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>Wake up

You wake up. Looks like you’ve been strapped to a surfboard and the goo-you is dragging you up and down the surf.

Uh oh... that’s how a random encounter happens!

What do?

>Be forced to look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3693381
>Look for PKMN

>>3693381
>Try to get in touch with Joyous
>Struggle
>Scream for help
>Anything to NOT do that!

>>3693392
This, mainly the part about getting into contact with Joyous

>>3693381
>Write in
Say you actually have to surf on a Pokemon for it to work and not just surf in general

>>3693400
How about not pretend to be retarded.

>>3693392
support

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>Look for PKMN
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dft-1Hoggkg

Wild MISSINGNO appeared!

Things feels a little... different.

What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Contact Joyous
>Write in

>>3693407
>Contact Joyous

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>>3693407
>RED, TURN OFF THE CONSOLE

>>3693413
THIS.

>>3693413
Support

>>3693413
this
Fuck you Missingno.

>>3693403
I thought it was clever
>>3693407
>Contact Joyous

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>>3693413
The fucking mad man, support

>>3693407
>Slightly pull out the cartridge

Contact Joyous first. Turn the Gameboy off as a last resort.

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>>3693413
>>3693415
>>3693417
Ya’ll don’t want a GAME OVER now, do ya?

>Contact Joyous

You call upon your psychic link with Joyous, and ask for guidance.

“I dunno Red, this guy seems serious. He has his own theme music and everything! But.. if I had my best guess I’d say you should probably just catch it. It’s a Pokemon, after all... right?”

Well that’s one option.

“Also... I don’t think your regular pokemon really stand a chance against this but maybe.. may I can fight it? You know, with my elite psychic demon Chuuni powers? Maybe...”


What do?

>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
>Throw Masterball (Roll 1D1)
>Write in

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3693433
DO NOT roll to catch it. DO NOT pretend.

>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
Don't Die.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3693433
>>...Throw Masterball (Roll 1D1)
I feel like this will corrupt the game do not do it

>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
MIND BREAKER

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3693433
>>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10
IT'S A TRAP, the only thing worst than finding MissingNo is catching it.

>>3693433
>Be railroaded.

>>3693438
>>3693436
>>3693434
FUUUCCCKK

>>3693434
Shit, wrong dice. Sending Joyous out is a fool's errand.

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693433
>Throw Masterball (Roll 1D1)
I don't want to hurt joyous no matter how much she brags about her psychic power

>>3693445
Can you NOT do that?

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693433
You know what
>throw Masterball at Joyous (Roll 1D1)

>>3693442
Do you have a better idea then?
>>3693445
AND DOOMING ALL OF US IS BETTER?

>>3693445
Joyous is gonna die anyway if we catch MissingNo., you actual retard.

>>3693445
>>3693450
you two have just single-handedly ended this quest I hope your proud you pieces of shit

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>Joyous, attack
You roll shitty.
Joyous sends a psychic attack at MISSINGNO.
Obviously it doesn’t do anything.
He responds with an


É̶̢̗̥̰̹͔̦̹̳̠̈͗͒̿̑͗͊͗́̆R̷̢̛̟̭̝̟̙̖̈́̍̆͂̑̍́͌͘͘R̷̢̢͖̙͎̪̺͒́̔̾͊͑̚͠ͅƠ̴̹͎̙̱̘̏̍͛̐͆́̌̈͛̑͘͝R̸͙̥̭̖̫̳͆͂̀̉̒̔̒


You psychic link with Joyous is broken!

“Come on, Red. Can’t you see that you’re being railroaded by a shitty QM? Just toss the fucking ball.”

What do?
>Toss the ball
>Write in

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3693433
>Send in Joyous, Write in ATK, Roll 1D10

>>3693480
>Flee

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3693482
>>3693480
Red+Rage against the dying of the light

>>3693480
>>Toss the ball
I've been waiting for this moment ever since you faggots pussied out of being Boss Rocket.

>>3693480
>write in

Use all seven sins simultaneously to banish this monstrosity!!! GOD HAND!!!

>>3693480
Wait, did we forgot to put the Masterball on the sixth slot? God dammit, I wanted it to catch Mewtwo.

>>3693490
But we don't have all of them yet.

>>3693490
did we collect all of them?

>>3693480
>RESET

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3693490

>>3693493
>>3693495
Fake it till you make it baby

>>3693480
>Write in
Flee to dream scape
>>3693488
Behold, a legendary faggot.

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>>3693498
....you've fuck us all

>>3693499
>can use the heist chip to help stop this
>NAH WE DON'T NEED IT LOL
I hope you're happy, suffering the consequences of your own actions.

>>3693495
we only collected
lust
wrath
pride
sloth
gluttony
there are two left

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>>3693498

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

You try to rage against the machine, but you just trip and drop the masterball on MISSINGNO’s head.

Oh, you caught MISSINGNO!
And nothing bad came of it.

Wait.

What’s that music?


>uh oh

>>3693502
What part of "Pokémon can't beat this thing" didn't get through your head?
>>3693512
>uh oh

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>>3693512
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEE, fucking railroaded into a bad ending

>>3693517
Isn't it wonderful?
>>3693512
>wake up.

>>3693512
>Crush the ball
Fuck you my dude
this is only going to end poorly i can tell, but fuck it it might work

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3693512
>wake up from a bad trip after eating one of Shroomy's shrooms and proceed to leave Mount Moon

IS THIS FUCKING QUEST CURSED?

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>>3693527
fuck

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>>3693527
That doesn’t happen.

>Uh oh
“Welp, there it goes, Red. The corruption of the world! It was so Easy, too! Let’s sit back and just watch the devastation, huh?”

>Watch the fucking world end

IF IT'S ANY TIME TO RESET NOW WOULD BE IT.

>>3693532
Nah, fuck you. Reset.

>>3693532
PAP PAP PAP PARAPAP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3693532
RESIST

>>3693532
Turn off the game console.

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>>3693532
>>Watch the fucking world end
At last we can finally rest.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>3693532
>Go to the next game, this world is no longer worth it

>>3693532
>Reset
We never saved at all during this quest, did we?
Hahahaha.

>>3693553
THE MAD MAN, support

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>Meanwhile, in Pewter

>>3693532
>Reset the game
>Spend 3 threads in a corrupted new game then don't run the 4th for several years

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Guys
I had an idea.
Nobody Vote.

>>3693563
fuck brock no

>>3693577
Think it's too late for that, but that is kinda smart.

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>In Celadon...

yawn.

I am deeply upset by this turn of events

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>RG working his way up to Vermillion

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>>3693602
Pfft, you shouldn't be. You say it like the game is over already, or like this quest was ever meant to be taken seriously.

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>Vermilion...

>>3693613
I've seen enough, reset.

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If OP wants to throw Evangelion's plot at us, it's finally time.
We need to supplant one mecha plot for another.

>Palette

>>3693626
>Nothing happens
Nice.

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>>3693624
Wrong image, fag.

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>>3693626
>>3693637
Wouldn’t be a proper threat without forgetting the image

>>3693647
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>3693647
MOM NO WE WERE FINALLY GONNA FUCK

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>Ok wow, that was exhausting

Good, now that all the readers are gone we can finally get back to things.

You wake up on a desolate beach. The world is in ruins. Misty lays comatose next to you.

What do?

>Choke a bitch for reasons that have multiple interpretations
>Cry
>Examine green object
>Write in

>>3693664
>>Examine green object

>>3693664
>Examine green object

>>3693664
>>Choke a bitch for reasons that have multiple interpretations

>>3693664
Wake misty then check on pokemon

>>3693664
>Examine green object

>>3693664
>Fist bump with Misty. Bros till the end.
>Examine green object

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>>3693664
>cry
man fucking man atleast it doesn't get worse than
>sadpanda is going down in a few hours

>>3693664
>Wonder if we had met a Jenny would her head be on the horizon
>Examine green object

>>3693679
>Fist bump with Misty. Bros till the end.
Yeah, we're not socially stunted.
>Examine green object

>>3693681
>Sadpanda is about to die
Wait what?

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>Examine Object

You take a moment to fist bump your bro. Looks like she isn’t in much of a fist bumping mood.

The object is your trust old Gameboy! Man, you remember the good times you had with this thing.
But it looks like the game Data is corrupted...

What do?

>Start new Game
>Write in

>>3693697
the end is nigh
>>>/h/5411286
save it save as much as you can

>>3693701
>Start new game

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3693701
>>Write in
Blow into the cartridge

>>3693701
>Start new Game

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>>3693701
>>Start new Game

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>Start new Game

You take out the cartridge, blow on it.
You start up a new game and choose being a Boy.
Now that you think about it that wasn't a Gen 1 option, but who's keeping count of mistakes?

Sweet, you’re a dude and you’ve got the bits to prove it. Time to set off on your Pokémon jour-
Wait. You have no Pokémon,
What do?
>Run into the tall grass like an idiot
>See the Pokémon Professor
>Check your PC
>Write In

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>>3693701
>Start new Game

>>3693702
God fucking damn it

>>3693719
>>Check your PC

>>3693719
>Run into the tall grass like an idiot

>>3693719
>Check your PC

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>>3693719
>>Check your PC
[AAAAAHHHHHHH]

>>3693719
>Check your PC

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>Check PC
Time to wind down for a bit . You boot up the ol’ PC.
So many options!
>Check Item Storage
>Read News
>Browse Web
>Write in

>>3693743
>>lOOK BEHIND THE COMPUTER TO THE RIGHT

>>3693743
>>Read News
I've always wondered what this option was for.

>>3693743
>>Write in
Check porn folder for Noodle. That's totally where she'd hide.

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>>3693744
Oh, it's your private stash.

What do?
>Write in PC action
>Run into the tall grass like an idiot
>Write in

>>3693743
>Check porn folder

>>3693751
>>Write in PC action
Check porn folder

>>3693751
>>Read News
Stop recycling pics lazy fuck

>>3693753
Whoops.
>>3693751

>>3693758
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>3693751
>>Check porn folder for Noodle

>>3693751
>Write in PC action
Potion.

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>Check Porn Folder
Yep, it’s all here. The hottest skanks in kanto doing the filthiest things.
Damn, what a good porn folder.
You also grab your potion out of item storage.

What do now?

>Run into the grass like an idiot
>Write in

>>3693777
>Run into the grass
Also checked

>>3693777
>>Run into the grass like an idiot
Our boy is waiting for us

>>3693777
>>Write in
Cleverly subvert OP's attempt at railroading us into going into the grass by not going into the grass.

>>3693777
>Run into the grass like an idiot

>>3693777
>>Run into the grass like an idiot
everything is wrong and bad

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>>3693785
>You rush into the grass
You’ve always been told to stay out of the grass, but you were never the brightest voltorb in the bucket, were you?

Uh oh Spaghetti-O, a Š̶͙̾t̵͕̟̐͌u̶̜͇͌͆a̶̩̍́r̸̡̛͇t̴̬̽̍ appears! And it’s PISSED. It may not be the mightiest of mons, but if this sucker sinks his fangs into you you’re in big trouble. What do?
>Sensibly run away
>Scream for help
>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH
> Hug Stuart
>write in

Wait a minute though I know some of this is supposed to be like meta or whatever. But there were never any confirmed reports of missingno corrupting save data. Like at most it would cause graphical glitches that could be fixed easily alongside duplicating a specific item in the item slot. When you think about it missingno has no real power

>>3693796
>PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH

It’ll be our introduction to battling!...with our fists!

>>3693796
>hug Stuart and tell him how proud we are of him too

>>3693796
> Hug Stuart

The worst that can happen Is we die. I want to fight It. I want them to remember. I want to fucking win, I WANT THE FUTURE BACK GODDAMMIT.

>>3693796
>> Hug Stuart
REMEMBER

>>3693798
Yeah, this would be closer to one of the glitch 'mons that you typically need to use the mew glitch and other shit like that to find.

There's also the fact that you need to talk to that old guy that teaches you how to catch pokemon before you can SURF CINNABAR, and I don't think we ever even met that guy.

>>3693796
>HUG STUART

>>3693796
>> Hug Stuart
This isn't going to work
But I want to believe

>>3693796
>Hug Stuart

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>Hug Stuart

You hug the rabid pokemon. It tries to take a chunk out of your neck, but you hold it tight.

Your heart swells with [PRIDE].
Hey... you still have that! That must mean....
Yes! The other powers are still there as well!

...

>Enter the Mindscape

>>3693818
>>Enter the Mindscape

>>3693818
>>Enter the Mindscape
We're doing it
WE'RE MAKING IT HAPPEN

>>3693818
>Enter the Mindscape

>>3693818
>Enter the Mindscape

It's time. It's time! STUART! JOY! MOM! GURREN, DREAM, NOODLE, BERNIE, CHEESE! Everyone! Goth Joy, Neet Joy and Chuuni joy, even blue that little shit WE'RE COMING.

Godhand- ACTIVATE

>>3693818
>>Enter the Mindscape

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>Enter Mindscape

Wow, it’s really fucked up in here... you can barely see a thing.

Amid the stormy mess, you can barely make out Stuart.

“RrrEd!... Thank goodness you’re okay!...”

Mind static blocks him out for a moment.

“We still have a chance... Can’t capture... need the seven sins...”

More static.

“-is His right hand. You have to capture it... instead of throwing Dream you have to...”

it starts breaking up more.

What do?

>Tell him you understand
>Ask for more info
>Reach out to him
>Write in

>>3693835
>Tell him you understand
>Reach out to him

>>3693835
>>Reach out to him

>>3693835
>Instead of throwing dream at ditto red we need the power on his right hand so we capture him?

>>3693835
>>Reach out to him
BUDDY!
>>3693841
deR is MissingNo's right hand, we have to capture it.

>>3693835
>>Tell him you understand
>Reach out to him

>>3693841
>also reach out to him

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>reach out
You reach out to Stuart, and the mindscape collapses around you.

When you wake up, Stuart is still on your shoulder and back to his regular self. You get the feeling that you won’t be able to enter again any time soon.

What do?

>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar

>>3693867
>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar

>>3693867
>>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar

>>3693867
>>Alright alright, fast forward to---NO MONTAGE

>>3693878
YES
MONTAGE

>>3693867
>Alright alright, fast forward to Cinnabar
>Maybe skip flirting with most Joy's and calling Mom?
>And don't burn Gurren this time around?

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>Poke Center
Cool, heading to the poke center. But first, you take a moment to reflect on your journey.

You’ve really come a long way! Times were tough, but you’re so close to living out your dream as Pokemon Champion. You know there will probably be a few more hurdles in the way, but everything has worked out so far, right? Right.

Before heading back the the poke center, it’s time to treat yourself.

What do?
>Throw Ultra Ball Behind you (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)
>Write in

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693882
>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693882
>>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)
Prevent Missingno. from being able to force us to catch it, and also take out his right-hand mon.
Kill two birds with one stone.

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693882
>>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)
Not even gonna give you a chance

Rolled 1 (1d1)

>>3693882
>>Throw Master Ball Behind you (Roll 1D1)
SUPPORT
>INB4 nat 0

I hate to waste the master ball on this fuck but it is what it is

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>Toss Master Ball Behind you
You do that. It hits the Ditto and captures him in a hurry.
Wow, those things really DO work.

“I GOT U, FUCKER. I GOT U AND I’M GONNA COME BACK HERE WHEN I’M GOOD AND GOD DAMN READY AND WIPE THAT DUMB GLITCHY FUCK OUT OF EXISTENCE AND FUUUUUUCK YOU. FUCK.”

You pop off big time.
Joyous looks concerned.

You caught a ditto!
Roll 1D100 to name him.

What do now?

>Surf north to Palette
>Fly right to Viridian City
>Write in

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>3693910
>Fly right to Viridian

>Ditto name: COKBAG

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3693910
Fuckboi

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3693910
FUCK FACE

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3693910
>Has Been

>Fly right to Viridian City

>>3693910
>swap Kitty out for Sexy

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>3693910
Name him Friend.

>Surf north to Pallet Town

>>3693922
>>3693918
Aw man, off by one. But the dubs count for something right? Along with the cruel symbolism?

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>3693910
>Fly right to Viridian
>Liquid

>>3693910
>>Write in
Switch out Kitty for Birb. Then
>>Fly right to Viridian City

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>Fly straight to Viridian
No time to waste, you’re going to be Pokemon champion soon! Then you can go back and waste that clown.

You stop by the Poke Center and heal your mons before you go.

Viridian is pretty much the same as you left it. There’s a Poke center, a Poke Mart, the Gym..

You stole an Earth badge before, but something tells you that you should check out the gym sometime.

What do?

>Poke Center
>Poke Mart
>Gym
>Route 22 (towards Victory Road)
>Write in

>>3693950
>>Poke Center
We never entered this Center before, right?

>>3693950
Are we here for our last badge or towards the elite four?

>>3693950
>>Poke Center
Have we healed up our shit? If not, do so.

>>3693950
>Poke Center

>>3693950
>Poke Center

>>3693950
>>Poke Center
Kitty for Sexy

This got dumb. Again.

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>Pokemon Center
You decide to check in at the local pokemon center.
Ah, S&M Joy. How pedestrain.
What do?

>Flirt with Joy
>Check PC
>Write in

>>3693985
Nah, we ain't into that.
>Heal and check PC

>>3693985
>>Flirt with Joy
We've been doing this since the star we aint gonna stop now.

>>3693985
>>Flirt with Joy
TRADITION
>swap Kitty for Sexy

>>3693988
Support.

>>3693985
>Flirt with Joy
How's she gonna do her job like that

>>3693985
>>Flirt with Joy

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>Flirt with Joy
You attempt to flirt with Joy, but it seems like she’s all tied up at the moment. haha, get it?
Jesssus christ this quest sucks and I’m sorry.

Anyway.

What do?

>Check PC
>Head to Rt. 22
>Write in

>>3694025
>>Write in
Heal our pokemon.

>>3694025
>Gym

>>3694025
>>Check PC
>swap Kitty for Sexy

>>3694025
>>3694033

>>3694025
>>Check PC
>>3694033
We already did >>3693950
>You stop by the Poke Center and heal your mons before you go.

If we have fly, shouldn't we visit pallet town?

>>3694045
Oh, then
>>3694025
>Check PC

>>3694046
NO

>>3694045
Ah alright. Then I change >>3694033
to
>>3694025
>>Check PC

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>>3694046
If enough people want to :)

>Check PC
you check the hastily drawn PC.

What do?

>Swap Pokemon (Write in PKMN and which one to swap for)
>Call (Write in who to call and what to talk about)
>Item Storage (you have nothing in here)
>Write in

>>3694059
>>swap Kitty for Sexy

>>3694059
>Swap Noodle for Birb
Sorry girl, is not you is me.
>>Call Oak, tell him we got all badges and a Legendary!

>>3694059
First >>3694065
then
>Call Mom, ask her if she's ok

>>3694054
Its gonna happen

>>3694065
no bro swap fishstick for birb

>>3694059
>>Swap Pokemon (Write in PKMN and which one to swap for)
Swap Kitty for Birb.

>>3694063
Just because she's flirty doesn't mean we should remove our psuedo-legendary.

>>3694070
support as to keep noodle in party

>>3694059
>>3694065
>>3694067
Don't switch Noodle btw

>>3694070
Actually yeah, changing to support this. >>3694068

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>Swap Pokemon

You’re having a tough time deciding what party to go with.
Better leave it to chance!

>Roll 1D100 - Write in your choice of party change.

Remember that for every mon you pick, you must remove one.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>3694083
>>Roll 1D100 - Write in your choice of party change.
Kitty for Birb

>>3694083
SWAP KITTY FOR BIRB and SWAP FISHSTICK FOR SEXY

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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>3694083
>Swap Noodle for Birb
No more scaly shit.

His team is mostly weak against fighting/water and ground types. He doesn't have a good spread funnily enough

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>3694083
Kitty for Gurren.

>unironically forgetting Gurren

Also can we call Vermillion Joy and tell her that we can go on that second date with her after this gym? If we still stole the gym badge

>>3694083
>>3694095
This

>>3694095
You know what, I'll wholeheartedly take Gurren if it means not losing Noodle.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3694089
>>3694083


>>3694091
get fucked

Ah shit, it probably should've been Fishstick.

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>>3694095
>Swap Kitty for Gurren

You feel like a bit of an idiot for swapping out the BEST POKEMON, but Gurren is cool too, you guess.

Anything else you want to do at the PC before you leave?

>Call someone (Write in person + conversation topic)
>Check out Gym
>Route 22
>Write in

>>3694117
>Call someone
>Bob+Cancel Project

>>3694117
>>Check out Gym
Ah well, a shitmon for a shitmon. Nothing has changed.

>>3694117
>swap fishstick for Kitty

>>3694117
>>Call someone (Write in person + conversation topic)
Call Misty, tell her we white knighted the shit out of her, then tip our hat and call her m'lady

>>3694122
Shit, we should've done that way sooner.

>>3694128
no, please

>>3694117
>Call Oak, show off your progress and ask for free stuff from his aides

>>3694122
you mean bill
>>3694117
Call vermillion Joy ask her about the second date

>>3694117
>Call Mom + say we're coming home and ask if she can cook us something to eat

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>Call Bill
You call bob-er... Bill to make sure that your evil plan doesn’t go any further. It shouldn’t, seeing as you destroyed the chip.

You ring in and it goes through automatically and..
oop. Ditto murdered him.

Cool.

What do?

>Call someone else (Write in)
>Gym
>Rt. 22
>write in

>>3694161
>Gym

>>3694161
>call vermillion joy

>>3694161
>>Gym

>>3694161
>call cops

>>3694161
>Call Stuart

>>3694161
>call Vermilion Joy

>>3694161
>Call NEET Joy
Got to get that 2nd date arranged before the world ends again

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>Call NEET Joy
‘Oh, hey Red! It looks like your Pokemon Journey is going really well!”

Gosh, she’s the best.
You ask her on another date once you wrap this whole mess up.

“Oh wow... You do know I’m a grown woman and you’re a young man, right? We really shouldn’t...
but Ok! You name the place and I’ll be there.”

BOOM. It’s a date.

What do now?
>Gym
>Rt 22.
>Write in

——-
last post for the night.
Thanks for humoring me through the silly eva stuff, it was funny to me.

>>3694205
>Gym

>>3694205
>>Gym

>>3694205
>Gym
Thanks for running

>>3694205
>gym

thanks for running!

>>3694205
>Gym
Guys when we encounter Giovanni ourselves, we should show off the Silph Scope to him. He'll wonder how we got it. Then we send out Dream. Then we pull out the Persian photo and hold it up so he sees. Then we send out Bernie and wordlessly command him to burn it to a crisp right in front of Giovanni. Without dropping the same old smile Red always has.

Then we battle him and win.

I wonder if NEET joy genuinely thinks the age gap is an issue. Or is just playing it up as a joke

Holy fuck I just caught up
How the fuck did all this important shit happen

>>3694205

So long as you didn't do the bullshit philosophical crap that plagues EVA due to a fanbase that think they're intellectuals when the main creator just added them cause it was cool then we're cool.

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>Gym
Ah, Viridian City Gym. It looks like they’ve boarded up the old window. The door is open, but it doesn’t look like much is going on inside. A nearby sign says something about renovations.
You hear some sort of commotion in the back office.

What do?

>Check Back Office
>Throw Rock
>Write in

>>3696221
>>Check Back Office

>>3696221
>>Check Back Office

>>3696221
>Check Back Office

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>Check Back Office
You find Giovanni rustling around his ruin of an office.
“Man, can you believe this shit? I go off to build up my criminal empire for like a WEEK and some clown pulls this shit. Like, why even tear up my painting? This must have been personal...”
He notices you walk in.
“Oh, Hey kid. Haven’t seen you around. If you’re looking for the Earth Badge, well... Gym’s under renovation. You can go kick rocks.”

What do?
>Fess up to your crime
>Console Giovanni
>Write in

>>3696270
>>Console Giovanni
Maybe we can sweet talk him just enough to make him fork the badge.

>>3696270
>>Console Giovanni

>>3696270
>Console Giovanni
You need that Nidoran?

>>3696270
>Console Giovanni

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>>3696328
You tell Giovanni that that sucks dude, and that you’re sorry some dickwad did this to him.
You then ask him if he’s going to need that nidoran.
“Yeah. I’m gonna need it. I’m also gonna need all the cash and pokemon you have on you. Rebuilding a criminal empire ain’t cheap, and I’ve got my [GREED] to sate.”
Leader Giovanni wants to fight!
“Wait, how did you know this was a Nidoran, anyway?”
He’s getting ready to send out Rhyhorn!
What do?

>Write in

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>3696343
>Dream uses Double Kick
>...............It was a lucky guess

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>3696343
Dream double kick

There was a sign next to it

>>3696372
support

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>>3696372
Welp,that’ll fuck em up!
Dream basically kicks Rhyhorn’s head off.

“That Nidoqueen...”

Giovanni is about to send in Dugtrio!
What do?

>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>3696446
>Dream uses Earthquake
THE EARTH IS OURS TO COMMAND

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>3696451
>Dream, Earthquake

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>3696446
>Dream, Earthquake

>>3696475
Well fuck

>>3696475
man i shouldn't have rolled

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>3696451
>>3696458
>>3696475
>keeping a Poison-Type out against a Ground-Type
You deserve it, desu.

>Earthquake

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>>3696475
The earth shakes, the ground quakes, and Dugtrio pops up and slashes Dream badly on the chest!
ooo wow it’s a gusher!
She endures, but probably can’t take another big hit.
What do?
>Write in PKMN, ATK, Roll 1D10
>Write in