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>>3765984
Y-You'll get to tell her man. In 15 years at least.

Besides. We're gonna win. We just need one very good plan to figure out how to go in and out unnoticed. Then I'll help you kill your parents or knock them our or whatever you're planning to do to them, alright? Besides, I still need to save my mom.

>>3765984
Disrespect?
It will be an honor getting to fuck Tom's pussy pregnant, he'll be treated so well fucking well, Moon will squeal a 'Yas Queen' in honor of him.
Besides, it wasn't even Anon's idea. Tom's span is devious.

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>>3766003
>>3765984
And besides. It's not like I was expecting her to exist just a few minutes ago.

I only asked her to not tell you who she was in case she spontaneously stopped existing if you weren't cool with it. I wasn't expecting her to bind you or some shit.

>>3765984
YOU WILL GET TO MEET HER IN 15 YEARS OR SOONER CALM YOUR CURRENTLY NOT THERE TITS

>>3765984
why are you mad, Bro. I didnt trick you, our own daughter did and it was a pretty beautiful and gentle trick. You heard her, your destiny came knocking, kneeled, saluted THE FUTURE KING OF HELL and then told you she loved you. Everything youve ever wanted. She came back to undo her parentage but changed her mind she loved us both that much. Id want to honor that love, not have a tantrum because my child turned out to be smarter than me.

Im about to go into hell and knock down someone immediatly in your path of succession and free you from your bond with me. Youre so caught up in your own ego and pride that you dont even see the tremendous win you just have and are about to and how Ive done nothing but treat you like a friend since youve been here.

So well have sex one day, or youll just use my goo and we wont have to look at each other. You gave me a gallon, I guess I owe you one back, but look at her, LOOK AT YOUR CHILD AND TELL ME YOU WERE NOT FILLED WITH JOY! TELL ME THAT WAS JUST A MEAN PRANK TO KNOCK YOU DOWN A PEG!

Why are you mad at me? I did nothing, and apparently do nothing but share in your dreams of a better tomorrow.


Would you like to not have a prank war? No judgement, if it bothers you we can stop and just be bros? Id like having friends I trust and apparently I trust you a lot in the future. So lets talk.

Why are you mad?

>>3766003
>>3766010

>>3766029
all support, these are good

>>3765984
Put a hand in his shoulder.
>Tom. You were the favorite.

>>3766036
Hes nuclear hot, well get melted. Also hes mad at us so respecting his physical space is wiser.

>>3765984
>She came back in time to keep us from ever meeting.
>I'm...
>I'm glad I was protective enough to BE the lane parent. But it sounds like you actually did the heavybdad lifting.
>*Ahem*
>NIGER OF COURSE I DO!
>YOU ARE THE MOTHER OF MY FUTURE CHILD AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOUR FUCKING NAME UNTIL A FEW SECONDS AGO!
>WHICH IS...
>My bad.
>I got wrapped up in my work and didn't put in the time to actually learn anything about you and you deets.
>Which is exactly what caused Persephone to travel back in time in the first place.
>Muscles punch me.
>Apologize to tom, and promise to make it up to him. Somehow. Demonic pact promise if you have to.
>You dont even know what he actually likes. Except your bathrobe apparently.

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>>3766062
He likes sipping out of novetly mugs apparantly

>>3765984
Tom she knows how much you love her. Your her favorite parent. Even got false horns to match yours. By the way she loves pranks so you got to enjoy that with her.

>>3765984
She absolutely knows you love her and...

She just didnt think I did.

And your right. It was super uncool, but she suggested it and...

She wanted to meet you, and I got nerved out and worried about how you react.

People. I hate to say this, but blaming your future child for your present fuck ups is not a good idea.

>>3765984
Supporting >>3766081"think of the children".

Also
Disrespect? Since when? We're gonna do this thing down in your home country to GET YOU YOUR RESPECT. Pranking is just that man. Pranking. All in good fun, no homo, bullshit fucking around. You can't tell me you've not had even a LITTLE BIT of fun in the process, amiright? I'm one of the few souls out here whose willing to. Not just because of your station. Prank war or not... Daughter or not, you're still a bro and you've been accepted into the welcome arms of our trashy family. Everyone disrespects us.... For now. And they'll come to regret it. So save the rage for those who are on the other side of the ring actually opposing you.

>>3766103
>>3765984
I agree.

>>3765984
Hm.

I guess we should point out we don't actually know how to "be cool" around him.

When we grew up people got mad, and it was our problem we had to deal with.

We can't... We could let you just beat on us? We don't know how to deal with other peeps anger very well. Not the least of which our own butt hurt.

And then there's the whole demons/hell thing. Which I understand basically nothing about culturally.

Which sucks ass for me, because apparently Persephone is all on that buissness like whoa, and super knowledgeable.

>>3765984
Also, last part I guess.

Ask tom to tell you about his legacy then, what hell is and means to him.

We're a backwards earth nigger. We don't know shit, and aren't too proud to admit it.

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T: "YOU JUST THINK I'M SOME KINNA JOKE."

>Glossaryck gets another spoonful of cereal
>CRAWNCHF

>You decide
>To ALSO be very angry

A: "BITCH you LIKE me treating you like a JOKE. I felt that obese half-chub when I was fucking with you! IT'S CAUSE I LIKE YOU. IF I DIDN'T LIKE YOU I WOULDN'T BE HELPING YOU."

T: "You're just OUT FOR YOURSELF. EVEN OUR CHILD WAS A CHEAP LAUGH FOR YOU."

>Still Angry

A: "IT WAS -HER- IDEA AND GUESS WHAT!? I didn't want the WHOLE TIMELINE TO GET COLLAPSED. Mr. ~OhShe SauLuted Me MuST be cause I'm the GREaTest."

>Tom
>Just gets
>Even Angrier
>His teeth curl inward
>His eye-fires give you an instant sunburn

T: "Stop PRETENDING you're anybody's friend! ESPECIALLY MINE. That way when this is over I won't have to DESTROY YOU."

>And Angry you give in kind

A: "What makes you think I need to PRETEND to be anything for your arrogant ass? I keep TELLING you that's how I treat my friends! nOBODY ON A PEDESTAL. That includes YOU. You wanna bitch out? Fine. Guess you're not GODDAMN TOUGH ENOUGH TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME."

>CRAWNCH

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T: "PEOPLE DON'T OWE YOU TOLERANCE OF ABUSE TO BE AROUND YOU. YOU DON'T COMMUNICATE UNTIL SOMEBODY'S IN TEARS. I HOPE WHEN WE HAVE THAT KID I MANAGE TO KEEP HER AS FAR AWAY FROM YOU AS DIMENSIONALLY POSSIBLE."

>CRAWNCH

A/T: "STOP. DOING THAT."

G: "Okay."

>Tom
>Closes his fist
>And is about
>To swing on you
>When suddenly
>Something happens

>>3766062
>>3766081
>>3766036

>You stop
>And notice
>Tom is crying fire
>You stop being mad

A: "Tom?"

>He hits you
>WHAM!

YOU TAKE 37 FIRE DAMAGE

>FWORAAAKAKAKAKrrrrsssh...
>With half you face melted
>And your hair burning

>You put a hand on Tom
>It starts to melt as well

A: "She Likesdh you more. She lovedsh you. Alot."
T: "Stop TOUCHING ME!"

>He rears back for another swing

A: "I'm sorry."
T: " YOU'RE GONNA B-..."

>He stops
>And realizes what he's done
>And his fire immediately dies down
>When he realizes you're just as frustrated
>As you are
>Genuine

>A skeleton comes in
>And Snaps off a few bones to give you HP
>You heal up slowly
>Your speech returns

A: "We make. Good friendsh. Awesome ones. Man, we both want the same thing. Better worlds. Better lives. An- An future me fucked it up with our daughter and that's why she came back. To get to be with somebody else. I was scared alright?"

>Tom glares
>Considering your words

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>>3766210

A: "I don't -always- get why you're mad at me. Like now...I don't get it with most people. I won't blame Persephone though."
T: "Persephone."

>He says her name
>Grinds his teeth

T: "It's pretty."
A: "Yeah. She's really cool. Also outsmarted both of us. I didn't know she was gonna do that. Honest. She wanted to meet you. It was really important to her...especially since she said you were the only that-"

>You back up
>And do a BAD impression

A: "Like. Totally gets me?" "Was what she said...and that she knows you love her. I was the one who had to prove it."

>Your face is back
>Two skeletons have been reduced to just heads and an arm
>But they thumbs up

A: "I was worried how you would react."
T: "Yeah. I would be too."

G: "Heh."

A: "We good?"
>Tom
>Is still conflicted

T: "I just don't know where I really stand with you. Or with anybody. I was involved in my first conspiratory death plot at twelve, man. I was a late bloomer. Assassins almost killed me four times on my fourth birthday and my dad only executed two of them. The other two got promotions...how can I understand somebody like you? How...how can we even be- Friends? Partners? We're so alike. It's scary. Just as scary as intimacy. Bargain enforced or not."

>WELL
>WHERE DO YOU AND TOM STAND

-Allies (Mutual benefit)
-Partners (Shared goal)
-Friends (Personal care for one another)

Optional
Show him your faith in him by offering a pact just like Persephone did.

L: "That is far too much trust. For anyone."

>You get to decide that
>Nobody else

Choose.

>>3766217
>Friends (Personal care for one another)
Seems about right

>>3766217
Ah, to have the sword of summer.

>Any pact I could enter I could break with own.
>Trusting people is horrifying and I hate it, but... It's almost always worked out before.
>I...
>We're in the sauce of it now aren't we?
>By pact, scheme, and child we already bound. Inexorably.
>I can hear somebody (glossarick) lecturing me about rushing into stuff from here.
>Friend: yes.
>Pact: if he wants to. Maybe Luna or glossarick know a tighter version.
>Tell him his middle name is sick.

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>>3766217
>T: "I just don't know where I really stand with you. Or with anybody. I was involved in my first conspiratory death plot at twelve, man. I was a late bloomer. Assassins almost killed me four times on my fourth birthday and my dad only executed two of them. The other two got promotions...how can I understand somebody like you? How...how can we even be- Friends? Partners? We're so alike. It's scary. Just as scary as intimacy. Bargain enforced or not."
well, my dad has tried to kill me since we et a while back, and you already saw everything about me when you read my memories and made fun of my fucked up parents, didn't you? You saw how I reacted when Marco decided to he'd rather be with Star than myself.

>L: "That is far too much trust. For anyone."
Didn't we literally bound our souls together with a magic red string?

>WELL
>WHERE DO YOU AND TOM STAND
Well, we gonna have a kid now apparently. Doesn't mean that we can't take things slow. Lets go where Tom's most comfortable in right now.

>>3766217
>WHERE DO WE STAND WITH TOM!!?!?!?!?
I would say anon is friendos with tom.

>opitonal demon pact????
I honestly dunno bro.
On one hand, this could help secure our escape route from hell if we utilize the pact like this.
on the other, I feel like making a demon pact is like a spouse-tier level of intimancy and trust for anon+tom.

I would say that anon should offer a demon pact to tom, ONLY IF tom wants the pact.
if we do this, I don't know what we should make the pact about.

>>3766217
I understand Tom. Trust is hard for people injured like us. We can never be sure its safe and goddam would I like to feel safe for once. I know I can trust you because of what you did for me and who you choose to stand with when the time came. But soon it wont be just about us. Itll be about our subjects, our children, our loved ones. in fairness and of no malice all I can offer is this pact in kind on behalf of our daughter.

>hold out your hand

>Tom <middle name i forgot> Lucikron, I anonymous Dubson webwillow solemly swear on my life and soul and the life and soul of our future child to be truthful with you and yours, to never betray or willfully harm as you so swear to to be to me and mine. By the shared pain of our childhood and traumas I swear to support our shared goals of a better tomorrow for our and all children. By this pact I, in goodwill and without malice or deciet, lay the first stone in a foundation I hope builds a future where we never have to fear each other again. King to King, friend to friend.

All we can do is try to be better then next time.

>>3766217
Also, don't think I don't hear you old magical people very deliberately NOT telling us were "moving too fast".

>>3766217
>>3766110 (ref)
>What is Tom to you
Like most things for Anon.. it feels like a little bit of all of them. Though if I had to rank them..

>Friends
Big Dick Energy. On or Off. When we decided Tom was a mutual soul, someone who shared in a number of the pains and loneliness that Anon had suffered through, I think it broke through the barriers and notions we had of him. Past the unironic fedora tipping, I think Anon recognized a comraderie, particularly as a fellow sovereign who was pushed aside and ignored because of their age. He teases Tom, for sure... But I think it's just his way of showing affection. He'd ALWAYS tease Marco and his uprightness as well. Pretty sure he teases Jackie, Janna, Sab.. all his friends in the same way. It's just how he fills in the cracks for the missing social skills he never acquired.

>Allies
They are allies for the goals each of them have moving forwards, each with their own kingdoms and domains to grow, prosper, and shape in their own image

>Partners
For the immediate operation. They work together for the shared goal of bringing down Betty White. This is the here-and-now

from a meta standpoint, I could see Quests frustration over this. Tom kind of joined our group without warning and has mostly just been around as what seems like an amusing diversion, despite the need for the hell operation. Clearing up the nature of their relationship is needed moving forwards.
it also explains why Glossy's sitting in on the proceedings

>>3766217
>I feel the need to say, that if we do pick friends were still probably going to end up getting mad and punching each other.

>Cause uh. Yeah.

>Our visions might not be OPPOSED, but I somehow doubt they are identical.

>Also, pleaseteachmehowtogetalongwitjmykodswhikestillbeingonchargeofacrazylargeempirekthanksbyloveyou.

>>3766217
Maybe The Spell inside the black hole is the friends we make along the way.

>>3766250
We should offer it but the crux of it is that Tom had major trust issues just like Anon. Both had shitty abusive parents and now cant trust anyone. How then do you build trusr between two parties that cant.

You bring in a third, and tha is our child, Persephone. We can trust her and trust that we both want her to exist and that she live a happy life free of abuse.

That we can trust and we can build around that foundation. The demon pact we would offer simply cements that in writing. That we do no willful harm to each other, that we know we are safe worh each other for our childs sake. The core of trust unabused people have isnt there for either of us. Two amputees cant extend an olive branch, so someone or something has to substitute.

Both tom and Anon need some space where neither feel threatened. The pact makes that space and serves as a 3rd party neutral enforcer that both can trust and start to build a bridge.

Nothing in the pact is binding besides the terms which both of us want. Safety, no fear or betrayal or harm and a shared goal.

And again, its not for us. Its for Perspehone. If we agree on one thing and one thing alone, its that we both want her to be happy, healthy and loved.

Its not much but its a starting point.

Better way to think of it is that anon and tom just got teen pregnant and now they gotta try and build a relationship so the child grows happy and loved. Tom and Anon dont have to be butt buddies, but they have to be functional at the least.

>>3766217
We don't do promises like Luna does. I don't think.

I know pacts are a big thing in hell.

It took me a long ass time to figure out where we stood with Luna, and we had to square that away so that we could figure out where we stand with OURSELF.

It almost destroyed our relationship.

Finding out who you want to be, how to get there, and who you can trust to help you is a big old trip man. I get it's pretty wild.

I'm still on that road, but I remeber what it's like trying to find it.

I'll offer you, a deal devil.
>Mind Meld.

>>3766319
To be clear, claiming his birthright over hell is how Tom expects to find himself.

Rather than busting his guts in a graveyard.

>>3766217
To be even clearerer, I suggest mind Meld over demonic pact.

I think we should also make it clear this is an offer, NSA and hes free to offer different or do something else. This is not a trap and our door is open to him anytime so long as he doesnt come.to "darken it" as per our last agreement. He is always welcome as a friend.

>>3766217
>>3766245
I don't see the necessity for a demon pact really?

Can't we just do the old, usual, two people meet each other way?

>>3766347
The problem I is were kinda already balls deep in each others buissness.

We're WAY past "getting to know each other" and we're paying for skipping the in-between steps.

>>3766217
>>3766110 (ref)
>>3766284
Against pact on principal. Tom doesn't need it, and it cheapens any interaction we have as a result. Whatever ups and downs are experienced, they are genuine and unbound by any sense of traditional rules.
Support mind-meld as an alternative if that's what its going to take to earn the trust and respect from Tom.

>>3766360
Support mindmeld as an alternative

>>3766217
Also, we really should spend some time getting to actually know him. Like a date or something. Idfk.

>>3766217>>3766347
>>3766354
I still don't see why it's necessary.

In fact, I vote against it in the idea that we don't need a demon pact to get there. It'd be counterproductive I think. WOuld make it more of an obligation rather than something we want to do.

>>3766390
I agree with this sentiment.
We can make a Friend without making a binding contract FORCING us to play nice.

>>3766217
Friends but no oath needed

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>You put out
>Your human hand
>Tom reaches for it
>You pull it back

A: "I think we're friends."
>You state it plain
A: "I -want- us to be friends. Ok? We hurt the same. It's..."

T: "Cool?"
A: "Oh hell no. Fuck. Son. We ain't cool."
T: "I think you're cool."

A: "..."
>Your neck hurts
>Why is there water in your eye?

A: "I wanna be your friend. If we have a baby together. I want us both to take care of her. That make sense?"

T: "I just wish I could believe what you're saying."
A: "I'll prove I mean it."

>You hand him your hand
>Again

A: "If you want. I'll let you put us in a pact."
>Tom looks at your hand like it's 20 pounds of latex pussy and ass

T: "That's heavy."
A: "You're bound to carry our kid. Bind me too if it makes you feel safe. It makes sense. It's fair."

>Tom
>Screws his head back on

T: "But I could destroy you with this. Make it so we destroy each other if you betray me."
A: "I think that's worth it."

T: "Bro."
A: "I think you're worth that, Tom."

>Tom
>Smiles
>With no malice
>Or sneer
>or Snark
>For the first time since you've met

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>>3766411

>He goes for your h-

A: "Wait."
>You close your fist
A: "...It's -not- fair."
>He is stern immediately

T: "Why?"
>Luna
>Appears
L: "Because with my magic. Anonymous can break any bond. Other than those most deeply tied to his own will."

T: "So any but yours?"
L: "Cheeky."

A: "It's not fair. It might buy your trust but..."
>You have to pull back
>Gritting your teeth

A: "It'd just be symbolic. I could use a spell and snap our bargain. It won't hold me...so. If you want. There's something I can't fake."

>You tap your head
A: "We can open up. All our memories. All our feelings. I did it with Marco once and we found some uh...understanding. Despite not being totally okay with each other."

>Tom
>Is still frowning

T: "I want your word more than your feelings, Anon. I need a promise that can't be broken. That's all I know."

>Tom looks dissatisfied
>Even with his deman

T: "It's all a Demon can understand."

>He starts to walk away
>Taking his trust with him

T: "It counts y'know."
>He turns back
T: "That you told the truth...I just wish it changed the way we are."
A: "Wait. Tom! I just don't want to make an empty geusture!"
T: "Feelings -are- empty gestures, Anon. Don't you get that? It's not always about hunky dory feel goods and ~true wove~ and stuff...Star taught me that. What matters is commitment. If you won't commit? On anything other than your own word? I can't trust that. Anybody who would is a fool."
A: "..."
T: "I don't really know what -friends- is. Not for me...but I hope we can hang out. After all this is over. I'm sorry about the fridge."

>He's gone
>Flown off to his room or some place to nap
>You feel
>Like you got a little closer to an understanding with Tom

>But
>Without a pact?
>He just can't understand your relationship

G: "And so. He's just a -little- more lonely."

>Fucking
>Glossaryck

A: "What are you DOING here again?"
G: "Eating your cereal."
A: "That used to be nutt."
G: "Now something -else- is the nutt."

>A brief silence
>...
A: "Fuck."

>You still have half the day
>Before the potion is done

-You could practice your Sax (Getting closer to Advantage on all Performances)

-Explore the land around your castle in the mountains

-Check on your troops
(The s/k/eletons, The Zombies, Brother Eater and Susan)

>Or

-Chase after Tom
-Go see Jackie
-Sabrina

Anything.
It's your world, Anon

Go rule it.
What do?

>>3766415
run after tom and finalize the deal

>>3766415
Chase after Tom, that airplane wont leave until we say so!

>>3766415
>Explore the land around your castle in the mountains
Take Jackie and Sabrina with you.
Might as well start training to work as a team since we are bringing them to Hell and back.

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>>3766424
>>3766418
>>3766415
I don't think he wants a deal we can break.
Which we cannot give to him. Because we can totally break a demon deal with OWN.

I think we just gonna have to prove him the usual way.
I recommend.
>Go see Jackie.
And getting her advise. Cause she's probably still the sanest person in this castle despite being soul-diddled by a mimic.

>>3766429
>>Go see Jackie.
that seems wize lets do that then

>>3766415
>no lets make that pact but do it in the way demons understand

>summon Tom back
>summon his ass with his true name
>then bind his ass with the pack
>indulge his demon culture
>Make it big and spooky
>wear our cloak and have skeletons rattle
>show him we care

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>>3766436
oh i am liking this LETS DEMON UP THIS PLACE a pact is like a demon wedding it seems like

>>3766415
Fine, go make his demon pact, and be fancy if you wanna.

>>3766429
>>3766432
We dont need jackie he just said he wants our word. JUST OUR WORD. It means everything to him. It might not be fair and if we break it we break our word.

Its means everything because to demons thats what everything is.

So call him, bend him to our will and bind him to be our mutual friend, through thick and thin, for richer or poorer, for the future of ours his and our daughters name.

Besides, we know he likes it when we take charge

Specifically state in the pact that LUNA WEBWILLOW. SOURCE OF MAGIC FORBIDS THE USE OF HER POWER TO BREAK THIS PACT FOR ALL ETERNITY

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>>3766439
>>3766442
ok lets get some cultist robes summon him try to make ourselves as demonic as we can and showy like some green candles some painted circles skulls everywhere

Keep in mind too, Toms full name is only known to family and anons magic cant break it with close bonds. Well having a kid makes us family AND WE NEVER GIVE UP ON FAMILY.

LIKE IT OR NOT TOM WE GONNA RAISE THIS BABY RIGHT. OUR SWEET DEMON BRO.

>>3766458
Better yet, we wear our ultra formal over power robes.

We gonna shotgun pact this demon what gon carry our baby. We gonna do the right and honroable thing because ANON NEVER LIES AND IF WE SAY ITS FOREVER THEN ITS FUCKING FOREVER

>>3766463
you mean to get our the thunder shades? the golden and purple silk? the shades with the purple gleam? the real fancy stuff i made a long time ago ?

>>3766415
We can't put our word on the line, and there's no pact we can't break. That hasn't changed.

We need to put something more valuable than our own self on the table.

I'm thinking the wand perhaps? Not a demonic pact, but a real merger? Heaven and hell style.

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>>3766454
>>3766442
>>3766436
>>3766429
That's stupid. Luna would totally not forbid it.
Luna would throw Tom into the son if she had her way.

>>3766462
>>3766458
>>3766440
>>3766439
>>3766436
This whole pact is stupid. It's preying on the idea that:

>T: "I want your word more than your feelings, Anon. I need a promise that can't be broken. That's all I know."
>T: "It's all a Demon can understand."

Which I think is bullshit.
Look at Hekapoo, she's a full-fledged demon unlike Tom who's only half and she's far better adjusted than he is.

We can give him our word, but using a pact would only reinforce that Tom cannot fight his own nature, which we know from Hekapoo is very much not true.

Also, we gonna spoil the shit out of her once he becomes our queen.

>>3766468
Agreed, unless we bring something tight to the table no pactum. Changing stance to a firm no.

When we knock tom up we should totally do that though. It'll be sexy.

>>3766442
I will support this then.

I was thinking that we could have gone to jackie for advice on it, but if tom just wants our word to commit to something greater instead of feelings and doesn't care that we -could- break it then yeah, I guess we could make the deal.
If we do that, it just makes our bonds/promises/agreements gain more weight.
We just gotta make sure to be always aware of it, and not break out of it, otherwise our word will be worthless and we would become something less than ourselves.

afterwards we can ask susan and jackie to head with us to explore the land and build team-work.

>>3766468
yeah, i understand that we could help change tom into seeing that there is more to it of finding meaning outside of his nature of forming demon pacts, but I'm not sure if we have enough time to change that perspective so that he could help us in turn as well as gaining more of a intimate/trust level.
If we were to gain Tom's trust and have him sense that he is more than a friend to us (which he doesn't understand yet) then we would have to sit on not going to invade hell until that is done, which could take a long time,
like a few weeks/months instead of just forming the pact, then worrying about other things. (we also have to meet up with star/marco as well before we go with the raid).

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>>3766415
>>3766474
Link master post.

Y'all are making a mistake. Or maybe not. Definetely ask the people what's up before doing anything so dramatic. Jfc.

>>3766415
>He starts to walk away
>Taking his trust with him

This is kind of important honestly.

Remeber how trust helped our Jacknon relationship. That's what we need here honestly. We need trust, and something we couldn't worm out of. Idk really. Hm.

>>3766499
I agree, but I think >>3766468
is the better choice to go for it.

>>3766468
>>3766499
i agree i just dont know how to do it

>>3766415
>>3766110 (ref)
>T: "I want your word more than your feelings, Anon. I need a promise that can't be broken. That's all I know."
Tom WOULD have accepted. He was going to take it. And he wants our word, and not just our feelings.... Though for Anon, they're kind of intermingled.
I don't have ready access to the player sheet .. but is a bond.. one performed with the Font of 'Tism something that would be proof positive. I could be wrong .. but is OWN considered one of our WILL spells? If so... It levels the playing field for Tom.. kind of. I can understand the risk... But giving him access to that also exposes us in a way. Tit-for-tat. Fairness amongst friends. And a bond linked through our powers and goals.

... I dunno if he'll buy it. But my rom-com instincts are saying you gotta give chase. One last, grand gesture of faith and good will. As a fedora tipper and future queen... I think he'll understand and appreciate it

>>3766415
T: "I want your word more than your feelings, Anon. I need a promise that can't be broken. That's all I know."

I can almost FEEL something. I could almost reach out and touch it. I just... cant... quite... reach it. RRRRRR......

>>3765984
Blame the faggots that poison this quest Tom, no one sane wants this.

>>3766529
>le 1 post by this ID driveby shitposting

Top kek

>>3766536
What isn't funny is this rampant fagshit shoved in the story now.

>>3766415
Eh, buggery. Go check on Jackie. Don't kick the door of emotional issues down with her though.

>Ask Star how she got Tom to trust her.
>Shes the only person who really knows him that we can talk to about it.

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>You are standing all alone
>In a big ol' castle
>With all the options in the world
>An army
>So many people to tell you you're right
>You could gorge yourself on snacks
>You could revel in power
>You could just walk away

A: "Fuck that."

>YOU
>WHIP OUT THAT WAND

A: "THOMAS DRACONIUS LUCIKRON."

>And Blow
>BLOWWW
>BLOOWWWWW

>A circle appears around your feet
>Cracking the stone of the kitchen floor
>Shaking the castle

>You feel yourself connect to Tom
>And he
>Answers
>Bursting out of the circle
>Flying into the air above you

T: "DUDE. BOUNDARIES."
>When he turns to look down at you
>He sees
>You're kneeling

>With a pair of skeletons dropping a cape across your shoulders
>You look up
>And
>Your shades
>Gleam

>They got you dressed quick

A: "Tom."
>You get up on one knee
>And offer him your hand

A: "I bind my fuckin' oat. On the source of my power. The one thing you KNOW I'll never betray. On my mom. On the life of our daughter. Bind me. Let's get bound. I swear. I will be your friend. That I'll never hurt you. That we won't need to be afraid of each other. I promise you. Everybody will be afraid of us."

T: "..."
>He takes your hand
T: "If this bond be broken. Your power will be sundered."
A: "Same. To you."

T: "I wager the very throne of Hell."

A: "Wh-"

>Glossaryck
>Drops his spoon

T: "Swear your power. Wager your kingdom against my right to the Planes of Hell. We will be even in all things. That if our bond is to ever break then one shall forfeit their reign to the other. No treachery. No lies. No double crossing. We shall love one another and our legacy shall shine into the void to blind all horrors that reside within."

>He pulls you up
>Looking
>Terrified

T: "Say it. Say you believe in me so much you'd risk it all. That you'd push me to be greater than I ever could be without you gnawing at my heels...and the powers of every demon I enslave will be shared alike with yours."

>Your skin is cracking
>Your eyes are drying up

T: "You get to add ONE thing to this contract. If you say yes..."


WHAT WILL THAT ONE ADDITION BE!?

You decide...
NEXT TIME!

FOR NOW SESSION
END

See you TOMORROW!

1:30 PM US CENTRAL TIME

Stay Blesst
Love, Quest

P.S. The Character Sheets and Journals
For your planning pleasure

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharing

Mwah

>>3766552
That if our bond is to ever break then one shall forfeit their reign to the other.

That could imply just a swap of kingdoms. Like, if he royaly screw his own kingdom them he can just make a switcheroo.

>>3766552
You have to be my Queen

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>>3766552

>>3766552
>>3766110 (ref)
>T: "I wager the very throne of Hell."
All or nothing.
Ride or Die.
Jesus, they really are alike. Isn't that basically Tom's very identity as well, his goal, his source of power, and everything he holds dear?
I'm not sure Anon would ever admit it... Especially after all that's transpired, but I think that level of comraderie and trust is exactly what he had originally hoped for from Marco. And from the sounds of it.... Tom was hoping for something just as binding from Star (shared royal burdens, caring, interests). While neither would admit it, they likely both suffered from a level of one-itus and the scar left from having that torn from each of them never really healed right.

>TFW Tom ends up being first to the punch, even after all the armors are done
:SabrinonCancelled: :AAAAAAAAAAA:

Faggotry and future spawn aside, I do actually think Anon and Tom could/will become solid friends, comrades-in-arms, and allies. I was just hoping it could be natural to avoid the need for magical hocus-pocus getting in the way or mucking it up. While from a different universe, both Star and Marco wrestled with this, as did Toms grandpa-papa-pa-pa-paaaa Relicor... And it didn't seem to really work out too well for any party involved overall...

>WHAT WILL THAT ONE ADDITION BE?!
... we can nip this in the bud. We can Ranma 1/2 this shit right here and right now. ...or we can leave that as the mystery surprise door for the future and actually focus on practical, important things that are right before us and on the horizon.
Make it count Anon, it's a deal with the devil after all

>>3766552
If people are worried about unintentional or tricked into betrayal then add a clause.

"If at anytime we cant work things out, we go to a independent 3rd party so that our reigns may last forever."

>>3766552
We should add something that guarantees total and absolute trust and comunication, and at the same time prevents our friendship from weakening by the action/inaction of one of the parties or outside forces: We will never betray each other and always strive to improve both our relationship and ourselves, helping each other to evolve and grow while also improving individually to try to be worthy of our mutual trust and friendship.

Feel free to improve this in any way possible (remember that words are everything in a contract with the Devil, we should choose wisely and create an adamant foundation for our relationship, one that permanently casts aside any swadow of doubt or betrayal).

>>3766876
Make glossy our 3rd party arbitrator so that we ALWAYS work things out on our own and never have that blue jerk fuck with us.

>>3766110 (ref)
>>3766889
... That's a concern for Anon, but is it a concern for Tom? For what you're proposing, you'd want someone that both Tom and Anon equally distrust or see as potentially ruinous... Star could work out. Or, in a more positive manner, Marco.

>I swear. I will be your friend. That I'll never hurt you. That we won't need to be afraid of each other. I promise you.
I am chill with this except for "I will never hurt you"... Pain and misunderstandings, these things are natural part of any relationship, friend or otherwise. We even ended up hurting Jackie back during War Planet. And it took some time, but things still healed up, even if the wound was jagged. There was still, always a bond of trust present, even if the feelings wavered between parties.
I want clarification or at least arbitration on the ambiguity of "hurt".
>T: "No treachery. No lies. No double crossing."
Tom said he wanted a bond *not* bound by "feelings", but through words. Intention. Will. Trust that neither will attempt to worm out or double-cross through the interpretation (literal? figurative?) of this word. That this is the "hurt" of a soul losing faith or the ability to trust in the other, and not of wounds to the body, disagreements of minds, or fleeting feelings.

>T: "Swear your power. Wager your kingdom against my right to the Planes of Hell. We will be even in all things. That if our bond is to ever break then one shall forfeit their reign to the other..."
Tom. Buddy. Pal. Friend. You realize we do this, then we're gonna have to find a way to make me immortal. I know you live hella long, but when I croak, the bond gets broken... And that's the end for you too.

>T:"...We shall love one another and our legacy shall shine into the void to blind all horrors that reside within."
Nowayfag.jpg
just kidding bro, I luv ya too.
no homo :3

>T:"...That you'd push me to be greater than I ever could be without you gnawing at my heels... "
Dude, you're the ONLY game in town, I never had any doubt. You think STAR is doing *anything* about her kingdom or people other than running away from them? Of course you're gonna be amazing. WE are gonna be amazing. Cuz we grow through adversity and challenges. Sure we could be hostile rivals to each other... Like when we first met. But think of what we can go up against and overcome if we cooperate and act as one. Like a certain elder Demon Lord even your mom cowers to. The world doesn't stand a chance against us.

>>3766552
0. Take Tom's hand. Look him in the eye, and ask him to tell you what he's afraid of so you can make it go away.

1. Give Tom (and only tom) an escape clause. At any time for any reason tom may dissolve the bargain in it's entirety. Permanently or temporarily.

2. Within a year and a day Tom must choose a third party to arbitrate disputes we can't handle like reasonable people.

3. This is purely a recommendation. We All princes and shit... We just got done beating the shit out of each other in a fit of anger. We need some better way to actually tell each other what's betrayal, and what's fun. I recommend. The red light, green light system of BDSM.

Reasons 1
A few reasons. Namely Tom and Anon are not ready for this level of commitment. Tom is terrified of what he's doing. Let's make it... Less so. The second reason is the universe is a cock. I barely trust Tom with this level of power and authority. There is no way SOMEONE won't try and use it against one or both of us. With this, Tom can tell the person to get cucked. It also opens up the opportunity for forgiveness.

Reasons 2
Another way a second safety net to allow Anon and Toms radical fuck ass personalities thrash around and into each other without accidentally offing each other's kingdoms. Hopefully Tom knows someone capable/trustworthy. We could float Glossarick, but as mentioned he would just avoid actually doing this as much as physically possible.

Reasons 3
This demon pact will likely amplify our communication issues, not fix them. Two big hearted, temperamental princes? Oh yeah. Well get upset.

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SESSION
START!

https://youtu.be/rZ_wNdYgP3w

>You
>Are Anon
>Master of spilled Spaghetti
>Who somehow
>Someway
>Has evolved into a real babe magnet
>Some of those babes are bros

>Some of those bros will BECOME babes and bear one of your children in the future
>Like this one
>Tom

T: "Well?"
>He asked you to make it clear where you both stand
>You revealed a bond would be easy for you to break but offered your heart
>and He
>Couldn't accept that
>So, in a fit of disappointment

>You have sworn by all you hold dear
>Your family
>Even the source of your power
>That you will be loyal to Tom
>And have agreed
>To a Soul-Pact with him

>The Prince of the Underworld


G: "Ahem."
>Glossaryck
>Was eating the last of your cereal when you both started this... "Bromantic" excursion

G: "If I may. Illuminate everyone involved."
>He points to Tom

G: "You said no lies. No betrayal. No playing both sides of the fence, yes?"
T: "Indeed."
>Tom's mouth curls smoke in the shape of grasping hands
>That continuously go for your neck
>And smell of black cherries

G: "Anonymous. What is it -you- want out of the bargain?"

>Well
>What is it you want?

A: "I-...I want to prove. That Tom doesn't need to bind me to be his friend."
T: "Even if I believed you."
>He squeezes your hand
T: "Even if I -want- to believe you.
>He swallows the sparks oozing from his mouth
T: "We're going to war...there's no time for Playdates."

A: "Then I want-"

-A THIRD PARTY
A third party will be named for negotiations between you and Tom should things go sour or a conflict be unresolvable. (Makes things less personal. Which is pretty clearly what Tom is after. NecBromantic Marriage.)

-A way out (A way to dissolve the contract amicably should there be no hard feelings)
This is also a bit impersonal

-Safe words
A system for you and Tom to let one another know if the other is overstepping. (Super feely, very messy but personal to you two. Like a secret code.)


Or

-Add Positives (Tom has demanded safeguards against negatives. Like lying or colluding with the other's enemies. The nature of this bond will not allow you to unintentionally break it and can be used as a way to warn either one about potential harm to the other.)

You COULD however put in positive requirements.

-Such as Pizza nights on Saturdays
-An honorable Dibs system on all snacks and potential GFs

-Offering your aid to one another whenever the other is in danger or caught in conflict


What do?
How negotiate?

>if you pick to have arbitrator
>Who will it be?

Choose.

>>3768180
...

Think about what you actually want out of this guys. Do so carefully.

Personally some emotional...

>I want you to treat my people. My family. My friends. I want you to treat them like you would your own. I want you to consider thier feelings, to learn about their thoughts and feelings, and prepare yourself for the responsibility and privilege of ruling people who aren't demons. And doing so WELL.
>Thats what I want. Safety not for me, but for my people.

>>3768180
>That whenever one of us FEELS hurt or betrayed or needs anothers help or just plain wants to we talk something out, we do so and if its conflict we cant resolve on our own we do it with a neutral 3rd party arbiter, so we always come together for the better because I want build this relationship for us and our future children.

I want a fusion between escape clause and 3rd party arbitration. We should patch the hole of feelings driving breaking the bond with making it so it always comes down to working any misunderstandings out.

>>3768236
Cause like. I know you know how to be a good ruler. Even a great one. But if we're talking stuff were not sure of, stuff were scared about. That's it.

I'm scared for my family. My friends. The monsters and other small lights I have kindled here.

You didn't grow them here. Your kingdom is legion.

Treat them like friends, and I know they will become them though.

>>3768246
I... Am not sure this actually needs to be in the pact itself. As well as being a bit cold towards tom.

-A THIRD PARTY
A third party will be named for negotiations between you and Tom should things go sour or a conflict be unresolvable. (Makes things less personal. Which is pretty clearly what Tom is after. NecBromantic Marriage.)

>>3766110 (ref)
>>3768180
Well fuck, no one else has put up any ideas, so I'm just gonna go with my gut senses on this.

The overarching goal here is that... we want Tom as a friend. We want to show him we are trustworthy to the point of spilling blood and putting each other's lives on the line. You can cram in the bromantic aspects of you want, but I liken it to war buddies. Someone you know who will always have your back, just like Susan at the VERY least.

And so to that end, I support
>Add Positives
-Offering your aid to one another whenever the other is in danger or caught in conflict.
We are allies, and we are friends. We ride in as the Calvary for the other when all hope looks lost. We build our friendship, our bond, from there. Whatever happens afterwards, happens afterwards.

これから棚むんぞう、相棒たち

>>3768180
I do like adding in positives as well. A mutual defence pact would be sweet, but probably doesn't need to uh, be part of this pact specifically.

And I personally like the arbitration clause, but putting it in here still seems like. Giving up before we even start?

>>3768180
Ah. Shit, i dunno. I love our children mother(male), but this seen like being friends and jumping straigth to marriage. Maybe we could do a temporary contract?

Anyway, the Mutual Protection Pact sound good. Bros who watch each others backs.

>>3768258
goddamn it, 頼む. Fat finger and auto-correct is a plague in any language it seems. "I leave it to you guys"

>>3768180
Eh, buggery. I'll switch to a mutual defence pact as well.

Bros should have each others backs.

And we can do all of that stuff later anyway.

>>3768180

i think the best way for this is to:

put in positives in the contract (like safeguards
against breaking contract, and to confer aid to another in times of danger/conflict)

If we are able to put both in, I would like this option as this is the most defensive pact, and we do not unintentionally break the contract by accident.

IF we cannot get both, then I would want the confer aid to each other in danger clause.

ALSO IF POSSIBLE negotiate tom for a third party clause, because I think it would be in the best interest for both of them, and it allows them wiggle room as to what is defined as breaking trust. On the plus side I think this gives anon a way in to bang jackie as well, without breaking contract.

For the arbitrator it could be either Jackie or Glossy

>>3768180
>>3768300
No reason we can't bring up contract councilling after the fact. It's pretty clear tom isn't on the steadiest ground at the moment either. Contract or no contract.

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>>3768236
>I want you to treat them like you would your own
...I don't think I would want Anon to treat Jackir or Sabrina or the Monsters like he is gona treat some demons.

>>3768249
>Cause like. I know you know how to be a good ruler.
Does he? He doesn't even know how to make and keep friends. He blows his lid EVEN MORE than Anon.

>>3768180
We don't really know much of Tom. Like. We have a general idea of him. But we have actually barely talked and hanged out with him.
I think we should start slow. Partners. Allies. Then Friends. Buddies. Chums.

>A third party will be named for negotiations between you and Tom should things go sour or a conflict be unresolvable. (Makes things less personal. Which is pretty clearly what Tom is after. NecBromantic Marriage.)
To Start. Lets go where he feels comfortable right now.

We'll see about the safe words and all of the kissy kissy fun and doing buttfun stuff in her bum later.
Oh boy we're gonna have fun.

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A: "-I this bond to do more than just keep us off each other's back. I say the bond keeps us looking out for each other. Always."

T: "You wanna demand blood be spilled when we call?"

A: "No."

>You purse your lips
>And look Tom
>In the eyes

A: "Both of us. Whenever the other needs it. Come to help. We never let the other get destroyed. We always stand side by side in the shit that life throws at us. My armies. Your legions. Burning Bones. One force of death."

>Tom
>Smiles
>And there is so much dark joy in it

T: "Just like you promised. Everyone will fear us."

A: "That way every time we get stronger. It's a problem for ANYBODY that wants to mess with us."

>Tom has been floating this whole time
>You're floating too

>Susan comes into the kitchen
>And does not comment on it
>She looks at the melted fridge
>Then at you
>Then worldlessly opens the cabinets

Su: "Aw heww yeash."
>She has
Su: "Muffuckin Coockiesh."

>And leaves

T: "I ACCEPT your terms, Anonymous. BY THE POWERS OF THE VOID. I SEAL THIS PACT IN-"

A: "WAIT!"
>You suddenly realize

A: "What if we're stupid?"

T: "Stupid?"
G: "Haha "if" ?"

A/T: "Shutup!"

T: "Hmmm like. What if we get hasty? Or forget the other one's birthday?"
A: "Exactly."
T: "It's Christmas right?"

A: "Just like th-"
>...
>Tom knows your birthday

A: "Either way! If one of us fucks up or like- if One of us can't get to the other."

T: "Or our issues act up."
A: "Yeah. Like I get super paranoid alot."
T: "I take out my failures on people on who fail me."
A: "I just self abuse by going into danger."
T: "Oh! I love doing that! I just die on the mortal plains and respawn in hell haha it's cathartic."

G: "Boys."
>You both
>Glare at Glossaryck

G: "The point?"

A: "Let's get a third party. Somebody fair. Who can help us work shit out."

T: "I want one of my demon lawyers."
A: "N~o. Less favored than that."

G: "How about Star?"
A: "Star hates me. Or is scared of me?"
T: "Same thing."

A: "I say Jackie."
T: "Jackie hates -me- , dude."

G: "I don't hate either of you."

L: "The feeling is -not- mutual."

>...

WHO SHALL BE THE ARBITRATOR!?

>What do about the fridge?

T: "Hey. Whadya wanna do after this?"

>It's still a third of a day before the potion is done

What do?

>>3768367
I would vote for Glossaryck for arbitrator. I don't really see a better candidate. Unless Sabrina is a better one, in which I would vote for her.

>BROKEN FRIDGE
we should use spare metal to repair it.

>WHAT DO WITH REST OF THIRD DAY!?!?!?
> go on a slight excursion into surrounding lands with jackie and sabrina, build teamwork

>>3768367
>>3766110 (ref)
My money's on Marco. He's been fairly level headed. Pretty sure he never tried to pick favorites. And we both kind of have history with him in a way, right?
Glossy's not a *bad* choice, but I'd rather not rely on him when things get heated... 'Sides, he'll probably show up ANYWAYS to throw in his 2 cents while munching popcorn from the sidelines.

>>3768396
Sabs not really neutral. Both Tom and Anon love her, but she might have preferential treatment. If anything, I think it's unfair to Tom.... but we could run it by him. ... How does she handle the kid fights that break out with the little ones? Cuz you just know Entropys gonna pick fights among them all

>>3768367
>Mournmend fridge. Suddenly remeber that you have mournmend.

>Gloss my dick. With the understanding that we would rather eat a big ol bowl of gravel and Tom's jizz than ask him for help.
>Ask Tom to tell you about his "legacy" you know hell is its own dimension, but you don't really... Get it.
>Persephone was a damn expert apparently. So there is definetly stuff to know.

>>3768367
I like Sabrina and Marco, and get feedback.

>>3768367
Glossyarck. Hes at least neutral and novody wants to deal with him so itll make it so we all work on it together and avoid his kellogs kum flakes eatin ass.

>>3768463
Mornmend requires an equal sacrifice. Just have tom spot us that sweet prince cash to get another from QB

>>3768367
I want to talk with Cumulo and get some wisdom into what he alludes to all the time.

Tropes, themes, myth and what it means when a story becomes a game. We are going against toffe trying to unravel existence back into the undefined nothingness where dragons live. We have to understand what Toffee and Cumulo know if we want to get ahead of it all.

>>3768469
Does Tom even like Marco in this AU?

>>3768367
>>3766110 (ref)
>>3768459
Aw fuck, forgot
>What do?
Support Mournmend fridge. That seems apt.

>Group get-to-know
Supporting. Because there's aspects for many of the forwards party that might help to get to know. We did what we could to provide support and protection for everyone, but it may not always be on us in the clinch.
There's Tom's dreams of his legacy.
There's Jackie's experiences in the Negative Zone.
There's Sab's response on answering her call.
And Susan's troubles with self-image and confidence ?
It may not be much, but clearing the air of some of the things that weigh in everyone's minds and souls might be a worthwhile endeavor for all those going forwards. Set everyone a bit more at ease with the folks they'll be entrusting their lives to very shortly. We're not going to lose ...but even glossy said nothing is set in stone. Gaining that peace of mind or confidence boost from peers could be an important buff. Or a mere diversion

>>3768505
I'm pretty sure everyone in this world is at least a 2 on the kinsey scale. Also magic so its about the soul and not the junk.

>>3768367
Quick question to Tom, when I brought up our first deal at Moon's Ball your phone was losing its shit. Whats up with that?

Oh and fast ball, you remember what went down last BMB?

>>3768508
I meant like as a friends.

What's to stop the devil from using our deal to use my magic to break our deal? He accessed it before and broke a previous deal.

>>3768601
Hes in a box.

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>A tie in your mind
>Between

MARCO DIAZ
and
GLOSSARYCK SANCHEZ

G: "Oh Sanchez is just a nickname. My actual last name is "Of Terms" haha only the ladies call me Sanchez."

L: "Your last date was before we met."
G: "Which is one more than you've had if I recall."

L: "Juvenile insults? It suits you."


A: "Let's use Marco."
T: "Diaz? He's a weakling!"

A: "Does he hate you?"
T: "Well I -did- destroy him in Ping Pong."
A: "But does he hate you?"
T: "Well I kidnapped him!"

A: "None of that means he hates you."
T: "..."
A: "Trust me."

T: "Hm. Yeah. Diaz works. You know his full name?"
A: "Marco Ubaldo Diaz."
T: "PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- Ubaldo."
A: "Heh."


T: "THIS PACT IS SEALED. BY ALL LAYERS OF THE PITS MAY IT NEVER BE BROKEN. LEST THE EMPIRE OF HELL FALL TO THE HANDS OF ANONYMOUS DUBSON MCMOOT AND IN TURN ALL THOSE WHO SERVE ANONYMOUS WOULD THEN SERVE TOM DRACONIUS LUCIKRON."

>Tom clears his throat

T: "Amen."

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>>3768626
>>3768626

>Fwip!
>The fire is out

A: "Issat i-"

ALLIANCE WITH HELL HAS BEEN ACHIEVED
POLITICAL INFLUENCE AT LAST
HAS INCREASED

>To 1
You now can access other young rulers through Tom.
Confer on royal business he is aware of.
You can also conspire against enemies and may get tip offs from your new ally.
You and he.
Have just made a power play.

>You both descend from the air
>And land on the kitchen floor
>Tom
>Is beaming
>Just one big smile from ear to ear

T: "That was awesome."
A: "You -like- all that?"
T: "That was like building a treehouse for me. While doing skate board tricks."

>Neat

A: "Hang up. Gonna fix the fridge."
>You have the skeletons scrape up some metal from the mines
>A few broken televisions from the old house

A: "aaaand SNAP!"
>The reconfigure
>Into the same old fridge
>You pop it open

>Even the food is back
>Must have been something nice in that metal slag from down below
A: "Sick."

>The door closes
>As you turn back to the kitchen

>Smack your lips
T: "So. Whad'ya -you- wanna do?"

>The floor is melted
>The table is crushed
>You know exactly what you wanna do

A: "Time. For a ROUND TABLE!"

https://youtu.be/0vCiT6rAjgc


>Everyone is gathered together
>Once again
>Not for breakfast
>But f-

J: "Hey what are we doing here, man?"
>Jackie asks while balancing her skateboard on a fork
>With her feet
>Cause she's on it

Su: "Showoff."
J: "Practicing."

B: "Bork! Bark bruff!"

KK: "Bow is correct. Dere is much business to attend. Yet you have summoned us here. For what purpose, my lord?"

>You did in fact want to get all your people together
>Jackie and Sabrina for an excursion
>The Giants for knowledge

>And
>To get everyone going into hell to know one another
>A little more
>But

What shall you do while you meet and greet?

>Talk that walk
(Explore the area around your castle and get fresh air. Everybody gets comfortable with each other a little more.)

>War Room
(Gather everyone in the throne room and lay out a tactical formation, here's hoping no one falls asleep)

Or whatever you can conceive.


>Brother Eater is notably absent
>He is down in his cave
>Doing Crunches

What do?

>>3768601
What's to stop him from getting out with the spell?

>>3768642
If he could he would have.

>>3768627
>Talk the Walk
>My future daughter traveled back in time to tell me she hate me for not spending enough time with me.
>I've got a FUCKLOAD of obligation to get on, and shit to catch up on. Let's walk.

>>3768627
>>Talk the Walk
>>My future daughter traveled back in time to tell me she hate me for not spending enough time with me.
>>I've got a FUCKLOAD of obligation to get on, and shit to catch up on. Let's walk.

>>3768663

support

>>3768627
>Tell everyone to go check their gear, think of some plans and we will brief in the morning before we head into hell

>Right now is the time to air out any remaining issues, worries or concerns

>After that we will go out for Talk that walk

>Before Bed we visit BE and make sure he's ready

>>3768627
>>3768659
>>3768672
Supporting a mix of this two. We need to vent a little but we also need everyone to be as ready as possible.

>>3768672
>>3768663
both

>>3768627
>>3766110 (ref)
>Talk the Walk
... I'm open to ideas if any Anons have a better alternative, but I think a light patrol and some fresh air could do some good. If something surprising occurs while traveling in our own lands, maybe it'll act as a live-fire training drill for the upcoming real deal.
Previous encounters with this group, as it is, have largely been defensive missions with the castle (Trolls and Mewmans) as a positional asset of sorts. This gets us out and about without such luxuries.

>>3768647
Maybe he didn't have access to our soul anymore due to rewriting realty back into existence and altering things after fates death? Maybe we just gave him the keys to his cage?

>>3768627
We need to go over our plan into hell. Even if we don't go tomorrow.

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A: "Who's got their shoes?"
Su: "FUCK Shoesh!"

A: "Everybody else?"
J: "I got my heelies."
A: "Uhhh more walky kinna shoes. Not wheely."

S: "Oh! I have my pumps! From Quest Buy? I think that's what it's called."

A: "Thank you, Sabrina. Everybody get your stuff together. We're headed out."

>Jackie
>Sighs
>And puts her hair up

J: "Who's gotta die?"
A: "N-no. No we're going for a walk."

>...
>Foss raises her hand

A: "Yes, Foss."
F: "To where?"
A: "Just. Around."
F: "For what purpose?"

Cu: "A tan?"
F: "I do not know, Uncle. Anonymous -does- need the tan. His skin is translucent."
Cu: "Nothin' a little stone oil couldn't fix."

>Bow
>Is next to you
>His eyes wide
>His tail
>Waggin
>His tongue
>OUT
>Cause you said it
>You SAIDITSAIDITSAIDIT


>W A L K

>A

>L

>K

>He licks your face
>SHHHHHHHLLLEERRRRRRRP!

A: "G'boi. Everybody, bring your gear like we're headed for Hell. Then we're gonna get our heads straight to knock some bitch's eyes crooked."

Cont

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>>3768839

>It takes a few minutes
>But nothing is missing
>Everyone dons their armor

>Sabrina pulls out a tiny blue crystal
>It glows as she whispers something to it
>And she puts it on

A: "Wassat?"
S: "The baby."

J: "The Mimic soul."
>Jackie eyes it
>Steps away from it
>But a skeleton brings her
>Two waters

>And she shares one with Sabrina

>You head for the big double doors on the castle front

A: "Let's get some sunshine."

>You throw open the doors
>Gearing your mind up
>For some peace and quiet
>Some stoic times in the grass
>Maybe you'll even find something cool out there in the mountains
>It's so bright
>So beautiful
>Your eyes haven't even adjusted
>You just smell the mountain air
>You even hear a pretty bird
>going "aaaaaaaa"
>What a weird bird

>CRREEEEAAAAAHHHHHHkRUAKAK!

St: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
>CRUCNKUNCH!

>When Star fucking Butterfly
>Rushes in
>And puts a battle Axe in your chest

YOU TAKE 32 DAMAGE

>And your Nipple is hanging down to your shoe
>Right behind her
>A shadow emerges from the light

>It draws a blade quick as lightning and th-
M: "Oh, hey man."

>It's Marco
M: "We tracked Glossaryck here and w-"
>Who notices your dangly chest bits

M: "SHHHHhhhhhhhhMMMmmmmmmm Owww."
G: "Oh! Wonderful!"
>Fucking
>Glossaryck
>Is in Jogging pants

G: "You got my email!"
M: "What? No we didn't. Star and I have been tracking your scent for the last seven dimensions!"
G: "Ohhhh right. You probably don't have a -laptop- anymore. My bad."

>A crash behind you
>As some of your monsters come out
>And see Star
>Axe deep in your shit

P: "WE ARE UNDER ATTACK! AGAIN! MEWMANS AT THE GATE!"

SESSION
END

A lovely walk and talk

FRIDAY 1:30 PM
U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

Stay Blesst
Love, Quest

>>3768841
Ask Marco where stars chill went.

Punt star into orbit.

"Shes more of a rival than an enemy. Frenemy?"

This is marco, someday we will get his sweet sweet nachos.

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>>3768841
....We're gonna spank Star's perfect ass beet red until she cries for this.

>>3768841
>BFB on star
"Sit down you retarded child before you hurt yourself"
Kick her in the Mewssy
"Check your target before striking."

>>3768962
Support, then cut her with the axe and use BfB to heal our injuries.

>>3769002
>>3768962
She spank her so much and so hard we can cast BFB on her butt to heal us.

>>3768841
Are we too ripped? Can you not recognize us anymore?

Its possible this is a visit from Moon or Rivers people. Mewmans at the gate may not be an attack.

If they ask about loose monsters we simply tell them a wizard needs no chains to keep his prisoners in line.

As for Star axing us a question. Either shes just gone retard or shes mad at us.

>>3769958
They were talking about Star, the mewman that dived an axe into our chest five seconds ago. Btw; if mewmans keep fucking with us with diplomatic incidents like this, we'll have a plausible reason to ban unanounced mewman-affiliated forces inside our territory (wich can atract both friendly monsters and mewman exiles, people running from Hertrude, etc)

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>>3768841
>>3766110 (ref)
Support >>3768962 retort.
>Demand SHE be the one to BFB us.
She should remember the spell. This is a fucking rehash of her fucking up and flying off the handle with Girl and owning up to it following the Purrkistan event.

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Session...

https://soundcloud.com/lacheque/afterglow

START!

>You are Anonymous
>A busy
>Busy young man
>With so many people to protect
>So many deals and drives

>All pointed to one goal
>Steal from Hell
>And Save Earth Dimension

>But right now
>Something has interrupted your flow
>Somebody, actually

St: "Oh! ANON!? Omigosh I didn't SEE you! There was just this big spooky castle, an all these ZOMBIES outside building a wall and Glossaryck has picked some- SERIOUS hiding spots lemme tell yah."

>Star
>Fucking Butterfly
>You wanted to go for a walk
>You wanted go outside and get some sunshine
>And this
>BIMBUS

>Has charged in and put an Axe in your chest

>You might be sensible enough to take an apology for this
>But your baby
>Bow
>The 2000 lb Bush Drake
>Doesn't seem to agree

B: "RRRRRGRARAR! BORK BARK ARAHRR!"
>He comes in with a charge
>20 total
>Star dodges
>Jumping up into the air as his skull smashes the ground where she stood
>In a counter

>She points her wand
>At Your Dog

St: "RAINBOW FIST PUNCH!"
>CRACK!

B: " https://youtu.be/NI_pkFIow54 "

>And frankly...

>>3768865
>>3768887
>>3768962

M: "Dude! Anon I th- Is that a nipple?"
>Your nipple
>Falls off

St: "Ok. Hold on. I got this."

>Star steps on it while trying to pull the axe out of your ribs

A: "Hello, Marco."
>Marco is shirtless with a vest
>And has better abs than you

A: "Good to see you."

>MUSCLES REARS BACK AS A SPINED WRECKING BALL OF A FIST

ROLL STRENGTH ATTACK

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>3771928
Fist star bonus point if it hits her muff hard enough

Rolled 19 + 18 (1d20 + 18)

>>3771928
>And has better abs than you
aw HELL no

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>3771928
I really shouldn't risk throwing in a bad roll but fuck it.

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Rolled 7 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>3771928
STAR BUTTERFLY

NOT ONLY DO YOU HACK AN AXE INTO ME BUT YOU PUNCH MY DOG

PAY THE BLOOD FOR BLOOD TITHE

YOUR ASS IS GRASS
AND I'M MAKING YOU MY LAWN

>>3771942
fuck the police, roll with abandon.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>3771928
YEET!

>>3771954
thank you

>>3771937
>>3771954
Looks like some cheecks are going to get slapped front or back
What ones are bigger on star guess

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Rolled 2 (1d4)

First. We pick our roll.

Then. You slapp the soul.
Out of a Bug Princess.

>>3771998
Hi quest nice pic i must tell you we got a short thunder storm where i live so i am not going to my computer tonight and i dont have the app

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>>3771998
>>3771937
>>3771954

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>>3771942
>>3771942

The winnar.

>15+15 = 30

>>3771954
+2

MUH MUH MONSTER FISTING.

https://soundcloud.com/sexytoadsandfrogsfriendcircle/stinkbug-coda-bomb-sniffing-pomeranian

>The fist comes down
>She's right next to you
>Thanks to Muscles' complete lack of restrictive joints
>You twist into it
>And he coils around
>Get
>Into a SPRING

>Your knuckles hit those smooth, scarless cheeks
>You feel all the tiny hairs on her face as time slows down
>Always does when you and her make contact
>Anon
>You drive your right hand
>Clear into that little girl's jaw, cheek and skull
>Her golden hair whips like grass in a hurricane
>As her eye closes
>And her neck

>SNAPS TO THE SIDE!

>For a moment
>She is turned away from you
>Everyone is quiet

M: "DUDE!"
>Until Marco
>Moves in to break it up

M: "What is WRONG with you! She said she was sorry! Anon you're a mania-"

>Star
>Turns back around
>With a huge shiner
>Big and purple
>Big as the one
>She. Gave. You.

cont

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>>3772038

St: "When did you get that strong?"

YOU HAVE DEALT 24 DAMAGE

M: "What do you have to SAY for yourself!?"

>You take
>A power stance
>A deep calming breath
>an-

A: "YOU FUCKING WHORE."

J: "This. Is ugly."

A: "You MINDLESS GODDAMN TWIG SHAPED SHIT. LOOK BEFORE YOU SWING. YOU CHOPPED ME. THEN YOU HIT MY DOG."

>Your voice cracks
>You are spitting

A: "I AM GONNA GAPE YOUR ASSHOLE. FILL YOU WITH THE CONTENTS OF MY CLOSET."

>Marco
>Puts up his dukes

A: "FORCE FEED YOU TIDE PODS. THEM SHAKE YOU UNTIL MY LAUNDRY IS DONE."

>Marco pokes you in the neck

A: "What is this gay shi-"

ROLL CON SAVE!

>Especially since Bow
>Is getting back up
>And clearly about to try to go for Star again
>Susan

>Woldstars Marco
>With three UGLY ass haymakers

M: "WHoah!"

>He dodges
>Counters the second one with a strange hand sign

M: "MASTERY OF TIME AND SPACE."
>He does some Katta lookin' shit
>And Susan
>Moves slower

Su: "Yoooouhhhh shhhhhtayyy awayyy from heeem."

>It is about to be a street fight outside your house
>And Marco has hit one of your pressure points
>You are about to seize up

What do?
Better hope that CON roll is good.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3772040
Can we scream to make everyone stop acting like a fucking retard? Also, maybe reatach our nipple while we still got a chance?

Otherwise we have to grow a new one, and i am 99% sure it will grow a weird color.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>3772040
Mind Scream MIGHT work if Marco and Star weren't fucking psionically retarded.
So we're gonna have to normal scream too.
A combo of both should work fine.
also
>St: "When did you get that strong?"
My pp
Has become PP

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>3772040
I WANT IT
I NEED IT

>>3772040
CON

Rolled 4 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3772065
>>3772040
Shit

Rolled 4 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3772040
mmm... fuck. I'm thinking Intercepting the wand attack using Inversion to protect Bow, dust off, then heal.

Rolled 1 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>3772040
late roll lets go

>>3772073
support, protecting doggo is a higher priority than everything else

other than that anon should take a breather first if he is able to to calm down
OR he can try to persuade his side from fighting by intimating star/marco a lil bit or convince them not to

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3772040
ENOUGH
Shits fair now, everyone stand down

>>3772080
Why you must make us suffer like this.

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Rolled 1 (1d6)

Let's see that Roll.
And.

>The votes call
>For a scream
>To be heard

>You fill your lungs
>As your muscles begin to twitch like strained Bridge Cables

A: "Alright alright EVERYBODY CUT THE MONKEY SHIT."

>Marco throws a decent leg kick at Susan
>It PINKS off of her Armor
>She sneers at him
>Grinning like a gator

>He backs up and throws two more with feeling
>Another she lets the helmet tank
>The last
>Crits

>Whu-BAM!
>But she doesn't go down
>Still walking for him like a Frankenstein due to whatever slow jutsu he put on her

>Star hasn't taken her eyes off you
>Bow comes up behind her with his jaws open

A: "BOW! No! NO! Down!"
>She dodges it without looking
>Comes back up

>and gets a 40 total on beast grapple
>She has the same
>Stunned face
>As she wrestles your behemoth pup to the ground

St: "That was...a hit."

A: "I SAID. EVERYBODY FUCKING STOP! We're cool. We're EVEN. God DAMNIT we're not a bunch of-"

G: "Emotional wreck teenagers?"

A: "SHUTUP GLOSSARYCK."

Roll CHARISMA

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>3772141
Can we do the Room silencer Whistle?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>3772141
CEASE

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3772141

Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3772141
letss go

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>3772141

Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>3772141
>She has the same
>Stunned face
>As she wrestles your behemoth pup to the ground
>St:"That was... a hit"
Why you so Starry-eyed?
I mean... we did make all that armor and got a sweet ab out of it... but I don't think it came packaged with a stat increase

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Rolled 2 (1d6)

How smooth is Smooth, dudes?

Let's see that roll.

words

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>>3772144

>Not so Smooth

>Con roll first
>>3772048

12+14 = 26

>>3772080
-2

>24

>A passed save
>YOU ARE CURRENTLY SLOWED
>Instead of Paralyzed

>As you speak
>As your move your arms
>Your muscles randomly J-JERK and R--r-r--rrattle

>And man
>Being heard over this fight is hard

https://soundcloud.com/sexytoadsandfrogsfriendcircle/stinkbug-coda-bomb-sniffing-pomeranian

>Cause it's Lit
>Susan and Marco duking it out Mackie Hand vs Mewman Tank stye

>Star in a coma
>Some kinna trance

>She gently traces her cheek

St: "That was a hit. I deserved?"

>You have very few words you can get out


>>3772144
>13 total

A: "Fuck Mewggers."

>Jackie Facepalms hard
>Rubs her head as she's left stunned by the mess unfolding before her
>She can't even mommy gf right now

>Marco goes for another flurry
>All three hits bounce of Susan like she's a pillar

>Here comes the Skeletons
>Not KK

>He is actually pretty Stoic

S: "Killa! Help them!"
KK: "I am sorry, my lady. Dees is not a battle. Eet is a brawl. I will attack eef I am ordered."

>The Frenchies however
>The servants
>They rattle with fury
>And love fights over pride

>They all rush Marco
>He jumps up
>And leaps from skull to skull
>Takes a few off
>And does a flip
>Before getting SMACKT by a huge hunk of bread
>Into the ground

>The Skeletons roll over him
>Holding him down
>As Susan
>Gets a running start
>FOR AN EWBOW DWOP

>29 total
>Marco dodges with a head-lean

>Sabrina rushes up
S: "Stop! Listen to Anon!"

A: "I-i-i-I-I F-fffffff-eeeeellllll F-IIIIne. E-E-V-V-ERYBODY ELSE IS JJJJJJJUST RE-TRARDED."

cont

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>>3772263

>WHACK!
>Sabrina heals you with her beating stick

>You're still shaking and slow

S: "Bow! Be good! C'mon Bow. Star's just playing! Right?"

>Star looks up at Sabrina
>And says

St: "Why did Glossaryck come hide with the bad guys?"

>Susan and Marco's fight plays out hard

74 Susan vs 88 Marco

>He slips too many big hits
>Escapes the skeletons and takes a few down in the process
>Not killing
>A single one

>But he -does- subdue Susan
>Via constant pressure point attacks
>She gets dropped onto the rocks

>Her own body left motionless
>Her eyes spinning

Su: "I shoudla...ushed mm-y shword."

S: "Star. Let Bow go. He's a good boy!"
>Sabrina
>Gets an 18 on her own Charisma
>While she can't get the fight to stop

>Star lets Bow go

B: "RRRRR!"
>and Sabrina stops him dead
>With neck scritches

B: "mmmm...Mmmm..."
S: "Shhh shhh it's ok, Pup. It's ok!"

>Bow looks from you
>To star
>And does a nervous dance

>he does not know if you are fine
>Which is his entire measure for wether or not to try and Maul Star

>Star
>Stands in front of you
>With her Shiner glowing in the afternoon sun
>And says

St: "Nice hit. Almost as hard as my baby cousin."
>She offers her hand
>To Shake

St: "I deserved that. Where's Glossaryck?"

J: "Hey."
>Jackie approaches
>And Pushes Star's hand away

J: "You make my man a worse person."
>She is taller than Star
>Because of her heelies that she didn't take off
J: "How about you don't touch unless asked to?"

>You are a shaking mess
>Your people are a mess

>This
>Is a mess

St: "Wait. Are those Monsters back there?"
>Tom
>Comes rushing up next to Jackie

T: "Nope! Just some Monster Zombies Anon cooked up. Hey, girl.You just struck somebody I'm in a soul bargain with."
>He takes Star's hand
>And slaps the back of it
>Gently

T: "Bad."
>He smirks
>Star is disgusted.webm
>and confused
St: "What has my mom let you people do here?"

What do?

>>3772273
as per previeous action until star bunged it up
>SLOWER WALK AND TALK

proceed with previous plan to let everyone +tom+marco+star+sab+jackie glossy (if he wants) to slowly explore castle grounds while anon and co. fills star and marco in on what happened, then what happened with the deal with moon.

That way the pressure is off anon's monster allies and doggo as well

also anon should contact wondy or his robo child to attend to susan

>>3772273
Take my hand you negative int retard, I can show you exactly who I am, what I am doing and how I need you and Marco to help Save Earth.

No tricks, no traps. Trust Glossyarck being here with me. Just like when we fought the Negacorn.

>Offer hand for Psionic Minddump.
Let her see everything and set her idiot brain straight.

>>3772273
"That's shit you should talk to her about. Right now me and you and Mr. Kung Fool need have other matters to talk about. Earth-saving, Hell invading matters."

>>3772273
>Mostly Life stuff? I made magic love armor. Youll have to ask everyone else
>Go heal your buds anon.
>Glossarick probably left we decided to have a fist fight for no reason.
>Congratulate Marco on continuing to get Swollness.
>Give Jackie a kissu on the cheek for defending your honor, give tom a authoritative thumbs up for making a solid attempt.
>Continue with walk.

>>3772273
Laugh. That was fun.

One day Im gonna get the better of you though, mewgger.

>>3772295
>>3772273
She apologized everyone, the dust up is over. She should apologize to bow later but I can handle this. Your support means more than you know, Tom and Jackie. Make sure Marco didnt kill Susan.

>KK, round up all the bone boys, you did excellent as always.

>>3772273
>>3772306
Yeah, why not. Do this too.

Tell Star she hits like a girl, and Marcos gonna be able to kick her ass soon if she doesn't keep up.

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>>3772263
>Jackie Facepalms hard
>Rubs her head as she's left stunned by the mess unfolding before her
>She can't even mommy gf right now
w- we feel your struggle, jackster.

>Sabrina
>doesn't faint
HEEEY, gurl you growin up!

>This
>Is a mess
>What do?
ugh... support >>3772295 and >>3772286 with the +2 to the group. We needed to find the two of them anyways. And we ain't the bad guys ... last time I checked, we were the ones cookin' up plans to rescue the damn earth while you been chasing a blue gremlin across the multiverse.

>>3772313
Villains usually get shit done, and morality is hella subjective anyway. Long as she is opposed to us for good reasons I dont care.

>>3772273
>>3772301
>>3772306
This too.

>>3772313
Granted we did help star go after glossy. She does owe us for helpi g her ditch her mom and for rescuing her, marco and everyone we could from Earth.

>adding after mind meld

" Star, you need to be certain before you act. What if you had killed me? What if you hit Jackie or Sabrina? Could you forgive yourself for their murder. Dont hesitate but dont continue rushing in . I might be there to save your life like on earth next time.... now will someone get something for me when I pull this Axe out of my goddam lung. FUCK I NEED A REAL HEALING SPELL"

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>>3772330
>FUCK I NEED A REAL HEALING SPELL
this brings up a kind of good point.... what happened to Skub. Is his essence/being completely kaputski? Is he recoverable... because goddamn, we barely got to use him...

>>3772342
Died during Jackies Surgery so we did not die. It was pretty rough channeling that tiny tiny tiny fraction of Luna into our world

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A: "You wanna know what we do here?"
>You offer
>Your hand

A: "I can connect to your mind...and S-HHhhHHHHhhHHHh"

>Your hand shakes up and down as the tremors take over again
>Sabrina
>Picks your nipple up off the ground
>And tries to stick it on you

A: "J-jj--j-usstt Take mmm--uuuhuhh Ha-nd."
S: "Anon. Oh. No wait that's upside down. No...no!"

>Jackie takes the Nipple from Sabrina
>Licks the underside
>and Sticks it to you

A: "AH!"

St: "That is...so-Gross."
A: "Lemme into your mind."
St: "No."

A: "...heh...ehheheheh."
>Sabrina
>Looks scared
>Jackie
>Raises an eye brow
>As you

A: "Hahahaha! Ahhahah!"
>Laugh
>Jackie chuckles
>You hold her hand a little for balance
>She squeezes it

>Sabrina nervously laughs
>Unsure of what's happening
>The Skeletons laugh
>A nearby rock laughs

>Killa Stabs it with his Machete
>It was Jube
>Morphed into a rock
>Good times

>Marco is terrified
>Star
>Looks more certain she needs to glare at you

A: "Fuck you."
>You are back to normal

A: "One day. Me and you are gonna be even."
>Then you start to w-w-wW--w-wAlk

A: "Cmon."
>Your right leg jerks outward
>Makes you do kind of a spin

M: "Where you are going?"
A: "F-FUr A walk. Like I w-wWas going to Anyways."

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>>3772410

>You snap
>Skeletons start putting themselves back together

A: "Wondy."
W: "Are ve adoptingk zeh intruders?"
A: "No. Susan needs some help."
W: "I am ein Engineer. Not a doktor."
A: "...but you're DOCTOR Wondervon Vohn B-"
W: "MY PHD IS IN PHYSIKS. PHYSIKS YOU LITTLE mmm!"

>Olson walks out of the house
>Past all the carnage

Ol: "Excuse me. Sorry. Excuse me Mr."
>As he sidles past Marco
M: "Mister?"
>Then scoops up Susan

Ol: "C'mon Scary lady. Let's rest."
Su: "I'ww get choo bitch."
>Susan mumbles
>Pointing at Marco

Su: "An' I'll eat hew assh."
>She points to Star
>As she's taken back home

A: "Give ya-ah the plan later!"
>She gives you
>The Thumbs up

A: "Sabrina."
S: "Yes?"
A: "Hit me until everybody is Ok. Again."

>Many smashes in your skull later
>You are at full HP
>As are your friends

>And you are walking out for the grounds

M: "Aight. Fill us in. What's the plan to save Earth?"
St: "Glossaryck, why did you bring us here?"
T: "Does it matter? I mean. It's like..."
>Tom
>Gets the heart eyes
T: "Destiny."

M: "There is -no- way Glossaryck has a plan."

G: "Me? I was busy. You and kickflip over there are the ones who followed. I guess you got pretty strong on the way. Have you been reading?"

>Glossy
>Looks so excited to h-
St: "No. The book is still a no-touch zone."
>Star shudders
>Glances at you

>You
>Smile
>As your neck spasms and distorts your face

St: "I've been getting stronger."
>Star flexes
>She has
>A lil bicep

St: "Faster too!"
>She does a twirl
St: "More graceful."

>Glossaryck looks
>Disappointed
G: "And not a single new spell? Not one?"
St: "Well. I invented some!"
>Glossy sighs
>Looks over to Marco

G: "Here."
M: "Chocolate milk!? Awesome!"
G: "Uhuh."

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>>3772419

>Killa walks up to you

KK: "Where to, my lord?"


WHAT PART OF THE CASTLE DO YOU WANT TO EXPLORE!?

-The Ruined Village (History of the place and possible little treasures for Monsters)

-The Mountain Passes (Learn in and out points for your territory. Might be wild animals around)

-THE FORESTS BELOW (Troll territory. A long walk, but it's the most close natural resources available.)

What do and Say as you explain your plan to Star and Marco?

ALSO.
TAKE THIS TIME TO LAY OUT A BATTLE STRATEGY FOR HELL


You have...

>S/k/eletons (Fast, smart units with low Physical Stats)
>Zombies (Slow, Strong units with little brain power)

>The elites
>Susan (murder)
>Killa (Tactical Murder)
>Jackie (Ranged and Mounted Support)
>Sabrina (Flying, tiny Heals)
Marco (Melee Support/Damage combo)

And the Leaders.

>You (Wizardy Murder Machine)
>Star Butterfly (Wand Wielding Maniac)
>Tom (Flying Death Bomb/Summoner)

Smash the drums of war
>It's time to confer

>>3772423
>ruined Village
We let the monsters have a boon after we ganked their houses for the wall

>>3772423
>The Ruined Village (History of the place and possible little treasures for Monsters)
Need to support our people

>TAKE THIS TIME TO LAY OUT A BATTLE STRATEGY FOR HELL
Do we even have enough info to make a proper plan.
The only thing we know is how we are getting in and out, and to not use any psionic moves on the demons unless we wanna get gang banged to hell and back.

>>3772423
>first step is a privacy spell from Luna. A really powerful one.

We dont need psionics, magic users, mibbies with laser ears or monsters. Listening to us discussing SUPER SENSITIVE MATTERS OF STATE as we walk around outside. This is top level secret. Wudo is here among other monsters I dont trust to die for us under interrogation. This is for Anon, Stars, Marcos and Our core crew only.

>after luna ensures we can talk

"Marco, Star. We need two things to secure the earth. The soul of a greater demon and a shit ton of metal. Millions.

We are going to contain the entire black hole, souls, compressed material and all and then kill it with time.

Once it is dead I can use my magic to ressurect everything it has eaten. True ressurection. This is step one.

I am going into hell to kill an Arch Demon that holds a pure soul. Its going to be dangerous. Tom will be pulling us back, but this will be the toughest fight ever. I need Marcos might and your Magic Star. And we have to be quiet about it. No witnesses, no survivors. That or I newd you to protect my home and ALL in it. Is this something you can help me with?"

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