>>3479437
>Hey kids! We're getting close! Can you... I don't know, blend in?

>>3479437
>Hey kids! We're getting close! Can you... I don't know, blend in?
Random Crowds are known to get natural 21s in ANGER.

>>3479437
>Kids, the locals might be just a little freaked out by more aliens, so just stick by me and try not break anything. okay?

>>3479447
Support

>>3479437
>Kids, the locals might be just a little freaked out by more aliens, so just stick by me and try not break anything. okay?

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switching from >>3479445
to >>3479447
Also totally unrelated but we were talking about it a few threads ago. Mass Effect 3's ending was so bad it seems to have managed to also somehow infect Game of Thrones and destroyed the ending for that as well.
Bizzare.

>>3479466
Well that sucks
>>3479437
>Hey kids! We're getting close! Can you... I don't know, blend in?

>>3479466
Eh... The show was not even worth watching after they left the books behind.
Even when they had the canon material they deviated from it so much... after they got past the books everything went fully off the rails.

>>3479476
Yeah, but god damn did they go off the rails hard.
Fucking Arya?
Like they could have at least let one of the people theorized to be Azor Ahai kill of the fucking final boss halfway through the season.
Fuck.
Fuckin hell.
Imagine setting up the ice zombie apocalypse to be the penultimate boss before the final boss, Cersei.
hahaha.
It's the closest thing we'll probably ever get to see for the official end of this godforsaken series because GRRM is a fat old slow bastard.

>>3479476
Newer saw the apeal of the show to be honest.

>>3479485
Season 1 is some of the best TV out there, then it progressively got shittier.
I just like that the reapers scythe that is ME3 has descended to claim it finally.

>>3479484
Eh.. I mean if you expected anything else than you just deluded yourself.
I'm not saying they didn't fuck up. Boy they did.

Big bad army defeated in one episode, BBEG done in one episode alongside his dragon.
Done in by a little girl.
And now Cercei will be the final antagonist.
I'd be lying if I said I expected anything more than this.

>>3479493
Oh yeah, nobody expected anything more.
"I expected nothing, yet I was still somehow disappointed." were my thoughts on the episode.
didn't stop the normalfags from claiming it as DA BEST BADDLE EVER.
It was so poorly done.
>characters swarmed by wights and saved immediately or are just ok after the scene cuts away
>everything about that fucking battle plan
>the episode was so dark you couldn't actually fucking see anything

Okay. GoT aside
>>3479447
>>3479464
I'm gonna veto and ignore these votes... Mainly because that will come up in the next vote

>writing

Ooops. One moment folks.
Looks like I'm needed.
I'll be away for a couple minutes tops

>>3479556
Okay, I'm back

"Kids, the locals might be just a little freaked out by more aliens, so... I don't know.
Don't you have a trick to blend in with the crowd?"

They exchange a quick little glance before nodding and suddenly their skins start to change.
Before your eyes their pristine, white exterior morphed until it greatly resembled yours.
Even their eyes and hair shift around, leaving only the slightly unnatural blue color of their irises as an indication of their nature.

"How is it?"
Kamin asks as the three of them finish changing.
"We got these for-"

"I don't need to hear it.
I can take a guess and even that's too much.
Let's just be glad that you have a feature like that."

As you get into the city proper, you land out of sigh and out of mind.
And as you help Elena get back home you start thinking about how to actually do this.
Because handling 3 kids would be enough but if you have to pay attention to Caulifla and Kale as well you risk going mad.
Similarly, if you hang out with Caulifla and Kale the children MIGHT be a bit of a problem.

Parting ways with Elena you turn to your alien buddies and finally speak your mind.

>Take the kids to the apartment while you have your little date
>The girls can wait while you exhaust your kids sufficiently
>Other?

>>3479599
>The girls can wait while you exhaust your kids sufficiently

>>3479599
>>The girls can wait while you exhaust your kids sufficiently

>>3479599
>The girls can wait while you exhaust your kids sufficiently

>>3479599
>The girls can wait while you exhaust your kids sufficiently

Not sure if it is possible to tire out android kids though

Huh... I thought the girls would win this one hands down.

>writing

>>3479646
I mean. It was a pick your poison vote. it was either tire out the children or tire out caulifa.

>>3479652
It was more of a "Who do you want to spend time with first".
Becacuse, let's face it, having your kids running around kinda assassinates the mood of your date

>>3479646
>Implying we aren't the most responsible of dads

>>3479658
+1 dad point

>>3479646
We can’t just hang out and play with everyone then just send the kids home while we shift into date mode?

>>3479695
I mean... you could've.
Didn't vote for it

>>3479696
Dang it. I only just woke up.

>>3479700
No worries. This will last for quite a while

"Alright gang!
Let's... explore a bit! Shall we?"

Leading them dumbly around, you eventually wind up near your old apartment to which Caulifla and Kale react predictably.
"Hey... doesn't this seem familiar to you Kale?"

"It sure does."

Trying to hold back any comment that wanted to erupt from your bowels, you lead them into the building and they finally realized where they were.
Opening the door you greeted whoever was in there.
"Hello?"

You hear a faint reply coming from inside.
"Hello!"

"Oh, hi Sam.
What's good?"

"You know... Not much.
Glad you finally chose to use the door."

"Yeah. Like a plebian.
But I kinda wanted to lay low a bit.
How's law school going?"

"About as well as you'd expect.
I'm a certified lawyer now. Shows you how seriously we can take the justice system, right?"

As you have some small talk with your friend however the girls barge in.
"Huh... This place is... dirtier than I remember."
Caulifla comments.

"He-hey! It's the alien babes!
How's it goin'?"

They ignore him for a while before they throw themselves on the couch.
Testing the springs on it by constantly bouncing on them, they look at you.
"Can't believe your old place was this bad!"

"Remind me, where does your gang hang out?"

"In an abandoned warehouse."

"And you criticize my home?"

"Yes?"

But Sam cuts you off by slamming his hands on the table.
"I appreciate the fact that you ignored me but let's get back to the issue at hand.
Why are you here?"

"Because I live here?"

"No, you're not."

"But I pay rent."

"True. But you aren't here unless you want something."

Scratching the back of your head you choose to simply blurt out why you came.
"Erm... I got these kids here.
They are aliens and I'm showing them around.
Would you mind if the girls stayed here for a bit? You can... watch some movies together."

Sam smiled.
"Nice!"
In response you glared daggers at him like never before and he reached for his collar.
"Ouch... Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"

But you tone the Doomslayer down a bit.
"Think about the possibilities! They haven't seen anything made on Earth.
You can go nuts if you want."

"Heh... Nice!"

"Okay. Now that that's settled, I'll be back shortly.
Oh and... word of advice: Don't feed them anything. Ever."

"Why? Are they like gremlins or somethin'?"

"No. They'll just eat you out of house and home."

"Okay kids, time to go!"
As you lead them out through the front door you hear Sam opening something, either a bag of chips or popcorn.
Either way, you weep for the poor fool for not heeding your advice.

Walking outside you stop and breathe in that familiar air before Oren gives you a funny look.
"My readings indicate the air is full of pollutant.
How are you enjoying this?"

"It's because I grew up here."

"It stinks."
Kamin responds.

"Yeap!
Now come on!
I'll show you what this nasty little place has in store for you!"

>Take them somehwere where they can play
>Go shopping and buy them something they like
>You know just the place they'd love! The zoo!
>other?

>>3479745
>You know just the place they'd love! The zoo!

>>3479745
>>Go shopping and buy them something they like
Seems the easiest.

>>3479745
>>Go shopping and buy them something they like

>>3479745
>Go shopping and buy them something they like

Consumerism, ho?

>writing

But now I'm kinda sad that we won't get neither skateboarding Tuffles nor their reactions to zoo animals

>>3479828
Buy skateboards for them and let them ride it to the zoo.

Oh shit... gotta go again.
Be right back

>>3479845
Genius! It will be like 2h free time or something while we are with the girls.

Sorry about that. Got stuck with family
This... is not how I planned this session.
Hopefully there won't be any more interruptions

The obvious place for them to hit up is first and foremost, a mall.
For starters their entire attire consists of identical copies of the same outfit they were given on Plant, which in the case of the twins was designed for battle.
And a skin-tight bodysuit with only a pair of color coded jackets to differentiate the two, is NOT acceptable casualwear.

"Okay kids.
Prepare to see something magical.
Now for a few rules:
1.) You can run around as much as you want, as long as you stay in my sight
2.) Ask before you touch anything.
And last: If you want something just ask. Don't take anything that's not yours. People don't like that.
Understood?"
They nod.
"Good! Then let's go!"

Picking up Lyn and letting her ride your shoulders you make your way to the nearest shopping mall, which might as well be a candy shop for them.
Their eyes twinkle in excitement as they are overwhelmed by all that visual stimuli.
Never have they seen so many... things in one place.

Almost immediately they start bombarding you with questions.
"What's this?"

"This is a mall.
People come here to purchase all kinds of things.
Don't worry. We'll go through everything so take your time and just... take it all in!"

"Woooow!"

They look around and the glittering lights fracturing on the windows combined with the sparkling products and baubles they sell might as well have blinded the kids.
Running around from store to store they squished their faces against the glass as they looked in.
To say that it was all overwhelming would be an understatement. You might as well have taken them to the amusement park, they are having so much fun just looking at ALL the things.

However this is not really productive so you did your best to rein them in and give them some semblance of control.
As you went from store to store you proceeded to-

>Spoil them rotten
>Teach them about moderation. They can't have everything...
>Other?

>Teach them about moderation. They can't have everything...

>>3479908
>Teach them about moderation. They can't have everything...

>>3479913
Support.

>>3479908
>>Spoil them rotten

>>3479908
>Spoil them rotten
Moderation is for chumps

>>3479908
>>Teach them about moderation. They can't have everything...

>>3479929
Moderation is for good parents.

>>3479934
Spoken like a true poorfag.

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>>3479937

So... not showering them with gifts it is

>writing

>>3479979
>So... not showering them with gifts it is
It's called being a responsible parent.

>>3480012
It's called being a poorfag

You could buy... well the entire place. Rather easily in fact.
However it's not about "could", it's about "should". And you definitely shouldn't do that.
Instead you strike a bargain with them. They each get... something.
Each of them will get at least a full set of clothes and something else, something fun.
And should they behave well they might get more.

"Here's how we'll do it!
We go through the entire place, check everything out.
Then you can pick whatever you liked the most. How does that sound?"

"Fine by us."

"Good, good!
Now let's not waste any more time!"

But before looking for some clothes you stopped for some snacks. Naturally some candy for the kids and some gummy bears for you.
The people around gave you some rather... odd glares but after informing them that they are yours they didn't seem to mind.
It was easy to sell too, since both Kamin and Oren shifted their hair around so they have the same color as yours and Lyn has that naturally.

Once that was over you walked through the place, stopping here and there whenever you bumped into something that caught the kids' attention. A toystore here, a cinema there, all the good stuff.
The more they saw the more enthusiastic they became, to the point that you almost felt jealous.
For them this whole thing was like exploring strange, new lands and journeying into the unknown.

But before they could have too much fun you reorientated them towards your goal and went about buying some clothes for them.
And you went a bit overboard too... You ended up buying a lot of outfits for each of them.
Clothing is important after all.

And once you felt like you sufficiently clothed your kids and you looked like one of those typical fathers on a shopping spree, you had several different bags dangling on your arms.
"Okay... Now that the practical things are taken care of... let's get some ice cream before we get to the fun stuff."

>>3480012
But we have solid blocks of gold out the ass

>>3480068
Have you ever meat spoiled kid with rich parents? I have one of the most unpleasant meetings I have ever had.

>>3480081
While I don't think the twins are at risk of becoming like the average spoiled child Lyn is young enough that she needs to be raised properly.

"Ice cream? Is that the stuff you feed to Champa?
No thanks."
Kamin responds.

"Oh it's nothing like that!
Come!"

You took them to the nearby parlor and introduced them to the wonderful world of frozen desserts.
Kamin was skeptical at first but after you introduced her to the many, many, MANY different types of confections you can make out of them.
She opted for an ice cream sundae while the rest of you settled for some regular cones.

As you sat down and got to enjoying this little refreshment however something happened.
Something you expected or rather dreaded would happen.
And a boy, probably around 14 to 15 years old starts hitting on Kamin.

In your mind you contemplate how to handle this...
>Let Kamin do it. It's safer that way.
>Step up and scare the living shit out of him.
>Other?

>>3480112
>>Let Kamin do it. It's safer that way.
Oh shit. Welp, as long as he's not rude then don't step in.

>>3480112
>Let Kamin do it. It's safer that way.

There is no way this can possibly go wrong.

>>3480112
>>Let Kamin do it. It's safer that way.
>>Observe the interaction like a hawk

>>3480112
>Let Kamin do it. It's safer that way.

>>3480112
>Let Kamin do it. It's safer that way.

>>3480112
>Just shoo him off. Family time is for family!
We can apologize to Kamin about it if we have to, but it might be prudent to have The Talk with the twins before letting them entertain this sort of thing.

Rolled 17 (1d21)

Oh-kay...

Rolling for Kamin
>writing

>>3480182
Oh thank god she rolled high

>>3480187
What would have happened if it was low?

>>3480187
Our trust is rewarded!

>>3480191
She uh... her frustration would've caused her to forget most humans aren't Erics level when... retaliating

>>3480198
Oh boy.

You're willing to give Kamin the benefit of the doubt and let her handle this.
But you can't say the same about the boy. So you watch him like a hawk, ready to jump in at a moments notice.
However it looks like your concern was unneeded as Kamin seems to have this under control.

For a few moments she doesn't even know what's happening but when the boy makes the mistake of attempting to sit down she glares at him.
"Get lost!"

Her command was firm and sharp.
And that glare of hers was unlike anything the boy has ever seen, like a tiger looking at him with murderous intent.
The sad little boy is so taken back that he stumbles backwards and falls on his ass, his croneys laugh at him hysterically.
But he simply stands up and with sweat trickling down his forehead he runs to them.
"We gotta get out of here!"

"What-"

"NOW!!"
And there they go.
Chuckling you walk over to her and pat her on the back.

Returning to the matter at hand you all quickly finished your treats and got to buying the kids something that caught their interests.
For Kamin, it was an electric guitar that caught her eye.
Oren in turn practically fell in love with a skateboard once you explained to him what it's for.
And Lyn... For your precious it's only the greatest thing you could think of.
Legos. An assload of legos.
Now the only thing you're curious about is if God Ki protects you from the unholy pain of stepping on one.
We'll just have to see.

>>3480264
>Now the only thing you're curious about is if God Ki protects you from the unholy pain of stepping on one.
>We'll just have to see.
hmm?

>>3480272
Remember when Beerus ate Wasabi?

>>3480300
No I mean, do we have God Ki or something?
Was it because of the fusion and did I somehow miss it sticking with us?

>>3480264
>Now the only thing you're curious about is if God Ki protects you from the unholy pain of stepping on one.
>We'll just have to see.
Bullshit, nothing in the cosmos can protect you from these unholy little devils without a shoe. One of the few things allowed into the mortal realm from the Makai, and even they stopped producing them from the sheer evil polluting their realm...

>>3480306
Obviously it means that given how slippery Lego bricks are, one will inevitably end up remaining undetected and Champa will step on it.
Because that's just how lego works

>>3480310
Champa is probably going to be happy we have our own place now. Means he doesn't have to worry about legos at his.
Speaking of legos I imagine Lyn is going to make all sorts of impressive stuff since she apparently was based somewhat on geniuses.

Luckily for you the twins agreed to carry their own stuff so you only had to strap on Lyns new acquisition on your arm.
It's not painful per se but once you take these added weights off you're sure to look like a tiger with all those stripes you're gonna get.

Leaving the mall itself you finally get to breathe fresh air and hear Kamin speaking up.
"Man... I did not expect this!"

"Yeah!"
Oren added.
"It's totally unlike back at Champas! It's so... bustling! Noisy!
I love it!"

"Eh... I like the quiet."
Kamin actually doesn't agree with her brother.

"Well-"
You respond.
"Both have their charm.
I lived most of my life in the city but I grew up on a farm...
So I can see the appeal of both."

"What's a farm?"

"It's uh... Remember the gardens on Champas?"
They nod.
"It's like that but much bigger.
You have a house next to a big garden and some animals and live there.
You work a lot and... yeah..."
Your tone becomes much more somber.

"Well... I'd like to go see it one day."

"Me too!"

"Me three!"

You crouch down and pat Lyn on the head.
"Maybe I'll take you to a petting zoo instead!
There really isn't much to see there. Only vegetables and... animals."

Concluding your business in the shopping mall you pondered on what to do next.

>Let's go somewhere else (write-in)
>How about I show you something... cool? (take them back to the apartment)
>Other?

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>>3480317
You know those lego robots? I think their more advanced versions will become quite common on our moon.

>>3480306
Yeah we do. The Blue from the fusion sure wasn’t because of Cabba.

>>3480329
>Let's go somewhere else (zoo)
Last stop after we stash away our purchases. After that it's all the monkey girls we would ever want.

>>3480346
Voting for this.

Also I'm thinking we show Kale and Caulifla the sheer diversity of earth. From the various rain forests to the deserts and what not.

>>3480357
Would like to take Kale to a beach or some other stereotypical dating spot.

>>3480366
There are plenty of beaches to choose from Anon. So we could easily do that.

So... Since I don't see any opposition
>>3480346
Wins by default

>writing

Walking to a secluded area you told the kids to wait while you portal hopped back to the apartment where Caulifla and Kale were left at Sams mercy.
By the looks of things and all the used tissues littering the place Sam is just about done with his "Trial by fire" where he gauges a person by subjecting them to one of his favorites: The Last Samurai
"Oh hi Eric."
Your friend greeted you while you gave him a condescending look.
"What?"

"Really? You started with this?
I told you they haven't seen a movie before!"

"They seem to like it."

*sniff sniff*
"P-Piss off Eric!"
Caulifla told you off while trying desperately to blow her nose.

"Okay, okay. I'll leave you to it."
Gently putting down the bags, with a snap of your finger you open up another portal and leave the way you came, returning to the kids.
"Okay... Let's go and actually have some fun then."

They exchange an odd look.
"This was fun..."

"No, it was a novelty.
You haven't seen fun YET!"

Hitting up the local zoo you immediately encounter some... resistance from the children.
"It smells really baaaad..."
Lyn complains as you pat her head.

"It's the price we have to pay sweety.
Don't worry, you'll forget about it real soon."
Going up to the front gates you start questioning the lady inside.
"So erm... Do you have a discount for one adult and three kids?
No?
...
Okay... Fine."

You end up buying one adult and three child tickets. Not that you can't afford it but it's still a ripoff.
However in the end it proved to be worth it as the kids jaw drops when they start spotting the animals inside.
The penguins, a favorite among the children are right there by the entrance and the Tuffles all rush off to check them out.

"Woooow! What are these?"

"They are flightless birds.
They live in cold regions and eat fishes."

"And this place is full of them?"

"What? Nononono!
This is a Zoo! It has ALL KINDS of animals!
Not just penguins!"

The kids couldn't believe their own ears.

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As you go from exhibit to exhibit you try to introduce each animal by giving the kids a vague explanation about them which earns you more than a few glances from onlookers.
The red pandas end up being a personal favorite of Lyn who wants to stay and watch the cute little critters fool around.

"Are they... aware that they are imprisoned?"

"I mean... I guess?
They are not intelligent by any means.
They are just animals."

"And you stick them in cages just so you could look at them?"

"They are taken care of.
And trust me they are in far better hands than in the wild.
Here nobody tries to kill any of them, they get plenty of food and water each day... and they are also protected."

"Protected? From what?"

"Hunters.
Many of these animals are endangered.
There are a lot of animals whose populations in the wilds is too small, mostly due to us.
So we try our best to keep them safe here, help them repopulate and later release them back into the wild.
But there are many, many species that are now extinct."

"Was it all you?"

"No. Not by a long shot.
Our planet had many extinction events. Seems to be a theme...
There is a group of MASSIVE lizards called dinosaurs that used to roam the planet. They died well before we even existed and now you can only see them as skeletons. Maybe I'll show them to you if you're interested.
But it's true that we did kill our fair share of animals. Even entire species."

But as you're giving this little lecture you hear Lyn laughing as the pandas keep rolling around in an adorable manner.
"Hahahahaha! They are so cute!
Can I have one daddy?"

"Errr....
Y-You can't they-"

"Whyyyy?"
She looks at you with teary eyes.

>They are very rare and very protected...
>You can't have everything you want...
>Actually... Why not?
>Other?

>>3480527
>>Other?
This is their home Lyn. I can't just take them away from where they belong.

>>3480527
>Buy her a stuffed animal of the red pandas and if she still says that she wants a real one tell her that it wouldn't be nice to take one of the Red pandas away from the other cause they are happy here.

>>3480527
>You can't take care of it. Not until you can take care of yourself.

>>3480541
This'll just end up with her learning that and then being upset that she still won't get to take one of those home with her.

>>3480535
*Looks at Truffle Kids*
*laughs*
>>3480527
>>Actually... Why not?
>>But you have to take care of it okay. That means YOUR responsible for feeding it, watering it, and making sure it gets plenty of exercise okay? If you can't take proper care of it then I'll have to return it. Do you understand Lyn?

>>3480527
>Actually... Why not?
Fuck it we're superman
>>3480535
Uh...
You sure?
Isn't that exactly what we did?
With the tuffles?

>>3480545
>>3480546
To be fair it was the first thing that came to mind. And I heard something similar myself when I went to the zoo for the first time.

>>3480527
>>Buy her a stuffed animal of the red pandas and if she still says that she wants a real one tell her that it wouldn't be nice to take one of the Red pandas away from the other cause they are happy here.

>>3480527
>>3480540
>>3480535
These.
Let's mabey not steal a animal from a zoo.

>>3480554
Yeah but you aren't a superhuman.
Nor have you stolen sapient alien superweapons.

Should we turn our new world into a nature perserve?

>>3480564
I like this idea.

>>3480527
>>3480556
This get's my vote

>>3480561
Who says we would steal it? We have a bunch of gold. We could just buy it. Or shit ask Vados to make one with her Angel Magic.

>>3480564
>soon, due to many unregulated populations of animals in fierce competition with eachother's niches creates the same extinction they would have faced on earth.

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>Champa steps on a Lego
>Pic related
Bye bye animal preserve
>>3480571
You can't just buy an endangered species from a zoo gold or no gold.
We are better off teaching her a valuable lesson here, and leaving it at that.

>>3480527
This >>3480540
Look I know we want our kiddo to be happy, but there is such a thing as too far. If Vados can miraculously make the stuffed red panda real than I would be okay with it.

>>3480587
We can just buy the zoo.

...aren’t red pandas maybe one step away from the most severely endangered categorization we have? I wonder if we could explain that...

Hmmmm... To be fair I had the idea of portaling to China and yoinking one.
But the plushie works too

>writing

>>3480622
I know we saved the planet, but yoinking some random endangered animal of of the wild to give to a little girl that has literally no idea how to care for one still seems a bit, eh, morally shady. Better to just get a plushie. Or maybe some sort of permit.

Get her a pet dog. Or a cat. Or several pet dogs and cats.
Visiting the zoo was really smart. I doubt the tuffles have any animals left on their planet.

>>3480667
I'm not sure how Champa will react to either of those...

>>3480677

Imagine the fucking look on Champas face when he sees a domesticated Cat.
He might just blow a gasket

>>3480687
I wouldn't call cat's domesticated. But yeah no cats then.

>>3480687
Wait a second the briefs have several pet cats and Beerus hasn't flipped his shit over them.

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>>3480702
Do you honestly think Beerus could recognize this as a cat?
It looks like a sleep paralysis demon.

And Puar doesn't count. He's clearly sentient

>>3480710
Oh god, is that related to Mr. Popo in any way?

>>3480721
Nope. That's just Doctor Brief's pet cat.

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You pat her gently on the head and kneel down to face her.
"Look Lyn... You can't take them away."

"Why?"

"Because all their friends are here.
They'd be sad if one of them left."

"I see..."
She looks down, clearly saddened.
Reaching over the railing she waves them off.
"Byebye! Have fun with your friends!"

"Good girl!"
Then you picked her up and carried her on your shoulders.
"You know what? For being such a grown up... I'll get you one."

"Really?"

"Yes!"

After a quick trip to the gift shop you did as promised and bought her a plushie of a red panda.
Thankfully those are pretty popular so they always have some in stock.
But the look Lyn gave you when she realized what was happening was priceless.
Once the thing was in her hands she hugged it to death.
"THANKS DADDY!"

"You're welcome Lyn.
Now... will you promise me to cheer up?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Good!
Now... Let us continue!"

With the situation successfully defused you took them through the rest of the zoo, stopping momentarily at the chimps and explaining how you share an ancestor with them.
"You people evolved from monkeys?"

"Apes technically. But yes.
Why? What did Tuffles evolve from?"

"Plants."

"Figures."

"Nono. Not plant plants.
From the race Plants. Plantians.
Or they... assimilated them... or exterminated them.
One of those 3."

"The archives were pretty hazy after a certain point.
Really anything beyond the war with the Saiyans is... unreliable at best."

"I'm leaning towards the theory that the Tuffles have something to do with the Plants as both were around the same height.
So there is some correlation there."

"Oh yeeeeah... I remember that.
The Tuffles used to be short, right?"
You respond in surprise.

"Right.
That shortcoming was one of the first things they fixed.
They had... trouble coping with their shortness."

"Heh... Napoleon complex.
Or just manlets being manlets."

"What's that?"

"NOTHING!"

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>>3480710

>>3480736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXQnRBXoHg

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>>3480752
Well that's... horrifying

But after all of that and after witnessing all that the zoo had to offer you had to take your leave because it was getting late and the zoo was about to close soon.
So you took the kids out and left the premises before being greeted by this.

The twins rush ahead and turn around to face you.
With wide smiles and toothy grins they spoke up.
"Thanks Eric! This was really fun!"

"Yeah! I especially liked all those lizards!
They were cool!"

Looking up you see Lyn shaking her plushie right in front of your face.
With a smile you put her down and hugged all three of them.
"I'm glad you liked it. Really.
And we could come back... if you're interested.
Maybe even check out a museum and see all those animals that don't walk around anymore."

"Hehe... Why not?"

"Yeah!
This planet... It's not at all bad!"

Aaaand I think that'll be for today.
It was... a bit slower and shorter than usual.
But I think it's good after the insanity that was last thread.

Next session we'll get to doing the girls...
Which may or may not include a beach scene because now I'm tempted to do it

>>3480798
Thx for DA run

>>3480798
Thanks for the run not-som

>>3480798
>Which may or may not include a beach scene because now I'm tempted to do it
Yay

>>3480798
>Next session we’ll get to doing the girls...
Giggity.

>>3480798
Here's hoping best kef gets to make an appearance at some point.
Also hoping we get to go to U7 Earth pretty soon.
I feel like we should apologize to Goku at some point over how we were kinda rude when we were with Kefla. I know we don't get much time with her, but he was just trying to help. Also just hanging out with the u7 cast in general would be fun.

>>3480499
>The Last Samurai
Really? Christ, you could atleast show them Seven Samurai.

>>3480833
If he wanted to give us a senzu he might just fucking say that first next time

>>3480888
It's Goku.

So... A quick little update.
For the next couple of days I literally won't be able to run at all.
Sunday I'll have to travel and on Monday I'll have my first workday. So... I have no clue when I'll have the time.
Probably... Monday afternoon/evening.

In turn I'll try to post some side content
I'll give you a headsup when I can run next

>>3482491
Ok thx N-Som

>>3482491
I'd rather you keep your obligations before anything man.
Focus on your work, it's fine by me.

>>3482491
Soo... Any word on if you will indeed be running tonight?

>>3482491
Not-Som? You there?

>>3490236
>>3490237
>One second after the other.
Oh shit, we got players on the Tuffle hivemind.

>>3490333
I also checked the quest moments before those posts.

This site is giving me abandonment issues... Every time I haven't heard from a QM in a few days I start worrying that they won't come back.

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It’s over guys, Not-Som is dead. Accept it

>>3490353
He's just gone to the shop to get some cigarettes.

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>>3490356
>>3490359
CEASE
Not-Som will be back soon... I hope...

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Guys it's been like a day and it was obvious he was going to be really busy the past few days. God's sake

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>>3490368
this
you niggas need to calm down

>>3490368
Nah he's dead.
F

Indeed. I am the ded.
This is my ghast typing from the afterlife.
It's pretty funky here. We got infinite cigarettes and milk. I ain't coming back.

Aaaanyway. That shitpost aside, I will be running today.
Turns out I can't do jack or shit until HR pulls their collective head out of their asses and does my papers.

>>3490950
Prove you’re the real Not-Som. Tell us something only he would know.

>>3490971
I bet it's som pretending to be not-som.

>>3490950
Prove you're not som!

After an exciting day with the Tuffles you looked up at the sky and realized that it's getting late.
"Oh shoot... Looks like time really flies when you're having fun."

"So... what now?"
They ask.

"Well... I guess we go back to my old flat."

Making your way through downtown, you returned with the kids in tow.
Raising a finger to the others you walked past them and into your old room where you then tucked in Lyn and wished her a good night.
Then you turned to the others.

"Okay. You two can stay up for a while longer.
Here..."
You point at the TV.
"You can watch this. It's a device that broadcasts moving pictures with sound."
Then you patted the little PS2 under it.
"And this is a game console. You can play on it if you'd like."

As you walk over to the wardrobe the jaws of the twins drops.
"W-What are those?"
They point at the numerous cases.

"This is my collection.
You can play whatever you like, as long as you don't wake up Lyn."

They immediately go to town and start browsing what'd be considered an adequate amount of games to start your own retro game store.
Judging by the look on their faces as they are drowned in vidya you'd guess they'll hardly get far enough to actually play any of them. Perhaps it's for the best. There is some stuff that's not suitable for them... Then again it wasn't suitable for you either when you played them.

Leaving the room you turn your attention to the others, especially Sam.
"Okay. That should occupy them for... a decade at least."

Your friend then gives you a look that clearly shows that he's offended.
"But when I ask if I could touch them you almost shouted my head off..."

"That's because you're a tool and they are my kids..."

"Waitwha-"

"Anyway-"
You turn your attention to the girls.
"Are you guys good?"

"Yeap."
Kale nods.

"What are we waiting for?
Let's go!"
Caulifla also shows her eagerness.

"Good. Then-"
You think for a moment about where to go.

>Let's keep it simple. We'll go out and enjoy nature a bit.
>How about I show you what night life in the city is like?
>I was thinking about going to a restaurant.
>Other?

>>3491146
>Let's keep it simple. We'll go out and enjoy nature a bit.

>>3490971
>>3491139
Erm... fuck Cell?

>>3491146
>How about I show you what night life in the city is like?
Nature is for the romantic finish
>>3491149
.....that ckecks out, but I'm watching you

>>3491150
I'll support this. No matter what tho the restaurant is a no go. Won't compare to our cooking.

>>3491146
>How about I show you what night life in the city is like?
What city are we in anyhow?
Also we need a them for clubbing.
I suggest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA
or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE if want to bop to something thematically appropriate.

>>3491150
Support

>>3491150
Support

>>3491146
>Create a portal to Las Vagas
We are going to give them a night so insane they don't even remember it

>>3491146
>Create a portal to Vegas
If we are going to show them city life, we are going to go with only the best.

Well well well...
Looks like things aren't gonna be so simple after all

>writing

"Let's get out of here! I know a good place."

The girls don't really see much point in arguing and blindly nod.
Leading them out of the house you make your way to the streets where you hail a cab.
Normally you wouldn't let yourself get ripped off like this but now that you are richer than god, it doesn't really matter.

After letting the girls in you gave the driver your destination and took off.
It was particularly delightful to watch Kale and Caulifla stare at the many lights both of the street and neon variety as they all lit up.
"Whoa! So many colors!"

"First time in the city?"
The driver asks them.

You laugh at this.
"You could say that!"

Finally after a couple minutes through the city traffic you arrive at your destination.
While you pay the driver the frankly horrific amounts of cash he asks for, the girls are just looking around in circles, taking in the scenery of the freshly illuminated streets.

Returning to them you pat the girls on the back and urge them to look forward.
"I get that you like it but that's not why we came here."

"But this is amazing!
There are so many lights!"

"Yes... You act like you don't have lights on your planets."

"Yeah but... We usually have one big light source.
These are... much better!"

You look around, feeling confused about all this.
But as you take a good look and try to imagine yourself in their place you have to agree with them.
"I guess it is pretty.
Now... Watch this!"

You point them to a large, sign where the many lights surrounding the name serve to illuminate a large leprechaun.
The girls give you a strange look as they read the words "Ole Irish Pub".
"What's this cartoon figure?"

"It's a... figure from Earth folklore.
Come! I'll show you what's it all about!"

>>3491267
>taking saiyans drinking. absolutely nothing can go wrong here.

Entering the place you greet the people working inside and they give you a nod back.
They don't know your name or anything for that matter but you used to spend enough time here for them to remember your face and your usual orders.
None of them are Irish of course, not even the owner of the place but you don't really care.

Looking around you see that the place is not exactly bustling with activity, there are some people here and there but there are still plenty of free boxes.
Leading the girls to one that looks good enough you tell them to wait there while you go and order a few things.
As you leave them you look over your shoulder real quick only to see them taking in the very homey scenery of the place.
They seem to have no clue about what this place is for or what they are about to do.

Approaching the bar you get greeted by the lady behind it.
"Heeey long time no see!
Going to the gym are we?"

"You could say that."
You chuckle.

"Soooo what can I get you?
The usual?"

>Just some beer with snacks. Nothing crazy
>I want the finest, most expensive stuff you got
>Shots. A lot of them
>Other?

>>3491267
Eric, you FOOL!

>>3491283
>beer, snacks, then shots.

>>3491283
>>Shots. A lot of them

>>3491283
>One of everything
This is how the world burns

>>3491301
Support

>>3491292
Support.

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>>3491301
...support

Eric, ladies and gentlemen.
The man who single handedly save the Earth... only to doom it himself
>>3491301
>>3491306
>>3491311

>>3491318
This is the future we chose

>>3491318
Lets be honest here. Dying from drunken saiyan snu-snu is probably one of the best ways to go.

>>3491322
Not me. But it's too late to cry over spilt milk.

Rolled 10 (1d21)

Wow. Okay.
I was hoping for a turnaround but...
Guess this is our life now

Rolling for Saiyan Liver Performance
>writing

>>3491301
Anon you forgot something
>Get everything in the largest sizes they offer including the portion sizes meant for eating challenges
You can't have a proper pub binge without supersizing everything

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>>3491361
oof

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>>3491363
>>3491367
OH FUCK CAULIFA GOT A MARGARITA BUCKET!!!

>>3491367
When you learn? That your actions have consequences!

>>3491367
I wonder what kind of drunks they are? Happy drunks? Sad drunks? Angry drunks? ....Horny drunks?

>>3491378
After watching eric nearly Btfo of Vegeta I think the liquor will make them more...open..about what they think about him and that display. Let's hope they don't try and fuse while they're wasted, the amount of alcohol in Kefla's body would be a combined total and she has only one regular liver

"Eh..."
You take into consideration just how MUCH the Saiyans are capable of eating.
It must mean that their digestive system is working in permanent overdrive. Makes sense when they are a "warrior race" bred for combat.
So in a moment of insanity you blurt out this.
"I'll have everything."

"Wut?"

"Yeah. I think that's it.
I'll have... every single snack you have. Pretzels, peanuts, nachos with cheese another with salsa, etc. Everything.
Then I'll have your food items, pizzas, burgers, the whole nine yards.
And every single drink imaginable. Three pints of beer, wine, whiskey, then shots."

"What kind?"

"Any."

"That uhhh... that'll be... a lot."

You slam down your wallet and then take out a fat stacks of Benjamins you have available.
"I got it covered."

The lady then excuses herself for a moment to get her boss who comes out looking suspiciously like the stereotypical happy merchant rubbing his hands together.
"We heard your order loud and clear dear customer...
However I must say that this amount is a bit... excessive. Are you sure it'll be okay?"

"Trust me. It will be.
But if by any chance it won't you can kick us out."

"Well in that case we have no problem!"
He looks INCREDIBLY eager.
"We'll pour your beers first then we'll bring everything to your table! Don't you worry!"

After receiving the three glass tankards you thank the owner and return to your table.
And just as you hand the girls their drinks a waitress comes over to deliver your snacks.
Almost immediately Cauliflas eyes begin to twinkle.

*GASP*
"You can eat AND drink here?!"

"Y-Yes?"
The waitress answers her awkwardly.

"Awesome!"

>>3491378
My guess based on saiyan biology would be that all saiyans are horngry drunks.

>>3491425
....
Oh god.
Is this why Goku doesn't know what kissing is but has two children?
Did Chi-Chi get him blackout drunk?

>>3491420
>*GASP*
>"You can eat AND drink here?!"
>Food and beverages?!
>THIS PLACE HAS EVERYTHING
Kek

>>3491430
That or ChiChi literally drugged and raped him.
Hence why Goku is afraid of needles

>>3491425
Horny and Angry or Horny and Hungry?

>>3491442
Maybe needy or touchy?

>>3491442
Both

>>3491443
it would be cute.

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The initial doubt of the owner and the bartender dissipated as soon as they saw Caulifla and Kale going to town on the greasy, salty, cheesy, tasty snacks. Now they only felt fear as they gazed into the deep, bottomless abyss that is a Saiyans stomach.
You on the other hand grew more and more afraid as things went on.

Kale who despite still eating a lot was acting really reserved, taking things one bite at a time opposed to Cauliflas ceaseless gorging, she too grew more uninhibited as she got progressively more drunk.
Things were fine... at the start when she was only drinking beer.
But after a while you noticed her... chugging it.

And as she slammed the glass tankard hard enough to almost break it she shouted for "MORE".
By the time you got to stronger stuff there was no sign of the innocent and sweet little girl. Now only the primal, rage filled persona was in full control.

Soon enough she found herself surrounded by the Irish patrons who found her antics endearing.
"ALLRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU WEAKLINGS WANTS TO ARM WRESTLE! I'LL BURY YOU!"

Meanwhile Caulifla had a similarly drastic but different in direction change.
Instead of becoming more vulgar, louder and angrier than her friend she became the opposite.
Without Kale noticing she switched seats so she was sitting next to you. Leaning in she started whispering into your ears, her breath smelling like a brewery.

"Heeeeey Eric!"

"Er... hi."

She then leaned in and started rubbing herself to you while playfully licking your cheek.
"You smell sooo goood.
Can... I hold your haaaand?~"

Without waiting for an answer she instead grabbed hold of you and raised your hand so she could rub it into her cheek.
While you wouldn't say it's unpleasant, in fact you can barely contain yourself so you don't erupt in a laughter of pure joy, this... isn't normal.
Looks like you fairly overestimated the capabilities of their liver.

>Well... If you can't beat 'em. Join them.
>Be the responsible one and stop drinking so you can watch over them
>Other?

>>3491484
>>Well... If you can't beat 'em. Join them.
>>Other?
Make Buu babysit.

>>3491487
That seems like a bad idea.
Buu's still messed up

>>3491484
>Well... If you can't beat 'em. Join them

>>3491484
Oh dear Kale is an angry drunk?
Was hoping she'd be a cuddly one.

>>3491484
>>Be the responsible one and stop drinking so you can watch over them

>>3491484
>Be the responsible one and stop drinking so you can watch over them
>Besides this way you can remember what will happen here.

>>3491484
>Be the responsible one and stop drinking so you can watch over them.
>>3491487
Buu, with earth's safety at his hands. HAHAHAHAHA

>>3491500
Changing to this

Oh thought of something.
Hey guys are we good enough to stop anyone from getting a hangover?
If not we might want to, uh, stop them from drinking any more.

>>3491484
>Be the responsible one and stop drinking so you can watch over them

>>3491484
Since I'm on a roll with questions, how strong is Kale again? Could we arm wrestle her and expect to do good?
Cuz I kinda want to do that, maybe distract her from drinking.

>>3491484
>Be the responsible one and stop drinking so you can watch over them

>>3491529
Depends really.
The way she is now...yeah

>>3491535
Ah well.
And as she's aggressive she won't be interested in any mushy stuff like Caulifa currently is?

>>3491542
I won't answer that :^)

>>3491542
Honestly if we bring it up I halfway expect her stomp over, shove her tongue down our throat, and then tell everyone in the bar that this is HER Man and he could kick the asses of everyone here.

>>3491551
...I'm on board.

>>3491484
Changing my vote

>Be the responsible one and stop drinking so you can watch over them
>Try and get Kale to come over here instead of getting into armwrestling with everyone

>>3491484
>Be the responsible one and stop drinking so you can watch over them

>>3491559
Support.

So despite the first two yolo votes it seems we have a clear winner

>writing

>>3491484
>Be the responsible one and stop drinking so you can watch over them
>Besides this way you can remember what will happen here.
>Pull out your phone and start recording
>Give Caulifla headpats and tell Kale to get over here and stop trying to arm wrestle everyone
That way the can remember even if they black out

>>3491582
Gotta be a responsible boyfriend.
And also a responsible superweapon that can destroy a planet.

okay, caught up, and WHAT THE FUCK IS OUR DICE LUCK

>>3491660
The stones that made up that tournament ring were all blessed by Zeno shedding 1 tiny Omni-King tear on them.

>>3491660
Vados made sure to infuse the brickwork with M E M Es

>>3491660
Our Legendary Viking Holy Blood sparks to life in arenas, clearly

You decide to... ignore any further drinks that might come your way.
After all, SOMEONE has to keep their wits about. And on a side not you DON'T want to miss any of this.
According to that you pull out your phone and start recording the events in secret.
Not for the sake of blackmail, of course. More for the funnies that'll happen when you show them what they did.

Patting Cauliflas head, you ruffle her hair a bit to which she reacts by... purring. Or moaning but that sounds too indecent.
"Mmmmmmm...more!"
She looks at you with the biggest puppydog eyes you've ever seen.

Obliging her you then looked over to Kale who was just done dominating one guy who felt lucky.
"THERE! I OWN YOU! KALE IS STRONGEST THERE IS!"

"Wowee lassie! You sure pack a punch for being skinny as a twig!"

Noticing her getting a bit... too excited with her new friends you decide to call her over before she'd inflict some actual harm on the squishy little humans.
"Hey Kale!"
She looks over to you.
"Stop bullying the poor guys and join us."

Seemingly calmed down, or at least more collected now than ever she turns around to come back when she hears this.
"Hey look at 'er lads!
The crazy girlie listens to 'im like a puppy!"

Kale... didn't like that.
She shoots them a look that freezes the blood in their veins.
"He's ten times the man than all of you combined!
If he wanted to he could break you in half! And if you insult him I will destroy your world!"

You... can't tell if that's meant to be a hyperbole or a literal statement.
Either way you're glad that the otherwise cocky and agressive irishmen collectively lost their pots of gold from her.
She then walked back to you in a manner that was half stomping, half skipping before sitting in your lap and then flipping the other men off.
Stunned by this brazen display of adultery as you literally have two girls eating out of your hands the other men shut up, feeling completely inferior.

And you can't help but laugh inside while trying desperately not to pop a boner with Kale in your lap.
And failing...

>>3491705
>while trying desperately not to pop a boner with Kale in your lap.
>And failing...
L-lewd

>>3491705
This is already atleast half of what I wanted from this night. Pure Irish Gold Not Som.

Hold on got some issues at home.
Be right back

>>3491705
Kale can still be sweet even as an angry drunk.

you know, if we are a gamer, and are psychic...

why have we not tried to do the PSI/PK moves form earthbound

PK starstorm has potential.

Crysis averted.
Turns out it was nothing serious.
We will now resume

>>3491766
No gamer shit here just gains, cooking and waifus

>>3491771
>Crysis
fucking ceph, man...

>>3491779
Fuck me... Thanks to the games I can never write that word correctly

>>3491781
I know that feel.

>>3491787
Why was 2 so fucking Kino?

There are still times that this starts playing in my head out of nowhere.
Were it not for this I'd not even remember playing the previous ones. Or the one after...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy4iQvJo24U

Luckily for you Kale seems to be too inebriated to notice... still it's quite embarrassing.
But you just don't care now.

Continuing for a while longer the girls keep drinking more and more until you finally start seeing that they are reaching their limit.
And while their antics while smashed are funny you'd rather not help them "cleanse" themselves.
So after a round of shots you cut off the bartender and instead urged the girls to eat as much food as possible so that it might alleviate their drunkenness.

Once they gorged themselves on plenty of grease and water on your insistence they seem to be satiated and very, VERY happy.
And now that you've given to the owner of the establishment in a night what he'd make during a holiday season you decided it's time to go.

Paying your tab you help up the girls, neither of whom are comfortable standing on their own legs as they wobble around.
"Whoops! Look Kale! It's all spinning round and round and round-"

"Okay Caulifla. That's enough.
You'll get sick."

"Nooooway!"
*hic*

"Yes way.
Come, come. The door is over there."

After feeling like herding sheep around you finally manage to get the girls out to get some fresh air.
Luckily you don't smoke and the girls "Probably" don't know what that is.
Meaning now you only gotta decide where to go from here.
Looking at your watch you realize that it's already close to midnight.

>Let's go home. You need to rest.
>Wanna watch sunrise?
>Other?

>>3491809
>>Wanna watch the sunrise?

>>3491809
>Wanna watch sunrise?

>>3491809
>>Wanna watch sunrise?

>>3491809
Do we have any ability to help with them being hungover?
>Wanna watch sunrise?
>If you have anything to help with drunkenness/future hangover, apply it

>>3491809
>Wanna watch sunrise?
>Tell Kale that she did great and you are proud of her display of confidence
>Tell Caulifla you really enjoyed how she was tonight and ask why she is so prickly all the time(record everything on video)
Prepare for cuteness

>>3491814
Support

>>3491827
Oh yeah please add this stuff to my vote too.

>>3491827
>>Supporting and changing my vote to this.

>>3491826
>>3491827
She's going to kill us when she sees this tomorrow. But fuck it, this is going to be adorable. Supporting

>>3491796
I fucking loved that game desu
>>3491827
support

>>3491827
>>3491827
THIS

Wait could we give Kale a hug while saying this? That'd be cute if we could.

I read you loud and clear

>writing

Just woke up I'm proud of you anons.

"Wanna come and watch the sunrise with me?"
You blurt out and all you get are barely coherent mumblings from two drunkards.

"Y-Yeah!"

"Yesh!"
*hic*

"Well... then it's settled.
Gotta fly east. Maybe find ourselves a nice little island."

Looking around for a brief moment you then shrug and jump up with the girls following you.
Maybe you'll make a few headlines. It'll be worth just for that.
Flying through the sky you leave a few sonics boom behind yourself while making sure that the girls aren't lagging too far behind.
And for the most part they aren't but they aren't exactly flying in a straight line either.

Using what geography you remember you navigate to the best of your abilities and head roughly where the Caribbean islands should be.
Those are pretty scenic and you always wanted to visit one anyway.

After a couple minutes you arrive at your destination which seems to be a perfectly uninhabited little island with a white beach and palm trees only illuminated by the stars in the sky and the moon.
"Right... This should be good enough."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kORguInD9MM

You get some rocks for the girls because sand is coarse, rough and irritating and gets everywhere.
Seating them down you go and grab a few coconuts which you proceed to skin and crack open with your bare hands.
Handing them each one to start with you start drinking the juice while waiting patiently for the sun to rise over the horizon.

But as soothing as the sound of the waves are the silence is still a bit too much and so you start conversing.
First it's Caulifla, who in a moment of clarity looks up at the sky.
"Wow. I've looked so much at the sky... but it never looked so pretty."
*sip*
Kale, unsure what to make of this looks up and gasps.

"I used to live on a farm... grew up as a village boy.
After moving to the city... the stars in the sky were the only thing I ever missed."
You also look up while drinking your juice.
"I guess... I always looked up longing to be there.
Strange how these things work out."
*sip*

>>3491958
Very cute though may I make the humble suggestion of this music rather then the star wars music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f2vcJToADo

>>3491993
Eh... leave it for the second post I'd say.
Mostly because it ruins my meme but also because it's much more fitting there

>>3492002
I understand thank you for your consideration.

t-too lewd

>>3492021
You ain't seen JACK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f2vcJToADo

But having enough of the nostalgia trip you turn to Kale in an attempt to derail the conversation.
"By the way Kale..."

"H-Huh?"

"I'm really proud of you.
The way you acted out there. How confident you were...
It may come off as a bit dumb coming from me but... it sounded genuine, you know?
Like you finally acted how you should."

"W-What?"
Clearly confused, which is not helped by her inebriation, she has no clue what you're saying.

To make things clear you shuffle closer to her and hug her which causes her to drop her coconut.
"You finally looked like you should.
Proud and confident!"

Speechless she only gasps as tears slowly start swelling under her eye.
Parting from her for a moment you realize she dropped her drink and reach down to the literal pile of nuts you collected and crack another open.
Sipping a bit from it, you then hand it over to her.
Nodding she takes it happily and drinks the whole thing in one go.
Gone the harshness that she had before, now she returned to the innocent little girl you know and love.

Hugging for a little while longer you then part once you feel comfortable doing so and hand Kale a tissue paper.
"Here. You don't need those tears anymore!"

She smiles and takes the "handkerchief" and cleans herself before nodding.
"Okay... I'll make sure not to cry anymore!"

"Hehe... Thanks."

"F-For what?"

"I hate seeing you cry!"
Giving her a wide grin you laugh as she gets flustered and turns away.
But just as she feels embarrassed, so do you. There is only so much cheese you can take from yourself.

However as Kale is busy recollecting herself you turn to Caulifla who seems to be sulking.
Sighing in shame you slide your hand across the rock and touch hers which she notices.

"Hey... I'm sorry...
This is... weird for me as well."
She nods and... smiles.Thank god.
"By the way Caulifla."

"Hmmm?"

"I don't mean to impose but... I really enjoyed how you acted today!"

"Urk!"
She reels back in shock.
Looks like she's starting to sober up a bit as well.

"But tell me... Why are you so prickly with me usually?"

"It's... not you."

"Huh?"

"I get idiots practically every day orbiting me.
I gotta blow them off somehow. Guess I can't really stop that easy."

"I... see."

"But look-"
She shifts her hand around so she could raise yours up to her chest.
When she places your hand on her breast you feel like you're about to get a stroke.
"Do you feel it?"

*doki doki*

"You're the only one that makes me feel like this.
Pop-pop-pop. It goes crazy when I'm around you...
I... don't know how to feel about that. When I'm around you I feel flustered, hot, awkward...
Because you are a dork... my dork. You're the first guy that I feel like I could be around... And I appreciate that."
She then turns around to look at Kale.
"And I think I'm not the only one..."

"H-Huh?"
Kale looks up.

And it's at this point that I curse the fact that there is no POV image of Kale and Caulifla holding a guys hand.

>>3492037
Cute

I got diabetes and I'm okay with that.

>>3492037
To expand on what I said, this was great.
I hope Kale remembers it.
Even if, uh, she might pretend not to to avoid embarrassment?

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Caulifla continues.
"Look... there is no point in dancing around it.
I like you. Kale likes you. We both do... And we've been inseparable for a while now...
So it only makes sense if we... do this together as well!
So what if it's awkward and crazy?"
Caulifla grins.
"We ARE awkward and crazy!"

"Heheheh... I guess we are."

"So what I wanna say is that... I think I... I l-"

But before she could finish you leaned in and gave her a kiss.
There is no need to say it. Not yet anyway. You guess it's time to finally jump head first into this.
If it works, great! If not... you tried.

The kiss however brief it may have been was... satisfying.
Looks like there is nothing else to say, short of one thing.
"Hey Kale-"
You turn around.

"Y-Ye-Uuuuum!"
She tried to respond but you cut her off as well.
After all you wouldn't want her to feel left out.

Unlike Caulifla however when you parted with her she seemed to collapse entirely, while her "sister" was merely frozen for a moment.
And as she's trying to recollect herself through her muttering Caulifla dangles something in front of your eyes.
"Hey..."
It's the ear ring.

>No... Not now.
>I... I guess?
>Other?