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Let’s play Pokémon. For this one we’re headed back to Kanto, with the loose framework of the original game. We’ll stick with the original 150 monsters as well, for now. I’m going to try to keep combat light, with 1-2 rolls per big fight, with difficulty based on cleverness or efficacy of our tactics.

You’re a kid from Pallet, and today is the first day of your Pokémon adventure. What new friends will you meet? What kind of adventures will you find? But most importantly...

Are you a boy? Or a girl?

>Boy
>Girl
>Random (roll 1d2)

—————————-
This is my first attempt at a quest, go easy on me.
Feel free to suggest any course of action! I’ll try to adhere to democracy but if something funny catches my eye, I might go with that.
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>>3584295
>Boy
Disregard the gay above me.
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>>3584295
>boy
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>3584295
>Random
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>>3584295
>Boy

One or two rolls per fight’s fine for now, but maybe expand on it a bit as our Pokémon hit higher levels? Not really a lot of rooms for tactics and the like, with only a couple of rolls involved in each battle. This is only suggestion of course, run things how you like.
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Sweet, you’re a dude and you’ve got the bits to prove it. Time to set off on your Pokémon jour-
Wait. You have no Pokémon,
What do?
>Run into the tall grass like an idiot
>See the Pokémon Professor
>Check your PC
>Write In
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>>3584383
>>Run into the tall grass like an idiot
Proper starters are for nerds
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>>3584383
>Run into the tall grass like an idiot
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>>3584374
Any suggestions on running the thing are totally welcome, I’m winging it.
I figure Gym / rival fights might be a bit more complicated, but I def. don’t want to get mired down in combat for random pokes / regular trainers. Feel free to yell at me if things are lame and we can adjust!
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>>3584383
>Check your PC
Cute art style, OP.
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>>3584383
rush in there like a man!
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>>3584383
>Check your PC
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>>3584383
>check PC
>run into the tall grass
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>>3584383
>Run into the tall grass like an idiot
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>You rush into the grass
You’ve always been told to stay out of the grass, but you were never the brightest voltorb in the bucket, were you?

Uh oh Spaghetti-O, a [Wild Rattata] appears! And it’s PISSED. It may not be the mightiest of mons, but if this sucker sinks his fangs into you you’re in big trouble. What do?
>Sensibly run away
>Scream for help
>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
>write in

(We can check PC later... if we survive.)
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>>3584390
THINGS ARE LAME, ADJUST!

Jokes aside, that’s fine, yeah. Don’t mind if wild Pokémon battles and the like are fairly quick, just as long as important battles are more in-depth.
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>>3584416
>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

It’ll be our introduction to battling!...with our fists!
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>>3584416
>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
Were going to punch this guy into our friend.
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>>3584416
>Use Roar
>Use Tackle
>Grab it by its tail and throat, yank them apart with all our strength until it stops struggling
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>>3584430
Anon, we're not a Pogaymun.
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>>3584416
>Sensibly run away
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>>3584416
>>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
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>>3584416
We're going to learn how to battle by hand! Punch that thing!
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>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
Silly bitch looked at you sideways, time to catch these hands.

Open to suggestions on how to rate / roll difficulty, but for this one I’ll say anything out of d10 4+ Is a success.

Dice+1d10
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3584463
>>3584470
I am hideously stupid
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3584463
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3584463
write that shit in the options field
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>>3584474
>>3584475
>>3584476
Uhhh
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>>3584476
>>3584475
>>3584474
Ratata blown out forever and for all time
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>>3584474
>>3584475
>>3584476
great success, pound this rat good.
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>>3584474
>>3584476
Damn.
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>>3584483
Watch your wording, anon!
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>>3584476
Did we rip its head off
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>>3584474
>>3584475
>>3584476
I'm reporting animal abuse.
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>>3584486
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>>3584474
>>3584475
>>3584476
JESUS CHRIST.
It’s still alive (you think), but it’s certainly never going to be the same.
Even though you’ve got no pokeballs, YOU CAUGHT A RATTATA!
Guess you’re going to have to drag it around with you, for now.
What do?
>See the professor
>Have mom heal the rat
>Check PC
>write in
(Also suggest names for our new friend!)
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>>3584502
>>See the professor
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>>3584502
>Have mom heal the rat
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>>3584502
>Have mom heal the rat
They always turn out okay after mom heals them.
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>>3584502
>Have mom heal the rat
Trash panda
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>>3584502
>Check PC
>Leave the Rattata here

Unless it’s in the top percentage of Rattatas, it ain’t worth our time.
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>>3584511
You know what, he has a point.
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>>3584508
What about us? We didn't come out alright ;_;
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>>3584502
>Have mom heal the rat
>Check PC
>Send the rat away
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>>3584523
Ehh, I guess this is fine. We can at least get it fixed up before releasing it into the wild.
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>>3584502
What do?
>See the professor
>Have mom heal the rat
We are a trainer now!
His name shall be Stuart and he shall.be our Mouse.
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>>3584502
>Have mom heal the rat
>Check PC
>See the professor

>>3584511
but it could be. surely the pokemon professor has some sort of system to rate an individual pokemon's value.
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>Have mom heal the rat
You decide to call him [STUART].
Mom will have him right as rain in no time, but you probably have some time to kill before she works her [MOM MAGIC]. What do?
>Check PC
>See Professor
>Play SNES
>Write In
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>>3584552
>See professor
>Either get balls from him or buy some, don't want the rato murdering your mom
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>>3584552
>Check PC
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>>3584552
>See Professor
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>>3584552
>See Professor
About getting a pokéball for your new Pokémon.
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>>3584557
This
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>>3584552
>>See Professor
>Seduce mom
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>>3584566
+1
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>>3584558
Changing to see professor

>>3584566
>>3584578
Disregard females, acquire Pokemon.
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Staving off thoughts of seducing your own mother, you head over to see [OAK], he’s been expecting you! God, what a total chad.
Anyway, since he’s responsible for getting you started on your Pokémon journey, he offers you up a free starter! Score!
What do you choose?
>Charmander
>Squirtle
>Bulbasuar
>Stick with just Rattata
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>>3584590
>Charmander

Simultaneously managing to be both the most plebeian and patrician choice
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>>3584590
Bulbasaur.
#001Gang
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>>3584590
Bulbasaur
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>>3584590
>Squirtle
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>>3584590
>>Charmander
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>>3584590
CHADmander
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>>3584590
>Bulbasuar
> don't get too proud old man *shake fist*
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>Charmader
Fire. Awesome.
But before you can get acquainted with your new pal...
“How’s it hangin, nerd?”

Oh great. It’s the douchebag from next door. This dude has been grinding your gears since kindergarten.
“So what do ya say, how about we have our very first Pokémon battle?” He says after deliberately picking a squirtle to counter your charmader. What an asssssshole.
What do?
>Pokémon Battle!
>Human Battle!
>Run like a bitch
>Write in
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>>3584657
>Pokémon Battle!
We ain't no bitch.
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>>3584657
>Write in
Pokémon AND human battle. We beat the shit out of this douchenozzle while Charmander wins his first battle
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>>3584657
>Pokémon Battle!

I'm almost for >>3584668
but I think there will be other, better times for a human battle.
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>>3584675
True
I guess we wouldn’t wanna wipe the floor with Blue in front of his Grandpa. That’s both agitated both of them and cause him to be an extra jerk later
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>>3584657
>>Human Battle!
Our fists have never failed us!
HYAAAAAH!
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>Pokémon Battle
You reserve the right to punch [BLUE] in his stupid fucking face. For now.

This is your first battle, but you’ve seen it on T.V. You’re practically an expert. Charmander knows 2 moves: Scratch & Growl. Squirtle is tough, it’s gonna be an uphill battle.
What Do?
>Scratch
>Growl
>Fight Dirty
>Write in
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>>3584697
>Growl
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>>3584697
>>Fight Dirty
Charmander, use Scratch on Gary!
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>>3584697
>Write in
Kick squirtle in the nuts
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>>3584708
>kicking a shell
Are you retarded?
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>>3584708
Roll a D10. We'll consider cheating a high probability of success, but the results will be disastrous if we fuck up.

Anything 4 and up and we kick him square in the squirtle.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3584717
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>>3584717
dice+1d10
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3584717
TURTLE
SOUP
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>THUNK
While his shell is thick, the impact of Charmander’s kick is enough to send the water type pokemon’s Gonads into a state of shock. And pain. Lots and lots of pain.

So you win! Sort of. Actually you’re disqualified, but the moral victory is yours for sure. You receive no prize money.

Oak pulls you aside.
“Not cool, bro. But here, take this stuff and get out of my office.”
He hands you [5 POKEBALLS] and a [POKEDEX]. Sweet. You’re just about ready to start your adventure for real!
What do?
>Pick up Stuart
>Find a map
>Check PC
>Write in
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>disqualified
That doesn't sound too ba-
>disappointing Prof. Oak
Instant regret.
>>3584745
>Check PC
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>>3584745
>check PC
>pick up Stuart
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>Check PC
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>Check PC
Time to wind down for a bit after that tense battle, you head home and boot up the ol’ PC.
So many options!
>Check Item Storage
>Read News
>Browse Web
>Write in
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>>3584791
>Check Item Storage
Let's not water time.
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>>3584791
>Write in
There's a porn folder, how can you not offer this?
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>>3584791
>Item storage
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>Item Storage
One lousy potion. Nice!
No more need for the PC... right?
What do?
>Get Stuart & Get Going
>Find a Map
>Check Pokédex
>Write In
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Gotta call it a night, I'll try to be back tomorrow evening. This has been fun! Hope everyone is enjoying.
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>>3584800
It's not like this is a Fenoxo game where not jacking off is a detriment.
>>3584811
>Find a Map
>Apologize to Stuart for violating the NAP and ask if it wants to stay at home, leave or come with us.
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>>3584811
>Get Stuart
>tell him to submit to the pokeball or submit to the fist
>Check Pokedex to see how strong the bros are
>enter the long grass
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This quest is already great, I love the comedy but like most pokemon quests I love it'll die early on and then never return. Please I just want Pokemon Myths and Legends to come back

>>3584811
>Find a Map
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>>3584811
>>Get Stuart & Get Going
Who the fuck uses the map.
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>>3584811
>>Get Stuart & Get Going
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>>3584811
>Find a map.
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>>3584811
>>3584822
This
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>>3584854
>Please I just want Pokemon Myths and Legends to come back

I miss it too anon, I miss it too. Maybe glacier will show up again some day, who knows?
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>>3584811
>Get Stuart & Get Going
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Did we seriously name that Ratata fucking Stuart?
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>>3585236
It's a reference to Stuart Little. I thought it would be funny
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>>3584745
>Pick up Stuart
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>Pick up Stuart
Alright let’s grab the rat and get out of here, [MOM] should have him healthy by now.
You head downstairs.
“Oh, how embarrassing! You caught me in the middle of my workout. Your Pokémon is totally healed up but,,, I think there might be something wrong with this one.”
What do?
>Inspect Stuart
>Inspect Mom
>Head to Route 1
>Write in
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>>3586288
>Inspect Mom
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>Inspect Mom
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>>3586288
>Inspect Mom
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>>3586288
>Connect the other joycon and summon your r63 clone
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>Inspect Mom
Ok, so mom’s built like a brick house and thinks nothing of parading around wearing things like.. that. Doesn’t she know there’s a growing young man in the house? This woman, Jeeze.

Anyway, ogling your own mother isn’t going to get you any closer to becoming the Pokémon champion, so let’s move on, shall we?
What do?
>Hit Mom up for some cash
>Inspect Stuart
>Head out
>Write in
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>>3586401
>>Inspect Stuart
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>>3586401
>>3586394
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>>3586394
>>3586405
>>3586407
Joy... Con?
You’ve go no idea what that is. You do have your trusty GameBoy Color™, it’s the latest thing!
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>>3586401
>do a barrel roll!
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>>3586401
>Head out
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>>3586401
>>Inspect Stuart
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>Head Out
Better get a move on before something embarrassing happens. Off to Route 1!
Virdian City isn’t even that far away, you can see it from here!
What do?
>Head Straight to Viridian
>Poke around in the grass
>Check Items
>Write in
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>>3586483
>Poke around in the grass
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>>3586483
Forgot the doodle
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>>3586483
>>Poke around in the grass
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>>3586483
can we put stuart inside a pokeball?
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>>3586506
Dude, thats not how you should treat your starter.
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>>3586506
How about
>>3586401
>Put Mom inside a Poke Ball
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>>3586506
>>3586515
You try, but whatever tech the ball uses doesn’t seem to recognize him.

Stuart must be... special.
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>>3586524
>>Poke around in the grass

well do this then, at least as his first attack we can throw him at the enemy
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>Poke around in the grass
You kick dirt around for a few minutes and...
Holy FUCK it’s a pidgy. You’ve never really wanted one of those, really. You think about punching it, but that was probably a one time thing. You’d have to get reaaaally lucky to land a blow on anything faster or smarter than Stuart.
What do?
>Send in Charmander
>Send in Stuart
>Run Away
>Write in
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>>3586537
>>Send in Stuart
>Punch it while Stuart distracts it
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>>3586537
>>Send in Stuart
Yeah, everyone knows Spearows are superior.
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>>3586537
>Send in Charmander
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>>3586537
>>Send in Stuart

throw it at the bird, see if we can faint it with that
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>Send in Stuart
Looks like you’re sending in the boy, and he’s gonna make his entrance in style.

Someone roll 1D10 - Success will be on a 6+
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3586560
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3586560
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3586560
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3586560
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>>3586561
>>3586564
>>3586578

Wow, nice throw doofus. Looks like Stuart is in serious trouble, that pidgy is pecking the shit out of him.
What do?
>Send in Charmander
>Have Stuart tough it out
>Throw pokeball
>Write in
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>>3586586
>>Throw pokeball
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>>3586589
Roll 1D10 - It's just a pidgy so an undamaged 6+ should do...
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3586601
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>>3586603
You hurl a Pokeball with the same enthusiasm as you threw Stuart and.. it connects!
Damn you knocked that pidgy stupid, he didn’t even resist capture.
You caught a pidgy!
What do now?
>Head on to Viridian
>Poke around some more
>Check Items
>Write in
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>>3586628
>Head on to Viridian
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>>3586628
>>Check Items
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>>3586629
>>3586630
Let’s do both.
>Check Items
Looks like you’ve got 4 Pokeballs, a potion, a Pokédex, Your wallet (1000 Poke bucks or whatever), GameBoy, Photograph

>Head to Viridian
You’re there. It was like, a 2 minute walk. Huh.
Plenty of things to look at here:
Pokecenter, PokeMart, Gym, Route 22 (road to Victory Road), Route 2 (Road to Viridian Forest)
There’s also a gross old man just standing in the street.
What do?
>Visit Center
>Visit Mart
>Heckle Old Man
>Write in
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>>3586674
>>Visit Mart
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>>3586674
Fuck forgot the doodle again
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>>3586674
>throw a rock through the gyms window
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>>3586681
This, fuck team rocket and fuck giovanni
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>>3586681
>>3586698
>Throw a rock through the Gym Window
You find the gym door locked shut, but somehow you felt that was gonna be the case. Everyone know’s Viridian City’s gym leader is sort of a bum.

You decide to show them just how effective a rock type is against their glass type windows. Suckers.

What do?
>GTFO, Officer Jenny is sure to be around
>Sneak Inside
>Throw Another Rock
>Write in
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>>3586713
>>Sneak Inside
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>>3586713
>Sneak Inside
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>>3586713
>Throw Another Rock
then
>Sneak Inside
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>Sneak Inside
Alright, we’re going full bore on this crime thing.
Unfortunately, there’s not much going on inside. It’s just a gym, and it’s closed!
What do?
>Graffiti the wall
>Check Back Office
>Break stuff
>Write in
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>>3586765
>Check Back Office
Then
>Graffiti the wall
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>>3586765
>>Check Back Office
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>Check Back Office
With not much else going on, you check the back office, labeled “Giovanni”.
You find a bunch of neat stuff there. There’s a whole box of Earth Badges, A shiny rock in a glass display, two pokeballs labeled NIDORAN M and NIDORAN F, respectively. Also a very comfy looking office chair. What do?
>Take Earth Badge
>Take Moon Stone
>Spin around in Giovanni’s chair
>Write in
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>>3586789
>Spin around in Giovanni’s chair
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>>3586789
>Take Earth Badge
>Take Moon Stone
>Take Pokeballs
>Take picture off of wall, tear it in half, take half containing the Persian.
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>>3586789
>Take the Pokeballs
Sweet,
>Take Moon Stone
Sweet, we can recreate that one famous comic from that guy, ScreamingIsEntertaining.
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>>3586798
Agreed
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>Take
Wow, Ok You take pretty much everything. What has this guy ever done to you?
You Get:
Moonstone
Earth Badge
Torn Picture of Persian

However your conscience kicks in, and you decide to take only one of the Pokémon.
What do?
>Take NIDORAN M
>Take NIDORAN F
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>>3586858
>take Nidoran F

time to breed Perfect Stuart
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>>3586858
>>Take NIDORAN F
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>>3586858
>Take NIDORAN M

Nidoking is a beast
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>>3586858
>Take NIDORAN F
This ought to make meeting Team Rocket fun.
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>>3586868
This is clearly the begginings of our own villain team
Team Colour.
We just need to recruit our asshole rival and maybe Green if she exists.
Also maybe Yellow, also if she exists.
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>Take NIDORAN F
You take the Nidoran of the fairer gender and GTFO. You gain a [THIRST FOR CRIME]. It’s just fun, you know?
Plenty of stuff to do, still., The world is your Cloyster. What do?
>Visit Mart
>Visit Center
>Check Out Route 22
>Head to Route 2
>Write in
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>>3586882
>>Check Out Route 22
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>>3586882
We should probably gtfo.
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>>3586887
I deleted
>Head to route 2
Like a retard
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>>3586882
>Head to Route 2
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>Head to Route 2
You decide to head onward, Pewter City holds the next badge. But first, you’ll have to brave the bug infested VIRIDIAN FOREST.
What do?
>Poke around the tall grass in the forest
>Seek out a trainer battle
>Chat with weird dude in the visitor center
>Write in
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>>3586925
>>Chat with weird dude in the visitor center
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>>3586925
>Chat with weird dude in the visitor center
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>Chat with the weird dude
You talk up the weird old guys sitting around in the Viridian Forrest visitor center. Turns out he’s actually pretty cool! He used to want to be a Pokémon champion, but eventually retired to be a woodcutter to support his family. Neat.
He’s been looking to offload a rare Pokémon he’s got, a [MR. MIME], but he’s looking for an [ABRA}].
You don’t know much about psychic types, but you do know they’re pretty strong against most others. This might be a good pickup! But you don’t have an [ABRA] at the moment...
What do?
>Promise to come back later
>Rob the old Coot
>Convince him that Stuart is an Abra
>Try to pay with something else (write in)
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>>3586955
>Promise to come back later

I don't really wanna lie to or fuck with him.

>Poke around the tall grass in the forest

Time to grind exp, weedle genocide
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>>3586955
>>Promise to come back later
>>
>>3586963
Support.
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>>3586955
>>Try to pay with something else
Ask if you can pay money for it?

>if not just tell him you’ll come back later
>>
Btw, do we loot from team rocket every time we meet them?

Like take any spare pokeballs? Oh and rip out their patches to collect as a sign we defeated and looted this many?
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>Promise to come back later
You decide to be a good boy. Good for you!
Time to get to work in Viridian Forrest. You know you have a big Gym battle coming up, so now’s The time to start training. But who to focus our attention on?
>Stuart
>Charmander
>Pidgy
>Nidoran

>>3586985
We could! Keep that in mind for next time we run into them (probably at nugget bridge in Cerulean).
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>>3586994
>>Nidoran
They are at Mt. Moon too.
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>>3586997
Oh yeah, Mt Moon is before Cerulean. I'm mostly working off of my (incredibly bad) memory.
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>>3586994
There were some looking for fossils in Mount Moon. We can start looting then.

Stuart and Nidoran.

Also capture caterpie or weedle along the way. We need to catch them all.
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>>3587004
Oh right yeah, we can beat up that asshole scientist and take both.
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>>3587003
Also is the goal filling up the Pokédex?

Will it be possible to get a squirrel or bulbasaur
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>>3586994
>not powerleveling Charmander and only Charmander and crushing Pewter Gym with ember spam

My support to >>3587004
Let's see what our new girl can do. And Stuart, but I'm starting to think we permanently damaged him.
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>>3587011
Ehhh, let’s diplo first. He’s a asshole but not team rocket
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>>3587014
Hopefully leveling him up might increase his intel.
>>
Btw once we reach pewter do we go back to route 22 to fight Gary again?
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>>3587013
The goal is to become the Champion of Kanto. Filling up the dex seems tedious, to be honest. And we could certainly find a way to get those two, if we decide that catch em' all is the ultimate goal.

>>3587014
We definitely fucked up Stuart. But he's our BOY. I'm sure we'll find a way to make him reach his true potential.
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>>3587028
I at least want to do our best in that goa.

Or work with asshole gary since it’s oaks dream
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>Nidoran
OK, she’ll be our GO TO gal for now.
Let’s see what she can do against shit shirt wheedle.
What do?
>Growl
>Tackle
>Scratch
>Run

Also- let’s take this opportunity to name her.
Pick a name and roll 1D100 - highest roll wins.
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>>3587041
fuckin tablet. '"This shitty Weedle"
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3587041
>>Scratch
Name her Cream
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3587041
>>3587054
Ah fuck, its 1d100?
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3587041
Elizabeth
>Tackle
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3587041
>tackle
Name her Dream
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3587041
Scratch spam

Name her Rina
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>Tackle
Weedle tries to use poison sting!
It’s... totally useless! This was a good place to use Dream.
Throw a Pokeball?
>Yes
>No
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>>3587069
>Yes
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>>3587069
>No
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>>3587069
>FINISH HIM
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>>3587069
>Yes
>>
>>3587069
>>Yes
>>
>>3587069
>Yes
>>
>Yes
Easy as pie. That’s a weedle in the bank.
You’re starting to feel like a pro-trainer now!
What do?
>Poke around for more Pokémon
>Hustle through to Pewter City
>Seek out a Bug Trainer
>Write In
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>>3587099
Well we still need exp...

>Seek out a Bug Trainer
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>>3587099
>>Seek out a Bug Trainer
Let's fuck up that guy. You know the one.
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>>3587099
>Poke around for more Pokémon
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>>3587099
>Hustle through to Pewter City
Did that one have a gym I can't remember
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>>3587128
bruh
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>>3587129
It's been a few decades you can't expect me to remember every city.
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>>3587099
>Seek out a Bug Trainer
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>>3587139
Guys, the game is like 4 hours long if you train only one pokemon. You don't even have to beat it, in twenty minutes you'll outpace the quest.
>>
>Seek out a Bug Trainer
You find some nerd dicking around in the forest. He want’s to fight but he sounds out.. Metapod? Ok then...
What do?
>Growl
>Scratch
>Tackle
>Mock him
>>
>>3587160
>Scratch
DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE HIM
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>>3587160
>scratch spam
>>
>Scratch
Dream uses Scratch. God damn that’s effective...
Ruh Roh.
It’s a Butterfree now. Any other bright ideas?

———————

Heading to bed for now. See you all tomorrow!
>>
>>3587160
>Mock him

What kind of lameo likes bugs
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>>3587207
Shiet, try tackle?
__________
C'ya!
>>
remember mom's hot bod for morale
>>
OP is killing me because not only is this art and quest charming. They also draw really attractive females.
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>>3587207
>>3587251
Supporting.
>>
ure a cool dude OP :)
>>
Good quest
>>
>Remember Mom’s hot bod for morale
You take a break from the heat of battle to fantasize about your Mom.
‘Ara ara... A young man like you couldn’t be interested in the body of an old granny like me...’

You gain 1 [OEDIPUS] Level!
Better keep an eye on that...

Meanwhile Dream is getting thrashed around a bit. What do?

>Command Dream (write in)
>Switch Pokémon (write in)
>Daydream about Mom’s fat ass
>write in
>>
>>3588602
>Command Dream (write in)
Tackle it.
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>>3588602
>>Command Dream (Tackle)
>>
>Tackle
There’s always time to ponder the curvature of Mom’s massive hams, right now it’s time to battle!

Dream uses tackle!
Butterfree gets clobbered!

You actually win a trainer battle! Bug trainer looks a bit confused, but he forks over 500 smackers.

Dream gains a level and learns Double Kick! Gnarly!

What do now?
>Keep goofing around in the forest
>Continue on the Pewter City
>Write in
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>>3588629
>Keep goofing around in the forest
Where those electric rats at.
>>
>>3588629
>>Keep goofing around in the forest
>>
Rolled 40 (1d100)

You keep checking out the forest.
(Rolling 1D100 to determine what we find)
>>
>>3588629
>Acquire trademarked mascot character
>>
Oh wow, you can’t believe it!
It’s....

ANOTHER WEEDLE!
What do?

>Leave it and...(write in)
>Beat it with (choose Pokémon)
>Catch another
>Write in
>>
>>3588660
>Beat it with (choose Pokémon)
What's our Charmander's name again?
>>
>>3588660
beat it with (fists)
>>
>>3588669
We've been meaning to do that...
What do you name Charmander?
>>
>>3588660
Charmander.
Time to poke about till a pikachu appears.
>>
>Charmander
You send in Charmander and he makes short work of the poor, wayward weedle.
What are we gonna name this guy, while we’re at it?
And What do?
>Continue to Pewter
>Keep suffering in the forest
>Write in
>>
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>3588723
>>Keep suffering in the forest
Name him Burny.
>>
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>3588723
>Keep suffering in the forest
Name him Blaze.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3588723
>>Keep suffering in the forest
Name him Agumon
>>
Burny it is. But let’s spell it Bernie.
>Keep Suffering (75)
Geeze looks like you’re just... grinding. Fun.
And look, a Kakuna! Finally a real challenge.
What do?
>Catch it
>Beat it up (Choose PKMN)
>Write in
>>
>>3588767
>Beat it up (Choose PKMN)
Fists.
>>
>>3588767
>>Beat it up (Choose PKMN)
These hands
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>>3588767
>>Beat it up (Choose PKMN)
>>
>>3588771
>>3588774
>Fists
Fucking OW. That was dumb.
And entirely ineffectual.
What do?
>Catch
>Beat (choose PKMN)
>Leave
>Write in
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>>3588794
>Beat
Pick it up and throw it against a rock
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>>3588794
>>Write in
Use a rock as a hammer against it
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>>3588794
>>Beat (choose PKMN)
Bernie
>>
>Pick it up and throw it against a rock
That really smarts! But you’ll show that arrogant little fucker what for. You pick him up in your undamaged hand and whip him at the nearest rock.
KLONK. THUMP.

It ricochets back and batters you in the face. And you thought your hand hurt!

What do?

>Slink away in disgrace
>Just fucking catch it
>Vengeance must be mine (write in)
>>
>>3588811
>Vengeance must be mine (write in)
Smash in with a rock as hard as you can
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>>3588811
>>Just fucking catch it
>>
>>3588811
>Vengeance must be mine (write in)
Dig a hole.
Bury it.
Let it suffocate.
Have our pokemon help if digging proves difficult.
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>>3588811
>Don’t bother catching it just fucking pick it up and use it for throwing at other Pokémon in the future.
>>
>>3588811
>vengeance! But seriously just make charmander do it
>>
I just joined in and I gotta say, this has been super enjoyable and I laughed my ass off nearly the entire time catching up
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>>3588826
Y'know what, since everyone wants to do something different, Support.
>>
>Vengeance (Bernie)
You send in Bernie to do your dirty work. Did I forget to mention that he learned Ember after the last fight? Because... yeah.

It’s not a pretty sight, but you take it all in.
You sick bastard.

What do?
>Go to Pewter City
>Continue Terrorizing the Forest
>Bandage Wounds
>Write in
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>>3588862
>bandage wounds
We let no one know the truth of how we got them
>>
>>3588862
>Continue Terrorizing the Forest
>>
>>3588862
>Continue Terrorizing the Forest
Our job isn't over yet
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>>3588862
>>Bandage Wounds
Some string shot should do, maybe,
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>>3588862
>>Bandage Wounds
>Continue Terrorizing the Forest
Oohhh piiikaaachuuu~~~.
>>
>Bandage Wounds
>Continue Terrorizing
You wrap up your bleeding bits and keep looking around the forest.
But honestly, if you were going to find anything cool it would have shown up by now. Probably best to just get a move on.
>Go to Pewter City
>Write in
>>
>>3588891
>BEHIND YOU BEHIND YOU
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>>3588891
>BEHIND YOU
>CATCH THE LITTLE SHIT
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>>3588891
>>3588899
>>3588901
>>
>>3588891
>FAGGOT LOOK BEHIND YOU AAAAAAA
>>
>Behind
Huh?
What are you talking about? It’s just more forest. You think it’s time to leave, this place is playing tricks on your mind.
>Leave
>>
>>3588917
>AAAAAA BEHIND YOU AGAIN
>>
>>3588917
>Do a backflip!
>Spot the Pikachu!
>>
>>3588917
>AT YOUR 5:00
>Like, 150 grades to your right?
>>
>>3588917
>Leave
>>
>Backflip
Are you serious? You’d probably just break your neck.

>Leave
>>
>>3588917
> look behind you
>>
>Behind
>>
>>3588952
>Toss Stuart behind you.
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>>3588952
OK
>Send out Bernie have him watch behind you
>>
>>3588952
Get everyone on lookout.
>>
>>3588970
>>Catch weird Rattata
You forgot your doodle again, HA. SHAME ON YOU.
>>
>Toss Stuart
In frustration, you chuck the rat behind you. You’re kind of a jerk, huh?
You notice another rat fall out of a tree and knock itself out. huh.
What do?
>Catch weird Rattata
>Leave
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>>3588952
>Just powergrind your charmander until it evolves, it'll take like an hour and you can make the rest of this area your bitch. Fuck the first gym
>>
>>3588952
>pretend to leave
>turn around suddenly
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>>3588970
>Catch weird Rattata
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>>3588980
>Catch weird Rattata
>then do what I said here. >>3588982
>>
>>3588980
>>Catch weird Rattata
>>
>>3588980
Oh whoops.

>Catch weird Rattata

That should be a full team of 6.
>>
>>3588992
Yeah, we are not stopping there. Also, weedle and pidgey are going out for sure.
>>
>Catch Weird Rattata
You don’t really think you need two of em, but whatever. Easy catch.
(Roll 1D100 to name it)

MOVING ON.

Pewter City. Wow, this place is actually pretty nice! There’s a Poke Center, Poke Mart, a GYM, and even a really nice library.
What do?
>Center
>Mart
>Gym
>Library
>Write in
>>
>>3589017
Write in

Go to the gym and fight local trainers to get stronger
>>
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3589017
Name it Mickey.
>Library
Do books still exist in this age?
>>
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>3589017
Shocker
>Library
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3589017
Name it Tricky.
>Center
We need to heal up.
>>
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>3589017
Name the weird rattata as Eseehc
>Center
Must see Nurse Joy for the "Heal"
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>>3589017
>Poke Center
Let's heal up and deposit Weedle at least, he's useless in Pewter gym.

>Poke Mart
For some pokeballs and potions.
>>
>>3589040
w-what
>>
>>3589040
U fuking kidin. This name gets a nat100??
>>
>>3589040
The fuck even is this name?
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>>3589040
Yowie Wowie. Natural hundos get what they want.
You name the new rat Eseehc, but maybe we’ll call him Cheese. You know, as a nickname.

You also head to the Poke Center and get your crew all healed up. Wow that Nurse Joy is a looker! Almost makes you forget about your mom for a moment. Almost.
What do?
>Use PC
>Hit on Nurse Joy
>Go Outside (see Pewter City Options)
>>
>>3589070
>>Hit on Nurse Joy
Forgot your image again
>>
>>3589070
Forgot the doodle, as is tradition
>>
>>3589070
>Hit on Nurse Joy
>think of mom
>>
>>3589070
>>Use PC
>>
>>3589076
Support

Wasn't thinking that name would a nat100 as that name was just for the trolls but I never expected something like that happening.....
>>
>>3589070
>Hit on Nurse Joy

We cannot waste that 100 damn it.
>>
Do we seduce Sabrina? Or Erika?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d100)

We forgot to name our rival DICKS
>>
>Hit on Nurse Joy
You hit on Joy, asking if she comes around here often. You don’t expect it to go well but... she seems positively charmed!
“Oh, you’re so sweet, But I’m a little too old for you, don’t you think?”
But then, a dark and predatory look comes over her face.
“Besides, it might be a bad idea to tease a dirty old woman like me.”
Woah. What do?
>Get your Pokémon and get out of there
>Use PC
>Tell Joy You need a place to stay tonight
>Write in
>>
>>3589119
>Tell Joy You need a place to stay tonight
>>
>>3589119
>Get your Pokémon and get out of there
Wow, look at the time, 3 hours since we started and we haven't done shit!
>>
>>3589119
>>Tell Joy You need a place to stay tonight
This seems like a uh terribl-y great idea.
>>
>>3589119
>Tell Joy You need a place to stay tonight
>>
>>3589119
>>Tell Joy You need a place to stay tonight
>>
>>3589136
>caught a Pikachu
>haven't done shit
bro...
>>
>>3589141
Did I fucking stutter?
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>>3589142
Yes.
You should work on both that and your terrible lisp.
>>
>>3589119
Write in
Tell her we are not teasing a old woman.
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>>3589157
Support this write-in with my first vote.
>>
>Need a place to stay
“You know, all young trainers on their first Pokémon journey get a free room at local Poke centers...”
She leans in nice and close, slipping a [ROOM KEYCARD] into your jacket pocket,
“Poor thing, the journey here must have been rough. Hurry back tonight and Joy will make you feel [ALL BETTER].”
Ok then. What do?
>Use PC
>Explore Pewter (Write in)
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>>3589168
>>Use PC
>>
>>3589168
>>Explore Pewter (Write in)
Let's check out the library now, now that we secured lodging.
>Try not to think of mom, and fail
>>
>>3589168
>Use PC
Has the wallpaper been changed to porn?
>>
>>3589176
support
>>
>>3589168
>Explore Pewter
Poke Mart -> Library -> Gym
>>
>Check PC
Might as well see what the PC here is all about.
It’s actually really nice, for a public terminal. You can store your Pokémon, items, make a phone call. There’s even a little slot for your [ROOM KEY]. Weird.
What do?
>Store Pokémon
>Store Items
>Make call (Write In)
>Write in
>>
>>3589198
>Make call (Oak)
Lets tell him about all the pokemon we've caught so far, and ask him about our yellow rat. E-seek.
Also sometimes known as Cheese.
wait shit didn't he give us a Pokedex?
>>
>>3589198
>call MOM and tell her how much you miss her (thighs)
>>
>>3589198
>>Store Pokémon
Goodbye Pidgey, goodbye Weedle.
>>
>>3589206
He did.
>>3589198
I suppose there's nothing new in the item slot, so let's
>Call Oak
>>
>>3589198
>>Store Pokémon
Store Pidgey and Weedle
>put the room key in the slot.
>>
>>3589198
>>3589217
Also yeah, let's store Weedle (even if I do like Beedrill). Since we have Charmander Pidgey is not gonna be that useful once we hit Charizard, is it?
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>>3589198
>>3589206
>>
>>3589198
Keep our Pokémon. At least keep weedle until we can evolve him to bedroll.
>>
>Store Pidgy & Weedle
>Call Oak
Done and done. Smell ya later, Pidgy and weedle.
You ring up your boy, your main man professor Oak.
“Hey Red, good to hear from you. Already in Pewter? Let me tell you the Gym Leader there specializes in Rock-type Pokémon. Water, Grass and Fighting types are all common counters. Too bad you didn’t choose Squirtle like [BLUE] !

What do you want to ask [OAK] ?
>Ask about weird Rattata
>Ask if he knows what’s wrong with Stuart
>Ask about Mom
>Write in
>>
Shit, we could have and should have gone to route 22 to fight Gary and grab a Nidoran make and Mankey to fight Brock.
>>
>>3589239
>>Ask about weird Rattata
>>Ask if he knows what’s wrong with Stuart
>>
His Pokémon will be stronger since we have one gym badge so he might send out a gravalar
>>
>>3589240
Fortunately we straight up stole a Nidoran (F) from Giovanni's office in Viridian ;0
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>>3589239
>>Ask about weird Rattata
>Ask if he knows what’s wrong with Stuart
It is a bit concerning that he can't be in a pokeball
>>3589240
We stole a nidoran F from the viridian town gym
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>>3589240
>grab a Nidoran
...
?
???
>>
>>3589239
>>Ask if he knows what’s wrong with Stuart
He's fucking dead, that's what's wrong.
>>
>>3589239
>Ask about weird Rattata
>Ask if he knows what’s wrong with Stuart

>Ask on where could we find Pokémon that can beat rock. We only have a Nidoran female. Are there any nearby routes to get anything else.
>>
>>3589247
>>3589248
I meant male, I’m on my phone and autocorrect is messing with me.

And iirc gym badges ups the difficulty on gyms so having one gym badge means Brock will technically be tougher.
>>
>Ask about Stuart
“Oh, that’s brain damage for sure. He must have taken a severe knock to the head. There is a small chance that evolution could sort that out but... it’s iffy.”
>Ask about weird Rattata
“Oh, Red... That’s a Pikachu, an electric type Pokémon. Have you been using your Pokédex?”
>Ask for help v.s. Rock
“Hmm, honestly the local area doesn’t have much in the way of Pokémon that are strong against rock. If you had a fishing pole you could probably scrouge something up. But it looks like your Nidoran knows double kick, that should get you most of the way there!”
Anything else?
>Ask another question (write in)
>Explore Pewter (write in)
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>>3589256
Our nidoran knows double kick, so that should help clear things up a bit.
>>
>>3589264
>>Explore Pewter (write in)
Let's hang up the call and explore the library
>>
>>3589264
>>Explore Pewter (Library)
Pretty sure it should be a museum but don't mind me
>>
>>3589264
>>3589269
Thank him and go to the libary
>>
Qm, since we have a gym badge will Brock be stronger like in the Pokémon legends anime.

Supposedly they up the challenge based on the number of badges you have.
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>>3589282
Anon pls
Brock isn't omniscient.
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>>3589282
Let's just hide our badge so we don't get fucked.
>>
Note: For the sake of this game badges are purely symbolic (but do allow access to the pokemon league once you have all 8).

>Hang up
You decide to check out the library, but first you remember to find out what putting your room key in does.

Hm, looks like it just kind of works like a separate drive. A folder labeled [JOY] pops up. Wonder what’s inside?

>Open it
>Just walk away, man
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>>3589285
Well I assume thry check that or the difficulty would never get ramped up. Either way it's only the second gym, he'll probably send in a third geodude and call it a day
>>
>>3589306
>>Open it
>>
>>3589306
Is this public?
>>
>>3589306
>Open it
Opening things have never done me wrong, only helped me do wrong to others since it usually included theft
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>>3589306
>OPEN IT
Time to pull all the stops
>>
>>3589306
>>Open it
>>
>Open It
You open the folder, there’s a single photo image in there. It’s a....
Well you’re not quite sure. It’s clearly some type of pokemon with a tuft of pink hair. Hopefully you’ll find and catch it some day!
LETS GO THE LIBRARY
>>
>>3589339
Yeah boi, but to get unlawful statutory tonight
>>
>Go to the Library
Oh wait, it’s actually a museum.
And oh wait, they want 50 smackers to let you in. What a ripoff!
What do?
>Pony up the cash
>Go to PokeMart and buy something actually valuable
>Go to GYM
>Write in
>>
>>3589339
>admire nurse joy
>>
>>3589355
>Go to PokeMart and buy something actually valuable
>>
>>3589355
>>Pony up the cash
>>
>>3589355
>>Go to PokeMart and buy something actually valuable
>>
>>3589355
>Go to PokeMart and buy something actually valuable
>>
>>3589355
>>Pony up the cash
Time to steal some fossils and shit
>>
>>3589355
>Go to GYM
>>
>>3589355
>Pony up the cash
>>
>PokeMart
Hell yes, this is more like it. Time to spend some cold hard cash on things that might actually help.
We’ve only got 1500 clams, so we’d better spend wisely.
Pokeballs are 200, Potions 300,
Escape rope 550, antidote 100, burn heal 250, awakening 200, paralyze heal 200.
Also:
Cheap Aviator shades: 300
Hot Dog: 100
Gentleman’s magazine: 250
Pokémon Leash: 200
Cigar: 100

Since this can get kind of complicated, Roll 1D100, the highest roll picks what we buy (or nothing at all). Please keep your choices within budget.
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3589458
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3589458
>Pokémon Leash: 200
>Cheap Aviator shades: 300
>2 Potions
>2 Pokeballs
>>
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3589458
5 Pokeballs, a paralyze heal and those sweet shades.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3589458
Gentleman’s magazine
4 pokeballs
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3589458
5 pokeballs, gentleman's magazine, and pokemon leash
>>
>>3589462
You technically won so I guess we buy nothing or...
>>3589479
Damn, you really had your heart set on those aviators. But Pokémon come first, and Stuart looks like he really loves his new leash.
We’re up to 7 Pokeballs and +1 [GENTLEMAN’S MAGAZINE].
We’re also down to 50 bucks. Can’t think of anything that cheap around here...
What do?
>Go to Gym
>Go to Museum
>Get some sleep
>Write in
>>
>>3589462
>Gentlemen's magazine
>5 pokeballs
I didn't really understand what you were going for
>>
>>3589494
the gym
>>
>>3589496
Ah no worries, lucky we got what you wanted (+ a leash!)
>>
>>3589496
Too late, now I feel like a idiot for not checking back earlier
>Go to Gym
>>
>>3589494
>>Go to Museum
C'mon, I want to steal some shit and that's what museums are for.
>>
>>3589494
>Get some sleep
Didn't Nurse Joy say something about hurrying back?
>>
>>3589494
>Get some sleep
>>
We should probably get our hand checked, anyway.
>>
>>3589494
>>3589511
Ah fuck it, changing to
>Go to Gym
>>
>Gym
You take a deep breath and step foot into a Pokémon Gym for the first time.
We’ll, the first time in one that’s open. And that you aren’t robbing. Yet.

There are rocks everywhere (subtle, I know.) A shady looking guy is just standing around the entrance. Further in, you can see a [JR TRAINER], you’ll have to go through him first to get to the leader.
What do?
>Talk to Shady Guy
>Challenge JR Trainer
>>
>>3589494
>>Go to Gym
Let's get to bed after we accomplish something.
>>
>>3589543
>Challenge JR Trainer
>>
>>3589543
>>Talk to Shady Guy
>>
>>3589543
>Talk to Shady Guy
>>
>>3589494
>Get some sleep
time to "sleep"
>>
>>3589558
forgot to update
>>
>>3589543
>>Talk to Shady Guy
>>
>>3589543
>Talk to Shady Guy
Actually, let's talk to the Shady Guy.
>>
>>3589543
>Challenge JR Trainer
>>
>Talk to Shady Guy
“Psst, hey kid. If you need the best hints in town about this place, I’ve got em.”
>Ask for rock type tips
>Ask about the Gym Leader
>Ask about Nurse Joy
>Write in

—————
Time for actual sleep, sadly. This has been a total blast. I really do hope everyone is having some fun with this. See you tomorrow when we should get to facing Brock, checking out the Museum and finding out what that incorrigible Nurse Joy is up to.
>>
>>3589618
>>Ask about Nurse Joy
>>
>>3589618
>Ask about the Gym Leader
>>
>>3589618
>Ask for rock type tips
>Ask about Nurse Joy
>>
>>3589618
>Ask about the gym leader
Having a lot of fun! Your art style is super cute, and this quest has been hilarious! Thanks for running tonight :)
>>
>>3589618
>>Ask for rock type tips
>Ask about the Gym Leader
>Ask if we can get some water
>>
>>3589618
>>Ask about Nurse Joy
>>
>>3589618
>>3589625
>>
>>3589625
This please
>>
>>3589618
>Ask about Nurse Joy
>>
Looks like I have the day off, so I’ll be around on and off today :)
>Ask
Looks like you feel like asking a little bit of everything, no problem with that!
>Rock Type
“I’m sure you know the basics. Water, Grass, Fighting and ground type attacks work wonders. Other then that you’ll just have to wear them down.

>Leader
The Gym leader here is named Brock. He’s quite capable, but he only uses two pokemon for young trainers like yourself. Even without type advantage you have a shot! He’s also kind of an incel pervert. Not sure what you can do with that info...

>Joy
The nurse? I tried hitting on her the other day but she called me a gross old man. Guess she likes young guys! I heard some kid come through here babbling about how her ears are a weak spot? Wonder what that’s about?


What do?
>Battle Jr Trainer
>Look around the Gym some more
>Write in
>>
>>3590368
>>Battle Jr Trainer
Lets do this
>>
>>3590368
>>Look around the Gym some more
>>
>>3590368
>Battle Jr. Trainer
>>
>>3590368
>Battle Jr Trainer
>>
>Battle Jr Trainer
Ok, this clown looks like he’s ready to tussle.
How do you want to start things off? Remember we have Stuart, Bernie, Dream and Cheese in our party.
>Send PKMN (Write in choice + Attack)
>Mock Diglett
>write in
>>
>>3590379
>Mock Diglett

>Send PKMN (Write in choice + Attack)
Stuart + tackle
>>
>>3590379
>Send PKMN (Write in choice + Attack)
Cheese, Tail Whip(?)
>>
>>3590379
>Mock Diglett
>>
>>3590383
>>3590390
YOU FOOLS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>
>Mock Diglett
You hit him with the old fing-weiner. It’s supper effective! He’ll be much easier to hit now.
Who do you send in to finish him off for easy XP?
(Plus roll 1D10, success on a 4+)
>Stuart
>Bernie
>Dream
>Cheese
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3590398
>Stuart

C'mon retard you can do it
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>>3590404
Or umm... not?
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d10 + 4)

>>3590398
>Cheese
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3590398
>>Dream
She's the hero we need.
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>>3590404
>>3590411
>>3590415
All of that happens. Stuart seems less effective without your good throwing hand, and Cheese just shits the bed entirely against a ground type.

Thank god for Dream, who double kicks the diglett into next week.
Jr. trainer is about to send in Sandshrew.
What do?
>Choose PKMN + Attack (write in)
>write in
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>>3590421
forgot. fucking. doodle.
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>>3590421
>>Choose PKMN + Attack (write in)
Dream + Double Kick
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>>3590423
Are they KO'd are they still able?
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>>3590421
>>Choose PKMN + Attack (write in)

Keep the dream alive. Double kick
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>>3590427
I'm sure we can dust em off and get them back in there.
>>3590426
>>3590428
Roll 1D10 (success on a 5+)
First one in counts.
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>>3590423
Dream+Scratch
>>3590428
>>3590426
Save the Double Kicks for Brock.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3590433
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3590433
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>>3590436
Dream goes for a beautiful double kick but - FUCK. Sandshrew throws a blast of sand into her eyes! She misses!
What do?
>Try again (-1 to atk roll)
>Send in someone else (write in)
>write in

If you choose an attack, please roll a 1D10
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>>3590443
>>Send in someone else (write in)
Bernie
>>
>>3590443
>Dunk Stuart onto Sandshrew's head
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3590455
Forgot the roll
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>>3590457
Damn, 10 will get that shit DONE.
You wind up and send Stuart in for one mighty tackle that knocks all the sense out of Sandshrew.
You beat Jr Trainer!
He forks over 300 big ones.
What do now?
>Face Brock
>Write in
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>>3590465
Do our pokemon need healing? Fuck it lets face Brock anyway and get some experience into them
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>>3590465
Pokecentre's free, right? Go get our mons healed, then we can smash Brock's face in.
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>>3590465
>>Face Brock
Use our one potion on Dream if we need to.
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>>3590465
Poor Jr has a vegetable now.
>Face Brock
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>>3590465
>Have Dream do some lunges
>Face Brock
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>>3590465
>Face Brock
Time for that second gym badge, let's fuck this bastard harder than nurse joy does to young boys.
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>>3590465
>>Have Dream do some lunges
>>Face Brock
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>>3590465
Switching to
>>3590515
>>3590559
>>
>Face Brock
Dream does some Lunges to prepare. +1 on your next attack roll!

Time for your first step into the big leagues. You face BROCK, the Rock-Solid Pokemon Trainer!

“Looks like you’ve been through a lot just to get here. I respect that, but don’t think I’ll take it easy on you. Here in Pewter you only get what you earn.”

Damn this dude is really serious. What do?
>Send PKMN + Attack (Write in, Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d10 + 1)

>>3590691
>>Send PKMN + Attack (Write in, Roll 1D10)
Dream, double kick
>>
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d10 + 1)

>>3590691
Dream + Double Kick
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3590691
>>Send PKMN + Attack (Write in, Roll 1D10)
Dream, double kick.
Also, that geodude is a freak. Seriously, look at it. It has hair.
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>>3590707
That's how Geodude's sprite is in gen 1. Also goddamn we suck
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>>3590697
>>3590705
>>3590707
>not saving Dream for Onix
>>
>Double Kick
You send dream in for the quick KO, but your cumulative rolls are so disastrously bad that Geodude sees it coming from a mile away.
Dream get’s clobbered!
She’s still in the fight, but she probably can’t take more than one of those.
What do?
>Try again
>Try something else (write in)
>Switch Poke (write in)
>Anything else (write in)
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3590727
>>Try again
>>
>>3590727
>>Try again
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3590727
>>Try again
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3590727
>>3590743
Forgot to roll.
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>>3590734
>>3590746
>>3590748
>Try Again
whew, the average of your rolls just barely amounts to a pass. Dream kick’s Geodude right in the dome. Twice! Super effective!
Brock decides to call Geodude back, but he’s about to send in his Onyx. Dream is looking a bit beat up. What do?
>Keep kickin w/dream
>Try a different PKMN (write in)
>Try something else (write in)
>>
>>3590759
>Use Potion on Dream
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3590759
>>Keep kickin w/dream
Dream's work makes the team work.
Or in other words, we have nothing else that can stand up to a massive snake made of rock.
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>>3590765
Supporting this.
>>
>Use Potion
That was probably a good idea. Dream is pretty much good to go again!

Wow that’s a large pokemon. I truly large boy.
What do?
>KICK KICK KICK (Roll 1D10 (shooting for 6+))
>Switch PKMN (write in)
>Try something else (write in)
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3590786
>>KICK KICK KICK (Roll 1D10 (shooting for 6+))
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3590790
>KICK KICK KICK (Roll 1D10 (shooting for 6+))
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3590786
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3590786
>>KICK KICK KICK (Roll 1D10 (shooting for 6+))
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>>3590790
>>3590802
>>3590803
>>3590809
>KICK KICK KICK
That all averages out to be... not good.
This is all your fault. Dream is on her last legs.
What do?
>The same thing, over and over (Roll 1D10)
>Send in someone else (write in)
>Try something clever (write in)
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>>3590840
>>Send in someone else (write in)
All right, fuck it. Bernie, your turn.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3590840
>>The same thing, over and over (Roll 1D10)
Like a monkey with a miniature cymbal~
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>>3590840
>Send in someone else (write in)
Stuart, we'll whip Onix with his tail.
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>>3590860
>Kick
That’s more like it, attagirl!
A few more like that and...
oh. Oh god. Better just scoop her back up into the pokeball.
Who do we feed to this beast next?
(Let’s roll to vote, roll 1D100 with your choice)
>Bernie
>Stuart
>Cheese

OR

>Do something Clever (Write in)
>>
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3590907
>Stuart
Tail Whip.
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>>3590907
Throw the porn mag at brock as a distraction, 0
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>>3590907
>>3590912
This
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>>3590907
>>3590912
This, I guess.
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3590907
>Bernie
>have Bernie set the gym on fire, setting off the sprinklers
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>>3590912
>Tail Whip
You grab Stuart by the tail and whip him and Onyx. A solid hit! Looks like his defenses are lowered as well.
Stuarts defenses are lowered.. more. He’s done for this fight.
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>>3590957
It's Cheese's time to shine! Mainly because he's completely healthy!
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>>3590932
>Use [Gentleman’s Magazine]
Now that’s using your noggin!
You toss the latest issue of Trainer’s Pet at him, and he starts thumbing through it instead of paying attention to the battle.
“I just... I read it for the articles!”
One more good hit and that Badge is as good as ours...
>>
>>3590948
>Bernie
This should be easy pickin’.
Choose an attack and roll 1D10, victory on a 4+!
>>
>>3590957
Go Eseehc! You can probably hurt him enough that our next mon might be able to take him down if we're very very lucky!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3590985
Scratch
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3590985
Ember. This tail of mine glows with an awesome power!
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>>3590992
Oh.
Rip Onix
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3590985
Scratch
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>>3590992
>Scratch
In a flourish of claws and flame, Bernie slashes through the last of Onyx’s defenses, and it goes down!
You’ve earned your [BOULDER BADGE] !
Brock forks over 1500 bucks, and also TM34: BIDE. It looks pretty shitty, so you just stuff it into your backpack.
Brock heads back to his office to continue reading the magazine. In private.
What do?
>Rest at Poke Center
>Head to the Museum
>Write in
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>>3591040
>Rest at Poke Center
>>
>>3591040
>Rest at Poke Center
Flirt with Joy, her ears are her weakness! Try and rub those!
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>>3591040
>>Rest at Poke Center
>>
>>3591040
>>Rest at Poke Center
>>
>Poke Center
You head back to the poke center to get your team healed up and catch a few Z’s.
Nurse Joy greets you, her typical cheerful self.
“Did you earn your Boulderbadge? oh, you did! I knew you could do it. I had a good feeling!”
Huh, she’s acting pretty normal.
What do?
>Collect your PKMN and head to your room
>Flirt Aggressively with Joy
>Play it shy
>Something else? (write in)
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>>3591040
>>Head to the Museum
They should close pretty soon, that's our moment to strike.
Also, can we teach Bide to Stuart? It's the perfect move for him. Get wrecked like a useless piece of shit then explode.
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>>3591096
>>Collect your PKMN and head to your room
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>>3591096
>Collect your PKMN and head to your room
>Play it shy
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>>3591096
>>Collect your PKMN and head to your room
>>Play it shy
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>>3591096
>Play it shy
Mumble something to her that forces her to lean over to hear us
Rub those ears.
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>>3591097
I like the bide Idea. That happens.
>>
>Head to your room
Welp, whatever. Time to snooze. You head to your room.
It’s fairly spartan, but there’s a bathroom and shower down the hall so it’s good enough for a traveling man like yourself.
As you’re getting ready for bed you hear a knock at the door.
What do?
>Answer it
>Just go to sleep
>Write in
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>>3591142
>Answer it
>>
>>3591142
>>
>>3591142
>>Answer it
>>
>>3591142
>>Answer it
>>
>>3591142
I hope she can heal our hand.
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>>3591142
>Answer it
I want to fuck Nurse Joy
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>>3591153
>>3591154
>the duality of man
>>
>Answer it
That was fairly unanimous. Weird.
You open the door and Nurse Joy enters your room. She looks a little peeved.
“Aren’t you forgetting something, young man?”
What do?
>Oh yeah, forgot to call mom
>Gotta go to the bathroom
>Offer to suck her toes
>write in
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>>3591175
>Offer to suck her toes
>Offer to rub those ears
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>>3591175
>>Offer to suck her toes
>Offer to rub those ears
>>
>>3591175
>write in
Try to figure out exactly what we forgot.
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>>3591175
Why dont you have a seat? Gesture to our face.
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>>3591175
>>write in
Invite her in. Maybe she can help us remember.
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>>3591204
Switching to support.
>>
>Invite her In
She was already in, but now she’s MORE in. And sitting on your bed. You can’t help but feel there’s some sort of tension in the air.
What do?
>Sit down with her
>TOES
>Lock Door
>Write in
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>>3591238
>TOES
I feel like QM's trying to tell us something...
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>>3591238
>lock door
>TOES
>EARS
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>>3591238
>>TOES
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>>3591247
This... better not make us a footfag.
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>>3591247
Oh dam my id changed
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>>3591255
Feet are great. Just dont obsess over weird peoples feet, just the women yoi want to fuck.

Like Nurse Joy.
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>>3591238
>EARS
>TOES
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>>3591238
>lock door

tell her you are having hand pains
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>>3591247
I'm switching to support this guy, by the way.
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>>3591238
>>Lock Door
>>Sit down with her
The toe thing is weird. Dem ears, tho.
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>>3591238
>EARS AND TOES
>>
>TOES
Ok things have officially gotten WEIRD.
You can tell she’s been on her feet all day, but the taste isn’t terrible...
“You know what I like about boys like you? You’re easy. Easy to control. Easy to use. Easy to keep right.. under.. my... foot.”
Alright, she’s a sick pervert but we already knew that.
What do?
>Keep suckin
>Pull out your hog
>Go for the ear
>Write in
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>>3591291
>Keep suckin
The ear will be our trump card
>>
>>3591306
This
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>>3591291
>>Go for the ear
Work your way up there like you're Gomez Addams and she just spoke French.
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>>3591291
>keep sucking
>Pull out your hog
When she's lulled into that false sense of security go for those ears.
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>>3591291
>>3591307
>>3591308
>>3591310
>>3591314
These, but don't try fucking the war.
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>>3591291
Ask her to step on our dick
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>>3591324
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>>3591324
I want to fuck Nurse Joy, not turn into a beta bitch boy
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>>3591319
ear, I meant ear.
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>>3591333
>>3591328
If you plan on pulling a reversal, its best to drop as low as possible before swapping places.
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mfw this quest
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>>3591344
I know. Our Rattata is pretty amazing, huh?
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QM are you filled with regret yet?
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>This thread
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>>3591380
I know right? We already have 2 badges.
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>>3591310
You start working your way up the leg like Gomez, you sly dog.
Now’s your chance to go for the weak spot.
Roll 1D10 - success on a 5+.
We’ll go with the first one in.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3591388
>>
>>3591380
How come ypu never wrote smut pastebins for toofu and hot as fuck bulma?
>>
>>3591380
Hello Som.
Behold CHAD RED.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3591388
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3591388
>>
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I'm sorry...
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>>3591390
D E L E T E T H I S
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>>3591390
Im so disappointed in us
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>>3591398
You should be.
It's okay. We've all done it.
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>>3591392
Because I think any attempts I made to write smut would be cringe-worthy at best.
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>>3591417
That's fair
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>>3591397
Woah holy shit, you can’t fuck up much worse than that.
She totally catches you going for her sweet, sweet lobes. Imagine what could have been.
“Excuse me, what the FUCK are you doing? Who told you about that?”
She gets up to leave.

Shit and damn, you screwed the pooch. But there’s plenty more Joys out there, right?

>Jerk off alone and sleep
>Beg pathetically
>Write in
>>
>>3591394
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
>>3591448
>Jerk off alone and sleep
>>
>>3591448
>Jerk off alone and sleep
dont forget to cry
>>
>>3591448
>>Write in
pikachu, u s e s t a t i c
>>
>>3591448
>>Beg pathetically
>>
>>3591448
>Beg pathetically
>>
>>3591448
>>Beg pathetically
>>
>>3591448
>Reveal the penny that was hidden behind her ear
>>
>>3591448
Start dirty talking joy, attempt to change her mind from oir COLLOSSAL failure
>>
>>3591460
>>3591469
>>3591472
Really? We have plenty of opportunities to lose our first. Let's just sleep and focus on getting our next badge.
>>
>>3591487
I agree. I want to fuck Nurse Joy, but I dont want to beg for it. I want her to beg.

I think we should go and grab a pokemon for the future with sweet scent or pheromone attractions
>>
>Beg Pathetically
Wow, you’ve really hit a low point here,
Joy is disgusted with you, but she’s got one thing in mind. It involves not a small amount of lubricant and high probability of tearing your o-ring.

>Accept
>Politely decline, fap and sleep
>write in
>>
>>3591505
Then vote to jerk.
>>
>>3591505
>but I dont want to beg for it. I want her to beg.
this
decline her
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>>3591506
>>Accept
>>
>>3591506
>Politely decline, fap and sleep
>>
>>3591506
Decline, fuck no.
>>
>>3591506
>Accept
Oh no what am I doing.
>>
>>3591506
>>Accept
>>
>>3591506
>write in
Jump out the window and escape with your rectum in tact

Escape to Brocks gyme and tell Brock what happened
>>
>>3591506
>Accept
This is the future the dice have given us
>>
>>3591506
Only this quest can make me kek and facepalm at the same time.
>>Accept
>>
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>>3591542
>>3591541
>>3591537
>>3591531
>>3591523
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>choosing to be a gay
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>>3591506
>Accept
Time to grit our teeth.

And think of Mom.
>>
>>3591506
No no no no dont accept nigga what are you doing Noooooooo
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>>3591537
Wait, where did you come from?
>>
>>3591506
>>Politely decline, fap and sleep
>>
>>3591551
I have become phoneposter at work
>>
guys, guys, ITS ALL PART OF THE PLAN, first we make her fuck our ass BUT we trap her inside while rat goes and takes her from behind
>>
>/qst/ is full of fags
I keep forgetting that this is a thing...
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>>3591559
That's a terrible plan. This is haha-tier shit.
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>>3591571
do you have a better fucking plan, bitch?
these fags are taking us on a ride either way
>>
>>3591577
Have Bernie immolate the both of us like the Sodomites we are?
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>>3591545
I do this solely to make you angry, Som.
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>>3591540
>Get Brock
You book it and head to the Pewter Gym, explaining the situation to Brock. He agrees to take Joy’s punishment in your place. What a pal.

That was a close one, you almost got your butthole took. Your [O-RING INTEGRITY] remains at a cool 100%.

Suddenly you realize that this is Gen 1, there’s no day and night cycle, silly! Let’s get a move on.
What do?

>Check out that Museum
>Head on to Route 3
>Write in
>>
>>3591587
>>Head on to Route 3
>>
>>3591587
Based Brock.
Now let's gtfo.
To route 3!
>>
>>3591587
>Head on to Route 3
Brock save us, what a true bro to "sacrifice" himself :)
>>
>>3591587
>>Head on to Route 3
>>
>>3591587
>Check out that Museum
WE'VE GOT DINOSAURS TO RESURRECT
>>
>>3591587
>>Head on to Route 3
His sacrifice will be remembered. By which I mean he'll never live it down.
>>
>>3591603
Fuck the dinosaurs
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>>3591587
>Route 3
When we get a chance we should get Chad Oaks advice on joy and try again later.
>>
>>3591612
>Fuck the dinosaurs
disambiguate please
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>>3591617
Nah, let's try for somebody else later.
>Head to Route 3
>>
>>3591587
>>Check out that Museum
>>
>Route 3
You can always come check the museum out later. Besides they want 50 bucks and fuuuuck that. You head on down to route 3.

You leave Pewter better than you found it, perhaps. Brock found love. Joy found a butthole to torture. We all learned a little something about ourselves, and the taste of feet lingers on your lips.

But somewhere out there you sense a malefic presence, something truly sinister... oh well, whatever!
What do?

>Check the Grass for Pokey Manes
>Seek Out Trainer Battle
>Proceed to Mt. Moon
>Write in
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>>3591649
>>Seek Out Trainer Battle
>>
>>3591649
>>Check the Grass for Pokey Manes
>>
>>3591649
>>Proceed to Mt. Moon
if I remember correctly gary will challenge us soon
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>>3591649
>Check the Grass for Pokey Manes
>>
>>3591649
>>Check the Grass for Pokey Manes
It's just not pokemon without wandering back and forth in the grass trying to get ambushed.
>>
>>3591649
>>Check the Grass for Pokey Manes
>>
>Check Grass for Pokey Manes
(I forgot to ask you guys to roll a d100, so I just did. If anyone’s curious, Ids’m using the published spawn rates of 1st gen and stacking common pokes at the bottom, rare ones at the top. My roll got us a...)
SPEAROW. IT’S A SPEAROW.
Little guy looks pretty mad. Let’s sort that out.
What do?
>Throw Pokeball
>Fight (write in PKMN + ATK)
>Run
>Write in
>>
>>3591699
+ Doodle
>>
>>3591699
Bernie+Ember
>>
>>3591701
Oh yeah Pls roll a D10 as well if attacking FUCK
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3591699
>>Fight (write in PKMN + ATK)
Cheese and thundershock
>>
>>3591701
>another bird
its shit, kill for exp charmander ember
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3591712
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3591699
>>Fight (write in PKMN + ATK)
Eseehc, thundershock.
Next gym is water. Eseehc's all we got for that, unless we catch a grass type between here and there.
>>
>Thundershock
Type advantage + a good roll = a crispy bird. Any more and you’ll KO it.
What do?
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10, first reply counts)
>Finish it
>Run for some... reason
>Write in
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3591750
>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10, first reply counts)
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3591750
>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10, first reply counts)
Have to fill that dex. Now let's catch it so it can go in the box where it belongs.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3591750
>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10, first reply counts)
>>
>>3591751
>Catch
Bonk! haha, classic gag.
You catch the Spearow with no issue. Sweet.
What next? Not too much in the way of new pokemon around here that are’t rare (90+ on a D10)
>Keep lookin for PKMN (Roll D100)
>Find a Trainer Battle
>MT. Moon
>Write in

Also roll a D100 for the naming rights for our new friend, Spearow!
>>
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>3591764
>Keep lookin for PKMN (Roll D100)
>>
DC90 on a d10? lul
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3591764
Pecky
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>>3591764
>>Find a Trainer Battle
>>
>>3591768
urrr d100
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>>3591764
>>Find a Trainer Battle
>>
>>3591771
you just wasted a perfectly good 98 on naming a spearow
>>
>>3591775
he just misstyped "(90+ on a D10)" in the post
>>
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3591781
Ok well
>look for dumb rare pokemon
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3591764
>>Keep lookin for PKMN (Roll D100)
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>>3591767
>Trainer Battle
A Youngster wants to battle! Looks like he’s got a Rattata with him. It looks top percentage, watch out.
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in + ATK, Roll D10)
>Chat
>Write in
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>>3591799
>>Chat
That Rattata seems different from an ordinary Rattata, like it's in the top percentage of Rattata.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3591799
>Chat
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3591799
>top percentage
Time to show him that Stuart is in the top PERCENT

>Grab Stuart's tail and swing him like a flail
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>>3591799
Ask this guy about his shorts, how comfy are they to wear?
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3591799
>Send in PKMN (Write in + ATK, Roll D10)
Dream, double kick
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3591799
>>Send in PKMN (Write in + ATK, Roll D10)
Stuart, tackle. Rat battle!
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>>3591799
Make him wager his shorts, if you win they're yours
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>>3591809
>>3591829
The kid agrees to be his shorts against your jacket.
Unfortunately for him, Stuart’s secret technique is just too strong. Now there are two of them...

Anyway, fight’s not over, Younster is about to send out an Ekans.
What do?
>Send out PKMN (Write in, ATK and Roll D10)
>Up the wager (write in what you want, and what you’re betting)
>Write in
>>
>>3591829
This isn't the right one.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3591840
>Send out PKMN (Write in, ATK and Roll D10)
Bernie+Ember
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3591840
Stuart. Tackle
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3591840
>Send out PKMN (Write in, ATK and Roll D10)
Bernie, ember
>>
>>3591847
God damn, poor thing didn’t even get out the gate.
Stuart is starting to look a little buff... or is it bruised? Who knows.
The kid hands over 300 bucks.

Anyway, we’ve got a moral dilemma. Do we take the child’s shorts?
>Yes, they’re comfy and easy to wear.
>No, that would be an indecent thing to do.
>>
>>3591877
>>No, that would be an indecent thing to do.
>>
>>3591877
>No, that would be an indecent thing to do.
Not even sure if they would fit.
>>
>>3591877
>>No, that would be an indecent thing to do.
...why would we?
>>
>>
>>3591877
>>Yes, they’re comfy and easy to wear.
A DEALS A DEAL
>>
>>3591877
>give him a choice
>his shorts, or his Ekans.
>>
>>3591902
this
>>
>>3591899
>>3591902
>>3591907
at least try to fit them first, dummies.
>>
>>3591902
YES
>>
>>3591902
Backing this madman
>>
>Bargain
You try to change the bargain, but the kid tells him you can suck his Ekans and tosses his shorts at you.
Wow, they really ARE comfy and easy to wear. This is fucking awesome. You feel a bit luckier, somehow.
What do?
>Head to Mt. Moon
>Keep goofing around here, for some reason
>Write in
>>
>>3592067
MT moon
>>
>>3592067
>go back to Town, report the youngster for public indecency.
He had his chance.
>>
>>3592067
>>Keep goofing around here, for some reason
Gotta catch them all.
>>
>>3592067
>>Head to Mt. Moon
>>
>>3592067
>>Head to Mt. Moon
>>
>>3592067
>>Head to Mt. Moon
>>
>Mt. Moon
Mt. moon it is. You get to the entrance to find it’s a big scary cave. Great.
There’s also a little Pokemon center here, how convenient!
What do?
>Into the Cave
>Check out Poke Center
>Write in
>>
>>3592114
>>Check out Poke Center
>>
>>3592114
>Check out Poke Center
>>
>>3592114
>>Check out Poke Center
>>
>>3592114
Oh boy, it's time to beat the shit out of a guy and steal his fish.
Asshole Red is a great character.
>>
>>3592114
>Poke the Center
>>
>>3592121
Are we going to use the fishstick like we are using Stuart ?
>>
>>3592114
>>Check out Poke Center
>>
>>3592114
>>Check out Poke Center
>>
>Poke Center
Geeze, this one is a little run down. But that’s to be expected. There’s a nurse joy, a PC, some weird looking dude trying to get your attention...
What do?
>Hit on Joy
>Talk to Weird Guy
>Check PC
>Write in
>>
>>3592146
>Hit on Joy
>>
>>3592146
Heal up then call Mom
>>
>>3592146
see what the dude wants, ask this woman why she looks identical to the other nurse joy
>>
Also, what is that photograph we have?
>>
>>3592146
>>Talk to Weird Guy
>>
>>3592156
Right, OP mentioned a photo before.
What is it OP? >>3592146
>>
>>3592153
It's the persian that gio owns
>>
>>3592174
Half of Giovanni's photograph with his persian.
The half containing the Persian.
Everything else can be replaced.
That photo was a priceless memory however.
>>
>>3592156
>>3592174
>>3592176
We DO have a torn piece of Giovanni’s portrait, but we also started with a photo.
It’s a picture of [MOM] at the beach!
>>
>>3592146
>Hit on Joy
>>
>Talk to Weird Guy
“Hey Kid, do I have a deal for you. You just hand over 500 clams and I’ll hook you up with one of the rarest, most powerful Pokemon around.”

He dangles his wares tantalizingly.

What do?
>Pay up!
>Barter (write in items, price, whatever)
>Leave
>>
>>3592187
>>Pay up!
>>
>>3592187
How much do we have? Doesn't matter, pay the price.
>>
>>3592199
2150
>>
>>3592187
Kick him in the nuts, take the pokeball and his money
>>
>>3592187
Shady as fuck.
How about he just gives it to us and we wont tell first Officer Jenny we meet about a shady guy spreading his jacket and showing his stuff to kids??
>>
>>3592187
>>Leave
Sadly, we don't have any clams. All we have is these thousands of dollars in worthless money.
Life is cruel.
>>
>>3592187
leave, Fuck garadose honestly. I would prefer a unique team
>>
>>3592187
>"Do you have a licence for this, Sir?"
>>
>Pay up
You fork up the cash.
...
Wow this thing fucking sucks. You don’t even think you can throw him like you do with Stuart. What a ripoff.
What do?
>Ask for Refund
>Store it in PC
>Just fucking throw it away
>Write in
>>
>>3592246
>>Write in
Naw man, we got him now. Train him by showing him battle tactics and reading him Viking literature.
>>
>>3592246
>"Oh wow! These are great! Do you have any more?"
>if he does challenge him to a trainer battle instead of buying one, if two trainers eyes meet, they must battle by law
>take our money back as the prize money
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3592246
Can you swing it by its tail?
If not, store it in PC.
Name it Fishstick
>>
>>3592246
>Store it in PC
>>
>>3592246
put him in a pokeball for later grilling

how many balls we got left OP?
>>
>>3592246
>>Store it in PC
>>
>Try to Swing
Nope. Too shitty. He’s going in the box, and it even costs you a Pokeball, leaving you with 5 left.

You’re so pissed off.
What do?

>Flirt with Joy
>Check PC
>Leave
>>
>>3592280
>Flirt with Joy
Why do you all look beautiful
>>
>>3592280
ask nurse joy how did she out run you and make it to this pokecenter before you did
>>
>>3592280
>>Flirt with Joy
Dammm Girl, if you were a vegetable you would be a Cute-Cumber
>>
>>3592280
>Flirt with Joy
Girl, I would have sex with you, if you know what I'm saying
>>
>>3592246
>>3592253
Supporting this

Pokémon battle the sun of a bitch
>>
>Flirt with Joy
You lay it on thick. It can’t go any worse than it did with the last Joy, right?
“Excuse me? Oh, it’s that damn Pewter city Joy again. She gave you some ideas, huh? Well listen up, not all Joys are exactly the same. For instance, I’m only into girls. Sorry kid.”

Disappointing, but hot.

What do?

>Mt. Moon Time
>Write in
>>
>>3592329
get your pokemans healed up
>>
>>3592329
>>Mt. Moon Time
I'll assume Stuart got healed.
>>
>>3592329
>ask if the shady dude if bothering her.

>also ask if she can look away while we pokebattle him for our cash back if not more
>>
>>3592329
Why do you all look the same? How many are you?
>>
>Head to Mt Moon
You get your pokemon healed up and ask why there are so many of her. She says she has a lot of cousins, and that she’s lost count.

You take a quick look for the shitty fish salesman, but he’s long gone. God damnit. If you ever see him again...

We’re in Mt. Moon! It’s a creepy dark passage on our way to Cerulean City. From what you understand you have to go down a floor or two to get to the exit. What do?

>Look for first ladder
>Look for Pokemon
>Look for a Trainer Battle
>Write in
>>
>>3592393
>Look for a pokemon
>>
>>3592393
>Look for items.
Gotta get that Water Gun TM https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Mt._Moon
>>
>Look for Pokemon
(OK for real I rolled a D100 for this and...)
I shit you NOT it is a clefairy! Hope you don’t blow it!
What do?
>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll a D10)
>Throw Pokeball
>Run like an idiot
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3592455
Send Dream have her use Drop Kick and
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3592455
>>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll a D10)
Cheese use thundershock!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3592455
throw stuart at it
>>
>>3592455
Fuck claferie
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3592455
Have Dream use double-kick.
>>
I have no idea if the OP intended for the quest to be lewd but I applaud them for rolling with it
>>
>Send in Dream
A fine enough idea, but that roll is not gonna cut it. Better get em’ next time or it might run!
What do?
>Attack (roll 1 D10, first roll will count)
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10, first roll counts)

>>3592488
I had some jokey lewd stuff in mind, but I’m down for whatever. I don’t think my art is particularly ‘attractive’ so doing actual lewd stuff kinda falls a bit flat, But if it happens it happens.

I’m open to anything, honestly. There was a bit near the beginning where if we failed a roll vs. Stuart I was gonna have him chomp off one of our fingers permanently right at the beginning. lol.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3592512
>Attack (roll 1 D10, first roll will count)
Double kick!
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3592512
>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10, first roll counts)
How the turntables turn. Fuck it.
>>
>>3592512
>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10, first roll counts)
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3592512
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10, first roll counts)
>>
Should we try to fuck Misty?
>>
>>3592532
>Throw Pokeball (10)
J...jesus christ!
You’re supposed to battle them into submission, not maim them you psychopath!
Oh god... you think you’re gonna throw up.
Roll... roll one more 1D10. You catch the poor thing on a 3+
Whoever rolls first counts.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3592549
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3592549
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3592549
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3592549
>>
>>3592548
We could try? no harm in doing so. Except for if she's into pegging since we then have no brock to have our back
>>
>Catch
Alright, well.. you got em.
You should probably get that eye looked at soon.
What do?
>Look for more Pokemon (Roll 1D100)
>Search for the Ladder down
>Go to the PKMN center to fix Clefairy
>Write in

Also whoever wants to name this poor, one eyed Pokemon roll a D100
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3592573
>>Go to the PKMN center to fix Clefairy
Moonshine
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3592573
Snake
>>
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3592573
>Go to the PKMN center to fix Cleafiry

Let's name them Boss, also if this an one hundred we fuck misty
>>
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3592573
>Look for more Pokemon (Roll 1D100)
Gimme a Paras. We are gonna abuse those Spores a lot...
>>
>>3592580
+1. Gotta get that cute little mushroom fella.

We can name him Shroom
>>
>>3592579
>Boss
>21
>Snake
>22
THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE SNAKE
AND ONE BOSS
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3592573
>Go to the PKMN center to fix Clefairy
Name it Oberon, of course!
>>
>>3592588
YOU FAIRY FUCK
>>
>>3592593
It was meant to be!
>>
>>3592593
Fairy doesn't exist yet
>>
>>3592580
>Look for more PKMN
(We’ll head to the center after this one)
Interesting thought about the spores, but that roll is gonna GET YOU A ZUBAT

ZUBAT!

>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Run
>Write in
>>
Actually wait, that nurse joy is into chicks right? Maybe we ask for some potential Misty tips?
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3592601
>Send Cheese use thunder wave?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3592601
>>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
Ah, fuck it x2.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3592601
>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
Send out Cheese, fry this bat with a thunderbolt!
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3592601
>>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
Cheese, Thundershock.
>>
>>3592612
>>3592607
thundershock, that's the one
>>
>>3592607
Wow take it easy on the 10s.
You fry the little bastard good. Wanna catch it?
We don’t even have to roll.
>Catch
>No catchy
>>
>>3592641
Nah, screw that thing. Zubat is a waste of a pokeball.
>>
>>3592641
>>Catch
>>
>>3592647
STOP, I HATE YOU

>>3592641
leave it
>>
>>3592641
Catch

Add to the pokedex
>>
>>3592645
>He doesn't wanna catch them all
MODS
>>
>>3592641
>>No catchy
>>
>>3592641
>Catch

>>3592645
His friendship evolution is fucking amazing.
>>
>>3592641
Catch

If only for the dex.

I want a paras to fight misty
>>
>>3592687
We have cheese to fight misty though
>>
>>3592706
We can't get high off cheese though...
>>
>Catch
After a heated internal debate, you decide to catch the Zubat.
He’s transferred to BOX 1.

You take a moment to head back and get OBERYN patched up. Nurse Jenny nearly vomits. Oberyn looks depressed. OH WELL.

>Look for More Pokemon
>Find 1st Ladder in MT Moon
>Do something in Poke Center (write in)
>Write in
>>
>>3592719
Not with that attitude
>>
>>3592728
>>Do something in Poke Center (write in)
Call mom
>>
>>3592728
>OBERYN
OBERON! You know, the king of the fairies? From Shakespeare?
>>
>>3592728
>Nurse Jenny? What did the police officer job not pan out?
>>3592734
also this
>>
>>3592739
Shakespeare is a hack who just stole a character from the Nibelungenlied.
>>
>>3592745
Yeah, I know the character's been around for a lot longer, but Shakespeare is a convenient reference point. He was called Alberich in the Nibelungenlied anyway, so it wouldn't apply to the name I used.
>>
>>3592739
>OBERYN
What is that some nerd shit?
>>3592740
I knew I was going to make this mistake eventually
>>
>>3592757
When did you actually mix up joy and jenny by accident, I thought it was just actually supposed to be Jenny
>>
>>3592728
>>Do something in Poke Center (write in)
>Find 1st Ladder in MT Moon
Leave Zubat, we need space for Paras.
>>
>>3592757
I literally pointed out what it is. The king of the fairies, originally from Frankish folklore, then used in the German Nibelungenlied, and later used in Shakespeare's Midsummer Night's Dream. Oberon.
>>
>>3592773
nerd shit. got it.
>>
>>3592777
Laugh at that fuckin nerd.
We could've had Snake.
>>
>>3592777
You're running a pokemon quest. "Nerd shit" isn't much of a distinguishing factor here. And who the fuck doesn't know Shakespeare?
>>
>Call Mom
That’s a great Idea. Mom’s awesome. You love Mom.
What do you want to talk to her about?
>Tell her about your Pokemon Journey
>Ask for money
>Ask how her day is
>Tell her you love her
>Whip your hog out and press it against the screen
>Write in
>>
>>3592781
Dude look I get it but are going to get nowhere with this, quit while you're ahead
>>
>>3592783
>Mom what are some tips on talking to girls
>>
>>3592783
>>Tell her about your Pokemon Journey
We've maimed and burned so many Pokémon, you have no idea.
>>
>>3592783
>Ask how her day is
>Tell her about your Pokemon Journey
>Ask her for some girl tips
>Tell her you love her
In that order.
>>
>>3592783
>>Tell her about your Pokemon Journey
>Ask how her day is
>>
>>3592783
>>Tell her you love her
>Whip your hog out and press it against the screen
>>
>>3592783
this >>3592799
>>
>>3592799
I'll back this sure
>>
>Ask how her day was
“Good, I did my exercise, did some cooking and cleaning around the house. I really miss you, sweetheart.”
You can tell she’s doing her best to hold back tears.

>Tell her about your PKMN Journey
You excitedly tell her stories about all the Pokemon you’ve caught, how you already have tow badges even though you had to steal one, you gloss over how you broke your hand, and decide to leave out the part about sucking Nurse Joy’s feet and how Brock is probably still getting pegged.

>Ask her for girl tips
“Oh my gosh, young man! I guess you are about that age... Lets see. Well most girl’s go crazy when you suck on their nip- uhhh I mean,,. flowers. Buy them flowers.”

>Tell mom you love her
Ok, she’s crying now.,
“I love you too, baby. I left a little something in your item storage. Good luck!”

Wow. You’ve got the best Mom in the world. Someday you hope to marry her. er. A girl just like her. That’s what you meant.

What do?
>Check Item Storage
>Back to the Cave
>Write in
>>
>>3592851
>Check Item Storage
>>
>>3592851
>>Check Item Storage
>>
We REALLY need to get our hand checked.
>>
>>3592851
>Item Storage
then
>Cave
>>
>>3592862
dis
>>
>>3592862
support
>>
>>3592871
>>3592873
It's settled.
>>3592851
>Check Item Storage
>Ask Dyke Joy if she knows anyone who can check on or fix our hand
>>
>Check Item Storage
You got MOM’S PIE
and an extra 500 bucks. Awesome!

And yeah we really should check out that hand. What do?
>Take off the bandage
>Go directly to Nurse Joy
>Eat Mom’s Pie
>Write in
>>
>>3592889
>Go directly to Nurse Joy
>>
>>3592889
>Go directly to Nurse Joy
>>
>>3592889
>>Go directly to Nurse Joy
>Eat Mom’s Pie
>>
>>3592889
>EAT DA PIE
>Go directly to Nurse Joy
>>
>>3592889
>Eat Mom’s Pie
>inb4 pie heals our hand
>>
>Go to Nurse Joy
You see the nurse, and she unwraps the bandage for you. Then she screams. Then she passes out.

Oh. Uh oh, Oooooo. OH BOY.

So this isn’t the best situation to find yourself in..
But you know it’s best to play it cool, nothing good comes from PANICKING OH MY GOD MY FUCKING HAND JESUS FUCK MY LIFE

WAHT FUCKING DO
>Wrap it back up
>Eat Mom’s Pie
>Examine Passed Out Joy
>Stick hand in Pokemon Healing Machine
>Lop hand off and keep it as a trophy
>Write in
>>
>>3592936
>Eat Mom’s Pie
>>
>>3592936
>Stick hand in Pokemon Healing Machine
What could go wrong?
>>
>>3592936
>>Eat Mom’s Pie
>Examine Passed Out Joy
>Wrap it back up
>>
>>3592936
>>Stick hand in Pokemon Healing Machine
>>
>>3592936
>Eat Mom’s Pie
>Stick hand in Pokémon Healing Machine
>>
>>3592936
>Stick hand in Pokemon Healing Machine

but also throw a pokemon in there to activate it
>>
>>3592945
Nvm
This instead
>>
>>3592945
supporting
>>
>>3592936
>Eat Mom's pie
>Inspect Joy
If mom's pie full of entirely normal motherly love doesn't heal us
>Stick hand in pokémon healing machine
>>
>Eat Pie
>Use PKMN Healing Machine
You’re not really sure how the machine works, but you do know how to go to town on Mom’s Pie. There’s nothing better on God’s green earth than Mom’s sweet, sweet pie. Oh, gross there’s a little hair in there.

You’re not sure if it was the Pie or the crazy pokemon get-better machine, but your hand is fixed! Actually, it’s better than ever!
If only you had something to test it on...

>Write in what to do with the new hand and roll a 1D100. Best roll wins.
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3592984
>Poke Nurse Joy on the head.

>Oh, gross there’s a little hair in there.
O-oh...
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3592984
slap nurse joys ass
>>
>>3592984
touch nurse joy on the back to test her reaction, venture more touching if she has passed out.

This is all assuming there isnt other people watching
>>
>>3592998
Just to wake her up.
>>
>>3592998
We slap her so hard we turn her bisexual. Imagine
>>
>>3592998
>>3592984
very sexually
>>
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3592984
>slap nurse joys ass to wake her up
>>
>>3592998
>Smack that Ass
You haul off and give that posterior a sound slap.
“Oh FUCK DADDY!” She screams, then sinks into the afterglow, heaving breathing, legs shaking.
Weird reaction. Let’s GTFO.

>Look for PKMN in MT. Moon
>Look for the Ladder down in MT Moon
>Write in

———
Oops wow it got late. I *should* be around tomorrow, I’m excited to see where this strange little adventure brings us, Will we make it to cerulean? What is this awesome power our hand glows with? So many questions, so little time.
Goodnight!
>>
>>3593077
>one slap caused a girl to ahegao
Holy shit, this should be our theme song from now on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6Tl8EjVMc
>>
>>3593077
>>Look for the Ladder down in MT Moon
Pretty sure there's more Paras down the ladder. Goodnight OP!
>>
>>3593077
>Look for the Ladder down in MT Moon

nicu
>>
>>3593077
>Look for the Ladder down in MT Moon
Thanks for running by the way, OP.
>>
>>3593077
>Look for the Ladder down in MT Moon
also
>The slap actually made her bisexual

OP YOU MADMAN
>>
>>3593077
>>Look for the Ladder down in MT Moon
So we turned a lesbian straight/bi. Cool
>>
>>3593077
>Look for the Ladder down in MT Moon

Damn. We really just did that.
>>
>>3593085
OH FUCK IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

WE HAVE BEEN PUNCHING AND THROWING SINCE THE START!!!!

We shall become this world's God Hand
>>
>Look for the Ladder Down in MT. Moon
That was easy enough. Looks a bit more busy down here, plenty of Pokemon and trainers bustling about. If you read the sign correctly there should just be one more level to this place and then you’ll be out on Route 4 on the way to Cerulean.
What do?
>Find the next ladder
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Find a Trainer Battle
>Write in
>>
>>3593826
>Look for PKMN
>>
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>3593829
Damn dice
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>3593826
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
>>3593838
Found one
>>
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>3593826
>Look for PKMN
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3593826
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
Man I can't wait for the Nat 100 roll to look under the truck.
>>
>Look for PKMN
A few good rolls finds you a PARAS.
It’s kind of cute, in a really ugly way.
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Run
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3593850
Approach it, offer it a snack and then nibble some of its mushrooms in return.
>>
>>3593854
From a 98 to a 1. Fuck me dead
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3593850
>Eseehc+Thundershock
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3593850
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
We should get rid of the mushrooms so it doesn't evolve into a corpse slave.
>>
>>3593854
You cronch on one of those juicy shrooms. The Paras is in mild distress but is surprisingly chill about the whole ordead.

But then things start getting, like, groovy man.
What do?
>Trip the light fantastic
>Gleam the cube
>Stare at your hands for an hour
>Write in
>>
>>3593902
>Trip the light fantastic
>Gleam the cube
>Stare at your hands for an hour
Don't be fooled, these are all the same choice.
>>
>>3593902
>Gleam the cube
>>
>>3593902
>>Gleam the cube
>>
>>3593902
>>Gleam the cube
>>
>Gleam the Cube
What does that even mean, anyway?
For a brief moment your vision splits, and you can see through to the heart of existence.

You hear it grumble, low and sleepy:
M̤͟Ḭ̟̘͚̻S͙Ṣ̨I̟̮̭̹͇͢N̠̥G̩͍̭͙͈͕N̷̝͍̙̩͈̼ͅO̶

...
You wake up in a puddle of vomit, but no worse for the wear. The Paras is gone, along with one of your Pokeballs.
You Caught Paras! Somehow.
Paras was moved to BOX 1.

What do?
>Look for more PKMN (Roll 1 D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Find the next ladder down
>write in
>>
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3593931
Look for moooore
>>
>>3593931
>Seek Trainer Battle
>>
>>3593931
>Seek Trainer Battle
>>
>Seek Trainer Battle
You run across a guy in some slick duds. Seriously, this guy knows how to dress!
“Why don’t you make things easy and hand over your pokemon!”
Oh, he’s a jerk. He’s about to send out a Zubat!
What do?
>Ask who his tailor is
>Send out PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
>>3593948
fuk
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3593948
>Ask who his tailor is
>Send out PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and Roll 1D10)

Cheese + thundershock
>>
>>3593952
Have cheese thundershock the guy though, not his pokemon. That'll teach him for being a jerk
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3593948
>ask who his tailor is
>as he responds
>punch him in the face with our Godhand
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3593952
>>3593954
This.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3593948
>tell him that goatees haven't been in style since beatnik snapping was.
>Cheese with some thunder.
>>
>> All of this continuous physical and verbal abuse with high rolls.

Dud is going to be dead and we'll still be shit talking his corpse
>>
>Shock him
Welp, this battle is cancelled as you decide to assault the good. You make fun of his Goatee, but he insists it was just a poorly drawn neck shadow.

Cheese Shocks the ever-loving SHIT out of him, he’s down for the count.

What do?
>Find the next ladder down
>Look for more PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Rob the guy
>Write in
>>
>>3593975
>>Rob the guy
>>
>>3593975
>Rob the guy

Smell ya later loser
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3593975
>Look for more PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>>
>>3593975
>Rob the guy
>>
>Rob The Guy
Alright fuck this loser, let’s take his stuff.
Let’s see what he’s got...
For pokemon its just a Zubat and Raticate, pretty lame.
He’s got 750 bucks on him, you figure you’ll take that no matter what.
His outfit is pretty much ruined, but that sweet belt of his is still looking shiny...
Looks like he’s also got a business card and a Fleshlight Quickshot™ self pleasure device.

What Take?
>>
>>3593994
Can we release his pokemon into the wild?

Otherwise take his belt because fuck yeah and his business card
>>
>>3593994
>Take money, belt, and business card.
>>
>>3593994
>>3593998
>>
>>3593994
Money, Belt, Buisness card, and the fleshlight
>>
> Steal
You leave the Fleshlight, it seems a little too well worn to be of any practical use.
You take the money, the snazzy belt and the business card. You also release his pokemon, who scamper off into the cave.
You really fucked this dude’s whole world up.
Your [Thirst For Crime] has grown.

What do?
>Find the next Ladder Down
>More Pokemans (Roll 1D100)
>Write in
>>
>>3594031
>>Find the next Ladder Down

I have to say, this has been hilarious and fun so far
>>
>>3594031
>Find the next Ladder Down
>>
>>3594031
>steal his hat
>next ladder down
>>
>>3594031
>>Find the next Ladder Down
Maybe we can focus the thirst for crime onto peope that do crimes?
>>
>>3594045
or people with valuables
>>
>>3594047
preferably both
>>
>>3594048
Definitely both
>>
>>3594041
Sadly, the hat is trashed. Maybe we’ll find another one somehow!
>>3594033
Thanks dude :)
>>3594045
I dunno man. Crime is crime. Get one little taste and all of a sudden you’re slapping asses and stealing belts...

>Find the Ladder
Easy enough! You climb down and you’re nearly at the exit, but there’s a bunch of weird rocks in the way. A closer look reveals them to be actual Pokemon Fossils! Wow!
There’s a [DOME FOSSIL] and a [HELIX FOSSIL]. No question you’re gonna snap there bad boys up-
“Hey, Stop! I found these fossils! They’re both mine!”
Some spergy sounding nerd is yelling at you. It’s gonna be a Pokemon battle for sure.
He’s sending out a Grimer!
What do?
>Send in PKMN (write in PKMN, ATK + roll 1D10)
>Try to talk things out (write in)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3594056
>Send in Bernie
>Ember the Grimer
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3594056
>Send in PKMN (write in PKMN, ATK + roll 1D10)

Burnie, Ember
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3594056
>send in fist
>fist use sucker punch
>>
>>3594067
C'mon, anon. We have to at least train our pokemon for the Gyms/League.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3594056
>Try to talk things out (write in)
Bruh, if you let us get those we'll give you one of my sweet Paras-shroom. They're the real deal.
>>
>Attack with Bernie
A good idea, but a series of bad rolls and that Grimer clobbers (splatters?) our boy. He’s in rough shape, he probably can’t take more than one of those.
>>3594082
Mid battle you try to buy the nerd off with a Paras mushroom. Which might be a good idea if you had any on you, and our Paras wasn’t in BOX1.
The Nerd pushes up his glasses, and asserts that drugs are for losers.
>>3594067
Let’s just pretend that roll never happened.

What do?
>Keep Bernie in (Roll 1D10)
>Switch Pokemon (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
>>3594082
Paras-shoom these nuts bitch
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3594090
>Switch Pokemon
Stuart+Tackle
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3594121
Dis
>>
>>3594090
Tell him were going to fuck his mom!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3594090
>When in doubt, deploy Stuart Flail
>>
>>3594135
No, anon, that's just rude. Besides, we have our own mom to fuck.
>>
>>3594121
>>3594125
>Stuart - Tackle
Your rolls were good, but your plan was questionable. Stuart just sort of gets... stuck in there. You hope he can breathe.
What do?
>Another PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll D10)
>Cheer Stuart on
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3594138
>Another PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll D10)
Cheese, use whatever the zap thing you have.
>>
>>3594138
>Pull Stuart out.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3594138
Cheese, Zappy Zap!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3594148
Backing
>>
>>3594148
>>3594154
>>3594157
>Cheese - Thundershock
b...bruh. It doesn’t get much worst than that.
Cheese unleashes a huge blast that arc directly into Stuart’s tail, frying the poor guy. Stuart is KO’d.
Your roll is so bad that Cheese trips over his own feet and brains himself on a rock. Cheese is KO’d.
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3594164
>>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
Alright Oberyn, time for your debut. Use Sing!
>STANDING
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3594164
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Pull Stuart out
>Bernie+Ember
>>
>>3594171
>ON THE EDGE OF THE CRATER
Oberyn belts out his most sorrowful ballad. Unfortunately it looks like Grimer’s ear is clogged with Stuart. The Grimer pulls stuart out and chucks him directly into Oberyn’s face. OW.
>>3594174
OK this has gone on long enough, Bernie finally gets the drop on the grimer and roasts him.
You win!
The Nerd forks over a clean 400 bucks.

“OK OK, we’ll split them. Which one do you want? Helix or Dome?”

What do?
>Take the Helix
>Take the Dome
>Sink further into a life of crime by taking both and running
>write in
>>
>>3594219
>>Take the Dome
Dead memes stay dead.
>>
kick him off the edge and take both
>>
>>3594219
>Sink further into a life of crime by taking both and running
TO THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS ASSHOLE
>>
>>3594232
>>3594233
C'mon guys, seriously? What would our Mom think?
>>
>>3594219
>Sink further into a life of crime by taking both and running
>>
>>3594235
Girls love a bad boy, anon.
>>
>>3594219
>take dome
Also
>attempt to use our newfound god hand to heal one of our Pokemon
>>
>>3594238
Moms don't. They drink themselves to sleep, wondering where they went wrong.
>>
>>3594219
Switching to take the Dome. Damn heretics.
>>
>>3594245
We're gonna make Team Crimson and nothing can stop Boss Red.
>>
>>3594235
"fuck me harder"?
>>
>>3594245
is that from personal experience?
>>
>>3594261
More of a witness but I digress.
>>
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>>3594219
>>Take the Dome

Kabutops is bad ass.
>>
>>3594219
>>Take the Dome
>>
>>3594219
Offer to pay him is 400 pokedollars for the fossil
>>
>>3594219
take both unless he has a gun I dont see how he can stop us
>>
>>3594219 #
>>Take the Dome

This entire quest literally function on democracy
>>
>>3594219
Not gonna stop spelling it with a y, huh? Alright, fuck it.
>>
>Take the Dome
You take a mental tally of the voices in your brain, and they convince you to be a good boy and just take the dome.
Damn you love getting some dome.

Stepping out of the stuffy cave and on to Route 4, you see that Cerulean isn’t far away at all. It’s a lonely little route, but pretty nonetheless.
There’s not much in the way of interesting Pokemon either.

What do?
>Get to Cerulean already
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Seek Trainer Battle
>Write in
>>
>>3594350
>>Seek Trainer Battle
Gotta train up our pokeys. Maybe get one of them to evolve.
>>
>>3594350
Seek Trainer Battle
>Write in
Hunt for more rocket grunts
>>
>>3594350
How many of our Pokemon are FNT'd?
>>
>>3594354
Little behind the scenes magic here, Our Poke levels are gonna remain roughly around what average trainer levels are in story. (Route 24 just above cerulean is where we'll probably see an evolve or 2)
>>
>>3594350
>Seek Trainer Battle
>>
>>3594364
Cheese, Stuart and Oberyn are KO'd.
Bernie will go down in 1 hit.
Pecky and Dream are still fresh.
>>
>>3594350
>Get to cerulean already
Another town another Joy
but again also
>Try to heal our pokemon using out mysteriously new powerful hand
>>
>>3594375
Okay.
>>3594376
This.
>>
>>3594350
>Head back to Mt. Moon poke center
Not sure I trust the hand. Even if it glows with an awesome power.

Besides I want to smack the Joy on her ass again.
>>
>>3594376
>Heal Injured PKMN with your magic hand
Worth a shot, right?
YOUR HAND GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER.
But whatever that power is, it’s not healing. You should probably ask somebody about this. Maybe a [SCIENTIST] or [SMART LOOKING PERSON].
Who knows?

You look around for a trainer battle. There’s a [Young LASS] with a fierce look in her eye across the water, but you would need [SURF] to get there. Also you have a feeling that she’s a lot tougher than you’re ready for at the moment. Oh well, that’s the way these things go, sometimes.
What do?
>Head to Cerulean
>Head to Cerulean
>Write in (Cerulean)
>>
>>3594418
>>Head to Cerulean
>>
>>3594418
Make sexual gestures at the lass using glowing hand
>>
>>3594418
Think of Mommy and jack off with your magic hand
>>
>>3594418
hmm tough choices but I guess we'll
>Head to Cerulean
>>
>>3594426
This, really make it grotesque
>>
>>3594418
Brave the water and swim to her. Meet her gaze with a fierce gaze of your own.
>>
>>3594418
>Head to Cerulean
Flip the Lass off with our God Hand.
>>
>>3594418
>>Head to Cerulean
>Straigth to the PokeCenter
>>
>>3594449
Yep, tell anybody who's in our way to excuse us and punch anybody who tries to stop us.
>>
>>3594418
>Head to Cerulean
>wave to/flip off [YOUNG LASS] on the way
>>
>Flip off Lass
You do that. She looks pissed.
You arrive at Cerulean City! Wow, there’s plenty goin on here.
As usual you’ve got a Poke Center and Poke Mart, The local Gym looks open for whenever you’re ready.
There’s a bicycle store here! You definitely don’t have enough cash for a bike but looking is free.
There’s some police over by a house, some kind of domestic disturbance, you’re sure,
And finally up north it looks like a bunch of people are gathered on the bridge. You wonder what’s going on.
So, What do?
>Poke Center
>Poke Mart
>Gym
>Crime Scene
>Bridge
>Bike Shop
>Write in
>>
>>3594473
>>Poke Center
>>
>>3594473
>>Poke Center
May as well see what the local flavor is.
>>
>>3594473
>Poke Center
>>
>>3594473
pokecenter, also be happy that you didnt see your rival here. That would have been awkward
>>
>>Poke Center
I wonder if Joy has any younger siblings.
>>
>>3594473
>Poke Center
It's basically tradition at this point
>>
>>3594473
>Poke Center
See if we can get the Iron Fist in both our hands
>>
>Poke Center
You get your pokemon nice and healthy. Great job.
It’s a pokemon center with all the typical accoutrements.
What do?
>Flirt with Joy
>Check PC
>Do something else in Cerulean (write in)
>Write in
>>
>>3594522
>Flirt with Joy
as is tradition
and while we're at it we should take our mom's advice
>Ask where we can su- er buy flowers, yeah that's it
>>
>>3594522
>Flirt with Joy
Just start some small talk, gauge her personality.
>>
>>3594522
>Flirt with Joy
>heal pokemon
>Flirt with joy
>>
>>3594522
>>Check PC
Gimme my Shrooms
>>
>>3594526
+1
>>
>>3594526
Also
>>3594524
>>
>>3594522
>Flirt with Joy
What unholy fetish will this one have?

inb4 watersports for the Water Gym.
>>
Speaking of which, Misty exists.
>>
>>3594522
>Flirt with Joy
>Also get our paras, we need a Backup for the water gym
>>
>>3594559
>meta gaming
>>
>>3594559
I did bring up potentially seducing her earlier alongside her, the other female gym leaders are erika (grass type gym leader) and Sabrina(psychic type gym leader). then for the Elite 4 there's Lorelei
>>
>>3594526
This
>>
>>3594564
Shut up.
>>
>Flirt with Joy
Of course you do. But you take it easy, asking about the area.
She’s... she’s...
She’s perfect! She’s sweet, bubbly, smart... She tells you all about her favorite places to eat, the best sites to see out on the cape, she’s even interested in your Pokemon!
Holy cow, this joy is something special! How can one girl be this perfect? She even smells good...
>Ask on Date
>Suggest something filthy (write in)
>Check PC
>Write in
>>
>>3594580
>Ask on Date
>Ask if she is a guy or married or something, you are too perfect
>>
>>3594580
>Check PC
How much money do we have?
>>
>>3594571
Erika sucks and Sabrina and Lorelei are out of our league so unless we find a cute Fem Rocket Grunt I'm all in for Misty route.>>3594580
>>Check PC
GIMME SHROOM
>>
>>3594580
She doesn't seem degenerate so
>Ask on a Date
>>3594582
do you want to piss her off, don't ask her if she's a dude man that's rule 1
>>
>>3594582
>she's too perfect
Fixed. But yeah, our luck with Joys haven't been that good. Also don't ask if she's a guy.
>>
>>3594580
>Ask her if she could show us around since she knows the place so well
Baby steps guys, we must chip away the facade to find the crazy
>>
>>3594596
I'll support this
>>
>>3594596
+1
>>
>>3594586
I’m willing to try Erika or Sabrina, who cares if they are out of our league. We give it the good old college try
>>
>Ask her to show you around
“Oh, I would but... I don’t think my husband would approve...”
FUCK
“He’s very protective, and VERY muscular.”
DOUBLE FUCK.
Fuck this gay earth.
>what do?
>Check PC
>Pursue joy anyway
>Do something else in Cerulean (write in)
>>
>>3594630
>>Check PC
We may be a thief, psychopath and borderline sex offender but being a homewrecker is where I draw the line.
>>
>>3594630
>Ask her if we could put our hand into the pokemon healing machine
>>
>>3594630
>Ask about our Iron Fist
Damn, lucky son of a bitch.
>>
>>3594630
>>Do something else in Cerulean (write in)
bridge?
>>
>>3594644
heal pokemans then bridge
>>
>>3594646
We already heeeealed, is the first thing we did entering the place.
>>
>>3594630
>Ask about our God Hand
>Check PC
>>
>>3594630
>Ask why our hand is now magic

>>3594644
>>3594646
But Anon we have so much to live for.
>>
We should check the house before the bridge.
>>
>>3594654
>>3594652
bridge bridge bridge bridge bridge, duck our god hand. Like some vet is going to know shit about our god hand

>>3594656
sure
>>
>Ask about hand / Healing Machine
“Put your hand in there? That’s a really bad idea, these baby’s can heal a ‘mon like nobody’s business but it does it by scrambling and rearranging their molecules in a way that only Pokemon physiology can sustain. If a person went in there they’d come out like some kind of kronenberg monster. Or ham salad.”
>Show her your fist
“Oh wow. Sorry but that one is a bit above my pay grade, and I just work with Pokemon, ya know? Maybe one of the scientists on Cinnabar could figure that one out...”
>Check PC
What do?
>Store/Withdraw Pokes (write in)
>Store Items
>Call Someone (write in)
>Leave

^This one can get complicated, so Roll 1D100 with your choice and we’re going with the highest roll.
>>
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3594667
>Leave
Make our way to the house
>>
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>3594667
>>Store/Withdraw Pokes (write in)
Leave Pecky, take Paras
>>
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3594667
>>Leave
>>
>>3594682
>>3594673
these two
>>
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>3594667
>>3594682
This
>>
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>3594667
>Take out Paras
>Also don't forget to thank Sane Joy for the help
>>
>>3594698
>Also don't forget to thank Sane Joy for the help
Oh, this is a good idea.
>>
>>3594667
>>3594698
Oh this too. Even if she is married she was nice.
>>
>>3594698
also this and ask if we can buy flowers anywhere here in town to give to misty
>>
>>3594705
>to give to misty
We don't know that she exists yet.
>>
>>3594710
shit that's right, I completely forgot that. Then maybe just ask to buy them cause mom said they'd be good to give to girls?
>>
>Ask where to buy flowers for misty
Joy says that there’s no flower shops around, but also drops a helpful tidbit on Misty:
It turns out she’s a [TOMBOY] class girl, and isn’t prone to simple strategies like [FLOWERS]. You’re gonna have to impress her some other way...

>Thank Sane Joy for help
She stresses emphatically how welcome you are, and blows you a kiss goodbye. Wow, that’s the type of gal you could move heaven and earth for.

>Leave
You bone out and check to see what’s going on with the cops. Apparently somebody broke into this house, which also happens to be the only way anyone can get to Route 9 from this town.
That’s just poor city planning.
What do?
>Bug the Cop
>Check out the Bridge
>Poke Mart
>Gym
>Write in
>>
>>3594718
If Misty is impressed by something other than flowers, and she's a tomboy then let's
>Train our swimming prowess
>>
>>3594718
>Bug the Cop
>>
>>3594718
>>Poke Mart
>>
>>3594710
>>3594716
Oh you know a bit about Misty. She’s on the cover of your favorite issue of [CUTE TRAINER MAGAZINE]. It’s even got a full bio on her in it, but to be honest you never really read the article.
Too bad you left it at home!
>>
>>3594719
Acualy a good idea, nobody in this world can swim cuz they use pocketmen for that
>>
>>3594719
This is good.
>>
>>3594719
Support
Our Godhand will allow us to swim.
>>
>>3594718
>Bug the Cop

Also get our paras
>>
We should bug the cop, though. We can learn to swim at any time.
>>
>Learn to Swim
You get the bright idea to learn how to swim to impress Misty. Misty, the girl that is surrounded by swimmers every day of her life.
You feel really, really smart.
Stripping down and finding a nice, calm body of water to hop in, you get ready to jump.
>Dive in (Roll 1 D10)
>Just walk away
>Write in
>>
>>3594718
>>Train our swimming prowess
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3594767
>Dive in
here goes something
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3594767
>>Dive in (Roll 1 D10)
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3594767
WE SHALL CHANNEL THE POWERS OF NEPTUNE
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3594767
I think the best way to impress get is to beat her without a Type advantage but what do I know?
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3594767
>>Dive in (Roll 1 D10)
Oh god you guys fucking suck
>>
>>3594771
>Dive in (3)
Welp now you’re drowning. But how could you have possibly foreseen this?

No problem, you’ll just summon your water pokem- OH WAIT YOU DON’T HAVE ANY.
FuuuuuuuCK.
You’d better think fast or the current will drag you away.
>Write in (blub)
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3594767
Let the good times roll
>>
>>3594790
You were so busy gulping down saltwater you forgot the doodle
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3594790
>Write in (blub)
Pray for a miracle.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3594790
Alright, Pecky is time to pull your weight. And ours too.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3594790
>Part the sea with an Iron Fist karate chop
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3594790
>(write in) JUST KEEP TRYING, TRUST IN THE GOD HAND, OVERCOME THE WAVES
>>
>>3594792
>>3594795
>>3594797
>>3594800
bruh
>>
>Use Items or Pokemon
yeah about that....
It would have been dumb to get your stuff wet. Haha, yeah that would have been downright silly.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3594790
Cry out to that Lass we flipped off earlier for help
>>
>>3594810
fucking hell m8
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3594807
Alright, Plan B. Deep breath, dive and beat the shit out of a pokemon into submission. That's worked before.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3594807
Start jacking off, we need that post nut clarity
>>
>>3594810
GoDAMMIT, anon!
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3594807
>BELIEVE IN THE GOD HAND SWIM, SWIM ARCEUS DAMNIT
>>3594810
>>3594816
>>3594815
FUCK!
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3594807
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3594807
Develop ability to breath underwater
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3594807
>Flip off the QM with our Golden Middle Finger for our fate
>>
>>3594810
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3594826
Ask ANYBODY for help
>>
>>3594826
Argh
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

Accept that we will die here, at least our rival wont see us and save us with his squirtal. That would be the worst the absolute worst thing that could happen.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3594826
SWIM DAMNIT SWIM
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3594826
BREATHE UNDERWATER
GOD HAND DON'T FAIL US
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3594826
Use the power of your mind to scream to nearby psychic pokemon for help.
>>
>>3594832
>
NO
>>
>Drown
As you go under, you get the strange feeling you live in a world where nobody can roll above a 5. Ah, cruel fate.
Looks like this is the end of your Pokemon journey. Sucks that it had to end with you basically committing Sudoku.
Time to rest your eyes and slowly sink beneath the waves.
Wait. What’s that? That strange shape in the darkness?
What do?
>Reach out to it
>Just fucking die already
>>
>>3594837
>>Reach out to it
>>
>>3594837
>>Reach out to it
Teach me your secrets, strange creature.
>>
>>3594837
>reach out it
>Please, lend me your strength
>>
>>3594837
Reach out to it
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3594837
>REACH WITH OUR GLORIOUS INHUMAN HAND
>>
>>3594837
>Reach out to it
with our God Hand
>>
>>3594837
>>Just fucking die already
>>
1d10
Use godhand to swim
>>
>>3594837
>>Reach out to it
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3594837
HAND SAVE US
>>
>>3594864
ANON YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
>Reach out
Your magical hand appears to be a perfectly normal hand in a drowning situation. Bummer.

You reach towards the mysterious shape. It gets closer. Then blurrier. Then...
Hey, this guy looks familiar!
And really fucking angry!
What do?
>Hang onto it for dear life
>Attack
>Drown
>Write in
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>>3594880
>Hang onto it for dear life
>>
>>3594880
>>Hang onto it for dear life
>>
>>3594880
>Hang onto it for dear life
Save us, Punished Kakuna.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3594880
>>Attack
Oh fuck, not this shit.
>>
>>3594880
>Hang onto it for dear life
>>
>>3594880
>>Hang onto it for dear life
Grapple it and use it as a kickboard.
>>
>>3594880
>We are survivors you and I. Imagine the strength we could obtain if we joined our forces.
>>
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>3594880
>channel the power of the golden hand into it
>>
>>3594902
golden hand isn't active rn
>>
Rolled 80 (1d100)

Remember the basics of CQC
>>
>Grab on
You grapple the Kakuna, it tries to sting you. You can feel it’s [LUST FOR REVENGE] even in this turbulent water.
Using it like a kickboard, you somehow manage to go with the current and get dashed up on the rocks like a sack of potatoes. Fucking OUCH.

But you’re alive. And in front of some guy named BIll’s house.
What do?
>Check on Kakuna
>Go to Bills
>Try to walk back to Cerulean
>Write in
>>
>>3594922
>Check on Kakuna
>>Go to Bills
>>
>>3594922
>Run back and grab our shit, we're walking around in damp boxer shorts for fucks sake
>>
>>3594922
>Check on Kakuna
and
>Go back to get our stuff
We'll visit Bill later
>>
>>3594922
>Go to Bills
>>
>>3594930
this, also throw the kakuna back into the water.
>>
>>3594922
>>Go to Bills
>>
>>3594922
>Grab our stuff
No one is taking our Rattata nunchuk
>>
>>3594930
>Run back and grab our shit, we're walking around in damp boxer shorts for fucks sake

>>3594922
>Check on Kakuna
>Go to Bills
>>
>>3594922
Go to Bills
>>
>>3594922
>>3594944
This
>>
>Check on Kakuna
(Sorry, gotta QM override just this one time)

Oh... oh no. Oh man.

Required listening:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RgKAFK5djSk


What do?
>Cry like a bitch
>Viking Funeral
>Toss it in the trash lol
>Write in
>>
>>3594968
>>Toss it in the trash lol
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3594968
>GOLDEN HAND OF LIFE
>>
>>3594968
>>Viking Funeral
>>
>>3594968
>Cry like a bitch
>Viking Funeral
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>>3594968
>>Viking Funeral
F
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3594968
God hand go!!!! Try and rez him / heal him
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3594968
>Use our magic hand to heal this noble warrior
I mean he'll probably try to kill us after but damn it we have to try!
>>
>>3594968
>Here’s where we use our god hand to get an OP Beedrillu
>>
>>3594968
lie down on the ground with the thing while hugging it for one hour
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>>3594968
Go into bills place and heal it
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>>3594977
>>3594984
What part of "The glowing hand doesnt heal" you didn't get? >>3594418
>>
>>3594996
expecting the average quest player to remember something for more then 20 minutes
>>
>>3594984
Support.
>>
>>3595005
>Cry
fug
>>
>>3595005
>>Funeral
>>
>Resurrect
You place your [GODHAND] on Kakuna, and focus the mystical energies through your fingertips and into him. YOUR HAND GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER and...
“get up, Kakuna! Come on, Get up!”


But nothing happens. Your hand is magic, but whatever it’s for, this isn’t it. He’s gone.

What do?
>Cry
>Funeral
>Trash
>Write in
>>
>>3595025
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
>>3595025
>>Trash
>>
>>3595025
>cry
>funeral
>>
>>3595025
>trash
lel
>>
>>3595025
Feed it to one of your pokemon as nutrients.
>>
>>3595034
Supporting
>>
>>3595025
>Funeral
>Wonder why it's raining so hard when there's no clouds in the sky
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>>3595034
Switch
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>>3595025
>>Funeral
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Pu92St5O0
>>
>>3595025
>Go thru the five stages of grief
>Cry
>Funeral
>>
While the op is doing their thing I was thinking about what our hand actually does. So far we know it can't magically help us swim, it can't heal or revive the dead. However, it can evidently change someone's sexuality because of how good it feels. So that's one thing
>>
>Funeral
>Cry

You lay Kakuna to rest in the water, having no way to dig or light him on fire. Goodbye, my friend.

You stand back and have a good cry.

What do?
>Turn Around
>Turn Around
>TURN. AROUND.
>>
>>3595090
>>TURN. AROUND.
Who could have expected this.
>>
>>3595090
>TURN. AROUND.
Gasp.
>>
>>3595090
>>TURN. AROUND.
>>
>>3595090
>TURN. AROUND.
>>
>>3595090
>TURN. AROUND.
WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
>>3595090
Holy shit
>>
>>3595090
>Salute the Kakuna
>>
>>3595090
>TURN. AROUND.
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>
>Turn Around
HELL. FUCKING. YES.

ONE LAST MANDATORY LISTEN:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=60bHu4vK6N0

WHAT. DO?
>Make Friend
>Battle (Roll 1D10)
>Run
>Write in
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3595120
>Battle
DRILL VS FIST
>>
>>3595120
throw rocks at that bee motherfucker
>>
>>3595120
>>Make Friend
>>
>>3595120
>Make Friend
>>
>>3595120
“roll 1d10#
Drill vs FIST
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3595120
>>Make Friend
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595120
>Battle (Roll 1D10)
Shining Finger vs Giga Drill Breaker!
>>
>>3595136
“roll 1d10”
>>
>>3595120
Make friend
>>
>>3595120
>Make Friend
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3595120
>Make Friend
>Battle
These aren't mutually exclusive
>>
>>3595141
AAAA IDKHOWTOROLL
>>
>>3595145
True.
Let’s go with this.
>>
>>3595146
Options field - dice+1d10
1d10 can be replace with whatever (1d100, 2d666, like that)
>>
>>3595153
Thank you anon :) I appreciate the help
>>
>>3595160
dice+1d10
Testing!
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3595126
actual fucking roll
>>
Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3595163
Testing again!
>>
>>3595120
>DRILL VS FIST

Impress our potential friend with our power
>>
Holy fuck where did these newfags came from.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3595175
>>
>>3595169
>Make Friend
>Throw Rock
You know this guy is gonna be awesome, but you’re probably gonna have to earn his respect first.
Thinking back, your relationship basically consists of beating him up, burning him alive, him stalking you 2 cities away and eventually getting cracked open on some rocks.

Your rock throw pings off of his head. He looks pissed, but at least a bit distracted.

What do?
>Punch
>Kick
>Run
>Write in
>>
>>3595178
Sorry. It’s honestly just me. Been lurking for a long time. Sorry.
>>
>>3595184
>Punch WITH GOD HAND
>>
>>3595192
>>
>>3595184
>>Kick
USE YOUR LEGS YOUNG MIDORIYA
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595184
use GODHAND to throw another rock
>>
>>3595184
>>Run
>>
>>3595192
Do I have to write to show the roll?
>>
sulplex him
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595198
Jesus, we suck at this.
We're probably gonna lose our God Hand now. Great thinking.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3595184
>punch with God hand
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3595192
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595184
>GOD HAND
>>
>PUNCH
Damn those rolls suck. But there’s one really good one so lets just say they even out.

You’re in a perfect stalemate with Beedrill.
What do?
>Ask him to come on your Pokemon Journey with you
>Ask him to fuck off you hate him
>Write in
>>
>>3595226
>Ask him to fuck off you hate him
>>
>>3595226
>>Ask him to come on your Pokemon Journey with you
>>
>>3595226
>Ask him to come on your Pokemon Journey with you
>>
>>3595226
>Ask him to come on your Pokemon Journey with you
>>
>>3595226
>Ask him to come on your Pokemon Journey with you

Let's become stronger together, I could use a comrade like you on my journey.
>>
>>3595226
say I hate him but ask him to come with me anyway
>>
>>3595226
>Ask him to come on your Pokemon Journey with you
>>
We should ask Oak about our hand.
>>
>>3595231
>>3595241
These
>>
>>3595226
>>Ask him to come on your Pokemon Journey with you
Join us, so we can rule the region as trainer and pokemon.
>>
>>3595226
>Ask him to come on your Pokemon Journey with you
>So when we beat the shit out the Champion we can finally fight each other to establish who the God King of the Universe is
>>
>>3595226
>>3595247
We're the motherfucking Kanto Sith Lords
>>
>Join Me
“Wha? I-it’s not like I want to join you on your journey and have you be my t-t-trainer. Not at all! Baka!” Is what you imagine Beedrill to be saying.

Beedrill Joins the party!
Roll 1D100, highest roll gets to name him.
(You better make it good >:o)

Wow, you made a friend and nobody even forgot to draw his wings this time. Kickass.

What do?
>Check out Bills (It’s RIGHT HERE)
>Wander back to Cerulean
>Write in
>>
>>3595226
Ask him to come on your Pokemon Journey with you
>>
name him Beenis
>>
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>3595264
Stinger
>Check out Bills (It’s RIGHT HERE)
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3595264
Lagann
>Check out Bills (It’s RIGHT HERE)
>>
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3595264
Gurren
>>
>>3595264
Have your new best friend pick up your stuff.

His other comrades are in danger
>>
>>3595264
Sheev
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>3595264
silambini, is the creature's name
>>
Ligma
>>
>>3595271
Wow.
>>3595272
WOW
>>
>>3595271
>>3595272
Wew
>>
>>3595272
BROTHER
>>
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>3595264
>Check out Bills
Kamina
>>
>>3595264
>Check out Bills (It’s RIGHT HERE)
>>3595272
codex astartes support this action
>>
>>3595264
>Check out Billiams
look at the house's window to find him
>>
>Check out Bills
You knock on the door, but there’s no answer.
Testing the knob you find the place unlocked. Nice, maybe you can warm up in here and catch your bearings.

Looking around, you see a desk with some stuff on it and a PC, Two crazy looking machines in the back and a clefairy just spaced out in the middle of the floor.
What do?
>Check Desk
>Check PC
>Check Clefairy
>Check Machines
>write in
>>
>>3595306
>>Check Machines
>>
>>3595306
>throw pokeball at Clefairy
>>
>>3595306
>>Check Clefairy
>>
>>3595314
I support this
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595306
>Check Clefairy
throw pokeball
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595306
Rolling for throw
>>
>>3595306
>Check Machines
We already have a Clefairy.
>>
>>3595314
What part of "We left our items at the shore" you didn't get?
>>
>>3595322
....
>>
>>3595306
>check machine

The clefairy probably just misses it's trainer or something
>>
>>3595306
>Check PC
Check for any porn we can use for blackmail
>>
>>3595328
good point, we shoud first get a pokeball and THEN trow it at the Clefairy
>>
>>3595325
>he doesn't want to literally catch them' all
cringe
>>
>>3595314
>>3595318
>>3595320
>>3595322
>Catch Clefairy
You wind up to throw a pokeball at Clefairy, you pitch it real good and...
Then you remember that you jumped into a river without your stuff.
>>
>>3595343
fucking kill it then
>>
>>3595343
>Check the Clefairy
>>
>>3595343
Alright, we should go get our stuff back.
>>
>>3595343
>>Check the Clefairy
>>
>Check the Machines
One is empty and the other is-
woop there’s a dead guy in there.

It’s cool you were hoping to have nightmares anyway.
>>
>>3595343
>go get your stuff back then
>>
>>3595363
>check the Clefairy
Poke it.
>>
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>>3595343
Get stuff and then you catch clefairy.
>>
>>3595363
>>check the Clefairy
>>
>Check Clefairy
You check on the catatonic Clefairy.
The little fucker pops right up and starts talking to you. You’re fairly certain you hit your head on a rock when you washed up on shore.

“Hiya bud, I’m a Pokemon. Just kidding, you can call me bill! I’m a true blue Pokemanic. I messed up a little experiment here and got combined with a Pokemon! How about it, help me out?

>Help
>Decline
>Write in
>>
>>3595380
>ask him what being a pokemon is like
>>
>>3595380
trade bodies with the beedrill
>>
>>3595380
>Help

Being stuck as a Pokemon sounds like hell
>>
>>3595380
>>Help
>Ask him if this machine can be used to turn pokemon into people
>>
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>>3595380
>Help
>Are you some kinda furry?
Guys, we need Bill to tell us what the Godhand does.
>>
>>3595380
>If you're both combined together why is there still a human corpse in there huh?
>>
>>3595380
>help
>>
>>3595388
This
>>
>>3595389
first ask for help and then ask about the corpse, ppl in shock arent usefull, trust me
>>
>>3595380
>>3595383
>Help

>>3595388
>implying Pokephilia isn't a thing in places like Sinnoh
>>
>Help
Alright, what have you got to lose? Either this is a concussion induced dream or you’re helping a guy out.
“Ok I’m just gonna get in the machine, and all you have to do is run the PKMN_SWITCH.EXE program. It’s right there on the desktop! Ok... Go!”

What do?
>Run Program
>Check Porn Folder
>Check Desk
>Write in
>>
>>3595421
>>Check Porn Folder
"Yeah I'm doing it, it's just loading..."
>>
close him in the machine, check the porn and then run the program
>>
>>3595421
>>Run Program
>Check Porn Folder
>>
>>3595421
>>3595427
Let's see if he consorts with beasts.
>>
>>3595421
>check porn folder
Geeze dude how many pop ups do you have this is taking forever
>then start program
>>
>>3595421
>Check Porn Folder
Yeah, seems to be a bit of lag here Bill, give me a few seconds
>>
>Check Porn
>Run Program
Welp. That’s what you get for playing with fire.

Bill pops out of the machine.
“Wonderful! Thank you so much for your help. I was in a real sticky pickle, there! haha! To show you my gratitude, I want to give you this:”

Bill hands you an [SS ANNIE TICKET].
“That’s a really fancy cruise that I won’t be able to attend myself. I’m actually banned, something about getting to close to another passengers Arcanine. Silly nonsense, if you ask me.”

What do?
>GTFO
>Ransack Bill’s desk
>Ask Bill about [GODHAND]
>write in
>>
>>3595451
>Ask Bill about GODHAND
>>
>>3595451
>Ask Bill about [GODHAND]
Just...don't let him touch us...
>>
>>3595451
>>Ask Bill about [GODHAND]
HAH, knew it.
>>
>>3595451
>Ask Bill about [GODHAND]
we need to know
>>
>>3595451
>Ask Bill about [GODHAND]
It was exactly what I expected but I'm still disgusted.
>>
>>3595451
>>Ask Bill about [GODHAND]
Fucking furries.
>>
>>3595451
>Ask Bill about GODHAND
>>
>>3595460
also try to combine bodies with beedrill
>>
>>3595464
What, no. This is a bodyswapper, not a fusion device like that one manga where someone fused with Zekrom.
>>
>>3595466
just trade bodies then
>>
>>3595451
>Ask Bill about [GODHAND]
>>
>Ask about [GODHAND]
You show him the hand.
“Wow, that is definitely a Magic hand. To be honest, Magic isn’t really my forte but I have been known to dabble in the occult, I think... hey let me get a whiff of that.”
He gets a good, long sniff of your finger.

“Is that.. Oh Yeah, Oh baby... I know that scent anywhere. That’s [MOM’S SWEET PIE]. Nothing hits the spot quite like Mom’s sweet pie. I couldn’t tell you precisely what you can do with this, but you’ve gotta imagine the effects are similar to that sweet, hot pie of hers.”

Well, that’s better than nothing, you guess.
What do?
>Check Bills Desk
>Get Back to Cerulean
>Write in
>>
>>3595484
>Get Back to Cerulean
>>
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>>3595484
I just noticed
>he sniffed our hand
>>
>>3595484
>Get back to cerulean and pick up our stuff along the way

Okay so Mo's pie gave us powers, well what did the pie do? I made us feel good, so our hand has the power to make people feel good.

Oh
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3595484
>Punch Bill
fucking furry
>>
>>3595484
>go to the poké center and ask mom for more pie
>>
>>3595498
Wait but was it just the pie? or was it the pie in conjunction with the machine healing our hand
>>
>>3595484
>>Get Back to Cerulean
>>
>>3595484
>Get Back to Cerulean

>>3595500
Joy did say that the machine's rearrange molecules so our hand essentially got fused with the pie.
>>
>>3595484
Don't we get an eevee from him? I swear we get an eevee from this creepy fucker in the original games.
>>
>>3595500
Also prolly something to do with our sexual desire since we spanked joy bisexual and made our beedrill a tsundere
>>
>>3595510
only on yellow version i think
>>
>>3595510
You are thinking of second gen.
>>
>>3595512
>>3595514
Alright, fair enough.

Still think we can score one though?
>>
>>3595510
You get eevee in that town with the massive pokemart by entering the pokemon game developer building from behind and going to the top where the "GUY WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING" lives.
>>
>>3595515
Fuck no, Eevee sucks. Also we already got an invitation out of this.
>>
>>3595518
Of course it sucks, that's why you evolve it.

But fine whatever. Let's move on.

>>3595484
>>Get Back to Cerulean
>>
>Head back to Cerulean
You book it back to the city, avoiding trainers and tall grass alike. You’re practically streaking out here.
Then you get to the bridge, and encounter a [ROCKET GRUNT].
“What the hell? You skipped the whole bridge. You must be pretty good. Hey Kid, how about you join Team Rocket? You can freely satiate your [THIRST FOR CRIME], we can hook you up with some sweet duds, and rule the damn world!”
Hm, a tempting offer.
What do?
>Join Team Rocket
>Battle (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595523
>Battle (Roll 1D10)
She hasn't even sent her Pokemon it but okay.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595523
>Battle
>"how about you join my team instead? Team Rocket is old news"
>>
>>3595523
>>Join Team Rocket
Oh cool, Female Grunts are a thing even tho it's gen 1.
>>
>>3595526
>>3595527
Okay, now that's just bullshit.
>>
>>3595523
>>Join Team Rocket
>Also shamelessly flirt
>>
>>3595531
We cashed all our luck on punching Stuart and now we can't fight without him.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3595523
>>Battle (Roll 1D10)
>>
>>3595523
>flirt
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3595523
>Join Team Rocket
>flirt with her hard
>place god hand on her shoulder and give her a wink.
>>
>>3595544
>10
See guys, it's meant to be.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595523
>Battle
Slap her ass
>>
>>3595544
fuck it, I'll switch to this.
Usurping the team from that fag Giovanni sounds like a plan.
>>
>>3595526
>>3595527
>>3595550
Ok man can we like do something about this? I have never seen rolls this bad in any quest like ever
>>
Well, guess mom end is out.
>>
>>3595544
also supporting
>>
>>3595560
Oh we gonna fuck momma good. Tell her we joined a club, let her find out and try to bring us back to being a good boy.


With her tits.
>>
Or we could just burn it all down from the inside.
>>
>>3595565
Or there's the alternative and won't let us get any loving until we stop being bad
>>
>>3595572
>Burn it down when we could take over
Now why on Earth would we do that?
>>
>Join Team Rocket
You Join Team Rocket. Wow, you really went for it. Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] increases by 2 levels.
You get a [SWEET UNIFORM], and they even let you keep wearing your trusty old hat. These guys are pretty cool, you think.

You flirt with the QT Rocket Grunt, and when that doesn’t really work you put that magic hand on her shoulder. This should really get her going...
But it doesn’t.

“Excuse me? Personal space much? Listen kid, This is as much a job as it is a club. Report to Celadon ASAP for your assignment, ok?”
She peels your hand off and walks away. You hear her mutter under her breath “Creep.”

As she leaves, you notice she drops a [NUGGET].
Finders keepers.

Well shit and damn.
What do next?
>Grab your stuff
>Gym
>PokeMart
>Write in
>>
>>3595574
Because we're a momma's boy.
>>
>>3595581
>Grab your stuff
Damn it.
>>
>>3595581
That's it, Team Rocket burns.
>But muh Rawkit
"No".
>Grab your stuff
>>
>>3595581
>Grab your stuff
>Gym
We're not working until we know we're getting dental
>>
>>3595581
go get your loot, wear your uniform under your normal clothing
>>
>>3595581
>Grab your stuff
>PokeMart
>gym
in that order
>>
>>3595581
>>Grab your stuff
Also change our outfit since going around with a big red R on our chest is dumb.
>>
>>3595593
also don't change our outfit
it shows dominance
>>
>>3595581
>get your stuff, put on your normal clothes it's not smart to walk into gym as a member of a criminal organization then just go to the gym.

The one thing I am kind of sad about is that we didn't figure out a single thing about what Misty likes. I wonder if that single nurse joy was a fluke.
>>
>>3595573
But how will she stop all those team rocket sluts taking advantage of her baby boy?

She will have to use her body to bring us back.
>>
>>3595594
Do this as well. In fact, have Bernie burn the Rocket clothes.
>>
>>3595600
>implying
Have you seen our track record so far?
>>
>Get Stuff
Good news, all of your stuff is right where you left it. But we’ve got a couple decisions to make before we go forward - first of all, FASHION CHECK -
You try tossing your jacket over the Rocket Uniform, rolling up the sleeves and swapping the gloves for your classic fingerless. Maybe your [GODHAND] will work without full finger gloves in the way.

Is this [STYLISH]?

>Yes
>No (Suggest)
>>
>>3595618
Yes
>>
>>3595618
yes my friend
>>
>>3595618
That actually looks really good if anything maybe change the shirt? Still worried about being perceived as a criminal
>>
>>3595618
>>Yes
Just button up the jacket when the police is close
>>
>>3595618
>No
Get the big R shirt off.
>>
>>3595618
>yes
>>
>>3595618
It's anime as fuck.

>So yes
>>
>>3595618
button up your shirt at least
>>
>Button up
Fair enough. One more decision before we move on - with the inclusion of Gurren, our team is one Pokemon too big. Somebody’s gotta go in the box.
Who’s getting the axe?
>Stuart
>Bernie
>Dream
>Cheese
>Pecky
>Oberon
>Gurren
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>>3595656
put Pecky in the box
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>>3595656
>>Pecky
I'm not sure Oberon is stayin' either, Stuart is our go to normal type and we are using our Moon stone on Dream.
>>
>>3595656
>Pecky
Save him for Celadon
>>
>BYE, PECKY
Damn, looks like pecky lost the popularity contest easy.
LAST ORDER OF BUSINESS- Since we basically skipped the last route, it looks like a few of our freinds evolved when we weren’t looking!
Bernie is now a Charmeleon, and he learned Leer!
Dream is now a Nidorina, and she learned Poison Sting!
Things are going pretty nicely.
What do Now?
>Poke Mart
>Gym
>Evolve Dream
>Write in
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>>3595685
>>Evolve Dream
Neat, thanks Giovanni.
>>
>>3595685
>Poke Mart
>>
>>3595685
>Evolve Dream
>Poké center
ask mom for more pie and tell her that we joined team rocket
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>>3595685
>Go back to the bridge
Lets try and get an Abra for Pokemon Tower and Kuga
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>>3595691
>>3595699
Isn't there a downside to using EvoStones this early?
>>
>>3595691
>>3595699
She won't learn any new moves if we do that.

>>3595685
>Grind with Cheese and Stuart
Get them to evolve too.
>>
>>3595699
Agree
>>
>>3595685
Look for pokemon in the area near the bridge
>>
Let's not Evolve Dream. Stone Evolutions are the worst to have early.
>>
>>3595715
>>3595707
+++
>>
>>3595705
Not in this one. We're keeping things simple, don't worry about it.
>>3595707
They're not gonna evolve until it's time.
Also Cheese requires a Thunderstone
>>
>>3595707
I'm sure we'd all much prefer having gen 1 normal type bite, fury swipes, and tail whip to having Body Slam.
>>
We should poke Dream. It probably only works on humans, though.
>>
>>3595685
>Evolve Dream
>>3595715
Except in when they are for having them early, like the Nidos.
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>>3595752
Well, if that's the case, then sure.
>>
>Evolve Dream
(In this version we’ll cheese it so she keeps learning the moves she would have if she had not evolved. This is all just for fun :o)
Damn, she Thicc boi.
>Search Route 24 for PKMN
Roll 1 D100
>>
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3595765
>>
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>3595765
Oh boy I wonder how this roll will go
>>
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>3595765
Come on shiny
>>
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>3595765
Fuck yeah, the quintissential MILFmon.
Cmon Abra.
>>
>>3595767
It’s. An. ODDISH!
What do?
>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Throw Pokebalkl (Roll 1D10)
>Run
>Write in
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3595783
>>Throw Pokebalkl (Roll 1D10)
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3595783
thats not a sick nasty abra, so i guess burn it with fire.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595783
>Bernie uses Ember
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3595783
>Throw Pokebalkl (Roll 1D10)
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>>3595798
I Second this
I want to see that charmeleon fire
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3595783
>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
Gurren use fury attack.
>>
>>3595787
>>3595789
Those both happen. You caught Oddish!
Oddish was sent to Box 1.
>>3595802
lmao

What do next?
>Keep searchin (Roll 1D100)
>Gym
>PokeMart
>Write in
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>>3595812
fuk me
>>
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>3595812
>>Keep searchin (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3595812
>>Keep searchin (Roll 1D100)
>>
>>3595822
>22
>22
The numbers Mason!
>>
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>3595812
>Keep searchin (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3595812
>Abra or bust
>>
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>3595812
>>Keep searchin (Roll 1D100)
>>
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3595817
+80 ABRA GET
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>>3595831
OK we’ll take this one lol.
It’s an ABRA wowwwww
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3595850
throw pokeball as fast as we can
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3595850
>>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
Oberon use Sing!
>WOOOOOAAAAAH
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3595850
>Throw Pokeball
YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY YOU FUCK
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595850
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3595854
+1
>>
>>3595852
Just know that this is all your fault.


What do?
>Poke Mart
>Gym
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3595850
Take a Pitcher Stance and throw a fast ball at its face.
>>
>>3595867
>>Poke Mart
Fuck it, we'll get one at the casino.
>>
>>3595867
>pokemart to grab potions
Then
>gym
>>
>>3595867
Oh, thank goodness that it wasn't mine.
>Poke Mart
>>
>>3595867
>go to poké center
>call mom
>ask for more pie
>also tell her we joined a club
>>
>>3595867
>Search Pokemen
>>
>gym
>>
>go swap out Oberon for Shroom
>>
>>3595867
>>Poke Mart

>>3595928
Don't do this, I like Punished Clefairy. All we need to do is get him a robot arm and we're set.
>>
>Mart
You head to the local Poke Mart to stock up before you hit the Gym.

What Buy?
(Items and prices listed in the doodle)
Additional Items:
Aviator Shades: 300
X-tra Slick Lubricant: 200
Game Boy Link Cable: 400
Cerulean Post Card: 50

Our current funds are 3300.
IDK how to even judge this, just throw out suggestions and I’ll pick from them lol.
>>
I just realized these filenames, is OP posting from his cellphone?
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>>3595959
>Game Boy Link Cable: 400
>Cerulean Post Card: 50
>3 cans of repel
Now that I think about it what are we repelling?
>>
>>3595959
>Aviator Shades
>>
>>3595968
Tablet :0
>>
>>3595959
>Aviator Shades
>4 potions
>X-tra Slick lubicrant

Always be preapred
>>
>>3595959
>2 Aviator Shades
>Game Boy Link Cable
>X-tra Slick Lubricant
Naturally we need a set for us and Gurren, and god help us if Pewter Joy returns
>>
>Buy
Hell yes. Who needs a magic hand? You can probably slay puss just like this.
You bought:
1x Aviators
1x X-tra Slick Lubricant
1x Cerulean Post Cad
1x Repel
1x Game Boy Link Cable
4x Potion

You’ve got 800 bucks left

What do?

>Gym
>Write in
>>
>>3596021
Something tells me we're not gonna slay any Misty pussy...
>>
>>3596021
>Search for Pokemon
>>
>>3596021
>Gym
Let's finally get to it
>>
>>3596021
ask mother for more pie
we need to get two [GODHANDS]
>>
>>3596029
We got Nidoqueen d/w
>>
>>3596021
>Gym
No pomp or circumstance, no trying to act cool, just walk in.
>>
>>3596021
>Gym
>>
>Gym
Time to get that Cascade badge and see what Misty’s all about.
You enter the gym, the smell of chlorine fills your nostrils.

Ahead of you, a swimmer blocks the patch.
Off in the corner, a Shady dude is just standing around. Probably waiting to scope out some young girls in their swimsuits. What a perv.

What do?
>Challenge Swimmer
>Talk to Pervert
>Write in
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>>3596090
>Talk to Pervert
>Challenge Swimmer
>>
>>3596090
>Talk to pervert
Ask him what would make misty respect us. Aside from swimming since we know how well that went last time
>>
>>3596090
Also, for atmosphere: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAO6TGnFTkA
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>>3596090
>Challenge Swimmer
>>
>>3596090
>Call out the Pervert to draw out Misty to challenge her.
>>
>>3596090
>Talk to Pervert
>>
>>3596090
>Talk to Pervert
>>
>Talk to Pervert
“Hey Champ, if you want to know how to beat this Gym, I’m your number one guy. Just ask and I shall provide.”
What Ask?
>Tips Vs. Water Pokemon
>Tips Vs. Misty
>What are you doing here?
>write in
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>>3596090
>Talk to Pervert
>>
>>3596149
>Tips vs Misty
also
>Nurse Joy told me I have to do something different to get her respect, any ideas?
>>
>>3596149
>What are you doing here?
>>
>>3596149
>Tips Vs. Water Pokemon
>Tips Vs. Misty
>What are you doing here?
>>
>>3596155
this
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>>3596149
>>Tips Vs. Misty
>>
Hey, why didn't we just ask Mom for the magazine through PC Storage if we are going to court Misty unironically?
>>
>>3596149
>What are you doing here?
>Is Brock still getting pegged?
>>
>>3596149
>spray repel at the pervert
>>
>>3596190
We didn't think about it
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>>3596190
Wow that would have been clever
>Tips Vs. Misty
“Expect an all out assault with Water Type Pokemon., Naturally Grass and electric are common counters. As for Misty herself, she’s a [TOMBOY], so pretty much anything guys like, she likes. But she’s still a girl in the end, getting her [WET] is usually the way to go.”
>Why are you here?
“Oh, the elementary school kids should be coming by shortly for their swimming lesson. I’m gonna stand behind this statue and jerk off.”

Wow, what an honest guy. And you thought he was shady! Can’t judge a book by it’s cover, huh?

What do?
>Challenge Swimmer
>Write in
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>>3596202
>Make a mental note to call Officer Jenny on him
>Challenge Swimmer
>>
>>3596202
>Tell pervert to wait right here.
>Leave an anonymous tip for Officer Jenny.
>>
>>3596208
>>3596214
support
>>
>>3596208
>>3596214
>>3596220
>jerking off to drawings is wrong

>>3596202
montage through the jerk trainers and move onto misty
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>>3596229
>“Oh, the elementary school kids should be coming by shortly for their swimming lesson. I’m gonna stand behind this statue and jerk off.”
I don't think he's jerking off to drawings, anon
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>>3596229
>jerking off to drawings is wrong
The fuck does this have to do with anything?
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>>3596237
>>3596238
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>>3596202
>>Challenge Swimmer
Oh, fucking Blue was here. A shame we missed his encounter.
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>>3596242
he was at the bridge and when you exited mt moon for a double wammy, you can also find him for the 1st time coming from victory road before you get any badges.
>>
>Challenge Swimmer
You call in a quick tip to the local PD.
Ok, let’s do this thing.

Swimmer is about to send out Horsea.
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Write in
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Goddamit, why did we join team rocket?

I thought we were going to collect rocket pins and steal their shit.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3596256
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
Stuart+Tackle
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3596256
>Send in PKMN
Cheese with Thundershock
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3596260
bruh moment
Stuart + tackle
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3596241
Still not seeing it, but hey maybe it was a good joke.
>>3596247
>Send in PKMN
Cheese with Thundershock
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>>3596258
Don't worry, we'll betray them eventually.
>>3596260
Based
>>3596263
Cringe
>>
Maybe we should stop rolling after somebody rolls a 10.
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>>3596275
That would be quite smart, something we are not.
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>>3596275
Yeah, that's probably for the best.
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>>3596277
Let's just hope OP gives us that 10
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>>3596260
Someday this strategy will stop working.
Today is not that day.
You hurl Stuart into the fray, connecting squarely with Horsea’s fragile noggin. It goes down!

Swimmer is about to send out a Shellder.
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll D10)
>Write in
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>>3596286
me dumb dumb
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3596290
if it ain't broke don't fix it
Stuart + Tackle
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3596286
stuart+tackle again
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3596290
>>3596286
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll D10)
Gurren+Poison Sting
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3596286
Keep Stuart out, Tackle again.
>>
>>3596297
>>3596299
>>3596302
Looks like it just stopped.
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>>3596290
Ill post some more music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFCOOIzLmbA
Also wtf are these rolls?
>>3596297
>>3596299
>>3596301
>>3596302
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3596286
Stuart+Tackle
how's our friendship with stuart so far?
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3596286
Cheese, thundershock.
I don't want poor Stuart to drown on the pool.
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>>3596306
Chad suddenly appears!
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>>3596312
So you choose to electrocute him instead...
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>Stuart - tackle
You put on your thinking cap and throw Stuart and Shellder. Shell. Der.

He Bonks off ineffectually and falls into the water.

What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll D10)
>Write in
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3596321
>SAVE HIM FROM THE WATER OH GOD
also
>Send in Cheese + thundershock
>>
>>3596321
>ask the Swimmer to retrieve Stuart; you can't swim for shit.
>>
>>3596325
>stuart is still in the water
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3596321
Dice gods i ask thee to give me a good roll
>Cheese with Thundershock
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3596321
>jump in the water and save the poor thing
nobody is left behind
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3596321
>Dream+Bodyslam (just summon Dream above shellder)
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3596321
>Thundershock that sucker
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>>3596332
>>>Stuart is still in the water
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>>3596325
JESUS CHRIST.
Will this poor rat’s suffering ever end?

What do?
>Try again against SHELLDER this time
>Write in
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>>3596332
Now that's how it's done boys.
Also we should probably get beedrill to scoop Stuart out of the water
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>>3596335
>>>>>STUART IS STILL IN THE WATER
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>>3596339
>Try again against SHELLDER this time

>>3596344
I knew what I was voting for.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3596339
thundershock the water and eletrucute all the pokemon
>>
Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3596339
>Try again against SHELLDER this time
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>>3596339
AWWW COME ON
I had such a good roll
>>3596337
>>3596344
IF >>3596325 HADN'T FUCKED UP WE WOULD HAVE HIT SHELLDER INSTEAD
>>
>>3596349
DON'T PIN THIS ON ME IT'S THE DICE'S FAULT
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>>3596346
Now this, I like.
>>
If we ever get caught we will have sooo many cases of animal cruelty arrayed against us.
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>>3596346
GREAT, NOW STUART IS KO'D AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO MISTY YET.
>>
>>3596346
hey wait aren't the swimmers in the water too
>>
>>3596350
I would agree with you but >>3596297
shows that you should've known the dice gods weren't on your side
>>
>>3596355
Don't forget the swimming lessons
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>>3596346
>Shock the water
Ok ok, you knock out the Shellder and the swimmer. Fortunately the shock doesn’t travel TOO far.
You scoop Stewart’s soggy body from the pool and stuff him in your backpack.
You win!
Swimmer fishes out 150 bucks from his speedo.
Looks like a Jr. Trainer is next.
What do next?
>Challenge Jr, Trainer
>Write in
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3596365
LIGHTNING
>>
>>3596365
>Challenge Jr, Trainer
Wait, who's Jr?
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3596365
run past him as fast as possible
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>>3596370
pokémon trainer
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>>3596368
>>3596373
where were these rolls last time
>>
>>3596373
her*
>>
>>3596365
Also
>Challenge Jr, Trainer
gotta get that dough
>>
>>3596377
I was making a joke at the expense of your typo.
>>3596368
Why are we trying to zap a loli on our Gym run? Want us to get disqualified?
>>
>>3596365
>>Challenge Jr, Trainer
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>>3596384
Do you mean OP's typo? and yeah zapping the loli is a bad idea
>>
>>3596395
Yeah, I meant OP.
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>>3596368
>>3596373
>LIGHTNING
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TRjH_gJbUqQ
Win fight get 400 bucks.
What next?
>Challenge Misty
>Write in
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>>3596403
>Challenge Misty
Also heal up if necessary
>>
>>3596403
Thank goodness we didn't hit the loli.
>Challenge Misty
>>
>>3596403
tell misty we love her but we need to fight for the gym badge
>>
>>3596403
>Challenge Misty
MISTY HERE WE GOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxFadPqMbfM
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>>3596405
Offer Misty a handshake before the battle but do it using our [GODHAND] as an addon to mine
>>
>>3596403
>Potions for Stuart and then Challenge Misty.
Maybe we can FINALLY use Bide like I wanted.
>>
>>3596405
skip healing up, the kids are on their way and gyme battles will be canceled for sure when the pedo gets busted
>>
>>3596407
We could mention that we recognize her on our magazine's cover but that should be it.
>>
>>3596414
shit, you're right, we need to speed run this
>Challenge Misty and give her our contact information
>>
>>3596403

>>3596415
>>3596412
>>3596413
^Do all of this too^
>>
>>3596417
That's for after we beat her
>>
Dream can swim just fine, right? Nidoqueen can learn Surf, after all.
>>
>>3596429
I'd rather not risk it.
>>
>Challenge Misty
It’s her, the leader of Cerulean Gym.
God damn, she’s cute! And short red hair? HNNNNG...
Looks like she’s ready for a fight,
You toss a potion on Stewart, so he’s ready to go if you need him.
Misty is about to send out Staryu.
What do?
>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and Roll D10)
>Chat her up (write in)
>Write in
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3596434
stuart+tackle
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3596434
>Send PKMN
cheese+thundershock
we can chat her up later
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3596434
Cheese+Thundershock
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3596434
Cheese, thundershock. Save the best for the last.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3596434
Send out ol' reliable, a cheesy thundershock.
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>>3596434
>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and Roll D10)
>Chat her up (write in)
Cheese with Thundershock
"Really liked you on that issue of [CUTE TRAINER MAGAZINE]"
>After throwing Cheese
"You have a very nice figure"
The tone should feel like pic related
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3596458
fuck forgot to roll
>>
>>3596442
>Stuart Tackle (2)
All good things must end. Stuart ricochets off Staryu and into the water. You fish him out, and he’s out of it. Well, moreso than usual.
Stuart is KO’d.
What do?
>Send in PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll D10)
>Write in
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>>3596464
ffs, dice gods why do you abandon me when I need you the most?!
>>
>>3596466
Visual aid for how much you fucked up
>>
>>3596466
do this op
>>3596458
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3596466
Cheese+Thundershock
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3596471
Send out Paras and have it use sleep powder
>>
>>3596458
>>3596472

That just seems creepy, no segue or anything. Tell that she looks familiar and leave it at that, for now.
>>
>>3596481
It depends on the tone, that's why I posted the pic on >>3596458 for it to get that semi-sarcastic snark feel that I wanted to give but unfortunately can't
>>
>>3596458
Don't do this jfc
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>>3596491
Yeah, but it's still it the blue without any context. I wouldn't want a girl to come up to me and say shit like that, it makes her seem like a stalker.
>>
>>3596458
>>3596474
Combining chat / attack here

Cheese lets out a ripper of a thundershock... but Staryu withstands it somehow! Gym Leader Pokemon are really on another level. It retaliates by slapping Cheese silly. Cheese is still in it, just rattled.
>Compliment her figure / mention Magazine
“Oh that? yeah that article is just something for dweebs to jerk off to. The money was good.”
Ouch. Maybe try to impress her how you’d impress a guy. whatever that means.

>What do?
>ATK (Roll D10)
>Send other PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll D10)
>Write in
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>>3596493
Yeah I wouldn't either but so far the way Red has been acting in this quest is a pervy asshole so it seems appropriate to me
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3596497
cheese with thundershock
>flirt
"eh, you're a chad if I ever seen one haha
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3596497
>Thundershock (Roll D10)
>>
>>3596497
Lightning again, tell her that conan is the greatest movie off all time
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3596497
>maybe try to impress her how you would a guy
“You obviously don’t skip leg day.”
>>
Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3596497
>Send other PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll D10)
"Well, if it works it works..."
>Throw Stuart at Starmie
>>
Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3596497
>We'll we'd impress another dude by telling them we got a chick to orgasm using only one hand, uh we caught a pokemon without even having one (Stuart) , We were able to sneak pass an entire trainer route. We also haven't lost a pokemon battle yet

also
>thundershock + cheese
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>>3596505
>"eh, you're a chad if I ever seen one haha"
>haha
>haha
>>
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>>3596510
>>
>>3596514
Now this could work.
>>
>>3596510
>>3596516
I hate to burst your bubble but Stuart is FNT'd.
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>>3596516
stuart is passed out
>>
>>3596520
>>3596523

fuck, forgot that >>3596442 fucked up before >>3596474
gonna have to go with this then >>3596514
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>>3596505
One fried starfish, On Cheese.
You offhandedly mention your love of [BADASS WARRIORS].
“C-Conan? I LOVE Conan!”
Oh yeah, that’s the way.
But she’s still about to send in Starmie.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll D10
>Write in
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>>3596533
>>3596514
can I just make this my roll for this. Also would she be into gurren lagaan? That's a manly show right?
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>>3596533
>Settle it with an arm wrestle, with god hand
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>>3596541
I think JoJo's would be more interesting to her.
I mean just look at the size of this man, is there a more buff anime character than him?
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>>3596545
good point
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3596533
Keep piling on the cheese. Shock away!
Also, let's follow up with a mention of our second-favorite movie, Rocky.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3596533
Ask if she like giant robots
Gurren+Fury Attack
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Super Robots are Metallic Testosterone Constructs.
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>>3596553
oh go with this
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>>3596533
>>3596541
Pretty sure the ingame year is 1997 I think, ask her about Gundam instead.
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>>3596558
Not Gundam. Mazinger.
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>>3596558
That's also applicable
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Misty daydreams about her love of [CONAN}, the mighty warrior who fought in the [LATE NIGHT WARS]. His hair flaming red, his complexion pasty.

Meanwhile Starmie knocks Cheese into next week.
Cheese is KO’d.
What do?
>Name PKMN, ATK, roll D10
>Write in
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3596563
>Name PKMN
use gigachad [GODHAND] to throw a pokeball with dream in it
she uses double kick
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3596563
Guuren + fury attack
>Write in, since she's fond of Conan ask her if she's aware of his ally Jay Leno
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3596563
Gurren+Fury Attack
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>>3596550
Seems like OP only cares about the first roll.
We better make this next one count
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>>3596569
Op has chosen something other than the first roll before I just want that gurren fury attack to go through
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>>3596563

>>3596565
Welp guess >>3596567 's roll went down the drain
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>>3596567
If this does make it lend Gurren your (probably non functional) power alongside it in a display of manly prowess
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>>3596572
What matters is that he's been using the first roll for the past 7 rolls now.
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>Mention Jay Leno
“Leno? the Turncoat? Oooo that guy makes my Blood boil!!!!”
Damn, she’s really passionate about late night television. Also totally distracted... meanwhile Gurren...
(Wait for it)
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>>3596586
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J1ELf5YzSVE

GIGA. BEEDRILL. BREEAAAAAAAAAKAh.

You Win!
Misty hands over 2500 big ones, AND the CASCADE BADGE!

What do?
>Write in
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So sorry to cut it off at this time, but I should have been in bed about an hour ago :0
We’ll pick up sometime tomorrow. Maybe put the moves on Misty, Maybe find out what happened with that house that got broken into, maybe we’ll check out the bike shop. who knows?
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>>3596602
Have a good night OP and thanks for hosting!
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>>3596602
OP you are undoubtably based, thank you for that. Also as a side note OP maybe you should give yourself a trip so we can archive this thread later
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>>3596602
Talk to Misty about how cool Conan is and how sick it was when he ripped Jimmy Fallon in half on live television
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>>3596602
Oh and did we get a TM too
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>>3596610
on top of this ask her if she wants spend a "late night" with us and offer her your godhand to clasp them together predator style
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>>3596614
No. She is a tomboy and apparently we need to treat her like a man in order to get into her panties...yes I know its kind of backwards but shit let's not fuck this up like every other time. She needs to think we see her as a bro. Being a woman that will eventually piss her off...see she wants to be the one to make the moves. The trick is to fool her to take the initiative.
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>>3596611
Oh hell yeah, Misty hands over TM03, Water Pulse!
Alright folks, I need a way to decide how we’re actually handling our Misty situation.
I’ll put up a few options, and the first D10 Roll for either one will count.
>Flirt (Roll 1D10)
>Shake Hands (Roll 1D10)
>Ask where she got her swimsuit (Roll 1D10)
>Write in (and hell why not roll 1D10)
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3597100
>Shake Hands (Roll 1D10)
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3597100
>Flirt
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>>3597102
Daymit, guess she'll just shake our Normal Hand.
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>>3597109
Damn, this a good save?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3597100
>Bro her up
With powerful handshake and chest bump
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>>3597102
You go for the handshake, but it turns out she’s a lefty.
>>3597109
Critical Flirt!
You tell her that water pokemon are the coolest (lie) and that she should get a gigantic water slide in here. She laughs!
Somehow even your bumbling ass can say something right. You gain 1 level of [BOYISH CHARM].
You’ve broken the Ice!

What do?
>Flirt Again (1D10)
>Ask for her number (1D10)
>Write in
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>>3597132
Critical BRO
The handshake was already a failure, but Misty’s never one to turn down a good chest bump.

Your chests collide and even though she doesn’t have much going on chest-wise, it’s still very soft,
Nice.
You and Misty are now BROS.
What do?
>Bro your separate ways
>Ask her to Bro out with you
>Request a Brojob
>Write in
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>>3597148
Brogot the image
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>>3597151
I did not mean to roll that, was gonna roll on the last one but got distracted.
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>>3597148
>Ask her to Bro out with you
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>>3597148
>Bro your separate ways. Leave her with our number if she ever needs some bro time.
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Hey, maybe we could ask if she could give Dream any swimming lessons.
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>>3597160
This might actually be better, tbqh.
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>>3597150
Damm, nicely done >>3597109 and >>3597132
I was gonna suggest doing pic related but guess we can't

>>3597160
>Bro your separate ways. Leave her with our number if she ever needs some bro time.
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Noob QM Question -
At what point should I make a second thread?
I know this one is sinking due to amount of replies.
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>>3597150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_h4INcKOgg
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>>3597201
Probably after reaching page 5 or 6
Also QM was this quest inspired by https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2agjv7872w ?
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>>3597201
Yeah, probably around page 5 I'd say- After that it's unlikely new people will see the thread (you can see which page the thread is on at the bottom-right of the page [Replies / Images / Posters / Page].

>Bro your separate ways. Leave her with our number if she ever needs some bro time.
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>>3597224
>>3597203
Ok cool, page 5 it is.
And I hadn’t seen that lol. I just like Pokemon and the quest format. I have read all of Nuzlocke though, big fan of that.
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>Bro your separate ways
Wow, Misty’s really cool. Like the Bro you never had. In a way you’re glad things didn’t get weird.
You got [MISTY’S DIGITS]. Try giving her a call, sometime!

What do?
>Poke Center
>Poke Mart
>Bike Shop
>Check Route 5
>Check Route 9
>Write in
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>>3597263
>Poke Center
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>>3597263
Cure mons then
>Bike Shop
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>>3597263
>Poke Center
Try looking at the local news in case Pervert gets caught
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>>3597263
If you watch the rest of them you can see why I thought that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvML_PMr6L4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm5Jlnq8NHk
You both have very similar styles of humour
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>Poke Center
>That house that was broken into
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>PokeCenter
You head back and heal your team up. Good shit.
Married Joy is happy to see you, and super excited that you got your cascade badge. Gosh what a sweetheart.
You’re ready to check out the bike shop, but was there something you wanted to do at the Center first?
>Flirt with Joy
>Check PC
>Bike Shop
>Write in

Also we be trippin now, if I did it right. Is there anything I need to do to Archive the thread?
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>>3597334
fucked up the trip lol
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>>3597334
>Bike shop
Check to see if they have any Gar glasses for Gurren.
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>>3597334
>Bike Shop
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>>3597334
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html
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>Crime Scene
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>>3597334
>Bike Shop
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>>3597344
Ok, that all makes sense to me. Thanks!
I'll do that once the next thread starts.
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Switching to >>3597344.
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>>3597501
New Thread this way
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this was a good thread



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