>>3375713
>Eat

Thank him for the meal. Ask him about how long we were out.

>>3375713
>Eat

I doubt he'd try to poison us. Or that any poison he's got would work.

>>3375713
>Eat

>>3375713
>Eat

Glad to see that Eric hasn't lost every shred of humanity in him to the Makai

>writing

>>3375785
Nah, we've got too big of a heart to lose It to a minor thing like 'hell'. It did toughen us around the edges though.

"Thank you."
You graciously accept the food and begin slowly sipping away.
It's not the best but right now it feels so good after that tiring fight that you simply don't care.
As you chow down your host starts further explaining things to you.

"You were pretty banged up back there.
I tried patching you up to the best o' my abilities but I'm afraid I can't do much without some proper medicine."
You look at your right arm and see that it was put into a splint.
"Sadly... I don' think you'll be able to lift it for a while. Can't imagine what you had to do to get it like that though..."

"It's okay..."
You respond.
"How long was I out?"

"I 'unno... Bout an hour or so.
That is... I found ya an hour ago. Don't know how long you've been knocked out."

Just as he finishes explaining that another figure rushes in, one much smaller than him.
"Daddy? Is the angel awake?"

"He ain't no angel pumpkin.
Just a man...a real freaky one."

"Angel?"
You ask him.

"Aye. Some real strange things been goin' on lately.
Darn aliens and such... Then that nasty tornado that was headin' here that blew up.
Ain't never seen anything like it... Lil' sunshine here says he saw you falling from the sky.
That you an angel sent to save us from the wind and that freak...
That true?"

You look over to the little boy and try to smile even though your mask is obscuring your face.
"I'm no angel.
I'm human. Just like you."

That gets a chuckle out of your host.
"Human? No friend.
I am human. We are human. Been that all my life.
But I must admit... You ain't one. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Just that you shouldn't belittle yourself like that."

You look down at the sheets still covering you, saddened.
It is true that you are quite far from what one could consider human.
But hearing it still... hurts a little.

"Maybe you're right.
Maybe I'm not human. But I'm a man. That I know."
You toss the cover off of your body and stand up.

"Whoa whoa! Easy there pardner!
You shouldn't be up and about like that."

"You said it. I'm not human. You shouldn't worry about me."
Tightening your belt you walk over and extend your broken arm to shake your hosts.
He takes it after a bit of hesitation and he sees that you don't as much as wince.
"Thank you for your hospitality..."

"Oh don't thank me. It's the least I could do to the fella that saved us.
But... what are ya gonna do now?"

>I got some friends to catch up with (Go back to Sala)
>The world needs to know the danger has passed! (Go to the president)
>I have a call to make... (Call Cabba)
>Other?

>>3375878
>The world needs to know the danger has passed! (Go to the president)
Guess we're Superman now.

>>3375878
>>I have a call to make... (Call Cabba)
>The world needs to know the danger has passed! (Go to the president)

I wanna call Cabba first because I don't think it'll take so long we can't, say, do it on the way to the President.

If they're mutually exclusive, call Cabba though.

>>3375878
>The world needs to know the danger has passed! (Go to the president)

>>3375878
>The world needs to know the danger has passed! (Go to the president)
Mr. President!

A'ight

>writing

"I have an announcement to make...
The world needs to know that they are safe."

"You mean-"

"Yes. Frost is dead.
I took care of it."

"So it is true...
Well good luck then stranger."

Saying goodbye to them you left and giving the mans son a coy little look you took off the ground with a burst of power like fucking Superman.
As you look back you see the kid waving his hand for you.
Smiling you reach for your scouter to see if it still works.

"Cabba?"

"Eric! Thank god!
I felt Frosts power disappear and then yours...
I thought the worst has come to pass!"

"Luckily no.
Frost is dead but I got knocked out."

"He's... dead?"

"Yeah. I killed him."

"I... see."
He mumbles to himself something which you can't make out entirely.
"I... I gotta report this. We'll talk later!"
And just like that he cut the line. He sounded upset for some reason...

Shaking it off you return your attention to your destination and make your way back to where Frost was hiding, Washington.
Landing in the now decently bustling city you landed right in front of the building and entered without letting anyone get in your way.
Just like you expected the big man himself was sitting there anxiously.

"You're back...
Does that mean-"

"Yes. Frost is no more."

He sighs with relief.
"That's good to hear.
I don't want to know what he'd have done if he came back."

"Well you can relax now mister president.
But I have something to ask from you."

"What is it?"

You look outside.
"The people are scared. They don't know what's happening out there.
They desperately need clarity. Now more than ever. Can I count on you to tell them what happened?
To tell the world what happened?"

He stands up and looks you straight in the eye.
"Of course!
I'll let them all know what you did son!"

"Thank you."

"But tell me... who are you? Where are you from?"

You pause for a moment and consider what to say.
"It doesn't matter. I'm just a fellow man doing what needs to be done."

"I see.
Then that's what I'll tell the people. That it was one of them that stood up in our darkest time and saved us!
But I'm afraid I can't let such an act go unrewarded. Tell me: Is there anything I could do for you?
To repay you even if just a little?"

>No
>Write-in

Hmmm, not too sure what to ask. Earth really won't be the same, and we can't defend all of it ourself.
Maybe we can ask to do a speech for world peace or something like that, try and unite the world. Perhaps we could even go tech route with Earth helping us at some point.

>>3375975
>>Well...I'm not on the planet much anymore, so I don't really need anything personally, but if you could contact my family and let them know I'm alright I'd appreciate it.
>>Oh yeah, one more thing, now that Earth has been exposed to alien life, I'll get in contact with the universal law. They probably have some First Contact Protocol that should help ease you all onto the intergalactic stage.

>>3375994
Support

>>3375994
this, support. Also, maybe call Cabba so he can help make the first contact smooth, don't want Earth to get exploited again.

>>3375975
>>3375993

Yeah. Humanity learned a big lesson after nuking each other into dust and then getting resurrected after an extended vacation in Otherworld. But it's really easy to fall back into petty habits and squabbles now that everything is back to normal, especially for future generations who won't have the unique experience of being in the afterlife.

Hmmmm... setting up earth for integration into galactic society?
Huh...

I thought you guys wanted a private island.
Well whatever. Works for me

>writing

>>3376056
I mean...the genies out of the bottle now isn't it? We killed Frost here and words going to spread about that. Hell his daddy somehow already knows. Might as well try and integrate them into the galactic community at this point.

>>3376056
Island? Bitch please, we cook for Champa, we can probably get a private planet if we really wanted one.

"I don't have much to ask... I don't stay on the planet much anymore.
But for the sake of the planet and its people...I'd ask you to calm them down and help unite them.
Now that the genie's out of the bottle humanity will need to grow accustomed to the fact they are not alone..."
You come to a realization and reach for your scouter.
"Come to think of it... I know a guy. He's an alien. But a good one.
I'm sure he can help us with some sort of First Contact Protocol. But for that to work Earth needs to accept that not all aliens are bad..."

"I... think I understand what you're saying.
And I'll try my best."

You nod to him and start making a call.
"Cabba... Cabba are you there?"

"Y-Yes. I'm here. Just told HQ what happened.
That... that's gonna take a while to process."

"Never mind that. I have a question... more like a favor actually.
Do you think the SDF could help Earth? The people need to see that not all aliens are a threat."

"I..."
He pauses.
"Yes. I can do that.
You know... I was thinking that maybe you changed somehow this past week.
Killing Frost and not letting him get his proper punishment and all that...
Glad I was wrong. Anyways I'll make sure to get some ambassadors from the galactic senate and-"

"Well I was thinking about you actually."

"I-WHAT?!"

"How do you think people will react if a flying saucer just pops up out of nowhere one day?
It's good that you call diplomat's but we need Earth to be ready to greet them. As they are now it's more likely that they'll shoot down anyone who enters!
It'd be for the best if you came right now while people are still confused!"

"G-Gah! Why must you be good at reasoning?!"

"It's apparently my superpower in this fucking universe.
Also, remember me getting shot? Or Plant? Or Ten times gravity?!"

Cabba lets out a whimper in his defeat.
"I'll be down there in a few minutes."
He adds.

"Good.
Use the current coordinates of my scouter.
There is a green little area you can land on. Look for the big white house."
Turning to the President you also inform him.
"Please don't shoot him down."

"Couldn't do it if we wanted to...
Frost had everything disabled."

"Good."

Yeah, better to unite the world peacefully now that everyone is scared. There is nothing that motivates so much the formation of a utopia in which all collaborate despite their differences than learning about the existence of guys who can destroy planets by sneezing

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With things taken care of and set into motion you excused yourself from the area and headed back where Sala and presumably your friends are.
Along the way however you caught a few... interesting tidbits of information. Not just what they are but HOW you managed to acquire them.

Simply flying above the city at mach 10 allowed you to see and comprehend stuff happening below.
More specifically on one TV screen where the news networks were all filled with talk about You and your battle with Frost.
"Numerous people reported the sighting of the alien overlord Frost fighting with another figure.
However their movements were too fast for even high shutter cameras. So we only have very few images to show you of the incident."

"Uh-oh...
Good thing I was wearing a mask.
Would be bad if someone recognized me."

Landing down in the park near your former flat you come across your friends who are positively loosing their shit.
"What the fuck Eric?!"
Sam asked.

"What?"

"It was like the coming of the fucking apocalypse down here!
Earthquakes, windows shattering, FUCKING STORMS! What the HELL?"

Sala gives him an odd look and you calm her down.
"It's just an expression."
Before turning back to Sam.
"There was a problem and I took care of it."

"By ALMOST wrecking the planet?!"

"That jerkoff could've blown it up with a sneeze! So yeah... this was a better outcome."

Your friend then shuts up as he's stunned by this little factoid.
Meanwhile Sala just stretches her arms out as she addresses you.
"Mmmmmm.... Not to be ungrateful D but can we get going?
I like this planet and the clean air but it's a bit boring to me. Not to mention the locals not liking me much.
Nice job on wrecking that guys shit by the way."

"Thanks."

>Yeah. Let's bounce.
>Actually... I think it'd be best for you to stay here. Unless you WANT to meet Champa...
>How about we hang a little? It's been a while since I was here.
>Other?

>>3376185
>>How about we hang a little? It's been a while since I was here.
>>Plus I did promise you some actual Earth food didn't I?

>>3376056
A private island would have been pretty sweet, especially considering how much our menagerie of people keeps growing, but we could probably just claim an uninhabited planetoid or something, if it comes to that. Asking for a whole island on earth just means that it would be constantly monitored by, like, everyone.

>>3376185
I’ll second this: >>3376198

Plus we should also probably break the news to her about Eric being Champa’s personal chef/semi-disciple/servant.

>>3376198
Support

>>3376185
>>How about we hang a little? It's been a while since I was here.

Rolled 21 (1d22)

>>3376198
Support

I got work guys, so try not to get Eric killed.

Android of the day is

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>>3376229

We roll a 21
In a notdate with notandroid 21
THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN

Imma go grab food real quick
be right back

I'm back and I see nothing has changed.
Date with Not!Android21 it is

>writing

The question is... which do you want?
Home cooking or a restaurant?

>>3376283
Home cooking. Duh.

>>3376283
Restaurant, we have to expand our culinary horizons

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"How about we stay a while? It's been a while since I was here.
And besides, I promised you a meal, didn't I?"

Sala stares at you for a moment and she breaks out in laughter afterwards.
"Ahahahaha! You're just as crazy as in the Makai D!
Okay. Let's hang around in the place where people want to kill me!"

Cracking a smile you grab her by the hand and drag her back to your apartment.
"That's the spirit!"

The rest of the guys follow you moreso out of necessity rather than any actual desire to do so. You can't blame them though, they've seen some shit today.
You wonder if you looked just like them when you started out with all this crazyness.
But it doesn't really matter.

Once back inside the confines of your former home you seated your "guest" down and got to doing your work.
The lack of your usual equipment as well as most ingredients you've come to like made you a bit disappointed in your friends but then you remembered that you used to share their bad taste.
Doing your best with what you got you quickly made some spaghetti, the same food you managed to woo Champa with and served it to your friends.

Sam and Dominika naturally started taking the piss but you shut them up and told them to eat.
Even as they raised their food to their mouths they remarked how shit it must be and how they'll die from it.
However once they filled their pie holes they fell silent real quick.

"Victory is mine!"
You say in a cocky manner.

The skills you've attained serving the most dangerous being in the universe clearly shone through your cooking and managed to enthrall your friends.
And as they found themselves enamored by your cooking Sala also started getting more curious about the dish in front of her.
After smelling it thoroughly she carefully took a little bite out of it and her eyes started to glimmer as she squee'd in excitement.

"YUMMY!"
She screamed.

"I'm glad you like it!"

But as the folks at the table get cheery and their hearts are filled with happiness as they taste the work of your passion something... unexpected happens.
The lock on the front door silently unlocks and you only notice it due to your heightened senses.
Turning to the entrance you see the door creaking open as a figure steps in.

"Oh no..."
You speak up.

A voice can be heard as the new figure steps in.
"Hello? Anyone home?
Bro?"

>>3376283
Uuuh.
Restaurant?

>>3376425
Oh nevermind I was only voting because I thought there was a stalemate

>>3376424
Also
Oh no.
quick! Stop time!

>>3376432
Well... there was but I said: Fuck it!

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Oh God! Oh fucking God! It's her!

You shudder as your mind is overwhelmed by a myriad thoughts, each stronger than the last and together they bind you.
Your body feels heavy, your legs freeze in place and you loose the courage to do much of anything, let alone escape.
And as you stand there frozen in fear you hear her words snapping you back into reality.

"ERIC!"
She jumps forward and wraps her arms around you.
Tightly she squeezes you as tears start running down her face.
"I WAS SO WORRIED!"

"E-Elena! Let... Let go!
Please!"

"I SAW THE TV AND I KNEW IT WAS YOU!
WHY DID YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID?!
HOW COULD YOU DO SOMETHING SO STUPID?!"

She starts barraging you with questions as she strengthens her hold, nearly causing your kidney to fail.
Your little sister Elena does not share many traits with you, for starters she's very short, meaning that she has her arms wrapped around your sides and her squeezing is not particularly pleasant.

>T-THIS IS THE STANCE! (Time-skip out of danger)
>P-Please! Let go!
>Sala! HELP!"
>Other?

>>3376476
>Other
Hug her back, dummy. And maybe heighten our defenses so that our organs don’t get pulverized.

>>3376476
>Calm down and face your death like a man
>Apologize to your sister, tell her you're a superhero now!
>Give her a quick rundown on our adventures (Censor some of the more brutal Makai stuff)
>O-Offer her a plate?

>>3376483
Supporting, MENTAL and FEELS endurance.

>>3376476
>>T-THIS IS THE STANCE! (Time-skip out of danger)

>>3376483
Second

>>3376476
>P-Please! Let go!

>>3376476
>>Other?
Give her a hug! Distract her by describing a very large cat(Champa)!

>>3376476
>T-THIS IS THE STANCE! (Time-skip out of danger)
ZA WARUDO
TOKEYO TOMARE!

>>3376476
>>T-THIS IS THE STANCE! (Time-skip out of danger)

>>3376483
Support

>>3376476
>T-THIS IS THE STANCE! (Time-skip out of danger)

>>3376483
>>3376493
>>3376476
Can we combine the two most popular votes? Timeskip Into a safer return-hug?

>>3376483
Support switch from >>3376502
No time stop show off immediately.

>>3376550
I'd be ok with this.

>>3376550
Support

A'ight. I think I can work with this

>writing

As her hold on you grows unbearable you resort to desperate measures. THIS IS WHAT YOU TRAINED FOR!
And in a blink you disappear from sight.

Elena watches and grasps at empty space with eyes full of tears when you gently hug her from behind.
"I'm sorry."
You whisper into her ear as you pull her in.
"I didn't mean to make you worry sis...
I just did what I had to."

She slowly turns around and gently hugs you back.
"Don't scare me like that again..."

"Of course."

After a few minutes of silence spent in the embrace of your little sister things start to break apart however when reality starts to settle down for her.
Things like you disappearing into thin air, the pink bubbly little girl in her peripheral vision as well as her now confirmed suspicion that you just manhandled Frost.
Understandably her kind feelings as a sibling disappear as she's overcome by rage and fear.

She pushes you away and takes a good look at you.
It doesn't take long for her to realize you look nothinng like how she remembers you, not to mention your outlandish attire.
And if all that wasn't enough Sala also decided to be a pain in the ass by greeting her.
"Hi!"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
She screams at the top of her throat and she starts to wag her finger between you and Sala.
"W-WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT'S GOING ON?!"

Thankfully Sam offers his assistance and tries to step in.
"Shocking isn't it?"

"W-What happened to you?!"

"Your brother's been hanging out with aliens."

"A-A-A-"

"And now a demon apparently-"
It's at this moment that you bump Sam on the head hard enough to knock him onto the ground but not enough to actually hurt him.

"Thanks for the assistance!"
You grumble under your breath.
Taking a deep breath you attempt to explain things to your sister.
"Look Elena... I uh-I've been busy lately.
I travel the galaxy with some aliens, experience stuff and... work out a whole lot.
I heard that Frost guy came here so I returned to kick his butt. And I did."

Admittedly this is a LOT for her to take in but the continuous nods from your two flatmates and the presence of Sala helps her acclimate.

"I'm... sorry for not telling any of this to you sooner but...
You know how we don't keep in touch. I'd have told you sooner or later once it got easier for me to explain.
But... as it turns out this whole shitshow just happened and I had to do something and I-"
You pause.
"Look. All I want to say is I'm sorry. Okay?"

She nods understandingly and then looks at Sala.
"So who is she?"

"She's Sala, my friend."

"Is she an alien?"

"No she's a demon from He- OH SHIT!"

"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

After another couple minutes or so of you trying to prove Salas harmless nature by repeatedly poking her cheek going "See?" Elena finally calms down for good.
She looks at your many battle scars as well as your grizzly equipment and asks you this.

"Does it hurt?"

"A little."

"GOOD!"
She then punches your messed up right arm at full force and you let out a little whimper as tears swell in your eye.

"O-Ow...."

"THAT'S for making me worried SICK!"
She then punches you again and again, giving her reason for it each time.
"THIS IS FOR DISAPPEARING WITHOUT SAYING A THING!
THIS IS FOR NOT TELLING ANYTHING TO ME! AND THIS IS BECAUSE YOU ARE A DUMB SHIT BROTHER!"

"Ooooooooow."

*phew*
"That's better."
She continues.
"So... I assume you don't want me to tell this to them."

"I'd thank you if you didn't."

"Thought so. That I can do.
But I'm still not through with you! You got a lot to answer for Mister!"

Sam then steps in.
"Erm Elena... are you sure bullying your brother is a good idea?
He can bench press the planet after all-"

"I'LL DO TO HIM WHATEVER I FEEL LIKE WHEN HE ACTS LIKE AN IDIOT!"

"S-Scary..."

"But I'll forgive you for making your lovely little sister worried on one condition!"

"And what is it?"

"I wanna go to space!"
She looks at you with a glimmer in her eyes.

>I guess I have no choice
>ABSOLUTELY NOT!
>Other?

>>3376712
>I guess I have no choice
You wanna meet God too?
I know both of them.

>>3376712
>Other?

Let's see.

Punching Cabba in the face = retribution for getting shot at.

Volunteering him for diplomat duty = debt repaid for 10x gravity on New Salada.

I think he still owes us for some other stuff though, mind's kinda foggy at the moment.


But at any rate, I think that he'd make an excellent attendant for Eric's sister, seeing as how he's an expert at dealing with pushy women. And it'd be better to set her up with someone experienced in dealing with intergalactic matters rather than have her faff about in Earth's nascent intergalactic space program as it goes through its growing pains.

>>3376712
>>ABSOLUTELY NOT!
You can't escape this rabbit hole once you are in,

>>3376712
>>I guess I have no choice

>>3376712
>ABSOLUTELY NOT!
>Space is chock full of assholes like Frost. Besides, the planets are kind of a letdown anyways.

>>3376712
>>I guess I have no choice
As if anyone could harm her when we can skip time. SPACE TOURISM HERE WE COME.

>>3376712
>I guess I have no choice
I gotta ask, was Elena supposed to have been introduced way earlier and we fucked that when we fucked off to space permanently or did you just think her up for the Frost invasion arc?

>>3376818
While I do not know how the QM writes, Dragon Ball itself has a tradition of winging it and capturing lightning in a bottle.

>>3376832
We did kind of write in and fuck off forever though.
We know about ki now so I guess we can teach people to fly at least.

>>3376818
I admit she wasn't an immediate thing, as in I didn't have her planned from the get go.
But I did want the Protagonist to have a sibling.

And Elena has been created in the background a while ago.

So... I guess a bit of both

Anyway it seems that sis-sis will join the Spess club.

The question is... how?
So while I'm writing I'd like you to do a sub-vote

>Take her to Champas and bear the risks
Or
>She's Cabbas problem now

>writing

>>3376712
>I guess I have no choice

Sounds good to me, on two conditions.

You. Swole. Now. Agree to It or no deal. You can either fend for yourself or you can't. Put In the work to be a superhero like bro or you stay on earth.

2. Until you get strong, you have a chaperone. No exceptions.

>>3376871
>Take her to Champas and bear the risks

She meets all of our friends, stays out of Champa's way and gets trained easier. Boom, done. If we need to, we bribe him with desert. Make Monkey Bread, he'll go nuts for It.

>>3376871
>She's Cabbas problem now

>>3376871
>>She's Cabbas problem now
We already have to explain Buu and Sala to Champa. We don't need more to explain.

>>3376871
>She's Cabbas problem now
for now anyways

>>3376871
>Take her to Champas and bear the risks

She gets to go ONCE, and she doesn’t go anywhere near Champa or Caulifla under any circumstances. Also, I’m gonna be honest, teaching her the basics sounds like a really bad idea.

>>3376871
>She's Cabbas problem now

And a combo of this, too:
>>3376875


Eric is now a target for powerful dudes. They will not be above targeting his family.

>>3376871
>>Take her to Champas and bear the risks
We already take everyone else to Champas

>>3376871
>>Take her to Champas and bear the risks

>>3376898
>implying Caulifla won't just show up anyway
>>3376904
THE RISKS ARE TOO GREAT

Poor, poor Cabba.

>Vote ends here

At least you're even right now

>>3376926
If Cabba balks, we can just give him a rousing speech about his untapped social potential and his proud heritage as a super Saiyan that will enable him to surpass any obstacle.

Unfortunately for him that’ll be a speech akin to the one that Abridged Guru gave to Nail before he fought Freeza.

What would Cabba even do with her? Not like he can take her to the Saiyan home planet, that’d be as dangerous as Champa’s planet or more so.

>>3376958
Cabba's part of the Space Police. I'm sure knows some very safe and law abiding planets he could take her too.

Ara ara, sis hit us in our wrecked arm and then demands space?

I say we teach her a lesson. We must show off our kids, and talk about how much more well behaved they are than her, and how much better we are than their good for nothing mum

You point at her.
"On two conditions!"

"W-What?"

"You do like your big brother and hit the gym. Hard!
You don't know what space is like but I do! There are things out there... nasty things... things just as bad or worse than Frost.
And until you do, you get a chaperone! No exception!"

"But-"

"NO BUTS!"

She starts pouting.
"Mmmmmmm fine!"

"Okay... We have a deal."
You take out your scouter and start making a quick call.
"Cabba... are you free?"

"I'm kinda in the middle of something right now!
I'm talking with the president!"

"That's cool. He said he owes me.
All I want to say is that I want you to call me once you're done."

"Why? What's wrong?"

"Nothing. Just call me when I'm done."

"O-Okay."

"Bye."
You hang up on him and turn to your sister and hand the device over to her.
"Here. It's a space headset that has a phone app."

"Cool!"

"Some guy is gonna call you on it.
Tell him to pick you up. If he gives you any shit tell him: Eric will tell on the princesses."

"W-What princesses?"

"Both."
You smirk.
"That's all you need to say."

"Uh-huh..."

"Tell him to take you sightseeing.
Maybe ask him to teach you a few tricks.
It'll be fun. But don't be out for too long. The guy has a job to do."

"Kay. Thanks bro!"
She leans in and gives you a hug.

After separating from her however you have to say goodbye.
"Well... it's been fun and all but I also have a job to do.
I got hired by this one guy as a chef and I kinda skipped out on work for a whole "week".
Wouldn't want the boss to get angry."
Then you turn to Sala.
"Ready?"

"Yeap!"
She pats her tummy.
"Thanks for the food.
Oh and Earthlings! We'll be in touch!"
Sam awkwardly laughs and waves her off.

>>3376983
Taking her to anyone on Champa's world is a terrible idea, they're gonna think she's hiding her power and accidentally kill her with a lovetap.

>>3376992
>We told her to train

Oh no.

Walking outside you asked for the Supreme Kai one last time who then took the two of you back to Champas palace.
"And that should be the end of that."
He says with some mild annoyance in his voice.
"Please refrain from calling me in the future. For I have more pressing matters than transporting others."

You give him a little bow.
"Thank you Supreme Kai.
I won't forget your kindness."

After yawning a bit Fuwa speaks up.
"Don't mention it.
I'm just glad things turned out well. And that your potential finally blossomed!
Take care! Kai Kai."

"What did he just say D?"

"I have a decent idea but... I'm not sure I want to test it out yet."

"I see. Well do call me when you're in the mood 'cause I'm interested."

"Will do..."
You reach for your arm.
"However I'd like to walk this one off first."

"You gonna ask that angel?"

>Of course!
>Nah... I don't want to impose on her.
>Other?

>>3377129
>>Of course!

>>3377129
>Of course!
She'll probably be pretty interested in the details of the fight

>>3377129
>Of course!
Mummy angel is always reliable.

>>3377129
>Of course!

More so she can take a good look at Eric for the first time in weeks or months depending on the time dilation fuckery.

>>3377129
>Of course!

Say it with me folks: Mommy!

>writing

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>>3377238
ill call her mommy

>>3377238
>>3377244
I'll call her Mommy if she calls me Daddy.

>>3377254
>>3377244
>>3377238
Stop this madness!

>>3377258
Madness? This is 4chan!

>>3377278
4channel, you mean.

>>3377278
And never will one find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy!

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>>3377258
Yesss, let the madness continue

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>>3377258
no.
Oh Mommy!

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"Yeap. It's been a while since I had an actual conversation with her."

"Okay, cool.
I'll just chill here in the woods. Hopefully away from the fucking destroyer."

"Just steer clear of the big fuck off tower and you're good.
Champa doesn't like exercise so he hardly ever moves away from it."

Passing on some advice to your friend, you head for where Vados is.
Walking through the palace itself almost feels... nostalgic after being away for over two months and makes you realize how attached you've become to it.
Inside the library you find Vados sitting and reading some books all by her lonesome.
"Welcome back!"
She greets you.

"Good read?"

"Not really. But I'm done with all the good ones so..."
She closes the book and looks up at you.
"How did it go?"

"I'd say well. Considering the possibilities."

"Yes I see that. Quite a lot of damage.
But managing to fight a Frost Demon and living to tell about it? That's no small feat."

"Killing a Frost Demon..."
You correct her.

"Oh. Oh my.
But now I get how you could change so much more in the span of a few hours than in two months..."
She stands up from her armchair and waves her wand over your arm.
"There we go. Better?"

You give it a few little turns to break it in.
"Yeap! Good as new! Thanks!"

"In turn for my services you could show me what you've learned on Earth!"

You pause and give her an odd look before going-
"Okay."

Spreading your legs a bit apart you clenched your butt and started yelling really loud, increasing both your ki and psionic energies until they reach the upper limit you can handle.
But as you finally arrive at this goal your body seems to "remember" what transpired before and slowly starts to change.
The previous restriction starts to melt away and your power rises even further until.

"HAAAAAAAA!"
Your hair stands up and turns white as a purple aura of energy leaks out of your body.
Radiating with newfound power you look at Vados and ask her this.
"So... what do you think? I'm not sure what the fuck it is but... I feel... smarter I guess? And stronger."

"Most impressive.
It seems finally you managed to push your body to its limits. But instead of breaking under the pressure you managed to break through the limitations of your own biology and ascend to a new level of power."

"And... by body I assume you mean my brain as well."

She nods.
"Since a considerable portion of your training focused on the mental aspect of things when your body adapted to this new level it obviously extended to your mind as well.
How does it feel?"

"Not gonna lie. It feels pretty great!
What should we call it though? Saiyans already got the word Super trademarked..."

Vados smiles.
"What do you say about... Awakened?"

Is Majin Boo influencing us to be more evil? Which wasn't helped being inside hell and killing almost every demon we met?

Aaaand that's about as far as I can go for now.
Starting next thread we'll be returning to our regularly scheduled shenanigans within Champas realm...

Maybe a bit of Elenas adventures on the side.
We'll see.

But this is where things will start getting cuhrayzee around here!
So let's get to it!

Catch you guys later!

>>3377399
No. He's thoroughly imprisoned inside you.
The only time he potentially COULD do that is when your eyes go black

>>3377405
Thanks for running, Not-Som!

Since it’s been about a week in real space, does that mean that Champa’s meeting with Beerus is coming up real soon? Champa did mention fasting for a week so he could enjoy Eric’s culinary masterpiece more at the meeting.

>>3377405
When do we make beerus jealous of the Big Champ with our cooking?

>>3377408
We did it a few times. Would that be a one time permanent change when we used the eyes or it can only happen temporarily when the eyes are active?

>>3377420
Yes

>>3377405
Thanks for the run not-som, I was wondering though, how much strain would you say Eric's awakened form puts on him, in comparison to other transformations?

>>3377431
Less than a super saiyan because it's nowhere near that ridiculous of a boost.
At most it's a single digit multiplier... but we'll talk about that more later

>>3377452
I mean, our base form is already around Super Saiyan tier isn't it?
That multiplier could take us pretty far.

>>3377452
I'm gonna guess that while It certainly does Increase our power dramatically, since It's such a weak boost compared to Saiyan hair dyes I'm gonna take a shot and say It opens up the fine control of our abilities.

It expands what we can do with our psychic powers, doesn't It? I bet It might help with Ki and Magic, too.

This form combines psychic and ki or psy, ki and magic?

>>3377484
A bit above Super Saiyan. I believe we were likened to Imperfect Cell?

>>3377948
Well now I guess It depends on what our modifier with this transformation Is, but If It's x5 or higher that effectively makes us Perfect Cell tier, and higher should make us Super Perfect and up tier.

Either way, we've hit the beginning of the big boys (before gods) tier. Things are looking up for sure.

With our luck it should be a luck x7 boost.

>>3377429
It comes and goes. You can turn it on or off at will.
But in cases of extreme emotional outburst it can turn on on its own

>>3377641
Mostly psychic with a bit of Ki thrown into the mix

>>3378011
Not... necessarily. Not even close in fact.

When Cell first showed up he struggled to do anything a merged Piccolo. Then after nomming entire cities he was able to no-sell him AND android 17. That was BEFORE he became semi-perfect which was another multiplier.

>>3379303
But not som, the dice gods have declared the roll earlier. It should be a 21

>>3379303
I thought we were likened to Imperfect before Frost, so I was thinking after a multiplier we could reach that.

Then again It depends on what you think the numbers are and what the multiplier Is.

>>3379477
Yes.
Imperfect Cell when he first showed up.
When he got wrecked by Piccolo. Not after.

That's a pretty big gap

Heyo!

No thread today I'm afraid. Too much stuff to do.
Tomorrow however I'll most likely be able to run.
And I'll try to squeeze in a session on Friday as well.

Today however...
I thought about it and decided to do a little non-interactive short story, much like the on with the space pirates, detailing Cabbas tragedy with Eric's sister.

I think it's preferable to it taking away actual runtime.
Unless you object to it of course, in which case we'll go with the original plan.
So... What do you think?

>>3381370
Sure, I'd be up for a bit of sidestory action.

I'll be waiting warmly for your posts.

>>3381370
I would be cool with it, I'm always down for interludes and short side sessions to the main story. They usually add to the setting and both the QMs and the anons enjoy them.

>>3381370
I'm fine with that. From the way you're wording things, it seems saddling Cabba with his sister is suitable vengeance for the various bullshit Eric'sdealt with being his friend.

Ah sorry, I did that post early in the morning so it wasn't clear.

Do you want to actually Play these parts?
Or are you fine with me just winging them?

>>3381433
Do whatever you want my dude.

>>3381433
wing it

>>3381433
Whichever Is fine. Besides, If Eric Isn't In the scene we shouldn't have any agency IMO.

>>3381370
wing it!

>>3381428
Hopefully Cabba will grow as much as Eric did when Eric put up with Cabba’s stuff. Maybe not so much explosive combat ability growth as the ability to assert himself in Saiyan society despite his apparent lack of pedigree.

Rolled 19 (1d21)

Okay...
Let's see where this goes

>>3382082
Does Doughboy have Cabba's back?

>>3382082
Okay...
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL NAME OF SATANS BALLS?! DID A GOD OF DESTRUCTION NUT IN ONE OF ERICS ANCESTORS?!

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>>3382086
And forgot my pic... great

>>3382086
>>3382087
I guess Doughboy does not have Cabba's back.

>>3382086
What was that roll for that it has you reacting like that?

>>3382086
I TOLD YOU MAN HE'S THE DESCENDANT OF VIKINGS
FIGHTING IS IN HIS BLOOD

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>>3382106
Elena's power.

Having nothing to do while waiting for the mysterious aliens call Elena sighed and turned towards Erics flatmates... well, former flatmates.
"Do you guys still do drugs?"

"Are you kidding?"
Sam asks her while he fakes being offended.
"I tried shrooms before and they didn't give me as much of a mindfuck as Eric in the past couple weeks.
Seriously! We turn our backs and he shows up with Angels, Gods, Aliens and now fukkin' demons!
Oh... and by the way, God is a cat. A big fat cat... allegedly."
He turns towards Domi who just nods in confirmation.

"Yeap. Imagine a man sized, overweight purple cat like Barney the dinosaur.
Except it looks like a man wearing the most expensive fursuit in the world.
And apparently he's god."

Not knowing if they are just fucking with her or if she's supposed to take all that at face value she returns to the strange device which her brother left and sighs once more.
But to her shock the thing does begin to ring and she quickly picks it up.

"Let's see... there is only one button so... fingers crossed."
*Beep*
"Hello?"

"Hey Eric. I'm done meeting with the president-"
But Cabba quickly stops as he realizes something's amiss.
"Heeeey... who's this?"

"Erm... it's me, Elena. I'm Erics sister."

"His WHA-"
Cabbas voice cracks.
*ahem*
"I mean, nice to meet you Elena.
Now please, could you tell me how Erics scouter got to you? Did he forget it?"

"N-No... He uh- He gave it to me.
I'd erm... really like to go to space and he told me you can help."

The alien on the other end of the line sighed with disbelief.
"I see now. So this is what he wanted?
I'm sorry, I know this means a whole lot to you but I'm not really-"

"Also he said if you don't do it he'll tell the Princess."

"W-What Princess? Hahahahaha!
Silly girl! Th-There are no princesses in space, that's crazy!"
Cabba chuckles nervously.

"Both..."

The boy on the other end of the call falls silent.
"I'll be there in five minutes."

>>3382217
Nice.

Also Not Som. What was the roll foooooooooor?

>>3382237
You think the ride is over?
Boy... it has only just begun

>>3382243
I don't care about the Ride. I just wanna know what the roll was for!

True to his word the alien did show up in record time with an honest to god space ship floating in the sky.
It landed neatly in the middle of the nearby park and Elena quickly rushed to it.
"Sorry for dragging you out-"
She said as she extended her hand.
"I'm Elena Asulf by the way! Nice to meet you erm-"

"Cabba."

"No last name?"

"What's a last name?"

"Oh..."
She reeled back a bit in surprise and started overlooking the alien before her.
"Hey... You aren't like what I expected?"

"Hah! Why, what did you expect?"

"I don't know... Something more alien?
You look like most boys I know."

"I get that a lot. And so does your brother."
Cabba then runs his hand through his hair.
"I'm a Saiyan and our races really look alike. The only differences are in our eyes and hair."

Now that he mentions it his eyes are a bit odd but not something Elena could've realized on her own. Not immediately anyway. But his hair is a complete mystery to her.
"Why? What's so special about your hair?"

"All Saiyans have black hair by default. It also does not change a bit since the moment we're born."
But with the biology lesson over with Cabba reluctantly motions towards the ship.
"Well... let's get this over with."

The boys sour mood being readily apparent for Elena, she decided to try and cheer him up a bit. Or at least mitigate the damage her brother caused because of her.
"Erm... by the way. Bro said if you do this then he'll consider you "even"."

That got his attention.
"Oh? Really? Well... that's good to know."

Stepping inside the girl started to marvel at all the alien technology and even managed to blank out for a moment.
So in order to snap herself back into reality and shake off this shell shock she decided to engage the alien with some small talk.
"So er... who are you exactly? If you don't mind me asking.
I mean! Who are you to my brother?"

"Hmmmm..."
The boy muses as he sits down at the pilots chair.
"Let's see... I guess... friend? Or maybe that's a bit too strong of a word.
I guess partners in crime is better. He tagged along with me on a mission and then we just... stuck together.
So yeah. We're partners."

"Partners? Mission?"
She snickered.
"What are you? A space secret agent?"

"Ahahaha! Oh no!
I'm just a space cop. That's all. A good one.
But still just a cop."

"So... anything specific you'd like to see?"
Cabba asks.
"But just so you know I can't take you too far away.
Eric'd have my head if anything happened to you."

"Hmmmm..."
She pauses and starts thinking about it.
She thought she knew what she wanted but when presented with everything, she just can't come up with anything.
At first she wanted to see the moon but... that's so mundane. No. If she has an opportunity like this she'll use it!
"D-Do you think we have enough time to visit Saturn? I always wanted to see it with my own eyes."

"Which one is that?"

"Large gas giant with a ring around it."

"Oh that! Yeah I passed it by when I came here.
Hold on..."
He started fiddling around with the buttons before him.
"And erm... you'd better sit down."

"What? Why?"
And just as she said that Cabba tapped the start button and they took off.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

"Here we are! Saturn!"

"T-That was a second!"

"I know, I know. But sadly only agents and scouts get the really speedy ships. Since I'm on patrol I'm stuck with this one."

For a moment Elena tried to hold back the contents of her stomach before looking out the window and quickly forgetting about all her worries.
Her mouth hanged open as she stared at the massive planet before her.
"Wow..."

"Heh. You remind me of your brother!
He looked just like that when he first started out adventuring in space!"

"This is... incredible!
This is the best day of my life!"

Seeing the girls expression Cabba gets an idea.
"Wanna make it even better?"

He walks over to the door of the shuttle and starts opening it.
A small barrier erects behind him, separating the cabin from the now voided area as he flies out.
At first Elena wanted to scream at him for being so stupid but she quickly realized that the boy knew exactly what he was doing.

Within a few minutes Cabba was back with a little "gift".
"There you go! A genuine asteroid from the belt of Saturn!"
As amazed as she was by the space rock she couldn't help but stare at the Saiyan.
"What?"
He asked.

"How did you... do that?"

"Oh that? It's easy!"
His body flared up with hot energy as he flexed his arms.
"This is called Ki. It's the energy that your body produces naturally. Through hard work and training you can use it to do all sorts of stuff.
I just created a bubble around me and took some air out with me."

"A-And Eric learned how to do that?"

"Yeap!"

"Show me!"

"H-Huh?!"

"Show me show me show me!
PLEASE!"

Reluctantly Cabba agreed only because he had no other option and explained the basics of ki control to Elena.
"I guess it's a bit hard to grasp if you don't know it...
Soooooo... I guess I could show you an example..."
Slowly he extended his hand.
"M-May I touch your hand?"

Giving him a warm smile Elena agreed.
"Uh-huh!"
And gently touched his hand.

After working through his nervousness Cabba introduced the girl to the world of Ki via first hand exposure.
Feeling the rush of energy tickling her Elena gasped in surprise.
"This... is... AMAZING!"

"Y-Yeah it is!
Do you get it now?"

"Uh-huh!"
She let go and tried to imitate the boy.
"Haaaaaaaaaaa..."

"Hah! That's the spirit!
But it won't just-"
*BEEP*
"Huh? My scouter?
5... 10... 15? 20?! Thirty... Forty... FIFTY?!"

Elena then stops and her power dips once more.
Exhaling and relaxing she looks up.
"How did I do?"

Unable to find the right words he just gave her an a-ok sign while thinking: "What the hell is wrong with this planet?!"

>>3382464
PL of 50 right off the bat? Pretty respectable.

>>3382464
Ahahaha.
>U7 suffers from Saiyans being bullshit and overpowered
>U6 has overpowered humans instead
It's either that or Eric and his sister are the Legendary Super Humans.

>>3382476
We're viking goddamnit. It's to be expected.

>>3382476
I mean, Goku, Vegeta, and Broly are thr top .01% of their race, so both could technically be true.

>>3382486
>top .01 percent of their race
You mean top 75 percent, surely?

>>3382493
In canon he means.

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>>3382493
>75%

Everybody forgets about this guy
Plus Goten and Trunks. But honestly it's better to be forgotten than to be Gohan

>>3382495
>>3382493
Is this a reference to something? I'm not sure what you guys are talking about

>>3382464
Viking pride, universe wide.
>Our little sister surpasses us in half the time

>>3382506
He means there are only 4 saiyans left.
So 75% of all saiyans are bullshit

>>3382512
Not likely. We’re not exactly going to be letting her visit Makai to fight the Demon King or absorb a Majin, or let Hit beat the shit out of her, or do any of the other nutty stuff we’ve done for training purposes.

>>3382503
Does Cell count as a Saiyan?

>>3382616
>Insert yes and but actually no meme here

>>3382476
Well, 100% of the human race did spend an extended amount of time in Otherworld. Maybe the exposure to supernatural stuff strengthened their bodies, spirits, and possibly minds. A small push with Ki exposure could “awaken” them to a much lesser extent than what Vados did to Eric.

Serious question, should we try to uplift humanity by teaching the public Ki? Would It even be good for humanity to know this kind of stuff? I can Imagine Earth turning Into something like a superhero comic story when people both try to abuse their new power and others step up to stop them.

On the other hand, would It be wise to let humanity rely on select Individuals for their safety rather than taking the power Into their own hands?

>>3382858
I can’t really see introducing people at large to Ki ending well at all, frankly. Even low ass powerlevels, like 100, can be used to level a mountain, or a large chunk of a major city. All it takes is one asshole having a lot of talent to wreak widespread destruction.

>>3382858
well, higher ki levels and the knowledge that their actions are actually weighted by a heaven and gods that exist do make for a pretty good combo. Ki requires discipline too, and it worked out for the namekians. If we go by Toriyama's talks about the far future of u7 and Gohan introducing humanity to ki, everything ends up working out pretty well for them.

So maybe not now, but a bit later down the line I think it would be a good thing to spread to earth as long as it's taught properly. Sometimes you just have to have faith.

>>3382858
>Ki
No way, fag. The way to go is to give humanity psionics. That way they can maximize their mental capabilities and rapidly accelerate progress technologically and culturally, while also not making them a target for evil empires searching for strong minions via powerlevel scanning. Earth would collectively show as being weak, but could probably kick the ass of any invaders with psychic powers.

>>3382880
This, keep Earth low on the radar, but strong. Also we can nab any cool techniques that humans make.

>>3382880
I should have specified, I really just meant 'Should we give humanity superpowers' and I was using Ki because It's what Dragonball revolves around power wise. I see your points though I bet things would be mostly the same. Everyone has Ki, but does all of humanity have psychic potential? No really, I'm curious because I don't know If It's a thing humanity has or It's just certain Individuals. If they all do though, that could be Interesting to see humanity possibly go through a new form of evolution.

>>3382969
Everyone has a sapient mind, so I reckon that yes, everyone has at least some psychic potential

>>3382969
I mean, they'll learn about Ki anyways due to being connected to the galactic community, but psionics would be better as it restricts its users to those who actually have good brains, meaning no brainlet is gonna level the Earth.

Imma try and do a session today.
We'll see how long it goes. just be aware that at some point I'll have to disappear for maybe an hour or so

>>3382515
>>3382493
Who's the 4th saiyan? I'm assuming anon didn't count Tarble.

>>3383741
Broly

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>>3383748
Broly Dark

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>>3383750

"Awakened Human?
I like the sound of that. But we'll see if I can't come up with a better one!"
You remark as you turn off your transformation and suddenly feel your body being exhausted.
"WHOAH!"

"Hmmm...
It appears this power-up is very taxing on your body."
Vados observes.
"Understandable since it seems to affect your cognitive functions as well."

"Yeah... I feel like I'm having a bad hangover..."

"I suggest until you get a better grasp on it to only rely on this form when necessary.
Otherwise you could overtax your body very easily."

"Noted..."
You take a few deep breaths and try to recover a bit.
Though you still feel a slight pressure on your brain the lessened strain seems to have a beneficial effect on the rest of your body.

"By the way... You've been away for a while.
Aaaand... you might want to catch up with the others."

"That's alright.
I was planning on doing that anyway."

The question is... who do you want to start with?

>The kids
>The girls
>The folks from Universe 9
>Other?

And this is also that time when I'll have to disappear for a while.
Fret not, I'm not ded. (hopefully)
But I'll try to be back as fast as possible.

>>3383758
>>The folks from Universe 9

>>3383758
>>The kids

>>3383758
>The kids

>>3383758
>The kids

>>3383758
>The girls
Hello girls, I can also become a (not)Super Saiyan now.

>>3383758
>Champa

When's the last time we talked to him

Alternatively
>kids

>>3383768
Support

We are a good dad. Hopefully, the training session was enough for all of them to make good training routine for the future.

>>3383758
>>The kids

Because we're smarter in Awakened mode does that mean we'll have an easier time stealing our opponents techniques?

Phew. I'm back.
And that didn't last nearly as long as I thought.

Anyways, time to D A D

>writing

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It's been a while since you met any of the friends you've made here on Champas planet.
But out of all of them it's probably the kids that deserve/need your presence.
So in accordance to that you made your way over to where they are.

You find them inside your shared room with Oren sitting in a corner and listening to music while Kamin seems to be humming to herself as she's looking out the window.
It's she that realizes your presence first and she quickly throws a pillow at her brother.
"Hey!"

"Look!"
His sister points at you.

"Hey kids!"

"ERIC!"
They shout at once and rush to you.

"You're back!
And you got stronger!"
Oren observes.
"Did you manage to beat up the bad guy?"

"Did you bring us something?"

"Yes aaaand no."
You shrug.
"I kinda forgot and what I got from Hell is weeell... not suitable for you.
But rest assured we'll go and do some shopping together."

"Promise?"

"Promise!"

They smile for a brief moment before Oren pokes Kamin in the side.
"Oh yeah... I forgot about it..."

"Hmmm?
What'swrong?"

"We uh... got a call."

"A call you say? From whom?"
You raise an eyebrow at that.

"Planet Plant."

And now you're pissed off again.
"You know you don't have to listen to them if you don't want to."

"We do but..."

"It wasn't an order they sent us. It was a request.
They asked us to return home."

"...
What?"

"We... didn't get much more than that.
We got scared and cut the call after that. Since then they... didn't call back."

"What should we do Eric?"

>If it's that important they'll call back
>Ignore it. PlanetMom never had legal custody nor your best interest in mind
>They... asked you? Isn't that a bit odd? We should look into it
>Other?

>>3383829
>They... asked you? Isn't that a bit odd? We should look into it.
It's possible they are being bullied by asshole lizards.

>>3383829
>They... asked you? Isn't that a bit odd? We should look into it

>>3383834
Support

So... the kids are going to investigate what's that all about.
As for you... well...

>writing

"Hmmm... You say they asked you?
How strange..."

"Uh-huh.
And well... we don't know how to handle it."

"I'd say it's worth investigating at the very least-"
But before you could continue you hear a loud yell coming from downstairs.

"ERIC!
COME HERE AT ONCE!"
It's Champa.

"Oh shit! Erm...
Tell you what: You can check it out if you want to, I gotta go!"

"Wait what about-"

"We'll go shopping once it's not so chaotic! Don't worry!"

Rushing down the stairs towards your masters voice you arrive in the dining room where Champa and Vados are both waiting for you.
Panting you stop and raise your hand, asking for a moment of respite.
"Sorry! I was a bit busy!
What's the emergency?"

Champa turns to your teacher and gives her an order.
"Vados. Get the thing!"
With a silent nod she extends her staff and as it glows an object pops out of it and falls into her hands.
As she hands the small bundle over, you see that it's a set of black robes complete with a hood and even gloves.
"Put those on!"

You stare at Champa in utter confusion.
"Why?"

"My brother just called! He's coming as we speak!
You'll stand by my side and introduce the dishes you've prepared! You only speak when spoken to and NO funny business!
UNDERSTAND?!"

You look down on the clothes then back up at him.
"And why do you need me for this exactly?"

"Because you idiot! You're the one who knows what these dishes are!
Aaaand I need a taste tester besides Vados."

>Fine. I'll play your little game
>How about you leave me out of this? I don't want to accidentally piss off a destroyer!
>Other?

>>3383875
>Sure thing boss

Champa is a pretty chill dude so no need to be testy

>>3383875
>>Fine. I'll play your little game

>>3383875
>You bet boss, but I can't promise no funny business.

>>3383875
>>3383884
This lets be decent dosnt sound to bad desu

>>3383884
Support.

>>3383875
>Sure thing boss

>>3383884
Support

>>3383875
This >>3383884

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>>3383884
support

>Eric's face when Beerus brings instant ramen

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All in favor it seems
Incoherent Chef Rage inbound

>writing

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"You got it boss!"
Putting the large robes you manage to perfectly cover up your body.
Standing with arms wide spread you ask Champa if he's satisfied.
"How do I look?"

"Perfect!"
He sits down in his chair and motions for Vados to take his side and for you to take the other.
"Now come over here and remember! No talking!"
Nodding you silently wait... and wait... and wait until even Champa seems to have lost his patience.
"Grrrrr! He's doing this on purpose!"

"Probably."
Vados confirms his suspicion.

But as you're about to give up you see two figures walking through the door and a quite familiar sensation overcomes you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOjo4LhoiJA

A blue man escorting a very thin, almost emaciated looking cat-man.
No doubt the brothers of both Vados and Champa respectably. Their presence is exactly the same as Champas, i.e. terrifying.
Though you have to admit it IS a bit funny that the overweight Champa has an anorexic brother.

The palpable tension does not seem to escape Champas notice who stiffens in his seat and looks...worried? That's a first.
"What do you want Beerus?"
He asks.

"It's a pleasure to see you again little brother!"

"Likewise sister!"
Vados and her brother quickly exchange greetings while the actual gods are bickering.

"Aw come now Champa!"
His brother responds in a playful manner and the tension coming from him evaporates.
"I thought it's time for our annual Battle!"

"That's rich coming from You of all people!
Usually I have to cross Universes to challenge you because YOU are always busy sleeping!"

"Eh... I had nothing better to do so I came."

"Yeah right!"
Champa growls.
"More like you want to compete because you know you'll win!"

Beerus grins in a threatening manner.
"Maybe. Does that mean you concede?"

"NEVER!"

"Then there is no reason to complain!"
He then looks over the room and spots you.
"Hmmmm? Who's that?"

"None of your damn business!
Just so you know I was dealing with him when you so rudely showed up without announcement!
Unlike you I actually take my job seriously and work hard instead of lazing around!"

Vados and her brother both let out a little chuckle while Beerus responds.
"Yeah right! More like busy stuffing your mouth fatso!
So... are we doing this or what?"

Champa drops his shoulders and sighs.
"Yeah yeah... let's get it over with."

>>3383972
I now regret every choice we've made that has led to what is about to occur.
Oh no.
What have we done.

I wish we told the kids to wait for us to come along before giving them the go ahead

>>3383994
Put on your big boy pants ya pussy, some shit bag is trash talking our boy, the one who brought our whole planet back to life and let's us crash on his planet with all our misfits

>>3384002
Erm.... it was actually Beerus who wished Earth back, remember? Twice!

>>3384004
Champa told us otherwise didn't he?

>>3383994
Yes.

>>3384007
Yes.
Do you think he'd admit it was Beerus?!

>>3384004
Ya but in thread 1 champa claims it was him so how did Eric know better?

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Something... definitely seems off about this whole thing.
One, Champa doesn't look like he's about to fight someone nor is his brother.
And two, he never mentioned fighting his brother or being worried about doing so yet here he is, practically sweating bullets.

"Whis! Bring it out!"
Oh so the angel is called Whis. Good to know.

"Yes my lord!"
Waving his staff the angel conjures a... shopping bag?

From it he takes out several... instant ramen cups...
You almost forget about your place and speak up but then you feel a little tug on your robe coming from Champa of all people.
He looks down at the dehydrated noodle soup with an expression of pure horror.
"This is... not the same!"

"Indeed! For you see brother this is a special, Limited Time only Holiday Ramen!
It is incomparable to the one you've had before!"
Beerus gloats with a smug grin.
"What's wrong brother? You look pale... and slim! Awww don't tell me you've been looking forward to this!
Heh. Well... it's not like I didn't come to completely destroy you but still! There is no fun in it if you don't resist."

"J-Just shut up and bring out the water!
I want this thing over with!"

"Whis!"

"As you wish my lord."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBWqvSZXDys

As he was told the angel poured hot water from a heater into each cup and prepared the chopsticks while you waited for the noodles to cook.
Much like instant ramen on your planet it was done in a matter of minutes.
"Right then! Please enjoy!"
Whis speaks up and gently pushes the cups forward.

Champa immediately opens it up and with a defeated sigh he slowly takes a sip from it.
Meanwhile Whis looks at Vados curiously.
"What's wrong sister? Aren't you hungry?"

"Sadly I just ate. So thank you but no!"
You KNOW that's a lie.

But as this discussion transpires Beerus eagerly watches for Champas explosive reaction... which does not happen.
Instead after the first bite Champa calmly puts down the chopsticks and gently pushes the cup away from him.
"It's alright."

>>3384021
I'm glad our cooking is at least better than fucking instant ramen.

>>3384021
wonder what Champa's going to pull out

Silence falls on the room. A strange, deadly and unbearable silence which urges the soul of all individuals to break it.
Beerus then reacts how he expected his brother to as his eyes bulge outward.
"HUUUUUUUUUUH?!"

Even his attendant, Whis seems to be surprised by this.
He quickly blinks several times in succession which is much, MUCH more than anything you've ever seen out of an angel before.

"Eh. It's not bad."
Champa then picks up the cup that Vados left there and raises it to you.
"What about you? This is a rare treat, food from another universe.
Care to sample it?"

Knowing, or at least suspecting, what that thing is you don't really want to but you get the impression that you don't actually have a say in the matter.
So awkwardly you take it and using the provided utensils you take the tiniest amount of noodles into your mouth and sip some juice to it.
It's... not bad per se but it's still just junk food. A bunch of preservatives, flavor enhancers and whatever else fell into it on the production line.

You look up from the soup and see not one but two destroyers eagerly awaiting your reaction to it.

>It's nothing special... (honest)
>BLEEEEERGH! I'M DYING! THIS IS HORRIBLE! (overreact)
>This is the best thing I've ever eaten! (lie)
>Other?

>>3384032
The uh.
The thing we cooked specifically for this occasion.
Beerus is about to explode.

>>3384036
>It's nothing special... (honest)
Mistakes.
Made.

>>3384036
>It's nothing special... (honest)

I'd be tempted to have Eric give a detailed explanation, but Champa seemed to want Eric to not stand out very much. If Champa prompts us to give a more thorough analysis, we'll do so, but otherwise just keep it short and simple.

>>3384036
>This is nothing special...
Afraid to disagree with Champa

>>3384036
>It's nothing special... (honest)

>>3384036
>Genuinely barf/gag

Best way to go about things

>>3384036
> its junk food, nothing special really.

>>3384037

I just realized something. Even though Beerus is used to being spoiled on gourmet food and everything by Bulma, if he still has a foodgasm from Eric's cooking, Bulma is going to have a much harder time bribing him or Whis into doing stuff.

I wonder if this means that Eric is going to get BULMA'D if he ever visits U7.

>>3384077
I can see this happening

Well that's pretty dang obvious

>>3384052
You shouldn't be. Not now anyway

>writing

You stop eating and give an honest shrug.
"It's just junk food... nothing special."

Champas brother seems to be furious by your answer as you see him grabbing his own ears and kneading them like dough in his frustration.
As this is happening you see a faint little smirk appearing on Champas face for the briefest moment before it goes back to being stoic.
"Okay... let's get this over with.
Vados, if you would."

"Yes sir!"
She then conjures up... oh no.

A very familiar looking stasis unit floats in front of you which opens up, revealing the three course meal you designed specifically for Champa and poured your heart and soul into it. The two sets of three plates float out and land in front of the two guests and Champa finally drops the act.

"Bon appetit!"
He smirks.

The pair look puzzled by this development however.
"What's this?"

"A three course meal I had prepared for just this occasion! Dig... in!"

Beerus swallows nervously as he lifts the lid of the first platter and looks at the appetizer mildly disgusted.
"What is this? Vegetables? What do you think I am some rabbit?
Where's the meat?"

"It's just the hors d'oeuvre.
Just try it."

Annoyed the other god lifts up some tomato slices along with the cheese and takes a bite out of them.
Almost immediately his eyes snap open and he uncontrollably shoves the entire rest of what he had in his hands.
Like a starving animal he devours the entire plate in a wild frenzy as Champa simply looses it.

"MUHAHAHHAHAHHA!
I knew it! I knew you'd come to me after the tournament to rub it all in!
So... I went looking! I scoured the entire universe for the finest chef I could find!"
He then rather harshly slaps your back and you hit the table with your hands.
"And so I did!"

"S-Should I remove the-"
You mutter.

"No you idiot! Not yet!"
Champa whispers.

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>>3384147
>"No you idiot! Not yet!"
>Champa whispers.
Oh shit, Champa you absolute mad lad

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Neither Beerus nor Whis can help themselves as they dive straight into the main course and manage to eradicate it in two minutes.
As they uncontrollably reach for the dessert Champa grins.

"Checkmate!"

Moaning in delight the two deities keep chanting how delicious it all is before they lift the lid off of the last course and Beerus manages to snap out of his hunger fueled trance.
"L-Look Whis!
It's... It's...
PUUUUUUDDDIIIIING!"

"Not just any pudding!"
Champa adds.
"It's a special, one of a kind pudding that never stops jiggling! The Ceaseless Pudding!
Make sure you mush it or it'll keep shaking in your belly!"

Like the gluttonous demons that they are Beerus and Whis make the dessert disappear and afterwards tap their bellies in satisfaction.
However with all the food gone and the fog over their brains lifting they realize what just happened.
"O-Oh my... that was wild. But I can't recall ever tasting something so... divine! It was positively brimming with flavor and energy! Wouldn't you say Lord Beerus?"
Whis observes while Beerus growls in anger.

"What sort of sorcery is this?"
He asks.

"My new court chefs brilliance!"
Champa gloats.
"So judging by your expression I win this one hands down!"

Beerus looks like he wants to make a snide remark but... can't. He physically can't bring himself to compare the instant ramen to your cooking.
"Tch..."

"HAHAHAHHAHHAHA!
That means we're even! DOESN'T IT BROTHER?!"

Beerus looks up in annoyance and averts his gaze from his brother.
"You..."
He asks.
"Who or... more importantly WHAT are you?"

>Pull back your hood
>I'm just a chef...
>I'd rather not. Wouldn't want a destroyer going after my planet
>Other?

>>3384183
>Pull back your hood
Obviously a Saiyan :^)

>>3384183
>>Pull back your hood

>>3384183
>>Pull back your hood
>>I'm just a chef...

>>3384183
>I'm just a chef...

>>3384191
Support
Just human

>>3384183
>>I'm just a chef...
>>And most importantly I’m Lord Champa’s Chef.

>>3384205
Support

>>3384205
support this as well

So... revealing yourself to Beerus and Whis

>writing

You slowly pull back your hood, revealing your facial features to the two deities before you.
Flattening the few strands of hair that now stand up due to the hood you speak up.
"I'm just a chef.
Lord Champas chef."
They stare at you in utter silence.
"What?"

"BWAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAAH!"
Champa erupts once again.
"What's wrong Beerus?!"

"I... can't believe this.
I wished your planet back for this?!"

That gets your attention.
"What did he just say?"
You ask Champa.

"O-Ooooh...
Erm... VADOS!"
He turns to his assistant who begins to whistle.

You lean in close to Champa and glare daggers at him.
"What. Did he. SAY!"

*gulp*
"Well erm-"

This time Beerus also steps in.
"Oy... Champa.
What did you do?"
Seeing his brother not responding and getting nervous enlightens Beerus to the truth.
"Jeez. Hey Earthling-"

"Huh?"

"What did my idiot brother tell you? That he wished your planet back?"
You give him an awkward nod.
"Well he lied to you. I was the one that wished your planet back."

"W-Why did you do that?"

"Because."
He shuts his eyes.
"My dumbass brother gathered the Super Dragon Balls for... whatever reason.
But when we had a contest and I won with my instant ramen he wanted to use the balls to switch our two Earths.
We had a contest to see who gets the Dragon Balls and I won... I sacrificed my wish to get him off my back... and wished back your planet and its entire population.
You're welcome."

"Lord Beerus-"

"Hush Whis!
Champa made this mess for himself! I don't care what happens to him now that it's exposed!"

You turn over to your lord and employer who sits in his chair nervously pushing his two index fingers together.
"Hee hee..."

"Why?"
You ask him.

"W-Well..."

"He wouldn't admit it was his brothers accomplishment."

"VADOS!"
The angel then looks away and starts whistling innocently once more.
Staring Champa down you have a hard time coming to terms with how you feel about this.

>Disappointed
>Angry
>This... doesn't matter
>Other?

>>3384344
>>Disappointed