>>3597501
We also joined the hard R and spanked a lesbian into becoming bi... In case the newfags were wondering.

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>>3597501
>You enter the crime scene.
The police have come and gone. Wow, this place really got tossed good. Looks like somebody was searching for something specific.

What do?

>Search for free stuff (Steal)
>Talk to the Owner
>Exit out the back
>Write in

>>3597513
>Search for free stuff (Liberate)
>Look for clues Detective Purple.

>>3597513
>Search for free stuff
Let's see what goodies we can find

>>3597513
>Talk to the Owner

>>3597513
>Talk to the Owner

>>3597513
>Figure out what kind of footprints those are

>>3597517
This

>>3597513
>Talk to the Owner

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>Talk to Owner
You chat up the old man that owns this dump.
“Why did they have to wreck the place? They only took one thing... My precious TM...”
He seems pretty busted up about this whole thing.

You check the tracks, they lead out the back door.

Looking for stuff to s- liberate, you find a shelf on the back wall with a great ball and a copy of Pokemon BLUE.

What do?
>Follow the tracks
>Steal the stuff
>Play prank on old man (write in)
>write in

>>3597611
>>Follow the tracks

>>3597611
>indefinitely borrow the stuff.
>follow the tracks

"Don't worry old man we'll get to the bottom of who stole your TM and those other things that were on this shelf but aren't there now."

>>3597611
>Follow the tracks

>>3597626
kek. This.

>>3597611
>Put the cartridge into your Game Boy
Let's see what team he has

>>3597626
This.

sorry I'm late i was making dinner
>>3597626
also this

>>3597626
Kek

>>3597611
>take pokemon Blue

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>Steal and book it
You snag the Great Ball and the old dude’s copt of Pokemon blue and leave through the back door. Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] grows. You’ll be more compelled to lie, cheat and steal from now on.

Outside, you find... oh it’s clearly the culprit. Man the cops here must suck. But something’s going on, this Rocket Grunt has been knocked on his ass, and a [MYSTERIOUS FIGURE] stands nearby.
What do?
>Check on Rocket Grunt
>Confront Mysterious Figure
>Write in

>>3597742
>Examine the mysterious figure first before walking towards them

>>3597742
>Kick the grunt.

Our jacket is hiding the 'R' on our shirt, so nobody should know that we're a part of Team Rocket.

>>3597742
>>Check on Rocket Grunt

>>3597749
this

>>3597742
>>Check on Rocket Grunt

>>3597742
I was chill with stealing from Giovanni cause even if we weren't supposed to know that yet. He was still a bad guy. I don't like that we're just becoming a criminal though. I do really think we should return the stuff after

>>3597742
>>Check on Rocket Grunt

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>Check on Rocket Grunt
You check on the grunt. There’s nothing physically wrong with him, he just got blown out in a pokemon battle. Geeze, he’s really not taking it well.
Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] kicks in and you snag 300 bucks out of his pocket. Sweet.
While you’re robbing him, you don’t find any TMs on him...

What do?

>Check Mysterious Figure
>Leave (Ignore Mysterious Figure)
>Write in

>>3597828
>>Check Mysterious Figure

>>3597828

Think about mom and her sweet pie, even with the hair its the sweetest, there's been some time, maybe we should call her later
and then
time to grind that oedipus
>Check Mysterious Figure

>>3597828
>Check Mysterious Figure

>>3597789
We're gonna steal this entire fucking villain team from Giovanni.
>Red is the villain now and Blue is the true hero
Woah...

>>3597828
We didn’t even steal his Pokémon?

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>>3597854
Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] isn’t at a sufficient level to steal Pokemon (at least not right of of a person).
>>3597831
>Think of Mom
That happens
>Check Mysterious Figuere
Well surprise surprise, it’s [BLUE]. Just who you wanted to see.
“Funny smelling you here, dork! I was just busy busting crime and becoming a pokemon master. What are you doing, looking for some glue to sniff?”
Oh yeah, you still hate this guy.
It’s gonna be a Pokemon battle. Blue is sending out Pidgeotto!
What do?
>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
>Write in

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3597870
>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
Bernie+Ember

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3597870
>>Send PKMN (Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10)
Cheese, thundershock.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3597870
lightning pikatchyu

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3597870
Pikachu thunder shock!

>>3597875
>>3597877
>>3597878
>>3597883

Holy fuck.

>>3597875
>>3597877
>>3597878
>>3597883
What in the name of fuck.
RIP burd.

>>3597875
>>3597877
>>3597878
>>3597883
The fuck?

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>>3597875
>>3597877
>>3597878
>>3597883

>>3597870
>>3597875
>>3597877
>>3597878
>>3597883
THIS PARTY'S GETTING CRAZY, LET'S ROCK

Rolled 10 (1d10)

disregard this roll unless it's a 7
Just checking the rng. lol

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>>3597905
>>3597917
Shiiiiiiet. Type advantage + Silly rolls = roasted bird. Come on guys, this is supposed to be a tough one.
Except BLUE is about to send out Abra...
You’re starting to think this guy just ins’t very good.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3597940
>stuart
>tackle

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3597940
>Abra
Really, nigga?
Bernie+Ember

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3597940
>Bernie + Ember

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3597940
Dont even change of 'mon, use Quick attack.

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>>3597947
>Bernie, Ember
You decide it’s time to turn up the heat but... it doesn’t go well.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll D10
>Write in

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3597965
>Stuart uses Tackle
Psychic types are weak against Retard types

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3597965
Stuart. tackle

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3597965
Bernie, Scratch
Why are we using special moves against Abra of all things.

>>3597965
does this mean bernie is KOed? what are the RULES OP?

>>3597983
They're still able unless he says otherwise.

>>3597981
Supporting scratch

>>3597983
THE RULES
It depends. One of our guys can usually take 2 big hits to go down.
In this case Bernie just kinda got his attack brushed aside, he's basically fine.
Abra doesn't have too much in the way of offensive moves so we'll have to roll pretty bad to get KO'd

>>3597998
Hey Grunt which i guess is your name now, just as a suggestion maybe for battles. To make more like a usual quest and to make things a little better maybe roll yourself for the enemy and then we have to try to beat the roll in an allotted time or set amount of rolls like Bo3 or Bo5?

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>>3597981
>Bernie, Scratch
It’s a GUSHER.
Blue is about to send out Ratata.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3598003
Send our own! Tackle!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3598003
Alright, now is the time. Stuart, Bide!

>>3598011
Noice.

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3598003
>>3598011
Sure why not

>inb4 Stuart evolves to get Rock Head, even though that isn't a thing in Gen 1

>>3598001
It kinda works like that now. We typically get the first attack (because that's how PKMN works) and we've just swept a lot of fights by throwing Stuart at them. The way I've been doing it so far is that if are rolls are bad, the enemy pokemon gets a good free hit. 2 of those and we go down, 1 if there's type advantage or a Super bad roll vs. a strong Pokemon.
It's all kind of flexible and I'm choosing on the fly though, and unique attack choice may sway things.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3598003
>Send out Stuart
Let's finish this

imo the battles have just been a little too easy

>>3598026
I'm waiting for the extreme head truama to make him evolve into a new psychic/normal rat pokemon.

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>Stuart - Bide
You send in YER BOY and he uses bide, which looks a whole lot like he’s doing nothing.
Rattata uses HYPER FANG and sinks his chompers right into Stuarts stupid, adorable face,

What do?
>Bide, baby
>Do something else (Write in)

>>3598039
Pokemon is a child’s game, Anon.

>>3598033
Fair enough I guess

>>3598051
>Bide, baby

>>3598051
Hyper fang is pretty substantial, I'd say release the bide

>>3598051
>>Bide, baby

>>3598039
Stuart has brain damage
And another one of our pokemnos does not have an eye
And you have audacity to say battles are to easy?

>>3598051
>Do something else (Write in)
Can we Potion him?

>>3598070
Both of those things were our fault, not because of our opponents.

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>BIDE
Stuart unleashes the stored damage and...
God damn.
Bide scary. Stuart Scary.
Rattata goes down.
BLUE is about to send out Squirtle.
What do?

>Choose PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

>>3598079
As in life, we’re our own worst enemy

>>3598072
We could, but we probably don’t need to.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3598093
Send out paras + leech seed

>>3598079
hose thing happen when we were in battle! Thank you very much

>>3598095
if they don;t have leech seed then a similar drain health restore move would work

>>3598095
Wow, what a fucking waste of a ten. We don't even have Paras with us because only fucking two of us like him I guess.

I honestly think this quest is NotAPaladin posting from his phone

>>3598093
>>3598095
Fuck it this

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3598093
Gurren, Fury Attack!
>>3598107
Nah, Grunt said this was his first quest and doesn't draw as good as that guy.

>>3598109
Yeah, he SAID, but im not 100% convinced. And if he is posting from a phone drawing app it would explain it.

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>>3598095
>Paras - Leech Seed
What a great idea!
... if that Paras was in your party. Quit daydreamin!

>>3598107
>>3598109
>>3598113
I’m not that guy lol.
I am posting from a tablet, but I’m scratching these things out as fast as possible so they look pretty shitty. I think there’s a certain charm to that, though. Most drawings actually get done in under a minute.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3598144
Stuart. Tackle.

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3598144
Gurren, Fury ATTACK!

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3598144
>Gurren uses GIGA DRILL BREAK

>>3598147
>>3598149
>>3598150
What is even happening

>>3598150
Holy shit, that save.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3598144
Oberyn
Idk
Use Metronome or something

>>3598151
Stuart is down for the count, since the 10 cancelled the 1 out.

>>3598144
Im still not convinced, but yes, it does have lots of charm

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>Stuart: Tackle (1)
Little man get’s swatted out of the sky by squirtle, he’s done for this battle. Nice try, buddy.

What should we do about those opposing Gurren rolls?
How’s this - Someone roll 1 more D10 and that’s what we’re going with for his attack. First one counts.

>>3598103
Fuck me. Serves you guys right you bunch of fags not taking out poor Shroom

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3598169

>>3598178
YES!

>>3598169
Is that a metal plate on his crotch?

>>3598178
BELIEVE IN THE BEEDRILL THAT BELIEVES IN YOU

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>>3598178
>>3598181
GIGA... BEDRILLL BREEEE-KLANG.
...
You didn’t think it would be that easy now, did you? Clearly this Squirtle has learned a thing or two from your last encounter.
The metal plate installed on his crotch takes most of the damage. You’re going to need another good hit to put him away,
Meanwhile Gurren gets a nasty blast of water right in the ear. Ow!
What do?
>Write in

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3598206
Poison the little shit

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3598209
This

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3598206
>>3598209
This. Fly like a hornet, sting like a bee!

>>3598217
Why anon ;-;

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3598206
>If we can't drill the front, drill through the backdoor

>>3598213
>>3598222
At least these rolls made it through.

>>3598213
Good thing this one made it first, so he didn't have to go homo.

>>3598230
>>3598239
Yeah

>>3598209
>>3598213
>>3598222
Beedrill uses poison sting, aiming it directly at Squirtles rear end.
Squirtle’s ass is poisoned! Squirtle Faints!
You Monster!
Gary stares in disbelief, before running away like a bitch. He drops 600 bucks and TM28, DIG.
You Win!

What do now?
>Return DIG
>Move on to route 9
>Poke Center
>Poke Mart

>>3598258
>return all the stuff you stole but ask if you can keep dig

>>3598258
>>Return DIG
We gotta get back some Karma

>>3598258
>Return DIG
No real reason yo keep it and yhe old man will probably give it to us anyway.

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>>3598258
Can you believe I forgot to add the doodle?
Rare mistake by me.

>>3598258
>>3598265
Do dis.

>>3598268
Flub it up one more time and I'm docking your pay.

>>3598258
>>3598265
This

>>3598265
+1

>>3598258
>Return Dig
>Keep Blue
Consult it like it's a Ouji board

>>3598265
This but also say that Blue stole it all.

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>Return Stuff
You go back into the house and hand the Great Ball, PKMN Blue cartridge and the TM over.
“Yeah, some dildo named Blue took it. Watch out for him.”
The old man is very grateful. You ask if you can keep DIG.
“Uhh, no. I need that. Ummm here, you can have this Pokeball. I have no idea what’s in it, could be anything.”
What do?
>Take the Mystery Pokeball
>Rob this fucker
>Write in

>>3598309
oh HELL yea mister E pokemon.
>take that ball

>>3598309
>Take the Mystery Pokeball

>>3598309
>>Take the Mystery Pokeball

>>3598309
>Take the Mystery Pokeball

>Old Man needs Dig
Oh yeah, he's definitely killed someone

>>3598309
>Take the Mystery Pokeball

Rolled 106 (1d151)

>>3598309
forgot to roll

>>3598309
>Take the Mystery Pokeball

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>>3598322
Hitmonlee?

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>Take Pokeball
Wow, a mystery pokeball. There could be anything in there! You wonder what it could be. You put it safe and sound into your backpack.

What do?
>Head to Route 9
>Poke Center
>Poke Mart
>Write in

>>3598360
>>Head to Route 9
Awright, another chance at getting a damn Abra, how good are we on Pokeballs?

>>3598360
>Head to Route 9
Maybe some R&R is in order?

>>3598360
>Head to Route 9

>>3598362
Ain't no Abra on RT. 9.
And we have ZERO Pokeballs lol

>>3598378
Oh, fucks sake. Why are we going to route 9 instead of route 5 now that I think about it?

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>>3598360
WHATS IN THE BALL WHATS IN THE BALL AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>3598381
Here's where my game knowledge may be failing me, if I remember correctly RT. 5 we'll just get stuck at the gate to Saffron?

>>3598382
if you are the OP of succubus quest, wheremst the fuck is the fanart for this quest you said you would do

>>3598378
>And we have ZERO Pokeballs lol
How is that stopping us from catching it?

>>3598385
Nah, you go through the Underground Path to Vermillion city.

>>3598388
We might be able to catch one, but hanging on to it might be something else...

>>3598378
So, PokeMart first?

>>3598387
I thought it would be too gay to post Red in really tight shorts and abandoned the whole thing

>>3598398
Then just draw like, Misty or Joy in tight shorts and not red?

>>3598398
ILU. If you ever get the inclination to draw [MOM]...

>>3598391
Ooo damn. Switching to RT 5 then.

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>>3598401

>>3598405
>>3598407
or mom has our QM has so graciously suggested

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>Route 5
Ok change of plans, your [SENSE OF DIRECTION] informs you that Route 5 is probably the way to go. But first you swing by the Poke Center and heal your team up real quick.

One last order of business, let’s hit the Poke Mart real quick.
What buy?
Again, to keep this easy - Roll 1D100 and make your selection. Highest roll is what we go with.
You currently have 4750 dollars.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>3598415
10 Monster Capsules and 1 rope just in case life gets too hard to bear.

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>>3598382
>>3598322
>1d151
>151 is the number of pokémon available in pokémon red/blue/yellow
>Rolled 106
What's the 106th pokémon you ask?
>>3598349

>>3598415
3 antidotes 5 potions 2 awakenings 1 escape rope 4 pokeballs $3550

>>3598424
yeah sure

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>3598424
gotta roll for it.
...good luck.

>>3598438
logic will never beat random insanity, its why I didnt even bother

>>3598415
We should still have some potions, so all we really need is balls and maybe a couple antidotes / antiparalysys, fire and ice are kinda uncommon for now.

>>3598452
We should also have a repel I think? I honestly forgot. We have lube tho.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3598415
>3 antidotes 5 potions 2 awakenings 1 escape rope 4 pokeballs $3550
I'll give it a shot.

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>>3598421
Welp.
10 Pokeballs and a Neck-rope it is. You gain 1 level in [Suicidal Thoughts]. Everyone’s got problems, you know?

With everything squared away, you enter ROUTE 5. There’s some Grass to look for PKMN, a [LOVELY COTTAGE] in the center of the route, and a [CREEPY SHACK] a little further in.
Past that, the [GATE TO SAFFRON] waits.
What do?
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Check out the Cottage
>Check out the Shack
>Check out Saffron Gate
>Write in

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3598460
>You gain 1 level in [Suicidal Thoughts]. Everyone’s got problems, you know?
We must be experiencing personal conflict about our charitable acts after joining Team Rocket.

>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3598460
>>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)

>>3598460
>Check out the Cottage

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3598460
>check out the shack

>>3598460
>Check out the Shack

>>3598460
>Check out the Shack

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>Check Shack
You roll up on the Shack.
It’s pretty derelict, but it has a sign saying that it’s an underground passage to Vermillion City. Well, that is on your list of places to get a badge from....

What do?

>Enter Creepy Shack
>Go back to Cottage
>Saffron Gate
>Pokeymans (Roll 1D100)

>>3598517
Also calling it a night for now., I should be around tomorrow evening, Goodnight!

>>3598517
>>Enter Creepy Shack

>>3598517
>Enter Creepy Shack
We might find a ghost pokemon inside.

>>3598517
>>Go back to Cottage
Now is my chance to get rid of Oberon

>>3598517
>cottage
We can get to vermillion later.

>>3598422
just to clarify, I rolled the 151 and I'm not OP.
I just thought it would be a cool idea, since he said it could literally be anything.

>>3598517
>Go back to Cottage

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>>3598592
Holy shit you're right. How did I even get you two mixed up?
>>3598382
LLH-sama, It seems like we're even now but I apologize all the same

I propose a question to the thread, since we are now bros with Misty does that mean that we aren't going to keep flirting with Joy's? Or since Misty is just a bro(for now) we'll keep flirting unless we become romantically involved

>>3598860
Don't worry Anon, the Godhand can share it's love between hoes.

Just caught up with this. Now I kinda regret not joining in the first thread when i noticed it, but at least I'm not that late.
This is the exact brand of idiocy I love.

>>3598860
>>3599165
only true love is Mom, the rest are just flings

>>3598860
You wanna fuck your bro? What are you gay?

>>3599165
the godhand could sure, I'm not sure the hoes would agree
>>3599283
Welcome to the den of madness
>>3599320
We still haven't even told her we joined and are currently attempting to take down an evil organization we should get on that for the next town
>>3599331
It's not gay if she's a bro bro

Is it evening yet pls OP i need something to entertain myself

>>3599907
> i need something to entertain myself
how hot is your mom?

>>3600001
I don't have a mental illness so not at all

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>Check Cottage
You can always come back to the creepy underground tunnel some other time. For now, you head back to check out the cottage. It’s actually quite cute, with an ample back yard. It remind you of Mom in that way.

You enter to find an elderly woman manning a desk. The place appears to be some sort of Pokemon Daycare center. There’s even a convenient little PC here if you need it.

What do?
>Chat with Granny (Write in if you have specifics you want to ask/say)
>Check PC
>Check door with ‘KEEP OUT’ sign

>>3600245
>flirt with Granny

>>3600245
>Chat with Granny
Ask what's behind that door.

>>3600245
>Chat with Granny
What do pokemons do in the day care?

>>3600245
>>Chat with Granny (Write in if you have specifics you want to ask/say)
Where do new pokemon come from if they don't learn how to start breeding until next gen?

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>Flirt with Granny
“Oh well aren’t you just the most precocious little scamp. But you’re about 40 years too late, I’m married!”
Her eyes sharpen.
“But a strapping young man like yourself should watch himself around dirty old grannies like myself.”
Oh my.
>Ask what’s behind the door
“Oh I have no idea. My grandson comes to stay with us every once in a while and sort of took over that room. I wouldn’t want to bother him. But look, he set up this PC with a connection to Pokemon storage, so convenient!”
>Ask what pokemons do in day care
“Oh they play, eat, sleep, and generally have a great time! They may also level if you leave them with us long enough. Fee is 100 per pokemon, with 100 more per level gained. A bargain if you ask me. Hee hee!”
>Ask where Pokemon come from
“You’ll have to ask your parents, kid.”

What do?
>Chat more w/ Granny
>Leave Pokemon @ Daycare
>Check PC
>Check ‘Keep Out’ Door

>>3600300
>Check PC

>>3600300
>>Leave Oberon at Daycare

>>3600300
>Check ‘Keep Out’ Door

>>3600300
>Check ‘Keep Out’ Door

>>3600300
Real talk: Leave Stuart and clafery here, we hurt them enough

>>3600348
>in place where Bill visits
Uh.

>>3600300
>Leave Oberon @Daycare
>Check ‘Keep Out’ Door

>>3600300
>>Check ‘Keep Out’ Door

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>Leave Oberyn in Daycare
See ya Later, buddy! You tell him it’s only going to be a little while, but you know that look. He feels betrayed, once again. Why are we still here? Just to sufer?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RrkzIN2eP0U

>Check Keep out door.
It’s shut, that’s for sure. A gentle test of the knob shows that it’s unlocked, but you can hear movement inside.
What do?
>Barge in
>Knock politely
>Write in

>>3600383
>>Knock politely

>>3600383
Knock Politely

>>3600383
>Knock politely
It's not like we're a criminal
oh wait

>>3600383
>Knock politely

>>3600383
>Barge in

>>3600399
Only the police barge in.

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>Knock Politely
Mama taught you manners and gosh darn it, you’re gonna use em. You give the door a firm, kindly knock.
You hear frantic rustling from behind the door.
“D-damnit Grandma, I told you to leave me alone!
I’m... brushing my hair in here!”
Wow, no need to be rude. But far be it from you to interrupt a man’s grooming process.
>What do?
>Barge in
>Check PC
>Head to Underground Tunnel
>Write in

>>3600424
>sneakily open the door

>>3600424
>Walk in
Remember, he said that it was his Grandma that had to leave him alone, not us.

>>3600427
>after alerting him to our presence

>>3600424
>Go inside and ask him to teach you how to groom yourself for the girls. A guy who spend so much time getting himself ready surely got a lot of girlfriends.

>>3600432
Nice save dude.

>>3600432
>>3600442
This.

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>Enter Room
You walk in the room normally, preparing to ask for some pro grooming tips so you can hopefully stick your p in some v sooner than later.

But uhh, huh. Oh hey, it’s that guy bill. In a giant clefairy suit. With a rather ashamed looking Machop. The room smells of latex, lubricant and... oh god.
“I..It’s not what it looks like!”
You have a feeling that it’s exactly what it looks like. Whatever that is.

What do?
>Compliment Fur Suit
>Ask for grooming tips
>Call the cops
>Write in

>>3600477
>call the cops.

>>3600477
>Call the cops

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>>3600477
>Call the cops Anonymously though
pic related

>>3600477
>Call the cops

>>3600477
>blackmail him so he starts cooperating with Team Rocket.

Something tells me that this want consensual...

>>3600497
Something tells me you’re right

>>3600477
>>3600491
"I will forget about what I saw today. But someday, and this day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. And you will remember this moment, and do as I ask in your gratitude. Do we have an understanding?"

>>3600477
>Take Oberon and never look back. Also blackmail him, we are a [CRIMINAL].

>>3600491
Supported.

>>3600477
>>3600509
This
Also check Oberon out

>>3600491
Backing this madman

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>Blackmail
Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] compels you to blackmail this sicko.
“P...please. I’ll do anything, just keep quiet about this!”
What Demand?
>Write in
Most interesting choice wins, or a combination of a few of them.

>>3600516
Make me into a poke-human hybrid. That way we can lvl up and fuck shit up

>>3600516
You seem good with computers Bill, get me into the "secret files" of every nurse joy in the region and we'll see how we feel

>>3600516
>He has to stage a shop/bank robbery while in his suit. We get to keep his score.

>>3600516
We could save the Machop. He deserve better.
Also take Oberon away. Why is he here, only to suffer?

>>3600520
Oh. I also support this one. Nice idea anon.

>>3600516
What can you do! Also take his Macop, we saving this poor Pokémon.

>>3600516
"Your gran said you set up that PC storage system, right? If anyone else uses it, funnel their Pokemon to my storage or else..."

>>3600520
>You seem good with computers Bill, get me into the "secret files" of every nurse joy in the region and we'll see how we feel
GALAXY BRAIN

>Take his Machop
“Oh, this old thing? Of course, take him! I was pretty much done with him anyway.’
Gross. But you got a Machop! Damn that’s a lot less of a pain then catching them.

>Hack PC Storage
“Woah hey, those things are heavily encrypted, even for me it would take... hmm.. listen. You keep my little hobby quiet from the cops and I’ll work at it. At a later date, when you need... I can funnel stored pokemon into your account. Deal?”

What do?
>Take Deal
>Call Cops
>Write in

>>3600548
>Take Deal
Giovanni has nothing on us.

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>>3600548

>>3600548
wait did Bill not make the PC storage system in this version of the universe?

>>3600548
>Call Cops
I wanted Joy files.

>>3600548
Joy files of nothing.
>Call the cops.

>>3600548
Fuck the storage, get me the files or >call the cops

>not wanting to have Bill hack Blue so we can steal his pokemon
Guys come on, we can get the Joy files later.

>>3600548
>Bargain
"Surely, you can sweeten the deal after what I just saw, can't you?"

>>3600548
How about Officer Jenny files?

>>3600548
>>3600570
Backing this. Any enterprising criminal genius could always use dirt on the cops. The sexy, sexy cops.

>>3600548
>Take the deal. And make it clear that if anything happen to Oberon or any other pokemon we put here, the law will be the last of his concerns.
>Also tell him to spend more time with his grandma.

>>3600548
>Well if it's going to take a while then something easy like the Joy files should give you something to do in the meantime then.
>Or would you rather spend that time getting to know your new cell mates?

>>3600570
Backing this one
I don't want a potential asset removed like this. Think of his Grandma guys...

>>3600548
>Take Deal

>>3600548
Backing this >>3600570

>All these Jenny votes
>RG renames the quest PKMN Quest (Nurse/Cop)

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>Press for Jenny or Joy Files
“L-listen, those type of files aren’t networked in Kanto. Don’t you think I’d already have them if they did? But listen, let me sweeten the pot...”
He offers up a copy of Cute Trainer Magazine, the Erika edition, 1000 bucks, a clefairy mask and a pair of [USED UNDIES].
“It’s all pretty self explanatory, but the undies belong to a Joy in this region. I’m not sure which, they all look (and smell) mostly the same!”
What do?
>Take the deal
>Send the pervert to Jail
>Write in

>>3600608
>>Take the deal

>>3600608
>Take the Deal
Can he funnel pokemon from other regions? If so do that. We gotta depose Giovanni and become the new Boss of Team Rocket then I wanna do it with some cool Hoeen or Unova pokemon. Maybe a Kingdra or a Dusknoir...

>>3600608
>>Take the deal
Damn it.
Maybe if we take over Silph Co. we'll be able to get those damn files.

>>3600608
>I’m not sure which, they all look (and smell) mostly the same!
THEY EACH HAVE THEIR OWN QUIRKS AND CHARMS YOU SHIT

>Take the deal
But the deal is too sweet

>>3600608
>Take the deal
I'll let you off easy this time sicko...
Also spend time with your mom man, she tries hard

>>3600608
Take the deal and take Oberon

And tell him to spend time with his grandma!

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>Take Deal
Nice, you now have a pretty good plan for starting a [CRIMINAL EMPIRE]. Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] grows a level. And with it your ambition for global Pokemon domination! Wait, when did that become a goal? Oh well,
You leave Bill to his work, but you get his number so you can call in and check at any time. You figure there’s some business to take care of here still.
What do?
>Pull Oberyn out of daycare
>Check PC
>Call Mom
>Write in

(For simplicity sake, Machop is now in our party. We can switch him or anyone else out with the nearby PC, if we’d like. ALSO - Roll 1D100 and write in a name to name Machop)

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3600643
>Pull Oberyn out of daycare
>Call Mom
Goro

>>3600643
>Pull Oberyn out of daycare

>>3600643
>Call Mom
Hey mom! We made our first friend her name is Misty!

>>3600643
>>Call Mom

>>3600643
>>Pull Oberyn out of daycare
>>Call Mom

>>3600662
>>>Pull Oberyn out of daycare
ok BUT HE GOES TO THE BOX, WE HAVE MACHOKE NOW AND SORRY FOR CAPS

>>3600648
>>3600650
>>3600662
>>3600664
You just left him inside why take him out so soon?

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>3600643
>Call Mom
Porkchop

>>3600671
Because Bill.

>>3600671
We put him in before we knew the weirdo with a clefairy fetish was here.

>>3600671
because bill is here

>>3600674
Makes sense.

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>Take Oberyn out of daycare
You go to pull him out, what so that he doesn’t get molested and such.
But you come upon a frantic granny.
“Oh, oh dear. I can’t explain it! I’m so sorry sir, but your Clefairy he... he broke out of the enclosure! All of the pokemon are usually so happy here, but he managed to get out of the fence. It’s unforgivable. I’m so sorry...”
She refunds your 100 dollar deposit.

You try to track him, but it’s no good. His tracks are split and masked... when did he learn to do that?
Oberyn is MIA.
What do?
>Call Mom
>Check PC
>Write in

>>3600679
>Call Mom
I guess he's going to go become Big Boss.