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>Oprah - Lovely kiss
Oprah isn’t high enough in level to know that one, but that doesn’t stop her from improvising. And improvise she does! Laying hot smooches all over Blue’s unsuspecting Kadabra.
It creams it’s shorts! That’s gotta take a mental tole, at least. It’s still up, but shaken.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3631815
Double Slap that Kadabra. Teach it that love hurts.

>>3631815
>>3631845
This but seriously.
>inb4 rape

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3631815
>Gurren+twin needle

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3631815
>Double Slap
CONSECUTIVE C Q C

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3631850
Forgot to roll

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>Doubleslap
Some miss, but some dont.
Oprah slaps the ever-loving shit out of Kadabra.
Kadabra goes down!
Blue is about to send out WARTORTLE.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3631890
>Gurren, Fury Attack

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3631890
>>3631913

>>3631913
>>3631923
>4+6=10
that's how this works right

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3631890
>Gurren, fury attacks

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3631890
>Gurren uses Fury Attack

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>Gurren - Fury Attack
He does that to.. mixed results.
A few land, but most glance of of Wartortle’s shell, metal underpants and brand new hockey mask.
They’re adapting!
Wartortle smacks Gurren upside the head with a vicious rollout!
Gurren hangs in there, but just barely.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3632044
>GIGA... DRILL... BREAKER!!!

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3632044
>Dream: Grab him by the tail and swing him at something

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3632049
You feckin suck, watch this.

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3632044
Megafa... Megafriend, use absorb!

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3632044
>>3632053

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>>3632049
Welp, that sucks.
Gurren gets bodied, he’s down!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK and roll 1D10
>Write in

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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3632125
>Dream: Super Mario 64 him

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3632125
Megafaggot, use absorb!

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3632125
>>3632128
So long, gaytortle!

Fucking hell...

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3632132
Rolling for this.

>>3632132
>>3632140
Faggots, megafriend got boxed.

>>3632142
Huh, you are right, I got confused since the spreadsheet doesn't list it as such.

>>3632149
surprise surprise, I fucked up!

Fixed sheet here:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1OcvodORAJ5t2JBdDvXEqz52lutUhLvGa91lHozTcz6Q/edit#gid=0

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>Dream, Mario Swing
Dream goes for a big swing, but the Wartortle slips away and blasts her with a jet of water!
It’s super effective!
She’s hanging in there, but barely!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3632210
>FishStick+Tackle (like Stuart)
Aim for the chest, though.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3632210
MEGA... PAWNCH!

>>3632224
HYEZ

>>3632224
Too bad it's late.
are we gonna get beaten by DICKS?

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3632235
How is it too late?
>>3632224
>>3632210
Support

>>3632260
Are battle commands not first come first serve, or have I really not been paying enough attention?

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>>3632263
It depends on when I look at the thread, honestly.
Sometimes I just see one of the first few responses and go with it, other times a bunch of people vote for something.
Also i tend to give preference to natural 1 or 10 rolls because they have more dramatic effect. Just like this one!
>Dream - Megapunch
She hauls off and cracks the wartortle across the face, his mask shatters!
But.. Wartortle endures!
He finishes Dream off with another water blast.
The wartortle is on his last legs though, he got punched REALLY fucking hard. What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3632272
>Bernie: Scratch, aiming for his now-exposed face
Let's make this dramatic.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3632272
>FishStick, Tackle

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>3632278
>Bernie claws the fuckers eye out

>>3632278
Actually, shit, is his face exposed or did the mask just crack?
Let's just use scratch anyways.

>>3632278

Scratching for suffering.

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>Bernie Scratch
Bernie gets in there and finishes things off - he takes a gnarly hunk out of the Wartortle!
You win! Blue hands over 2000 bucks,
He bounces like a punk ass bitch, and you hope you never see him again.
What do?
>Head upstairs
>Leave
>Write in

>>3632476
>Leave
A lot of our Mons are down.

>>3632476
>Leave
>As we're coming down the stairs pretend we're a ghost coming back to haunt the old man for cursing us with death

>>3632476
>>Head upstairs
Just to get pointed to the next flag.

>>3632476
>Heal at Pokemon Center
>Head upstairs

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>Heal and head up
You make a quick stop by the center, heal up your boys and try to head upstairs.
You’re stopped by a some weird broad.
“I’m sorry, you can’t go any further. There’s g-g-ghosts.”
What? Doesn’t she know that ghost’s aren’t real? Ghost POKEMON maybe but... come on! She’s really cramping your style.
What do?
>Push past her
>Come back later
>Write in

>>3632710
>"I ain't afraid of no ghosts."
>>Push past her

>>3632710
>>Push past her
Fug it, we gotta keep alive the trending of doing something dangerous and stupid every thread.

>>3632713
this

>>3632710
Flirt with her

>>3632761
This

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>Try to push past
You start walking past the channeler.
“I said.... STOP!”
She presses her hand to your chest and you just sort of.. pop out.
Uh oh.
Your body falls in a heap to the floor.
The Channeler just stares at your crumpled form, then up to your more ghostly form.
“Uh oh.”
Uh oh is right. You’re a spooky ghost now.
What do?
>Tell her to put you back in your body
>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost
>Write in

——
Weird place to end it for the night, but I’ll be back tomorrow. See ya then!

>>3632772
>>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost
Oh yeah, we Danny Phantom now!

>>3632785
It sounds nice since that way we can avoid gym gimmicks and also spook people, but having a body is convenient.
I'm thinking if there is some way to enhance our body while there is no one inside to feel pain or maybe try to possess someone.

>>3632772
>>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost

>>3632772
>Tell her to put you back in your body

>>3632772
>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost
Lets go fuck emo Joy.

>>3632772
Can we become our own stand?

>>3632772
>Tell her to put us back in our body
I don’t want Mom to think we are dead

>>3632772
>"Mind my body."
>Go flirt with emo Joy in ghost form.

>>3632772
>>Tell her to put you back in your body

>>3632772
>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost

>>3632772
>>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost
No fucks given

>>3632866
Supporting this

>>3632866

also support

>>3632772
>>3632837
>>Fuck it let’s just be a ghost
>Lets go fuck emo Joy.
this

>>3632772
>>Tell her to put you back in your body

>>3632772
>Tell her to put you back in your body

>>3632772
>Fuck it. Let's just be a ghost

>>3632866
>>3632772
Support

>>3632866
Supporting

>>3632772
Switching from >>3632822 to >>3632866.

>inb4

she punches our soul out of our soul

>>3631808
Hey you got a link to the archived threads in this quest?

>>3635682
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=PKMN+Quest

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>be a ghost
Alright, you do you. The channeler looks concerned, however.
“Hey, listen - if we don’t put you back in soon the body will die. But that’s on you, dude. I’ve gotten rid of a body before though, so don’t worry too much I guess.”
Better not spend too long in spectral form.
>See Goth Joy
You ghost on over to the Pokemon Center, and the typically aloof Goth Joy’s eyes light up.
Oh yeah, you’re in.
What do?
>Flirt with Joy
>Say “Boo”
>Attempt possession
>Write in

>>3635935
>Say “Boo”

>>3635935
>>Flirt with Joy

>>3635935
>Say “Boo”
>Flirt with Joy
Porque no los dos?

>>3635935
>Attempt possession
Goth Joy PKMN Quest there we go.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3635935
>>Flirt with Joy
"Hey baby mo need to be sad, because your the JOY of my life"

>>3635935

>Flirt with Joy
>Say “Boo”

>>3635992
Why are you rolling when we don't need to?

>>3635998
for the meme's man, for the meme's

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>Flirt with Joy
You ask Joy what time she gets off.
“Fast and often, for a spectral hunk like you.”
HOT DAMN. You have never been so in. This chick is a serious pervert for the recently deceased.
What do?
>Ask her out for a date
>Attempt possession
>Check PC
>Write in

>>3636009
>>Ask her out for a date
after this we should get back to our body

>>3636009
>Hold her to her word and go out into the back real quick to bust a ghost nut

>>3636009
>>Attempt possession

>>3636009
>Attempt possession
Give her a heads up first, we're obviously wanting to do spooky shit so let's see if she can give us a hand

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>Possess
You attempt a possession and.. it’s super effective!
Turns out this Joy was extra susceptible to it!
Her ghost pops out of her body and you... you pop in. Things feel different. Soft. You’re finally inside of a girl, but this isn’t exactly what you had in mind.

What do?
>Explore Body
>Swap Joy Back in
>Continue on your PKMN Journey as Joy
>Write in

>>3636077
>>Explore Body

>>3636077
>Retive our body put it in a Pokeball place Pokeball in the healing machine to keep it alive.

>>3636077
>Swap Joy Back in
>ask her how do

>>3636077
Flick your bean.

>>3636084
That's just gonna turn it into a cronenberg monster.

>>3636098
then we need to return to our body at some point...probably soon.

>>3636104
Yeah we'll be right back soon, just give us a minute...

>>3636077
>Explore Body
Noice

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>Explore body
Feels fuckin good man. Wow, these things are actually really sensitive. Better take it easy or... phew!
Behind you, Ghosty Joy sighs.
“How did I know that would be the first thing you do?”
What do?
>Apologize and give body back
>Keep body
>Write in

>>3636164
>Apologize and give body back
"You probably would have done the same if the reverse happened."

>>3636164
>>Apologize and give body back

>>3636175
We don't have tits anon. I mean, maybe you do but that's besides the point.

>>3636164
>Well what would you do then?

>>3636164
>>Apologize and give body back

>>3636198
>>3636175
supporting a fusion of these

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>Apologize and give body back
“Umm, actually... I’ve always wanted to be a g-g-ghost, If that wasn’t obvious. So you can hang on to the body for a while. Don’t get a disease or anything.”
Before you can object, she zips off to the top of pokemon tower. Ruh Roh.
What do?
>Consult Channeler Re: Your Body
>Head up Pokemon Tower
>Write in

>>3636209
>Consult Channeler Re: Your Body

>>3636184
>I mean, maybe you do
Anon please, I don't have pecs yet.

>>3636209
>Consult Channeler Re: Your Body

>>3636209
>Consult Channeler Re: Your Body
Worse case scenario if we can't get with NEET Joy we could try getting with Moon Joy

>>3636209
>>Consult Channeler Re: Your Body
Oh damn, we can't get out of this body by ourselves, can we?

>>3636219
Moon Joy?

>>3636229
The lesbian one

>>3636235
oh as in Mt. Moon ok, I was confused

>>3636209
>Consult Channeler Re: Your Body

Time become Not Leaf/Blue

>>3636209
>>Consult Channeler Re: Your Body
LooKS like we have to figure out how to keep both our body alive and joy's.

I wonder if we can spill our soul so we can control both

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>Consult Channeler
“Uh yeah, it’s Ok for now I guess. I can throw some ice on it but you’re gonna want to get back in there soon. But listen - you’re going to need the original soul of that body to get back inside for you to pop out.”
>Try to head upstairs
The Channeler stops you again.
“Yeah, that’s gonna be a no go. I was trying to tell you before but there are [UNIDENTIFIED GHOSTS] up there right now, and you’ll have no way of fighting back. They’d tear you to shreds! Yeah, you’re gonna need a [SYLPH SCOPE] for that. Unfortunately, some greasy asshole from Celadon City had his goons run off with ours...”
What do?
>Freak out
>Grab your gear and head to Route 8
>Write in

>>3636242
>Can I least get my clothes back?

>>3636242
>>Freak out
>>Grab your gear and head to Route 8
>>would putting my body in a poke ball help at all?

>>3636242
>>Grab your gear and head to Route 8

>>3636242
>"Why can't you just do the palm-soul-push thing again?"

>>3636242
>Grab your gear and head to Route 8

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>Get Stuff
You put on your gear, which somehow tailors itself to your new body. Don’t bother asking how.
>>3636247
Human bodies can’t be stored in pokeballs. It’s the law.
>>3636257
You ask her to push your soul out of your body, but she refuses.
“Let me ask you a question. When you came pullin in here, did you notice a sign out front that said ‘Dead Idiot Storage’? Cause storing dead idiots ain’t my fucking business!”
Geeze, testy.
ANYWAY, you head to route 8. It’s just a quick skip over to Celadon from here.
What do?
>No time to waste, head to Celadon
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in

>>3636272
>>No time to waste, head to Celadon
Side note, isn't it supposed to be Silph and not Sylph? Or am I remembering wrong?

>>3636272
>No time to waste, head to Celadon
I think we were told that someone might know about Missingno there as well

>>3636272
>>What and soul pushing people out of there body's is?

>No time to waste, head to Celadon

>>3636272
>No time to waste, head to Celadon

>>3636272
>>No time to waste, head to Celadon

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>Celadon City
Finally, the big City. Plenty of stuff to do here in Celadon!
As usual there is a Pokemon Center and Poke Mart, and of course Celadon Gym.
Celadon also features a gigantic department store, a gaming corner, and a mysterious mansion.
What do?
>Poke Center
>Poke Mart
>Department Store
>Game Corner
>Mansion
>Write in

>>3636330
>I'm pretty sure our pokemon are fully healed so let's go to the game corner. They don't have those in pallet

>>3636330
>Mansion
Gee, I wonder if this is where the Sylph Scope is...

>>3636330
>Department Store
TMs, EvoStones and all that shit, here we come!

>>3636330
>Mansion
Let's sort out our slowly rotting body first

I'm starting to think people here didn't play the game. I must be imagining things...

>>3636378
Last I played RBY was in 2000.

>>3636330
>Celadon Gym

>>3636339
>Gee, I wonder if this is where the Sylph Scope is...
... It's... it's in the gaming corner, anon. Giovanni has it.

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>>3636427
Ah...

Then I'll just switch to the Store then.

>>3636330
>>go to the place that has the item that we need to get our body back.

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>Game Corner
You think you have a good idea of where some greasy goons would hang out, and it’s the Game Corner!
You enter the place and it smells like cigarette smoke and the dying elderly. How sad.
There are plenty of machines to play, a clerk to speak to and a little back area with some sleeping doofus. What do?
>Talk to Clerk
>Play Slots
>Check Sleeping Doofus
>Write in

>>3636465
>>Check Sleeping Doofus

>>3636465
Were part of team rocket just waltz in and get what we need wtf. Explain that some fag with a rare pokemin switched your body. Digits.

>>3636472
This do this

>>3636472

If this doesn't work, flash borrowed tits.

>>3636465
DONT FORGET TO GO TO THE TOP OF THE GAME FREAK BUILDING AND TAKE YOUR FREE EEVEE

>>3636527
What should we evolve it into? My vote is for vaporeon. We could use a good water type.

>>3636583
fair type or nothing

>>3636586
...

>>3636590
You have nothing to say because you know I'm right

>>3636586
I don't think those have been "discovered" at this point in time yet. also I think we're in the alternate timeline that was destroyed in ultra sun ultra moon.

>>3636586
not in the original 151

>>3636583
yee vaporion, we need a water type that can shoot ice.

>>3636586
That type doesn't exist yet, so It wouldn't be fair.

>>3636595
>>3636593
we can be the first to discover fairy type, I think the timeline is destabilized enough for it to happen

Does anyone still use this

>>3636603
no deal, if we were breaking the mold we would get glacion before any others anyway.

>>3636605
use what?

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>Check Sleeping Doofus
He’s passed out alright.
There’s a poster next to him with a fairly obvious switch hidden behind it. What do?
>Pull switch
>Wake up Rocket and ask about switch
>Write in

>>3636626
>Pull switch

>>3636626
>pull switch

>>3636626
>>Pull switch

>>3636626
>>Pull switch

>>3636626
Do we have a sharpie? We should write all over his face.

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>Pull switch
WHAM
A hidden door nearby opens up. Loudly.
The sleeping grunt springs to attention.
“What fuck?” He looks around.
“Yo, lady - you can’t be here. You gotta go”
He gets up menacingly
What do?
>Reveal Team Rocket affiliation
>Battle! (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>Flirt
>Write in

>>3636678
>>Reveal Team Rocket affiliation, also menacingly
menacing battle go

>>3636678
>Reveal Team Rocket affiliation

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3636678
>>Battle! (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
Dream, FishStick fastball special.

>>3636678
>Reveal Team Rocket affiliation

no time for battles just go go go

>>3636678
>Reveal Team Rocket affiliation

>>3636678
>Reveal Team Rocket affiliation

Sorry folks - gotta sleep.
We'll reveal our affiliation... TOMORROW

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>Reveal affiliation
You whip open your jacket, exposing not only your epic prow but also your Team rocket jacket!
“Oh.” He says. He sits back down and falls back asleep.
You enter the secret door and find a MASSIVE warehouse. There’s junk and Team rocket members all over the place. There’s an elevator, some stairs down, and a Rocket Grunt milling about.
What do?
>Check Elevator
>Go downstairs
>Talk to Rocket
>Write in

>>3639308
>Check elevator.

>>3639308
What's a prow also
>Check Elevator

>>3639308
>Check Elevator
Fucking kek, that non-reaction

>>3639308
>>Talk to Rocket

Can we loot or get enough coins for Porygon?

>>3639459
We could... steal it.

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>Check Elevator
Thing’s fuckin busted. Looks like you’re taking the stairs.
What do?
>Head down
>Talk to Rocket
>Write in

>>3639500
Head down. Hope Goth Joy is in shape.

>>3639465
I rather not have the joy to get a criminal record.

But I do want to have a porygon just to say we have one

>>3639500
>Head down
Oh fuck me, what about the floor panels?

>>3639504
There is a gazibillion of Joys, Anon. There is no way they can get her. Even if they can, she will be dead in the end, so whatever.

>>3639509
Sure I do want a porygon

>>3639500
>Head down

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>Go downstairs
JEEZE this sucks. You sure wish you could get that elevator running. You step off the stairs and WHAT the fresh HELL is this?
Directional pads? Walls where they aren’t needed?
Ooooo this is some bullshit and you know it.
What do?
>Test your luck with the pads (Roll 1D100)
>Talk to nearby Rocket
>Write in

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3639618
>Test your luck with the pads (Roll 1D100)

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>3639618

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>3639618
>>Test your luck with the pads (Roll 1D100)
You can only die once

>>3639618
>Hey pal can you do me a solid and turn those off?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3639618

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>3639618
>Test your luck with the pads (Roll 1D100)

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>Test your luck
Your luck isn’t bad... but not quite good enough.
You spin around on the fucking platforms for a good half hour before you find your way off.
You think you’re going to hurl.
What do?
>Try again (Roll D100)
>Talk to nearby Rocket
>Write in

>>3639694
>>Talk to nearby Rocket

>>3639694
>Talk to nearby Rocket
Glad this whole becoming a rocket thing worked out in the long run

>>3639694
>>Talk to nearby Rocket

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>3639694
>Try again
REAL WOMEN DON'T QUIT WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH

>>3639694
>Talk to nearby Rocket

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>Talk to Rocket
You try to strike up a conversation, but this guy looks like he’s in a bad mood.
“Eh? Yeah I’m in charge of the spinny security whatever.”
Well there you go.
What do?
>Ask him to turn it off
>Try to turn it off yourself
>Use [FEMININE WILES]
>Write in

>>3639761
...... hohohoho
>>Use [FEMININE WILES]

>>3639761
>Use [FEMININE WILES]

>>3639761
>Use [FEMININE WILES]
>You know, if you turn this off, i know something that might be turned on...

>>3639761
>>Ask him to turn it off

>>3639761
>ask him how to get through it

>>3639761
>>3639772
This. Let's not be a spiritual gay.

>>3639761
>Threaten to puke on him if he doesn't turn it off for you

>>3639761
>Use [FEMININE WILES]

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>use [FEMININE WILES]
You take the easy way out and flirt with the poor scrub until he agrees to turn the security system off. The dude would probably drink your bathwater, at this point.
You gain one [THOT] level. Better watch that, if it gets to high you may not be able to control your [BASE URGES].
Anyway...
What do?
>Head downstairs
>Continue to flirt with Rocket
>Write in

>>3639832
>>Head downstairs
we aint got time for this shit

>>3639832
>>Head downstairs
we are on a mission

>>3639832
>Head downstairs
There's a body a-spoilin'.

>>3639832
>Head downstairs
If we raise her thot levels up when she gets back into her own body will she be thotty enough to want anyone? Not that I'm suggesting we do that because our body is currently dying.

>>3639853
I think that's OUR Thot Level, anon.

>>3639858
I for some reason can't see that carrying over to Red.

>>3639866
Stranger things have happened on this quest.

>>3639858
Thots are hoes
Hoes are wahmen
Therefore only affecting wahmen
Whether or not it transfers to Goth Joy depends, but I think our spirit is safe just not Fem!Red’s instincts

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>head downstairs
With the dump spinning garbage turned off, it’s a clear way right down to the bottom of the 4th floor.
You look around for a bit and find one large Rocket just standing around with the [LIFT KEY].
You could battle him for it, but that might take time you don’t have...
What do?
>BATTLE! Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>use [FEMININE WILES]
>Ask for pass nicely
>Write in

>>3639897
>Ask for pass nicely

>>3639897
>>Ask for pass nicely

>>3639897
>Ask for pass nicely

>>3639897
>Ask for pass nicely

>>3639897
>Ask for pass nicely

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>Ask nicely
He... doesn’t even respond. He just stand there, holding the ticket.

What do?
>Battle
>Slut it up
>Write in

>>3639923
>Just... take the ticket?

>>3639923
Take the ticket

>>3639923
>Just... take the ticket?
He didn't say no?

>>3639923
>Just... take the ticket?

>>3639923
>wave hand in front of face

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>Take ticket
You just... take it. Huh. Weird dude.
You turn around and head to the lift without incident.
What do?
>Use lift to find Boss Rocket
>Press all the buttons
>Write in

>>3639953
>Use lift to find Boss Rocket
NO TIME FOR BUTTONS

>>3639953
>>Use lift to find Boss Rocket

>>3639953
>Thank him first

>>3639953
>Use lift to find Boss Rocket also thank the lift guy

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>>3639953
>gif
wtf

>>3639964
WAIT WHAT

>>3639953
>>Use lift to find Boss Rocket

>>3639953
>>3639966

WUT DA ZOG?!?!?!

>Use the lift

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>>3639966
Is it playing properly for you?

>Find Boss Rocket
You hustle to the lift, and head to the boss room. Weird, you thought there would be more security.
Oh well.
You find the guy you’re looking for and Holy HELL it’s GIOVANNI! This guy is a famous Gym Leader. Didn’t see that twist coming.
“huh? What the hell are you doing in my office? I didn’t send for any women. Oh the other hand... maybe I did.”
Great, he’s a creep.
What do?
>BATTLE (Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10)
>No time to lose, [FEMININE WILES] !!!
>Write in

>>3640016
>No time to lose, [FEMININE WILES] !!!

>>3640016
>No time to lose, [FEMININE WILES] !!!

>>3640016
>>No time to lose, [FEMININE WILES] !!!

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>[FEMININE WILES]
You show off some of your assets - your [THOT] level rises by 1!
It’s super effective, but Giovanni endures!
“Hey, listen sweetheart - I’ve got this wonderful piece of tech my Goons stole - the SILPH SCOPE. Come over here and sit on papa’s lap and maybe I’ll hand it over.”
Oh geeze.
What do?
>Sit on his lap
>Ask nicely for Silph Scope
>Write in

>>3640068
>>Ask nicely for Silph Scope

>>3640068
>>Ask nicely for Silph Scope
"ah, please Mr. Giovanni can't just let me have in. I promise to come back reaalll soon"

>>3640068
>>3640083
I like this one

>>3640075
>>3640083
Do you guys really underestimate Gio that fucking much? Come on.
>Write in
Attempt a little slieght of hand as we’re seducing him

>>3640092
This one.

>>3640092
This guy gets it. Besides if we get molested by the guy most likely to be our dad I think we'd finally snap

>>3640068
>>Ask nicely for Silph Scope
im sure gio is a class act and will give up the silph scope if we ask nice

>>3640107
>e guy most likely to be our dad

SHOW HIM THE PICTURE OF MOM

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>Ask nicely
“Hmm, playing hard to get eh? How about I sweeten the pot. Here’s a ticket for one free prize at the Celadon Game Corner. One of anything you want, no coins needed. What do ya say, sweetheart? All you need to do is take a quick seat...”
What do?
>Sit on lap
>Maintain Dignity
>Write in

>>3640137
>Sit on lap
I feel like if we refuse he just won't give it to us period so

>>3640137
>>Maintain Dignity
Fuck this, we'll do this the old fashioned way.

>>3640133
>Write in
THIS, "DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN?"

>>3640159
actually this is funnier

>>3640137
I like his widow’s peak. It fits Gio, somehow.

>>3640137
>Sit on his lap.

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>Show Giovanni picture of Mom
“Huh, what’s this?”
You show him the picture of your beloved Mom.
“Oh my this is... it’s...”
oh boy oh boy
“I have no idea who this is. Listen babe, on the lap or off I’m a busy guy with busy things to do. Evil things. What’s it gonna be?”
What do?
>Lap
>No
>Write in

>>3640187
>>Lap

We can repress this memory later

>>3640187
>>No

>>3640187
>Lap
we'll have plenty of non homo relations after this to bury this memory.

>>3640187
>Lap

Think of it this way, it's not gay because at the moment we aren't a guy.

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>>3640202
>>3640206
>>3640209
Y'all fags wouldnt let us get pegged by Joy, but are jumping on an old mans lap? Fucking whack dude. Fucking whack.

>>3640226
You see we're a female right not so it's not gay. But getting pegged would be gay.

>>3640187
>lap

>>3640226
Pretty sure we did vote to get pegged but one guy said to send Brock her way and OP went with it.

>>3640226
>>3640235
Yeah, you guys are still a bunch of fags.

>>3640226
What if we say we were born a man as we leave. Does that bit of retribution make it any better?

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>Sit on Lap
You cozy up to the Boss. Your [THOT] level shoots up by 2! You begin to enjoy this type of attention. Uh oh.
“There ya go, honey. That’s not so bad is it?”
Gross, he’s really enjoying this.
“The ticket and scope are yours... but what if I told you I could get you anything you want? Anything at all? I’m Boss Rocket, baby. Just start rocking those hips and see where it gets you.”
Your [THOTTERY] leads you to consider a darker path. The rewards may be great, but what price will your soul pay?
What do?
>Grab the stuff and bounce
>Dryfuck the old bastard
>Write in

>>3640242
>>Grab the stuff and bounce
Oh-uh, point of no return.