>>3487650
>make sure the windows are locked
>make sure the spear is hidden

I remember the cursed trips of last thread. Let's make sure they don't happen.

>>3487650
>make sure the windows are locked
>make sure the spear is hidden
>Attempt to enter The Boss' dream. You have had an idea to help him train safely for potential threats, an idea that has been stewing over for a while now. The former Boss was not very interested in dreams, but as you were able to relay knowledge from the past to the current Boss with them, there must be some useful merit to them as a tool...
WE DREAM VR TRAINING MISSIONS NOW?

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>>3487650
>make sure the windows are locked
>make sure the spear is hidden
>Attempt to enter The Boss' dream. You have had an idea to help him train safely for potential threats, an idea that has been stewing over for a while now. The former Boss was not very interested in dreams, but as you were able to relay knowledge from the past to the current Boss with them, there must be some useful merit to them as a tool...
Researching the criminal underground is now that one sidequest you never finished but the marker won't go away.

Also RIP Yamikumo
1 F-MEGA = 1 extra Stand

>>3487668
>>3487650
This w/o the dream sequence

>You are familiar with this, seeing as you have served the current Boss for a vast majority of his life, this feeling coming to him ever since the day he started to be seen as the 'weirdo'.
Guess that's something that'll never change in any timeline: Izuku being a sad autist.
>The unfortunate fool who attempted to disgrace The Boss did eventually recover, as you had simply tripped him repeatedly over the course of the day, while The Boss walked by and in secret as well.
Nice memeing on the bully
>Yamikumo is being slowly absorbed into The Boss. You do not understand how this could have happened. Perhaps it was the Stand affected food that he ate earlier today for dinner? Perhaps. All that you know is that The Boss will soon no longer have this split personality, something that you are grateful for.
Thank fuck. Izuku needs character development of his own without ofloading into a split personality
>without the terrible dreams that had usually harassed him since the day he stuck his head into the Lampshade for once
Damn, that's fucked.

>>3487650
>Stand vigilant over The Boss' sleeping form

>Make sure that the windows are locked

>Ruffle the Boss's hair a bit as a sign of affection. He must never know.

>>3487650
>>make sure the windows are locked
>>make sure the spear is hidden
>>Attempt to enter The Boss' dream. You have had an idea to help him train safely for potential threats, an idea that has been stewing over for a while now. The former Boss was not very interested in dreams, but as you were able to relay knowledge from the past to the current Boss with them, there must be some useful merit to them as a tool...

>>3487668
A different set of trips confirmed that gets work on numerology rules, meaning none are bad

>>3487668
>>3487672
>>3487694
>>3487710
>>3487799

Make sure that the windows are locked, hide the spear and attempt to enter The Boss' dream

>>3487906

To prevent a repeat of the previous attempt on The Boss' life, you make sure to lock the windows this time. With that covered, you now need to hide the Spear. You remember that The Assailant managed to unlock the windows the last time you closed them, so now that you figure that you'd be able to face her, you now need to hide the Spear. With that in mind, you simply hide the spear under a pile of large papers The Boss' mom got him as a gift when you began to create art.

Now that you have performed your duties, you find that it is time to introduce The Boss to the concept of Stand Battles, and what better way was there to introduce them than in a dream. The previous Boss, Diavolo had no interest in dreams and yet knew much about the subject, like his vast and esoteric knowledge in souls. You think that tonight would be a good night to introduce it, but seeing as The Boss is currently having a good dream instead of a nightmare, you deem it something you will do tomorrow.

Tomorrow is the day that The Boss is sure to get his letter. Thus tomorrow night would be a prime opportunity to create a simulated stand battle in his mind.

You stand vigilant over The Boss' sleeping form, eventually receding when the sun dawns. Nothing of note happens then. The Boss soon awakens and begins his daily ritual of brushing his teeth, taking a shower, dressing in his casual home clothing which took the form of a simple t shirt, and shorts. After which he watches a recording of All Might's debut at least 79 times until his Mother wakes up, the time usually around 6:30 AM.

He then usually stays in his room doing either extra curricular work or lifting a singular dumbbell with adjustable weights until his mother calls him over to eat breakfast. After that, he returns to his room, ready for the day.

What will you do?

>Inform The Boss about the advantages of having a simulated stand battle in his dreams

>Let The Boss be for now, but recover the spear and prop it up somewhere less obvious in The Room

>Research The Criminal Underworld, especially that of the Tokyo area, with its less than legal groups in your mind

>(Write-In)

>>3487942
>>Research The Criminal Underworld, especially that of the Tokyo area, with its less than legal groups in your mind

>>3487942
>Research The Criminal Underworld, especially that of the Tokyo area, with its less than legal groups in your mind

>>3487942

Sorry about this, it's late here. I was unusually busy today. However, I should be able to have a relatively free schedule tomorrow.

>>3487949
Returning to count the vote tomorrow at 4PM pacific time.

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>>3487942
>Research The Criminal Underworld, especially that of the Tokyo area, with its less than legal groups in your mind
>Specifically knife wielding or young female assailants
Right now Toga's the only enemy stand user we've encountered so far, it'd be good to work on maybe finding her so that way we can change that.

>>3487942
>Research The Criminal Underworld, especially that of the Tokyo area, with its less than legal groups in your mind

You must be postively giddy that we're finally taking the bait aren't you, STANDO?

>>3487942
>>Research The Criminal Underworld, especially that of the Tokyo area, with its less than legal groups in your mind
Let's finally take the hook.

>>3487942
>Research The Criminal Underworld, especially that of the Tokyo area, with its less than legal groups in your mind
Are you happy now, Stando?

>>3487942
>Research The Criminal Underworld, especially that of the Tokyo area, with its less than legal groups in your mind
Okay, what do we have here?

>>3487942
>Have the boss research The Criminal Underworld, especially that of the Tokyo area, with its less than legal groups in your mind
>While he is doing that order materials online for an incredibly elaborate security system for the spear that hides the in the wall encased in a complex puzzle connected to a shaft under the floorboards that is obscured by no less than 3 porn stashes all in locked containers with several alarms in place to alert if the security measures have been circumvented
That is a tldr of an acceptably autistic security system in posts , >>3473049 , >>3473072 >>3473615 in the previous thread there is no possible way Toga could get the spear

>>3488242
Supporting

If we can recreate a painting that took 4 years to complete and perfectly down scale the incredibly high detail that was originally painted onto a massive chapel ceiling, than making a shit ton of high quality lewds to use as a distraction for the spear should be child's play.

>>3487942
This >>3488242
If we want the spear to be safe we have to go all out

>>3487942
>>3488242
A stack of papers is not enough, we need to go further

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>>3487942
>Autsim Home Security

On the topic of the letter
>Izuku got 60 points for having the balls to attack the 0-pointer
>In the original timeline he did not destroy a single robot other than the gimmick
>He still got the 7th highest score on the entire entrance exam

Now compare that to Requim Deku
>Started slaying the moment they said go and was in full rip and tear mode
>Every single one of his kills was clean and precise using the exact amount of force necessary
>Unlike the rest of the students when the gimmick showed up he charged it without the faintest hint of hesitation, buying his future classmates time to escape
>He effortlessly succeed in breaking into the internal components and sabotaged it, minimizing risk of students being injured by it falling over
>While the the murder machine was combusting he proceed to stay where he was and dance like a crazy bastard, further confirmation that he gave zero fucks
If he doesn't get #1 on the exam I would be genuinely suprised

>>3488452
He also got a few rescue points when he shoved Ochaka out of the way of some falling debris. Maybe a few other people too I can’t remember.

>>3488452
This would all look a shitton more menacing to those who didn't have stands, because to them it'd look like Izuku just went fucking Tetsuo-mode and annihilated the zero-point robot just with his mind.

One idea I had though is what if when All Might watched us do this he took special interest in us because he has a stand and saw us using King Crimson? If we ever talked to him about it would we tell him about Time Erasure and Epitaph?

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>>3488526
>because to them it'd look like Izuku just went fucking Tetsuo-mode and annihilated the zero-point robot just with his mind
On paper his Quirk is very strong short-ranged telekinesis. Also I doubt anyone knows King Crimson has Epitaph and Time Erasure except Izuku and KC themselves. It's gonna be KINO when there is a hype arena combat tournament arc, and Izuku is forced to reveal Epitaph and Time Erasure to the spectating world, complete with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHXKRNAFE48 blasting through all the speakers in the stadium.

>>3488242
This

>>3488593
Every part of the sports festival is going to be absolutely bonkers,during the race we could literally throw Mei over our shoulder, break into a Gimmick robot a second time and use her to finally achive the mecha hijacking we have always wanted.

During the chariot battle we could have Fumikage use dark shadow to make wings and have Bakugo provide thrust so we could actually fly, plus Deku can team up with his waifu and grape chad to pin the other teams down with balls and use best girl's acid to destroy the headbands of teams we can't get to.

And the whole tournament will be hype as fuck, so many great potential match ups and social interactions between fights, especially if Stando decides to shake up the original tournament bracket a bit.

Just imagine the possibilities
>Vine girl showing Mineta the wrath of god to punish his degeneracy.
>Izuku and TetsuTetsu fighting tooth and nail to impress thier respective tomboys.
>Aoyama getting utterly annihilated in what can only be described as the gender swapped version of Videl vs Spopovich.
>Watching Bakugo spill spaghetti all over the arena in his fight with Ushi.
>The sexually tense train wreck that would be Midoriya vs Ashido.
>A proper fight between Deku and Bakugo that would be more like a duel between bros rather than the hot Naruto garbage that Hori gave us.
>Bird vs Momo not being a complete let down
>Our boy utterly mind raping Shinso through autism and epitaph lip reading

Fuck, I am really excited just to get to UA at this point. The possible shenanigans for a class filled with autists are endless.

>>3488709
>Our boy utterly mind raping Shinso through autism and epitaph lip reading
This would be funny and all but I feel like we need to actually be fucking careful around Shinso during the tournament. Like I'm pretty sure us responding to him in any way would get us mind controlled by him, and unless King Crimson can act independently of Izuku being mind controlled and bitchslaps him out of it we could actually get fucked by it.
If we do face him like that we need to go full fucking Joseph Joestar by literally saying everything he's going to say first before erasing time and using King Crimson to punt him out of the field like a football.

Another possible thing is later on we could encounter other UA students that have stands besides Mineta in class 1-A and 1-B.

>>3488810
The idea I have is once everyone gets settled down during a lecture we get up to go to the bathroom then use quarter second time skip to instantly manifest KC in front of the class and have him autisticly scream "IS ANYONE HERE A STAND USER!!" and pay attention to the students who react to the jumpscare

All right this is some quantifiable super autism but I went out of my way to create an analysis on every student in 1-A in order to properly asses their value to Deku before we go out of our way to start anything. I have created a complex system of ability classification in order fully weigh the pros and cons of each potential choice for The Court of The Crimson King. The stats for each student are rated from E to A, with a stat being given a rank of PLUS ULTRA!!! to properly denote truly exceptional levels of that stat. The stat categories are as follows

Physique: This serves as a catch all physical stat that encompasses Strength, Dexterity and Constitution as well as potential for growth in those areas

Technique: Technique is the amount of training that an individual has in all aspects of combat, be it a learned martial arts, naturally high combat reflexes or training with their quirk

Knowledge: Knowledge is the book smarts stat that denominates the skills a student has in areas not directly related to combat, this includes obvious things like science or hacking but also more trivial but still useful skill sets like history, math or Izuku's encyclopedic knowledge of all things related to heroes.

Tactics: The tactics stat is a direct measurement of a stutdent's skill in planing and creative problem solving, it is also tied to their ability to deceive and play mind games, both in combat for classic Jojo mindfucks and outside of combat for death note shenanigans

Quirk Potential: Quirk potential is an assessment of how good someone's quirk could be if it was used properly. This is stat is completely independent of how well they can actually use their quirk which is more under the purview of the Technique and Tactics stats

Stand Potential: Stand potential is a measure of how good a student's stand is, it follows the same rule as quirk potential but if they don't have a stand then this stat is Representative of how good of a candidate for a stand awakening they are

Drive: Drive is the Mad Lad stat, showing the will to push forward and carve one's own destiny no matter what the hell anyone else says. It is a person's ability to power though physical pain and to take matters into their own hands even at the detriment of themselves, a strong drive is the mark of a true hero.

Autism: This is pretty self explanatory. Autism is the rough scaling of a student's social retardation and just plain weirdness, it's also the obligatory "How well will they get along with Deku?" stat.

The sheer amount of condensed autism I have spent the past week researching is immense. I probably should have stopped a long time ago but instead I did this.

Seat No.1: Yuga Aoyama
Quirk [Navel Laser]: A long range beam that draws from a limited stamina pool
Hobby [Fashion]: Fashion magazines are his bibles
Fetish [Piss]: He peed himself so many times that one day he got a boner from it
Physique[E]:Despite his aesthetic he is an absolute lanklet
Technique [C]: He has masterful precision with his quirk but that's about it
Knowledge [B]: He is average in all areas but at least he knows how to look really good while sucking ass
Tactics [D]: Bad at hitting targets that are moving too fast and really isn't a big thinker on things other than how to make himself more fabulous
Quirk Potential [B]: While it is amazing if the target is caught off guard he quickly burns out and becomes completely helpless
Stand Potential [E]: Even Shegechi had a strong desire to get rich and slack off Aoyama is so weak willed that he would probably piss himself and then immediately die after he was stabed
Drive [E]: His resolve crumples when the enemy gets in CQC range
Autism [A]: Even if he sucks, Aoyama and Midorya would get along great. They have an extreme shared autism for aesthetic and would likely have long, enthusiastic debates on what fashion designers were based or super gay
Seat No.2 Mina Ashido
Quirk [Acid]: Mina can create acidic generate acidic secretions in her body with any ph value or viscosity she wants
Hobby [Shipping]: She is just finishing up a one hundred and sixty thousand word erotic fanfiction titled the washing machine and the hare. It was supposed to be a love story between Wishi-Washi and Miruko that somehow spun out of control into a game of thrones style political drama where Miruko cheated with Hawks and now there is a clan war going on between the half siblings after two of them inbred to create a bird/rabbit/washing machine hybrid that is now dictator of japan
Fetish [Missionary position with eye contact while holding hands, also cuddling]: Despite having no understanding of romance outside of popular culture she still knows what she wants most in life.
Physique [A]: Possesses substantial muscle mass and high agility
Technique [B]: While possessing little in the way of formal training she knows how to make the best of what she knows
Knowledge [D]: Not the smartest knife in the grocery bag and doesn't have a lot of useful skills, she's still cute though
Tactics [D]: Her ideas are much better off on paper than in actual execution
Quirk Potential [A]: Her quirk in addition to being combat viable also has a lot of utility for mobility and infiltration
Stand Potential [A]: Having a track record of extreme autism and being anointed by heaven make it impossible not to get a stand
Drive [B]: She is teetering on the edge of mad lass, but still has a way to go before she can earn that title
Autism [PLUS ULTRA!!!]: Behind a thin layer of carefully constructed normality built from deception and half-truths lies the most autistic undercover tomboy in human history

Seat No. 3: Tsuyu Asui
Quirk [Frog]: She wouldn't notice if you slowly started increasing the water temperature to a lethal boil until it was too late
Hobby [Swimming]: Her family takes "aquatic hiking" trips though the rivers during the summer.
Fetish [Vibrations]: Tsuyu's frog biology makes her sensitive to droning vibration in the air which is confused for croaking, it isn't really all that weird, she just sits in a massage chair turns on some very loud frog noises and lets her tongue do most of the work.
Physique [B]: Tsuyu despite her fairly skinny appearance actually has stupidly condensed muscle fibers, but she is still well below the 1-A's heaviest hitters and doesn't have any additional tankiness or fast reaction speeds to compliment her concealed strength
Technique [A]: Despite her shortcomings in the physical department, she makes up for it with an instinctual knowledge of her velocity and a self devolved fighting style to compliment her quirk
Knowledge [C]: Tsuyu is a good student, almost too good... The only skills she has outside of coursework is a comprehensive knowledge of hero laws and protocol that she never shuts up about.
Tacitcs [C]: The frog at the very least is capable of working with decent strategy but tends to play very by the book and does't use a lot of creativity
Quirk Potential [C]: Species based mutation quirks are mostly additions to human biology that allow certain elements of of the user's physique in ways that would not normally be possible, While Tsuyu will never be able to access insane kick strength that is so powerful it can threaten to snap her own spine like Miruko she at the very least has a good foundation to work from
Stand Potential [B]: Asui seems like one of those weird characters you feel like could already have a stand but there is no guarantee, she does seem like a decent candidate
Drive [D]: The law frog plays things as politically correct as possible and refuses to take drastic action unless there is no other option for survival or she is giving explicit permission
Autism [E]: Tsuyu is almost a too sane and is one of the few characters who could actively hate Deku. His autism and tendency to play it fast and loose with both social etiquette and the law would unnerve her to no end.

Seat No. 4: Tenya Iida
Quirk [Engine]: "I'm fast as fuck boy!!"
Hobby [Running]: "I'm fast as fuck boy!!"
Fetish [High Endurance Turbo Fucking]: "If she can't keep up on the streets,she better keep up in the sheets. I once came 4 times in a row in 10 minutes."
Physique [A]: 'LOOK AT THESE FUCKING THIGHS!!"
Technique [A]: "I have been walking since I was ten minutes old I know how to use these legs."
Knowledge [B]: He has first hand information on the inner workings of the hero industry and connections
Tactics [D]: In a fight he tends to rush into things head first work work things out as he goes
Quirk Potential: [B]: "There isn't really a lot you can do with thruster thighs but I make it work."
Stand Potential [A]: Iida is one wild boy, he is good stand user material
Drive [Plus Ultra!!!]: We saw in the stain fight that he stands by his convictions even at the risk of his own life
Autsim [A]: Do I have to explain this

Seat No.5: Ochaco Uraraka
Quirk [Zero Gravity]: It's a shame she doesn't have better control over her quirk, if she was able to train it we could achvive heaven or get some Madara Uchiha meteor bullshit going
Hobby [???]: Do we even know anything about her other than she's a poor fag and has a crush on Deku?
Fetish [shonen protagonists]: There's something about those cheesy, generic personalities that gets her so turned on
Physique [C]: Ochaco isn't in the best of shape but is not inherently bad in any respect, at least her fat is good at cushioning blows
Technique [D]: She doen't have gun head martial arts yet so she is pretty fucked at the beginning, by the time she learns it we will likely have most of the gang locked in and we'll only tack her on if her quirk evolves to allow greater control of gravity for fate and magic and whatnot
Knowledge [C]: She got one of the hiher midterm scores, that has to count for something right?
Tactics [D]: Ochaco uses CQC in situation to show off when her quirk would be far more effective in ending the fight
Quirk Potential [A]: We have seen the kind of killing power that this quirk is capable of, and the high potential for evolution into full intensity and directional manipulation of gravity, with training she could become one of the Court's finest.
Stand Potential [A]: Despite her weak appearance there is a strong will inside that potato
Drive [C]: Confident but still has a lot of nervousness and vulnerable to shell shock
Autism [C]: She's a weirdo, just not Deku's kind of weirdo


Seat No. 6 : Mashirao Ojiro
Quirk [Tail]: A big meaty tail perfect for swacking
Hobby [Martial Arts]: He became a hero so his talents could be used to the benefit of others
Fetish [Tail Fluffing]: Ojiro's tail used to be fluffier but then he trained it so hard that it went bald. He still wishes it was poofy because he enjoyed it being touched and pampered. He incorporated an old,dusty part of his tail fur into his hero costume
Physique [A]: Ojiro holds himself to a higher standard of self discipline than most of his classmates, you know he is strong if he was able to make it through the entrance exam with just a tail
Technique [Plus Ultra!!!]: Ojiro likely has the second highest amount of formal combat training in the entire class. Unlike Shoto he did it under his own free will and has a burning passion for his art form
Knowledge [B]: That passion for martial arts reaches into ever fighting style in human history and he does his best to learn as much as he can
Quirk Potential [E]: It is no more than a simple tail, but the man attached to it gives it great power
Stand Potential [A]: Ojiro's desire to fight with his on strength could have already led to a natural stand awaking
Drive [A]: He may only have a tail, but that tail is going to take him to the stars
Autism [D]: Ojiro is sensible and soft spoken, not what you would expect from the Duwang gang but still a cool dude

Seat No. 7: Denki Kaminari
Quirk [Electrification]: He can electrify things
Hobby [Social Media]: Kaminari has a dream to become a famous hero vlogger one day so he can drive around in a lambo wearing premium merch, his efforts on being a vlogger have been less than successful
Fetish [White Women]: Everything is bigger in the US of A, especially tits and ass
Physique [D]: He has no exceptional athletic talent of any kind but he is certainly better than Aoyama
Technique [C]: He focuses on the bare basic uses of his quirk and has no martial arts training
Tactics [B]: Kaminari's solution to a fight it shock it until it stops moving, but he is fully capable of making that happen
Knowledge [C]: He struggles in class and only has a handful of movie references to his name, he would have an D in knowledge if it weren't for his academic understating of memes
Quirk Potential [A]: Electricity with control can be an incredibly versatile ability with a large array of uses in conjunction with gadgets, being the memelord he is he model his main weapon after a duel disc
Stand Potential [C]: If he were to be stabbed it would be a 50/50 toss up there are an equal number of factors for and against him getting a stand
Drive [C]: Kaimiri is lazy and laid back but can still perform well if he actually tries
Autism [B]: His attempt always to live the lifestyle of a smooth talking internet vlogger continuously blows up in his face, he feels no shame for this and actively pushes the boundaries of what he can get away with


Seat No. 8 Eijrio Kirshima
Quirk [Hardening]: He can make himself stiff for a limited time
Hobby [Hiking]: A true man's place is in the wilderness exploring new frontiers
Fetish [ASMR]: Even Kirisima is confused on why he has this, he just discovered it one day and was super into it. The only clue he has to why he might have it is that his father who conceived him in a one night stand was a big guy who was weirdly obsessed with a boom box
Physique [A]: A strong body is a sign of manliness
Technique [E]: If he doesn't fall over when you punch him you aren't punching hard enough
Tactics [D]: He knows how to mange the duration of his quirk, other than that he sticks to blunt head to head combat
Knowledge [E]: He is on the dull side but he isn't a complete retard, he can get a C-
Quirk Potential [C]: Hardening can only do one thing, but it can do that one thing to near perfection
Stand Potential [A]: https://youtu.be/N9JN4aqMduo
Drive [C]: Kirishima still has confidence issues, but the autism that he acquired through Mina's training has helped him a lot. After going through everything he suspects that Mina taught him to create a false personality out of her own experience from when she moved into town. This has him worried about his sensei's emotional well being.
Autism [A]: He may not be able to unlock the spirit of the mad lad yet, but the social autism has kicked in full force,

Seat No. 9 Koji Koda
Quirk [Anivoice]: He can issue vocal commands to any animal
Hobby [Bird Watching]: Koji one day hopes to have seen every bird in japan at least once
Fetish [None]: Koji released the truth that masturbation is only a means to provide momentary relief to the emptiness within a man's soul. Since then he has spent his time doing the things in life that give him true and lasting happiness and satisfaction
Physique [A]: There were no animals in sight during the entrance exam, let that sink in for a moment
Technique [C]: Koji has focused most of his training into his quirk, so he doesn't have any real close combat training
Tactics [B]: Koji's entire ability relies on his ability to manage whatever resources he has at his disposal as efficiently as possible in to assure victory, what he has no idea of is just how broken his quirk is if he thinks further outside the box
Knowledge [B]: Being able to recognize species of animals is an essential skill for Koji's quirk to fulfill it's full potential
Quirk Potential [PLUS ULTRA!!!]: Koji would be able to kill most of the league of villains easily if he started carrying around a large nest of Japanese hornets, that is assuming the bees don't have quirks, then shit the the fear's bee grenades could happen. He could establish a city wide surveillance network by teaching local pigeons Morse Code. He could kill All for One by ordering rats to drop a poison dart frog into his coffee.
Stand Potential [D]: He is very mild and has not a lot for real passion
Drive [D]: Koji is intimidated easily and hates violence but one day he will lean that sometimes people have to die in order to prevent greater tragedy down the line
Autism [B]: He is not very talkative and literally uses sign langue even though he can speak


Seat No.10 Rikkido Sato
Quirk [Sugar Rush]: He defies all laws of biology by getting gains from pouring powdered diabetes into his mouth, it makes him temporarily retarded though
Hobby [Cooking]: He learned about his quirk when he had an autistic fit after drinking a carpi sun
Fetish [THICC]: He likes em chunky
Physique [A]: He is an absolute unit even when his quirk is not active
Technique [B]: His autistic blood frenzies make him attack so quickly that defense and countering aren't really an option
Tactics [E]: His quirk makes it impossible for him to properly strategize once he gets going
Knowledge [D]: Has no overtly useful talents but he can make an orgasm inducing scone
Quirk Potential [C]: His quirk can easily scale up to stronger opponents but at the downside of him losing control
Stand Potential [A?]: If he were to be pierced by the spear during 200% REEEEEEEEEEEE!!! mode he would definitely get a stand
Drive [A]: His quirk forces the fight or flight reaction to fight and makes him totally immune to pain
Autism [E]: All of Sato's autism exclusively is tied to his quirk, he is completely normal otherwise

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>Only 10 posted so far
>There's 10 left

Seat No. 11 Mezo Shoji
Quirk [Dupli-Arms]: He can morph his arms into improved versions of other body parts,
Hobby [Marine Biology]: His personal hero is renowned marine biologist Jotaro Kujo, who was considered by many to be the Einstein of his field
Fetish [Tentacles]: He can morph his arms into improved versions of ANY body part
Physique [A]: He got natty more than anyone in class
Technique [B]: Shoji has a variety of uses for his arm shifting and knows how to use them
Tactics [B]: Those uses include, 360 degree vision, enhanced hearing for scouting purposes and arm decoys
Knowledge [C]: He knows a lot about the various adaptations of undersea life, but lives more than an hour away from the ocean
Quirk Potential [B]: The organ growth stuff is really unlikely, but considering that quirks are directly described as a muscle that can be trained and Miro and Overhaul exist both being examples of individuals who trained their fairly simple quirks to insane levels it is possible
Stand Potential [B]: He seems like better stand user material than most, but it is still questionable
Drive [B]: Shoji maintains a steely expression of stoicism no matter how bad things get, but he knows when a battle is not worth dying for
Autism [B]: He wears a mask indoors to try and inmate his idol's ability to look like a hero no matter what he was doing


Seat No. 12 Kyoka Jiro
Quirk [Earphone Jack]: She has a pair of jacks on her earlobes that can be used to channel sound into objects as well as to pick up sound, it seems pretty convent that they just so happen to match the most widely used forms of technology
Hobby [Music]: If she wasn't a hero, her ear for music would have made her a prodigy
Fetish [Electrostimulation]: One time she accidentally dropped her phone into the sink while her jack was plugged in and got a jolt in more ways than one
Physique [D]: She has no physical training what so ever
Technique [A]: Even without that she can use her quirk with incredibly high precision she also can wield a fucking sword pretty well Wait a minute, vibration+sword=https://youtu.be/N3472Q6kvg0
Tactics [B]: With no physical strength to rely on she has to be able to approach a situation with avenues other than raw brute force
Knowledge [B]: Jiro understands the workings of acoustics, audio equipment and how sound reacts in various environments
Quirk Potential [A]: With the right equipment she could fire off sound blasts that could level buildings, she is one of the 5 students in U.A. capable of killing Giga if properly prepared (Midoriya with time skip and ridiculous melee, Mina with insanely powerful acid, Mei with a metal gear and Momo with a sufficiently potent rail gun)
Stand Potential [A]: Has insane skill with a guitar, aroused by electricity, I think you know where this is going
Drive [B]: Jiro can stand her ground and does not hesitate to act
Autism [C]: She is a bit on the odd side but is mostly ineccentric

Seat No. 13 Hanta Sero
Quirk [Tape]: He can make some good tape from his arms
Hobby [Shit Posting]: He made the Jannies spontaneously combust with his off topic All Might piss balls mutation post, he has an advanced fluid IP so it is impossible for him to be actually banned
Fetish [Bondage]: He wants to give hot villainesses the sticky, it was the main reason he became a hero (This is actually cannon to an extent, look up the page where he shows up while Deku and Ochaco are fighting Toga during the license exam)
Physique [B]: He is actually pretty strong and is capable of throwing his body weight around
Technique [B]: His skill with wrapping people up in tape is second to none, also knows how to use it for maneuvering
Knowledge [D]: Yet another student who has no unusual areas of information or talent
Tactics [D]: He doesn't have a lot of options anyway so he just works with the skills he does have
Quirk Potential [E]: It's tape, he has already maxed out it's potential with wrapping and grappling around
Stand Potential [B]: Has a laid back personality like Mista did, a moment of duress could bring out his true colors and show him worthy
Drive [C]: Sero does what he needs to and then stops, he only performs when he absolutely needs to
Autism [C]: He brings around his shitposting habits around with him in real life, there is no joke he would not make if the mood was right

Seat No. 14 Bird Bro
Quirk?/stand?/other? [Dark Shadow?]
Hobby [Occultism]: He tires to look beyond what others see and search for the true nature of all things, what he has no idea of is just how much he will find thanks to Midoriya
Fetish [Thighs]: Great thighs are a sign of a healthy bird, agrees with Izuku that Miruko is the objectively best herofu and that night stalkers and mountain climbers should stop having shit taste
Physique [C]: Average but some training could do wonders for his gains
Technique [C] His quirk is powerful but he can't control it when it is at full strength
Knowledge [A]: He has a better chance at understating the eldritch artifacts that Izuku finds than a team of scientists with a multi Million dollar budget
Tactics [A]: He needs to be able to get his opponents exactly where he wants them in order to have a chance to beat them, and needs to bait and bluff his way to victory
Quirk Potential [A]: If he is able to get dark shadow under control and finally truly revel in darkness he will be the second strongest physical attacker in U.A. behind the raw annihilating power of King Crimson of course
Stand Potential [A]: There is evidence to suggest he is already a latent stand user and even if he isn't he seems like a perfect candidate for an awakening with his tempered spirit
Drive [A]: One does not fear death if he knows what is beyond life
Autism [A]: He spouts occult nonsense in day to day conversation and talks about weird stuff that no one else really understands, Deku can relate to him and his interests more than anyone else

Seat No. 15 Shoto Todoroki
Quirk [Icy Hot]: O MY TWO QUIRKS
Hobby [Sleeping]: He uses what little time he has between school and training to get some much needed shut eye
Fetish ["You mean like a skull trophy or something?"]: Shoto due to having an upbringing entirely centered around being a hero has resulted in certain..gaps in his understanding on how normal life works, Endeavor in his focus on making his son the number one hero forgot to tell him where babies come from.
Physique [B]: Shoto has excellent physical fitness but holds back on strength training because he doesn't want to look like his father
Technique [B]: Shoto is adept at using his ice but doen't use the other half of his quirk because daddy issues
Tactics [B]: Under his father's insistence he was given tests meant to teach him several schools of combat doctrine in both micro and macro scale. He hated those tests more than his mandatory sparring matches
Knowledge [C]: If it isn't related to being a hero or part of U.A. curriculum he doesn't know it
Quirk Potential [A]: The uses of being able to manipulate temperature have far more uses than would be expected, while separate they are both excellent when combined they can do amazing things
Stand Potential [A]: Shoto without a doubt has a fighting spirit, with a life like his he couldn't survive without one, but while his stand will be powerful due to his emotional issues it will be unstable like purple haze
Drive [B]: Even though he hates it,he still wants to be a hero for his on reasons, and after everything he's been through the challenges that would stop others in their tracks are just bugs on his windshield
Autism [B]: Despite being very cool collected and collected on the surface he actually is not very good at socializing

Seat No. 16 Toru Hagakure
Quirk [Invisibility]: *the text is invisible*
Hobby [?]: We can't tell because Hagakure is invisible
Fetish [Exhibitionism]: Being naked in front of people makes her excited, and thanks to her quirk she gets away with it
Physique [?]: We don't know
Technique [A]: The only has one chance to attack before her cover is blown, and she can make it count
Tactics [A]: Stealth is an art from that punishes even the slightest tactical misstep
Knowledge [?]: What does she even do?
Quirk Potential [B]: Invisibility is useful for recon, intelligence gathering and assassination but relies wholly on the skills of the user
Stand Potential [?]: We barely know anything, seriously
Drive [C]: Okay I guess we don't really know her motivation but she is a go getter
Autism [?]: YOU KNOW WHAT FINE I ADMIT IT!! I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THE FUCK HAGAKURE IS!! WE HAVE SOMETHING FOR LITERALLY EVERY STUDENT EXCEPT HER!! WHO THE FUCK IS HAGAKURE AS A CHARACTER!! SERIOUSLY I NEED TO KNOW!!! IT'S CONFUSING SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT!!! PLEASE I NEED HELP I DON'T KNOW!!! I DON'T KNOW WHO HAGAKURE IS!!! IT'S CONFUSING AND IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!!! PLEASE, PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!!! I NEED TO KNOW!!!

Seat No. 17 Kachan
Quirk [Explosion]: You ever wonder where the fires came from when the slime villain attacked?
Hobby [Mountain Climbing]: There is no real risk of dying when you can blow open hand holds and pretty much fly
Fetish [Titties]: His herofu is a voluptuous, large breasted woman who is incredibly dominant? Seems to me like someone has an Oedipus Complex
Physique [A]: His second hobby is working out
Technique [A]: Bakugo has been shown to his his explosions in intelligent and unexpected ways, he certainly had a good test dummy
Tactics [D]: Kachan doesn't have time for all that stagey nonsense, he is too focused on kicking your ass
Knowledge [C]: He studies, does that count?
Quirk Potential [B]: A powerful quirk for combat but it lacks a lot of utility
Stand Potential [A]: Even if the spear deemed him unworthy he could force it to give him a stand out of sheer anger
Drive [A]: Anything that stands in his way is toast, but he is bound to get a humbling sooner or later
Autism [A]: He alternates from being a brash weirdo to a psychotic sociopath on a hair trigger

Seat No. 18 Izuku "Flip over a truck then we fuck" Midoriya
Stand: [King Crimsion]: It just works
Hobby [Art]: An A in precision gives him skill beyond mortal comprehension
Fetish [Muscle Girls]: A man of refined culture in a cesspool of shit taste
Physique [A]: He is sculpted like a roman god has already considerable strength becoming godly when enhanced with King Crimson
Technique [A]: King Crimson can attack with quite literally surgical precision
Tactics [Plus Ultra!!!]: Epitaph in conjunction with a lifetime's worth of fighting smart and unconventional opponents make Izuku nearly impossible to outsmart in battle
Knowledge [Plus Ultra!!!]: The memories of Diavolo give Midroriya a complete understating of the inner workings of the criminal underground,on top of that he has religiously studied every aspect of hero society since he was a young child. Truly he has a foot in both worlds, above and below. In addition the memories give him an understand of things beyond even the struggles of man, things such as fate and destiny.
Quirk potential [E]: Izuku never had a quirk an likely never will
Stand Potential [Plus Ultra!!!]: The ability to see the future and erase undesired events is nearly unbeatable, but the last boss to think so payed for his arrogance in full
Autism [In Astrum]: His autism is so intense that it split his mind in two and had to be channeled into a second personality to keep him sane

>>3489767
Hagakure is invisible in more ways than one.

Seat No. 19: Serial Grapist
Quirk [Balls]: They are rubbery and sticky
Stand [Eurythmics]: It creates a field of corrosion and also has an unidentified side ability
Hobby [Masturbation]: He realized that all other pursuits in life were meaningless in comparison pure ecstasy of to pussy
Fetish [God Please End My Suffering]: No...just no
Physique [C]: He is a manlet, but he's a durable manlet and that's more than Aoyama can say
Technique [B]: Mineta is surprisingly good at throwing with his tiny arms
Tactics [B]: We haven't seen him use his stand for anything major yet but he defiantly can think with his balls
Knowledge [B]: This Mineta is tech savvy, the degree of which is yet to be determined, but his stand should allow him to have a higher degree of skill than what is normally possible
Quirk Potential [B]: The balls on his head are bouncy and adhesive which can only go so far in terms of use but they are also atomically perfect spheres, making them amazing for using the spin
Stand Potential [A]: Eurythmics has a decent combat ability that works well with his quirk and a specialist ability that has yet to be fully understood. Furthermore Mineta has a lot of room to grow as a person meaning that here could be addtional acts of this stand later down the line
Drive [C]: Mineta is cowardly but is shown to be utterly without fear when he is in full boner mode, if this power could be harnessed than he would become a mad lad of epic proportions
Autsim [A]: Mineta is the reason the phrase keep it in your pants was created

Seat No. 20: Momo Yoayorozu
Quirk [Creation]: A god tier quirk if it wasn't wielded by a brainlet, not too far off from Araki's balancing of the hand
Hobby [Whatever Her Autism Fancies]: Momo being from a rich family and having savant syndrome lets her pick up any hobby she wants incredibly quickly, only to drop it in a few weeks when she finds something she likes more
Fetish [Fuckbois]: She frequently makes counterfeit backstage passes for male idol concerts with her quirk, she is then thrown out by security due to blacklisting by several entertainment companies for incidents such as groping, trespassing and indecent exposure
Physique [B]: Her body is more fashion than function but it sure as hell works
Technique [B]: She has picked up a few different forms of combat in her frenzies of interest and her wild fluctuations have led to a blending between them
Tactics [D]: She really, really doesn't deserve her quirk, she memorized the exact chemical and structural composition for rope but can't even make an M1
Knowledge [A]: She knows something about almost anything
Quirk Potential [Plus Ultra!!!]: She has a specialist team of government trained tard wranglers because of how fucking dangerous her quirk is
Stand Potential [B]: Severe autism seems to be a common trait among stand users and she has no shortage of that
Autism [A]: She's Rich, Home-schooled and has a severe case of Asperger's

Seat No. ???: Ushi Walker
Quirk [Everything's Bigger in Texas]: She can redistribute mass between objects, but they still weigh the same
Hobby [Hunting]: Ushi proudly supports the god given right of recreational firearms, she wants to use her hero license to buy and train a bald eagle for hunting, she already chose to name it Freedom
Fetish [Mooooo~]: She would have been enrolled in class 1-B if it weren't for an incident in the entrance exam where an injured participant "Needed some milk"
Physique [Plus Ultra!!!] Ushi has a default height of six and a half feet tall and made of 100% raw American muscle
Technique [B]: She has some much strength and mass that she can overpower most opponents with raw force
Tactics [B]: She won the sports festival in her original timeline, the version in the requiem timeline should have around the same level of tactical skill
Knowledge [D]: While she has the makings of a great hero she is not the best with tests
Quirk Potential [A]: Her quirk is an objectively better version of Yui Kodai's quirk capable of increasing her own size and the size of others to increase attack power
Stand Potential [A]: Being American means you live in close proximity to the holy corpse parts, stand potential has likely seeped into the water supply like fluoride. It is not impossible that a corpse part during while migrating could have passed through Texas
Drive [A]: Ushi in the original quest timeline is shown to be capable of fighting even with heavy injuries, we are talking Mista intentionally shooting himself levels of resolve
Autism [A]: America draws in the autism of every other country on earth due to the passive effects of the corpse parts. It is said that autism runs through the blood of every American. Seriously though it's not the vaccine that give you autism, it's water with residual Jesus bits, that's why All Might became superman when he came back to Japan. Infectious super autism is a real disease that is caused by rouge Jesus cells that are still alive and floating around because heaven.


Wow that was a lot. I had genuine doubts that this heaven stuff was real, but having an unnatural compulsion under the influence of some sort of dwarf fortress supernatural whim really puts things into perspective. What scared me more were the times where my body just went on autopilot and acted on its own.

To further drown me in existential dread,after posts in thread 8 claiming the first black hole photos looked like Mina's eyes despite them being not being close to the same color, it appears that Mina's eyes have been hit by the Mandela effect, changing them from a bright yellow to that very specific shade of orange. You fuckers have literally warped a static aspect of reality to further make your waifu synchronize with memes. Now if you excuse me I need to sleep. My mind is not psychologically prepared to deal with this shit.

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>>3489791
YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED

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>>3489702
>>3489713
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>>3489791
I don't know whether to applaud you or be concerned for you.

One thing I'd like to mention though is even when the stand arrow is used stand users are still very fucking rare. We already have Izuku, Mineta, and very likely bird bro as stand users. I feel like we might have 1 possibly 2 more UA students have stands but that's probably it.
At the same time though Toga got a stand too so I guess anything's possible. I guess her drive to get people's blood was so fucking strong it manifested itself as a floating knife for her to cut people and their stands with.

>>3487946
>>3487948
>>3487956
>>3487962
>>3488111
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>>3488222

Research the Criminal Underworld (Purely)

>>3488242
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>>3488709

Research the Criminal Underworld and proceed to engage in Autismmancy

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>>3489702
>Mina being sociable in public but secretly possess an enormous power level

>>3489713
>Law Frog making it impossible to sleep within two dorms of her due to loud croaking noises at 3am in the morning

>>3489726
>Ochoco having a thing for shonen protagonists
>Ojiro being basically the bastard love child of Mumen Rider and Senko-San

>>3489731
>Kaminari literally saying it's ya boy and obnoxiously vlogging on the first day of class
>Kirishima having a Gryo-Johnny dynamic with Mina but instead of the spin she is teaching him autsim

>>3489735
>Koda secretly being the second deadliest student in U.A. but he doesn't know it

>>3489750
>Shoji being a big nerd for sea life and is a fanboy of Jotaro and his aesthetic
>Making Jiro into a noise marine

>>3489758
>Sero being an Australian tier shotposter
>Fumikage and Izuku are battle brothers in the great waifu war

>>3489767
>Todoroki despite looking and acting like the cool kid has no idea how to deal with his fangirls and doesn't even know where babies come from
>Hagakure being a how does it work character

>>3489776
>That sick burn that will blister worse the Bakugo's dick rash

>>3489787
>Momo being an incredibly dangerous retard

Is it wierd I want all of this to be cannon?

>>3489917

At first, you had thoughts about ordering materials through your remarkably few connections on the Black Market, mostly for purchasing materials in order for you to create a vault that would hide the Stand Spear, an elaborate series of mechanisms and traps born through both your own and Diavolo's paranoia in such a way as to surpass them both. Then you realize that The Boss lives in an apartment, and so tearing up the wooden flooring would likely heavily upset the landlord.

Deciding to not possibly render The Boss homeless, you instead begin to research the Criminal Underworld of Japan, more specifically the Criminal Underworld of the Tokyo area. To your surprise, a decently large but not too large amount of the underworld seems to exist. Sure, they may be quite a bit more quiet than they used to, what with the presence of All Might, but a vast majority of those the government simply couldn't catch were still alive and kicking.

Centuries of Internet savvy criminals who honed their skills in the arts of cyber crime and cyber warfare have seen the Black Markets of Japan through, as the very presence of All Might had done much to disrupt the current, physical system. The very fact that quirks have existed for those several centuries alongside the Internet has practically kickstarted an arms race across the Internet, one where criminals fought the police and government.

Still, there is not much when it comes to subjects of interest, at least subjects that you would have clicked on had The Boss not been in his room with you. The Boss knows of your extra legal activities and somewhat disapproves, but he understands why you are doing so.

Before you know it, three topics come up, each one sparking interest in you.

>A thread post on a certain deep web site for serial killers, apparently asking for the whereabouts of his 'little sister' who snapped two years ago and ran off after sucking almost all of a fellow student's blood out with an iron straw

>An advertisement for one of your contacts, Giran as he is known. Perhaps you can broker something out with him to find out more about the criminal underworld

>A local notice on a certain deep web site that caters to wanna be supervillains and criminals alike, which says that apparently the lifestyle support company Detnerat is now selling less than legal support items. How odd, perhaps you could investigate this matter with The Boss

>Carry on searching

>>3489987
>A thread post on a certain deep web site for serial killers, apparently asking for the whereabouts of his 'little sister' who snapped two years ago and ran off after sucking almost all of a fellow student's blood out with an iron straw
Maybe if we look further into this we can get a better idea of what her stand actually does.

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>>3489987
>Carry on searching
Let's see what the mystery option is

>>3489934
I am both awestruck and genuinely disturbed by just how much soul that mass of raw elemental autism gave class 1-A. I guess this is what I should have expected in the most blessed thread in SQR history. Holy shit Stando please make some of this cannon

>>3489987
STANDO, I like how you keep pointing out reasons why some anons' autism is not viable. Your first paragraph here shutting down the hidden vault idea, and that one post talking about the government investigating the Kira Manor after Izuku cleared it shutting down the Stain Fiverr idea, for instance. Sometimes anon autism gets way too ahead such that things become unrealistic in-story, so it's good you limit shit this way.

>A thread post on a certain deep web site for serial killers, apparently asking for the whereabouts of his 'little sister' who snapped two years ago and ran off after sucking almost all of a fellow student's blood out with an iron straw
Time for Toga!

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>>3489987
>Carry on searching

>>3489987
>Let the boss carry on searching while you take his phone and reply to the thread with what you know, asking about her abilities
Multitasking

>>3489934
>Kirishima and Mina have a Johnny-Gryo dynamic
I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED

>>3490015
Support

>>3489996
I will admit it is a bit better than simply saying "no" to the idea, as at least there's a reason given.

>>3490039
Fuck, also supporting >>3489996
Forgot to add that.

>>3490015
Supporting but add
>Since the site is anonymous tell him that you were the one who took down stain and that you have a shared intrest in tracking her down and offer to help him personally if he opens a private channel of communication and revealed his identity
The fact that he went this far to search for information shows that he has drive and purpose. Seems like we have a new mystery stand canidate.

>>3489987
changing vote to >>3490066
Who is this mystery Anon Stando?

>>3490066
Anon, just because the site is anonymous doesn’t mean ((they)) can’t trace you fool. May as well admit to murder on the ‘chans.

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>>3489987
>>3490066
>>3490077
>Toga has a sibling
And thus the Thot hunt began

>>3490066
Splaining must be done

>>3490088
This is a dark web site, also quit speed reading, stain isn't dead. We put him in a trash bag and threw him on the front door of a police station.

>>3490044
>>3490066
>>3490077
>>3490088
>Heaven demands we search for Toga

>>3490101
To be fair even then I think Izuku could still be fucked by the police since vigilantism isn't something that's legal.
Worst comes to worst though if we really get pressed about it we can say he attacked us first and we simply retaliated, as I think cases of self-defense are allowed.

>>3490104
>Heaven ordains the Thot Hunt begins
At the end of this are we going to donut Toga or are we going to give her the Stain treatment? The only piece of advice I have for that is Toga has a stand too so keeping her in one place so the authorities can get to her might be difficult, unlike with Stain.

>>3490101
I didn’t say that Izuku murdered Stain, I was saying that admitting his capture online is equivalent to (you) saying you committed murder on /b/ or something.

>it’s a dark web site anon
>he says this as STANDO dedicated a paragraph to the escalating nature of Cyber-crime and cyber-warfare
Anon pls, you can hunt your thot just don’t put shit on the web

>>3490044
>>3490066
>>3490077
Her stand is far too dangerous to be left out and about. He just found his wheyfu and this bitch would shank her if she caught him making so much as eye contact.

We must begin the hunt
https://youtu.be/DaoyKECQnPw

>>3489991
>>3489996
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>>3490066
THOT Hunt

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>>3490122
It has begun

>>3490122
https://youtu.be/_FdnA4SyYzE

>>3490122
>>3490133
God has marked our prey. Will shall bring judgment for those that have met thier end at the hands of this wretched she beast.

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>>3490122
The second we see her again let's not hesitate to pull out Time Erasure and beat her half to death

>>3490143
*beat her two halves to death

>>3490151
I'm a little hesitant to actually kill her still.
Mainly because one that'll likely really fuck up Izuku and two now we have her sibling we're dealing with and we're not sure how he'd feel about us chopping his sister literally in half.

>>3490157
Yea, I honestly want to make taking out the trash our go to method of dealing with random serial killers. Then rumors would spread online about a magical garbage man.

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>>3490157
But get this- we could *kill* Toga

>>3490167
At the same time though, since she has a stand I feel like Toga would be a lot more dangerous to just leave restrained in a garbage bag like Stain. She's still very dangerous even when restrained because she has a knife she can levitate with her mind, meaning she can still stab people even while restrained.
If we do restrain her we'll probably have to knock her out cold, and then like leave a note saying "SERIAL KILLER - TELEKINETIC QUIRK" or something like that so the police know not to get within her stand's range.

>>3490122

This thread post peaks your interest. Psychotic, blood obsessed and an overall basket case. When you click on the thread, the first image to pop up confirms your suspicions. This man's little sister seems to be The Boss's assailant. It would be prudent for you to hunt down this maniac and put an end to her antics, whether it be by turning her in to the care of her Older Sibling or by ending her. The Boss would not approve of murder, even for those who are so far gone as to assault him, The Boss.

Diavolo would have had her killed for even looking at him. But regardless, you begin to type out a response to the post, having made a throwaway burner account. The man seems to respond eagerly to your knowledge about her whereabouts, a sign of the person's desperation. You do not know. For a moment you consider revealing that you are the one who incapacitated the Hero Killer, but then your better side comes through at the end.


You do not reveal this crucial piece of information which could lead to your and by association The Boss's Identity. You withhold this information as you say that his sibling, Toga from what he has said is around the Musutafu area, likely slumming around and killing people. The unknown man thanks you, before he goes offline. With that taken care of, you erase your account utterly from the website, making use of your other half's skills in doing so.


The Boss seems to be doing some extracurricular work, mostly pertaining to the history and culture of Italia, your former home.

What course of action will you pursue?

>Inform The Boss about the advantages of simulated Stand Battles

>Check the news online

>Observe The Boss

>(Write-In)

>>3490183
>>Inform The Boss about the advantages of simulated Stand Battles

>>3490183
>Check the news online
>Look for any recent stabbing incidents in the Musutafu area

>>3490183
>Observe The Boss
Intriguing

>>3490196
Supporting

>>3490183
>>Observe The Boss
Italia over thots

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>>3490183
>Observe The Boss
ITALIA

>>3490183
>Observe The Boss
>Ask Him what he's thinking about

>>3490183
this writein too >>3490244

>>3490183
>Inform The Boss about the advantages of simulated Stand Battles

>>3490183
>Observe The Boss
>Ask Him what he's thinking about
We should talk to him about simulated stand battles right before he goes to bed. But we should wait until tomorrow before he actually tries it, we have to show him how the previous boss met his gf.

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>>3490284
>We should talk to him about simulated stand battles right before he goes to bed.
Yup, that's the best for it.
>But we should wait until tomorrow before he actually tries it, we have to show him how the previous boss met his gf.
Please read this https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=69352637 It has the appropriate feels for that.

>>3490284
When we do the simulated stand battles, what should we have him do first?
I think, considering now we've started the thot hunt, maybe we could try and simulate him battling Toga with what we already know about her stand. That way when we try and find her again we'll be able to have some semblance of a plan to fight her.

>>3490294
I was thinking of the anime version, were Diavolo ws talking with a frog(not even as a phone literally to the frog itself) gets nearly hit by a truck and then she autisticly shows up out of nowhere and starts talking about the situation. He was wearing a shirt that had his abs visible at the time, so I think it was spaghetti. How much you willing to bet that Mina will try and talk to Deku on his first day at UA and come off as a total autist? How much you willing to be that the autism is what makes him love her even more?

>>3490183
>Observe The Boss

>>3490306
We really don't have much on her Stand though, not because we don't know but because the facts we do know point to several different possibilities at the same time. It wouldn't be much good to practice against an enemy and then when the real fight happens it's not at all "just like the simulations".
IMO, I'd vouch for a Metallica fight. It's pretty good overall for getting a feel for Stand fights and all the important aspects of them, and there's still a chance Toga does have Metallica so we might luck out.

>>3490183
>Observe the boss
>Ask him what he is thinking about

>>3490337
Fuck I just watched that episode, he is literally talks to a frog, gets yelled at by some random guys and then Donnatella walks up to him and she starts bolting off into bizarre conversation tangents like a dork. I think that's when Diavolo knew she was the one. She was just a weird and autistic as he was. Here's hoping fate causes history to repeat itself

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>>3490247
>>3490284
>>3490387
>>3490402

Observe the Boss

>>3490387
I feel like the Metallica fight would be good too but at the same time that fight was fucking brutal for Doppio because of shit like vomiting up razorblades, getting pins inside his face, and even getting a pair of scissors lodged in his throat. It'll be a good example of how stands can be very esoteric and very dangerous but at the same time we might not want to go full ham on him yet with something like that.

We might luck out with Toga actually having Metallica but at this point I feel like that's like a 5-10% chance she does, because if she did that would mean she's been legitimately fucking retarded using it to only levitate one knife around at a time. Since Toga isn't actually a brainlet considering she hasn't been caught after two years the only way retardation of that level could be explained is if either Risotto Nero's ghost hates her and refuses to help her learn how the stand works or she got the stand very recently, like a few days before she attacked us recently.
Or more likely she doesn't have Metallica but some other knife-related stand.

>>3490421
I feel like King Crimson would start Izuku off easy and slow. He would probably do sim tutorial battles with Kraftwerk or Soft Machine, because both are early Part 5 stands (straightforward Stand battles with unique tricks to them) and both belonged to members of Passione (which he would know about from Polpo, most likely). Either should be enough to give Izuku a feel for how Stand battles really work, as well as Quirk battles since both rely on similar tactics and unorthodox strategies for survival and victory.

>>3490421
She could have manifested Metallica naturally due to her personality without it being a remnant. But like part 8 Kira her version will probably have differences from the original universe counterpart. I think in this timeline the differences are even more extreme, since it looks like our universe's Kira got under pressure instead of sheer heart attack.

>>3490410

You merely observe The Boss for now, floating by his side as you watch him do work on the culture of your home country, the glorious nation-state of Italia with all of its ancient history and customs. The Boss seems to be especially interested in the culture, and how it developed from the time of the Republic all the way to when Italy reunited as The Kingdom of Italy. It seems that from what you've observed, The Boss loves the country of Italy with its supervillains and superheroes alike.

He even somehow managed to find a hint as to where the Old Mafia Don's laptop could be, as he somehow extrapolated from a years old post using some notes that he created himself in combination with your knowledge to create a map of the general area where the Laptop would be. It's somewhere in Sardegna. Your former home. You feel a soft pang of longing come from you, which you ruthlessly stamp out.

You will not allow this weakness to hinder your help to The Boss. As you are his right hand man, his consigliere you ask The Boss what he's thinking about. The Boss slowly turns around his chair until it faces you.

"Hey, King Crimson. What are these weird dreams I've been having?" He says, voice uncharacteristically chipper for the somewhat serious and pressing subject matter.


How do you respond?

>"It is a symptom from your time in the Lantern."

>"I do not understand how it works."

>"It just works."

>Ask him to describe these dreams

>(Write-In)

Is it even worth planning out a training route for Izuku in regards to sim battles? I was thinking something like this that blends various key fights to mix things up.
>Tutorial = Kraftwerk/Soft Machine
>Tutorial II = Soft Machine/Kraftwerk
>Environmental Threat = Black Sabbath
>Straight Fight = Sex Pistols
>Environmental Threat II = Clash
>Subterfuge = Talking Head
>Double Trouble = Clash + Talking Head
>Straight Fight II = Aerosmith
>Relentless Pursuit = Notorious B.I.G.
>Unexpected Threat = Little Feet
>Solo Struggle = Man in the Mirror
>Mirror Match = False King Crimson
>Subterfuge II = Moody Blues
>Environmental Threat III = Grateful Dead
>Relentless Pursuit II = Beach Boy
>Double Trouble II = Grateful Dead + Beach Boy
>Unexpected Threat II = Baby Face
>Environmental Threat IV + Relentless Pursuit III = White Album
>Straight Fight III = Sticky Fingers
>Relentless Pursuit IV = Rolling Stones
>Environmental Threat V = Purple Haze
>Unexpected Threat III = Spice Girl
>Environmental Threat VI = Green Day
>Straight Fight IV = Oasis
>Double Trouble III = Green Day + Oasis
>Unexpected Threat IV = Metallica
>Straight Fight V = Silver Chariot
>Prelude = Chariot Requiem
>Crescendo = Gold Experience
>Finale = Gold Experience Requiem
But I want super fucking unorthodox fights mixed in too like
>White Album + Grateful Dead
>Moody Blues + Talking Head
>Little Feet + Kraftwerk
>Soft Machine + Spice Girl
>Green Day + Purple Haze
>Oasis + Sticky Fingers
>Beach Boy + Clash
And more.

>>3490500
>Ask him to describe these dreams

>>3490500
>Ask him to describe these dreams
How bad are we talking here?

>>3490500
>>Ask him to describe these dreams

>>3490500
>Ask him to describe the dreams
Why have to know what they are before we can make a proper response

>>3490500
>Ask him to describe these dreams

>>3490500
>Ask him to describe these dreams

>>3490500
>Ask him to describe these dreams

>>3490502
I got some great ones
>Fishaman's tales= Clash Partially Assimilated by Notorious B.I.G on a boat
>Ricochet = Kraftwerk + Sex Pistols + White Album
>Decay = Purple Haze + Grateful Dead
>Sea and Sky = Clash + Aerosmith
>Heavy Metal = Metallica + Sliver Chariot
>Light and Shadows = Man in the Mirror + Black sabbath but give him a copy of Fumikage as an ally
>Line and Sinker = Beach Boy and Rolling Stones
>Torturous Dance = Aerosmith + Sex Pistols + Purple haze
>Skiddy skidoodle you dicks are now a noodles *proceeds to steal dicks* = Soft Machine + Spice Girl + Beach Boy + Sticky Fingers, with Mineta as an ally

Those are just a few I can think of, if we have Fumikage teach everyone about astral projection or something we might just be able to actually do group dream training.

>>3490503
>>3490505
>>3490506
>>3490507
>>3490515
>>3490541
>>3490552

Ask him to describe these dreams

>>3490608
>>3490608
I think this is the first unanimous vote in this quest.

>>3490552
If we can copy our freinds than what's stopping us from using pro heroes or notable villans. If you want to get really crazy why not do things like give stand users quirks, give classmates stands, or do completely apeshit stuff like switching around quirks and stands and giving them to different users or creating fusions between two different opponents. Here are some good examples
>Bootleg Shoto = Bakugo with White Album
>Beach Bitch = Jiro with Beach boy
>Rissoto Nude-o = Rissoto with Hagakure's quirk
>Chariots of Fire = Polneref with engine legs
>God is dead = A fusion between Carne and Mineta
>Semen Demon = Mina with One for All, King Crimsion's Arms and Epitaph

>>3490502
>>3490552
Fuck it, adding my own ideas:
>Unseen Enemy = Grateful Dead + Green Day
>Close Range Clusterfuck = Kraftwerk + Sticky Fingers + Gold Experience + Purple Haze + Spice Girl + Silver Chariot
>Objective: Survive = Man in the Mirror + Silver Chariot Requiem + Gold Experience Requiem
>"Weakest" Stand = Little Feet + Talking Head + Moody Blues
>Friendly Fire = Purple Haze + Notorious B.I.G.
>Stop Hitting Yourself = Gold Experience + Beach Boy
>Unsteady Ground = Spice Girl + Oasis + Sticky Fingers
>I Am Inevitable = Man in the Mirror + Rolling Stones
>Traitor's Requiem = All of La Squadra, Unita Speciale assists Izuku
>Giorno, Kono Yaro = All of Bucciarati's Gang, Izuku's friends assist him
>STAY AWAY FROM ME = Everyone

>>3490552
>Fishaman's tales
He just spreads more of B.I.G. around?
>Heavy Metal
Taking advantage of Metallica's ability to hijack other Stands?
>Decay
Finally what people wanted

>>3490634
>God is Dead
Yes
YES

>>3490647
>Unita Speciale assists Izuku
Having Squalo, Tiziano, Carne (alive), Cioccolata and Secco as ALLIES in a team of 6 would be interesting to play out.

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>>3490608

Without knowing of these dreams which have plagued The Boss's mind ever since he put that blindfold on, you decide to ask him to describe them in detail. The Boss complies, a bead of sweat falling from his face as his fists clench onto his chair.

"I.. I was in a room.. It wasn't any room.. It was fancy like a hotel.. There were some guys there. They were all dressed weird, that I remember but they were all horribly injured. One dude had a hole straight through his neck. The hole was so clean that I could see the other side." The Boss begins, having now calmed down enough for him to continue.

"There was this guy who had black eyes, red pupils. He was injured. Very very injured. There were holes all over his body, he was missing his right and his left foot. He raised that stump at me, y'know and just said. 'Sinner.', like I was supposed to recognize them." The Boss continues, eyes tiredly looking at the ground.

"It ended when the door opened. Some cloaked thing walked in. Dressed in armor but not, with a weird little renaissance hat on. It was holding an arrow. That's when everything starts to get blurry... Y'know?" The Boss says, looking up at the sky.

"Then there's this other one. The sun's closer than it's supposed to be, and I'm in a desert. There are twelve shadows made by its shiny, luminescent self. They were strange weird things that just hurt my head looking at them. Eventually I stopped." The Boss now turns back to his computer, idly clicking on videos at random.


"That dream ended when a weird rabbit came up to me, crawled up my leg like a snake and just whispered into my ear: "Hoc est corpus meum." The Boss whispers, eyes focused on the screen with a far off look.

"Everything started to spin after that. Everything. Nothing made sense, except for the almost constant droning of 'Hoc est corpus meum. Hoc est corpus meum. Hoc est corpus meum." The Boss finishes, turning to now look at you.

This is a relatively concerning development, as the first dream seems to be all too familiar, with the fated yet vague description of the Squadra Esecuzioni, with many others like the rotted, putrescent bodies of Massimo and Vladimir. They were all those Diavolo and by extension you knew. They were all dead.

You do not understand the second dream as much as you suspect you do for the first, but the desert with the twelve shadows are as equally concerning as they are intriguing. Perhaps this is the hand of fate coming to warn you. Mayhaps this dream is an evolution of Epitaph.

You must ponder over this.

While you think, what shall you do?

>Inform The Boss that you will have to think about this, but suggest perhaps trying dream based simulated stand battles

>Inform The Boss that you will have to think over this, inform him later after Dinner

>(Write-In)

Getting a bit late for me, sorry. Also mounting headache. Tomorrow will be a busy day for me, but I'll try to update. I'll count the vote at 4PM pacific time as always.

>>3490673
>Inform The Boss that you will have to think over this, inform him later after Dinner

>>3490673
> Inform the Boss that those people were from Diavolo's life, he'll look into it so the Boss doesn't have to worry
>Inform The Boss that you will have to think about this, but suggest perhaps trying dream based simulated stand battles

>>3490673
>Inform The Boss that you will have to think about this, but suggest perhaps trying dream based simulated stand battles
>Tell him to keep his eyes out for suspicious looking rabbits and make to let you know if he deels razor blades forming in his body

>>3490673
Support >>3490682

"Hoc est corpus meum" roughly translates into "this is my body." Besides its outright obvious meaning the phrase also invokes the idea of Christ as well. Suffice to say I have no clue what this could mean.

Considering Izuku's started having dreams involving Risotto Nero coincidentally around the time he got attacked by Toga my original estimate of her having Metallica has gone up to 15% now. Risotto taunting him in his dreams while at the same time she's likely stalking him would make too much sense.

>>3490673
Supporting >>3490682
>>3490675
Night STANDO

>>3490694
the twelve shadows could be representations of the twelve corpse parts.

>>3490673
This >>3490682
Remember, Izuku does not know about GER yet. That should be for later on.

>>3490673
> Inform the Boss that those people were from Diavolo's life, he'll look into it so the Boss doesn't have to worry
>Ask if there as any Japanese cultural symbolism to rabbits that you are not aware of Izuku then immediately thinks about Miruko's thighs
>Inform The Boss that you will have to think about this, but suggest perhaps trying dream based simulated stand battles

>>3490673
> Inform the Boss that those people were from Diavolo's life, he'll look into it so the Boss doesn't have to worry
>Ask him if rabbit have some cultural or religious significance in Japan that you were not aware of It probably has significance in his pants considering his tastes in herofus
>Inform The Boss that you will have to think about this, but suggest perhaps trying dream based simulated stand battles

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>drop quest due to over-saturation of autism
>peek in to see if it's cooled down
>it's gotten worse
i'm legitimately frightened as to the status of this quest in the next potential 2 to 3 threads

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>>3490673
> Inform the Boss that those people were from Diavolo's life, he'll look into it so the Boss doesn't have to worry
>Ask him if rabbit have some cultural or religious significance in Japan that you were not aware of
>Inform The Boss that you will have to think about this, but suggest perhaps trying dream based simulated stand battles
You need arms to climb up someone's legs while they are standing up. Are you sure that what Izuku encountered in his dream was actually a "rabbit" and not a more appropriate and divine creature?

>>3491721
I remember you, you were the guy that said we were too autistic to live. You're just in time, our boy is about to meet All Might the real fun is about to begin.

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>>3491721
It's only just beginning boy

>>3491721
You poor fool..

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>>3490673
> Inform the Boss that those people were from Diavolo's life, he'll look into it so the Boss doesn't have to worry
>Ask him if rabbits have some cultural or religious significance in Japan that you were not aware of
>Inform The Boss that you will have to think about this, but suggest perhaps trying dream based simulated stand battles.

>>3491721
How'ya doin anon, you left like, 4 threads ago. Yea things are a bit on the slow side in this pre-UA arc but we are about to shift into high gear in a few days. Once our boy goes to UA and is surrounded by similarly based autists things will get a whole lot more fun.

>>3491868
I hope Deku was visited by an angel of snu-snu in his dreams, Jesus has good taste.

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Bakugo only got 77 points on the exam. With the 60 point rescue bonus from the gimmick which could be even higher due to how clean the kill was combined with the several robots we killed we have a very high chance of scoring #1 on the entrance exam and are getting a garrenteed #2 spot in the unlikely event that we didn't get enough kills. My guess is a score of 80-85 but if the point values of the robots are high enough we could get a score as high as 90 and probably break a school record or something.

>>3492133
Our boy should get a 100

>>3492133
Can you even imagine the energy in that room as the absolute mad lad ran up the side of the gimmick giving zero fucks.

>>3492202
At that point I feel like a lot of people went past being in awe and actually were legitimately a little bit afraid of him.

I know we weren't going to go down the Passione route, but just imagine if we did. Izuku's Passione would likely beat the League of Villains, MLA, and the Yakuza all into submission, all mainly through the use of stand-wielding subordinates and Izuku himself likely donutting most of the other organizations' leaders. Izuku with King Crimson would likely be able to become the literal king of the criminal underworld, to the point even most heroes likely wouldn't be able to beat him.

>>3492232
>Implying that they were able to feel fear as a demigod stylishly obliterated drone after drone with no signs of stopping
>Implying that the staff were not losing their shit when our boy stood there posing as his classmates fled in terror
>Implying that the were not going "NO THERE IS NO WAY!!! HE IS NOT GOING TO DO IT!!!!"
>Implying that the board of directors didn't jump out of their chairs and started screaming in utter exhilaration when he bounded into the air like a god of war
>Implying that they didn't struggle to catch their breath after watching him cut into the head and jump panting "he did it....he actually fucking did it"
>Implying they didn't shit their pants a little when the head exploded with one guy screaming "OH MY GOD HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!!"
>Implying that they didn't start hyper ventilating when they saw him posing like a glorious bastard, the hot air from the flames blowing his hair majestically
>Implying they didn't stand there completely breathless as he just stood there as the machine fell apart around him
>Implying that they didn't start laughing with pure overwhelming shock as he started dancing present mic turning on the appropriate music and screaming "THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!"
>Implying they didn't shit their pants a second time when the big kaboom happened
>Implying the didn't cry a bit at the loss of such a beautiful, insane motherfucker
>Implying they didn't start screaming again when he walked out of the smoke and flames, then rays of sunlight illuminating him from behind the clouds of ash
>Implying there was no standing ovation from the everyone in the room as everyone got their shit together
>Implying their reaction was anything less than Etika tier https://youtu.be/4VSvLw4i0zg

>>3490680
>>3490682
>>3490694
>>3490684
>>3490695
>>3491062
>>3491124
>>3491260
>>3491868
>>3491892

Inform The Boss that you will need to think about it, but first introduce him to the concept of dream based stand battles

>>3490673
> Inform the Boss that those people were from Diavolo's life, he'll look into it so the Boss doesn't have to worry
>Ask him if rabbits have some cultural or religious significance in Japan that you were not aware of
>Inform The Boss that you will have to think about this, but suggest perhaps trying dream based simulated stand battles.

>>3491868
Kek, angels often take the form best suited to get the message across. I get the mental image of Miruko clinging to Izuku by wrapping her thighs around his waist and just whispering in his ear while he stands there, every part of him stiff as a board (Especially his penis)

>>3492133
Digits confirm, Deku is MVP

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>>3492133
>>3492499
>Digits confirm that Izuku has the highest score on the entrance exam possibly a school record and that he was inappropriately touched by Jesus taking the form of the best Herofu
This is our power, do you see it now

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>>3492489

These recent developments have been concerning, but ensuring that The Boss gets a good quality of sleep is paramount, which means that you must find a solution to this problem. Which you do in fact have. You float beside The Boss, foregoing the traditional usage of The Phone to speak to him directly.

"BOSS. I HAVE A TEMPORARY SOLUTION FOR YOUR AILMENT." You begin, your deep yet quiet baritone echoing towards The Boss who seems to be surprised.

"Yeah King Crimson?" He asks, a hint of desperation leaking into his eyes. You know what you must do.

"I AM ABLE TO INDUCE A SIMULATED STAND BATTLE IN YOUR DREAMS. WHILE THEY MAY NOT BE PLEASANT, THEY WILL REPLACE THE NIGHTMARES THAT YOU-" You begin, but are cut off by The Boss waving his hand. You obey his order as he gets up, before he proceeds to hug you. This development is unexpected, yet not unwelcome.

"Thank you, King Crimson." The Boss whispers, his tired eyes closing for a moment on your chest before he proceeds to return to his desk, looking up the video of All Might's debut and playing it.

"REGARDLESS BOSS, I MUST FURTHER RUMINATE ON THIS MATTER. HOWEVER, DO RABBITS HAVE ANY SIGNIFICANT INFLUENCE IN JAPANESE CULTURE?" You ask, floating beside The Boss whose eyes dreamily wander into the fiery hell depicted within the video. The Boss slowly turns around, opening his mouth to say something that you hope to god isn't what you are thinking of.

"Rabbits? Well, all I know about them is that there's a moon rabbit that pounds mochi. Otherwise there's Miruko with her th-." The Boss begins to ramble, which you swiftly cut off. Seeing as The Boss is currently in a private setting, you would ordinarily allow him this moment of intense fanboyism to go by unmolested, but the subject matter is serious.

Now that you know that there's a figure in Japanese mythology associated with the moon, what will you do?

>Perform further research into the matter

>Think about what this could all mean

>Recede into The Boss's form

>(Write-In)

>>3492529
>"WE'LL LOOK INTO THIS MATTER MORE TOMORROW."
>Recede into The Boss's form
We can research this later, right now there are more significant events going on namely the U.A letter

>>3492529
Supporting >>3492539
Don't you mean receiving personal congratulations from All Might for getting the highest score in UA history?

>>3492539
>>3492529
Yes

>>3492529
>>3492539
All Might better fucking show up

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>>3492529
This>>3492539

>>3492577
IT'S HAPPENING!!!

>>3492529
Supporting >>3492539

>>3492529
This >>3492539

>>3492539
>>3492548
>>3492577
>>3492583
>>3492609
>>3492687

Recede into The Boss's form

>>3492760

"WE'LL LOOK DEEPER INTO THIS MATTER TOMORROW." You say as you recede into The Boss, the Boss nodding in response. Just as he is about to get up from his seat in order to get something to drink, the door flies open. There you see The Boss's mother crawling on her knees while holding something.


"Izuku! Izuku! It's here!" She shouts in a mixture of excitement and worry as The Boss swiftly launches upwards like a rocket, slamming his head on the roof before he stammers, falling towards his mother face first. Not even bothering to get up, The Boss only looks up at his mother, crawling towards her as he grabs the envelope from her.

"Thanks mom!" He quickly says before he groans, one hand gently massaging his head as he gets up into a sitting position, holding the envelope in his hands. It seems that in his excitement, The Boss accidentally called for your legs to reinforce his own, resulting in him smacking his head onto the ceiling.

You manifest from The Boss, picking up the letter as he gets up, following you like a puppy. He sits on his chair and begins to shake back and forth, uncaring of the recent head injury as the back of his head slams back into his chair.

With both hands, you slowly open the envelope, only to accidentally tear it in your haste. A small, black disc rolls out from the envelope, before it promptly crashes into the laptop. You carefully set it down in front of The Boss.

It seems that nothing is currently happening.

What will you do?

>Wait for disc to do something

>Examine the rest of the packaging

>Try to calm down The Boss before his brain is too concussed to continue

>(Write-In)

>>3492794
>Wait for disc to do something
>If nothing happens if there are any switches you need to press

>>3492794
>>Try to calm down The Boss before his brain is too concussed to continue

>>3492794
This >>3492804

>>3492794
>Calm the boss down while you are waiting for the disc to do something
>If nothing happens if there are any switches you need to press

>>3492808
Changing to this

>>3492808
>>3492794
Support

>>3492794
Supporting >>3492808

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>>3492794
This >>3492808

https://talktotransformer.com/
I just discovered this website and I am now afraid of it, is secret autism theory canon?

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>>3492884
Oh cool, a bot that completes your sentences. I'll just put in something generic with King Crimson, this should be-

>It put in the name of another part 5 stand (Black Sabbath)
>It started talking about the soul
>It said my IRL name

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>>3492884
>FEAR

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>>3492884
In commemoration to the happenings I have commissioned this shitty MS paint image

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>>3493011
Oh no,it looks like Jesus wants some of this to be cannon

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>>3493011
>that last part

If there's ever a chance of any of the shit we're doing here ends up on the news it'll be when that person gets on the news for going on a stabbing spree and all their computer contents go public.

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>>3493011
What does expanded thigh connection even mean?

>>3493031
You mean to say you don't want to connect with some expanded thighs Anon?

>>3492794
>Wait for disc to do something

>Examine the rest of the packaging

Just let him be hype

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>>3493031
>>3493031
I was saving this for when Deku invited Fumikage into his room but I might as well explain it. The moment he starts looking into things he is going to find a shit ton of connections. Just Imagine this image in physical form with each topic translating into things taped to the wall and papers everywhere.

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>>3493042
Supporting

>>3493099
Pic related sums up my brain right now

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>>3493099
The amount of dubs the autism in these threads get honestly scares me at times.
I feel like this points towards the idea of there being an alternate universe where the events of this thread are canon BNHA while the contents of actual BNHA simply reside in a 4chan quest thread.

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>>3492806
>>3492808
>>3492819
>>3492854
>>3492882
>>3492884

Wait for the disc to do something and try to calm down The Boss
>>3492884
>>3492964
>>3492978
>>3493011
>>3493099

JESUS

Sorry about the lack of posts, became seriously busy today. Vote closed and I'll get back to writing tomorrow.

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>>3492794
Wait a minute, this thing activated instantly in the original timeline. How massive will Midoriya's erection be when he hears that knock on the door?

>>3493565
>All Might putting a sensor in an envelope so he can knock on the door with perfect dramatic timing when the letter is opened
That seems like a level of autism oddly in line with his character.

>>3493579
I'd imagine him bursting through s window rather than timed knocking

>>3493582
SHITE

>>3493565
You know, even if it's stupid to think this, part of me believes that Mina saw us go after the 0-pointer like a fucking madman.

The only reason she didn't have a go at it herself was because Kirishima had her in a vice grip under his arm and was running for his life while she threatened to melt his dick off if he didn't turn around and face the skyscraper height death machine like a real man. Then she noticed that the guy getting everyone out of there was the hottie she saw on the bus and she begged Kirishima to run faster before he saw her involved in such a cowardly retreat.

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>>3493633
Cute and Cannon, this deserves a greentext

>Be me Mina Ashido
>I've been doing great on the UA entrance exam
>I've been donuting garbage cans with my acid covered fists left and right
>The few lucky death roombas that can even hit me quickly succumb to acid blood
>God I am going to get cool scars from this
>I even got some heads to take home for souvenirs
>The coaching I'm giving Kirishima seems to be doing the job and he seems to be acting like not a bitch for the first time in his life
>I think he finally understands the primal thrill of combat
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>I feel a powerful rumbling in the ground
>Excitedpinknoises.mp3
>They finally brought out the big one
>Begin sprinting towards the sounds of clanging and screams
>This is it, even All Might never killed the UA gimmick robot in his entrance exam
>That armor stands no chance against my acid, I'm going to cut the big fucker in half
>Finally find the street where everyone is running from
>Practicality cumming with adrenaline as I stare up at the soulless monstrosity
>Here we fucking go
>Then Kiri throws me over his shoulder and starts running away
>"HARDASS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"
>"SENSEI ARE YOU CRAZY, THAT THING COULD SWAT YOU LIKE A FLY !!!"
>I point my shoe at his dick
>"YOU HAVE TO THE COUNT OF TEN TO TURN RIGHT AROUND AND FIGHT OTHERWISE I WILL LIQUEFY YOUR COCK!!!"
>Then I see him
>Oh god he is even hotter in action
>Somehow he manages to get the retreat organized within seconds and saves a fat girl from a chink of building all without breaking a sweat
>He doesn't run
>He just poses like some sort of roman war diety
>I feel a burning warmth in my spats and my palms start getting sweaty
>Oh shit I can't let him see me getting carried away like some sort of weakling
>Fuck if, he sees Kirishima carrying me like this he might the we are dating or something
>"HURRY THE FUCK UP ALREADY!!!"
>"What but I thought you said.."
>"RUN OR YOUR DICK BECOMES SLUDGE!!!"
>Mfw I dropped my head collection in anticipation of fighting the gimmick
>Mfw I get healed by recovery girl making all my wounds heal perfectly with no scars
>Mfw I spent half the exam coaching Kirishima meaning that I wasn't able to get a lot of points banking on the gimmick performance to carry my score to the top
>Mfw I had a chance to impress a hot guy and I totally blew it

>>3493784
Real feels

YOU FUCKING ENGLISH SECOND LANGUAGE RETARDS MAKE ME SICK. THE WORD IS "CANON" LIKE CANON IN D, NOT "CANNON" LIKE GLASS CANNON
LEARN PROPER SPELLING YOU INEPT AUTISTIC KEKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3493633
>>3493784
I hope dubs are enough to make this canon, it makes a little too much sense that the 20 on Mina's autism coping roll was her avoiding Deku out of shame for her colossal fuck up during the exam. Kirishima was definitely "you don't know who is having a laugh at your expense only that they exist." After autistic accidents like those you can bet that both of them will be in maximum autsim mode when they notice each other in the sane classroom.

>>3493799
Calm your tits, he was probably a phone poster, I almost got the word canon auto-corrected.

>>3493784
Even if the greentext Izuku can't be canon due to his autism being so extreme it makes him a nearly god like being. I think greentext/Infinite Climax Mina's purely social autism is something that could actually work really well.

>>3493784
What I'd give for an Omake that covers her perspective on the night of the great spaghetti spillage.

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This shit scares me

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>>3492884
>The Stand of Izuku Midoriya is a giant poster on which everyone stands against the darkness and the destruction of space. It represents both the good and the bad aspects of this society, who want to create peaceful and harmonious planets throughout the galaxy.

>Star Platinum", "Attributes" : { "Skin" : "1" , "1" , "Body" : "1" , "Size" : "28" } }, { "catentry_id" : "10470477", "channelAvailability" : "BuyableInstoreAndOnline", "inventoryQuantity" : "10.0", "isSpecialOrderable" : "true", "soType" : "SO", "soDeliveryDate" : "12/25/2018 - 12/26/2018", "quickShipAvailable" : "true", "ItemImage" : "/wcsstore//wcsstore/null/Set-VW360307-10649143-Spa", "ItemImage467" : "/wcsstore//wcsstore/null/Set-VW360307-10649143-Spa", "ItemThumbnailImage" : "/wcsstore//wcsstore/null/Set-VW360307-10649143-Spa", "Attributes" : { "size_1":"2", "color_Spa":"1" } }, { "catentry_id" : "10470478", "channelAvailability" : "BuyableInstoreAndOnline", "inventoryQuantity" : "19.0", "isSpecialOrderable" : "true", "soType" : "SO", "soDeliveryDate" : "12/25/2018 - 12/26/2018", "quickShipAvailable" : "true", "ItemImage" : "/wcsstore//wcsstore/null/

>Dio Brando is a professional photographer based in Toronto. His website also features work from other famous artists, such as James Molan, David Schieber, and Richard Harris.
This photo shows a very famous pose of Dio Brando, which is often mistaken for a photo of John Lennon when it was taken more than 25 years earlier.

What did he mean by this?

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>>3493151

You first attempt to calm The Boss, mainly a mostly futile combination of you trying to keep his head in place. The Boss struggles against your iron hard grip, but to no avail. Eventually, he is forced to calm down. All of your efforts were in vain, however as the disc suddenly lit up, a fully colorized holograph of All Might's face appearing in front of The Boss.

"I AM HERE AS A PROJECTION!" His loud voice erupts bombastically from the speaker. You are spooked by this sudden apparition, raising your arm up to end it before you realize that you could destroy The Boss's prized computer as collateral damage.

"Congratulations! Young Midoriya. Not only did you pass the written exam, but you have also passed the practical exam with flying colors!" The Boss's number one hero begins, the holograph having zoomed out to reveal the entirety of All Might, in his large yellow suit in front of a wall that could pass for something found in a game show.

The Boss's face turns white before he slumps into his chair. The rest of what All Might says is drowned out by your concern, as you attempt to shake The Boss awake but to no avail. As you turn around, accepting the fact that you'd likely have to relay what you saw to The Boss in his stead, All Might is in the middle of his speech.

"-a job that requires risking one's life to put that lip service into practice!" All Might's voice says as you see the scoreboard. It is as you expected. The Boss comes in at number one with a score of 38 villain points and a whopping 60 rescue points. Followed by The Boss's friend, Bakugou with his 80 villain points and 0 rescue points. Third place is some man named Eijiro Kirishima, fourth is that circular girl, Ochaco.

The Boss awakens, something that takes your attention as you turn around to help him upwards. By the time that The Boss is fully aware and conscious you hear All Might's voice saying.

"Come, Young Midoriya. This is your hero academia!" The man beckons The Boss with his hand, the screen zooming into his face. At that moment, the disc sparks before the hologram ceases to be. It appears that in your haste to open the envelope, you had accidentally put in a thumb shaped dent into the disc. The fact that it even played its intended message without any glitches or errors is a miracle.


The Boss turns towards you, expectation in his eyes as you relay to him his score. He falls back into his once more, still conscious but out of it. His first day at UA High School is in three days.


What will you do?

>Help The Boss get to bed after he eats dinner of course

>Crush the holographic device so as to make sure there are no tracking sensors in it

>(Write-In)

>>3494850
>Help the boss get to bed
>Congratulate him on his success
OUR BOY FUCKING DID IT!! I wonder what Bakugo is thinking right now?

>>3494850
>Help the boss get to bed
>Congratulate him on his success
>Put the Device in a box filled with pillows to stop negate audio recording devices, the boss should get this looked over by his Grape friend at a later time
It would be redundant to send a gps device if you already know where he lives

>>3494850
>Help The Boss get to bed after he eats dinner of course

>>3494850
Supporting >>3494903

>>3494850
>Put the Device in a box filled with pillows to stop negate audio recording devices, the boss should get this looked over by his Grape friend at a later time
>Congratulate him on his success
>Help The Boss get to bed after he eats dinner of course
>While the boss is eating look into the list of accepted students to the hero program, considering the last girl the boss had a crush on tried to stab him maybe you should look into his new interest
What KC will find is a social media page filled with images that the boss would quite literally destroy his penis to and a link to a fanfiction.net account that contains autism surpasses even his own

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>>3494947
Changing to this
KC after finding smut about a character roughly matching Izuku's description getting snu-snu in the amazon rain forest

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>>3494850
>Put the Device in a box filled with pillows to stop negate audio recording devices, the boss should get this looked over by his Grape friend at a later time
>Congratulate him on his success
>Help The Boss get to bed after he eats dinner of course
>While the boss is eating look into the list of accepted students to the hero program, considering the last girl the boss had a crush on tried to stab him maybe you should look into his new interest

>>3494955
Midoriya is one very lucky boy

Wait what? Only 38 Villian Points? For the absolute fucking slaughter of robots we unleashed? 60 Rescue Point when I can only really directly saving Ochaka from falling debris?

What kind of bullshit underwhelming numbers are these?

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>>3494850
>>3494947
>>3494955
This Image has become relevant again

>>3494947
Supporting

>>3494955
>>3494969
We better order the penis recovery platter from Vople's, Izuku is in for a wild night

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>>3494947
Support

>>3494955
>Divine dubs confirm Mina has already written porn about him

>>3494969
>69 confirms Izuku upon finding out would jack off to the point of needing hospitalization

This is the best possible time line. I have never felt more blessed. Thank you god

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>>3494947
What human being would vote for anything else when we have

>>3494955
THEM

>>3494969
DIGITS

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>>3494947

>>3494955
>>3494992
https://youtu.be/8RLPG88u3lM

>>3494947
Do it already stando heaven shows the path

>>3494955
>>3494969
Deku's penis has achieved heaven

>>3494947
Supporting

>>3494955
>>3494969
Have to say, this is the most blessed thread in SQR history. But it won't be as blessed as the next one since the #11 is dubs

>>3494850
THIS >>3494947

>>3494944
>>3494947
>>3494955
>>3494959
>>3494969
>>3494973
>>3494984
>>3494992
>>3494998
>>3495002
>>3495089

Put the device into a box, congratulate him on his success, help him get to bed after he eats dinner

While the boss is eating, look into his new interest

>>349510
"CONGRATULATIONS, BOSS." Your voice quietly echoes throughout the room as you gently pat The Boss's back. The Boss begins to regain his focus, getting up as he exits his room, entering the hallway and walking towards the living room. He comes to find his mother already sitting at the dinner table, waiting for him. They eat in relative silence, his mother smiling as they ate, happy for her son.

As this goes on, you quietly remove The Boss's phone from his pocket, sneaking behind The Boss as you begin to look into his fetish. There's a photo album likely full of it. When you open it, you see the entirety of The Boss's collection. Thick, muscular thighs like pillars, arms that could be compared to All Might's. A chest that's wider than any other woman's. Abs that could rival that of some stands you have seen.

If these pictures were not all photos of ladies, mostly heroes like Miruko or some other one you forgot the name of, you'd think that The Boss was gay.

Nonetheless, a curiosity of yours has been sated. You quickly exit out of the program, placing The Boss's phone back into his pocket. After eating and helping his mother with the dishes, The Boss returns to his room. He furtively glances around before he quickly shuts the door. He removes his phone from his pocket and goes back into the photo album.

Knowing where this was going, you recede back into The Boss, trying to drown out his groans but to no avail. After cleaning up and taking a shower, The Boss finally retires to bed, dressed in his night gown which vaguely resembled a yukata.

As The Boss drifts off into sleep, what will you do?

>Induce a lucid dream state in order to explain to The Boss how Stand Battles can be simulated

>Let The Boss rest for now

>(Write-In)

>>3495136
>Explain the principles of simulation
>But first show him the absolute train wreck that was the previous boss meeting Donatella
>Tell him that he did better than the last boss

>>3495145
Supporting but explain the principles first and after he gets the hang of it then show him the memory

>>3495136
>Induce a lucid dream state in order to explain to The Boss how Stand Battles can be simulated
>Let him toy around with it a bit to get used to the sensation
>Once he has the hang of things show him the memory of the previous boss meeting Donatella to demonstrate that he did a better job than the previous boss

>>3495136
Supporting >>3495164

>>3495136
This >>3495164
Tutorials are necessary for this shit

>>3495136
This >>3495164
>"Alright boss,let's start with the basics. Visualze a door to a location, picture every detail in your mind"
>"Does it have to be a specific place?"
>"You can do anything as long as it works."
>Midoriya gets a grin that makes KC immediately concerned
>He closes his eyes and a scarlet red door with gold decoration appears from the mist below them
>Deku rubs his hands together excitedly
>The door is opened and https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ begins to play
>Inside the room is a large heart shaped bed, with Miruko, Nana Shimira and what appears to be a rule 63 version of All Might lying on it completely nude
>"IZUKU NO!"
>"Izuku yes
>The last thing King Crimson sees before the door closes is Midoriya diving head first onto fem All Might's abs
>The sounds that poor bed frame made will haunt him for the rest of his existence

>>3495164
Support

>>3495212
Implying he wouldn't morph his surroundings into a replica of his bedroom, where his is lying in bed fully clothed with Mina who is fast asleep and spooning him, doing all this so that he can fall asleep feeling like he is less lonely.

>>3495250
This is more IC for Izuku than anything

>>3495164
Seems like the best option supporting

>>3495259
Do you know what would make it even more in character? If he then started crying because it will never be real, that he fucked up the two chances he was lucky to have and when it mattered most he failed miserably like he always doesI think that's when KC would show him the memory.

>>3495136
This >>3495164

Do any of you think it might be possible that All Might might actually have a stand too, and therefore saw us using King Crimson to annihilate the zero-point robot?

>>3495302
He wasn't present at the exam so if he did have a stand he wouldn't be able to see KC in the recording.

>>3495310
Can stands not be seen through visual recordings? I thought they could as long as the person seeing it was a stand user too.
I guess it wouldn't really matter anyway considering All Might will be working at UA and when Izuku goes there he'll see him inevitably with King Crimson at one point if he does have a stand.

Dont forget we’ve met All Might twice already.

>>3495145
>>3495157
>>3495164
>>3495166
>>3495168
>>3495212
>>3495250
>>3495297
>>3495302

Induce Lucid Dream, explain how stand battles can be simulated and show him a memory of Diavolo meeting Donatella.

>>3495327

You feel yourself dematerialize as you begin to return to The Boss's body, but you go further. As The Boss begins to fall asleep, you enter his dreamworld, a white blank place where you see The Boss's inner self sleeping. He looks like himself in the waking world, except for the fact that there are hints of darkness bleeding off of him, likely the remains of Yamikumo being absorbed into his consciousness.

The Boss turns around, his eyes widening at your presence as you move your hands up, gesturing him to stay put. The Boss obeys as you float closer to him, his dreamscape beginning to take form around him.

"Where are we King Crimson?" The Boss asks, his fractured iris seemingly floating with wild abandon around his singular pupil. He squints his eye at the faded, bizarre and morphing landscape of his forming dreamworld.

"WE ARE IN YOUR DREAMS. I SHALL TELL YOU ABOUT A METHOD IN WHICH STAND BATTLES CAN BE SIMULATED. THROUGH A TECHNIQUE KNOWN AS LUCID DREAMING. NORMALLY, ONE WOULD HAVE TO CONTROL THE DREAM THEMSELVES, BUT I AM ABLE TO DO SO FOR YOU. IF YOU WISH, WE CAN SIMULATED A BATTLE RIGHT NOW." You explain, your normally quiet voice practically booming throughout this shifting, fading then intensifying world of his.

The world shifts around The Boss as you take control of the dream, showing a memory that the previous Boss, Diavolo tried so desperately to forget. Grass grows on the formerly white plane, hills forming in the distance as the white around it shifts, taking on a blue hue. You are now in Sardegna in Diavolo's home town.

In the span of a moment, a truck appears from the other side of the road, stopping as the driver curses, a young boy dropping to the side near a frog. The Boss observes this scene with clear, sparkling interest in his eyes.

"Hey, watch where you're f-." An angered man begins, only for his expression to soften as he tch's at the boy.

"Oh. It's you." He says, before scowling once more, his hands on the wheel tightening.

"Walk closer to the edge, dumbass!" His partner chimes in, before looking around, glaring back at the young boy.

"Don't you dare tell the priest about this." The driver says as the old truck drives off into the distance. Details begin to be defined as the Young Boy's pink hair is seen, with his purple checkered and bright purple shirt.

"Th-That was close.. But I'm glad you didn't get squished." Diavolo, the previous Boss says to a frog below him, talking to it as if it were a child.

(1/2)

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>>3495396

"Do you like frogs?" A girl's voice calls out, as The Boss and you see Donatella materialize, Diavolo still sitting on his rear as she approaches.

"I like frogs, too." She begins, before frowning. "I hate bugs, though. I also don't like guys who smell." Her frown lightens as she turns around to face the beautiful, shining ocean view from the cliff.

"I hat everything that's not beautiful." She says, before turning to The Boss, a smile on her face. "Are you from around here?" She asks, as you see Diavolo's eyes rapidly flash from one color to the next. These were the times when the lines between Diavolo and Doppio were undefined and blurred, both personalities almost exactly the same.

"Y-Yeah..." Diavolo stammers out, before continuing. "Say, it's a bit hot out. Want to get something to drink?" Diavolo proposes to her, standing awkwardly as she 'hmmmmms' in thought.

"Well.." She begins, walking to the right of Diavolo as he visibly gulps. "That's not a bad idea." She begins, moving her hand out to Diavolo. "Then I want sparkling water. Hard water from France." She tilts her head, smiling. "I hope you're treating."

Diavolo stands there awkwardly, before he holds his hand out, almost shaking. Donatella huffs cutely, grabbing his hand as she dragged him off. The memory ends, the land and sea fading away to that ever present white landscape of an unformed dream land.

The Boss stands there, blinking owlishly before looking at his hands. Oh dear. Diavolo handled his encounter with Donatella much better than The Boss did with his dream girl.

Before he could be fully engulfed by his sadness and wallow in it miserably, you distracted him by...

>Letting The Boss pick a stand to simulate a battle against

>Letting The Boss drift away into his dreamworld

>Hugging The Boss as you both drift deeper into the dreamworld

>(Write-In)

>>3495417
>Letting The Boss pick a stand to simulate a battle against
Remember to say your daily "Thank you David Production", anons.

>>3495417
>Let the boss make the choice between picking a stand battle, drifting off or fighting a simulation of Bakugo
It is his dream after all

>>3495417
This >>3495425

>>3495417
I have an improvement on this >>3495425
>Let the boss make the choice between picking a stand battle, drifting off or fighting a simulated version of one of his friends or any pro hero he wants
He obliviously has enough autism to understand the entire fighting style of pretty much any hero he is aware of, which is more than enough for a simulation

>>3495417
>Letting The Boss pick a stand to simulate a battle against

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>>3495417
This>>3495432
And now to ward off Izuku's depression with an autism fact. Did you know that Mina's horns are flexible, sensitive and probably an erogenous zone?

Vote will be open until tomorrow at 4 PM pacific time as usual. Had to celebrate a birthday today. See you tomorrow.

>>3495432
Supporting

>>3495458
I hope you had a great time.

>>3495432
This

>>3495449
Do you think Mina will be autistic enough to try and trick Izuku into touching them without him knowing how lewd it is?

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>>3495432
Supporting

>>3495449
>Izuku giving Mina erotic horn massages
Mfw

>>3495417
This >>3495432

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>>3495417
Support >>3495432

New topic of autistic discussion. If pic realted is how the girls feel about getting to see the living quarters of a rich, mostly emotionless fuckboi then what will be their reactions to the arrival of UA's true alpha male?

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>>3496480
We will invite them in, open the door slightly and, just as they get a glimpse, erase time to the point that they're outside again. Our bedroom's anonymity must remain intact!

>>3496605
>Not showing Mina the bed she will lose her virginity on
That is the gayest thing I have ever heard

>>3496671
>Not reserving entry exclusively for those closest to us and denying all others
Even gayer

>>3496671
>>3496690
>Not time skipping the lesser females out of your room so you can show Mina the bed she will lose her virginity on before offering to help her do so immediately if she is interested
Are you faggots addicted to dick or something?

>>3496706
Pure and true musclegirls, actually.
I'm not even kidding, this quest made me look them up and now I'm hooked. What the fuck did you assholes do to me?

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>>3496671 #
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>>3496706 #
>Not secretly time skipping Mina into your room and spending hours cuddling her and giving soft horn stimulation while the sounds of her moans can be heard by anyone who passes by your room that day
This board has been invaded by gays

>>3495425
>>3495426
>>3495432
>>3495449
>>3495480
>>3495874
>>3496089
>>3496090
>>3496480
Letting The Boss choose whether he drifts off into the dreamworld, simulate a stand battle or to fight a simulated hero.

>>3496713
You have seen the truth anon

>>3496706
On the topic of our future room and fucking Mina, do we know who is next to Midoriya on each side? We need to hollow out one of the walls for the porn based security system(which we actually have the right to install if we ask to construct the room ourselves with KC) and the person adjacent to that wall is going to be hearing a lot of sex noises.