Rolled 93, 48, 75, 53, 11, 23, 56, 42, 94, 22 = 517 (10d100)

>A R M A M E N T

The lightning hits you at the speed of lightning. And with the force of lightning. And - oh, yeah, it’s lightning. This would mean more to you, except in the fraction of a fraction of a second that it seems to be cracking towards you, your vision suddenly filling with light-light-too-bright-blinding and a flare of surging heat, you hold yourself in furious denial that this ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT is even happening.

You did not come all this way to bring Justice down upon this egotistical shitbucket just for him to bitchslap you to death in half a second with a goddamn lightning bolt. Fuck no.

FUCK.

NO.

Your blood boils and skin burns, eyes stinging, but it isn’t painful in the least.

Lightning slams into you, and you feel it hit, pressure forcing you to take a stumbling step back - but it cracks and screams around you, sparking off your strangely less-sensitive skin, trying to break through into your rapidly heating body -

It’s bright and loud and hurts, but you only have a few seconds to realize it should hurt far, far more than this, before the targeted storm ends, sparks fading to nothing as the last flickers throw themselves to the ground.

You open your eyes, not sure when you closed them, a strange, sweet smell heavy in the thin air, Pistol-chan and Ka-tan still clasped safely in your hands.

From somewhere behind you, you hear Doctor Cutie squeak.

You glance down at your still-prickling chest, to see where the lightning first hit - the front of your jacket and shirt scorched to nothingness under the heat, a furious, coiling dragon revealed instead on an unmarked chest.

Huh.

You look back up, at the so-called God, one arm outstretched and boggle-eyed expression somewhat reminiscent of Tashigi’s that time you forewent coffee and just boiled yourself a steaming cup of sugar-water.

“How? Did you?” He chokes it out.

You shrug, a last spark sputtering from Ka-tan as you motion vaguely towards your chest. You have no idea how, frankly, unless the tattoo ink has bullshit magic properties. “The sky is the Dragon's domain. God has no place in it.” That’s what you get for aiming at a sweet-ass tattoo, Thunder-Face! Ha!

“I just - I just don’t know any more....” the Witch moans from off to the side, shaking slightly.

And then Strawhat slings himself forward and tries to punch the Haki-using Lightning Logia in the face.

Dumbass.

That’s apparently the cue for everyone to start attacking, judging by the sudden, rapid flurry of attacks.

>Roll 2d100 (TWOd100), best of 3

Rolled 68, 74 = 142 (2d100)

>>3511110
didn't read lol

Rolled 82, 13 = 95 (2d100)

>>3511110
Oh booy here we go

Rolled 90, 16 = 106 (2d100)

>>3511110
Gotta get that bread (Goro Goro).

Rolled 10, 85 = 95 (2d100)

>>3511110

Rolled 75, 33 = 108 (2d100)

>>3511110

did our armament Haki improve from the activation? also listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN1zAsS3hyo
during that was fucking epic

Rolled 89, 9, 28, 79, 16, 61, 74, 61, 75, 68 = 560 (10d100)

>>3511127
Oops, yes, forgot to list it.

>eeeeyyyyy

(Mysterious Skill That Totally Isn’t Armament +1! DC drops to 98!)

Precisely zero of the attacks land. Projectiles slash through the space that Enel occupied an instant before, hands reaching from the stalk to grab at nothing.

Strawbrat yelps as he hurtles through the air, reaching back out to snag the massive stem and pull himself back. “Where’d he go?!”

You switch your Observation Haki on, as you really should have before, and swing your arm around to point at - right behind Kohza, electricity crackling into human form.

>Take action?

Attack with Ka-Tan

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3511139
Background stuff

>>3511139
>shoot him again

Rolled 2, 27 = 29 (2d100)

>>3511110

>>3511139
“Sand-guy, behind you!”

>>3511139
>Shoot
Only thing we really can do. Just hope it goes Armament. Only a 98 DC after all!

...Kohza might be dead.

>>3511139
>”Kohza, six o’clock!”
>Attack with Ka-tan

>>3511139
Defend sand-guy
Lunge with Ka-tan and shout to clear the way

>>3511159
If we can yell our "turn to sand" or something, that might be better. More immediate solution. I really hope Enel can't glass him like Ace.

>>3511139
I asked this already but I'll do it again, can we use the Eisen Whip with our Swordsmanship?
Seriously, that shit would be a lot better than our current weapons.

>>3511139
>shoot as we yell "sand guy, behind you!
Really hope Kohza doesn't get glassed

>>3511169
Yes, you can, sorry. Must have missed your question before.

>>3511139
>Warn Kohza
>Attck with pistol chan

Also what do the strawhats think of us after that lightning bit? Like what went through their minds in that epic moment?

>>3511175
Alright then. In that case if we figure out how to make the blade extend we could cut through Enel without having to get close and with a bigger bonus than shooting. I dunno if anyone wants to tho.

>>3511193
Sure support.

>>3511193
Support

>>3511193
Sure, supporting.

>>3511193
Yeah, sounds good. It’s a ranged option we only have here, but we can use it while he atleast. Switch from >>3511161

We should still shout a warning.

>>3511193
yeah changing to this

>>3511139
>Warn Kohza
>Attack with pistol chan

>>3511193
Sure support - changing my vote from >>3511181
But can we warn Kohza to gtfo too?

>>3511189
Basically ‘WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK’.

You would have got a ton of questions, but everyone was somewhat distracted by the fact there’s a lightning guy planning to kill them all.


>Roll 1d100, best of 3 for not-sword
You’ll be shouting as well.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>3511219

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>3511219

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3511219

Guys, metal conducts.
If any non-projectile attack has a risk of automatically getting electrocuted in return, I dont like our chances with swords/meteor.
Even cloud sword is made out of iron cloud.
I vote for just shooting away and praying for that 3% of Armament kicking in.
>>3511139
>Warn Mr.Sandman
>Shoot to kill Sparky McLightning

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>3511219

Rolled 34, 59 = 93 (2d100)

Heading home, update later, sorry.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3511219
Get fucked Enel.

>>3511235
Oof, hope it's the latter roll that's Kohza's

>>3511193
No the cloud sword is dumb.

>>3511227
>Metal conducts
Well why not use Meteor hammer to block the blow and drop it? At the very least we could also chuck both or a cannon ball and shift his attack into a glancing blow. Praying for a miracle doesnt always work, even if Flashman was blessed by Seasus.

>>3511265
Pretty sure if Flashy is holding meteor when it gets hits by lightning he'll get electrocuted too. It moves fast.

>>3511265
Can we redirect it? I think enel has full control his lightning so we shouldn't be able to.

>>3511275
It's got two ends right? Who says we need to hold onto it and not just yeet one end with a kick?

>>3511279
Even if we cant redirect it, we could at least put it in his path of travel. Unless he decides to either a)move right through it or b)bust Meteor-sama and thunder shapnels Mr. Sandman.

>>3511279
We did also no-sell his lightning. If he's been paying attention and isnt too cocksure he may back off if Meteor-sama comes at him. Like a game of chicken.

Back.

>Roll 1d2, best 2 of 3

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3511431

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3511431
uh oh

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3511431

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3511431
d2? How strange.

dice+1d2

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>>3511432
>>3511434
>>3511435
Hmmmm

I smell Dice God fuckery

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rollin

>>3511431
Front
Welcome back

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>>3511432
>>3511434
>>3511435
>>3511436
>>3511439

Rolled 2 (1d2)

checkin

>>3511431
Oh shit, what is this for? Hitting Enel instead of Kohza?

>>3511432
>>3511434
>>3511435
>>3511436
>>3511439
>>3511442
Okay no, seriously.

What in the Goddamn?

>>3511431
Oh, it's for swapping weapons, right?

Imma keep rollin til I see a one.

>>3511446
After doing the math, chamces of rolling all these 2’s in a row on a d2 are 1.5265%

>>3511456
So one in a hundred. Sooo a crit, basically.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3511459
I wouldn't argue for that, we get enough crits as is. No need to anger the Dice Gods by gettin greedy.

>>3511460
...make that .78125%

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rollin Rollin Rollin

Rolled 1 (1d2)

ok so a 1 in 128 chance... fuck it lets do more

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Keep those dice a rollin

well i broke it, but it got to 1 in 256 so 0.39% chance

>>3511432
>>3511434
>>3511435
>>3511436
>>3511439
>>3511442
>>3511460
>>3511463
And so it ends. >>3511464

>>3511464
you fucked it, anon
but still, with all the current rolls, that’s a .390625% chance. interesting

I'm not really a fan of counting this as a crit or something, d2s are like that sometimes

*Concerned Hype*

>>3511469
BPQM said that with 3 consecutive same rolls we get Conqueror's Haki, and we just did it almost 3 time over. So come on, I wanna see it in post and in pastebin.

>>3511480
Congratulations.
You played yourself, BP.

>>3511480
to be fair 3 consecutive rolls on a d100 is a 1 in a million chance of occurence, this is merely a 1 in 256, still pretty damn good but not as insane

>>3511480
Now that’s a bit much. I’d like to see SOMETHING for this, but that’s overboard.

>>3511480
Yeah that was probably intended for d100s. While what just happened was funny, I don't think that was ever what the qm intended

>>3511480
Let's be fair here. That was meant for normal dice, not a coin flip.

>>3511459
1/64 actually.

>>3511483
Eh, 3 consecutive d100 is a one in a million if you are aiming for a specific number, like three times a natural 100.
If its ANY 3 consecutive d100 (1,1,1 or 2,2,2 or 3,3,3 etc)its 'only' one in 10000.

>>3511506
?????
No.

>>3511506
What? It's plenty wrong. What did formula did you use?

>>3511506
No more talking about dice rolls. Stop wasting posts.

>>3511511
>>3511512
Sorry I was thinking of a different form

Rolled 39, 80, 10, 40, 45, 7, 82, 47, 43, 48 = 441 (10d100)

.... So I think 2 came out on top there, congrats.

>>3511447
DING DING DING~!

>not-sword
>Succeeded at not fumbling during weapon-change, Ambidextrous trait now has 55% chance to change weapons smoothly mid-fight.

"BEHIND YOU," you yell at Kohza, already moving to sheathe-Ka-tan-unsheathe-not-sword, the unfamiliar hilt in your grip as you direct the blade -

It misses, but it doesn't matter, because he'd already seen you point, throwing himself to the side and avoiding the lightning that explodes down where he'd stood.

More attacks lash out at Enel, shouted attack names barely audible above roaring cracks of lightning and the blood rushing in your ears.

Everyone's moving, all too aware that standing still means possibly having Enel end up behind THEM, even if Kohza's his main target.

"I'M the Captain!" Strawbrat's obnoxious cry of frustration is accompanied by another pointless, rubbery punch, but the God doesn't bother dodging this time; instead, he stands right there and lets the fist hit him. And through him.

And then, as the Strawhats scream at their Captain's dumbassery, he electrocutes him.

Or tries.

".... Oh, yeah." Sanji muses in the ensuing silence as everyone stares at the stretched arm now waving about inside Enel's sparking body. "Rubber."

The God manages to speak, despite his dropped has. "WHAT *ARE* YOU?!"

"I just said," Strawbrat scowls, still flailing wildly through the electric body. "I'm the Captain! Stop focusing on Kohza and fight me!"

.... That's not how it works.

Enel's face relaxes, turning to a wide, brutal grin. "Ya ha haaaaa! You really think that's all God can do?"

"You can die," Zoro suggests, blunt as ever.

Enel's hand tightens on that weird gold staff, even as he grins wider. "A weak God and weaker followers... I'm done with you all."

Your Haki screams a warning, but you don't have time to give one yourself, as the tip of the golden staff melts and reforms in a second into a spear, slamming towards Strawbrat.

>Roll 2d100, best of 3.

Rolled 19, 73 = 92 (2d100)

>>3511529

Rolled 45, 27 = 72 (2d100)

>>3511529

Rolled 68, 77 = 145 (2d100)

>>3511529

Rolled 47, 21 = 68 (2d100)

>>3511529

>>3511529

Rolled 70, 37 = 107 (2d100)

>>3511529

Rolled 49, 8 = 57 (2d100)

Rolled 60, 9 = 69 (2d100)

>>3511529

Rolled 89, 24 = 113 (2d100)

>>3511529

>>3511539
>>3511540
>>3511541
68, 77
meh, could be better, could be worse

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>Roll 1d100

If this is 1, best of 3, 2 is middle of 3, 3 is worst of 3.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3511563

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3511563

Rolled 33 (1d100)

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3511563

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3511563
>mid of 3
oof

>>3511568
>>3511566
>>3511548
Oh my~

>>3511563
Actually luffy should be able to hurt enel, or else how did he manage to defeat him in canon

Luffy is rubber

>>3511579
I vaguely remember a giant ball of gold

well luffy is working on 3d100 as well, will of D OP in OP

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>>3511584
The ball of gold I believe was to slow Luffy down or Enel's attempt at capturing him.

>>3511588
YEAH RIGHT THERE!

he's touching and hitting enel physically, because he's rubber so enel doesn't have the ability to just phase through him

>>3511579
Luffy can hit him. Basically, if enel tries to do the “Hah your fist passes through me logia bs” he’ll get punched in the face. Enel has to actively dodge and flow around luffys punches, which is pretty easy due to his haki.

Luffy circumvented this by bouncing his fists off the walls randomly so no haki predictions.

Its hilarious that OP re-read through Skypea for this arc and SOMEHOW forgot that Luffy can actually hurt Enel.

>>3511603
Anyone else hear a retcon coming up?

>>3511603
Luffy CAN hurt Enel, enel has just been dodging. His form is fluid, a dodge from enel looks a lot like just letting an attack pass through like he did with our bullet.

>>3511603
I just assumed Enel was dodging with his Haki.

>>3511603
Because I can't possibly describe how much I utterly loathe the Skypiea arc and want to boot every last part of it from my memory. Eh, I'll rewrite last update, whatever.

i dont think luffy has actually tried to hit enel yet, dude has been attacking kohza the whole time

>>3511608
>>3511529
>The fist hit him. And through him.
>he electrocutes him.

>>3511609
Yes, it’s the difference between letting a fist phase straight through him and “Oh let me move this part of my face around the attack.”

The former actually touches enel the latter does not.

>>3511609
He's dodging most people's attacks with his Haki, the melee fighters are mostly staying back at the moment.

I was sure I recalled him changing to Logia lightning while Luffy was punching him at one point, but I guess not? Oh well. It makes no logical sense that Luffy would be able to punch him when he should just be immune to the electricity, but One Piece logic I guess.

>>3511618
well its the same logic by which you can punch crocodile when hes wet, when he should just be a muddy sand logia in that case

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>doodly doo, ignore last update

"BEHIND YOU," you yell at Kohza, already moving to sheathe-Ka-tan-unsheathe-not-sword,the unfamiliar hilt in your grip as you direct the blade -

It misses, but it doesn't matter, because he'd already seen you point, throwing himself to the side and avoiding the lightning that explodes down where he'd stood.

More attacks lash out at Enel, shouted attack names barely audible above roaring cracks of lightning and the blood rushing in your ears.

Everyone's moving, all too aware that standing still means possibly having Enel end up behind THEM, even if Kohza's his main target.

"I'M the Captain!" Strawbrat's obnoxious cry of frustration is accompanied by another pointless, rubbery punch, but the God doesn't bother dodging this time; instead, he stands right there and lets the fist hit him.

Literally hit him.

'God' folds in half, flying backwards and off the stalk fast enough that you barely catch the expression on his face, even if your Haki tells you it's pain-shock-confusion -

And then, as Strawbrat whoops in glee, lightning shoots up from the air, feeling like rage, hate, and an absolute focus on murder.

He doesn't even both with taking human form, before lightning crashes down.

1 Nami
2 Sanji
3 Usopp
4 Sogeking
5 Chopper
6 Vivi
7 Kohza
8 Carue
9 Robin
10 Free choice (not you or Luffy)

>Roll 1d10, first three count. Then vote for two of them.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3511636

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3511636
Well, shit.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3511636

Rolled 1 (1d10)

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3511636
Uh oh

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3511636
Sanji, khoza

>>3511643
>>3511644
>Usopp
But hes not there...

>>3511641
>>3511643
>>3511644
>the duck and a guy who isn't even here
Lol

>>3511636
>>3511641
>>3511643
>>3511644
Typical Usopp luck. Well, if there's anything he has it's durability so...
>Usopp

Well Ussop and Carue are dead

>>3511636
>>3511641
>>3511643
>>3511644
Usopp or Carue.
Looks like tomorrows menu includes crispy fried duck.

>>3511652
Ohh, I think I misread the prompt.
Vote for two more other than the ones rolled? Too used to the typical "vote from the ones rolled."

>>3511636
...If we have to vote for two out of the three, and two of them are Usopp, does that mean we can vote for Usopp twice?

Rolled 1, 100 = 101 (2d100)

Oops, sorry, I changed some names around while copy and pasting from the notes app. Replace Usopp with Zoro, so Zoro and Carue are having a shocking time. How delightful.

These rolls are Carue, then Zoro.

>>3511667
... dude wtf are your dice smoking

>>3511667
WHAT.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>3511667
...... Um.

>>3511667
Pffffffffffft. HAHAHA. WE'RE HAVING ROASTED DUCK FOR DINNER BOYS!

And Zoro just did something reaaaaally bullshit.

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>>3511667
>1, 100

>>3511667
So the Bird is super dead, and Zoro lives (With Aramament?)

>>3511667
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Zoro just saw us do armament and had a flash of inspiration didnt he?

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>>3511667
Press F for Carue. And congrats to Zoro.

>>3511667
Either Zoro's gonna save Carue or Vivi's about to realize pirate life ain't always happy and bright

>>3511667
CARUEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>3511681
>F
>Zoro right now

>>3511667
Time for a 21 pistol-chan salute for the brave military man, Carue. You did good, Captain.

>>3511685
H-hopefully it’s a comedic knockout, right?

>>3511679
.... I.... think so? I mean, he already has metal cutting and flying slashes down as well, so...

Fucking Zoro. Motherfucker.

And RIP Carue, 51 isn't enough to stop him from being Kentucky Fried Duck.

If anyone wants to use their nat100 reward, I'll allow it to save Carue. Otherwise, he's a dead duck.

>>3511667

That poor, poor birb.

>>3511683
Inb4 Zoro cuts a lightning bolt in half.

>>3511693
Can't zoro use his 100 to save him?

>>3511693
Farewell reward.
I must save birb.

>>3511693
I like the duck, and everyone else has survived Enel, so sure I'll use mine to save him.

Carue can't die! he has yet to reveal his tragic backstory!

>>3511698
Supporting this
Will make for a nice Shonen Moment(tm)

>>3511700
...I totally didn't put my name in the option's field like an idiot. Really.

>>3511693
we can't make vivi cry, save the dumb chicken
let him fall ko dramatically ...pls

>>3511693
The bird is dead. He died well.
Maybe now Vivi will go home to lay him to rest.

If Carue survives this he is gonna totally train till he can dodge lightning, right?

>>3511703
Well.
Uhm.
I guess you keep your 100 reward.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>3511698
I'm gonna go with no on that one, because otherwise all the characters would be getting re-roll when they score a 100, and that's just too silly for a serious, logical quest like this.

>>3511699
>>3511700
.... Never mind.

Okay, 1 is using WhoAnon's crit and 2 is Poll's.

>>3511714
Use them both, and we get two carue's from Enel's attack

>>3511714
Nevermind then.

>Zoro loses Wado
>immediately stops jobbing and starts doing incredible shit
Guys is Wado a cursed sword?

>>3511708
Well, think about it like this.

Humans are able to train themselves to reach ridiculous levels of physical prowess. Superhuman strength, superhuman speed, despite not being inherently built to favor either.

And Carue is a Super Spot-Billed Duck, which are said to be able to run faster than a leopard.

If he decides to train, then he might become one of the fastest creatures alive.

>>3511727
>the girl fell down the stairs because of Wado curse

>>3511714
Gimme confirmation QM who's crit am i knocking off (which could have been used to get CH) to save a glorified chocobo

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>>3511731
Carue is a Yu Gi Oh card.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>in any other quest these dice would be weird

Lightning strikes. All at once, a hundred bolts rumble into existence, ozone burning in your nose, as they slam towards -

Carue.

The duck's been hanging back since the beginning, as with Chopper, thanks to their inability to help - apparently Enel is only too happy to take advantage of this weakness.

Carue doesn't have time to run or even freeze up as the bolts fly and Vivi screams, but it doesn't matter, because Roronoa Zoro is apparently more bullshit than Logias.

The lightning smashes into his two crossed swords, his face pinched and snarling, body and weapons wrapped in a faint sheen of black as the electricity wraps around him, jumping, sparking, before finally leaping away as it fails to penetrate.

Once more, everyone pauses to regard someone with blatant disbelief, as Zoro's heavy breathing pierces the air.

"Okay, seriously," Sanji says, eyes flicking between you and Zoro. "What the shit? Is that a swordsman thing?"

No, that's... you're pretty sure that was Armament.

"Good swords," Zoro decides, looking casual as Carue manages to close his beak.

That has nothing to do with your crappy swords, you dick! How the fuck did he just spontaneously awaken Armament?! The fuck?! Why don't YOU have it?! That's not fair!

Fuck it.

>Shoot Enel while he's still freaking out.
>Use not-sword to impale Enel while he's still freaking out.
>Try not to cry, fail, cry a lot.
>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.
>Other?


>>3511735
It rolled 2, so Poll's.

>>3511718
The secret method to super spot billed duck reproduction - getting hit by lightning.

>>3511751
>>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.

>>3511667
>Flashy tanks lightning with armament
>Zoro rolls a nat 100 vs lightning right after
Truly fated rivals, these two

>>3511751
>>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.
Fukken 98 DC, just let Luffy take care of him

Our guaranteed combat crit should make throwing a cannonball at the important ship all kinda of hilarious. Or it might let us Haki and shoot Enel in the head. Both are good options.

>Use not-sword to impale Enel while he's still freaking out.

>>3511751
>Shoot Enel while he's still freaking out.
Pistol-chan, its time for an all out attack!

Rolled 48 (1d100)

Rolling for Tashigi's survival with cursed sword Wado.

>>3511751
>Use not-sword to impale Enel while he's still freaking out.
I've had enough of your shit, Eminem.

>>3511751
>>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.
Quick while the fucker is distracted by Zoro! Fuck The Ship!

>>3511766
>Fuck The Ship!
I know this is 69 Quest, but it's still a work safe board.

>>3511751
>Shoot Enel while he's still freaking out.

>>3511768
Come on now BPQM, don't you want to oil the Maxim's engines~?

>>3511751
>>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.

>>3511751
>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>3511772
will delete the other one in a moment
1 for Cannonball Ship
2 for Cannonball Enerumem
3 for not-sword Enerumem
4 Shoot Enerumem
DICE GODS GUIDE MY ROLL

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>>3511751
>Shoot Enel while he's still freaking out.

>>3511776
DICE WILLS IT!

>>3511761
Inb4 she falls down some stairs

>>3511751
We burn our nat100 and Lolona taks the credit what kind of bulshit is this!

>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.

>>3511784
>inb4 we have to burn all our nat100s to beat Lightning McDouche and go back to square 1 regarding Conqueror's Haki

6-2-4 cannonball, stab, shoot

>Which part of the weird ship-thing are you aiming for? Or are just going to throw and trust to the Dice Gods?

>>3511790
as long as we get his fruit i'd consider it worth it.

>>3511751
>>Fuck it, cannonball that weird ship, it must be important.

>>3511751
>Use not-sword to impale Enel while he's still freaking out.
Fuck you, Zoro! We’ll use Armament too! Just watch us!

Do not fucking touch Ark Maxim. It will be ours, a WMD in our back pocket for if we need to go Punished Flashman.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>Dice Gods
I have made my sacrifices like a good little worshiper

>>3511792
The big paddle circle thingy at the very back

>>3511790
Honestly, Enel is supposed to be TOUGH. I dunno if people really expected to just pull out Armament and casually chop his head off, but it's not supposed to happen that way.

... I mean, Dice Gods MIGHT make it happen, but that's just because they hate me.

>>3511792
Rotor thingy in the back

>>3511792
>Trust in the Dice gods.

>>3511792
The rod holding the rotors together on the side

>>3511792
>Trust in the Dice gods. Faith in the Dice gods.

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>>3511792
>>Target one of the large rotary pieces.

>>3511792
A pole holding one of the side rotors. Unbalance it.

>>3511792
>Big face thingy
and if damaging that makes ark inoperable, go for
>big spinny circle in the back
instead.
Basically take it ouf but not destroy.

>>3511815
Support

>>3511823
As of this vote, 3 3 4 for Dice Gods, back, side.

Vote remains open as it's close.

>>3511792
>trust to the Dice Gods

>>3511792
>Rotor
Bring it down

>>3511792
>trust to the Dice Gods

>>3511693
>.. I.... think so? I mean, he already has metal cutting and flying slashes down as well, so.
I swear watching Zoro and Flashman outdo each other is like watching an episode of DragonBall Z

>>3511848
>Zoro sees Flashman can cut metal
>Zoro can now cut metal

>Flashman sees zoro widen cuts
>Flashman can now widen cuts

>Zoro Knows Flashman have Observation
>Zoro Makes a mental note for later

>Flashman Knows Zoro can make Ranged cuts
>Flashman Makes a mental note for later

>Zoro sees Flashman Awaken Armament
>Zoro now Awakens Armament

Whats next? im putting my bets on the following

>Flashman sees Zoro Awaken Conquerors
>Flashman Awakens Conquerors

>>3511860
Airslash counters

No sword style

And maybe some bullet deflections

>>3511860
Nah, next most likely would be something like Geppo. We taught him Kami-e basics.

Then when that happens we finally tri-wield Cut-chan, Ka-tan, and Jitte-san.

>>3511877
>three-sword style without a third sword

He will flip his shit

>>3511860
I don't know how I could possibly make Sogeking your rival now, because apparently you and Zoro are destined instead.

Maybe Sogeking and Tashigi can be rivals?

Looks like Dice Gods have won, so...
>Roll 1d100, best of 3.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>3511883

>>3511880
>>3511877
Tri-wield pistol-chan, Meteor-sama, and the fans.

Three-sword style, without a sword.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3511883

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3511883
Hear our plea, Dice Gods! Strike down the pretender Enel!

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3511883

>>3511886
IT'S HAPPENING

>>3511886
Nice

>>3511886

welp, time to make a trip

>>3511886
>Enel HATED that.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3511883

>>3511860
You just know that ZoroXArthur is the alternate universe's favorite Yaoi pairing
Or ArthurXany other guy
>>3511886
ABSOLUTE
MAD
MAN
SHONEN GODS AND DICE GODS ARE THE SAME PASS IT ON

>>3511886
DICE GODS ARE THE ONE TRUE GOD HERE AAAAAAAA

>>3511886
We lose one and get it right back haha

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>>3511886
HAAA
We really are the fucking Devil.

>>3511886
>what in the god damn

>>3511886
Hahaha hahaha!

Useded a crit. and immediately got one back.

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>>3511886
Fan fuckin tastic Anon get your trip so i can add it to the tally

(Note that we are back to 9 crits and if we didn't save the duck we'd be 1 away from CH)

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>3511792
I place my trust in the dice.

>>3511880
As long as we have Ka-tan in our mouth we'll be fine

>>3511886
Whelp. Thats an Armament Activation.

I think its going to be a meme this entire fight, that we roll high enough to activate Armament, only when we're NOT attacking Enel with it.

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>>3511886

>>3511906
>
already did

>>3511886
Guys?

Is this... Is this normal?

>>3511922
>Is this... Is this normal?
No. This is Flashman.

>>3511922
Yes

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>>3511886
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>3511922
The dice gods will not abide a pretender to their throne. There can be no other gods before them.

>>3511922
For Flashman? ...Yes

>>3511880
What better way to taunt the sword purist by using three sword style with a jitte.

God Flashman and Zoro are actually perfect eternal rivals. Usopp can have the title of best pirate buddy instead. Sogeking gets nothing because he's kidnapping weirdo.

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>>3511886
Okay, seriously, are we even human--

Ah, right. I forgot about our BS bloodlines.

In before someone decides to ship us with this particular lass, because justice. Scary, frightening, justice.

>>3511922
It's the new normal if that's what you mean.
Frankly at this point it's more surprising when it doesn't happen.

>>3511922
No. This is The Dragon Defending His Domain From An Arrogant Trespasser. Nothing about this is normal.

>>3511936
i forgot about that bitch, god why did u remind me of her fuckin existence? i was happy until now.

how badly will qm weep if we get counquoreres haki

>>3511922
We are Cannonball GOD.

>>3511942
Seeing as how we're literally just 1 nat 100 away from it and the only reason we don't have it now is because anons don't want vivi to realize there are consequences to being a pirate

A lot

>>3511942
I'm still holding out that we don't, but quest players gonna power-game, I suppose.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3511942
Let me roll and see.

>>3511942
When, not if. Unless the dice go completely tsun-tsun it really is only a matter of time.

>>3511942
...I do believe we've discovered the One Piece world's origin story.
An endless flood that only abs can prevent.

>>3511949
Gotta agree with you.

>>3511935
>What better way to taunt the sword purist by using three sword style with a jitte.
Easy. THREE jittes.

>>3511942
I will dehydrate myself into a shrivelled prune.

>smoboss' face when you turn up after less than a week away, with a Logia, Armament Haki, a fire-spewing lance, and possibly a snake the size of a battleship. and probably fucking conquerors as well.

>>3511949
>>3511957
Sorry you're allergic to fun.

>>3511922
This is the Will of D, the power only held by those called God’s Enemy. Further, it is a Dragon casting down a false idol from their Celestial Domain.

>>3511959
>Flashman are you trying to get promoted past me?
>I'm sorry commodore I can't hear you from my rear admiral chair

>>3511964
We can have fun (as has been demonstrated in the 16 prior threads) without Conquerors Haki.

>"guys we should keep the Ark so we have a-"
>SUPERYEET
>Ark explodes
>"Nevermind."
Least Enel won't be escaping.

>>3511971
Why does your ID keep changing?
Or do the people that don't want us to get CH just not participate?

>>3511959
I'm still trying to wrap my head around on how Flashman had such bad grades in the Academy but consistently pulls the kinda bullshit he does after being out of said Academy for... what, six months?

>>3511978
No candy allowed in the academy.

>>3511978
Eh. Some people, myself included actually, are just kinetic learners. Gain proficiency far faster and easier by doing, rather than trying to study theory out of a book.

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>>3511978
He was motivated.

>>3511977
Because I'm neither of the people you originally responded to?

>>3511978
There needs to be a class reunion episode just to see the looks on people's faces when Flashy starts talking about his time as a marine photographer and it's 1000% crazier than everything they've done so far.

>>3511978
Well, uh, the Dice Gods didn't know him then-

>>3511980
Actually, this makes sense. It was all the candy!

All right, guys:
>Roll 1d100, best of 3

>>3511977

I just don't like how Flashman is suddenly getting all the goodies so quickly with little to no effort. Just makes me think of terrible OC fan characters.

>>3511984
wasn't*

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>3511989

>>3511987
Oh ok so you're just complaining about the direction of the quest despite not actually participating

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3511989
K

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3511989

>>3511988
And everyone thinks it's all complete bullshit until Flashman pulls out copies of the incident reports.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3511989
Can I go?

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>3511989
YEET

>>3511996
Stahp, ignore the naysayers and enjoy the ride

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3511989

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>>3511997