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>>3482741
Previously, on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After sparring with King Vegeta IV in his latest version of the Gravity Chamber, you’d decided on your other trainings, some going well and some going rather poorly. But in the past six months you’d visited with Towa several times, watched your oldest daughter Chaya become Dreadzone’s champion. By killing the previous champion, Ace Hardlight, in single combat. Your daughter Caulifla’s Stand awoke the same day, her desire to save her sister awakening the golden phoenix-dragon Triumph from it’s egg. After that you’d begun helping her learn how to control it, as well as four hours a day spent learning Cooler’s Instant Transmission. Once you had learned the technique you’d wanted to show it off, teleporting to Freeza who was surprisingly near. You’d teleported into a meeting between your friend and several noblemen-seeming aliens, who began trash talking you. As we rejoin Karn, Freeza has ended that behavior with a Death Beam through one of the green-skinned alien’s chest.

“Now, who’s next?” Freeza asks, fingertip glowing dangerously. After a moment he visibly calms down, returning to his seat. “Anyone else? No? Very well then, allow me to introduce you all. Gentlemen, this is my second command, and besides myself is the strongest fighter in the entire PTO. This is the one and only, General Karn.”

There is a sudden rumbling around the room; they may not recognize you, but they all know your name. Looking around the room you see the other green man, a wolfman, a large slug-like creature, three pale enlongated humanoids, and two four-armed humanoids, one with green skin and the other brown skin.

“Forgive the boy, Lord Freeza.” the well-dressed wolfman wearing a monocle says, taking a sip from a tiny cup and saucer. “The Neimoidians were always ones to talk first, and think later.”
“You’re treading on thin ice, Sir Felix.” the remaining Neimoidian retorts, mockingly. “With your girth you might break through, and your kind can’t swim.”
“Gentlemen, enough.” Freeza says, holding up a hand before both could continue tossing insults around. “You all requested an audience with me regarding an issue? And fret not, anything you may say to me may be heard by my general here.”
“Very well, Lord Freeza.” one of the large, four-armed creatures says. “As the gathered representatives of-“
“If you wish not to remain, there is no need to stay.” Freeza tells you telepathically. “Whatever it is they want, I’m not sure your specialties will be needed.”

Well?
>I’ll stay and see what they’ve got to say
>I’ll stay for a bit, but if I get bored I’m out
>Have fun with this, I’m going back home
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3482744
>>I’ll stay for a bit, but if I get bored I’m out

>>3482744
>>I’ll stay for a bit, but if I get bored I’m out

>>3482744
>I’ll stay and see what they’ve got to say
Maybe the situation could require our grain of salt.

>>3482744
>I’ll stay for a bit, but if I get bored I’m out

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Rolled 33, 54, 76 = 163 (3d100)

>>3482748
>>3482756
>>3482761
>>3482780
I’ll stay for a bit, but if I get bored I’m out wins it. Writing.

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>>3482744
“I’ll stay for a bit, but if they bore me I’m out.” you reply telepathically, leaning against the wall behind Lord Freeza. “I’m just a little curious.”
“Hmm, very well.” Freeza replies telepathically.
“-the Quellor system have a problem.” the large four-armed humanoid says, setting a small chip onto the table. It projects the image of an unfamiliar ship, continuing. “Several of our merchant ships have come under attack over the past two years. Every attack was the same; a single ship flies in, then these metal warriors leap out and tear it apart. We’ve already lost more than three dozen ships, and billions of credits in goods have been stolen.”
“So you’re having bandit troubles?” Freeza asks, brow raised. “And you’d felt the need to bring this to my attention, why?

“Please, hear us out Lord Freeza.” the green man says. “We collectively hired a few, well specialists, to deal with this problem. However, the elite mercenaries we’d hired were just as easily defeated as our own forces. Their ships simply couldn’t compete with those metal men, and especially not that White Devil.”
“White Devil?” you ask, slightly interested. “What’s that?”
“Here, see for yourself ol’ boy.” the wolf man says, dropping another disc onto the table. It projects a new image, you watching as a white metal creature dodges several different ships’ blasts. “These bandits are no common raiders. They’re dangerous, and if left unchecked will eventually rob us of our wealth and claim our planets as their own. We would be undone!”

“Now this is a surprise.” Freeza says with renewed interest, you both watching the recording of this robot smashing fighter ships with ease. The way the metal man moves, it’s clearly an experienced fighter. But comparing it to the ships, its massive. You’re only around as tall as it’s face, and with the moves it’s making you can tell it can still go faster. Whoever this metal being is, it’s good. “It would seem that sending my regular soldiers against such beings would simply be a waste. I may have to handle this problem myself...”

Freeza seems excited by the prospect, but then turns to you with a sly grin. “Or perhaps you’d rather be the one to take the first crack at it?”

Well?
>I’m in, let me go prepare my ship
>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!
>Let me know when you get there, and I’ll join you
>Have fun with this one, when you get there let me know if you need any help
>Nah, not interested
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3482857
>>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!
I want more bro time.

>>3482857
>>I’m in, let me go prepare my ship

>>3482857
>>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!

>>3482857
>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!

>>3482857
>>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!

>>3482857
>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!
Even with the White Devil's speed and reflexes, I doubt it can compare to the pure destructive power Karn has. I know my Gundam, good sir, and scary as this opponent can be against regular people, this should be a cake walk for us!

>>3482857
>I’ll come with you, let’s do it!

Rolled 70, 73, 40, 24 = 207 (4d100)

>>3482862
>>3482863
>>3482864
>>3482867
>>3482875
>>3482879
I’ll come with you, let’s do it wins. Roll me a 2d100.

Rolled 99, 27 = 126 (2d100)

>>3482918

Rolled 3, 65 = 68 (2d100)

>>3482918

Rolled 52, 68 = 120 (2d100)

>>3482918

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>>3482921
>>3482924
>>3482932
99/100, 68/100. Special success, writing.

>>3482941
Looks like karn is adopting another son today.

>>3482958
More than just one son, my dude. We're getting a ship full of them!

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>>3482857
“You know what, I’m interested now.” you say, curious to see just how strong this creature is for yourself. Focusing your mind you telepathically reach out to Meloka and your kids, letting them know you’re going to be traveling with Freeza for a bit. “That settles it. I’ll come with you, Lord Freeza. Let’s do it!”
“Now that is the answer I was hoping to hear.” Freeza says, happily clapping his hands once. “Very well gentlemen, it seems that General Karn and myself will personally be ending this threat. Consider this problem of yours taken care of.”

“Oh thank you Lord Freeza!” the assembled nobles chorus. Loudest among them is the wolf man, who howls. After a moment he catches himself, coughing into his fist. “Ahem. Forgive me.”
“Now then gentlemen, you are free to go.” Freeza says, turning his chair towards the door. You follow your friend out, Freeza leading you to the bridge of his ship. “Change course immediately. We shall be heading to the Quellor system after all.”
“Yes sir!” his pilots all shout, you seeing them changing the coordinates for his ship’s destination. After a few minutes one turns back to the two of you, seemingly nervous. “We are currently two months of travel away, Lord Freeza.”
“Very well. So, Karn; I take it you’ve been keeping up with your training as well?” Freeza asks, sly grin on his face. “Why don’t we test out how well each other’s training has progressed?”
“Now you’re talking.” you reply, cracking your knuckles. “I can tell you’ve gotten quite a bit stronger, so let’s find out just how much.”

“Excellent. I’ll show you just how much stronger I’ve become.” Freeza says, leading you from the bridge to the training room. You’d gotten so used to your heavily-modified version that Lord Freeza’s barebones room caught you slightly off-guard. Freeza leaves his chair outside, walking in and stretching as goes to the gravity controls, cranking it to 100x Planet Vegeta’s gravity. “So, what level do you wish to go at?”

Well?
>Base forms, you’d have a huge advantage
>Your base form vs Freeza’s second form, keep your powers mostly even
>Your Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza, you’d both be roughly even
>Other?(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3483121
>Your base form vs Freeza’s second form, keep your powers mostly even

>>3483121
>>Your base form vs Freeza’s second form, keep your powers mostly even

>>3483121
>>Your Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza, you’d both be roughly even

>>3483121
>>Your Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza, you’d both be roughly even

>>3483121
>Your Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza, you’d both be roughly even

>>3483121
>Your Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza, you’d both be roughly even
Bro sparring go!

>>3483121
>>Your base form vs Freeza’s second form, keep your powers mostly even

We shall see if he has mastered the art of the jab.

Rolled 36, 30, 76, 93, 18 = 253 (5d100)

>>3483127
>>3483133
>>3483163
>>3483181
>>3483193
>>3483199
>>3483202
Super Saiyan vs Final Form Freeza wins it. Roll me a 3d100

Rolled 91, 38, 100 = 229 (3d100)

>>3483226

Rolled 24, 54, 97 = 175 (3d100)

>>3483226

>>3483121
>>Your base form vs Freeza’s second form, keep your powers mostly even
>>Bring up the new gravity training technology that’s been developed. You won’t have your best friend settle for substandard training!

Rolled 49, 98, 26 = 173 (3d100)

>>3483226

>>3483230
Oh shit.

Rolled 22, 82, 45 = 149 (3d100)

>>3483226

Rolled 84, 84, 87 = 255 (3d100)

>>3483226
YEEEEEEEART

>>3483230
My first crit in this quest
Noice

Rolled 99, 30, 46 = 175 (3d100)

>>3483226
This is Cursed Anon from last thread. I must know. Does the curse persist? Or have I been forgiven by RNGesus.

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>>3483230
>>3483231
>>3483233
91/100, 98/100, CRIT/100.
Oh my. Writing.

Rolled 6, 57, 22, 52, 78, 57, 93, 80, 51, 96 = 592 (10d100)

>>3483238
Well...it could be a lot worse. Let’s see now....

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>>3483230
>>3483233
>91, 98, 100

>>3483257
I think todays luck favors you.

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>>3483255
>You have been doing your push-ups, right Frieza?
>C-certainly!

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>>3483121
“Hmm, yeah, this’ll work.” you say, bracing yourself. “I’d say against you in this form, Lord Freeza, let me show you the fruits of my training! HRRRAAAAAAAA!!”

Green ki envelops your body as you transform, strength multiplying several times over. At first Freeza’d seemed very concerned, but as your transformation finished and your height didn’t nearly double he seemed to relax.

“It would seem to me that your training has certainly been paying dividends.” Freeza says, taking his usual arms-spread stance. “So you’ve learned to tap into that monstrous power without losing your mind?”
“Well, not exactly.” you say, explaining yours and Broly’s unique mutation to your friend, and how a natural Legendary Super Saiyan is only born every thousand years. “And that’s basically it.”
“Interesting.” Freeza says, as you take your stance. “Well then, let us test the limits of this legendary power of yours.”

“Let’s go!” you roar, launching yourself at your friend. And as you had all those years ago, you telegraph a big right, Freeza smirking as he takes the same defensive stance as before, also remembering your very first ‘fight’. With a shout you slam your right fist into Freeza’s, your friend not giving ground. You follow it up with a hard left kick, Freeza ducking under it as your foot whiffs through the air. This leaves you exposed, and he knows it. “Tch!”
“Got you!” Freeza calls out, swinging with a left at your exposed head. You focus your ki as you dash forward and turn, leaving an Afterimage behind in your place. Freeza’s fist passes through the image harmlessly, the illusion fading just enough for Freeza to see your fist just before it crashes into his nose. “Wha-?!”
“Ha!!” you reply, sending Freeza crashing into the far wall. He leaves a noticeable dent, your friend dropping down to a knee. You watch as he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, grinning. You drop back into your stance, not rushing in recklessly. Freeza rises back to his feet, resuming his stance. “C’mon Lord Freeza, is that the best you’ve got?”
“I haven’t even begun to try!” Freeza replies, blasting off the ground and closing the distance near-instantly. But you’re ready, both of your right fists slamming together in a titanic clash.
cont

>>3483418
> You watch as he wipes his mouth with the back of his hand, grinning.
B E S T
B R O

>>3483435
Just remember, we're one of of the few people in any timeline who managed to push Frieza past the bitch he used to be.
Truly best timeline.

This is exactly why I voted to travel with Freeza. Fun Times.

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>>3483498
bonus points for shaping freeza into a more pro-active ruler by giving him the positive reinforcement of our time and attention!

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>>3483418
“Haaaa!” you shout, fist crashing into Freeza’s jaw.
“Shyaaaa!!” he shouts back, catching you with a knee to the gut simultaneously. But as you and Freeza continue to relentlessly trade blows over the next several minutes, you notice the 50x New Salda’s gravity is beginning to wear your friend down. It is almost imperceptible at first, but as you keep going it becomes more and more clear. This is the maximum he’s been able to train in, whereas you’ve already adjusted to gravity levels beyond this, and it shows. While Freeza begins tiring out, despite in your current forms being the stronger, you’ve still got plenty of fight left in you. His attacks begin slowing down, you having an easier and easier time dodging and countering his attacks.

“Come on, is this the best you can do?!” you taunt, narrowly dodging a punch from Freeza aimed at your head and slamming your left fist square in his gut. Freeza wheezes, the wind forced from his body as your strike connects. You follow up with a quick one-two to his jaw, then kicking him away. You drop back into your stance, not pursuing and allowing him a moment to catch his breath. You’re friends after all, you’re not trying to kill him. “Don’t tell me you’ve been slacking?”
“It would seem that despite my efforts, it appears to be so.” Freeza says, once he’s caught his breath. “It looks like my own training has been rather insufficient.”

“Well we’re going to fix that, starting today.” you reply, the impromptu sparring match turning into a training session. You switch roles easily from friend to instructor, getting Freeza to push himself. After an hour of pushing him past his limits he admits he’d been slacking on the training, as he’d been putting his time and effort into something else. Something golden.
“SHHHYYYYAAAAAAAAA!!” Freeza shouts, golden aura exploding up around him. His power’s enormous, growing to unbelievable heights as he transforms into his Golden Freeza form. “This is what I have been spending my training time perfecting. I can now command the might of True Golden Freeza for five whole minutes.”
“Impressive.” you reply, proud of his progress with his golden form despite not training as he should. But you still have two months to train with Freeza before you both arrive, besides gravity training what will you do?

Well?
>Sparring with Golden Freeza on empty worlds you pass by, he may be able to help you restrain Ascended Berserker’s power
>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluable
>Focus purely on gravity chamber training, force Freeza to become the strongest he could be
>Work on techniques with Freeza, perhaps there’s something he knows you could put to good use.
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3483605
>>Sparring with Golden Freeza on empty worlds you pass by, he may be able to help you restrain Ascended Berserker’s power
Freeza gets more practice with Golden? We get more Ascended Berserker Practice? Yes Please.

Also GD, since we're seeing it IC now, what's Golden Freeza's PL right now?

>>3483605
>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluable
That way we can hang out and train even more.

>>3483605
>Sparring with Golden Freeza on empty worlds you pass by, he may be able to help you restrain Ascended Berserker’s power

>>3483605
>Focus purely on gravity chamber training, force Freeza to become the strongest he could be

>>3483605
>>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluable

This is TOO useful for Frieza, and he's a genius so he'll catch on quickly. Besides, we can train Berserk 2: Electric Bogaloo with Ubo

>>3483605
>for five whole minutes.”

Holy fucking shit that's like two weeks.

>>3483605
>Focus purely on gravity chamber training, force Freeza to become the strongest he could be
Always remember the basics

>>3483605
>Focus purely on gravity chamber training, force Freeza to become the strongest he could be

>>3483605
>>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluable

>>3483605
>>Focus purely on gravity chamber training, force Freeza to become the strongest he could be
Let’s stick to the basics for now

>>3483605
Since it's falling behind I'ma change my vote from
this>>3483616

to this.
>>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluable

>>3483605
>>3483616
>>>Sparring with Golden Freeza on empty worlds you pass by, he may be able to help you restrain Ascended Berserker’s power
>Freeza gets more practice with Golden? We get more Ascended Berserker Practice? Yes Please.
>Also GD, since we're seeing it IC now, what's Golden Freeza's PL right now?
Supporting.

>>3483605
>>Try trying to teach him Instant Transmission, the move could prove to be invaluable

>>3483616
Supporting

>People aren't voting for Golden Freeza
>Change my vote
>Two people then vote in support of my original vote.
>Anon is confused.

>>3483616
>>3483619
>>3483621
>>3483623
>>3483630
>>3483638
>>3483641
>>3483650
>>3483654
>>3483659
>>3483680
>>3483684
And by a narrow margin, Instant Transmission wins it. Now roll me a d250000+50000

Rolled 48420 + 50000 (1d250000 + 50000)

>>3483719
WITNESS ME!

Rolled 147758 + 50000 (1d250000 + 50000)

>>3483719

Rolled 183771 + 50000 (1d250000 + 50000)

>>3483719

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>>3483722
>>3483723
>>3483724
233,771/300,000. Your base after these two months of training is 5,297,000. Not bad, writing.

>>3483719
>dad forces you to teach your special cool move to your shithead brothers pet monkey
>monkeyboi breaks your record of learning it immensely and doesn't even know
>immediately runs off and teaches it to bratty bro like a complete and total tool
CAN cooler get cucked harder? not that he didn't earn it by being a treacherous snake, but he'll know as soon as frieza uses it to poke and annoy him after the mission is over. love it.

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>>3483605
For the next two weeks you spend each day training with your friend Freeza on his ship, you trying to push his limits. Each morning you’d wake up and begin training on your own, getting your own early workout in before Freeza wakes up to join you. Once your friend wakes up each day you push him as well, each morning focusing more on improving your friend than improving yourself. He trains with you for three hours each morning, before going off to handle official empire-running business. You’d let him go after only a little bit of ribbing, continuing to train while he handled his business. But after coming back each day, you’d have a different training for him. Instant Transmission.

“Karn, what is this?” Freeza asked you that first day. “I thought we were training?”
“We are.” you replied, fingers to your forehead and disappearing. You used Instant Transmission to teleport behind him, it taking Freeza a moment of looking around to realize where you are. “I learned Cooler’s special move, and I think you could surprise him with it.”
“Hmmmm. Getting one up on Cooler would be entertaining.” Freeza said, contemplatively. “Very well, I’m in. Let us begin.”
“Right. First step is to focus your senses on the ki you wish to travel to.” you say, fingers again going to your forehead. “Then you focus your senses to that signature, to the exclusion of all else. Then move your ki to them, like so.”

And with that you vanish, reappearing right by Freeza’s left shoulder.

“I see.” Freeza says, hand to his chin. “But there is only one problem with this.”
“What’s that?” you ask him, confused.
“I can’t sense ki.” Freeza tells you, your jaw dropping.
“Well then, looks like first we’ll have to fix that.” you say, each day teaching Freeza to open his mind and sense the ki of beings around him. He picks it up quickly, after a month your friend’s able to differentiate between each powerlevel on his ship. You’d also started to teach him the theory of Instant Transmission, but before you could really dive deep into it, you had arrived.

“Lord Freeza, we have arrived at the Quellor system.” a voice comes in over the ship’s intercom, you and Freeza both stopping your sparring at once. ”Lord Freeza, you’re needed on the bridge.”
“Looks like we finally made it.” you say, powering back down to base as Freeza deactivates the chamber, climbing back into his chair as you both leave the room. It’s about time.
cont

>>3483959
>No longer fucking blind Freeza
My dude.

>>3483959
>Freeza never learned to sense Ki before now.

The fuck? Why did he never learn?

>>3483605
>“This is what I have been spending my training time perfecting. I can now command the might of True Golden Freeza for five whole minutes.”
Also GD you fucking memelord. I see that 5 Minute Reference.

>>3483970
Because he has scouters to do that for him.

>>3483985
Scouters are useless if your fighting someone with a PL at or over 1 Million. Which means anyone a Scouter works on is a fucking scrub unworthy of Freeza's time, and its anyone they don't work on, that he needs to show atleast the bare minimum of attention too.

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>>3483959
“Alright, what’s the situation?” Freeza asks as he and you both enter into the room side-by-side.
“Yes sir, there have been two sightings of the pirates since we set this course.” Zarbon says, the blue-skinned alien pulling up a short video clip. You watch from what you assume is the bridge of an unfamiliar ship, when suddenly the white machine man lands on it. You see it slam a massive club-like weapon down on the bridge, ending the feed. “As you can see, this being is quite fast and strong enough to take down Neimoidian private military forces.”

“It’s not that fast.” you mutter, Freeza chuckling.
“Ahem. So, from studying their attacks we have a good idea where they are coming from.” Zarbon continues, pulling up a display of two vastly different planets. One is a large red world, small settlements and a few cities littering the surface. The other is a smaller blue planet, most of it’s surface covered in water and the landmass covered in civilizations. “They seem to be based somewhere in this star system, these the only two inhabitable worlds anywhere close by. If they’re still here, and haven’t heard of our approach and fled, they’ll be hiding out here on one of these two planets to lay low until their next attack.”

“There are two planets, and two of us.” Freeza says, tail twitching once in anticipation. “Which world would you prefer to search?”

Well?
>The red one
>The blue one

>>3484007
>>The blue one
I don't know Gundam well enough to guess the Red Planet but helloooooooo alternate earth~

>>3484007
>>The red one
The based one.

>>3484007
>The blue one
We gundam now.

We gonna fight mizuki?
Because i'm all kinds of up for that.

>>3484014
Whats the red planet?

>>3484007
Also i really, really don't want these guys to die.
Especially biscuit and his sisters, goddamnit.

>>3484028
It's mars.
Tekkadan could be on either, though.

>>3483994
The scouters here have been improved. And I was just answering a question.

>>3484007
>no zaku's
Shit timeline

>red one

>>3484035
I know they have been, I was referring to the last known major upgrade they got. Before they would just explode instead of just reading ERROR.

>>3484007
>>The red one

>>3484007
>The blue one

>>3484007
>the blue one

>>3484007
>The red one

Rolled 29, 16, 48, 29, 46, 7, 32 = 207 (7d100)

>>3484013
>>3484014
>>3484019
>>3484038
>>3484041
>>3484044
>>3484051
Blue planet wins it, roll me a d100.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3484061

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3484061

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3484061
YEEEEART

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3484061

>>3484061
>>3484064
at least it's higher then any of the opposed rolls

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>>3484063
>>3484064
>>3484067
53/100. Failure, but could have been far worse. Writing.

>>3484094
I think we just got shot. Someone's about to get smacked by our Big Green Energy.

If this planet is trutly a not-earth we should try to use Karn's extremely developed diplomancer abilities and call Freeza so he negotiates the terms of their peaceful surrender.

>>3484108
More like, we side with tekkadan, kill a few leaders and install them and their buddies as the new leaders of not earth in exchange for becoming part of the PTO.
We could even give them some covenant tech to upgrade their gundams.

Or maybe that's just the "i really like tekkadan" in me talking.

>>3484129
I mean, nobody's got dibs on this system yet, right?
We could totally just absorb them into the PTO and keep it as a sanctuary planet rather than going full slave labor.
Maybe make mars a saiyan nursery world in case anything happens to new salda some day.

I bet frieza would give it to us if we just asked.

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>>3484007
“Hrmmmm.” you reply, closing your eyes and focusing your ki sense. You reach out with your mind, but can’t get a really solid read on either planet’s inhabitants. But you don’t sense anything powerful from either of them, if anything there was even as strong as Guldo, you’d be able to sense them. But then again, machines aren’t alive, and you can’t sense what isn’t there. “I can’t really sense anything from either of them. But I’ll take that blue one.”
“Very well, I’ll search the larger red one.” Freeza says. “Zarbon, prepare the men for a ground invasion. Karn, will you lead a team down as well?”
“Nah, they’d only get in my way.” you say, turning to head to the Attack Pod storage bay. “I’ll head down myself. If something happens, I’ll let you know.”

“Good hunting, Karn.” Freeza says, he and Zarbon preparing for a full landing as you depart the bridge. You quickly make your way to the launch bay, a tech entering the coordinates for you as you walk in.
“All ready to go?” you ask, the tech nearly jumping out of his skin.
“K-K-Karn?!!” he shouts, turning and throwing you a hasty salute. “I-I’m just now getting it ready for you.”
“Thanks, take your time.” you say, leaning back against the wall. He’s very nervous as he continues programming the pod, it takes him a minute or two before finally finishing up. Once done he backs up, again saluting you. “Thanks kid.”
“Y-Y-You’re welcome s-sir!” he says, you saluting back then getting in the pod. A second later you blast off, heading right towards the blue planet. You travel quickly through the void of space, approaching the planet when suddenly a voice comes over your pod’s comms.

“I would advise you turn back, PTO.” a voice with a hard edge says. “You have five seconds to turn back, else we’ll be forced to open fire.”
“I have no idea who you are, but I’m not here to start a war. I’m just looking for some pirates.” you reply. “But if you oppose me, I’ll have no choice but to take whoever interferes in my mission down as well.”
“Regrettable. I have just gained control of this world, and I would have greatly preferred peaceful relations with the PTO.” the voice says, sighing out. “But if you will not turn back then you must die. Farewell.”

As he says this your instincts scream in warning, but before you can act your Attack Pod simply explodes. You brace yourself, Barrier springing into existance as a massive blast of energy slams into you.
cont

>>3484228
>“I would advise you turn back, PTO.” a voice with a hard edge says. “You have five seconds to turn back, else we’ll be forced to open fire.”
>“I have no idea who you are, but I’m not here to start a war. I’m just looking for some pirates.” you reply. “But if you oppose me, I’ll have no choice but to take whoever interferes in my mission down as well.”
>“Regrettable. I have just gained control of this world, and I would have greatly preferred peaceful relations with the PTO.” the voice says, sighing out. “But if you will not turn back then you must die. Farewell.”
Reaaaaaaaaal smart man. Reaaaaaaaaaal smart.

The look on his face when he finds out he opened fire on the PTO's Second In Command....Top Keks.

>>3484241
>smoke clears
>karn cracks his neck
>"I'm willing to assume this was the act of a single incompetent overseer, and NOT the overall planetary sentiment?"

>>3484249
>Direct hit! Signal lost, we got him.
>No wait! Something's still there!
>What do you mean?
>Look, on the optical scan! It's some kind of orb!
>His pod had shielding?
>I dunno. Hold on, let me zoom in...
>...
>That's not a pod.
>I see that.
>He looks pissed.
>I see that.
>Wait, i recognize that guy from somewhere...
>Oh. Oh no.

>>3484228
>“Thanks, take your time.” you say, leaning back against the wall. He’s very nervous as he continues programming the pod, it takes him a minute or two before finally finishing up. Once done he backs up, again saluting you. “Thanks kid.”
“Y-Y-You’re welcome s-sir!”
I like tech grunt. If he does sifnificant interesting I'd like to add him to the adopted children team. Or at least give him a head pat.

>>3484311
I give him three more days on frieza's ship tops before he gets death beam'd.
We'd better snatch him up when we go home, instant transmission him with us.

>>3484311
We're just adopting everybody now, aren't we?

>>3484311
As a technician in the military I'm willing to bet he'd be happy with nobody willingly trying to break the shit he's in charge of.

>>3484332
remember when karn's crew literally threw a party when nobody died for a whole week?
apparently a PTO crewmember has an average lifespan of five minutes, and i'm betting a spot on karn's ship is hailed as some kind of legendary heaven-like position, considering nobody's actually gotten in since he took on his original crew. They're all still there, like over a decade later.

And i've been saying we could use more crewmembers.
Engineers, hackers, pilots and guards. Would be nice for them to be more useful.

I think the PTO's record for a ship with their full crew being intact was like 3 months before we came along?

>>3484363
Besides, we don't need any of that. We already have people to repair and pilot our ship, we have cook and doctors to feed and take care of us, we don't need Hackers when we have Towa on speed dile, and at our level guards are pointless, cause they can't defend us, or defend our ship from anyone who would have the balls to attack it.

>>3484363
>five minutes
Man what ship are you on? Cooler's? Get that pussy shit out of here. We live for two minutes and we're proud to serve lord Frieza.

>>3484363
Never enough engineers.

>>3484377

We don't NEED more engineers, but having a few genius gearheads on the crew would take the strain off of them, improve repair times and possibly result in upgrades for the ship.

We don't NEED pilots, but an ace or two at the helm could be the difference between our ship (and it's crew) surviving or not.

We don't NEED cooks or doctors, but White, Mouse, Silver and Jim are the four most hardworking guys on the ship, and they could use the help more than anyone.

We don't NEED professional hackers, but what happens if someone gets into the ship's systems and starts opening airlocks, turning off the shields or exploding control panels?

We don't NEED guards for ourselves, but what about the crew? Their power levels are barely in the thousands, and we can't be there to save them all the time.

There's no reason not to collect a great team, especially of engineers, when it costs us nothing.
People would jump at the chance to work on karn's ship, and the PTO can afford anyone from anywhere, not that we couldn't find some rising stars willing to work for food, i'm sure.

Our ship could be way better off if only we filled some of those empty beds.
All we have to do is order the PTO to start a recruitment drive.

>>3484402
Lol. Okay anon. You do you.

>>3484332
How much of your time is spent scraping dip-spit and energy drink residue of off circuit boards?

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>>3484228
“What the hell?” you wonder to yourself, the attack ending after a few more seconds. You then reorient on the planet, focusing. You sense millions of small ki signatures, and a few thousand in the ten-thousands. Focusing on the strongest of the large powers you put your fingertips to your forehead, and using Instant Transmission to appear beside it. And, surprise surprise, you appeared next to a large mechanical man. However it wasn’t the one you were expecting, this being is a large brown machine. But surprisingly, the ki you’re sensing is coming from within it’s torso. Wait, is that entire thing some kind of armored suit ship? “Hey, you! Were you the one who authorized opening fire?”

“Who the hell are- Wait, that armor... You’re with the PTO?!” a familiar voice says, but not the one that opened fire. The suit dashes back from you, drawing a rifle from it’s back with each arm, pointing the four massive weapons at you. “Impossible, they just shot you down!”
“I’m a little harder to kill that that.” you reply into your scouter. “Now point me to the one who authorized that attack.”
“Orga, McGillis’s attack didn’t take him down!” the pilot before you shouts, opening fire. You activate your Barrier, but unfortunately his weapons don’t fire energy bolts but solid projectiles. They pierce right through your Barrier without issues, one slamming into you. It explodes as it strikes you, the blast knocking you down to the ground on your ass. But he doesn’t quit firing, unleashing a hellstorm on your position. You’re forced on the defensive, flipping and spinning around the massive shells. “Mika, get over here, now!”

“Dammit, this guy doesn’t let up!” you think to yourself, launching yourself off the ground and high into the air. But your opponent continues his onslaught, his ammo seemingly endless. But suddenly he stops firing, your ears ringing from all the explosions that just went off. You wonder for a second why he stopped, when suddenly he drops all four guns, grabbing a massive axe and holding it with his larger arms.

“Alright PTO, bring it on!” his voice shouts in your ear, you feeling his ki jumping up slightly. “We’re not dying here!”

Well, what do you do?
>Rush and attack, smash this thing
>Evade and counter, you don’t think you could actually block a weapon like that
>Super Ki Blade, rush and attack
>Energy Javelins, take this thing’s limbs out
>Super Energy Bomb, destroy this thing in one shot
>Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re after some pirates attacking PTO allies
>Try and talk this guy down, he knows where this ‘McGillis’ is hiding
>Other(write in)

>>3484363
We have a CIS Droid on our ship that has a service life of over 30 seconds despite being in constant proximity of a force sensitive person.
That in and of itself is unheard of.

>>3484363
Also one thing I learned from SS13, nothing ever good came from an overabundance of crew members.

>>3484432
Hey, hey guys! Sseth here!
And Oney, Nyueeh...

>>3484422
>>Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re after some pirates attacking PTO allies
>>Though your also interested in talking to this 'Mcgillis' and asking him what he's playing at by saying he wants positive relations with the PTO and then opens fire on it's Second In Command.

If this guy doesn't reason he's going to die but I'll give him a chance.

>>3484402
I'll split the difference and offer this.
How about we just train some Saldamen as assistant's for our crew?
They seem to have damn good learning potential and they follow orders to a T.

>>3484422
>“We’re not dying here!”
Are you sure about that?

>Rush and attack, smash this thing
Slip in close and it'll have trouble hitting. Like when you try to slap a fly that's right in front of your face without hitting your nose.

>>3484422
>>Super Energy Bomb, destroy this thing in one shot

>>3484422
>Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re after some pirates attacking PTO allies

>>3484416
More than I'd like but not as much as the time spent removing smashed gummy bears from the underside of trackballs. OS's just love jamming those fucking things everywhere.

>>3484422
>Flash to Berserk
>"AS GENERAL OF THE PTO, I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER."

>>3484441
>saldamen instead of real people
It's like you just don't get it.
Don't you understand the romance of a full and varied crew of skilled upstarts from across the galaxy?

>>3484422
>Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re after some pirates attacking PTO allies

>>3484422
>>3484440
>>Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re after some pirates attacking PTO allies
>>Though your also interested in talking to this 'Mcgillis' and asking him what he's playing at by saying he wants positive relations with the PTO and then opens fire on it's Second In Command.

Seconding

>>3484422
>>Energy Javelins, take this thing’s limbs out

>>3484467
If Bioware taught me anything, it'd mean a bizzare ratio of gay people and neon colored women.
What about more merchants?
We could always use more camels.

>>3484446
Bruh, that's akihiro. These guys are based as fuck, don't kill them.

>>3484477
I was thinking more star trek than mass effect.

>>3484478
You can be as based as you want but opening fire on a man who has shown zero hostile intent puts you on my shit list.

>>3484483
He's an idiot musclehead, kind of like you.
I can hardly blame him when what to him is an enemy combatant suddenly appears right next to him in the hangar.

>>3484382
fucking kek

>>3484483
I mean, when the PTO comes to your planet, and your not a member of said PTO, its usually for genocidal purposes. I can't blame the guy.

But he gets One Chance before we break him in half.

>>3484482
Oh nevermind then, sounds fucking tight.
I wanna adopt Data and teach him how to live life.

>>3484493
And we specifically stated we came to find pirates, not commit genocide.
That's on McGillis or whoever the fuck shot at us.
That wasn't even our attack pod, that was Frieza's. Those things have gotta cost a shit-ton.

>>3484422
>Tell him you're not here for a fight, you're after some pirates attacking PTO allies
>Try and talk this guy down, he knows where this 'McGillis' is hiding

>>3484493
Well, we really only need to break the suit while avoiding the chest.
Destroying the limbs with melee attacks is probably the best option for a non-lethal takedown. They can't really do much against a human-sized target in melee.
And they're not really dangerous to begin with so we don't have much reason to kill them. Mika might be dangerous, though. More to himself than us, probably.

>>3484496
I know, right?

>>3484505
Thing is, they're probably the pirates. They know that, but we don't.
Might do better at diplomacy if we tell them we're not going to kill anyone. Right now we're just barging in and demanding for the guy who shot at us.

>>3484505
Also to be fair, im positive that PTO's said that before and still done the exact opposite. Regardless if he keeps this p we should kill him as we've killed for less.

>>3484505
Apparently it was this fucker.
https://gundam.fandom.com/wiki/McGillis_Fareed
A look at his wiki shows he's a real Cooler.

>>3484520
As a massive IBO fan with a Tekkadan tattoo, I can confirm. McGillis is a fucking idiot who ruins everything for everyone.

Rolled 53, 76, 58, 1, 47, 10, 90 = 335 (7d100)

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>>3484506
Tell him you’re not here for a fight, you’re looking for pirates and now for wherever this ‘McGillis’ is hiding wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
First DC 45

Rolled 54, 51, 1 = 106 (3d100)

>>3484520
Yeah he's a fag

>>3484533

Rolled 63, 10, 32 = 105 (3d100)

>>3484533

Rolled 75, 87, 40 = 202 (3d100)

>>3484533
Dice gods bless this roll for adopting a new planet.

....Well shit. I REALLY hope that 3rd roll had a low DC....

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75/100, 87/100, Crit Fail/100. Two successes and a crit fail, this could hurt. Writing.

>>3484568
Figures the rare time we fail this bad we also decided to be a lone wolf.

>>3484576
Hey mang. Look at it this way. ZENKAI.

Besides we can always just transform and deal with the problem in our usual way.

But I'm guessing the local Cooler was keeping an eye on us and pulled some shit.

>>3484581
You can't just look at grievous injuries like UNLIMITED POWER.
That's like the healer who looks at his teammates dying and thinks "Oh boy! Experience!"

>>3484679
Of course can. Are you new?

>>3484679
Or like a fighting autist who learns his planet is endangered and says, "Oh boy, I'm exci

Wait

fuck, i watched the last episode again and i'm crying like a bitch
why was IBO so damn good? How does it know just where to hit me in the feels?

>>3484679
>That's like the healer who looks at his teammates dying and thinks "Oh boy! Experience!"
Man you'd hate the "Tactics" series of final fantasy games and games like it. Literally "Keep the manlet enemy in the corner so we can beat the shit out of each other and heal to farm XP without ending the level"

>>3484747
No I love that goofy mechanics abuse shit

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>>3484422
“Now hold on, I’m not here for a fight.” you say, holding your arms up in a gesture of non-aggression. “Maybe you don’t recognize me. My name is General Karn, of the PTO.”
“Wait, Karn?” the pilot replies, suit taking a single step back. “You mean you’re Karn?!”
“Yes I’m Karn.” you reply, transforming into a Super Saiyan for a few moments before reverting back to your base form. “I take it you know who I am then?”
“Know? Hell, me and some of the boys were cheering you on during the Siege.” he replies, you seeing the suit’s stance relaxing as the front of it begins to open up. You fly up curiously, seeing what looks like a young Guts sitting at the controls. He holds out a hand, and despite you taking care not to crush his arm he still winces as you grab him. “Akihiro Altland, Muscle Unit leader.”

“Nice to meet you, Akihiro.” you say, releasing him. The young man grabs onto his hand, teeth bared. “Man, the boys are gonna be jealous I met-“
“Akihiro! Akihiro!!” you hear a boy shouting into your scouter, the two of you turning as another suit flies up.
“Ride!” Akihiro replies, excitedly. “Come here, you gotta see this!”
“Wait, is that-?” the boy in the suit asks as he lands right before the other, you now in a metal suit sandwich as the other’s chest opens as well, revealing a kid. “No way! It’s Karn!”
“Hey.” you reply, the boy excitedly trying to rush out to you. However, he’s connected to his suit by a cord attached to his spine, it snapping taught and pulling him back into his seat. “Woah, easy there.”
“You’re really him!” the kid says, excitement not dimmed in the slightest. You answer a barrage of questions from the two of them, talking about your battles and even Chaya’s fight with Ace, before he calms down. “Hey, so why are you here?”

“Well, I came here looking for some pirates who’ve been attacking ships belonging to our allies.” you say, both of their expressions immediately darkening. “But first, I need to find this ‘McGillis’ guy. He opened fire on me, and I- What?”
“You say you’re here looking for pirates, right?” Akihiro says, smile replaced with a hard glare. “Well, you found us.”
“Akihiro, Ride, move!” a different voice says, both jumping into their seats and leaping their suits away from you. You hear something above you, turning to see the white suit, it tossing its massive club-like weapon down at you. You don’t have time to move, the hard impact slamming you down and into the ground. You feel your armor break from the impact, the mace burying you under it.
“Dammit.” you think, grabbing onto the heavy weapon and pushing it straight up off of you. Floating up and out of the crater you see it, whe white-armor suit. There it is.
“Stay back.” the kid-sounding pilot says. “This one’s mine.”
cont

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>>3484824
“Look kid, I’m not here for a fight.” you say, crossing your arms. “Just give me this ‘McGillis’ guy, I’m sure he’s the one behind all this.”
“The Chocolate Man?” the boy asks, grabbing his massive weapon up off the ground. “He said Orga’s orders were for me to take you down.”

And without another word it attacks, a spiked tail shooting out at you. You dodge the attack almost on reflex, the bladed spike scoring a thin line across your now-exposed chest as it sails past. But the miss doesn’t bother him, lifting it’s weapon and swinging it down at you in a crushing overhead swing.

What do you do?
>Rush and attack, meet power with power
>Defend, tank whatever he can throw at you
>Evade, find your moment and counterattack
>Super Ki Blade, rush and attack
>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out
>Super Explosive Wave, blow him straight to hell
>Go Super Saiyan, catch his weapon and try to talk him down
>Other(write in)

>>3484867
>Defend, tank whatever he can throw at you

>>3484867
>Ascend, catch his weapon and try to talk him down
Ascend, just in case.

>>3484867
>>Evade, find your moment and counterattack
DARTH BANE ARE YOU WATCHING?

>>3484867
>Go Super Saiyan, crush his weapon and try to talk him down
>Give him the sternest dad stare you can muster and calmly say
>"Who the hell is ordering children to plunder PTO ships?"
Dad mode engaged

>>3484867
>>Go Super Saiyan and destroy his limbs.

>>3484867
>>Super Explosive Wave, blow him straight to hell

>>3484867
>Go Super Saiyan, crush his weapon and try to talk him down
>>3484887
Support

>>3484889
Why are you the way that you are?

>>3484887
support
>>3484879

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1lxML9HT1U

>>3484867
>>3484887
>Acend and engage full dad mode

>>3484887
changing to this

>>3484887
Support

>>3484867
>>Other(write in)
>Ki Blade and Su-Ma.
Time to get in close.

>>3484887
The ships aren't PTO tho.

>>3484912
You know what, switching to
>>3484891
We're used to child soldiers

>>3484920
>We're used to child soldiers
Well it's different with Saiyans.
Hell, contrary to every other Saiyan (besides Bardock) Karn and Meloka are the only Saiyans who actually have a vested interest and general fondness towards their kids..

>>3484929
I meant that we literally killed a child assassin.

Also while I don't disagree, if it was necessary and we thought they could win, I'm pretty sure karn would send his kids out to a battle or two

>>3484867
>Acend and Dad mode

>>3484920
Some sick bastard put kids with single digit power levels into shitty tin cans and sent them to battle. If it weren't for the toys they were driving they would be helpless.

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>>3484920
Dad mode wins it, roll me a 4d100

Rolled 50, 21, 37, 21 = 129 (4d100)

>>3484954
Dad Powers Activate!

Rolled 99, 15, 72, 88 = 274 (4d100)

>>3484954
LET'S DO THIS!

Rolled 5, 88, 9, 86 = 188 (4d100)

>>3484954

Rolled 90, 91, 74, 47 = 302 (4d100)

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>>3484963
>99, 88, 72, 88
DAD MODE
i'm i'm feeling feels man

Well, I was useless, but good job everyone else who rolled.

Thats 99, 88, 72, 88. Our Dad Powers continues to shine.

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>>3484958
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>>3484963
99/100, 88/100, 72/100, 88/100. Dad mode for the win. Writing.

>>3484972
We have accomplished a feat of Dadness that should not be possible, we have adopted an entire army of child soldiers

>>3484993
But to have that sort of power... no, are you saying the legends are true? Is Karn... the Legendary Super Dad?! I thought they only appeared once every thousand years!

>>3484993
We need to contact frieza and tell him not to kill anyone.
Dad mode has engaged.

>>3484993
We've already adopted everyone, they just don't know it yet.

>>3484943
That was before karn had a family of his own. He's a different person than he was back then, and i'm quite certain karn would handle things very differently today.

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>>3484867
“That’s enough!” you roar, again going Super Saiyan. The weapon doesn’t slow its descent, aimed at crushing you with a single blow. But instead of dodging, you catch his weapon with both hands. It knocks you a few feet through the air before you can fully stop it, holding the weapon overhead. “Stand down boy, I’m not your enemy!”

But he doesn’t stop his attack, his tail weapon coming for you again. This time it shoots for your back, but you’re ready. Tearing the large mace weapon from this ‘Mika’ machine’s hands you twist, the spear tail glancing off his massive weapon. But as you continue turning, you see his massive clawed hand raking down towards you.
“Mika, wait!” Akihiro shouts, the hand freezing a dozen or so feet from you.
“What is it?” ‘Mika’ asks, his machine’s head turning to his ally.
“That’s Karn.” Akihiro says, his machine taking two steps forward. “As in THE Karn. The Super Saiyan.”

“Wait, you’re Karn?” Mika asks you.
“Yes, I’m Karn.” you say, then address him directly. “So your boss is this Orga guy, right? Then who’s McGillis? Ordering an attack on the PTO’s strongest fighter is a great way to ens-“
“That would be me.” his voice again calls out over the scouter. “My name is McGillis Fareed, and I have now done it. By claiming the ancient armor of Bael, I have become the true master of this world!”
“So you’re the one ordering kids to fight your battles for you?” you reply, telepathically reaching out for Freeza. “Lord Freeza, I found our pirates. This bastard is using these kids in giant robots to do his dirty work, once I take him down this should all be over.”
“Well done Karn.” Freeza replies. “However, my men seem to have run into something of an issue here, I shall soon be taking the battlefield myself.”
“Something you have to fight yourself?” you ask him, surprised. “What would that be?”
“Ohoho, you’ll see.” Freeza says mysteriously, ending the connection. You look around, seeing all the kids looking off the same direction. Turning, you see something large approaching, it looks like another suit. But as it approaches the other suits all kneel, seemingly against their controller’s wishes.

“Barbatos, what’s wrong?” Mika says, as an even-whiter suit approaches, golden sword in each hand.
“Rejoice, my friends!” McGillis says, as his suit lands before you all. “I have finally done it! I have claimed Bael, and Agnika Kaieru‘s soul has accepted me. Now I have ascended to godhood!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 87 Paused-

>>3485135
I won't lie that yes we're a different person and karn of the past was a bit more arrogant, it's likely we'd still have attempted to kill him regardless. He was a IC random assassin who had tried to take our head. We had no reason to spare him. Even if we have our own kids now, we'd still have killed killua maybe even more urgently to ensure the safety of our children. Honestly we're not naive enough to not know of child soldiers and we're raising our own kids to be soldiers, just with more love. Yet when we see other saiyans we don't scoff at them not raising their children beyond preparation for war(or atleast when we still sent people to war. Nowadays saiyan population is too low to do serious battle)

Karn's grown more grizzled then he has passive. The most defining moral change we've gone through is not needlessly killing potential threats and/or antagonizing them.

In the end child soldier's shouldn't really be too shocking for him

>>3485199
Oh fuck, i want to rip and tear this piece of shit.

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>>3485199
>Now I have ascended to godhood!”
Oh now you've done it.

>>3485199
And that’s it for tonight, everyone enjoy the run so far? Ready to face down Bael, and see exactly what he can do? Wondering what Freeza’s up against? All this and more when we resume, at 11am EST.

>>3485213
>Oh fuck, i want to rip and tear this piece of shit
Good. You’re gonna need that anger.
>>3485216
He thinks he’s a god. Perhaps you’ll show him just how wrong he is

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>>3485225
>He thinks he’s a god.

I sincerely hope he's more than he thinks. Otherwise this is going to be over very quickly.

>>3485225
>He thinks he’s a god.
Should we start carrying a list of people who've claimed to be gods we've slapped into Hell over the years just for these occasions?

>>3485297
We should slap shin the useless, I feel ashamed to share a name with him.

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>>3485199
“So you’re the boss, huh?” you say, floating up to eye level with his suit. “Great, this saves me some time tracking you down. I have two questions for you.”
“I care not for your questions, ape!” he shouts, suit’s eyes flashing. “I give you one chance: leave my world at once, or face certain death at my swords.”
“First, why did you order these kids to attack ships allied with us?” you ask. “And second, why did you fire on me? Surely you’d know that wouldn’t work on me?”
“Enough, it’s time for you to die!” he shouts, raising one golden sword high. “Hear me, Barbatos Lupus Rex! Hear me, Gusion Rebake Full City! As your master I order you to attack!”
“Hey, Barbatos, stop!” Mika shouts, his suit rising back to its feet.
“What the hell’s going on?” Akihiro shouts. “So that was your angle all along? What did you do with the boss?”

“I am your boss now!” he shouts, laughing maniacally as he lifts into the air. “I am your god!”
“Dammit, Karn I can’t control my suit!” Akihiro says, you looking between the two of them. “You gotta get out of here, I’m about to attack!”
“Barbatoss, I’ll let your chains off of you.” you hear Mika say, his suit’s eyes changing from green to red. Which is impressive, considering the green lenses and all. “Go. I’ll keep Akihiro busy, and off your back.”

What do you do?
>Rush and attack, tear it apart
>Defend, tank whatever he can throw at you
>Evade, find your moment and counterattack
>Super Ki Blade, rush and attack
>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out
>Super Explosive Wave
>Dragon Force and charge
>Dragon Force and Fire Breath
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3485783
>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out

>>3485783
>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out
If we can get one of his arms, then it's GG

>>3485783
>>Dragon Force and charge

>>3485783
>>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out

>>3485783
>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out

>>3485783
>>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out
Yeah, if these guys had stayed hostile I'd vote we kill them all, but with them being controlled, they definitely don't deserve to die.

Their boss is getting Berserk Dragon Forced tho. Show him how we deal with self styled gods.

>>3485810
I'm telling you, if we can get him to drop one of his swords, this fight's gonna get a lot more interesting.

>>3485813
I don't know IBO. What do his swords do?

>>3485783
>Energy Javelins, take his limbs out

>>3485817
They’re made of vaguely explained bullshit ‘rare metal’ that can cut through basically anything.

Rolled 23, 41, 95, 15, 75 = 249 (5d100)

>>3485788
>>3485791
>>3485797
>>3485801
>>3485802
>>3485810
>>3485819
Energy Javelins, take his limbs out wins it. Roll me a 3d100
First DC 60
Second DC 45

Rolled 92, 14, 78 = 184 (3d100)

>>3485847

Rolled 57, 28, 77 = 162 (3d100)

>>3485847

Rolled 82, 90, 93 = 265 (3d100)

>>3485847

>>3485852
I think I'll let you handle the rolling from now on.

>>3485850
>>3485851
>>3485852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msJxCDiT1pg

>>3485852
>>3485850
92, 90, 93. Yeah, get fucked Char Clone #33.

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>>3485850
>>3485851
>>3485852
92/100, 90/100, 93/100. Crushing success, writing.

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>>3485817
As far as I know, it's just a really good sword.
If we can disable his arm, he'd be forced to drop one of them.
Now obviously it'd be kinda unwieldy to Karn given how massive it is...but not to Dragon Force

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>>3485783
https://youtube.com/watch?v=ddwWQsGLrDQ

“Thanks, I’ll end this quick!” you reply, dashing up high into the air. You hear the sounds of the two suits battling below you, but your focus is on McGillis as his suit charges you.
“You’re not getting away!” he shouts, dashing after you and almost immediately closing the distance and swinging one of his massive golden blades at you. Twisting clockwise you narrowly manage to dodge it, this suit is surprisingly fast. You can’t just sit back on the defensive here, one lucky hit would probably cause you some serious damage. You need to attack!
“HAAAAA!!” you shout, dashing in close and kicking the suit’s chest with both feet. Your strike knocks the suit back, but not as far as you’d hoped. As the suit was sent backwards several thrusters activated, it immediately again closing the distance between the two of you and again attacking with his blades.
“You won’t leave here alive, Saiyan!” McGillis shouts, attacking you with his blades. “By killing you, my place as ruler will be unquestioned!”

“Dammit, this is getting me nowhere!” You think to yourself, dodging between his massive golden blades. You need to make an opening...There! “HRRRAAAAAAAAA!!”

With a shout you fire off a Scattershot, McGillis crosses his swords before him, your blasts all exploding against his suit as you dash backwards, gathering your ki for another attack. This one will do it.

“You won’t get awa-!?” McGillis shouts, stopping as you roar and fire an Energy Javelin at him. He tries to swipe it aside with his sword, but is just a split-second too slow. Your javelin buries itself in his suit’s right shoulder, and a second later it explodes. You watch as the blast obliterates his suit’s shoulder, arm blasted off as the joint is completely destroyed. “You-You’d DARE?! I WILL DESTROY YOU!!”

Well it seems like you’ve pissed him off, what will you do now?
>Rush and attack, tear him out of that suit
>Evade and counterattack, your attack will certainly have slowed his attacks down
>Energy Javelin again, take his suit’s other arm
>Grab the dropped sword, you think you can wield it
>Piercing Fist Mk II, finish him
>Other(write in)

>>3485990
>forgot to add
30 minute vote

>>3485990
>>Grab the dropped sword, you think you can wield it

>>3485990
>Use Dragon Force, have it wield the sword. Ascend if it needs to be bigger. Hell, Berserk if it needs to be EVEN bigger.

>>3485990
>>Activate Berserk Dragon Force, pick up the Sword, and Djem So. Show him how you deal with self proclaimed 'Gods'.

>>3485990
>Rush and attack, tear him out of that suit

PUNY MAN COME OUT OF TIN CAN

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>>3485990
>>Grab the dropped sword, you think you can wield it
THE UNENLIGHTENED MASSES

>>3485998
>>3486001
Dragon Force, if Berserk, would be the size of a knife in it’s hand

>>3486015
Sad. Thanks GD.

>>3485990
>>Rush and attack, tear him out of that suit

Swapping to this.

>>3485990
>Summon your stand, have Dragon Force pick up the sword

>>3486015
Can we not adjust it's size?

>>3486051
Er....Super Saiyan Dragon force doesn't have arms and it's a knife in the hands of Berserk Dragon force anon. Might want to change your vote.

>>3485990
>Go Berserk and summon Dragon force, Rip and Tear until it is done

>>3485990
>>Grab the dropped sword, you think you can wield it
changing to this due to HUGENESS

>>3486053
You could, but you can easily wield it as a Super Saiyan

>>3486060
Alright, i'm fully awake now. I don't want things getting confused, so i'm changing my vote to
>Go berserk, rush and tear him out of that suit

>>3486062
Yeah...I guess we could.
Or we could have our badass spirit dragon fight use the sword with us inside of it, like a ghetto magic Gundam.
It's whatever.

Okay I’m restarting this vote, since there seems to be some confusion. Pick only one:
>Dragon Force
>Berserk Dragon force
>Grab the sword and attack
>Transform into your Berserker form
20 minute vote

>>3486084
>>Transform into your Berserker form

>>3486084
>>Grab the sword and attack

>>3486084
>Grab the sword and attack

>>3486084
>Transform into your Berserker form

>>3486084
>>Grab the sword and attack

>>3486084
>Grab the sword and attack

>>3486084
>Transform into Berserker form

Time to give 'em the BOI treatment.

>>3486084
>>Grab the sword and attack

Rolled 69, 33, 49, 2 = 153 (4d100)

>>3486086
>>3486088
>>3486091
>>3486093
>>3486096
>>3486098
>>3486106
>>3486113
Grab his sword and attack wins it, roll me a 2d100.

Rolled 61, 92 = 153 (2d100)

>>3486128

Rolled 39, 47 = 86 (2d100)

>>3486128

Rolled 65, 69 = 134 (2d100)

>>3486128

Rolled 20, 100 = 120 (2d100)

>>3486128

>>3486135
>>3486136
>EXACT. SAME. SECOND.
>Second roll is a Nat 100
>First roll is 65 when the other highest is a 61.
What Do Anons?

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>>3486135
>>3486136
SAME SECOND

>>3486136
>>3486140
I'm willing to give up my roll on this one. But I suppose that's up to GD.

>>3486140
Obviously the nat is more important, a 61 isn't awful after all.

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>>3486129
>>3486133
>>3486135
>>3486136
Exact same second posts, so I’m keeping it as well. 65/100, CRIT/100. Writing.

>>3486147
>TWO CRITS IN ONE THREAD

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>3486150
You should have seen the last thread for DBS quest

>>3486147
GDQM BEST BOY.