>>3729740
>Other
Well, we could always see if we could do a job for the King to see if they could lessen their grudge against Hit. Or ask Cabba if there’s some sort of ritual combat or duel we can participate in to achieve the same end.

>>3729740
>We can't let the Sadalans know!
>You... shouldn't come after all...

"Yeah, we definitely don't want to set off some sort of intergalactic incident... At least, not on my planet when they're still getting used to ALIENS. Unless - I don't suppose we have any to DISGUISE you, do we? Hm..."

I wonder if Sala can manage some sort of illusion? Though I'm still not sure WHY we're inviting people to fight in the tournament when pretty much any single one of them can sweep the whole thing.

Also, whoo, we back in it!

>>3729745
Support

Seing beatdown of aceptance where kings beaten down like a dog but in the end lets go of the blod fude would be glorious.

>>3729750
Hit in particular was not invited to fight.
Just to watch the tournament.
The kids... not even I'm sure why they were brought. Guess it's educational?

>>3729752
Like a demonstration match?

>>3729740
>We can't let the Sadalans know!

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Okay.

Looks like we have a tie on our hands
QM rollin'
1=>>3729745

2=NOPE

>writing

You scratch your head awkwardly, trying to wrap your head around that.
"That's... less than ideal."

"How so?
It doesn't affect you at all.
I'll simply not come to the event and-"

"No!"
You snap at Hit which prompts the assassin to quickly fall silent at your sudden outburst.
"Listen Hit! I want to have a good relationship with Sadala, both as a species and as an individual!
But if I stay in touch with you I wouldn't be able to do that with a clear consciousness! Not when I could jeopardize my entire species!
So...
I don't know.
I'll just prove myself to King Sadala somehow... maybe ask Cabba whether there's some sort of ritual combat I could challenge him to...
We'll see."

Hit looks at you as if you're retarded, trying to fix the reputation of a contract killer.
The absurdity of the situation eventually gets unbearable for him and for the first time since you've met him, his cheeks puff up as he tries to hold back his laughter but fails.

"Pffff-Hah! HAHAHAHAHA!
Well that's a first! You Earthlings never cease to amaze!"
But he quickly regains his composure and silences himself.
"Alright... Enough of that.
I appreciate the sentiment, but don't go and break your back over it.
After all, an assassins reputation is best not to worry about. Notoriety is part of business."

"Yeah... yeah, I know.
I just don't want to hide you all the time, nor do I want you to live in seclusion.
It must be pretty bad to live for... how old are you again?"

"I'm over a thousand."

"Wow...
Don't you tire of solitude?
Aren't you hanging out here because you crave some social activity?"

"Hmmmm...
I suppose you're right.
Very well. I'll just make sure to stay out of sight and out of mind.
Until you can "make things right", that is."

"That's the spirit!"

Hit then gives you a faint little smile and pats you on the head.
You're not sure if he's genuinely thanking you or if he's looking at you like one of those severely inbred dogs you can't help but find funny.
"By the way... I've been getting some interesting contracts lately.
I could use your help on some of them.
Would you be interested?"

>Absolutely!
>Er... depends. Not now at least
>Eeeeeh... I'm trying to cut down on my murder quota.
>Other?

>>3729859
>Absolutely
More Hit time? Hell yes!

>>3729859
>I'll consider it, I have to see whose heads are on the chopping block before I can make my decision.

>>3729859
>Absolutely!

>>3729859

Seconding this: >>3729869

>>3729869
Support

>>3729869
this

A'ight.
I'll consider that a maybe, which will probably become a yes the second you hear the details.
However we don't need anymore hanging plot threads for now

>writing

You consider his offer thoroughly.
And while you'd love to spend more time with the guy this is not something you can just say "yes" to all willy-nilly.
"I'll think about it.
But until I hear the details I can't, in good conscience, accept it."

"That's fair.
I'll need to work things out with my *ahem* intermediary.
After the tournament?"

"Yeah that sounds good."

"Hmph... then we are in agreement.
By the way, when is this tournament? I may need to rearrange some things."

"Right. I don't actually know myself.
Hold on..."
Swiping with your hand you create a miniature portal to your home planet and reach through with your hand, grabbing the scouter you got lying around before slapping it on your head and closing the tear in space.

"Hmmm.... That's the portal technique you used in the tournament, correct?
Handy."

"Yeah but it has a limited range."

"How limited?"

"Eh... Depends.
If I can concentrate it's a couple of kilometers, if I can't it's a couple meters."

"That sounds more than enough for the purposes of combat.
You should abuse it a bit more."

"I'm still trying to figure out its limits.
But once I'm more confident in my ability to keep them open and not cut my own arms off I will.
Now... If you'll excuse me-"
You turn on the communicator and wait for about a minute as Cabba receives your call and picks up.
"Hey Cabba, it's me. Got a minute?"

"Errr... sure.
Yeah."
You hear muttering in the background.
"What's up?"

"I was wondering about the tournament.
Got an exact date for me yet?"

"Errr.... aaaah... yes. Yes!
It's eeeeer... two weeks from now on."

"What's that in Earth days?
My sense of time is fucked in every way."

"A-Aaaa... wai-wait!
It's errrr... S-Saturday! Yes!"

"Is... everything alright Cabba?"

"Y-YES!"
Cabba shouts suddenly.
"S-Sorry Eric gottago!"
And he shut off his scouter.

Hit gives you a confused look.
"What's wrong?"

"Apparently it's two weeks from now on Saturday-"

>>3729859
>Hit then gives you a faint little smile and pats you on the head.
By the rules of qst, does this make Hit our dad?

"Isn't that a bit long?"

"I'd say it's surprisingly quick.
We don't have many places that could host such an event so they'd probably need to construct one..."

Hit then seems to scowl a bit.
"Correct me if I'm wrong... but you're saying you have no arena which could be used for this tournament, right?"

"Yyyyes. Why?"

"And the average powerlevel of your people is much smaller than the rest of the universes."

"For now."

"Then how do they know what specifications they should use?
It's all good as long as only humans participate or those who are willing to hold back against them.
But you said that you'd do an exhibition match against Cabba.
Doing that in a small, enclosed space might be dangerous...
Not to mention it'd be hard for me to hide."

"Hmmmm..."

>You're right. I should probably oversee things a bit to make sure it's adequate
>Maybe I'll go and catch up with Cabba. Tell him to pass on a few err... "requests" about the arena to the President
>Nah, pretty sure Cabba got this
>Other?

>>3729923
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>3729924
>Maybe I'll go and catch up with Cabba. Tell him to pass on a few err... "requests" about the arena to the President

>>3729924
>Maybe I'll go and catch up with Cabba. Tell him to pass on a few err... "requests" about the arena to the President

>>3729925
Well since Hit headpatted us, and headpats on qst are seen as the highest form of familial bond, Hit officially threw his hat in for the bid of being Eric's adopted father.

it's a shitpost mah dud.

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Is Cabba in the middle of fucking our sister?

>>3729931
Time to drop a continent on him.

>>3729924
>Maybe I'll go and catch up with Cabba. Tell him to pass on a few err... "requests" about the arena to the President

That motherfucker's with our sister right now, isn't he? It's execution time.

>>3729924
>Maybe I'll go and catch up with Cabba. Tell him to pass on a few err... "requests" about the arena to the President
That said, while Cabba's not always the most reliable guy around, he's not stupid - he knows what Saiyans are capable of, he knows how squishy the average human is, and he's seen what we can do. More importantly, whatever else the Sadalan monarchy, elites, and the SDF have in mind, he sees himself as a hero of justice first and foremost, and won't let innocents come to harm through sheer negligence, not when he's responsible for overseeing this.

>>3729923
It's more like Hit trying to bro it up with you but he's too socially awkward and doesn't know how to do that.
So he resorted to headpats

[s]He may have learned that from watching you[/s]

>>3729933
Oh no, I wouldn't do anything so drastic.
We'll just have him spend a week in Makai. A week in the regular universe, I mean - not a Makai week.

>>3729943
You see, this is genius! I completely agree, a month in makai is precisely what he needs.

>>3729927
Support

>>3729924
>Maybe I'll go and catch up with Cabba. Tell him to pass on a few err... "requests" about the arena to the President

>>3729946
Did you just x4 his time there? I aprove!

Come on guys. He's only getting some help with his "tail"

>writing

>>3729954
Alright.
Upgrade dropping a continent to dropping The Moon.

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>>3729954

"You're right."
You respond.
"Cabba might be many things, but he's at least dependable.
But while I trust his ability to oversee things I should probably take my fair share of the burden."
Stabbing the Z-sword into the ground, you transform without the added burden and prepare to open a portal.
"I'll catch up with him and help out a bit.
See you in a minute."

With a swipe you open a gateway to Earths upper atmosphere, away from prying eyes.
Leaping through you quickly transform back as the portal closes behind you and start scanning for Cabbas signature.
"Aaaaaand... there!"

Quickly letting out a burst of Ki you propel yourself towards the Saiyans location and move before any spy satellite could really get a look on your face.
As you get in proximity you slow down before slowly realizing where you're headed.
"No.... nonono....
NononononoNONONONONONO-
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

You pick up speed again and only come to a dead stop right in front of the window you located.
Though you're careful not to shatter the glass pane, you're much less considerate when it comes to barging in uninvited to your sisters flat.
Opening a portal before anyone realizes you're there, you pass through the wall and see Cabba standing half naked in front of you and nearly shitting himself.

"E-ERIC?!"

"You have five fucking seconds to give me a reason not to skullfuck you.
Five-"

"P-Please Eric I can explai-"

"ONE!"

"BRO STOP!"
Elena flies up to you and smacks you in the face.
It feels cold... what?

Looking down at her you see a bag of ice in her hand.
Water is dripping from it at a steady rate. Looking over to Cabba you see his shoulder is not only wet but blue and purple at the same time.
"O-Oh..."

"Yeah..."

"I'm sorry.
I got a bit... enthusiastic at the constructions...
My shoulder got dislocated pretty badly."

"Ooooooooooooooh.... fuck."

>>3729970
You win this round, saiyan.

>>3729954
If he ever does ask for help getting his actual tail back, we're making it as painful as possible. "Hey man, that's just the way it is - I elbow dropped Caulifla in the spine when she got hers, y'know?"

After borrowing an icebag yourself and cooling your head a bit both figuratively and literally, you sat down and listened to Cabbas story.
Apparently they wasted NO time getting shit done and with the generous funding coming not only from the government but pretty much every nation on Earth things were going smoothly...

Uuuunfortunately they were not nearly fast enough so Cabba volunteered to go from advisor to full on construction worker Asterix & Obelix style, using his superpower to move steel girders to place and raising entire walls on his own.
Things were going relatively smoothly until the incredibly fast pace of the construction started causing trouble as the workers attention lapsed for a second and nearly caused an accident.
A crane operator fucked up and dropped a massive cargo right on top of some poor schmucks.

But thanks to Cabbas supernatural reflexes, speed and strength he could intercept it in time.
However in his recklessness he managed to pop his own shoulder out of its socket.
And judging by the other bruises on his back the damage may be a bit more extensive.
No wonder. A dislocated arm would make even you drop your guard.

"I admit... seeing the knots in his muscles... his bruised body... his muscles..."
Elena nearly salivated as she spoke.
"I had to really hold myself back. But scolding this dumbass was more than enough of a distraction!"
She then slapped Cabba as well.

You sigh with relief.
"Okay, I MAY have overreacted... now.
But I had a DAMN good reason!
Anyway, what's with the hurry? You're really planning on raising this place in just two weeks?"

"Yeah.
Apparently King Sadala is not content with just a little parade.
He wants to come and survey the planet for at least a WEEK!
So we really can't afford to wait."
Cabba says.

"Huh. Why?"

"Apparently he's really curious.
Not many planets have fragmented nation states like yours, not to mention You had a big impact on him Eric.
So he really wants to get to know the place. And obviously the parades won't let him do that."

"Ssssshit..."

"What's wrong Bro?"

"Saiyans staying here for an entire week?
That... may be a bit too much..."

"W-Why?"
Elena asks you in her confusion.

"N-Never mind that!"

"Anyway Eric.
Why did you come?"

"Oh well I wanted to help with the preparations.
I got some ideas about making the tournament as safe as possible.
You're not the only one that wants things to go smoothly..."

"Why that's amazing!"
Cabba stands up despite his injury but quickly regrets it as he winces.
"Y-You could help me with welcoming the Royal Family!"

You give him an odd look.
>Suuuuure...
>That's a job for a politician... not me
>Other?

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>>3729995
Something like this?

>>3730004
>Look, Cabba, if you wanted me to bake the universe's greatest feast as a monument to the occasion, you only had to ask.

>>3730004
>Suuuuure...
We need to test out waters with them about amnesties for the girls anyways. Even if he grants our wish would be nice if we have established good enought a relantonship for them to do it bit more happily than they would otherwise.

>>3730004
>Suuuuure..

>>3730004
>>Suuuuure...

>>3730004
>Suuuuure...
>>3730009

We may not be a diplomat, but we’re the GoD’s own personal chef - we know how to stand on ceremony when we have to!

>>3730004
>That sounds great! Hey Elena do you want to come with? Give Cabba the smuggest smile you can muster.

>>3730041
Oh nononono!
Ohhhohononono! Ooooooo!
WAHHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHAHHHAAAAAAAA!

Okay!
>writing

But I will need to leave in half an hour

Okay, scratch that.
I still got a shitload of stuff to do.
Gotta bounce early.

Will afk starting now.

>>3730041
Oh my god.
You monster.
Excellent.

Phew.
Okay I'm home

>writing

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You think for a moment and a deliciously devious idea pops into mind.
As a cheshire cat like smile rolls across your face Cabba begins to sweat nervously.

"Suuuuuure....
I may not be a diplomat, but I AM working for the god of destruction after all.
But you know what would be even better?"
Cabba swallows nervously.
"If Elena came along with us."

"WHAT?!"
"WHAT?!"

They roar simultaneously but only Elena continues as the Saiyan is frozen stiff.
"W-Why me? What reason would be there to-"

"Why... you'd need to get familiar with Saiyan culture of course!"

"Ooooooooh...
I see!"
Elena coos and Cabba begins to hyperventilate.

"I mean... What better way to learn more about their history, their ideals and how their society?
And not to mention... I have a decent reputation amongst them and since familial ties are so important for them they'd most likely treat you with respect!
You are, without a doubt, the PERFECT representative!
Think about it: Wouldn't it be grrrrreat to tell the tale to your kids one day?
How you met their dad and through the power of love unified two planet- no... two races?
Isn't that romantic?"

By this point, if you were in one of your japanese animes, Elenas eyes would've turned into hearts.
She blushes hard and twirls locks of her own hair between her fingers as she fidgets in place.
"W-Well if you put it like that~!"

And all the while Cabba is having a fucking heart attack.
Because he knows, that you know, that HE KNOWS what... or rather, who will be present that day. And he's powerless to stop it.
Peeeeerfect.

>>3730146
hahahahaha. This is gunna be perrrrrrrfect~

>>3730146
There are many ways to break a man. This is one of them.

Now that the bull has been prepped sufficiently you can watch and laugh at Cabbas misery until the fated day of the Sadalan families arrival comes.
Oh you can not WAIT to see the ensuing shitshow!
You already have a few devious ideas in mind...

But just as you're about to mentally cross lines even Satan himself would think is "a little too much" you're snapped back into reality by your dear sister who has no idea what she's in for.
And if it's left up to Cabba she never will because the boy lacks in the spinal department.
"By the way Eric... If we're gonna play representatives then... does that mean you'll be staying?
Poor Cabba could use a bit of help. He practically has to do everything himself."

Surely she's exaggerating.
It's true that he kinda has to oversee everything but it's not like he has to be an organizer.
More like a consultant and even that's a stretch.
But... at the same time, it could be beneficial if you partook in the preparations.
God knows you don't want it to be left up to this guy.

>Sure. Why not? (This will time-skip forward 1 week but will confer some bonuses)
>Nah. I got stuff to do back in space (you'll wait and spend time with the others until the time comes)
>Other?

>>3730182
>Sure. Why not? (This will time-skip forward 1 week but will confer some bonuses)
Let's put our super-brain to good use.
Heck, maybe we can have the kids help from time to time, get their expertise on architectural affairs and whatnot.

>>3730182
>>Sure. Why not? (This will time-skip forward 1 week but will confer some bonuses)

>>3730182
>Sure. Why not? (This will time-skip forward 1 week but will confer some bonuses)
As much as I want to spend time with the others I think Cabba deserves the help considering what he is about to be put through. Plus, mystery bonuses.

>>3730182
>>Sure. Why not? (This will time-skip forward 1 week but will confer some bonuses)
Please lord let us see the list of fighters while we're prepping.

>>3730182
>Sure. Why not? (This will time-skip forward 1 week but will confer some bonuses)
"I DID say I came here to help!"

We can probably do a great deal with our telekinesis, and yeah, the kids could probably give us some pointers on architectural integrity.

>>3730214
That's not part of the bonus but you WILL be able to see them...
Cabba already made preparations on that front

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If we're helping prep...can we make a secret Hit hideaway for him to hang out?

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>>3730219
>Oren, Kamin, you got any suggestions?
>Hmmmm...how about a Brutalist style building?
>Yeah Eric, the materials are available in abundance at this location and would result in a long lasting structure for minimal cost.
>If I wanted a piss stained square for my arena I'd go to Eastern Europe. Lyn, you got any ideas?
>A CASTLE!
>See, that'd be fucking baller. Take notes kids.

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>>3730230
>Cabba already made preparations on that front
Good, we need to get Pacquiao in on this for sure.
Still need to talk to whoever the Guardian for Earth is or Vados for the top tier picks

>>3730257
Can confirm. This is what Eastern Europe looks like.

>>3730240
Yeah

Okie doke!
Bring out the dice kids!
No DC this time, higher just means better
Best of 4 as usual

>writing

Rolled 18 (1d21)

>>3730275
Oki

>>3730271
There ISN'T a guardian of Earth

>>3730281
Can we nominate somebody then? Because that seems kind of important.

Rolled 3 (1d21)

>>3730275
if i roll a 21, then the demon waifu uses magic to disguise as a human and enter the tournament because she's bored out of her skull

>>3730283
Depends. Who do you want to nominate?
But yes, you have the privilidge to bring anyone you want

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3730275

Rolled 16 (1d21)

>>3730275

>>3730283
Oh wait... sorry I didnt realize you meant the Guardian.
In that case no. That's in a Kais jurisdiction

>>3730278
Dat's bretty gud
18 bless

>>3730286
oof

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"I told you I came to help.
So that's what I'm gonna do. However I do need a bit of time.
Hold on-"
Focusing for a moment your hair flares up as you prepare to open a portal and Elena freaks out.

"B-BRO!
Y-YOUR HAIR-"
But Cabba quickly calms her down.

Reaching through the portal you start rummaging on the other side with your tongue sticking out.
Going in blind wasn't the smartest thing to do but now you'll have to live with it or look like a tool.
With a loud "AHA" you pull your arm out and with it, a large glass tankard to the base of which the bones of King Abraca were strapped.
Looking at it in annoyance you rip the jaw off.

"I swear to god Sam...
My swag is not your coaster... how many times do I have to tell you?"
Slapping the familiar old mask on you continue.
"Who knows what kinda shit it infested you with? Don't you remember the Lord of the Rings?
You don't drink out of the dark lords skull..."

"Errrr...."
Meanwhile Elena is giving you the mile long stare.
"Is that... really necessary?"

You turn around with your arms spread open.
"Nobody cared who I was 'til I put on the mask!
And besides, you are already dating a Saiyan. Pretty sure you don't need even more attention."

"True."

Cabba then enthusiastically stands up.
"Does that mean we can-"

"Hold on Doctor.
Now's not the time. That comes later."

"But I'm not a-"

Keeping up your focus, you quickly go back to the Destroyers realm and after explaining things to your kids, you tell them that they can come with you for a week long "vacation with work".
Oddly enough they agree because they are bored out of their minds as usual.
And once they are back, you finally speak to Cabba.
"NOW we can get started!"

>>3730366
If we aren't quoting Bane at every opportunity during construction I will be sorely dissapointed.

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Afterwards you got to work.
And even though you told the kids there would be work, the only thing they had to do is help with the plans.
Strangely enough, only Lyn came up with any good ideas like big walls, fancy statues, or making the stadium look like a castle where the twins said "sensible" things like making the structure as heavy duty and minimalistic as possible to make it last.
Psssht. What do they know anyway?

With Cabba and you the workers had enough physical aid anyway.
Though the people working there were smitten for quite a while when they realized they were going to get help from a living urban legend.
But their awe quickly faded once they learned you're just a guy and a weird one at that.
Your antics and constant Bane references made them more... irritated than enthusiastic.
Psssht. What are they gonna do anyway? Stop you?
They are annoyed, not suicidal. Yet.

Sharing the load between the two of you, the construction went fast, really, REALLY FAST.
With the walls of the stadium standing after only an hour, complete with all the fancy masonry and all the seats you could fit in there.
Plus you even managed to sneak in a little, hidden away area where the less... "savory" guests could safely sit with secret access tunnels.
The place was looking glorious.

The finished building looked like a weird but none the less astounding amalgam of ancient greek theaters, football stadiums and boxing rings.
And though the people there were confused about... several of your design choices, particularly the very gaudy decorations, like the various chinese dragons and the vine patterned pillars which held up the canopies resting above the spectator seats.
But most of all they had no idea why you wanted the arena to almost be the size of a football field and have it reinforced.
You assured them that it's absolutely, positively necessary.

All in all, you did a wonderful work and just in time for the arrival of your most esteemed guests.
Wouldn't want them to see the ugly construction sites, now would we?
But there is just one... teensy weensy little problem which you only realized now as you were preparing for their immediate arrival.

You had no less than THREE Tuffles with you...

>Fuck it. Bring them along!
>Show them off but don't tell anyone they are Tuffles
>Take them home. Better safe than sorry
>Other?

>>3730454
>With Cabba and you the workers had enough physical aid anyway.
>Though the people working there were smitten for quite a while when they realized they were going to get help from a living urban legend.
>But their awe quickly faded once they learned you're just a guy and a weird one at that.
>Your antics and constant Bane references made them more... irritated than enthusiastic

This merits an /x/ thread or whatever it was we moved those to.

>>3730454
>>Show them off but don't tell anyone they are Tuffles

Also, remind me what the Sadalan king's stance on letting the Tuffles redeem themselves was? Leave them to it but keep an eye on them with the genocide bomb at the ready?

>>3730464
I think it was /ayy/

>>3730474
Er... he was overjoyed when he heard you basically performed a miracle and resolved it without nuking them...
Buuuuuut he WAS the guy who had the nuke placed on your ship the first place

>>3730454
>Show them off but don't tell anyone they are Tuffles
It's the safest bet

>>3730454
>Show them off but don't tell anyone they are Tuffles

Okay then.
Hiding Tuffles like they are jews in the attic

>writing

>>3730550
>jews in the attic
>flashbacks to training the loli of time
>"AT LEAST HITLER KNEW HOW TO WORK AN OVEN!!!"

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Well... It's not like they'd know they are Tuffles, right?
After all last time they heard the natives of planet Plant were cybernetic monstrosities and not cute kids.
So you'll probably be capable of blindsiding them. Right?

So... with the kids on your side, wearing the full get-up which, come to think of it, might get you a few brownie points. Especially should the king or anyone important ask you where you got it from.
Cabba brings Elena and... most of the world leaders.
This is going to be a fucking disaster, you can already tell.

"Okay guys, ready?"

"Ready~"
They say unanimously.

"Then break!"

Flying out the window one by one, and with Lyn latching onto your back, you make your way to the rendezvous and get "greeted" by the justifiably antsy security.
They all point guns at you and you swiftly disarm them at once with telekinesis.
As their magazines fall awkwardly to the ground you speak up.
"Keep that shit to a minimum.
Those pea shooters won't do much good anyway."

But as the President moves in to shake your hand and greet you, Cabba and the rest of the gang, alongside you, snap their necks towards the sky.
"Not now Mister President... They're here."

"How do y-"

Suddenly several flying saucers swoop down from the sky at an alarming speed and only start slowing down abruptly when they get close to the nearby skyscrapers.
The central park was chosen as the area for their arrival and all civilians, except members of the media were politely removed from the premises.
Really the only purpose of the nearby military force is to make sure these daring souls don't get any ideas and try to sneak in.

Tensions seem to rise as the various leaders of the most prominent countries start sweating bullets.
Even the likes of the Russian president are adjusting their neckties as they have trouble swallowing.
As the spaceship lands the more daring ones prime themselves to step forth but... you ain't having none of that.
These limp dicked politicians would be broken in two bare handed by even the lowliest of Saiyans.
It's best to... ease things a bit for them and take the brunt of the assault.

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The massive claws of the ship dig deep into the soil and its ramp lowers, revealing... quite a few figures actually.
Two rows of Saiyans wearing similar, spartan themed armor but more regal looking with fancy capes. The royal guard, no doubt.
They stand at attention as the five members of the royal family descend, lead by none other than King Sadala himself.
At his side, his son, and behind him his wife and two daughers.

But before making his way down the ramp the King did a very Nazi-like salute and loudly yelled.
"WHAT'S POPPIN' MY NIGGERS?!"
And the media fucking exploded.
Not in the usual way, no. They did not start snapping pictures or recording anything.
They just stood still. Like somebody just desecrated everything they held holy by fucking it in every orifice, then making more holes with drills...

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>>3730639

Are we sure Towa hasn't begun meddling in affairs in a more subtle way? Like feeding all the wrong information to important people to bungle up diplomatic meetings and stuff?

Still hilarious though.

>>3730639
>Cackle loudly in the background.

>>3730639
Not Som. You fucking didn't.

>>3730655
So what if I did? Come at me bro!

>>3730639
How swole is his wife? I'm guessing there is an entire uper escalon of giga snu-snu that is solely focused on getting into a royal's pants that are so strong they can't mate with 99% of the saiyan population without killing them.

>>3730669
Yeah... I haven't given it much thought.
But either she's the Matriarch of the entire monkey race or... she got her position through other means.
Like Olenna Tyrell from A song of Ice and Fire

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You meanwhile, could barely contain your laughter alongside the twins whose cheeks were puffed up as they started blowing raspberries which eventually turned into full blown cackling.
Wiping some tears out of your eyes, you walked up to the man while still giggling and extended a hand to him.

"Greetings your highness!"

"Oh... Welcome Er-"

"Slayer... For now."

"I see.
GREETINGS SLAYER!"

"Less obvious..."

*ahem*
"Hello esteemed friend!"
King Sadala then grabs your hand and gives you a "firm" handshake. Firm as in, it'd break every bone in your fingers were you not fuck strong firm.
"Apologies for that previous display, we thought these were the most commonly used greetings on your planet.
Apparently someone didn't do a thorough enough research."

"Uhuhuh..."
You let out a little chuckle.
"Oh I wouldn't worry about that! An... easy enough mistake to make! Really!"

*ahem*
"Anyway, I'm sure you remember them but for the sake of formality let's get through the introduction.
Here's my son and the heir to my throne, Prince Sadala! These two beautiful little flowers are my daughters, Princess Azuki and my youngest Princess Caya.
And you haven't met yet so... My dear this is the first son of Earth... And she is Queen Pinto, my dear wife."

"Greetings Son of Earth.
My husband has told much about you.
Apparently you left quite an impression on him."

"I aim to please my lady."
You then nudged the three little Tuffles hiding in plain sight forward.
"These three children are under my care. Kamin, Oren and the youngest is Lyn. If you are so kind as to introduce yours, it's only fitting if I do mine."

"Hmmmm what strange names..."

Kamin then steps up with the biggest puppydog eyes she can muster and starts crying crocodile tears. Good girl.
"Oh Mister... It was horrible. We had nobody. Me and my siblings we... we lived in poverty, with nothing to our name.
Before the Slayer took us into his care we had no future to speak of. But now we try to live good lives and... and... and to forget all the bad things Dad made us pick new names. A new beginning.
We know they are silly but... it's the first thing we had. So we love them very much."

King Sadala then smothers a manly tear and his voice cracks a little.
"W-Well it can't be helped. Those are very lovely names indeed.
And make no mistake Son of Earth. I am a father first and foremost. I understand what it's like to raise children. You have my sympathy and utmost respect."

"Thank you my lord."
You then swing around and point at Cabba who gulps nervously and brings up Elena.
"And let's not forget about the hero of the day."

"Indeed...
Defender Cabba. Or... should I say Captain?"

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"Er... what my king?"

"You heard it right.
For your exemplary work not just on the battlefield but in securing this planet, I think it's time you were rewarded for your effort.
Now stand. Captain Cabba! Stand and introduce this lovely little thing."

Elena did a little curtsey and gave the king a proper bow.
"Your highness."

"E-Eeeerrr... my liege! She's Elena Asulf.
A daughter of Earth. She uh... She's not... a very influential person but she's most certainly a very special one!
I think she'd be a prime example of what the Earthlings could be capable of! And I'm sure once you get to know her you'll agree!"

Surprisingly enough the King doesn't really respond to that, letting his wife lean in and... sniff Elena several times as well as size her up.
Her ladyship gently grabs your sister by her cheeks and turns her head from left to right, observing her every angle before running her eyes alongside the entire length of her body.

Finally King Sadala spoke up... nervously?
"W-Well? I'm not much of an expert in women y'know dear..."

"It's fine dear husband~
Truth be told I'm surprised a bit. Not many females of other species have the fire needed to tame a Saiyan man.
Little boy Cabba is certainly right. She's quite special."
Queen then gently touches Elenas waist.
"And physically fit too. She'll bear many strong babies!"
Her smile seemed equally warm and bone chillingly scary.
Then she leaned in and whispered into Elenas ear.
"And don't forget dear. In Saiyan society women have power over men. For only women can give birth to Saiyan men..."

Finally the queen pulls back a bit and turns to... you.
"This little journey seems more and more interesting by the minute.
But I wonder... Is it just your bloodline that carries such potential or...
Well I'm sure we'll get to see it! I hope we don't impose when we ask you to give us a thorough tour!"

"N-NO MA'AM!"

"Splendid!"

Aaaand that's all she wrote for today.
Man.
I don't know where that paragraph came from.
>>3730669
This anon certainly managed to mess with me. I got inspired and just couldn't help myself.
Weird...
Aaaanyway all of a sudden I'm really excited about this pre-tournament stuff.
Next session we'll get on with our shenanigans. Many of which may possibly be related to Cabba and Elena. Plus the 2 princesses

Next session is... oof. I don't even know.
I got two nightshifts back to back starting tomorrow so...
I can only do a proper session Sunday.
I'll try to bide the time until then with some side stuff

See y'all there

>>3730701
See ya Not-Som, I hope Sunday is the day

>>3730701

Thanks for running!

>>3730701
Thanks for running! I'll keep an eye out for Sunday.

Rolled 15 (1d23)

I was busy yesterday sorry bout that, android of the day was

Rolled 21 (1d23)

>>3731651
No, not android of last run, android of yesterday. Let's try that again

>>3730307
I nominate sam, he doesn't seem like us who would rather spend the rest of our lives in space, and having god be a stoned magic lawyer would be hilarious

>>3731863
>Sam as a Guardian
>A mage high on drugs
For some strange reason I don't see this ending well. Either one of these would be bad on their own. But together?

Aaaaanyway, I got some time until the buttfucking commences for me.
So I'll probably do some writing.
Any requests? Or... anything I missed? I admit my memory is fucking shit but I THINK I don't have any backlog right now

I think I'll start by elaborating on the arrival of the Saiyans.
That sounds fun

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>>3731652
Heh.... Android 18 and 21 in the same thread?
You know what that means...

It was a tremendous day indeed.
The entire world watched as the nailbiting tension rose ever further.
Finally it was time. Time to properly make First Contact, to fulfill the dreams and desires of all those men and women whom stared up at the stars and wondered what's out there.
And as such it was only natural that everyone wanted to participate.

It was a once in a lifetime event and accordingly, it broke every record in the existence of TV history.
All the major TV stations from every country wanted to be there and cover it. But only a single one from each country outside the US was permitted access. After all there wouldn't be enough space anywhere outside a wasteland that could fit all of them.
And who would want to do that? No... It had to be done properly!

Generally those that had the largest viewerbase were allowed inside. Even countries like North Korea were more than eager to represent themselves and provide live coverage for their people.
And the demand was insane.
In every single household where there was access to the media at least one device was attuned for "The Arrival".

Literal billions were glued to their TV's and computers, with only the most jaded individuals who couldn't be bothered by the hassle of the laggy and often choppy broadcast not watching them.
But even these select few individuals were engaged in, often quite heated, discourse over the internet regarding the event.

What these NEETs and shitposters didn't know was that they too would soon tune in to these often reviled TV stations to have the laugh of their lives...

>>3732183
Huh, I didn't realize First (technically Second, maybe Third) Contact was being broadcast live. Goddamn, /ayy/ & /x/ are gonna have a field day with this one.

>>3732204
Eh... It's "Proper First contact"
Technically there were a lot of contacts but either it's just Cabba or things the wider populous didn't know or thought it to be the product of tinfoil wearing weirdos and nothing substantial

>>3732210
Hm, you're not wrong. The internet is [s]for porn[/s] gonna have a field day

>>3732217
Shit I always try to use BBcode here and expecting it to work. It never does.

>>3732217
Yeah I fell into that trap as well

It was only the best of the best that were there.
Naturally that included her. She had to fight her way through the cutthroat world of the news.
But finally she was here. After this day, she'll be a celebrity, they all will. And they all know that.
Those that are here have power... Absolute. It is time for them to spin things their way, to make sure they come out of it better than ever.

The light of the camera turns on and her assistant signals for her that things are A-Okay.
"Thanks Bob!
As you can clearly see the crowd is going wild as they await the arrival of the alien royalty.
Things have escalated quite far, as several people had to be escorted outside as they decided to climb on trees to get a better look on things.
While it's clear that the President spent quite a lot on preparations he clearly underestimated the amount of space such a crowd would require. Either that or he simply did not care."

"Yes Hannah, we can see that-"
A voice came through her earpiece, that smug bastard... He thinks he's so high and mighty sitting in his chair. But today, it's her time.
And she'll use it. For now's the chance to steal the spotlight.
"Has there been any information regarding the arrival of our "guests"?
Or were we left in the dark as usual?"

"Nothing has been disclosed as of yet and it's doubtful that we'll receive anything.
Nobody really knows what we can expect, only that apparently a small delegation from "Planet Sadala" will arrive, consisting mainly of the ruling family.
Nor were we given an explanation what that exactly means? We can only guess this means the "Saiyan" species is still a monarchy. How exactly such a primitive society which was proven to degrade women could create an apparently "Universe spanning empire" is... also unknown.
So sadly we can not provide any more information to our viewers until the aliens arrive-"

As she goes on however the crowd goes wild as several spots appear on the clear sky.
Some "funny" reporters even started going "It's a bird! It's a plane!"...
Oh how she hated them.

"However Bob it appears we'll soon have our answers!
As such I think it'd be best for us to stop for now and allow our dear viewers to watch things for themselves.
Will Mister President successfully establish peaceful relations with the first alien species we ever encountered, or will he make another colossal blunder and further prove to our viewers his incompetence?
This has been Hanoi Hannah from CNN!"

She nailed it.
Pulled the rug from right under him.
SHE got to be the one to talk, SHE covered it, and SHE'll be the one to reap the rewards!
Now all she needs is the aliens to not fuck this up for her. Or that annoying Cheeto.

>>3732256
Oh yeah, dis bitch bout to get it good

>>3732256
>Nor were we given an explanation what that exactly means? We can only guess this means the "Saiyan" species is still a monarchy. How exactly such a primitive society which was proven to degrade women could create an apparently "Universe spanning empire" is... also unknown.
....Um....What? Like....are they really trying to spin the aliens ruling a 'Universe Spanning Empire', as being 'primitive' and 'degrading of women' ....why?

Things then got silent.
People stared up at the sky in equal parts marvel and fear.
Reality started settle in. They were looking at an honest to god damn flying saucer.
Many of them felt a choking sensation and had to adjust their collars.

They knew this was happening and yet... somewhere deep down they doubted its validity up until the last second.
But now there was no more denial, no more hiding from the truth... not when Truth was screaming in their face.
This was happening. It's real. And it's here... NOW.

The legs of the massive machine spread out like a spider or some kind of bug and the heavy machine shook the ground as it landed.
Its main door opened with a familiar, sci-fi woosh and the ramp attached to it lowered.
A bright light poured out from the massive vehicle, casting a shadow over the figures standing in it until the eyes of the people adjusted.

They looked surprisingly human, small wonder since that one alien boy was also terrifyingly similar to them.
But these were... different. Taller, more muscular, their skins looked far less fair but not black, only a healthy tan.

Suddenly a terrible feeling swelled up within Hannah. Those outfits... their looks... their fit, chiseled bodies. It all felt like-
"YO! WHAT'S POPPIN' MY NIGGERS?!"
The man in the front shouted with a nazi salute.
She literally couldn't even right now.

She felt like she was about to faint.
And she wasn't the only one. The deadly silence lingered but now it felt different, more awkward.
Only a faint snickering could be heard as it echoed throughout the entire park.
She felt like she was about to faint.

"HANNAH!
HANNAH!"
A voice screeched in her ear but she couldn't hear any of it.
She was hyperventilating...
"CUT THE FEED!"
And it was that moment when their viewership tanked as millions of people switched to other channels that kept the footage rolling.


But...
There was something else.
Something big. A Happening. Far out of sight, away from the "normies" and all these shill media outlets.
The few anons who felt obligated to watch for the greater whole tapped in...
They sent word for their brothers...
"TURN ON THE FUCKING TV! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!"

>>3732302
Looks like you beat me there, I might as well just post it
>/ayy/ is filled to the brim with speculation, several anons managed to worm their way into the crew constructing the arena
>The largest current thread is surrounding an anon writing I want to cum in Caulifla's butt in the concrete floor of the presidential suite alongside well done engraving of her leaning forward suggestively and making her hands into a heart shape
>Holy fuck bros I think we got him
>Anon posts a pic of Eric flying
>Ask questions now faggot!!
>Oh shit he was at the restaurant, this man has cummed inside a saiyan.
>All of 4chan unifies in weaponized autism and finds his identity within minutes
>This guy was completely normal less than a year ago what kind of pills has he been taking?
>Does eating saiyan pussy give you magic powers? I will test this theory personally in the tournament bathroom I don't know if I'll survive, wish me luck boys
>Stream
>Stream
>Stream
>STREEEEAAAAMMMM!!!!
>Anon approaches Eric
>"You have certainly become a big guy"
>"For you. Nobody seemed to care before I put on the mask."
>"Was getting caught part of your master plan?"
>"Of course."
>Holy fuck
>He is just as based as I'd hoped he'd be
>"Can you tell us about your green wife"
>"Not an accurate descriptor, also, no"
>"If you pulled off her tail would she die?"
>"It would be extremely painful, I would have the shit beaten out of me."
>"Why are your kids albino."
>"The first two I stole from a hive mind, the youngest is what happened when I accidentally fucked said hive mind,I can't give any details."
>"Have you met Caulifla?"
>"No comment."
>"You do realize we are both supposed to be working right now, right?"
>Show him the engraving
>No you faggot, he'll just get rid of it needs to stay there long enough for the King to see it
>A week passes with several eventful threads
>I'm going to sell inter-species porn at the tournament, I need to know how they get tails for reference purposes.
>What do they smell like?
>Are Caulifla, green wife and unidentified snu-snu related?
>Do you think Saiyans are into probing? asking for a friend.
>Then the day came, along with the N-word that was heard around the world
>HOLY FUCKING BASED!!!
>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!
>How can onions ever recover?
>Someone for the love of god give him one of those tranny suicide statistic shirts, if he wears one my life will be complete.
>Why does Cabba look like he is about to shit his pants before he says nigger?
>Yfw only Earth is a cuck infested shithole
>They fancy ones smell a bit like watered down bleach but the rest smell like homey blend of sweat and fresh soil, Now time to see what their abs taste like
>Eric looked down at his phone in horror
>"Cabba I think we jumped on this a little too quickly."
>To iterate his point a megaphone blared
>"COME ON DOWN GET YOUR MERCHANDISE AND INTERSPECIES PORN, ONCE AND A LIFETIME FOLKS GET IT BEFORE IT'S GONE."

In a small but not insignificant corner of society, inside the confines of cyberspace the good people of the innernet were loosing their minds.

>Throws hands in the air
>Ohnonononono.jpeg
>Calls us niggers!
And I no longer have sides!


Okay! Which one of you glorious niggers was it?
Which one of you scribbled the word NIGGER on the Voyager Gold Record?


>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!


>Based and redpilled


And the shills were trying to make us doubt our glorious space brothers
I'm sorry I ever doubted you queen!


>IT'S HIM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!


More importantly... who's that QTπ?


GOD FUCKING DAMIT!
/pol/ was right again! They came here to cuck us and steal our women!
THIS CAN NOT STAND! RACE WAR NAO!


Who cares?
We get qt /ayy/gf's anyway.
If they want the roasties they can have them
Seems more than a fair deal to me. Our women for theirs.


Agreed.
She doesn't look like a roastie to me, too sweet and innocent looking.
Besides, you think /ayy/chads like that would pick a roastie over their GODLY waifus?
She must be something special


Whatever, I don't really care.
I'm just here for the shitshow! And boy it is glorious!

This is looking better and better!
Does this mean I'll have to start watching the news from now on?


Most likely.
Gotta stay up to date on intergalactic relations and whether or not it's okay to bang Qt /ayy/s


Like you'll ever stop being a virgin fag.


We're all virgins here.
Anyway, I'm interested now.
I live nearby but didn't really care all that much.
Now I might start going outside on the off chance I'll bump into a stray /ayy/.
Might even check out this "Tournament" they got going on.


Agreed. Would love to be there.
It's just a shame I'm a europoor and can't go.
Have fun in my stead anon! I'm counting on you.


Thanks
I think I will
Cya fags

Wait... you got tickets????
HOW?! THEY WERE SOLD OUT WEEKS AGO!


My dad's a construction worker
They got complimentary tickets
Wasn't planning on going. Thought I'd sell it on ebay
Now I think I'll use it instead. Will post updates once the tournament starts
Peace!

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>>3732337
Thanks for more fuel. didn't read it while I was writing by the way. The construction idea was pure coincidence
I might consider doing something with this.
But for now I'm done. Gotta focus on work now

>>3732371
Bye som, have fun at work...just don't shoot yourself at work

>>3732395
W-Wha?
Who did that? What the fuck?

>>3732400
Hmm?

No I was just making a joke about there being no such thing as fun during work and that shooting oneself is something that might be better than it, not anything serious

>>3732409
Aaaaaaah, I thought you were referencing something specific.
Although I AM feeling quite suicidal right now.
They fucked me in the ass with my schedule.
Multiple night shifts with little to no rest between them.
My entire month is like that.
I only hope next month won't suck so hard

>>3732429
I get the privilege of working two 7-day weeks right now, because I'm literally the only Grave staff available and I don't work in a field where I can just take a day without having coverage.

The extra money is literally the only upside.

FIIIIINALLY I'M DONE!
And I feel like dying, not due to exhaustion but because I know I'll only get about 8 to 10 hours of sleep before I have to do this all over again...

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Hey, just jumping in now that I'll have some actual free time.
Thread WILL continue Sunday as promised.
And no interruptions this time (hopefully)

>>3735796
Hang in there Not-Som! Make the most of your rest!

>>3735796
K.

Aaaaalright
Groceries: Check
Cooking: Check
Cleaning: Check

Okay.
Thread in 3 hours lads

>>3739172
Oh boy, time to not join in until three hours after it starts! Because I'm at work and don't get home until 9am-ish...

>>3739195
Rip anon.
But make sure to get some sleep.
Not resting is bad for your health

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This... is NOT good!
You're not even mad at this woman implying Cabba will put babies in YOUR sister!

Whoever or... WHATEVER this woman is, you just can't get a read on her! How did she even know you're RELATED?!
It's obvious she was either chosen by the king for a reason, or more alarmingly, SHE chose the king and made damn sure she'd be crowned queen.
Whichever one is true you're not sure. You're not even capable of getting a read on her power wise!

Trying really hard not to start sweating as the queen practically goes "ara ara" on your ass, you try avoiding eye contact with her. And by the looks of it King Sadala seems to have taken a similar approach and tries his darnedest not to get involved.
Meanwhile his two daughters are... much more than confused.

The youngest, Caya seems oblivious to the whole conversation or she simply doesn't understand what they are talking about.
But Azuki? She's obviously agitated. Nailbitingly so.
You can almost even see blood dripping from her lips as she chews on them.

This... is getting out of hand.

>Bring in the world leaders! This has to stop. Now!
>So err.... What do you think about this whole tournament thing, huh? (Change the subject. Fast!)
>P-Please miss.... Stop!
>Other?

>>3739287
>Bring in the world leaders! This has to stop. Now!
Alternatively, stop time, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>3739287
>Bring in the world leaders! This has to stop. Now!

>I'm taken.

>>3739287
>I'm sorry, but I'm in a commited relationship.

>>3732337
>"And here your majesty is the presidential suite, as..."
>"I've been to events like this before there is no need to go over everything."
>"Cabba, get me and my wife some or that human drink!"
>Cabba without a second of hesitation sprinted to the open bar and filled the largest mug he could find as King Sadala took a seat
>"Some entertainment, a cold glass of whatever this is what I live for."
>As he lowered his head to whip down his entire glass he saw a small engraving on the concrete floor that depicted a lewdly posed fugitive
>The sight suprised him enough for him to spit out his drink
>"What is the meaning of this?"
>Cabba began sweating bullets as a member of the secret service came over to investigate
>"God dammit one of the construction workers must have done this. I'm terribly sorry sir, this girl is very popular on 4chan we should have done better background checks."
>"No, this is good, she has been a wanted criminal for years and this information could lead to her capture. How do I access this 4-chan?"
>Greetings users of the Internet message board 4chan, It has come to my attention that you have come across information pertaining to a wanted criminal, I would be incredibly grateful if you were to disclose any information regarding her whereabouts. A lead that successfully results in her arrest will be rewarded with five million US dollars. Thank you for your cooperation, King Sadala
>Daddy is on /ayy/,best timeline
>There are sick humans that are being mind controled into mutilating thier genitals like pic related, the only way to stop it is to destroy Israel
>I want to watch you fuck your cute wife
>HOLY FUCK, PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THE SWOLE PINK ALIENS LIVE I NEED TO TOUCH THIER HORNS!!!
>Go back to /qst/ Jesustard, your waifu doesn't exist
>Post your ass and I'll give you her exact location.
>Do you sexually bully Cabba?
>can i be your second wife?
>You will never find the queen!
>Egg.webm
>Based eggposter
>King Sadala threw the phone against the wall
>"Cabba give me the strongest human juice you have."
>"I need to forget some things."

>>3739294
Support

>>3739307
>Swole pink alien with horns
Please for the love of all that is holy don't remind me of Dodoria...

>>3739310
But she's the most beautiful AND fertile woman on her home planet

>>3739287
>Bring in the world leaders! This has to stop. Now!

>>3739287
>How did she even know you're RELATED?!
Clearly she could smell our blood relation on us. In all seriousness though, it would be interesting if she knew magic or something. That would be a frighteningly keen intuition otherwise!

>Bring in the world leaders!
>Change the topic
“Potential is what this visit is all about! I’m sure the leaders of our world’s most distinguished nation states would be more than happy to oblige your curiosity with rigorous tour itineraries to show you their various cultures after the tournament.”

We stood up to the shitheel supreme kai of hyssop & co.’s home universe. We can handle this.

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>>3739287
>I'm already in a long term relationship

>>3739307
>With the revelation that aliens are real Stand Quest Requiem's player base autisticly tires to find an alien species based on their waifu trusting in 「Fate」 and 「Gravity」to lead them in the right direction
Can confirm, this is exactly what would happen

A'ight.
Hiding behind Trump like a scared boy it is
>writing

>>3739312
I would without question prefer if Zarbon raped me... in his monster form

>>3739328
And in those countless years, hurdling through space
Anon...
Stopped thinking

"I-I'm sorry Ma'am... I am spoken to."

"Huh? Oh dear... You seem to be nervous.
I implied no such thing... But it is a shame now that you mention it.
Nothing better for diplomatic relations and a bloodline than arranged marriages.
And it just so happens we have a free daughter, now that Cabba boy is taken. Two if you can wait..."

"M-Mother!"
Azuki cried out in shame and her entire enter entourage begins to chuckle at her loss.

You start adjusting the collar of your shirt as it starts feeling a bit... tight and you even contemplate stopping time to get a breather.
But you simply decide to end things before they could get out of hand any further and walk down the ramp.
"Mister President... they're all yours."

He pats you on the back twice.
"Good man... Thank you for buttering them up."

"J-Just be careful..."

"Why? Are they agitated?
They don't appear to be."

"N-no... The king is perfectly amicable but-"

"Ah yes, women.
It appears they are still the greatest folly of men, no matter the planet.
I'll handle it."

The man then waves his hand at the guards forming two lines on the ramp before extending his hand to the king.
Things seem to cool down a bit as things have to return to "proper form" for now. Thank god.
Unfortunately... The situation heats up again as you can practically hear the Presidents hand crack during the handshake.
"Whoops... Forgive me my good man.
I tried holding back but your hands are soft like a newborns..."

The President winces, calming down the many soldiers and secret service guys nearby.
"N-no... it's okay! My mistake really!"
He then straightens his back and adjusts his tie, clearly fighting through the pain.

Cabba, a nervous wreck by this point, attempts to do the introductions as was his job originally.
"My liege! This is President Trump... the man I talked to you about.
And mister president, this is King Sadala. The ruler of the Saiyan race and the Sadala Force!"

King Sadala and his people then walk down the ramp finally as the president prepares to butter them up as much as possible.
"We've prepared the finest establishment in the country to house you and your family-"

"And our guards."

"O-Of course, of course!
Absolutely! All your needs will be catered to, don't you worry.
Once we showcase your lodging and you get a chance to refresh yourself, as I'm sure the journey must've taken its toll, we can proceed with meeting the other world leaders!
They have many questions and I suspect you got much more to say!"

Ouch...
A meeting with all the world leaders?
A bunch of suits? The SAIYANS? That's gonna be boring for them...

>Propose something else more... appropriate
>Although it's quite necessary...
>Other?

>Spoken for...
My god I'm retarded

>>3739356
>Although it's quite necessary...

>>3739356
>Propose something else more... appropriate
>>3739362
At least nobody turned into a dead novelist this time.

>>3739356
>Although it's quite necessary...
Warn president that boredom will be really big problem.

>>3739356
>Other?

Maybe a mix of both? Obviously there are going to be Saiyans who recognize the necessity of negotiations and dry politics (such as Cabba), and others who are going to be bored out of their mind and will try to start shit to amuse themselves (similar to Califula). Maybe we can propose to split the party so that the more volatile members will be amused while the more diplomatically inclined members of the Saiyan rulership talk shop with Earth's leaders?

>>3739356
>Although it's quite necessary...

>>3739371
Seconding

>>3739371
Hmmmm I like this
> writing

>>3739371
>support

But the entertainment has to be non-violent or else they might expode a building, I suggest an over the top dumbass action movie

>Inb4 they mistake the action movie for a documentary and believe all humans to be John wick

>>3739371
If they agree I see no problem, just make sure to (politely) suggest it as an alternative.

>>3739412
Please, I think we have enough confussion with the nazi salute. I don't want sayans to start avoiding dogs.

>>3739412
“While we’re typically not innately strong, the best among us possess a singular drive and focus that, when properly harnessed and equipped, allow them to fight far above our means.”
“But... over a mere animal?”
“Few things motivate us like the bonds between us. And dogs are VERY good boys.”

While you agree that it IS quite necessary... having insight into the workings of the Saiyans you really have a hard time imagining they'll have a good time sitting around, talking with a bunch of politicians, most of which will inevitably boil down to them answering a BUNCH of mundane, bullshit questions.
While the King and the President are talking over the details of this "little" meeting, you VERY hesitantly approach the queen.

"Er... Miss?"

"Oh? There's no need for formalities.
Call me My Queen..."

*gulp*
"My Queen, I'd like to make a proposition."

"I'm all ears."

"I imagine most of your people are... less than enthusiastic to participate in some dry peace talks.
May I suggest a more... stimulating activity for them? So that they don't start looking for things to smash right away."

"Hmmmm...
Interesting."

"What is?"

"You seem very knowledgeable regarding the matter.
Yet I only read from Cabbas reports that the two of you only went on two missions together.
That and the whole business with the Destroyer... Strange. Usually the boy is so thorough with paperwork too...
Oh well, must've forgotten about it! Silly boy."

Once again the women manages to surprise you.
Though this time you were kinda ready for it so your surprise isn't as immediately noticeable.
Or at least you hope.

"In any case, I think it's a great idea.
Judging by the power of your people, our guards are only here as a decoration.
So I'm sure they'll appreciate the shore leave..."

"Thank you my queen!"

"However... I have a favor to ask in turn."

*Er... sure?"

"Prince Sadala must remain by our side if he ever wants to learn the art of political maneuvering.
But my daughters don't have the patience nor the interest for it.
Could you be a dear and take care of them as well?
I'm sure they'd rather join in whatever you have planned than sit around with us."

It seems even when you thought you could escape the ire of these women, you are unavoidably bound to them.
Looking down in defeat you sheepishly respond.
"O-Of course."

"Thank you."

While the males are busy talking the Queen silently slinks away and starts whispering something in her daughters ears.
Azuki grumbles angrily but inevitably agrees.
"I understand mother.
Come on Caya. We're bouncing."

"YEAY!"

As she stomps away she glares daggers at you for a moment but it feels more like she's venting her frustration rather than truly being angry at you.
Meanwhile Queen Pinto then returns to you.
"Tell our guards that they are free to leave.
If they ask anything, just tell them I gave the order.
They'll know."

Nodding you notify the Saiyan warriors who seem to be split perfectly evenly between men and women.
So far they've been standing motionless without failure, giving the appearance of statues or automatons.
Only when you get close enough to touch them do you see any sign of actual life coming from them, their chests expanding as they breathe.

"You are free to go.
The royal family has no need of you."

They exchange a quick little glance before returning to you.
"Who said that?"

You even hear some of them turning on their scouters as they size you up.
"The Queen."

"Yeah. That makes sense."

"Hmmm-hmmm."

"So... what are we to do then?"

>I'd feel guilty if I unleashed you on some poor establishment... I'll show you what a Barbecue is!
>Wanna learn more about us? (Take them to see a movie)
>I could show you around. Take you somewhere where people won't bother you...
>Other?

>>3739482
>Wanna learn more about us? (Take them to see a movie)

>>3739482
I'd feel guilty if I unleashed you on some poor establishment... I'll show you what a Barbecue is!
Light spar and training (focus on skill and learning moves, fighting styles, etc) and then barbacue, let's train our fighting skills and our cooking skills.

>>3739482
>Wanna learn more about us? (Take them to see a movie)

>>3739482
>Wanna learn more about us? (Take them to see a movie)

>>3739496
Support

Groovie time, moovie time

>writing

>>3739469
>You seem very knowledgeable regarding the matter.
>Yet I only read from Cabbas reports that the two of you only went on two missions together.
We also went to Sadala before and after the second mission, during which time we met the princesses ourselves.

We really gotta stop with the spaghetti and get our diplomacy on.

"Come, I'll show you more about us humans."

They look at each other and laugh.
"Thanks but no thanks.
That sounds boring."

"Are you sure?
Huh... And here I thought lots and lots of violence would be interesting to you."

"W-What did you just say?"
Hook, line and sinker.

Looking over your shoulder you look at the two princesses.
"How about you? I promised the Queen I'd look after you but I won't force you to do anything you don't want to do."

"Whatever."

"What are we going to do?
I don't like museums..."

"Ooooh it's nothing like that, I assure you little princess.
I think you'll find it fun!"

"YEAY!"

Meanwhile Cabba looks at Elena, completely lacking the ability to read the mood and says this.
"You should go too."

"E-Eh?"

"I'm the Sadalan Emissary, so I gotta be there.
But you don't. Besides, you were complaining how nervous you are being around the world leaders."

"T-That was then!
Do you expect me to-"

"See ya! I hope you'll have fun!"

"C-Cabba wait!"
Oh shit.

Looks like Elena will be tagging along.
That... is not something you predicted. Shit.
Although... Without Cabba around...

A devious idea start formulating in your head.
If the shitlord is going to cause trouble for you, then it's only fair if you return the favor.
So without letting anyone see your nervousness you lead them to the nearest cinema and make some... reservations.
If there is one thing you hate about going to the movies, well... there are SEVERAL things you hate about it, people fucking, talking, laughing, smelling or browsing their phones, but for now let's keep it simple.
If there is one thing you hate it's people bothering you when you only want to consume some good kino.
And the Saiyans would probably agree if they knew what that was.
But oh... they WILL!

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So you reserved an entire screening of John Wick 2.
Just for yourself and your esteemed guests.
Obviously the staff needed some help.
They were incredibly flustered once they saw the aliens and even moreso once they heard their orders at the food bar.

But in turn the Saiyans were both amazed and spoiled for choice once they learned you can buy snacks here WHILE being entertained. It never gets old!
You explained to them how you're supposed to go in and just silently enjoy the experience.
However this did not stop the more curious/chatty ones from crowding around you and Elena.
Including Princess Caya.

They were really interested in what this whole thing is and whether it's a recording or not.
"Movies can be either fact or fiction.
But the good ones are those that you can believe...
Like this one. It's not based on a true story but it's believable."
Though they remained skeptical for quite a while, once the action began they lost their minds.
One could even say they went... apeshit.

Even the elder princess that skulked at the end of the row found herself unable to tear her eyes away from what could only be described as "Gun porn".
The gritty, violent nature of the film also helped with making them excited.
Although... you suspect even with your explanation some of them still see this as a definite example of what humans are like.
Ooops.

Once outside, you proceeded to stuff the garbage bins full of popcorn bags and extra large cups until they were practically BURSTING at the seams.
"I don't understand..."
Azuki spoke up finally after all this time.
"You mean to tell me that you are THIS weak but apparently one of you could go on a rampage like this?
You call this believable?"

"Yes."
You nod.
"There are several works exploring the deepest parts of the human psyche, some of the conclude that deep down is something dark and ugly. Others believe that, at our core, we are all good people.
And yes, while we're typically not innately strong, the best among us possess a singular drive and focus that, when properly harnessed and equipped, allow them to fight far above our means."

"But... over a mere animal?"

"Few things motivate us like the bonds between us.
And dogs are more than an animals.
They are our companion, our "best friend". We've lived side by side for aeons now, through thick and thin.
And you bet that they are VERY good boys!"

"Huh...
We don't have a thing like that.
Sayians evolved on their own..."

"I know.
But that's what makes you strong. That's what makes you, you!"

"I guess."

Well... Good to hear that at least it made or think. Maybe even cheered her up.
And now that you broke through her shell, it's time to make your move!

>Hey Princess, wanna hear a crazy fact about Saiyans not even YOU know?
>Hey Elena... Wanna know something about Cabba?
>Hey... Caya... Wanna hear something super crazy?
>Other?

>>3739715
>Hey... Caya... Wanna hear something super crazy?

>>3739715
>Hey Princess, wanna hear a crazy fact about Saiyans not even YOU know?
Ohohohoho

>>3739715
>Hey...wanna visit the pet shelter? They've got something for every kind of personality.
Fuck it, let's get all the saiyans pet dogs and cats and lizards and birds and shit like that
And it's not one of those messed up pet shop places either

>>3739746
Support.

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>>3739746
+1
This amuses me.

>>3739746
Just concerned that they wont whitstand their home planets gravity. I gues a life in artifical gravity room will do or you know them giving them active KI... Somehow.

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>>3739785
Fuck

>>3739715
>>Hey Princess, wanna hear a crazy fact about Saiyans not even YOU know?

So uh...
>>3739746
Is this meant as a replacement or an addendum?
Kinda don't wanna write until I'm certain

>>3739807
Do whichever is more interesting to write, brah

>>3739715
>Hey Princess, wanna hear a crazy fact about Saiyans not even YOU know?

A'ight, Fuck it!
Both it is

>writing

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>>3739836
I can see da future!

I'm just so happy that my suggestion for a movie night has granted us more memeing opportunities

Anyways goodnight, please don't add saiyan princesses to our menage a trois that is actually a 4 member thing but not really (yet)

>>3739942
I don't think anyone ever brought that up.
The purpose of this is to fuck with Cabba
at least I hope it is

First, we prep the bull...
"Hey...wanna visit the pet shelter? They've got something for every kind of personality.
I'm sure you could find something."

While Azuki seems... less than interested, her little sister as well as the other warriors are very much into the idea.
Whether it's genuine enthusiasm or simply a compulsion born out of watching a movie about a guy avenging his pet, you're not sure. But perhaps it doesn't even matter.
Remembering seeing a little place not far from here, you take your "esteemed guests" there and introduce them to the proprietor of the place.

To say they were flustered when the tanned, muscle-bound aliens literally strolled up to their counter demanding pets is an understatement of the highest magnitude.
And like the shrewd businessman you are, you even managed to get a decent discount.
After all, it'd do wonders for the places reputation if they could display pictures of Saiyans adopting pets there.
It'd probably increase their traffic immensely. Or at least you think so.

Once the nitty, gritty business side was taken care of and many paperwork skipped, for obvious reasons, you unleashed the eager monkeys on the confused as all heck animals.
Almost immediately the crowd fractures as each member of it gets drawn to a different type of animal.
Cats, dogs, birds, even more exotic animals like ferrets, lizards and even fucking fish get some attention.
Of course, it's REALLY fucking busy as your alien friends keep pestering Elena the nice owner and you about what sort of animal "that" is.

You don't pay much attention to them as you're quite busy, but you do spot what the two princesses, yes both of them, eyed up.
Caya goes for a very smol kitten, barely the size of the little girls paw and black as night.
Though you're not much of a cat person you're glad the little feller won't grow up without an owner.
And the girl seems good hearted enough...

Azuki however is both adorable and ridiculous at the same time.
She stands in place with her arms crossed, trying to look like someone who couldn't care less about the current situation.
But as she turns around on her heel to face a wall she comes face to face with a cage housing bunny rabbits.
One of the little things goes up to the cage, curious about the stranger.

For a while she tries to play the Tsun but she quickly becomes a dere once she nervously touches the little thing and gently scratches it.
In response the rabbit starts stomping its foot happily, snuggling up to the hand petting it.
"S-So cute..."

>>3739967
>>3739785
Can’t let them get their hopes up too much.

"Don't stick your finger in."
You sneak up on the girl and make her almost jump up.

"W-Wha- I'm not-"

"You see that? That little movement?
They are chewing all the time and never stop.
So it could bite you on accident."

"Why?"

"Their teeth keep growing throughout their lives.
So they wear them down by constantly striking them together."

She straightens her back and looks at the little rabbit with a cold grin.
"What ferocious beast!
Grinding down their own bodies constantly because it doesn't obey them!"

"Wha-"

"You're a true warrior aren't you?
Very well! I made up my mind! I'll take one of them.
I shall turn you into a mighty companion, worthy of a Saiyan Elite!"
She puffs her chest, as if she's trying to convince HERSELF because it does nada to you.

But now that you got her into a good mood and bought her a bunny rabbit which she just BARELY doesn't smother on the spot with snuggles, you go in for the kill.
"Hey, Princess... Wanna hear something ELSE that's cool?"

It seems that you managed to get to her because she's a bit more receptive now than she was before.
"What?"

"I know something about Saiyan biology not even YOU do."

She snickers a little.
"I sincerely doubt that!"

"Oh but believe me, I do."
You whip out your phone and give her a sneak peek at a cheeky little photo you got.
You also zoom in real close so she can't see who they are attached to. Good thing she doesn't know how a phone works.
"Check THIS out."

"...
...
...
What IS that?"

"A tail."

She shakes her head in disbelief.
"That's a weak lie. Saiyans don't have tails."

"You're correct.
Not normally anyway. You gotta get it out."

She glances at you with a worried expression.
"How?"

Leaning in close you start whispering in her ears, her face goes beet red and she starts screaming obscenities at you.
"WHAT?!"

"Of course, you could just hit him in the spine, around this region."
You point at your waist.
"But you could cripple him like that and you don't want that, right?"

"R-Right."

Suddenly, another voice speaks up.
"What'cha doing?"

"NOTHING!"
You shout.

"I know that shifty look Eric.
What are you doing?"
Elena asks you.

>Talking about the upcoming tournament! (Dodge!)
>Tell her as well...
>Other?

>>3740067
>Talking about the upcoming tournament! (Dodge!)

>>3740067
>Tell her as well...

>>3740067
>Talking about the upcoming tournament! (Dodge!)

Not much in terms of reaction I see.
Guess Cabba won't be fucked over nearly as hard as I expected.
Anyway, back to our regular stuff

>writing

>>3740168
If he gets a tail, he could turn into a giant moon-monkey by accident, thus putting Elena in danger. His relationship with is our sister is barely tolerable, making his presence more dangerous for her is unacceptable.

>>3740194
Oh the tail is coming.
Maybe not immediately but sometime

>>3740215
But not as soon as it would have otherwise! And Cabba won't enjoy the experience. That counts as a win, right?

>>3740235
I guess
But no matter what you picked I planned for every occasion to be bad for Cabba.
So that's a moot point

You quickly and inconspicuously try to lie through your teeth in the hopes that Elena would maybe fall for it.
Without batting an eye or averting your gaze you respond straight to her face.
"The tournament of course!"

"Really now?"
She leans in and sizes you up.

Of course she knows all the telltale signs of you lying.
And she knows that you know that, so she tries to look for the signs of you trying to deceive her.
She may think she had a checkmate, but we're playing Chinese Checkers. The hunter has become the hunter-ed. The chaser has become the chosed.

"Why yes! The Princess has been inquiring about the details of it.
Their warrior culture naturally revolves around the acquisition of power so she's naturally interested in what we have to offer.
Sadly I had to disappoint her that it won't be nearly as spectacular as she imagines, but at the very least we have some surprises in store for them."

"Really? And what's that?"
Elena asks you.

"I'm glad you asked, though I'm not enthusiastic about saying it twice.
For starters, did you know Cabba will face the winner of the tournament in a final exhibition match?"

"I did..."

"Great.
And did you know that I have the privilege of bringing in a few people I know?
You know... to spice things up."

"I hope you're not planning anything crazy Eric!
We don't need your alien friends beating everyone up!"

"Nonsense!
I would never do such a thing!
I'll mostly bring them to offer me a challenge and so that our esteemed guests don't fall asleep in their boredom.
But one participant I had in mind would be Sam..."

"SAM?!
Have you lost your mind?"

"Not at all.
He may not have volunteered but he agreed to join.
He's been preparing for it real hard."

"Okay..."
Elena gives you a shifty look.
"Has Sam been training?"

"Why yes. Like you.
Though... he got a few more advanced lessons than you."

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"Wait..."
Azuki then speaks up.
"You mean to tell me your planet has some actually noteworthy fighters?"

"Eh... depends.
I don't know how impressed you'll be but at the very least it should be a bit refreshing.
Most other combatants will fight using purely martial arts and I shall do the same, unless facing a competent opponent."

"Wow. Yours really is a backwater planet."

"Well I'm sorry.
We didn't choose to be enslaved by Frost."

"But wait...
If you don't have high powerlevels, then why did we bring these things?"
She takes off her scouter with her free hand and shows you.

"I don't know.
Why did you?"

"Apparently Cabba wants to use our soldiers to scan everyone who registers."

"Huh... the number of participants must be so high he wants to thin them out a bit.
I suppose the scouters would be sufficient in that case..."

Azuki then slaps her device back on.
"But seriously... don't you guys have like...
Some sort of great, legendary warrior you could bring?
On any other planet people could fill a tournament like this just by gathering the strongest known guys."

"We don't have people like that anymore... Unfortunately.
Really the last man I could call a Legend died some time ago.
And we don't even have that many people known for their fighting prowess in our history books.
There are like... a handful guys at best. And some of them wouldn't be a very good choice, like... our legendary figures were more like legendary killers, not fighters.
Like the Viking who held up several thousand opponents and only died after killing at least 40..."

"Whew. Nice!
Now that's what I'm talking about!
It's a shame you don't have things like that anymore.
THAT I would love to see!"

"Yeah. It's a shame. They are probably in Otherworld nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow-"
You blank out.

"Bro?"

"Elena... I need you to hold me...
I think I just got... an idea."

"No."

"Yes!"

"Nonono!"

"I'll bring back-"

>Write-in

>>3740349
>Bruce Lee

Really, is there any better choice?

>>3740349
>Muhammed Ali and Bruce Lee

>>3740349

I'll second these:
>>3740361
>>3740369

Maybe also see if we can issue a general call to whichever Earthlings were badass enough to earn a place in the martial arts afterlife amongst the superpowered afterlife, too. Might have been plenty of obscure martial artists who were pretty powerful but were not well known or whose accounts were lost to history.

>>3740349
> Bruce Lee, that viking and PIER GELOFS DONIA
sure he fought with a sword, but beign IRL guts he could probably hold his own bare handed.

>>3740349
Miyamoto Musashi gets my vote
We need a swordfighting display to wow the weapon lovers

>>3740385
Yeah, if we can issue a general call to interested warriors that would be nice too. Leave it up to Not-Som's discretion beyond the vote winners.

> Jack Churchill
Not a martial artist, but he's a good representative of humanity's insanity

>>3740402
At this rate we won't have enough space for the dudes I came up with
(´°ω°`)

>>3740349

Fug.

These are also great choices. Might also change my vote here:

>>3740385

To include these too:
>>3740389
>>3740399

>>3740405
It might not be so great to have him for a martial arts tournament, but it'd probably impress the more tactically or historically minded Saiyans to meet Sun Tzu or Churchill, or other generals/strategists in humanity's history.

>>3740411

Could always do some rolls to pick from a table of potential volunteers?

>>3740411
S'why it'd be your discretion!

Well as it stands everyone except "Madlad" Jack Churchill, as much as it pains me, is eligible.
I'm kinda on the fence about Muhammed Ali though.
Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't he an out-boxer? If not, what style did he use?

Otherwise
>Bruce Lee
>Pier Gelofs Donia
>Miyamoto Musashi
And maybe
>the berserker of Stamford Bridge
are eligible

>writing

HOLY SHIT!
Captcha finally let me post!
Golly!

>>3740438
From what I can find, he preferred to soften them by up moving in and out of arm’s length and then closing in for the knock out. At his prime, his stamina was solid enough to outdance most other guys while he gave them the ol’ rope a dope and he occasionally threw in some unorthodox leans into his dodges.

>>3740438
I don’t know. Lu Bu? Tlahuicole? Mebbe see if Gawain or King Arthur we’re actual badasses that existed and not just hyped up myths? I feel like whoever we send’s gonna get their asses kicked.

You practically begin salivating as a list of names crosses your mind off the top of your head.
"B-Bruce Lee~"
You cry in girlish delight and Elena facepalms herself.

"Oh god."

"What's he doing?"

*siiiiiiiiigh*
"He's nerding out."

"Miyamoto Musashi! Muhammed Ali! Pier Gelofs Donia! Jack Churchill! The Berserker of Stamford Bridge! Melankomas! Simo Häyhä!
The possibilities are endless!"

"What are these? Names?
What's he listing?"

"I don't know and I don't care.
Look, he's going to be staying like this for a while now.
It's best if we just leave him to it."

"Won't that be a problem?
Should we really just leave him?"

"Yes.
Come. Let's get outside.
Your pets will appreciate some fresh air.
And you just gotta tell me about your hair stylist! I gotta get mine like that!
It's so wild and gorgeous-"

"My... what?"

As the crowd slowly flowed out the only people left inside were you, the owner of the place and of course, the Tuffles by your side.
"Helloooooo~
Earth to Eric!"

"Oh-wha-where-"

"You spaced out.
Again."

"Kids... Don't get mad but I just got the BEST idea of them all!"

"Somehow we doubt that."
Oren responds condescendingly.

"Like how last time you were convinced introducing Champa to coffee is a good idea?"

"EVEN BETTER!
I'm going to go into the otherworld and ask if I can't... borrow a few of histories greatest fighters!"

"What's the point of that anyway?
It's not like they can compete with you...."
Kamin says but you just dismiss her by wagging your finger.

"Not so fast!
You see, I know a few things you don't!
Apparently if you're a great warrior... you get a body if you die and can keep improving yourself in the afterlife!
Isn't that something?"

"And... you think they'll just let you walk a few of them out of there?"

"I don't see why not.
I'm keeping in touch with several gods at this point.
I can PROBABLY work something out. Maybe I'll have to pay for it in some way but...
We'll see."

"So... are you going now or-"

>Yeah. Keep things under control on this side, okay?
>No... Business comes first.
>Other?

>>3740621
>>Yeah. Keep things under control on this side, okay?
We are a man on a mission

>>3740621
>Yeah. Keep things under control on this side, okay?

>>3740621
>Yeah. Keep things under control on this side, okay?

>>3740621
>Yeah. Keep things under control on this side, okay?

This could take a while, best to get it over with quick. There's an r in Gerlofs, by the way.

>>3740655
ooof... I'll get on that

>>3740621
>>Yeah. Keep things under control on this side, okay?

If any Saiyans ask where we are, tell them we're off making the tournament a little more interesting.

Ooooohkay.
Well... good news folks! You're gonna meet King Kai!

>writing

>>3740695
King Kai’s alternate universe counterpart you mean?

Or is he pulling shifts for his alternate universe counterpart in a bid to get rid of his halo?

>>3740710
That was a TFS reference

>>3740720
Just remember - no dying! Just visiting and passing through!

>>3740761
"Why do you care?"

"You speak like death has no meaning!"

"It really doesn't! We're literally waiting to go back!"

"Yeah, I think I will.
Even if I don't do it now, I'll need to prepare things in advance.
Please do take care of things on this end, 'kay?
And if the saiyans ask anything tell them I'm off to make things a bit more... interesting."

The kids nod as you walk out of the building and start scouring the planet for any sign of Vados.
Nope. Nothing. Must mean she's back home. Good. With a quick transformation, you opened a portal to her and jumped through.
Arriving in Champas dining room, you rudely interrupt Vados' tea time with your appearance.

"Oh my..."

"Hey Vados.
I got a favor to ask."

"You know I'm all ears when it comes to you.
Speak."

"I wanna get inside Otherworld."

"Nnnno."

"Oh come on!
Please!"

"No. Traveling to the Otherworld must not be done without a good reason, as it'd jeopardize its sacred duty of handling the souls of the departed.
It'd be wrong for me to-"

"Pretty pleeeeease?"

"No-"

"I want to resurrect long dead warriors of legend..."

"Well why didn't you say so?
Though I don't imagine that'll be easy.
So... Which port do you want to go to?"

"Erm... port?"

"Yes.
Which of the 4 otherworlds do you wish to enter?"

"Erm... mine?"

"North it is!"

With a tap of her wand she whisked you away through space and dimensions until you arrived at the familiar gates of the afterlife.
Walking past the line you manage to both aggravate the ghosts standing there as well as gaining the attention of King Enma.
"You again? You're getting on my nerve you lil' shit...
Do you think this is just a toll gate you can come and go through as you please?"

"Don't be so mean to my student Enma..."

"Ah lady Vados! I wouldn't presume!
Please... state the nature of your visit!
I'd be more than happy to help! After all, it's not often you grace us with your presence."

"Eric here wants to bring some legendary figures out of Otherworld.
I hope you know what that means."

The large devil leans back in his fine, comfy looking, mahogany chair.
"Hmmmm... You wish to invoke the rite for the Day of Remembrance...
Hmmmm... That's unusual."

"Unusual how?"

"I don't recall making a contract with any spirit guide from your planet.
But I suppose I can grant it to you if you agree to my terms."

"What is it?"

"To return the dead for one day you must sacrifice a day of your own life to do so."
You look down.
"I understand that's a tough decision to make. So I'll let you think it through-"

"Does that mean I can bring multiple ones back if I sacrifice a day for each of them?"

"Errr... yes?"

"Aw hell yeah!
Let's do this!"

"E-Eeeeeeeer...."
King Enma stares at you while Vados chuckles in the background.

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Just a day off our lifespan? Not too bad, honestly. Besides, we're probably going to end up ageless somehow, by the end of the quest.

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"So *ahem* whomst do you wish to bring back?
Beware... the rite can only be performed on each person only once."

"Actually, I was thinking about bringing back a couple warriors from my planet."

"Oh... I see.
Then that's different."

"How so?"

"I assume you don't want just any ordinary fighter..."

"That's correct."

The big blue demon points to his right where an archway leads outside.
"Then you gotta talk with King Kai.
He's the one in charge of those guys."

"Ah sweet, is he that way?"

"Yes.
The road there is called Snake Way.
And it's exactly 1.000.000 kilometers long."

"WHAT?!"

"I hope you had a big lunch...
Also, if you fall off because of your own stupidity then I'd kiss my ass goodbye.
Because the way down leads straight to Hell."

"O-One mill-"

"I'd get to it if I were you."