>hug yer bestest... bestest.... zzzzzzzzz

oooooooooooohhhhhhhh wow

your head

Ow

OWWWWWWWW.

... yup. This is a Pink Flamingo headache, all right.

You open your eyes in a squint, trying to remember what happened... beyond the drinking. There was... Captain Usopp? Yeah. Nice guy. And... a dead guy? What an asshole. Um. And hugging? Yeah, you remember hugging Usopp a lot, not the dead guy. And... telling him he was your best friend? Huh. Now you think about it, do you HAVE a best friend? You kind of think you have... multiple friends now? Wow. Awesome. Maybe not a best one though?

... Wait, where are you?

Gentle sway... a ship. Wooden planks for ceiling. Inside the ship. Beyond that...

Owwwww.

“Ow,” you announced because sometimes saying it helps. Then you manage to sit up, head clearing a little, and look around the small cabin. Looks like someone just dumped you on top of a cot-bed - you’re still wearing your badass disguise, apart from the boots, which are - yup, by the bed. Oh, and there’s your duffle bag as well.

You wriggle the boots on, pushing yourself standing. Teeeeny little cabin, probably a small ship, too, but you can hear people talking somewhere outside.

Hm. This is weird. Why are you.........

wait

................ did you get kidnapped again.

>AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>(kick the door down) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FELLOW PIRATES!
>(peek out the door and lament your fate)
>Other?

>>3459833
>Call out
>"...Oi! Have I gotten kidnapped again?"

>>3459833
>(peek out the door and lament your fate)

>we get Strawhat!Flashy in the main quest rather than AU
I'm living my best life over here, bless you BPQM

>>3459833
>(peek out the door and lament your fate)
Oh boy.

>>3459833
>(kick the door down) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FELLOW PIRATES!

>>3459841
+1

>>3459833
>(peek out the door and lament your fate)

>>3459833
>(kick the door down) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FELLOW PIRATES!

>>3459837
Pink, fruity, and sheltered from the harsh realities of life by a tiny umbrella. Got it.

>>3459833
>(peek out the door and lament your fate)
WHO DARES - ow ow ow my head

>>3459833
>(kick the door down) YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, FELLOW PIRATES!

>>3459841
>>3459833
Why assume when you can get answers straight from the source?
Support.

>>3459841
Supporting

Previous thread archived!

Guess what? I still haven’t finished reading up on Skypiea and I also need to get home, so that’s all for tonight! My data refreshes at midnight, so update tomorrow morning Britbong time to kick us all off, as the Strawhats deal with two STRANGE AND MYSTERIOUS new passengers, along with the convenient absence of their regular sharpshooter, whoever he is. Probably not important.

Also, Chopper is cute.

Thanks for playing Genuine Pirate Quest!

>>3459833
>Check for new tattoos.
>Then peek your yead out.
>Try not to think how mad Tashigi is.

>>3459833
>>3459841
Magnificent. Another vote on the pile for this.

>>3459833
>>Call out
>>"...Oi! Have I gotten kidnapped again?"

>>3459863
Support

>>3459833
I will switch to
>Check for new tattoos
>Look thru camera for clues of what happened
>Delete any incriminating pictures
>Call out
>"...Oi! Have I gotten kidnapped again?"

>>3459869
this

>vote to shoot a pirate
>end up a pirate
KARMIC BALANCE

>>3459833
>>3459869
supporting damage control

>>3459876
>Somewhere out there Smoker's idiot sense is tingling.
>Gets a call from Tashigi
>Looks like its gonna be a 20 cigar day

>>3459869
Support

>>3459833
>>3459869
Supporting this

so how long till we stab canon in the face again?

>>3459891
depends... how long do think it'll be before we find more candy

>>3459904
You're not thinking big enough. We're on a pirate ship now. What do pirates do? Drink. So we find the nearest Pink Flamingo...and drop a lollipop in it.

>>3459912
I thought we were saving that for marine ford

>>3459919
Nonono, that's when we find the Garp-Garp fruit and become the true Demon Ensign as we were always meant to be.

>>3459931
didnt we get promoted tho?

>>3459933
Flashman is Ensign at heart

>>3459933
Ensign isn't just a rank, it's a state of mind.

>>3459933
We did, but thats not the point. Does one ever truly transcend the title of Demon Ensign? However, Demon Commander also has a nice ring to it.

>>3459869
This has my full support.

So. Should Harry make an effort to try and coerce Princess Vivi back to Alabasta?
I'm not sure Curly has the mental fortitude to withstand staring into the abyss that is Flashman.

>>3460273
To be honest after talking with her, and realizing she there on her own volition and actually part of the crew he will just arrest her like the rest of strawhats.

>>3460283
>there on her own volition and actually part of the crew
Pretty sure we've known that for a long long while by now.

>>3460283
Fair enough. Onto the next pressing question.
How are we going to handcuff the duck?

>>3459856
Even though I can't participate most of the time I want you to know that this is my favorite active quest and I look forward to reading it after work every day.

>>3460707
just handcuff his legs

>>3459869
Support

Does any of the strawhats saw our sick tattoo?

>>3461439
I don't think so, not as Marine and unless we wanted to show-off when drunk, not as pirate either.

Wait a minute. Klaus isn't going to accept being kidnapped as a good reason for skipping out on training.

I honestly anticipate him turning up somehow.

>>3461439
Not unless they took out shirt off while we were drunk

>>3461466
Klaus is on Smoker's ship, and that ship is nowhere near Jaya. Meanwhile Arthur is en Route to the Sky Islands with the Strawhats.

I don't see him turning up, unless he's managed to consume a teleporting fruit while away from Flashman.

>>3461479
Then suddenly we are attacked by a pack of seagulls capable of fencing.

>>3461485
Klaus is the real Disney princess

>>3461479
>>3461466

Oh you silly anons, he'll just simply up the training to compensate for the lost days.

>>3461516
>Flashman's birthday rolls around
>Geez Klaus, you didnt need to get me anything. I mean you did, but you didnt need to....so what'd ya get me?
>Klaus smiles, a cannonball soars through the air, an ominuous white fog rolls across the sea..wait is that smoke?
>Happy birthday (dethday) Prettyboy.

I know I promise an early update, but in my defence, I had a fox screaming outside my bedroom from 2am to 6am. In other news, my circulatory system has rejected blood and is running on pure caffeine.

Update once I've had lunch and done some chores. And had more caffeine.

By the way, who are you?

>You're Mysterious Hero Arthur, genuine pirate and dashing rogue!
>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!

>>3461549
>You're Mysterious Hero Arthur, genuine pirate and dashing rogue!

>>3461549
>You're Mysterious Hero Arthur, genuine pirate and dashing rogue!

>>3461549
>You're Mysterious Hero Arthur, genuine pirate and dashing rogue!

>>3461549
And with this blow, history is changed...
>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!

>>3461549
>You're Mysterious Hero Arthur, genuine pirate and dashing rogue!
So, odds that someone on the crew will recognise us, but get ignored by all the others? As we clearly can't be the Demon Ensign.

>>3461549
>By the way, who are you?
How long will potential char-switch last if anons choose that option?
Because the proposition really blindsided me.

>>3461557
LONG ENOUGH

But seriously, not hugely long, it's more of an insight into Usopp's psyche and to show stuff going on with the Strawhats that you'd either miss or not understand just from Flashy's POV.

You just might find it more fun to muddle through as Flashy with no idea what's going on.

Also expect tons of typos today, I'm still asleep. Totally asleep.

>>3461549
>You're Pirate Hunter Zoro, and you got lost on the way to being written.
Obviously the only real option.
...oh, fine.
>>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!
I want to see what the chaotic mess looks like from outside.

>>3461549
>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!

>>>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!


USOPP INTERLUDE GO

>>3461549
>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!

For once we can know what happened to Flashy without the help of camera-kun.

>>3461561
In that case
>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!

>>3461549
>>3461561

>>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter!

It the boy

>>3461562
Zoro was actually going to be the third option, but then I remembered I want you all to suffer for making me write his interlude.

>>3461571
Two can play that game BP. I want to see a Nami POV now.

>>3461571
>every time someone mentions Zoro interlude, it gets delayed another day
We will never see it through, will we?

>>3461573
Maybe we should just ask for Mysterious Samurai Lolo interludes instead.

>>3461573
It's at Raftel. I left them there, all my interludes.

>>3461549
>You're Mysterious Hero Arthur, genuine pirate and dashing rogue!

>>3461549
>>You're mysterious sniper Sogeking, genuine long-nose and expert sharpshooter

Rolled 24 (1d100)

Looks like our devastatingly Mysterious Sniper Sogeking wins out!

Rolling for background stuff.

>>3461598
It's probably fine

>>3461600
It was probably just Sanji's seduction roll on Princess Flashman. In other news, water is wet, Sanji cant flirt.

>>3461603
Well with Flashman ability, he would probably fall for him.

>>3461603
Flashy? The Demon Ensign? He’s not even here, how could Sanji possibly flirt with him?

>from sniper island to sky island

Your name is SOGEKING! Greatest sniper in the world! Brave warrior of the sea! A man ready to stand and fight (from a good distance) for what you believe in!

And though the rest of the crew are clearly unaware of your cunning ruse, you’re also Usopp. The weakling. The nobody.

Yup. Absolutely noooobody has seen through your cunning ‘cover my face in bandages and a pair of goggles’ disguise. Definitely. Ignore all the pointed looks, Uso- Sogeking! It’s impossible to see through!

.... ahahahahahaaaaaaa...

W-well. The important thing is that Sogeking’s courage has already brought you through the Knock-Up Stream with a total lack of terrified screaming, so it’s working! It’s really working! You’d thank Arthur for the idea, but... well, he’s still unconscious. And like hell you’re gonna admit that you’re just a random crew member and not the Great Captain Usopp!

You manage to turn your melancholy sigh into a dramatic one as Merry sails towards the massive cloud-thing.

At least you LOOK like a badass. Even if Carue keeps imitating your poses to mock you, the asshole.

You’re interrupted from your Dramatic Staring Into The Distance by Chopper tugging at your sheet. Uh, cape. Right.

“Sogeking, are you sure you don’t want me to look at your face?” He looks up at you with such sad, worried eyes, you almost want to yank the bandages off, but that would mean becoming Usopp again. And... you don’t really want to be him right now.

(1/2)

“Don’t worry, Chopper-kun!” You strike a pose and laugh heartily, glad by how reassured he looks. “My terrible wounds are healing well with all this fresh sea air!”

“But they’re covered up...? And we’re in the sky...?”

“AHAHAHA, there’s nothing like fresh... sky... air to heal a sniper’s wounds! The people of Sniper Island are intimately connected with the wind and air! In fact, the higher we go, the faster we heal!”

“WHOAH! That’s amazing!”

“Ahahahaha yes so it is ahahaha!” crapcrapcrapcrapcrap that makes no sense

And then you’re saved, because a door opening heralds the emergence of Arthur, still with his collar high and cap low, half-stepping from the cabin you dumped him in.

“Oi! Have I gotten kid... napped... again...?”

He trails off, staring at the assorted Strawhats on deck, who mostly pay him zero mind, being far too interested in the approaching mass of solid-looking cloud.

>Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience! (pretend Usopp ditched him on you. It’ll be fiiiiiine.)
>Explanations later, we’re in the White Sea now! ... That’s in the sky, by the way. (just avoid all explanations. That’s the best way to not be caught in a lie!)
>Fellow passenger-kun! I hope you’ve recovered from whatever mysterious affliction caused you to pass out. (you totally found him unconscious somewhere, and took him along with you, like a Good Samaritan. Usopp? Who is that?)
>Other?

>>3461638
>>Fellow passenger-kun! I hope you’ve recovered from whatever mysterious affliction caused you to pass out. (you totally found him unconscious somewhere, and took him along with you, like a Good Samaritan. Usopp? Who is that?)

>>3461638
>Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience! (pretend Usopp ditched him on you. It’ll be fiiiiiine.)

>>3461638
>>Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience! (pretend Usopp ditched him on you. It’ll be fiiiiiine.)

>>3461638
>Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience! (pretend Usopp ditched him on you. It’ll be fiiiiiine.)

>>3461638
>>Fellow passenger-kun! I hope you’ve recovered from whatever mysterious affliction caused you to pass out. (you totally found him unconscious somewhere, and took him along with you, like a Good Samaritan. Usopp? Who is that?)
I hope the friendship forged over pink flamingos remains intact.

>>3461638
>Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience! (pretend Usopp ditched him on you. It’ll be fiiiiiine.)
>Usopp said to tell you he'll be drinking Pink Flamingos wherever he may go in honor of your new friendship!

>>3461638
>>Explanations later, we’re in the White Sea now! ... That’s in the sky, by the way. (just avoid all explanations. That’s the best way to not be caught in a lie!)
We in the sky boi
Also sometimes I forget how depressed Usopp is
That boy needs a hug

>>3461638
>>Fellow passenger-kun! I hope you’ve recovered from whatever mysterious affliction caused you to pass out. (you totally found him unconscious somewhere, and took him along with you, like a Good Samaritan. Usopp? Who is that?)
Oh no. Flashy's in the sky. What's going to happen to his weapons? They must think we abandoned them, the poor dears.

>>3461665
Im sure they know their papa is a special boy. He's never failed them before. Deep down they know it must be those dirty pirates. Cut-chan will he strong for the others, and Pistol-chan will lead them to us. (Assuming they arent in our bag. Then the others will panic)

>

Quick! Get in with an explanation before anyone else does!

“Ah, Arthur-kun! Usopp-kun had to go, so he passed you over to my protection! I, the Great Sogeking, apologize for the inconvenience!”

Arthur stares at you. You can’t really see much of his face, but the blank-eyed stare creates an aura of confusion that goes beyond mere facial expression. “... What.”

“Sogeking’s travelling with us for a while,” Zoro butts in, smirking at you, “so his good friend Usopp ditched you here with us. I guess he had better things to do, huh?”

“I’m s-sure he had incredibly important tasks,” you mutter, reaching up to adjust your goggle. “Anyway! We’re currently in the White Sea, en route to Sky Island! Fear not, for your safety is assured under our watch! Probably.”

“This is... the Strawhats’ ship, right?” Yeeeeah, you guess a lot of the crew are pretty recognizable these days.

“Yes?”

Arthur pauses. “Excuse me.” Then he steps back into the cabin, closing the door behind him. Two seconds later, you hear a long, muffled scream from inside. A very long one. ... Yeah, that’s pretty long. Impressive lungs.

Chopper stares at the door, as do most of the crew. “Do you think I should check on him?”

>No, I think he just has a... bad impression of the Strawhats. Just give him some time, Chopper-kun.
>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?
>Don’t worry, Chopper-kun - I’ll talk to him myself!
>Other?

>>3461665
>Weapons
Aren't they in his duffle? iirc we're armed with only have meteror hammer and pistol-chan, the swords + fans + jitte are in our duffle of mystery.

>>3461675
>Don’t worry, Chopper-kun - I’ll talk to him myself!

>>3461675
>>Don’t worry, Chopper-kun - I’ll talk to him myself!

>>3461675
>>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?
Chopper heals ALL wounds. Even the emotional ones.

>>3461675
>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?

>>3461677
Yup, your duffle of the rest of the weapons is in the cabin.

>>3461675
>>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?
Chopper can heal all wounds, emotional, physical, psychological, paternal...

>>3461675
>Don’t worry, Chopper-kun - I’ll talk to him myself!

>>3461675
>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?
>>3461686
>Yup, your duffle of the rest of the weapons is in the cabin.
Good

>>3461675
>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?

Chopper therapy time? Will Flashman have some introspection into his life? Will he realize that the Strawhats aren't truly evil? Will he attempt to kick Zoro in the dick again?

>>3461675
>>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?
I want interactions with the cutest goddamn reindeer around

>>3461675
>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?

Choose wisely, criminal scum!

>Remain SOGEKING
>Become ARTHUR

>>3461700
>>Become ARTHUR

>>3461700
>Become ARTHUR

>>3461700
>>Become ARTHUR

>>3461675
>>He WAS kind of out of it for a while... maybe you should go look him over?

>>3461700
>Become ARTHUR
We must protect chopper

>>3461700
>>Become ARTHUR
I really need to refresh more often.

>>3461700
...o fug. This is a hard one.
>Become Arthur
As much as I would love to be around for Sogeking shenanigans, I think that was a good start.

>>3461700
>>Become ARTHUR

>>3461700
>Become JUSTICE! I mean Arthur!

>>3461700
>Become ARTHUR

>>3461700
>Become COMMANDER FLASHMAN
time to arrest criminals.

>>3461697
+1

>>3461700
>>Become ARTHUR
Let's make sure we're in control so we don't start shit in the sky

>>3461700
>Become ARTHUR

>>3461726
I don't think it matters who is in control, shit is going to be started up.

>beep bop, identity confirmed

You are PRINCESS FL- wait, no. You are MYSTERIOUS HERO ARTHUR, a fledgling pirate and repeat kidnap victim.

You are currently screaming,

“-RRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhh...” you trail off, mostly because you’ve run out of oxygen again, and need to gasp. Sooner than you expected, too - the air must be thinner up here, as you’re, y’know.

In the sky.

Yuuuuuuuup.

What the fuck. What the fuck. What the fuck.

N, wait. Not important. More importantly, Usopp left you with some bandaged sniper dude, who decided to... take you onboard the Strawhats’ ship. Somehow. For some reason.

In other words...

You got drunk and kidnapped by pirates. Again.

Smoboss is gonna murder you, Tashigi is gonna murder you. Klaus is gonna murder you for missing more lessons than necessary. Does anyone know where you are? Do they think you’re DEAD?! Going missing in Mocktown doesn’t sound good... especially if that bartender tells Curly and Tashigi that you got dragged out drunk by a pirate Captain...

Oh noooooooooooooooooooo

Okay. It’s fine. Cool it, Fla- no, Arthur. Your disguise is still working. You have your weapons. The Strawhats may be a cunning and depraved crew, but you can still fool their simple pirate brains.

You’re calm. You’re an iceberg of smooth coolness.

AAAAAAHHHHH SOMEONE’S KNOCKING ON THE DOOR AAAAAHHHHHHHH

“Hello? Arthur? It’s Doctor Chopper. Can I come in?”

... That sure is a cute voice for a wicked, villainous Strawhat.

>Why?!
>... I don’t need a Doctor!
>D-don’t think you can vivisect me, evil Strawhat scum!
>Other?

>>3461738
>D-don’t think you can vivisect me, evil Strawhat scum!

>>3461738
>>... I don’t need a Doctor!
>>Try not to cry. Cry a lot

>>3461738
>... I don’t need a Doctor! (Yet)
It's true

>>3461738
>I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidence

>>3461738
>... I don’t need a Doctor!

>>3461738
>>3461744
Amazing. Supporting.

>>3461741
Support

Rolled 65, 51 = 116 (2d100)

MEANWHILE, BACK DOWN IN THE BLUE SEA...

>>3461751
This is a roll for the number of minutes Curly and Sis scream

>>3461738
>>I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidence

>>3461738
>I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidence
Fucking gold.

>>3461738
>>3461744
Changing my vote to
>>3461740

>>3461738
>>3461744
this anon got the line +1

>>3461738
>I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidence

>>3461744
+1

Been reading on my den den and guys. How the fuck this situation occur I left for a few days and shit has gone so far sideways we’ve gone up.

>>I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidence

>but it’s okay because he’s a cute doctor

You stare suspiciously at the door. “I'll be honest, a name like Doctor Chopper doesn't inspire a lot of confidence.” Only to be expected for a Strawhat, though. Wait, wasn’t that the mink guy’s name? Unless people got confused in all the chaos, and reported the wrong names...

“Hey! I’m a real Doctor!” He sounds insulted.

“That sounds like something a fake doctor would say!” Ha! Take th- ohcrap, the door gets shoved open before you can move to block it, and...

Ah.

It’s a

>tanuki!
>deer!
>duck-billed platypus!
>Other?

AND

>Roll 1d100, lowest of 3, to resist the cuteness.

>>3461751
It seems Silvers Harry is passing through

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3461772
>>CHILD MINK!

>>3461770
It was Sandra’s fault. That bitch.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3461772
>>duck-billed platypus!
Flashman is on a whole 'nother level

>>3461770
Did you expect any less from the Flashman Fucker of all things Canon?

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3461772
I will bring no shame to my family!

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3461772
>>3461774
What anon said
>CHILD MINK!

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3461772

>ITS A FLUFF MONSTER, OH GOD DONT EAT ME

>>3461776
Godamnit that woman is leaving me so much godamn work for when I’m back

>>3461772
>CHILD MINK!

>>3461774
+1

>>3461772
>deer!

>>3461772
>>You can't tell because you're already hugging it

>>3461772
>deer!

>>3461772
>>>CHILD MINK!

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>>3461772
>Rolling to resist Chopper

>Babby Mink

>>3461793
The only valid vote.

>>3461772
>It’s a
>>Other?
>dorable!

>>3461803
N..nani!

>Flashman spouts his (hypothetical) life story to Chopper.
Commence the healing.

>>3461806
let's be honest dc must have been like 90 or something so it happens one way or another

>>3461772
>Flashman gets healed by Chopper adorableness
>Gets inspired to acquire pet
>Smoboss' face when it's an actual child mink instead of a pet

>>3461772
>Racoon dog

We prepped for this guy's

It's too bad Smoboss' ship already has a name.
I just found this theme song that would be a perfect fit for Smoboss' Shipgirl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVWEb-At8yc

Wait a second.
Isn't mink a small, ferret/weasel-like creature?

I just wish we were there to witness Tashigi's realisation that she lost Flashman. And that she'll probably have to inform smoboss of this fact.

>56

You freeze up.

You may be quivering slightly, eyes widening, lips parting to let out a gasp of sheer amazement at the pure and precious sight in front of you.

CHILD MINK

CUTE

TOO CUTE

“F-fluffy...” you whisper. Fortunately, with your body locked down, you don’t throw yourself at the adorable child, or make a high-pitched (manly) squeal of glee. Somewhere in the back of your mind, you recognise that the ‘Chopper’ name is probably a surname, and the kid’s likely related to the massive deer mink sighted in Alabasta,

But never mind that.

CUTE. CUTECUTECUTECUTECUTE

“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,” you breathe, eyes blurring slightly from their sudden wetness.

“Are - you all right?” The adorable mink stares up at you with a worried gaze.

>I... I need... a hug...
>(frantic nodding)
>You’re too cute! Too cute!
>I- I don’t find you cute at all!
>Other?

>>3461819
Cloud fox is also valid...

>>3461834
A mink is a One Piece species of animal-person from later on in the series. They’re furries, anon. Furries.

>>3461834
It's a tribe of animal people in OP.
We might even think he's a deer mink.

>>3461834
In One Piece, Minks are a Race of Animal people

>>3461840
>>You’re too cute! Too cute!
>HUG

>>3461840
>Headpats

>>3461840
No words. Only hugs.

>>3461840
>>(frantic nodding)

>>3461840
>>>(frantic nodding)

>>3461837
Don't worry, we will get to see that in Tashigis interlude

>>3461840
>(frantic nodding)

>>3461840
>You're already hugged. Tell the fluffy one your fears of your Captains soon to be ire with you.

>>3461851
You mean Twospaghetti anon. Wielder of Nipasta-style

>(frantic nodding)

>>3461840
>Vivi gets kidnapped
>Arthur gets kidnapped

Man, Captain Guard kinda sucks at this whole "Guarding" biz

>>3461840
>>I... I need... a hug...
>>(frantic nodding)
>>You’re too cute! Too cute!
If anything happened to Chopper I'd kill everyone on this ocean and then myself

>>3461857
So when does she learn Unlimited Spaghetti works? During the call to Smoker?

>>3461871
>When we lewd her
But don't you know anon? Everyday is spaghetti day for the Lieutenant

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>3461875
Dice Gods, teach this man a lesson.
Lewd Tashigi?

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3461871
She’ll learn the Ramen Kendo variation of Ramen Kenpo later on.

>>3461860
Rolling for big sis to get kidnapped...

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3461878
No

>>3461878
Very non commital of you there guys.
Also
>>3461840
>(frantic nodding)

>>3461879
Tashigi some-fucking-how ends up on the blackbeard ship

>>3461882
Smoboss never let's us go out by ourselves again?

>>3461882
It's because of her magnificent mustache

>>3461840
>Children like candy. You have candy. Give it child mink candy

Oh fuck, I just realised this gives us a perfect excuse not to sink and kill the strawhats with no mercy.

There's a child on board!

>trying to desperately catch up on rereading skypiea

You nod. Frantically.

“Ah... okay? You don’t feel hot? Cold? Nauseous? Dizzy?”

“Cute...” you whisper, blinking your eyes dry again. “Um! No. Nooooo, I’m good. So good, Doctor Cuter. Chopper. I said Chopper.”

“Your speech seems to be impaired, though. Maybe a quick check-up—“

“NOOOO! I’m good, honest! Just -“ You cough, steeling your anti-cute defences. This is a person, not an animal! And, well... doctor or not, a child can hardly be a pirate, especially when he’s probably just been dragged along by his irresponsible big brother or father, right? “It was... kind of a shock, waking up on the Strawhat ship, is all. Especially when I was last in a bar with Usopp...”

The adorable child frowns, “Usopp... I wonder where he is...?”

“Oh? You know him?”

His already cute eyes widen. “N-no! I absolutely don’t know him! No-one on the crew’s heard of Usopp! We just know about him from Sogeking!”

>Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...
>Who is this Sogeking guy, anyway?
>How DID we get up here?
>Other?

>>3461884
The moustache was so amazing, she got identified as the secret, long-lost son of Gol D Rogers. Now the hunt is on! (Fireplace has no idea how to feel about this.)

>>3461889
>We kidnap Chopper
>Robin now joins those three who are gunning for the Demon Commander
>SHIN
>SEN
>GUMI DAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3461889
Damn Strawhats, forcing a child to be a doctor.

>>3461889
Clearly we have to take him off that ship when we will be departing.
It may not be easy tho, Strawhats probably already brainwashed him to do their bidding.

>>3461893
>Do you think Usopp is gonna feel left out because you guys left him in Jaya?

Maximum Guilt! Bulli the Chopper!

>>3461902
>sanji calls him ‘emergency food supply’
>spontaneously develop conqueror’s haki

>>3461893
>Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...

>>3461893
>Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...

>>3461893
>>Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...
>>3461902
>>3461908
SAVE THE BOI

>>3461903
But Usopp is the captain of the Usopp Pirates, why would he care about Strawhats waiting for him?

>>3461893
>>Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...

>>3461893
>>Who is this Sogeking guy, anyway?

>>3461913
But friends drag friends into ADVENTURE anon. No matter their opinion!

>>3461894
>Not Robin falling for Flashmans wiles and natural airheaded cuteness...ahem...manliness
>Star crossed lovers on opposite ends of the Law
>Flashman wants to see how many weapons she can weild at once

Thats not very Daishori of you anon.

>>3461893
>Yeah, Ussop is going to be so disappointed he missed out on sky island

>>3461893
>Who is this Sogeking? Why does he wear the mask?

>>3461918
The Dice Gods answered us last thread and told us that Flashman would have a vanilla Romcom romance with a piratess.

I'm honestly ready to believe that Robin is our fated one.

>>3461918
Oh no.
Is this the start of the rom-com?

>>3461893
>>Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...

>>3461924
What's more Shonen than a Romeo and Juliet plot between a woman with infinite hands and a man who will one day wield every weapon known to man?

>>3461918
I mean... She canonically does have a thing for cute things...

>>3461924
Enies Lobby might be awkward.

>>3461934
...Oh no they're perfect for each other!

>>3461936
>Flashman pushes the button on purpose to destroy Marejois

>>3461918
Also FURASHUMAN BEAAAAMMMMMUUUUU wen

>>3461938
When Flashman contracts Tuberculosis. And after he learns Swallow Reversal.

>>3461941
Clearly Flashman needs to eat some candy soba to level up

>>3461944
Thinking about it, how mad would Zoro be if Flashman learned Mumyou Sandazuki and Swallow Reversal?

>

“Yeah, Usopp’s gonna be so disappointed when he realizes he missed out on a sky island...” You feel kind of bad for the poor guy. He’s clearly not cut out for the pirate life, but he made it to Jaya to try and get to a sky island - and now you’ve discovered they exist, but he’s already gone.

Hopefully he’ll find another way up here. Or go back home and live a peaceful life as a civilian. That’s good too!

Doctor Chopper seems upset too. Oh, sea- no, sky-gods, you want to hug him. So much. So much. “I’m sure Usopp w-would just be glad we’re having adventures! Because he sounds like a nice guy! Even though I definitely don’t know him!”

“He’s a really great guy,” you agree, forcing yourself not to coo over those big eyes and clenched... hooves? You don’t know how that works. It’s still cute! “Maybe I’ll try to get him a souvenir in case I ever see him again... if there’s sky-people here, maybe they have sky-candy...”

Oh no. His eyes.

They got BIGGER.

“Sky-CANDY?!”

“I know, right?!”

You can’t see very well, with all the sparkles the two of you at emitting, but it doesn’t matter. Only your sense of taste matters, anyway.

“D-do you think they might have cotton-candy made out of CLOUDS?!”

“If they don’t, they will when I’m done with them,” you vow.

The pair of you devolve into a blissful, sparkling silence as you vividly imagine the purity and sweetness of sky-candy. Too good for this sinful world...

A rap on the grabs your attention. “Hey! Chopper, passenger, we’re heading towards some big gates! You might want to come and see!”

That’s... the Princess, right? The ‘hostage’ - as if. She sounds waaaaaay too excited and happy, even if you didn’t already know she’s a filthy pirate runaway.

>Actually, I’m just gonna have a lie-down for a while longer...
>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.
>Other?

>>3461924
If it wasn’t for sharing blood, I’d throw Lola at you.

>>3461925
F O R B I D D E N
By the way, who was the anon who had a thing for badass facial scarring? ‘Cause, uh...

>>3461954
>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.
C U T E

>>3461954
>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.
Try to blend in and all that.

>>3461954
>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.
When the old lady takes pictures of us, we should definetly give her some tips

>>3461954
>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.

>>3461954
>go onto the deck
FPS (Filthy Pirate Scum) they may be, but if we need to live this experience for our good friend Usopp. His memory will live on!

>>3461934
Oh no.
>Robin and Flashman fall for each other, hard.
>star-crossed lovers
>even tho Harry does what he can to steer Marines away from her, Robin gets caught and executed
>Flashmans finds her fruit afterwards
Tragedy writes itself.

>>3461954
>who was the anon who had a thing for badass facial scarring?
Excuse me but what.
Pls no
also you can't stop the rom-com.
2 90+ rolls confirmed the will of the gods.

>>3461954
>Adventure awaits! Get out there coward and face the first day of your funeral like a man!

>>3461954
>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.

>>3461954
>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.

Gonna head back now, update sort of soonish but actually not.

>>3461954
>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.
>>3461964
Please no let the devil child live a good life

>>3461952
>Extreme jealousy that this empty headed idiot reached the Void before he did
>...Wait
>Empty headed
>Void
>Hmmmmmmmm
>Tfw we're not even trying and we still manage to make Zolo stronger
>That dirty cheater!
>As expected from dirty pirates!

>>3461954
I'm sorry OP but search your heart, you know that this sappy, diabete inducing romance of two orphans finding a family in each other is fated to be true.

Also
>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.
Let's carry Cutter, I mean, Chopper in our arms as a sign of respect and amity and tots not so we get to hug him on the way

>>3461966
She rolled shit but not shit enough to die while on the ‘survive Ace’s furious fiiiiiiire’ roll, so I decided to give her some cool but not actually crippling burns.

Would you prefer I had her lose an arm or something? Or blind her? I could do that instead...

Also waifuing still deactivated~
Leaving now, don’t spill spaghetti everywhere while I’m gone.

>>3461977
>She's like Balalaika nao
Joke's on you QM, she's still sexy and for lewding!

>>3461975
>Flashman must choose between Justice and Family.
>Walks away from the Marines to start an Orphanage with Nico Nico
>Forced to come back by the World Goverment
>Flashman creates Outer Haven

>>3461977
Oh ok thanks for making me regret not advocating ending his worthless pirate life.
Next time we pull the trigger.
Akainu did nothing wrong.

>>3461985
Anon yamerooooo

That makes Smoboss in this case as The Boss

>>3461977
>cool burns
...oh no, she's hot...

>>3461977
>>3461985
>Tashigi's Raiden
Stop stop stop stop

>>3461988
We need to find a lookalike to be our phantom.
Who is our Ocelot?
Who is Kaz?

>>3461974
Zoro is the Musashi to our Kojiro. The Virgil to our Dante. The dirty backstabbing cheater to our clever and totally legitimate techniques.

>>3462006
I think we're already Ocelot. What with the quick-draw bonus

>>3461977
Thats it.
Sorry Vice-Admiral, next time we see your grandson hes fucking dead.

>>3462006
Who's quiet?

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>>3461954
>>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.

>By the way, who was the anon who had a thing for badass facial scarring? ‘Cause, uh...
Ominous.

>>3461977
Oh, is that all. Had me worried for a moment.
Hey, this might even be a good thing. Her bounty photo is from when she was a kid - add the scars on top and she'll be that little bit harder to recognise.

>>3461983
Good taste.

>>3462013
Mina?

>>3462013
Sound like it's gonna be Tashigi now. With all the burns and stuff.

>>3462002
>Tashigi "I am the lightning, rain transformed"

Great, now Zoro is Jetstream Sam

>>3462016
What.
No.
Robin got the burns.

>>3462007
FUCK NOW I CAN'T STOP SEEING FLASHMAN DOING TRICKSWORDROYALGUARDTRICKSWORDROYALGUARD

>>3462023
I wish I learned how to read Anon.

>>3462023
Shit, I also thought it was about our sis.

>>3461977
OP, explain, who got Aced, Tashisis or Robin?

>>3462026
Harry D. Flashman. The D stands for Donguri.

>Flashman stingers offscreen

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>>3462018
NANOMACHINES SON!

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>>3461985
>Nico Nico
>Nico-Nico-Nii!
>Anata No Hato Ni Nico-Nico-Nii!
>Egao Todokeru Robin Nico Nico~
>Nico-Nii tte Oboeteru Rabu Nico~!

>>3461954

>Guess there’s no reason not to see what’s happening.

>sogeking
we inspired usopp an let him take the leap to create sogeking.
....
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~!
We shold drink more often.
At risks of the health of bossman's heart tho...
Decisions...

>Scars
Ok, it's gonne be fun.
I dunno if another anon liked them, I had it planned in case one of our weapons broke (never!)

On the type, what it is on the Scar-o-meter? scratch. badass scar or blistering ugly deep burn? For reference

>>3462047
>those sky-high legs and short garments
Damn, I actually forgot just how much sex-appeal is Robin oozing at all times.

QM, you uh.
Might have made a mistake with giving Robin cool scars.
A terrible mistake.
We're on the waifu train now.
The gods demand such.
It creates the most narratively powerful story.
Also people now actually want to kill Ace so that's fun too.

>>3462077
>We're on the waifu train
Woah there, not all of us are.

>>3462077
I don't know if I'm on the waifu train, although I wouldn't be opposed. I am looking up the timetable for the Protect Robin train to see if it arrives at the station while we're in Skypeia.

>>3462031
Not OP but pretty sure it's Robin, OP did point out she got pretty shit rolls during Alabasta, and she was at the palace when Ace Firebombed Croc.

Plus Ace has left with Garp's ship, which is heading for Marineford. So he shouldn't be in Jaya to roast Sis.

>Also people now actually want to kill Ace so that's fun too.
People who want to kill him are forgetting that, at the point Robin got those scars, she was a known Baroque Works agent who had no known association with the Strawhats. AKA she was on the team of the guy actively trying to murder Ace's brother. I don't blame him for not bothering to control his flames.

>>3462077
I'm definitely on the redisign train.
Once I'm finished with miss thursday.
And I have the tablet system back online...

>>3462101
Well that's the train I intend to catch.

>>3462077
>Waifu Train

I may have started that, but I wouldnt call it a train yet. Really, all I want for Flashman is some happiness in the most Shounen way possible. If the Waifu Train demands to be boarded here, with an OC from BPQM, or never at all, all that matters is that it fits narratively and Flashman finds (makes) his family.

>>3462077
>We're on the waifu train now.
More like we're waiting on the station and QM is delaying the arrival. Its going to happen sometime in the future, but nowhere soon.
>Also people now actually want to kill Ace
I did, but that was when I was convinced it was Tashigi who got broiled. Im still waiting for QM to confirm it was actually Robin. We didn't met her in the quest yet, so Im indifferent to her well-being at this point in time.

Isn't Robin 28 pre-timeskip? Doesn't seem like it'd work out

>>3462118
> It's going to happen sometime in the future
Nah QM went on record saying that they were uncomfortable with writing romance, so they didn't particularly want to give Flashy a waifu. Can't remember which thread by it's there somewhere.

>>3462112
>forgetting
I don't think literally anybody is. They evidently just don't care.

>>3462115
The thing with Robin is that she literally had no choice but to become a pirate.
The WG killed her entire island just for crimes they MIGHT commit and intended the same for her.
Considering Flashy is already flaking a little on JUSTICE that certainly won't help his opinion.
But I guess we'll see.
Narratively it fits.

>>3462115
>If the Waifu Train demands to be boarded here, with an OC from BPQM

>QM self-inserts as MCs love interest
>Flashman becomes gay arachnophiliac living in a lumberjacks log-hut

>All this filthy human loving when we've had the perfect, pure steel waifus at our side this entire time.

You damned fools.

>>3462136
Weapons are not for lewd.
Weapons are family.

>>3462128
>Well, originally it was because I think waifus are the easiest way to kill a quest, especially when I don't give a crap about writing romance and would rather have you stabbing/outwitting people and collecting dads.

Here we go, I knew I wasn't hallucinating it. From thread 5.

>>3462145
amen

>>3462132
That's probably the only reason I'd consider Robin. It's far from the worst reasoning and would be fun to see happening.

>>3462136
Those are our children you mad man. You go too far.

>>3462145
Thank you. Nobody wants a repeat of the Mercy debacle.

>3462162
Mercy?

>>3462147
Indeed.
What are your thoughts about roll for 'Flash man getting a vanilla cliché romcom romance' that got 96, followed by QMs own reply roll for 'his romcom romance... with a pirate!' that got 93, both in thread 12?
You can't make this stuff up, its just too good.

>>3462182
I'd say that dice rolls outside actual roll posts are invalid unless QM desperately wants to use them. Otherwise imagine all the bullshit that could sneak in.
Also all this dicefagging is a mistake to begin with. The whitebeard pirate interlude was a mistake, both for the plot and the dicefagging it spawned

And considering on the topic on romance QM is option is a solid nah...

Besides forcing something a QM isn't supportive of is the quickest way of killing a quest. Burnout is real.

>>3462136
For a second after I saw filfthy humans, I thought you were gonna say Mink Waifu...

Which I mean yes lets go for best girl Carrot

>>3462118
To be perfectly honest, every time players non-jokingly waifu/husbando someone, my urge to write this quest dies a little more.

You can write your own romantic or smutty fantasies (off-thread somewhere), but they're not happening in-quest. Honestly, I'm starting to regret trying to be nice and giving Robin cool scarring rather than something more serious, which she frankly should have had based on rolls.

Romance isn't going to happen, with anyone, no matter what dice say or how many people push for it.

>>3462168
There was briefly a thing about a potential weapon we could call Mercy, probably a misericorde, on account of a smartass comment in response to us supposedly not having any mercy.
Then QM told us not to tempt her.
Anons proceeded to try and tempt her. It got very ara ara. Much regret was had.

>>3462202
I think you just shot up my list of favorite QMs