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Well I would say fuckin work but my head was fuckin killin me right now! Da damn partyin last night was no fuckin joke, an damn I didn’ think I drinked so much. As I was gettin up I noticed Dolly waitin next to da door like she was wantin somethin’. With a wave of me hand I got ‘er to come over.

She came over an’ threw some clothin’ next to me, “The Baron wishes to speak to you first thing this morning, Jim.”

“Aye,” I rubbed me head tryin to get da damn head ache to stop, “Tell ‘im I’ll be on me way.”

With dat Dolly vanished in front of me while I started puttin on me armor. Standard Plate shit without any fancy things on it, I’d say it was pretty nice to wear anyways. Though now dat I was King, I’m thinkin dat I maybe need to be gettin somethin a little more fancy.

Makin my way down da hall everythin was lookin pretty plain still. Seems most of da place was goin bankrupt before da Bow guy came bargin in an killin the last King. Now I guess gettin coin is gonna be one of me jobs.

I made me way into da big throne room, da Baron workin on some maps ‘long with Mrt. As he saw me walkin in, he waved me over, “So King Borris, I think its time we get to business.”

As I made me way over da Skeleton Mrt waved, “Good morning, King Borris. I assume you have enjoyed the vices of flesh last night?”

I gave a laugh, “I’m not dat lucky Skele Guy, I havn’ fucked a thing since I came to dis damn world.”

“And I would like to keep it that way.” Da Baron chimed in, “Having Bastards are a pain, trust me.” he grew a small smirk, “What you need then would be a Wife.”

I gave da guy a stare, “I’m not about to be tied down because of some guy’s word, even if I’m trustin ya.”

He chuckled again, “Well you are King, so you’re going to need one soon. For now though, we need to organize everyone.”

He showed a large made of da nation, “Eight major towns dot our land and our Capital. From what me and Mrt can gather, about half of our total population died from Famine, Undead, or just bad luck. Now though we got a nice influx of Adventurers and our people are notably tougher thanks to the fighting.”

>He sighed, “On that note, we now have a lot more Adventurers and soon people will be coming. How do we want to manage our Immigrants?”

I'm back bois! My internet finally came back and I'm ready to run this damn Quest!

>>3693372
HELL FUCKIN YEAH!!

>>3693365
"Well dis one is gonna be a pain in my ass. Firstly that rules out any kinda welfare. Only citizens can ask for food assistance and I can only provide the food thanks to me sword. Immigrants who come here have three choices to get that, come with the resources to start a buisness or industry that can bring wealth or production into the county have a valuable job skill like blacksmithing or woodworking, a background in teaching, or the can join the army as the last option.

Mrt i'm gonna need you to use your undead to act as transport. Pulling carts and other things, to help ease the burden off the logistics of this place. Guarding things and making em and digging them up leave to the humans.

If we start Imposing taxes now we won't get any industry so if we're gonna recover we'll need a tax break for the people for the first month if we're gonna get mines and other shit open. We'll set up a moonshine brewing operation and sell massive amounts of the stuff outside of the country as a way to collect enough revenue to keep the kingdom running.

As long as we keep a close eye on things the kingdom should recover somewhat on it's own. For the refugee's who can't get in under the three other ways after the first week we'll give them either passage somewhere else or else they will have to sign up for grunt labor to get in.

Does all this sound good?

>>3693951
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>>3693372
FUCK YEAH

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“Well we can’t let everyone who want in, in ya know. I don’ wan’ anyone who’s not gonna work to come in.” I said with a stern soundin voice, “I’m thinkin dey either have money to make or doin business, know somethin useful like say smithin’, or lastly join da Military.”

I watched as Baron was noddin to every I was sayin, so I turned to Mrt, “You thinkin some of dem undead can move shit around? I’m thinkin they can act as labor for us till everythin’ starts bein’ normal again.”

“I believe I can.” The Being said extendin ‘is arms, “Of course I would warn you about their quantity. From my own experience, once people start to realize undead are useful we might have an increase in demand.”

“Well I’m hopin da people get good ‘nough where we don’t need ta worry bought that.” I turned back to da Baron, “Also, I was thinkin ‘bout givin some food to da people already ‘ere. I can go out an work a few evenin’s, den use da food ta feed everyone least in dis town.”

Baron seemed to be thinkin, “Well I believe that will be fine, I actually still worry about the finances. I’m not the best with money, but with the exception of the Undead most people like those adventurers might was something a little more than food. I need to send out a few messengers, but I feel like land might be an option.”

I nodded, “Look into dat, but for now I also wanna put some money in a Moonshine place. It should give us some money if we arn’ plannin to tax da people.”

We nodded to one ‘nother, but before I could make my way out of ‘ere he said somethin’, “Since you are now King in a sense, you soon need to see my fellow Viscounts and Barons. I’m still waiting on my reports to come back on whos alive and well, but till then I suggest you figure out how to enforce your Authority.”

“Authority, whatcha sayin?”

He sighed, “As King, you are now the finalizer of laws. As such your main job is enforcing laws that you put forth. Previously we had the Nobles hold the Authority in the King’s name. Now though, you can easily set up your own force of Judges to enforce your will.” Baron Guy shrugged, “Honestly I don’t know what you should do. You will still need the Nobles to collect taxes and raise your armies, but this could be a start towards something else.”

“Well I’ll think about it,” I said wavin at da guy while headin out.

>Now since dat took a little of my mornin’, wonder if deres anyone I should head out an meet?

>>3694247
Well, before we meet the nobility. We should probably make sure that our border with Melromarc is secure. Have someone down there and tell them to keep an eye out for the shield. if he comes by we should know about it and trade some shit with him.

Outside of that. Let's quickly enshrine it into law that the dragon had basic citizenship and his mountain is his private property. If shield comes buy we'll have him write a sign for the two stooges in moon runes so they don't go and kill it without permission.

>>3694344
>Support

>>3694344
+1

>>3694344
Support

>>3693372
Well slap me and call me monkeys uncle I was starting to think you ditched us.
>>3694344
Eh might as well.

>>3694539
Okay. *Slap* You are a monkeys uncle.

Good to see you again sheep. Didnt see you on Not-Soms quest thought you lost intres in questing.

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As I was walkin down the halls I decided to call out to someone I thought could do da job, “Hey Dolly you there?”

Suddenly I saw Dolly appearin infront of me, her ol’ cloak coverin ‘er small body, “What do you need, Jim.”

“Well, I need you to head over to the borders an keep an eye out for Naofumi, ya know, Shield Boi. I’ve got a feelin dat he’ll be comin over soon so I want ya to get him to da capital ASAP.” I pointed behind me, “Just ask Mrt to give ya a tele over there an ya should be good. Oh, and tell Baron to give dat Dragon fellow citizenship.”

She gave a nod, “I understand, I will head over right away.” An with dat she disappeared again. Damn, ever since she got dat Class-Up thingamajig her stealthin been fuckin insane. Ya know though, I need to give ‘er some reward soon for all dat work shes been doin for me.

An so I went out to da fields today to work today, a fulls day should more den give me mor den enough food for every in da city. Headin over, I noticed dat most of da adventurers dat came to fight were recoverin from deir hangovers. After that however, I don’ actually know if dey have anything to do now dat they are in da capital.

Workin in da field came out pretty nice, I ran at fuckin insane speeds. I once again plowed da fields while puttin in some of our spare seeds into da ground. Even as I was finishing an’ da sun was goin down, da crops were comin out of da ground like dey were possessed with magic shit. I still can’t understand da logic behind dis damn sword, but hey if it works it works.

As I was makin my way through da castle I crossed by a rather familiar face, “Ara ara, if you are not careful people will be calling you the Saint of Farming instead of War.”

I just gave Exe a smile, “Well its what I did before I came ‘ere, wouldn’ be a bad thing. So where ya been all day?”

“Leveling up.” She said flatly, “I snuck up north and fought in Faubly’s Wave, I must say though being under a hero is giving me levels faster then normal.”

I shrugged, “Well I’m happy ya can finally kill some big things. Anything new on dem Martial Arts?”

She gave me a charmin’ smile, “Oh, they have been getting a lot better now. Why not we head out hunting sometime and I can show you. Fufufu, maybe I can beat a lesson into your head as well.”

I rubbed the back of my head still feelin dem bumps, “Alright, well see when we can.”

>Well, anythin you wanna do tonight?

I'll tell you guys now, planning on the next few days to be written and then we will do a couple time skips. Basically write out your laws and such, then we will watched everything grow.

>>3694560
Was lurking just tired from intern job.

>>3694939
>Dont know about anything else but firstly we pick up our slaves. Dont want anyone (king) to do anything stupid like hurting them to get to us.

Dont know what else to do thought.
>>3695007
Oh yea you did mention that last thread.

>>3694939
We need to get our slaves back, hopefully they aren't dead

>>3695032
Thanks for backing me. I must admit I have no idea about laws and stuff... Do you have ideas?

>>3695044
the only thing I can think of would be making demi humans equal under the law, everything else is pretty basic like don't kill, rob, rape; stuff like that.

>>3695070
Although we could go the incan way and order citizens to do free labor for some time

After a little bit of talkin with Mrt I was soon teleported near da capital of Melromarc, Castle Town. An’ ya know, I’m still wonderin how the fuck does a place da size of a city keeps gettin called Castle Town.

I made my way through da forest, tryin to remember where da fuck I left ‘em. Had to fight off a few of dem Ballon things again, but of course dey died with just a scratch of me sword. Serves ‘em right for fightin’ a King under da Lord above.

Soon I made me way through some brushes an’ into a nice clearin, a small log house with a fire burnin’ on da outside since night was comin. ‘Round da fire was the scaly boi an’ ‘is wife, who was carryin a small lizard baby in ‘er arms. Honeslty it’d be a touchy sight if I didn’ know how dey got into dis fuckin situation.

The Lizard looked up from ‘is cookin an froze gave a sigh, “It has been a while Master, the Adventurers have been spreading quite a tale about your exploits.”

With a smile I stepped on over as da Karin gal to widen ‘er eyes, “Well dey are right ya know, I’ve been busy as a bee dese last few weeks. I got meself a fuckin Kingdom to look after now.”

Scaly nodded, “Understood, my Lord. We will prepare to depart in a few minutes.”

The gal shot up like a rocket, “Why you… tch” she stopped speakin as dat Slave Crest on ‘er chest started glowin a kind of Evil color.

Soon dey got their stuff packed up, most of it just pots an’ pans. Soon you all were transported to da Capital once you again contacted Mrt.

>Now though, what were dey goin’ to do?

Most of it is honestly how you will enforce your laws. There is no Judical Branch, mostly just Lords appointing Judges who do the work for them. You guys can make it similar to today's system, continue the old, or maybe something new. This, Taxes, and War are what a King is suppose to do.

>>3695081
Lets go with our system since we know it better. Scales will do manual labor while karin will look after her kid

>>3695110
>This exept also give them instruction to report if somthing stranges happening in capital someone will wisit them every onc in a while then just give them a house in capital with orders to help comunity and be law abiding. No need for others know their slaves or who they belong to. (The start of amature info network. No straight up spying in infiltrating shit but more just to gauge the mood of common folk)

>>3695131
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Oh boy will there be lots of work to be done in bringing our legal system. Defenetly will need to meat other nobles atleast as it undercuts their power a bit as judjes ised to be asigned by them and now in theory atleast their not... (just wate till they start to sponsor their education or give favores coruption ho! Just like back home only by nobles not the ritch)

>>3695144
>nobles not the rich
What's the difference

>>3695147
Eh the idea of right by birth and idea of screw the rules I have money. I would imagine.

>>3695110
>>3695131
Why not make them play castle servants. Karin does some maid work and scaly does Butler work.

>>3695158
Eh just want to have someone to keep up with the pulse of capital. If they integrate well and become people of note in their comunity (the district they live in) it will be invaluable. Plus guys lvl 70 so people could go to him for some things and gal was a wife of village chief and her talants would be more use in managing a comunity than moping rooms in the catle.

>>3695174
Fair enought. I am joining you and your hat giving ways.

>>3695081
I think we should ask the Baron what other industries
this place was well known for.

Having one thing only moonshine to sell is a pretty
bad idea, so let's figure out what else to sell.

As for the Demi-human equal rights law, spin it so that it's better to make business and profit with them then to quarrel and bicker so often.
This nation was almost always at war with Siltvelt, after all. So there will be bad blood between our people and the Demi-humans around.

>>3695379
I like this politic spin.

>>3695081
For laws we should consider that we're gonna be at constant war with wave after wave after wave.

Also consider the fact that Exe went on a wave victory lap without us and got her level up. We have to make sure we don't fell behind.

The nobility should focus on economic and cultural gains if they are to retain their status have them serve as the local head of government for the state.they should have their jobs divided into groupings.

1. Tax collection and local treasury accountant.
2. Public relations and local representative.
3. Chief law enforcement officer.
This way they don't have too much power concentrated in one job.

>>3695379
Good spin

And so I told them their jobs, spies for the crown they will be. Actually funny enough the gal was lookin a good bit happier as she heard she was goin to be stayin in the city for da coming few month, probably even years.

For da next day I was hard at work makin sure everyone was gettin food an’ stuff. The people seemed to be gettin behind me more an’ more. Gotta say, I’m not regrettin this gig.

The mornin’ after that I was again called to da Baron, this time by a Soldier who was waitin’ next to me door. Comin to da Baron’s room I was greeted by da guy as I was just finishing the equiping of my armor.

“So hows everythin’ lookin now?” I asked the guy.

He sighed, “Good news and bad news. Bad News is it seems a good amount of the population died thanks to the Brusch Calamity. Good news is that we can use all their lands to make some profit.”

I tilted my head a little, “So ya sayin we are gonna be sellin some land to get our shit started?”

He smiled at me, “Yes, we can either trade it for some raw materials to get the treasury filled up or we can trade it for the Adventurer’s help.”

I scratched my head a little, “Yeah, we kind of need ta give ‘em somethin.”

He nodded to me, “Thats correct, and since this will tie them down to our lands they will be more likely to serve us like before. Of course, theres also the aspect of getting a large amount of money coming into the Treasury as we sell the lands off.”

“Well dats gonna be hard to figure out.” I looked at him, “You waitin to say somethin’ else?”

He gave a small laugh, “Since a lot of the Old Nobility is dead, I’ve invited the remainder or my fellow Barons and Viscounts to Amstrum. I counted five people, meaning we will need to appoint about seven positions to rule as regional Governors. I might have a few names, but I want your opinion before I start heading out to raise our Aristocracy.”

He finished his talkin while lookin at a small calender, “They will all arrive in about three days. Till then, we can brainstorm how to rebuild our Kingdom.”

>Well, whatcha all wan’ me to do about these issues?
Nows about the time you decide on dem positions you can make. Hell, you guys can start putting in democracies if ya want, just that they all answer to you.

>>3695731
>Give some of the less vital land to the adventure's, sell the land title of ones with something valuable in it like a mine, a dungeon, or good land for farming to those who can afford to build on it after paying.
>75/25% split in the adventures favor that way.

>We'll hire the aristocracy as governor's who's job is to oversee law inforcement within their region. We will have to find two more to get all 7 seats filled so we should take note of qualified candidates, offer them the job, and have them run an election for it.

>Install mrt as temporary minister of transport and when that job is finished and it's finally safe to retire the skeletons, he should be made to serve as the minister of health. Being undead, he would be the least likely to be afflicted by a plague in overseeing it's treatment.
>Word his appointment as a punishment.

>Barron will head up the army as the General of the Army.

>We must secure a separation of powers and a system of checks and balances. It's constitution time. The citizens should have a right to:
>Arms
>Speech
>Right to petition the government.
>Right to retain private property.
>Right to self defense.
>Right to a fair trial.
>A right to remove a governor who violates any of the above. They best be able to demonstrate how those rights have been violated if they intend to be it.

>Court appointments should be handled by us. Trial jury should also be a protected right.

>The citizens can convene a Congress at will to propose legeslation to the crown or make a request of it.

How's this for constitutional monarchy with basically the bill of rights.

>>3695788
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>>3695788
Support

>>3695788
Take my hat.

>>3695788
>Arms
I might have guessed. I'd like us to appoint the first round of Judges, with the ones ever after appointed by the Nobles, provided said Judges are not killed via assassination, execution or mishap.
So if a Judge retires or dies of being fat or Old Lord Thwackbottom is welcome to appoint his replacement, but if he has him killed (legally or otherwise) or he dies to a runaway stampede of hookers the king (me, that is) appoints his replacement.

>>3697747
This works.

>>3695788
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“Well I got a few ideas,” I said bringing out some paper, “Lets get to writing.”

An so da work began. With da Baron an’ Mrt for the most part agreein with stuff we laid out da rights of da people.

Rights of the Citizens
1. Citizens have the right to bear Arms
2. Citizens have the right to speech whatever they wish against the Government
3. Citizens have the right to bear private property
4. Citizens have the right to defend ones-self against those of hostile intent, unless the person is of government sanction
5. Citizens have the right to an honest Trial among peers Trial by a Jury of Peers
Citizens have the right to oust a Governor who has violated one of the five if they present valid evidence according to the King.

“Well,” I looked over da room, “I’m needin a group to help build my Nation. Baron, will you accept me Nomination for ya lead our armies?”

The man gave a noddin, “I can do that King Borris. It would be an honor.”

I turned to Mrt, “An ya are gonna be Miniter of Tranport, Mrt. Dis is for givin’ dis place a nice fuckin earlier. After, ya are gonna me Minister of Health.”

I swear da skeleton got a small smile, “I will request I have my undead then and some funds for hiring. Though I know how to manipulate reality to transport objects, it would honestly be better to build roads.”

I waved me hand, “Fine by me. Now we are gonna need some people to start fillin in other spots. We need to be gettin Judges an’ some Nobles now eh?”

>Da Baron nodded, “Yes we do. I have a few in mind, but is there any types of person who you are looking for? Do you care much if they are Noble?”

>>3698133
>Not one bit as long as long as they do the job are unbribable and not vulnerable to someones external controll methods too easly (imunity is too mutch to hope for) well I dont care if its a noble comoner or even an undead, dragon or other animal in human form.
>>Thought nobles likely need to come from popular village chiefs or other comunity leaders they know how to rule (even on smaller scale) and allready are people others look to solve problems so they allredy have some authority so less hasle in building us tgeir persional power base.

>>3698133
>"Status ain't da issue right nah it's merit. We need qualified people. An minister fer agricultural needs ta be havin a background in farmin. A governor should have experience with managing large groups and da upholding rules.Judges need ta be able to keep personal shit devorced from da job so's we don't get a buncha activist types in dere."

>>3698172
This but there would be a problem if they were undead and I don't believe the dragon is fit to manage much.

>>3698198
Not expecting them. Yust saying if they are best pick spiecies dont mater either.

redneck hero go a farm, e ya e ya yo

Hornestly just mix this.
>>3698198
This plus 2nd part of >>3698172

>>3698207
No he dont but he has a sword.

>>3698255
No that dosent work... then
>>3698198
This

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“None at all, get me people who’ve actually know how to do da work.” I said as I looked over da map, “‘specially da judges, we don’ want ‘em tryin to profit with bribes an’ shit. I want people workin’ not politicating.”

Da Baron grew a small smile, “I think I know some men from the Siltvelt Wars. I’ll see what I can do.”

“Perfect.”

As I was headin out of dat room Dolly suddenly appeared infront of me, “Shit Dolly! Ya goin to start scarin me now.”

She looked up at me from under ‘er hood with a devilish smile, “I am practicing my stealth Jim. I do admit its funny to watch you jump in surprise.”

I sighed at her slight snikerin, “Well you’re here, has Shield Boi come by for a visit?”

She gave me a noddin, “That is what happened, though a few complications have arisen from his entry into Brusch.” She started shiftin around her belts under the cloak, “He was being tailed by a small number of spies, I am assuming they are from Melromarc similar to our Shadow.”

I gave a noddin, “An’ what happened to them? We got em or what?”

She shook her little head, “I was not able to capture them as Mrtyr did. I did collect some documentation from them, but it is in code.”

“Oh well, take me to Naofumi den, think we been lettin’ ‘im off for long enough.”

With a curt nod from Dolly we made our way down the halls of the Castle. Now everythin’ was collectin dust it looked like, but I dunno if we got enough coin to afford some maids. Makin our way outside I saw Shield Boi an’ ‘is Coon waitin, with what looked to be a cute little girl with angel wings.

“Hey Shield Boi, hows it been goin’? Ya got yourself ‘nother demi-human or somethin?” I said wavin at the guy.

He looked over with a smile, ‘is face turnin a bit bitter as he sighed, “I took your advice, and ended up with a glutton. And what about you, an American becoming a fucking King of all things?”

“Ahahaha!” I said pattin da guy on the back, “Didn’ have much choice. A friend of mine asked if I could take up da job, an’ since I wasn’ an idiot I did.” I showed my hand towards da castle, “Ya can come right on in, place is collectin dust anywas.”

>Anythin you guys wanna talk to Shield Boi about?

>>3698370
1- how have things been happening in Melromarc.
2- any idea what the other hero's have been doing.
3- got anything worth trading, info or material wise?

>>3698397
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>I also have information. Aperently waves as they are now are to let in a evil godess. Also spear has a her champion in his party leading him asyray so that needs to be taken care of. (Also whip her is another one)
>>Besides that hows bow kid? Hope he had fun till now because I will try to somehow punish him for the mess he made here. Thought how to do it not compromising his preformance in waves do you have ideas?

Our bone dady gave some jucy info. Would be a shame not to share.

>>3698406
Hero not her

>>3698406
Let's not spoil the suprise that awaits Bow. I want to have the satisfaction of cracking his eggs without him buying a cup.

>>3698406
My hat you have it.

>>3698406
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Walkin into da room we crashed onto da seats scartered about, causin a bunch of dust to end up flying about the place. I was taking a seat across from Naofumi while the Kid an’ ‘is Coon took seats on a love seat. I watched as the Little Girl dey brought went right up to Dolly an was tryin to get ‘er to play. Course Dolly was not havin any of it an’ left da room with the girl in tow.

After a small laugh I sank into da chair, “So whats been happenin in Melromarc?”

Naofumi sighed as ‘is Coon grip ‘is hand, “Well it could be better, I’ve been going around trading some wares and when the people don’t know I’m the Shield Hero, they are only slightly scummy. How the hell you end up here.”

I shrugged by shoulders, “You can say I was doin’ some repair work. Mr. Bow Kid thought it was a good idea to Assassinate da previous King. Soon someone thought Armageddon was comin an’ decided to make an army of undead out of da capital.”

Naofumi could only whistle, “Sounds kind of like what I had to deal with.” Naofumi said bringin out a small seed, “This here was from something called a Bioplant. The Spear Bastard decided it was the perfect thing to fix a famine, and released an unstable version into the village. I didn’t know how Fantastical this world was until I saw this thing take over an entire village.”

I took a closer look at it, “Huh, so I’m gonna guess ya figured out how to fix dat problem.”

Naofumi nodded, “Yeah, I was able to reduce its randomness. What I hold here is a fast growing, stable crop.”

“An you came over knowin we were dealin with a famine, right?”

Da Shield Boi could only smile a little sinisterly, “Well that was going to be a side gig, I came here because I heard a bunch of Adventurers were leaving to come here. Guess neither of us can catch a break. Well, I would like to make a deal with you.”

“An’ what do ya want?”

He tossed around da seed, “For bag of these seeds, I want permission to get around this place without tariffs.” He looked over to ‘is Coon for am momen, “And if that fuckin Trash ever does something to us, I need you to come get us.”

>Fair trade? The rest of your info will be given in the coming negotiation.

>>3698992
"Tell you what, those seeds grow fast enough I don't have to keep using me sword to stave off a famine and I'll grant you citizenship for your current supply of em."

>>3698992
sounds fair enough

>>3698992
I am getting a feeling we are somehow going to get a really bad deal

>>3699308
Is there an undertone to this conversation you're feeling?

When talking about Itsuki we need to use the phrase "dirty yellow jap" at least once.

https://youtu.be/jIuKsmxO6qQ

>>3699328

It was only reduced in randomness, there is still some randomness to the plant.

>>3699341
OK, let's address it.
>>3698992
"Now hold on Shield Boi, ya said dat them seeds have 'reduced' randomness. What's dat mean? Can they grow inta somethin different each time one grows?"

>>3699300
i'll change to this>>3699520

“Whatcha mean by reducin randomness? You were sayin they fucked over a village or somethin?”

He nodded, “Well I lowered their Adaptation to a value of one, but I don’t know if they can every revert back. From what I read in the tomb, the randomness was something the guy was trying to achieve, thinking it would fix everything.” He thought to himself for a momen’, “If you are worried, just absord one of the seeds and you should get access to the Gene Editing ability.”

“Well I guess I’ll try that then, though you don’ need to just be a merchant in my lands. Ya can be a Citizen an’ not have to deal with dat idiot over in da Capital.” I said little off handedly.

His eyes widened a little, “I… didn’t think about that. Could I give you my desicion later, wouldn’t I basically be tying myself to your Kingdom.”

I just shrugged my shoulders, “Honestly, I don’ really know. I think ya be like our rep outside the borders an’ if shit happens to ya, I got an excuse to go get ya.”

He gave a nod, “Well, I guess I don’t see an issue with it then. Its some damn good insurance.”

I extended my hand to ‘im, “And if your feelin like it, we are comin into supply of a nice amount of land for sale. Well, I think your names somthing like Naofumi of Brusch now or somethin?”

He gave it a shakin, “Yup, maybe I should stay around a little longer.”

“Hell yeah ya should, just so ya can stay the fuck away from dat Spear Stud’s Bitch.” I grew a small smile knowin ‘is reaction, “Ya know I met a Skeleton named Mrt, and he told me a ton of stuff I didn’ know. Did ya know dat the Bitch was some Champion to an Evil God?”

“Wha…” He looked at me in suprise.

“Well I don’ know everythin right now, but shes not good for dis world. So if we get a nice chance, we should take ‘er out.” I laid back into my chair a little more, “I also heard another guy, da Whip Hero or somethin, is also one. We’ll let ‘er go for now, but sometime soon I think Mrt wants ‘er soul or somethin.”

Naofumi grew a wicked smile, “Sounds like something she deserves.”

>Anything you guys wanna talk to him about?

>>3699832
"Now Nao. I gots a very important job fer ya to do for one of my more, endangered citizens."

We literally need him to just paint a sign for us in moon runes. To tell the other hero's not to kill this dragon or they get an entire kingdom and the sword hero after them.

>>3699888
Support

>>3699888
we really need to learn how to read

>>3700282
oh and support

>>3700234
Sheep just put my name away that hat dose not fit you. (You were pised when I tried your name last thread)
>>3699888
Take my hat.

>>3700294
Just to try it out same as you. While you said the name of Sheep was meh the name of Hat is wierd I tell you absolutly bananas I tell you?

The last couple post above this one. This shit right here. This is why we fucking hate namefags.

>>3700779
We actualy have identities and stand out of unwashed masses?

Seariously thought I get the point its easy to pretend to be someone you are not and you can change the name on a whim. Even if Hat and I dont really mind that much and are lretty mutch playing around others might not see it that way.
Thought in my experience people hate named users even when these problems dont exist as long as the anon option exists as seen on 'ficition.live' and other sutch sites.

>>3700859
Namefag you are hated for how cringy you lot are, if you had identity in any real sense it would just show up in your post which would stand out on their own Merit.

>>3700867
Eh so no good reason for you just bias. Thats what I get for thinking you actualy have reasionable reasons.

>>3700874
Be nice. Anyways I can see your point the name system can be abused easly. Theres really no safeguards expect that special code when you pay those 20$(?) and I can't see too many people doing that. Also the facts that colored ID changes from thread to thread and even at seemingly random for data users like me. All that realy prevens said abuse is aphaty and good will.

>>3700867
Shure It would be ideal but also would involve actualy going out of you'r way to be unique or having naturaly unique writing habits. (I admit Im guilty of the 1st one as I was doing the hat thing even before naming myself) Its hard to be memoriable in text and to be hornest only reason I know anything about you is the ID.

While Sheep dosent do mutch flip floping between votes here I remember he was jumpig around a lot in Kami Turtles quest. The joke being he was lead around like a sheep. Having said that I do not expect you to care or know about that just that to me he has more character and stands out more than you. I might have quested with you on some other thread but I wouldnt know.

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“Well before you head out I got a really important mission for ya.”

“Really?” THe kid tilted ‘is head, “Well what do you need? I’m going to do it for free.”

I looked at the kid with a straight face, “I need you to go into town, buy some paint, and paint on the side of the mountains dat the Dragons a fuckin Citizen of our Kingdom.”

“Eh?” He deadpanned at me.

“Hey, I don’ really have much time right now. Count it as payment for your Citizenship.”

The Boi sighed, “Alright, I guess I can do that.”

I started laughin a little, “I hope to be seein’ ya later Nao.”

He gave a noddin, “I guess I’m the same. See you later.”

An with that we departed from one-nother. Takin out one of dem seeds I placed it into my sword an a bunch of stuff popped up.

Sword Unlocked, Biological Modification Sword (Ability: Genetic Modification Mode)

Prerequisites Met: Agriculture Sword VI Unlocked

Takin a hint, I place another seed into da weapon an up came a small prompt.

Shield Bio Seed

Adaptation: 1 / 50
Intelligence: 1 / 50
Growth Range: 3 / 50
Growth Rate: 10 / 50
Fertility: 3 / 50

Special Effects:
Edible Fruit

Available Mod Points: 100

>Anything else you guys wanna do over the day? Funny enough the AG Sword is now your second strongest through sheer use and tier.

Honestly I can see you guys making a plant golem army because fuckin hell those bonuses.

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>>3701259
>Ask Dolly if she wants somthing you have been working her hard lately. After that visit bone dady and ask what proporties he would consider important in reagents? [Meanwhile if posible make pic related seed and gift it to Exe as a mount/pet for her if we are riding a dog so will our knights]

Wouldnt even be that out of place as others keep on mentioning the birds are bioenginered too. Might alow Clif establish alpha status too.

>>3701259
Lets test out some of the seeds Then >>3701305

>>3701305
Support

>>3701305
Why not.

Okay, let's see what we can do…

Add a little bit of Intellegence here, let's get rid of day edible fruit thing. Oh, a search bar? Well let's type in 'Dog' an probly loyal onto all dat.

Well, those options weren't there before, let's raise day Strength and Dex up. An… Done!

Canine of the Sword Seed

Adaption 1/50

Intellegence 5/50

Growth Range 1/50

Growth Rate 20/50

Fertility 3/50

Strength 15/50

Dex 15/50

Special Effects:

Canine Like, Loyal

Mod Points: 20 points remaining

Taking the opportunity I went outside to da fields. When I made it out, I simply dropped one of Nao's seeds onto the ground, just to see what I was starting with.

In an instant a bush came out of da ground, quickly it stretched like a fence line to both sides of me. In another momen' red fruit grew on it like it was nothing.

Takin a momen' to myself, I reached on over an' ate one of da fruits. To put it simply, dis was da best fuckin fruit I ever ate in my entire fuckin life.

Well I let that go, just in case it ended up like what da kid warned me about. So I dropped my new seed into da ground. Everythin shock for a mone till suddenly a giant ass tree stock grew from da ground. Quickly it started movin round, shaping itself in what I could only describe as a dog.

"Uh, sit I guess"

An as soon as I said day it sat down. As I was watchin it I felt something was behind me, an turned to see Dolly.

"Sweet Mary Jesus girl! You are movin like a ghost!"

She gave a small chuckle, "The Shield Hero will be staying the night in a local in."

"Is he now, guess that works," I said lookin onto da plant thing before me, "ya know, Dolly you want somethin? I mean you been Workin for and for who know how long."

"It has been about two months." She brought her cowl down a little more, "I don't really need anything from you Jim."

>Wanna push it? ?

>>3701871
"It's not about needen, it's about enjoyin yerself. So think a something fun and we'll do it while we can."

We gotta distribute the fruit bush seeds soon. To the farmers, so they can have an income.

>>3701871
This>>3701917 also lets try and make plant servants to clean up the castle

>>3702106
Nope. We have to employ people.

"It's not about needen, it's about enjoyin yerself. So think a something fun and we'll do it while we can."

She seemed to be thinkin about it for a momen’. Den a little longer. She seemed to be thinkin real hard about it, “I… Don’t have anything I could think of.”

I could only sigh at the girl. If we are gonna do anythin’, seems I’m gonna need to figure that out myself.

Since da seed seemed to be workin, I decided to plant most of da seeds I had in da bag, the place becomin somethin like a grape farm. Now I can just ask da Baron to start pickin these an’ we should have plenty of seeds to distribute later.

I spent da rest of da day workin on gettin some workers for da Castle. While yeah I can just make ‘em now, you guys are right dat I should just hire dem.

As I was walkin back with da big plant hound in tow I noticed someone nearin da stable, “Hey Exe, I got somethin’ for ya.”

“Hmm~?” She turned to see da creation, “Oh my, that is a big dog.”

“Hell yeah it is,” I brought it forward towards ‘er, “Since you are gonna be runnin around for a while, I thought givin ya a dog to ride on would be da best thing ta do.”

She looked it over before jumpin ontop of it. Already da gal was gettin faster since ‘er Class Up, I might be left behind if she keeps dis up.

She looked it over for a momen’ ,”I will give him a walk, but he has a nice build.” Da girl gave me a wink, “Thank you Jim~” An with dat she rode off.

>Anything else you guys wantin to do, or should I get dis plot movin?

>>3702820
Advance to the next day, we should at least get a briefing from the barron before we decide to crash the kingdoms conference thing.

>>3702820
Let's invite dolly to do some light drinking with us, if she gets drunk she might open up to us?

>>3702859
>support

Its been a month since Melromarc’s Wave as I was makin my way to da Throne Room. Followin me was Dolly, since she was the one who got me movin dis mornin. As I walkin about da place was lookin much better since we hired da maids, though I was noticin a few of the things around ‘ere was brand new.

Walkin into da Throne Room I noticed da Baron standin off to da side, “So you gonna tell me why I’m in ‘ere?”

“Why your a King now,” He said pointin to a shiny chair, “Since things are in motion finally, we need to start back up with traditions.”

“You’re laughin at me arn’t ya.”

“Leaders always haft to do such things.” He said with a devilish smirk.

I went ahead an’ took da seat, “So whats happenin’ anyways? I heard dere was some conference of leaders or somethin, I was wondering if I should crash it.”

Da Baron Guy kept ‘is smirk, “That would surely give you a presence among the leaders. We need to first meet with your Nobles, since theres the chance they could defect.”

“If its da will of da people, I don’ see much of a problem with dat.” I said sinkin into da chair, “But right now I’m bettin its a bad thing right now right?”

“Bad indeed, right now if any of our borders defect our security will be compromised. I’m mostly afraid about Siltvelt since they’ve attacked before, but even our own allies have gone mad.”

“Melromarc?”

He nodded, “Yup, the once Wise King of Melromarc is gone ever since the Waves hit. While I agree with him about Siltvelt, his treatment of the Shield leads me to believe hes under someone’s spell.”

My eyebrow raised, “You thinkin dat ‘Champion’ has anythin’ to do with it?”

“I’m afraid so,” He said bringin’ out a bunch of paper, “I was askin Mrtyr about it, he says the Champions might carry odd magics with them. He also claims he will only be sure once he gets one of their souls for study.”

I could only feel a slight zeel in my bones, “Pitty dey won’t be judged by God den, but I think bein’ Mrt’s play thing is close enough.”

“Aye,” An with dat he shuffled through some papers, Dolly adjusting ‘er cloak.

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After a Momen’ da Baron grew a smile one again, “Our imminent doom at any moment aside, my King, but it seems our programs have been going moderately well. The distribution of lands have gone off without a hitch, though I’ve noticed a few Adventurers simply selling their lands to one another for weapons and gold. Farming has gone off pretty well since the introduction of the Shieldberry, our main problem now is Labor.”

The Baron sighed, “Many of the Adventurers want to continue fighting the good fight leaving the peasantry to picking the fruit. From what my friend told me, in a few years we wont have enough labor to capitalize on the crop.”

“How the hell are we makin so much fruit?!” Damn is dis crop crazy or something!

The guy sighed, “The fruit is a blessing. Hell, I wouldn’t even be surprised if Siltvelt declares war just to get the fruits being Shield fanatics and all.” Da Baron soon grew a smirk, “I got to admit though, I didn’t expect the Shield to become a subject of yours.”

I shrugged, “I see ‘im more as a friend, and he wanted to trade in our lands. I see it more as a fellowship den anythin’ else.”

“Damn, I feel like we owe him a lot more though. Just for that Fruit I’d give him a nice piece of land.” Da Baron cheered.

“Well maybe once he feels like settlin down with ‘is Coon lady we’ll give ‘im a place. Hell, I bet ya we’ll be ownin him tons more soon.”

“Yeah, like for drawing on the side of the mountains near Siltvelt. On that note, you mind if I start recruiting Adventurers for the Army?”

“What about dat country to da North? Faubley wasn’ it?”

Da Baron frowned at dat, “Unstable to say the least. Their King is a Womanizer to the extreme, their Princes know only war amongst themselves. They are troublesome because of their frankly unnatural amount of heroic blood among their Nobles. Frankly, while I don’t see him doing it, he usually demands the most Beautiful Noble girl from our lands once a year.” ‘is eyes turned to Dolly, “Is he stupid enough to give demands to such a country with both a Hero as its head and the Hero Executioner as a knight, I don’t know.”

>Anything else you wanna know about your Neighbors?

>>3703542
lets try and set up a diplomatic visit to siltvelt so we can begin to ease tensions

>>3703542
>So we have the clasic I request sacrifice so I dont break your face deal next door... Wonderfull. Lets hope hes not retarded.
> So what are the chances we can become if not palls then atleast neutral so the bastards dont invade for berries? (Sounds ridicilous even for this world)

>>3703542
>>3703538
If there's still a manpower shortage we should be able to let in more of the refugees provided they're willing to work. Of course, the issue is the worry they won't work, but in a world without real welfare i don't see why they wouldn't work.

One thing we need to do for sure is request the guild to set up a new guild hall, especially since that means adventurers will come and go from them. One by each of the border towns should prove very effective since Mrt basically caused a monster shortage in the home area.

Lastly, we should come up with a mage slaying martial art. One that let's us damage the mana bar of our enemy's. As an American, it's only appropriate we have the power to target our enemies internal economy of magical energy.

>[Sanction]
>By targeting vital points in the enemy's body linked to the use and casting of magic, this Martial art disrupts the manaflow of an enemy, interupting non-instant spells and taking 15% of an enemy's Mana per strike.

“So what are da odds we get invade by Siltvelt?”

Da Baron gave a small chuckle, “Since we’ve more or less provoked them through claiming the mountain range and a new collection of Shield Artifacts, I say flip a coin. Heads they come marching within the coming year, tails they send assassins to try and kill you.”

“They will not get close to Jim.” Dolly said shifting ‘er cloak around. At da corner of me eye I could see a glint of a dagger in ‘er hand.

“Thank you Dolly.” I said to da Coon an’ den returned to da Baron, “I guess we can let people come in to work, but make sure dey arn’t allowed to use any of our welfare programs. An Maybe we should have some Adventurers’ Guild places at da border towns so our adventurers can continue deir work while returnin to da country.”

Da Baron nodded ‘er head, “That makes sense, I’ll get right on that.” He flipped through some pages on ‘is stack, “I think thats about it, I should have appoints ready for review by mid week. While I prefer staying just a tad secretive, I believe the Council of Kings is being held in Faubley today.”

>Anything else you wanna do here or head out an wonder da streets?

>>3704232
>Thats all so do some wandering. (Can anyone say random encounter?)

>>3704326
>Wandering.
I think you meant to say, go problem solving at the Siltvelt Brusch border.

>>3704338
More thinking Siltvelt situation needs to be done together with Nao. It will be intresting to se their interaction and we might leverige his presence to grab them by the balls.

Since I didn’ have anythin’ else to do today I made my way down to da streets. Dolly walkin next to me, it was pretty funny watchin’ people realize who I was. Some gave me a wave while a little girl ‘bout Dolly’s height gave me a Shieldberry Pie.

Sharin some of da Pi with Dolly, we continued our way about. I gotta say I wasn’ expectin for half of da streets to be blocked off, “Damn Mrts goin’ crazy.”

“He finishing his job as fast and efficient as possible.” Dolly said swallowin some of da pie, “He does not wish to waste too much time on this work, so whatever undead not being used are working.”

Makin our way round a corner I noticed Dolly’s ears twitchin, den she started adjustin ‘er belts. Takin dat que, I took a little caution as someone in a white robe came to us, “Hello Sword Saint of War, it is a pleasure meeting you this day.”

“Yeah… who da hell are ya.” I said starin at da guy.

“I am Father Orion of the Three Heroes Church. You see, we wanted to have an audience with you ever since we heard of your victories here in Brusch.” Da man was smilin kind of like dem Jahovah Witnesses.

“I guess I could understand dat,” I started lookin around, noticin dat Dolly was bein too quite, “So you wanna come to da Castle or somethin?”

“No, just meeting you is enough,” Da man said with a smile, “Though I invite you to come to our Cathedral in Castle Town. High Priest Balmus has been wanting to meet you for some time now.”

>Well dis isn’ fishy at all. Questions an ‘is answer?

>>3704462
>Ask him what's this nonsense about three heros is. for one ain't there four of us, for two we're not gods.

>>3704485
This but in safer place without civilians.
+adding on.
>Whatever the case join us in the castle atleast till the days end you are a man of cloth and this country has come out of hard times your council could be invaliuble.

Basicly a hook to shape religion of desprate recovering country (or so he thinks). His reaction and info hes willing to give (or leaves out) should tell us mutch.

>>3704544
Take my hat
>>3704549
What?

>>3704544
I disagree, highly heretical to the Lord.

In fact we should be trying to found a church of Jesus Christ here. We're already classed as a paladin of YHVH

I'll be writing. Breaking the tie is Borris, and you guys know what he would think about a J-Walker.

“Guy, you think I’m some idiot or somethin’?” I said lookin da man down, “None of us are fuckin Gods, so why da fuck are you sayin dat?”

“For you are our lord, savers of our land from the waves.” He said lookin a little off, “Please, come with me to High Priest Balmus.”

In dat momen’ I felt somethin washin over me, an it felt wrong as fuck, “What da fuck did you just do to me!”

Da man looked at me with a little surprise before snearin, “Then its a pitty then, it seems we wont be able to save you.”

“What da fuck you mean savin?! YA BASTARD!” I yelled at ‘im. Before I could give da bastard chase I felt Doly grabbin onto my hand.

Lookin down I already saw ‘er with a bunch of daggers drawn, “He is not alone.”

Lookin about to see what she was sayin, “I don’ see a thin’.”

She nodded, “Invisibility. He has two, I will lose.”

I clicked my tongue, “An’ is there a chance I can fight ‘em with ya?”

Dolly waited for a momen’, “We attack him together, be ready for the counter.”

>Take him out or should I stay back.

>>3705291
Take out the heathens

>>3705291
Slay all the heretics! Using big stick policy on the ground in front of us should throw a lot of dust at them, ruining their invisiblity and leaving them open to a ripple strike and Dolly's shotgun.

That or put down the visor on our helmet. it had true sight.

>>3705298
>>3705576
Roll!

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>>3706014

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>3706014

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“Lets do it. [Ability Boost]!”

An’ like dat we charge towards da Priest, headin out onto da street with fuckin fast speeds. As my blade almost reached da Priest, I quickly bashed da ground, “[Big Stick Policy]!” With dat I kicked up a bunch of dirt right into da faces of two assassins.

Dolly went first, takin ‘er chance to stab the bastard right in ‘is leg, before movin up to stabbin da stomach. Mine, even though she was blind, took a swing for me with what I could only say was a rightous fury. She was slow as well as blind though, givin me da chance to bash ‘er with da side of my sword.

A Sickenin crunch went through da place as she flew into a wall. But feelin dat wasn’ da end I went in for an upper cut right ontop of ‘er. Da Assassin dashed to da side, but not without lossen an arm for it.

Quickly lookin to Dolly, ‘er bastard was still in fightin shape too. She backed away for a momen’ preparin a bunch of my Christian Throwin Knives, “[Storm of Knives]!” An with dat she threw a bunch of em at da guy. Somehow all da knives flew around da bastard, tearin into ‘is flesh.

Soon Dolly appeared behind ‘im, “[Backstab]. [Backstab]. [Backstab].” With each word a sword went right through ‘is back, goin right through da chest.

I turned back to mine, she was bleedin heavily an shakin. Before I could reach for ‘er though she dropped onto da ground, greenshit comin out of ‘er mouth. Next momen’ I see somethin fall on ‘er, lighten da corpse on fire.

I turned to Dolly, who was holden a small lighter thingy, “They poison themselves if about to be captured. The poison can become a gas if not destroyed.”

“So I’m takin it you’ve fought dem a few times.” I said to da Coon

She nodded, “Three times Spies have come. Two at the Border, and a pair following the Shield Hero.”

I whistled at ‘er skill before turnin to da Priest, only to find he hand a dagger right through da throat.

“Fuckin hell, da bastard killed ‘imself.”

Dolly went over and went through da corpse. I’d be out of my shit, but honestly a skeleton army probably numbed me to all dis shit. She got up from da corpse after a few more momens, shakin ‘er head at me.

>Well fuck.

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>>3706385
>Damn... Well atleast we know 3 hero church or whatever is up to no good. Them killing themselves sucks tho need to meat with yo crev and plan what to do.
>I swear that that country just keeps on adding targets to smite.
>>3706390
Well damn what were the chances of that timing.

>>3706484
Also shield guys died the same way the guys that followed him.

So all dat shit is what led me to dat Throne Room, but ‘course I wasn’ sittin in dat chair. No, instead we were standin ‘round a table in da room lookin at a map of us an’ Melromarc.

Da Baron ofcourse was here, makin me think da guy didn’ leave da damn place. Next to ‘im was Mrt who got ‘is hands on a small jar lookin thing. On my side was ofcourse Dolly, but good ol’ Exe was finally back from ‘er rampagin.

“Well everyone,” I decided to start, “We got a fuckin problem. Some people from da Three Heroes Church came to me today, a priest an two of those Shadow guys. Puttin it simple, dey all died in our little scuffle after da father tried somethin’.”

Exe gave a whistle, “I leave you for a week and you have already started war with a cult. What will I do with you Jim~”

“Well we are tryin to figure dat out.” I turned to da Baron, “You know da run of da place, what are you thinkin?”

“I’m not much of a religious person myself,” He started, “But I wouldn’t start a war with Melromarc’s Fanatics. As you’ve seen, they are a pain to deal with.” He thought a little more, “What we need to do is make sure they don’t get a hold of the country.”

Mrt laughed a little as he was hearin all dis, “Then we simply need to give the people something to believe in. Honestly, I think we should use this chance to give the Demiurge some more stake in our world.”

“Two Faiths,” Dolly started talkin, “it will delay.”

“Aye, but I been meanin to do dis for a while,” I said thinkin, “How da fuck would we start though?”

Mrt gave ‘nother well humor laughin, “Well I know most Churches publish works. Maybe we should start with that.”

I could only smile, “I think I know just da thing.”

>Now how are you guys going to make the first Bible in this world? If you do it from memory, its a roll. There is however a way for you guys to circumvent that.

>>3707520
Option one in two steps.
Step one. Find someone literate who can read amongst the population that has taken a keen interest in our God after the big war and wave.
Step two. Guide them in prayer for divine inspiration. If we're lucky this gets us our first priest and a new testament.

Option two. Pray for divine inspiration ourselves and start writing. Hope for the best.

Option three. big dick move. Gather up a following. Ask the dragon first and if we can get him to grant us passage head up to the highest peak and do this ten commandments style.

>>3707525
Support

I know QM said we have a way to circumvent that... but I got no clue how so I go with this might pull a sheep if someone figures it out.

Normally I'm against desecrating bodies, but can't NotAinz raise the church assassins/spies from the dead or turn them into undead in order to forcibly interrogate them?

>>3707540
That's not how necromancy works. You'd need to get their consent to be raised into undead for them to come back with anything like sentience. You can't consent while already dead.

>>3707549
That's exactly how necromancy works. Consent isn't a part of the equation for turning a person into an undead.
You're also making the assumption that things work according to dnd rules when even with dnd rules it's rather easy to trick a dead person into consenting. Just use a good aligned caster instead since they can generally sense the alignment of the person bringing them back instead of a clearly evil lich.

>>3707552
I mean if you just want a zombie you can just make him one. But I'm saying that your just gonna get a mindless one. We're also a paladin, were not gonna be making people into undead just to Interrogate them.

>>3707560
Well unleas its somthing world ending. Besides that I agree with you.

>>3707534
Hey I havent been jumping around for a good while now!
>>3707525
Support

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>>3707520
We now the bible by heart

>>3707801
Well it apears we do indeed. Lets do the transcription then.

>>3707801
That changes everything.
We will need to pull new tetament as many things will just be nonsencical and hold no conection to the people of this world. Granted with that roll I would not be suprised we recive a vision while writing/dictating.

>>3707801
Well how you wanna do this? I wanna go with the highest peak idea.

>>3707866
Same.

>>3707866
Do it!

It comes with a dragon that witneses holy moment and promply decides it didnt sign up for that shit but its too late and gets taken along the vision ride. (It goes wierdly okay for the lizard)

>>3707866
lets dictate to Baron or Mrt, whoever has the better handwriting, and since the heros are worshiped here we will include some legends of them as saints sent by God to protect them of the waves from hell

>>3707908
You do know that straight up transcription will be likely inadiquate? Like the bible was sufficient at the start to spread the word... but it was because the tales were intresting for the time peeriod. Now a days all thats keeping it revalant is tradition whitch the inhabitants of this world dont have

>>3707955
Would've been nice to have some insight into this particular world's religious doctrine, wouldn't it?

>>3707955
Yeah some if not most of the stories will have to be changed in order to fit, Still though stories like that of noah and the arc and the book of job would fit, although The cruzifiction of jesus will be real hard to fit/

>>3707968
We're a paladin of a foreign god. We spread his faith, not study another's.

>>3707974
when converting people its often better to try and incorporate their previous beliefs. its easier to believe your god was a saint rather than fictional

>>3707968
Yea it would. Its just theres so many things in it that people of this world wont have frame of reference to. Like places we vaigly remember from history class or just know by social osmosis and when it speaks of Pharoah they wont know the context... In a way sheep is right we need to do new testament and modify contents to make sense to people of this world. Othervise its just confusing.

>>3707982
They will witness divine miracles, which works even better.

>>3707985
We're in a new world and we're aiming for direct word of God from his own lips. This is a new old testimate. Ya dig?

>>3707982
Its nothing new christianity is like frankenstains monster. It has lots of references and stories that come from other places somtimes good like christmas celebration, somtimes bad like god Bel being made in to a deamon. In a way toaru series are right chrisianity dose like remaking gods to deamons and fairies.

>>3707974
Our faith's spread is best served by understanding the locals'.

Everyone was lookin at me, waiting for me to say somethin. Dey weren't goin to get anythin', because I felt somethin go through me.

I could never forget da power of my Lord. When he answers my prayers and strike my does with rightohs fury, I could feel my spirit risin' from my core. And as golden light poured into the room, I felt something come through me, a thought

{Climb as far as the top of Mount Celestine by one's self.}

…

…

I looked around at everyone, who were lookin at me with some worry. I took in a breath before speakin, "Where is Mount Celestine?"

I noticed Mrt was lookin at me with a sudden gain of interest and pointed onto the map, "Mount Celestine is in the Brusch Mountains, the range to our east."

"An' whatcha know about Mount Celestine?"

A sparkle in 'is undead eyes only grew, "It is the tallest mountain by far, not even Dragons dare fly to it's to its peak."

"... Then that's where I shall go." I said gripping tightly onto da sword.

>How might I prepare for da Journey.

>>3708053
Bring nothing but a fur coat and a backpack full of food

>>3708053
>Standart suplies and 2 sets of standart mountain climbing gear. (One to absorb one to use in case of funky busenes) I guess that travelers sword will lvl up good from this whole thing.

>>3708164
This. Although, it said to climb by one's self. It never said people can't follow on their own. So we should head out with our sword held by the blade in Crusader Kings form and head through the capital city. That way holy Aura is active the whole way out.

Hey fellas, what do ya say we put on a Crown of Thorns
after the trip?

>>3708404
No, that's blasphemy. But a crown would probably be a good idea.

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I tightened down my gear, prepin for what I’m sure was gonna be one hell of a journey. I tucked in about a month’s worth of jerky into me bag ‘long with a few tons of rope an pitons. Hell, I even obsorbed a bunch of it into my sword an’ got some nice things.

Swords Unlocked:
Rope Sword (Ability: Grappling Sword)
HIking Sword (Increase Tenacity L)
Travelers Sword III (Increased Carry Weight)

Still if dis was a mission from da Lord I wasn’ goin to take it lightly.

“Do you need to go at this alone?” Lookin behind me I noticed Dolly waitin on my bed, a small pack next to ‘er.

“Probably shouldn’ from what Mrt said, an’ I was thinkin you could follow long as you don’ help me. But ya know, I shouldn’ find some way out with ‘is words.” I said, ‘course it was hurtin my soul to say.

She nodded while movin’ ‘er cloak around. Soon she got out a helmet. My eyes widen as I reconized it, “Dats da Helm of True Sight isn’ it?”

She nodded again, “Because I won’t be there.”

Feelin in da mood, I knelt down before ‘er. She placed it on my head, da visor fallin down over my eyes. It took me a momen’ to realize it, “How fuckin blind have I been?”

Lookin around everythin’ had much more color in it. Wall more white while da sky outside was more blue. Lookin at Dolly, I could see ‘er young face lookin at me with concern. I den noticed a slight shiverin of blue ‘round ‘er, just enough dat I see it but not so much dat it would get in da way.

“Thank ya, Dolly.” I said lookin straight at ‘er, “Well… I’ll be off.”

Dolly gave me a nod and a small smile, watchin me leave da room before turnin around to see Exe lookin at me with a smirk, “Ara ara, you are becoming a religious man now?”

“I’ve always been on.” I said to da gal, “You should have figured dat out by now.”

A smirk grew on ‘er face, “I guess so.” She placed ‘er hand on my visor al lifted it up, givin me a nice look right into ‘er blue eyes. Quickly she gave me a peck on da lips before goin’ back to ‘er devilish smile, “That is for everything you’ve given me. If you come back, I’m sure more will come~”

I could only grow a smile at dat, “Well den, heres hopin I don’ get myself killed den.” An I gave ‘er a kiss in return. It tasted like... blood.

She pushed me away, “Now now, dumb ass, you have a mountain to climb. Come back and we’ll see where things go~”

“Aye!” An with dat I made my way towards da mountains.”

>Do I head straight dere through da fields or around usin da roads?

>>3709198
Fuck thats cute.
Lets go through the fields

>>3709198
The roads, also give Cliff a few scrachs behind 'is ears before leavin'.

>>3709264
Straight through the fields. And I too lament the lack of involvement cliff has gotten. I hope soon we have an interesting moment when raphtalia sees a Cerberus.

>>3709388
I'm pretty sure she's already over it since she and sheild boy when to the mines

>Kissing Exe taste like blood.
I'm starting to hope that was from some sausage or something. Otherwise, might be a good thing we knighted her instead of letting her class up directly.

>>3709685
Actually, I just thought it matched her character. Either that or alcohol.

>>3709815
And here I was concerned there'd be some 'calamity's champion' fuckery about.

Makin my way to da gate I noticed somethin comin towards me, a big ol’ three headed hound. Damn though, I never did notice it but he got fuckin huge.

As they made it to me, da middle head gave me a nice size liken with ‘is almost human sized tongue. I could only sigh as I started pattin as many of da heads as I could, “Sorry bois, but I can’t take ya. Lord said to do it alone.”

All three heads gave me a pout after I said dat. I guess its been a while since I rode him, all dat gate bullshit got rid of ‘is job, “Don’ worry bois. When I come back, I’ll make sure to bring ya a big ass bone an we can go ridin.”

All three of da heads looked up with excitement. I could only chuckle at deir happiness, “I’ll be off.”

With dat I put my back to da city, hiking my way past da walls of Shieldberry. It took about half an hour, of walkin an climbin, but I soon got over one of da far away hills an’ made my way foward.

Ya know, I didn’ really think I’d treck my way through da country. Da sun was high in da air as I crossed over hills and valleys. Lookin around most of da place was filled with either patches of ol’ farmland dat was taken over by weeds or patches of grass dat covered da hills.

Of course dat didn’ mean everything was desolate. As I was walkin I noticed men an’ women at work chopping into da weeds, spreadin seeds dat soon grew into da Shieldberry. If dey noticed me, dey would look at me for only a momen’ before goin right back to work.

Soon it was night, with da helm of true sight I saw everythin’. Stars were everywhere, an’ I could see two glowin things in da night sky, like when ya see da Milky Way. To one side was a kind of Purple, a color just like when da waves hit. On da other side of da sky was more Golden light, an when I say it my heart rose a little more. I’m pretty sure those are da Gods pittin demselves against one ‘nother.

I slept an soon it was mornin again. As I made my way over a mountain I saw some fightin’, a man weildin’ a small sword was surounded by what was lookin to be three bandits. Da man looked to be hurt pretty badly, a wagon neaby was on fuckin fire!

>Da Bandits were just surroundin da guy, how you wanna end dis fight?

>>3709911
Shout at them first. Demand a stop to the violence first. It could be those three are defending the wagon from the one guy. Or the one guy was with them and this is a beating for an accidental fire.

>>3709911
Shout out to the bandits and tell them to leave the poor guy

>>3710034
Support

>We're the sword hero.
>We have an accent.
>We're doing a religious pilgrimage to get the first bible.
We should figure out how to split our sword into more sword and become Alexander Anderson at this point.

>>3710610
We're Christian, not Catholic.

>>3710610
The only thing we're really lacking are those holy scriptures and Nanomachines Son.
Also If we're Alexander, wouldn't the King of Melromarc be Maxwell? And by that logic, wouldn't the waves, the mad goddes and her champions be the Millenium? Shame we're yet to meet some Hellsing organisation character type...

“Oi!” I Yelled over da fightin, “You fuckers stop fightin!”

As I was runnin down da hill to meet dem, da bandits took a look at me. Den dey looked at eachother. An’ den without much else da fuckers split from deir fightin.

“Runaway ya mother fuckin pussies!” I yelled as I soon saw deir backs goin over a hill. Without much more time I ran right over to da guy who was injured

With da Bandits gone he fell onto da ground, a nice size wound in his stomach. Without takin any chances, I took out a small health pot an dumped it on ‘is wounds.

“Fucker!” Da guy said as da potion started knittin’ is wounds back together. AS it finished he turned to me, “Thanks… Sir. You saved me eh?”

“Guessin I did,” I pointed to da wagon dat was on fire, “So what da fuck happened dere?”

“Oh that…” Da man chuckled to ‘imself for a momen’, “Well I was carrying a lantern when they shot me with an arrow arrow. Kind of dropped it.”

Takin a minute, I looked around da Wagon. Sure enough, dere was a shatted lantern an’ arrow next to it. Takin da chance, I swung at it with da [Elemental Sword Strike] with a ton of frost hittin it. Soon enough, da fire went out leavin a ruined wagon.

Da man got up from ‘is spot on da ground, now lookin through da wagon. I could see da man grim as he lifted up a ruined stock of straw, “Nothing survived the fire.”

“Sorry to hear dat.”

“Yeah, I’m just happy to be alive.” He said before lookin me over, “Hey sir, I know I don’t have anything to give you now but could you help me get to my village?”

“Where is it?”

He pointed to da North, “About a day’s travel that way, kind sir.”

>While it isn’ in da opposite direction, its goin to set me back a day’s travel at da very least. Do I help ‘im?

>>3710964
Let's go help the guy

>>3710964
Shure we recived no time limit besides the usual wave countdown. As long as we get there in the end its fine.

It only took me a momen’ to come a choice, “Sure, I’m not in a hurry anyways. North you said?”

Da man gave a nod, “Yes, just a day away.”

With dat we made our way north down a dirt road. Da sun slowly goin’ through da sky as we made our way through da grasslands.

Goin by road we hit a couple of small villages. Just as before, most were comin through to recover what dey lost durin’ da calamities dat hit dis place. Seems da Shieldberry hasn’ hit dis place yet though, since everyone is still tryin to get whatever was left in da fields back.

Soon it was night an’ we made our way to a hill top for campin. I threw some wood I was collectin into a pile an with a swift strike of my sword I set it on fire.

Da man I was guidin whistled, “Huh, are you by chance the Sword Hero?”

I rose an eye brow, “What gave it away?”

“Something like a flaming sword wouldn’t be taken so lightly. He said before leanin back, now that I think about it, you put out my wagon with your sword too.” Da man said while gettin dow to relax.

I shrugged, “I’m not really tryin to keep it a secret anyways.”

“Though theres one thing thats got me,” Da man rubbed ‘is chin, “Arn’t ya King or something? You should be in the Capital.”

I gave a little laugh, “Well couple of things happened while I was dere, an’ now I’m ‘ere on a Pilgrimage.”

“To where?”

“Mount Celestine.” I got out da Jerky, handin him a bit, “You could say I was told to go dere.”

>Da man gave a whistle, “That’s pretty far up, what’s up there for you?”

>>3711397
The will of God.

>>3711397
>Some revalaton or somthing. Dont know the full deataild only the one who sent me knows full details but the trip hopefully will be nice on its own too if nothing else seing my country will be worth it.

>>3711408
+1

“Da will of God,” I said without even a second thought, “It was like a revelation of some kind, an I knew I should come to a mountain I never even knew da name of.”

After a few momen’s though I continued, “Dunno da reason why he sent for me to do it. I’m enjoying da trip though, seein more an more of my lands helps me know da people I will be servin’.”

Da man grew a grin, “Thats as good as any reason eh?” Soon after he grew a little solemn before reachin into ‘is pocket, bringin out what looked to be a blue bandana of some kind. Differnce was you could see through dis one, an with da helm I could see a small bit of magic comin off of it.

He presented it to me with a smile, “For helping me out, by wearing this the air wont sap you of your strength.”

A little hesantly, I took it from ‘is hand, “How’d you get somethin like dis?”

Da man chuckled, “My familiy used to climb those mountains. While none of us tried Mount Celestine, I’m sure this thing will help you.”

With our talkin’ over we slept for da night, gettin up early to finish da journey. After a few hours da man cheered, “We made it!”

Right when he said dat a mountain broke da horizen, but dat wasn’ a normal mountain. Fucker was tall, so high up I couldn’ even see da peak from ‘ere. Though as I looked at it, da entire thing seemed to glow a soft blue color, almost like Dolly’s ‘uman form. At da base of it was a small village, thought it was dwarfed by da mountain.

“Mount Celestine. I fuckin made it.”

I turned back to da man I traveled with, only to see grass. Lookin around dere was no way da guy could have hid from me. Hell, I still had dis piece of cloth he gave me.

>Well, headin to da village or straight into da mountain?

>>3712162
The village, gotta see what the folks are like.

>>3712555
Support.

>>3712162
Straight to the mountain.

>>3712162
Village

With a liftin of my backpack I made my way down to da Village. From ‘ere I could already make out most of da village. Place was small, but I could see children runnin about without much care. Hell, da structures didn’ look like dey took much damage.

If I had to guess, dis place wasn’ touched by da undead. Maybe it was too far, dey had some kind of Divine Protection from God, or Mrt didn’ touch ‘em for some reason.

Walkin into da place I heard someone callin out, turnin to ‘em it was a ol’ man, “Hey there Sir, your not from around here are ya?”

I nodded to da man, “I am here by will of God. I aim to climb Mount Celestine.”

The man gave a laugh, “Well you wouldn’t be the first, nor the last. None make it to the top though.”

“Why’s dat? I heard not even Dragons go that high.”


Da ol’ man gave me questionable smile, “Well first the air is dreadful. The higher you get the more it saps you of your strength. Most decide to fall back before the top just because of that.”

“Is that so? Ya said most so what happened to da rest?”

He chuckled a little, “Well the Mountain isn’t kind my friend. Somehow things live up there and they arn’t adverse to killin climbers.”

“Ah, may their souls rest in peace den.”


“Hopefully dey do.” Da man said a little sly.

Quickly glancin around I noticed a small tavern an’ general good store. Dere were of course da children runnin, playin some game on a small hill.

>Well, should I ask some more questions to dis guy, go somewhere else, or head up da mountain?

>>3713131
Head to the tavern ask some more locals about the mountain

>>3713131
We do not waste Gods time. Head up the mountain. We asked enough questions.

>>3713164
Take my hat.

>>3713164
Support

“Well thanks for the info guy.” I said wavin to ‘im.

“Be sure to come down before you die! I think I’ll be betting in your favor!”

With dat I made my over to da tavern, walkin in to a rather calm place. Den again I guess its midday so who’d be drinkin.

A slightly plump man was standin at da counter, “Oh, welcome sir! Would you want a drink?”

“Aye,” I said takin a seat, “Anythin’ you can tell me about dat mountain?”

He poured out a glass a beer, “So your one of those guys eh?” He placed da beer infront of me, “Well things dangerous, but you already knew that. You only going part way or aiming for the top?”

“Aimin’ for da top.” I went to chug down some of da beer. Little more watered down den da city’s sadly.

“Well I’ll warn you no ones done it. Men who come back say the place is infested with snow-type monsters.” He went to clean up some of da mugs, “Rumor has it the biggest one guards the peak.”

“Really now. Kind of like dat game da kids were playin?”

“Yup, Giant of the Mountain.” Da man smiled somethin of a wonder, “Its one of our village’s specialties.”

>Anything you guys wanna ask this guy?

>>3713738
"Do your legends have anything on what Giants can't handle fighting against, or if they be scared of anything?"

That should be it. Then head up the mountain unless we can get our hands on something.

>>3713762
Take my hat.

>>3713762
Support

"Huh, you guys have any legends about Giants or somethin'?"


He shook his head, "No, just the game. If you wanna know, the name of the game is trying to get ontop of the hill without da Giant tagging you. If he does, you go to the bottom and wait for the next round. If you make it up, your the new Giant."


Chewin though I gave a noddin, "Well thanks for da beer." An I placed a few Silver into 'is table.


With does investigations done I made my way towards da mountain, and damn was it fuckin intimidating. I still couldn' see da top and I could feel my bones chillin' from 'ere.


Luck on my side, dere seemed to be a small path day was going to go up it, so I started my way.


>Is dere anythin special I should do starting my way up. Also give your QM a roll.

>>3714504
Make use of that cloth we got from that guy for up here.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>3714504
Set up thick bushes at the bottom in case we fall down.

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Well before I made my way towards da mountain, I need some insurance. With a little spreadin od Shieldberry seeds I soon had a nice, maybe two story bush growin now. Of course dis is only goin to be on dis side of da mountain, but I got a good feelin now dat I got some insurance.

With dat I placed da cloth over my mouth, da air comin in crystal clear like bein near da Mississippi. Without much more reason I started to march my way up.

It was nice at first, climin’ ‘ere was kind of like walkin my way through da country side. Da plants were nice to look at, an’ sometimes I would see goats runnin around. Of course sooner rather den later it was startin to get a little chilly. Guessin it was only goin to get harder from ‘ere, I pitched camp for da night.

Nothin’ much happened over da night, no giant monsters came over to eat my jerky. With dat I once again started my hikin, da heat of da sun on my armor soon becomin a fuckin coolder den shit. Not much in da way of snow was on da ground, but da path I was followin has just about faded. Lookin up I could see da mountain still, a little dauntin if I had to admit.

But I’m Mother Fuckin President King Jim Borris da First! No Mountains gonna get in my way of enlightenment from da Lord!

“YA HEAR DAT YA FUCKER!” I yelled at it, “I”M GONNA CONQURE YA!” An with dat I continued on my merry fuckin way.

Soon da plants I was seein were gone, an I could see a few bits of snow in da distance. I rolled my shoulders and preped myself.

I’m going to keep climbin dis bastard!

>Any changes to your climbing technique or something like? Also give me a roll.

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3715663

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>3715663
Maybe see if we got's cleats.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>3715663

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Makin sure I had da cleat on my feet I started my way up da bare sports of da mountain. A good grip of my steps made sure I was goin’ good on my way up. Soon I was havin to climb up faces of rocks da size of me.

Soon da cold wind turned to frost an’ da ground from rock into snow. I sighed, takin another rest as I was gonna be in thick of it tomorrow.

With da mornin I start my way up through da snow. Of course it wasn’ thick at first but now it was growin to be atleast up to my ankle. It was fuckin brutal, but I was tryin my fuckin best.

When I was atleast half a day into da snow, I noticed somethin’ was goin wonky with my game things. Da timers for da hourglasses were goin’ all types of funky, even turnin from red to blue on some weird occasions.

That… wasn’ goin to stop me though. I was going to make my up dis damn mother fuckin mountain.

It was about evenin’ dat I felt somethin off about my step. Soon enough dere was a small tumblin’ and out of da snow came up… snowmen?

I wasn’ jokin, dey had da large twigs for arms an’ a orange carrot for da nose. Dey were lookin mean though, deir mouths crocked as all hell an leakin a black tar like shit.

>How should I be fightin dem, and give me a roll!

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>3716748
>Fire sword and flame slashes cant go too wild as they likely are not the end of what the mountain will trow at you.

>>3716769
This, fortess and use ability boost. Big Stick Policy may cause an avalanche.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3716748

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3716748

“[Ability Boost]![Fortress]!” An with does yells the fucker got a pretty good notice of me. Without much trouble I started swingin at dem with da Dragon sword, makin sure to dorch the fuckers away. Flames did a pretty good wonder against ‘em, burnin’ deir icy flesh into water an’ black sludge.

Now I was fightin an uphill battle. From where ever da snow covered land, dey sprung up an’ gave me a nice target to slice. Add in dis ‘long with da climbin an’ I wasn’t gonna have a good time.

I pushed though, da bastards only twice overwhelmin’ me with deir numbers. It got to da point where I started makin a trench through da snow an’ ice. It was kind of stupid dat I didn’ start an avalanche now dat I’m thinkin about it.

Soon though night was startin to make its way overhead, da bright sun bein’ replaced with a calm starlight an’ da angry glowin of Gods. Luckily da glowin was givin me plenty of light to continue what was shortly becomin a failin’ front.

Damn I’m gettin tired. I mean, I fuckin gained two levels as I climbed dese steep slopes.

Soon I came upon what looked to be a small peak. Lookin down was a kind of nasty drop I didn’ wasnt to try. And then I followed dis by slicing da three snowmen dat thought dey had the mother fuckin drop on me.

With does fuckers dealt with I looked over, seein a nice cliff edge about twenty yards from me. An without even steppin dere Snowmen were poppin’ up an drewling a nasty sludge again.

>Well how da fuck am I gonna get by dis? Also, give da QM a Roll

>>3717249
Let's try something risky. Get our climbing pick out
and jump off the heads of the snowmen and onto the cliff face.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>3717249
Forgot the roll.

>>3717296
...

>>3717296
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>3717294
This is stupid.
>>3717296
This is rediculous
Can we please just do what we were doing?

>>3717359
Then roll for it.

>>3717359
>>3717405
Yeah, the rolling is for something else btw. JUst keep those rolls coming.

>>3717296
Good thing we put those bushes at the bottom, now we'll only almost die instead of plummeting to death.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3717249
I'm used to frits ending the dice rolls. Sorry.

Goodbye Jim you were a good king while it lasted

>>3717559
>>3717600
Fucking roll dice faggots.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

I'm writing it now, though I don't plan for the King to die just yet.

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Da winds were gettin brutal an’ those mother fuckin bastards were relentless. With a slice of my sword I killed five of them, but den seven of them would take deir place. Soon I couldn’ keep up dis mother fuckin place an’ had to do somethin.

I reached into my bag, bringin’ out a hiking pick and some rope. At least if I made it to the other side I can keep on marchin.

“[Flaming Elemental Strike]!” An with dat I wiped out an entire wave of the fuckers. With da given moments, I backed up for a momen’ before launchin myself towards da cliff face. My pick struck itself into da face true, an’ I was able to hold for only a momen’.

What I didn’ expect was an Avalanche of da mother fuckin Snowmen comin down on me. Da wave dat was gatherin above soon made dives for me, tryin to grab me on da way down. I didn’ even have a chance as one by one da fucker gripped me, den eachother. After gettin what could be twenty Snowmen on me, I heard a crack from da rock face.

And then I fell.

Do you guys want me to meme this or continue the story?

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As I came to I could my vision was blurry, da sounds of horses hooves hittin’ da ground hit my ears though. Lookin up, I could barely see da land we were travelin was like da mountain but none of da mother fuckin snowmen.

“Hey you, you’re finally awake!”

I looked to my side. Even with my blurry vision I could make out a blond man, though ‘is hair was pretty long.

“You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked into that Imperial ambush, same as us and that theif over there!”

>Fuck you Tom Howard

>>3717777
>7777
nice

Actually, this could work. I can either run the story as intended or we go on a small side quest in Skyrim.

>>3717790
I need votes! Yes or no on the Skyrim sidequest?

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It was warm when I woke up, da sky dyed a dark red. Lookin around, I had fallen on a patch of snow an’ rock from a really, really high height. Hell, I could barely make out da peak I fell from. Now dat I looked closer though, I could finally see da peak of da mountain. Huh, I came dat close to da bastard.

“Ah, your finally awake.”

I turned to where I heard da voice, an color me suprise when I saw… an Angel? He bore three pairs of wings, all relaxed on ‘is side as da man looked down with an amused smirk. ‘Is red eyes were lookin at me intently.

“Hell yeah I’m alive.” I said to da Angel, “Its going to take more den a fuckin fall from a cliff side to kill me.”

Da man simply shook ‘is head, “Then I am to be the bearer of bad news, Champion of my Father. You are dead.”

“Oh… well fuck.” I relaxed my head on da snow, “Well dat explains why I’m not cold. You Azrael?”

Da holy being nodded, “Yes, and you are the Mortal who has been using my sword. Well, a copy of it. Still I must respect you for not dying just by touching it.”

I shrugged, “Not like it helped me much. Dying isn’ much help in runnin a nation.”

The Angel shook ‘is head, “It never is, though it was happened often. A word of advise though, never have any Bastards.”

I nodded, “Got it. Arn’’t I dead though, wouldn’ dat be useless on me?”

The Angel smiled, “That is why I am here. You see even if this world is not my Father’s, he still worries for the humans descended from Adam and Eve. They are still his people, my nieces and Nephews in a way. And you know God, no matter how much he punishes his children he can never outright abandon them.”

He brought out a small box that was ornate. Layered in white marble an gold it looked to be a precious little thing, “Within this box is a fragment of our Father. With it, you can be resurrected as an Apostate, a True Champion of Yahweh. You however will never receive rest, your soul forever bound to be living, breathing flesh that will forever travel realities.”

‘Is eyes glowed as he tossed it around ‘is hand, “Your already a Saint. If someone found your body the bones could likely repel anything the Medea threw at the world. Maybe not the God herself but definitely her monsters.”

> He den gripped it in one hand, “But God desires you to return so that you may bring order to the world of sin. So, what is your choice Jim Borris.”

>>3717791
Voting is still open, just that this here happens no matter the pick.

>>3717791
ye

>>3717862
"I still have promises ta keep, so I may as well take Our Lord's offerin'."
Take it and try again.

>>3717791
No on Skyrim. Continue the quest.

I mean really. If we do get memed into Skyrim. Kinda would kill all the buildup of the quest man.

>>3717791
Nah

>>3717862
Take it. It may be a curse in the future, bit for now it is a boon.

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“Well, ya know I still have some promises ta keep,” I said extendin my hand to ‘im, “I’ll take what my lord is offerin.”

Azrael grew a gentleman’s smile, “A wise descision.”

He opened da box, a small soft red glow comin from it. Soon he removed the piece of my God from it, a small orb dat kept changin from red an’ gold that even from ‘ere I could feel its power. This was a piece of my God.

“Our Father still expects you on top of the mountain, this is simply a Boon for your service.”

An without much else he jammed it right into my chest, my entire being becoming something I didn’t know it could become.

And then I woke up. It was fucking cold, so fucking cold. I mean it was so fucking cold I would swear someone fucking threw me into a pond in winter only to forget about me. It wasn’t far off, considering I was in a mother fucking ice cube. Soon though I felt a warmth within my chest that stretched to my limb.

With a heave I strained my muscles, the feeling of once cold dead flesh coming back from a long sleep fucking hurt like hell! Thousands of needles seemed to follow the warmth of my soul. Soon though, I felt my fuckin prison crack. One more heave and it shattered into nothing.

Now that I was free, I started lookin around da area and myself. First thing I did was look up into the sky, a cresent moon in the sky along with the might of Gods. I could see the top of the mountain now though, an bunch of colors seemed to be bouncing off its peak like one of those Aura Borealis I heard about.

Lookin at myself, I noticed a nice size hole right where my chest was as well as the bloody spike of stone I’m guessin I was staked on. Well, I guess I really did die. Looking into my pack, half my rations were frozen as an icebrick.

Lookin up, I could see da peak I fell off of, but luckily none of those fuckin snowmen.

>Well, how am I gonna do this?

>>3718335
Cover our chest and use the rope sword to make repel lines this time like I would have had us do if I was able to post earlier. Then continue the climb up and keep going making more safety lines so we don't have to fall off twice.

Also am I correct in assuming we now share a weakness with glass in that if we get hit with Mana drain it absolutely fucks us?

>>3718384
Give me rolls.

>>3718384
support

>>3718858

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>3718870

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>3718858

>>3718384
Support

>>3717296
>>3717733
This is why I hate criticals on dice. Shure 100 is nice and all but when 1 fucks story flow and insta kills you needing QM to pull some bs one has to wonder why even have them? I would be fine with there being no crits good or bad certanly would make this less swingy.

>>3718909
>>3718945
Yeah, I was planning for something like this to happen. The Climb DC was going to go up until a 90 would save you guys.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>3718384
Support
>>3718945
Werent you going this changes everything on that 95?

Unmodified 3 1d100 is allways inconsistent it jumps from high to low constantly because the range is so big but 100 and 1 are way rarer than say 3 1d20 where number rainge is smaller but 1 and 20 are common enought sight. My favorite dice that I have seen only couple of times in quests are 3 3d20 where 3 dice are aded up to final result and induvidual dice dont mater if they roled 1 or 20 criticals are 3 and 60 but chances of that are unlikely like I have seen crit on it once ever. Its also dice thats more likely to roll close to averige.

Theres also posebility of in house rulings like crit fails only count if no other dice meats the dc or theres 2 or them for example. (Explaining what people allready know what a wanker am I riight)

>>3718864
>>3718904
>>3719101
Also whats with all the purple?

>>3719108
Guessing the Thread attracts witches or something.

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Usin what little cloth I had, I covered the giant ass wound in my armor an preped some tools. Readying my pitons and an a turnin my sword into da Climbin’ version, I started my scaling up.

My climbin took a lot of just makin’ safety lines so I don’t waste a second lease on my life. It was pretty hard making my my way up, but for some reason I felt a good bit stronger. Hell, if I wasn’t putting so much time in making some insurance I would have made it up in an hour.

By da time morning hit I was eventually over the cliff edge, standin where I was aiming to land with that daring jump. I glared off to the sides, and of course all those damn Snowmen were rising from the snow.

I changed back to Azrael’s blade and went for a rush, but den I noticed somethin’ odd. Does Snowmen, they were keeping a distance from me now.

I couldn’t believe it at first, but I continued my charge only for the buggers to break into a sprint in the opposite direction! With caution in mind, I didn’t touch the fuckers as they broke.

With a sigh I looked my way up. If I continued like this I would make it in maybe two to three days, but I felt that if I rushed it I could make it in one. Without hundreds of Snowmen comin’ at me I was sure I can go a little reckless.

>Well, should I go fast slow, or we got recommendations?

>>3719086
Oh... Its just that the nat 1 made the event look bad. I have seen plenty QM screwing themselves along with players because they rolled that.
>>3719122
No 4chan aknowliges our royalty as purple is a royal color.

>>3719194
>Just a bit reckless. If you die again you are going to complai to bone dady.

As long as we dont jump off clifs like a goddamed Leroy im fine. Also it looks like these snowmen are somthing the Big Ultra Thot put here if their reaction to us now is anything to go by.

>>3719194
Take out time making sure out footing is stable and the mountain isn't weak or just snow at places. Use our heads. Keep making sure we use the rope sword to keep us steady. These things are scared of Azraels sword so best keep it out when we're not using the rope sword.

>>3719243
Seing as the snowmen are acting (seing as the attacks were bigest danger) I think we can aford it.

>>3719243
Isn't being reckless what got us killed this time? I don't think we'll be able to come back twice without penalty?

>>3719280
It was more that you guys got mother fucking surrounded and forced to take a chance.

>>3719280
Fine.
>>3719254
Switching

>>3719283
If that's the case we should probably try going straight up the mountain, climbing by sticking to the wall.

>>3719243
Support

>roll for me.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>3720541
See my nat 1! We will be yeeted off a mountain by a giant ambush.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>3720541

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And so I hiked, making my way up the mountain in my own two feet. Without bother of the monsters, I was able to go alot fast then I was. A jump here an’ there was enough to keep me goin’ up with ease.

Though I could feel it in my bones though, this wasn’t my original body. It was stronger, faster, and sure as hell better den my last one. Even without my [Ability Boost] I was able to jump casums and scale walls with ease.

As night once again fell I climbed my way to some kind of plateau. It wasn’t the top of the mountain, hell I’m pretty sure dis is where the sky use to meet da mountain.

As I Looked forward ready to continue climbing the earth shook for a momen’, “Welcome, Champion of Yahweh.”

What I saw walkin towards me was a man who stood two and a half stories tall. His skin glowed a powerful purple and his face hosted an epic beard that ran to his chest. In his hand was a massive weapon, a Haldberg if I remembered.

“You have traveled my Mountain for some time, and had experiences many men do not live through.” His voice was so dep an smooth it was like listenin to mother fuckin Johnny Cash, “Risen once again as a true Demi-God, you have come for a chance to speak to your God.”

“Aye, thats all I’m here for. I’m guessin you are going to be in my way?”

The Giant nodded, “It is my job to protect this world from others, let them be God, Demon, or Mortal. Forever bound to Mount Celestia, I am ever vigilant.”

>Anything you guys wanna ask the Giant, or we going to get this fighting under way?

>>3720693
"Then I trust there will be no ill will with our clash."

Big Stick Policy and Fortess. Make use of Azrael's sword.

>>3720707
Support

>>3720707
>>3720715
>Roll!

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>3720860

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>3720860

>>3720943
>>3720936
Looks like we will be yeeted after all unleas some hero drops godly 3rd roll.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>3720860
No fails today! Come on!

>>3720965
Alas our faith is to be yeeted good night my brothers.

>>3720969
Stop saying we're getting Yeeted. We might get bashed a bit but I doubt we're gonna take a flight off the mountain with a role over 25.

>>3720976
Its an exageration. Someones grumpy today.

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“Then I trust there will be no ill will for our clash?”

The Giant nodded, “Yes, Champion of Yahweh. This is simply the job assigned to my by a dead God. Even if I believe in you, I cannot hold back.”

“Aye! Well lets get dis fuckin started! [Ability Boost], [Big Stick Policy]!” An with that I rushed the being with Azrael’s sword.

Even if I gave a charge, the being wasn’ slow at all. Without a second’s warning he swung it towards me in an arc, to which I was forced to block with the sword. I could feel my bones quake as da attacked landed.

With a spike of force I sent ‘is weapon into the ground, giving me a chance to smack him with my sword. He was fuckin fast though, bringing ‘is handle to block blows one and two. With a little more strength I gave a third blow that pushed ‘im back a little.

He wasn’ that dull though, as the next momen’ I recieved a punch the size of my body. I was sent to the edge of the Platue in a single bound, but instead of charging to finish the job he was chanting something. My eyes widened as he released a barrage of magical attacks that all slammed into me.

I could feel the injuries, but when I checked I finally noticed my lack of a health bar. Hell, it seemed now everything I had before was missing except for the sword and how to fuckin use it. Still, I wasn’t bloodied yet and I sure as hell had more fight in me.

>Next tactic?

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3721411
The problem is the knockback so we should still use [fortress.] But using our own knockback isn't likely to work. Him casting spells is likely the problem. If there's a way to cut of his magic and prevent him from casting. Like a [sanction] that would be perfect to swap out [big stick policy] with . . Wasn't there something about manaflows in those books Mrt explained to us?

Aside from that we should try instead of using smite to use lesser elemental slashes and the life steal of Azraels sword. Probably best to use fire.

>>3721478
Support

>>3721478
>>3721680

>Rolls