>>3444069
Sir Paragon, under the permission of the emperor, ordered the gates opened, and the men to march out. "Arise, arise, Crusaders of the empire! Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! Spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Fight now, fight now! Ride for god, and the worlds ending!" Sir Paragon shouted, once the line of men had formed. Darth-Deciduous sent his manipulative power to Sir Paragons mind, and for a moment, he shuttered under it's weight. Paragon looked back at the men after this, and said in a normal voice, "for Dickred." He then charged with his sword drawn into the oncoming enemy cavalry, and all the others screamed at the top of their lungs, "DEUS VULT!" charging right behind him.
The battle waged on, with men, orcs, dwarves, and frogs all fighting for their gods, but most of all, for the tasks Sir Paragon had performed for them. But alas, the battle was still in the enemies favor, due to the great strength of dominance Darth-Deciduous had over them, promising them a long agonizing death if they are caught fleeing. Just as the battle was about to be over, and the villains to succeed, from out of the blue came great beasts and creatures: the dead memes under the command of the great old meme. The charged into the enemy, plowing through their line, and killing many men for the Crusaders. The enemy still held on though, and the villain, Darth Deciduous was visible to Sir Paragon in the field of battle:
>Charge the vile beast, and take him by surprise (Dread)
>Challenge the evil prince to a duel, promising him your surrender, and vice versa (Chivalry)
>Call upon the gods for one last favor (Piety)

>>3444071
>>Call upon the gods for one last favor (Piety)

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>3444071
>>3444104
Messed up my roll.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>3444071
>>Call upon the gods for one last favor (Piety)
Oh forgiving Thot of Mercy, hear my plea!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3444071
>Call upon the gods for one last favor (Piety)

>>3444104
>>3444112
>>3444135
>>3444186
Darth-Deciduous clearly is tampering with the rolls, making this finale all the more difficult:
14 + 3 = 17 (DC = 16)

Sir Paragon looked up into the sky, which was overcast, stopping any sun light from coming in (probably sorcery from the evil prince), and cried manly tears for a savior for divine intervention for the good of the world. Sir Paragons prayers were answered in the form of a great beam of light, piercing through the black sky, and hitting him with the holy power. He felt a great strength overwhelm him, and his fatigue was lifted, which caused him to raise to his knees, and point his sword at the dark prince, and say "by the light of god, and all that is holy, I challenge thee, oh dark and divisive prince of fell things, to a duel of strength!" It should be noted that all were looking at Sir Paragon, due to the great beam of light that was illuminating him, and all heard this challenge. "So be it!" the villain said, preparing a huge hammer to smash through the men in between the two. All parted way though, and Sir Paragon readied his sword, Excelsior, to plunge into the opponent at the right point. Sir Paragon stood still in the same stance, while the huge prince began running towards him, hammer raised, and making the ground tremble under his might. It was in a split second that the two collided, with Paragon managing to skewer the giant in his chest before he could crush the knight under his hammer. The prince looked down at his wound, then back up at the one who created it, and smiled through the black blood seeping out of his mouth. The prince pulled the sword further in, until the two were close enough, Sir Paragon could smell Darth Deciduous's foul breath. Then Sir Paragon pulled out his sword, and in a quick flurry, decapitated the villain.

After this, the enemy was quick to run, and the men celebrated this victory due to god, and Sir Paragon. A being descended to meet the Knight, and it was no thot of mercy: it was Dickred. Vickred, who had been fighting in the battle, was given a last talk with his son, now dressed in the garb of an angel. "I offer you a choice, Sir Paragon, stay here on earth and live out the rest of your days as a man, or ascend back to heaven with me, and become a saint of the highest accord:"
>I am no angel, just a man
>Sainthood
>Write in

>>3444361
>I am no angel, just a man
"It's a great honour, but I guess I'll come when it's my time. Folks like my brother knights and the people of the land still need me here."

>>3444361
>Sainthood

>>3444361
>>I am no angel, just a man

>>3444364
>>3444379
>>3445006
"It's a great honor, but I guess I'll come when it's my time. Folks like my brother knights and the people of the land still need me here," Sir Paragon said. "So be it, oh Knight of Knights," Saint Dickred said, ascending back into the clouds. The Crusaders prepared to go back home, and gathered their provisions. August September was re-crowned at the holy city of one hundred names, and he wore the sacred and magical relic till his passing. "I, August September, name Sir Paragon as my left-tennant, and, due to me not having an heir, the next in the line to become emperor, should I die before him. This is if he chooses:"
>Become a holy Knight and protector of August and inherit the crown when he dies
>Refuse the offer, and settle back down in your small plot of land back in the empire, farming and plowing the ground for the rest of your days
>Refuse the offer, and become a Knights errant, rescuing those in need

>>3446158
>Become a holy Knight and protector of August and inherit the crown when he dies

>>3446158
>>Become a holy Knight and protector of August and inherit the crown when he dies

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>>3447154
>>3447277
You accepted the proposal, but asked that Sir Rocko be one of the emperors royal guardsmen as well, and that the friar is given great opportunities too. August nodded, and at that place the men were made to bow, and given the rights of only men of the highest esteem. The men went back to their respective places, with the dead memes back to their black pit, the Aryan chads (forgot to include them, but they were there) back to their far off land, Sir Pepe and his frogs back to Kekstantinople, Sir Grug, now legitimized by the emperor himself as a knight, went back to rule over the orcs, the dwarves back to their hold, and the men of the Crusade (including Dirtport and Squalors end) back to their wives and children.
All was good in the land, and August September died peacefully twenty years later, with Sir Paragon gaining his title, now ruling over a peaceful and utopian land. Rainbows and sunshine forever, no bad things at all, and virtue were seen in every person, from the lowest peasant, to the greatest of nobles. That is, until the cult of Darth-Sauron and Deciduous rose in the heartland of the empire, hidden from the eyes of those that would scold it.

The End

Might do a new quest in this world, but that will be in a while probably

>>3448613
BRAVO! ENCORE! Thanks for running QM. This was a fantastic journey and I can't wait for your next run. Have a Happy Easter!

>>3448613
>>3448835
Yeah that was an awesome quest, I loved it. I hope your Piety this Easter is as high as Sir Paragon's!

>>3448835
>>3448847
Same goes for you guys as well, happy easter!