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It's Cozy Sleepytime Quest: The comfy quest where nothing can go wrong.

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It's 10PM, your bedtime and you're getting reaaaal sleepy. What do?

>Warm Glass of milk
>Grab Mr. Stuffins
>Climb right into bed
>Write in

>Warm Glass of milk

>>3857242
>Warm Glass of milk

>>3857242
>>Grab Mr. Stuffins

>Repent for burning down the acacia house

>>3857242
>Grab Snr. Stuffins.

>>3857242

>>Grab Mr. Stuffins

>>3857248
Explain the reference psl

>>3857242
>Grab Snr. Stuffins.

>>3857255
She burned his acacia house.

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>Grab Mr. Stuffins

You grab Mr. Stuffins, your sleepytime pal. It wouldn't be bedtime without Mr. Stuffins!
What do?

>Warm Glass of Milk
>Climb Right into Bed
>Play Vidya instead
>Write in

>>3857275
>Play Vidya instead!

>>3857275
>>Warm Glass of Milk

>>3857275
>Climb right into bed.

>>3857275
>Climb Right into Bed

>>3857275
>Climb Right into Bed

So how are you guys doing, the Steven Universe epilouge was announced so I'm feelin' pretty good.

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>Climb Right into Bed

Yep, you're ready to hop right into bed. You cuddle up with Mr. Stuffins and get ready for that cozy sleepytime. But uh...

>Check under the bed
>Drift off to sleep
>Write in

>>3857335
>Check under the bed

>>3857335
>>Check under the bed

it's the cat

>>3857335
>Check under the bed

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>Check under the bed

You and Mr. Stuffins bravely peek under the bed and... nothing!
It's a good thing you checked though. You wouldn't want a [BOOGEYMAN] to show up.
Anyway, you settle up into bed and get ready for the big sleep.

What do?

>Drift off to dreamland
>Play Vidya instead
>Write in

>>3857372
>Drift off to dreamland

>>3857372
>Write in
Ask Mr. Stuffins how his day was.

>>3857372
>Drift off to dreamland

>>3857372
>>Drift off to dreamland

>>3857380
this before sleeping

Welp, you assholes broke the QM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5KTy7S6xNs

>Ask Mr. Stuffins how his day was.

"Gee whiz, it was great! but I can't wait to get to sleep!" He says in a voice that sounds a lot like you making a silly little hippo voice.

>Drift off to dreamland

Ah time for the sleep. What are you going to dream about?

>Flying with Mr. Stuffins
>Endless desert
>You're a rockstar
>Write in

>>3857413
>Have a nightmare

>>3857413
>>Flying with Mr. Stuffins

I'm sad, die with a nice dream at least sweet child

>>3857411
What

>>3857413
>Flying with Mr. Stuffins

I really want this to not be what it'll probably end up being

>>3857413
>Write in
An elegant tea party with Mr. Stuffins and the other members of the royal court. We are a princess, after all!

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>>3857413
>WAKE UP

>>3857413
>Wake up and clock this dumb motherfucker

WHY WILSON? WHY?!?! DON'T DO IT!

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>Flying with Mr. Stuffins

Aww yeah. That's a good one. You soar through the air with your good pal Mr. Stuffins. Nothin but blue skies up here!

But you do feel a bit of a chill.

...

What do?

>Peek
>Keep your eyes shut

>>3857438
>Peek
plot twist - it's our dad!

>>3857438
>>Peek

poor girly, noooooo

>>3857438
>Peek

I'm terrified

>>3857438
Wilson please! I beg of you! Don't!

>>3857438
>Peek

>>3857438
>Peek
Hi dad.

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>Peek

Something's off.

You open one eye and above you a shadowy figure looms. He wears an emotionless mask and twisted dreadlocks.

In a slow, mechanical motion he reaches for the edge of the mask and begins peeling it away.

What do?

>Run
>RUN
>Fight
>Play Dead
>Write in

>>3857455
>>Play Dead

fuck yeah I've been waiting for this

>>3857455
>Write in
whop him with Mr Stuffins

>>3857455
This >>3857461

>>3857455
>Play Dead

>>3857455
>>RUN

>>3857455
>Play Dead

>>3857463 here changing my vote to >>3857461

>>3857468
You forgot to link it to OP>>3857455

>>3857455
>Play Dead

>>3857470
Shiiiit thanks for reminding me.

>>3857455
>>3857468

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>Play Dead

You do that, but you feel a cold hand close over your shoulder.
He gently nudges you awake.
"Hey greenbean, you can't fool me."

It's Dad! You jump up and give him a big warm hug. You notice he has a big stitched up slash across his chest and ask him about it.

"Oh yeah, someone got me good tonight. Yeah, a real bad guy. But don't worry, I'm going right back out to take care of it."

Wow, Dad is so cool. You give him a kiss on the cheek goodnight and drift off to sleep. You know he'll get out there and beat the bad guys. He always does.


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Last post for the night!
Next time: Back to your regularly scheduled programming!

>>3857478
I knew it! Well...I guessed it!

>>3857481
ya got me!

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>>3857478
Bernd. Are we the baddies?

>>3857478
oooohhh, poor greenbean, we will have to murder the shit out of her dad

>>3857478
1.Oh thank god
2. OH NO COMPELLING BACKSTORY, MY ONE WEAKNESS

>>3857487
trapping people isn't essentially a good thing to do

>>3857487
>Spanner has no proper job and is basically a freeloader
>Goth girls are all criminals and psychos
>The team has killed a number of corporate cops
>Myshtsa was still a shady Mafya gopnik
Are we?

>>3857496
they basicaly enslave and distribute them around? they got some pretty good reason to be pissed

>>3857496
Well the only psycho out of the sisters is Vanessa, Claressa is pretty chill and Alessa is just retarded not batshit and Tessa is pretty normal too. Also to be fair they are enslaving people.

>>3857478
oh...

fuck.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!
STOP MAKING ME CARE ABOUT HIM

>>3857489
>>3857490
>>3857981
I hope we get to see the grieving families of the corporate cops we beheaded

>>3857237
Are you the same writer whom did fallout caravan thread last year?? area and would like to be there;)

>>3857275
wow, just noticed, look at the lenght of her arms, she is really Wilson's daughter

>>3857478
Adorable.
Can't wait to kidnap his daughter as leverage and finally avenge Myshta.

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>>3857478
>>3857496
>>3857981
Just remember you never escape your comeuppance, no matter how much you atone.

>>3859188
...so Spanner is gonna get his?

>>3859957
If Catastrovania has any say in it, he will.

>>3857496
holy fuck. I mean if you're not a corperate god everyone's their own good guy and bad guy. It's still mostly grey.

>>3859957
I still wished we didn't send her off. That was a waste of a good bot.

>>3857478
My questions from the last thread still stands.

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Ok, back to business.

Your name is Benton Spanner, and before you stands the imposing ALLCO Headquarters. With you is your government issues goth GF Tessa, and her sisters Vanessa, Claressa and Alessa. You're here to rescue their last sister and topple the corporate dictatorship, you guess.

Your Inventory consists of an escape rope, a heart-shaped box of chocolates and a half empty bottle of lube.

Your equipment consists of a basic gun you picked up earlier that the QM perhaps forgot to mention, as well as your brand new eldritch sword. The sword's attack power is tied directly to your GF's [AFFECTION] level for you, which at the moment rests at a respectable 35.

While the mysterious [ALLCO PRESIDENT] invited you to the place to talk things over, it certainly seems a bit fishy to you. How do you want to approach this situation?

>Walk in the front door, as invited
>Beat up the guard out front for info
>Try to sneak in the back
>Call in some backup to create some mayhem
>Write in

>>3860998

>Walk in the front door, as invited

>>3860998
>Walk in the front door, as invited

>>3860998
>>Try to sneak in the back

>>3860998
>Write in
Walk near any place with a security camera then begin to masturbate.
Then communicate to the camera weith your body language that you want to
Make a deal with Alllco president.
They get the girls, all of them. And you get a bajillion credits and a new, totally loyal big titty goth ho.

>>3860998
>Walk in the front door, as invited

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You walk right past the bellhop and into the ALLCO reception hall.
It's easy to feel out of place here because this place is opulent A.F. Big fancy fountain, chandelier, marble pillars... the place even SMELLS great. Very impressive.

There's a large desk with a hot receptionist, a set of elevators to the right and a doorway to the stairs to the right. There's also a gift shop.

What do?

>Talk to receptionist
>Go to the Elevator
>Take the Stairs
>Gift Shop
>Write in

>>3861101
>Talk to receptionist

>>3861101
>Talk to receptionist

>>3861101
>>Talk to receptionist

we have an appointment with mr......boss?

>>3861101
>Gift Shop
Redcue negotiations can wait.
I want a an "allco is forever" cardigan.

>>3861101
>Gift Shop

>>3861126
Support.

Actually

Omega boost this shit

Deck EVERYONE out in allco gear. Can't wait to see president's face.

>>3861101
>Talk to receptionist

>>3861101
>>Gift Shop

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>Talk to receptionist

You talk to the lady up front. Wow, what a cutie!

"What's up, nerds? What can I do for ya?"

What ask?

>Tell her about your appointment
>Ask for a /qst/ suggestion
>Ask which floor the president's office is on
>Flirt with receptionist
>Write in

>>3861185
>>Ask which floor the president's office is on

I feel like I should know her....

>>3861185
>Flirt with receptionist

>>3861185
>Hook up the receptionist with miss notits

>>3861185
>Tell her about your appointment
pose with the sisters like a 90s boyband while you do it, asserting dominance early on is ESSENTIAL

also
>Ask for a /qst/ suggestion

>>3861185
>Ask for a /qst/ suggestion
If I see that fucking cat one more time...

>>3861185

>Tell her about your appointment

>>3861185
>Ask for a /qst/ suggestion
>Ask which floor the president's office is on
You dips, don't flirt with the receptionist when our girlfriend is RIGHT HERE!

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>Ask which floor the president's office is on

"Oh, the boss? Yeah she's up on the top floor, naturally. That's floor 100. But today she's probably one level down on the [RITUAL FLOOR], something big is going on."

>Ask for a /qst/ suggestion

"I thought you'd never ask!"

>>3861157

What do?

>Elevator
>Stairs
>Gift Shop
>Write in

>>3861243
>Write in
Ask how big the boss' titties are (maybe the sister?)

>Elevator

>>3861243
>Stairs

>>3861243
appointment, let yourself in

>>3861243

>Elevator

>>3861253
Tit size is no parameter, remember that good for nothing no tit sister

>>3861243
>>Gift Shop
let's not be too hasty, getting prepared is important

>>3861243
>>Gift Shop

>>3861243
>Gift Shop

>>3861243
>Elevator to the top floor.

>>3861243
>Elevator
Wait, ritual? Is she the last sister?

>>3861296
Potential plot twist?

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>>3861243
I'm onto you, OP.

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>Gift Shop

You head to the gift shop, where they sell a bunch of garbage with questionable value.
You have 4300 credits.

Available items:

Wilson Action Figure: 2000 Credits
ALLCO Hat: 1000 Credits
ALLCO Premium T-Shirt: 1500 Credits
Shitty Snowglobe: 500 Credits


What buy?

>Roll 1D100 and write in your purchase choice

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>3861345
>Shitty Snowglobe

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>3861345
Nothing! Get straight to buisness!

>>3861345
>Shitty Snowglobe: 500 Credits

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>3861345

Wilson Action Figure: 2000 Credits

Maybe one of the girls can use it as a vodoo doll

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>3861345
>Wilson Action Figure: 2000 Credits

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>3861345
>ALLCO Premium T-Shirt: 1500 Credits
it's premium and we can give big tiddie gf to wear

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>3861345
T shirt and action figure

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3861345
Shitty Snowglobe

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>3861345
Shitty Snowglobe

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>3861345
>Wilson Action Figure: 2000 Credits
he may be trying to kill us, but God damn is he fucking riped

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>>3861351
>Nothing! Get straight to buisness!

Hey, you're not made of money and you sort of hate FUN, so you decide not to buy anything.

You've got a few means of approach for getting up to the ALLCO president.

What do?

>Take the elevator
>Take the stairs
>Climb up the outside of the building like Batman
>Write in

>>3861437
>Take the elevator

>>3861437
>Take the stairs

>>3861437
>Take the elevator

>>3861437
>>Take the elevator to the 100th floor

>>3861437
>Make sure to buy some last minute upgrades
Better buff ourselves before the boss fight.

>>3861437

>Take the elevator

>>3861437

>Take the elevator


The shoping mechanic is really shit, everyone wanted to buy something, just one dude didn't

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>>3861434

>Take the elevator

At the last moment you snag up that sweet WILSON figure. He's even got real friend-head-ripping action!

You hop on the Elevator with the girls.

What floor?

>100 [PRESIDENT'S OFFICE]
>99 [RITUAL ROOM]
>Hit a random button
>Write in

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Last post for the night!

>>3861464
>99 [RITUAL ROOM]

>>3861464
>He's even got real friend-head-ripping action!
fuck you

>100 [PRESIDENT'S OFFICE]

>>3861464
>100 [PRESIDENT'S OFFICE]

>>3861464
>99 [RITUAL ROOM]

>>3861464
>Hit a random button

>>3861464
>>100 [PRESIDENT'S OFFICE]

>>3861464
>Write in
Let's go down the deepest floor we can find

>>3861464
Wheres all my molotovs. I asked for those in the last thread. Also asked for the slut bots to be fixed.

>>3861464
>>100 [PRESIDENT'S OFFICE]

>>3861464
>100 [PRESIDENT'S OFFICE]

>>3861464
>>99 [RITUAL ROOM]

>>3861464
[PRESIDENT'S OFFICE]

>>3861464
>99 [RITUAL ROOM]

>>3861464
>where's my molotovs and robots

[99] ritual room - maybe will find out some useful info such as why does the chad that killed our BFF have so much power.

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>100 [PRESIDENT'S OFFICE]

You decide to scope out the office of the head honcho, what better time then when she's fucking off in some ritual room? You head up to floor 100 and get off the elevator, meeting no resistance whatsoever. Not suspicious at all.

Looking around it's a fairly basic office, if not for the size and MASSIVE windows looking out into the cyberpunk skyline. There's a desk with an ashtray, picture frame and nameplate on it. Behind it rests a very comfy looking chair, and a little ways to the left a fully stocked globe bar.

Behind the desk and chair is a large portrait of some guy that looks like a puppet.

What do?

>Check Desk
>Check Globe Bar
>Check Painting
>Spin around in comfy chair
>Write in

>>3862435
>Have cybergoth check desk while we check globe bar.

>>3862435
Investigate everywhere, have the girls help

>>3862445
this

>>3862435
>Spin around in comfy chair
>check nameplate

>>3862445
Support

>>3862445
Supporting

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>Have cybergoth check desk while we check globe bar.

You have Claressa check out the desk while you take a peek at a world of alcoholic flavors. Damn, this thing really IS fully stocked - and with high end stuff too.

Claressa yells to you from the desk. "It's... just a desk. There aren't even any cyber-bits for me to mess with."

Whatever, you're making a drink.

What drink?

>Scotch
>Gin and Tonic
>White Claw® Hard Seltzer
>Tequila Shot
>Write in

>>3862477
>>Scotch

grab the bottle and take it with us too

>>3862477
>Write in
Mix them all together

>>3862477
>Scotch
>Gin and Tonic
mix these 3.

>>3862477
>>White Claw® Hard Seltzer

>>3862477
>Molotov cocktails and go to 99

>>3862477
>pocket the seltzer
nobody expects pocket seltzer

>>3862496
Support

What if we make bastardized molotovs for a bit of drinking and burning down the next floor.

>>3862496
THIS ONE'S FOR YOU COMRADE

>>3862506
If we burn down the next floor, then won't we just end up burning down the whole building? We also are in a super fancy corporate tower, which likely has something as simple as a sprinkler system to stop fires from causing serious damage.

>>3862515
>implying the ALLCO CEO doesn't purchase the finest vodkas so pure that they're impossible to put out if they catch fire

White Russian, in honour of

>>3862515
well then we know we have to sabotage the water sprinklers.

Also we don't need to burn the whole place down, just one floor.

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>Mix all the booze
>Make Molotov

Ok, you decide to be stupid and mix the booze. You get blitzed pretty quickly, probably not a great idea in the lead-up to your climactic confrontation with evil, but you do you.

You also make a Molotov, for fun.

So uh, did you want to check some of the stuff out yourself, or something?
What do?

>Check picture on Desk
>Check painting
>Check Ashtray
>Write in

>>3862536
>>Check picture on Desk

>>3862536
>Check picture on Desk

Have the other girls check the ashtray and painting

>>3862541
+1

>>3862536
>>Check picture on Desk

>>3862541
eh, why not

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>Have the other girls check the ashtray and painting

They do that for you. The ashtray is filled with the remains of a [VIRGINIA SLIM]. The painting is, of course, of Professor Von Puppet - the old founder of ALLCO. Of course, he's been dead for like a hundred years so you probably don't have to worry about him. Probably.

You examine the photo yourself. It's of a littler girl who looks ready for bed. You feel like maybe you should be making some sort of connection here, but you're pretty blitzed.

What do?

>Check the desk drawers
>Head down to [RITUAL FLOOR]
>Pour another drink
>Write in

>>3862653
>Write in
Can't believe no one suggested this, but TAKE DOWN THE PAINTING. There's always shit hidden behind it, especially giant ones

>>3862653
This >>3862658

>>3862658
>>3862653

support also

I thought they would poke around and move or look behind it. But I guess they just literally stared at it.

We should do the same with the ash try move it around to see if its like a hidden switch underneath or if moving it activates anything. Open up the picture and look behind it for any writing.

In case we didn't do it with the desk, check the drawers and under the desk.

>>3862653
Take down the painting. Then check desk drawers.

>>3862658
this

and pocket the picture, it might come in handy

>>3862653
Hold the fuck up
>boss is a woman
>has a picture of a sleepy time girl on her desk
>there's merchandise of Wilson
Is it Wilson's wife?

>>3862682
yup

and the girl's sister at the same time, that girl on the picture's Tessa's niece

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You check the drawers, and find nothing but one fresh pack of [VIRGINIA SLIMS], which you put in your pocket. You take the photograph as well, while you're at it. Might as well steal all of the shit you can, eh?

You have the girls help you move aside the massive portrait, only to find
OH MY SWEET JESUS it's the corpse of Professor Von Puppet. It's still fresh, but it's a puppet corpse so you guess that's natural somehow.

What are you gonna do with this thing?

>Have Tessa attempt seance (Roll 1D100)
>Take it down and put on a puppet show
>Cover it up and walk away
>Write in

>>3862698
>>Have Tessa attempt seance (Roll 1D100)

what's seance? don't know, fuck it let's do it

>>3862703
A ritual to commune with the dead

>>3862698
>>Have Tessa attempt seance (Roll 1D100)

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>3862698
>Have Tessa attempt seance (Roll 1D100)
get everybody in and hold hands

>>3862703
it's one of those "i'm gonna channel the spirit of the dead through me" thing

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>3862698
>Have Tessa attempt seance (Roll 1D100)
>>3862688
Cool!

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>3862698
>Have Tessa attempt seance (Roll 1D100)

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>3862703

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>3862714

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>Have Tessa attempt seance

Averaging the first 3 rolls - you roll a little less then average. The seance is successful, but you don't make a solid connection. The puppet starts muttering in cryptic phrases. His voice sounds a lot like Tessa making a silly little puppet voice.

"Beware... demon lord... [PAIMON]..." Huh?
"Cold... hands..."
You ask him if this is some dumb Game of Thrones reference.
"Cold hands... up my ass..." OK wow. Tessa breaks the connection, and tells you that's all she was getting from him. Great, super useful thanks puppet dude.

What do?
>Head down to [RITUAL FLOOR]
>Pour another Drink
>Flip the puppet inside out
>Write in

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Last post for the night!

>>3862779
>>Head down to [RITUAL FLOOR]

yeah, let's bounce

>>3862779
Pour some high alcoholic beverage on Tessa's hands so she can disinfect it, we'll be holding those later.
Then we

>ritual room

>>3862779
>>Head down to [RITUAL FLOOR]

>>3862779
>Bring the puppet with us and head down to [RITUAL FLOOR]

>>3862779
>>3862793
Support

>>3862779
Find some water to drink and food to eat. Sober up a bit. Take the doll. Make another molotov.

Ask everyone what they all think about this.

>>3862779
>"Cold hands... up my ass..."
Uh. I guess punch the doll for spiritually mollesting Tessa?

>>3862925
Looking at the picture, I think Tessa was molesting him physically and he was just commenting on her hand temperature.

Bring the puppet with us

>>3862779
>Flip the puppet inside out

>>3862779
>>Bring the puppet with us and head down to [RITUAL FLOOR]
We need to stash it so we can pull it out as a surprise when needed.
Perhaps ol' switcheroo it with the sister, if needed.

>>3857478
>>3862653
Ophaning that innocent tyke is gonna be a shame. We shall come to know the wrath of Mr. Stuffins.

>>3861534
>Wheres all my molotovs. I asked for those in the last thread. Also asked for the slut bots to be fixed.
I think you asked for, like, 75 hours worth of prepwork.

>>3862779
Ask Tessa if she can use the Wilson action figure to do Voodoo stuff to him, like distract him or weaken him should we ever have to fight him again.

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>>Head down to [RITUAL FLOOR]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVnSFj6XQZY


Better now than never. Emboldened by some liquid courage and a bit more information, you head down to floor 99. It's startlingly quiet as you get off of the elevator. Even more startling when you realize that the floor is packed with people. Naked people. All standing perfectly still and staring ahead towards a stage.

On the stage is a simple projection of the ALLCO logo, and some figure with a black sheet.

Up near the front, there are a few empty seats. In fact, just enough seats for the entire party.

What do?

>Talk to one of the nudists
>Take your seats
>Rush the stage
>Write in

>>3864648
>Talk to one of the nudists
What's going on?

>>3864648
Talk to Tessa. Get her magical opinion on just what the fuck is going on here. What can her beautiful intellectually acranic mind tell us?

>>3864648

>Talk to one of the nudists

>>3864648
>Talk to one of the nudists

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>Talk to one of the nudists

You come up beside the nearest naked guy and ask him what's going on.

"Oh hey, buddy. What's going on? Didn't you hear? They're making an announcement about the big [MERGER] that's been going around the rumor mill. Word is that some controlling shareholders are getting together to perform an effective [HOSTILE TAKEOVER] of the company. Now, I know that sounds bad and... it IS, but only for the lowly workers. Regular shareholders like you and I are gonna make out like bandits!"

You feel like that may have been the most boring thing you've ever heard in your life.

"Oh hey, I think I recognize you... yeah! You're all supposed to be at your seats down in front. Better hurry, it's starting soon!"

What do?

>Ask another question (Write in)
>Get naked yourself
>Go to your seats
>Write in

>>3864680
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Why are ya naked?

Is it necessary to be nude?

Think we should buy or sell?

>>3864680
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why are we supposed to sit there? and you recognize us from where?

>>3864680
These questions please>>3864690 >>3864694

>>3864680
The only possible option

>sit on the front and move the plot forward

Make sure to sit next to Tessa and hold her hand

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>Why are ya naked?

"Well, we're thinking part of the deal is to transfer ownership of our souls to the Demon Lord [PAIMON], so it just sorta seemed right. Standard fare for these sort of transactions, really."

>Is it necessary to be nude?

"Uh, No. But it IS fun!"

>Think we should buy or sell?

"Listen kid, if you haven't bought in already it's gonna be rough. I guarantee the stock is gonna soar after this.

>why are we supposed to sit there? and you recognize us from where?

"From the pamphlet."
He shows you the pamphlet. Looks like the Paimon character is supposed to make an appearance. And wow they really did you dirty with that picture they chose.

What do?

>Head to your seat
>Rush the Stage
>Throw Molotov
>Write in

>>3864734
Can we dramatically throw a Mac equivalent through the screen in slow motion?

>>3864734

>Head to your seat

>>3864734
>>Head to your seat

>>3864734
>Head to your seat

>>3864734
>Head to your seat

>>3864734
>Throw Molotov
Ruin stage. Also, chairs may be trap chairs that trap us with super glue or something.

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>Head to your seat

You might as well hear this noise out. You head to your seats up front and hold hands with your girlfriend. You gain +1 [AFFECTION].

The presentation begins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dyK9mjf_4g

A bunch of fancy graphics whoosh by. ALLCO products, services and employees are shown in all of their various iterations. The production value on this thing is crazy! It goes on for WAY too long.

ANYWAY, after all of that happens a calm voice comes over the intercom.

"Thank you for attending the ALLCO. Shareholders meeting. Please welcome to the stage, ALLCO president..."

Uh... what's her name?

>Write in a name for the President of ALLCO.

ALSO - what reception?

>Warm
>Heckle
>Write in

>>3864800
So what should the name of the final sister?

>Write in
Snap fingers really obnoxiously.

>>3864800

Teresa!

>Write in
expect it to be the 5th sister and nudge someone saying

HAH! I knew it!

>>3864800
>>3864808
>>3864810

Oh, First and Last name please.

>>3864815

Teresa Spelworth

Suzanne Smith.

>>3864800

Risa Diane Allconsberg

>>3864815
nessa alacrity

>>3864800
>what's her name?
Francesca Spalding (I'm guessing her married name)

>what reception?
Spanner's?
Confused arousal. What else?

>>3864800
>>Heckle
allco brand soda is just a knockoff of other companies!

>>3864800
Janessa Caressa

>>3864856
This

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>Janessa Spelworth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pins1y0XAa0

"Your ALLCO president... Janessa Spelworth!"

A figure emerges from the darkness, and it's... some older lady. Kinda hot though, you feel pretty weird about that. Confused arousal, for sure.

"Greetings, lovelies! Glad to see you could all make it. And That you've all decided to come.. nude. That wasn't required but you know what YOU DO YOU. Ha ha!"

She turns her attention to the front row.

"Well, if it isn't our troublesome little outlaws! You've been a touch bothersome, but honestly I'm glad you're hear. Ladies and gentlemen, my lovely daughters!"

What do?

>Fight her
>Stare angrily at your GF
>Stare at her chest
>Wait what's this about daughters?

>>3864877
>>Stare angrily at your GF

IT SEEMS SOME EXPLANATIONS ARE IN ORDER

>>3864877

>Wait what's this about daughters?
And
>look hurtfuly to our GF
Why you never told us?

Thinking back now, what happened to Alessa and Claressa's boyfriends? Did they kill them like Vanessa did?

>>3864877
>>Wait what's this about daughters?

>>3864894
I'll change to this

the only way I can see spanner being angry is with the "how dare you! did you ever trust me?! actually I don't why I'm angry."

>>3864877
wait this explains them being incarcerated for most of their lives

>>3864877
This >>3864894

>>3864877
>>3864894
>>Wait what's this about daughters?
>And
>>look hurtfuly to our GF
>Why you never told us?
"This is some seriously important info we could have used! I mean, I'm glad to know you'll still be super hot when you're older, but still!"

If Tessa didn't know, well, we'll just take a double helping of wtf stew.

>>3864877
>Wait what's this about daughters?

>>3864877
>Wait what's this about daughters?

>>3864877
>Stare angrily at your GF

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>Stare angrily at your GF
>Wait what's this about daughters?

You hit Tessa with one serious Glare. How could she have not told you about this!?

"Umm, yeah about that. Sorry Babe! Everything has just happened so quick it really didn't seem like the most important-"

DIDN'T SEEM. LIKE THE. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
You're freaking out. You kindly suggest that perhaps the fact that she is daughter and heiress to the most powerful person in the city and ALSO the psychopath trying to capture / sell her off was her MOM might have been a TEENSY bit important. AAAAAAGH.

Janessa breaks in.
"Oh, Mr. Spanner. Please don't be upset with her. My girls always mean well, they do. Probably too well, because they kept trying to keep me from arranging this merger with [PAIMON ENTERPRISES]. So, naturally I had to deal with them and I figured hooking them up with crappy boyfriends was the most humane thing to do. So that idea was a bust, I guess but in my defense you do seem to be an exceptionally crappy boyfriend. You were almost the perfect distraction. BUT! The good news is I did get just enough time alone to commune with [PAIMON], and once the ritual is complete merge his 6 percent holding of ALLCO with my 45 for full control of the company. Also the world. Did I mention that? Once we merge I'll become the demon empress and take over the world. It's going to be FABULOUS, darling!"

Tessa stares at her mother in utter shock.
"Oh my God... she actually did it. Spanner, we have to stop her. The demon will take over her body and It's going to be unstoppable."

Janessa gives a knowing smirk. "I thought you might try something silly, but honestly what are the odds of you succeeding? Listen, just sit back and relax! Don't you want to see what's under the [BLACK TARP]?"

What do?

>Attack (Roll 1D100)
>Wait to see what's under the black tarp
>Ask about stock options
>Write in

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Last post for the night!

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3865087
>Attack

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>3865087
>Ask about stock options
While she gets on about that, Throw molotov's at the black tarp.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>3865087
>Attack (Roll 1D100)
Without throwing anything at the black tarp like some idiot.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>3865087
>Write in
Ask hacker sister if she can find some bullshit clause to prevent the merger?
>you didnt do so and so so it's a bust
>failed to go through with the corporate and demon court
>etc
I also take offense to the crappiest boyfriend comment. I mean Spanner is undeniably a perverted neet but come one lady. Brutal. Our boy's really making of himself now.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>3865087
>Attack (Roll 1D100)
Super rude calling us crappy. The Molotov idea is probably a bad one though, so let's avoid that. Getting cybergoth sister to fuck with shit might be cool if she thinks she can swing it. Beefy fighter goth sister can probably help fight, if not hold the crowd back.

>>3865128
dis good, bof roll and idea

>>3865128
>I mean Spanner is undeniably a perverted neet but come *on lady. Brutal. Our boy's really making [something] of himself now.
Muh errors.

>>3865087
Also ask the cyber savvy sister to hack the PA and play this. This goes out to you ya glorious Russian bastard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bpeDnJHj08
So I know everyone's ready to take the piss out of the mother, but before that I gotta know. I just gotta know. I REALLY GOTTA KNOW. Before she starts with the bs summon ritual.
Why the fuck she gon do this? Is it because she old as fuck she wanna merge with a demon? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>3865087
>Attack (Roll 1D100)

Order hacker sister to tap into their network and crash it thereby delaying the stock transfer. It won't stop it but it should buy us some more time.

>>3865087
Tell tessa that we don't care if her mothrr is the big bad but she brought us to meet her parents, that's HUUUUGE step for our relationship
She should have told us so we eoul dress better and maybe bring a wine or something

>>3865218
Not gonna lie. Even if we had to fight her mom I'd think we would've brought the street samurai jacket with extra ballistic protection and some pants. Maybe even bust out that collectors edition sailor moon T. Something from the mom's era she would had appreciated.

God I feel like we under dress for the occasion, but then again we were only given a thirty minute window to get here so I guess we can't complain much. Think we should celebrate the merger by sharing some of the fine selection of spirits we've brought? And by that I mean throw molotovs?

GUYS....GUYS!!!!

the sleepy girl picture was at the president's table, the sleepy girl IS THE 5th SISTER! and with fucking wilson no less!

don't know if wilson is also the father of the other girls tho, her mother seems like a maneater

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>>3865234
Ah fuck
Ah double fuck
Now I feel really bad
Anon I didn't want to feel

>>3865235
I guess we at least know what "the employee of the month" prize gives you.

>>3865087
>>Ask about stock options

>>3865087
>Ask about stock options
>Wait to see what's under the tarp

>>3865234
Then I guess the girls are about to be sans a father as well as a mother, because nobody kills Myshta and gets away with it.

>>3865087
>you do seem to be an exceptionally crappy boyfriend
That is a possibly insulting assessment of questionable accuracy.

>"The demon will take over her body and It's going to be unstoppable."
Benton's brain sputters to life... "Perhaps we should stop her *before* she is unstoppable?"

>>3865128
>Ask hacker sister if she can find some bullshit clause to prevent the merger?
Best shot. Maybe Tessa can help, summoning is her jam, right?

Then we launch into full distraction mode. Barter, banter, or blitz! Until a better idea surfaces.

>>3865640
Pretty much this

>>3865087
>>3865640
>>3865128
Support

>>3865637
You mean the guy we knew for 1 day? I already forgot about him desu

>>3865234
I kind of feel like a lickable retard for not making this realization myself.

>>3865637
Benton should totally still be planning to gank Wilson, no doubt. However, not the mom.

Guys, let me share some advice with you all that I had to learn the hard way by screwing it up a few times first. No matter what they say, girlfriends *never* appreciate you killing their mother. They always resent you and twist it around to be bad thing.
Never kill her mom unless you get her *explicit* okay to do so.
Step-moms vary.

>>3865690
The guy who saved our ass and died in the process? You are a miserable excuse for an anon, honorless pigdog.