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Sixteen years ago, the warrior race known as the Saiyans were annexed into Emperor Freeza’s army. Since that fateful day the Saiyans have more than earned their title of warrior race. proving their might as Freeza’s most powerful soldiers, annexing hundreds of worlds in the name of Emperor Freeza. After the now-legendary Siege of New Salda broke the might of the Covenant’s empire, none have dared to openly challenge the PTO’s military superiority. Many systems have fallen in line, dozens upon dozens of worlds surrendering without a fight.

Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest, currently Age 747. You the players control Karn, a Saiyan with a base powerlevel of 6,700,800, a general in Lord Freeza’s army, husband and mate to Meloka, father of many, champion of New Salda, wielder of the Stand Dragon Force, and as “The Dragon of New Salda” you are the unbroken symbol of the PTO’s might across the stars. But for now peace has come to the Saiyan race, unlike any they’ve ever known. But how long will this hard-earned peace last?

Character Sheet, powerlevels, and other pastebins: https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQM
Archive link: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest

Quest rules:
>20 minute votes, 3 votes minimum to proceed
>Only first 3 correctly rolled die count, best of 3 wins
>If any two roll posts are within the same second, they will be counted as one roll and I’ll take the higher number(s)
>When votes are given, DO NOT pick every option. Pick -ONE- option, unless stated otherwise
>Crits are nat 100, unless otherwise noted(a 99 may net you an extra bonus)
>Crit fails will count ONLY if a 1 is rolled and no roll passes the DC, OR two 1s are rolled
>Two 1s will OVERRIDE a 100, resulting in a catastrophic crit failure
>I hold final say on any/all decisions
>Write-ins are both allowed and encouraged, but can and will be shut down at my discretion
>I can change any of the above rules at any time for any reason whatsoever
>Have fun

Quest will usually start every Saturday at 11am EST, and run throughout the entire weekend. Also, for updates or schedule changes follow me on twitter @GrandDragonQM

Current Arc: The Price of Peace

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qjLg
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>>3631073
Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

One week after Slug’s failed invasion and the passing of the late Guardian, Karn visited with King Vegeta only to find him locked in his Gravity Chamber alone. After giving Vegeta the inspiration he needed, Karn received a dire warning from his old ally, Joseph Joestar, who was under Hive attack. Taking his daughter Caulifla, wielder of thr Stand Triumph along via Instant Transmission, Karn and his daughter traveled to the Joestar ship. Triumph healed both Jotaro and Polnareff, another Stand user Karn had never met, and with everyone’s efforts managed to clear the ship of tje infestation. Once back on New Salda, however, Karn received a shock seeing Chilli in a new astral form, leaving his old body behind. As we rejoin Karn, Raven has put Chilli back inside his own body and your son has finally gotten his feet under him.

“I’m tired.” he says, Megumin doing her best to support him as he leans against her.
“Go and rest.” Raven says, opening a portal into your room then grabbing him with her power. “You’ll need to sleep, and let your body and mind recover. We’ll have a lot to discuss, once you wake up.”
“Kay.” he says tiredly, Megumin letting go as Raven lifts him through and into the bed. He’s out before she even lays him down, snoring slightly as Meloka steps through and lays Caulifla down as well. Raven then closes the portal, opening another one to the depths of the former Guardian’s ship and stepping through, closing it behind her. You watch as Megumin then turns to her bigger friend, stomping over to her and grabbing her by the collar.
“What the hell were you thinking?!” Megumin shouts in her face, violently shaking the older girl. “You coulda killed him with that! What kinda moron uses Cursed Lightning against someone who can’t use magic?!!”

“I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” Yunyun pleads, Megumin getting more worked up. “Please stop shaking me!”
“Oh, I’ll stop alright!” Megumin shouts, shoving Yunyun away and grabbing her staff from the ground, magic circle appearing beneath her feet. “Darkness, darker than dark and blacker than black.”
“EEEP!!” Yunyun shouts, and in a golden flash vanishes. You can’t sense her anywhere, she must have fled home.
“Yeah, you better run!” Megumin shouts into the air, a moment later you hearing a familiar shout.
“Daddy!!” you hear, turning and seeing Chaya dashing towards you all, another young girl in tow. The newcomer is surprisingly smaller than even Megumin, almost looking malnourished in her odd military uniform. Wait, Chaya had a fight today, did she bring home another one? But as Chaya stops, no longer dragging the girl along, you watch surprised as she nearly collapses.
cont
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>>3631076
“Hey kiddo.” you say, catching yout daughter and hugging her. She squeezes back, then after a moment releases you, asking what happened with Chilli. “No idea, you should ask Megumin. She saw the whole thing.”

“Meguuu!” Chaya pleads, Megumin beginning her explanation of what happened. As they talk, however, you watch as the new young girl struggles to remain upright. New Salda’s gravity seems to be too much for her, you taking a half-step forward to help her as she begins muttering to herself. A second or so later suddenly your instincts scream at you in warning, the gravity seemingly no longer affecting her. She raises upright effortlessly, but upon seeing you freezes in place for a moment, eyes wide in surprise. She then snaps to attention, saluting and addressing you.

“Major Tanya Degurechaff, mage battalion commander of the Fatherland, of Freeza Planet 1037!” she shouts, movements crisp. You wouldn’t have believed she was struggling in this gravity a moment ago, had you not seen it with your own eyes. Something about her is setting off your instincts, warning you of danger surrounding her.
“At ease.” you say with a dismissive wave, the girl seeming to relax. But your instincts tell you she’s tense, like a predator ready to pounce on unsuspecting prey. Everyone is now looking at her, the young soldier seemingly uncomfortable under so many unfamiliar gazes, a level of uncertainty behind her golden eyes as everyone stares at her. Everyone except for Chaya, who grabs Megumin and again asks her what happened. As Megumin explains what Chilli did, the young soldier looks to you curiously, studying you. “Tanya, right?”
“Yes sir!” she says, again saluting.
“Okay, enough of the formalities.” you say, again waving her at ease. “Just speak normally.”

“Very well sir.” she says, dropping the salute. “So. are the rumors true?”
“Rumors?” you ask her. “What rumord?”
“That you’re the strongest.” she says. “People say that you’re actually stronger than Freeza himself. Are you?”

Well?
>No. He’s the strongest in this universe
>Until he masters his Golden form, yes, I am
>I’ve never actually won a fight against him. At least, not yet
>It’s hard to say,
>Why do you want to know?
>Other(write in)
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>>3631077
forgot to add:
30 minute vote
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>>3631077
>It’s hard to say,
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>>3631077
>It's neck and neck. Neither of us are anywhere near our limits, so who knows.
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>>3631102
Support
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>>3631077
>It's neck and neck. Neither of us are anywhere near our limits, so who knows.
INFINITE POTENTIAL
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Rolled 3, 52, 40 = 95 (3d100)

>>3631102
>>3631101
>>3631129
>>3631130
It's neck and neck. Neither of us are anywhere near our limits, so who knows wins it. Writing
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>>3631135
>those rolls
alright, who's jobbing this time?
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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>3631135
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

don't mind me, just testing my luck before needing to roll
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>>3631077
“Hmmm. Well, to be honest, it’s neck and neck.” you say to the young soldier, who seems a bit surprised by your open admission, you gazing past her and smiling, remembering all the time you’ve spent with him. A moment later you remember yourself, shaking your head slightly and turning your gaze back down to her. “But neither of us are anywhere near our limits yet, and I have no intentions of slowing down anytime soon. So who knows?”
“I see.” she says, smiling more like a girl her age. “Then I guess you really aren’t planning a rebellion then.”
“Wait, what?” you ask her, confused. “A rebellion?”
“It’s a rumor I’ve been hearing for the past few months.” she says, seeming genuinely relieved. “But I’m glad to hear it was just that; a rumor and nothing more.”

“Right.” you say, turning away slightly and wondering. Who would be starting such a rumor? And why? A few moments pass, Megumin describing the form Chilli took to your daughter as you turn back to the. “So, Tanya. I take it you were Chaya’s opponent today?”
“Yes. I gave it my best, but it seems I was no match.” Tanya says, sounding disappointed. But your instincts tell you she isn’t telling the entire truth. She’s hiding something, but you’re not sure what. “I hit her with some of my strongest attacks, and she swatted them aside without going into her final form. I didn’t stand a chance.”
“So, I guess Chaya left you in pretty rough shape, huh?” you say, the young soldier nodding. “So she brought you here and already had you healed up by the time I got back. Damn, and I was going to try and watch her match today.”
“We could always have another one here for you?” she asks, you shaking your head.

“It’s not for me, but for her.” you say, the two of you watching Megumin and Chaya excitedly talking about what cool new powers Chilli may have unlocked. But before you say anything else, another trio finally catches up to you.
“There you are!” Joseph shouts, huffing as he and his compatriots arrive. “You took outta there so quick, I’d thought we were under attack again.”
“Again?” Tanya asks him, Joseph now noticing the short girl by your side. He seems to recognize her, eyes narrowing. “What do you mean, again?”
“Oh, I meant nothing by it little girl.” Joseph says, walking up to you and laying his arm over your shoulder. “Trouble just seems to find us wherever we go. But say, do you happen to know a Colonel von Stroheim?”
“No, should I?” she asks, Joseph shaking his head and laughing.
“Nevermind. Just an old man’s scattered thoughts.” he says, then turns back to you, letting you go. “And it seems we’re grounded here, at least until our ship is repaired. You know of any good places to stay around here?

Well?
>Your ship still has an open room or two
>The city’s visitor lodgings
>They have their own ship
>The palace has guest rooms
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3631238
>>Your ship still has an open room or two
imagine the tech upgrades stroheim could give the saiyans if we ever found him
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>Your ship still has an open room or two
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>>3631238
>Your ship still has an open room or two
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>>3631263
>>3631264
>>3631270
Your ship still has an open room or two wins it, roll me a 2d100.
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Rolled 67, 12 = 79 (2d100)

>>3631283
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Rolled 1, 9 = 10 (2d100)

>>3631283
YEEART!
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Rolled 96, 43 = 139 (2d100)

>>3631283
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Rolled 6, 24 = 30 (2d100)

>>3631283
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>>3631321
Well, that's me done for today, goodnight everyone.
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>>3631286
>>3631321
>>3631322
96/100, 43/100. Interesting, writing
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>>3631238
“No need to go looking, my ship’s still got open rooms.” you say to the trio. “You can stay with us.”
“Really? Thanks a million, I owe you one.” Joseph says, again throwing an arm around your shoulders, then whispering in your ear. “Between you and me, the rent places in the city charge are just insane. It’d break the bank in a week.”
“Don’t worry about it.” you say, carefully patting Joseph’s back while Tanya stares on, her face unreadable. “Our guys’ll get your ship space worthy again. And what about you?”
“What about me?” she asks you, face still unreadable. “Chaya brought you here, but do you need to head on back? Or will you be staying here for now?”

“Well, I do need to check back in with command...” she says after a moment’s thought, you nodding to her. “Alright, you can use my ship’s comms to get in contact, see what they say and we’ll go from there.”
“Very well.” she says, arm twitching as she has to actively stop herself from saluting. How long has she been a soldier for that action to be a reflex?
“Hey kiddo, we’re heading to the ship.” you say, Megumin and Chaya turning to you. “You two coming?”
“In a bit!” Chaya says, her and Megumin back to discussing something privately. You’re curious as to what they’re talking about, but you’ve got other things to do.
“Alright, just don’t stay out too late.” you tell her, holding a hand down to Tanya. “C’mon, let’s go.”
“Huh?” she asks, looking between your face and hand. “What’re you talking about?”
“Instant Transmission.” you say, Jotaro and Polnareff each laying a hand on Joseph, as his hand is still on your shoulder. “Just hold on tight.”

“Alright.” she sighs out after a moment, reaching out and grabbing your left hand while you touch your forehead with two fingers of your right. You focus, zeroing in on Meloka’s ki. It takes you a few seconds, but you do it, teleporting from the plains to the inside of your ship. Meloka starts as the group of people suddenly appears, blades appearing in each hand as she drops into a defensive stance.
“Who go-Oh, hey hun.” Meloka says, relaxing and banishing her blades. “Joseph, Jotaro. You.”
“Greetings, Mademoiselle.” Polnareff says, taking a fancy bow. Meloka’s eye twitches at this but says nothing, you looking back and forth between them, confused. Have they met somewhere before?
cont
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>>3631475
“And who’re you?” Meloka asks Tanya, ignoring the Stand user. Tanya’s eyes widen at Meloka’s look, you feeling a small shake in her hand before releasing you, saluting.
“Major Tanya Degurechaff, mage battalion commander of the Empire, Freeza Planet 1037!” she shouts, snapping to an attentive salute. “It is an honor to be here, ma’am!”
“Hmm, at ease Major.” Meloka replies, standing back upright. The young major is slightly shorter than your wife, Tanya visibly sighing out in relief as Meloka backs up. “So, Chaya brought you back here, huh?”
“Yes ma’am.” she says, nodding once. Meloka nods back, the two seemingly coming to a wordless understanding before she turns to you. “So, general: where’s the comm system?”

Well?
>I’ll show you, follow me Tanya
>Give her directions to it, she doesn’t need an escort
>Meloka, would you show her to the bridge?
>Other(write in)
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>>3631514
>>Meloka, would you show her to the bridge?
We should ask Meloka what her take on Tanya is later.
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>>3631514
>I’ll show you, follow me Tanya
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>>3631514
>>Give her directions to it, she doesn’t need an escort
Hey, could we ask Bane to check her for us? Y'know, do a sith trick just to make sure she isn't up to anything?
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>>3631514
>>Meloka, would you show her to the bridge?
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>>3631531
nice thinking, seconding asking bane if it's something possible
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>>3631514
>Meloka, would you show her to the bridge?
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>>3631522
>>3631530
>>3631531
>>3631536
>>3631546
>>3631557
Meloka, would you show her to the bridge and Bane write in wins it. Writing.
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This update is taking a bit longer than I’d thought, and have to rewrite several paragraphs. Will be another 20-30 minutes before it’s out
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>>3631852
shame it's taking so long, this is one of the most interesting threads this year
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>>3631852
So long as you post something you feel satisfied with, you can take as long as you need. No need to apologise.
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>>3631852
Don't worry. I'll reee at you either way.
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>>3631514
“Meloka, would you show her to the bridge?” you ask your wife, Meloka mmm-hmming and turning back to Tanya.
“Come on, I’ll take you.” Meloka says, turning and walking from the room. Tanya follows her without hesitation, the two walking off down the hall. You watch them go, then turn back to the Stand users.
“Alright, c’mon guys. Let’s get you room set up.” you say, leading the three Stand users the other way down the hall. You lead them to what was at one point Raven’s room, before the witch moved her things into the former Guardian’s home and took up residence there. You go into storage, pulling three spare beds and bringing them to the room. You see Jotaro’s already taken his bag off, claiming the far corner of the room across from the door and leaning against it. But once you bring the beds in the three all get them set up, then collapsing into them.

“I don’t know about you guys, but that’s enough excitement for one day.” Joseph says, setting his hat over his face.
“Good grief.” Jotaro mutters, sitting up in his bed while leaned against the wall, pulling his hat down as well. You look then to Polnareff, who is already snoring and chuckle. Leaving without another word you go to your own room as well, stripping down before getting into bed yourself. A few minutes later, as you’re drifting off to sleep Meloka joins you, laying her head on your chest as the the two of you rest. It had been a surprisingly eventful day, and you need your rest. You both are asleep in minutes, sleeping peacefully until another unexpected meeting.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkgSOy-S-eU

“Greetings, Karn.” Towa says, you turning to see the demon princess. “There is something we need to talk about.”
“Hey, what’s going on?” you ask, her worried demeanor catching you by surprise. She’s not usually this worried, something bad must be going down. “What’s wrong?”
“Death is coming to New Salda.” she says, flooring you. Wait, what? “In one year’s time, New Salda will once again come under heavy attack. And if you continue as you are, you won’t make it.”

“Alright, so what are we up against this time? The Covenant trying another attack?” you ask, Towa showing you a familiar-seeming pink creature from her crystal ball. You watch as Vegeta and several other Super Saiyans, with a familiar green alien battle it out, but none can come close to matching it’s power. “The hell is that?”
“That, is Hatchiyak.” Towa says, frowning. “The Tuffle race’s final revenge against the Saiyans. It is a machine fueled by hate, the souls of every being with hate in their hearts for the Saiyans powering it. And what you’re seeing now is only a fraction of it’s power.”
cont
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>>3631985
“Wait, what?” you ask, watching it tank Vegeta’s Final Flash without so much as a scratch. “How?”
“In the timeline you’re seeing, the Saiyan race was nearly wiped out ten years before now.” she says. “And there were less than a half-dozen survivors. Yet in that time, with so few Saiyans left it managed to reach this level of power.”
“And with how many missions my people have been on since...” you say, getting it. This thing is going to be dangerous. “So what do we do?”
“I can’t do any more.” Towa says, you seeing the genuine worry in her face. “If I do more, the Time Patrol may catch on, and help that monster. That may be the damnable Kai’s plan, to let something from your own timeline wipe you all out.”
“Well, now that I know, we can prepare.” you say, hugging Towa to you. She clings back, you having to go Super Saiyan to avoid being crushed. “Let Vegeta know as well, and we can prepare without letting the Supreme Kai of Time know we know what’s coming. How long do we have?”
“One year today.” she says, giving you a kiss before releasing you. “You only have one year in your time to prepare.”

As she says this the darkness once again begins to crack around you, time’s up.

“Be safe.” she says, and then you’re awake. Looking around, everyone around you is still asleep. You feel your wife’s head still on your chest, Meloka seemingly having not moved. You smile at her, then look over to your children, Chaya surprising you by being unusually absent. Perhaps she’s off with her newest friend? But as you lay there, you begin getting suspicious.
“Hey Bane, can you hear me?” you think to the spectre, the ancient Sith appearing beside your bed.
“That’s Darth Bane.” he says, glaring down at you. “And why are you calling on me?”
“That girl, Tanya.” you tell him, trying to phrase your thoughts properly. “Something’s off with her. I want you to keep an eye on her for me.”
“So I’m your spy, now?” he asks, smirking. “Such is the nature of things, I suppose. Very well.”

And then Bane is gone, you assuming he’s off doing your bidding. But instead of getting up and immediately diving into training, you take a few moments to think. You have one year of training before that monster arrives on New Salda, and it has power. You need to be strong enough to take that thing down. But how? You’ve got ten hours or so time for training a day, if you set aside of course time for your family, and eating, sleep and whatnot. But with so many options for training, what will you do first?

What training will you start your mornings with?
>votes in next post, damn post limits
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>>3631987
>only 1 year till we have too deal with raichi bullshit
Well fuck this is gonna be bad, I imagine what we should focus on is getting ascended berserker under control as well as get our overall base powerlevel up across the board, seems like the fastest way too get our shit together, there's a lot of stuff we can focus on the side, but those two are our primary concerns cause someone's gotta be strong and tanky enough too take on the big bad bastard.
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>>3631987
We need to figure out how to fix our heart.
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>>3631987
For your first early-morning training, you will be spending two hours a day on whatever option you pick. This will be one of the two options you spend the most training time on, so choose wisely.

Pick one:
>Enhanced Gravity Chamber, see how high you can push it
>Enhanced Gravity Chamber plus Gravity Weights, push yourself to the absolute limit
>Focus on mastering your current normal transformations, Super Saiyan and Ascended
>Focus on your Berserker forms, both normal and Ascended
>Work on mastering your melee fighting styles
>Master your Super Ki Blade techniques with both Su Ma and Djem So
>Focus on training your oldest kids, they’ll need to be ready to fight
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3632001
>>3632008
Yeah agreed. Controlling Ascended Berserker, PL Gain, Fixing Our Heart, is our biggest issues right now.
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>>3632008
Anon even that is secondary, right now we simply need too get stronger fundamentally before we worry about long term shit, cause as is even with a fixed heart we are fucked against him right now, so we need too get stronger first and foremost.
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>>3632021
>>Focus on mastering your current normal transformations, Super Saiyan and Ascended
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>>3632021
>>Focus on your Berserker forms, both normal and Ascended
We NEED Ascended Berserker. Without it we're fucked.
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>>3632021
>>Focus on your Berserker forms, both normal and Ascended
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>>3632029
This.
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>>3632028
Dude no, you just heard Towa, Super Saiyan and Ascended Saiyan isn't enough, we won't gain any more power from those, and our control over them is still 80%+. We need Ascended Berserker under control for Ascended Berserker Champion, more PL, and our heart fixed. Everything else is secondary and Normal SS/AS is not even that.
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>>3632021
>>Focus on your Berserker forms, both normal and Ascended
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Oh my vote for part two is get our family together, generally try too raise everyone's base powerlevel including our own, as we need multiple groups too get all the destron machines asap since those fuck saiyans up.
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>>3632034
Or, hear me out, we train both so we can get Legendary 3 later on.
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>>3632048
...Dude. Legendary 3 isn't on the table in a single year, and if we focus on on Legendary 1 and 2 now, we won't live long enough to get Legendary 3. Do you hear me?
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>tfw your waifu is a time-traveling time-seeress and she only gives you a year of uptime for the extinction event
This is why you'll always be second fiddle, Towa.
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>>3632048
Nobody cares right this second about later on. We have one year till nefarious is up in our shit again and we need too focus on git gud enough too not eat shit when he arrives.
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Times like this, wish we could fuse with our wife.
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>>3632021
>Focus on your Berserker forms, both normal and Ascended
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>>3632021
>Focus on your Berserker forms, both normal and Ascended
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>>3632021
So for the ghost thing and hatred. The hatred only applies to the living right? And we won't have to deal with the ghost of Trigon coming back either, right.....right?

Also is The Bitch [Coolers] hatred gonna be added on to? Cause that'll cause a bit of strife.
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>>3632028
>>3632029
>>3632030
>>3632031
>>3632037
>>3632083
>>3632115
Focus on your Berserker forms, both normal and Ascended wins it. Writing.
>no rolls for training yet, they will be called for when training begins wrapping up.
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>>3632021
>Focus on your Berserker forms, both normal and Ascended.
I'd go for the weights, but we can't wear ourselves out that early in the day
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>>3632130
Hey GD, I know in character that the zoldyck family services cost quite a bit but with Saiyan fund's would it be possible to purchase them for protection during the event. Silvia's not too tough, but Zeno was about Majin Buu tier right? I'm sure that more allies would help us for when shit hits the fan
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>>3632173
>Zeno being Majin Buu Tier
No, he wasn't, he's good but not NEARLY that good. Nobody alive, as of now, is that good.
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>>3632186
Really? I thought it was mentioned in one of the earlier threads that Zeno and Aku were just a tad below Buu
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>>3632191
No, zeno was Cooler tier I think and Aku was King Cold tier, I don't remember which form.
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>>3632221
Huh. Either way they're both strong enough to be of use in the coming battle.
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>>3632191
Zeno is 1 billion PL peak iirc? something around that
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>>3632021
With you aware your time is now limited and your first training of the day decided, you can’t wait in bed any longer. Motivated by the impending battle you get up, dressing quickly in your training suit.

“Mrrrmmm, Karn?” Meloka asks drowsily, raising her head off the bed. “Waas goin’ on?”
“Getting ready to train.” you say, then thinking to Meloka. “We’ve got a problem.”

You tell her about the coming threat Towa warned you of, it waking your wife up faster than a bucket of water to the face. Her face pales, eyes widening in surprise as she begins to comprehend the coming threat. She gets out of bed, dressing as well to begin her training as well. Once dressed you both leave the ship, not waking the kids and stretching in the early dawn sunshine. But to your surprise, someone else is out this early.

“Jotaro?” you ask, the Stand user standing knee-deep in the water. He doesn’t seem to hear you, you taking a step closer and suddenly he’s gone!
“Karn.” he says from behind you, you nearly swinging at him in shock. Forcing yourself to calm down you turn slowly, a small grin on the stoic man’s face. “Mornin’.”
“Mornin’ yourself, I nearly had a heart attack.” you say, heart still racing. “What the hell?”
“I’ve been practicing with Za Warudo’s power.” he says, seeming proud. “I can hold time stopped for well over a minute now.”
“Impressive.” you say. “And I can tell you haven’t been skipping your own training as well, Jotaro. I didn’t notice it before, but your own power is higher than it was last time. Glad you’ve taken my advice to heart.”
“Well, in hindsight it was pretty obvious.” he says, putting his hands in his pockets. “So, what are you doing up this early?”

“Training.” you reply, flashing up to your Berserker form. “I have another form beyond this one, but I can’t control it and rampage wildly. So I have to master this one first, and hope it will help me control it.”
“So what you’re saying is, you can’t unleash this form because no one can withstand it?” Jotaro asks, Star Platinum appearing between you two. “Go ahead, Star Platinum will be your training partner.”
“What?” Meloka asks, unable to see his Stand. “You idiot, he’ll kill you in seconds.”
“As long as he doesn’t use Dragon Force, I’ll be fine.” Jotaro says. “Only a Stand can hurt another Stand. I could tell you where it is, and you could attack it all day and never even scratch him. And if Karn gets too close to me, I can simply stop time and get away.”
“Alright, I’m in.” you say, clenching your fists as you release your restraints. “Let’s do this!”
cont
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>>3632328
...Damn that's true. So long as we don't nuke the planet Star Platinum's the perfect training partner for us. I never thought of that.
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>>3632328
>I can tell you where it is.

.... As a stand user can't we see it?
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>>3632373
Never mind. Hes talking to meloka. My reading comprehension is shit.
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>>3632328
“GRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!” you roar, unleashing your full Berserker power. Energy radiates out from your body, vision going red as the rage consumes you. All you can see is the figures standing before you, as if they can stop you. You’ll slaughter them!! “RRRRRAAAAAAA!!”

“Star Platinum: Za Warudo!” one shouts, vanishing as you charge headlong at the one still there. You’ll find the other one later, after you kill this one!
“ORA!!” the blue figure shouts, swinging a fist. You match it’s swing, your fist several times it’s size. It cannot withstand your power, the fighter sent flying backwards. But before you can pursue, it vanishes. You look around in confusion, spotting both of them over your right shoulder. With a roar you again charge, rushing the blue fighter. You battle with him until your strength begins to fail, your energy dropping further and further as you battle before you’re left panting in exhaustion, dropping down to a knee as the Ascended, and even normal Berserker form both wear off.

“Damn, gotta admit, you’ve gotten a lot better.” you say to Jotaro, who is also left panting on the ground, Star Platinum hovering defensively. “Your own skills have really improved.”
“Su-Such power.” Jotaro pants out in exhaustion, trying to recover from your match as well. “And I thought you were strong before.”
“Well, Karn did say he wouldn’t stop getting stronger.” a familiar girl’s voice calls out casually, you turning in surprise to see both Tanya and your daughter dropping back down. Both look like they’ve been off training, Tanya wearing an unfamiliar set of gear and flightsuit. “I don’t know why you’re surprised.”

“Mornin’ kiddo, Tanya.” you say, pushing yourself to your feet. “What’ve you two been up to this early?”
“It’s a secret!” Chaya says to you with a mischievous grin. You just shake your head and chuckle, pushing yourself unsteadily to your feet.
“Okay, I won’t pry.” you say, walking over to Jotaro and offering him a hand up. “C’mon, it’s time for breakfast.”

Everyone goes back into the ship, enjoying yet another fantastic feast from Silver. Everyone enjoys a great meal, you recovering your strength from the morning’s training. But as the meal finishes up you look over to Meloka, just now realizing something: Has she been Super Saiyan 3 the entire time?
cont
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>>3632602
“Hey hun?” you ask, Meloka turning and “hmm”ing. “How long have you been transformed?”
“Since you and Jotaro started fighting.” she says, finishing the last of her meal and helping young Maz and Kayle wipe their faces. “Gotta say, watching you punch the air for two hours was a little strange.”
“Two hours?” both you and Jotaro ask, Meloka nodding. You’re impressed, she can hold that form for two whole hours, and still keep it going? Just how long can she go?
“You never cease to amaze me”. you say, wrapping Meloka in your arms and kissing your wife. She returns it eagerly, Jotaro leaving the room. Noisily.

“What’s his problem?” Broly asks as Jotaro leaves, you shrugging. Maybe he had someone back home he cared for, or a lover who left him? But that’s none of your concern, you have more immediate, important concerns. Such as which training you’ll dive into next?

Well?(pick one)
>Work on mastering your hand-to-hand fighting styles, greater skill can overcome a lack of power
>Master your Su Ma and Djem So Super Ki Blade techniques, become more adept with your blade
>Work on mastering your current ki attacks, and making them more damaging for less cost
>Spend time developing some new techniques, having a few new tricks never hurts
>Focus on training the older children, they need to be ready to fight for their lives
>Other(write in)

QM NOTE

This next one-hour training slot will be for lesser, but still important training. Your schedule for training so far is:

Time - Training

-2- Berserk/Ascended
Breakfast
-1- ___________
-2- ___________
-1- ___________
Lunch
-1- ___________
-2- ___________
-1- ___________
Dinner
-1-
Sleep
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>>3632606
>>Getting your Heart fixed. You can't afford to have it act up in the upcoming attack.
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>>3632606
>Try out some new techniques with Dragon Force
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>>3632611
THIS
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>>3632611
This if possible. Ask Raven and co.
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>>3632611
This will be a special event later, but you can try to push it forward to now if you want.
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>>3632606
>Master your Su Ma and Djem So Super Ki Blade techniques, become more adept with your blade
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>>3632606
>Master your Su Ma and Djem So Super Ki Blade techniques, become more adept with your blade

Work with Bane. Who knows if we roll well, maybe hell even teach us some force skills.
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>>3632606
>Master your Su Ma and Djem So Super Ki Blade techniques, become more adept with your blade
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>>3632611
>>3632620
>>3632625
>>3632636
Since GD has said it'll be a special event, maybe change your votes to something else? We need training time.
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>>3632606
>>Work on mastering your current ki attacks, and making them more damaging for less cost
Always go for efficiency.
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>>3632606
>>Focus on training the older children, they need to be ready to fight for their lives
Train the kids. Hopefully get Chilli SS2 and help Broly with his own forms.
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>Master your Su Ma and Djem So Super Ki Blade techniques, become more adept with your blade
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>>3632611
>>3632618
>>3632625
>>3632645
>>3632653
>>3632654
>>3632658
>>3632665
>>3632680
Master your Su Ma and Djem So Super Ki Blade techniques, become more adept with your blade wins it. Writing.
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>>3632606
Once you’re finished with breakfast, you then head out, finding a secluded spot in the woods and call forth for the Sith Lord bound to you.

“Yes?” he asks, seeming rather bored. “You want me to no longer observe the transitional being?”
“Transitional?” you ask him, not understanding. “What do you mean?”
“That soldier, she is not of this world.” he says, seeming to be slightly concerned as he talks. “Whatever she draws her power from, it is not natural. Ki, Force, magic, Stands, all are natural powers, originating in this mortal realm. But the power coursing through her is something else. In all my years, I have never felt anything like it. Something is wrong with that young girl.”
“So I guess my suspicions were correct.” you say, hand to your chin, thinking. “Something seemed off about her. I’ll have to keep an eye on her while she’s here.”

“So why am I out here?” he asks you pointedly, you shaking your head. “Shouldn’t I still be observing her then?”
“No, its fine for now.” you say. “She’s under careful watch right now. Raven won’t let any funny business interrupt her training sessions with the kids.”
“But you’re still letting her stay?” he asks you pointedly. “Why? Why not just send her on her way? That’d be one less problem on your plate, and with what’s coming your way you have no lack of problems.”
“Yeah, she could potentially cause some trouble.” you say, then smile. “The same could have been said of Ubo, Megumin, Raven, Emilia, and all the others I’ve taken in over the years. Just because someone could cause you trouble doesn’t mean they will. If you live your life afraid of what people are capable of, all you’ll ever make are enemies. No matter how strong you are, you can’t do everything by yourself. Everyone needs friends, or at least allies.”

Bane doesn’t react, just looking at you like you’d look at Ubo if he suddenly grew a second head and another set of arms.

“So, was that all?” he finally asks you, after several moments of silence. “Or did you want something else?”
“Yeah, I do.” you reply, activating your Super Ki Blade. “Let’s get to work.”
cont
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>>3632803
>“Yeah, she could potentially cause some trouble.” you say, then smile. “The same could have been said of Ubo, Megumin, Raven, Emilia, and all the others I’ve taken in over the years. Just because someone could cause you trouble doesn’t mean they will. If you live your life afraid of what people are capable of, all you’ll ever make are enemies. No matter how strong you are, you can’t do everything by yourself. Everyone needs friends, or at least allies.”
And if the Sith had ever actually learned this lesson they would have conquered the Galaxy and slew the Jedi alooooong time ago.
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>>3632809
Reminder only one Sith Lord was confirmed to not be a mad cunt and suspiciously never had to deal with Jedi up in his shit.
They are not known for rational thinking.
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>>3632820
I mean, if you can still count him as a true Sith Lord, Revan was fucking dope. Karn also acts quite similarly to him, in a lot of ways.
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>>3632803
You have Darth Bane begin once again instructing you on the lethal techniques of the Djem So form. With his ethereal form projected in your mind appearing by you, he’s able to walk you through his powerful and highly-lethal sword fighting techniques. With each technique he teaches you, he then conjures up an opponent for you, and demonstrates what his techniques would do to an opponent. As you move through the attacks, his conjured fighters die in sprays of phantom blood. But to your surprise, Djem So isn’t all he can teach, the Sith also knowing the Su Ma style.

“I may not prefer this fighting style, but knowledge is power. And if you know how an opponent will move and attack: you can predict their moves and strike them down.” he tells you, performing a complicated twisting, flipping maneuver and slicing another of his conjured swordsmen to ribbons in seconds. “Too much wasted effort. True, it is great for overwhelming a single slower opponent, or avoiding damage from a large force or giant enemy trying to kill you. But against a talented fighter, it leaves too many openings that can get you killed.”

After training your swordsmanship with Bane you prepare to head back, when suddenly you hear a massive explosion in the distance. You turn towards it, blasting off without hesitation. It only takes you seconds to arrive, seeing a confusing sight.

“Come on, is that all you’ve got?!” Broly shouts tauntingly into a dust cloud, lightning dancing around his Ascended Berserker form. He’s panting with his arms outstretched, did he unleash a Final Flash? Staring into the cloud as it settles, you see Ubo standing tall, the giant having tanked the blast. “I, can still, nrgh!”

At this Broly drops down to a knee, aura fading as his body shrinks, returning back to normal. You slowly drop down as Ubo walks over, holding his hand down to your boy. Broly sighs in frustration, taking Ubo’s hand and letting himself be pulled back to his feet.

“Well done.” Ubo says, as he hauls your son upright. “That was good.”
“Thanks.” Broly says, you landing and both turning to you. “Dad?”
“Hey Broly, how’s the training going?” you ask, your son smiling.
“It’s going well Dad.” he says. “I’ve finally figured out how to use it. To use my Ascended power.”
cont
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>>3632879
>“It’s going well Dad.” he says. “I’ve finally figured out how to use it. To use my Ascended power.”
Our son is surpassing us! I'm proud but its way too soon! We need to double down on Ascended Berserker.
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>>3632879
I'm so fucking proud. I can't wait till he's truly at maximum power Level and surpasses is in every way!
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>>3632926
Watch him master Primal Berserker before us. So goddamn proud of him.
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>>3632926
Broly truly is Karn's son. He will surpass us, sooner than we think... He's going to be an absolute monster in the ToP. He's what Gohan should have been to Goku.
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>>3632879
“Oh, really?” you ask, intrigued. Has he made some sort of breakthrough? “And how’s that?”
“Like this!” he says, standing and going Berserk. “Ready?”
“Ready.” you reply, going Super Saiyan and taking your stance. “Come at me whenever you’re ready.”
“Alright, let’s go!” he shouts, dashing at you. You prepare to block, Broly readying a heavy right when suddenly you feel his powerlevel skyrocket, and before you’re ready his fist slams into your back. As soon as his attack connects, sending you flying, you feel his power immediately drop, returning to his normal Berserker level. Wait, did he just-?
“Heh, not bad.” you mutter, reorienting yourself as Broly again charges straight at you. But this time you dash at him as well, anticipating what he’ll do. And sure enough, as he closes in his power shoots skyward, going for your back once again. He should know better than that, you’ll have to teach him a lesson. And as he again swings for your back you move, your tail wrapping around and catching his arm.

“Wait, what?” Broly shouts confused, you slinging him away.
“Too predictable.” you say to your son, as he flips backwards several times before reorienting on you. “You can’t go for the same attack over and over just because it worked once. That’s a good way for a clever opponent to hurt you, or even kill you,”
“R-Right.” he says, reverting back to his base form with a sigh before looking back up to you. “But what do you think? I can’t hold control of it for very long, but for just a few seconds it could make all the difference.”

Well? What do you say?
>Clever, well done my son
>It’s a good way to save your stamina, especially with how rough the form is on your body
>How did you come up with this idea?
>That’s not really mastering it though
>Other(write in)
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>>3632997
>>It’s a good way to save your stamina, especially with how rough the form is on your body
>>That’s not really mastering it though
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>>3632997
>>It’s a good way to save your stamina, especially with how rough the form is on your body
>>That’s not really mastering it though

Its a clever trick, and it does help, but its not even close to really mastering it.
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>>3632997
>It’s a good way to save your stamina, especially with how rough the form is on your body
>That’s not really mastering it though
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>>3632997
Tell broly how fucking proud we are of him!
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>>3633049
That’s a given.
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>>3633049
Give him the Saiyan forearm clasp so that he may pass into adulthood.
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>>3633013
>>3633019
>>3633027
>>3633049
>>3633065
It’s a good way to save your stamina, especially with how rough the form is on your body and That’s not really mastering it though both win. Roll me a 3d100.
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Rolled 7, 73, 84 = 164 (3d100)

>>3633082
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Rolled 9, 57, 79 = 145 (3d100)

>>3633082
HERE WE GOOOOOO!
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Rolled 72, 79, 98 = 249 (3d100)

>>3633082
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>>3633087
>>3633089
>>3633090
72/100, 79/100, 98/100. Clutch roll wins it, writing.
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>>3633108
Together broly we will go even...further....beyond!!
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>>3632997
“I won’t lie and say I’m not impressed Broly.” you say, ruffling your son’s hair and smiling down at him. “It’s a very good way to save your stamina, especially with how rough the form is on your body. I’m surprised you came up with it though.”
“Huh? Why’s that?” he asks you, looking confused. “I thought it was really clever.”
“It may be a good way to fight with power you can’t truly handle, or to save your stamina without exhausting yourself immediately, but that’s it.” you say, imparting what you’d learned about this particular technique years ago. “That’s not really mastering it though. It’s an important step, and can help ease you into finally mastering it, but you shouldn’t stop here. Keep pushing how long you can hold it, and before long you’ll truly master it. I know you can do it son.”

“I... I’ll do it!” he says, looking determinedly up to you. “I’ll keep giving it my best, and one day truly master this form!”
“I know you will.” you say, ruffling his hair one final time before taking off up into the air. He transforms again, facing down Ubo as you leave him to continue his training, as your own training calls. No wait, that’s your scouter. Who’s trying to reach you? “Go for Karn.”
“Hey Karn, it’s Daiko.” a familiar voice says, but you can’t quite place it. Thankfully, before it can get awkward the voice identifies itself. “Actually, it’s now Department Head Daiko. I’m now officially in charge of the entire R&D department!”
“Congratulations.” you say, unsure what else to say. “So the old man finally retired?”
“Nah, he passed away earlier this week.” he says. “The old bastard died at his desk, a project none of us understood still sitting there half-finished.”
“Damn, I hate to hear it.” you say, feeling his loss. The old man was crazy, but without his work helping you along the way you would never have made it to where you are now. “He was certainly one of a kind.”

“Yes, but I’m not calling you to talk about him.” he says, excitement in his voice. “I’ve been working on something quite special, for your eyes only. What do you say, want to swing by and give it a go?”

Well?
>Sure, I’ll head on over now
>I’ll be by later this evening, I’m in the middle of training right now
>Maybe some other time
>Before I agree, what is it? I’m not testing a bomb am I?
>Other(write in)
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>>3633414
>>Sure, I’ll head on over now
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>>3633414
>Sure, I’ll head on over now
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>>3633414
>>Sure, I’ll head on over now
RIP Old Man Scientist. You will be missed.
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>>3633414
>Sure, I’ll head on over now
RIP
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>>3633414
>>Sure, I’ll head on over now
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>>3633421
>>3633424
>>3633425
>>3633432
>>3633440
Sure, I’ll head on over now wins it. Well well, here we go. Writing.
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>>3633485
>Well well, here we go.
It's a jape isn't it. One last hurrah to fuck with us. We should have asked what it was first.
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>>3633494
>it's a saibaman
>but then it explodes and out comes the head-honcho-science-man from its corpse
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>>3633414
“Sure, I’ll head on over now.” you say, turning towards his labs and taking off. You have no idea what he could have made in the past few months, what with renovating your ship’s Gravity Chamber and adding those enhanced gravity weights as well. Whatever it is, it couldn’t be something too dangerous. Could it? You fly straight over to the labs, thankfully not having to evade friendly fire this time as you approach. Landing outside, you walk in without incident, several techs you’re unfamiliar with all turning to you.

“Wait, is that-?”
“No way, couldn’t be.”
“Why’s he here?”

“Karn! That was quick!” you hear, turning to your right to the elevators as Daiko emerges, the scientist rushing over to you. “Glad to see you’re as eager as I am! Come, come, this way, this way!”

You’re led into the elevator, Daiko pulling a card from the lanyard on his neck and inserting it into the slot, the elevator descending deep into the underground complex.

“So, what am I walking into?” you ask, Daiko chuckling.
“Now now, I can’t say yet.” he says. “That’d be ruining the surprise, now wouldn’t it?”
“Fine, don’t tell me then.” you say with a sigh. But as the elevator descends, another thought comes to mind. “By the way, what was the old man working on?”
“Here.” he says, pulling out what looks like a simple seamless box and handing it to you. You look at it, the object slightly larger than your combined fists, but you can find no way to open it. “Everyone’s taken a look at it, but no one can open it. And it doesn’t connect to anything here, we’ve already tested it.”
“Tested it, huh?” you say, lifting it up to your ear and shaking it. You hear and feel something heavy rattle inside, you again looking it over. “And he didn’t leave any instructions with it or anything?”

“Well, there was this.” he says, handing you a small holodisk projector. You hold it in one hand, box in the other as it activates, the old man appearing in your hand.
“If you are listening to this, then I am dead.” the old scientist says, chuckling a moment before his body is wracked with painful coughs. “And that means that I wasn’t able to finish my final work. Inside this is my own final prototype, for when your heart is broken and all hope is lost. When you need what is inside, and not simply want it, then and only then will this device open. You know what you must do.”

And with that his hologram vanishes, Daiko taking the disc and putting it back in his pocket.

“His final task for us, an impossible riddle with an unopenable box.” he says, shaking his head. “Now come on, let me show you what I’ve been working on.”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 93 paused-
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>>3633840
And that’s if for tonight, everyone having fun? Ready to see what Daiko’s been working on? Curious about what’s in the box, and what other twists are headed your way? We’ll resume 11am EST, at usual time.
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Ugh. I really DON'T want a tech Heart. That shit isn't capable of dealing with our level bullshit later on. I'd much rather get a Bio/Magical solution then shove a tech heart in our chest. Hopefully we can get something better from another source, cause right now, the old mans gift is the absolute last thing I want.
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>>3633845
Having fun, but sad we missed the old man dying at the table
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>>3633851
I think you're reading "heart" too literally.
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>>3633851
Hey a normal human politician got a weird robo-heart and he almost beat a cyborg-guy who suplexed a 150-ton robot to death with his bare hands.
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>>3633851
I won’t say what it is, because that’s a surprise, but I will say it is not a tech heart.
>>3633855
He was just working away, and slumped face-down onto the table as soon as the recording ended.
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>>3633882
Oh god that sounds like some advance techno-demon magic.
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>>3633882
Is...is it a reverse engineered Holocron?
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>>3633892
>>3633894
You’ll just have to find a way to open it and find out
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>>3633921
The riddle honestly makes me think of one thing;
The Super Saiyan transformation.
Think about it
>heart is broken and all hope is lost
Extreme emotional distress
>when you need what is inside, and not simply want it
Self explanatory
Maybe if we transform while holding the box, it'll react somehow.
Am I off the mark GD?
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>>3633840
>tfw till the riddle I legit thought the old bastard somehow made lightweight katchin as his one last fuck the kais moment
I think I know what it is and i'm impressed you are letting us have that GD, even if it's a damn prototype.
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>>3634140
You need too understand the key is "when all hope is lost", what that has too mean is if it's something that fucks the entire saiyan race beyond what even karn can deal with, also keep in mind it is a prototype and it's for a saiyan too turn shit around. At that point there are only 2 things that can possibly come too mind.
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Obviously he invented the Dragon Marbles.
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>>3634291
What in the Box Anon. WHAT'S IN THE BOX
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>>3634140
Who knows?
>>3634291
>>3634295
Now I’m curious what you all think it is.
>>3634315
Ha.
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>>3634544
>Now I’m curious what you all think it is.
I think you're going to hurt us in this arc, and this is some sort of time cube that will allow karn to train in stopped time and/or go back to the past and prevent everyone we love from dying.
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>>3634544
>Now I’m curious what you all think it is.
I think it's a gravity based weapon, considering so much R&D went into making the training chambers
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>>3634563
I never hurt you, I am your friend >>3634570
>spoiler
Soon
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i think its a get out of jail free card that the QM will use to asspull a deus ex machina when by all rights Karn should be fucking dead. until then what the box does is in a state of quantum flux, only once it is opend will the waveform collapse into a determined effect
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>>3633840
The elevator comes to a stop, door opening into his lab and showing you something quite unexpected. First thing you notice is the power, the being before you at least clocking in the six-digits. But the second, don’t you know who that is?

“Wait, B7?” you ask, the Saldaman nodding. When did he start wearing glasses?
“Hello Karn, it is good to see you again.” the Saldaman says with a smile, catching you completely off-guard. You look between B7 and Daiko, the scientist gesturing for the Saldaman to explain. “For reasons they haven’t quite figured out yet, of all the Saibamen, I haven’t expired. Forgive me, Saldamen. The others that were made later all expired after their set times, but it seems there was some mistake with my genetic coding.”
“How many times must I tell you B7 that you’re not a mistake, but a glorious breakthrough?” Daiko asks, the Saldaman walking with you all as the scientist leads your group deeper in. “All of your parameters were well above expected, and even above the other Saldamen made later. You are one of a kind, B7.”

“Yes, I’m certainly special.” B7 says, perfectly deadpan. “I’m a one-of-a-kind genetic abnormality kept around for the pleasure of these perverts.”
“Woah, what the hell?!” Daiko shouts. “You’re gonna give the general the wrong idea!”
“Too easy.” B7 says, turning to you with a smirk.
“You said it.” you reply, Daiko looking at you confused.
“Who said what?” he asks, you looking at him confused a moment before it hits you. You turn back to B7, thinking. “Did you-?”
“Of course.” B7 replies telepathically. “Turns out, I have all sorts of what they call untapped potential. I can even do this.”

And as B7 holds a hand out, you watch as he uses telekinesis to lift the box out of your hand and into his own.

“Impressive.” you say out loud. “You’re just full of surprises, aren’t you?”
“Thank you general, your words honor me.” B7 says, as Daiko finally comes to stop before a sealed room. His card opens this door as well, revealing what appears to be a standard used training room. But what isn’t standard is the Covenant warship siding all along one wall, with several large dents in it as well as the dummy propped up in the middle of the room wearing some sort of metal-framed harness. Along the wall across from the armor plating are several pedestals as well, different objects resting on each. But something feels... off.

What do you do now?
>So what’s with wall of armor plating over there?
>So I’m trying on... that thing?”
>What’s with those gauntlets?
>Is this all you brought me here for?
>Focus your ki senses, something’s off here
>Shut your eyes, and let your instincts take over
>Call out to the empty room, see if anyone answers
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote
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>>3634595
>Shut your eyes, and let your instincts take over
Mystery box!!
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>>3634595
>>Shut your eyes, and let your instincts take over
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>>3634595
>>Shut your eyes, and let your instincts take over
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Rolled 68, 62, 59 = 189 (3d100)

>>3634602
>>3634614
>>3634645
Shut your eyes, and let your instincts take over wins it. Roll me a d100 and let’s see what happens.
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3634656
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Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>3634656
Here we go
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Rolled 13 (1d100)

Watch me Nat100
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Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3634675
Cute. This is how you Nat 100 Anon.
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>>3634660
>>3634665
>>3634675
60/100. Interesting, let’s see what happens. Writing.
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>>3634595
You can’t quite put your finger on it, but something’s wrong here. Looking around you can’t see anything out of the ordinary, but your instincts are never wrong. So you step forward into the room, shutting your eyes between your second and third steps. You take two more steps, focusing your senses on the room around you. Step, step, step, nothing happens yet. But after another teo steps your instincts begin screaming at you, whatever’s in here is making it’s move. You don’t think, letting your body simply move.

Opening your eyes you drop down to your right knee with a twist, activating a Ki Blade and swinging horizontally behind you. You feel your blade connect, slicing through something as you gather your ki into your left hand, preparing a follow-up blast as your spin finishes. But at the last moment you hold back, seeing an armored form fall backward onto the ground as it becomes visible. The person becoming visible looks absolutely terrified of you, their eyes widening in shock as she unleashes a high-pitched scream of terror.

“Stop, stop, stop!” Daiko shouts, rushing forward and waving his arms. “Don’t kill her Karn! She’s one of mine!”
“What’s going on?” you ask Daiko, the scientist rushing over to the terrified woman. “Was this what you brought me here for?”
“This was one, yes.” he says, checking the woman’s suit over. After checking it over he lets her rise, the woman surprisingly standing eye level with you. “General Karn, this is Cauri, my assistant. Cauri, this is General Karn.”
“H-H-H-Hello sir.” she says timidly, saluting. “I-I-It is a pleasure to m-m-meet you.”
“Likewise.” you say, nodding to her then turning to Daiko. “So, you’ve managed to reproduce the Covenant cloaking tech?”
“Indeed.” he says, going behind the woman and cranking something, you watching as the suit’s back opens up and lets her get out. “Thank you Cauri.”

“Sorry about that.”you say to her, the woman nodding to you timidly before backing away, turning and leaving the room. You then turn back to Daiko, the scientist directing B7 to set it by the other suit. The Saldaman follows orders, lifting and carrying it back over by the door as Cauri re-emerges, pushing a table filled with spare parts into the room. She doesn’t look back towards you all, examining the damage.
“Now this is something else I wanted you to see.” Daiko says, leading you to one of the pedestals. “These.”
“Gauntlents?” you ask, the heavy-looking fists resting upright. “What’s so special about them?”
cont
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>>3634792
>Trying to sneak up on Karn
Wooooowwwwww. These idiots almost got that girl killed. What in the hell made them think trying to sneak up on and surprise a THE Survivor of the New Salda Siege was a good idea?!
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>>3634800
>What in the hell made them think trying to sneak up on and surprise a THE Survivor of the New Salda Siege was a good idea?!
"I bet I can get a cool story AND a zenkai out of this!"
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>>3634800
>Hey, that guy who has a reputation of slaying assassins, fighting invisible enemies, and overall being almost impossible to take by surprise?
>Yeah?
>I'm gonna spook em
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>>3634792
“Allow me to demonstrate.” he says, putting the left one on, activating it and walking over to the armor plating. “First, a control.”

And with that he punches the ship hull with his unarmored fist, it not even making a dent. You look at him, the scientist “oww”ing and shaking his hand a moment, before turning back to you.

“And now, the Power Fist Mk I.” he says, pulling his left arm back. Looking at it just before he punches, the fist part of the gauntlet looks familiar, but you just can’t place it. Then his armored fist slams into the hull, a massive shockwave blasting out. You finally recognize why it looks familiar, the fists are made from the same tech as the Gravity Hammers! The attack leaves a dent with at least a four-yard wide dent in the armor, blast knocking Daiko flat on his ass. It takes him a moment to remember where he is, the scientist rising and taking the gauntlet off. “Want to take a swing?”
“Sure.” you say, putting it on and walking over to the wall. You pull your armored fist back, and with a shout slam your fist into the hull. Again the fist releases a powerful shockwave, you having to brace yourself to avoid getting knocked back. And despite the difference in strength, your impact was similar to his. It seems they don’t enhance your strength, but can certainly allow weaker fighters to cause some damage. “Not bad.”

“Not bad? These will revolutionize combat!” he says excitedly, taking the gauntlet and putting it back before grabbing the next weapon. You’re not sure at first what it is, Daiko struggling to hold it as he carries it to you. “Here. Now try this one.”
“Okay, but what is it?” you say, looking it over. It’s rather blocky, and doesn’t seem to be like anything you’ve ever seen.
“Here, I’ll just show you what this can do.” he says, instructing you how to hold it, and when you’re ready to hold down the trigger and not let go. You do as he instructs, weapon humming as you hold the trigger, front glowing red. You wonder what’s going to-

BZZZZZZZZT

“Woah!” you shout in surprise as a miniature Covenant glassing cannon blast shoots from the front of the weapon. It pierces straight through the armored ship hull, the recoil nearly sending the weapon from your surprised hands. You hadn’t been too focused on holding it, not expecting this level of recoil.
“This baby’s gonna change the face of warfare!” he says excitedly, as you look at the cannon with some awe. “So, what do you think?”

Well?
>The stealth tech isn’t half bad, I couldn’t see her coming towards me at all
>Those gauntlets could really help the weaker soldiers fight above their level, are they going to be mass-produced for the PTO soldiers?
>This laser is amazing, that packs some real power
>These toys are certainly interesting, but they’ll never compare to real strength
>Other(write in)
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>>3634960
>>Those gauntlets could really help the weaker soldiers fight above their level, are they going to be mass-produced for the PTO soldiers?
>>Did you manage to fix the heat problem that the Covenant stealth tech had?
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>>3634975
>Did you manage to fix the heat problem that the Covenant stealth tech had?
Not a problem you know of in-character. But there is still one potential problem with it you DO know of
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>>3634960
>The stealth tech isn’t half bad, I couldn’t see her coming towards me at all
>Those gauntlets could really help the weaker soldiers fight above their level, are they going to be mass-produced for the PTO soldiers?
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>>3635008
Fair.
>>The stealth tech isn’t half bad, I couldn’t see her coming towards me at all, but did you mange to hide the user from Ki Sensing?

>>Those gauntlets could really help the weaker soldiers fight above their level, are they going to be mass-produced for the PTO soldiers?
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>>3635011
>>3635014
Stealth tech and gauntlets wins it. Writing
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>>3634960
“Well, that stealth suit’s invisibility is impressive.” you say, turning back to Cauri who’s already taken several of the the damaged parts off of the suit. “I couldn’t see it coming at all.”
“But you still reacted to it, before she could lay a hand on your shoulder.” he says confused, leading you back to the pedestal and setting the powerful laser back. “How did you know she was there?”
“I didn’t.” you say, Daiko blinking at you in confusion. You shrug as he stares silently, continuing. “Just instinct, I guess. I’ve always been hard to sneak up on, something warning me when danger is close.”
“I wonder if it’s something learned, or if we could extract and replicate it...?” Daiko mutters to himself, forgetting you’re right here a few moments before shaking his head. “And what of the weapons? You’re a highly-skilled fighter with decades of experience, what do you think of them?”

“Well, that laser certainly is powerful.” you say, thinking about the strengths and weaknesses of each. “But that long charge-up is completely useless in combat. While it could be used against slower targets, other weapons are more viable. Like the gauntlets.”
“So you don’t like the laser?” he asks, taking notes down on his clipboard. “Very well, and what about the Mk I Power Fists?”
“They’re powerful, and easy to use.” you say, thinking. And the hammer I have has certainly proved useful before, the shockwaves knocking back even powerful foes. Mass-produced, they could certainly change how effective the regular soldiers are. But I wouldn’t have the soldiers equipped with both, they’ll need a free hand for energy attacks. The one weaknesses of those weapons, besides the kick, is that hand is completely tied up with the weapon in combat.”

“Interesting.” Daiko says, furiously scribbling notes. “A soldier’s unique perspective is always appreciated, giving us ideas we hadn’t thought of before. Thank you very much Karn.”
“No problem.” you say, the scientist leading you from the room. As you’re walking out Cauri turns to you, you waving. “Sorry again about that. See you around.”
“B-B-B-Bye.” she says, timidly waving back to you. Daiko leads you back from the depths of the facility towards the elevator, you saying your goodbye to B7 as he hands you back the box. In the elevator, Daiko sees you still holding it.
“We haven’t been able to figure it out, but perhaps you want to keep trying?” he asks you.

Well?
>I’ll keep ahold of it, at least for now
>This belongs to you all, it should stay here
>What do you think?
>Other(write in)
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>>3635270
>>I’ll keep ahold of it, at least for now
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>>3635270
>>I’ll keep ahold of it, at least for now
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>>3635270
I'm certain the old man made this for me. I'll keep hold of it.
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>>3635270
>I’ll keep ahold of it, at least for now
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>>3635287
>>3635288
>>3635299
>>3635342
I’ll keep ahold of it, at least for now wins it. Writing.
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We should have just squished it in our hands. Stupid box.
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>>3635270
“I’ll keep ahold of it, at least for now.” you say, the two of you exiting the elevator and walking out the door. “I may have a lead on how to open it.”
“When you open it, bring it right here!” he says excitedly. “Everyone here’s been speculating what sort of device could be inside ever since we saw his final message.”
“Don’t worry, I won’t break whatever’s in here.” you tell him, lifting up into the air. Whatever’s in here, you’ll take it back to the ship. It should be safe there. You quickly take off, enjoying the peaceful flight back to your ship. As you fly, looking down on your people it reminds you everything you have to lose if this upcoming battle goes poorly. These are your people, whose blood, sweat and tears have earned their right to exist. And you’re not gonna let some ancient Tuffle junk-heap take this away from you! Once at your ship you make your way back to your room, setting the box by Bane’s holocron on the nightstand. You leave it there for a few seconds, but then pick it back up, an idea coming to you.

“When you need what is inside, and not only want it...” you mutter, remembering saying much the same thing before. Holding the box you focus, transforming up into your Super Saiyan form. But the box doesn’t change, the simple cube not reacting at all to your transformation. Oh well, it was worth a shot. You power down and place it back on the table, turning and walking from the room as you think on what training to do next. You only have one year until yet another threat will come to your home, seeking to end you and your entire race. Towa warned you that the being you’ll be fighting is extremely powerful, able to withstand adult Vegeta as well as several other Super Saiyans without difficulty. You need to be ready.

“Daddy!” Caulifla shouts, you turning and seeing your crying daughter holding Triumph in her arms. But what surprises you is it’s back in it’s ball form, your daughter sobbing and holding it up to you. “It’s Triumph. I-It won’t wake up!”

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dJ-QLl5qjLg

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 93 End-
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>>3635576
And that’s it for this weekend’s run, everyone enjoy this one? Ready to see what’s wrong with Triumph, and decide on the rest of your training? Curious as to what’s in the box? All thos and more, perhaps, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!
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>>3635576
Triumph Act 2, nice. I wonder how long it will take for it to fully evolve?
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>>3635576
Good run GD. Looking fowards to next week already.
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>>3635595
Good question. But is it an Act II, or something else?
>>3635601
Glad you enjoyed, and hope to see you next week as well.
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>>3635610
Is it me or did your runs become shorter? I hardly was able to join in with the threads due to the timezone difference.
Also will Triumph gain the ability of making abilities up on the spot like in a true Yu-Gi-Oh fashion?
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>>3635627
yeah, they have
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>>3635627
It’s gotten a little shorter on Sundays, so I can ready for the upcoming week.
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>>3635610
>But is it an Act II, or something else?
DID POLNAREFF HAVE THE FUCKING ARROW?
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>>3635831
He would have certainly given it to Joseph if he did.
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>>3635581
Quick question, did Joseph ever tell us what all his stand can do?
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>>3636044
You know he can bind enemies, and discover a Stand’s abilities by binding it.
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>>3635610
...did she achive her stands version of 'over heavan?' no stand arrow, so it cant be a requim stand so its either an act two or an 'over heaven'
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>>3636928
Or something else :^)
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>>3638478
it turned into a bakugan
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So for the first time in awhile, I have nothing ready for an epilogue. I’m open to you guys’ ideas as to who’s perspectives you want more of and when, and if I like one enough I’ll write it.

>>3638875
Ha. Had to search it to remember what that was
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>>3639568
Jotaro and friends POV while on their ship being hunted by Xenomorphs up to when Karn saves the day?
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>>3639568
Raditz's perspective on his fight with Chaya
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>>3639810
Could be interesting, especially since Joseph would certainly recognize them.
>>3639949
>Raditz
Oh, now that gives me quite an idea. Maybe not for this one, but a little later...
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>>3640096
>but a little later...
His nightly self-love-hate escapades should be kept to himself.
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>>3640105
He hasn’t seen Chaya’s interview yet. But when he does that’ll make a fun little epilogue
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actually, curious, what would dragon force act 2/over heaven look like, i knoq requim stands are based on what the user wans, so a bit hard to predict that
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What if we have Joseph tell us what's in the box?
Hermit purple is relatively useless in combat, but something like that it'd be good at.

On a different note, How do we know that Yoda, having fully dispersed into the Force, won't use his status as a less-than-living person to sabotage Hatchiyak in our hour of need? We all know that force users can still act in some measure after death...
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>>3640286
Dragon Force isn’t one that goes through Acts, as it already changes regularly when Karn does. As for Requiem/Over Heaven, we’ll just have to wait and see if it happens.
>>3640294
He could possibly see it. But that doesn’t mean he or anyone else would have any idea what it does.
>spoiler
Was wondering how many episodes it would take for someone to consider it.
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>>3640340
>Was wondering how many episodes it would take for someone to consider it.
My understanding of that universe is that they can't do anything other than whisper and visibly manifest. But I haven't seen any of the now-non-canon material or any of the new stuff so I just assumed they could still only do the stuff they did before.
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>>3640294
I wonder what kind of knowledge about the force you learn when you actually become one with it. Mabye he will show up one day with training for us.
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>>3640340
I'll be honest, Over Heaven is a shit-cherry on top of the already shit-pile that was Eyes of Heaven's plot and end segment and everything about DIO Over Heaven. Never ever consider having it in your quest GDQM, or it will serve to taint it horribly. Though Requiem is good if you execute it right and keep in mind the core things about it; a) it provides the vital answer or crucial need a person has at the time of transformation of their stand into Requiem form, and b) subsequent transformations from regular to Requiem form do not change the result of the Requiem form regardless of situations. A is obvious enough, but B is evidenced by Silver Chariot Requiem being the same every time Polnareff arrowed his stand.
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>>3640577
>But I haven't seen any of the now-non-canon material or any of the new stuff
>new stuff
>canon
I still refuse to acknowledge it’s existence with my dollar.
>>3640655
Good question.
>>3641327
Not a big fan of either honestly
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>>3641523
>I still refuse to acknowledge it’s existence with my dollar.
But GD that makes you a sexist.
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>>3642221
Do I seem like someone who’d care?
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>>3642678
REEEEE FACIST REEEEEE ALT-RIGHT REEEEEEEE MISOGYNIST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not particularly, no.
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>>3642791
>spoiler
Ha. Back when I was a town worker I’d get called a racist at least twice a day. Good times.
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>>3642905
You mean people'd talk to you? Lucky.
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so, which stand annoys time loli the most, GER, king crimon, or killer queens BITES ZE DUSTO groundhog day shenangans
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>>3642915
Not lucky. The general public sucks no matter where you work.
>>3643066
Of those three, KQ is the least annoying. Because inevitably after a few cycles either Kira fails and dies, or the Joestar line is defeated and he immediately deactivates it, living the worry-free life he wanted. Not listed, however, is the one she hates: Dio and Za Warudo. In a timeline where Dio won, as an unaging vampire he eventually defeated time itself, Za Warudo able to stop time indefinitely. And since Dio doesn’t age, he kept time stopped until she personally had to step in.
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>>3643242
Lol, Dio trolled the SKoT. Do you think that Towa has a compilation of every time someone has dabbed in the face of the loli until he has thrown a tantrum? And most importantly: Does Karn look badass and handsome on it?
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>>3643282
She has*
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>>3643282
I refuse to believe that Fu hasn't at least once in his life unironically dabbed on SKoT
He's such a tool.
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>>3643282
>Lol, Dio trolled the SKoT.
He didn’t even know she existed, until she appeared.
>Do you think that Towa has a compilation of every time someone has dabbed in the face of the loli until he has thrown a tantrum?
Someone does, but not a Towa.
>>3643298
>I refuse to believe that Fu hasn't at least once in his life unironically dabbed on SKoT
>He's such a tool.
It’s certainly something he would do.
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>>3643306
>He didn’t even know she existed, until she appeared.
How long did that fight last?
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>>3643418

less then 1 attosecond due to time being stopped
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>>3643418
It was over in the same instant it began.
>>3643761
Exactly
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>>3646686
So she immediately admitted she couldn't handle somebody with comparable powers over time and the slightest tactical prowess, and opted to just delete everything?
Typical Supreme Kai of Time.
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QM QUESTION

So with training continuing this upcoming thread, what else are you wanting to begin working towards? There are still many different things to work towards before the next apocalypse.

>>3649022
Ha.
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>>3649084
I want to expand our powers as the planets champion. Have some one on one with the planets will.
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>>3649084
PL training, maybe getting some help from Raven in Mastering The Rage, getting more of our kids SS/AS, and spreading the knowledge of SS to the rest of the population.
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>>3649197
This could potentially be very useful.
>>3649322
These are some good options.
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>>3649322
Now would be a better time than ever to get Karnage 2 out. We making that bonus DVD or what?
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>>3649456
>Karnage II: The Wookie Hunter
>Karn travels across the Galaxy in nothing but a pair of khaki shorts, wrestling all manner of beasts into submission.
>Bonus features are cooking segments with Chilli and Broly.
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Finally caught up, lost a week or two too bullshit. TIME TO WATCH THE KARNAGE! And GD, Chaya is adorable in her interview, and I can hear Raditz slowly start screaming now.
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>>3631076
>Wait, Chaya had a fight today, did she bring home another one?
Oh, so she got our habit of adopting everyone.
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>>3649762
Hey, anybody who doesn't die after a fight with Karn's clan is probably keeping around.
Think of his family as a measuring stick for the PTO.
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>>3649771
Makes sense, seems more like our habit of bringing people home like crazy cat people though. We got adopted friends and family everywhere, GD literally can't keep up with all of them visiting us.
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>>3649456
>>3649519
Ha.
>>3649680
Glad you’re caught up. And thank you, writing kids is a fun challenge.
>>3649762
Exactly. Would make a more introspective person think.
>>3649771
>Think of his family as a measuring stick for the PTO
>for the PTO elite
Fixed
>>3649778
>We got adopted friends and family everywhere, GD literally can't keep up with all of them visiting us.
If I wrote out your normal everyday interactions with everyone, everything would grind to a complete halt.
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>>3649817
>If I wrote out your normal everyday interactions with everyone, everything would grind to a complete halt.
Damn shame that's what I want to see, considering most of the guppies here forget most of the people we do know. To be fair, I forget too at times, I haven't looked at the character list, but I know its fucking long.
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>>3649826
I assume we shoot the shit with the Brutes pretty regularly, get some drinking with Nappa every now and again, talk shop with Bardock, walk Camali daily, water the Saldamen in the mornings, chisel those tablets till our hands get sore, stare at our cool new puzzle box for a few hours every day, etc...
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>>3649084
Would learning Hamon from Joseph contribute towards healing Karn's heart?
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>>3649855
It would certainly keep the chances of Karn having a fucking stroke during a fight down.
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>>3643242
there's literally no point to keeping time stopped indefinitely though
even DIO would realize that, at least after reading everything that there is to read. The progression of events, IE time flowing, is necessary in order to truly 'live'. DIO would grow bored of living in a completely still and unevolving world, he would never stop time indefinitely. A few years at best.
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>>3649855
WAIT. JOSEPH MIGHT BE ABLE TO JUST HEAL THE DAMAGE TO OUR HEART.
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>>3632803
I love how we break every fundamental idea he has in perpetuity, and we do it causally. One of these days, I just want to see a short of Bane making a list of the weird shit he sees in the embodiment of the strongest being in the galaxy baring Beerus to his knowledge, and the absolute indifference we have in throwing it around, our humble gym rat soldier personality a oddity to him.
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>>3633414
Nooooo, Science dude passed? Shit, it won't be the same now. Really curious if it was actually natural causes though, and what the hell the half-finished thing on his desk is. This sounds like a Tanya's presence is fucking things up kind of thing, or pink bitch dicking around in the shadows.
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>>3634595
......my fucking god, does our jizz in the planet create nerds somehow? Is the Karn family line secretly super smart? ......oh fuck, does cheating, did us knocking up the planet count as cheating and B7 is our son/daughter/plant thing?
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>>3634792
God damnit people, don't bring invisible shit around the twitchy and trigger happy war vet without prior warning! This shit right here is what happens, someone is gonna die.
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>>3634960
Oh, well fuck, Gravity Hammer Brass Knuckles, that is fucking cool as shit.
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>>3639810
>>3640096
This, need a good spook.
>>3639949
And an even better idea than this, Chaya basically confessing to him on live tv, he's smart, he probably knows it's him.
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>>3640118
yessssss
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>>3649084
Base power, and heart repair. Leaning to the latter sooner, because we can't go further without our heart blowing up like over filled balloon. Then base so we aren't so god damn worthless with our transformations.
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>>3649519
We are so redneck its hilarious. When we inevitably get out to Earth, I want a DVD box set ready and waiting for the cultural exchange program, and I want everyone to think we're the cross between Duck Dynasty and Steve Irwin.
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>>3649965
does this count as cheating*, my panic made me mistype.
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>>3649907
>Bane's log, Age 747
>In an effort to better understand my latest student and attune my teaching methods to him, I have been spying on him during almost all hours of the day.
>His actions... confuse and concern me.
>He has thus far displayed almost no interest in the dark side of the force despite embodying the tenants of personal strength and emotional freedom.
>His daily activities resemble that of a "Gym Rat" rather than one of the most feared entities in the known universe.
>At no point does he choke his underlings, raid ancient Sith temples looking for secrets, or sit on a large throne and glare at his subjects menacingly. I'm concerned that his development has been retarded somehow.
>Despite this, I still feel his strength growing exponentially each day. His connection to that which binds us growing stronger as well.
>This requires further investigation and possibly correction via force lightning. End log.
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>>3650482
LOL
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>>3650482
"That sounds like a great idea Bane! Hang on, let me get Chilli and we can work of the Energy Body together, you're a great help for a grumpy old man."
At this point, if we ever get a camera on the shenanigans and Bane finds out he is the butt of a sitcom joke with the title, "That's Karn", he would have a ghost aneurysm.
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>>3650888
If we somehow manage to get a camera that can see a fractured piece of an ancient soul in our conciousness, I'd be more concerned about how we get to that point.
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>>3651172
Vox is a very creative guy, and his money senses beat the Force any day of the week.
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>>3651252
>"I sense a disturbance in my profit margin. HOLD MY CALLS AND GET KARN ON THE LINE!"
>"Alright Vox, what do you need from me."
>"You're hiding another eccentric member of your cadre, I can feel it!"
>"You got me. I have the soul of a curmudgeonly dark lord linked to my brain and he's serious to a fault."
>"CAN YOU GET HIM ON CAMERA?!"
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>>3651837
Perfect
"Uhhh, I dunno, I ain't a cameraman, ask your technicians."
Vox is the best source of funny hijinks to bug Bane I can think of, baring the times when he tries to turn Chilli or our other kids to the Dark side and betray us, only to get bonked on the head, given a hug, and taken to Space McDonald's.
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>>3651849
Naw, Chilli is too old to get swayed by some ghost, plus he can just figure out how to shoot lightning by himself.
Tatsu and Tomi on the other hand...
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>>3651984
Those two will torture him with Tom and Jerry hijinks, that end with him being booped on the nose and a what's up Bane.
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>>3651992
>YOU AREN'T EVEN TOUCHING ME BUT THE HATE STILL FLOWS THROUGH ME!
>Chilli taught us that.
>Yeah, psychological warfare.
>THAT'S NOT WHAT THAT IS!
>Prove it.
>KARN, I DEMAND THAT YOUR SPAWN CEASE THIS TORTURE!
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>>3652373
Joseph can't even see Bane, and his pranking senses still knows he did good. Dad is still confused about the cartoon physics Tom and Jerry display when fighting, and Tatsu and Tomi just laugh and clap whenever they turn into pancakes. Bane will now be annoyed by silly cartoon loving kids, a weabo kids, a future pose queen, and Not Ultra Swole Gohan. Bane can't catch a break, and he has no idea what to do with these repressed kid feelings, and the fact we are a awesome dad without being Lol evil. And the I am not touching you game is only the tip of the annoying iceberg.
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>>3649817
Is Maza ready to train with us?
Super Maza VS Super Saiyan Chilli, who wins?
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>>3653231
Its a battle of weebs, nobody wins. Its just a competition of how embarrassing are they going to act, and how much of it we can catch on camera to tease them with later at their weddings.
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>>3653262
>inb4 Cell writes them a dramatic script and gets Cell Jr. work the camera
There's nothing Cell loves more than hamming it up
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>>3653274
Cell would love to work for Vox as a TV personality, he would be our Ghost Nappa.
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>>3649826
>To be fair, I forget too at times, I haven't looked at the character list, but I know its fucking long.
Tell me about it. Updating that fucker after long trainings like this is a chore.
>>3649855
Not quite, as it’s already “healed”.
>>3649883
He would’ve learned that eventually, once being drunk on how helpless everyone was lost it’s novelty because they couldn’t grovel for their lives.
>>3649907
Bane finds Karn naive.
Yes, he’s gone. But he left something behind that could be useful one day.
B7 was the only one of his “batch”, as well as all the Saldamen to not expire when they were set to. Remember, they all have timers set in their genes that just kill them. B7 didn’t perish, he was an abnormality.
They’re very lucky that there wasn’t a second fatality during that day’s testing.
>>3650075
Remember, Karn only gave the planet back ki. Granted, at his level, if it were an attack he would have obliterated the planet, but still.
>>3650482
Ha.
>>3651837
>I sense a disturbance in my profit margin
Vox/10
>>3651984
He’d have to be able to persuade both of them. At once.
>>3653231
He’s stronger that Chilli, and 6 years old.
>who wins?
Depends on the rules.
>>3653262
>Its just a competition of how embarrassing are they going to act, and how much of it we can catch on camera to tease them with later at their weddings.
Ha. Also:
>Maza’s wedding
He’s being raised(much like then-Prince Vegeta was) to be the next King of his people. Wonder who he will pick for his bride...?
>>3653274
>>3653286
>There's nothing Cell loves more than hamming it up
Cell is the best(and worst) parts of canon Vegeta and Freeza. His ham is even greater than Hercule’s when he gets into it
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>>3653518
He may find us naive, but we aren't wrong, and our practice has led us to more power than any being he has any knowledge of to date, except maybe King Cold, and he did both sides of the Force.
>Yes, he’s gone. But he left something behind that could be useful one day.
>B7 was the only one of his “batch”, as well as all the Saldamen to not expire when they were set to. Remember, they all have timers set in their genes that just kill them. B7 didn’t perish, he was an abnormality.
>They’re very lucky that there wasn’t a second fatality during that day’s testing.
Did you forget some links here?
>Remember, Karn only gave the planet back ki.
Yeah, some thick green ki that went white deep inside her core, we knocked her up.
>He’s being raised(much like then-Prince Vegeta was) to be the next King of his people. Wonder who he will pick for his bride...?
Who indeed, I can't think of a cute demon girl he could meet right now, but I don't believe for a second you don't have some lined up to ship with him.
>Cell is the best(and worst) parts of canon Vegeta and Freeza. His ham is even greater than Hercule’s when he gets into it
Abridged Cell is slightly more serious than that guy, but I want both of the same room commentating.
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>>3653518
>>3652373
>>3650482
>bane slowly gets pulled away from the Dark Side
>"What is this new power flowing through me? It's... it's beautiful."
>"It's the Dadforce. It's calling you home, Bane."
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>>3653518
>He’s being raised(much like then-Prince Vegeta was) to be the next King of his people. Wonder who he will pick for his bride...?
Towa. Hey kid, wanna /ss/?
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>>3654452
I think even demons would be skeeved out by the prospect of marrying an alternate version of their own mother
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