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>VENGEANCE
Your desire to avenge Joyous is super effective!
You feel that strange magical power of the GODHAND transform into something a bite more... vicious.
The power of VENGEANCE flows from your fingertips!
What do?
>Attack Oberyn (Roll 1D10)
>Reflect on the value of VENGEANCE
>Write in

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3661911
>Attack Oberyn

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3661911
>Attack Oberyn (Roll 1D10)

>>3661911
>Reflect on the value of VENGEANCE

>>3661911
>Reflect on the value of VENGEANCE

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3661911
>>Attack Oberyn (Roll 1D10)
RULES OF NATURE

>>3661911
>Reflect on the value of VENGEANCE

>>3661957
And here I thought referencing the BETTER GAME would give better results.

>>3661957
Well, we probably just went berserk.

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3661911
ATTACK IN THE NAME OF HER MEMORY

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3661911
Die.

>>3661966
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

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>Attack
You roll all over the place, but with enough 10s to make this attack a killer.
But...
“Come now,.. you really think you were the only one who can play this game?”
>Ruh roh

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3661994
>If you're going to play this game with me, you better win.

>>3661994
>>Ruh roh

>>3661994
Oberyn is just like us but is a copycat that doesn't make his own moves. It time to sue his ass for copyright.

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3661994
>Attack! Attack! Attack!

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3661994

>>3661994
>okay wait let me do the math I got that one but it was canceled out by the 10 but there was the eight and two which were disregarded for the second 10. So our attack should've been 10 and that would match with yours at the very least. I also don't know why people are rolling cause it wasn't ASKED FOR STOP DOING THAT

>>3662010
Yeah, we should probably stop rolling so haphazardly.

>>3661994
Having only one eye his depth perception should be fucked. Literally just move back and forth to gain the upper hand

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>CROSS COUNTER
You both land a solid hit squarely on the jaw.
Fucking OUCH.
Both you and Oberon are rocked! This is about to get messy...

What do?
>This one... is for Joyous! (Roll 1D10)
>Try to talk it out (Write in)
>Write in

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous!

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3662015
>smoke oberyn out with a fatty joint erika gave you before you left

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous! (Roll 1D10)
F A T A L I T Y

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous!
I'm gonna go shower I hope this roll isn't bad

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous! (Roll 1D10)

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous! (Roll 1D10)
AAAHHHH

>>3662015
>Try to talk it out (Write in)
Really you shouldn't even be talking

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3662015
>This one... is for Joyous! (Roll 1D10)

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3662021
Fucking ate my roll

>>3662020
>>3662023
>>3662024
why
>>3662027
yeah okay sure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6RSShnf-mc
"My fist burns with an awesome power."

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>>3662018
>>3662030
>>3662027

>>3662030
Are the dice ok?

I don't know how this turned into a JOJO style anime fight but I love it

>>3662052
I think OP saw this>>3660304 and ran with it

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>>3662027
>>3662030
This one is for her.
In a blaze of VENGEANCE, your fist sears through the opponent. Oberon goes down!

“Hnk... Such a lust for revenge... *cough*... good job... Red...”

What do?
>Gloat
>Mourn
>Write in

>>3662063
ha yeah that is a good pic

>>3662066
>Mourn

>3662035
"Do you see it Oberon?"
"The future. The future is burning red!"
"This fist of mine burns with an awesome power! It's burning knuckles tell me to defeat you!"
"Take this! My love, my hope, and all of my sorrow!"
"GOD...HAND!"

>>3662070
>". . ."
We didn't ask for this.

>>3662066
>Finish him

>>3662066
>Mourn
I tried to get you out of that day care as soon as I found out about Bill. I never wanted it to be this way damnit! WHY?!

>>3662066
>>Mourn "I didn't want this any of it. when I left home I dreamed of being the pokemon champion...but look at me know. look at vengeance fist I don't even know what I am anymore." take out Pokeball catch Oberon and use a full restore on him saying enough people have died today.

>>3662066
>Mourn
You're free, Oberon. What you wanted.

>>3662084
supporting this as we aren't a bloody killer

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>>3662066
>>Mourn
Oh god, I'm sorry. I didn't hate you Oberon it's just... Your line doesn't really get good until Gen 3. But that's not on you, I just wanted other Pokémon. You weren't the problem.

>>3662066
>>Mourn
For Joyous
Oberon deserves his other eye gouged out.

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>>3662077
>Mourn
You tell Oberon that you never meant to leave him behind for good.
“*Cough* I... *hack* I know, Red. I guess it’s time to come clean.”
What?
“When I was inside... I found out about a threat.. a threat to all of us *wheeeze*... thinking i’d be stuck in daycare for a while, I couldn’t bear the thought of not helping my friends. So I went alone. I found it. I fought it. and I lost. These scars, my arm... I realized that there was only one person that could beat it. It was you Red... You just weren’t *cough* strong enough yet...”

>w-what are you saying, Oberon?

>>3662111
>>w-what are you saying, Oberon?

>>3662111
>w-what are you saying, Oberon?

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3662111
>did the numberless one do this to you?

Also rolling for smoking a fatty together before oberon dies

>>3662111
>Try to staunch the bleeding what are you talking about Oberon? take out the FULL RESTORE WE HAVE AND USE IT ON HIM

>>3662121
Support

>>3662111
>You just weren’t *cough* strong enough yet...
The motherfucker just pulled a Kessler on us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLgHRvalU40

>>3662122
If the healing machine couldn't bring back his eye I doubt the Full Restore can save him now...

How does RG make characters go from hated to based so quickly

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>what are you saying?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=h9YPrp0KUaQ

“I’m sorry I put you through all of this. But it’t the only way I could think of unlocking the power of VENGEANCE in you. You’re a really good kid, so it took a lot of doing. Heh. *Cough*. It’s the only thing I can think of that might be able to stop the numberless...”

Oberon starts shaking.

“If it’s any consolation, the girl should be fine. Take her to *hack* Sabrina...”

His eyes start to glaze over.

“Here’s the [POKE HEIST CHIP] by the way. It’s up to you what you do with it... I know you’ll do whatever’s best. Red?”
Yeah, buddy?
“You were the best trainer ever...”
Oberon dies.
What do?
>Cry like a bitch
>Curse the Numberless
>Write in

>>3662144
Smoke a fucking fatty

>>3662144
>Curse the Numberless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIfUB376xvU

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>>3662144
>>Cry like a bitch
Buddy...

>>3662144
>>3662144
>All of the above
He actually did try to keep Joy alive
You were a real human bean oberon... or pokemon, the point still stands

>>3662144
>Cry like a bitch
>Curse the Numberless

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>>3662144
>kill party member that betrayed you
>later find out he did it to help you

>>3662144
>Bury him

>>3662144
>>Cry like a bitch
>>Curse the Numberless

>>3662144
>>Cry like a bitch

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3662144
>>3662170
adding on
> look to our hand it can pleasure and it can kill, but can it heal. Concentrate on all the love, friendships and, hope you have had all though out your quest place hand on Oberon
>>activate TOUCH OF LIFE

>>3662197
Nice roll but that just seems cheap...

>>3662197
We will overcome the anime tropes, WITH EVEN MORE ANIME TROPES

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>Cry like bitch
>Curse Numberless
Oberon... the next time this hand burns with VENGEANCE, it will be for you.

You’ve got some business to attend to before going on.
What do?
>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP]
>Talk to Silph Co. President
>Write in

>>3662197
Stop goofing around with the rolls, it's too late anyways.

>>3662206
>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP

>>3662197
u prod Oberon’s dead body - he’s morgue meat.

>>3662206
>>Talk to Silph Co. President

>>3662206
>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP]

>>3662206
>Talk to Silph Co. President

>>3662206
>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP]
So what are we gonna do with it lads, I don't feel like stealing every pokemon very much anymore

>>3662206
>>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP]


>>3662211
well, we can now confirm that our magic hand can't raise the dead

>>3662206
>>3662212
Must have been kinda awkward, that guy and his secretary just stood there while we had this whole dramatic scene.

Break the chip.

>>3662206
>Deal with the [HEIST CHIP]
Naturally we must now build our own OUTER HEAVEN with the stolen Pokemon in order to fight The Patri-I mean The Numberless

>>3662206
>Pocket heist chip. We might need it later to release all Pokémon (except the ones in our party) to strike at the numberless one, or we can just break it.
>right now, though, we need to release everyone.
Then we take our friend to Pokémon tower

>>3662237
Can we twist this into like a benevolent thing? Can we take the pokemon away from abusive trainers but leave the good ones alone

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>Deal with [HEIST CHIP]
It’s actually just a little USB drive with a pokeball shape. Cute.

With this thing you have full power over all of the PC stored pokemon in the Kanto region - not a small deal.

You think carefully over what to do next, as your decision could have world altering consequences.

What do?
>Steal all of the Pokemon
>Release all of the Pokemon
>Break the Chip
>Write in

>>3662245
We make them fight each other to solve our problems... We are the abusive trainers.

>>3662249
Screw it. We release all Pokémon. The ones that want to stay with their trainers won't just run away.

>>3662249
>Write in
Keep it for now. We have a Team to disband and a Joy to fix.

>>3662249
>Release all of the Pokemon

>>3662249
>Steal all of the Pokemon

>>3662249
>Write in
Let's wait on making a choice for that right now. There are other things that need our attention

>>3662249
Pokemon are clearly sentient Being, capable of thought, emotion, building life long relationships. maybe, in the end, Oberon was right...maybe we should free them?


more to the point
>pocket the Chip we need counsel before we make any decision one way or the other.

>>3662249
>>Steal all of the Pokemon
If anyone wants those back they'll be judged by us. Also if someone wants to release the pokemon don't release our pokemon please

>>3662265
no dude playing god never ends well for anyone

>>3662249
>>Steal all of the Pokemon
thirst for crime

>>3662249
>Steal all of the Pokemon
Imagine it, an army of Stuart's all Biding Numberless' attacks

Wait this only means pokemon that are in the PC system so does that mean that trainer who have their pokemon in their pokeballs are fine?

>>3662249
This only affects Pokémon in the PC right?

>>3662274
>>3662276
Only Pokemon currently stored within the PC system, and only in Kanto.

>>3662274
>>3662276
Yes, but think about saving Joy and disbanding Rocket first.

>>3662249
>Steal all of our Rivals captured pokemon
haha

>>3662282
I know

OH MY GOD HAVE WE LEARNED NOTHING

>>3662282
We already voted to deal with the chip. I guess it's getting dealt with.

Also, Oberon had the chip. He could have done it earlier.

>>3662282
>disbanding
I think you mean Taking Over

>>3662288
Hey man some people want to just ignore character development because dude thirst for crime lmao

>>3662288
>hold onto it

>>3662294
No, you actual nigger.

>>3662288
We learned that we were too weak before so Oberyn sacrificed himself.

So we obviously we take a leaf out of this guys book
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AaYXui_6LU

>>3662249
>>Break the Chip

>>3662298
Whoops, wrong one.
>>3662249

>>3662285
+1

>>3662298
You can't stop my thirst for crime.

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>Steal all of the Pokemon
Wow, you really went there. After that heartwarming story of loss you turn right to crime. Well, you do you. you’ll have to head back to Bill’s to enact the plan - but in the meanwhile...
Your [THIRST FOR CRIME] Maxes out! You’ve earned the [KLEPTOMANIAC] Trainer class. From now on, when you see something you like you’re just gonna take it.
Sounds like this could get you in some trouble.
Oh well, a few more things to deal with...
>Talk to Silph Co. President
>Talk to nearby confused Rocket
>Write in

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>>3662327
>>Talk to Silph Co. President

[I am incredibly disappointed in all of you]

>>3662327
>Talk to Silph Co. President
See if we can get some psychic knuckle dusters so we can literally punch STANDS

>>3662327
>>Talk to Silph Co. President
We're the new Boss.
And we need to buy a fucking suit

>>3662327
>Talk to president
I really hate the ones that voted to steal. You all suck.

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>>3662327
>of all the things to do
>we end up being a giga nigger

>Talk to Silph Co. President
Ask for advanced ways to off ourselves.

>>3662327
>>Talk to Silph Co. President
Welp, hmm. I'm starting to regret this a bit.

pussies can't handle being evil.

>>3662344
you fucking should

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>>3662344
Never pretend to be retarded, anon.

>>3662349
>>3662353
Moralfags. Enough of your foolishness.

Don't bother saving ESPJoy, btw. She'd probably be able to tell what we chose to be at a glance.

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>>3662357
>>3662360
Silence Degenerates

>>3662357
Better commit to being Stupid Evil then. Do no good deed from here on out.

>>3662349
>>3662353
Hey, I said just a bit. Nothing is set in stone, there could still be a way to redeem ourselves. And a few years of exile in a cold mountain can do wonders on someone...

>>3662363
>>3662368
Cry further about the moral implications of pocketing a USB.

>>3662360
Save her anyway. We deserve to look her in the eyes and tell her we are stealing all Pokémon in PCs. If Oberon could be hated for being noble, we can suffer disdain for being vile.

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>Silph President
“Oh, um. So that was all pretty crazy. Thank you, I think? As a thanks.. umm.. you can have either this Lapras, or our prototype Master Ball! It can catch any Pokemon without fail!”

What do?
>Take Lapras
>Take Master Ball
>Both + His Wallet, obviously
>Write in

>>3662376
>>Both + His Wallet, obviously
DO YOU UNDERSTAND JUST WHO YOU'RE DEALING WITH?

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>>3662371
>there could still be a way to redeem ourselves.
Maxing our Thot Levels gave us a BAD END. It was only by the QM's intervention that the Quest didn't end there.

>>3662376
>Masterball

>>3662376
>>Take Master Ball

>>3662371
this last turn WAS THE REDEMPTION OPTION. what do you think all that build up to the chip was and what do you amoralfags do throw all that character development RIGHT THE FUCK OUT THE WINDOW.

>>3662376
>Both + His Wallet, obviously

>>3662374
Why should we wait? Let's go straight to Bill's, right now.

>>3662376
>Take Master Ball ask what we would need to do to get lapras

>>3662376
>Take master ball
Thank you
>>3662379
>>3662389
Stop disregarding character development you absolute dickheads

>>3662398
"No"

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>>3662398
Pssh, what character development? Let's go Full Retard right now.

>>3662403
>>3662402
you, you are the kind of people that just want to watch the world burn, aren't you?

Let's rape loli Joy next time we see her.

>>3662410
Actually, let's rape all the Joys.

>>3662409
Not really.
I want to cause the world to burn.

There's a chance of having a moral dilemma before we pull the trigger on it at Bill's. Stop the amoral trolls.

ESPJoy is comatose right now. Let's rape her first.

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>Take Master ball
You temporarily suppress your [THIRST FOR CRIME] and politely take the Master Ball.

Turning to leave, you run into a lone Rocket.
“Hey so uh... it looks like you killed the Boss. There’s not really a precedent for this specific circumstance, but I think that makes you the new leader.”
What do?
>Disband Team Rocket
>Become Boss Rocket
>Write in

These bastards just want to kill the quest don't they?

Honestly Anon's I don't see what the issue is with a character reacting to a stimuli and developing negative traits, not all character development has to be positive, sometime's it's interesting to take the low road and see a fall from grace.

Hell, to all the Anon's going full retard about being a villain, you can have a bad guy do good things as well, makes them more than one dimensional, which is what everyone overreacting is trying to imply we should do now.

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>>3662414
Nope. [Thirst for Crime] is maxed out. Let's crash this Quest WITH NO SURVIVORS.

>>3662414
did you miss this from QM's post
> You’ve earned the [KLEPTOMANIAC] Trainer class. From now on, when you see something you like you’re just gonna take it.

We don't get a choice anymore, we had a choice and "we" made it.

>>3662422
>Become Boss Rocket

>>3662422
>Become Boss Rocket
You guys do know we could just use all these people and pokemon to fight the Numberless, right?

>>3662422
>>Become Boss Rocket

>>3662422
>reform team rocket no more crime this gang is going legitimate. tell him he is second in command and to handle it.

>>3662422
>Disband

>>3662422
>>Disband Team Rocket
There, a slim ray of goodness, not like it matters.

>>3662422
>Become Boss Rocket

>>3662424
>Hell, to all the Anon's going full retard about being a villain, you can have a bad guy do good things as well, makes them more than one dimensional, which is what everyone overreacting is trying to imply we should do now.
You're right. We should revive ESPJoy... then rape her.

>>3662422
>>Disband Team Rocket

>>3662422
>disband team rocket

man, a lot of tards on tonight I'll tell you that.

>>3662436
changing to disband

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>>3662440

>>3662422
>Disband Team Rocket
These degenerates just want to see everything we have done to burn to the ground.

>>3662445
Quests are serious business

>all these moralfags
What are you guys doing? Did you see what we just did? Who cares about character development? We could've gotten everything we wanted if we just TOOK it.

>>3662422
>>>Disband Team Rocket

>>3662429
>Change to disband

>>3662422
>Become Boss Rocket

Boy missing the most crucial choices sure is fun.

Let's just fucking continue this I guess.

>>3662451
You're a fucking cancer.

>become boss rocket to gain enough power to kill the numberless one.
>then disband

>Become Boss Rocket

There are only two possibilities here. Either RG has an interesting story planned for this path or he's a shit QM that put in a choice he wasn't ready to write. I'm in favor of the former and want to see where this ride ends.

>>3662466
>>3662455
>>3662467
three
single ID post in a row...YOU SAMEFAG MOTHERFUCKER

>>3662462
What, you think that [Thirst for Crime] is gonna go away? I would've voted to disband otherwise but we dug ourselves this deep, might as well see what's on the other side.

>>3662468
Nah I just caught up. Not samefagging.

>>3662468
Retard

>>3662422
>Disband Team Rocket
>all of these fags wants to be boss of team rocket
come on guys we got shit to explore

>>3662469
That is incredibly flawed logic

>>3662477
fuck you samefag

>>3662440
Imagine being so gay you need a team to fight the numberless instead of fighting them yourself like a man

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>Disband
You disband Team Rocket, but not before getting some sick duds because the QM thought you’d become Boss Rocket.
Oh well!
You put your [NICE SUIT] in your back pack.
The Rockets wander off to find gainful employment elsewhere, presumably.
Oh well, more crime for you!

What do now?
>Check on Joyous
>Saffron Psychic Gym
>Saffron Fighting Gym
>Poke Mart
>Write in

>>3662491
Wrong post quote but whatever

>>3662490
Stop being autistic.

>>3662495
>>Check on Joyous

>>3662495
>Check on Joyous

>>3662495
>>Check on Joyous

>>3662495
>Check on Joyous

>>3662495
>grow up to be a salesmen and end this shit quest now.

>>3662495
>Check on Joyous
Then
>Saffron psychic gym
Oberon told us we needed to get her to Sabrina

>>3662495
>let's bury Oberon.

>>3662495
>Check on Joyous

>lets be the whiteknight virgin
Fuck all of you incels. I bet theres at least three underage asian boys in here whose mom makes them play violin or piano.

>>3662495
>>Check on Joyous

>>3662495
>Check on Joyous
>Saffron Psychic Gym
No time to waste.

>>3662495
>Check on Joyous
>Get her to the Psychic Gym

>That suit with the hat
Damn, now I'm just imagining Red in his office but instead of a fancy art piece on the wall behind him it's just a shit ton of AHEAGOing h-doujin drawings

>>3662495
>we don't get to be Boss Rocket
what a shame

>Check on Joyous
To rape.

>>3662517
Just rape Joyous and we won't be a virgin anymore.

Hey, where did >>3662433 go? I thought he'd be here for this. Don't tell me he's welching out now that we're not Boss Rocket.

>>3662529
Im thinking of leaving too desu. This got predictable

>>3662529
If he did that's his loss

>>3662528
Or perhaps (You) are him?

>>3662535
indeed

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>Check on Joyous
On the way to the Pokemon Center you ears start ringing, as if you have some [AUTISTIC TROLLS] in your head.
You promptly ignore them, and your life is ever so slightly better.

>>3662535
>>3662539
>the whiteknights are retards
Makes sense

>>3662542
BASED RG

>>3662542
Wow what a great post. Truly a great qm. Have fun with your stulid ass whiteknight fantasy.

Mission acc--I mean damn

>>3662542
Thank you RG!

>>3662548
you gonna leave or cry some more either option works for me.

>>3662542
GOD TIER QM

>>3662542
>best QM!

>>3662542
QM my man solid post

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Hey guys I'm back from the shower what ha-

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>Check on Joyous
As you expected, she’s in something of a comatose state. She’s breathing fine, she’s just totally zonked out.
Oberyn said to get her to Sabrina, so that’s what you’ll do.

What do?
>Lead her by the hand
>Carry her Piggy-back
>Write in

>>3662576
>Carry her Piggy-back

>>3662564
cope

>>3662576
>Lead her by the hand

>>3662576
>carry her piggy-back
I for some reason don't think she'd walk very well

>>3662576
>>Carry her Piggy-back
If we can carry who knows how many shit and Stuart in our backpack then maybe we can do this.

>>3662576
>Carry her Piggy-back

>>3662576
>Carry her Piggy-back
Unironically great thread so far, Rocket Grunt. No quest is complete without some assblasted anons.
>>3662583
Don't give him the attention, it'll just reinforce the behavior.

>>3662576
>>Carry her Piggy-back

>>3662576
>>Carry her Piggy-back

>>3662576
>Carry her Piggy-back

>>3662576
>Carry her Piggy-back

Plus guys we could take her by the hand but I don't think she'd understand

>>3662574
yeah that is a pretty good summary

>>3662576
>Not princess carrying her
For shame Anon's, for shame

>>3662612
Oh damn yeah that would've been good, why didn't we think of that

>>3662612
We have time to switch?

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>Piggy Back
(You heal your Pokemon up real quick.)

You decide to carry her there yourself, just to make sure she doesn’t fall over.
Oof, she’s heavy! It’s a good thing she’s unconscious so she didn’t hear you think that.
It’s not all bad, she’s really, really soft...

You arrive at the Saffron Gym, and it’s a familiar set up - There’s that creepy dude, some Trainer’s in the way and.. warp pads?

God DAMNIT.

What do?

>Talk to weird dude
>Start fighting your way to Sabrina
>Write in

>>3662620
>Talk to weird dude

>>3662620
>>Talk to weird dude

>>3662620
>>Start fighting your way to Sabrina
Ah fuck, we forgot Gurren again...

>>3662620
>>Talk to weird dude

>>3662627
Maybe one of our pokemon has a dark type move?
>>3662620
>Talk to weird dude

>>3662635
Dark isn't until GSC

>>3662620
>>Talk to weird dude

>>3662641
Oh right fuck I hate Gen1. We'll just tough it out then I guess

>>3662620
>Talk to weird dude
>inb4 Sabrina's into S&M with her whip

>>3662620
>Talk to weird dude

>>3662646
>inb4 Sabrina uses the power of S&M to fix joys psyche

>this moralfaggotry
wewlads.
Alright, well just don't forget we're a goo clone contracted to the devil, alright?

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>Talk to weird dude
“Oh Hey Kid, you here for the hot tips? I’m just gonna ignore that you’re carrying around an unconscious Joy. Whatever that’s about, I’d probably do the same thing.”
What ask?
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask about Psychic Type
>Write in

>>3662656
>Ask about Gym Leader

>>3662656
>>Ask about Psychic Type
It has like no fucking counters besides Chansey/Snorlax I guess.

>>3662656
>All of the above

>>3662656
>Ask about Gym Leader
>Ask how he got out of the grass gym

>>3662656
>Ask about psychic type

>>3662574

Sounds about right. Oh well it gave me a chuckle.

>>3662667
yeah this too

>>3662656
>What's the right warp pad path, we fucking hate these things

>>3662656
>ask about gym leader
>ask about psychic type

We can also ask about how he escaped the grass gym I guess

>>3662656
>>Ask about Gym Leader
>>Ask about Psychic Type

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>Ask how he got out of Celadon Gym
“They kicked me out when they found out how much I was enjoying the punishment. Sigh...”
This dude is a sicko, but you knew that already.

>Ask about Sabrina
“Let me tell you, she is one cold bitch. She loves nothing more than men groveling underneath her heels. If I could figure my way through these fucking teleportation pads I’d be under them right now!”

>Ask about psychic type
“Yeah Gen 1 sucks, I KNOW. Bug type moves are they only thing super effective, and ghost doesn’t work at all due to a game bug. It’s supposed to be super effective but it just does nothing! What a fuck up.
Anyway, the good news is their physical defense is pretty low, so as long as it’s not a fighting or psychic type move, you’re good!”

Damn, that was actually pretty helpful.

What do?
>Start teleporting and fighting
>Write in

>>3662708
>>Start teleporting and fighting

>>3662708
>>Start teleporting and fighting

>>3662708
>Teleporting and fighting!

>>3662708
>Start teleporting and fighting

>>3662708
>>Start teleporting and fighting

>>3662708
>Start teleporting and fighting

>>3662708
>Start teleporting and fighting

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>Teleport, fight
You step off of the pad and straight into a trainer battle!
The Psychic is about to send out Mr. Mime!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3662738
Stuart+Hyper fang

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3662738
Bernie, Slash

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3662738
>Bernie+Scratch

>>3662708
>All these teleporting and fighting votes
Plebs, everyone knows fighting and teleporting is the KINO choice

>>3662751
Well you got us there

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>>3662748
>Bernie, Slash
That’s the way!
Bernie scars that gross Mr. Mime for life.
He goes down!
Psychic is about to send in Kadabra!
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

>>3662422
>Become Boss Rocke

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>3662770
>FishStick, Bite.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3662770
>Bernie cuts a bitch

>>3662777
Bit late for that mate

>>3662777
A little late for that bud

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3662780
+1

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>3662780
support

>>3662708
wait ghost doesn't work because of a game bug? never heard of that before.

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>>3662780
>Fishstick, Bite
It’s a dark type move, if only in spirit.
Fishstick shoves the whole damn Kadabra in his mouth and bites down - he submits!
You win!
The Psychic hands over 1000 cool funbucks.

Ahead of you are two new warp panels... left and right...

What do?

>Left
>Right
>Write in

>>3662807
>>Left

>>3662807
>Right