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In the far future, biotechnology advances by leaps and bounds, creating stunning achievements in medical, civil, and military applications. Illness becomes a thing of the past, and genetic modification is as commonplace as cosmetic surgery.

However, like all great advances, unchecked progress and experimentation has led to abuse and corruption. Ultra powerful megacorporations that monopolized the latest biotech have risen to be the great powers of the age, waging secret wars of sabotage, espionage, and deceit to get ahead of each other.

In order to fuel their rampant growth, megacorps develop lethal diseases and viruses, horrific bio-organic abominations, and ever more exotic genetic modifications to both sell to the highest bidder and unleash upon each other.

The rampant proliferation of bioweapons, and the need to contain them, has given rise to a new profession, the BIOWEAPON HUNTER.
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Now with a new OP!

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You are LEWIS, a Hunter specializing in hunting down biological threats with your T-Doll companion HK!

Right now, you were quietly keeping an eye on both HK and SOPMOD, where were sitting on the beach towel HK had laid out previously, staring at the sea and nibbling on ice cream bars.

"So I see you're doin' well." SOPMOD remarks, talking to HK. "Still in one piece, I see."

"And you are still in an... incomplete state." HK replies. You're not sure if she was trying to be pilot or trying to get a dig in at SOPMOD.

"Oh, these?" SOPMOD raises one of her metallic arms, completely lacking synthetic flesh. "Naaaah, I prefer 'em this way!"

>Is it that difficult to upkeep?
>You're not worried about how it looks?
>Are those even your actual arms...?
>Other
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>>3370952
>>Is it that difficult to upkeep?
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>>3370952
>Is it that difficult to upkeep?
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>>3370952
>>Are those even your actual arms...?
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>>3370952
>>Is it that difficult to upkeep?
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>>3370952
>>You're not worried about how it looks?
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>>3370952
>>Is it that difficult to upkeep?
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>>3370952
>>Are those even your actual arms...?
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>>3370952
"Is it that difficult to upkeep?" You wonder.

"Eeeeeeh, not really!" SOPMOD chuckles. "Like I said, I just prefer 'em this way!"

"I still find your desire to keep your physical state in less than optimal condition highly illogical." HK remarks.

"Heh, you wanna see 'illogical?'" SOPMOD gives a short, dark laugh. "Are ya brave enough to datalink with me?"

"Excuse me?" HK pauses. "Why would you want to do that?"

"Because just TELLING ya woudn't get the point across!" SOPMOD grins. "Don't worry, I won't peek around in that empty hard drive of yours if that's what you're afraid of!"

HK then looks at you, apparently waiting for orders.

>Let HK datalink with SOPMOD
>Better not let them.
>Other
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>>3371049
>Let HK datalink with SOPMOD
If she actually wants to.
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>>3371049
>>Let HK datalink with SOPMOD
Sure why not? I foresee no problems with this.
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>>3371049
>>Let HK datalink with SOPMOD
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>>3371049
>>Better not let them.
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>>3371049
>Better not let them.
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>>3371049
>Let HK datalink with SOPMOD
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>>3371049
>>Better not let them.
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>>3371049
>>Better not let them.
no thx. I like my HK sane and happy. there are things she doesn't need to know
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>>3371049
>Better not let them.
Don't want HK to get a virus.
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>>3371049
"We're on vacation here. Let's have fun, not bad memories." You grunt.

"Awwwww, fine, whatever you say." SOPMOD shrugs. "I don't care either way."

"Affirmative." HK nods, but you get the feeling that she's... dissatisfied?

"Anywaaaaays, I'm kinda bored now!" SOPMOD chirps as she nibbles on the wooden ice cream bar stick. "Let's do something!"

"I agree. There is no more ice cream to consume." HK nods.

>Maybe get some shopping in.
>Go out for a swim with Mom and Carol.
>Other
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>>3371142
>>Go out for a swim with Mom and Carol.

Time to see how HK is in terms of buoyancy.
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>>3371142
>Maybe get some shopping in.
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>>3371142
>>Go out for a swim with Mom and Carol.
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>>3371142
>Maybe get some shopping in.
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>>3371142
>Go out for a swim with Mom and Carol.
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>>3371142
>Maybe get some shopping in.

Time to get something for Lucy when we go out on a date with her!

How about a date far away from the hustle and bustle from the city where we don't have to worry about reputation?
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>>3371142
>Maybe get some shopping in.
Buy some souvenirs for Hank, G36, Boss and Lucina. And maybe something for SOPMOD and HK, too.

Get Lucina one of them sling bikinis...
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>>3371166
Not opposed to getting a Meido bikini for her either.
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>>3371161
>inb4 a full day with Lucina spent in the scenic Arklay Mountains with no weapons, no work related stress, and no one to try spying on them. Just the two of them as a man and a woman.
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>>3371142
>>Maybe get some shopping in.
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>>3371177
Meidokini's for HK.

Along with some cat ears for the hell of it.
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>>3371142
"Guess we can go shopping or something." You shrug.

"Really?!" SOPMOD's eyes sparkle. "What are we getting?"

"You, uh, seem pretty excited for this." You frown.

"Ah, well, Hunk is a total bore off mission and never goes out." SOPMOD shrugs. "It'd be cool to go out to a shop that doesn't involve shooting it up for once!"

"That would be highly illegal." HK points out.

"Yeah yeah, I get it, ya nerd." SOPMOD retorts.

Huh, well, you had to come back here to meet up with Mom and Carol after they were done, so you going to have limited time to shop...

>Get something for HK.
>Get something for Mom and Carol.
>Get something for Lucina
>Get something for the office gang.
>Get something for SOPMOD
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>>3371219
>Get something for the office gang.
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>>3371219
>>Get something for the office gang.
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>>3371219
>Get something for Lucina
>Get something for the office gang.
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>>3371219
>>Get something for Lucina
Lewis said he'd get one, don't make him a liar!
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>>3371219
>Get something for SOPMOD
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>>3371219
>Get something for Lucina
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>>3371219
>Get something for Lucina
>Get something for the office gang
>Get something for HK
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>>3371219
>Get something for Lucina

>>3371229
If he's desperate enough, he could make something for her than buy a gift.
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>>3371219
>>Get something for Mom and Carol.
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>>3371219
>Get something for Lucina
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>>3371219
"Well, I did promise I'd get Lucina something when I got back." You nod. "Guess you two can tag along."

"Do you mean some form of gift?" HK asks.

"Well duh!" SOPMOD slaps HK on the back,, which HK doesn't seem to appreciate. "Gifts to celebrate for doing your job well!"

"Something like that." You grin.

Crap, you actually didn't think about what kind of gift to get Lucina, though. You glance around at the shops that were just off the beach in the direction of the hotels. There were all sorts of souvenirs and knickknacks being peddled here.

Now what would Lucina like...

>A stuffed dino of some sort.
>Something she can wear.
>Some sort of memento.
>Other
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>>3371290
>A stuffed dino of some sort.
>Something she can wear.
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>>3371290
>>Something she can wear.
Again, sling-bikini.
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>>3371290
>A stuffed dino of some sort.

Maybe some sort of giant stuffed Megalodon sort of like IKEA's Blahaj.
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>>3371290
>>Other
Get her a hand cannon, who knows what she might run into while policing.
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>>3371290
>Some sort of memento.
>>
>>3371290
>>A stuffed dino of some sort.
>>
>>3371290
>>Something she can wear.
Something we'd like to see her in would be nice.
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>>3371290
>>Something she can wear.
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>>3371290
>>Something she can wear.
Raptor claw necklace.
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>>3371290
You figure that Lucina would appreciate having something she could wear around. Even if she didn't like to admit it, she had a certain appreciation for fashion. You figure that she picked up a few interests from Carol, whether she wanted to or not.

>A nice accessory.
>Some silly t-shirt.
>A cool hat.
>A dino costume.
>Other
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>>3371333
>A nice accessory.
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>>3371333
>>A nice accessory.
>>A dino costume.
Get her a nice present and a gag present. Put the nice present in the gag present.
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>>3371333
>>A dino costume.

A Dino Onesie as a PJ.
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>>3371333
>A nice accessory.
>A dino costume.

I'll go with the "Sexy Velociraptor" costume, please.
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>>3371333
>>A dino costume.
For roleplay purposes.
Sexy roleplay purposes.
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>>3371333
>>A dino costume.
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>>3371333
>>A dino costume.
should really get sopmod and hk something
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>>3371333
>nice accessory.
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>>3371333
>>Other
>Dino patterned Bikini
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>>3371345
We could ask them what they'd like, then buy it later. Or just have them pick something out for themselves.
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>>3371345
HK would look adorable in a blue triceratops onesie.
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>>3371333
>A nice accessory.
>A dino costume.
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>>3371333
You find your gaze drawn to one of those tacky clothing stores. Those types of little tourist traps that tried to grab your attention by selling stuff that was too weird or silly to be seen anywhere else.

And this one in particular was a really cheesy dinosaur themed costume shop, sporting all sorts of dinosaur clothing.

"Ohhh, cute!" SOPMOD chirps. "I might get something for myself here!"

HK doesn't make any comment, but loyally follows you in.

The costume selection inside didn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary. What catches your attention immediately was a big, fat T-rex costume, clearly meant to scare little kids at birthday parties.

Then there was a section for slightly more personal uses. Pajamas and onesies and that sort of thing. There was a blue triceratops one that seemed to catch your eye.

And finally, tucked at the farthest back wall of the store were the more... risque outfits. There was a skintight raptor skin outfit, clearly designed not to leave much to the imagination when worn...

>Silly T-Rex costume.
>Comy triceratops onesie
>Sexy raptor skinsuit.
>Other
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>>3371376
>>Comfy triceratops onesie
>>
>>3371376
>>Sexy raptor skinsuit.
WOOHOO!

The onesie is probably more easily acceptable. But the skinsuit could be a statement...
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>>3371376
>Comy triceratops onesie
>>
>>3371376
>>Sexy raptor skinsuit.
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>>3371376
>Sexy raptor skinsuit.
>>
>>3371376
>>Silly T-Rex costume.
>>Comy triceratops onesie
>>Sexy raptor skinsuit.
One of each, we'll give SOPMOD the T-Rex, HK the Trike and Lucy the raptor.
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>>3371376
>Silly T-Rex costume.

I would also not be opposed to a rubber dino mask
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>>3371376
>>Comy triceratops onesie
>>
>>3371376
>Comfy triceratops onesie
I don't think we're at that stage in the relationship yet where we can buy risque outfits.
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>>3371376
Actually, I think a normal dinosaur-themed bikini would be the best choice. It's spicy enough to send a message, but not enough to come off as creepy or too forceful, and also would serve as a hint that Lucina deserves a vacation.
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>>3371376
>Comfy triceratops onesie.
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>>3371376
>>Comy triceratops onesie
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>>3371376
>>Comy triceratops onesie
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>>3371376
Well, Lucina did have a soft spot for cute things, even if she didn't like admitting it, and you figure she could use something more comfortable to sleep in. Not like anybody else was going to see it except for maybe ST-AR. But you figured that the police T-Doll would be good at keeping a secret.

You casually pick out a blue triceratops onesie that should fit Lucina, if you remembered her sizes right. Thankfully, you could afford to go on the safe side and go for a slightly larger size for to be on the safe side.

You quickly make your purchase and turn to see what HK and SOPMOD were up to.

>Roll 1d20
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3371408
>tfw they're about to stuff you in a sexy raptor suit
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3371408
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3371408
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>>3371408
You turn around and see SOPMOD holding the raptor skinsuit in front of HK.

"Come ooooooon, HK, you should try it!" SOPMOD giggles.

"This clothing does not appear to impart any sort of protection at all." HK observes. "Nor does it seem to serve any practical use in warding off environmental conditions."

"Well duh." SOPMOD rolls her eyes. "It's supposed to be for the SEX APPEAL!"

"I... do not understand." HK says blankly.

"Sheeeesh. Do I gotta spell everything out for ya?" SOPMOD groans.

>You should just leave them be for a bit.
>You better intervene.
>Other
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>>3371420
>You should just leave them be for a bit.

I don't think even Lewis would be able to explain it.
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>>3371420
>You'd look great in it HK.
>>
>>3371420
>>You should just leave them be for a bit.
>>
>>3371420
>You should just leave them be for a bit.
>>
>>3371420
>You should just leave them be for a bit.
>>
>Leave them alone
>Come back
>Hk is in skintight suit
>Sopmod: Sooo wha'da'ya think?
>Hk: R-rawr!
>>
>>3371420
>You better intervene.
Protect HK's purity.
>>
>>3371420
>>You should just leave them be for a bit.
I don't want to explain what sex appeal is to HK or why Lewis doesn't want her to have any.
>>
>>3371420
>>You should just leave them be for a bit.

Well, HK does have the figure for it....
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>>3371420
>You should just leave them be for a bit.
>>
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>>3371420
You just grin as you turn away. You were certain it would be fine to leave HK and SOPMOD alone for a bit. They'd do a good job distracting each other while you take care of a few more shopping errands.

You check your phone. You probably only had time for one more shopping run before it was time to head back to meet up with Mom and Carol.

But who to prioritize...?

>HK and SOPMOD
>Mom and Carol
>The office gang
>Other
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>>3371445
>HK and SOPMOD
>>
>>3371445
>The office gang
>>
>>3371445
>>The office gang
>>
>>3371445
>>The office gang
>>
>>3371445
>HK and SOPMOD
>>
>>3371445
>The office gang
>>
>>3371445
>The office gang
>>
>>3371445
>The office gang
>>
>>3371445
>>HK and SOPMOD
>>
>>3371445
>HK and SOPMOD
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>>3371445
You figure it would be a nice thing to get your coworkers some souvenirs. Nothing too special, but just little items to make them happy. For Nemo and Artya, you secured a pair of stuff dinos. You knew Artya would love it, but Nemo was a bit more of a mystery. She wasn't the type to openly let her preferences be known.

Meanwhile, there was still Hank and G to worry about. While you weren't too sure what would be a fitting present for G, you did have an idea of what to get Hank.

>Signed pinup of Carol.
>Some booze
>A dino trophy.
>Other
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>>3371476
>Signed pinup of Carol.
>>
>>3371476
>Some booze
>>
>>3371476
>A dino trophy.
>>
>>3371476
>>A dino trophy.
Raptor claw necklace!
>>
>>3371476
>Some booze
>>
>>3371476
A novelty set of Dino themed office utensils for our desk riding friend.
Like, tyrannosaurus stapler or something.
>>
>>3371476
>>A dino trophy.
>>
>>3371476
>Some booze

The pinup would be a violation of the bro code.
>>
>>3371476
>>Some booze
>>
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>>3371476
Well, you figure a simple dino trophy would do. You pick up what is supposedly a real raptor claw and add it to the cart. You're sure Hank would be able to find a use for it, or at least some empty space on his desk.

Likewise, for G, you pick up a small dino tooth necklace. You weren't sure if G would like it or not, but it didn't feel right leaving her out of the gift giving.

Finally, there was the Boss. You... didn't really even know the first thing about what to get her. Then again, should you? She was your boss, after all.

>The Boss doesn't need anything.
>Get something cheap.
>Get something expensive.
>Other
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>>3371499
>Get something cheap.
>>
>>3371499
>Get something cheap.
A cheap item for a cheap boss.
...This is so going to backfire, isn't it?
>>
>>3371499
>>Get something cheap.
>>
>>3371499
>Get something cheap.
>>
>>3371499
>Get something cheap.
>>
>>3371499
>Get something expensive.
>>
>>3371499
>>Get something expensive.
>>
>>3371499
>>Get something expensive.
>>
>>3371499
>Get something cheap.
>>
>>3371499
>>Get something cheap.
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>>3371499
Heh, well, you figure that it's only fitting to get a cheap gift for a cheap boss. You pick up a simple mug wih the InGen logo on it and add it to the cart. That should be enough souvenirs for now.

Once all your purchases are done, you start heading back to where HK and SOPMOD are. Hopefully they haven't caused too much trouble...

>Roll 1d20
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>3371527
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>3371527
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3371527
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3371527
>>
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>>3371527
You head back to the costume shop where miraculously, the entire place is still in one piece. You also see HK and SOPMOD waiting for you out front, with HK holding an wrapped up but unmarked package.

"What's all this?" You wonder as you approach.

"Just a little surprise!" SOPMOD giggles.

"Yes, it's just a.... surprise." HK nods in agreement. "For a later time."

>We'll I'll be interested in seeing it when that time comes.
>You totally made her get something lewd, didn't you, SOPMOD?
>No harm in showing me right now.
>Other
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>>3371538
>You totally made her get something lewd, didn't you, SOPMOD?
>>
>>3371538
>We'll I'll be interested in seeing it when that time comes.
>>
>>3371538
>We'll I'll be interested in seeing it when that time comes.
>>
>>3371538
>>We'll I'll be interested in seeing it when that time comes.
>>
>>3371538
>>We'll I'll be interested in seeing it when that time comes.
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>>3371538
>>We'll I'll be interested in seeing it when that time comes.
>>
>>3371538
>We'll I'll be interested in seeing it when that time comes.
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>>3371538
>You totally made her get something lewd, didn't you, SOPMOD?
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>>3371538
"Well, I'll be interested in seeing it when the time comes." You grin.

"See? I told ya he'd be okay with it!" SOPMOD giggles as she elbows. HK lightly.

"It was... unexpected." HK mumbles. "I thought people didn't like secrets kept from them?"

"Well, it's different if it involves a gift." You laugh.

"So there you are!"

You turn to see Mom coming up the street with Carol in tow. Carol looked to be in a really good mood, which led you to wonder just how much of the local aquatic wildlife she'd eaten.

"Hey, Lewie!" Carol smiles. "Oh, did you make a new friend?"

"Another T-Doll, huh?" Mom raises an eyebrow.

"You can just cal me SOPMOD!" SOPMOD says happily.

"Ohmygosh, your arms are SO COOL!" Carols gasps as she rushes forward to examine them.

"I know, aren't they?" SOPMOD giggles

It's just now that you realize Carol and SOPMOD had a lot more in common than you realized. You're not sure if that was a good thing or not.

"Well, we're going to be winding down for today." Mom yawns. "So, uh, you better be sending her back now."

"Awwwwww!" SOPMOD whines.

>Send SOPMOD back to Hunk.
>You don't mind SOPMOD sticking around for a bit longer.
>Other
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>>3371553
>You don't mind SOPMOD sticking around for a bit longer.
>>
>>3371553
>>Send SOPMOD back to Hunk.
>>
>>3371553
>>You don't mind SOPMOD sticking around for a bit longer.
>>
>>3371553
>Send SOPMOD back to Hunk.
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>>3371553
>You don't mind SOPMOD sticking around for a bit longer.
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>>3371553
Ask SOPMOD about getting back to Hunk
It’s not like we don’t want her around, but he’s been left all alone.
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>>3371553
>You don't mind SOPMOD sticking around for a bit longer.
>>
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>>3371553
"You're sure you don't need to go back to Hunk?" You ask.

"Ah, he's a grown man, he can take care of himself!" SOPMOD assures you.

"Well, then I don't see a problem in letting her stick around a bit longer." You shrug.

"I don't remember raising you to be so nice to everyone." Mom glowers.

"Stop being a big meanie, Mom!" Carol laughs. "Soppie seems totally cool!"

Oh, if Carol only knew.

"I will make sure to keep her under proper surveillance and supervision." HK reports.

"Oh, you think you can just keep me in check like that, huh?" SOPMOD chuckles darkly.

"I know I can." HK retorts. Was that a... boast from her?

Seems like this night was going to be a bit interesting...

>And that's it for tonight! We'll continue things on Saturday, so don't miss it!
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>>3371567
SOPMOD get.
See you tonight Merc.
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>>3371726
Gonna take her home and feed her dinner!
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>>3371567
Later that night, after dinner, you all decide to head back to the suite to get some rest. After all, your vacation had to end tomorrow for various reasons, so you all had to get ready for the journey home.

Almost immediately, Mom just plops down on the couch, a bottle of whiskey in hand. Looks like even with her fearsome physical condition, just trying to keep up with Carol was extremely taxing.

Carol and SOPMOD seemed to be... getting along REALLY well. That caught by surprise as they squirrel away into the bedroom Carol and Mom were supposed to share.

HK, meanwhile, slinks off into your bedroom suite without a word.

>Go catch up with Mom.
>Make sure Carol and SOPMOD behave themselves.
>See what HK is up to.
>Other
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>>3374003
>Go catch up with Mom.
>>
>>3374003
>Go catch up with Mom.
Y'know mom, you never really did tell us what your favorite color was when we were a kid.
>>
>>3374003
>>Go catch up with Mom.

Time to talk business?
>>
>>3374003
>>Make sure Carol and SOPMOD behave themselves.
>>
>>3374003
>>See what HK is up to.
>>
>>3374003
>Go catch up with Mom.
>>
>>3374003
>Go catch up with Mom.
>>
>>3374003
>Go catch up with Mom.
>>
>>3374003
>Make sure Carol and SOPMOD behave themselves.
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>>3374003
>>Make sure Carol and SOPMOD behave themselves.
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>>3374003
>>Go catch up with Mom.
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>>3374003
"So, Mom." You grin as you lean on the back of the couch. "Starting to feel your age?"

"You're lucky I'm too tired to smack your face." Mom grumbles as she pops the cap off her bottle of whiskey. "You of all people should know how tough it is to keep up with Carol when she lets loose."

You do indeed remember all too well the difficulty of matching Carol's sheer physical capabilities. All those days playing together in the secluded forest around the family ranch...

"Anyways, it looks like you need a good relaxer, as well." Mom grunts as she holds up the whiskey bottle. "You want the first taste?"

>Sure why the hell not.
>I'd rather stay sober.
>Other
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>>3374187
>I'd rather stay sober.
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>>3374187
>>Sure why the hell not.
>>
>>3374187
>>Sure why the hell not.

Time to shoot the breeze and reminisce about the past, and think of the future.
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>>3374187
>Sure why the hell not.
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>>3374187
>Sure why the hell not.
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>>3374187
>>Sure why the hell not.
Time for a CON check
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>>3374187
>I'd rather stay sober.

Time to ask her what it was like to experience a Magical Girl pregnancy?
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>>3374187
"You know what, sure, why not." You nod as you take the bottle from Mom and take a deep pull.

>Roll 1d20
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3374273
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>3374273
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>3374273
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>>3374273
The alcohol hits you like a truck as the drink burns its way down your throat. You briefly lose your balance and the bottle slips out of your fingers, but Mom's quick witted enough to snatch it before it hits the ground or spill any of its remaining contents.

"Jeez, still a fuckin' lighweight, huh?" Mom chuckles as she takes her own pull from the bottle.

>I just hadn't done it in a while.
>Never did have a particular liking for it.
>That's because you never let me have any.
>Other
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>>3374364
>That's because you never let me have any.
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>>3374364
>That's because you never let me have any.
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>>3374364
>I just hadn't done it in a while.
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>>3374364
>>That's because you never let me have any.
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>>3374364
>That's because you never let me have any.
At least you never got into my pot stash...
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>>3374364
>>That's because you never let me have any.
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>>3374364
>>That's because you never let me have any.
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>>3374364
>That's because you never let me have any.
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>>3374364
"That's because you never let me have any." You grunt as you just barely manage to maintain your balance. Otherwise you would have fallen over the couch and right on top of Mom.

"Well, I just sorta figured you'd start going wild once ya left the nest... or something." Mom says as she looks away. "But I guess... I'm glad ya didn't get too far into it."

"Yeah, well, I think my partner drinks enough for the both of us." You chuckle, fondly recalling Hank's habits.

"Heh, sounds like someone I should meet someday." Mom muses.

>Maybe someday.
>Oh dear god no.
>Other
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>>3374470
>Oh dear god no.
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>>3374470
>>Maybe someday.
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>>3374470
>>Maybe someday.

He's also a big fan of Carol.
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>>3374470
>Oh dear god no.
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>>3374470
>Maybe someday.
>>
>>3374470
>>Oh dear god no.
Noooo!!!
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>>3374470
>>Maybe someday.
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>>3374470
>Oh dear god no.
“Does this mean I get a new Daddy?”
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>>3374470
Well, guess we gotta roll off to break the tie!

1. Someday
2. No
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>>3374562
...
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>>3374569
"Oh dear god, no." You frown. "The last thing I need is Hank trying to act like my second dad."

Mom snorts loudly as she tries but fails to hold in her laughter.

"Don't worry about it. While I don't regret getting married, I'm not in any hurry to repeat the experience."

Mom then takes another long pull from the bottle, basically cleaning out what was left in it. How the hell could she drink like that?

"Ahhh, fuck. And there you go, making me reminisce on old times..." Mom says, with a hint of both nostalgia and somberness.

>Ask her more about what she did in the War.
>Ask how exactly Carol was made.
>Ask if there are any other Magical Girls in hiding.
>Maybe Mom should get some sleep.
>Other
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>>3374583
>>Ask how exactly Carol was made.
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>>3374583
>>Ask how exactly Carol was made.
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>>3374583
>>Ask how exactly Carol was made.
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>>3374583
>Ask if there are any other Magical Girls in hiding.
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>>3374583
>Ask how exactly Carol was made.
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>>3374583
>>Ask if there are any other Magical Girls in hiding.
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>>3374583
>>Ask how exactly Carol was made.
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>>3374583

>Ask if there are any other Magical Girls in hiding.
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>>3374583
"Speaking of old times..." You bite your lip, but your curiosity had finally gotten the better of you. "How exactly was Carol... born?"

"Well, I didn't squeeze her outta my hips, that's for sure." Mom sighs. "It's... complicated."

"Not like we've got anything else to do." You point out.

"True." Mom concedes as she grabs a fresh bottle of whiskey from... somewhere. Seriously, how was she doing that. "Well, I guess you gotta understand, during the whole Magical War, the poor regular people were looking for any way to close the power gap between themselves and Magical Girls, so naturally, they turned to the Magical Girls' ultimate enemy, the Invaders."

"So they just took an Invader and turned it into Carol?" You frown.

"Nah, it was even crazier." Mom sighs. "Good ol Auntie Egan decided it was a great idea to splice my DNA with an Invader's and see what came out of it. And, well, that's how we got Carol."

"And you were okay with that?" You raise an eyebrow.

"Of fucking course not!" Mom scowls. "But that was, still is, Egan's M.O. She loves doing whatever she wants without telling anyone. It's all about the science for her."

Now THAT, you could totally relate to. Lucina and Nemo's situation immediately came to mind.

>Well, at least it all worked out, right?
>So, Carol fought in the War, too?
>You know, I think Umbrella is trying to make their own version of her.
>Other
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>>3374689
>>Well, at least it all worked out, right?
>>So, Carol fought in the War, too?
>>
>>3374689
>You know, I think Umbrella is trying to make their own version of her.
>>
>>3374689
>>So, Carol fought in the War, too?

How old is she really?
>>
>>3374689
>>You know, I think Umbrella is trying to make their own version of her.
Is this why mom wants to kill Wester?
>>
>>3374689
>You know, I think Umbrella is trying to make their own version of her.
>>
>>3374689
>>You know, I think Umbrella is trying to make their own version of her.
>>
>>3374689
>>You know, I think Umbrella is trying to make their own version of her.
>>
>>3374689
>So, Carol fought in the War, too?

Are we going to bring up her lack of fulfilling romantic relations?
>>
>>3374689
>You know, I think Umbrella is trying to make their own version of her.
>>
>>3374689
>>You know, I think Umbrella is trying to make their own version of her.
>>
>>3374689
>You know, I think Umbrella is trying to make their own version of her.
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>>3374689
"You know, on that subject, I think Umbrella is trying to make their own version of Carol." You say darkly.

"Oh, definitely, and not just Umbrella." Mom sighs. "All the big biotech giants have been racing to make the perfect bioweapon."

"But shouldn't there be a record of Carol?" You frown.

"If Egan is good at anything besides mad science, it's keeping secrets." Mom grunts. "Nobody besides her knows how she made Carol, and our bosses were careful to cover up any reference to her. So, only a select few people would even know she existed, but suspect most of 'em are running these fucking biotechs so...."

"Yeah, I get it." You nod.

"But Umbrella is definitely coming the closest." Mom glowers. "I'm fucking convinced Wesker is connected with someone on the Council. He seems to know way too fucking much for some random corporate stooge."

"So that's why you were going after him." You conclude.

"Well, partly. I'm also pretty sure he'd like to get his hands on me and Carol, so it's just as much about our self preservation as concern for the world." Mom shrugs. "But he's also only a part of the equation. If it comes down to it, we can always get at the lead scientist."

"Vahlen." You narrow your eyes.

"Bingo."

>If this is as serious as you say, we may have to consider it.
>Vahlen's not like Wesker at all.
>Other
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>>3374899
>Vahlen's not like Wesker at all.
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>>3374899
>>Vahlen's not like Wesker at all.

I'm sure we can influence her since we're on her good side.
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>>3374899
>Vahlen's not like Wesker at all.
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>>3374899
>Vahlen's not like Wesker at all.
Vahlens a good girl.
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>>3374899
>Vahlen's not like Wesker at all.
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>>3374899
>Vahlen's not like Wesker at all.
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This is how a picture Lewis. I don't care if I'm wrong.
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>>3374899
>>Vahlen's not like Wesker at all.

>>3374985
Maybe the EX color scheme
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>>3374899
>Vahlen's not like Wesker at all.
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>>3374899
Ugh, the spam filter's acting up again so the post is in the pic!
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>>3375061
>I get it.
>>
>>3375061
>I get it.
>>
>>3375061
>I get it
>>
>>3375061
>I get it.
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>>3375061
>I get it
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>>3375061
>I get it.
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>>3375061
"Yeah yeah, I get it. I'll keep my eyes and ears open." You nod.

"Great." Mom yawns. "In that case, I'm gonna grab some shut eye. I'm gonna be hitching a ride back home with Carol so you and HK will have to split up from us."

"I understand." You nod, standing up. However, there was still a bit of alcohol in your system which causes you to stumble for a bit.

"Heh, maybe you should get some fresh air first." Mom chuckles as she closes her eyes.

>Go see what Carol and SOPMOD are up to.
>Better get some sleep.
>Get some air on the balcony.
>Other
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>>3375139
>Go see what Carol and SOPMOD are up to.
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>>3375139
>Go see what Carol and SOPMOD are up to.
>>
>>3375139
>>Get some air on the balcony.
>>
>>3375139
>Go see what Carol and SOPMOD are up to.
>>
>>3375139
>hk fell out of prompt options
CONCERN

Anyway
>go check on Carol and SOPMOD
>>
>>3375139
>>Get some air on the balcony.
>>
>>3375139
>Get some air on the balcony.

You don't suppose that we'll be hunting down a fully corrupted Hunter?
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>>3375139
>Go see what Carol and SOPMOD are up to.
>>
>>3375139
>Get some air on the balcony.
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>>3375139
Honestly, you were a bit concerned about just how well Carol and SOPMOD were getting along, like two puppies meeting each other for the first time. It was probably best to check up on them before something serious happened like trashing the entire suite.

You head over to Carol's bedroom suite and approach the door...

>Roll 1d20
>>
Odds wesker megalomaniacs so hard he loses hunk and sopmod? It is wesker.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3375191
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3375191
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3375191
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3375191
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>3375191
Time for Snow
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>>3375192
Probably when he decides to go against the company. We need to see if HUNK is loyal to the man, or the company.
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>>3375191
You knock on the door.

"Hey Carol, it's me." You say.

"Come on in!" Carol chirps.

You open the door and see both Carol and SOPMOD in the midst of a... pillow fight? Both of them were standing on the bed, pillows in hand like ancient medieval weapons. The twisted and bedraggled state of their hair meant they had been seriously going at it before you arrived.

"Hey there!" SOPMOD chirps. "And and Carol were just havin' a good old fashioned scuffle! Wanna join in?"

>Looks fun.
>You'd rather not break any more bones, thanks.
>Other
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>>3375221
>You'd rather not break any more bones, thanks.
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>>3375221
>Looks fun.
>>
>>3375221
>You'd rather not break any more bones, thanks.
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>>3375221
>>Looks fun.
>>
>>3375221
>>You'd rather not break any more bones, thanks.
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>>3375221
>You'd rather not break any more bones, thanks.
>>
>>3375221
>Looks fun.
>>
>>3375221
>>You'd rather not break any more bones, thanks.
>>3374985
When he's old and tired of magical bullshit but still has a blast in the heat of the moment, sure.
>>
>>3375221
>You'd rather not break any more bones, thanks.
>>
>>3375212
>>3375192
Just wait until the truth is out, and Soppo now wants a sample of Lewis' various magic crystal body parts.
>>
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>>3375221
"No offense, but I'd rather not break any more of my bones." You chuckle nervously. Sure, you had some nice defensively minded biodmods, but even your crystal skin had its limitations, and you weren't about to put it to the test between a combat T-Doll and Carol.

"Awwww, that's no fun!" Carol pouts. "You're almost sounding like Mom now, you know?"

"Yeah! A total killjoy!' SOPMOD says as she sticks her tongue out at you.

These girls...

>Tell them it's bedtime.
>It's time for SOPMOD to head back.
>Just leave them be.
>Other
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>>3375297
>Just leave them be.
>>
>>3375297
>Tell them it's bedtime.
Put on our best Mom impression.
>>
>>3375297
>It's time for SOPMOD to head back.
>>
>>3375297
>It's time for SOPMOD to head back.
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>>3375297
>Tell them it's bedtime.
>>
>>3375297
>>It's time for SOPMOD to head back.

HUNK has to be worried.
>>
>>3375297

>Tell them it's bedtime. (But actually)
>Sneak pillow attack It's not really bed time, it's war
>>
>>3375297
>>Tell them it's bedtime.
>>
>>3375297
>Just leave them be.
>Remind SOPMOD to call Hunk
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>>3375297
>>Tell them it's bedtime.
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>>3375297
>>It's time for SOPMOD to head back.
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>>3375297
"It's bedtime." You grunt. "Carol, you're gonna be leaving with Mom tomorrow and SOPMOD, you're... doing whatever you do with Hunk tomorrow so you both get some rest."

"Meeeeanie!" Carol pouts but despite her protests she plops down on her bed.

"But I don't even need to sleep!' SOPMOD points out.

"If you're going to be staying the night here you're gonna follow our rules." You say sternly. "Trust me, the last person you want to wake up in the middle of the night is my Mom. She can get REALLY cranky."

"Fiiiiiiiine." SOPMOD pouts as she crosses cross her arms and flops backwards onto the be next to Carol.

Seriously, how the hell are the both of them so alike.

"Get some sleep, you two. I mean it." You say as you flip the lights off.

"Okaaaaaaay." Both Carol and SOPMOD say in unison. It was almost kinda creepy.

Jeez, was this what it felt like to be Mom?

>Better get some rest yourself.
>You could still use some fresh air.
>Other
>>
>>3375344
>You could still use some fresh air.
>>
>>3375344
>>Better get some rest yourself.
Time for night encounter with HK.
>>
>>3375344
>You could still use some fresh air.
>>
>>3375344
>>You could still use some fresh air.
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>>3375344
>Better get some rest yourself.
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>>3375344
>>Better get some rest yourself.
>>
>>3375344
>>You could still use some fresh air.
>>
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>>3375344
Well, you figure you could use some fresh air, like Mom suggested. You head back through the living room, carefully tiptoeing past a loudly snoring Mom as you head out to the balcony.

The warm tropical air immediately hits you as you step outside, sending goosebumps across your skin and filling your nostrils and lungs. Down below, the lights of the resort blaze like like a multicolored wildfire. Even from up here, you could see the rooftops where the night owls were partying the night away.

You then find yourself holding your phone, staring at Lucina's number on the contact screen. It would be incredibly late back in Raccoon City, but maybe she'd be in a better mood to talk this time.

>Call up Lucina.
>Better not disturb her.
>Other
>>
>>3375382
>Better not disturb her.
>>
>>3375382
>Better not disturb her.
>>
>>3375382
>>Call up Lucina.
>>
>>3375382
>>>Call up Lucina.
Or at least leave a message
>>
>>3375382
Leave a message.
>Better not disturb her.
>>
>>3375382
>Send her a text
>>
>>3375382
>>Call up Lucina.
>>
>>3375382
>>Call up Lucina.
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>>3375382
>Call up Lucina.
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>>3375382
>Call up Lucina.
>>
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>>3375382
You commit and hit the call button. The phone barely rings once before Lucina picks up.

"Lewis? What's going on?" Lucina asks. She sounds tired, you note.

"Ah, nothing, just seeing how you were doing." You remark. "I should be coming back to Raccoon City tomorrow."

"Ah, well, nothing too exciting happening right now." Lucina chuckles weakly. "Just pulling an all nighter to get some work done."

"Don't you have secretaries to take care of that stuff?" You wonder.

"It's important work." Lucina says adamantly. "As the chief, I can't just delegate all my duties to others. That's the sign of a weak leader."

"Lucina-"

"Wait, hold on a second there." Lucina interrupts you. "Star? What is it it? What? Fine, I'll go check it out. Sorry Lewis, can you stay on hold for a second?"

"Yeah, sure."

You hear Lucina set her phone down and dash off. However, just as quickly, you hear a new voice on the line.

"Hey." ST-AR's familiar, dour voice greets you on the phone.

"Um, hi?" You frown, confused. "What are you doing?"

"Just giving you a little heads up." ST-AR responds. "There's going to be a job offer opening up in the Arklay Mountains soon. Make sure you take it."

"Me?" You pause. "Why?"

"Because you being trouble is probably the only thing that can get Lucina out of her damn office for a change." ST-AR grunts. "Just keep her out there for a couple days, if you get my drift. I'll make sure you're properly compensated."

>I never figured you to be so caring.
>You've got some motive for this, don't you?
>This doesn't seem right.
>Other
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>>3375440
>I never figured you to be so caring.
>>
>>3375440
>You've got some motive for this, don't you?
>>
>>3375440
>You've got some motive for this, don't you?
>>
>>3375440
>You've got some motive for this, don't you?
>>
>>3375440
>>You've got some motive for this, don't you?
>>
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>>3375440
"You've got some motive for this, don't you?" You ask suspiciously.

"We all have motives for what we do." ST-AR replies smoothly. "Even T-Dolls. But rest assured, I've got both of your best interests in mind."

There's a brief pause, and a muffled voice in the background.

"Well, looks like time's up." ST-AR remarks. "Just remember what I told you. Taking that job is ultimately up to you."

"Sorry about that." Lucina's voice comes back on, apparently returning from whatever was happening back there. "The coffee machine caught fire again and I had to put it out. Now where we again?"

"You overworking yourself." You grunt.

"Ah, like I said, it's normal for this line of work." Lucina tries to assure you. "Look, how about I meet you when you get back? Does that sound good?"

"Sure thing." You agree.

"Great. Sorry, but I need to get these requests done. See you later!"

And with that, the very odd phone call abruptly ended.

You feel so damn tired now.

And with that, you stumble back to your bedroom, where you see... the most ridiculous sight.

There was HK, on your bed, wearing cat-themed lingerie.

"Good Nyaa-ite, Master." HK says in a very deadpan voice.

>Laugh
>Cry
>Promise to dismantle SOPMOD
>Other
>>
>>3375475
>Laugh
>>
>>3375475
>Laugh
>Cry
>Promise to dismantle SOPMOD
>>
>>3375475
>>Laugh
>>Cry
>>Promise to dismantle SOPMOD
>>
>>3375475
“Good nyaa-ite to you too, HK.”
Put arm over her and sleep.
>>
>>3375475
>>>Laugh
>>Cry
>>Promise to dismantle SOPMOD
>>
>>3375475
>Everything
>>
>>3375475
>Turn around
>Leave
>Close the door
>Promise to dismantle SOPMOD
>>
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>>3375475
You just make a weird, blubbering sound that's somewhere in between laughing and crying at the combination of the ridiculous sight of HK's appearance and her deadpan delivery of the intended erotic line. The entire presentation just fell apart like a building collapsing in on itself, and you couldn't help but be impressed at how quickly everything went wrong.

"Did I do something wrong, Lewis?" HK blinks, reverting to her more normal mannerisms.

"It's n-nothing." You fight to suppress a giggle. "J-just please wear some regular clothes."

"Agreed. This current outfight provides negligible protection against the elements or physical attacks." HK nods. "I still cannot comprehend why SOPMOD insisted I wear these."

"Don't worry, I'll be sure to dismantle SOPMOD next time I see her." You sigh.

"Is that so?" HK blinks. "I will gladly insist you in that endeavor."

"I just... need a bit of rest first." You yawn as you lay down on the bed, the whiskey finally taking a hold of your system as your vision fades out on one final thought...

Goddamn SOPMOD.

>And that's it for tonight! As always, the next thread will be on Friday, so don't miss it!
>>
>>3375528
kekekekeke

Thanks for the run OP!
>>
>>3375528
See you next time, Merc.
>>
So does Carol have a hard counter? I think if we find out what it is it'll be useful in facing off against any attempt to replicate her.

Personally, I was thinking fire and incendiary weapons would be effective against shapeshifters if they needed live cells to do their thing.
>>
>>3371142
Beautiful answer qm :) I like your replied fast and percise
>>
>>3375894
Hard counter is a bioweapon that's developed to connect with her and override and replace who her mommy/family is.

Daddy Wesker says I haf-ta kill you now Lewie~
>>
>>3387078
>>3376935
Meant to link here but was distracted by sexy HK.



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