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>Rub back w/ Magic Hand
You rub the Captain’s back.
“iiiiyaaaah~~~~!’
You’ve never heard a man make a noise like that. Weird. He comes to his senses after a minute or so.
“What the hell was that? Oh well. Anyway I’m feeling much better, thank’s a lot kid! I gotta get this ship ready to sail, but why don’t you take this with you?”
You get HM01 - Cut! You can teach it to a pokemon and slash stuff out of your way! Kickass.
What do now?
>Take Joy to Dinner
>Poke around the passenger area
>Write in

>>3612644
>Take Joy to Dinner

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>>3612644
>that reaction
I don't know what I expected.
>Take Joy to Dinner

>>3612644
>Take Joy to dinner
Remember to avoid the CLAMS

>>3612650
Fuck I can hear this gif.
>>3612644
>Take Joy to dinner

>>3612644
>Take Joy to dinner
Also avoid clams as this anon said>>3612675

>>3612644
>Take Joy to Dinner

>Dinner
You decide to take a break and enjoy the free dinner that comes with your ticket. Wow, this place is fancy. Probably the type of place that serves snails. Joy gets a glass of wine, and you settle for a cup of water.
The Waiter comes over to take your order.
May I recommend the house special - Clams Casino? there the finest in Kanto.”
What order?
>Clams
>Burger
>Spaghetti
>Write in

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>>3612757
Did my old forget the doodle trick

>>3612757
>Spaghetti
So we can spill it later on

>>3612757
>steak medium rare

>>3612757
>>Write-in
>"Do you have ̶[̶O̶N̶I̶G̶I̶R̶I̶]̶ [JELLY-FILLED DONUTS] here?"

I hope this works. If it doesn't, just know that "[ONIRIGI]" was supposed to have a line going through it.

>>3612771
Okay, good, does seem like it works, mostly.

>>3612757
>Spaghetti
Lotsa

>>3612770
I don't trust people who can't curate their clams to properly prepare a steak.

>>3612757
>Spaghetti

>>3612762
As a neet she probably relied heavily on instant pasta, let's go for the burger
>Burger

>>3612757
Burger

>>3612757
>Spaghetti
They’d have to be retards to screw spaghetti up

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>Spaghetti
You order the spaghetts w/ a side of [JELLY DONUT]. Joy gets the same thing, and another glass of wine. Uh oh, looks like it’s time to talk.
To a girl.
What Chat?
>Write in

>>3612930
>Soooooo...just how many sisters have you got out there?

>>3612930
How are you enjoying the evening?

>also take in the scenery.

>>3612930
>>3612953
Yeah, that's good.
>ask about her family.

>>3612930
>What do you think about my fight with Blue?

>>3612953
They're cousins, anon. The lez/bi Joy told us.

>>3612987
I'm curious, we meet couple Joy already what is history of this weird family?

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>Ask about family
“Sisters? Oh no, Joys are cousins. Just strong genetics, I guess! And for some reason we all find the same calling. Not sure why I was so down in the dumbs... but I’m not anymore! And I have you to thank, Red. Really, Thank you.”

>Ask about PKMN Battle
“To be honest I hate to see Pokemon hurt each other, but watching you in action is amazing! You really have talent as a trainer. And the way you threw that Rattata... wild!”

Joy finishes her glass of wine, and her cheeks get rosy. You both finish your meal, it was great and nobody got sick.

What do?
>Head home
>Write in

>>3613221
>Head home

>>3613221
Go to the ships bow for a romantic titanic moment.

>>3613238
Support

>>3613221
let's take a romantic look at the stars, maybe on the bow

Don't forget to find a doctor guys. We do still have that concussion.

>>3613238
Sure this.

>>3613264
Yeah, we should find a doctor.

>>3613264
Oh god the whole date is just a brain injury dream

>>3613221
>>3613238
Sounds like a nice way to finish the evening

>>3613273
Don't jinx it.

We should still do this first >>3613238.

>>3613264
+1

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>Share Romantic Moment
You head to the bow of the ship and do the titanic thing. It’s extremely romantic. A nearby sailor yells at you two to stop.
Oh well, safety first.

What do now?
>Seek doctor to assess concussion
>Head Home
>Write in

>>3613322
>Seek doctor to assess concussion

>>3613322
>>Seek doctor to assess concussion

>>3613322
>KISSU

>>3613337
Oh yeah shit, we were supposed to get a KISSU along with the date.
Also nice digits.

>>3613337
>>3613341
When we get her home.

>>3613322
>seek doctor

>>3613322
>Seek doctor to assess concussion

>>3613322
>Seek doctor to assess concussion
>Also to figure out the powers of the GODHAND

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>Find Doctor
You look around and it doesn’’t take long to find a doctor on her vacation. You ask about the GODHAND, but she says she’s a medical doctor, not a witch-doctor.

She checks your concussion.
“Oh yep, your eggs are a bit scrambled. Here, take this.” She gives you an [HERBAL REMEDY], and your head clears right up! Nice.
Time to get Joy and get out of here.

Wait... where did she go?
You ask the doctor if she’s seen the young lady you were with.
“ummm, who?”
Oh no...

What do?
>Run around screaming for Joy
>Panic
>Look around calmly
>Write in

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>>3613512
>Externally: Look around calmly
>Internally:

>>3613512
>Look around calmly
>Panic
>Run around screaming for Joy
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT RG YOU FUCK

>>3613512
Jesus

>>3613512
>>3613525
RG I SWEAR TO FUCK

>>3613512
>Look around calmly
... please don't

>>3613512
>Look around calmly

>>3613542
>>3613512
before we do anything
>Ask doctor if our previous state could cause hallucinations

>>3613567
No, let's NOT raise anymore flags.

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>Look around calmly
With panic building, you check around the ship.
No sign of her.
You start to think back... do you remember anyone else interacting with Joy?
Blue, the captain, the waiter, the doctor... did anybody... oh. Oh my god.

What do?
>Curl up into a ball
>Tear hair out
>Throw self overboard
>Write in

>>3613619
>Lie down
>Try not to cry
>Cry a lot

>>3613619
>FIND THAT FUCKING WAITER

>>3613627
Support to find him as he was the only ONE

slap self with magic hand

>>3613627
support

>>3613619
>Go to the Pokécenter and ask Joe (if he exists) about her

>>3613627
+1

>>3613627
THIS

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>Find Waiter
You track down the waiter, he’s at the end of his shift and cleaning up. You ask him if you recall a pink haired lady dining with you.

He tells you he served so many people tonight, he can’t possibly remember every customer. He’s sorry.

You sit down and contemplate the very real possibility that Joy was just a figment of your scrambled brain. Was Ladder-chan a figment too? What is real? Where are the boundaries of the existence!? Oh Shiiiiiiiiit!

For the first time since you began your pokemon journey, you’re having a REALLY BAD TIME. Like, drowning wasn’t fun but this SUCKS.

It’s getting late and somebody is tapping your shoulder trying to get you to leave.
What do?
>Leave
>Hey quit tappin me
>Write in

>>3613675
>>Hey quit tappin me

>>3613675
>Hey quit tappin me

>>3613675
>CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN HERE?

didnt a pokemon run away, a pokemon that can controll dreams and shit and also has a reason to hate us?

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>Quit tappin
Hey lady quit tappin me...
Oh thank god... it’s...
A Sailor.

“It’s time to go sir, I’m afraid.”

>Leave
>write in

>>3613694
Are you the sailor that told us and Joy to get off the prow?

>>3613694
...
>send out Dream
>"consider this a highjacking."

>>3613694
>>3613696

>>3613694
>>write in
See what's under that Sailor's mask. Scooby Doo style.

We should see if we can teach HM01-Cut to our hand

>>3613701
It's just poorly drawn, he's just supposed to be holding a small life preserver behind his head so his shadow looks like... somebody's.

I come back from a fun day at the theater and what do I come back to? Suffering. I was a fool to expect anything else.

>>3613694
>>3613696
Help us Sailor of Hope.

>>3613709
RG's last few runs were to lull us into a false sense of security.

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If this isn't a jape then Red is just gonna turn into this one picture of ryan gosling

>>3613694
I might murder you

>>3612634
Just a thought OP but maybe you should post the archive links so anons can find the older threads.

>>3613694
I hate so much that this makes sense, can we just bang our head and just re concuss ourselves at this point, I don't want this dream to end

My thirst for crime has maxed out!

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>Wander in a daze

Welp, your whole world is fucked up. That sweet, likable Joy was just an illusion, and along with her your hopes and dreams of a smooch.

You consider for a moment quitting your pokemon journey and just getting straight to a life of crime. This shitty earth has to pay for what it did to you.

At the same time, you feel a familiar presence...

>Turn around
>I swear to god if it’s that sailor again
>Start crime spree
>write in

>>3613902
>Turn around

>>3613902
>turn around and kiss whatever is behind us

>>3613902
>I swear to god if it’s that sailor again

>>3613902
>>Turn around
PLEASE

>>3613902
>>Turn around

>>3613902
>I swear to god if it’s that sailor again
inb4 it's a different sailor that looks exactly the same as the other sailor

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>Oh, there she is
“Hey, had to run the bathroom real quick. Where ya been? Ready to go?”

What do?
>Walk her home
>Sloppy Makeout
>Re-consult doctor regarding your concussion
>Write in

>>3613985
>Walk her home

>>3613985
>Sloppy Makeout

>>3613985
>Walk her home

>>3613985
>Walk her home
FUCKING WEW

>>3613985
>Walk her home

Jesus that was close

>>3613985
>walk her home

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>Walk her Home

“Well, this is me. I just wanted to say thank you for everything, Red. Sometimes a girl just needs a good guy to pick her up and dust her off, ya know? Hm... I feel like I’m forgetting something...”

>Request Smooch
>Say Goodnight
>Write in

>>3614043
>Request Smooch

>>3614043
>request smooch and if she says yes gently caress her with your god hand while doing so

>>3614043
>Request Smooch

>>3614043
>Request Smooch
GROPE

>>3614043
>Request Smooch
It was a bumpy ride but we've finally got here

>>3614043
>Ask someone if they can see her

>>3614055
Support

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>Smooch
“Oh yeah, I did say something about that...”
She leans in and gives you the smooch of a lifetime. Wow! You don’t know much about this stuff but you’re pretty sure you just lost your virginity.
“You know Red... you’ve been so good to me it’s unreal. For a while I was starting to think you were just part of my Imagination.”

What do?
>Your Imagination?
>y o u r i m a g i n a t i o n ?
>Y̴̬̭̦͔͍͖̾̀̈̄̊̚o̴͍̮̿͛̀͋̌̊ù̶̡̮̺̗͕͔̜̣̟̺͛͛r̶̨̝͙̟̮͚̩͕͎̻̹̔͐̌̑͆͘͠ ̵̥͙̖̤̥̱̱͓̰͆͐İ̵̧̫̱̭̙̘̺͙̖͎͎̗̾͗̋̑̀́̚͠m̴̤̳̞̮̱̣͓͊̈̕͝ă̴̡̡̧̡̪̼͈͇̯͋̉̀̍ģ̶̙̘̗̤̬̣͙͑̿̎̄̈́̀͐̎͌̊͘͘į̸͉̞̫̬̯̣̠̳̼̩͂̑́͌̉̿̉̚̚͝ͅn̴̡̛͓͙͎̤̎͆̋͛͘͜a̴̡̙̖͚͋t̸̬͕̹̹̤̙̙͍̣́͂͑̆́i̴̢̘̟͉̋ǭ̵̨̛̪̬̥̳̦̣̼̟̙͕̐͂̔͒̾̀͂͘̕ṋ̶̗̠͍̏̈̇̿̒́̊̈̚͘

>>3614092
>Your Imagination?
RG...

>>3614092
>Your Imagination?

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>oh no
what do?

>...
>...
>...

>>3614111
>Wake up

>>3614111
>...

>>3614111
>use the infinity stones

>>3614111
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3614111
>Write in
Punch our way out of this stupid bullshit and wake up to Joy

>>3614122
support

>>3614122
This. Punch with godhand.

>>3614132
Yes anon. We shall defy QMs imagination shit and find Joy

>>3614136
YES
YESSSSS
WE SHALL SUPER SAIYAN SHITLORD OUR WAY OUT OF HERE

>>3614122
Supporting this, we've kicked reason to the curb before, no reason to not do so now

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>...

. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0Z84xKnOWc&t=0m12s

It wasn't your fault, RED. He slipped and fell off the Mt Silver. It was snowy. He knew the risks when he came to challenge you. You're still a good person.

>>3614111
>Miss Joy... I don't feel so good

>>3614144
Yes anon. Pierce the heavens
I’m just so glad people find my idea good :’)

>>3614146
https://youtu.be/6-rlaM-5Plk?t=183
FUCK YOU ANTI-SPIRAL

FUCK IT
BEELIEVE IN THE BEE THAT BEELIEVES IN US
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT6LFOIofRE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA

>>3614146
>Get slapped by your bee, buzzing at you to beelieve in the you that beelieves in yourself.

>>3614146
https://youtu.be/0V7aUT13qtM

AAAAAAAA
YES MY FRIENDS
TAKE WHATS YOURS
FIGHT
FIGHT AND WINNN

We need to manifest our Godhand into a God Drill guys.

>>3614170
Should we try and make Bill create something for us?

>>3614146
AHHHHHHHHH DON'T GIVEEEE UPPPPP, PIERCE THE SKY'S WITH YOUR MAGNIFICENT GODHAND

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>...

Well this is strange, but at least it’s something. This guy looks familiar.

“T̷h̵e̷ ̴p̴a̴c̵t̵ ̷w̸a̷s̷ ̶m̷a̵d̴e̶.̸
̶Y̶o̵u̵ ̸w̷i̴l̷l̸ ̸s̷e̶r̴v̷e̵.̶”

What do?
>Inquire further into this employment opportunity
>Obey
>Kick reason to the curb

>>3614179
Based anon

>>3614182
>>Kick reason to the curb
DO THE IMPOSSIBLE

>>3614182
>Kick reason to the fucking curb
We didn’t make no goddamn pact. Mom also said not to agree to whatever strangers tell us to do

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s013grY4zRo

>>3614182
>Kick reason to the curb
AAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3614182
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ujC7rxFVZ18

>>3614182
>Kick reason to the curb. THE ONLY ONE I SERVE IS MYSELF. and my mom NOW LET ME OUT OF HERE, I HAVE A JOY WHOSE SMILE I NEED TO PROTECT

>>3614182
>Kick reason to the curb

>>3614182
>>Kick reason to the curb

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3614182
Any other day I'd be game for Missingno shenanigans but

>Kick reason to the curb
YOU INTERRUPTED OUR FUCKING DATE

>>3614207
Anon, we aren't rolling yet.
Thankfully...

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3614207
NO
IM ROLLING BETTER

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3614211
BETTERRRRR

Rolled 88163 (1d100000)

>>3614214
AAAAAAAAAAA

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>>3614207
U sure about that one bud

>KICK REASON TO THE CURB
Ok fuck this. Sure this guy might have helped you out back when you were drowning, but you don’t remember signing any binding documents.
And you’ve never met a Pokemon whose lights you weren’t confident you could punch out.

Even if the odds are one in a million, you’re gonna lodge one serious potato in this asshole’s mouth.

Roll 1D1000000

Rolled 744 (1d1000000)

>>3614218
He's broken his limits!

>>3614221

>>3614182
>Kick reason to the curb
ANY SETBACK IS A SETUP FOR A COMEBACK, BELIEVE UNTIL YOU DON'T HAVE TO BECAUSE IN THE END WE ALL CAN ACHIEVE WHAT WE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT WAS IMPOSSIBLE REACH OUT AND TAKE WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY YOUR'S, ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAAAAAA

>>3614222
woah that's astronomically bad
and also accidental
Look at that post time
I didn't even see the post
wow.

Rolled 390280 (1d1000000)

>>3614221

Rolled 337472 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
We evolve, beyond the person that we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each roll. That's how a dice works!

Rolled 465260 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 740133 (1d1000000)

>>3614221

>>3614221
Everybody! Lend Red Your ENERGY

>>3614221
I BELIEVEEEEE

Rolled 492310 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
G gundam time

Rolled 721850 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 931769 (1d1000000)

>>3614221

Rolled 761801 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
FUGG UUUU

Rolled 491702 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
t-the first one didn't count!

Rolled 12767 (1d1000000)

>>3614221

Rolled 964164 (1d1000000)

>>3614221

>>3614221
I BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART
WE CAN FUCKING KICK THIS FAGGOTS ASS

Rolled 412243 (1d1000000)

>>3614221
ROLLING A SECOND TIME EVEN IF IT PROBABLY DOESNT COUNT

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I AM SO CONFUSED, I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, LIKE ALL OF THE QUESTIONS

ALL OF THEM

Rolled 182215 (1d1000000)

>>3614264
MOREEEEEEEE
WE MUST DO THIS
(sorry if I’m being autistic)

>>3614258
YES ANON WE MUST LEND ALL OF OUR STRENGTH

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>ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH

You throw a nasty looking haymaker at this mystery asshole.
But he uh... just uses the eraser tool on you?
It doesn’t hurt. It doesn’t feel like anything at all.
You start feeling like maybe you should hear out this reality warping... uh, thing.

What do?
>Surely we can talk this out
>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴
>write in

>>3614266
WE ARE GONNA FUCKING KICK THIS FUCKING FAGGOT MISSINGNOS ASS BC HE STOLE OUR WAIFU

WE MUST LEND RED OUR ROLLS OF GODLINESS

HE MUST WIN

>>3614271
IF BELIEVING IS AUTISTIC IM THE MOST AUTISTIC MANT HE WORLD

>>3614273
AAAAAA
SCREAM WARCRYS WITH ME BRUVA

Rolled 575676 (1d1000000)

>>3614277
>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴
>FUCK YOU SUCK ON THESE ROLLS

>>3614279
NO I AM
SURPASS ME BRUVA AND YOU WILL ONLY MAKE ALL OF STRONGER IN OUR DETERMINATION TO WIN

Rolled 390352032 (1d1000000000)

>>3614277
FUCK YOU MONSTER
GET OUT OF MY WORLD

Rolled 724534 (1d1000000)

>>3614277
Ah, fuck you, Mystery Man

Rolled 617210 (1d1000000)

>>3614277
>FUCK YOU FAGGOT WE WILL BEAT HIMMMMM

>>3614277
>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buifCKc9RNU&t=2s
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rolled 2820384347359698433 (1d1000000000000000000000)

>>3614277
AAAJWJWBSBWKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 2309452411070058497 (1d10000000000000000000000000000)

>>3614277
>Keep fighting FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU DON'T EVEN EXIST AFTER GEN 3

Rolled 444530 (1d1000000)

>>3614277
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Rolled 1497971155150389761 (1d9999999999999999999999)

>>3614277
TIME FOR A BUG FIX.

Rolled (1d99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999)

>>3614277

Rolled (1d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

>>3614277
GO BACK TO THE 90s YOU FUCKING FREAK
THIS IS OUR WORLD NOW

>>3614277
Oh
I know
USE CTRL Z.
LEVEL THIS PLAYING FIELD.

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3614277
>Keep fighting - Roll 1- Y̶O̶U̸ ̷C̷A̵N̵’̴T̴

Guess again faggot

>>3614311
CAN WE DO THAT
IS THIS AN EMULATOR

>>3614308
I BELIEVE SO HARD MY ROLLS ESCAPE TIME AND SPACE ITSELF GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>3614314
holy shit
You might’ve done it anon

Rolled (1d100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000)

>>3614316
WATCH THIS FAGGOT

>>3614324
I MUST SURPASS MYSELF

AND THIS IS TO GO EVEN
FURTHER
BEYOND!

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>Keep Fighting

Ok I see I’m really gonna have to spell things out for you, kid. Sometimes there’s fights you just can’t win. Not in your current state, at the very least.

What, the hand? All that thing is good for is making bitches squeal. Cool, I guess but that’s not gonna do you any good here.

Listen up - When you drowned, you reached out and wether you meant to or not you made a pact with me. Your existence is forfeit. I say the word and you return to nothing, easy as that.

Calm down, calm down. It’s just a contract, really. You just have to do a little favor for me. No biggie. And it’s not like I’m gonna C̷̪͙̰̻̐̓̑Ò̴̧̹R̵̩̊͗R̸̪͆̆̔͋U̵͓͋̈́̔̀P̴͚͋̏T̵͚̿ ̷̢̛͔̺̻͛̋̄Ỳ̵̡̡̫Ȯ̴̙̞̈́U̸̩͚͒͌́R̸͕̠̩͆͂́͂ ̴̹̘̗̃́͆Ẁ̸͓̙̼̐͑ͅH̸̨̨̖̖̀̓̈́O̴̼̥͌̈́L̷̜̳̭̚Ë̶̮̮́ ̷͙͈͒́͠R̸͖̰̘͖̆͂̒Ě̷̙̖̺̦͊A̴̠̿͆Ḽ̵̠̌͂̉I̸̢̝̫͖̿T̵̮͙͖̿̏Ȳ̷̘̱̻̰͊̎.. Haha, that would be a real dick move.

Just one little favor and you can go back to whatever it is you call an existence. How about it?

What do?
>Ask about favor
>Struggle in sad futility

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>>3614330
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 995334 (1d1000000)

>>3614330
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>3614324
I DON'T HAVE TO WATCH, I CAN FUCKING FEEL IT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>3614334
>Ask about favor
still gonna punch if I don't like it

>>3614334
>Ask about favor
Faggot.

>>3614334
>Favor? Why? Why would I help someone who is basically taking me hostage?
You could kill me, sure, but you haven’t yet. Implying that either you don’t give much of a fuck about anything, or you need me.

>>3614334
>surpass human limits
>become unbound by reality

>>3614334
>Ask about favor
I'll consider it, fag.

>>3614334
>ask about favor, alright shit you couldn't have been less ominous before bro damn

>>3614342
>Specifically me. Or maybe you just can’t afford someone else

>>3614334
>You fucking cockblocked me during a date and you honestly thought I'd be pleased to see you?
>This better be worth it

>>3614343
t h i s

>>3614334
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU
YOU SOUND LIKE AN EDGELORD WHO WANT TO DESTROY OUR WORLD
I MAY BE A THIEF, A VIOLENT MANIAC AND SO FORTH BUT IM NOT COMPLETELY HEARTLESS

>>3614360
>

>>3614360
[your thirst for JUSTICE has grown!]

>>3614360
meant for green

>>3614367
If that happened that’d be sweet
I like to think of Red as a bratty kid who has a heart somewhere

>>3614378
"There is a place, far from here, beyond the Indigo Plateau, beyond the civilization we humans have built, where only the most dangerous Pokemon roam, all but the strongest and bravest avoid it, and even some of them rarely return. Their wild and savage nature best all but the mightiest. But it is said that those who survive the journey will come face to face with a mountain, a mountain upon which the peak pierces the sky. A mountain that goes on for what seems like an eternity and at its summit, he waits. He waits for those worthy enough merely to face him. He waits for those who dare believe they are flawless, only to be taught how mistaken they have been. He humbles those who believe that just because they have bested the gyms, they are untouchable. He shows those who have attained the title of champion how empty that title is.

His name is Red.

And he does not lose."

- Blue

i've waited so long to drop this quote

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>Do the impossible
Kid, shut up.
>Suggest he must need you for his plan
Don’t flatter yourself. You’re just convenient. If it’s not you somebody else will come along, sooner or later.
>Favor

It’s simple, you just have to


S̷̡̧̡̡̧̖̺͓̙͓̭͉̞̘̦̯͔̗̘͖̻̱̹͈͇̼͈͕̺̣̗̩̤̯̈́̀̉̑͛͂̊̈́̂͊̎͆̃͗̔̎̑̏̈͆͆̎̃̔̌͐̇͐͒̚͘̚͘̕̕͜͜ͅŰ̷͈͚̮ͅR̵̡̢̢̢̭̗͉̼̪̰̺̝̞̤̱̗̭̜͖͙̺͔̼̠̯͐̑̍͊̊̀̈́̑͂̈́̂̌͛͊͘̚F̴̧̩͉̥͔̳̗̳̠̭̒̍̈̉́̏̓̐͛̑͒̈́̌̉̎̍̊̽̔͌̿͛̄̓͐̄́̀̃̾̽͛̇̓̀̕͘͝ ̶̡̨͈̼͓̣̙͓̺̫̞͉͓͉̳́͂͜͜C̵̡̨̡̣̼̘͈̯̮͔̯̤̠̣̖̹̣͔̱̗͕̣͇͈͈̹̪̜͎͙̻̬̳͍͊̋̑̀́͘͜͜ͅI̵̢̨̨̛̼̠͓̜̞̣̰͖͉͙̘̖̬͆̇͂̆̀͗͊̌̄̌̂̉̽̓͋̓̄͌͐͘͠N̴̢̞̝͖̣͍̥̝̥̱͕̮͓̘͍̼͈͓̦̯̩̬͇̰͉̱̦̫͍̳̝͊̓̒̆̏̊͋̽̔͆̉͜͜N̴̡̫̝̟͍͓̗̭̘̺̞̰̦̺̺̺̳͔͕̜̬̘͈̦͎̳͋̊̾̈́̀͋̌̇̆̒͒̊͂̐̎̍͘͘̚͜͜͜Ä̷̧̨͍͙̖͈̹̖̦̦̝̻̮̗̥̫͇̬̣̜̹̘͉̣̗͓̬͈̘͓̯̰̰̓͋́͛̒͒̿́̎́̈͒͋̍̓̈́̇͋̍͆́́̾̾̕͘̕̚͝͝B̶̢̡̨̧̧͇͙̺̺̬̜̬̫̻̻̬̪̳̦̗̻̺̝͎̬͈̹̟̫̞̣͉̐͑̂̍̏̉̋̄̔̋͑̎̈̈́̎̂͘̕͘̕͘͜A̸̝͍̗̣̟̫̝̼̤̭̜̗̖͈̪̗̮̱̮͗ͅR̸̛̥̞͖͙̠̀͒́̂͂͂͑̔́̑̀͛̔͌̌͗̾͑̎̈̌́̕͝͝͝ͅ
Red whites out...

>>3614389
It’s a great quote honestly.

>>3614393
Bullshit nigger
Tryin to pretend like we aren’t the protagonist.
What an edgy douche, I think I hate him more than ASSWIPE

>>3614393
Please let us wake up on top of pillowy joy thighs

>>3614393
Eat Cinnabun?

Sure ok, sounds tasty

>>3614408
yes
Give lap pillow

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>>3614408
soon, anon soon...

>>3614393
>He actually wants us to do the glitch
My fucking sides

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>Red? Red?
“Hey, you ok kid? I must have really knocked your socks off, huh?”

ah, you’re back. That was weird. You wonder what he meant by ‘Surf Cinnabar’. Oh well, whatever it is you’re sure it’s a long way off and that it’s probably not your problem anyway.

What do?
>Say goodnight to joy
>Ask to come inside
>Write in

>>3614416
>Reminding me of Six-Pack's ending in Hitman
Why have you done this to me Anon?

>>3614421
Why RG
Why no lap pillow

>>3614421
>Say goodnight to Joy
As much as it pains me, we need to finish like the gentleman we've pretended we are.

>>3614421
>Say goodnight
>Write in
We need to start training hard so we can beat this living edge boy once he inevitably backstabs is and tries to destroy everything

>>3614433
I think we can afford to be gentlemanly when it comes to those who we like

>>3614421
>ask to come inside

>>3614421
>>3614436
This.

>>3614444
Eh. Let’s give her a break anon. Don’t wanna seem clingy.

>>3614449
Yeah that's fair

>>3614445
Thanks m8e

>>3614421
>Say goodnight to joy

Just for fluff, let's hold her hand while we say our goodbyes, and also get her number (just in case we don't have it already)

>>3614452
Glad you agree man :)
We will master the art of wooing the 2d waifus

>>3614457
The number part is a good idea
Kinda iffy on the hand part but maybe we can pull it off?

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>>3614436
we become as cool as pic related

>>3614467
yes
We will become as autistically savant as canon Red
(Or badass? I fucking love red so badass is cool too)

>>3614467
We gotta be this good of a Red

>>3614421
>Exchange number,
>Say Goodnight

>>3614421
>>Exchange number
,>Say Goodnight

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>Say Goodnight
You take the gentlemanly route rather then get your dick wet.

You make sure to exchange numbers with Joy, you can now call her from any PC!

You’re going to have to find some way to beat that reality guy, or at least find out more information about him. Keep that in mind to ask some smart of strange person about [MYSTERY POKEMON].

OK, let’s get back on track. Just a few more things to take care of in Vermillion.
What do?
>Pokemon Fan Club
>Gym
>Write in

>>3614492
>>Pokemon Fan Club
Bike Voucher!

>>3614492
>Pokemon Fan Club

>>3614492
>Pokémon Fan Club

>>3614492
>Pokemon Fan Club
That was nice, glad we could have some nice wholesome activites...

You think the President has anything valuable we can swipe?

>>3614492

>Pokemon Fan Club

Hey guys, can we ask LT Surge for tips or books on getting combat ready, both Pkmon and Trainer?

We might wanna learn how to fight well ourselves and generally get fit. We run a lot in this and use our fists a lot, so it’d be cool if we could actually use effective fighting styles and combat tactics and such

>>3614511
Also, it’d be good to learn how to use GODHAND effectively. We could throw Stuart farther and faster and generally be more powerful

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>Pokemon Fan Club
You stroll up and... wow this place looks like serious business for some reason. There’s a big dude guarding the front door.
“No mask, no entry. You understand, I’m sure.”
You don’t, really. You’re going to need some sort of mask to be allowed in.

What do?
>write in
>Gym

>>3614514
Missingfucko said that god hand is only good for pleasuring women. It has no combat application unless we like pleasure someone into submission.

>>3614524
>Ask about mask

>>3614524
Use Joy panties we acquired from bill as a makeshift mask.

>>3614524
>Uh do you know where we can get a mask or does that shit have to be like mail ordered

>>3614524
>write in
"I'm wearing a Diito Mask."

>>3614524
Use the mask we got from Bill?

>>3614536
supporting

>>3614525
True, but our fists have been pretty fucking effective. We matched a Beedrills stingers for christsake

>>3614536
Yes

>>3614539
I don't think we got one from Bill

>>3614549
I thought we did on a previous thread when we blackmailed him

>>3614536
If we don’t have a mask supporting

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>I’m wearing a Ditto Mask
“you’re about to be wearing a fist mask if you keep messing around here.”
No sense of humor on this guy.

What do?
(PS you are the proud owner of a Clefairy mask you got from Bill. Starting to think I should put a spreadsheed with items / pkmn and whatever up somewhere...)

>>3614524
>Use the Clefairy Mask from Bill
As much as I think using the panties are kek worthy we did, you know, get them from Bill. So...yeah.

>>3614562
YES I WAS FUCKING RIGHT
>Clefairy mask

>>3614562
Fiiinnne

>>3614562
>PS
You should do that.
>put on Clefairy mask

>>3614562
>>3614565
Linking since I'm a slowbro

>>3614562
>Oh ok then yeah clefairy mask go

>>3614583
It looks like I’m right :^)

>>3614562
You're a big guy.

>>3614562
Do we have a character sheet pastebin?
Could put our inventory in that. Would be EZ

>>3614598
Not at the moment.
Can set that up so I can update it (and nobody else can?)

>>3614609
This feels like when the teacher about to pick on someone

>>3614609
Pastebins can only be edited by you anyway

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>Clefairy Mask
The big good lets you right through. Sweet.
You enter the building and it’s the biggest, most elegant party you’ve ever seen. There’s fancy architecture, fountains, servers with expensive looking snacks...
and also everyone is wearing a pokmon mask. And the men are all wearing suits. And the women are wearing.. nothing? hmm.

As soon as you enter, every head turns around and they just... stare. They stare at you.
Jesus christ how horrifying.

What do?

>Grab a snack
>Find PKMN Fan Club President
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away
>Write in

——-
Gonna call it a night. I feel like we almost got anything done today ;P