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For the 4th version of this thread, I'm going to run a multiplayer game, still with the Mythic GM Emulator.

The setting is very simple. One town, one dungeon. You join Kek's Familia and then you raid the dungeon. If too many players want to join, they will be invited to another Familia. In that situation, the game will start with a war between the Familias, so that the excess players exterminate each other. This gives a chance to everyone to join but makes the number of players manageable.

Mythic RPG: https://www.rpg.net/reviews/archive/12/12904.phtml

1st thread: https://yuki.la/qst/3825477
2nd thread: https://yuki.la/qst/3888990
3rd thread: https://yuki.la/qst/3917586
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IMPORTANT: quote this post when you post your sheet. This will make it easier to keep track of all sheets.

CHARACTER SHEET
*Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts (see below), 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight
*Stats (see below)
*Skills: all skills, talents, combat skills, magical powers, languages
*Strengths/Weaknesses: (optional) situational bonuses based on your personal background
*Background
*Inventory

Attached is a blank character sheet.
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MODE OF THOUGHTS (can have more than one):
*Visual: you think with images
*Verbal: you think with words/voice
*Emotional: you think with emotions
*Abstract: your thoughts are abstract
*Unknown: you are not aware of your own thoughts

THE 14 STATS ARE:
*Strength (lifting)
*Dexterity (hands)
*Agility (everywhere else)
*Reflex (speed)
*Toughness (tanking)
*Fitness (cardio)
*Perception
*IQ (thinking)
*Memory (long-term)
*Intuition (gut feeling)
*Willpower (mind over matter)
*Wisdom (introspection, spirituality)
*Charisma (talking)
*Beauty (appearance)

Describe your stats in plain English using the ranks below.
Ranks: minuscule, weak, low, below average, average, above average, high, exceptional
For Stats, an “average” rank means the rank of an average person
For skills and other abilities, an “average” rank means an average person skilled with this ability; an average professional. Those with less than average ranks are skilled amateurs. Yes, this means, above average skills are uncommon.

The skills are freeform so you can list anything. Here's an extensive list if you need inspiration: https://gurps.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Skills

Attached is an example character from the Mythic book.
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CREATION RULES
1) Create your character, following the rules above.
2) Reminder: you are playing as yourself, the person behind the screen. The more honest you are statting yourself, the more fun this is going to be.
3) Reminder: for skills, an average rank means the rank of an average professional, not the average person. If you rank yourself as Average, then it means that you're as good as the average professional.

GENERAL RULES
1) Namefag yourself.
2) Roll 20d100 with each post. The rolls will be used for the GM emulator.
3) You have to keep track of your own inventory and money.

MULTIPLAYER RULES
1) You can chat with the other players as much as you want
2) Don't make more than one action post before the QM responds
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STATUS POST
I'll answer to this post when applications for new characters are closed.
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Here is the introduction.

When the gods longed for mortal life, the Supreme Godhead created Devapura, the City of the Gods. In Devapura, most of their divine powers are stripped away and they have to build an alliance with the mortals for their own survival. The gods organized themselves into the Familia system. Only by joining a Familia can mortals enter the famed Danjon, where many fabulous treasures await them.

You are such mortal. You were browsing the /qst/ board on 4chan when suddenly you died (describe your death, by default it's heart attack). You wake up in the central plaza of Devapura. This is the area where all newcomers enter this world, waiting to be invited to a god's Familia. A crowd of other confused Earthlings are around you, some of them still dressed in pj's. Four deities are present. They are Kek, the god of chaos; Loki, the god of clowns; Guanyin, the goddess of mercy; and Ishtar, goddess of lust.

Before the plaza stands the infinite Pillar of Heaven, created by the goddess Nüwa, which connects Heaven, the home of the gods, to the mortal plane; and below it lies the depths of the Danjon. The lowest floors of the Pillar is the home of the Adventurer's Guild: a neutral organization that oversees and regulates all Familia business. The architecture of Devapura is a mix of the medieval fantasy and traditional Japanese styles.
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You’re a madman Wuxian Btw, what’s with the name change? . Well, like it or not I guess I’m along for the ride. Let’s say that Ari pushed the button. I hope the overarching quest doesn’t tank because of this.
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>>3947913
>>3947985
Your sheet is tiny. I'm reposting it.
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>>3947985
I've changed my name to match my trip code, also the previous name was redundant. QM and Oracle kind of mean the same thing.

Q: Is Kek pleased to see Terry?
Odds: ?
Roll: 50
A: Yes (but barely)
Q: Does the tax-collector appear with them?
Odds: ?
Roll: 36
A: Yes
Q: Is Devapura located in the same world?
Odds: ?
Roll: 36
A: Yes

Ari pushes the red button. Reality ondulates and you both appear in the central plaza of Devapura, with your horses. Next to you stands Khidell Neriroris, the elven tax-collector, looking extremely confused.

"Wahh! What's going on" Ari whines. "What is this place? I thought we were going to eat a good elven tofu meal."

Kek spots you and waves. He walks toward you. "Terry, Ari, good to see you. This is the city of Devapura."

Ari looks around. "Devapura, the City of the Gods?" She moves her ears and her tail enthusiastically. "Well, I guess, we are much closer to the Empire of Tyria, now. Devapura is a city-state located on the southern edge of the Empire."

Kek nods. "Glad you like it. My previous children died on the 11th floor of the Danjon. A really tragic story, even though they were a bunch of faggots. That's why I summoned you guys here. I thought this time, I need someone who's an excellent strategist, and a fluffy girl who can keep my bed warm. What do you guys say about joining my FAMILIA?"
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Rolled 36, 91, 10, 84, 60, 39, 27, 87, 76, 38, 5, 87, 82, 85, 29, 35, 63, 51, 84, 96 = 1165 (20d100)

>>3948003
“As nice as it is to see you again, I’m going to need some clarification in regards to what’s going on here. The words “death” and “11th floor” are throwing up many warning signs. Add in moneybags over there and this situation is drowning in red flags.”
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>>3947913
Ari's sheet. She's survived two threads so she deserves one.
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>>3948019
I honestly didn’t expect her to become so involved in the story when I first met her. She has been helpful but unfortunately, I doubt I’m getting paid anytime soon.
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>>3948007

Q: Kek explains...
Rolls: 10, 84
A: Communicate of Status quo
He doesn't explain so much
Rolls: 60, 39
A: Abuse of News
He's evasive

"Oh, I can explain. Let's just say, I have a gambling addiction, and my children wanted to help me... cure it. They went deeper into the Danjon than usual to collect a special treasure for me. The problem is that the 11th floor was too difficult and their party got wiped. There's not much to be worried about, the lower floors are pretty safe. As for Moneybags here, well. I have no ideas what he's doing there. Is he, by any chance, an acquaintance of yours?"

Ari nods. "I understand. Gambling is fun."

Khidell stares at you. "Wait, I recognize you two! You're the thieves who stole my diary and blackmailed me!"
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Rolled 70, 41, 11, 87, 59, 18, 2, 77, 85, 59, 56, 61, 68, 2, 43, 68, 12, 89, 55, 70 = 1033 (20d100)

>>3948032
“My apologize Kek, this will only take a second.”

I attempt a repeate of my very first fight in this land and throw a dagger at Khidell as both an attack and a distraction. I then maneuver to his side and put my saber through his neck. I punctuate my actions with the cliché, yet appropriate line. “Nothing personal, kid.”

If things work out according to plan, I’ll take his money, gold chains, and the thorn ring from him.
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>>3948038

Q: Does the dagger hurt Khidell?
Dagger throwing: Dexterity (High) - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = Average
Difficulty: Weak (point blank range)
Roll: 70
A: Yes
Q: Where does the dagger land?
Rolls: 11, 87
A: Persecute of Magic
Magic eye, in his eye
Q: Does he survive?
Toughness: Low - 2 RS (damage) = Minuscule
Difficulty: ?
Roll: 59
A: No
Q: Do people freak out?
Odds: ?
Roll: 18
A: Yes
Q: Is it forbidden to fight in Devapura?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 2
A: Critical Yes

Your dagger lands in Khidell's left eye and he instantly falls forward to the ground, unconscious. Kek gets nervous. "Wait! No fighting in this city, except in the arena. This body must not be found, I'll take care of it." He throws a red cape on Khidell's body to hide it. "You have no idea. This is a neutral, peaceful city."

Some of the people who were standing around you freak out and flee. Loki honks his horn to catch their attention. "Come back here! Oh well, I guess they will not join my awesome Familia." he says, dramatically.
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Rolled 25, 43, 55, 99, 39, 29, 25, 2, 80, 10, 84, 10, 79, 34, 84, 81, 87, 2, 68, 90 = 1026 (20d100)

>>3947913
It's only natural that I'd have pressed that button when the alternative was staying in that creepy dungeon we hadn't properly prepared for.

Though considering I'm pissed at Kek for throwing me in a desert next to castrating bandits, I might get myself killed here before the game even begins.
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Rolled 70, 41, 98, 85, 95, 61, 77, 7, 45, 81, 65, 59, 97, 1, 52, 83, 84, 33, 39, 36 = 1209 (20d100)

>>3948059
“This is precisely why I asked for information,’ I say this to Kek as I loot the body. “Let’s talk more privately shall we? Any nearby alleyway will do.”
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>>3948096
>>3948102

Q: Does one of the girls slap Kek?
Odds: ?
Roll: 55
A: No
Q: Does Ari think that William is cute?
Beauty: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 25
A: Yes

>>3948102
>>3948096
Kek shakes his head. "I'm afraid we can't talk more privately. I'm here to recruit new children, I don't want the other gods to snatch them away."
Reality ondulates and spins around William. He appears in Devapura, in front of Kek. Abigail, Catia, Aimee, and his camel follow him. Aimee is screaming, with her hands on her eyes. On the floor, there's a dead body wrapped in a red cape.

"Well, actually, here's the person I was waiting for. Hello, William! It's me, Kek." He points both of his thumbs up.

Ari, the beastgirl, says. "A pink-skinned man! How adorable! Hello, William. I'm Ari." She gives him her hand to shake it.

"Let's introduce each other later." Kek says. "I understand that you guys must feel really confused. Please follow me to the dark alley and I'm going to explain everything. Basically, this is Devapura, the City of the Gods and the best place in the world, and I've summoned you here to invite you to my Familia."

Kek notices that he's getting a few dark glares. "I see that some people don't seem happy. Everything is going to make sense, I promise. Please follow me." He waddles across the plaza toward a dark alley. "I'm not going to rape you or anything, this is just to talk more privately, as Terry here requested."
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The other multiplayer thread moved to page 11 as I was typing to invite the players. This must be fate.
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How do I join? Can I just Repost a slightly altered sheet from the other Quest?
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Rolled 34, 53, 30, 84, 93, 55, 3, 89, 29, 78, 93, 84, 78, 14, 95, 5, 80, 73, 49, 67 = 1186 (20d100)

>>3948251

"Uh, hey Kek." I said, too thrown off at the monent to remember my frustration with him. The next thing I know a girl with animal ears is in front of me. I shake her hand, and only barely manage to mumble out a "nice to meet you," as I try to take stock of the situation.

"Uhm, exactly why did you want to talk in a dark alley? And did we die again?" I asked, trying to get my bearings as I hesitantly began to follow Kek, but only after seeing if anyone else did too.
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>>3948478
Yes, resposting your sheet is fine.

Here are the differences
1) You will lose your cheats (probably)
2) You can keep everything else (items, NPCs)
3) I've added the Fitness, Perception, Memory and Beauty stats
4) I need the following information: Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts, 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight, background

Post your sheet and I'll get you started.
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>>3948550

Q: Do Abigail, Catia, Aimee follow Kek?
Odds: ?
Roll: 30, 84, 93
A: Yes, No, Critical No

>Did we die again?
"No, no, you didn't die. The button only teleported you here, but we're still in the same world as Wadirma." He shivers. "Geographically, we are far to the north-west of this horrible place. Basically, there are only three main worlds. There's Heaven, which is my home world. There's Earth, which is where we are currently. And there's Hell, which is the world you originally came from. Earth is a neutral place, with good and bad things. Some places, like Devapura, are more aligned with Heaven, whereas other places, such as Wadirma, are more aligned with Hell."

>Uhm, exactly why did you want to talk in a dark alley?
"Terry, this hypercompetent mastermind here, wants to talk in private. I have no idea why, but he suggested that we go to dark alley. I'm asking you to follow us so that the other gods don't invite you to their Familia while I'm gone. I mean, with your talent for making voices, I can definitely see Loki wanting you in his Familia."

>But only after seeing if anyone else did too.
Abigail and Ari follow Kek. Catia is hesitant. Aimee looks disgusted with the frog god.
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Rolled 11, 54, 63, 13, 4, 95, 25, 6, 19, 66, 45, 62, 70, 50, 6, 45, 4, 19, 36, 27 = 720 (20d100)

>>3948636
>"Terry, this hypercompetent mastermind here, wants to talk in private. I have no idea why, but he suggested that we go to dark alley.”

“Well at least SOMEONE acknowledged my title,” I say giving Ari a smirk. “I wanted to know what exactly the gods’ involvement in all of this was. This is obviously some sort of competition and I want to know the rules. Of course I’d also like to know what I gain from doing this, you know I’m not exactly a dungeon diver sort of person so any positive incentive would be nice. I imagine that each god gives some sort of benefit to whoever joins them, so what’s yours?”
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>>3948663

Q: Is the blessing identical to DanMachi?
Odds: ?
Roll: 63
A: No
Q: Does it include level up?
Odds: ?
Roll: 13
A: Yes

"Well, well, Kek, what title would you give me?" Ari asks.

"Erm, how about fluffball?" He waits to reach the dark alley before he answers Terry's questions.

"All gods grant the same blessing. The blessing gives you entry to the Danjon, the ability to chose a class and to gain levels. Of course, you've already received part of this blessing, as I gave you the thief class. There's no formal competition between the gods. However, we do rely on our children for helping us." His voice takes a more serious tone. "In simpler terms, we are quite powerless, and our children are everything to us."
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Rolled 1, 48, 22, 77, 46, 42, 89, 87, 38, 13, 49, 44, 5, 10, 72, 80, 70, 3, 18, 27 = 841 (20d100)

>>3948830
“Well that must be an interesting position to be put into. So what’s so speacial about this “Danjon” here? Does it contain something that’s inhibiting your powers or is the nature of this location itself responsible? Seeing as you’ve given me this opportunity in the first place, I’m inclined to aid in your efforts here. Since I’ve already got the whole class thing down, is there something else your offering? I would think that just sending us as we are wouldn’t be a very wise decision.”
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>>3948575
Strengths and Weaknesses too? And Can I add the Skills that I have gained along the way? And most important, does The Express count as a cheat or an Item for the purposes of keeping it? I entirely understand If I Don't keep it, I just wanted to ask.
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>>3948850

Q: Can Kek identify items?
Odds: ?
Roll: 22
A: Yes
Random event: double digits rolled under CL
Roll: 77
A: Ambiguous Event
Rolls: 46, 42
A: Develop of A plot
Rolls: 89, 87
A: Attract of Magic
Rolls: 38, 13
A: Inform of War
He informs of the Familia War against other gods
Q: Does the Express count as a cheat?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 49
A: Yes

"The Danjon contains an infinite supply of monsters, in the middle of a safe, heavenly city. Whch means that it's the best place in the world to level up and to accumulate money. This is what makes it so special. The gods are forbidden entry to it. I think it's a wise decision to send you as you are. You're much better equipped than other level 1 adventurers who enter the dungeon."

"We have a few magic items, but they aren't even identified." Ari says.

"Well, that, I could do for you. I can naturally see the aura of everything. I forgot to say. There is one type of formal competition between the gods. It is called the Familia Wars. They are free-for-all battles in the arena. We must hope never to be involved in one, as it's very dangerous."
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>>3948870
>Strengths and Weaknesses too?
Yes.

>Can I add the Skills that I have gained along the way?
Yes.

>Does The Express count as a cheat or an Item for the purposes of keeping it?
The Express counts as a cheat. The setting is limited to one town and a dungeon anyway, so there's no room for it. If you leave the city then you're outside of the thread.
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>>3948900
>If you leave the city then you’re outside of the thread.

What exactly do you mean by this? I know the term thread can mean a few different things within this system.
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>>3948900
Fairly useless then, But I'm keeping my hat
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>>3948916
The thread as in 4chan thread, not Mythic thread. The scope of this thread is Devapura and the dungeon. If you leave the city, then you're leaving the thread.

>>3948917
Useless but stylish.
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>>3948934
Big question, is my hat supernaturally durable as my train once was? It obviously provides no protection, it's jus highly resistant to damage.
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>>3948575
Name: Jackson L. A.
Age: 23
Gender:Male
Ethnicity: Caucasian(Pale as paper)
Faith: Protestant(Non-denominational?) Christian

Homeboards: /qst/ and /tg/
Political views: Some bastardized mix of liberal and conservative republican views, leaning to the right
Hair: Luxurious & (dark)Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height:6'
Weight:160 lbs
Stats

Strength: Below Average
Dexterity: Below Average
Agility: Above Average
Reflex: Average
Toughness: High
Fitness: Below Average
Perception: Weak(Above Average with Glasses)
IQ: High
Memory: Above Average:
Intuition: Low
Willpower: Below Average
Wisdom: Above Average
Charisma: Below Average
Appearance: Average


Skills
Parkour: Below average
Wrestling: Low
Musical instrument: Low (Rusty)
Woodworking: Above Average
Disassociation: High (Rusty)
Literature: Below Average
Mathematics: Below Average
General Wilderness Survival: Miniscule
Computer General: Low
Axes: Miniscule
Woodcutting: Miniscule
Cooking: Above Average
Train Conductor: Average

>>NOTE: Skills and stats adjusted according to new definitons and new requirements<<

PT1
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>>3948980
PT2

>>Strengths:

Solid Base: Although You have low Physical Stats, you have the advantage of a family and genetic history of being fit and healthy, meaning that it is easier than most to raise them.

Dog Lover: You love dogs, and they love you. (not like that you perverts)

Quick Learner: You learn fast, but really only if it interests you, whether because you truly enjoy it, passing fancy, or urgency.

Down The Hatch: Although you are spoilt on good food, you still have no qualms about eating something that anyone else would deem unfit for human consumption. Rotten meat? Just cook it until it stops being rotten. Moldy bread? Cut off the bad parts. This may lead to eating actually dangerous things, and is as such as much a curse as a blessing.

Glorious Hair; Your hair is glorious. This has no actual effect but making you feel good about yourself so long as you have it, and sad if it is either damaged, removed, or significantly dirtied.

Temperature Tolerance: You grew up in Texas, where the weather was schizophrenic and your room was alternately the hottest in the house or coldest. This has no effect on physically damaging heat or cold, such as Frostbite or Fire
>>Weaknesses:

Socially Awkward: You spent most of your time in a book or on the computer, not talking. This has had a negative impact on general socialization.

Compassionate: While being mean makes others feel bad, being mean makes you feel REALLY bad.

Messed up Joints: Although this lets you do weird things like dislocate your arms and replace them without harm or much pain, it also means your left hip joint clicks like you're 80 and it's on your 3rd replacement. On rare occasions, it fails you when doing physical activity.

Needs Glasses: You need fairly strong prescription glasses to see properly.


Inventory:
0G 1S 5C

Lumber axe: A 2 handed axe made for chopping lumber, it is, however, more than sufficient for combat.

Prescription glasses: Need them to see, you're probably done for if you lose these and can't adjust or get a new pair soon enough.

Conductor's Hat: All that remains of your beloved Express. Stylish.

Winter Clothes: Warm, thick clothing. Not as stylish as your hat, but they're sturdy and match so it's fine.

Background: Double Isekaiee. Self explanatory. Got too excited over newfound respect from a series of duels and died.
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Rolled 14, 41, 20, 23, 72, 96, 59, 9, 66, 54, 53, 27, 4, 82, 44, 66, 35, 74, 7, 99 = 945 (20d100)

>>3948636
>>3948897

I paused as I saw Catia and Aimee refuse to follow, turning to them and whispering. "I understand if you want to try your luck with a different deity, considering where he originally dumped us, but be careful, I doubt he's the most malicious one here." I advised, following after Kek and Abigail to gain more information.

I didn't really believe what Kek said about my original world being hell, and this place being the only real earth, but I kept my thoughts to myself. Either Kek really believed that, and wasn't as all powerful as he appeared, or he thought I was a gullible fool, which I could use to my advantage later. I stayed silent while Terry and Kek talked, though as Kek said his children were everything, and mentioned what made this place so great, I felt my anger rise up. If this place was so good, and if we were so important to him, then why the hell did he dump us in a desert full castrating bandits!?! One person had died, and plenty were traumatized from their first meeting with the natives of Wadirma.

I took a deep breath as I pushed my anger aside for the sake of convenience, I wanted as little to do with this god as possible, but the opportunity to stay in this city, and safely grow in power, were too good to pass up. I could try my luck with another god, but I had no idea who I could trust, or if Kek or them wouldn't do something worse to me if I refused.

Better the devil you know, I suppose.

"So what does it mean to join your familia? Do you own our souls, or does our business conclude once we choose to leave the city?" I asked, not willing to pledge myself to an eternity of serving Kek, and wanting to make sure that wasn't what I was agreeing to.
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Rolled 75, 35, 40, 80, 91, 54, 39, 92, 3, 25, 29, 49, 47, 79, 72, 90, 33, 16, 67, 32 = 1048 (20d100)

>>3948897
“So you just need us to go in and get some treasure for you? I don’t know what a god would want with a some shiny metals and trinkets but since you’ve gone through all of this trouble, I won’t refuse. Are there any particular guidelines for us “children” or are we only forbidden from random killings in the street?”
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>>3947913
Name
Shi Taberu hito

Stats
Strength: Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: Above Average
Reflex: Exceptional
Toughness: Average
Intelligence: Exceptional
Intuition: High
Willpower: Average
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Below average

Stats
Running: High
Math: High
Tatics: High
Kicking: Above Average
Swimming: Above Average
Boxing: Above Average

Strengths: Infomaniac after years of watching "educational" youtube videos you have a basic understanding of most things.


Weakness
Antisocial: Keeps a distance from people unless needed
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>>3948934
Welp here we go. Good luck with this QM.
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>>3947911
Info
Name: Shi Taberu Hito
Age: 24
Ethnicity: Japanse
Gender: Male
Religion: NA
Thoughts: Verbal
HomeBoard: /b/
Poltical Views: Libertarian
Hair: Black
Eyes: Grey
Height: 6,1
Weight: 150
Stats
Strength: High
Toughness: Above Average
Willpower: Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: High
Reflex: Exceptional
Intelligence: Exceptional
Intuition: High
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Below Average
Fitness: Above Avearge
Perception: Avearge
Memory: Above Avearge
Beauty: Above Average

Skills
Running: High
Mathematics: High
Tactics: High
Boxing: Above Average
Kicking: Above Average
Swimming: Above Average

Isekai Cheats
Harem Protag: You now have a sex appeal that defies logic, giving an *absolute* bonus to seduction attempts and compelling members of the opposite sex to get jiggy with it, to the extent that you must roll to determine whether they are willing to engage in coitus, not whether they are interested. They are always open to polygamy but members of the same sex will resent you. Some violently.

Edgelord: You can teleport behind your foes, summon dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.

Strengths
Infomaniac: After years of watching “educational” Youtube videos you now have a Below Average Knowledge skill in all but the most esoteric and vague topics.

Weaknesses
Antisocial: You keep a distance from people unless needed.

Wealth: Gold Coins: 32 Silver Coins: 46 Copper Coins: 0

Inventory: Kunai, Jeweled Dagger Trenchoat and Bitchin’ Shades (Worn) Dual Desert Eagles (Loaded) Piss-yellow Sizzling Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion

Companions: Preist Bitch
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>>3949359
Backround: After the DEATH EATER's world was on pause for millennia his shear aura attracted hyperdimesional beasts who brought him here.
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>>3949011
>>3949021

Q: Will Catia or Aimee stay with William?
Beauty: High
Roll: 14
A: Yes
Q: Does Kek admit to the consequences of joining a Familia?
Odds: ?
Roll: 20
A: Yes

>"I understand if you want to try your luck with a different deity, considering where he originally dumped us."
Catia answers. "I... I don't care about those deities. Most important for me is to be by your side." Aimee nods.

>"So what does it mean to join your familia? Do you own our souls, or does our business conclude once we choose to leave the city?"
"Joining a Familia does not mean that I own your soul. It only means that you receive my blessing. However, when you have a god's blessing, you cannot receive the blessing of another god, unless the first god removes it. The blessing does not affect you in any other way."

>"So you just need us to go in and get some treasure for you?"
He nods. "Yes, that's correct. The first thing I need gold for is to pay the rent of my pyramid."
>"Are there any particular guidelines for us “children”?"
"Killing other people is forbidden.. But more than anything, do not kill the children of another god, otherwise that god could declare us war, which would be bad news."
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>>3948981
>>3949159
>>3949176
>Big question, is my hat supernaturally durable as my train once was?
I've searched but I can't find information about your hat. If it was supernaturally durable before it still is now. If you don't know if it was, then let's roll for it.

Jackson, Shi, AnonKnight, and the priestess Miyashita Emiya all appear together in the central plaza of Devapura, among a crowd of other confused Earthlings. Some, because they pushed a big red button; others, who are more edgy, were brought here directly by hyperdimensional beasts. All of their powerful cheats are gone. The glorious Express is left behind in the north; Shi has lost most of his sex appeal, and his dual desert eagles are gone; AnonKnight has recovered his handsome human appearance. Three deities are present; their nature is unmistakable from their aura. One is a frogman dressed as a clown; the other two are beautiful maidens.

>Roll 20d100
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>>3947913
Jackson's sheet: >>3948980
AnonKnight's sheet: >>3949176
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Rolled 3, 63, 40, 43, 25, 74, 84, 58, 72, 93, 18, 65, 6, 26, 45, 95, 64, 47, 38, 46 = 1005 (20d100)

>>3949505
“I must say, I’m surprised at how favorable the conditions are. As I stated before, I will aid you. However I feel as if my talents would be of more use to you if I were to go about things in a less conventional manner.”

“If she accepts,” I say gesturing to Ari,”would it be possible for her to accept a formal position in my stead? Seeing as her skills weren’t acquired through magical means, your blessing would allow her to gain a large increase in power and utility without negating her other abilities which already exceed my own when it comes to the nature of thievery.”
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Known facts
]Wisdom: High
Intelligence: Above Average, Medical Skill: High
Yeah, she's pretty cute, a solid 8-9/10
Miracle's knowledge of Mythological Gods allows him to recognise The Priestess' outfit as Shinto in nature

Emiya's Sheet
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>>3949525

Q: Does Ari accept?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 40
A: Yes
Q: Does Kek get angry?
Odds: ? (also called, Kek's odds)
Roll: 40
A: Yes
Q: Does Ari keep pressing him with questions?
Odds: ?
Roll: 43
A: Yes
Q: Can Abigail heal Kek?
Wisdom: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 25
A: Yes

"I'm open to non-conveniential ideas: can you explain? As for Ari. There's no formal position. My Familia is chaotic in nature, we abbhor formalities, rules and titles. So of course, she can gain a class." He turns to Ari. "Ari, will you join my Famiilia, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until one of us gets bored of the other?"

Ari puts her hand over her mouth, thinking. "Kek. That sounds like a good offer, but aren't we too weak to fight in the Danjon? Other than the blessing, what can you give us?"

Kek's face turns red; drool comes out of his fleshy lips. "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. TERRY HAS ALREADY ASKED ME THIS QUESTION."

Ari wiggles her tail. "Kek-sama, you have to understand. We are just next to the Empire of Tyria. How convenient is it for me, as I was looking for Avilina the mage, my friend who lives there. I have to admit, Devapura is a nice place. The streets are clean, there's no crime. But I don't really have time for this..."

Kek's head grows bigger; he's about to explode. He can't speak English anymore, he only utters curse words in Egyptian, his native tongue. His eyes pop out of his eye sockets.

Abigail, the priestess of Aphrodite, says, apathetically: "I think we're having a situation. If Kek-sama here explodes, how are we to join his Familia?" She closes her eyes and join her hands together. "I call Aphrodite, goddess of love. To appease this man, may love reach his heart." Red energy moves from her hand to Kek's head, which returns to normal.

Aimee runs her hand through her golden hair. "Well, Abigail. That was pretty amazing."

"All right, everyone, let's go to the Pillar of Heaven and register your Familia membership. If any of you is not interested, then I'll find other children." Kek waddles back toward the plaza.
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Rolled 35, 81, 67, 71, 19, 74, 37, 42, 13, 26, 39, 65, 90, 98, 22, 39, 34, 44, 37, 59 = 992 (20d100)

>>3949551
“I have a strange feeling that somewhere outside of the meta-fictional plane our conversation is being listened to, putting my thoughts out into the ether may be costly. Perhaps you could read my mind, keeping this operation air tight at least for now is a necessity. Rest assured I’ll pull my weight and then some. You’ll get your money, treasure, and entertainment once I get rolling. Having seen my exploits you can rest easy in knowing that a profit will be made.”

Turning my attention to Ari, I attempt to convince her.”You know, this may be a good opportunity for you. By agreeing to help Kek you yourself can become a sorcerer. That will save us a lot of travel time and effort since I doubt any mage will be up for doing any rescue mission barring any monetary or ego-stroking incentives. In fact if we pull this off you could have to power to outright pluck your sister from the jail with just a thought.”
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>>3949565

Q: Is Ari interested in being a sorcerer?
Odds: ?
Roll: 67
A: No
Q: Does Ari attack Kek?
Odds: ?
Roll: 71
Q: Can Abigail heal Ari?
Wisdom: Below Average
Difficulty: Below Average
Roll: 19
A: Yes

"Yes, I understand. You're talking about robbing Ishtar's palace, right? This bitch is too rich for her own good." Kek's head shakes crazily. "Oops, I mean, I'll answer to you telepathically."

"Kek-sama, do you think I'd make a good sorcerer?" Ari asks.

"No. You'd suck at it. In fact, you wouldn't even be able to cast one spell. The reason being, you're an airhead, plain and simple."

Ari's face turns all read and she shows her teeth. Abigail casts the same spell she did earlier on Kek. "William, I think those people definitely have anger management issues. I call Aphrodite, goddess of love..." With Abigail's soothing magic, the wolf girl calms down.

"All right. To make the atmosphere less tense, let's talk about other stuff. What's your favorite anime, everyone?"
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Rolled 94, 68, 28, 31, 28, 91, 55, 92, 13, 12, 87, 62, 24, 37, 86, 40, 57, 7, 48, 72 = 1032 (20d100)

>>3949510
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Rolled 87, 67, 54, 80, 17, 41, 74, 7, 66, 79, 85, 28, 21, 13, 3, 85, 83, 22, 41, 4 = 957 (20d100)

>>3949581
“Don’t be too hard on her. After all, there was a reason why I said “if we pull this off”. Ari would have plenty of time to practice and would have exposure to items that would improve her more, lacking capabilities. As far as anime is concerned most people would label me as a casual. I mostly watched the gateway stuff from time to time over the years. My interest in most forms of media has plummeted recently however so I may just watch a clip or two over the course of a month.
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>>3949510
Big question is preist bitch pregnant?
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>>3949359
Only posted half my inventory

Small Changing Potion, Small Changing Potion, Bag of Shimmering Powder, Bag of Shimmering Powder, Green and Bubbling Potion
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>Big question is preist bitch pregnant?
I've rolled below, the priestess is not pregnant. Do you think you'd make a good father?


Q: Does Shi keep a weaker version of "Harem Protag"?
Odds: ?
Roll: 94
A: Critical No
Same answer for all cheats
Q: Does Emiya still think that Shi is attractive?
Beauty: Above Average
Difficulty: Below Average (her feelings are established)
Roll: 68
A: Yes
Q: Do Ari, Abigail, Catia, Aimee find Shi attractive?
Difficulty: Average, Exceptional x3
Rolls: 28, 31, 28, 91
A: Yes, No, No, No
Q: Does Emiya find William attractive?
Beauty: Below Average
Difficulty: Incredible
Roll: 55
A: No
Q: "Big question is preist bitch pregnant?"
Odds: Very Unlikely
Roll: 92
A: Critical No

"I understand. Nowadays, I mostly pull people from Hell and I bring them here to Earth, then I watch them having fun. It's the same as anime but it feels more real." Kek waddles toward Shi. "This person here is definitely my favorite character." Kek lowers his upper torso. "This is Shi, Conductor, and Anon." Ari, the wolf-girl, bows too. "Nice to meet you, Shi. I'm Ari." Emiya, the priestess who's with Shi, defensively grabs his arm.

(@Terry: those people know your alternate self, but you do not know them.)

"Hello mina-san. This is me, Kek, the lord of chaos. I have brought you to this wonderful town to invite you to my Familia! Will you accept this invitation? I know you will! Because it's too good of an opportunity. Let me introduce you to the people who are with me: this is Ari, Terry, William, Abigail, Catia, and Aimee. They are all absolutely extraordinary adventurers who went through countless perils. Moreover, William, this man here who has the skin the color of marshmallow, is the funniest man in the entire world."

Other than Ari, the three other girls are pretty indifferent toward Shi's charms and barely give him a glance. Aimee whispers to Abigail. "I have never noticed that William is funny at all, I don't know what he's on about."
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Rolled 16, 40, 19, 95, 51, 71, 72, 99, 49, 45, 71, 77, 28, 17, 56, 52, 38, 65, 29, 65 = 1055 (20d100)

>>3949505
>>3949525
>>3949551
>>3949565
>>3949581
>>3949585
I was happy that Catia and Aimee wanted to come with me, even if the way they said it made me blush. Joining Kek's Familia sounded like a good idea too since I wasn't expecting another god to give me a blessing any time soon. It also seemed like there was very little chance there'd be a war between us and another familia, and combined with the eash access to a safe tosn and beginner dungeon, everything sounded almost too good to be true.

I listened to Terry and Ari talk to Kek, appreciating Terry's idea of using a class to empower his companion further. He seemed a little suspicious, and I wasn't sure about the hyper competent thing, but he definitely had a good head on his shoulders at least. Though Ari and Kek almost got into a fight, I learned something very useful from it, namely, that a god's magic could effect other gods. I appreciated Abigail's quick thinking in defusing the situation, and gave a silent thank you while continuing to listen in on the conversation.

"Well, I don't think trying to rob another god is a great idea if you want to avoid a war between familia, but other than that, I see no reason to refuse. With any luck I can get a class change done and finally lose my Dark Knight of Vice class, and work towards an advanced class that I'd be better with. As long as we can keep some money to buy better supplies for ourselves, and we don't get sent back to Wadirma when this is all over, this is a pretty great deal." I said, following Kek to the Pillar of Heaven.

"Nice to formally meet you by the way, I'm William." I said, offering a handshake to Terry. "I'm a pretty big fan of the isekai genre, and Re: Zero is my favorite. Also liked Steins;Gate, Plastic Memories, Mob Psycho 100, and My Hero Academy, to name a few. Wonder if I'll ever get to watch those again..." I trailed off, thinking a bit about everything and everyone I lost access to when I died.
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>>3949626
"The uh, marshmallow skin thing is a long story, basically the consequence of messing with my class ability without proper precautions." I explained, wincing a bit at the comment that I was the funniest man in the world. "That's... another thing I can explain later." I said, half mumbling, embarrassed by the spotlight Kek had put on me.
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Rolled 55, 14, 5, 93, 53, 75, 50, 46, 80, 6, 66, 40, 8, 72, 7, 73, 43, 36, 11, 62 = 895 (20d100)

>>3949626
I say to Kek "What do you offer that other gods cannot. If we are to be business partners we both need to bring somthing to the table. I have my companion, potions, money, knives, and healing powders. I would like somthing of value in return. If you were to return my harem protag cheat I would be inclined to join your familia."
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>>3949630
Q: Has Kek hired Valac Clara?
Odds: ?
Roll: 19
A: Yes
>>3949648
Q: Are cheats blocked by the city?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Q: Does Kek get angry?
Odds: ?
Roll: 93
A: Critical No
Q: Does Kek feel sad?
Odds: ?
Roll: 53
A: No
Q: Does Emiya like being called "companion"?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 75
A: Yes

>If you were to return my harem protag cheat
"I can't return your cheat. Basically, a god is a being with the most powerful cheats. All cheats are treated as godly power and are blocked in this city. So, if you think that you'd fit better in another Familia, you're free to join them. I won't stop you." Kek puts his fist on his heart. "I, Kek, believe in absolute freedom."

>I have my companion
Emiya blushes. "That's... a new step in our relationship."

Kek calls another person to his side. "This is my personal aide, Clara. She will manage all Familia business for the month of December." Clara is a demon schoolgirl with green hair, pink horns, pointy teeth, and frog slippers. She's kind of cute and very energetic. "Ehhh! Hello, everyone! I look forward to playing with you! William-kun, sorry I couldn't answer your phone calls."

"It was her idea to bring William to Devapura. Or was it the other way around? Anyway, those who want to join my Familia, you can follow Clara to the Pillar of Heaven, and she'll deal with the paperwork. Meanwhile, I'm going to take a nap."

Clara raises her fist to the air and makes big steps. "Follow me! everyone... To the Pillar!"
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Rolled 35, 1, 97, 91, 84, 58, 89, 22, 88, 80, 49, 39, 19, 39, 20, 67, 52, 88, 60, 68 = 1146 (20d100)

>>3949712
"Fuck it. No better option is gonna pop up anytime soon." I say as I shrug and follow Clara.

I'm just rolling for any shenanigans that happen during our way to the Pillar.
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>>3949712
I follow along somewhat confusedly, not really noticing what's going on. After all, my Beloved Express has been abandoned, left in a ravine to be buried in snow. And this guy seems to be talking to my Fellow Isekaiees.

>>3949799
Nice to see you not demonic, cool.

>>3949626
And nice to see you brought down to my level.
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I say to jackson and anon "I'm going to find a god who can offer me somthing you're welcome to follow me." I approach the god Loki and say "I know about the gods and their blessings. I would like to join your group, but in exhange as well as your blessing I would like some sort of magical boon.
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Rolled 70, 50, 65, 74, 70, 1, 36, 33, 13, 86, 46, 11, 24, 24, 47, 46, 10, 8, 13, 87 = 814 (20d100)

>>3949979
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>>3949979
There's nothing for any of us with the Thots and although I might like a good laugh, I don't want my life to be a joke.
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Rolled 49, 76, 94, 73, 84, 43, 78, 10, 39, 86, 40, 10, 24, 64, 76, 62, 71, 81, 38, 6 = 1104 (20d100)

>>3949978
must've capitalized Dice
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>>3949986
Kek is apathetic he doesn't care if we join him and won't care if we die. I would rather join a god who cares if I survive. I doubt Kek would grant us ranks and boons ethier since he's chaotic. Every god has their faults, but the most important thing to me is what they can offer me Kek can't offer me anything so i'll find someone who can.
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>>3949978
Btw I say the latter 2 aloud

>>3949998
Shi, This man took MY TRAIN. I'm going to take something of his. In any case, Lust, Clowns, and Mercy aren't really my speed.
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OP are we gonna have to murder the people in other familas.
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>>3950020
>>3947911
Yes
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>>3949998
Personally, I prefer chaos over clowns.
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>>3949979
Cancel this action.

I'm going to sign the papers so I can join Kek. Makes more sense to stick with the majority.
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>>3950017
Technically, the city took your train. You would presumably get it back once you leave but trains that good simply cannot exist in the divine city.
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>>3949978
Actually now that I think about it, if Earth is hell in this cosmology, that makes everyone who's been Isekai'd demons in a sense.
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>>3950045
Äxebröther! It is clear then. I must build a new train, within the city.
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>>3950057
Do you know how to build a train?
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>>3950063
He could construct one by exploiting Gnomish immigrants.
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>>3949630
Sorry to leave you hanging. I got caught up with some things. Let’s say that I retroactively accepted the handshake.
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>>3950063
>>3950067
It will be done.
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Do any Multiplayer refugees have the latest character sheets? The archive doesn't save pdfs.
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>>3950084
Here you go
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>>3950082
Fine by me, I look forward to getting into ridiculous hijinks together.
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>>3950108
I’m not sure if things are going to be ridiculous with me. Aside from a few interesting moments, most of my plans involve maintaince and steady progression. Still, it will be interesting all the same.
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>>3950087
Thanks my interdimensional nigga, I'll through in my lot with the rest of us unwashed foreign migrants sometime tonight.
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>>3950115
You still want to become the Ice Lord?
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>>3950126
Maybe if the opportunity arises. The two threads are fairly different in how loosely they apply the rules. The other thread not only had a direct connection to such a position through its villain, but there seemed to be a more clear cut path to obtaining such power. I feel like these sort of threads are a bit more grounded at least when it comes to the capabilities of slightly enhanced humans so I may not get the chance. Besides I had other plans before that, with the meeting of worlds and this new setting a few more doors have opened up for me.
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>>3949978
Being a mortal sucks if I had my harem protag cheat all those hoes I just met would be sucking my cock right now. Instead only one of them is interested and if I go for it preist bitch might get her panties in a twist and leave me for "Adultery" or whatever. This is of course only a minor set back for me. My superior intellect is what leads me to victory not my cheats.
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>>3950158
I'm sure your absolute mastery of genetic science will carry you through the dungeon.
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>>3950178
Why’s you have to remind me? I felt second hand embarrassment from that little argument.
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>>3950189
What are you talking about? Shi's one of the 15% of males that contribute to society (as per his population model) so of course he's going to be smarter than the rest of us 93 percenters.
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>>3950178
One of you implied that women inherit only the genes from their mothers and men only inherit the genes from their fathers. I thought you guys were misinformed about that when no one pointed that out so I just rolled with it because my argument was stronger when I ignored the fact people inherit their genes from both their mother and father. I learned this shit in 5th grade.
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>>3950189
Autocorrect works in strange ways

>>3950199
I doubt anyone who would butcher the concepts of mitosis and natural selection can be described as the top 15% in intelligence. Even middle school kids understand that a child’s genetic makeup is determined by both the father and mother if they paid any attention in class.
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>>3950199
Lol it would be 75% not 93%. I learned that shit in 2nd grade.
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>>3950199
You're trying to roast me about gentic inheritence when you can't even do 2nd grade math.
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>>3950223
ööf
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>>3950208
Any of us can pull up the conversation at any time within a few clicks. Damage control only works if nobody saw the full extent of your screw up Shi.
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>>3950214
Fuckin hell I meant 85% that was a typo.
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>>3950237
Jesus Christ, I might have to restrict myself to only posting in-game in order to preserve my sanity.
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>>3950248
I'm typing this on my phone so it's easy to misclick espically when the numbers 7 and 8 are right next to each other.
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>>3950254
You make me wonder sometimes but in this case I’ll take your word for it.
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>>3950214
>>3950223
Holy shit, are you actually retarded? If it's 15% of men then it would be 7.5 percent of the total population assuming an even split between sexes.

I think you may have massively oversold your intelligence on your stat sheet Shi.
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>>3950263
The fuck are you going on about my eugenics plan doesn't include women.
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>>3950263
I think you have massively overstepped your ego.
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>>3950263
In his defense, women were not accounted for in his plan (though that’s another argument in its entirety)

>>3950271
This is precisely why Chase and I ridiculed you. Eugenics doesn’t work if all of the selective pressure is placed on one side
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>>3950279
Well a society won't work if you can't replace those who die. I would rather a slow moving eugenics plan then one with a shrinking population.
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>>3950271
>>3950275
Bitch do you even read my posts? I was referring to the worthiness of the overall population. If 50%(women) are breeding sows, 43%(expendable men) are completely disposable, then in your model the top 7% of humans are the only worthwhile individuals.
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>>3950286
We have too many people as it is. It’s better to bite the bullet and solve the world’s issues within the next decade instead of waiting for several generations simply to farm potential in a crumbling environment. A man’s worth isn’t solely intrinsic.
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>>3950287
Why would you refer to the total population when I'm only talking about the male population in my eugenics plann? Why would you switch midsentence from male population to overall population?
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>>3950293
Well we can agree to disagree. My views are different enough from yours that our argument would be on rather society is clumbing and needs people with a high intelligence to solve them rather then if it's better in the longterm for a gradual eugenics plan or one that's almost immediate. I just see eugenics as a way to gradually enhance society while you see it as a solution to a problem.
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Name: Chase Kanoy
Ethnicity: White
Gender: Male
Faith: Atheist (before getting kidnapped by multiple gods in under a month)

Home Boards: /co/ /tg/ /qst/
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Dark Brown, almost black
Height: 6ft

Stats

Strength: High
Toughness: High
Dexterity: Average
Agility: High
Reflex: Exceptional
Fitness: Above Average
Perveption:Average

IQ: Exceptional
Memory: Average
Intuition: Above Average
Willpower: High
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Average
Beauty: Above Average

Skills

Swords: Exceptional
Any Weapon: High
Running: High
Parkour: High
Decption: High
Psychology: Above Average
Stealth: Average
Intimidation: Exceptional

Isekai Cheat:
Death Count: You have a perfect count of every kill you have made organised as you
please, and an instinctive understanding of everything you encounter’s
weaknesses on every level physical, mental, and spiritual. This applies
to people and their psychology.

Strengths
Under Pressure: When things are down to the wire you always seem composed and
confident where others bend and break. Bonus to retaining composure.

Crunch Time: You’re at your best when things are at their worst. All checks are easier
when calamity looms. Bonus during crisis such as being near death, attempting to save near death teammates and other high risk situations.

Born to Run: The result of one of a rare few commitments, short bursts of incredible
speed and endless charges across the land are possible. Terrain and
encumbrance are meaningless in the face of your lust for speed.

Reaper Aspirant:
Although your Death Perception is blocked by the city's barrier, the knowlege of how to destroy hasn't left. It's easier to see flaws in an enemy's fighting style, and enemy weaknesses are easier to intuit. Training is also a bit easier due to your experience finding your own flaws. It's nowhere close to what you had, but it's a start.

Veteran Warrior:
This isn't your first rodeo, you are equipted with the basic warrior class of a different fantasy world, and thus have a baseline of High in all weapon skills.

Weaknesses
Can’t be Assed: You find it incredibly difficult to commit yourself to tasks you don't enjoy,
even if they would take little effort to complete. You're just going to have to find a way to make yourself do it.

Intense Presence: Your stoic demeanor and curt manner of speaking paired with strongly
held convictions make people unfamiliar with you anxious or even
fearful.

Hard to Read: Your constant deadpan makes you difficult to understand, often leading
to misunderstandings.

Wealth:
Gold Coins: 3
Silver Coins: 0
Copper Coins: 0

Inventory:
Winter
Clothes
(Worn)
Crude,
Rusty
Stiletto
Crude,
Splintery
Buckler
Masterwork Longsword
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>>3950303
I don’t consider eugenics at all really. The way I see it humanity as we know it is on borrowed time. Eugenics is supposed to be a slow and gradual process but your idea cuts its efficiency in half which drags out the process without any longterm benefit attached. The problem is that in your hypothetical, you want to preserve society. Simply removing 25% of males in what amounts to one fell swoop would have a disastrous effect on any society Removing 85% would be unthinkable. On the other hand I care little about society, in fact I care little about humanity as a whole but the aim is still to preserve them nonetheless. By gradually removing the unfit both male and female, you’ll at the very least have a small chance of maintaining society and preserving humanity.
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>>3950313
You don’t get to keep the cheats here and like Shi, you’ve inflated some of your stats.
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>>3950336
He is better than professionals in any weapon. This is straight up power gaming.
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>>3950336
I'm just leaving it on my sheet for convenience, I know I can't use it. I had to change some things on the mental side and reevaluate some stats I was confused on initially.
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>>3950343
We're allowed to keep everything but the cheats. If Wux want's to nix classes I'll change it but everything seems to be ok to me.
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>>3950344
Whatever you say Chad Ubermensch. Come to think of it I should’ve added my blunt damage resistance to my sheet. Unfortunately editing it properly on a MacBook is a headache.
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>>3950346
Idk how you have high in any weapon, but if the last qm was ok with it then whatever.
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Name: Owen K.
Age: 18
Gender: male
Ethnicity: white
Faith: none
Thoughts: i like macaroni

Strength: above average
Dexterity: high
Agility: high
Reflex: average
Toughness: below average
Fitness: above average
Perception: abover average

Home boards: none
Political views: none
hair: long dirty blond
eyes: grey
Height: 5 ft 6 inch
Weight:???

IQ: 3/10
Memory: average
intuition: below average
willpower: high
charisma: low
Beauty: minuscule

Skills:
Stealth: High
Intimidation: High
Dagger:above average
lockpicking: average
parkour: high
deception: high

Strengths:
Meanacing Aura: You emit an aura that helps you intimidate people around you. (bonus to intimidate)

Scary: People are usually very scared of you.

Big dick: you have a really big dick

Weaknesses:

Annoying: Most people think you are very annoying

Severe face scarring: you have multiple scars on your face, its pretty ugly.

Equipment: long sleeve black shirt
long black pants

backstory:
????
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>>3950375
In Multiplayer Isekai, you had 2 slots for either classes or cheats. I took Warrior and rolled Death Count. Presumably, I could have gone into this quest as an Armsmaster if I took 2 classes.

>>3950378
Hey new guy.
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>>3950383
We don't have our cheats so your any weapon skill should be back to avearge instead of high.
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>>3950666
His weapons skills are tied to his class. Wux might have different ways of handling classes however. Sometimes you won’t even get basic stat boosts if you’re unlucky.
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>>3950670
I misunderstood what he said.
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>>3950020
Yes. Only one Familia will survive.


>>3949981
Q: Does Clara reject Shi's application?
Odds: Likely (he's last to register)
Roll: 70
A: Yes
>>3949630
Q: Describe Kek's pyramid
Rolls: 19, 95
A: Waste of Nature
has plants inside
Rolls: 51, 71
A: Overindulge of A representative
statues of Kek's wife
Rolls: 72, 99
A: Arrive of Anger
A lot of flames

Shi says "I'm going to find a god who can offer me something. You're welcome to follow me."
The Pillar of Heaven has a calm, Zen environment, with white pavement on the floor and crystal sculptures of snakes. For historical reference, it has been constructed by the goddess Nüwa back when Heaven was about to crumble on Earth. The Adventurer's Guild has made the first floors of the Pillar its HQ. The best part is that it's hosted by female yokai dressed in schoolgirl outfits. Ari, Terry, William, Abigail, Catia, Aimee, Anon and the Conductor all sign the Familia papers. Seeing that everyone followed Kek, Shi follows them and arrives last.

"Congratulations! Now that you've signed the papers, we're all best friends!" Clara exclaims. "I'm going to show you our new school, now." She looks at Shi and bites her lower lip. "Ehhhhh! I'm so sorry, you're too late to register. Kek-sama specifically said." She imitates his cavernous voice. "YOU CAN ONLY REGISTER 8 NEW PERSONS, NO MORE, AS THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH BEDROOMS IN MY PYRAMID FOR MORE." She takes back her normal voice. "Ahhh! Don't be sad, I'll give you a big Smoochie Smoochie." She jumps in Shi's arms and give him a few kisses on his face and head.

Clara then brings the new members of Kek's Familia to the pyramid. "That's a nice town right? A lot of yummy humans here." Kek lives in a 3 story pyramid. It's not very well-maintaned and tree roots jut from its sides, in a rift between the foundations. Every room is decorated with a statue of Keket, his wife, and lotus blossoms. Kek is not too fond of modern technology such as electricity, so he uses old-school torches to illuminate the rooms at night time. "Kek is napping right now. Please everyone, make yourself comfortable and choose a bedroom. I'll call for you later so that we can play together." There are only four bedrooms, each with decently comfortable bunk beds, a wooden chest and a wardrobe.
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Chase, Owen, and possibly Shi are gathered among the crowd on the central plaza. Loki, the god of clowns, honks his horn. "Honk! Honk! Everyone, may I have your attention, please? I am Loki, Æsir extraordinaire and chief architect of Ragnarök. You may refer to me as "His Eminence."" He honks his horn more. "This delightful instrument is my horn. When I honk, it means that you must be quiet and listen. I am now going to choose new children to invite to my Familia. I'm not going to invite just anyone, so we'll have a test of Agility to decide who gets to join. Agility is the most important ability to survive the Danjon, as well as to be a successful clown, so I hope that your performance will be acceptable." He gets red clown noses out of his bag. "Come get your clown nose if you want to participate."
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>>3950704
What was all of this about then?

>>3949505
>"Are there any particular guidelines for us “children”?"
"Killing other people is forbidden.. But more than anything, do not kill the children of another god, otherwise that god could declare us war, which would be bad news."

I should also note that I didn’t officially join. I’ll be taking something more like a freelance position for Kek’s familia
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Rolled 64, 43, 57, 51, 62, 65, 9, 40, 96, 95, 62, 20, 21, 94, 83, 79, 28, 38, 41, 3 = 1051 (20d100)

>>3950705
I say to Loki "I'll join your little game" I grab a red nose for preist bitch and myself. I then turn to chase and say "You're welcome to join me if you'd like Chase. You, me and preist bitch could make a balanced party of wizard, warrior, and preist."
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>>3947913
>>3949531
I forgot to quote Emiya's sheet.
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>>3947913
>>3950378
Owen's sheet.
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Q: Does Emiya accept to wear a red nose?
Odds: ?
Roll: 57
A: No
Q: Does she accept to twerk?
Odds: Very Unlikely (she’s refused the nose)
Roll: 51
A: No

"I'm not sure I want to wear this... thing." Emiya says, sighing.

"Don't worry, it's not going to hurt." Loki forcibly puts the red nose on her. "All right. The Test of Agility is very simple. I sing, you twerk. You will be rated on how agile your moves are."

"What? I categorically refuse. I’m a priestess and… This is indecent." Emiya answers. Her cheeks are all red, which makes her look rather cute.

The clown god sings.
"So fair was Baby Loki,
And his gaze was kind,
Oh-ho, little snowflakes are falling,
White winter's wonderland.
With his Wand to heal all frost,"
He winks at Emiya, the cold beauty from the North.
"His leaves and trees to grow.
So fair was Baby Loki,
His heart was never wrong."
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>>3950712
If I was to guess, it means that Kek does not want more enemies than he already has.
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sounds like a pretty cool thing to play
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>>3950705
>>3950762
I will participate in this display of absurdities.

To Emiya, "If it matters that little to you, feel free to shack up with the goddess of disloyal harlots, she should be around here somewhere."
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Rolled 59, 36, 48, 35, 67, 23, 98, 81, 24, 85 = 556 (10d100)

>>3950777
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>>3950778
You have to roll 20d100
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>>3950782
I will keep that in mind in the future.
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Rolled 75, 52, 2, 58, 69, 91, 47, 85, 78, 59, 39, 73, 12, 63, 15, 81, 21, 51, 35, 32 = 1038 (20d100)

>>3950704
Entering the Pillar of Heaven, it was nice to take in the sights. The medieval fantasy world was always pretty cool, but I didn't really get to appreciate any of it back in Wadirma. Seeing the place being staffed by women in school uniforms was... odd... i mean, why on earth have that be the uniform? Then I remembered this place was run by gods, and you wouldn't find any group more eccentric than that. Still, at least whoever was in charge here had good taste, though I tried to make sure I didn't let my eyes linger anywhere.


Once the paperwork was done, we had arrived at Kek's pyramid, I made sure the camel wouldn't run off or starve, gathered my original clothes from my past life, and found a place inside to get changed. It felt good to be wearing comfortable clothes again, even if they could use a wash and I could use a shower- wait, does Kek's place have proper plumbing? Oh gosh I really hope it does. I've only been in this world for a few days, but I've already greatly missed toilets. Checking out the rooms, I secured myself a bottom bunk due to my weight and tendency to roll around in my sleep, and buried my face in my pillow while laying in bed.


It felt so nice to have a bed again. Even with Luqman's pillows, sleeping in the desert had been very unpleasant. Honestly, as wary as I was about Kek and other capricious gods, I was overjoyedvto be out of ghe desert.


"May Wadirma never play a relevant role in my life, ever again." I said, before finally rolling out of bed and adjusting my glasses.


Okay, time to get to work. After dividing our funds evenly, I had been left with six silver, and five copper (the girls each having 5 silver and 15 copper). Adding my desert clothes to the camel outside of the pyramid, I decided it'd be a good idea to sell the camel, sandstorm proof tent, and desert clothes, along with Luqman's pillows, and see about gathering information on class changes and how to properly prepare for dungeon crawling. I'd definitely remember to buy a torch this time, at least.


If anyone in Kek's familia asked what I was doing, I'd happily tell them, and if anyone wanted to come with me, I'd let them.
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>>3950764
But if you’re aware that we need to kill opposing members he would be aware of that as well and rather than flat out tell us not to do it, he’d tell us that it was a “necessary evil”. Only one can remain after all.
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>>3950807
Kek and OP aren't one and the same. Kek wants to avoid a famila war because it would kill his followers and mabey himself as well. The story is gonna unfold though where some conflicts occurs to lead one famila to declare a war on another.
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Is it too late to join?
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>>3950819
No but you will have to offer absurdities to gain the favour of the Clownlord.
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>>3950810
I know they’re not the same, but the both of them are aware of the rules. Kek himself is very familiar with this process given the fact that he has run at least one team through the meat grinder.
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>>3950821
Going through the dungeons doesn't mean you have to kill other familas. His last group died on the 11th floor of the dugeons not in a famila war. He doesn't know that we will have to kill each other that's meta knowledge about how the plot will unflod.
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>>3950819
You can still join.

>>3950807
No one can predict what the Lord of Chaos would tell you.
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Let me know if I have missed anyone's post.


>>3950778
Q: How is Chase's performance?
Agility: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 59
A: Good
Q: Do other people participate?
Odds: ?
Roll: 36
A: Yes
Q: Is anyone impressed with Chase's performance?
Beauty: Above Average
Difficulty: ?
Roll: 48
A: Yes
Q: Can Chase push Emiya to participate?
Charisma: Average
Difficulty: Exceptional (she really doesn't want to)
Roll: 35
A: No
>>3950724
Q: How is Shi's performance?
Agility: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 64
A: Good
Q: Is anyone impressed with his performance?
Beauty: Above Average
Difficulty: Average (Chase set the standard)
Roll: 43
A: Yes

Chase twerks like pro, shaking his posterior vigourously at the rythmn of Loki's glorious song. Loki subtly increases the tempo to a devilish speed, but Chase manages to keep up. This is the result of thourough eugenics, a champion of parkour, the finest specimen produced by mankind. One girl in the public exclaims. "Oh my!"

Chase says to Emiya, "If it matters that little to you, feel free to shack up with the goddess of disloyal harlots, she should be around here somewhere."

"I'm a follower of Evylivon, and I'm very loyal..." she answers, blushing more.

Shi puts on his red nose and twerks even better than Chase. Loki's maddening song puts him in a trance, and he utters cries and moans of ecstasy as he's twerking. The tension is palpable; some women in the audience whistle and call his name.

Loki honks. "Okay, that was pretty decent. You two can join my Familia. Anyone else up for the challenge? The difficulty will increase next round."
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Q: Can Clara give information about the classes?
Odds: Likely (she's an aide)
Roll: 2
A: Critical Yes
Q: Can William sell his goods?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 58
A: Yes
Q: Can he get a good price for the camel?
Charisma: Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 69
A: No
Q: Is the market located in the Middle Eastern part of town?
Odds: ?
Roll: 91
A: No
Q: Describe
Rolls: 47, 85
A: Travel of Technology
Cyberpunk market, indoor
Rolls: 78, 59
A: Cruelty of Randomness
Random quality of goods, mean merchants

Meanwhile, In Kek's pyramid. Clara, as enthusiast as ever, explains class changes to William. Anyone who's joined Kek's family can choose between the four standard classes:

>fighter
>thief
>sorcerer
>priest

They can also let Kek decide randomly for them. She says that letting Kek decide for you is the best possible option, because Kek is a god thus has godly wisdom, and also, it can unlock secret prestige classes.

Devapura's Great Market is indoor, with neon lights and corrugated metal walls, dotted with shelves and stalls selling all kinds of goods. Alongside the silk and cotton and colorful floral trinkets, there are perfumes, sex toys and inks. William finds a horse merchant who is willing to buy his camel and his other desert goods.

Camel: 5 silver coins
Sandstorm-proof Tent: 4 copper
Desert clothes: 2 copper
High quality, but smelly pillow: 6 copper

Torches can be found in Kek's pyramid.
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>>3947913
>>3950313
Chase's sheet
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>>3950832
It can’t be meta knowledge if this is something that the gods agreed upon. IRL this was all done abruptly but in-game the gods have already met at this place, formed teams, and set them out. Even if we assumed that this is the first time this has happened, everything seems well established.

>>3950839
The nature of Kek makes this a more plausible answer.
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>>3947920
I will give everyone 1 more day to post their sheet and join a Familia.
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>>3950937
Does preist bitch have to twerk to join or can she join because she's my companion and I'm joining.
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>>3950999

Taking rolls from >>3950724
Q: Can Emiya join because she's Shi's companion?
Odds: ?
Roll: 57
A: No

She has to twerk. You should have used the power of those trips to roll.
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Rolled 44, 64, 5, 58, 68, 36, 68, 39, 71, 51, 53, 55, 85, 64, 8, 37, 31, 15, 48, 65 = 965 (20d100)

>>3950938
"I already had Kek spin for me once before, am I allowed to have him do so again for a class change? Can I keep spinning til I get something I like, or give a spin another try, then switch to a standard class if I don't like it? Also, obviously if I switch classes I won't be able to summon demons anymore, but will I also lose my combat skills?"

62 copper divided by 4 is 14 for me in order to give each of the girls 16.

This brings my total up to 79 and the girls to 81. I have no idea what they'll choose to spend it on, but I return to Kek's place to get more info about the class changing as well as split the money. I was hoping I'd have found advice on what to bring with you when dungeon crawling, but the merchants hadn't been of any help in that regard.
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I say to Loki that I will join him
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>>3950937
I turn to preist bitch and say "Emiya wouldn't it be better for our relationship if we could travel togather instead of being sepreate. If you do the twerking I might even have time to take you on a date."

>Rolling to convince preist bitch to twerk and to see how well she twerks.
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>>3951029
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Rolled 15, 64, 87, 99, 44, 81, 99, 78, 31, 4, 53, 25, 37, 27, 55, 92, 97, 69, 67, 9 = 1133 (20d100)

>>3951029
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>>3951017
Roll 20d100 when you post an action or talk to NPCs.
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Rolled 83, 57, 94, 72, 26, 72, 24, 13, 45, 79, 16, 90, 12, 8, 50, 95, 49, 76, 62, 16 = 1039 (20d100)

>>3950937
"Ah yes, you're the very platonic ideal of loyalty and piety. That must be why you abandoned your cult in it's time of greatest need to elope with a geneticist. Am I correct in that assessment?"
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>>3951044
Dropped my name.
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Rolled 19, 99, 54, 19, 12, 97, 30, 75, 7, 60, 50, 45, 29, 84, 70, 67, 50, 94, 53, 24 = 1038 (20d100)

"I will join you Loki"
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>>3951014
Q: Can you change class repeatedly?
Odds: Impossible (that would be stupid and broken)
Roll: 5
A: Yes
Q: Is there any penalty for changing class repeatedly?
Odds: Has to Be
Roll: 58
A: Yes
Q: How about a death penalty?
Odds: ?
Roll: 68
A: No
Q: Describe the penalty
Rolls: 36, 68
A: Imitate of Rumor
(Can't interpret)
Rolls: 39, 71
A: Bestow of A representative
Tracked by an inevitable
Q: What does Clara tell him to bring in the dungeon?
Rolls: 51, 53 + 55, 85 + 64, 8
A: Overindulge of Home + Disrupt of Technology + Spy of Enemies
Slippers, a wand of electricity and a magnifying glass
>>3951033
Q: Will Emiya accept to twerk?
Charisma: Below Average
Difficulty: High (see previous post) - 3 RS (promise of a date) = Below Average
Roll: 15
A: Yes
Q: How is her performance?
Agility: Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 64
A: Bad
>>3951044
Q: Does she respond to Chase's insult?
Charisma: Average
Difficulty: Unknown
Roll: 83
A: No
>>3951048
Q: Does Loki accept Owen's application?
Charisma: Low + 1 RS (Menacing Aura) = Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 19
A: Yes
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>I was hoping I'd have found advice on what to bring with you when dungeon crawling
Carla says to William: "You should bring slippers. I bring mine, Connor and Murphy, everywhere. Also a wand of electricity to kill all monsters... And maybe a magnifying glass?"

>Can I keep spinning
She winks. "You can change class once as part of Kek's blessing. Theorically, you could change your class repeatedly until you get the best one, but then some angels of law might not be too happy about it and track you down. And then, KABOOM." William notices that while she was speaking, she somehow climbed on his back.

>"Will I also lose my combat skills?"
"Yes, if you change class, you can say bye-bye to your combat skills."

>"I will join you Loki"
Loki answers to Owen: "OK, you can join. Please twerk on my next song if you want to have some fun."

>If you do the twerking I might even have time to take you on a date.
"You want me to twerk in front of all those people like... a common harlot?" Her face is completely red, now. "What kind of date are you talking about? W... Would you bring me to the opera? Fine. M... May the color of this nose represent the intensity of my feelings for you."

Loki sings his second Christmas carol. The priestess bends over and twerks torridly like a wild lioness. She pulls her posterior up and starts grinding against Shi's body, before dropping to her knees. She twerks madly, squealing as her hips make little circle movements. But on the third verse, Loki starts singing at an unpredictable, crazed tempo. He bellows, "Santa Claus is coming to town!" Each time he says the word "Santa", his godly voice echoes and deafens the listeners. She sweats and tries to keep up with the rhythm, but she can't. This is a failure.

>Ah yes, you're the very platonic ideal of loyalty and piety.
She doesn't even hear your insults. You don't exist in her mind, because Shi catches 100% of her attention.
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Rolled 65, 17, 65, 47, 47, 57, 49, 22, 96, 71, 88, 27, 12, 61, 68, 98, 38, 10, 41, 2 = 981 (20d100)

I twerk to the song too
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>>3951109
This test was more or less a joke so she can still join right.
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Rolled 44, 19, 87, 87, 45, 90, 77, 48, 46, 55, 4, 40, 31, 94, 5, 6, 49, 7, 92, 19 = 945 (20d100)

>>3951109
"Wand of Electricity, Slippers, and a Magnifying Glass." I repeat, memorizing the three suggestions. Though the slippers didn't sound useful, I figure it'd be better to buy some anyway just in case. You never know with this crazy world.

"Okay, guess I'll give it one more spin as per Kek's free class change, and if turns out horribly I'll become a sorcerer and hope the angel will accept an earnest apology and not kill me." I surmised. Honestly as long as I wasn't summoning demons anymore I felt I'd be fine, but I still felt a pang of anxiety that my luck would somehow get worse. It was difficult to keep Clara on my back during her explanation however, and I couldn't help but mumble a "Please get off, I'm not a mountain." As I endured.

Once I had spun the wheel once, and changed my class either once or twice, I'd return to the marketplace to search for the items Clara mentioned.
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>>3951109
A question, I am with Kek, yes? And so is Terry, but Chase joined Loki. A Shame, Äxebröther.

>>3950938
Assuming I am in the Pyramid of Kek, I Ask what class leads best to the Art of building and enchanting. Making stuff is cool.
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>>3951260
The bonds of Äxebrötherhood transcend the petty squabbles of the gods.
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>>3951147
I wasn't sure until Owen rolled, but yes, Loki trolled you. Emiya can join. He will invite just about anybody to his Familia, he doesn't care.
>>3951260
Yes, you're with Kek.


>>3951141
Q: Rate Owen's twerk
Agility: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 65
A: Good
Q: Does Loki live in a circus?
Odds: ?
Roll: 65
A: No
Q: Describe
Rolls: 47, 47
A: Travel of Attention
Rolls: 57, 49
A: Create of Failure
He lives in a trailer
>>3951172
Q: What is William's new class?
Rolls: 44, 19
A: Release of New Ideas
A novel class
Rolls: 87, 87
A: Work hard of Magic
An advanced magical class
Q: Is it still demon related?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds)
Roll: 45
A: Yes
Q: Does William keep his skin and nose?
Odds: ?
Roll: 90
A: Yes

While Emiya's twerk was absolutely wild, Owen's twerk is more controlled and technical, using a more subtle rhythm that makes it more naturally graceful. Where Emiya's is full of flair and extreme intensity, Owen's is flashy and effortless, bouncing on his toes and gracefully twerking in front of a smiling audience. He moves his hips and spine before swaying his legs and swiping his hips back and forth. Though he's winning his fight, Owen seems to be having a hard time deciding between his twerking and rolling around in the mud. The dreadful Santa verse. Owen gets nervous, trying to feel the music with all his newfound strength. That's all he knows. But he's willing to give it all up. You don't perform the twerk, you feel the twerk. He shakes hard, exhausted, moving faster than everyone around him. The twerk becomes an explosion of movement, a visceral realisation of the moment and the strength of his own body. He becomes swaying in the air, twerking with all his might. A success.

Loki honks his horn. "Okay, that was some mad twerking. Congratulations, everyone. Let's all go to the Pillar now, to register your Familia membership. "

Shi, Emiya, Chase and Owen all sign the paperwork.

"Let's visit my mansion, now."

Loki lives in a trailer on the side of the road. It's small but rather comfortable; there is a bed for him, and another bed for his children. His trailer looks like an otaku room and is decorated with various anime dolls and manga collections. There's a picture of the great wolf Fenrir hanging on the wall. He invites his new children to choose a waifu pillow from his collection. He has one of a spider monstergirl, a pink-haired schoolgirl, Ebola-chan, Plague-chan and Hatsune Miku.

He then explains what the blessings are about, and tells them to choose a new class, if they want to.

>fighter
>thief
>sorcerer
>priest
>Loki's choice
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William waits for Kek to wake up from his nap. (Possibly, he plays with Carla.) The god makes his triumphant entry.

"So, you want to spin the wheel? Good choice, I'm proud of you."

The wheel spins and spins, with Clara anxious to see the result and jumping in every direction.
"William, my son, You are now a demonologist. This is an advanced summoner class. A mage who studies demons and makes pacts with them. The summoning ritual is simple, you just have to draw a pentagram on the floor with your own blood and recite a simple incantation of your choice, and a demon that matches your magic level will answer your call. This demon will wear a slave collar, as required by the laws of Devapura, to show that it's not harmful to the general population. Moreover, you will be able to cast generic spells related to the concept of corruption."

Clara applauds. "Congratulations, William. This is a really nice class. I'm a demon myself."
Jackson asks what class leads best to the art of building and enchanting. Kek takes a minute to think about this difficult question.

"Well, out of the four generic classes, it's certain that the sorcerer class is best. But out of the 10,000 possible classes that you can get by spinning the wheel, I'm thinking that magical tinker is what you're after."

>William loses everything related to his previous class, except the pink skin and the nose
>He gains the Strength "Demon Summoning"
>He gains the Skill "Corruption Magic" with a rank equal to his Willpower score
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>>3950819
Mark, you can retroactively join Loki's Familia if you wish.
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>>3947924
I will now reveal each god's alignment.

Guanyin: good
Kek: chaotic
Loki: chaotic stupid
Ishtar: evil
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>>3951281
Quick question, would my Warrior count in terms of this world's class system? I ask because Multiplayer Isekai Quest seems to have a different system. Advanced classes were more of a rigid system for instance.
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>>3950712
>I should also note that I didn’t officially join. I’ll be taking something more like a freelance position for Kek’s familia
Do you plan to participate in the war between the Familias?
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>>3951293
Yes, warrior counts as a class. So you can keep it or choose something else.

> Warrior - A mundane master of martial combat, you receive a significant boost to your Strength and Toughness and are considered to have High skill in every weapon and armour you choose to wield.
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>>3951283
Oops, I've made a mistake. William, you lose your pink skin and the nose as part of the class change.
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Rolled 10, 9, 2, 1, 5, 4, 8, 8, 1, 3, 9, 1, 8, 5, 6, 5, 6, 5, 7, 1 = 104 (20d10)

>>3951283
Can I learn multiple classes? Ie, Simultaneously have the requirements of 2 classes and therefore be able to take both of them, as I could in the last world?

Either way, Roll for it. If I get something cool, I'll take it. If not, next update it's sorcerer time.
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>>3951275
How foolish of me. Should Our Familiae come to blows, I shall not strike you down.>>3951312
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Rolled 80, 22, 2, 41, 41, 48, 94, 99, 97, 98, 8, 97, 12, 41, 27, 82, 2, 77, 38, 57 = 1063 (20d100)

>>3951312
I thought I was luck incarnate for a moment.
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>>3951307
I will keep Warrior in that case. I've always preferred the deliberate deconstruction of my enemies over flashy and unreliable spell-casting.

If there's time, I would like to find a place to buy some disposable weaponry and items. Things such as caltrops, daggers, rope darts, and a decent carrying brace to hold them all.
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Rolled 91, 1, 14, 37, 99, 4, 34, 74, 84, 72, 30, 13, 87, 43, 24, 95, 83, 60, 44, 65 = 1054 (20d100)

>>3951325
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>>3951325
Actually, before I leave I ask about advanced classes. In the previous world, I saw someone with a Warrior subclass called Armsmaster and I'm wondering how I can achieve it.
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I'm going to sleep now so I'll answer the other posts tomorrow.

>>3951317
You can stack classes if you learn them from a trainer or by other natural means, but you can't stack them from Kek's blessing.


Q: What class does Jackson get?
Rolls: 80, 22
A: Trust of Energy
Rolls: 2, 41
A: Starting of Advice
He gives advices about people's energies
Fortune-Teller

"Another brave child. I'm so proud of you all."

The wheel spins. The anticipation is too much for Carla, and she faints.

"Fortune-Teller. You can use the I Ching to calculate people's fortune and their affinity with the five elements: wood, fire, earth, metal and water. Erm." Kek clears his throat, which makes a strange wet sound. "I'm not going to say that this a nice class, but I suppose, it can be useful."

>Jackson gains the Fortune-telling skill: rank Average
>He also gains a copy of the I Ching (the Book of Changes), English translation
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Rolled 56, 15, 7, 20, 66, 47, 91, 76, 66, 74, 90, 52, 62, 5, 8, 67, 11, 50, 27, 45 = 935 (20d100)

>>3951281
>I pick sorcerer
I turn to the others and say "Dibs on the bed" I then turn to Emiya grab her hand and say "I'm a man of my word let's go out on the town and see an opera."
I go out for a night in town with Emyia. I sell my potions and powders to an alchemist shop. I got to an adventures shop look through their wares and buy some supplies for Emiya and myself (after you tell me what they have i'll pick what I buy). I then go to an opera with Emiya and pretend to care about the show. While it goes on I think "The story of these gods doesn't add up how could my orginal earth be hell and the world I transported to be heaven this seems fishy, but until I've established my power I have no time to worry about that." After the opera is over as the sun sets I give Emiya my jeweld dagger and say "A gift from me to you. May it protect you when I'm away and it's jewels remind you of the eternal love I have for you." I then rent a room at an inn for Emiya and myself and fuck her brains out.
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>>3951283
Fuck, I forgot the most important choice of all

>Plague Chan (pic related)

Because a Warrior's relationship with death should never be platonic.

After I'm done shopping I'll chill out on the bed with Loki.
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>>3951348
Before I do any of this, I tell Emiya to let Loki pick her second class. Second class because she is already a preistess.
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>>3951358
You can't stack classes gained from blessings, bruv.
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>>3951367
Bruv, she became a preistess naturally. She didn't get it from a blessing, she trained for that shit, bruv.
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>>3951344
So can I see the future now or is it like
"ah, yes I see you will eventually get killed someday by someone."

What are my capabilites? Just wanna know before I decide whether or not to keep it.
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>>3951400
You are a master of Feng Sui. Congratulations, you can now defeat Dragon's Dream.
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>>3949712
Wait a moment, Since The Gods presumably still don't age and have their cheats blocked, does the "ageless" part of my other former cheat, Strange Aeons still work? Or am I missing some lore here. No big deal if it doesn't, as I presume that this will not go on long enough for this to be an issue.
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Rolled 58, 51, 63, 71, 73, 36, 25, 67, 74, 29, 16, 49, 48, 65, 58, 1, 72, 6, 42, 66 = 970 (20d100)

I say to Loki,"You can pick my class, i dont really care what you choose, but i swear if you give me a honky clown nose im gonna honk that shit till you want to kill yourself."
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>>3951283
Playing around with Clara was fun, and helped the time go by while I waited for Kek to return, when the wheel gave me YET ANOTHER DEMON RELATED CLASS, I fell to my knees in despair.

"Gosh dang it." I muttered to myself, but then Clara's congratulations gave me pause. If any demon from any work of fiction could be summoned, there were certainly at least a few that would actually be fairly trustworthy from what I remember. Then there was the corruption magic, which was vague enough to be interesting. Just what exactly could corruption magic do, anyway?

Of course, then there was the problem of the slave collar. I was really against the idea of slavery, and using a class that would enslave anyone, even demons, made my stomach ache. To say nothing of needing to use my own blood! I don't know if I have it in me to willingly cut myself to the degree I'd need to draw a full pentagram...

"Gosh dang it, if I change my class again I could get in trouble with an angel of law, and who knows how merciful or powerful they are! Is there a way to talk to one and try and plead my case to see if I can get approval or a fee of some sort for the class change, or is it a thing where they'll instantly try to kill me no matter what? Can I unsummon demons at any time, or are they here forever? How likely are they to try and kill me, and how much power do I have over them? Do they have to follow the spirit of a command or just the literal words of one?" I asked Kek, trying to gain more knowledge about ny class.
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>>3951437
Oops, forgot to roll
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Rolled 85, 31, 27, 17, 61, 93, 19, 69, 61, 9, 23, 29, 14, 58, 38, 22, 87, 44, 46, 80 = 913 (20d100)

>>3951439
>>3951437
Forgot to roll twice... *headdesk*
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Rolled 32, 59, 30, 45, 8, 34, 25, 25, 23, 93, 47, 12, 89, 65, 7, 83, 51, 1, 30, 56 = 815 (20d100)

Good lord, yall got stuff done while I was prepping for finals.

>>3951344
"I'll also roll for a class. Let's see what Kek's blessing grants me."
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Has sorcery been useful for anyone in this game? Multiplayer Isekai had some damn useless sorcs.
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>>3951294
I’m aiding Kek as an outside party. I’m affiliated with him but without the blessing I’m unable to enter the dungeon and I don’t sleep at the pyramid since I assume only official familia members sleep there.
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>>3951486
Terry is going the Swiss Burglar route.
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>>3951490
Not exactly.
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Rolled 40, 6, 24, 40, 18, 19, 88, 72, 42, 70, 45, 71, 3, 87, 77, 74, 50, 86, 30, 61 = 1003 (20d100)

"Also i want the spider bitch pillow." i grab the body pillow
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>>3951514
>>3951514
You're only saying that to make me think I don't need to guard my swiss cheese.

I know how you operate Eliot.
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>>3951486
I know your deal, you're going to attempt ascension and try to become the Ice Lord again.
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>>3951526
He's trying to become Cheese Lord by harnessing Swiss neutrality energy.
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>>3951521
I may need cheese where I’m going, but that’s not where I’m going. Do you know where I’m going?
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i dont know where youre going but you probably do
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>>3951530
A Cheese Lord has no use for mortal cheese, for they have harnessed the cheese of the soul. Mmmm, soulcheese.
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>>3951530
Diegetic Apothiosis
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Are you a cheese expert now?
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>>3951537
An affineur?
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Jokes on you i dont know what that word means nerd
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>>3951537
>>3951536
Chase, are you and Owen the same person? Or are you both just very unlucky with the Id
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Take a guess asshat
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Also we're no the same person we live close
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>>3951548
I just did
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>>3951542
>2019
>not being an expert on the aging processes of cheese

>>3951546
We are different people in close proximity.
It's quite irritating as you might imagine.
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>>3951287
Ayt Im game with Loki
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>>3951554
>>3951548
Neat. Sorry about that
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>>3951570
Name: Mark Mondragon
Ethnicity: Asian
Gender: Male
Faith: Roman Catholic

Home Boards: /lit/ /qst/ /tv/
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark Brown, almost black
Height: 5’5”

Stats

Strength: Average
Toughness: Average
Dexterity: High
Agility: High
Reflex: Exceptional
Fitness: Above Average
Perveption:Average

IQ: High
Memory: Average
Intuition: High
Willpower: Above Average
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Above Average
Beauty: Average

Skills:
Stealth: High
Lockpicking: High
Pickpocketing: High
Sketching: Above Average
Video Games: Above Average
Mathematics: Above Average
Singing: Above Average
Cooking: Average
Literature: Average
Pistols: Average
Swimming: Average
Isekai Cheat:
After-Effect:
You can bring your timelines together if you focus, allowing you to attack more than once in a single swing, simultaneously from different angles, or even summon an almost-identical duplicate that defers to your judgement.

You are also immune to time control and the threat of paradoxes.
Strengths:
Twinkletoes:
You are light-footed and the control you have in your steps is refined from years of sneaking out and back in your house.
Babyface:
You look younger. What’s more to say. +1 RS on pretending to be a minor and being a friendly face.
Weaknesses:
Playback:
You will randomly visibly cringe when suddenly remembering stupid shit you did back then.
Squemish:
You don’t like gore that much.
Wealth:
Gold Coins:
1
Silver Coins:
0
Copper Coins:
0
Inventory:
Winter Clothes (Worn)
Leather Quiver: (24 Steel Arrows)
Exceptional Longbow
Trick Fears, Artifact Masterwork Bastard Sword
Exceptional Steel Longsword
Exceptional Steel Longsword
Exceptional Steel Dagger
Exceptional Steel Dagger
Exceptional Steel Dagger
Exceptional Steel Dagger
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>>3951532
Indeed Chase/Owen
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>>3951618
I'm my own independent human being!
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>>3951633
I found you, faker!
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>>3951650
Please, Owen isn't even good enough to be my fake. He's too much of a newfag.
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>>3951654
I’ll make you eat those words!
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>>3951333
Q: Does Loki know anything about the class Armsmaster?
Odds: ?
Roll: 14
A: Yes
Q: Does he answer seriously?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 37
A: No
Q: Does Loki destroy Owen?
Odds: Likely (illegal cheat)
Roll: 99
A: Critical No
Q: Do Chase and Owen attract an inevitable?
Odds: ?
Roll: 4
A: Yes
Q: Does it appear in Loki's trailer?
Odds: ?
Roll: 34
A: Yes
>>3951348
Q: Describe the opera
Rolls: 7, 20
A: Violate of Joy
The Rape of the Sabine Women
Q: Does Emiya notice that Shi doesn't care about the opera?
Intuition: Average
Difficulty: Charisma (Below Average) + 3 RS (love) = High
Roll: 66
A: No
Q: What class does Loki pick for Emiya?
Rolls: 47, 91
A: Travel of Weapons
Armsmaster
Q: Can Shi get a good price for his potions?
Charisma: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 76
A: No

>>3951325
Chase, Shi. You can find the following items in the adventurers' shop of the indoor market.

Caltrop: 3 copper
Dagger: 5 copper
Rope dart: 2 copper
Carrying brace: 5 copper
torch = 1 iron
lock picks, 9 pc = 4 iron
emergency whistle = 5 iron
rations = 7 iron
lock picks, 15 pc = 8 iron
rope, 50 ft = 1 copper
climbing piton = 14 iron
high quality razor = 15 iron
grappling hook = 2 copper
lamp = 2 copper
pain killers = 3 copper
sturdy leather backpack = 8 copper
mirror = 13 copper
compass = 14 copper
lock picks, 32 pc = 4 silver

>(Shi) I sell my potions and powders to an alchemist shop.
Shi's Inventory: Piss-yellow Sizzling Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion
Small Changing Potion, Small Changing Potion, Green and Bubbling Potion

The alchemist offers 4 gold coins for all of your potions.
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After he's done shopping, Chase chills out on the bed with Loki, both holding their waifu pillows. They play cards and talk about the ills of society and the icky thoughts that haunt them. The joker card is, of course, a representation of the god. In their conversations, Loki explains that his goal is to create a world full of magic that would be able to fight against him. As the most powerful entity in the multiverse, or so he claims, he often feels unstimulated. Only the mortal life that he experiences in Devapura can entertain him a little bit.

"How can I achieve the Armsmaster class?" Chase asks.

"By finding a proper trainer. Your best bet is to climb fast the ranks of the Adventurer's guild, because they offer all kind of services to their members. I will show you what an Armsmaster looks like."

Loki gives the Armsmaster class to Miyashita Emiya, who was waiting for his blessing.

"An Armsmaster is simply an advanced fighter who has specialized in a few type of weapons."

"But... I don't really like fighting." Emiya answers. "I don't know if it will be very useful."

Shi and Emiya have better things to do and they leave. Eventually, Loki confronts Chase. "Chase, Owen looks exactly like you, and he never talks. Does he happen to be a tulpa or some sort of clone?"

As he asks this questions, a creature appears in front of them. It's a Varakhut, a creature of law with harsh and aggressive shapes and elongated pyramids for arms. The Varakhut brays and howls like a demon with an unrivaled appetite for humans and their meat. It looks in Owen's direction, claws out for a bite. It has to pause before he can speak. "I am Judge Uks, and you have been judged guilty by divine right. You have broken the following law: "Thou shalt not bring divine cheats to Devapura." You are a legal problem, and it is my right to punish you."

Loki jumps from his bed and honks his horn. "Everyone stay calm. This is a very high level town guard. It's likely to kill all of us."

Only Chase, Owen and Mark are present.

>Emiya gains the Fighting skill: Average rank
>She gains the Armsmaster strength: "You gain a +1 RS bonus to attack rolls with any weapon you're familiar with"
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Meanwhile, Emiya and Shi go to the opera and watch "The Rape of the Sabine Women", featuring Caeso Claudius Fastidius in the role of Romulus, and written by the god Apollo. This is a wonderful spectacle, full of subtle, devilish and flattering depictions of romance, revenge, love and youth. The opera begins with a charming overture where they are introduced and pay homage to the fallen Roman heroes. This overture is over twice the length of the actual opera, and it does not contain any wordplay. The love sequences are usually iconic and charming and accompanied by a glorious orchestra. All of the lyrics are written in Latin, but a translation has never been completed.

After the opera is over as the sun sets, Shi give Emiya his jeweled dagger and says: "A gift from me to you. May it protect you when I'm away and it's jewels remind you of the eternal love I have for you."

Emiya accepts it and holds it to her heart. "You are my most treasured possession, Shi. Of all the things that exist, you are the greatest. I will faithfully wear this dagger as a mark of respect for you. I am extremely grateful for your existence. Thank you so very much."
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>>3951317
Q: Can Kek answer the question "So can I see the future now?"
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 48
A: Yes
Q: Can he see the future?
Odds: ?
Roll: 94
A: Critical No
Critical: it's not a magical class
Q: Does the "ageless" part of my other former cheat?
Odds: ?
Roll: 99
A: Critical No
>>3951440
Q: Is there a way to talk to an inevitable?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 27
A: Yes
Q: Can I unsummon demons at any time?
Odds: ?
Roll: 17
A: Yes
Q: Could they try to kill him?
Odds: Very Unlikely (it would suck)
Roll: 61
A: No
Q: Do they have to follow the spirit of a command?
Odds: ?
Roll: 93
A: Critical No

>>3951400
>So can I see the future now
Kek answers to Jackson: "No, you can't. You can only calculate vague predictions, as a fortune-teller from your original world would." So, your class is not magical in nature.

>Does the "ageless" part of my other former cheat, Strange Aeons still work?
No, anything related to the former cheats does not work. The gods are ageless as a racial trait, not a cheat.

>>3951437
>Can I unsummon demons at any time?
Yes.

>How likely are they to try and kill me
Not very likely.

>Do they have to follow the spirit of a command?
No, they only have to follow your literal words.

>Is there a way to talk to an angel?
Since Clara fainted, Kek answers. "Yes. The angels of law work as guards of this city. So you can find them at the barracks. But I warn you, it's not a good place to visit. They are the personification of the dark side of life; intolerance of individuality, unbridled rage and perversity. They have somehow gained the responsibility to protect this city, but I fear their mindlessness will one day destroy all of us. My tongue hurts just to mention their name. This is a Familia of freedom, and we stand against the tyranny of the inevitable."

Clara wakes up and shows her teeth. "Yes, the angels of law are very mean. Let's play pranks on them and show them who's the boss."
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>>3951935
10 iron = 1 copper
10 copper = 1 silver
10 silver = 1 gold
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Rolled 3, 79, 9, 48, 8, 89, 53, 2, 55, 25, 11, 3, 41, 75, 100, 92, 42, 82, 57, 31 = 905 (20d100)

>>3951935
I ask Ari what class she took up and also if she’d like to help me out with a project I’m working on. Regardless of her answers I then go to the adventure store in order to buy two rope darts. I then make my way to a blacksmith.
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Rolled 100, 6, 85, 48, 78, 69, 87, 57, 37, 19, 85, 24, 31, 30, 31, 81, 63, 88, 94, 36 = 1149 (20d100)

>>3951955
How much money did Moneybags have on him and how much would one assume that his gold chains cost? I’ll determine the capabilities of the thorn ring later along with my other magical items. I assume however, that it would allow me to create and control a small number of wood golems given the fact that he had one in his home and wears the ring as protection when he’s out and about. Rolling for the amount of loot I got off of him might not be necessary but I’d like to cover my bases in case I’m too busy to post today.
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>>3949585

>>3951955
Q: Did Ari choose the sorcerer class, anyway?
Odds: Likely (good arguments were presented)
Roll: 3
A: Critical Yes

Q: Rolling for magical items
Rolls: 79, 9
Intolerance of Evil
Demon or undead bane sword
Rolls: 48, 8
Block of Enemies
Heavy Shield +1
Rolls: 89, 53
Attract of Home
Home = hell
Wand of Corruption
Rolls: 2, 55
Starting of Suffering
Dagger of Pain
Rolls: 25, 11
Dominate of Emotions
Ring of Protection Against Enchantment
Rolls: 3, 41
Neglect of Advice
Kek is the Advice
Armor of Law
Rolls: 75, 100
Refuse of Information
Ring of Protection Against Psionics
>>3951961
Q: Did Moneybags have a lot of gold?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 85
A: No
Q: Did he hold any money at all?
Odds: ?
Roll: 48
A: Yes
Q: Can Terry Appraise the chains accurately?
Appraise: (irrelevant)
Roll: 100
A: Critical No
Q: Is the leaf ring magical?
Odds: ?
Roll: 85
A: No
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A lot of thoughts wander through Ari's simple mind. She answers that it has always been her secret dream, to be a sorcerer, she just doesn't feel very confident after what Kek said. Regardless, she asks him to grant her the sorcerer class. She's ready to walk through walls to save her dear sister. The beast girl expresses her gratitude towards Kek and she accepts to help you out on your project, whatever it is.

>How much money did Moneybags have on him?
15 silver coins.

>How much would one assume that his gold chains cost?
The merchant will offer 4 coins of gold for it.

>Identify the items

A: Move of The mundane
A: Wand of 4chan
A: Divide of Good
A: Wand of Dispel Good
A: Mistrust of Lies
Helmet of Lie Detection
Rolls: 6, 11
A: Triumph of Emotions
Amulet of Charisma
Rolls: 65, 14
A: Attach of Peace
Amulet of Law
Rolls: 32, 61
A: Delay of Death
Ring of Death Resistance
Rolls: 41, 25
A: Expose of Friendship
Shield of Protection Against Backstabbing

Kek can identify all of your items

*Leaf ring: non magical
*Wand of 4chan (2 charges): It teleports normies away in a 1 km radius
*Wand of Dispel Good (3 charges): It breaks good-aligned enchantments and hurts good-aligned outsiders
*Helmet of Lie Detection: +2 RS to Intuition to detect lies
*Amulet of Charisma: + 1 RS to Charisma
Amulet of Law: + 1 RS to resistance against chaos
*Ring of Death Resistance: + 1 RS to resistance against death energy spells
*Shield of Protection Against Backstabbing: +2 RS protection against backstabbing

SHOP
knife = 2 copper
staff = 2 copper
scimitar = 2 silver
hammer = 15 copper
rapier = 3 silver
saber = 4 silver
battle axe = 5 silver
broadsword = 5 silver
katana = 2 gold
Demon-banishing sword = 5 gold
sturdy gloves = 2 copper
gauntlets = 3 copper
thick cloak = 7 copper
leather armor = 2 silver
kettle helm and coif, steel = 3 silver
brigantine = 4 silver
scale mail = 7 silver
chain mail = 2 gold

Heavy Shield +1 = 14 gold
Demon-bane sword = 29 gold
Undead-bane sword = 29 gold
Wand of Corruption (10 charges) = 54 gold
Ring of Protection Against Enchantment = 114 gold
Armor of Law = 286 gold
Ring of Protection Against Psionics = 315 gold
Dagger of Pain = 572 gold

"The Dagger of Pain is a rare artifact, a soul-remnant of a red dragon slain by the Frostborn of the Forsaken Reaches. Enchanted with the darkest magic, the blade's inherent lust for death can drive its wielder to slaughter the innocent and punish the righteous."

>Ari gains the Spellcasting skill: Willpower rank
>She's currently unable to cast spells as her thoughts are strictly emotional
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>>3947913
>>3951587
Linking Mark's sheet.
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Rolled 57, 44, 82, 26, 4, 11, 70, 19, 60, 73, 81, 20, 8, 30, 25, 15, 66, 74, 95, 5 = 865 (20d100)

>>3951946

"Clara, let's not antagonize the local law enforcement." I advise, worried our entire familia could get in trouble from that. Unfortunately no matter how I look at it, another class change is too risky if it brings one of those angels here. As uncomfortable as I am being a demonologist, I think I'll have to stick with it... Nope, can't do it. "Kek, please remove the blessing of the Demonologist class. I'll just go without a class if changing again will get me in trouble. Maybe there's a way to learn magic normally, but regardless there's too many things I'm uncomfortable with about being a Demonologist. Between needing to spill my own blood and enslaving another being to my will, it just doesn't sit right with me." I explain with a sigh. Hopefully I could find some trainers in this city for combat and/or magic while I try to shop for the wand, slippers, and magnifying glass. Once my class is removed, I head back into town to try and shop for Clara's suggestions as well as ask about for any training available.
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>>3951940
24 rations
12 torches
5
8 daggers
4 rope darts
8 pitons
1 brace
600ft of rope
4 backpacks
A razor and mirror (Shaving has been rough.)

I happily discuss philosophy and the virtues of the harlequin aesthetic with Loki, and I was just about to mention my shy younger brother before this retarded triangle elemental starts screeching.

I mentally brace myself for an agonizing conversation with an insufferable lawfag.

"You are mistaken Elohiem, my brother has committed no crime, as he lacks the ability to violate the divine mandate and does not possess a cheat of his own."

Do I get Fighting skill with my class? I've done well in combat thus far. Owen is actually my brother and is close enough to me to have the same id at times. He told me he's not talking much because he's new.
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Rolled 30, 53, 19, 89, 61, 32, 66, 74, 54, 39, 100, 51, 2, 64, 69, 62, 22, 66, 84, 39 = 1076 (20d100)

>>3952062
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Rolled 97, 59, 30, 35, 84, 63, 33, 93, 35, 83 = 612 (10d100)

>>3952041
Uuhhh Is this thing on??
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>>3952096
triangle man wat do?
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>>3952120
Probably gonna sleep soonish, see you in the morn
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>>3951485
In thread #2, Wade was rather successful with his spells, until he died in a duel against a veteran sorcerer. In thread #3, Dante was even better and never failed, I think.
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>>3952136
Everytime I've seen a sorcerer try to fight in Mythic, it has been functionally identical to watching someone try to imagine that they're casting spells.
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>>3952056

Q: Does Kek understand William's decision?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds)
Roll: 82
A: No
Q: Can he find a trainer in this town, that doesn't require Adventurer's Guild membership?
Odds: Very Unlikely (per previous posts)
Roll: 26
A: No (almost)
Q: Do the girls spend their money on clothes?
Odds: ?
Roll: 4
A: Critical Yes
They spend all of their money on it
Q: Do they ask for more money from William?
Odds: ?
Roll: 11
A: Yes
Random event: double digits rolled under CL
Roll: 70
A: PC Positive
Rolls: 19, 60
A: Waste of Misfortune
Waste of Misfortune = a wasted class change
Actually, he can become an angelologist

Kek is getting really annoyed. "William, William, William. What's the issue here? How many of my wonderful gifts are you going to waste?"

Clara takes a deep breath. "KEK-SAMA, I don't like this at all. How can you get mad at William-chi? Isn't he just the best human friend of ours? He's the only one who's played with me so far." She pleads, with a hint of anxiety in her voice.

"Hmm. Maybe you are right." Kek puts his paws on his temples, meaning that he's thinking hard. "William, if you use your blood ritual magic to summon an angel, then you could change your class from demonologist to angelologist. That would be a complete reversal of your class, but it would be completely natural. How about you give it a try?"

Angelologist: A mage who studies angels and makes pacts with them. The summoning ritual is simple, you just have to draw a pentagram on the floor with scented oils, and recite a simple prayer of your choice, and an angel that matches your magic level will answer your call. Moreover, you will be able to cast generic spells related to the concept of purification.

(From the rolls above, there are no trainers available to someone who doesn't have an Adventurer's Guild rank.)

Meanwhile, Abigail, Catia and Aimee come back from their shopping spreed, giggling. With the money that William gave them, they bought new clothes, purses, shoes and decorative stuffed animals. Abigail mentions that she spent 10 copper on bras, 10 copper on underwear and 15 copper on makeup. Catia, who's a tomboy, got a new, shorter haircut, and she asks William if she looks good. Aimee is more efficient, and she asks William for more money, so that she can get a pedicure.
Here are the costs for the items from the indoor market.

Wand of electricity (10 charges): 54 gold
Slippers: 2 copper
Magnifying glass: 7 iron
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Rolled 5, 69, 64, 87, 45, 95, 34, 18, 61, 98, 69, 84, 87, 71, 64, 20, 76, 99, 97, 82 = 1325 (20d100)

>>3952159

Kek being annoyed with me was, actually, completely understandable. Still, I was thankful for Clara's intervention.

Angelologist, huh? Sounds goo-wait a second, if the angels of law here are terrifying jerks, then couldn't I end up with something just as bad!? Then again, Clara is a demon and is fairly kind, it's more the slave collar and needing to cut myself that I had issues with, which this class apparently avoids entirely.

It's basically an aesthetic change until we get to purification magic, which would actually be useful in entirely different ways from corruption. I guess it's worth a try. As soon as I become a recognized adventurer however, I'll be working on gaining strength that's under my own power. My problem here is the same as with my last class, and the Priest class I originally considered: ultimately all my strength comes from the whims of someone else. I'll have to fix that later on.

I was happy to see the girls return with smiles on their faces. After our time in Wadirma we could all use a vacation, but hearing how they had spent all their money on comforts instead of anything useful for the upcoming dungeon was... concerning.

And Aimee even asked me for more money!

"Unfortunately I can't really spare anything at the moment, I'm still trying to secure supplies for my new class and our trip to the dungeon. Don't want a repeat of last time where we got stuck in the dark." I explained, hoping our shared unpleasant experience of Wadirma's dungeon would convince them to focus on the task at hand.

From there, I found out a wand of electricity was FIFTY-FOUR GOLD, and immediately wrote that off as something I'll never be able to buy. The slippers and magnifying glass were nice, and I also bought one extra set of clothes, two torches, and a pack for carrying more supplies myself with ease while dungeon crawling. Of course, I also bought some scented oils, and once I was back in my room (who was my roommate anyway?) I began drawing a pentagram on the floor.

"Okay, time to test this out." I said, taking a deep breath as I got on my knees and clasped my hands together in prayer. "I pray today to beseech the angels of this world for aid. If it is your will, please come down to earth to aid my friends and I in our endeavors, that we may return from the dungeon safely, and grow in strength and wisdom. Amen." Ultimately I figured praying to another god or goddess was a no go, as they would likely have a familia of their own in this city, but surely there was an angel of some uninvolved god, or one unaffiliated with any gods themselves, that would be willing to help out.

Really, I had no idea what I was doing, but I had to try.
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>>3952062
>>3952074
>Do I get Fighting skill with my class?
Unless I've missed a post, you're still a warrior. The priestess Emiya got the armsmaster's class, but you didn't.


Q: Can Chase convince the inevitable that he's innocent?
Charisma: Average
Difficulty: High - 2 RS (that argument could be true, theorically) = Average
Roll: 30
A: Yes

"Mode: hostile. Processing gene-sharing and low ability information. Immediate termination paused." Judge Uks' head tilts left and right as he's processing the new data provided by Chase. "Mode: unfriendly. Target moved from kill list to watchlist. I'm watching you, Criminal Owen. I will be back." The Varakhut starts teleporting away. Loki quickly jumps on a whipped cream pie and throw it toward the triangle creature. It flies off and lands right in its face. "You're not welcome in this god's palace, faggot."
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Rolled 96, 81, 36, 29, 31, 13, 26, 52, 25, 53, 58, 14, 89, 49, 4, 42, 95, 84, 83, 3 = 963 (20d100)

I say to uks,"And what cheat do I possess?"
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Also me and Chase aren't the same dude Chase is my brother that introduced me to this and I don't talk much because I don't really know what the hell I'm doing
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Rolled 13, 27, 11, 11, 67, 94, 73, 97, 80, 69, 55, 8, 29, 1, 66, 13, 23, 69, 1, 80 = 887 (20d100)

I say to Loki,"What the hell was that all about?."
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Rolled 1, 58, 24, 74, 66, 100, 8, 62, 67, 4, 21, 44, 75, 88, 57, 1, 4, 97, 70, 8 = 929 (20d100)

>>3952209
"Just some schizophrenic lawdrone. Severe mental illness plauges most law elementals."

>>3952197
"Well that's a load of bullshit, Owen wasn't even with my batch. Well, I'm sure Shi's going to spend all night jerking it to his little geaslut, how about you give Owen his class so we can get some training done before the delve. Unless you have something else to discuss, I'll be out in the yard practicing my throws."

I'm gonna go out in the yard and practice throwing my daggers at whatever detritus makes for suitable targets.
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Rolled 52, 58, 36, 25, 34, 60, 64, 81, 5, 90, 5, 75, 30, 69, 58, 49, 29, 85, 13, 86 = 1004 (20d100)

"Yeah I'd like to get my class so I can train a bit so im not completely useless when we do whatever we're gonna do."
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>>3952191
Q: Does the ritual work, even though William doesn't use blood?
Odds: Very Unlikely
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Instantaneous change
Q: Does he summon a female demon?
Odds: ?
Roll: 64
A: No
Q: Describe
Rolls: 87, 45
A: Work hard of Illness
A healing angel
Q: Can William understand his language?
Odds: ?
Roll: 95
A: Critical No
The angel is mute
>>3952209
Q: What does Loki answer Owen?
Rolls: 11, 11 (holy rolls)
A: Persecute of Emotions
The inevitables are persecuting him
>>3951425
Q: What class does Loki give to Owen?
Rolls: 63, 71
A: Ambush of A representative
Assassin
>>3952232
Q: Is Chase decent at throwing the daggers?
Any Weapon: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 1
A: Critical Yes

>>3952191
A bright light appear in the center of the pentagram. As the light rises in an oval shape, it bends over to the left to form the letter K. The angel Kustel appears, surrounded by a circle of smoke. He does not say his name, but you intuitively know it. The light slowly reaches the opening of the pentagram, passing through the angel's two wings. The angel becomes more visible and then the light disappears. He has blue, compassionate eyes and a long, flowing beard. The angel remains silent, almost in awe. Kustel slowly moves his head to the right. His wings open, revealing long, white crescent-shaped feathers. He's an angel of healing who can heal by touching the body of the wounded. Also, he has made a vow of silence, and does not speak. You feel relaxed in his presence.

>>3952209
>I say to Loki,"What the hell was that all about?."
"Well, I thought you were a clone of Chase, I didn't realize you were actually his brother. Clones, alternate reality selves and the likes are viewed as cheats in this town. I don't care very much about it. However, what is worrysome is that as soon as I mentioned it, that law creature appeared. It shows that this trailer is bugged... We better get a new Familia house as soon as possible." He smiles wickedly. "I have a plan for that."

>>3952370
>Yeah I'd like to get my class so I can train a bit
"Okay, I'll give you the assassin class. With this class, you will gain the the power to vanish into shadows when you want to hide. This will be very useful if the law creatures come back to harrass us more. Moreover, you will obtain new knowledge about poison which will appear in your memory instantaneously. Make good use of it."

>Owen gains the skill Hide in Shadows: Average rank
>Owen gains the skill Knowlege(Poison): Average rank
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>>3951935
I refuse to sell my potions to the alchemist. I buy 10 Daggers, 20 rations, grappling hook, 2 lamps, 10 pain killers, sturdy leather backpack, mirror, compass, and lock picks 32 pc from the adventurers shop. I give 5 daggers and 5 pain killers to Emiya. I go to a sorcerer shop with Emiya.


Also please post what a sorcerer class does. You never posted the description after I picked it.
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>>3952462
I give one lamp to Emiya.
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>>3952462

>Also please post what a sorcerer class does.
I missed that you had picked it. You can cast any spell that you can think of. The more powerful the spell is, the more difficult it is to cast. When you want to cast a spell, all you have to do is picture an image of the spell in your mind. This technique is called: visualization.

>I go to a sorcerer shop with Emiya.
The lighting changes gradually as you enter the sorcerer shop. The atmosphere is absolutely psychedelic. The ceilling is illuminated and pulsates. Your gaze is captured by a series of electric lights with rotating panels. This is the shop of a sorcerer of the electricity element.

handmade neon necklace: 7 iron
fluorescent skull amulet: 1 copper
ancient engraved ring of steel: 1 copper
thunder symbol pendant: 2 copper
sparkling meditation candles: 2 copper
antidote: 5 silver
healing potion: 7 silver
strong healing potion: 4 gold
Potion of Introspection: 4.5 gold
Potion of Strength: 4.5 gold
potion of Dexterity: 5 gold
Potion of Free Movement: 7 silver
Potion of Defense: 7 gold
Potion of Luck: 10 gold
Potion of Haste: 10 gold
Potion of Rage: 10 gold
Potion of Resist Electricity: 4 gold
Arrow of Electricity: 15 copper
Dagger of Electricity: 33 gold
Wand of Electricity (10 charges): 54 gold

>Shi gains the Spellcasting skill: Willpower rank
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>>3952504
Can I use my IQ instead of willpower for spellcasting.
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>>3952504
How much better is a strong healing potion than a normal healing potion.
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>>3952514
You're not a wizard Shi. You're going to need some actual knowledge of metamagic if you want to be an Int caster.
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>>3952528
What if I just use magic to become a wizard.
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>>3952455
"So, Kek, If I only change my class once, I won't get the law coming after me, correct? If so, Roll on the wheel again, If not, I'm going after a trainer. Or maybe Chase, he's probably better than most out there."
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Rolled 39, 98, 92, 63, 48, 62, 97, 44, 27, 9, 2, 79, 41, 87, 60, 87, 18, 93, 100, 93 = 1239 (20d100)

>>3952566
Ie, I'm going after a trainer and if I can't find one I'm tracking down Chase and begging him to train me.
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>>3952514
No. Using different stats for spellcasting would be an advanced class.

>>3952527
*Normal healing potion heals 1 point of damage
*Strong healing potion heals all damage

And you basically have 2-3 HP in the Mythic system.

>>3952556
That's possible. But if the difficulty of the spell is high, your chance of getting a critical fail is higher than getting a success. I'm sure there are countless other ways to break the rules. William changed his class from demonologist to angelologist by getting a beneficial random event.
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Rolled 71, 53, 17, 98, 49, 62, 13, 78, 24, 48, 73, 59, 69, 76, 89, 36, 53, 56, 6, 44 = 1074 (20d100)

>>3952455
From my last post:
>The slippers and magnifying glass were nice, and I also bought one extra set of clothes, two torches, and a pack for carrying more supplies myself with ease while dungeon crawling. Of course, I also bought some scented oils,
How much did that all cost?

Amazed that it worked so well the first time, I'm silent for a moment before quickly getting to my feet and giving a bow.

"Thank you for answering my call for help, Kustel," I say, rising back up from the bow before continuing, "your healing magic will definitely come in handy. Abigail is a priest of Aphrodite, but I'm not sure what her powers are yet, and if she lost focus in the middle of a fight..." I trailed off, "I'll be relying on you to help keep them and myself alive. Oh! I know you took an oath of silence, but can you read and write? If you have any requests for equipment let me know, or if you answered my summons on accident, let me know that too. I don't want to force anyone here against their will." I explain, looking for materials Kustel could use to write with. Remembering my actual class was 'Demonologist', I was wary about accidentally doing the same to angels as I was supposedly able to do to demons, that is, binding them to my will without their consent. The last thing I wanted was to be like Luqman and his gang.
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>>3952582
Can I drink more than one potion at a time.
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>>3952603
I would assume you COULD, but not that you SHOULD.
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Rolled 59, 75, 77, 89, 47, 42, 70, 71, 14, 19, 7, 78, 62, 21, 15, 89, 6, 80, 44, 43 = 1008 (20d100)

I say to Loki,"I don't appear to have any poisons on me so I might need to go shopping but I seem to have left my wallet in the other dimension or whatever."
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After shopping's done, let's circle the wagons and prepare for team Loki's first delve.
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>>3952504
I buy 10 potions of healing. I then go the armourer with Emiya.
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Q: So, Kek, If I only change my class once, I won't get the law coming after me, correct?
Odds: ?
Roll: 39
A: Correct
Q: Roll for new class
Rolls: 98, 92
A: Overthrow of Animals
Beastmaster
Q: Roll for animal companion
Rolls: 63, 48
A: Ambush of Success
An ambush predator
First pic I see is leopard cat https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ambush_predator
Q: Do the creatures of law attack? (As Kek's answers don't seem very reliable, I roll for it anyway)
Odds: Very Unlikely
Roll: 62
A: No

>"So, Kek, If I only change my class once, I won't get the law coming after me, correct?"

"Yeah, you're fine, don't worry, my child."

Jackson rolls the wheel. The tension is so high that everyone in the room is gasping for air.

"Congratulations, Jackson! You are now a beastmaster. You get a leopard cat as companion, as well as the Wild Empathy skill, and the ability to speak with all cats."

A leopard cat appears in the room. Its spotted fur is eerily bright with flecks of pink and white. Its ears are sagged. The little creature is an extremely fierce predator. When it attacks it tears through thick forest and farmland, devouring all mice in its path. It used to live in a bush for shelter, before Kek teleported it. Nyah.

>Animal companion gained: leopard cat
>Cat language skill gained: rank Average
>Wild Empathy skill gained: rank Average
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>>3952670
Ey OP can I ask when i would be joining?
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>>3952670
Pat Larry, as that is now his name, ask if I can learn other animal languages, and also where a place I could earn some money might be, either menial labor, woodworking, or, of course, a pet shop or something of the sort.

Also, Larry, what's your opinion on dogs?
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>>3952681
You're already here nigga.
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>>3952635
We're gonna be offing eachother befire we enter the dungeon.
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Rolled 42, 2, 63, 61, 17, 23, 1, 17, 56, 78, 96, 90, 97, 61, 8, 97, 79, 3, 46, 15 = 952 (20d100)

>>3952682
Also, ask if there is someone I could learn combat from, as although I may have the very basics and 3 no holds barred spars under my belt, that's not enough to survive.
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>>3952670
OP can we reroll the class loki gives us.
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>>3952686
*Before
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>>3952691
If I don't reroll can I pick an advance magic class.
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>>3952707
You're not going to finangal your way into an Int caster Shi, you already got a class and I don't want anymore wannabe modrons showing up. Abide your shittyness and move on.
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Rolled 59, 65, 82, 33, 18, 13, 76, 45, 14, 3 = 408 (10d100)

>>3952683
>>3952670
Um I look at where I am and try using my cheats if it still works in this realm
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I have to go to bed so I can't post answers anymore for today. I'm in the GMT time zone.

The Familia War >>3947911 will begin tomorrow, so make sure to choose your class and describe what items you want to buy. In Devapura you can mostly find anything and I'll tell you how much it costs. I suggest that you help your team mates out if possible, because if they suck or drop out, you're in trouble.

>>3952681
You're in the game. Either you're still in the central plaza waiting for a god to pick you, or in Loki's trailer. Your choice.

>>3952603
If you mean, drinking them in the same action post, you can. There are no rounds in Mythic. If you mean mixing potions together, you can too but we'll roll to see what happens.

>>3952691
>>3952707
You can reroll but it's risky. Jackson just replaced his Fortune-Teller class with Beastmaster >>3952670. You can only choose one of the 4 basic classes or let Loki pick an advanced class for you. You can't choose specifically an advanced magic class.
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>>3952690
Ah ha, critical successes and failures both in abundance.
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>>3951940
Hey Loki I know Ive been silent for this long can I get sum classes too? Your pick obviously but can it be some range dweeb class sort of thing or the kind where i dont do anything thanks

I beam a smile at the guy while saying this.


Sorry for not seeing this post OP just woke up. You can use my roll here
>>3952734
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Rolled 90, 47, 21, 79, 77, 53, 12, 44, 46, 79, 97, 69, 95, 77, 71, 39, 71, 65, 17, 64 = 1213 (20d100)

>>3952744
I tell Emiya to ask Loki for a new class because Armsmaster doesn't suit her.
>Rolling for her new class
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Rolled 29, 75, 72, 58, 71, 52, 85, 42, 19, 2, 45, 21, 77, 19, 9, 99, 1, 91, 2, 20 = 889 (20d100)

I go out onto the streets and become a prostitute for money
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It seems that time keeps getting away from me. It’s a good thing I’m playing this game my way or I’d be in some deep shit.
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>>3952763
I can give you some tits if you want.
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>>3952744
If we're starting with a big bout, I say we trade some of Mark's weapons for some armor. Things are very squishy in Mythic.
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>>3952798
name
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>>3952765
You better pay attention when the fight starts.
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>>3952818
I don’t intend to be anywhere near it. You geniuses can engage in your ultimate fighter showdown complete with swords and magic missiles all you like. I have better things to do than needlessly dashing myself against the rocks.
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>>3952836
We do these things, not because they are easy, but because they make my dick hard.
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>>3952836
It's called gambling you gotta take risks if you wanna succeed in life.
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>>3952841
You’re really going to allow Shi Nye the Science guy to drag you into a pointless fight with no protest, not even a spark of hesitation? On a tactical standpoint you do have the advantage, you have more money and resources than the other side and for all I know it may be an outright slaughter.

From a gameplay and narrative perspective however, doing so would only devolve the thread. Once most of the sentient players are out what are you going to do? By that point you can either blaze through the dungeon or get killed in it. With this setting’s extremely limited scope and scale there won’t be much to do if you mindlessly stick to the script.
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>>3952858
It’s not gambling if the outcome is well known. Barring several horrible rolls (which I know won’t happen to any of you) you’ll reduce your enemies to cadavers within a hour or two in-game.
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>>3952860
I agree that this plot is pretty damn lame but sometimes you're just not playing for an engaging story.

Sometimes you play for that very particular flavor of erotic roleplay wherein you penetrate several naive young children in front of a giant crowd of people.
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>>3952867
Oi aren't we going to be their enemies? (I mean, Ari is at least, right? I get you managed to loophole out of it) why you telling them they're gonna kill all of us? Don't you want Ari to live?
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>>3952879
Well, barring magical intervention, people die when they are killed William.
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>>3952879
If it makes you feel she will become my zombie sex slave after I've bleached her insides.
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>>3952883
I don't remember whether or not we are in the same Familia, but I will forcibly introduce you to the sharp side of my axe and feed you to Larry If I catch you doing as such no matter whose side you're on.
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>>3952883
You don't have to be so brusque about it Shi; it's extremely uncouth.
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>>3952883
*feel better
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>>3952888
We'll see about that. I doubt you and your pussy will lay so much as a finger on me before you are set on fire both inside and out.
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>>3952896
Effective spellcasting, in my Mythic? It's less likely than you think.
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>>3952902
OP said spell casting has been very effective in his quest. So I doubt i'll have to much trouble especially with my luck.
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>>3952903
Whatever you say Mr. Average Will. That said, I'm sorry team Kek but if there's no resurrection safety net Ari is going to have to say arrivederci when it's time to fight.
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>>3952878
I doubt you’ll be doing any of that, Dave. I don’t need a sprawling, intricate story but if you follow Shi’s lead this whole thing will become a slog with extra grind at a very slow pace.

>>3952879
If she dies, she dies. In all seriousness I’ll try to keep her out of the massacre as best as possible but I don’t control her. She’s very likely to heed my warnings but we’ll see what happens. As for the fight itself William, you’re at a huge disadvantage. In a straight up fight one member of the Loki crew is worth at least 1-3 members of the Kek squad. They have better weapons, proper armor, and magic on their side. You’re pretty much the mvp given your angel summoning skills. A summon killed off Wade fairly easily so if you can pick off a few of their number (preferably in an enclosed space) you might give as good as you get. Tactics aside, things aren’t looking good for you in any tangible facet of battle aside from the numbers advantage.
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OP can I use wisdom for casting. Visualization is more about your wisdom than willpower. To properly visualize somthing you need to be have the knowledge and experience to think of somthing vivid and detailed these are qualties of wisdom. Willpower is about controlling and restraing one's self which is the antithesis of the vivid imagination need for visualization. Thus I think you should let me use wisdom instead of willpower for casting.
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>>3952896
I certainly doubt you can cast a spell once an angry cat is turning your face to hamburger
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>>3952910
If I were following Who's lead I would be robbing convenience stores and publishing prizewinning research papers.

I'm a person that genuinely enjoys fighting, and even if most of Kek's team are total pushovers there are a few things worth killing. Not to mention angels. Fucking angels. I would never pass up an opportunity to kill some of those pricks.
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>>3952919
>>3952920
Jackson has the reason it's Will right here. You have to hold a complex spell pattern in your mind while in the midst of a deadly brawl to the death. It's about retaining composure and exerting your will on the world. Anyone can imagine a fireball, it takes willpower to make one real.
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>>3952920
I doubt you pussy can scratch me when it's limbs are torn off and then reattached by force.
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>>3952929
*your
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>>3952929
Start small, think Forcebolt, or Ray of Frost.
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>>3952798
>>3952802
Uuuuh trade? Ow shit am I a shopkeeper now?
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Which one of guys want to drink the potions of small change.
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>>3952910
Dang. All I wanted was to have comfy fantasy adventures. I didn't want to get enslaved in a desert and have to kill people, only to get stuck in a dungeon then teleported to a city where I'm going to have to kill or be killed by other people.

Kek's an asshole.
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>>3952937
Well, you have a ton of high quality weapons and no armor, it makes sense to go trade up some of the excess so we can have armor. Armor is supposedly really good, and I'd rather not walk into the Arena or Dungeon wearing a blue hoodie and jeans.
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>>3952670
I ask Loki to identify my potions and powders.
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>>3952941
Chaos gods aren't the nicest people.
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>>3952744
Just a question, Kek said that he hopes to never be involved in a familia war, so I'm confused as to why one is going to happen tomorrow, especially considering that there hasn't been any real interfaction conflict. I thought we would start with dungeon shit and then escalate if conflict occurred later on.

I'm sorry to say but this fight is going to be an absolute massacre in our current state. I think we should have some PvE before team Kek get's thrown into the meatgrinder like a newly formed Planetary Defense Force.
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>>3952964
Team kek has numbers i think the teams are fairly balanced. We should just start the fight after everyone has gotten their gear.
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>>3952944
You're wearing some winter clothes, dude.
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>>3952970
*I
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>>3952925
Well, have your fun. I would be cautious around the angels however. I doubt you leave a one on one fight with them unscathed or even in one piece.

>>3952941
I wasn’t on board with this either. In fact I think only Anonknight outright approved of this change and he didn’t really have a strong opinion on the matter.
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>>3952970
Numbers is a bit of a tenuous advantage in Mythic, as there's not a standardized action economy and people can go down very easily.

>>3952972
I'm not going to wear arctic slushwading gear into a gladiatorial deathmatch. We still have the clothes we died in.
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>>3952981
Yup, and I promptly died from excitement after winning a series of duels. you presumably had a heart attack.


Goodnight everyone, except for you Shi, you degenerate.
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>>3952995
What are you going on about Jackson? We all died together in a freak combine harvester accident.
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>>3952995
Oh, you mean the other quest, we're actually on loan for a bit while our usual Chaos Frog Demiurge is busy.
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I'm so dead
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>>3953110
Just drink my small changing potions and you might survive. I'll give them to you for free.
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Im probably just gonna sneak around everywhere and sling random poisons at the enemy
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>>3953113
Don't give drugs to my little brother, Shi.
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>>3953143
Plenty of drugs have postive effects. Don't insult them all just because a few can kill you.
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>>3953151
Nice try, but I'm still not letting you give Owen mutagenic elixers.
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>>3953153
I prefer to call them itty bitty gentic changies.
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>>3953159
Is that what the kids are calling them these days?
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>>3953172
It's like a cotton candy vape except somtimes good for you.
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>>3953175
Shi, I can respect the risky playstyle mutations offer but it's irresponsible to to treat your body like a Nethack character.
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>>3953183
Well if can't pump your brother full of drugs i'll just have to give to Emiya.
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>>3953196
Are those approved for animal testing?
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Rolled 56, 7, 38, 45, 20, 69, 4, 36, 34, 66, 64, 57, 78, 96, 6, 100, 34, 48, 50, 64 = 972 (20d100)

I go up to Emiya and say "I have these small changing potions. That are likely to cause postive, or neutral effects, and unlikey to cause harmful effects. We're gonna need to be a lot stronger for our trip so you should take 2."

Rolling to see if Emiya does the drugs and the effects they have on her.
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>>3953212
That's animal abuse Shi. That poor poor sow.
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>>3953221
You tried to fuck a literal dog girl before so don't give me that shit.
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>>3953231
Izumo is a human with some animal traits, Mashita is a cockbrained sow that happens to possess a human body.
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>>3953246
You're just salty you couldn't get laid.
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OP what counts as a powerful spell. Like if I were to cast a dnd level one spell would they all be on the same rank of difficulty to cast.
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>>3953255
Corporate espionage notwithstanding, the implication that I give a shit about your meatdrone is ridiculous. I prefer to get laid on merits other than invasive geases.
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>>3953269
My pickup line was a critical success and so was her acceptance. I would have banged the preistess with or without my cheat.
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I'm going to bed.
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All right, I'm processing the posts.
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>>3953461
On fucking punchcards apparently.
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>>3951449
Q: Roll for Anon's class?
Rolls: 30, 45
A: Break of Illness
priest
>>3952590
Q: Can you read and write?
Odds: ?
Roll: 17
A: Yes
Q: Is he allowed to write?
Odds: ?
Roll: 98
A: Critical No
>>3952633
Q: Does Loki have a poison collection?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 77
A: No
Q: Did Loki collect poison from "The Punishment of Loki"?
Odds: ?
Roll: 89
A: No
Q: Roll for poison information
Knowledge(Poison): Average
Difficulty: Low (basic poison)
Roll: 59
A: Success
>>3952690
Q: Can Kek answer his questions?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 63
A: No
Q: Can Larry answer his questions?
Odds: ?
Roll: 61
A: No
Q: Does Larry like dogs?
Odds: ?
Roll: 17
A: Yes
Q: Does Kek like the idea of a pet shop?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 23
A: Yes
>>3952734
Q: Can Mark use his cheats?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 59
A: No
Q: What class does Loki give Mark?
Rolls: 82, 33
A: Activity of Lies
Con Artist
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>>3952758
Q: Rolling for her new class
Rolls: 21, 79
A: Release of Vehicle
Rolls: 77, 53
A: Deceive of Home
Release vehicles of their treasures and rob homes: thief
Q: Does the class change attract an inevitable?
Odds: Very Unlikely
Roll: 90 (1st roll)
A: Critical No
>>3952763
Q: Is Owen successful in his new profession?
Beauty: Minuscule
Difficulty: High
Roll: 29
A: No
Q: Does he attract attention from Ishtar's Familia for stealing her turf?
Odds: ?
Roll: 72
A: No
>>3953212
Rolling for potions
Rolls: 38, 45
A: Inform of Illness
Potion of Cure Illness
Rolls: 20, 69
A: Truce of Wounds
Potion of Healing
Rolls: 4, 36
A: Fight of Bureaucracy
Potion of Resist Law
Rolls: 34, 66
A: Lie of Fears
Potion of Resist Fear
Rolls: 57, 78
Q: Does the powder regenerate mana?
Odds: ?
Roll: 96
A: Critical No
Rolls: 6, 100
A: Triumph of Information
Powder of Detect Invisibility
Q: Does Emiya drink the potion?
Odds: ?
Roll: 7 (2nd roll)
A: Critical Yes
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>>3951449
My apologies, I had missed your post.
You will be a priest, a champion of a deity of your choice (by default: Kek).

>>3952590
>How much did that all cost?
One set of clothes = 5 copper
Two torches = 2 iron
Pack = 8 copper
Scented oil flask (lavender) = 3 copper
Scented oil flask (peppermint) = 2 copper

>Can you read and write?
He doesn't answer, but he put his hand on your shoulders. Energy flows through you, and you feel the energy coalesce from within. Your mind is flooded with a strong, healthy energy. Your eyes open wide as the corruption of your previous class leaves your body.

>>3952633
Loki hands you a rusty dagger and a small vial of poison. "I'm not rolling on money myself. Use those precious items wisely."

Knowledge(Poison): You sniff the vial of poison and identify it as a basic, low-grade poison but still dangerous. Use Caution. Apply this poison on your blade or through your opponent's orifices and it will paralyze them for a short period of time. It's a mix of curare and deadly spider venom.

>>3952682
>Ask if I can learn other animal languages
Neither Kek nor Larry knows. But it's likely that you can speak the dog language due to your affinity with them. You would have to find one to know for certain.

>Also, ask if there is someone I could learn combat from
Kek doesn't know and doesn't care about this subject.

>Where a place I could earn some money
Kek doesn't know very much about menial labor or other earthly topics either. He says that the best place to earn some quick money is the Danjon. However, the concept of a pet shop catches his interest. He says that the Familia should run an animal shelter specifically for frogs, wolves (Ari) and cats (Larry).

>Also, Larry, what's your opinion on dogs?
Larry has a strong Italian accent and he rolls the R's when speaking. "I like all animals. I only attack and eat them when I'm hungry. If you give me milk everyday, I'll be very happy-nya."

>>3952734
>I am and try using my cheats if it still works
Your cheats do not work inside of this city.

>Hey Loki I know Ive been silent for this long can I get sum classes too?
"Yes, I give you the Con Artist class. This is a class where you don't do anything except scam others out of their money. If your party members complain, you can just scam them repeatedly until they forget about it. I think that it will suit you very well. Needless to say, it's also part of my own skill set."
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>>3952758
Loki takes Emiya's clown nose and throws it on the floor, in a fit of anger. "I gave you a clown nose, a symbol of fun and impermanence. I gave you a good advanced class, and you rejected. You rejected the blessing of a god, no less. I feel degraded. Don't think I'm taking this lightly. This time, you will be a simple thief."

"Sorry... I didn't mean to offend you. It's just that I'm just more or less... scared of fighting." Emiya blushes, leaning back. "I'm sorry."

>>3952763
>I go out onto the streets and become a prostitute for money
His potential customers all look like cheap, poorly dressed loser clods. Despite this, he's not successful working as a prostitute because he just doesn't have what it takes.

>>3952919
>Visualization is more about your wisdom than willpower.
Chase answered well.

>I ask Loki to identify my potions and powders.

Potion of Cure Illness: One piss-yellow and sizzling potion that feels almost boiling through the dark-tinted glass
Potion of Resist Fear: Two purple and syrupy potions that seem to be much closer to jello than any water
Potion of Resist Law: Two small potions that change heat and colour every second, hidden behind the rest
Powder of Detect Invisibility: Two small, brown bags filled with pouches of a shimmering, multicoloured powder
Potion of Healing: One green and bubbling potion that seem to warm his hand through the glass

Potion of Cure Illness: cures all illnesses that are not supernatural in nature
Potion of Resist Fear: + 2 RS to resist fear, lasts one hour
Potion of Resist Law: : + 2 RS to resist law, lasts one hour
Powder of Detect Invisibility: invisible opponents are detected in a 20' radius
Potion of Healing: heals 1 RS of damage

>>3953212
Emiya gladly drinks the Potion of Resist Law because anything that you gift to her is a treasure.
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>>3949176
>AnonKnight gains the "Spellcasting" skill: Wisdom rank

>>3948096
>William gains the Strength "Angel Summoning"
>William gains the Skill "Purification Magic" with a rank equal to his Willpower score

>>3951587
>Mark's Charisma boosted to High
>Mark gains the skill Con Artist: rank Average
>Mark gains the skill Bluff: rank Average

>>3949531
>Emiya's Agility and Dexterity boosted to Above Average
>Emiya gains the Stealth, Sleight of Hand and Lockpicking skills: Average rank

>>3948980
Jackson
>Animal companion gained: leopard cat
>Cat language skill gained: rank Average
>Wild Empathy skill gained: rank Average
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The crowd inside of Ganesha's Colosseum is hysterical, screaming, cheering, crying, clapping, banging pots and pans. The crowd reaches a frenzy at the sight of 3,500 Vedic soldiers dressed in full armor: the elite army of Ganesha, the elephant god. At the moment, everyone is drunk on wine and soma. The pagan gods are sitting there laughing, drinking out of crystal cups, and conversing with the young warriors, waiting for the next battle. Behind them, the music is slowly getting louder. Suddenly, dozen of people appear in the middle of the arena, confused, unprepared. Some of them were still shopping, others were napping or working in the streets. Those are the players who have been caught in the schemes of the frog gods Kek and Loki, who hold a Familia War on a monthly basis just for fun.

In a Familia War, the loser must give to the winner anything that they request. Sometimes, this is deadly for the gods, and they are sent back to Heaven. However, this is also the major form of entertainment in the city of Devapura. You are to slaughter the other team, until only one team remains.

Rules:
1) Teleportation in and out of the arena is blocked
2) If the participants take too long to kill each other, monsters will be summoned inside of the arena
3) The arena might be configured with other magical properties, which are up to the participants to discover

TEAM KEK
Ari, thief-sorcerer
William, angelologist
Abigail, priestess
Catia, fighter
Aimee, fighter
Kustel, angel of healing
Jackson, beastmaster
Larry, leopard cat
Anon, priest

TEAM LOKI
Shi, sorcerer
Emiya, priestess-thief
Chase, warrior
Owen, assassin
Mark, con artist
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Rolled 65, 96, 100, 17, 19, 81, 97, 4, 58, 12, 16, 49, 15, 95, 69, 98, 20, 24, 4, 87 = 1026 (20d100)

After paying for the rope darts and heading out, I arrive at a blacksmith’s shop. I approach the smith and ask him about the relationship between materials and enchantments. I ask him if there are any particular metals which magic works well with and how mixing said metals with more mundane ones would affect the results. Finally, I ask him how much it would cost to coat a weapon in any specific material.
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>>3953523
I never even got a lockpicking boost for my class. I’ve been more or less unintentionally sandbagging this whole time. I’m working on rectifying this issue entirely but that boost would be appreciated.
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Rolled 74, 12, 91, 30, 60, 44, 35, 95, 77, 20, 74, 69, 36, 64, 98, 56, 63, 91, 62, 59 = 1210 (20d100)

I go and hide inside Chase's Shadow and follow him around
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>>3953524
“Jesus Christ thats a lot of people on their side”

I wave my artifact sword menacingly hoping the fear to anger effect might scare the other teams players away

“Scram asshats! Also toss me dem gold coins and your stuff because I told you so, might help me decide not to chop you in half”
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>>3953524
How are we positioned? Just in a two opposing mobs? In any sense, I'll form a line with Mark to protect the casters, and assume a defensive stance. I will counter attack anything that gets close.
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Rolled 67, 3, 88, 67, 40, 46, 92, 86, 91, 4, 82, 87, 77, 81, 29, 81, 98, 76, 32, 41 = 1268 (20d100)

>>3953531
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>>3953531
I think Im gonna die tho, I mean i dont even have armor fuck, here is me hoping they just drop their stuff and run
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Rolled 38, 75, 23, 15, 65, 1, 39, 4, 57, 11, 4, 91, 6, 62, 30, 66, 47, 3, 52, 37 = 726 (20d100)

>>3953530
Fack heres my roll
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>>3953534
Stand and deliver brother, they have casters that can't cast and fighters that can't fight. Their heavy hitter is a fucking leopard, the weakest of all predatory felines.
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>>3953527
That's because you got the obsolete version with Hide in Shadows. You were the first thief of the world. I'm thinking about using a point system so that the players can choose in which class-related skills they put points in. There's a Mythic chapter dedicated to it. The gods will allow a reroll after the War. Quickly pledge your allegiance to Kek, jump in the arena, and you could benefit from it too.

>>3953531
Yes, just two opposing mobs.
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>>3953283
When you wake up, I recommend charging your spells so they're more reliable.
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Rolled 50, 64, 25, 26, 83, 30, 32, 16, 19, 100, 85, 84, 25, 97, 94, 67, 35, 32, 86, 31 = 1081 (20d100)

>>3953521

Huh, damn, I have no idea what was wrong with me before, but that healing was awesome, I feel refreshed and ready to take on the world!

"Okay, I'll get the girls, and we'll hit the dungeons!" I say, when suddenly I find myself standing in one side of a giant arena.

>>3953524
Oh, it's a familia war, now I'm expected to kill people in another god's familia, because... Kek finds it fun? Wasn't he going on about wanting to avoid this earlier? This doesn't make any- oh wait. Kek lied, didn't he?

Well, if I get out of here, the first thing I'm doing is getting the fuck out of Kek's familia, my only regret is that it won't really hurt Kek in any way, and I'd really like to punch him in the face right now.

Well, maybe the other team is as reluctant to fight as I am-

>“Scram asshats! Also toss me dem gold coins and your stuff because I told you so, might help me decide not to chop you in half”

Okay, negotiating seems off the table.

"As much as I'd love not to be here, it doesn't seem like we can choose to leave. I'm really sorry that we have to fight!" I say to the opposing team. These people aren't Luqman and his gang, they haven't done anything to offend me, but...

"I really hate this, but it's kill or be killed right now. Abigail, work with Kustel on healing and support, Catia, Aimee, I switched my class so I can't fight as well as you two anymore, but if you'll take the front line I'll join you anyway." I say, unsheathing my Scimitar. I couldn't think of any offensive use for purification magic off the top of my head, which meant random sword swinging was gonna have to work. "Ari, and the rest of you I never got to talk to, I trust you all know what you're doing. Good luck!" I say to my teammates as I move forward to at least be a threatening distraction and do my best to survive.
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Rolled 65, 50, 25, 18, 54, 55, 19, 72, 55, 91, 88, 3, 100, 78, 81, 96, 3, 95, 17, 98 = 1163 (20d100)

I tap Mark on the shoulder and ask,"Hey bro could I use one or two of those daggers?"
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>>3953540
I can understand where your coming from, but being able to break into homes without having to fling yourself through a window like a cannonball sounds like pretty standard facet in a rouge skill set. Like I said before, I’m already working on a work around and I certainly wouldn’t this gore festivalsimply to gain a standard thief skill that can be emulated, developed, or delegated to someone else.
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I'll toss a dagger at Will, before resuming my stance with my sword.

He seems like someone they would be upset to see stabbed.
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>>3953548
Im an armory at this point, have fun and go wild.
>>3953547
“Ugh, just drop your weapons and let us kill you in peace, you’re gonna get resurrected after the match anyway”

I whisper to Owen “Thats how it works right?”
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Rolled 33, 40, 35, 23, 82, 94, 99, 51, 21, 66, 88, 90, 36, 44, 1, 34, 41, 67, 52, 32 = 1029 (20d100)

I shrug,"I sure as hell hope so."
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I grab two daggers and pour half the vial of poison on each
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>>3953571
>>3953555
Also team wtf they have a fucking angel on their team, someone should banish that guy for real. I call nerf on that move Angel dude
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Rolled 67, 15, 78, 41, 58, 88, 57, 29, 2, 84, 95, 95, 37, 73, 8, 64, 50, 79, 39, 81 = 1140 (20d100)

>>3953540
“Your Holiness Kustel, this is a fight between mortals not of your kin nor does this squabble earn you any honor. I hope you find it in you to be fair and just as the virtues taken by your people. In any case, if you do stay loyal to that blasphemer who fettered tour wings for his own whims. Please do resurrect us back as we are only pawns in a larger game. Hope you choose and choose well.
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>>3953582
If Shi wakes up he's welcome to try.
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So are we waiting for more people before we advance the combat? It's going to take forever if we need everyone present for every update.
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>>3953632
I won't wait for everyone. If they are not present, I will roll for their actions.
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>>3952964
>I think we should have some PvE before team Kek get's thrown into the meatgrinder
I would agree. However, the reason that I came up with the concept of Familia War is to make the number of players manageable. QM Frog burnt out because he couldn't keep up with the posts. I know my own limit is 3-4 players. With a war, it drops the number of players but still gives a chance to everyone.

This is a one shot to test out a multiplayer game that doesn't drive the QM crazy. The simplest setting: one town, one dungeon. The good news is that I set the bar so low, and even held a twerk challenge, that anyone could do a better job as a QM. The losing team could make their own thread.

Ideally, players could jump from thread to thread with their inventory and NPCs. It means that when a QM disappears, yes, you might lose narrative continuity, but not the efforts you invested into your character. From what I'm reading in /qtg/, disappearing QMs are a recurrent problem. Also, since Mythic is improvised except for the intro, it means that we can have one thread with multiple QMs.

If anyone want to try out co-QMing, you can QM in this thread, I don't mind. Just make a post to notify me which posts you're going to handle before you write, so that we don't both respond at the same time. And that doesn't mean handling items to your own character, but giving it a genuine try.
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>>3953632
It will take a long time regardless, right now it’s a 9 vs 5 fight. Unless Wux wants to do it the quick and dirty way and just nuke on side within a few turns, this is going to take at least today and tomorrow to get it done. We only have about 4 hours left as it is as far as processing rolls and narrating the outcome goes.
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>>3953647
*One
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>>3953645
Ah, so you intend to thin the herd with some wholesale slaughter. That's one way to do player slots I guess.
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>>3953653
That was his plan the entire time man, it was pretty obvious. You and Shi need to drop those IQ stats down to average, maybe above average in your case.
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>>3953667
Has it ever occurred to you that I enjoy this despite the fact that it was engineered to kill me? Sometimes you just have to acknowledge the trap and walk in anyways.
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>>3953529
Q: Can Owen hide inside Chase's shadow?
Hide in Shadows: Average
Roll: 74
A: No
>>3953536
(Mark's sword: Trick Fears, a bastard sword that turns the fear of its wielder into hate)
Q: Can Mark scare anyone from the opposing team?
Rolling for the characters with low Willpower
Charisma: High (boosted from new class)
Difficulty: Ari (weak), Abigail (weak), Catia (weak), Aimee (weak) , Jackson (below average), Larry (unknown) + 3 RS = Average x4, High, Exceptional
Rolls: 38, 75, 23, 15, 65, 1
A: Yes, Yes, Yes, Critical Yes, Yes, Critical Yes
The character who are scared will suffer a -1 RS penalty, those who are critically scared are frozen in fear (Aimee and Larry)
Q: Can Mark make them drop their weapon?
Odds: ?
Roll: 39, 4, 57, 11, 4, 91
A: Yes, Critical Yes, No, Yes, Critical Yes, Critical No
(Ari, Abigail, Aimee, Jackson drop their weapon, if any)
>>3953567
Q: Can Owen apply the poison properly?
Knowledge(Poison): Average
Difficulty: Minuscule
Roll: 33
A: Yes
>>3953584
Q: Can Mark con His Holiness into not interfering?
Con Artist: Average
Difficulty: Unknown (the angel's personality is unknown)
Roll: 67
A: No
>>3953533
Q: Can Chase hit William with his dagger?
Any Weapon: High
Difficulty: Average + 2 RS (estimated range)
Roll: 67
A: No
Q: Is William the favorite of the crowd?
Odds: ?
Roll: 3
A: Critical Yes
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William, known as "Throat Cutter" for the countless desert bandits he has slain, moves forward. He's a man who has survived the oasis, who has endured mental and physical torture, who has attempted to escape this hell by crossing the desert himself several times before. Following his example, Abigail and Aimee brandish their scimitars.

Mark waves Trick Fears, the artefact sword, menacingly. “Scram asshats! Also toss me dem gold coins and your stuff because I told you so, might help me decide not to chop you in half. Just drop your weapons and let us kill you in peace.”

It instills fear within Kek Familia's ranks, who were forming a hesitant offensive line behind their alpha male. They are all reminded about the reality of this situation. That they are in an arena, with nearly 100,000 spectators who are waiting for them to die in the most gruesome way possible. In front of them, they don't have an amateur, they have a seasoned warrior who has in his hands a powerful weapon.

>Your Holiness Kustel, this is a fight between mortals not of your kin nor does this squabble earn you any honor. I hope you find it in you to be fair and just as the virtues taken by your people. In any case, if you do stay loyal to that blasphemer who fettered tour wings for his own whims. Please do resurrect us back as we are only pawns in a larger game. Hope you choose and choose well.
His Holiness Kustel is mute and does not flinch.

Aimee is frozen in fear. She can't even hold her weapon in her hand and let it drop on the floor. Larry hides behind Jackson's shadow; he's but a shaken, traumatised kitten. The fear is contagious, and Ari, Abigail, and Jackson are all feeling shaken too. There's no escape. Any attempt to escape will result in their death.

Only the Throat Cutter is unaffected. Chase throws a dagger at him, but it doesn't even penetrate his target's aura of purity. You would need more than this toothpick to hurt the legendary warrior. The real fight is only about to begin. The crowd scands "Throat Cutter! Throat Cutter!" Kek's cavernous voice covers all. "WILLIAM. USE THE FORCE OF CHAOS. YOU CAN WIN."

Owen tries to hide inside of Chase's shadow. He channels the adrenalin rush caused by this battle, but it's not that easy to concentrate with all that noise. He changes his strategy and takes daggers from Mark, which he professionally coats with poison, yet a bit nervous because it could be deadly for him, too. His moves are accurate; this represents years of experience as an assassin.
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>>3953525

Q: Do materials and enchantments have a relationship?
Odds: ?
Roll: 100
A: Critical No
Anything can receive an enchantment
Q: Is it expensive to coat a weapon in any specific material?
Odds: ?
Roll: 17
A: Yes

The blacksmith shop is large and well-constructed. Every square inch of its walls is lined with ironwork, and a double decked fireplace supplies a single large space. One of the tallest timber slats supports a chimney used for holding hot pots. The blacksmith is a formal and dignified man, well known in the community for his iron work. He answers your question the best he can.

"Materials and enchantments usually do not have any relationship. The power of an enchantment comes from the spellcaster, not the object. Of course, there are a few exceptions. Magisteel ore is such exception and is prized by blacksmiths, because the strength of the enchantment depends not on sorcery, but on the skills of the blacksmith. Mixing magisteel with mundane metal would ruin it. Mithril is another type of ore that is prized. If you want me to coat a weapon, it would be a lot of work to make it durable. The coating needs to blend perfectly with the weapon. So it would be expensive and you need to bring me the materials."
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>>3953684
I never said you didn’t like it, just that you were slow on the uptake.

>>3953729
I guess my little adventure is happening in the middle of this. I might as well take advantage of the distraction of the masses while I can.
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>>3953347
Loki makes a mental note to add Christ-chan to his waifu pillow collection.
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>>3953736
I blanch in embarrassment of this display.
"Christ, what a shitshow."

Seeing as the frontal charge I initially expected has routed before it even started, I charge at William with the intent to cut him down quickly.
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Rolled 55, 50, 50, 99, 87, 60, 52, 43, 53, 20, 45, 98, 87, 80, 97, 2, 84, 42, 69, 3 = 1176 (20d100)

>>3953756
“I might be in use of your services in the future, I’ll just need to get everything situated. Can you tell me if any place where the enchantments are of high quality and an acceptable price?”

After hearing his answer I head to the outskirts of the city in order to begin phase 1 of my master plan.
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>>3953762
You wound me, Terrance.
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Rolled 95, 89, 26, 52, 37, 64, 65, 90, 54, 17, 1, 84, 8, 89, 16, 78, 58, 53, 76, 18 = 1070 (20d100)

>>3953769
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>>3953762
>I guess my little adventure is happening in the middle of this. I might as well take advantage of the distraction of the masses while I can.
A strategy known to work since the very first RPG. Story attached.
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>>3953776
I had fun playing with you guys.
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Rolled 36, 31, 13, 17, 18, 91, 59, 1, 89, 36, 5, 91, 84, 48, 5, 61, 13, 52, 61, 75 = 886 (20d100)

>>3953736
I gotta go to work so I can't write all the prose I'd like, but as far as strategy goes:

>Use a brief speech combined with an attempt at purity magic to banish the fear overcoming my allies

>contemplate Kek's advice and wonder if, since nothing has said I lost my demonologist powers, I still have my corruption magic, and try to launch an offensive corruption spell at Chase, since my class change means I can no longer hope to survive in a straight up fight.

>that said, if the chaos magic doesn't work, then I still engage with him directly as I gotta do something to not die, and I can't back away if I want my allies to break out of their fear.

Really sorry this is all I can do for now.
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>>3953770
*Need

>>3953771
Nobody calls me that anymore (especially considering the fact that anyone who knows of me is either dead or will die)

>>3953777
Those who can effectively bend the rules or their environment always have room to maneuver. I certainly plan on playing off of this setting like a pro. It’s time to break out the aliases (not counting the ones I’ve already used thus far)

>>3953779
Don’t worry Chad, I’m sure your ludicrous stats will get you out of this.
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>>3953788
No, you don't get it. Me, Shi, Mark, even Owen, were all disposable villains made to seem intimidating before being effortlessly dispatched by the protagonist.

This has all become clear to me in the instants of clarity before my gruesome death, the pitiful fate of an Isekai villian.
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>>3953792
That said, he sure is doing a lot of time consuming shit while being charged down.
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>>3953792
>>3953794
You say that, but the situation almost seems reversed. Here you are about to die, with William being this close to finishing you off and then nothing. There’s no immediate strike, no baits or feints, he doesn’t even send in the angel to xever your neck. He may as well be monologuing while you recover your wits to prepare a fatal strike against him.
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Rolled 33, 83, 21, 66, 85, 3, 68, 99, 61, 49, 58, 71, 9, 49, 50, 13, 52, 61, 52, 96 = 1079 (20d100)

i try to look scary and intimidating
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I'm here faggots time to lay out some basic party composition. Chase your tank/dps you have the toughness and fighting abilty to take people head on. Emiya is healer since she's a preistess. Mark is support since his con's let him debuff the enemy. Owen is rouge so sneak behind the enemy and take them out. I'm dps/support since I can cast magic.
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>>3953776
Q: Can Chase attack before William finishes his speech?
Odds: Unlikely (by anime logic, William should finish his speech first)
Roll: 95
A: Critical No
William can do two actions
>>3953780
Q: Can William still cast corruption magic?
Odds: ? (I did forget to post he lost his class skills)
Roll: 36
A: Yes
Q: Can William corrupt Chase?
Corruption = Willpower: Above Average
Defense = Willpower: High
Roll: 31
A: Yes
Q: Does William transfer one of his weaknesses to Chase?
Odds: ?
Roll: 31
A: Yes
1) Near Sighted 2) Nonconfrontational 3) Squeamish 4) Picky Eater/Glutton
Roll: 13 mod 4 + 1 = 2
Nonconfrontational
William hasn't posted a second action, so I choose for him
Q: Can William grab and choke Chase?
Grab and choke: Strength = Above Average
Difficulty: Strength = High
Roll: 17
A: Yes
Chase suffers - 1 RS asphixiation damage
Q: Did William's team "wake up" from his speech?
Charisma: Average
Difficulty: Average and High (for those who are critically scared)
Rolls: 18, 91
A: Yes, Critical No
Q: Can Chase cut William?
Swords: Exceptional
Difficulty: Strength - 4 RS (specialized skill) = Weak
Roll: 89
A: Yes
William suffers a - 1 RS wound to the stomach
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Chase is charging at William.

William makes a brief speech. "Friends, listen to me. We can do this. We are the good guys and the crowd is cheering for us. Do not cry for me. I have done a lot of things and I have a lot to go back to. It's the same for us. We have as intimate friends ancient gods, demons and angels. We can do anything together, as long as we have trust in each other and strive to become the best person we can be."

"I…I do trust you." Aimee answers coyly.

Chase is running at full speed, getting closer and closer.

"Let me tell you about my father. He's a man that I admire, a strong man, who has taught me everything. I've lived my whole life looking up to him. Let me tell you this. I've lived my whole life looking up to him. It was one of the first things he taught me to do, when I first got here. 'For every thought you have to examine, you should have a hundred and one before you begin to think about anything else'. That means, you fear is the result of the countless thoughts in your head. But they mean nothing. The reality is that we are all here together."

Chase is even closer: there's a direct line of sight between him and William. (Chase's strength, "Born to Run", activates.). The angel Kustel is not saying anything, but everyone can feel his gentle approval.

"Now, let me show you what it means to be in a party with an angelologist. By this speech, by this thought, you will be purified of all evil fears. Transcend the illusion of the flesh, the origination of fear and evil, the evil cravings of your heart. Leave the darkness of self-indulgence behind. Let your soul shine with radiant gratitude for what is good, let it radiate the desire for living for what is good. I shall show you the way."

Everyone who was previously scared regains their confidence, except Aimee and Larry who are still shaken.
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Reaper Aspirant (strength): As he's running closer to him, Chase detects William's weaknesses. Even though William is very strong, he is not trained with weapons. That means: keep your safe distance, do not let him grab you, and circle him if possible. Chase also faintly perceives that William is short-sighted and that it could be a good idea to break his glasses. Of his psychological weaknesses, Chase can detect that William is someone who is Nonconfrontational. He could combine his own Intense Presence weakness to make William feel anxious or confused. William will tolerate any form of abuse including slavery, but he will not tolerate castration.

William spends some time pondering about his class. Is he still a demonologist? After giving it some thought, he notices that Chase is charging at him, and he quickly casts corruption magic on him. The weakness Nonconfrontational is transfered to Chase (refer to his character sheet to know what it entails).

When Chase reaches him, William catches him and chokes him under his armpit. With only one arm, Chase slashes at William's armpit until his hand is sore and he breaks from William's grip. William runs toward Chase and tackles him, using both hands to stop him. The Throat Cutter grabs Chase and begins choking him. In the melee, Chase manages to cut William in the stomach and hurt him.
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Rolled 77, 53, 92, 96, 6, 29, 64, 80, 87, 28, 62, 70, 56, 24, 6, 80, 14, 57, 39, 28 = 1048 (20d100)

i try to hide in the shadow around the edge of the arena and sneak behind the enemy
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Rolled 11, 51, 74, 10, 59, 13, 47, 20, 89, 86, 69, 47, 2, 75, 81, 51, 40, 19, 8, 19 = 871 (20d100)

I cast ray of frost on William. Spell description "Ray of Frost. A frigidbeamof blue-white light streaks toward a creature within range. On a hit, it takes cold damage, and its speed is reduced by 10 feet until the start of your next turn." I tell Emiya to cast heal on chase. I give Emiya 3 healing potions.
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>>3953859
*frigid beam of
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Rolled 81, 70, 4, 51, 21, 63, 40, 2, 91, 73, 99, 60, 83, 52, 27, 3, 4, 46, 88, 52 = 1010 (20d100)

>>3953849
I steady myself and Larry and grab my axe. I then make my way toward Shi, he has a chance to tip the balance, small as it is. I make good on my threat and have Larry rip his face open, should I be able to calm him. If I can't, I make a spirited attempt to put my axe through his head. I also keep an eye out for Owen and Emiya, so I don't get stabbed in the back.
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>>3953859
Yo Shi, if you suffuse the area around me with positive energy, he won't be able to cast corruption.

>>3953849
I disengage to catch my breath, and then I focus on creating and exploiting an opening in his amateur swordplay.
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>>3953867
Also, I yell as loud as is physically possible while doing this in an attempt to get my allies to focus on something else other than their fear.
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>>3953869
It isn't swordplay, he's throttling you.
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>>3953869
That might just empower his angel. Pretty gay that he controls bpth negative and postive energy types, but that's just how it.
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>>3953883
*both
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>>3953869
He's choking you your not clashing swords. Try headbutting him to make him let go.
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>>3953881
I did specify amateur.

>>3953883
Guess I'll just facetank more curses then, could you at least try a counterspell?
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Rolled 4, 58, 82, 100, 78, 75, 79, 39, 64, 75, 34, 11, 75, 77, 93, 33, 53, 16, 37, 24 = 1107 (20d100)

>>3953888
Oh sorry, the consecutive grabs confused me.

>>3953869
>>3953849
Scratch that, considering that he's made no attempt to disarm me, I'm going to take the opportunity to puncture his lung.

Let's see who chokes first.

If I get a second action, I'll wrench my sword through his torso.
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>>3953889
I'll see what I can do to help you out, but I don't wanna give away my battle plans to the enemy.
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>>3953899
Fair enough, there really should be a way for us to conceal our intentions during pvp.
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>>3953901
We message over discord if you want.
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>>3953898
Nix my second action, I'll punch him right in the glasses instead.

>>3953905
Xeno the Warlock#1647 if you're interested.
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Rolled 82, 97, 75, 40, 8, 58, 67, 63, 42, 5, 92, 94, 24, 5, 49, 17, 29, 82, 69, 23 = 1021 (20d100)

>>3953848

(Posting on break)

One asspull speech later, and I'm relieved that Catia and Ari have regained their confidence, among others. As I begin grappling with Chase, I call out to the others. "We outnumber them, and they can't all be soldiers, charge and take them down quickly, before any monsters are added to the field."

I never thought I'd find myself trying to strangle the life out of someone. When I managed to use corruption magic, I didn't expect it to remove my hesitancy towards such aggression. These people did nothing wrong, yet nothing was holding me back from trying to end the life of the man in front of me. Getting slashed in the stomach, I remembered I had a blade of my own, and quickly tried to cut my opponent's throat while I shouted for Kustel to heal me. I needed to try and keep up momentum until the rest were able to join in on the fight.
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>>3953905
*We could
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>>3953909
Oh how the turns have tabled.
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>>3953908
I'll give you my username so n9 faggots try to impersonate me it is Rosssom#5089.
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“Loki, god of deception, grant me reprieve from the eyes of my enemy, hide this blade so I can strike true, guide me in the darkness, let them dance in your tune!”
I sing in prayer, this doing something right
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>>3953932
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Rolled 8, 60, 19, 27, 73, 72, 23, 33, 41, 49, 99, 9, 48, 98, 78, 82, 47, 85, 32, 16 = 999 (20d100)

>>3953934
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>>3953938
Sick trips.
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>>3953938
>>3953849
Please QM tell me i get a boon for that sick trips
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I hope that angel gets banished when Will dies. That would surely be a shock for team Kek.
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>>3954017
* if
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>>3954018
*when

The only reason he's even alive now has been abysmal rolls on my part. I did 1 RS on an 89, on a crit he's going to be a very unprofessional example of a vivisection.
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OP do we have to kill the NPCs and the players. If the players are all dead can we knock out the NPCs and still win. Or do we have to murder every single one of them.
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>>3954017
I just hope the weakness I transferred to ya goes away if I die, I don't want to be that asshole that confers a permanent debuff.
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>>3954116
Don't worry for every debuff you put on Chase i'll chop off a finger off Abigail's hand, if we don't have to kill the NPCS in the fight.
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>>3954116
I'm honestly more sorry for you man. You lost a part of yourself, I can always see about getting myself uncursed but it's likely that you permanently excised a part of your personality.

It's a sad thing that your life has to be tossed aside in this pointless grandstanding on the part of the gods, and I hope you find peace in your next life.
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>>3954139
Yeah, I was also surprised the author had me attack you by trying to strangle you as opposed to using the sword in my hand. Chalked it up to both my loss of experience in swordfighting since I class changed, as well as a bizarre effect of losing my nonconfrontational side being an increase in aggression that I tried to portray in my next post.

Here's hoping a much kinder god or goddess gets a hold of my soul once I die. If Kek keeps yanking my chain I might just go edgelord and try to take down a god which will obviously go poorly.
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>>3954144
I wouldn't sell yourself short kid, you're exactly the type of person to overthrow a tyrannical god with the power of friendship. Just make sure you supplement that friendship with overwhelming magical firepower.
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Goodnight.

>>3953848
>>3953849
OP, let it be known that while I am gone, I attack Shi, then Mark, then clean up, while looking out for Owen and Emiya. I leave Chase to William and others on my side.
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>>3953849
I’ll never get over the fact that he weaseled his way into keeping his cheat (in a rather flimsy manner I might add) In fact it might as well have been a one to one transfer. It hasn’t been needed in the slightest. Somehow in a setting that’s more scaled back in terms of power, this Chase is much stronger than the Chase of the other thread.
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>>3954322
I agree with you on Reaper for sure, it definitely shouldn't be telling me mental stuff, especially since Death Count doesn't let me read mental weaknesses of players in the first place.

It was never meant to replace the cheat itself, but I felt there should be a consequence to living for weeks with an entire new sense. It's like if you could see, and you have seen apples before, you still know what an apple looks like even if you go blind. Now replace the apple with the proper way to gut a man and there you go.

I've thought about this too and it seems like everything about the other quest is a lot higher in terms of powerscale, especially where classes are concerned. Compare the Thief you had there to the Their you have here for instance. Warrior is just plain better than most things I've seen here.
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>>3954360
I wouldn’t say that it’s like visualizing an something you’ve already seen. Each individual has a set of weaknesses that can be exploited, some more numerous than others. You put three people in a room and they’ll all have a wide variety of weak points aside from “hit them in the vitals”. If a blind man saw an apple and then had his sight taken away again, he couldn’t identify a pear or a grape by sight. Still at this point your reaper stuff is just icing on the cake. William can’t take you in a straight up fight and for some reason he refuses to sic the angel on you. The fact that the NPCs are seemingly useless half of the time doesn’t help matters.
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>>3954476
The only thing I know about the angel is he can heal any wounds upon physical contact with his target. As far as I know he's as bad in a fight as I am, so I'm leaving him as a guy who can swoop in and save my teammates from death if need be.

The fact that none of the NPCs have done anything also annoys me, but that's the power of the one guys sword I guess?
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>>3954491
At the very least the angel would have much better physical stats than you, angels are usually depicted as superhuman. While your holding Chase down you could just use the angel to take one of the dropped scimitars and hack off the top of his head.
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Processing the posts.
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>>3953770

Q: Does he send him to the electricity shop?
Odds: ?
Roll: 50
A: Yes

>Can you tell me if any place where the enchantments are of high quality
He tells you to go to the electricity shop that Shi and Emiya went to, in the indoor market.

The outskirts of the city are poverty-stricken and without running water. (The rest of the city has running water and proper toilets.) There are few narrow streets and many strange alleyways to explore, including the gateway to a long abandoned mansion. All of the people who have no Familia live here; they are called "orphans". Ghostly and ordinary, orphaned citizens rarely interact with the residents of the city. A small park is nearby, called Ghost Park, and a small area with taverns and low quality shops.
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Rolled 30, 72, 18, 92, 52, 43, 60, 58, 81, 50, 66, 36, 83, 12, 4, 78, 90, 87, 56, 54 = 1122 (20d100)

>>3954577
“Well this is a very odd conondrum. Ari seems to have ditched me again. I hope she didn’t get lost, then again I hardly know where I’m going.” As I look over this strip I ponder the seemingly contradictory information I’m reviving here. Wether all of this tower nonsense and god wars stuff makes sense or not is irrelevant. These people clearly are in need of my assistance.

Ari said there was no crime here but I’m sure that was only the official report. As long as there is a society there’s always going to be people who simply take what they want. Given what I’ve seen most of the people here were attracted to the rumors of the tower yet failed to accomplish their goals. I attempt to seek out people such as this, it’s already been shown that not all guild members are lawful good or even chaotic good. Finding some would-be bandits and drifters shouldn’t be a difficult task.
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>>3954108
You have to kill the NPCs, they count as full members of Kek's Team.

Also, all members of the winning team will resurrect.
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>>3953959
>Please QM tell me i get a boon for that sick trips
You don't get a bonus, but a penalty. Trips are sacred to Kek, with 777 being the most sacred. Since you are the enemy of Kek, the appearance of the sacred 999 is beneficial to Kek's team. (I've rolled below to ask for Kek's opinion on this matter. For those who don't know, Kek is the dice and the GM, and my role is that of a mere oracle.)

>Mark will suffer a -1 RS penalty to all his attack rolls for the entire fight
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>>3953832
Q: Can Owen look intimidating?
Intimidation: High + 1 RS (Menacing Aura) = Exceptional
Roll: 33
A: Yes
>>3953857
Q: Can Owen merge with the shadows of the edge of the arena?
Hide in Shadows: Average + 1 RS (penalty for repeated action)
Roll: 77
A: No
>>3953859
Q: Can Shi cast Ray of Frost?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Minuscule (cantrip) + 2 RS (speed reduction effect) = Low
Roll: 11
A: Critical Yes
Critical: Ray of Frost deals normal damage and William is slowed down for two turns
Q: Can Emiya heal Chase?
Wisdom: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 51
A: Yes
>>3953867
Q: Can Jackson steady Larry?
Wild Empathy: Average
Roll: 81
A: No
Q: Can he put his axe through Shi's head?
Fighting: Strength (Below Average) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) = Weak
Difficulty: Reflex (Exceptional) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) + 1 RS (specific target) = High
Roll: 70
A: No
>>3953898
Sinces Chase and William are grappling, I will use Strength checks for the attacks
Q: Can Chase puncture William's lung?
Fighting: Strength (High) - 3 RS (flanked) = Below Average
Difficulty: Above Average + 1 RS (specific target) = High
Roll: 4
A: Yes
William takes - 2 RS damage
Q: Can Chase survive the wound from Catia's hit?
Toughness: High - 2 RS wound = Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 58
A: Yes
>>3953909
Q: Can William cut Chase's throat?
Strength: Above Average
Difficulty: High - 3 RS (flanked) + 1 RS (specific target) = Average
Roll: 82
A: No
Q: Can Kustel heal William?
Wisdom: Unknown
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 97
A: Critical No
Kustel doesn't help someone who casts corruption magic
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Q: Can Abigail heal William?
Wisdom: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 75
A: No
Q: Can Catia hit Chase?
Fighting: Average
Difficulty: Exceptional - 3 RS (flanked) = Average
Roll: 40
A: Yes
Q: Can she damage him?
Damage: Strength + 2 RS (per rulebook) = Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 8
A: Critical Yes
Chase takes - 2 RS damage
Q: Can Aimee hit Chase?
Fighting: Average
Difficulty: Exceptional - 3 RS (flanked) = Average
Roll: 58
A: No
Q: Can Ari backstab Chase?
Fighting: Agility (High) - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = Average
Difficulty: Exceptional - 3 RS (flanked) = Average
Roll: 67
A: No
Q: Can AnonKnight heal William?
Wisdom: Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 63
A: No
Q: Can William survive his lung wounds?
Toughness: Above Average - 2 RS (lung wounds) - 1 RS (frost wounds) = Low
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 42
A: No
Q: Does Kustel disappear?
Odds: ?
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
>>3953938
Q: Does Loki answer Mark's prayer?
No, Mark is not a priest or a telepath
Q: Does Mark get a penalty for rolling trips?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds: trips are related to Kek, so there's a possibility of penalty)
Roll: 8
A: Critical Yes
Critical: -1 RS to all his attack rolls for the entire fight
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Despite his new work in the streets, Owen's creepy face still looks as intimidating as ever. Even though he's walking around the edge of arena and trying to sneak behind Kek's Team, everyone is paying attention to his menacing aura. However, he still can't merge with the shadows. Perhaps the stress of this battle and his lack of prior practice makes the task too much for him.

Shi casts a frigid beam of blue-white light streaks toward the sublime creature known as William. William ate a full meal in Kek's pyramid, thus he's at full energy and barely feels the cold energy. However, this display of power catches Jackson's attention. Leaving the frightened panther cat behind, he walks toward the mage.

"We outnumber them, and they can't all be soldiers, charge and take them down quickly, before any monsters are added to the field." William orders, while grappling Chase. It is important to note that William never had any intention of aggressing Chase. So theorically, this could be seen as a form of particularly playful hug.

"Heal me, Kustel!" he shouts. Kustel still does not flinch; William can feel that the angel strongly disapproves of his use of demonic magic. The angel then disappears.

Abigail, Catia and Ari all gang up on Chase while he can't dodge or parry. Chase's strong body cannot resist the flurry of blows. As he's dying, his sword goes through the creature's lungs. Abigail squeaks. She tries casting a healing spell on William, but, in a panic, she instead casts a charm spell, leaving him to die from his injuries. The priest AnonKnight, who was still trying to figure out which deity to worship, copies Abigail's spell, but it does not work on the dead body. The crowd mourns the death of their hero. Ari screams. "Our champion is dead! Where's Terry? Quick, summon him to us! He always has a plan for everything!" Abigail panics more. "Is he hidden in the shadows or outside of the arena? What should I do?! Fuck, I'm clueless."

On the other side of the arena, Emiya chants. "Y on'na no aibiron, watashi wa anata no iyashino-ryoku o kenkyo ni youkyuu shimasu." Delicate rays of magic reach Chase, whose wounds are partly healed. Healing such vile creature is repugnant to Emiya, but she has no choice. A thought comes to her mind. "I'm ready to sacrifice myself in this battle to save Shi."

Jackson approaches Shi, his glorious hair flowing in the wind, his lumber axe held with both hands, attempting to put it through the mage's head. But Shi's reflexes are too keen: he makes one step on the side and elegantly pushes Jackson's weapon away.

>William is dead, Kustel is gone
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>>3947920
Closed
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>>3954656
>>3954657
>>3954660
Talk about things going south. I wonder how team Kek would have fared if they had some armor? Well as I stated before, barring some freak rolls this thing is all wrapped up.
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Rolled 23, 1, 45, 85, 59, 9, 50, 83, 96, 2, 45, 7, 51, 7, 89, 80, 82, 5, 100, 6 = 925 (20d100)

>>3954664
“Your champion is dead stand down so we can do this quick and easy”
Scare them again and follow through using my bow and arrow.

Is posting actions ok now OP
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>>3954669
>Is posting actions ok now OP
Yes, go ahead.
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Rolled 18, 72, 13, 15, 47, 45, 47, 2, 85, 55, 17, 82, 62, 98, 50, 58, 75, 89, 13, 26 = 969 (20d100)

I stab Anonknight with both my poison daggers
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Rolled 64, 60, 20, 51, 45, 84, 82, 50, 71, 28, 34, 57, 22, 14, 7, 67, 47, 89, 26, 76 = 994 (20d100)

>>3954664
I Cast Mage Armour on myself and Chase.

Spell description: "An invisible but tangible field of force surrounds the subject of amage armorspell, providing defence as strong as a chain shirt. Lasts 1 hour. Unlike mundane armor,mage armorentails no armor check penalty, arcane spell failure chance, or speed reduction. Sincemage armoris made of force,incorporealcreatures can’t bypass it the way they do normal armor."

I tell Emiya to cast Heal on Chase.
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>>3954673
*An invisible but tangible field of force surrounds the subject of amage armorspell, providing defence as strong as a chain shirt. Lasts 1 hour.

Unlike mundane armor,mage armorentails no armor check penalty, arcane spell failure chance, or speed reduction. Sincemage armoris made of force,incorporealcreatures can’t bypass it the way they do normal armor.
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Rolled 11, 86, 33, 78, 85, 17, 33, 54, 27, 46, 22, 99, 42, 100, 67, 52, 1, 4, 66, 2 = 925 (20d100)

>>3954660
Does Williams corruption fade with his death? While the enemy panicks, I extricate myself from Will's corpse and lunge for Ari's heart with dagger in hand.
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>>3954668
It's a real mess, none of them should have been in a fight like this. It's not a good feeling.
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>>3954681
Well that’s life for you, you’ve got three kinds of people: those who get fed to the wolves, the onlookers, and the wolves themselves. I knew this was going to get dangerous, I simply misjudged how soon it would happen and the severity of the railroading.
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>>3954585

Q: General check: Can Terry find any would-be bandits?
Charisma: Below Average
Difficulty: Below Average (not too difficulty) + 2 RS (Unacceptable weakness) = Above Average
Roll: 30
A: No
Q: Describe the rough looking people that he meets
Rolls: 30, 72 + 18, 92
A: Break of Adversities
A group of thugs equipped with weapons
A: Move of Animals
A pitbull trainer

There are indeed countless would-be bandits in this area. The following seem to be the roughest that you can find:

1) A group of four masked thugs equipped with club weapons and knives; they are sitting at the corner of a street
2) An animal trainer, who trains pit bulls for illegal fights; he lives in a fenced trailer
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>>3954687
It doesn’t seem to have affected anything but I’d like to know how the weakness played a role in this. I was simply looking around and never interacted with anyone. The weakness would only activate if I’m outright asking aid and in this case it wouldn’t hinder me since the bandits would benefit from working with me.
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Rolling for NPC actions
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Rolled 74, 25, 46, 100, 12, 76, 43, 36, 32, 56, 7, 29, 46, 60, 75, 1, 86, 38, 54, 36 = 932 (20d100)

>>3954719
Second attempt
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>>3954695
I should have worded the question as:

Q: Can Terry find any would-be bandit, who is inclined to provide aid?
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>>3954754
I was just scoping the scene. I was going to take an action specifically to get some partners/goons afterwards. In that specific post I was just rolling to see who was around. Unacceptable wouldn’t come into play unless I directly interacted with someone and it works on a conditional basis
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>>3954754
Hey, would Crunch Time activate here? I'm pretty close to death while surrounded by enemies.
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I was interrupted while processing the posts at work earlier. Processing again.

>>3954945
Sounds fair, yes.
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Rolled 99, 35, 8, 68, 64, 57, 41, 65, 26, 38, 80, 22, 17, 39, 34, 84, 50, 13, 17, 65 = 922 (20d100)

>>3954660
I keep after Shi as hard as I can, Side sweeps, overhand, anything that has a chance of hitting. Go for the torso this time, as at the point of getting hit with an axe, it make as much as no difference
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>>3955184
Also, if possible, I attempt to bolster my allies.

"The only competent one is all but dead, Mark has naught but angry words to harm us with! Finish Chase and go after Owen!"
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>>3955184
Nice dubs
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>>3955187
"I never knew you thought so little of me Jackson, I'm going to make you regret that if you live long enough."
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>>3955184
A mere mortal like yourself will never hope to touch me. Luck is on my side.
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>>3955204
name was gone because I'm on my computer
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>>3955204
Luck is on the side of YoShikage Kira.
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Let's speed up the battle a little bit: all hits will deal damage henceforth.


>>3954669
Q: Can Mark scare people again?
Charisma: High
Difficulty: High (repeated action penalty)
Roll: 23
A: Yes
Q: Rolling for each person
Charisma: High
Difficulty: Ari (weak), Abigail (weak), Catia (weak), Aimee (weak) , Jackson (below average), + 3 RS + 2 RS (repeated action penalty) = High x4, Exceptional
Rolls: 23, 1, 45, 85, 59
A: Yes, Critical Yes, Yes, No, No
Critical: Abigail won't fight
Q: Can he hit anyone with his bow?
Bows: Dexterity (High) - 3 RS (specialized skill) = Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 9
A: Yes
- 1 RS wound
Q: Unspecified target. Rolling for target among the scared targets.
1) Ari, 2) Abigail, 3) Catia
Roll: 50 mod 3 + 1 = 3
Catia
>>3954672
Q: Can Owen stab AnonKnight?
Dagger: Above Average
Difficulty: Swordmanship (High)
Roll: 18
A: Yes
- 1 RS damage
Q: Can AnonKnight resist the poison?
Toughness: Above Average
Difficulty: Low (low grade poison)
Roll: 72
A: Yes
>>3954673
Q: Can Shi cast mage armor on himself?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Below Average
Roll: 64
A: Yes
Q: Can Shi cast mage armor on Chase?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Below Average + 2 RS (casting on another target) + 1 RS (second spell this turn) = High
Roll: 60
A: No
Q: Can Emiya heal Chase?
Wisdom: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 20
A: Yes
Q: Can she heal him before he gets attacked by the girls?
Odds: ?
Roll: 51
A: No
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>>3954675
Q: Does William's corruption fade from Chase?
Odds: Very Unlikely (looks like a curse to me)
Roll: 11
A: Yes
Random Event: Double digits rolled under Chaos Level
Roll: 86
A: NPC Negative
Rolls: 33, 78
A: Stop of Masses
The crowd boos Emiya
Q: Can Chase extricate himself from Will?
Strength: High - 1 RS (wound from previous turn) = Above Average
Difficulty: High (380 lbs) - 1 RS (Crunch Time) = Above Average
Roll: 85
A: No
>>3954743
Q: Can Aimee hit Chase?
Fighting: Average
Difficulty: Exceptional - 5 RS (stuck) - 1 RS (wound) + 1 RS (Crunch Time) = Low
Roll: 74
A: Yes
- 1 RS damage
Q: Can Jackson hit Shi?
Fighting: Strength (Below Average) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) = Weak
Difficulty: Reflex (Exceptional) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) = Above Average
Roll: 25
A: No
Q: Can Ari stab Chase?
Fighting: Average - 1 RS (shaken) = Below Average
Difficulty: Weak (- 1 RS damage compared to previous Difficulty)
Roll: 46
A: Yes
- 1 RS body damage (canceled by Emiya's heal)
Q: Can Catia hit Chase?
Fighting: Average - 1 RS (shaken) - 1 RS (wound)
Difficulty: Weak
Roll: 100
A: Critical No
Q: Can Chase survive his wounds?
Toughness: High
Difficulty: Average + 2 RS (total wounds) - 1 RS (Crunch Time) = Above Average
Roll: 17
A: Yes
Q: Can AnonKnight charm Emiya?
Wisdom: Average - 1 RS (arrow wound)
Difficulty: Willpower (Average)
Roll: 12
A: Yes
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The battlefield looks utterly chaotic. The chaos is relentless. The only reality of this world is madness and bloodlust. Everyone is fighting and running around; the air is thick with magic, and explosions resonate throughout the sky. The battle seems endless, and no one can see where it's going. Kek and Loki are sitting next to each other in the stands, syruping on their soma and exchanging gossips and jokes.

"Whose Familia do you think is going to win, Loki?" Kek asks.

"Well, mine, of course. Look at my champion Chase. He counts for at least 3 regular fighters and he's nearly impossible to kill."

"Hm."

***

“Your champion is dead stand down so we can do this quick and easy” Mark shouts.

And it is true. Only the champion's brief speech had removed the fear from the heart of his companions. With his death, the situations looks completely desperate. William had been their pillar and champion for so long that the girls cannot function without him. Abigail is so scared that her knees tremble and she's too powerless to do anything. "We're all going to die, aren't we?" she says, tearing up as she mourns her friend's untimely death. Her anguished cry echoes through the arena.

Enough intimidation. Mark uses his bow and arrow and hits Catia through the shoulder. The floor is splattered with her blood and William's entrails. Catia is shocked, feeling depersonalized. She fights mechanically, oblivious to the pain and her surroundings. Even in his death, William looks handsome, in a somewhat morbid way.
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Shi casts Mage Armor on himself. As Jackson keeps hitting him, it provides a welcome protection. Jackson is hitting hard as he can, aiming for the torso. His lumber axe flies to slash Shi's sides but Mage Armor deflects everything. He also attempts to bolster his allies. "The only competent one is all but dead, Mark has naught but angry words to harm us with! Finish Chase and go after Owen!"

Chase tries to extricate himself from William's disemboweled corpse, but fails. The corpse is heavy, too heavy for him to push away. He's getting attacked by the remnants of WIlliam's harem, and he suffers even more damage. His experience as a warrior tells him that situation is desperate. Unlike a regular human, despair makes him feel at his best (Crunch Time). Noteworthy is that even when dead, William is a more efficient fighter than everyone combined in the arena.

Meanwhile, Owen stabs AnonKnight repeatedly. Anon doesn't let this distract him, and his faith neutralizes the weak poison. He shuts his eyes and focuses on the spell that he has prepared. "I call Aphrodite, goddess of love. May this woman be charmed by the power of my faith." Aphrodite's power flows through him like a wave. Pink threads of energy dance around his fingers, stretch toward Emiya, and charm her. The pink energy reflects in her eyes, filling her with empyrean passion for Anon. Shi, who was her everything, her only real connection to the world, ceases to exist for her. The crowd boos her, some people even throw rotten tomatoes at her.
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Rolled 48, 80, 6, 50, 55, 76, 42, 63, 64, 96, 17, 14, 67, 23, 47, 7, 76, 83, 32, 49 = 995 (20d100)

Since Anonknight is ignoring me I quickly reach around him and slit his throat with my daggers
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>>3955246
Fuck you Anon, touching another man's wafiu is a step too far. You will suffer for this.
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Rolled 88, 50, 86, 20, 10, 91, 22, 27, 4, 79, 69, 43, 95, 78, 4, 94, 47, 87, 75, 36 = 1105 (20d100)

>>3955246
Not one to be detered by overwhelming injury, I shove the corpse off me and stand up. I shove the airheaded cat to the ground and rush the fighter with a dagger before she learns how to hit.
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Why do repeated actions incur a penalty? It makes more sense that something would be more likely to work after a second attempt, not the other way around.
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>>3955290
Because instead of casting a single strong spell it would be better to cast many small spells.
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Rolled 100, 79, 40, 43, 17, 15, 83, 83, 9, 55, 29, 24, 67, 100, 60, 75, 9, 8, 70, 93 = 1059 (20d100)

>>3955246
“Face it you whores! William used you, your just meatshields he’s using to get wants. I mean what the fuck were you guys before all this? You have no warrior’s blood on you. You could have walked away from all this but oh no. William so handsome and Ill jump off a cliff if he tells me so”
I taunt the harem to attack me so they leave my Bro Chase alone, hope that shit demoralized them too.
Wield my sword and prepare to parry and counter. The rage I get from the sword gives bonuses right?
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>>3955308
I'm more talking about when it comes to failures. If you fuck something up, typically it's easier the second time around because you can correct your mistakes. With this system you're more likely to dig yourself into a hole if you fuck up something you need to do.
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Rolled 1, 28, 5, 9, 27, 29, 56, 32, 14, 31, 92, 53, 24, 58, 89, 79, 84, 99, 92, 2 = 904 (20d100)

I'm just copying and pasting my spells from Pathfinder.

I cast Aggressive Thundercloud on Jackson. I try to convince Emiya to come to her senses by saying "Dearest Emiya doth not alloweth yond fiend anon dissemble thee with his twist'd charm, the loveth in mine own heart burns as hot as the travelling lamp f'r thee, returneth to thy senses so we shall once again beest togath'r. "

Spell description

"A crackling, spherical storm cloud flies in whichever direction you point and deals electricity damage to those it strikes. It has a fly speed of 20 feet with perfect maneuverability. If it enters a space that contains a creature, the storm stops moving for the round and deals 3d6 points of electricity damage to that creature, though a successful Reflex save negates that damage. It provides concealment (20% miss chance) to anything within it, and its flickering light illuminates the same area a candle would.

The sphere moves as long as you actively direct it (as a move action for you); otherwise, it stays at rest and crackles with lightning. It can be moved by wind effects and counts as a Small creature for the purpose of determining how winds affect it. The sphere has no physical substance and cannot exert any force on corporeal creatures or objects. It disperses if it exceeds the spell’s range."
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>>3955357
OP is the spell critical, because I got a 1.
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>>3955357
Luck remains on the side of the side of the Death Eater.
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Honestly wish I didn't have to kill the other team
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>>3955368
At this point i'm thinking about just casting fireball and wiping out their team.
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>>3955290
It depends on the action that's repeated. When the dice rule that you can't do X action in Y environment. But you try to do that action again anyway. The first time, I will readjust the odds as more difficult than I initially thought (repeated penalty). The second time, I'll rule that it's impossible.

If I didn't do that, you'd be able to do any action successfully in just a few rounds. For example. You could seduce Emiya just by saying that you try to seduce her over and over.
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Makes sense
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>>3955361
Yes. A 1 is critical with all difficulty levels below "Superhuman 2". And I always use the first roll for the main/first action (E-Rank Chaos house rule).
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>>3955311
>Trick Fears, a bastard sword that turns the fear of its wielder into hate
This is the only information that I can find about your sword. Did QM Frog say anything else? If not, I'll roll.
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OP do we get something if we win.
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I assume we'll each get a gift from Loki if we win
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Rolled 99, 49, 100, 7, 20, 75, 54, 54, 69, 89, 27, 19, 4, 25, 83, 36, 51, 68, 65, 6 = 1000 (20d100)

>>3955446
Thats all he said, I hope it does smthing. Havent had the chance to use the sword
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>>3955511
>1000
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>>3955511
Yesh, 100 on the last roll and 99 on this one.
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>>3955511
Fucking Kek you know what guys. Ill hang and hide away. Do finish them off fast so we can do sum dungeon shit
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Rolled 10, 19, 28, 7, 43, 36, 23, 57, 95, 49, 17, 40, 23, 27, 6, 53, 90, 94, 58, 36 = 811 (20d100)

>>3955246
I Stay close enough to Shi that I can get him in the radius of his own spell, attempting to trip him should he attempt to run away, striking him should he not do so.

"Mark! If you can talk so big than maybe you can fight well you cowardly crowing cockerel!"
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>>3955677
“Bruh im running on trips you dont want to get brushed on with this black cat”
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>>3955677
That's an awfully presumptuous action from the guy who just got lit up like a Christmas tree.

Quality rolls though.
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>>3955685
"I'm the one with the cat, remember?"
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>>3955696
Confidence is often half the battle. And, I may be able to turn his luck against him.
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>>3955525
Does 1000 count as trips??
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>>3955677
My storm cloud goes to you and zaps you upon directing it. You can't go inbewteen my direction and when it zaps you.
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It's moving straight towards you as well you could'nt run to me before it go to you.
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>>3955724
You better believe it motherfucker, your asshole is about to be spread wider than my gaping stab wounds.

Speaking of mortal injuries, if I'm indeed going to bite it here, can I get an anime as fuck death scene? You owe me this much for Will getting off the Gettysburg Address in the time it took to stab him.
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Let me rephrase this. My storm goes straight towards you upon directing it. You can doge it because it's not moving towards you but the direction your in relative to it upon me directing it. You moving towards me before it got you wouldn't do anything since it travels in a straight line towards where you were upon me directing it not where you are. In reality though were 5 feet apart and the cloud would be summoned on your space or inbewteen us there is no way for you to get straight towards me inless through the storm.
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>>3955764
>>3955677
In that case, I still go directly through and try to kill you, as you rolled a crit and there's no way I can dodge that.
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>>3955772
K then.
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>>3955698
>>3955772
Welp you’d be dead soon. Ciao
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>>3955879
May I rest in peace. Goodnight.
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Rolled 33, 44, 88, 81, 15, 69, 72, 24, 65, 90, 12, 82, 57, 32, 36, 50, 89, 20, 24, 31 = 1014 (20d100)

Rolling for the NPCs and processing.
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>>3956222
Q: Does Anon keep his back turned at Owen?
Odds: ?
Roll: 33
A: Yes
Q: Can Anon survive his throat wound?
Toughness: Above Average - 2 RS (wound) = Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 44
A: No
Q: Can Shi reason Emiya?
Willpower: Average (Emiya's)
Difficulty: Anon's Wisdom = Average
Roll: 88
A: No
Q: Can Ari attack Chase?
Fighting: Below Average (see odds in previous post)
Difficulty: Weak
Roll: 81
A: No
Q: Can Catia attack Chase?
Fighting: Average - 1 RS (shake) - 1 RS (wound) = Low
Difficulty: Weak
Roll: 15
A: Yes
Q: Can Aimee attack Chase?
Fighting: Average
Difficulty: Weak - 1 RS (wound above) = Minuscule
Roll: 69
A: Yes
(Chase's total wounds: - 4 RS)
Q: Can Abigail recover from her terror?
Willpower: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 72
A: No
Q: Can Larry recover from his terror?
Willpower: ?
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 24
A: Yes
Q: Can Larry sneak behind Shi?
Stealth: High (estimated)
Difficulty: Shi's Perception = Average
Roll: 65
A: Yes
Q: Can Larry attack Shi?
Agility: High
Difficulty: Shi's Reflex = Exceptional - 3 RS (surprise attack) = Average
Roll: 90
A: No
>>3955248
Q: Can Owen slice Anon's throat?
Dagger: Above Average
Difficulty: Swordmanship (High) - 1 RS (related skill) - 3 RS (back turned) - 1 RS (wound) = Weak
Roll: 48
A: Yes
-2 RS throat damage (deadly wound)
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>>3955271
Q: Can Chase shove the corpse off?
Strength: High
Difficulty: High + 2 RS (repeated penalty) = Incredible
Roll: 88
A: Critical No
Critical: Chase takes - 1 RS crushing damage
Q: Can Chase survive his wounds?
Toughness: High
Difficulty: Average + 4 RS (total wounds) - 1 RS (Crunch Time) = Exceptional
Roll: 50
A: No
Q: Does Chase get an anime death?
Odds: ?
Roll: 86
A: No, only a brief mention
>>3955311
Q: Can Mark demoralize the harem further?
Con Artist: Average
Difficulty: irrelevant
Roll: 100
A: Critical No
Critical: he demoralizes his own team
>Trick Fears, a bastard sword that turns the fear of its wielder into hate
Q: Does Trick Fears provide a rage bonus?
Odds: ?
Roll: 79
A: No
Q: Does it provide any sort of bonus other than protection against fear?
Odds: ?
Roll: 40
A: Yes
Q: Describe the bonus
Rolls 43, 17
A: Imprison of The spiritual
General protection against mind-affecting spells
>>3955357
Q: Can Shi cast Aggressive Thundercloud on Jackson?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Below Average + 2 RS (getting bashed) = Above Average
Roll: 1
A: Critical Yes
Critical: Shi casts Greater Aggressive Thundercloud
>>3955677
Aggressive Thundercloud: Saving Throw Reflex negates
Q: Can Jackson succeed his reflex save?
Reflex: Average
Difficulty: Shi's Willpower = Average
Roll: 19 (2nd roll)
A: Yes
Q: Can Jackson hit Shi?
Fighting: Strength (Below Average) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) = Weak
Difficulty: Reflex (Exceptional) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) + 1 RS (concealment from Thundercloud) = High
Roll: 10
A: No
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A dark storm cloud forms above Shi's head, an ominous wind flowing from the top of his head. At least half of his face is covered by it, as it stretches upwards. The black fog takes a rough, spherical shape around him, stopping at a height of three meters. A ball of lightning forms above Jackson. A loud thud is heard, and Jackson leaps out of the way of the lightning. He strikes the best he can at the mage, but the weather has reduced the visibility, and he is barely able to see anything as he leaves his position. A second gust of wind pushes him back some more, and a third shakes him, as he exchanges insults with Mark. "Mark! If you can talk so big than maybe you can fight well you cowardly crowing cockerel!"

Greater Aggressive Thundercloud: A dark cloud of evil that deals instant death to its targets. The only way to avoid it is to simply walk out of its way.

The cat known as Larry, who everyone had forgotten, jumps to Shi's throat from the side. Shi grabs him from the neck and throws him away. The poor feline gets back up to its feet and hisses. "Jackson! It's me, I'm back! Are you okay? We should get away from this storm."

The combat pauses for a second as Shi speaks to his waifu. "Dearest Emiya doth not alloweth yond fiend Anon dissemble thee with his twist'd charm, the loveth in mine own heart burns as hot as the travelling lamp f'r thee, returneth to thy senses so we shall once again beest togath'r."

She answers, "Speak not, vile wight. Thou callest him a fiend, but it is no doubt that thou art twist'd by a foul, jealous disposition. Mine love is only for Anon, and thou art but a beta orbit'r, and thou shalt see very soon the might of his ichor for thou canst not hold it. Beware how thou cryest, and make not a whisper; then he might forgive thee, for my loving words would heal his wrath."

Combat resumes. On the other side of the arena, Anon is standing there, preparing his second spell. Owen, the scarred assassin, almost invisible, slices his throat. Anon's corpse falls, with a bewildered look in his eyes. For half a second, Anon cucked Shi, a most amazing feat as Shi is the former supreme lord of seduction. Unfortunately, Anon's seduction ended with no infatuation.

William and his harem beat Chase to death. It's not a glorious death, but a relatively common one. He loses consciousness, retaining his composure, with trickling blood to his lips. The true hero is and always has been William, who represents the ideal man of honor, courage, and resolute principle in a place where honor is always squandered on undeserved glory and virtue is never worth anything. He opens his eyes and says his last words.

"Girls... I'm dying but it's OK... Just do your best in this fight... And live a good, happy life... I..." William gives his final breath before he collapses. Catia kneels and grabs his hand. "William.. Thank you so much for everything you've done for us." She stands up and looks at Shi and Mark with hatred. "It's time to kick some ass!"
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TEAM KEK
Ari, thief-sorcerer
Abigail, priestess
Catia, fighter
Aimee, fighter
Jackson, beastmaster
Larry, leopard cat

TEAM LOKI
Shi, sorcerer
Emiya, priestess-thief
Owen, assassin
Mark, con artist

DEAD
>William, angelologist
>Kustel, angel of healing
>Anon, priest
>Chase, warrior
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Rolled 37, 98, 61, 51, 33, 25, 5, 63, 54, 75, 56, 72, 64, 73, 2, 34, 40, 41, 56, 50 = 990 (20d100)

I go walk behind Ari and stab them with both my daggers
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Rolled 15, 2, 26, 25, 3, 62, 40, 96, 66, 15, 44, 35, 94, 42, 61, 32, 43, 81, 68, 15 = 865 (20d100)

>>3956283
"Have it your way, hey audience! your having fun right?"
I aim and shoot at the remaining opponents.

Am currently on a desktop computer right now. We need serious AOE to finish this up.
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Rolled 32, 49, 51, 67, 91, 8, 56, 72, 95, 84, 58, 47, 75, 31, 40, 90, 63, 14, 54, 53 = 1130 (20d100)

Before approaching the group of thieves, I equip the Charisma amulet and put the backstabbing shield on my back. Once this is done I walk up to the group and ask how business is going and if they want to make a good deal of money.

Does the shield warn me in advance about potential backstabbing and sneak attacks or does it help negate the damage caused by them?
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>>3956283
Is Emiya uncharmed because Anon died.
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It's your lucky day Jackson.
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>>3956291
The shield helps negate the damage from backstabbing.

>>3956308
Unknown but probable.
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>>3956309
I don't consider being chased down by a Cloud Kill to be particularly lucky, but I'm dead so what do I know?
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Rolled 13, 88, 26, 58, 19, 54, 70, 84, 96, 95, 13, 29, 45, 10, 71, 16, 50, 92, 33, 9 = 971 (20d100)

I say say Emiya "Now that fiend Anon is dead I need you to cast Hold Person on Jackson." I cast Flaming Sphere. I move 10 steps to the side. I then direct the Greater Agressive Storm cloud and Flaming Sphere to go to Jackson.

Flaming Sphere: Spell Description
"A burning globe of fire rolls in whichever direction you point and burns those it strikes. It moves 30 feet per round. As part of this movement, it can ascend or jump up to 30 feet to strike a target. If it enters a space with a creature, it stops moving for the round and deals 3d6 points of fire damage to that creature, though a successful Reflex save negates that damage. A flaming sphere rolls over barriers less than 4 feet tall. It ignites flammable substances it touches and illuminates the same area as a torch would.

The sphere moves as long as you actively direct it (a move action for you); otherwise, it merely stays at rest and burns. It can be extinguished by any means that would put out a normal fire of its size. The surface of the sphere has a spongy, yielding consistency and so does not cause damage except by its flame. It cannot push aside unwilling creatures or batter down large obstacles. A flaming sphere winks out if it exceeds the spell’s range."

Hold Person Spell Description:
The subject becomes paralyzed and freezes in place. It is aware and breathes normally but cannot take any actions, even speech. Each round on its turn, the subject may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect. This is a full-round action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity. A winged creature who is paralyzed cannot flap its wings and falls. A swimmer can’t swim and may drown.
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>>3956327
My main action here was casting flaming sphere.
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>>3956327
Lets see if you can doge two things Jackson.
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>>3956287
Q: Can Owen sneak behind Ari?
Roll: 98 (2nd roll; keeping 1st for main action)
A: Critical No
Q: Can Owen stab Ari?
Dagger: Above Average
Difficulty: Below Average + 2 RS (using both daggers) = Above Average
Roll: 37
A: Yes
Ari suffers - 2 RS damage
Q: Can Ari survive?
Toughness: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 61
A: No

>>3956287
Owen appears behind the Ari. Her ears perk up slightly and she swiftly turns around.

"I'm an girl." she says with a sweet, well-aimed wag of her tail. "You can't hit me." She smiles and waves a paw in front of her face. Ari is a wolf-girl: it's a racial trait to look adorable at any moment. Owen lifts his hands and stabs her in both her ears at the same time. Blood sprays from both of her ears, like a pretty red fountain.

"Uhm...huh?" Ari asks, stunned. She falls on the floor. She briefly wonders where's Terry, before passing away.

>>3956291
Terry is in the outskirts of the city. The leader of the thugs is a hideous man holding a club, with his face covered with scars and a brown mohawk. Usually, a cruel laugh echoes from his mouth.

Some general information about thugs and the three categories of humans.

In Greek philosophy, mankind was divided into two categories: those who have souls (pneumatics and psychics) and those who don't (hylics). The hylics have a brain: they are capable of speech and intelligence, however, they have no consciousness. The higher grade hylics are slaves and enjoy working. The lower grade hylics, who are the result of population dysgenics, are not capable of doing the work they programmed for. Those are known as "thugs"; dysfunctional hylics.

Out of boredom and to make up for their personal failure, they congregate in the streets with other thugs, and annoy and hurt other people as the only form of entertainment possible to them. Thugs are distinguished from other hylics as having extremely low IQ and a high level of hostily and cowardice. In Ancient Greece, when a thug was born, they were thrown off the cliffs to die. It is also to be noted that Asian societies have little to no thugs, as a side effect of having a higher average IQ.

4chan has a population mostly made of psychics, but hylics represent shitposters, spammers and shills. Pneumatics and psychics have always been a minority. In Ancient Indo-European society, they were the nobility, but with the rise of the merchant and banking caste, born from the cursed lands of Mesopotamia, they now remain as NEETs or semi-NEETs. This is why our planet is called Hell, whereas Devapura's world is properly refered to as Earth.

Luqman (from thread #3) referred to humans as being divided into two categories, bandits and slaves, as he only knew about the two types of hylics.

Seeing Terry, with his armor and magical artifacts, the thugs get nervous. "B... Business is not too good, sir. Yes, we would love to earn some money. What do you have in mind?"
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>>3956313
Duration 1 round/level
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>>3956340
Arrivederci Ari.
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Rolled 50, 41, 82, 27, 43, 29, 57, 60, 65, 3, 47, 66, 82, 81, 39, 81, 41, 21, 25, 53 = 993 (20d100)

>>3956340
“Do you guys know any good stores around here? I’m talking spacious, with at least two or three rooms and some decent merchandise. We’re gonna need a base of operations in order to get things rolling. In the short term, we can sell whatever is in the store after we take over.”
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>>3956350
Ok I don't move to the side then I just cast flaming sphere on jackson.
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Rolled 5, 10, 2, 68, 53, 17, 1, 24, 24, 90, 29, 99, 62, 67, 8, 69, 76, 30, 24, 55 = 813 (20d100)

I go behind Catia and stab her with both my daggers
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Rolled 100, 61, 60, 67, 64, 44, 50, 75, 54, 81, 52, 39, 13, 54, 43, 14, 56, 3, 41, 72 = 1043 (20d100)

Rolling for NPCs
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>>3956289
Q: Can Mark shoot anyone?
Bows: Below Average (see odds from previous post)
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 15
A: Yes
- 1 RS wound
Q: Rolling for target
1) Abigail, 2) Catia, 3) Aimee

Roll: 26 mod 3 + 1 = 3
Aimee
>>3956327
Q: Can Shi cast Flaming Sphere?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Below Average
Roll: 33
A: Yes
Q: Does Emiya recover from the charm spell?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 26 (3rd roll)
A: Yes
Q: Can Emiya cast Hold Person?
Wisdom: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 88
A: No
Q: Can Jackson succeed his reflex save?
Reflexes: Average
Difficulty: Average (Shi's Willpower)
Roll: 58 (4th roll)
A: No
Jackson takes -1 RS of fire damage
Shi doesn't move to the side >>3956354
Q: Can Shi avoid the flaming sphere?
IQ: Exceptional
Difficulty: Unknown
Roll: 19
A: Yes
>>3956357
Q: Can Owen stab Catia?
Dagger: Above Average
Difficulty: Fighting (Average) - 1 RS (arrow wound) = Below Average
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Critical: Insta death
>>3956371
Q: Can Jackson hit Shi?
Fighting: Strength (Below Average) - 2 RS (semi-specialized skill) - 1 RS (fire wound) = Minuscule
Difficulty: irrelevant
Roll: 100
A: Critical No
Critical: the handle of the lumber axe burns from the Flaming Sphere
Q: Can Larry hit Shi?
Agility: High
Difficulty: Shi's Reflex = Exceptional
Roll: 61
A: No
Q: Can Abigail revive William?
Willpower: Below Average
Difficulty: High
Roll: 60
A: No
Q: Can Aimee hit Shi?
Fighting: Average
Difficulty: Exceptional - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = Above Average
Roll: 67
A: No
Q: Does Aphrodite have a crush on William?
Beauty: Below Average
Difficulty: Awesome
Roll: 44
A: No
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A thought crosses Abigail's mind. "If I use my priestly magic to revive William... We would have a chance to win. Aphrodite, help me..." She walks through the battlefield, shaken, explosions and magic surrounding her, arrows flying from every direction. She kneels in front of the disemboweled champion, and gently touches his forehead. "Aphrodite Ourania, I humbly call your powers, to raise this man from the dead, out of my feelings of passion for him when he was alive." But the goddess does not answer the call. The true reason that William died is that Abigail was useless, and the goddess will not forgive this betrayal.

The Marksman aims and shoots and the remaining opponents. It is like shooting at sitting ducks. One of his arrows catches Aimee, the Californian babe, in the leg. She screams, "Help!" before whirling, evading the other arrows. One of arrows almost kills Owen, but the assassin swiftly deflects it with one of his daggers. Owen then repeats his previous move on Catia, stabbing both of her ears and killing her. Two beautiful fountains of blood gush from her head, forming little puddles on the floor. The crowd applauds, as surely, it is rare to see people die in such poetic manner.

A burning globe of fire rolls in Jackson's direction. Shi calculates his steps just to be outside of the area of damage. Jackson's clothes seem to catch fire, and the handle of his axe breaks. The smoke fills his lungs and he coughs up blood. "JACKSOOON!!! NYAH!!!!!" Larry jumps at Shi's throat again, he's such a ball of fluffy cuteness, and his loyalty to Jackson is commentable. However, Shi catches him and dumps him in the fire.

Miyashita Emiya is in awe from seeing her husband's powerful magic. "Shi, I hope you forgive those horrible things that I said... I didn't mean any of them... The demonic magic of Kek's Team had taken control of me... I'm so ashamed... Of my weakness... This taint... I'm no longer worthy..." Because of this shame, she's unable to cast Hold Person, even though it's a spell she has practiced a lot.

>Owen gains the new title: "Ear-Stabber"
>Of Team Kek, only Abigail, Aimee, Jackson, and cute Larry are alive
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Rolled 74, 58, 100, 83, 3, 67, 9, 100, 50, 64, 83, 15, 12, 50, 80, 37, 41, 3, 97, 95 = 1121 (20d100)

I sneak up behind Aimee and I stab her in the ears with both my daggers
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I cast Aggressive Thundercloud on Jackson. "I say to Emiya that's in the past, what matters right now is surviving this blood bath cast Summon Monster ll and Summon a small Earth Elemental to deal with that leopard"


Spell description: Aggressive Thundercloud

"A crackling, spherical storm cloud flies in whichever direction you point and deals electricity damage to those it strikes. It has a fly speed of 20 feet with perfect maneuverability. If it enters a space that contains a creature, the storm stops moving for the round and deals 3d6 points of electricity damage to that creature, though a successful Reflex save negates that damage. It provides concealment (20% miss chance) to anything within it, and its flickering light illuminates the same area a candle would.

The sphere moves as long as you actively direct it (as a move action for you); otherwise, it stays at rest and crackles with lightning. It can be moved by wind effects and counts as a Small creature for the purpose of determining how winds affect it. The sphere has no physical substance and cannot exert any force on corporeal creatures or objects. It disperses if it exceeds the spell’s range."

Spell Description:

This spell summons an extraplanar creature (typically an outsider, elemental, or magical beast native to another plane). It appears where you designate and acts immediately, on your turn. It attacks your opponents to the best of its ability. If you can communicate with the creature, you can direct it not to attack, to attack particular enemies, or to perform other actions. The spell conjures one of the creatures from the 2nd Level list on Table: Summon Monster. You choose which kind of creature to summon, and you can choose a different one each time you cast the spell.
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Rolled 69, 4, 83, 51, 37, 12, 42, 30, 40, 31, 38, 45, 23, 71, 5, 72, 56, 36, 47, 58 = 850 (20d100)

>>3956421
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>>3956400
I continue shooting while singing

Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Baby give it up
Give it up
Baby give it up
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Baby give it up
Give it up
Baby give it up

Lets hope the audience throw some good money
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Rolled 29, 38, 98, 58, 86, 91, 26, 65, 52, 74, 48, 56, 17, 81, 38, 40, 86, 25, 2, 29 = 1039 (20d100)

>>3956436
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Mark i swear to Loki if you accidently kill me with an arrow im gonna haunt you forever
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>>3956495
One shot you really? though I really got to ask where did OP got the rolls for the friendly fire
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>>3956422
If that 4 counts a crit than Emiya is going to be summoning a medium Earth Elemental a level 4 monster summon.
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Rolled 55, 19, 85, 86, 31, 48, 32, 38, 66, 23, 61, 48, 68, 79, 71, 6, 30, 40, 18, 5 = 909 (20d100)

>>3956353

Q: Are there a few stores fitting this description?
Odds: ?
Roll: 82
A: No
Q: Describe one
Rolls: 27, 43
A: Praise of Competition
Rolls: 29, 57
A: Take of Tactics
A huge weapon store

"Huh... Most stores in the area are small and poor... But there's one fitting the description. SteelMart is a huge store packed with weapons and stuff. But do you really plan to attack it? That sounds crazy."

Another thug, the one who has a shaved head, laughs heartily. "Who cares! Sounds like a good plan. We are gangsters. That's our way of life. We live to make the profits and fuck hoes."

"Do you think you can give us some weapons? Some swords, maybe?"
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Rolled 61, 78, 49, 19, 96, 27, 27, 75, 40, 74, 82, 28, 56, 79, 92, 22, 31, 18, 4, 81 = 1039 (20d100)

>>3956553
“This isn’t gonna be your run of the mill attack. We need to keep the heat as low as possible for now. Here's what we do, we find the owner, wait for him to lock up, and follow him. We’ll get to him before he gets through his front door . His house might have some stuff we need, if it does we get it and march him back to the store, if not we do it anyway. When we get back to the store, I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse. Once that’s done, we get rid of him and the place is ours. We settle in, get things sorted out and then we have some fun.”
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>>3956582
Terry what are you doing?
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>>3956593
Just business.
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Rolled 91, 36, 98, 70, 26, 49, 34, 98, 7, 70, 91, 6, 13, 84, 30, 94, 44, 30, 44, 47 = 1062 (20d100)

>>3956400
I Focus on dodging Shi's various spells, and throw the Axehead at him. Larry should go after Owen, as he's demolishing our team.
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>>3956670
Rip. Well, I've enjoted plating with you and will hopefully have a better time wh
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>>3956673
*when the next mythic quest rolls around.
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>>3956670
91: Critical Fail. Jackson is dead.
>>3956410
Q: Can Owen stab Aimee in the ears?
Daggers: Above Average
Difficulty: Average - 1 RS (arrow wound) = Below Average
Roll: 74
A: Yes
>>3956422
Q: Can Shi cast Aggressive Thunderstorm?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Below Average
Roll: 69
A: No
Q: Can Emiya cast Summon Monster 2
Wisdom: irrelevant
DIfficulty: irrelevant
Roll: 4
A: Critical Yes
Critical: she summons a medium earth elemental >>3956545
Q: Can the elemental hit Larry?
Fighting: Average (medium)
Difficulty: High (Larry is fast)
Roll: 83
A: No
>>3956437
Q: Can Mark shoot anyone?
Bows: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 29
A: Yes
-1 RS damage to Jackson
Q: Does the audience throw him some good money?
Charisma: Above Average
Difficulty: Above Average (currently, Owen has the audience's favor)
Roll: 38
A: Yes
>>3956553
Q: Can Jackson survive his wounds?
Toughness: High - 1 RS (fire wound) - 1 RS (arrow wound) = Average
Difficulty: Average = Low
Roll: 55
A: No
Q: What do you call Larry when he's running the copy machine?
A: Copycat
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Owen repeats his previous moves and turns Aimee into a living fountain of blood. The crowd scands his name, "Ear-Piercer! Ear-Piercer! Ear-Piercer!" during the massacre. As she falls, her long, golden hair flows through the air, tainted with sparkles of her own blood. She was dressed in a black dress and sparkly pumps that she had bought in the indoor market with William's money. She was probably the sexiest lady in the entire city, but now she's only a corpse. Maybe, she imagines, she can meet William in the afterlife. Wait, what's the afterlife when you're an Isekai victim, anyway?

Shi fails his second Thundercloud spell. As for Emiya, everyone wants to lynch her, and she keeps receiving rotten fruits in her face. She summons a medium earth elemental, a pretty good feat of magic, but as it can't even kill a mere leopard cat, everyone is laughing. Larry is dodging each of the hits from the hulking elemental, which makes him almost as popular as Owen. As an act of jest, Larry grabs a rotten apple from the floor and throws it at the elemental's face. The elemental doesn't care, and eats the fruit. Soon Larry is overcome with terror, as he realizes that the monster is crushing the ground around him. He flees and hides behind Jackson.

The Marksman shoots several arrows at Jackson. Death by fire and arrows. (A few coins are thrown at Mark for his performance.) That's not a pretty sight. Larry holds his master's hand and says comforting words while he's slowly dying. That was a valiant effort on Jackson's part, but let's be honest, half of his team really sucked and abandoned him. Let's applaud him for being the last man standing.

The god Kek raises his white flag. Trumpets and horns resonate in the arena to herald the end of the Familia War. The crowd is cheering, whistling at the winners of the war. Lord Ganesha resurrects Chase, and invites the five heroes to a podium to receive their gold medal. He then speaks to the crowd.

"That was a great war, with a lot of intense moments. A well-deserved victory, also. Let's have a round of applauds for Loki and his Familia." Everyone enthusiastically applauds.

"My personal favorite moment was seeing the Ear-Stabber slaughter all of Champion William's harem. Wasn't it so funny to see that cat-girl die?" The crowd is delirious. "He went from street prostitute to the most famous gladiator of Devapura in one day. His formal name is Owen. Please, another round of applauds for Champion Owen."
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@Loki's Familia. Please vote for what you do with Abigail (priestess of Aphrodite) and Larry (leopard cat).

>>3947920
@The defeated team. If someone wants to co-QM (>>3953645), you will be resurrected too. If not, you're welcome to hang out in the thread anyway. The next thread will be in about 18-19 days.

>>3956616
@Terry. I'm sorry but your team lost (>>3951486) so this means the interruption of your business. There were only 4 player slots open for this thread.

>Thread title changed to "Loki's Familia".
>Chase is resurrected (>>3954592).
>Jackson gains the title "Last Man Standing".
>Only Abigail and Larry survived. The winning team decides if they live or die.
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>>3956699
Abigail becomes my sex slave and Larry becomes my pet.
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>>3956699
In the simplest of terms it wasn’t my team, I only had a friend who was on said team. As far as slots go, if up to eight people can be in one familia then there’s certainly room for five PCs. Had every more people from the other thread showed up, team Loki would’ve had at least seven PCs in it.
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>>3956696
Do i get a reward for winning. If so I want to be a wizard.
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>>3956740
Scratch that I have a better idea. Have Abigail and Larry fight to the death. If Larry wins he gets to go free and if Abigail wins she gets to be my sex slave.
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I want the cat
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>>3956778
You can have the cat if I get Abigail.
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>>3956746
Roll.

>>3956742
I said in the previous thread 4 players max per Familia. This is the limit of how many players I can comfortably handle. If more people showed up, they would have joined Guanyin or Ishtar's Familia.
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>>3956673
You put on a good fight, I hope next quest we won't be fightinjg against each other.
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>>3956787
Luck don't fail me now
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Rolled 70, 11, 78, 41, 68, 90, 55, 14, 39, 22, 68, 41, 1, 22, 43, 70, 88, 48, 21, 20 = 910 (20d100)

>>3956793
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>>3956794
Fuck
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Rolled 86, 29, 25, 38, 64, 95, 51, 24, 41, 92, 20, 72, 25, 25, 82, 96, 92, 98, 16, 64 = 1135 (20d100)

I go collect the money that people threw into the arena
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>>3956787
I highly doubt you’d organize a fight with nine on one side, five on another, and one or two on the last. At this point however, I wouldn’t be surprised.
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Cmon man he just doesn't want to deal with a ton of people
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Rolled 68, 54, 57, 75, 75, 96, 13, 7, 43, 53, 53, 40, 47, 71, 91, 10, 54, 93, 43, 79 = 1122 (20d100)

>>3956699
I don't really care about the cat, but Abigail really doesn't deserve what happened here, she should just leave and find herself an anachronistic therapist to talk to.

This whole thing is a disgusting affair, these people were untrained and unprepared, and were knowingly thrust into a meat grinder for fleeting entertainment. I'm not going to forget this.

>>3956787
Let the man play ya hoozer, at least make an effort to kill him off properly if you want him dead and gone.
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>>3956872
I wouldn't be very fair Terry if you got to just skip the bloodbath we just faced and pick whichever side wins.
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>>3956794
Q: Does Ganesha grant the winners an advanced class?
Odds: ?
Roll: 70
A: No
Q: Other than the gold medal and reskilling, do they get anything?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 11
A: Yes
Random event: double digits rolled under CL
For reference, the Chaos Level is currently at the minimum, 5
Roll: 78
A: Ambiguous Event
Rolls: 41, 68
A: Expose of Rumor
Q: A rumor about who?
Rolls: 90, 55
A: Failure of Suffering
Guanyin (goddess of mercy)
Rolls: 14, 39
A: Abandon of News
She's retiring from the Familia business
Q: Does Loki want Kek's pyramid as a prize?
Odds: Very Likely (hinted here: >>3952455)
Roll: 22
A: Yes
Random event: double digits rolled under CL
Roll: 68
A: PC Positive
Shi's request is actually granted
Q: What do the other players get? How about extra skill points?
Odds: ?
Roll: 90
A: No
Q: What do they get?
Rolls: 55, 14
A: Disrupt of Peace
Chaos
Rolls: 39, 22
A: Bestow of Energy
A blessing of Chaos
>>3956796
Q: Is there a lot of money?
Odds: ?
Roll: 86
A: No

>>3956794
The winners of the gladiator match will receive the Blessing of Chaos from their god. After Shi pleads with him, Lord Ganesha rules that Shi can instead receive the wizard class if he prefers.

>Blessing of Chaos: You receive a + 1 RS bonus when you attempt a chaotic action
>Wizard (prestige class): You can use your IQ score when casting known spells. New spells can be learnt from scrolls, books or trainers. Sorcerer spells can still be casted using vizualization. You receive a spellbook that contains 1 random spell.

A reskilling is also to be granted (>>3953540).

As prize for winning the war, Loki chooses to trade Familia homes with Kek. Thus, Loki will get the pyramid, and Kek, the trailer. Loki says to Owen, "I told you I had a plan to get a new Familia house. This will definitely raise our prestige, although, my long-term goal is to one day build a circus."

>>3956796
Owen collects 3 silver coins and 24 copper coins from the arena's floor. Also available on the floor are 42 rotten fruits, William's bowels and lungs, as well as the gear from the slain members of Kek's Familia.

Ari: a dagger, lock picks (32 pc), 1 potion of fire resistance
Jackson: the blade of a burnt lumber axe, prescription glasses, conductor's hat, winter clothes (half burnt)
William (+ harem): 160 copper, 3 scimitars, a bone spear, 3 purses, slippers, magnifying glass, 2 torches, a backpack, a flask of lavender oil, a flask of peppermint oil
AnonKnight: nothing, he's a poorfag
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>>3956884
It would be understandable if he were open about this from the beginning. There was never any indication that what happened in the main plot would affect me unless one of you guys directly interfered with my palms. The way this situation is being handled comes off as disingenuous.

Obviously he didn’t like the fact that I was role playing instead of adhering to the flow chart but no warnings were given either through himself or through the narrative.

>>3956905
Thank you my Canadian brother. Given what I’ve said above, having everything unceremoniously scrapped out of nowhere is annoyig to say the least. I’d even be willing to make a compromise on my involvement in the thread but simply erasing me or simply killing me off with no chance of continuing with my story would be unjust.
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Rolled 2, 29, 64, 89, 60, 40, 11, 15, 43, 72, 25, 55, 45, 25, 75, 70, 82, 10, 69, 76 = 957 (20d100)

I take all the money and corpse loot plus all the ears I cut off
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>>3956929
That was never my intention. In had I had no idea that we were going to be railroaded into an unescapable conflict. I figured I was as vulnerable as everyone else and that I’d naturally have to fight one of you when we crossed paths. Also it wasn’t exactly like I hid away in some fortress, I actively took and was in the process of taking risks.
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does ear stabbing count as a chaotic action?
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>>3956942
OP what advantage other than using IQ for spells does wizard have over Sorcerer.
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>>3956970
Ok then that's understandable.
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>>3956980
I would assume that a chaotic action means random and unpredictable. Since you have you have used that move a few times and it's your signature move I wouldn't consider it chaotic, but it's all up to OP.
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>>3956942
I argue that if one person can choose an advanced class, the option should be available to the rest of us. I would pick Armsmaster.

Also come on, there needs to be at least one player who isn't a brainless shitter. Terry actively increases the quality by his mere presence. Not to mention that there is no in character justification for him to get nixed.
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Rolled 65, 32, 90, 76, 38, 33, 78, 62, 43, 69, 11, 48, 54, 65, 83, 86, 66, 3, 45, 69 = 1116 (20d100)

>>3956991
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>>3956942
>Wizard (prestige class): You can use your IQ score when casting known spells. New spells can be learnt from scrolls, books or trainers. Sorcerer spells can still be casted using vizualization. You receive a spellbook that contains 1 random spell.
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>>3956985
I apologize if I made you think I was trying cheat my way into gaining immunity or any special privileges, I was simply being as creative as possible given the circumstances.
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>>3956942
I cast instrument maker on William's Lungs. I then take them as a trophy.

Instrument Maker: Make instrument out of non living material.
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Rolled 90, 43, 65, 26, 31, 45, 92, 68, 7, 69, 94, 12, 85, 37, 12, 38, 47, 20, 38, 64 = 983 (20d100)

>>3957019
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>>3957017
It's all good.
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>>3957019
I make them into bag pipes.
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>>3956970
Terry, I am glad you want to participate more. But the War was to select player slots. You can join the next thread.

>>3956980
Ear stabbing in itself is not chaotic, I agree with Shi's answer.

>>3956983
The wizard class provides no other advantage.
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>>3956942
I pick
>Wizard (prestige class): You can use your IQ score when casting known spells. New spells can be learnt from scrolls, books or trainers. Sorcerer spells can still be casted using vizualization. You receive a spellbook that contains 1 random spell.
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Rolled 34, 34, 80, 30, 61, 13, 8, 27, 18, 81, 89, 20, 33, 91, 14, 15, 13, 72, 32, 77 = 842 (20d100)

I say to Loki,"If we get the kek's pyramid do we get the stuff inside?"
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>>3957105
You should’ve explicitly stated this when I made my decision to operate on my own terms. Had you simply explained the way player slots were to be determined (in a similar manner to how you explained the out of bounds rule) instead of letting me make my own decisions up until this point there would be no issue.

I cannot correctly state wether your actions are the result of sheer negligence or delusory intentions. Regardless, your behavior as it relates to this matter has been obnoxious to say the least.
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>>3956994
Q: Is Ganesha swayed by Chase's argument?
Odds: ?
Roll: 65
A: No
>>3957023
Q: Can Shi make bagpipes from William's lungs?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Below Average
Roll: 90
A: No
Using my first E-Rank Chaos pass (>>3955425)
Reroll: 43
A: Yes
Q: Describe the instrument
Rolls: 65, 26
A: Attach of The Physical
Keeps an organic look

>>3956991
>I argue that if one person can choose an advanced class, the option should be available to the rest of us.
Ganesha rejects your argument. "You do not have the proper mindset for a New Beginning. Develop your buddhi, my son. Study the ancient texts, meditate, and maybe one day you will find the advanced class that suits you. Or, more properly, the universe will bring it to you."

>>3957019
>I cast instrument maker on William's Lungs.
At first, you fail to visualize the bagpipes properly, but the forces of chaos approve of the creation of a tribute to William, and a clear image appears in your mind. You create the relic "William's Bagpipes". The bagpipes still have a raw, organic look, with a hint of Cthulhu caused by the intervention of chaos magic. To say it more plainly, they look quite disgusting, but they are perfectly functional as a musical instrument. Emiya thinks that you should burn this abomination and bury the ashes in the sand.

>>3957160
>If we get the kek's pyramid do we get the stuff inside?
"Of course, we do. However, it also means that Kek gets our stuff. We've got to say goodbye to our waifu pillows."

>1 E-Rank Chaos pass used
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Rolled 41, 76, 28, 95, 17, 86, 75, 53, 29, 23, 51, 73, 29, 60, 51, 58, 22, 15, 80, 93 = 1055 (20d100)

I leave the pillow at the trailer sadly, then I go say to Loki,"Let's go look at our new shit." And I go to the pyramid
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>>3957121

Q: What is Shi's first spell?
Rolls: 31, 45
A: Heal of Illness
Does not match the class
Reroll: 92, 68
A: Vengeance of Rumor
Can't interpret
Rolls: 7, 69
A: Violate of Wounds

Your spellbook contains the spell Violate Wound.

Violate Wound: If you cast Violate Wound on a wounded target, it opens and deepens the wound, hurting them more. The more your foe suffers, the more severe the wound will be.
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Rolled 25, 78, 44, 41, 100, 70, 94, 14, 19, 29, 13, 38, 81, 68, 36, 81, 18, 18, 16, 61 = 944 (20d100)

>>3957251
I go the new pyramid with Owen playing the bag pipes as I do.
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Rolled 82, 5, 36, 7, 38, 14, 89, 74, 85, 66, 91, 100, 58, 31, 26, 24, 95, 97, 63, 11 = 1092 (20d100)

i occasionally reach over and squish the bag of the bag pipes while Shi is playing them, just because
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Rolled 30, 58, 74, 99, 89, 69, 98, 59, 36, 75, 53, 53, 67, 13, 38, 78, 86, 18, 14, 13 = 1120 (20d100)

>>3957105
>>3957182
You can't just let a player screw themselves out of playing without informing them. This isn't just railroading, it's obfuscated railroading to an unbearable degree. There's no in universe reason why Terry should be removed from play and I don't really see a reason to boot him on meta level either. #IstandwithTerry

>>3957243
"Fine, I'll keep the bonus, but you divinities have no grounds to spout self-help bullshit when you're in the business of slapping superpowers on random neets."

Now, if this fiasco is over and we're free to go, I'll make my way to the edge of the city and cross the boundary. I'm not leaving the game, I just want to observe a bit of the city and do some experiments.
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>>3953540
Reskilling has no effect for Chase and Shi because their class only has one skill.

However, Emiya, Owen and Mark can now put 15 points in the following skills to replace their previous class skills (see picture for rank values).

THIEF SKILLS (Emiya)
>Pick Pocket
>Open Lock
>Find/Remove Traps
>Stealth
>Hide in Shadows
>Detect Noise
>Climb
>Read Languages

ASSASSIN SKILLS (Owen)
>Stealth
>HIde in Shadows
>Detect Noise
>Climb
>Disguise
>Knowledge (Poison)

CON ARTIST (Mark)
>Pickpocket
>Disguise
>Bluff
>Intimidation
>Con Artist
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>>3957339
I tell Emiya to put 5 points in
>Open Lock
>Find/Remove Traps
>Detect Noise
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whats the difference between stealth and hide in shadows?
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>>3957360
Stealth is the regular skill to hide and move silently.

Hide in Shadows is a supernatural skill that makes you merge with the shadows.
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I put 5 points into stealth, 5 into hide in shadows, and 5 into knowledge (poison)
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>>3957366
OP what happens to Abigail and Larry.
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id like to have larry
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Larry the leopard and Owen the ear-piercer
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>>3956699
Cool, And I will keep this title forever.

>>3956778
>>3957400
I posthumously agree, as you are the least bastard of everyone here excepting Chase.

If someone else makes a second thread, expect me.
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Well I'm glad I have your approval
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Rolled 80, 28, 25, 86, 68, 28, 80, 17, 96, 97, 13, 30, 83, 83, 35, 72, 46, 99, 75, 5 = 1146 (20d100)

>>3957339
Bluff 10
Con Artist 5

OP if I want to be more proficient with my bow can I ask for instruction as part of my prize?
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>>3957548
Can I also plead a case for advancing my class?
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>>3957556
Nah man, you gotta study the Akashic records and find inner truth before you can level up.
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>>3957567
"Ugh, that's annoying then, are they atleast gonna give us access to those?
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>>3957571
"No, but apparently downloading Headspace works just as well."
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>>3957330
I should have started the thread directly in the arena. Then there wouldn't have been less railroading.


>>3957251
Q: Did Kek trash the pyramid before giving it to Loki?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds)
Roll: 41
A: Yes
Q: Did Ari/Terry leave any stuff in the pyramid?
Odds: ?
Roll: 76
A: No
Q: Is Larry friendly to Owen?
Odds: Likely (Jackson approves)
Roll: 28
A: Yes
>>3957317
Q: Can Shi make a decent bagpipes performance?
Perform: IQ (Exceptional) - 4 RS (specialized) = Below Average
Difficulty: Weak (beginner melody)
Roll: 25
A: Yes (close-ish to critical)
Q: Does Abigail accept Shi's authority?
Charisma: Average
Difficulty: Exceptional (no one compares to William)
Roll: 78
A: No
>>3957330
Q: If Chase leaves the thread, can he re-enter?
Odds: ?
Roll: 30
A: Yes
Q: Can he observe some physical properties of the thread?
IQ: Exceptional
Difficulty: Below Average
Roll: 58
A: Yes
>>3957548
Q: Can Mark get bow instruction as part of his prize?
Odds: ?
Roll: 80
A: No
Q: Can he plead his case for advancing his class?
Odds: Unlikely (he already has an advanced class)
Roll: 28
A: Yes
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Shi plays a small Celtic tune on the bagpipes. It's his first time practicing with "William's Bagpipes" so he plays a few false notes in the beginning, but then, he gets rather good at it.

"A D D, E Gb D, Gb A(higher) A(higher) A(lower) Gb D D, A D G Gb D A"

>>3957371
Larry, the cat, goes to Owen; Abigail goes to Shi. Abigail is mourning William's death, and the creepy instrument makes her feel repulsed. She also feels terrified. Larry, however, has taken a liking to Owen. When they arrive at Kek's pyramid, they find that Kek has trashed it. The walls are covered with a green, mucous goo and the chairs have been broken. Loki says, "Well, how petty of Kek. So, how do you guys think we should decorate our new HQ?" (The pyramid is described here >>3950704).

>Larry: Its spotted fur is eerily bright with flecks of pink and white. Its ears are sagged.
>Abigail: Priestess of Aphrodite, has a very neglected appearance. She has dark brown hair with strains of pink. Her eyes are bright green. Her figure is curvy. She has three pearl shaped piercings on each of her ears. Her personality is a bit absent-minded.

>>3957548
Ganesha can't instruct you in the art of archery, but he can offer you a class change. As you already have a third level class, he can't advance it further. However, he can change your class to another one of the same category. Con Artist, also known as Charlatan, is a Thief subclass. Ganesha offers to change your class to Scout or Thief-Acrobat. Make your choice:

>Blessing of Chaos: You receive a + 1 RS bonus when you attempt a chaotic action
>Scout (advanced class): This class is specialized in wilderness exploration and archery, with keen senses and an affinity to nature. (Getting this class could boost your proficiency with the bow).
>Thief-Acrobat (advanced class): This class is specialized in tightrope walking, pole vaulting, jumping, tumbling, and the likes.
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>>3957330
Ganesha answers, "You are far from random, rather, you represent the best of mankind, handpicked by the gods to fight in my Colosseum. It will be long before names such as William and Owen are forgotten."

The Colosseum is located on the eastern edge of the city, in the slums where the noise of the festivities would not disturb the citizens. Outside of the gates are the taverns "Isekai Shokudou" and "Ambrose's Tavern". Isekai Shokudou is a tavern-restaurant that serves food from various worlds, in particular, Isekai versions of Japanese dishes. Ambrose's Tavern is specialized in anomalous food and culinary practices. Regularly, illegal immigrants with no proper Familia identification, also called "orphans", are deported outside of the town. There are too many orphans to deport them all, so the lawful town guards only ever deport the most thuggish-looking ones. This is what happened to Terry and his thugs. Those orphans usually gather in one of those two taverns.

The first known physical property of leaving the thread is that the world outside of Devapura is the normal world of "Kek's Isekai"; this includes all of the previous threads. Devapura is located between the southern edge of the Empire of Tyria and the Wasteland. The second known property is that if you leave the thread, you can re-enter. This, you can test by making a step outside of the thread, and back inside.

>>3957478
You are in the Death Lodge, the club outside of the universe. Isekai victims who died a second time appear here, waiting for their next reincarnation. The Lodge is equipped with a tavern and a small casino. In the tavern, magical screens show the adventures of Isekai victims of interest. Regular plebs who die and appear in the Lodge must participate in the Death Games, with their souls on the line. This is not the case for the heroes of the Familia War, who have proven their worth.
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>>3958384
This goes well beyond railroading. You actively withheld information in order to undermine me.
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Rolled 83, 92, 92, 79, 9, 51, 24, 50, 100, 55, 89, 55, 82, 69, 1, 96, 68, 78, 91, 77 = 1341 (20d100)

>>3958386
I cast charm person on Abigail and try to convince her that I'm not a bad guy by saying to her "William may have been a good man, but there was no good in that fight. It was just animalstic nature of men fighting to survive it wasn't good vs evil it was man vs man. If you have to feel blame somone for this atrocity and the loss of your freind blame the gods. They took us here, lied to us, and then throw us in a death pit for their entertainment. This relic may look grotesque to you, but it represents the evil of the gods and hope we have against them to me.
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>>3958387
>Scout (advanced class): This class is specialized in wilderness exploration and archery, with keen senses and an affinity to nature. (Getting this class could boost your proficiency with the bow

Ranger path it is.

>>3958393
You guys must be ill-fated strangers
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Rolled 58, 84, 71, 49, 100, 21, 59, 27, 28, 44, 22, 97, 42, 60, 81, 100, 72, 17, 73, 70 = 1175 (20d100)

>>3958416
I loot the arena for something interesting, maybe something was thrown that have value in it. If I dont find anything I just scream in frustration
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>>3958415
Q: Can Shi cast Charm Person on Abigail?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Low - 2 RS (has his time to cast) = Minuscule
Roll: 83
A: Yes
Saving Throw: Will negates
Q: Does Abigail succeed her saving throw?
Willpower: Below Average
Difficulty: Shi's Willpower (Average)
Roll: 92 (3rd roll)
A: Critical No
Critical: the spell lasts for the entire day

>>3958415
Shi casts Charm Person on Abigail. The pink energy enters through her nose and ears, then flows into her body, soothing her pain and calming her fear. Abigail's body feels light and at ease. A magical effect she's familiar with, as it's her personal favorite spell to cast on other people. She was, for example, seen casting it on Aimee many times for fun.

"William was not a good man: he was a bad guy, a true badass, and that was part of the charm. This relic is grotesque, yes, but I understand the symbol you're going far, and the bleak survivalistic nature of reality. What's your name and what do you plan to do with me?"

The priestess Emiya grabs Shi's arm tightly. She shows some signs of being more emotional than before. Ever since they went on a date, she's gone out of her way to catch his attention even more. She touches him a lot, giving him passionate kisses and tender embraces. Emiya moves in for a deep kiss, but Shi can see a glimmer of anger in her eyes. She says, "Shi, I'm tired from the fight. You can talk to the slave another day, let's go pick our bedroom and rest. As you are the leader of this Familia (>>3953840), you should get the best bedroom."

>>3958419
Mark screams in frustration.
>Owen has looted all coins, items and ears
>Shi has looted William's lungs
>Loki has looted William's head, Ari's head and one of William's shin bones
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>>3958452
QM, both Con Artist and Scout are the same league right? If so please ignore my class change. Im keeping Con Artist
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Rolled 95, 36, 60, 40, 9, 75, 10, 57, 63, 65, 3, 36, 63, 96, 18, 66, 40, 37, 45, 47 = 961 (20d100)

>>3958386
“I propose a party, we should celebrate! We should really discuss as to what you really won from Kek, I would be really interested if you share it with us”

I also set up a game of blackjack in the party which is rigged slightly in favor of the house.

I suggest the HQ to contain an archer range or some dojo for us to train and maybe a lab too. I wanna try my hand in making poison
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Rolled 16, 32, 69, 80, 87, 95, 15, 35, 77, 36, 95, 5, 49, 55, 60, 75, 22, 92, 72, 73 = 1140 (20d100)

>>3958452
I say to Abigail "I'll talk to you tommorow, try to get some rest." I try to find the best bedroom and rest in it. I fuck Emiya before bed.
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Rolled 84, 21, 50, 89, 93, 5, 41, 1, 1, 31, 19, 39, 57, 35, 32, 34, 73, 41, 70, 57 = 873 (20d100)

i say to Loki,"We should gather up all the green goo and broken chairs and have Shi teleport it all back into the trailer as a nice surprise for Kek, we wouldn't want him to feel bad about leaving some of his prized possessions behind would we."
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Also Mark if you want i could help you make some poisons seeing as i actually know how to, as repayment for the daggers you gave me
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>>3958524
Im game for that, alchemy time boys. Potion making can be feasible right?
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well we're probably gonna need like some spider venom sacks and probably a few lizard gizzards but yea we could probably make poisons
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>>3958470
Yes, they are in the same league.
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>>3958484
Q: Does Loki have money at all?
Odd: ?
Roll: 60 (third roll)
A: No
Q: Will people attend the party?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 40
A: Yes
>>3958522
Q: Is the good poisonous?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds)
Roll: 50
A: Yes
Q: Can Owen use it?
Knowledge (poison): Average
Roll: 84
A: No

>>3958484
Here's the specific layout of the pyramid. The temple could be turned into a dojo.

>1st floor: common room, kitchen, sauna, bathroom
>2nd floor: 4 bedrooms
>3rd floor: Kek's bedroom
>Outside: small garden, pond
>Adjacent: Temple of Kek

Loki answers the questions. "What I've won from Kek is this pyramid. We need Emiya's talents to open all the bedroom chests, but I don't think they'll hold much. The rumors are that Kek has a gambling addiction and a lot of debts to pay (>>3948032). Speaking of debts, I'll pay a visit to the Mesopotamian gods to make a small loan for this party. We need booze, soma and snacks. Fuck, we need cat food and milk too."

>>3958522
"That sounds like a good plan, but that goo looks poisonous. I'm not too sure how to get rid of it. When it's all cleaned up, I'll hang William and Ari's stuffed heads over the chimney." Loki says with a mischievous grin on hos face. "Oh, Owen. Do you think you could make us some hallucinogenic poison? That will make the party more fun."

Knowledge (poison): Owen has never seen this type of poisonous goo, so he doesn't know what its properties are or how dangerous it could be. In fact, he couldn't even tell that it's poisonous from looking at it. This type of divine poison is probably more toxic than most.

Loki walks toward Abigail and put a red nose on her. "Welcome to the Familia. You look lovely, I'll buy some nice outfits for you." They both leave to go buy the supplies.

>>3958500
Nice rolls.
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>>3958588
Is there a library
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Rolled 39, 43, 87, 37, 77, 81, 42, 58, 75, 61, 70, 50, 16, 80, 23, 17, 4, 21, 48, 100 = 1029 (20d100)

i try to use my extensive knowledge of poisons to figure out what i would need for some hallucinogenic poison that wont kill everybody
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>>3958500
Q: Is there a library?
Odds: ?
Roll: 69 (3rd roll)
A: No

>>3958591
No library.
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>>3958419
My hat is still there, unless Owen took it.
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i took everything
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Q: Can Owen figure out what he needs for some hallucinogenic poison?
Knowledge (Poison): Average
Roll: 39
A: Yes

>>3958594
Knowledge (Poison): The easiest way of making non-lethal halluninogenic poison is to extract it from mushrooms. There are over a hundred species of magic mushrooms in the world, and they all have similar chemical characteristics. There are several subtypes of magic mushrooms, and each has its own unique chemical compounds and odor. You could find such mushroom in cow manure or in a woodland. But your best bet would be, of course, the local herbalist.
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Rolled 23, 94, 25, 8, 60, 26, 8, 76, 47, 26, 81, 60, 13, 31, 70, 26, 32, 5, 94, 83 = 888 (20d100)

I go to the local herbalist then
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>>3958624
OP how does Emiya feel about polygamy?
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Q: Describe the herbalist store
Rolls: 25, 8
A: Dominate of Enemies
Rolls: 60, 26
A: Abuse of The physical
Owen finds a black shop that catters to assassins
Q: Does Emiya Approve of polygamy?
Odds: 50/50 (possibility of mind control)
Roll: 80
A: No

>>3958652
The cultural normal in her homeland, Iphinor, is to view extramarital sex and harems as extremely impious. As a priestess, her views are even more extreme than normal. Before anything, Emiya obeys the demands of her goddess and it is very clear that Evylivon does not approve of polygamy. When you first met her, you had told her that she could be "one of your side hoes", and she felt honored by it. However, she was under the mind control of Harem Protag. Now that the cheat is gone, she's recovered her normal personality.

>>3958633
The herbalist is a large brute of a man named Yen-Shih. Yen-Shih uses the same kind of herb for treating almost any injury, from burn wounds to severe abdominal pains. He's an experienced herbalist and the rare owner of the skill Shadow Perception, which he likes to brag about in his shop.

He recommends that you get the mushroom "Aurinia Mystica", also called "the life changer", which has mild hallucinogenic properties. 1 ounce of Aurinia Mystica costs 16 copper coins, from which you could extract enough poison for a dozen people. He also sells a pack of 24 glass vials for 1 copper, which you would be very useful to store your poisons.
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Rolled 34, 34, 78, 91, 92, 10, 80, 63, 21, 14, 54, 63, 79, 15, 72, 33, 1, 45, 68, 60 = 1007 (20d100)

I say to Yen-Shih,"I'll have two ounces, and I'm also looking for something that will kill my targets swifty and painfully, nightshade perhaps?"
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i also buy 48 glass vials for 2 copper
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>>3958888
OP can I take more actions or do I have to wait intill the next day.
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>>3958944
You can take as many actions as you like. The current in-game time is about 5 PM.
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Rolled 93, 47, 16, 4, 79, 85, 34, 44, 92, 84, 17, 25, 15, 89, 82, 95, 7, 63, 52, 27 = 1050 (20d100)

>>3958888
I wake up from my nap. I say to Emiya I'm going out shopping. I then go to Abigail and say "I plan to use use as a slave adventurar. You will go in the dungeons with us and use your preist powers at my command to aid us. You will not get a split of the loot or money we find, but if you do a good enough job i'll grant you an allowance. If you disobey even once I'll kill you and use your body to make a revenant who will obey me." I try turning all the statues of Keket into Emiya by casting Change Statue. I then look for a magic spell book store.

Spell description:
Changes a nonliving statue into another form specified by the caster

Main action is looking for a magic book store.
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aww cmon Shi you gotta give me mark and chase atleast one statue for each of us
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>>3959012
I only make statues of my hoes as the saying goes hoes before bros.
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whatever
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I step outside the boundary, and find a stairs/pillar/wall or over appropriate piece of architecture to rest against. I let out a long sigh and flick my hood up and over my head, closing my eyes as I re-acclimate to the sensations of Death Perception. After a few moments, I open my eyes and check my right hand, tracing the teal V numeral with a finger. I try out a couple different configurations of Death Count, such as different types of tattoo and a few physical objects, usually with a scorpion motif. Eventually, I settle on a semitransparent teal hud overlayed over my vision.

Now that I've settled in, I move on to more serious business. My mind tracks back to that angel I saw this morning. Unknowingly, that angel revealed two very important pieces of information, two treasures that would be invaluable to anyone with the ability to find them.

A predatory smirk crosses my lips as I filter through the sea of information available to me. Two secrets.

One: The barrier around Devapura can be bypassed, there wouldn't be any hairtrigger responses if it was impossible to access cheats within the city.

Two: The method the forces of law use to detect this unlawful use of cheats is deeply flawed. If something as benign as biological siblings could trigger a false positive, their method of detection must be incredibly rudimentary and unnuanced.

Using Death Perception, I perceive the weaknesses in these systems and devise a plan to bypass them.
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>>3959124
I'll help you in whatever plan you come up with this whole not being able to use my cheats thing is a real bummer.
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Rolled 99, 28, 35, 38, 18, 15, 83, 28, 90, 18, 52, 91, 17, 24, 100, 51, 73, 57, 74, 2 = 993 (20d100)

>>3959124
I would like to point out that my cheat does not operate off of rolls, and hasn't in the past. That said, I'll do my normal roll even though I haven't done any actions that require it.
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>>3959143
We'll see. The unfortunate thing is that most cheats we have access to are too overt to use openly, even in terms of their passives. People will notice if Harem Protag or Edgelord become active. Funnily enough, it looks like Death Count would be the only one that would be feasible, as it exists only within my mind. If we can hide yours well enough though...
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>>3959124
If you had figured this out earlier I would have survived.
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>>3959157
Too much of a time crunch, this hack is probably going to take a lot of magical legwork.

It's funny actually, that the divine powers in this setting are misnamed as cheats. It's funny because now they're actually cheats, as in illegal advantages gained through external tampering.
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>>3959151
Harem Protag's passive effect on women would make it hard to conceal, but Edglelord can be concealed as long I don't summon my guns, teleport, or absorb damage from cuts. The only ability of Edgelord I could use if I were to conceal it would be my bonus to rolls worded edgy.
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>>3959181
I effects your voice and presence, as well as having a very noticeable enchantment effect when dealing with dark entities. That last part is particularly difficult to manage when you're in a city of gods.
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>>3959199
Well no matter I don't see hacking the main frame just a way to acess our cheats. If our ultimate goal is to take out the gods I'm sure having acess to the system that enables and disables cheats could have some use especially if we could figure out how to take and give cheats.
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>>3959208
Cheats can be exchanged via soul manipulation.

Remember, if there's a way to use cheats in Devapura it's a near certainty that other entities have found a work around. This game just got a lot more interesting.
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>>3959208
Also, I don't really see taking out the gods as a worthwhile goal, it's likely to get us erased or sent to a fate worse than death. Becoming a major power in Devapura seems like a much more manageable and profitable goal.
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>>3959271
Well my goal is allways to gain more power in which ever ways possible. I just thought you wanted to get revenge for what the gods did to us.
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>>3959276
It's a pretty shit system, but ultimately the culture is against us here, and I don't think a coup is going to be feasible in the foreseeable future.
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OP can mortal ascend to godhood.
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>>3958995

1st roll is reserved to looking for a magic store
Q: Can Shi can Change Statue?
Willpower: Average
Wisdom: Average
Roll: 47
A: Yes
Q: How good is his memory of Emiya?
Memory: Above average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 16
A: Good
Q: Can Shi find a magic book store?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 97 (1st roll)
A: No
>>3959145
Q: Can Chase understand more about quantum attractors?
Knowledge (quantum physics): IQ (Exceptional) - 5 RS (super specialized) = Low
Roll: 99
A: Critical No

>>3958909
"Nightshade is a perfect choice, indeed. I see that you are a connoisseur."

1 ounce of nightshade is 2 copper. Depending on your proficiency, you need 1 to 2 ounce to make one vial of lethal poison. A granite mortar and pestle costs 1 copper, which you'd need to grind the leaves.

>>3958995
>I say to Emiya I'm going out shopping
She only moans, rolls in the other direction and falls back asleep.

>I then go to Abigail and say "I plan to use use as a slave adventurar."
Larry is on her lap now and he starts to purr. You can see the pink glow of the charm spell still in her eyes. "Yokatta. This is such a nice promotion from being a sex slave that I do not know how to thank you."

>I try turning all the statues of Keket into Emiya by casting Change Statue.
Successful. As you have a good visual memory of her, you can reproduce an accurate looking statue of Emiya that captures every fiber of her feminity and elegance. Her voluptuous curves are slightly emphasized with the detailing. Emiya's exquisite breasts and busty hips are sculpted to highlight them with just the right amount of curves.

>Main action is looking for a magic book store.
You can't find any. Wizards are very rare, as a subclass of sorcerer, so maybe such store is not very common.

>>3959124
I will use Death Count as described on your sheet, I don't know all the details that happened in your previous thread.

Death Count: The secrets that you have discovered are correct. Here are their weaknesses.

The weakness of the barrier is that there's no barrier, only the detection system.

The weakness of their detection system is that it relies on calculating the coordinates of quantum attractors. What a quantum attractor is, you cannot understand intuitively. This is both a physical weakness and a psychological weakness.

1) The physical weakness is that it's vulnerable to false positives and noise. If there are too many attractors at the same time, the system is blind.
2) The psychological weakness is that this system can be provided false information. An example is passing off Death Count as being Reaper Aspirant.

>>3959291
>OP can mortal ascend to godhood.
Yes.
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Some Isekai music by singer Konomi Suzuki.

Akashic Records of Bastard Magic Instructor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYWVPU8W620

No Game No Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaksNlNniis

Re: Zero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQulCltPdRY
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>>3959358
Wait OP your saying I can pass off my cheats as strengths.
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>>3959365
No game no life is one of my favorite animes.
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>>3959358
I look for a shop that sells scrolls and if I can't find that I look for a wizard to train me.
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>>3959358
Also OP are you saying that we can selectively chose to turn of our cheats and if so can we chose to turn off only parts of our cheats.
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Rolled 93, 41, 38, 3, 41, 89, 65, 22, 15, 89, 15, 45, 20, 9, 82, 23, 72, 19, 41, 44 = 866 (20d100)

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>>3959376
My main action was looking for a wizard to train me.
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Rolled 21, 60, 90, 75, 62, 17, 84, 6, 63, 64, 5, 11, 5, 33, 6, 49, 36, 84, 95, 79 = 945 (20d100)

I buy 10 ounces of nightshade plus the mortar and pestle, as I walk out the door I say,"Next time I need poisons ill know you're the one to go to, good day." And I go back to the pyramid, once I'm there i sit down at a table and I process my mushrooms into the hallucinogenic Substance, Pouring It Into the vials I bought
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>>3959358
I would draw attention to a previous scenario, wherein I was able to divine the mechanics of antimagic despite not being an educated wizard, but I don't need to, because I already cracked this without the need for divine hax or dice.

At first glance, this information appears to be nonsense. How could there not be something physically preventing us from using our cheats? Why wasn't Jackson immortal? Why isn't Shi irresistable? Why can't I access my death perception? All of these are passive abilities that cannot be disabled, so how haven't they activated?

Now, I'm by no means a quantum physicist, but even a relative layman like me has at least heard of the concept of Quantum Attraction, the idea that information is in a state of flux until it is observed, the "collapse of the waveform" if you will. The reason why none of our cheats have worked is because we have always believed that they wouldn't.

This concept is proven when Loki, in his stupidity came to believe that Owen existed as a simulacrum of me created by a cheat. When Owen was believed to be a cheat, the detection system began to consider him as one, creating a false positive.

With this in mind, as long as a cheat can be spun as a special talent or coincidence to observers, it can be used with near impunity. In the same vein, if a mass phantasm causing people to believe they had cheat magic were to be employed, actual divine magic could be used brazenly within the effected area.

I'm going to exploit this knowledge by creating a mythos of "always having a plan" and "always finding the enemy's weakness" to cover up my abuse. I have a few ideas on how to maintain such a mythical persona.

What strikes me about this system is how fucking useless it is against isekai characters, but I suppose it does the job of keeping the gods in line well enough. It's probably not even meant to stop semidivine mortals but the lawdrones just enforce it because they are incapable of comprehending the spirit of the law.
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>>3959425
The law of attraction is bullshit. It's all snake oil salesmen trying to sell you their book. Fuck off with that bullshit. The idea that it's consciousnesses that causes electrons to act like a particle instead of a wave is not provable.
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>>3959655
It's not consciousness that does it, it's light allegedly. Not that the actual real life physics applies to this situation, it's more like rules to a magic system rather than a proven physical process.

As fun as the knowledge that we're still allowed to play with our extra special toys is, it's going to be a real bitch to convey this information in character. There's too big a risk to tell any of you guys if we're not absolutely certain nobody can hear us, and scrying is a very real possibility.

>>3959358
After considering all this new information, suddenly everything regarding the mystery of the anticheat system becomes clear.

I stand up and walk past the guards into the city, my mind racing with all the weaknesses of passersby due to (((r43P3r 42P3r4Nt))). Clad in a teal hoodie, one kf the most dangerous men in Devapura walks towards Loki's pyramid with the self-satisfied smile of someone who knows something he was never meant to find out.
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Rolled 95, 14, 66, 67, 61, 27, 33, 50, 28, 22, 97, 16, 22, 49, 44, 62, 51, 96, 17, 73 = 990 (20d100)

>>3959738
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>>3959738
When I get home, I ask where the others are and if Loki needs any help cleaning the place.
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>>3959738
Well the way you were saying it sounded like you were talking about the law of attraction as described in self help books like the secret. I understand that your trying to say that cheats are both active and inactive at the same time, but I don't really gate how how our belief or lack of belief in the cheats makes it active or in active respectability.
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Ok I understand it now rather than our belief being like the observation of the electrons it's like the covering up of one of the slits. It forces them to act like particles and go through only of the slits. It forces the activity to be either inactive or active depending on our belief in it.
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Well I just wasted like 3 hours of my life learning quantum physics. I'm going to bed.
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Rolled 73, 56, 39, 23, 91, 70, 77, 8, 42, 40, 37, 96, 85, 5, 20, 98, 77, 28, 44, 1 = 1010 (20d100)

>>3959365
Ill be looking for possible targets for a con, also look for possible recruit to build my network of spies and agents.
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>>3959839
I'm thinking of completely crashing the detection network by publishing a book that aims to convince people that they can use god powers with the right state of mind. The book would of course be titled, The Secret.
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>>3959828
>>3959894
The fuck happened to my name? Must have messed with it without realizing.
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>>3959894
I would be carful the nature of the detection system is still not fully understood. Kek never said you were using a cheat he said Owen seemed to be your clone or tulpa. Than the law angel appeared and acussed Owen of using a cheat not you.
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>>3959944
Wux later elaborated that autonomous clones are considered cheats. The perception and possibility is what triggered the system.

The book plan is basically an extreme measure to completely nuke the system to assist in whatever crazy scheme we would need to do that for. Some examples would be: getting you to command a demonic army for an extended period of time extreme After Effect time shenanigans, or mass mind control with Harem Protag. Basically, whenever we need to show the lawfags the true meaning of chaos.

Nice digits by the way.
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>>3959368
Possibly.

>>3959371
I wonder if it's possible to make a quest like No Game No Life.

>>3959379
I don't think you can choose to turn them off. Your cheats were temporarily deactivated by Kek when he brought you to this city.
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>>3949359
>>3949531
>>3950378
>>3950313
>>3951587
Updating sheets

Everyone except Shi gets Blessing of Chaos
>Blessing of Chaos: You receive a + 1 RS bonus when you attempt a chaotic action

Emiya
>Open Lock: Average
>Find/Remove Traps: Average
>Detect Noise: Average

Owen
>Stealth: Average
>Hide in Shadow: Average
>Knowledge (Poison): Average

Mark
>Bluff: Above Average
>Con Artist: Average

Shi
>Wizard (prestige class): You can use your IQ score when casting known spells. New spells can be learnt from scrolls, books or trainers. Sorcerer spells can still be casted using vizualization. You receive a spellbook that contains 1 random spell.
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>>3953523
>>3960409
QM, I thought it would bump up my Con Artist Level. Though here it is if you missed it.
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>>3960417
Same with the bluff too.
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>>3960409
Aaah right ok its reskilling. My bad. I though we were gonna level up or smthing anyhoo. Ignore
>>3960418
>>3960417
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If you want QM i can just repost my character with all my equipment and skills and stuff
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>>3960417
It should only bump up your bluff since you put 10 points in bluff and 5 points in con artist.
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>>3959382

Q: Can Shi find a wizard to train him?
Odds: No Way (stated wizards are rare)
Roll: 92
A: Critical No
Critical: wizards are but a legend
Q: Can Shi find a shop that sells scrolls?
Odds: ?
Roll: 41
A: Yes
Q: Describe
Rolls: 38, 3
A: Inform of Environment
Rolls: 41, 89
A: Expose of Portals
Portals Environment = planar
Q: Does he sell regular DanMashi spells?
Odds: ?
Roll: 65
A: No
Q: Roll
Rolls: 22, 15
A: Befriend of The innocent
Friendship
Rolls: 89, 15
A: Attract of The innocent
Charm Person
Rolls: 45, 20
A: Celebrate of Joy
Joi
Rolls: 9, 82
A: Malice of Dispute
Discord
Rolls: 23, 72
A: Judge of Adversities
Appraise Rank
>>3959399
Q: Can Owen make the hallucinogenic drug?
Knowledge (poison): Average
Difficulty: High
Roll: 21
A: Yes
>>3959742
Q: Do the city guards deactivate Chase's cheats when he re-enters?
Odds: A Sure Thing - 1 RS (Blessing of Chaos) = Near Sure Thing
Roll: 95
A: No
Mark >>3959879
Q: Can Mark find a target for a con?
Con Artist: Average
Difficulty: Average (the very definition of the job)
Roll: 73
A: No

>>3959376
Wizards are a legend, no one has ever heard of anybody who was one, even less one who's willing to train others. Most people in Devapura have one of the four regular classes, only the few gods who are extremely chaotic in nature give the chance to their children to spin the wheel.

However, you can find a small sorcerer shop that sells scrolls. The shop is decorated with a number of ornate elemental satin curtains and some wonderful serpentine stones on the front desk. The sorcerer's staff has purple horns, and he has a rotating light bulb follows him as he walks around the store. Spell scrolls are very rare, but this sorcerer has brought them from an extra-planar city. He has 5 scrolls for sale. He can't describe the effects of the scrolls, since he's not a wizard.

>Scroll of Joi: 2 silver
>Scroll of Friendship: 2 silver
>Scroll of Charm Person: 4 silver
>Scroll of Discord: 10 gold
>Scroll of Appraise Rank: 10 gold
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>>3960423
You don't need to repost your sheet but thank you.

>>3959399
Yen-Shih bows. "Good evening, venerable customer."

When you're back at the pyramid, you work on your craft. Skin contact with the mushrooms is to be avoided, so you use plastic gloves, which Yen-Shih gave you for free. You extract the LSA-like poison from the mushrooms: you carefully chop them, grind them, and mix the resulting substance with ethanol. The ethanol destroys some of the more toxic agents. You let it settle out then fill the vials with a glowing, blue semi-liquid substance. (Possibly, you put milk in small vials, in the same quantity as your poison. One side effect of the Aurinia Mystica drug is that it can make people nauseous, but milk or fresh ginger reduces it.)

>>3959738
The reason why none of your cheats have worked is that Kek deactivated when you entered Devapura. Intuitively, you feel your other thoughts are on the right track, but there's more that you cannot understand. Fatum, the detection system, is more complicate than that.

Your mind is filled with hundreds of weaknesses. A lot of people have the same weaknesses, which tend to be related to the seven sins. People are just disgusting creatures. You notice that the robotic, inevitable guards seem more active than previously. A few patrols cross your path, jogging in the opposite direction, toward the eastern gate.

Death Count: The inevitables have few weaknesses at all.

>Physical: They cannot heal nor resurrect. They are vulnerable to chaotic weapons.
>Mental: They only have plebian-level intelligence; they are vulnerable to computer viruses.
>Psychological: They follow the Law to the letter, even if it's not beneficial to them.

>>3959828

Only Owen is home. Emiya is sleeping; Loki and Abigail and buying supplies for the party; Shi is buying magical supplies; Mark is building his network outside.

It's correct to say that you're the most dangerous man in Devapura. I would compare you to Light Yagami from Death Note.

>>3959879
You casually walk the street. Your eyes dart around, searching for a target. You find an old rich woman, wearing a red blouse, ivory-coloured skirt, black boots and sunglasses who is talking loudly to some servant. As you know, rich women are emotionally vulnerable, because you can't buy affection with money, and greed creates a barrier between them and other people. They are thus the most desperate human beings and the easiest to con out of some money. You approach her, with a fake smile, a few smooth lines in your mind, confident in your art.

But when she sees you approach, she slaps you. She turns out to be Gaia, the goddess of the earth. Her intuition is so developed that she can almost read minds. You can't just con the oldest person in the world like that. Maybe your job is not so easy when you're in Devapura.

As for finding potential spies and agents, what kind of people are you looking for?
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>>3960523
orphans, beggars, street children and maybe enchanted talking animals. I draw my bow and shoot it to the sky, loaded with a dull missile of course and hope it leads me to some useful agent.
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Rolled 55, 14, 23, 5, 3, 87, 32, 34, 84, 23, 28, 31, 88, 60, 94, 96, 39, 41, 80, 15 = 932 (20d100)

I process all of my night shade into vials, veryyy carefully
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Rolled 49, 13, 7, 3, 80, 27, 80, 80, 96, 71, 1, 15, 91, 34, 52, 19, 75, 19, 17, 65 = 894 (20d100)

>>3960523
If there's nothing else going on, I'll say hi to Owen and then head off to that Armsmaster organization Loki mentioned. That class would effectively give me a +1 to every weapon considering my base class.
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Rolled 3, 36, 65, 75, 80, 68, 54, 76, 70, 34, 55, 59, 62, 50, 70, 33, 75, 69, 29, 71 = 1134 (20d100)

>>3960531
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I'm using the quantum computer to roll for Mark.

Quantum roll: 60280592738855432945687195157500416431486677351253455463024222421150177630941950401037711090611248958531915290464713172646377524050712141570118935182242004382353061270799992253941571005479644959223455245620923193798571387605455068509896019049718555382076250630618587140888223609266908118243536389413257046303
Q: Describe where Mark is led
Rolls: 05, 92
A: Recruit of Animals
Q: Describe the animal shelter
Rolls: 73, 88
A: Propose of Illusions
Enchanted
Q: Describe the leader of the hideout
Method: /pol/ generator
Going to post # 60280592 (first 8 numbers rolled)
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/160274223/#160280592
The post is about the Black Panther movie and complaning about the lack of diversity in the movie
Q: Is the panther hostile?
Charisma: Above Average
Difficulty: Low (we are in a non-violent city)
Roll: 60 (first roll)
A: No

>>3960531
With your newly-acquired Blessing of Chaos, you are now connected to the force of chaos, the force that is outside of the vile and cruel Newtonian Universe. You follow the chaotic missile, and it leads you to a strange animal hideout for animals. It's a cavern in an abandoned alleyway, it looks old and dirty and there's a chain-link fence going around it. Its the home of various animals: rabbits, pigs and bears. Their leader is Wix, a talking black panther.

"As you don't look like a city guard, I assume you're not here to kick us out of our home. You can sit on the floor and talk to me. Truly, the city of Devapura lacks diversity, and it's rare that animals like us can be full-fledged members of a Familia. We only ever serve as familiars, pets and servants. This tyranny must end! What do you think about this subject, stranger?"
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Q: Can Owen process the nightshare into vials?
Knowledge (Poison): Average
Difficulty: Below Average (a mere herbalist could do it)
Roll: 55
A: Yes

>>3960549
You use the mortar and pestle to grind the nightshade leaves. You drop the resulting mixture in small vials that you have filled with William's scented oils; macerated oils make the poison more virulent and last longer. It only takes you an hour or so to make a total of 12 vials of Mystica drug, and 12 vials of nightshade poison.

Loki comes back home with Abigail, who's now dressed in a semi-transparent slave outfit, bought from the Pleasure Quarters. This should make her status as a sex slave clear to everyone. (Abigail claims that she's an adventurer slave, but Loki doesn't believe it.) He's also bought a lot of booze and soma for the party and says that he's invited a bunch of people to come over.
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Rolled 44, 30, 94, 56, 52, 57, 79, 75, 80, 44, 43, 77, 90, 30, 91, 76, 4, 4, 52, 44 = 1122 (20d100)

>>3960589
“I agree about being the master of one’s faith. What do you think about a partnership? Help me acquire intelligence and I’d help you move up from being pariahs to welcome citizens. You do need a man inside those city walls. What do you say champ?
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Q: Does accessing the trainers require Gold Rank?
Odds: ? (that was the rank for accessing special books in thread #3)
Roll: 49
A: Yes

>>3960552
The organization that was mentioned by Loki is the Adventurer's Guild, which is located in the tower at the center of the city (>>3950704). The hostess is an ogress dressed like a schoolgirl. She's rather cute but she is not very charismatic, and she has crossed eyes and a speech defect.

"Oh, a member of ze Loki Familia. Congratulations for winning ze War. Aren't you ze guy who got killed by ze champion, William? Anyway, if you want to access our specialized trainers, you must be an adventurer of Gold Rank or higher. But currently, all members of ze Loki Familia are only at ze lowest rank. Ze ranks are: Iron, Bronze, Silver, Gold, Platinum and Mithril. Your guild rank is determined by how many quests you've completed for ze guild. Do you have any questions?"
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Rolled 64, 63, 30, 1, 16, 89, 22, 67, 46, 63, 25, 17, 9, 31, 90, 45, 35, 61, 35, 90 = 899 (20d100)

I show the vials of mushroom juice to Loki and ask him how he wants me to distribute it.
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>>3960613
"That's a bit of a misconception. Will went down easily enough but unfortunately so did his body. Figures that I would dispatch the Throat Cutter in two strokes but end up stabbed to death under his corpse." I say wryly.

God I hate adventurer's guilds, if only there was a way to-

I'm fucking stupid sometimes. While she drawls on about nonsensical metalurgy ranks and government sanctioned privateering against citizens, I use Death Perception to find a specific weakness in the Armsmaster class. Namely, the difficulty of becoming or training one. This should reveal the prerequisites for the class, and determine whether or not I'm going to have to bother with cliche progression memes.
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Rolled 47, 75, 68, 79, 49, 41, 48, 45, 5, 24, 59, 39, 96, 76, 46, 93, 25, 94, 90, 40 = 1139 (20d100)

>>3960642
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>>3960608
Q: Does Wix agree?
Charisma: Above Average
DIfficulty: ?
Roll: 44
A: Yes
>>3960649
Q: Does the hostess think that William was awesome?
Odds: Likely (he wasthe favorite)
Roll: 68

>>3960608
Wix thinks carefully about your offer. He discusses it with the other animals and comes back to you. "Yes, we are pariahs. No one pays attention to us so gathering intelligence is not difficult for us. You look trustworthy. So I accept to work together. What we expect from you is that you work on making the gods aware of the nature of our struggle."

>>3960642
The hostess shrugs. "I don't know. Froat Cutter was good but William was better. He had good manners and had zat kind of aura only true heroes have. So I felt a little let down and frustrated when he fell."

Death Perception: The weakness of this system is that the Armsmaster class is a meme class. It takes years to reach Gold Rank, which is the time it would take to increase your weapon skills. A carrot on a stick, and a cheap excuse for the trainers to teach the guild members about their inner value.

>>3960619
Loki answers seriously, a glimmer of ambition in his eyes. "Very impressive. You did good, Owen. Give the vials to our guests for free, especially the sluts and the degenerates. If they are hooked then we can start a drug business and gain a steady income. If they get sick, I'll claim that I don't know you."

The first guest enters. It is Heimdall, the god of guardians, also known as Helm. The god has purple hair that cover the right side of his face, and wears a mithril suite of armor. He's in charge of the security in the city and is accompanied by two high-level inevitables. That is to say, he's the main villain of the setting.

"Helm! I don't remember inviting you to the party."

"Hm." Helm answers. He makes a hand gesture, and the two guards walk to a corner and stand straight.

Loki plays "Choir Jail" on the stereo, by Konomi Suzuki. Helm is visibly annoyed by this choice of music. Loki increases the volume.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iTCAirmYro
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>>3960716
>>3960716
Hmm, that doesn't make much sense to me. Of course, the part about the guild jerking people around in their typical faux mentor capacity makes sense, but Armsmaster clearly exists in a capacity beyond being an invented construct of the adventurer's guild. I know this, because I've seen it in two contexts independent from the guild, and I know the mechanical effects of it. I'm not looking to weigh the benefits of joining the guild, I'm trying to find out how I can get the class. Hell, I even saw an Armsmaster who's explicitly not in the guild in a previous realm.

Since when do they let twinks run sec anyway? No wonder the system is so garbage at preventing cheat abuse.
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>>3960716
Ayt, their is party to that is being held currently at Loki's HQ. I'd ask some underling of you who is well versed with the socio-politics or at least know the people to come with me. Ill just say he's my familiar or smthing
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>>3960735
"There is a party being held currently at Loki's place. I'd like to have some company, maybe an underling of yours who knows the people who cares about your cause or something"

Fuck my English, I'll buy some cards and a poker set before coming back to the HQ.
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Rolled 24, 43, 10, 27, 4, 60, 57, 99, 20, 30, 33, 77, 38, 19, 99, 99, 46, 24, 99, 25 = 933 (20d100)

>>3960736
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Rolled 43, 18, 12, 46, 18, 39, 94, 27, 66, 26, 58, 27, 67, 22, 9, 70, 90, 85, 25, 31 = 873 (20d100)

>>3960738
That's a whole lot of 99.

>>3960731
In any case I'll make my excuses and leave. No sense in getting mixed up in any of this bullshit. I do try to sort through my confusion about the class system though; the line between gameplay abstraction and arbitrary classification is a bit muddled right now.

Walking home as well.
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Rolled 86, 56, 48, 82, 24, 84, 56, 89, 25, 11, 63, 92, 63, 11, 67, 62, 50, 100, 24, 52 = 1145 (20d100)

I hand about 6 vials to people who I think would probably get addicted to it, I use the other 6 vials to spike wherever people are getting drinks from
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>>3960738
Q: Does anyone accept to come?
Charisma: Above Average
Difficulty: Exceptional (he said the F word)
Roll: 24
A: Yes
>>3960750
Q: Can Owen identify the people most likely to get addicted?
Intuition: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 86
A: No
A roll doesn't work, he must pick from the list

>>3960731
>>3960745
Class system: Mythic is a skill-based RPG. Classes are only informal titles for people who have a certain skillset. Hence, they are actually an invented construct.

Armsmaster: As the Armsmaster class only grants a +1 RS bonus to weapon skills (>>3951940), it is obtained by taking the time to practice all of your weapon skills (pic related).

Skills: Your skills are already much better than anyone who would call themselves an Armsmaster. If the guild tested you, they'd call you a Battlemaster or Sword Saint. In terms of Swords, you have the highest rank, so there's no human more skilled than you in the entire world.

SKILL RANKS (martial arts)
>Minuscule: white/yellow belt
>Weak: orange/green belt
>Low: blue/brown belt
>Below Average: black belt
>Average: an average professional fighter (>>3947918)
>Above Average: a talented professional
>High: a local champion
>Exceptional: world champion
>Incredible: this rank is not reachable by humans
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Rolled 99, 34, 71, 84, 43, 58, 67, 74, 72, 61, 59, 24, 15, 98, 80, 61, 64, 56, 92, 50 = 1262 (20d100)

I give the 12 vials to the richest looking people I can find
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>>3960736
Wix inclines his head. "I'll come with you, but please don't use the F (familiar) word again. This is highly offensive in our culture. You have to introduce me as your friend."

>>3960750
The guests are Helm (god of guardians), Kek (good of chaos), Guanyin (goddess of mercy), Ishtar (goddess of lust), Ganesha (god of the masses), Gaia (goddess of earth), Aqua (goddess of water), Hermes (god of thieves), Hephaestus (goddess of smiths), Kali (goddess of death) and they all brought 3 of their children, except Helm who only brought 2 guards.

>I hand about 6 vials to people who I think would probably get addicted to it
Pick your targets from the list above.

The common room has a small bar, that was previously empty but now is full of champagne cups, Soma cups, and the cocktails that Loki make. Abigail brings to the guests various NEET-tier snacks such as potato chips, wild boar sausages and peanuts. If you ever though about drinking Soma, don't. This is the drink of the gods and it causes severe addiction.

>Loki is making cocktails
>Abigail is waitress
>Owen is selling drugs
>Mark is expected to run the blackjack

Loki plays "Crossing Field" by LiSA (theme song of Sword Art Online). The purity and beauty of the Japanese singer, only rivaled by that of the elves, is for the purpose of ennerving Helm and the inevitables.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KId6eunoiWk
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Rolled 14, 23, 93, 20, 80, 65, 26, 40, 44, 45, 62, 35, 91, 94, 18, 69, 97, 70, 24, 56 = 1066 (20d100)

I give each god one, with the exception of Hermes, and Ishtar who I give two
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>>3961062
Am I there yet?
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Rolled 44, 98, 87, 2, 44, 82, 74, 3, 83, 70, 80, 84, 53, 24, 49, 80, 95, 40, 47, 86 = 1225 (20d100)

>>3960518
I buy
>Scroll of Joi: 2 silver
>Scroll of Friendship: 2 silver
>Scroll of Charm Person: 4 silver
>Scroll of Discord: 10 gold
>Scroll of Appraise Rank: 10 gold

I cast charm person on the shopkeeper I then say to him "As you can see I'm a big spender. I need evocation and defense scrolls. If you can get me those type of scrolls and give me a 50% discount on my future purchases i'll exclusively buy from you." I then go back to the the pyramid and start trying to learn the spell discord.
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>>3961153
Main action is learning the spell discord.
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>>3958387
Wait a Hot damn second, Although I'm almost certain that it's NOT what it means, does that mean those who died can reapply next thread?
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>>3961200
I can only assume that it doesn't work that way, as It would sort of defeat the purpose of the Familia Wars, but I had to ask.
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>>3961104
Yes, you're there.

>>3961200
Yes, those who die can reapply the next thread.
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Rolled 44, 97, 71, 60, 95, 77, 43, 8, 55, 35, 38, 94, 56, 35, 65, 73, 71, 38, 73, 57 = 1185 (20d100)

>>3961062
I come back and run the blackjack table, and let Wix talk to the guests
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>>3961398
How long will you run this thread for then OP.
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>>3961398
Fuck Yeah. Owen, I expect Larry back, and Shi, I expect a rematch.
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>>3961409
I run the thread until it reaches page 11.
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>>3961422
Will there be another gladiatorial match and dungeon crawling or will it be more like a traditional thread.
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Rolled 18, 16, 20, 46, 15, 88, 82, 36, 1, 22, 63, 25, 39, 75, 27, 56, 44, 76, 59, 74 = 882 (20d100)

>>3961398
In that case, I pull up to the function like I wasn't shanked to death that morning, which is to say with a pulse.

How's the room organized? Particularly in terms of the positions of the various gods. First things first, time to test the premise. Gods in Devapura are supposed to be somewhat close to mortal powerlevels, so I want to review how close they actually are. For convenience's sake, I will mostly just focus on Helm's capabilities. This will of course be a complete physical and psychological profile, including stats, abilities, mental quirks, fetishes, skills, and personality. I would ask about his sexuality, but it's common knowledge that anyone who dedicates most of their time to moderating something is definitely gay.

I enter the pyramid and unzip my jacket before attuning to the leyline of quietly restrained autism present in the pyramid, namely Helm and his toy bodyguards. Not wanting the poor guy to get caught in a rut with his corporate espionage, I move over to him and try to strike up a conversation.

"Heimdall, right? Name's Chase. I have to say, you and yours run a much tighter ship than the last city I got dropped in. You really get a sense of order among the chaos here, not like the criminal hives you usually see. Is there anything you are particularly proud of in the city?"
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>>3961504
nice rolls
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>>3961413
You will get your rematch, but don't expect for me to go easy on you.
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>>3961508
What can I say, I know how to coax a timid spy out of their comfort zone.
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>>3961485
We'll vote at the end of the thread.
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>>3961516
Wouldn't have it any other way.
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Rolled 66, 28, 91, 6, 1, 20, 33, 19, 16, 60, 72, 30, 96, 54, 3, 41, 9, 54, 35, 71 = 805 (20d100)

Jackson you'll get larry, ur hat, ur glasses, and what's left of your axe
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O shit didn't mean to roll
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>>3961522
I'm personally pretty partial to this city. Lot's of fun intrigue and plotting in a more condensed, political setting like this. Not to mention urban fantasy weirdness, Devapura fits the bill for a truly bizarre town.
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>>3961528
I think I get a copy of everything (most likely excluding Larry) when I come back. If I don't, I'll take it back. If I do, keep it.
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>>3961531
Do you want to know my master plan for this place? Make it even more ordered because Kek took my train. Now I will build a metro system, and try and clean the streets, because seriously it's a fucking mess.
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>>3961540
Maybe you should join Helmie's clan then.
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>>3961542
If he accepts humans that is, he doesn't seem like much of a people person
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>>3961540
The head station goes smack dab on top of his pyramid. Or rather, his current place of residence elsewhere.
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>>3961542
He doesn't have one, I think. And my plan has no tolerance for his type of "Law". AKA Lawful Stupid. To the spirit and not the letter, you know?
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>>3961504
Also, I bring him a drink from the table.

None for me though, that would be Haram.
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I'm going to sleep so I can't respond further.

Q: Can Owen make the gods take drugs?
Charisma: Low
Helm: Superhuman
Roll: 14
A: No
Kek: Average (Kek's odds)
Roll: 23
A: Yes
Guanyin: Superhuman
Roll: 93
A: Critical No
Ishtar: Average
Roll: 20
A: Yes
Ganesha: High
Roll: 80
A: No
Gaia: High
Roll: 65
A: No
Aqua: Low
Roll: 26
A: Yes
Hermes: Average
Roll: 40
A: No
Hephaestus: High
Roll: 44
A: No
Kali: Average
Roll: 45
A: No

>>3961069
You bring a vial of drugs to Helm. He takes it with his handkerchief, examines it closely at the torches' light and says, "Who has this been made for? Do you understand that I'm the chief of security in this city? I will take this to the lab to analyze it and arrest you if it really is drugs."

You bring another one to Guanyin. She slowly pours the liquid on the floor and explains the harmful effects of drugs. "That's not good. Drugs lead to heedlessness, heedlessness leads to unwholesome actions, and unwholesome actions lead to imprisonment in the negative cycle of rebirth. As an Isekai victim, you should know how bad it is, living at the whims of cruel demiurges such as Loki."

Kek, Aqua and Ishtar accept to take the drugs. Kek and Aqua start dancing crazily in the middle of the room. Aqua shakes her body against Kek's. Kek's body is really grotesque and doesn't look human but he is able to move it around as he likes. The atmosphere is close to ecstasy.

Aqua says, "Wow! I'm feeling weird. What kind of wine did this kid give us?! What a good party!"

Kek yells, "KU-KU-KU-KA-KEK! THIS WAS MY PYRAMID. THEY TOOK IT FROM ME. I DON'T CARE. DANCE WITH ME, BITCHES."

Ishtar walks up to the two robotic guards and starts flirting with them. They don't respond or react but she doesn't seem to notice.

The other gods simply decline.
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Would I get a bonus to all of that because of the blessing of chaos because im giving drugs to litteral gods?
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>>3961537
>>3961540
You won't get a copy of everything. But Kek didn't take your train. It's been left behind in Iphionor, the frozen land.

>>3961599
Yes,but it doesn't change the results. Hermes is the closest to being drugged, but with the Blessing you would still need to roll a 35.
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>>3961153
Q: Does the shopkeeper have more scrolls than that?
Odds: ?
Roll: 87 (3rd roll)
A: No
Q: Can Shi cast Charm Person on the shopkeeper?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Low
Roll: 98
A: Critical No
Critical: the shopkeeper counter attack
Q: Can the Shopkeeper cast Charm Person on Shi?
Willpower: Above Average
Difficulty: Low
Roll: 2
A: Critical Yes
Critical: No saving throw for Shi
Q: Can the shopkeeper convince Shi to give him all of his money and potions?
Charisma: Average
Difficulty: Below Average (opposed Charisma check)
Roll: 44
A: Yes
Q: Can the shopkeeper convince Shi to give him back the scrolls?
Roll: 82
A: No
Q: Is Shi able to learn Discord?
IQ: Exceptional
Difficulty: Above Average + 1 RS (noise) = High
Roll: 44 (1st roll)
A: Yes
Q: Can Shi store it in his memory?
Memory: Above Average
Difficulty: High
Roll: 3
A: Critical Yes
Critical: Don't ask this question again

>>3961153
You cast Charm Person on the shopkeeper. The magical energy enters through his nose and ears, then flows into his body. He sneezes it out then says, "Foolish neophyte! I am SELLING this spell, do you really think that I wouldn't know what you're up to?" The wizard raises his hand, and casts the same spell on you. Suddenly, you feel strange, detached, kind of like if you were under the effect of Owen's drugs. You feel very careless about everything, open to new ideas from this wizard in front of you.

"I've sold you those scrolls for a good price, but you tried to rob me. I say, you should pay me a tax. Give me all of your money and potions, and I'll forgive you."

This man's words sound right to your ears. You put your purse on his counter, and all of the potions that Loki had identified.

"Also, give me back those scrolls, faggot."

Well, that line didn't sound as charismatic as the previous one. You shake your head and return home. There's a huge party with alcohol, drugs and loud music. How are you even supposed to study? You go upstairs to your bedroom, but you can still hear the loud, anime metal music. You examine the scrolls carefully and choose to study Discord. The writing on the scroll looks like Korean (note: in anime, runes look like Korean or English), but as part of your wizard blessing, you can intuitively understand this magical script. Just reading each syllable makes you feel the energy resonate in your head. With a feather and ink, you careful copy each symbol in your spellbook. When you write them, the symbols glow for a second, then return to normal color.
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Rolled 82, 39, 26, 67, 87, 17, 9, 1, 34, 56, 11, 83, 35, 28, 23, 8, 68, 52, 36, 20 = 782 (20d100)

I go upstairs to my room, then I turn off all the lights and try to practice merging into the shadows
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Rolled 15, 23, 55, 12, 74, 50, 26, 45, 80, 76, 6, 18, 48, 42, 18, 42, 39, 25, 38, 47 = 779 (20d100)

>>3962185
I try to learn appraise and charm person.
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>>3962185
OP do I know the man is a wizard.
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>>3962296
It was a mistake of vocabulary. He's a sorcerer, not a wizard.
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>>3961402
Q: Does anyone play blackjack?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (that's the only game)
Roll: 71
A: Yes
Q: Who?
Rolls: 60, 95
A: Abuse of Nature
Gaia
Q: Can she spot that the game is rigged? >>3958484
IQ: Superhuman
Difficulty: High (Mark's IQ)
Roll: 77
A: Yes
Q: Does she get angry?
Odds: ?
Roll: 43
A: Yes
>>3961504
Q: Rolling for extra information about Helm
Knowledge (mythology): Minuscule
Roll: 18
A: Fail
Knowledge (D&D): Minuscule
Roll: 16
A: Fail
Knowledge (anime): Minuscule
Roll: 20
A: Fail

>>3961402
You set a game of blackjack on a small table, with Loki's decks of cards. Your first player is Gaia, who's still wearing a red blouse, ivory-coloured skirt, black boots and sunglasses. Since you last met her in the street, her haircut has changed, and she's sporting a pixie cut that looks like a wig. "Don't I know you? A game of blackjack, how exciting! What a lovely party!" She begins playing, bragging that she has the best skills and luck in town. However, she's extremely good at counting cards, and she quickly notices that the game is rigged. She begins complaining about it and slaps you, for a second time in one day.

>>3961504
Attached is a map of the room.

Helm answers, "I'm not proud of this city at all, this is not a safe place. I'm here out of a sense of divine duty and to catch criminals. If you want to help me, then report to me all known criminals." He looks stiff, his eye carefully analyzing you.

>Physical: As a god he cannot be resurrected. As an outsider, he's vulnerable to spells that target outsiders, except banishment. He has lost his right eye, which he covers with his hair.
>Stats: Helm has nothing that could be described as a weakness, but his lowest stats are: Agility, Dexterity, Toughness, Fitness, IQ and Memory.
>Abilities: He has no vulnerabilities that I can see.
>Social: "It's believed that if Helm and Loki clashed they would both die as the myth in Ragnarok portrayed it." Because of his serious personality, "Helm is often the butt of many jokes". Also, he's had a tense relationship with the god Tyr lately.
>Psychological: Loki is his weakness. He's obsessed with killing him and he believes that Loki stole his eye. He's a bit of a push-over. He's vulnerable to betrayal. He has no sense of humor. In the historical poem Lokasenna, Loki has said that Helm is fated to a "hateful life."
>Romantic: He can be seduced by human girls and possibly other lower races.
>Schedule: Helm wastes a lot of time with his piano and singing lessons.

Sources: Norse mythology, "Faiths and Pantheons", "The Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok"
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>>3949359

>>3962232
Q: Can Owen Hide in Shadows?
Hide in Shadows: Average
Difficulty: Low (he can take his time)
Roll: 82
A: No
>>3962278
Q: Is Shi able to learn Charm Person?
IQ: Exceptional
Difficulty: Low + 1 RS (noise) = Below Average
Roll: 15
A: Critical Yes
Critical: it becomes a favorite spell
Q: Is Shi able to learn Appraise Rank?
IQ: Exceptional
Difficulty: Above Average + 1 RS (noise) = High
Roll: 23
A: Yes

>>3962232
Because of the loud noise of the party, you're unable to concentrate on the shadows to merge with them. However, you do make some progress with your skill. For the first time, you can hear the almost inaudible whispers of the shadows. They whisper horrible things about you, trying to get to you, and they want your flesh. The music, which was simply LiSA singing, now sounds ominous and feral. Loki played a song from the AKIRA soundtrack; hypnotic, antidiluvidian gamelan drums, from the depths of the jungles of Java and Bali. You can't shake the feeling of uneasiness about everything that surrounds you. You understand that you've been watched since you became an assassin; the darkness never goes away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDvtIt6Lsc [Embed]

>>3962278
Your mind is quiet and focused. Since you've learnt your first spell, it is now much easier to transcribe and learn the new spells. The magical energy flows around your body in a circular spiral. The more control you can exert on your magic, the stronger and faster it is to learn spells. Somehow, the fact that you are under the effects of Charm Person casted by the sorcerer in the shop, makes it become your favorite spell.

Discord: This spell creates supernatural enmity within your enemies ranks.
Appraise Rank: This spell gives you an estimate of your opponent's power, ranked from A to F.

>Favorite spell: you gain a +1 RS bonus for casting Charm Person. (Favorite Spell cannot be changed, it's a random bonus.)
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Rolled 99, 4, 74, 21, 12, 69, 97, 92, 68, 88, 54, 75, 72, 25, 89, 18, 69, 55, 69, 39 = 1189 (20d100)

>>3962349
"So you're saying there's absolutely nothing you've done that you're satisfied with, that in your own mind you're a complete failure to the point that you have accomplished nothing of value? You shouldn't discount yourself just because things aren't where you want them to be right now."

"As for criminals I'll certainly keep an eye out."
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Rolled 36, 14, 42, 52, 12, 80, 16, 100, 97, 64, 1, 83, 74, 41, 54, 93, 16, 61, 61, 83 = 1080 (20d100)

I say to the darkness, my voice barely a whisper,"You will not control me, I will control you, you will bend to my will, whether you like it or not." I try to control the shadows, making them move.
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>>3962396
Q: Can Chase hide his intentions from Helm?
Deception: High
Difficulty: XXX
Roll: 99
A: Critical No
Critical: Chase is added to XXX
Q: Is Helm's "Power of Truth" divine ability considered a cheat?
Odds: A Sure Thing (sounds like it)
Roll: 74
A: Yes
>>3962399
Q: Can Owen move the shadows?
Hide in Shadows: Average
Difficulty: High (outside the scope of the skill, but seen being used by thread #3)
Roll: 36
A: No
Q: Can Owen resist the shadow damage?
Willpower: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 14
A: Critical Yes
Critical: Don't ask this question again

>>3962396
>"So you're saying there's absolutely nothing you've done that you're satisfied with"
"I'm satisfied with my hard work and my loyalty. What about yourself?"

>"As for criminals I'll certainly keep an eye out."
Helm's facial expression changes; he's not able to hide his surprise. "Have you heard Loki make a reference to an eye? What are you guys up to, exactly?" He pulls Owen's vial from his pocket. His gaze looks intense. "And what is that drug you're manufacturing? Is it Angel Dust?"

>>3962399
You can't move the shadows. Also, they don't like what you're trying to do, and they fight back; their whisper intensify, and they tell you horrible things, how they will hurt everyone that you know, and the horrors that await you in the darkness of hell. They try their best to corrupt you and bend you to their will, but you can resist.
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Rolled 22, 41, 62, 3, 92, 40, 53, 49, 70, 59, 33, 62, 45, 87, 64, 40, 92, 27, 19, 76 = 1036 (20d100)

I say to the shadows, my voice still a whisper,"You cannot effect me, help me and I will in turn help you."
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Rolled 12, 54, 59, 7, 75, 76, 80, 41, 59, 90, 93, 3, 80, 35, 84, 17, 45, 91, 28, 32 = 1061 (20d100)

"I once believed in heaven and hell but then I ended up here, so maybe this is hell, maybe this is my punishment, but I doubt it."
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Rolled 10, 82, 81, 92, 78, 84, 81, 29, 71, 92, 86, 5, 42, 77, 33, 4, 80, 98, 47, 78 = 1250 (20d100)

>>3962632
>"I'm satisfied with my hard work and my loyalty. What about yourself?"

"Honestly I'm still getting used to this whole interdimensional ping pong situation, but I'm pretty satisfied with my sword skills these days."

>"Have you heard Loki make a reference to an eye? What are you guys up to, exactly?" He pulls Owen's vial from his pocket. His gaze looks intense. "And what is that drug you're manufacturing? Is it Angel Dust?"

I give an amused exhale,
"You're not very good at this, are you? It's pretty cute in a way. Loki mostly just talks about anime, he didn't even mention the fight until we got ported. Pretty frustrating if you ask me. I'm not a drug scientist, but I'm pretty sure that isn't cocaine unless those Captials in your voice are aluding to something else. I doubt it's anything illegal anyway, probably just Owen messing around with his new skill.

You seem to be ascribing way too much intent and cohesion to our little club, it's like watching someone try to unravel the machinations of a pachinko machine."
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Rolled 49, 67, 28, 69, 99, 57, 18, 27, 28, 83, 3, 60, 24, 34, 21, 11, 14, 18, 50, 49 = 809 (20d100)

>>3962390
I try to learn Joi, and Freindship. Does anyone at the party have acess to a library of magic books? If yes I cast Charm Person on them and say "I find it sad that wizards are such a rare sight these days. I wish to open a school for wizards called Hogwarts to solve this issue, but before that I need to know a variety of spells to teach. If you could let me use your library I would be very grateful."
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I just had a great idea. Emiya may not like polygamy, but if I cast charm person on her with my high IQ and favorite spell I should be able to convince her that it's ok if not good. Look out women Shi the seducer is back in buisness.
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>>3963066
>>3963083
I shouldn't have to explain why wanton abuse of Charm magic is a bad idea. You're settling yourself up to make a lot of enemies in a very short period of time, but go ahead, I want to see this happen.

If nothing else it will at least fluster Helm with the flagrance of it.
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>>3963106
You mean I'm setting myself up to make alot of freinds. People only realize you have used Charm Person on them if you fail. With my stats and favorite spell bonus I can't fail.
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>>3963114
He said as he began spamming enchantments at gods and demigods.

I wish you well you crazy bastard.
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I hope to God the party is still going on by the next thread. That way I can join in with bad singing and good food.
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And drugs
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>>3963141
Hey Owen, I've been meaning to ask this, but why don't you link your posts?
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Well one because i don't know how and two because I don't really care and it hasn't come up yet
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>>3963167
He's a newfag, and unacquainted with the common practices of the website.
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OP what are the laws of devapurpa.
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>>3963184
1. drugs are bad
2. don't say swears
c. no cheating
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I wonder what Appraise Rank has to say about our powerlevels and what criteria it uses.
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>>3963401
The criteria would be OP's opinion and we'll just have to find what it has to say about powerlevels other than the level.
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OP do slave crests exist in this unvierse. Like in sheild hero.
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>>3963173
Ah, just click on the post number that you want to link to.

As in, it goes(for example):

Name (ID:9n9n9n9) 9/9/99 No.99999999

You click the No.99999999, and something like this pops up:

>>99999999

Linking you to the post of that number when you mouse over or click. It's common practice all over the site, so you might want to get in the habit of doing it.
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>>3963480
Well, it won't have a line through it if it's a valid post, but you get my point.
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>>3963184
standard laws of japan. confucianism so no unfilial piety. and the laws of the inevitable. no cheating death, no time travel and messing with time. no apotheosis. no cheats.
duels and slavery are legal.
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>>3962656
Q: Can Owen make a pact with the shadows?
Charisma: Low
Difficulty: Exceptional (never heard of)
Roll: 22
A: No
>>3962740
Q: Does Helm reveal information about his investigation?
Odds: ?
Roll: 81
A: No
>>3963066
Q: Can Shi learn Joi?
IQ: Exceptional
Difficulty: Weak + 1 RS (noise) = Low
Roll: 49
A: Yes
Q: Can Shi learn Friendship?
Difficulty: Weak + 1 RS (noise) = Low
Roll: 67
A: Yes
Q: Can Shi identify a god who would have a library? (god of knowledge)
Knowledge (religion): Memory (Above Average) - 4 RS (specialized) = Weak
Difficulty: Low (basic portfolio question)
Roll: 28
A: Yes
Q: Can Shi memorize that many spells?
Memory: Above Average
Difficulty: Unknown
Roll: 28
A: Yes

>>3962656
>>3962682
The shadows become silent again.

>>3962740
Helm does not react to your insults. He's weighing your words. "I'm not alluding to anything. I have known Loki for millenia, I know what a fiend he is. I am expecting machinations. You asked me if I'm proud of this city. I'm really not. So many perverted minds are plotting evil things. We have an infection spreading in town right now. Saving human and demihuman lives is my priority."

Wix, the panther, who was listening to the conversation, intervenes. "But what about saving animal lives?"

>>3963066
You transcribe and memorize your new spells. This is such a tedious, boring task and feels like school homework. But this is the path of the wizard, always studying incantations and obscure books. Strangely, most of your spells overlap with Mark's skillset.

>Friendship: This spell improves the target's attitude toward you.
>Joi: This spell improves the target's mood.

Downstairs, everyone was having fun while you were studying. Almost everyone is in an advanced stage of ebriety, except for the few who only drink mizu. From your RPG and anime knowledge, you try to remember if any of the gods present could have Knowledge or Wizardry in their portfolio, but none do. Of course, those are Loki's guests, so the standards are low when it comes to divine abilities.

>>3963473
>OP do slave crests exist in this universe.
Yes, mostly anything that exists in Isekai anime exists here.
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Rolled 32, 29, 76, 22, 14, 80, 99, 80, 14, 97, 65, 17, 43, 18, 21, 14, 57, 64, 86, 71 = 999 (20d100)

>>3963944
“Gaia you’re no fun. Also whats your opinion with the talking animals?”
I set up a poker game so other can join in. I hope the panther guy is doing ok.
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>>3964043
Ill also ask around where I can acquire archery training
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Rolled 16, 71, 12, 5, 3, 31, 62, 80, 65, 8, 3, 4, 47, 5, 64, 51, 90, 80, 6, 57 = 760 (20d100)

"Fine then, talk to me again when you have changed your mind, until then I will use you to hide when I need to."
I get up and turn the lights back on, then I go to Loki
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>>3964042
Why did you use my second roll?
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>>3964117
The first two rolls are reserved to players skill check. See >>3955425. As I was rolling for Helm's behavior and not a skill check, I used the 3rd roll.
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>>3964042
I go to my room cast Charm Person on Emiya and say "Polagamy isn't that bad many great leaders have had concubines. I would still spend just as much time as I do with you now." I cast summon magic book.

Spell description:
Summons a book of magic containing random spells.
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Rolled 27, 54, 77, 95, 42, 16, 30, 32, 55, 56, 5, 7, 25, 25, 51, 34, 50, 7, 63, 58 = 809 (20d100)

>>3964129
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>>3964043
Q: Can Mark make Gaia play poker?
Charisma: High
Difficulty: ?
Roll: 32
A: Yes
>>3964069
Q: What does Loki speak about?
Rolls: 12, 5
A: Increase of Inside
Rolls: 3, 31
A: Neglect of Benefits
The benefits from drugs

>>3963131
Good foods are much needed. It will be a problem if everyone lives on a diet of instant noodles.

>>3964043
Gaia answers with a faint, nostalgic smile. "I'm the goddess of fertility. Arion, the speaking horse, is my son, and all the speaking animals are my direct descendants. Except for speaking monkeys; those are truly awful. I care for all minerals, plants and animals. Their well-being is most important to me; what kind of grandmother would I be, otherwise? As for not being fun, how about I beat you at poker and prove you wrong! We play Texas hold 'em."

She whistles, and three of her children come to the table. One is a tree nymph, one is an amazon, and the last one is a human female.

"But if you attempt any sort of cheating, Ethyl here will cut off your fingers." Ethyl, the human, is wielding a bronze dagger, and grinning.

(Pic related)

>>3964045
You gather the information that archery training can be gained at the Adventurer's Guild.

>>3964069
Loki asks, "How's business going? Did anyone enjoy your goods?"
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We should skip this party and go to dungeon diving. There's not much to do other than fluff that doesn't really matter I would much rather be fighting monsters.
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Rolled 46, 47, 84, 15, 40, 23, 91, 73, 91, 38, 25, 28, 29, 17, 63, 21, 30, 36, 12, 40 = 849 (20d100)

>>3964042
"Are you seeing what I'm seeing? I'm pretty sure I never took any of those drugs."

"Anyway, I have to admit I'm in the same boat as you are on this Loki stuff. The guy practically pressganged us into this thing and sent us to the arena with no warning. You're right to be wary of him, I don't think there's anyone in this familia that isn't."
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Rolled 8, 69, 56, 4, 75, 41, 81, 90, 46, 99, 77, 61, 82, 72, 5, 18, 42, 67, 41, 13 = 1047 (20d100)

I point to Kek Ishtar and Aqua," they took it." Then I point to helm,"That guy is probably gonna arrest me, some other bitch poured it on the ground, and the rest declined"
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I say to Loki,"You want some?" I hold out a vial to him
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>>3964132
Quit being such a square Shi. There's plenty of stuff to do at this party, even plot relevant stuff. Be creative and find something worthwhile to do instead of defaulting to your virgin wallflower whining.
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>>3964150
It's all pointless fluff. The only thing worthwhile here is talking to the big bad and you've done that plenty. We've been at this part for 2 days already we should move unto somthing more eventful.
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>>3964163
Nobody has really even tried talking to anyone besides me though. There could be all kinds of important and interesting things to see that you guys are missing because you went upstairs to level up and grind skills. You shouldn't be so dismissive Shi.
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Bruh I was just trying to become a shadowmancer
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>>3964132
With Mythic, the pacing is determined by the players. So the party lasts for as long as you interact with it, or if a random event is rolled. If you disagree with the other players about your group actions, you can vote / elect a leader / etc.
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>>3964129
Q: Is the spell Summon Magic Book of "Superhuman Infinite" difficulty?
Odds: ?
Roll: 77
A: No
Q: Is the spell Summon Magic Book of "Superhuman 10+" difficulty?
Odds: ?
Roll: 95
A: No
Q: Is the spell Summon Magic Book of "Superhuman 5+" difficulty?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 42
A: Yes
Q: Can Shi cast Summon Magic Book?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Superhuman 5
Roll: 54 (2nd roll)
A: No
Q: Can Shi detect that this spell is dangerous?
Intuition: High
Roll: 16
Difficulty: ?
A: Yes
Q: Can Shi cast Charm Person?
IQ: Exceptional
Difficulty: Weak - 1 RS (favorite spell) = Minuscule
Roll: 27
A: Yes
Q: Can Emiya succeed her saving throw?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Shi's IQ (Exceptional) + 1 RS (feelings) = Incredible
Roll: 30
A: No
>>3964143
Q: Does Loki want some?
Odds: ?
Roll: 56
A: No

>>3964129
You begin casting the Summon Magic Book spell. You feel an extreme and sudden amount of magic energy surging forth. The energy builds up to a dangerous level, and you stop the visualization ritual, out of fear of imploding. You feel that this type of magic is extremely dangerous. As it would grant you thousand of magical spells for free, this is "cheat class" type of magic.

You successfully cast your favorite spell, Charm Person. The spell takes her consciousness out of her body and puts her into the realm of the mind. Emiya agrees with your argument, the same way an automaton would. You can recognize how she feels, because you felt it earlier: she's like a detached, drugged-up doll. The body is present, but not the soul. That is, basically, how she felt when she was the victim of "Harem Protag".

>>3964141
Helm answers, "No matter how despicable Loki actually is, you should be more filial to him. Obedience to your god is a pillar of a harmonious society. That Loki didn't educate you on this subject makes him even more despicable. But, it's good that you are not taking any drugs. If you hear anything about Angel Dust, or any other dangerous drug or disease, alert me immediately. And you will be generously rewarded."

>>3964143
>That guy is probably gonna arrest me
Loki laughs. "Good, good. If he tries to arrest you, we'll deal with it, violently."

>You want some?"
"I'd never take this stuff. I don't want to lose my extraordinary mental faculties." Loki grabs a cream-filled pie, and throws it at the back of Gaia's head. "This should break her concentration and make her lose the poker game."
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If you guys want to vote, I would be ok with timeskipping the rest of the party after this round.
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Rolled 23, 4, 36, 100, 21, 83, 52, 23, 28, 53, 92, 79, 13, 37, 25, 77, 4, 13, 77, 68 = 908 (20d100)

I say to Loki,"What do you know about the shadows?"
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Rolled 85, 71, 58, 88, 61, 97, 53, 24, 54, 2, 1, 14, 27, 8, 50, 28, 25, 81, 5, 32 = 864 (20d100)

>>3964131
“Ayt Mother Earth, I swear to not cheat on you, also you have such a lovely entourage bet they are feisty like you”
Hope i make friends with them tho

Limit myself to card counting and proceed with playing the game.
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>>3964210
Same. Timeskip.
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Q: What special information does Loki provide about the shadows
Rolls: 100, 21
A: Change of Message
Their message is everchanging
Rolls: 83, 52
A: Assist of Dispute
Discord
Q: Can Loki pickpocket Owen?
Pickpocket: Supernatural
Difficulty: Owen's Perception (Above Average)
Roll: 23
A: Yes

"Ah! The shadows are very powerful, but also very dangerous. The shadow is a primordial, corrupting force, of equal force to magic. Many corrupted horrors lurk in the Shadow Realm. Do not ever listen to their discourse. They tend to say horrible things, but they are meaningless. They only want to create fear and discord. There's only one path to master the shadows and not be corrupted. It is the Path of the Clown. By being careless and making fun of everything, you become immune to everything."

Loki's eye becomes really big. He's looking at you through a magnifying glass.
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Rolled 95, 98, 70, 79, 53, 85, 5, 33, 5, 32, 42, 3, 42, 81, 51, 39, 49, 26, 51, 98 = 1037 (20d100)

"I have allready spoken to them, they did say horrible things, but I didn't allow it to effect me."
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>>3964294
Can Loki teach me how to be a clown tho
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Rolled 46, 80, 54, 67, 24, 10, 48, 86, 82, 53, 81, 41, 80, 4, 89, 68, 76, 25, 41, 67 = 1122 (20d100)

"Unless you have anything else to tell me I'm going to leave, I'm going to talk to one who might know about the shadows."
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Are we all about ready to skip the rest of this? Talking to Helm is like trying to extract conversation from an infinite recursion.
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I want to learn about the shadows first
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>>3964361
From who?
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Yen-shih
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He was bragging about one of his skills "shadow perception" it seems like a good place to look for me
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>>3964279
Q: Can Mark make friend with Gaia's group?
Charisma: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 85
A: No
Q: Can Mark make any money from poker?
IQ: High
Difficulty: Incredible (Gaia's skills)
Roll: 71
A: No
Q: Does Mark lose money?
Odds: ?
Roll: 58
A: No
>>3964300
Q: Is Yen-Shih still open at night?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 54
A: No
Q: Does Yen-Shih train people in Shadow Perception?
Odds: ?
Roll: 67
A: No
Q: Can Yen-Shih provide information about the shadows?
Odds: ?
Roll: 24
A: Yes
Rolls: 10, 48
A: Communicate of Success
His success story

>>3964297
>Can Loki teach me how to be a clown tho
Yes, he could. How about he trains you when you come back from the dungeon?

>>3964295
>I have allready spoken to them, they did say horrible things, but I didn't allow it to effect me.
A tear comes up to Loki's eye. "I'm so proud of you. You're a grown man, now."

>>3964300
Yen-Shih is closed at night, so you want for the next day to pay him a visit.

"Came back for more? So, did you enjoy those mushrooms?"

You explain that you want to learn about the shadows. Yen-Shih happily tells you his success story.

"Shadow Perception is my secret skill, so I can't teach you about." He bows to apologize. "But the shadows, I know all about them. A first, I started my career a a mere assassin trained in the Hide in Shadows skill. All was going more or less fine for me. I was just hiding in the shadows and murdering people. Travelling through the shadows is weird, but I got used to it. Until one day, a shadow hound, a huge animal made of just shadows, with fire for eyes, started stalking me. It turns out that when you travel to the shadows, sometimes, the shadows are stalking you. It's just not a good idea to attract their attention. So I practiced various skills until I developed Shadow Perception. This new skill made me immune to shadow attacks, or more correctly, it made me able to avoid attacks. With Shadow Perception, I'm one of the toughest guys around. No one can touch me. If you're messing with the shadows, I wish you good luck. You'll have to develop your own defenses."

Shadow Perception is a skill that alerts him immediately of a approaching danger, from the way shadows move to the slightest movement of any creature. He developed it specifically to be used in conjunction with Hide in Shadows - this way, even if the enemy decides to sneak attack, the danger is revealed long before the threat is actually coming into contact with him. Of course, compared to Death Perception, Chase's personal skill, it is nothing.
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>>3964132
In the morning, you find the common room even more trashed than it was the previous day. Kek's goo is still on the wall, and the chairs are still broken. But now, there are empty bottles and plates everywhere, and even a puddle of puke on the floor. The group walks toward the central plaza, to explore the famed dungeon. Only Owen is left behind, his mind madly obsessed with learning more about the shadows, before the shadows kill him. The atmosphere of the city is tense, with a lot of human and robotic guard troops patrolling every street. It seems that martial law has been declared.

"The entrance to the Danjon is on the first underground floor of Nüwa's Pillar of Heaven. In the center of the room is a ten meter long hole that leads straight into the Danjon. Within the circular room are multiple columns at equal intervals and above is a beautiful azure painting of the sky that resembles the real sky. Along the circle are gentle stairs that spiral down into the Danjon."

At the entrance, Kek is waiting for the adventurers, his eyes full of tears, to say his perhaps final goodbyes to them. Helm is there too, with two humans soldiers that he introduces as Yuukichi and Sergil.

Helm speaks, "Dear adventurers. I had the chance of chatting a little bit with Chase, last night, and I found that you all are respectable men. I have brought those children of mine to accompany you and provide you help for your first run in the dungeon." The two men nod. "They will walk with you and provide back-up when needed, if you run into a group of dangerous creatures."

Loki is turning his back to him. "You guys are very strong, I don't think you'll need any outside help. But thank you, Helm, usually you are a party pooper so that's a nice change. Anyway. The Danjon is not just a regular dungeon, it's alive. It spawns monsters continuously. It's a Labyrinth that's impossible to map, because the pathways change continously." He honks three times. "As you can see, it's a real fun place, and lawfags really hate it. Hehe. Us gods can't enter it, because the Danjon would kill us immediately. It's a sort of unfortunate immune system. Chae7se, you're wonderfully foul-mouthed, I let you deal with the enemy. Mark, you're the only one who has some class, I count on you to raise the level. Emiya, if you were single, you'd have stolen my heart long ago. Shi, you're just a virgin wallflower, I hope this dungeon will teach you to grow a pair before you die. Abigail, fuck you, you're just a slave. And I keep the best for last. Larry, it's been an honor knowing you, you have every quality a human being could have."

Knowledge (4chan): The SCP Foundation is /x/'s bestiary that catalogues anomalous places and creatures. The Danjon is a mild for of SCP-015. Do not carry tools, do not damage or repair the walls, or the Danjon will fight back the best it can.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-015
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Here's the goodbye song. "Voices" by Yoko Kanno, featured in the anime Macross Plus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkToH34xuhY
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Rolled 16, 72, 15, 98, 55, 47, 75, 3, 71, 15, 21, 29, 17, 27, 90, 93, 72, 98, 27, 61 = 1002 (20d100)

I walk to where everyone else is after quickly thanking Yen-shih for his time. I try to think of any way I could defend myself against the shadows
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>>3964456
I lead the group down the stairs for a bit before saying, "I won't insult your intelligence by saying how dangerous this can get but I will remind you that we can't afford to lose cohesion. Separation and discord are the enemy, at least when it happens to us."

"That said, try to have fun, I know this is something at least a few of us always wanted to do."
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Rolled 39, 27, 11, 93, 2, 87, 98, 43, 94, 65, 82, 12, 16, 38, 89, 80, 12, 38, 52, 80 = 1058 (20d100)

>>3964495
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I better not get left behind
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>>3964495
I walk infront of Chase turn and say "Who elected you leader? If you've forgotten I was the one to lead us to victory in the gladiatoral arena." I turn to others and say "Party comp is same as last time except Abigail is support instead of an enemy. Money will will be divded per person and items will go to the one best suited for the item's use. I turn to helm's minions and say "Stay out of the way and we'll be fine."
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Rolled 42, 40, 99, 74, 76, 100, 18, 83, 61, 6, 36, 99, 43, 25, 90, 37, 75, 67, 69, 16 = 1156 (20d100)

>>3964684
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>>3964205
OP you misunderstood harem protag it simply made me as attractive to women as incubbi would be. It didn't limit and hinder emotion it amplified it. When I fucked Emiya it was like heaven for her not like she was drugged and raped.
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>>3964684
My eyes glint with amusement at seeing the wizard speedwalk himself out of formation, an expression that extends to my mouth when he starts boasting.

"You did pretty well on Jackson I'll give you that, but one kill hardly counts as leading us to victory. You can stand in as Head Geneticist and Class Role identifier if you can hold down two jobs."

>>3964697
I don't know man, using artificially enhanced charisma to get in someone's pants is pretty rapey. If you lace your date rape with aphrodisiacs that doesn't make it okay in the eyes of the law. Total bullshit I know, if she blushes she consents, right?
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>>3964711
Women use artfical charisma all the time, it's called makeup.
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>>3964684
If anything, Mark was the one who led you to victory, due to him making everyone on my team shit at life. Also, if Chase was any less tanky, William's squad would have moved on to the rest of those on your side. Owen also got like 3 kills. Fuck, the only person that did less was a literal pacifist.
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I just stabbed Williams harem and Anonknight
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>>3964720
You got 4 kills I believe. If we go by that, you were MVP.
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>>3964718
Enhanced, yes. But it's not actually affecting your brain in such a manner you become a slave.
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I'm like 90% sure im not gonna get there in time and have to go into the dungeon alone
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>>3964718
Notice that it's not called "divine geas that makes anyone of the opposite sex instantly submit to me."
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>>3964719
>>3964721
There's a few factors to go off of.

Owen got the most kills.

Mark got off a huge debuff that greased the wheels.

Chase took out their leader, their main healer and broke their line.

Notice that none of these people are named Shi.
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>>3964728
The only way he could have been more useful is if he didn't waste AOE spells on me. Like, he just threw a magic missile at me until I dropped and then used those other spells on the frontline. AOE Spells can usually be dodged, you know.
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>>3964726
Mine doesn't do that ethier important strong willed women like leaders would only be attracted to me and able to resist my charms if they chose and even women who are affected can still try killing me.
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>>3964726
>>3964733
Sorry, "divine geas that makes anyone of the opposite sex instantly attracted to me."
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>>3964732
Not really trying to smear his performance, just getting in my digs for that "leading us to victory" comment.
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>>3964734
It's more instant infatuation that can leave them in a very suggestable state. I would attack anyone trying to pull shit like that on me.

I really don't get why Shi keeps trying to defend this ability though. It's not like there's an angle that makes it not skeevy as fuck. I don't go around pretending that Death Perception isn't invasive and unnatural.
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>>3964728
I told everyone what to do if I hadn't been there you would all be running around like chickens with their heads cutoff and Jackson would have killed ethier Owen or Mark.

>>3964732
That was a mistake on my part. I just picked spells that did alot of damage and looked over the whole can be doged part. Those spells were pretty weak in this system as well. I should have just removed the can be doged part and AOE part to balance them since OP never rolled to see if they hit anyone other than you.
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>>3964745
Dude, I went after you because you could cast spells and I had trash talked you earlier, which I intended to make good on.
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>>3964738
The way OP is describing my character sounds like I'm some messed up individual, robbing Emiya of any emotion making her into nothing other than a lifeless doll. Harem Protag is messed up, but it isn't as bad as that.
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>>3964745
You mean when you stated everyone's class role and got no acknowledgement? The only one who considers you a leader is Emiya, and maybe that other slave because you literally own her.
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>>3964755
Owen and Mark did exactly what I told them to do.
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>>3964750
So, you could have easily taken out Mark or Owen and you planned to do so after killing me. My tanking defended my team from your onslaught.
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I see Shi is up to his old tricks.
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??? I didn't listen to you i just did what I'm good at
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>>3964754
Aren't you? No judgement here but things got pretty wet and wild back in the other quest. You were talking about ending the universe with an army of concubines and shit.

>>3964761
They were already doing that before you said anything dunkass. It's not like you brought any nuanced strategy to the table, "Debuffer, go do debuffs! Assassin, assassinate people!" really groundbreaking tactical th[inking man, officer material right here.

>>3964766
The Death Eater walks a dark and recursive path,
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>>3964766
Are you planning on joining the game next time around?
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>>3964765
You didn't even tank. Just dodge.
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>>3964772
Possible. Things have been slowing down at my warehouse, and I know as a former player, that this OP fits better for my schedule.
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>>3964766
I hope you do join next thread, Then the Brotherhood Of Axebros will be at full strength once again.
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>>3964775
Blink tanks are valid, but a couple lucky dodges doesn't count as tanking.
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>>3964728
I just don't like how OP described it. Their both messed up, but one is kind of lame. I would rather make somone happy to die for me, then just a mindless puppet.
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So, how does this Familia work?
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>>3964775
My mage armour is as strong as chain mail. OP described your attacks as bounching off an invisible force.
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>>3964783
But like. Both are equally bad. just bad in different ways.
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>>3964783
Those aren't mutually exclusive, in fact, that's what you have currently. Maybe if you want to change your perception of yourself and your actions, you should strive to become the person you want to see yourself as instead of demanding that everyone else characterize your actions in a way that's more palatable for you.

Just a thought.
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>>3964790
Whatever
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>>3964785
You join up to work under a diety, but if there's too many the overflow gets shunted off to another and there's a fight to the death between Familiae so the QM doesn't go insane from managing 10+ players. You can reapply next thread if you so desire.
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I'm just desperately hoping that the timeskip didn't get me kicked out
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Anyways those guard helm sent with us are here to make sure we don't use our cheats. If we can have them "Accidentally" knocked out we could use our cheats freely.
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>>3964797
No I understand the concept, was just wondering how things have been working out with the Kek Familia. Like how's function and the reception of it from others.
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Also btw OP I'm not going mad with worry about the shadows, if Yen-shih found a way to combat them then I can find a way to combat or even control them.
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>>3964804
It's pretty good. We all agree booting Terry was kind of a dick move, but certainly no dealbreaker even though I hadn't yet asked if We could rejoin. But now it's still a dick move, but most certainly a more forgivable and smaller one.
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>>3964801
Half right, without them to observe the "Quantum Attractor" detection system doesn't work. However, since my original hypothesis I have observed that within the city, certain individuals can disable any cheats a person has through an unknown method. To foil the system, you must exit the city and return without the guards disabling your cheats, and then disguising your use so they cannot be detected.

Of course, you know none of this in character and your suggestion to attack the guards is both pointless and metagaming.
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>>3964811
>>3964804
Also, It's Loki's Familia now, because Kek's team lost.
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>>3964804
Kek's famila is all, but dead. The last surviving member is Abigail and she's been esnlaved into Loki's famila. The perception of Loki's famila is good we threw a successful party and survived the famila wars. Helm doesn't like Loki because their arch nemesis in mythology and Gaia doesn't like Mark, because he tried to con her mutiple times.
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>>3964815
OP hasn't revealed how the system works so i'll take any advice from you about the system with a grain of salt. Also out of character talk isn't meta gaming you bringing up things that happend outside of character talk in charcter talk is.
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>>3964819
What's this I see about you turning women into mind slaves? You should know better, Shi. You're supposed to make them think you are their world, not make them empty puppets!
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>>3964828
Op confirmed what I said to be accurate, but stipulated that there are as of yet unknown aspects of Fatum. Out of character talk isn't metagaming, enacting a plan based on information your character doesn't have is.
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>>3964837
You have refrenced the genetics thing mutiple times in character. My plan was directed towards you out of character because you have the information needed to do it in character.
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>>3964843
Come on Shi, the line between in and out of character banter being nearly nonexistant has been a staple of our adventures, and is quite different than something with far reaching story and gameplay consequences. Just think of it as a conversation we had while we were travelling if it gets your autism in a twist.
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>>3964831
You know at the start of this quest I was going to try and be a good guy. I stopped calling preist bitch preist bitch, I took her to the opera, I gave her shit, I said stupid shit to make her feel nice. But, suddenly I'm a bad guy when I use a bit of mind control. So, fuck this I'm going back to being an edgleord. I'm going to make an empire out of mind control, get my powers back, and become a god.
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>>3964859
This is some quality incel rage. "I tried respecting women once but everyone called me creepy, so now I'm going to be even more creepy to really stick it to everyone who was repulsed by my behavior."
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>>3964865
Your still mad you couldn't crush that dog pussy I see.
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Never changes. Classic Shi.
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>>3964869
You still going on about that? That scene was never resolved, so we'll never really know if I would have, it's Schrodinger's cloaca. Not that it matters, it was corporate espionage anyway, like nearly all of my conversations with npcs now that I think about it.
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So what's your party comp look like?
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>>3964891
Shi the Wizard, Owen the Assassin, Mark the Conman, Emiya and Abigail the Mindbroken Heal Sluts, and Chase the Overpowered Isekai Protagonist.
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>>3964879
She straight up denied you man.
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>>3964754
This is called the Blindspot. Just kidding, this chart gets on my nerves.
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>>3964896
Don't forget my boi Larry
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>>3964905
Larry isn't part of the Famila. He's just some cat owned by Owen.
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Even if I basically own Larry right now I'm not even gonna give him orders I'm just gonna ask him to do sneaky shit if i need help
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>>3964896
Sounds like you guys could use a tank.
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After I get my heal bots to cast mage armour and shield on me I'll basically be a tank.
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>>3964905
He doesn't get a slot, as he has no rights as a sapient animal.

>>3964897
Now that is some straight up revisionist history, she started to make excuses about leaving because she accidentally revealed proprietary information about the guild. I wasn't going to just stand there gormlessly as she walked out.

>>3964910
I'm pretty damn durable, what our team needs is a skillmonkey more than anything. When I said isekai protagonist I meant it, that is to say I am an incredibly durable and improbably skilled Warrior with a bullshit special ability.

>>3964913
Those are arcane spells though.
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Not sure how'd I'd fit in now.
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>>3964915
My bad, I meant faith armor and faith sheild.
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>>3964920
You wouldn't were gonna have another death brawl if people say they want to stay in devapurpa. Hopefully QM doesn't let Chase use his cheat otherwise the fight would be unbalanced as fuck.
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>>3964920
You could roll a random class and get an oddball specialty role like summoner or gromble rezalimizer.
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My ultimate goal is to become a shadowmancer assassin so I can run around implanting horrors into people's minds and then carrying said horrors out
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>>3964925
Unbalanced you say?
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Chase you dropped your name
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>>3964925
In all seriousness, It seems like due to the limitations of the detection system, my cheating will go unnoticed and unimpeded for the foreseeable future.
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>>3964927
I could step up as summoner if you were to tell me, in character, next thread about the exploit. I can summon all of the neat Lovecraft shit, remember? Don't even have to leave on the cheat, just need to write it down just outside the gates, come back in, then study it.
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Oh well.
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I feel like people who don't have a cheat are at a disadvantage even tho you're not supposed to be able to use it
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>>3964957
Hey, we always need another axe.
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>>3964953
I'm sure OP can make up some reason why they detect your cheat if we're going to do another gladiatoral battle. It makes more sense to have things balanced then to let one player use the broken cheat ability.
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>>3964955
It's a near sure thing that you'll get deflected chase just got lucky. You'd probably just get killed.
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>>3964980
*Detected, damn auto correct.
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>>3964967
Hey, I cheated fair and square! I do appreciate that you have recognized Death Count as THE broken cheat ability though.
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>>3964980
I didn't get lucky, the impossible happened in complete serendipity.

That's not luck, that's fate.
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>>3964980
You don't understand. I copy the knowledge from the cheat, let them turn the cheat off, then simply study up on the now accessible eldritch knowledge.
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>>3964985
Death count was and is a shitty cheat desu. In a world of the cheatless you may be strong, but if I had edgleord I could gun you down in a heart beat.
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>>3964992
It's probably not a good idea to read higher dimensional script without a cheat preserving your sanity.

At best you wouldn't understand any of it, at worst, you'll understand it and lose all sense of sanity as we know it, overcome with the terrible truth that reality follows no discernable pattern and that our world exists as an island of blissful ignorance in a sea of madness.
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>>3964997
Seethe mortal, for you are unable to comprehend the true scale of my power, and never will as your mind is too small and fragile to ever understand true strength.
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>>3964687
Q: Is Shi able to tank the first level?
Boxing: Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 42
A: No
Q: Where is Shi wounded?
Rolls: 99, 74
A: Oppress of Liberty
Liberty = controlled by the head = head
Q: Do they loot at least 5 items?
Odds: ?
Roll: 76
A: No
Rolls: 100, 18
A: Change of The intellectual
A pair of glasses
Rolls: 83, 61
A: Assist of Death
A healing potion
Rolls: 6, 36
A: Reality of Bureaucracy
A pen

Owen arrives late but he makes it.

You enter the first floor of the dungeon, with Shi in the lead and the two Helmian guards at the rear. You're not prepared, and the first group of goblins that you meet ambushes you and takes you by surprise. They surround Shi and immediately begin raising their small clubs in front of him. The poor wizard takes a defensive stance, but they all climb on him and bash him on the head. After they knock him unconscious, the rest of the party comes to his rescue and slaughter all of the small humanoids. When they die, they disappear in a black smoke and drop a small crystal, which can later be exchanged at the Adventurer's Guild for money.

"Oh, Shi! Please be careful!" Emiya says. She then uses her medical skills, acquired as part of her training at the temple, to bandage the wound.

The tunnels are convenient illuminated with glowing moss, and you kill a bunch of noob-grade monsters such as goblins and kobolds. There's nothing dangerous, not even traps. This dungeon is so easy for the power level of your party that soon, you move down to the next levels, where you can take out more monsters. On the 8th floor, the environment changes; the rooms become bigger in size, and the floor is covered with grass. How does grass grow in this environment? Remember, this is an anomalous, living dungeon. The phosphorescence of the moss increases each floor, until it becomes as strong as the sun. This is enough for photosynthesis. The 10th floor is a bit different, with a morning mist that fills every tunnel. You eat rations for lunch then progress through the next two floors for a good part of the afternoon.

Finally, you reach the 13th floor, which marks the beginning of what Loki called the "Middle Floors". "While the upper floors are just flat, circular maze, the middle floors have more complex layout which include intertwining upper and lower tunnels. The light becomes darker and the air seems to be moist." You only know that the Middle Floors are more dangerous, but you don't really know how. Well, that sounds kind of scary.

Loot:
>1 healing potion, 1 pen, 1 pair of glasses

Crystals looted (most monsters drop a crystal, but sometimes, they break):
>3 bad bat, 2 fire imp, 3 shadow imps, 3 dungeon lizard, 10 roper, 20 killer ants, 20 goblin, 20 kobold, 20 orcs

>Shi takes - 1 RS damage to the head
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>>3964999
You see, I translate it and transcribe it into English, while marking the parts that would drive me mad with a page before and after. Or maybe 3 seperate books, One for things that MIGHT drive me mad, One for things that WON'T drive me mad, and One for things that will DEFINITELY drive me mad
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>>3965001
He says as my .50 action express bullet begins to pierce his skull at a high velocity.
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>>3965006
He says as he cries in impotence and gets gangraped by level one goblins because his cheat isn't good enough to bypass the barrier.
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Rolled 45, 5, 43, 46, 83, 59, 75, 64, 3, 18, 16, 51, 24, 45, 44, 11, 16, 51, 61, 33 = 793 (20d100)

>>3965002
"Can we all agree to let me take point this time? I have a feeling that an ambush is going to mean more than a bump on the head"

I lead the group onwards, professionally this time.
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Rolled 50, 52, 93, 72, 25, 57, 10, 4, 96, 49, 56, 65, 22, 32, 17, 95, 71, 15, 59, 8 = 948 (20d100)

>>3965002
I drink a health potion. I tell preist bitch to cast faith armor on me and tell slave bitch to cast faith sheild on me. I cast mage armour on myself.

Mage armour spell description
An invisible but tangible field of force surrounds the subject of amage armorspell, providing a +4 armor bonus to AC.

Unlike mundane armor,mage armorentails no armor check penalty, arcane spell failure chance, or speed reduction. Sincemage armoris made of force,incorporealcreatures can’t bypass it the way they do normal armor.

Faith armour spell description
Mage armour but for preists

Faith sheild spell description
faith armour except it's a sheild.
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>>3965012
You were just lucky. I wouldn't have taken damage if this was a proper fight rather than whatever weird thing OP is using.
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Rolled 78, 14, 89, 91, 43, 80, 48, 27, 33, 16, 58, 63, 7, 71, 35, 16, 82, 70, 24, 52 = 997 (20d100)

I coat both of my daggers in two of my nightshade vials, as we walk I try to be sneaky, but I avoid walking into dark shadow if i can
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>>3965024
Main action is me casting mage armour.
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>>3965026
You want us to individually fight every Kobold?

>You were just lucky.

You're adorable, you know that, right?
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>>3965056
I want us to have rounds like in dnd fighting a horde of enemies. Not some random generator bullshit.

>You're adorable, you know that, right?
Pretends that in a dice rolling game where he had to roll high to succeed, succeeding isn't lucky.
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>>3965067
Im talking about you not getting detected with death count by the way.
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I can't see how you guys haven't killed each other yet. You got good team cohesion.
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>>3965067
I'm talking about the bravado you have when you do something silly and the attitude you have about it after the fact.

It's time to face facts Shi, you're really cute.

Especially when you hold on to the foolish belief that our lives are ruled by random chance and not our psychic influence we exert on the strings of fate with the strength of our resolve.
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>>3965078
What I did was perfectly logical I was gonna lead the party to the fight. Have my support use spells to protect me and then destroy my enemies with attack spells. I told you that the law of atrraction is bullshit. Our fate is random not controlled by our minds.
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>>3965091
Then why didn't you specify that instead of "I run ahead and get ganked because /I/ shoud be in front!"

I don't know what quantum mechanics have to do with this and I certainly did not say that fate is controlled by the mind. I get your meaning though.

You might change your tune when「Scorpio」enters the picture.
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>>3965127
I expected OP to run a proper encounter like the fights we had in the gladiatoral arena not some random number generator shit.


Pick one
>Especially when you hold on to the foolish belief that our lives are ruled by random chance and not our psychic influence we exert on the strings of fate with the strength of our resolve.

>I certainly did not say that fate is controlled by the mind.
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>>3965146
im pretty sure OP was just doing that so we didnt spend forever doing the noob levels
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>>3965149
He could have handled it better, by asking what I do when I see the goblins instead of you get ganked because non martial class has to cast spells to attack and defend.
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>>3965158
It's almost like casters have a disadvantage against sudden attack and really shouldn't be running ahead of the group.
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>>3965168
It's almost like in every rpg I would get a round before to prepare or you know if OP said you will be fighting as soon as you get in I would have known it was a good time to cast spells that have a time limit.
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>>3965146
Do you really want to spend 4 days of thread time on fighting fucking goblins?

This pedantry is holding you back Shi. If you were to embody true charisma of the soul like I do, you wouldn't be trapped in a beta wallflower mentality like you are currently.

You're a wizard in fantasy land Shibee, quit being such a constrained crustacean.

>>3965173
This is Mythic Shibee, the system is set to expedite the story in whatever way is necessary. Wux just wants to get to the plot point on the middle floors Shi. Remember the dead familias? Remember martial law? It's all coming together baybee, just you wait.
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>>3965002
>Q: Is Shi able to tank the first level?
>Boxing: Above Average
>Difficulty: Average
>Roll: 42
>A: No
I thought lower was better in mythic what the fuck. How did I fail.
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>>3965193
Because the kobolds aren't so weak as to be effortlessly repelled by your limpwristed punches Shiba.
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>>3965193
Oh that shit generally changes for whatever OP wants. I rolled what I thought was good and died without being able to do anything.
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>>3965186
Do you even play dnd. Fighting goblins or kobolds is always the first encounter. Goblins are pretty dangrous in large numbers.


Pick one
>True charisma

>Can't fuck a slave dog girl
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>>3965202
>Q: Can Shi cast Ray of Frost?
>Willpower: Average
>Difficulty: Minuscule (cantrip) + 2 RS (speed reduction effect) = Low
>Roll: 11
>A: Critical Yes
>Critical: Ray of Frost deals normal damage and William is slowed down for two turns

How come I succeeded when I rolled low here, but failed when I rolled now.
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Fight! Fight! Fight! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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>>3965206
And what exactly would be the point on wasting time on something so trite if everyone knows we'll just roll through it?
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>>3965219
We're all low level. The lower level fights should match our strength. If you have played dnd you would know that hordes of goblins are dangerous and you can easily be killed if you're not careful.
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>>3965193
>>3965213
Honestly, I have no idea why you're bitching so much over getting hit once. It's pretty damn childish, why are you whining because you don't succeed on everything 100% of the time?

>>3965222
We're not low level at all though. We all qualify for powerful advance classes and are pretty damn tough. This very explicitly isn't dnd Schnee, we aren't level 1 and we do not need to grind xp or worry about the intricacies of goblinoid combat. This is also pretty stock Isekai and those usually play by mmo rules with hoards of retarded trash mobs to slaughter before you get to a real fight.
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>>3965225
Getting hit once is 1/3 of your health in this system and costs 4 silver to fix. I'm complaning because OP is fucking me over when I succeeded for no reason.
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>>3965225
Why even have the low level shit then sounds like a waste of time to me.
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>>3965235
Because OP probably didn't want to just skip the first levels without anything because that's stupid and makes no sense
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>>3965239
Why even have lower levels if their gonna be pointless.
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>>3965235
>>3965240
Why even have stairs if people can just jump?
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>>3965225
My wifi is down so I can't play vida games. Got nothing better to do than talk to you guys while watching youtube.
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>>3965241
It's more like stairs that are below the level of the floor so you have to go down and then up.
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>>3965246
No you fucking doltlord, we're just better than normal lvl 1 newbie guildcucks. We are the ones that can jump up the proverbial stairs.

>>3965242
I honestly just enjoy talking to you for it's own sake, whatever form it happens to take.
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>>3965250
We would if we could skip level one, but instead we have to go down from our level then up. Talking to you is fun for me as well no homo.
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Rolled 21, 40, 78, 41, 13, 87, 42, 90, 49, 27, 63, 50, 81, 61, 15, 93, 96, 63, 59, 33 = 1102 (20d100)

>>3964999
“Aaaah yes, discord among friends. Fucking pansies hahaha”

Ill start singing despacito just to dampen the mood (is dis a chaotic action). Guys fucking chill. Is just a game. Also I start investigating our surroundings for any signs of whats to come
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>>3965263
But this is us skipping level one, just narratively rather than actually. Maybe we'll unlock an elevator skip or some shit.

>>3965288
I shoot you a look that conveys my disappointment at your lack of knowledge regarding the courting habits of closeted homosexuals.

I really enjoy the idea that me and Shi have protracted in universe arguments all the time and that the most horrific part of this dungeon run is listening to us talk.
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>>3965295
“Bruv, do you want my sword artifact? Its kinda useless with me”
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>>3965309
Also whose courting who tho??? You both gay now wtf
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>>3965309
"Sure, I'm up for a trade."

>>3965312
There is no "now". Everyone is gay all the time, just to different degrees. There's no escape from homosexuality Mark, and you only become more gay for trying.
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>>3965295
I said no homo.
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>>3965332
That just makes it even gayer because not only are you chatting up a guy for hours on end you felt the need to deny any homosexual feelings or intent, which only serves to compound your gayness.

tldr: saying no homo makes you the big homo.
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>>3965337
Well my wifi is working now so I can assure you I won't be talking at this length ever again.
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>>3965342
I doubt that, you never were one not to go for a bait. Especially over trivial bullshit.
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>>3965347
+1
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>>3965316
“What’s your wares?
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>>3965337
People have had internet agruments for longer.
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>>3965193
ive made a mistake. you didnt get hit.
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>>3965388
"I mean trade as in exchange the weapons we're using. I didn't exactly bring a bevy down this pit."

>>3965409
Like clockwork.
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>>3965463
Please proceed to describe how I destroyed those goblins and wiped the stupid smirk off chase's face.
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>>3965653
Ill just lend it to you then. I have my bow and dagger by me anyway
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>>3965684
>>3965463
Make sure to describe in great detail how heroic and badass he looked when he kicked them in their brittle bones and paper thin skin, effortlessly demolishing their miniscule bodies, and screaming challenge to their dark gods above.

This thorough trouncing of the archetypical weakest foe would certainly wipe all traces of amusement from my face.

Really, it would, trust me.
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>>3965693
I thought we were just going to swap my Exceptional Longsword for your Artifact Bastard Sword.
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>>3965707
Eh, i dont really have a skill on swords and im leaning towards being an archer
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>>3965024
Q: Can Shi cast Mage Armor
Difficulty: Low
Roll: 50
A: Yes
Q: Can Emiya cast Faith Armor
Difficulty: Low
Roll: 52
A: Yes
Q: Are those 3 spells with identical descriptions cumulative?
Odds: Impossible (infinite loop abuse)
Roll: 93 (3rd roll)
A: Critical No
Critical: Void Armor, description in text
Q: Does Shi have information about Dungeon Worms?
Infomaniac: Below Average
Difficulty: Above Average (specific creature)
Roll: 72
A: No
Q: Does Shi have information about Giant Worms in general?
Infomaniac: Below Average
Difficulty: Below Average
Roll: 25
A: Yes
Q: Is Abigail happy that Shi is hurt?
Odds: ?
Roll: 57
A: No
>>3965019
Q: Is the first encounter just one monster?
Odds: ?
Roll: 43
A: Yes
1) hellhound, 2) almiraj, 3) dungeon worm, 4) random
Roll: 46 mod 4 + 1 = 3, dungeon worm
Q: Does it attack by surprise?
Odds: ?
Roll: 83
A: No
>>3965029
Can Owen be stealthy?
Stealth: Exceptional (base Stealth + class bonus)
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 78
A: Yes
>>3965288
Can Mark detect any sign of worm activity?
Perception: Average
Difficulty: Low (large creature)
Roll: 21
A: Yes
Can Mark analyze that it's a worm hole?
IQ: High
Difficulty: Low
Roll: 40
A: Yes
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Errata: Shi was never hit on the head, it was only the product of my imagination. What really happened on the first floor is that Shi completely destroyed the goblin with his boxing skills and hardened shins. He charged to crush all enemy within sight. One punch; a dead goblin; one uppercut, and their frail bones split right down the middle. Elbows, knees, and low kicks, all made the puny humanoids crumble into dust. It was like watching an elephant crushing ants. It should be noted that Shi's boxing skills are better than the average professional, so it's nearly impossible for goblins to actually hurt him.

(As no one disagreed:) Chase leads the group, professionally. I do confirm, the most horrific part of this dungeon is listening to him talk with Shi.

Mark sings Despacito, alerting all creatures nearby of his presence. He notices a large hole on the ground and crouches to cautiously investigate the spot. (The magnifying glass would have been useful here, but Loki stole it.) As the ground is made of solid rock, he concludes that the creature that's made the hole must be very powerful, perhaps some sort of giant, monstrous worm. He can't determine if the creature is currently underground or roaming the tunnels of the dungeon. The creatures of the Danjon tend to lurk in the walls before jumping on their prey, but this is the first occurence of a hole in the ground.

Owen moves like a shadow behind the party, unseen by all. His daggers are coated with nightshade. If there's really worm around, he should be safe. The question is: do worms have ears, and can they be pierced?

Shi, Emiya and Abigail all cast their own variant of the same armor spell on Shi. The magical and holy energies are not compatible. When those energies are combined together, there's a tremendous shockwave, and it creates negative void energy in the surrounding area. Shi is now protected (or rather trapped) by a new, void armor. The void suit appears to create a stable energy field which leeches off his qi for a short while. Emiya feels that it's her fault, and she apologizes profusely.

Void Armor: When Mage Armor and Faith Armor are casted at the same time, the result is a cursed armor that provides a - 4 armor penalty to AC. This type of curse generally happens when identical spells with different names are casted.

Shi recalls some vague information about giant worms.

Infomaniac: A Giant Worm is a creature that generally lives in the desert. Examples include the Dune Worm and the Mongolian Death Worm. If the Dungeon Worm is anything like the Mongolian Worm, it's possible that it spits out corrosive saliva.
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Rolled 94, 16, 47, 18, 26, 99, 94, 27, 47, 78, 77, 49, 70, 74, 9, 4, 90, 67, 5, 63 = 1054 (20d100)

I put my ear to the floor, listening for the sounds of worms moving beneath our feet
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>>3965803
Using my Death Count, I conceptualize the giant worm, along with it's abilities and weaknesses as well as viable strategies to defeat one.

Basically the same thing I did with the Death Knight in the other quest.
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>>3965829
This is me by the way.
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Rolled 72, 36, 39, 74, 26, 42, 59, 4, 84, 47, 72, 35, 29, 94, 41, 81, 50, 72, 91, 44 = 1092 (20d100)

>>3965803
I will look for a higher ground where I can shoot freely and survey the surroundings. Also if Larry is with us can you make him sniff the bad guys out?
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>>3965078
>>3965091
The Law of Attraction is not bullshit, it is the unique rule of this universe. There are many people on 4chan who can channel this force, they are called meme magicians. Research and learn.
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>>3965840
QM did i lvl up on my bow. I was able to roll well on the battle? Does that count
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>>3965845
You have to practice to get better in Mythic. I'll train you if you give me that sword.
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>>3965857
G just take it man
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>>3965829
I need your mode of thought (>>3947915).

>>3965845
It takes a lot of practice to level up a skill (>>3961033), but I'll roll for it.
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>>3965868
Fine. This is by far the most ackward arms exchange I've ever seen.
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>>3965881
Verbal/Auditory
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>>3965829
>>3965887
Death Perception shows you 2 weaknesses with the concept of Giant Worm.

1) It's a giant vermin; follows, it has low mental stats; follows, it has no advanced skills
2) It is slow

Viable strategies, related to each weakness.

1) Use Shi's magic that's based on willpower saves
2) Attack from a distance
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Rolled 70, 35, 82, 98, 87, 41, 56, 54, 89, 76, 61, 30, 30, 21, 9, 96, 20, 52, 32, 25 = 1064 (20d100)

>>3965803
So the plan is going to be to cautiously proceed while Shi stands by for a mental deterrent.
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>>3965956
Personally, I would go for a Fear effect, as it does the job of getting the fucker away from us as quickly and reliably as possible. That said, if Shi wants to risk having everything blow up in his face like usual, he's certainly welcome to try.
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Dude we gotta get the worm loot tho, it's a known fact that worms that dig through the ground eat gemstones and have them in their bellies
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>>3965827
Q: Can Owen hear anything?
Perception: Above Average
Difficulty: High (difficult technique)
Roll: 72
A: No
>>3965837
Q: Is there a higher ground?
Odds: Very Likely (uneven caverns)
Roll: 39
A: Yes
Q: Describe
Rolls: 74, 26
A: Divide of The physical
A cliff
Q: Can Mark tell Larry to sniff out enemies?
Animal Communication: Charisma (Above Average) - 4 RS (specialized) = Weak
Difficulty: High
Roll: 72 (1st roll)
A: No
Q: Does Mark find anything from his survey?
Odds: ?
Roll: 42
A: Yes
Q: Is it the worm?
Odds: ?
Roll: 59
A: No
Q: What?
Method: /pol/ generator (>>3960589)
Going to post # 72363974 (first 8 numbers rolled)
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/172334706/#172363974
"Anon...Hillary lost. It's time to realize you don't know jackshit."
Mark is getting lost in the caverns; he doesn't know anything about the environment
Q: "QM did i lvl up on my bow"
Difficulty: Impossible
Roll: 36 (2nd roll)
A: No

>>3965827
You can't hear anything but you can feel that the ground is kind of cold.

>>3965845
No.

>>3965837
>I will look for a higher ground
The cavern at the entrance of the floor has a 10 ft high cliff. A crack extends 2 ft deep at the bottom and connects to the cavern entry. There's a small pond of water and some vegetation.

>Also if Larry is with us can you make him sniff
Larry is a good guy, but he's unable to understand your order.

>survey the surroundings
With Larry, you make one turn right, and one turn left. After a few minutes, you find yourself completely lost in the labyrinth of rock tunnels. The tunnels are wide enough for a giant worm to crawl through them. Loki said that the Danjon is alive, was that a joke or not?
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>>3966017
I look up from my constant banter with Shi and look back at the group.

"Aww fuck, does anyone know where Mark went? I haven't seen him since he gave me the sword."
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Rolled 37, 89, 32, 7, 67, 27, 54, 92, 80, 50, 71, 50, 3, 22, 18, 75, 74, 94, 23, 32 = 997 (20d100)

I try to look for Mark's shadow
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>>3966055

Q: Rank Owen's Shadow Perception. How about Minuscule 3?
Odds: ?
Roll: 32
A: Yes
Q: Can Owen find Mark's shadow?
Shadow Perception: Minuscule 3
Difficulty: Above Average (not defined by Shadow Perception)
Roll: 37 (1st roll)
A: No

Another fail. You can't find anything.
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>>3966065
Ill make bird noises and start marking the floor so I dont get lost further.
“Larry, where Party?” I asked Larry while showing him a diagram of the party with Shi’s avatar drowning in titties
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Rolled 5, 23, 29, 13, 30, 52, 86, 65, 78, 97, 62, 88, 17, 72, 50, 8, 2, 7, 31, 90 = 905 (20d100)

>>3966106
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I'm pretty sure there's some divination you can do to find a specific person..Shi should get on that when he gets on.
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>>3966106

Q: “Larry, where Party?” Can Larry do it?
Odds: ?
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Critical: just two turns

What is Mark's fate? Was it to hand out a powerful artifact to Chase, and then die? Seeing titties, the cat nods its head, meows, and starts running. Mark follows him. He makes two turns, and finds back the cavern where everyone is. There's no fate.
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I unsneak behind Mark and say,"Don't run off alone again, if you do, tell me before you go." I restealth again
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Rolled 12, 3, 23, 55, 9, 18, 15, 45, 27, 25, 43, 95, 32, 27, 66, 74, 78, 63, 79, 66 = 855 (20d100)

>>3966139
Forgot to roll
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What's your specific ethnicity, Mark?
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Rolled 74, 84, 58, 24, 47, 99, 7, 13, 92, 100, 17, 51, 95, 73, 70, 100, 78, 11, 22, 65 = 1180 (20d100)

"Alright, if that's settled, let's keep going and hope we don't run into too many Graboids."
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>>3965803
I tell Emiya to cast dispell magic on me. I prepare magic missile. I tell Abigail to prepare an attack spell.

Dispell magic: dispells a continuous magic spell.

Magic missile:
A missile of magical energy darts forth from your fingertip and strikes its target
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>>3966286
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>>3966106
>>3966122
Thank God, If you had lost Larry I would have beaten your ass the second you came into the interdimensional casino.
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Rolled 23, 4, 29, 50, 14, 1, 28, 49, 95, 73, 70, 90, 39, 91, 36, 56, 26, 14, 18, 2 = 808 (20d100)

>>3966286
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>>3966106
Yo Mark, can you hand me one of the good daggers? I have a feeling I'll need one if it starts getting all Dune up in here.

>>3966286
Dispel magic is arcane Shi, and I doubt 3 1d4 force is going to do much against a wurm.
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>>3966307
Fuck off chase, I'm making up these spells. Magic Missile can do as much damage as I want and dispell can be a preist spell.
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>>3966286
Magic missle has a 100 foot range, does 3d6 damage, and is a level 2 spell.
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>>3966312
And the missle has tits that flap around as it flies.
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>>3966311
>>3966312
If your making them up, then why are you using d20 terms rather than Mythic? Saying something is "3d6" or "level 2" is meaningless.

Dispelling magic doesn't even have anything to do with the domain of healing anyways. Removing curses does, but dispelling arcane phenomena doesn't.

>>3966319
Now you're cooking with gas.
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>>3966320
OP says the spells dc is determined by it's level. 3d6 in my mind translates to 2RS damage.
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>>3966312
It does 2RS worth of damage.
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>>3966320
It's semantics OP calls it a curse I call it magic. Ethier way I'm still just saying "preist bitch remove that shit."
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>>3966330
Clerical magic is much more rigid than arcane, and I don't think resolving your magical fuckups falls under the domain of healing. Unfuck your own damn fuck ups.
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>>3966330
why would u get rid of ur op void armor?
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>>3966336
It gives me -4 Armour. It's the opposite of OP.
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>>3966338
no dude it obviously has unknown op effects, its name is fucking void armor it has to be amazing
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>>3966338
No Shibee, he's completely right. Imagine how badass you would be by going through the dungeon with it on?

You are actively handicapping yourself by taking it off.
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>>3966345
Owen! You learned how to link your posts!

>>3966345
He could use it to weaken an enemy.
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>>3966349
If you think it's so amazing I can cast it on you if you want.
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>>3966351
yeah i decided i better start because if i dont im gonna be called a newfag for eternity
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>>3966352
do it you wont
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>>3966353
Don't tell anyone, but you can fake not being new really well. I'm great at it.
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>>3966351
Honestly, I don't know what kind of bunk ass wizard he is not to explore the uses for this thing.

It could make an excellent debuff.
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>>3966361
Like, how much AC does armor give? That'll give me some perspective on it.
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leather is 11 + dex studded leather is 12+dex platemail is 18 scale mai;e is 16 + dex i think?? idk the other ones >>3966366
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>>3966366
>>3966367
We're all thinking D20 D&D stats. We need Mythic stats. Thanks anyway, Owen.
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>>3966370
i think armor depending on the type would probably just make any rolls trying to attack you harder
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>>3966370
In character, I should know this stuff from walking around with Death Perception so hopefully OP can elucidate us.
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>>3966361
I thought about the use of it, which is as a debuff. I don't like being debfuffed so I'm gonna have it removed.
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Rolled 11, 75, 96, 2, 81, 98, 92, 83, 34, 74, 77, 19, 11, 2, 63, 29, 17, 59, 50, 71 = 1044 (20d100)

>>3966145
Asian, Chinese descendant. Can barely speak moonrunes tho. why you wanna know? 为什么?

I pet Larry and told him what a good boy he is and gave Chase a dagger.

“So like are we just gonna stand here till that thing shows up?”
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Rolled 25, 64, 38, 65, 66, 48, 29, 12, 39, 93, 17, 51, 9, 70, 7, 2, 13, 44, 20, 71 = 783 (20d100)

>>3966411
"I will not be cowed because some overgrown shoelace thinks he's hot shit. The worm comes if it comes, but for now we keep going."
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>>3966373
I wonder If I could drive someone mad with the books I'm planning on making. Just like, open it in their direction. Like a reverse version of The Crusader's Zealous Accusation from Darkest Dungeon. Write the worst passages and carry them as a weapon.
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>>3966450
That's not really how it works. It's not a memetic weapon in that sense, it's just information. Information that reveals something about reality that gives you a sense of perspective vastly different than any person.

You can't just wave it in someone's face and call it a day, they must read, study, think, try to really comprehend. Only then will they come to the realization that they will never comprehend, and should have never been so foolish as to try. Because now... they've lost something, something important. That ignorance was the only thing keeping the facade, and now they're something less than sane, less than human, because they have come to know that sanity is a lie, everything we know is a comforting lie constructed to hide the truth. The terrible truth that there is no order to the universe, that all these structures and catagories and classifications are meaningless in the face of that which is unknowable to man.

The revelation is on par with a two dimensional creature that sees the world on a one dimensional plane learning of the third dimension, that the flat plane of their existence could be torn apart and invaded by incomprehensible three dimensional abominations.

Imagine that before you you see such a two dimensional realm, and you can intersect it with any part of your body. Let's put say, your arm through it. To it's inhabitants, this would look simply wrong in a way difficult to describe with words. A circular mass of skin and blood and bone and vein and hair floating through the air in front of them. Now imagine that these two dimensional realities are all invisible to you and exist everywhere on Earth. Now imagine that you are the two dimensional being.

This is the scope of the revelation we are describing.
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>>3966294
stfu ghost man. Golly gee dont fuck my tits up man. Anyhoo what ever did happened to OP on the first Isekai quest? Did the turkey got him?
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>>3966720
He OD'd on holiday spirit.
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>>3966502
Disseminate it in pamphlets, the revelations slowly building over the entirety of the pamphlet

Or OP rules that it's just less effective as a memetic weapon, and better as, well, information.
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>>3966742
That's getting a bit convoluted for an attack isn't it? Not trying to shit on your playstyle, but the unknowable mythos pamphlet gambit just doesn't have the same elegance of Zealous Accusation.
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>>3966768
It's better than nothing. Maybe I could take a class in priest and aggressively quote bible verses at people. I have one on hand, after all.
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>>3966787
I've been thinking of looking for some kind of debuff class/ sorc to complement my martial abilities. I wonder if you can learn sorcery and if so how time consuming. I've had great success with training in the past using Death Perception so hopefully it won't take decades or otherwise be incredibly impractical to learn. Or worse, require guild membership. It probably does considering those pricks seemingly have a monopoly on most information regarding skills an adventurer would find useful.

Damn bureaucrats, a man should be able to fight his own damn wars.
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OP how does a mortal ascend to god hood or demi god hood.
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OP is there a legal way to use non god level cheats.
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>>3966366
Armor gives a Toughness bonus to resist damage. Pic related.

>>3966411
Your ethnicity may provide bonuses.

>>3966960
That's for you to come up with a plot.

>>3967014
All cheats are illegal.
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>>3967355
Where the hell can i get battle suits??
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>>3966174
/tg/ generator
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/17481740/#17484582
"something's coming through!"
"Meanwhile the Mammon Machine begins to smoke and spark, cracks beginning to spiderweb across its frame as the three sages hesitantly back away, then begin to run at full tilt away from the thing."
Q: Is it the Dungeon Worm?
Odds: Likely (rolled in previous post)
Roll: 58
A: Yes
>>3966286
Q: Is Dispel Magic a priestly spell?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 58
A: Yes
Q: Is Void magic vulnerable to Dispel Magic?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 24
A: Yes
Q: Can Shi prepare Magic Missile?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Low
Roll: 74 (1st roll)
A: Yes
Q: What spell does Emiya prepare?
Rolls: 47, 99
A: Travel of Anger
Divine Wrath

Following the advice of Jackson's ghost (>>3964732), Shi prepares the simple spell Magic Missile. Casting AoE spells on a single target might not be that good of an idea, after all. His waifu, Emiya, dispels the unique void armor, and prepares the spell Divine Wrath.

"Shi, can we talk about what happened last night?" she asks. "I know it's not the best moment, but I'm not feeling well. It's like my heart has been ripped out and left my body. I don't want you to be wizard anymore, it's corrupting you."

"STFU, ghost man." Growing tired of his advices, Mark sends Jackson back to the Death Lodge. Abigail does not prepare any spell, as she doesn't understand this concept. As for Owen, he's so well hidden that no one knows where he is. Sometimes, he unsneaks for a moment and appears behind people's back to say a witty one-liner, then disappears again (>>3966139).

"I will not be cowed because some overgrown shoelace thinks he's hot shit. The worm comes if it comes, but for now we keep going."

Guided by Chase's firm and confident leadership, the party goes after the worm. The entrance to the next cavern is a long passage which leads to a really beautiful cave with red moss. At the end of the passage, there is a pillar which is glowing blue. The cavern is foggy, and has a lot of spiderwebs between its many crevices.

One of the Helmian guards yells, "Something's coming through!" Yes, everyone had forgotten about them, but the guards are still there. The slave Abigail squeals.

The Dungeon Worm squirms through the cavern. Its large mouth is covered with razor-sharp fangs, and is capable of tearing a human to pieces with ease. It snarls and shakes its oversized head as it destroys rocks its path. This is the biggest creature that you've seen in the Danjon yet. The Middle Floors definitely are dangerous.
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>>3967394
You can't get it in Devapura, you'd have to travel to a futuristic setting.
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>>3967412
OP how does Emiya know I casted charm person on her.
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Rolled 66, 31, 80, 96, 90, 8, 35, 28, 96, 56, 74, 55, 73, 92, 13, 11, 18, 57, 99, 66 = 1144 (20d100)

>>3967412
“What an ugly thing”
I start sneaking, i bet this guy has some seismic sense shit tho i try anyway and shoot an arrow to test its defenses
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Rolled 44, 100, 98, 60, 13, 46, 75, 86, 87, 80, 11, 66, 49, 79, 76, 8, 31, 92, 33, 46 = 1180 (20d100)

>>3967412
While the charm person spell is still affecting her I say "My love why would I ever do somthing to cause you pain, I'm guessing it was an effect from one of the gods who knows what those corrupted bloodthirsty individuals have done. I'll try dispelling whatever effect they put on you" I then cast dispell magic on her. Having her be a mind slave is pointless I don't really care about polagmy anymore, I just want more power.

Launch magic missle at the worms face, have Emiya do the same with her spell, Abigail casts faith armor on me.
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>>3967427
I should only have to roll for two actions in that post the dispelling and Abigail casting mage armour on me. OP it only makes sense for a failed spell to blow up in the casters face not the person their trying to cast it on.
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Rolled 72, 97, 47, 20, 82, 96, 33, 54, 84, 4, 67, 90, 4, 84, 70, 64, 20, 48, 75, 63 = 1174 (20d100)

I sneak so that I'm next to the worm when it worms by, as it moves past me I run both my poison daggers down it's side, opening large poisoned cuts down it's body
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>>3967432
I should only have to roll for the two actions because I prepared My and Emiya's attack spells beforehand.
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>>3967412
"Look who finally decided to show up!"

I look over its abilities and weaknesses and factor them into my orders.

"Shi, get some psychic damage on the noodle, Owen, stay hidden and go for the (susceptible organ/arterie). Jackson, keep up the pressure! And Helmuts, try to keep up.

I'll write my personal actions once I see the Death Perception report.
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>>3967420
She doesn't know. The spell has worn off so she remembers the conversation. >>3964129
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>>3967441
In that case I just say to her "I don't remember that. One of those corrupted gods must have made me say that and that's why I don't remember it. I promise you that I would never even think of polagmy."

Scratch of the dispell action and replace it with me trying to convince her.
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>>3967448
Shibe, this is not the time to work out your relationship issues. There's a giant boss right there.
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>>3967441
Hey op, considering the effect of Trick Fears is to turn fear to cold, calculating hate, does that mean I get a bonus in terrifying situations or when it negates a fear effect?
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>>3967459
Roll
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>3967463
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I won't post for awhile so my next actions are just me magic missle, Emiya hold person, Abigail faith armour on Chase. Second action me magic missle, Emiya attack spell, Abigail attack spell.

Hold person:
The subject becomesparalyzedand freezes in place. It is aware and breathes normally but cannot take any actions, even speech. Each round on its turn, the subject may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect.
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>>3967468
I guess not then.
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>>3967472
It has anti psychic shit if i remembered correctly
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>>3967469
Hold person is humanoids only for a reason though. Have fun trying to paralyze a giant worm instead of just exploiting it's vulnerable maggot brain.

>>3967463
I really want that Death Perception readout for what I'm thinking of doing.
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Rolled 73, 71, 92, 78, 86, 42, 97, 10, 91, 93, 55, 73, 96, 49, 86, 88, 79, 60, 17, 27 = 1363 (20d100)

>>3967412
>>3967440
Fuck it, I sprint my way over to the side of the worm (adapting my running style for minimal foot to ground impact by running on the balls of my feet) and climb on top of it while it's distracted by the group. I make my way to a vital area and let loose with Trick Fears. If it tries to shake me off at any point, I'll dig in with my Exceptional dagger. If it tries to crush me I disengage, and if it tries to roll over me I go flat to minimize crushing damage.
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>>3967494
Now would be a good time to mention that I have Average climbing if that is the relevant skill here.
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>>3967423
Q: Does the worm have seismic sense?
Odds: ?
Roll: 80
A: No
Q: Can Mark sneak?
Stealth: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 66
A: Yes
Q: Is the worm extremely hard/tough?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 96
A: Critical No
Critical: Worm's toughness = Average
Q: Can he damage the worm?
Archery: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 31
A: Yes
>>3967427
Q: Can Shi convince Emiya?
Charisma: Below Average
Difficulty: Emiya's Perception (Average)
Roll: 98 (3rd roll)
A: Critical No
Critical: his lies hurt her more
Q: Can Shi cast Magic Missile?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Low - 1 RS (prepared) = Weak
Roll: 44
A: Yes
Q: Does the worm have magic resistance?
Odds: ?
Roll: 60
A: No
Q: Can Emiya cast Divine Wrath?
Wisdom: High
Difficulty: Above Average - 1 RS (prepared) = Average
Roll: 100
A: Critical No
Critical: Evylivon punishes Emiya
Q: Can Abigail cast Faith Armor?
Wisdom: Below Average
Difficulty: Low
Roll: 13
A: Yes
Q: Can the worm survive its wounds?
Toughness: Average - 2 RS (wounds) = Low
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 46
A: No
>>3967433
Q: Can Owen open a cut?
Daggers: Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 72
A: No
>>3967494
Q: Can Chase climb the creature?
Climb: Average
Roll: 73
A: No
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>>3967438
In thread #2, post #3904424, it was ruled that preparing a spell only lowers the casting difficulty.

>>3967427
>>3967423
>>3967433
>>3967440
The Marksman tests the worm's abilities efficiently. The worm has no good natural defenses, and his many arrows pierce it easily. With each arrow, green liquid splits out of the worm. All of the ghosts who are watching the battle from the Death Lodge are applauding and throwing coins at their TV. Mark doesn't even have skills in archery; his amazing skills only come from his natural abilities.

Shi cowardly blames the corrupted gods for his behavior, but Emiya, who's now familiar with his facial expressions, can tell that he's lying. That's what happens when you're admiring someone's face all day long. Her overwhelming emotions make her feel disconnected from her goddess, and she loses her priestly powers.

The young wizard stylishly throws a magic missile at the creature. Shi might be praised for his exceptional intelligence and magical power, but he's also part of the glorious Japanese race, which makes him stylish at every moment. In this Isekai, Japan's counterpart, the Shuji Empire, is more powerful than all other nations combined. It produces the best swords, called "katana", and has the best foods. Not only that, but any hero that hails from our world's Japan is more badass than men of subpar ethnicity. Only one person has a more prestigious ethnicity than Shi, and it is Mark, who is a direct descendant of Yandi and Huangdi.

The shock of magic combined to the arrow wounds make the worm die. It disappears in a puff of smoke, only leaving a small crystal behind. The Middle Floors seem weak compared to the power level of this party.

Owen is even more stealthy than Mark. He opens large, poisonous cuts in the worm's dead body. A more modest round of applauds follow for this feat of strength. Chase tries to climb over the dead creature, however it's too slippery and he can't.

Death Perception (teal hud): Chase's previously conceptualized report is correct and valid. Moreover, you discover that:
1) This worm has no spell resistance
2) It is very vulnerable to a combination of physical and magical damage
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Rolled 29, 99, 42, 48, 66, 71, 92, 7, 26, 12, 22, 13, 7, 23, 94, 21, 61, 97, 37, 42 = 909 (20d100)

I scout around for anything that might have heard our battle with the worm
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Rolled 57, 49, 1, 44, 6, 31, 96, 93, 91, 97, 64, 19, 92, 3, 26, 72, 25, 22, 34, 57 = 979 (20d100)

>>3967533
Examine crystal and look for any loot left behind.
“Uuuh soo Magic Arrow Missile is a thing now, nice work Shi and everyone else of course”
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Rolled 98, 80, 92, 23, 96, 40, 87, 53, 16, 45, 55, 55, 25, 90, 40, 70, 13, 67, 7, 82 = 1134 (20d100)

>>3967533
>>3967533
Seeing the titanic monster fall before I can close the distance, I stop short of where the beast once was.

"Oh"

"Well that was rather anticlimactic, I expected a little more for all that foreshadowing but I guess mmo logic is in full effect here."

I lead the group forwards to that pillar.

Seeing the despair on Emiya's face, I take out my phone and pause a stopwatch. "13 days, 2 hours and 35 minutes. Later than I expected but earlier than I had hoped."
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>>3967542

Q: Does Owen find anything?
Odds: ?
Roll: 42
A: Yes
Q: Does it come out of the walls?
Odds: ?
Roll: 48
A: Yes

Owen scouts around for creatures. He notices that the walls are starting to crack... Something is about to come out... Will those new creatures meet up to Chase's expectations?

>>3967544
It is a trigonal crystal with reddish-brown hues. There's no other loots except the crystals from the previous floors. You can retrospectively take them if you want.

Crystals: 3 bad bat, 2 fire imp, 3 shadow imps, 3 dungeon lizard, 10 roper, 20 killer ants, 20 goblin, 20 kobold, 20 orcs, 1 dungeon worm
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Rolled 65, 79, 16, 61, 17, 43, 58, 2, 24, 9, 100, 14, 30, 73, 6, 16, 6, 82, 66, 15 = 782 (20d100)

>>3967578
I will take them. Thank you very much.
“Emiya, you lived your life without this guy. I get that you feel betrayed but that state of mind will get us killed”
Im trying to give Emiya a pep talk to make her regain proesthood
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Rolled 64, 21, 31, 76, 66, 17, 58, 8, 94, 56, 3, 82, 92, 5, 37, 44, 50, 46, 48, 46 = 944 (20d100)

I shout,"SOMETHINGS COMING THROUGH THE WALL!" I point at the forming cracks and then blend into the nearest shadows
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>>3967355
Hey OP, Is

>>3966450
This Idea theoretically possible? Or do I need to make pamphlets if I want to drive someone mad.
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>>3967655
The facts:

1) Anything is theorically possible
2) Memetic weapons are proven to work
3) The Necronomicon is real

However, three questions:

1) Where are you going to find the knowledge to make this book?
2) How are you going to protect yourself from it?
3) How are you going to force your enemies to read it?
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>>3967655
>>3967716
As far as the latter 3 go

1) I go outside the city and write everything down that Strange Aeons gives me while mentally protected, allowing them to turn it off when I reenter while bypassing cheat detection by keeping the book.
2) Separate the dangerous stuff into separate books, so I can slowly build up resistance before going into the really nasty stuff if possible.
3) I was asking if a Mere Glimpse of the script would cause madness, If it does my plan will(eventually) move forward, if it doesn't, I will make some booklets with the mentally damaging info sprinkled in in such a way that it's too late for all but the most perceptive to see what's happening.
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>>3967730
I would roll for it and evaluate the base odds of it working as very low. As we are talking about a type of information that is not accessible to us, I can't ask you to explain how you'd make it work. So I would roll for your intellectual or memetic ability to write the text, and if successful, I would increase the odds of your technique.

I can think of a symbol in a world that instills mild terror in us, it is the Eye of Providence (eye inside of a triangle). The Eye of Providence evokes a cosmic abomination that watches us and traps us in a pyramid system. It is this feeling of being completely powerful, an eternal victim, that creates the utmost fear, and that is quite Lovecraftian.

So that you create much worse symbols and texts by using the cheat Strange Aeons actually sounds possible to me. The possibility that you produce an irrefutable proof, a logical proof, is there too, it would make matters worse for the reader. If you roll for this, you would obtain not just an excentric weapon, but you would destroy the entire world.
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>>3967569
Fuck off chase.
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>>3967533
I cast Charm Person on Emiya and say "Look I'm sorry for bringing that up to you and lying to you. We all make mistakes. I'll make it up to you by taking you anywhere you want after this dungeon. Will you please accept my apology."

Realtionships are fucking gay I wish I had harem protag.
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Rolled 24, 25, 17, 98, 71, 89, 89, 21, 14, 61, 33, 35, 36, 92, 61, 70, 64, 57, 16, 86 = 1059 (20d100)

>>3967965
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>>3967968
I cast fireball at the stuff coming out of the wall.
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>>3968003
Afireballspell generates a searing explosion of flame that detonates with a low roar
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>>3967797
So I COULD Copy down the information Strange Aeons gives me, and Write the worst on a scroll and use it to drive people mad with a glance. Interesting.
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>>3967797
Lol the eye of providence to most people is just some meme conspiracy shit. Not anything so serious.
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>>3967797
People have to actually understand what a symbol means for it to effect us. The only things that could shatter people's minds upon looking is extra dimensional shapes.
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>>3967965
"Maybe you could make it up to her by not constantly shitting on her values and not using mind control on her whenever you don't get your way."
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>>3968046
Mabey you wouldn't be such a beta bitch boy if you never got denied by that furry. Worry about yourself.
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>>3968055
If you keep using mind control she's gonna snap and kill you. Or just leave you.
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>>3968003
Where do you center your fireball?
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>>3968058
She is upset with me because of what I said not mind control. As long as she never realizes and she won't I'm safe.
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>>3968065
Oh, but she will. She will eventually, even if she simply holes up in her room from being upset long enough for it to wear off.
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>>3968066
It wearing off wouldn't make her realize, but things not making sense like a shitty argument against her beliefs would eventually.
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>>3968061
How many feet is bewteen me and the wall to the east and how large is fireball.
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>>3968055
Sorry, but that's metabitching, please select an in universe whinge if you want to feebly defend your retardation.

"I swear, you've been using charm magic the entire time you've known her and still managed to destroy her trust and annihilate any goodwill you had before."
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>>3968072
Just stop being such a fucking cunt. If I tried to enslave her mind there would be no fights. Normal relationships have highs and lows that's what make them human.
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>>3968067
Don't worry shi when she finally leaves you I'll take good care of her
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>>3968072
Don't give me that metabitching shit. The line bewteen ingame speech and out of game is blurred as you have stated before.
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>>3968077
Owen do you really want to anger the guy choosing where he casts fireball?
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>>3968082
Do you really want to be a metagaming fag?
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>>3968069
Fireball radius: 20 ft
Distance to the east wall: 50 ft
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>>3968084
Well Owen you are between monster 1 and 6 it's far away enough from me that I'm certain I won't be affected and revive magic is a thing. So casting it there is a valid option.
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>>3968092
Distance bewteen monster 3 and 4.
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>>3968096
10 ft
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>>3968095
It would be a valid option if you are able to see me, we don't know if I managed to restealth yet, plus killing the guy who warned everyone about the coming enemies isn't cool
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>>3968103
Not being able to see you gives me all the more reason to cast it there. Luckily for you I'm not a team killing faggot, if I was tou would allready be dead.
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>>3968076
"You are trying to enslave her, just not as effectively as you could previously because you refuse to think. If you bothered to think of her as anything other than a resource, even in the context of keeping your hold over her you wouldn't be in this situation."

>>3968079
It's different when your entire response is based on an incident that you never witnessed and is only referenced in the context of a cheap dig in out of character arguments. That's different than say, your eugenics rants because talking about your plans for society is something you have previously done in character, so it makes sense for that to be a conversation we have had.

>>3968082
>>3968095
Real classy Shi.
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>>3968061
I cast fireball inbewteen monster 3 and 4.
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>>3968109
You seem awfully confident in that assessment for someone in masterwork bastard sword distance.
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>>3968112
I never talked about eugenics plan in character. I just brought it up to be edgy outside of character to be edgy. I never actually planned to have one in my future empire.
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>>3968116
You seem awfully confident for somone in fireball distance.
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Rolled 66, 74, 13, 16, 48, 46, 30, 87, 80, 68, 81, 58, 27, 70, 84, 61, 19, 40, 6, 41 = 1015 (20d100)

>>3968061
I'll head to engage monster 2 when it emerges.

>>3968118
Really? You described it as if you were going to implement it in a fantasy world. Immortal god king and all that.
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>>3968120
You seem awfully confident for someone who doesn't understand the difference in the deployment rate of a bastard sword and a fireball, especially at a range of <3 meters. You would blow your own ass up at this range anyway Shi Hito: boy genius.
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>>3968125
I was talking about the real world and only to be edgy. I never planned to implement it in my empire and I think it's a shitty plan in the real world as well.
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>>3968137
Alright sure, I'll stop mentioning it in character then. It just seemed like something you would unironicly advocate for (especially since you kept defending it) in character and was also really funny.
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>>3968132
The way OP drew the map you would be at least 50 feet from me if not more since the east wall is 50 ft from me as well. Chase the Einstein of mathematical distance;.
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>>3968147
>tfw mom and dad starts to argue
“Bruh, wouldnt it be casting magesight or any sensory spell be more useful?”
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>>3968144
My character in the first thread was almost entirely satirical so I don't really get how you would think you know what I would actually advocate for other than through your own personal bias. I never defended it in character and I only defended it because you autists kept trying to pick it apart like a real plan.
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>>3967578
Boss QM, what does the crystal do or its value in the market
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>>3968151
Fuck being a support character. I have two bitches to do that for me.
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>>3968147
Rescaling.
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>>3968147
Obviously this map doesn't match the scale of the room, because the distance between 3 and 4 is 10ft, and I can tell just by eyeballing it that the distance between us is less than the distance between them. Clearly, they're coming up from the floor rather than the walls if there's supposed to be 50ft from you to the wall. Otherwise we would be in a perfectly circular room with no entrances or exits, and Owen would be inside the wall.

>>3968155
How am I supposed to tell when you're being serious if everything you say is equally laughable?
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>>3968165
Just fuck off, I'm not gonna waste anymore time arguing with you about pointless shit. .
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>>3968164
Do you mean 20ft radius or 20ft diameter? If it's the former, Shi, Emiya, and Helmut 2 are getting roasted as well.
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>>3968170
So you're saying you cap out at about one hour twenty eight minutes of arguing with me over pointless shit?
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>>3968164
If the spell would effect me or my allies. I tell Emiya and the guard to move 10ft back and then I do so as well.
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>>3968173
20 ft radius. Shi is roasting everyone except Owen. I will reveal in the next update who he has killed.
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>>3968182
>>3968184
Fucking Shi
LMAO is it too late to start running? Hope he fails in casting
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>>3968182
>>3968184
Shi You dumbass.

>>3968184
I go over to the entrance of the Death Lounge and get ready to greet the new patrons.
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>>3968184
OP that's fucking gay I thought this was a circular room because of the lines and you saying their going through the walls.
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>>3968184
Shi Hito, boy genius and teamkilling fucktard extraordinaire, my he rest in pieces as he commits glorious Jihad against the formidable Tunnel Snake Clan.
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>>3968191
Why would you think that we occupied a circular room with no entrance when it was specifically described as a giant corridor?
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Well fireball is a reflex save so I should be safe.
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>>3968184
LMFAO
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>>3968193
The walls change and shit the exit could have been closed off. I never read where OP said this was a corridor. Why the fuck would there be a cirlce if this room wasn't a cirlce he should have draw a fucking corridor.
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>>3968197
You are right in the middle of the firestorm dumbass. Have you got another
brilliant brain blast to get yourself out of your impending nuclear holocaust?
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>>3968184
>>3968192
Bruh, we in the back why are we even getting damage. is this fireball that big? fuck. This next update gonna be lit.
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>>3968193
I never read where he said this was a corridor. This place has walls that change and shit It's plausible that the room could have closed it's self off. Why the fuck would OP draw a circle in the middle of the picture if that wasn't the room were in.
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>>3968202
Maybe if you spent less time partying and more time studying third grade geometry and basic reading comprehension you wouldn't be assblasting yourself like this.
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>>3968203
Lol doesn't matter it's a reflex save to doge it.
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>>3968184
Me sitting in the back watching everyone get teamkilled
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>>3968210
There's a somewhat poetic irony in me saying you weren't gonna die because I'm not a team killer.
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>>3968208
Btw making the save only gets you half dmg
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>>3968211
Yeah you're right
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>>3968212
If were going by pathfinder rules this only does 1d6 damage.
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>>3968208
If you want to drag out the 5e rulebook to justify your 190 iq manuver, you don't have evasion, so you're still taking half damage of your crit fireball.

Any more brilliant deductions?
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>>3968216
We're going by mythic rules tho + i doubt you can reflex your way out unless youre right at the edge of the AOE like Chase is
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>>3968218
I'm talking about the advanced 3.5 edition pathfinder not gay ass 5e.
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>>3968219
I rolled a 17 on my third roll so I think I'll be fine.
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>>3968216
Fuck your Pathfinder rules this is Mythic. You rolled very low so I doubt your ass is going to live. The only person in the radius I can imagine living is maybe the helmuts and me, but that's still a hard maybe.
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>>3968208
>mfw Shi roasts all of his bitches
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>>3968223
Rolling low is good in pathfinder you brainlet.
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>>3968224
I always knew he would end up destroying the lives anyone he tried to seduce, but I was very mistaken in the method.
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>>3968227
*Mythic

After you read a word you're more likely to get it mixed up with another simliar word while typing fast.
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>>3968227
I'm talking about in terms of damage from the fireball dunkass, even if you half the damage you're still going to brainblast yourself into carbon dioxide.
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>>3968229
Emiya was pretty annoying anyways. And I'm sure I'll level up from this.
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>>3968234
maybe if you survive
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>>3968233
We'll see if OP does half or no damage upon a successful doge. I should get atleast a +1RS since I'm the one casting it. Your own spells might not harm you as well in this.
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>>3968238
well you know maybe if it were another spell but i dont think big flaming balls of fire discriminate who theyre burning
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This is pretty funny though. This almodt exact situation happend to me with a ring of fireball in pathfinder.
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>>3968240
Shi i think you made your intelligence stat too high
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>>3968238
Now you're just pulling shit out of your ass.

Such an ignoble end for the greatest mind of our generation. You kept mentioning dnd earlier, which is pretty funny considering wiping out your entire party with a fireball in an enclosed space is classic dnd. A truly gygaxian end for our little rpg nerd.
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>>3968242
Or this was all part of my master plan to gain power who knows.
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>>3968245
Ah yes gain power by getting yourself killed in a dungeon, perfect plan if i do say so myself
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>>3968246
I only chose to cast fireball after I saw my successfull rolls. I'm pretty sure I'll survive this.
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>>3968246
Ill start stealthing with you senpai. I dont trust dis hoes also RIP Larry
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>>3968254
I will teach you the way of getting not murdered young one
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>>3968254
Btw if Larry dies im going to spend however long it takes to revive him
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>>3968261
Based, Larry is the most morally upstanding character on the team.
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>>3968271
hey Jackson if everyone dies im gonna have to take your title
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>>3968272
We can share because Mine was from from the Familia wars and yours was from Shi being a douche.

How does "The Last Dungeoneer Standing" sound?
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>>3968281
Sounds good
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>>3968281
I love how he blows everyone up with a fireball centered right next to himself and tries to play it off like it was intentional. What a lad.
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OP I want to just say that the 17 would be for my doge roll since the first one was for the charm and the second one was for the fireball.
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I really don't get the concept of evading explosions in d20 systems to be honest. Like, an area is completely saturated with fire and boneshattering force, you can't exactly sidestep it. Maybe there's something to be done on the fringes, but otherwise you're pretty much fucked.
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JUST
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>>3968545
You're moving out of the area of affect before the explosion expands into that area. The AOE doesn't just burst into flames it takes a second.
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>>3968659
Then how come it never actually repositions the character in those systems? The Evasion toting rouge isn't actually moving anywhere, they're spotdodging and somehow managing to avoid damage despite being right in the middle of a firestorm.
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>>3967590
Q: Does Mark's pep talk work?
Charisma: High
Difficulty: High
Roll: 65
A: No
Q: Can Mark survive the fire damage?
Toughness: Average - 4 RS (wounds from hound + Shi)
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 79
A: No
>>3967968
Q: Can Owen blend in the shadows?
Hide in Shadow: Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 64
A: No
Q: Can Owen hide the regular way?
Stealth: Exceptional
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 21
A: Yes
Q: Is it a group of hellhounds?
Odds: Likely (the most dangerous encounter)
Roll: 31
A: Yes
Q: Do they target Emiya?
Odds: Likely (she's making the most noise)
Roll: 76
A: No
Q: Does the fire breath do damage? (Proficiency: Average)
Hound 1 targets Chase
Difficulty: Exceptional
Roll: 66
A: No
Hound 2 targets Chase
Difficulty: Exceptional
Roll: 17
A: No
Hound 3 targets Shi + Emiya
Difficulty: Exceptional + Average
Roll: 58 + 8
A: No, Critical Yes
Critical: Emiya suffers - 2 RS damage
Hound 4 targets G2
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 94
A: Critical No
Critical: the hound #4 is hurt by the guard
Hound 5 targets G1
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 56
A: No
Hound 6 targets Mark, Larry, Abigail
Difficulty: Exceptional, High, Average
Roll: 3, 82, 92
A: Critical Yes, No, Critical No
Critical: Mark suffers - 2 RS damage
Critical No: Abigail hurts Hound #6
>>3967968
Q: Can Shi cast Charm Person?
In spellbook + favorite, I'm not even going to roll
Q: Can Shi cast Fireball?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 24
A: Yes
Q: Are the hellhounds immune to fire?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 17
A: Critical Yes
Q: Can the party succeed on their reflex save?
Mark, Chase, Emiya, Larry, Guard 1, Guard 2
Reflex: Exceptional, Exceptional, Average, High, Average, Average
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 98, 71, 89, 89, 21, 14
A: Critical No, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes
Mark: - 2 RS fire damage (critical)
Emiya, Larry: - 1 RS fire damage
Q: Can Emiya survive her wounds?
Toughness: Low - 3 RS (2 RS from hounds, 1 RS from Shi) = Minuscule 2
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 25
A: No
Q: Can Shi dodge his own fireball?
Reflex: Exceptional
Roll: 61
A: Yes
>>3967569
Q: Can Chase hit hellhound #2?
Swords: Exceptional
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 66
A: Yes
Q: Can Chase survive his wounds?
Toughness: High - 2 RS (wounds) = Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 74
A: No
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Owen shouts, "SOMETHING'S COMING THROUGH THE WALLS!", then hides himself in a narrow crevice. For some reason, everyone ignores his warning.

“Emiya, you lived your life without this guy. I get that you feel betrayed, but that state of mind will get us-”. Mark's personal magnetism is very strong, but the idea of living without Shi is so painful that it makes Emiya burst out in tears. Her emotions are not contained. Only Shi has the answer. Of course. He offers his apologies, using the power of Charm Person to make his argument more convincing. Emiya calms down and her emotions are finally stabilized.

A pack of hellhounds comes out of the walls, from every side of the cavern. Grr, those are Larry's natural enemies! They look like extremely muscular wolves, and the rage can be seen burning in their glowing red eyes. While everyone is busy catering to Emiya's mood swings, the hounds charge at them, growling with raw hatred. They surround everyone, except Owen, and spit their fire out.

Shi reacts quickly and generates an explosion of flame that detonates with a low roar. The hellhounds are not affected, because they are immune to fire damage. Indeed, fire is the element they breathe. He reacted quickly, but with extreme stupid. With the center of the AoE spell calculated only a few feet from himself, he burns most of the party members. In the wizard's simple mind, there are only two possibilities with magic. If the target is friendly, cast Charm Person. If the target is hostile, cast Fireball.

"-killed". Mark finishes his sentence before turning into a fine, granulary ash, from the combined hell of Shi's spell and the hounds' fire breath. He turns into a ghost, floating above the battleground, but still connected to his body. Emiya, who was the only competent healer of the party, suffers the same fate. Getting killed by Shi, should that be considered an honor, too? Well, who cares about those people. The real tragedy is that Little Larry is hurt by the flames, too.

Chase dexterously jumps, spinning in the air, so as to make himself immune to the flames. He spins and spins, light as a feather, while everyone under him is roasting. The magical fire, not finding any combustible on the rock ground, quickly disappears. The Sword Saint lands gracefully, both of his arms stretched, his blade violently slashing the side of one of the hounds' flank.

>Mark suffers - 4 RS fire damage and dies (killed by Shi)
>Emiya suffers - 2 RS fire damage and dies (killed by Shi)
>Larry suffers - 1 RS fire damage (hurt by Shi)
>Both Helmian guards suffer - 1 RS fire damage (hurt by Shi)
>Hounds #2, #4, #6 suffer - 1 RS damage
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Rolled 43, 48, 18, 77, 100, 92, 87, 72, 90, 49, 51, 18, 9, 69, 17, 91, 32, 52, 91, 29 = 1135 (20d100)

>>3968998
"Way to go asshole" I tell Shi and talk to ghost Emiya
"You're like a high level priest, I think you can do some resurrection even though your a ghost or whatever"
If reviving us both cannot be done then I'd like to consult with my ancestors. I am of the blood of the Fire Emperor, surely he knows something that can bring me back.
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Rolled 63, 15, 92, 74, 86, 12, 76, 59, 6, 68, 22, 19, 86, 59, 52, 96, 80, 44, 48, 45 = 1102 (20d100)

I throw one of my poisoned daggers at one of the hellhounds, while still staying hidden
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>>3969020
Q: Can Emiya cast magic as a ghost?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 43
A: No
Q: Can Mark's bloodline save him?
Odds: Unknown; convincing argument
Roll: 48
A: Yes
>>3969104
Q: Can Owen hit the hellhound?
Knife-throwing: Dexterity (High) - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 63
A: No
Q: Can he remain hidden?
Stealth: Exceptional
Difficulty: ?
Roll: 15
A: Critical Yes
Critical: Don't roll for stealth anymore during this battle
Q: Can Larry hit the hellhound?
Dexterity: High - 1 RS (wounds) = Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 92
A: No
Q: Can the Helmian guards hit their target?
Fighting: Average
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 74, 86
A: No
Q: Can Abigail heal Larry?
Wisdom: Below Average
Roll: 12
A: Yes

Mark rises from the ashes with flames in the eye sockets. Having experienced death for a second time, his determination to crush fate is inexhaustible. Finally, his racial bonus has been determined. It is much weaker than one would expect, but it saves his life.

>Yan Bloodline (炎帝子孙) (Strength): As a direct descendant of the Yan Emperor, the character cannot be killed by fire damage.

Owen throws one of his precious daggers at the hellhound that's the closest to him, but it misses. The hellhound swiftly bends down and avoids the flying weapon. It turns its head and looks in his direction, but sees nothing because the assassin is too well-hidden behind the rocks. Larry jumps on the back of the enemy, but fails to cause any damage.

Abigail chants. "Your humble servant calls you, Goddess Aphrodite. Please heal this miserable creature with the power of your love." A ball of love energy swings into the air and reaches the leopard cat. His burned skin and fur are restored to normal, much to his delight. With renewed strength, he bites at the hellhound.
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Rolled 58, 77, 90, 22, 97, 54, 92, 59, 1, 16, 99, 91, 1, 55, 91, 22, 65, 85, 80, 70 = 1225 (20d100)

I quickly jump out of my hiding place, sinking my dagger into the hellhound that Larry is fighting's head and then I quickly sneak again, going to retrieve my dagger while stealthed
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>>3969169
Why is being chinese so great in this game when were in a Japanese setting shouldn't you have asked me if I was a descendant of Japanese folk heroes.
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>>3968998
OP did you actually roll for what they were or did you just do that to fuck me over.
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>>3969169
>>3969199
“Stop being salty you fuck. You just recently killed me! Also I just cant die from fire thats like a small fucking bonus. Asshat didnt even said sorry”
I hide in the shadows and fire a volley of arrows at the hounds.
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Rolled 36, 29, 9, 41, 28, 72, 28, 75, 53, 32, 53, 34, 32, 82, 53, 59, 46, 14, 74, 95 = 945 (20d100)

>>3969169
I never killed you because your immune to being killed by fire.
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>>3969220
The roll was for this post.

I tell Abigail to cast greater concentration on me. I cast resurrection on Emiya.

Greater concentration reduces a spells DC by -1RS.

Resurrection: Ressurects one recently deceased target.
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>>3969220
Well you technically did, he just had his ancestor bros be like nah u good get back down there
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>>3969225
I technically didn't he is immune as he literally can't be killed by that.
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>>3969227
but he just realized that, you know, after he got burnt to a pile of ashes
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>>3969217
I said I use my 17 for my doge away from the fireball so using that for the hellounds is kind of shitty.
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>>3969232
Dude you cant just pick what rolls you use depending on how good they are
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>>3969229
He never died.
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Rolled 62, 2, 51, 78, 62, 2, 88, 52, 51, 20, 90, 49, 76, 32, 22, 51, 7, 93, 5, 65 = 958 (20d100)

>>3969217
>>3969227
Sure
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>>3969234
Dude stop being a fucking idiot OP literally said he got burnt to ashes and became a fucking ghost for like 10 seconds
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>>3969233
I didn't. I added on to my post that I doge the fireball. I didn't pick it that would be what was used if I chose to cast biguss dickius it would be the same.
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>>3969236
Lol, OP said he's immune to being killed by fire damage so he never died. I guess being a ghost doesn't count as dying.
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>>3969240
Now i actually want to see you cast biguss dickius to see how that would go
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>>3969245
"I guess being a ghost doesn't count as dying" - Shi 2019

Shi you are retarded
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>>3969249
OP said he is immune to being killed by fire. I damaged him with fire thus he was never killed. It's simple logic. This is just how OP world works.
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>>3969249
Don't blame me for the inconsistent nature of OP's world. I'm only stating the facts I was given.
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>>3969250
Shi OP said that Mark died, got burnt to a fuckin crisp, and then got revived because racial trait, he did die, his trait just revived him after, and youre an idiot for trying to defend your point of Mark not technically dying when OP typed out that Mark died and was for a bit a ghost
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>>3969254

This is my response
>>3969253
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>>3969232
That post was ignored. You can't choose your rolls nor make more than one action post (multiplayer rule #2 in OP).

>>3969206
Hellhound wasn't picked to screw you over. The monster list was revealed in a previous post (>>3965799).
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I've done more than one action in a post before so I don't see why you are keen only only enforcing that rule now.

Example >>3962185

>Q: Can Shi cast Summon Magic Book?
>Willpower: Average
>Difficulty: Superhuman 5
>Roll: 54 (2nd roll)
>A: No
>Q: Can Shi detect that this spell is dangerous?
>Intuition: High
>Roll: 16
>Difficulty: ?
>A: Yes
>Q: Can Shi cast Charm Person?
>IQ: Exceptional
>Difficulty: Weak - 1 RS (favorite spell) = >Minuscule
>Roll: 27
>A: Yes
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>>3964205
this example other one was a misclick
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>>3969169
Making use of the versitility of the bastard sword, (the ability to be used effectively in one or two hands) I draw a dagger and bring down my sword on the neck of 2 while I throw the dagger at 3.
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Rolled 97, 77, 17, 38, 47, 82, 72, 40, 5, 40, 42, 42, 67, 28, 75, 73, 72, 64, 86, 53 = 1117 (20d100)

>>3969309
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>>3969169
Hey OP Why didn't you ask anyone else If they're also descended from Folk Heroes? In my case, it's from a Folk Villain, but you get my point.
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>>3969341
All Chinese are descendants of the Fire Emperor according to myths. I dont really know what he have in plan for the Caucasian counter part
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>>3969348
Ah, I see. In my case it's literally recorded history though, and a lot more recent. You want me to recite it for you?
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>>3969348
Caucasian is a blanket term for white Europeans, if op wants to keep doing ancient bloodline shit then it would be Roman for me and Owen.
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>>3969358
I actually have heritage from the northern half of the Great Isle of Britannia, thank you very much
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>>3969358
>>3969364
Maybe it requires some death experience? I dont really know how QM is rolling with this guys. Maybe Romans get you Wolf friends (Lupa). With Britannia??? I really have no idea what myths you guys have.
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>>3969391
It's a pretty weird inclusion, but I'll roll with it. Although I've never been a big fan of heroic bloodline memes to be quite honest.
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Bloodline bonus: proficient in tower shields and spears
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>>3969391
The thing I'm talking about isn't even mythical. It happened in the early 1500s, so I don't even have to embellish it.
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I'm a direct descendant of the first emperor of Japan, Emperor Jimmu. Who in turn is descendant of the sun and storm god.
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>>3969429
Or rather, don't get to embellish it.
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Okay I just asked so I am part Scottish, German, Native American, English, Italian, and Czechoslovakian
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>>3969450
So uhhhh idk what that gets me
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>>3969430
Are you sure you're not a reincarnation of Emperor Hirihito, back from the dead to get revenge on the gaijin for destroying his empire in nuclear flame?
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>Hey OP Why didn't you ask anyone else If they're also descended from [...]
I've asked for ancestry and background in the OP. No one filled their background.

Many character sheets are incomplete. If you want to fill it now, it's not too late.

The important fluff questions were: race, religion, mode of thoughts (>>3947915), political views, home boards.

>>3969199
>shouldn't you have asked me if I was a descendant of Japanese folk heroes
Your own ancestry is not 100% clear, because you wrote Japanese, but you also wrote grey eyes. So the first thing I would ask you is to clarify your ethnicity.

>Why is being chinese so great?
The game world includes elements and regions from both anime and donghua. Devapura is specifically Japanese but not the entire game world. The 2D girls produced by both cultures are of utmost quality, so I can't say that being Chinese is greater than being Japanese. It was a mistake to say that Mark has a more prestigious ethnicity, I got carried away while writing the fluff text. Now that I think more about it, it was really insulting to Valac Clara, Konomi Suzuki and LiSA.
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>>3969687
Me sitting here not knowing my ancestry
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>>3969687
My eyes are brown I just wrote grey because it's anime.
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Info
Name: Shi Taberu Hito
Age: 24
Ethnicity: Yamato
Gender: Male
Religion: Shinto
Thoughts: Verbal
HomeBoard: /b/
Poltical Views: Libertarian
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark Brown
Height: 6,1
Weight: 150

Stats
Strength: High
Toughness: Above Average
Willpower: Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: High
Reflex: Exceptional
Intelligence: Exceptional
Intuition: High
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Below Average
Fitness: Above Avearge
Perception: Avearge
Memory: Above Avearge
Beauty: Above Average

Skills
Running: High
Mathematics: High
Tactics: High
Boxing: Above Average
Kicking: Above Average
Swimming: Above Average

Isekai Cheats
Harem Protag: You now have a sex appeal that defies logic, giving an *absolute* bonus to seduction attempts and compelling members of the opposite sex to get jiggy with it, to the extent that you must roll to determine whether they are willing to engage in coitus, not whether they are interested. They are always open to polygamy but members of the same sex will resent you. Some violently.

Edgelord: You can teleport behind your foes, summon dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.

Strengths
Infomaniac: After years of watching “educational” Youtube videos you now have a Below Average Knowledge skill in all but the most esoteric and vague topics.

Weaknesses
Antisocial: You keep a distance from people unless needed.

Wealth: Gold Coins: 32 Silver Coins: 46 Copper Coins: 0

Inventory: Kunai, Jeweled Dagger Trenchoat and Bitchin’ Shades (Worn) Dual Desert Eagles (Loaded) Piss-yellow Sizzling Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion Purple and Syrupy Potion

Companions: Preist Bitch

Background: Descended from the Sun God, Amaterasu and Storm God, Susanoo through the first Emperor of Japan, Emperor Jimmu.
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>>3969751
Yo bitch dead
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>>3969755
She'll be back
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>>3969391
Mark do you have discord?
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>>3969184
Q: Can Owen hit the hellhound #6?
Dagger: Above Average
Difficulty: Average - 1 RS (wound) = Below Average
Roll: 58
A: Yes
Q: Can the hellhound survive?
Toughness: Average - 2 RS (wounds)
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 90
A: Critical No
>>3969220
Q: Is Resurrection a strictly priestly spell?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 9
A: Critical Yes
Q: Can Shi cast Greater Concentration?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Below Average
Roll: 36
A: Yes
Q: Can Abigail cast Resurrection?
Wisdom: Below Average
Difficulty: High - 1 RS (Greater Concentration) - 2 RS (target just died)
Roll: 20
A: Yes
>>3969235
Q: Does Mark still have -4 RS damage?
Odds: Likely (his strength doesn't mention it)
Roll: 51
A: Yes
Q: Can Mark hide?
Stealth: High - 4 RS (fire wounds) = Low
Roll: 62
A: No
Q: Can Mark hit the hounds?
Archery: Below Average - 4 RS (wounds) = Minuscule 2
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 2
A: No
>>3969309
Q: Can Chase hit #2?
Sword: Exceptional
Difficulty: Average - 1 RS (wound) = Below Average
Roll: 97
A: No
Q: Can Chase hit #3?
Weapon: High
Difficulty: Average + 2 RS (second attack) = High
Roll: 77
A: No
Q: Can G1 hit #5, G2 hit #4?
Fight: Below Average (wounded)
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 17, 38
A: Yes, No
Q: Can Hounds #1, 2, 3, 4, 5 attack Chase, Chase, Shi, G2, G1?
Attack: Average, Below Average, Average, Below Average, Below Average
Difficulty: Exceptional, Exceptional, Above Average, Below Average, Below Average
Rolls: 82, 72, 40, 5, 40
A: No, No, No, Critical Yes, Yes
Critical: G2 suffers - 2 RS wounds
Q: Can G2, G1 survive?
Toughness: Weak, Low
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 42, 42
A: No, No
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>>3949359
>>3969751
Linking Shi's fluff information.
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Map: >>3968061

It is revealed that Shi is, in fact, a direct descendant of Emperor Jinmu of Japan, which makes his lineage as impressive as Mark's. In this party, men of unknown ancestry are fighting alongside the descendants of emperors. Race and ethnicity are important, but even more so is the soul. The body only determines which type of soul can be hosted. Without the soul, none of these men would be capable of everything they have accomplished so far.

Owen, remaining loyal to Larry, takes position behind the hound that Larry is fighting. As they fight, the hound pulls Larry down to the floor and immobilizes him with its paw. Larry screams. Owen rolls on the floor and stabs the creature in the ear while it's distracted by Larry's bite. A clean kill. As quickly as he appeared, he immediately rehides inside of his crevice. Hit and run, this is exactly how a professional assassin is meant to fight.

The noble Shi channels his mana and calmness to the ditzy Abigail. The mana makes shapes of red rose petals that join together around Abigail and refine her meridians and internal organs. Abigail is delighted, each petal form absorbing mana from the living dungeon. With this boost, she's able to bring Emiya from the dead. Emiya is still hurting badly from her wounds, but seeing that Shi helped her instead of letting her die (>>3968234) gives her the strength to stand up.

Mark has resurrected too, but he's still frail from the fire wounds. His intention is to accomplish more heroic actions and earn more coins from the public. However, he has the movement speed of a zombie, and can barely utters the word "brains" to express his distress to his companions. Will they mistake him for a zombie abomination and kill him, or will he be provided the requested first aid?

The defensive line is breached! Behind our heroes, the hounds kill both of Helm's guards. No one knew their name, so no eulogy can be written in their honor. (Due to failing his attacks, Chase gets no mention.)

>Mark still has -4 RS wounds (resurrected by Yandi)
>Emiya still has - 2 RS wounds (resurrected by Abigail)
>Helmian Guard #1 suffers - 2 RS wounds and is killed
>Helmian Guard #2 suffers - 3 RS wounds and is killed
>Hound #6 is killed by Owen
>Hound #2, #4, #5 have - 1 RS wounds
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Rolled 39, 62, 91, 59, 41, 5, 81, 89, 43, 40, 55, 56, 45, 59, 84, 61, 94, 79, 77, 95 = 1255 (20d100)

>>3969932
This room is pockmarked by deep crevices correct? I will Bull Rush (replace damage done with distance moved) using Trick Fears to banish the hounds back to the earth from which they came.
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>>3969945
Correct.
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Rolled 85, 97, 94, 19, 39, 100, 26, 7, 75, 98, 29, 78, 70, 99, 76, 27, 20, 32, 46, 99 = 1216 (20d100)

i unstealth, pointing to hound 2 and saying to Larry,"You go low my feline friend, i shall go high!" i then proceed to leap onto the hound and stab it multiple times before restealthing
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>>3969941
OP are hell hounds weak to frost.
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>>3969959
Odds = A sure thing
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>>3969959
Holy shit, is Shi actually thinking? This is entirely unprecedented.
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DanMachi: Sword Oratoria

I didn't notice there was already an anime about Loki's Familia. Loki is a female in that version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IaM3DLqe2I&list=PLfWx7KbCs0XPtJmHkOUFe1pHiK8J2dKOl
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>>3969941
Wolves are the strongest canines. They are apex predators who may fight with some animals, but none are known to prey on them except one animal the Siberian Tiger. These beasts will approach armed hunters just to eat their dogs. They are hunters of wolves and are known to kill them. This combined with the natural weakness to frost Hell Hounds have should allow me to summon a creature cable of taking them on.

I cast summon monster and summon an Ice Siberian Tiger. I then tell it to attack the Hell Hounds. I tell Emiya to drink two healing potions of the five she has on her. I tell Emiya to cast Healing on Mark. I tell Abigail to cast Healing on Mark.

Spell description.
Summon Monster: Summons a monster that attacks whatever you tell it to on the turn summon it. DC depends on the power of the monster.
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Rolled 5, 67, 64, 92, 92, 78, 2, 91, 76, 48, 25, 37, 18, 69, 6, 8, 90, 32, 48, 3 = 951 (20d100)

>>3970040
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>>3970044
That's actually a really good idea. Good job Shi.
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>>3970044
Since I critted can I summon an Ice Saber Tooth Tiger
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>>3970090
Dude you cant change what the spell does after you see the roll
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>>3969941
OP i forgot to ask this before but what the fuck does RS mean
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>>3970103
rank shift
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>>3970112
i still dont know what that means but okay!
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>>3970117
A rank shift decreases or increases the difficulty of an action. Actions are ranked as follow.

>Ranks: minuscule, weak, low, below average, average, above average, high, exceptional
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>>3970125
Thx
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>>3970095
I'm not trying to change what the spell does I'm just saying since it's a critical success what I summon should move up a rank like it has in the past. Aggressive Storm cloud to greater Aggressive storm cloud, Small Earth Elemental to Medium Earth Elemental, Serbian Tiger to Saber Toothed Tiger.
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>>3970129
But in the other cases it wasnt like changing the species it was just making that species stronger
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>>3970131
I said Saber Tooth Tiger because it makes more sense than saying Dire Serbian Tiger.
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What are we even supposed to be doing in this dungeon again?
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>>3970140
Killing shit for loot
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>>3969687
I will fill it in with the next thread resubmission. Being American means that I am a melting pot as far as the ethnic variations of Caucasian go, but there's a bit more of some than others.
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>>3970140
Getting mad dosh.
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>>3970153
>>3970142
Then shouldn't we finish these hounds, grab the crystals, then leave? Because some people need to get healed and we should get new gear
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>>3970140
Providing entertainment to those in the Death Lounge with Reality TV.
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>>3970140
Providing those in the Death Lounge with Reality TV
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>>3970166
Jackson you should possess Larry and help us fight the hellhounds
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>>3969941
>>3969941
“I hope a healing could be in order for me...”
I will try my hand at healing magic.
“Aid me ancestors, lend me your strength”
I hope this count as chaotic if that doesnt work I try to keep still and act dead to avoid the enemies attention
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>>3970177
No. Larry's too good for your Furry Idea, whether that's what your intent was.
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Rolled 95, 74, 94, 61, 86, 28, 48, 25, 87, 89, 12, 26, 35, 79, 8, 1, 14, 37, 77, 93 = 1069 (20d100)

>>3970185
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>>3970177
Owen you and Larry are freinds right.
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>>3970227
Yeah
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>>3970233
You don't have a wafiu right?
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>>3970238
Shi I dont like where this is going
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>>3970243
Owen being gay is gentic right?
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>>3970186
It's like, a reverse furry.
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>>3970250
>>3970254
Please stop you're scaring me
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>>3970258
I have an Idea and I'll think you'll like it just wait till we're out of this dungeon.
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>>3970254
Still furry

>>3970258
He's going to suggest bestiality.
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>>3970260
As soon as we're out im running
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>>3970261
Or maybe incest, either or.
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>>3970261
Dont worry jackson i would never defile Larry like that, also yes Larry gets capitalization because he deserves it
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>>3970265
All proper nouns deserve capitalization.
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>>3970316
Ok shi
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>>3969751
>Tactics: High
>Mathematics: High
>Intelligence: Exceptional
>Intuition: High
>Wisdom: High

I'm going to have to call bullshit on all of this in light of the fireball incident.
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>>3969985
It's the exact same thing.
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>>3970755
I'm torn between a semi-sarcastic remark and a really sarcastic remark.
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>>3970859
He was so skilled and intelligent that he brainblasted the party to kingdom come.
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>>3970755
Fuck off chase, I'm not going to argue with you with over whether what I did was justified. It was just a misunderstanding led by the misinformation OP provided.
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Page 8: it's time to prepare for the next thread. Please vote for the following two questions.

1) Solo or multiplayer game

Multiplayer: Regardless of the setting, I will keep the 1 city, 1 dungeon formula. If the setting changes, characters will be transferred and the gear adapted.

2) Setting: Isekai, Xianxia, or Futuristic

Isekai: As in this thread

Xianxia: 1 sect, 1 monster valley; Sects: Taoist, Buddhist, Poison, Demon

Futuristic: As in Sword Art Online: Ordinal Scale, Gun Gale Online, Accel World
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>>3971362
Solo, Xianxia

I would like more variety in the places we travel to. I'm tried of all the iseaki tropes so a new setting would be good. Sword art online is shit so I would rather Xianxia
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>>3971362
Multi, Xianxia
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>>3969945
Q: Can Chase bull rush more than one hound?
Odds: ?
Roll: 91
A: Critical No
Critical: +1 RS difficulty to bull rush
Q: Can Chase bull rush a hound?
Strength: High
Difficulty: Average + 1 RS (penalty above)
Roll: 39
A: Yes
Q: Can he banish it back to the earth?
Odds: ?
Roll: 62
A: No
>>3969953
Q: Can Owen stab the hound?
Dagger: Above Average
Difficulty: Below Average (wounded)
Roll: 85
A: No
Q: Can Larry attack the hound?
Bite: Average
Difficulty: Below Average (wounded)
Roll: 97
A: Critical No
Critical: Larry bites his tongue
>>3970187
Q: Can Mark cast healing magic?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 94
A: Critical No
Critical: + 1 RS difficulty to heal Mark this round
>>3970044
Q: Can Shi summon an Ice Siberian Tiger?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: High
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Critical: summon an Ice Saber Tooth Tiger
Q: Can Emiya heal Mark?
Wisdom: High - 1 RS (wounds) = Above Average
Difficulty: Average + 1 RS (crit penalty above) = Above Average
Roll: 67
A: No
Q: Can Abigail heal Mark?
Wisdom: Below Average
Difficulty: Above Average
Roll: 64
A: No
Q: Can the tiger kill hounds #2, 3, 4?
Ice Breath: High
Difficulty: Below Average, Average, Below Average (wounds)
Rolls: 92, 92, 78
A: No, No, Yes
Q: Do hounds 2, 3 suffer wounds?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 2, 91
A: Critical Yes, No
Critical: - 4 RS ice wounds
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Chase bull rushes the hell hound that's on his left. He muscles off the beast's hindquarters, causing it to buck. The beast is pushed back to one of the crevices on the wall, stuck, unable to move, allowing Chase to lash out with Trick Fears. The beast is trying hard to break free, howling to call out more of its kin for help. The gates of hell shiver.

Owen and Larry time their attacks, thinking they'll deliver a swift death to their opponent. Owen jumps on the hound's back, trying his best to stab it. Larry slides under it, and tries to bite the creature's legs. But the hound rolls to avoid Owen's attacks, and Larry bites his own tongue in the process, bleeding heavily. Owen is crushed, loses his grip and falls on his back.

Emiya follows Shi's wise orders; she quaffs a healing potion. She and Abigail attempt to heal Mark, but Mark's own prayers counters their incantation. He remains stiff, his flesh gradually taking the appearance and tone of a zombie. He grows increasingly erratic in his behavior.

Shi summons a terrible creature: Dire Serbian Tiger. Serbia: Nikola Tesla's birth place, and the cold Dinaric Alps, home of the natural predator of the hell hounds. It's a saber-tooth tiger with a spiky tail, and dagger-like claws. Acknowledging Shi as its master, it breathes terrible frost all around, which instantaneously kill one hound, and severely damage another. The attack is terrifying, and potentially dangerous for the humans. Seeing their one natural predator, all of the hell hounds flee back to the dungeon's walls. Chase snaps the neck of the last hound, that was fighting him.

>Mark still has -4 RS wounds
>Emiya still has - 1 RS wounds
>Helmian Guards are dead
>There are 3 hell hound crystals on the floor
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Wow my tactics and strategy must have been such shit that I just took out 4 hellhounds in one turn.
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>>3971386
OP do I level up.
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>>3971420
It's possible, but only Loki can make you level up. Here is the information from DanMachi about level up.

"Just defeating monsters doesn't lead to a level up. To level up, one must have a D rank in at least one Basic Ability and accomplish something that even the Gods would be impressed with, such as defeating a stronger monster."
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>>3971424
How do we exit the dungeon. Do we have to go out the same way we went in?
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>>3971425
Yes, there's only one known entrance/exit, which is under Nüwa's Tower.
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Rolled 18, 4, 7, 2, 60, 13, 8, 25, 66, 13, 15, 96, 60, 100, 37, 46, 53, 18, 17, 86 = 744 (20d100)

Do the helmian guards have armor?
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Of course now the good rolls come in
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We're splitting loot evenly bewteen each person after we're out of the dungeon.
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>>3971435
You mean every player right?
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>>3971427
I tell the group that we should leave now so we can level up and prepare for the higher levels.
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>>3971436
Emiya and Abigail are part of the team and thus deserve a split of the gear so they can stay properly equipped for the higher levels.
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>>3971438
"i agree, but first let me see what these guards have on them."
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>>3971439
Abigail is a slave, I'm fine with Emiya getting part but giving Abigail a share is just giving you another share Shi
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>>3971435
Mark took all the crystals so far (>>3967590).
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>>3971442
Speaking of Mark can the heal sluts heal him now Shi?
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>>3971443
If he gives me half of the crystals he has taken.
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>>3971429

Q: Do Helm's guards have armor?
Odds: ?
Roll: 7
A: Critical Yes
Critical: plate armor (>>3967355)
Q: Any special loot?
Odds: ?
Roll: 2
A: Critical Yes
Critical: rolling twice
Rolls: 60, 13
A: Abuse of War
Abuse: strongest weapon, almost cheat-like: katanas.
Rolls: 8, 25
A: Oppose of Friendship
Oppose Charm Person: potion of mind blank.

>The guards had: 2 set of plate armors (with Helm's symbol on them), 2 katanas, 2 potions of mind blank, 2 potions of health, 5 copper coins
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I take all the coins, the potions, and the katanas
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Rolled 54, 61, 74, 65, 3, 77, 26, 31, 47, 26, 4, 80, 3, 77, 71, 83, 86, 84, 99, 29 = 1080 (20d100)

I go pour two of the health potions I grabbed down Mark's throat
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I tell Abigail to cast Mage Armour on me. I tell Emiya to cast focus concentration on me. I cast form golem and form a golem made out of the surrounding stone. I tell it to take the armour of helm's guards and carry the armour of helm's guards and then to follow me.

Fairth armour: An invisible but tangible field of force surrounds the subject, providing a defence as strong as a chain mail shirt.

Focus concentration: Provides a -1RS
bonus to the spell the subject takes by focusing their concentration.

Form Golem: Makes an 10ft golem out of the surrounding stone that follows the casters every command.
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>>3971472
And I take the hellhound crystals.
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Rolled 49, 91, 100, 43, 43, 65, 81, 49, 65, 92, 53, 81, 1, 67, 88, 74, 56, 50, 23, 13 = 1184 (20d100)

>>3971472
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>>3971355
It was a complete and utter failure of reading comprehension, mathematical literacy, and common sense.

>>3971362
Futuristic Solo

Fuck SAO but I'd be really happy with a mysterious sci-fi hellscape like Joker Quest.

If it's solo, we're having us all start alone but exist in the same world right?
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Rolled 92, 59, 17, 48, 42, 8, 57, 82, 14, 63, 6, 40, 14, 17, 39, 41, 26, 81, 91, 100 = 937 (20d100)

>>3971456
“Thanks bruv, appreciate the help, this aint so bad”
Attempt to hype the group and con myself that Im feeling ok
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>>3971475
You can think what you want to think I'm not gonna argue with you.
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>>3971472
Main action is summoning the golem.
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>>3971456
"Hey Owen, toss me one of them anniemay swords."
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>>3971487
I give one of the katanas to Chase
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>>3971472
Do you take stone from the walls?

>>3971475
If it's solo, you still exist in the same world. Also, I accept max 3 players for solo games, max 4 players for multi.
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Well I thought the ground was stone but if not I take it from the walls.
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>>3971490
Everything is stone, but they have different properties.
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>>3971490
And yes I know opening a hole in the wall could get monsters to attack us, but I welcome the challenge.
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Also Multi Xiania
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>>3971496
Which is stronger.
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I switch my vote to Multi Xianxia.
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>>3971500
They are of equal hardness.
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>>3971488
I grip the sheathed blade in my hands. Knowing well this setting's penchant for nipwank, I check the properties of this weapon with Death Perception and my martial knowledge.
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>>3971504
What the differance in properties between the two.
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>>3971362
I forgot, I have a 3rd question I want you to vote for.

3) 4 player slots, or 3 players slots + 1 shared character?

A shared character is for the players who are dead / didn't join in time. The players vote for the shared character's action, as in regular quests.
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3 + 1 shared, so people can still participate
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>>3971508
There's no difference that you can tell with your eyes.
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>>3971511
3+1 seems pretty cool. Especially if it's something setting specific and interesting, like a spirit amalgam in Xanxia or a fractured AI in Futuristic.
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>>3971514
I use the floor. The walls are enchanted since monsters go through them.
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>>3971516
Dude the walls aren't enchanted this entire dungeon is alive plus the hellhounds just broke though the walls
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>>3971522
Well got to pick one or the other and I say the floor is a safer bet.
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>>3971514
Can I get the stats for the katana?
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>>3971525
Weapons in Mythic only have a damage stat.
Katana damage: Strength + 2 RS

>>3971516
Do you dig the 10 ft golem horizontally or vertically?
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>>3971524
Shi, it's literally never a good idea to do something when the GM goes over the specifics for a half hour. Normally I would be fine with you doing something as clearly stupid as attempting to form a golem out of Pipe Nightmare enchanted dungeon walls, but I don't think we can survive another one of your nuclear fuck ups.

>>3971554
Thanks
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Rolled 91, 50, 62, 73, 25, 49, 25, 73, 41, 66, 71, 56, 16, 69, 57, 30, 61, 13, 76, 2 = 1006 (20d100)

I start sneaking again
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>>3971554
Horizontally
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>>3971362
>>3971511
Solo

Isekai

4 character slots
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Rolled 73, 38, 62, 42, 69, 37, 24, 50, 61, 1, 32, 86, 47, 84, 24, 1, 35, 54, 84, 61 = 965 (20d100)

>>3971455
You know what? I'm not going to let Shi kill us all. As far as I'm concerned, he went rogue when he caught everyone in a fireball and killed four people.

Seeing Shi gear up for another catastrophic spell, I can only Intuit that he's trying to finish us off. I charge up to Shi, and with flawless Ieido I cut him to pieces with a single diagonal slash.
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>>3971362
>>3971511
Oh, hey OP, when's the next thread up?
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>>3971572
Fuck you chase
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OP is my Ice Saber Tooth Tiger still around.
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>>3971572
So after I save everyone with my summoning your gonna attack me makes sense.
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>>3971610
*After I literally kill 4 people you're gonna stop me from doing more stupid shit makes sense
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>>3971604
>>3971610
No. You don't get to act like your some great saviour during your second catastrophic magical calamity in as many minutes. If I don't stop you now, we're all going to die when the Danjan retaliates. If you're not being outright traitorous, you're at the very least too dangerous to let live.

You have demonstrated time and time again that you cannot be trusted with any measure of power, as your lack of intelligence and responsibility leads you to destroy the lives of anyone you come in contact with. If you were to think through your actions and be mindful of the wellbeing of those around you, we would not be in this situation, and we certainly wouldn't be about to get killed by the Danjan's defenses.

I hope you can learn discipline in your next life, Shi Hito.
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>>3971617
I only hit Mark, Emiya, and Larry. Of those I only killed Emiya and immediately after that I revived her. Fuck off with your lies.
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>>3971621
You killed Mark and Emiya, after which Mark(luckily) revived himself, as well as killing the 2 Helm Guards. Then and only then did you revive Emiya.
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>>3971621
Exactly, you hit Larry and Larry is the most important member of the team
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>>3971620
Basically your meta gaming this is the 3rd spell I've casted after the fireball killing me now instead of before doesn't make sense. Not that it matters since you'll be dead in two turns.
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>>3971621
Your actions caused the death of Emiya, Mark, and the guards, who's names are lost to time. You cannot take credit for Abigail's resurrection of Emiya, though it's telling that you consider her actions as an extension of your own.

This is what I mean by a lack of responsibility. You don't hold yourself accountable for your actions and thus you see everything as permissable. This is a warped way of thinking, and it is going to cost you your life. You should be thankful that I am limiting the scope of your mistakes down to just you and those you have killed already, but I have a feeling you care little about the lives of your comrades.
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>>3971630
My cheat allows me to observe all weaknesses, one of them being telegraphs. I am in a unique position to act as I have knowledge of your spell. You seem to be pretty confident in your ability to survive the next round, perhaps too confident considering the 100 you rolled.
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>>3971626
The helm guards never got hit. And didn't even die on the the turn I casted fireball.

Mark, Chase, Emiya, Larry, Guard 1, Guard 2
Reflex: Exceptional, Exceptional, Average, High, Average, Average
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 98, 71, 89, 89, 21, 14
A: Critical No, Yes, No, No, Yes, Yes
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>>3971641
In any case, you are as much responsible for it as the Hounds
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>>3971635
Mark never died OP said he couldn't be killed by fire damage.
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>>3971649
Anddd we're back to this, now Im seeing why chase is gonna kill you
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>>3971649
He died. His soul left his body, his body turned out to be fine, THEN HE REVIVED HIMSELF.
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>>3971635
Guards were never hit and mark never died. I told Abigail to do that. Her actions are an extension of mine because she takes orders from me. If I told her to kill you guys would you say I'm not responsible for her attacking you. If I can take the blame surley I can take credit if only partly.
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>>3971656
OP said he couldn't be killed by fire don't blame me for how OP's world works.
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>>3971644
They never got hit OP made a mistake when writing the fluff.
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>>3971641
>>3971649
>>3971657
>>3971659
>>3971661
They were still damaged, and then killed in the ensuing chaos caused by your attack. Your attempts to divest yourself of all responsibility are pathetic. You have willfully avoided learning anything from your mistakes, which is why you need to die.

Because you don't see anything wrong with your use of fireball, you make no effort to change your behavior and immediately following that encounter you are doing the exact same shit. You're not even spacing out your cataclysmic failures. You are doing something that is clearly retarded to anyone who thinks about it for more than a minute and bitching when someone steps up to stop you.

You are fucking insufferable.

Horobiru, baka.
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>>3971640
Knowledge only matter if you have the abilty to act on it. I doubt any of my spells have an inherent weakness non spell casters could exploit. That 100 is for Abigail's action. You're going up against a 43.
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>>3971659
Jesus Christ

>>3968994

Q: Can Mark survive the fire damage?
Toughness: Average - 4 RS (wounds from hound + Shi)
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 79
A: No

And then, you fucking buffoon with the reading comprehension of a horse,

>>3969169
Q: Can Mark's bloodline save him?
Odds: Unknown; convincing argument
Roll: 48
A: Yes

>Mark rises from the ashes with flames in the eye sockets. Having experienced death for a second time...


He DIED. Then and only then, after he appealed to his ancestors, did he get the fuck back up.
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>>3971667
Chase, do me a favor and borrow the head of my Axe from Owen and use that to finish him off after incapacitating him.
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>>3971669
Two weaknesses actually.
1. It takes time to make a golem, more time than it takes to swing a not! Japanese memeblade.

2. You can't cast if you're dead.

With these pieces of information I have formed a very cunning plan. I'm going to have the world's greatest mortal swordsman slice you apart with a surprise attack with the world's greatest mundane blade.

A fitting end for our mad sorcerer, wouldn't you agree?
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>>3971667
They didn't take damage it was a mistake by OP. It doesn't make sense for Larry to fail his save and take -1RS damage and the guard to succeed yet still take -1RS damage. My fireball didn't cause chaos there we're no will saves to see if people acted chaotically it was just a normal fight against hell hounds. You have be bitchin at me for this whole thread so I'll be glad to have you gone.
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>>3971672
How can he not be killed by fire and die by fire I don't know, but it's an inconsistency I would take up with OP instead of trying to use it against me.
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>>3971683
Shi it wasn't OPs fault you just can't read, Mark gained the power to die not by fire after he fucking died by fire
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>>3971680
>>3971683
You can metabitch all you want but fireballs flew and four people died.

Chase the Warrior doesn't see the dice behind the screen and he doesn't have the ability to bitch at Wux about it. What he can see is what he's always suspected, that Shi is out to kill everything in sight the moment his little brain thinks it would benefit him.
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>>3971683
There's a reason I said you reading comprehension rivals that of a horse's.
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>>3971685
That's fucking retarted if he gained that power after he wouldn't have been saved.

> Finally, his racial bonus has been determined. It is much weaker than one would expect, but it saves his life.

Determined as in he had it before he didn't just gain that power. Saved his life as in he wasn't revived he was saved from dying.
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>>3971362
>3 votes for multiplayer, 2 votes for solo
>3 votes for xianxia, 1 vote for futuristic, 1 vote for Isekai
>2 votes for 3+1 slots, 1 vot for 4 slots
The next thread will be Multiplayer Xianxia, with 3 player slots + 1 shared.

>>3971602
The current thread ends in 5 days. The next thread opens tomorrow or in 2 days.
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>>3971688
Chase the warrior decideds to stop me from attacking you guys again after I've casted two spells helping my allies. The only reason you're attacking me is because of the meta knowledge that OP was asking to many questions for it not to be bad.
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Why are you even casting form golem? Really, what's the thought process there? We were explicitly told that any attempt to attack the walls would screw us over, but here you are, digging in with both hands ripping the walls apart with reckless abandon.

What is the hope? What are you trying to gain? In this moment, why have you decided to brazenly ignore the one warning we've been given? Is it your lack of reading comprehension rearing it's ugly head? Is it bravado, you think you'll be able to effortlessly avoid whatever consequences emerge from your horrific actions? Is it an attempt to tpk, or at least kill the rest of us? Is that why you're using Faith Armor?

It's honestly baffling to me. I cannot imagine someone less deserving of the power you world. All of your stats are clearly fabrications to facilitate powergaming because holy shit you're retarded. You are the final frontier of stupidity, the Alpha and Omega of idiocy.
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>>3971704
What's going to happen during the overlap, are we just going to move threads?
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>>3971704
OP is my Ice Saber Tooth still here and did Mark die and if so how can he die from fire while being immune to being killed by fire.
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>>3971715
Clearly your reading comphression is lacking, because I'm using the floor not the walls to build my golem.
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>>3971607
Yes, the Ice Saber Tooth Tiger still is around.

>>3971683
>>3971724
What really happened to Mark is left to the reader.

>>3971720
During the overlap, it will be the registration period for new players to post their sheets and choose teams, etc.
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>>3971715
I was at a highschool reading level in 4th grade. I'm not lacking in reading comprehension, but believe what you want to believe.
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>>3971712
I'm stopping you because, and you would know this if you were literate, this structure reacts with lethal force if you attempt to alter the walls in any way. It was specifically likened to scp-15: Pipe Nightmare, which has a violent fractal growth of pipes in response to attempts to damage or repair the structure. These pipes impale and brust open, releasing a variety of horrifying attacks leaving anyone caught in the sudden growth to die in screaming agony. This is in response to breaking a single pipe, what you are attempting is to rip a massive chunk of stone right out of the ground. If you succeed, we are likely to die in the worst ways imaginable to man.

>>3971729
I used walls as a blanket term for the interior. Being an insufferable pedant does not endear yourself to me, or anyone else.

>>3971724
If you're going by the spell you cribbed from Pathfinder, it should be gone by now. Not that it matters, because all your summons disappear when you die, and you will die. This is a katana after all, and everyone knows a katana can cut through a european knight in full plate with a single vertical slash.

>>3971704
Are we getting another update today?
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>>3971754
You can make whatever claims you want regarding what knowledge or ability you have outside of the game, but it's pretty clear that you just don't fucking understand anything you read. It's not even a rare thing, it seems like you miss some major detail everytime you post. How else are we supposed to interpret it? If you showed any of your supposed knowledge and intelligence in game I might be inclined to believe you but you do everything you would expect a socially and mentally inept waste to do.

Honestly, this follows exactly how I would expect a moron granted wizard powers to go. You brute force every interaction with Charm, you exclusively crib spells from RPGs instead of making your own, and even then you still fuck up in their implementation.
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>>3971764
I'm currently writing the update.
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>>3971782
I'm attacking with the katana in case it wasn't obvious, I didn't specify originally.
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>>3971764
I didn't take summon monster from Pathfinder I used my own description. Chase you're trying to kill the desdent of the First Emperor of Japan with a signature japanese weapon. If Mark got death by fire immunity it's possible I could get death by japanse weapon immunity. I'll survive ethier way though. SCP 15 didn't attack things for trying to damage things other than what was specified. The walls are what you can't damage not the floor. Using charm person is what's most advantagous it's an almost guaranteed success not using it is crippling myself. I take spells from RPG's because their descriptions are professionally written and most of the time a spell exists for what I want to do. I have made my own spells though for example make statue, form golem, and focus concentration. But in the end Chase I don't care what you think you'll be dead in two turns.
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>>3971823
Ah yes the famed immunity the Japanese have to Japanese weapons, a feat to rival the American's nuke immunity, or the fact that no european has ever been killed by a lance.
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>>3971480
Q: Can Mark hype the group?
Con Artist: Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 92
A: Critical No
Critical: don't ask for the rest of the dungeon run
Q: Can Mark con himself that he's feeling OK?
Con Artist: Average
Difficulty: Exceptional (conning yourself is more difficult, it requires autohypnosis)
Roll: 59
A: No
>>3971472
Q: Can Abigail cast Faith Armor?
Wisdom: Below Average
Difficulty: Low
Roll: 49
A: Yes
Q: Can Emiya cast Greater Concentration?
Wisdom: High - 1 RS (wounds) = Above Average
Difficulty: Below Average
Roll: 91
A: No
Q: Can Shi cast Form Golem?
Willpower: Average
Difficulty: Superhuman
Roll: 100
A: Critical No
Q: How about Shi becomes a golem for critical?
Odds: ?
Roll: 43
A: Yes
Q: Does the tiger disappear?
Duration: 1 round / level
>>3971572
Q: Can Chase cut Shi with a diagonal slash?
Swords: Exceptional
Difficulty: Superhuman 2 (stone)
Roll: 73
A: No
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The Serbian Tiger disappears, returning to the beast realm he was summoned from. Owen feeds the health potions to Mark, and sprinkles them on his wounds. Mark needed them very much, as he was near the point of irreversible transformation into the zombie stage. His scorched body slowly retakes a human form, although he's still severely burned. Mark tries to con himself into believing that he's feeling OK, but it's not easy. That would require advanced autohypnosis skills to bypass his brain's programming, which he does not possesses. He's in no state to con the rest of his party, either.

Abigail's gentle magic surrounds Shi to form a protective armor, while Shi is casting Form Golem. This is a very difficult spell, as it requires molding stone to his will and breathing life into it. Chase, reading and analyzing the data of Death Perception very fast, charges in the wizard's direction, a katana in his hand. His goal is to prevent the foolish wizard from damaging the structure of the dungeon. Indeed, it is known that the dungeon is alive, and damaging it in any way systematically results in instant death.

Who is more dangerous: Shi or Chase?

One is Japanese and protected by plot armor; the other has the most powerful cheat in the universe, earned with his own wit.

Death Perception (party): The two main weaknesses of the party are Shi and Chase. Shi, of course, for all the reasons that Chase has listed. Shi is about to attack the Danjon and activate its deadly immune system. However, Chase is equally dangerous, because he has activated Fatum, the immune system of the city. It can be said that both Shi and Chase are an equal threat to the party's existence.

Death Perception (Shi): Shi's main weakness is his magic. If you let him cast more spells, it's certain that he's going to kill himself very quickly.

But Shi's magic fails, and instead of giving life to the stone, he turns himself into an immobile stone statue. It should be known that "Shujian smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind". Yes, this is perhaps the only weapon that could destroy Shi, but this is not enough to break stone. The katana's blade hits the statue and creates a powerful ripple of energy; an explosion sound is heard in the entire cavern.

>Mark still has -2 RS wounds
>Emiya still has - 1 RS wounds
>Shi was turned to stone
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>>3971874
My main action was casting form statue so you shouldn't have used the 100 for that spell and I'm not using pathfinder spells so my summon shouldn't disappear after a turn.
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Rolled 23, 99, 65, 10, 44, 77, 70, 49, 10, 27, 36, 94, 88, 28, 36, 26, 54, 15, 77, 97 = 1025 (20d100)

I grab Mark and Larry and start walking back towards the exit of the dungeon before stopping and looking back upon Emiya and Abigail pitifully before saying to them in my best terminator accent,"Come with me if you want to live."
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>>3971874
If your not gonna rewrite this update. I cast restore form. Abigail and Emiya do whatever the fuck they want because I can't tell them what to do.

Restore Form: Restores the subject to the form they were orginally in before they were affected by a spell.
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>>3971880
I rolled for the spells in the order that you listed them. If you want to choose your main action then please mention it in your action posts.
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>>3971881
If the two hesitate i say,"Those two guys are gonna bring the wrath of the dungeon down upon us, and id rather not be here when that happens."
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>>3971884
Emiya is going to plea with Chase for him to spare your life.
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>>3971885
Well my summon should still be here at least because I made that spell up so it wouldn't disappear after a turn.
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>>3971891
Is Shi a functional golem or an inert stone statue with no mind or mobility?
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>>3971891
Does my summon kill chase?
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>>3971892
dude its gone
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>>3971897
Dude it shouldn't be. Chase can't make up rules for my spells.
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Rolled 72, 47, 65, 27, 26, 74, 97, 9, 42, 27, 26, 40, 86, 76, 53, 49, 27, 37, 95, 19 = 994 (20d100)

>>3971884
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>>3971874
What is the stone of this room? It seems like it would be shale or slate based on your description, if it is I might be able to save this, if not, I guess it's honorable suicide time.
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>>3971874
My summon shouldn't have disappeared because I wasn't using a pathfinder spell I made up what it does. You even told me that it doesn't disappear so it's not like it's unbalanced. Chase shouldn't get to make up what my spell does and doesn't do.
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>>3971893
Shi is inert with no mobility; mind aspect to be determined.

>>3971892
>>3971918
You are not in control of all aspects of your spells.

>>3971908
Limestone with some shale.
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>>3971922
You said my summon was still around after a round had passed why is it gone now. You didn't even roll for it you just decided to fuck me over.
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>>3971881
Yo Owen, can you toss the Axehead from my axe to Chase so he can break Shi apart with it?
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>>3971927
Shi just chill the beast probably just goes away after the battle/task you summoned it for
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>>3971928
Well jackson i would but my second roll is a 99 so i fear i would take off Chase's head with it if i did
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>>3971932
or my own arm for that matter
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Rolled 57, 44, 28, 45, 35, 56, 55, 83, 54, 36, 93, 54, 80, 25, 54, 72, 100, 51, 75, 70 = 1167 (20d100)

>>3971922
Perfect, both of those stones stratify in the way I need them to.

>>3971865
Seeing the activation of Fatum, my course of action becomes clear, and time is of the essence, lest we all die [Crunch Time activated!]. That said, I hold no fear in my heart for death is just as fleeting as life for a man like me [Under Pressure activated!].

A normal man with a normal blade could accomplish nothing in this situation, none of which apply to me in this moment, as some very important information comes to mind.

All magic effects cancel with the death of the caster.

Shale and limestone, two relatively soft rocks that form with very straight seams of strata.

I take up my sword, take time to get into position, and using [Death Perception] I strike a seam in Shi's stone tomb, causing him to be decapitated, with his death, the stone should revert to normal and cause Fatum to deactivate. If I fail, I will commit suicide with my blade to spare my friends.

Shi may have a body descended from gods and emperors, but in moments like this, it's the soul that has the final say.
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>>3971927
You didn't specify your spell duration. A short duration was used to calculate the difficulty of casting the spell. Getting a permanent summon is very OP and possibly implies infinite loop abuse.
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>>3971874
OP why can I pick my main action sometimes after the post, but other times I can't. I think it should be consistent so you shouldn't use the 100 for me turning into a golem.
>>3961153
>>3961158
>Main action is learning the spell discord.
>>3962185
>Q: Is Shi able to learn Discord?
>IQ: Exceptional
>Difficulty: Above Average + 1 RS (noise) = >High
>Roll: 44 (1st roll)
>A: Yes
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>>3971944
Fuck you chase you just wan't to kill me. I turned to stone I didn't touch the stone on the ground. Otherwise it would be instant death.
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>>3971946
Why didn't you roll for the duration then. It disappearing after chase said it should have is pretty suspicious.
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>>3971979
Why are you arguing that you should be able to retroactively change the order of your actions to suit you best after you see the rolls? That's a ridiculous expectation to have.

Not to mention that this makes a much better story, especially for you, if instead of failing normally and getting sliced to pieces you instead turn into a part of the dungeon, leading to the defense system triggering and leading to an all together more interesting conclusion.
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>>3971985
Honestly dude pretty sure OP is just done with your bullshit and complaining, like everyone else is
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>>3971985
And you wouldn't even be able to control the tiger anyways, seeing as you cant even speak
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>>3971983
Reading comprehension dipshit, if your spell isn't reverted we all die. This is the only way to deactivate Fatum.
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>>3971988
My argument is that OP should be consistent with how he does rolls.

I didn't turn into part of the dungeon I'm just a fucking statue. The defense system didn't trigger and your about kill me for no fucking reason.
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>>3971996
>no fucking reason
Sure
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>>3971996
Read nigga, fucking read holy shit. What's that explosion? What's that energy? What's that Death Perception text that literally says Fatum activated? Go back to kindergarten and learn how to read holy shit man.
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>>3972003
You always talking about reading comprehension yet you don't seem to understand a single word you've read.

>Shi is about to attack the Danjon and activate its deadly immune system. However, Chase is equally dangerous, because he has activated Fatum, the immune system of the city.

>But Shi's magic fails, and instead of giving life to the stone, he turns himself into an immobile stone statue.

I never fucking activated the defense system of the dungeon, Fatum is the immune system of the city which you activated.
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Hmmm
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>>3972020
Hmmmm
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>>3972014
The thing is, you intended to activate the immune system of the dungeon. You were just the recipient of a critical failure.
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>>3972003
The ripple of energy and explosion sound is from hitting metal against stone, you retard. The dungeon systems kill people instantly you wouldn't get a turn to fix it.
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>>3972022
Hmmmmm?
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>>3972023
I never intended to do that and to say so is a flat out lie.
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>>3972025
how do you know it kills instantly?
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>>3972028
You intended to perform an action that would directly lead to the activation of the Dungeon's immune system, I do not appreciate your accusations.
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>>3972031
>Indeed, it is known that the dungeon is alive, and damaging it in any way systematically results in instant death.
Fuck you Owen. You try'd to insult my reading comprehension when you don't even read what OP writes.
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>>3972035
What you said before was a lie. I didn't intended to activate it, but my action would lead to the activation.
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>>3972025
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRGvbnG8eFY
Here's what it sounds and looks like IRL. The sound would be much greater because of your high strength stat.
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>>3972039
My pain in the ass, The only difference between lie and misspoken word is simply intent. And when I say, Your actions would have activated the immune system of the dungeon, with full knowledge that that would be a consequence of said actions, I can fully and truthfully say that you intended to activate the Dungeon's immune system.
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>>3972037
I don't need to read to know you're a dumbass
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>>3972050
When I posted my action I just thought I'd just make a golem out of stone I had forgotten about the the immune system of the dungeon.
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>>3972052
Says the retard who can't even comprehend 5 paragraphs.
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>>3972063
Careful Shi, you don't want me to join in the murdering
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>>3972068
I don't give a fuck I'm dead either way.
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>>3972068
Owen, Please do. Make use to use the Axehead that you looted off my corpse, as I never got my licks in during the battle.
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>>3972068
Also seems like you only care about meta fagging when it happens to you considering you tried to play the "but that's meta gaming card" when I said something similar.
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>>3971991
OP just ignores stuff he doesn't like he ignored a lot of what Dante said and he'll ignore what I say.
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>>3972014
Ok, let me lay it out for you like you're five.

You are casting a spell which will cause the system to trigger, you fail, and instead assume the properties of the stone you attempted to change. While you were casting the spell, I attempted to close the distance to kill you, this preventing your spell. I failed, you failed, the result is that my sword clashed against your body, which is not dungeon stone. This clash activated the immune system.

You allege that I am executing you out of some kind of malice, bloodlust, or personal vendetta, this is simply not the case. I'm killing you because it is the only way that I can ensure the safety of everyone else here. You can make whatever argument you want about how the system works but the truth is that it activated, and I have no idea what the exact form of it's activation may be, beyond being incredibly dangerous.

If you want someone to blame, blame yourself, I don't see how you could have expected your actions to have led to a positive result. You have made yourself a danger to the group and yourself and I am doing my best for as many people as I can.

The reason I'm telling you this instead of telling you to get fucked is that despite everything, I still consider you a friend and hope you can learn and grow from this experience.
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Oh man. And I thought I got it bad. I only suffocated to death by a Yandere. Hey OP to humor me what did she do with my body?
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>>3972078
I have a perfect reason to attack you, My brother is, but ive decided for now that helping the sluts you brainwashed/enslaved is more important
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>>3972102
Oh, Dante, You can reapply, did ya hear? I'd be beyond glad to have you back.
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>>3972116
Oh? Like right now?
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>>3972092
If the system is activated you're all gonna die either way.
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>>3972077
Dont worry Jackson, when we leave ill have ur axehead forged into a dagger that i can use to shank people
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>>3972120
No, the thread after you died or later. For me, that's next thread, which is tomorrow. I recommend waiting until tomorrow for you as well.
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>>3972122
You know what's even better than a knife rouge? An axe rouge.

But for real, there's too much metal for a shanking dagger, it'd have to be a short sword or chopper at the least.
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>>3972129
How about a set of Kunais?
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>>3972125
Oh, cool
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>>3972121
It's extremely likely, that's what makes this a gambit. The fallback is killing myself, and hoping that the response will halt with my death. Fortunately, there's a lot of yes in my rolls so if my slash succeeds then it's likely to revert and halt.
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>>3972134
Multiple weapons, I like your style. Make sure to attach a string to them so you can get them back.
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>>3972140
Yeah i will, also if i serrate it you can throw it into someone and yank it out for some bleeding damage
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>>3972148
Better idea, make a harpoon, it'll almost certainly stick in.
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>>3972151
Yeah but thats kinda unwieldy, i already have a bone spear in my backpack
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>>3972154
Spear -----> Harpoon
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>>3972164
Yeah i know im just saying having two might be a waste of space, also i just realized i have a lot of weapons
>>3971946
forgot to ask this but OP would throwing daggers fall under my daggers skill?
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>>3972171
No, but like, turn the spear into a harpoon.
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>>3972173
Hmmmm maybe, but id need something stronger then string to be able to pull on it, probably wire.

Also as soon as i typed wire i just realized that it is a perfectly good idea to get some wire so i can choke people out with it
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>>3971874
>>3971944
Wait just a minute, I have a solution that will save everyone.

My [Death Perception] grants me mastery of symbolic antimagic so I should be able to diffuse this whole thing rather nicely. I draw one of my daggers and carve into the statue these runes in this order: a sigil of interdiction to stop the signal, and sigils of death, whatever is elementally opposed to Earth, and stagnate in this system. This should counter his spell (Transformation, Earth, Life) Correct me on my runes if I'm wrong, or if this setting doesn't have this concept of antimagic. This was a concept introduced to me by the qm of the previous thread, the idea being that Death Perception could tell me the necessary symbols to counter magic.

If my senses tell me this is impossible then I proceed with the original plan.
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Rolled 58, 46, 52, 1, 60, 43, 36, 5, 23, 59, 46, 68, 32, 7, 59, 67, 46, 21, 36, 29 = 794 (20d100)

>>3971874
“I love you al for standing up against the evil sorcerer! Fuck you Shi, you dont have the balls to accept the responsibility of killing someone because of your retardation”
I pray to Jesus Christ our lord in savior, hope he hears my prayers. A devout Christian needs your help
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>>3971985
It's not the first time I looked at your spell duration in Pathfinder >>3956350. So you cannot say that it's suspicious. If you want to control your spell duration, then provide it in your spell description.

>>3972089
I do not normally respond to people who complain. The reason is that people who complain only ever complain more.

>>3972171
The scope of your skill is defined by yourself, as your skills represent your real-life skills. By default, I had assumed that it does not.

>>3972319
I didn't know this type of antimagic, but I accept it.
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>>3972401
Great. I know that the next Isekai reincarnation cycle is about 45 minutes of in universe time away, but I know I will never hear the end of it if I actually kill Shi. Killing pc's is pretty distasteful in general. Not to mention I really don't feel like shoving my shiny new memeblade through limestone if I can help it.

Symbolic antimagic is basically a nonmagical counter to magic, whereas a mage would use a counterspell or opposing magical force to cancel it, anyone who can find a symbol or item that counters a certian magical force can cancel it. It's supposed to be really powerful but unwieldy as you can't just magic up a solution reliably, and you have to know what works. Death Perception always let's me know what works and sigils of opposing elements and concepts seem to be the most reliable to use.

>>3972398
None of that conversation was in character. In fact, nobody but me and maybe Shi know what's happening in character. To you guys I just lunged at Shi for seemingly no reason when he transformed into a statue and then explosions.
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>>3972478
My* memeblade youre giving it back after you use it
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>>3972513
no
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>>3971881
Q: Can Owen convince Abigail to follow him?
Charisma: Low
Difficulty: Low (the other people treat her like a slave)
Roll: 23
A: Yes
Q: Does Owen get ambushed by orcs?
Odds: ?
Roll: 65
A: No
Q: Does Owen get ambushed by something else?
Odds: ?
Roll: 10
A: Yes
Q: Does Owen get ambushed by silverbacks?
Odds: ?
Roll: 44
A: Yes
Random event: double digits rolled under Chaos Level
Roll: 77
A: Ambiguous event
Rolls: 70, 49
A: Extravagance of Failure
Failure: leaving the party
Extravagance: getting really far from it
Lowest silverback floor: floor 11
Q: Is he attacked by a lot of silverback?
Odds: ?
Roll: 10
A: Yes
A troop of silverbacks: 3 - 12 members
Roll: 27 mod 10 = 7
10 silverbacks
>>3971906
Q: Can Shi still think in his stone form?
Odds: ?
Roll: 65 (3rd roll)
A: No
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>>3971881
"I... want to live." Abigail answers with a low voice. "And I'll do anything to get away from Shi. He wanted to make me a sex slave, and then he decided to make me an adventurer slave. I don't know which of the two is worse."

Owen, Larry and Abigail go through the 12th Floor mostly unharmed. A mist reminescent of morning mist appears across the floor, making vision terrible. But in a tunnel of the 11th Floor, they cross the path of a new creature...

Shirubaabakku (silverback): A large, monkey monster that is covered in white fur with silver fur down the middle. It has great arm strength, and could crush a human being at once. It is because of them that the 11th and 12th Floors are considered extremely dangerous to Level 1 adventurers.

And it's a troop of 10 of those monsters that appears in front of them! Larry crouches and takes a defensive posture. He's ready to jump up and charge. Abigail is just standing still, looking resigned.

>>3972398
It is written; "Ask, and it shall be given you". Therefore, since Mark is praying to Jesus, he is to be given what he asked for. But what is it exactly that Mark is asking for? His prayer is unclear.

1) Mercy for an evil sorcerer?
2) That Shi grows balls?
3) That Shi takes responsibility?

Of the three possibility, Mark has one thought that is Christian, and two that are evil. And why are they evil? It is because they blame another person, namely Shi, and imply that Mark is trying to force a behavior on him. Blaming and judging Shi is evil for the following reason:

"And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?"

Forcing a behavior on another is evil because it is against free will; if Jesus forces a prayer on Shi, it would turn him into a robot or a zombie. Hence, it is the first point that Jesus is answering; "mercy for Shi". Shi's life is to be spared; he's to be forgiven, and to be shown the path of love and light.

Mark falls on his knees and cries at the realization that he's the most evil man of the party.
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>>3971944
>>3972319
Emiya falls on her knees too. She begs for Shi's life. "If you spare his life, we can find a solution, so that he doesn't casts dangerous magic anymore, and that we can escape this horrible dungeon safely."

Fatum is a "technical, causal and memetic" mechanism that gives coordinates of "unknown spaces outside predetermined probability-tunnels of the holistic world". Those coordinates are called "attractor-points". Combined with pure law and extreme calculation abilities, Fatum detects coordinates that are outside the laws of Devapura, where crimes are commited or anomalous objects exist. Chase's intention of spreading a book that crashes Fatum (>>3959894), is what activated the town defenses. This intention created attractor-points all over the city because of people reading the book in the future. The future, in turn, influences the present.

Jesus brings the following perception to Chase.

Death Perception (Shi's death): Shi is correct; his actions and his death are completely unrelated to Fatum. The energy was created by an awesome weapon striking an awesome statue.

Death Perception could have easily found the weakness in the shale and limestone statue. But with this new perception, Chase stops his strike. Shi's death would be futile. He thinks quickly. Symbolic antimagic is the answer. He carves kanjis on Shi's forehead, in order to cancel the Form Golem spell.

止: Stop
土: Earth
死: Death

It should be noted that there's a simpler symbol to stop a golem. In the medieval story of the golem, "the word emet (אמת) was written on the forehead of the golem. The golem could then be deactivated by removing the aleph (א) in emet, thus changing the inscription from "truth" to "death" (מת)."

However, kanjis are much more elegant, that is why Chase chose to use them. Shi retakes human form, with a new, glowing tatoo on his forehead. Emiya cries of joy, and thanks Chase for his act of mercy.
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>>3973493
“A way out, to safety, to be healed”
“You have shown me the evil within and I ask for your forgiveness”
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Rolled 70, 46, 70, 36, 35, 35, 100, 49, 55, 35, 23, 9, 77, 40, 87, 75, 51, 50, 55, 26 = 1024 (20d100)

I say to Larry and Abigail,"Larry assist me when you can, Abigail I won't order you to do anything, but i do ask that you heal and buff us while we fight," I start by throwing a bone spear trying to impale two at the same time, I then leap into the battle, going to try and cut as ears as i can, I'm not trying to kill the monkey's with my dagger I'm just trying to slice them enough for my poison to work, I also go for combo moves with Larry whenever I can.
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>>3973552
Curse my shitty fuckin rolls
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>>3973552
My actions are Talking to Larry, convincing Abigail to help us, throwing the spear, stabbing all the monkeys with my daggers, and then combo moves with larry
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Rolled 40, 33, 22, 50, 70, 93, 27, 23, 73, 99, 59, 86, 86, 81, 89, 73, 80, 46, 50, 20 = 1200 (20d100)

>>3973509
How hasn't this entire system been completely wrecked already at this point? If it's sensitive to the point that mere thoughts running through someone's mind can unleash a cascade of false positives that are based on potential thoughts that only exist in any capacity because of the offhand musings of one person. Am I just the only person who knows anything about how the system works? How was this system even made if every thought about possible weaknesses in the system leads to an activation?

I shake these thoughts out of my head, the group has separated, understandably so considering the circumstances but the others are probably going to run themselves right into an ambush like usual.

"I don't have the time or the patience to chew you out right now but rest assured there will be consequences, Shi."

I begin ascending the floors while listening for sounds of combat. Shi's coming too, I don't care if I have to frogmarch him the whole time.
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Rolled 73, 97, 81, 73, 84, 19, 51, 82, 56, 73, 5, 72, 67, 11, 82, 64, 89, 33, 61, 61 = 1234 (20d100)

>>3973539
I will try to catch up with Chase, I dont wanna be alooone
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>>3973591
As long as we're traveling, I might as well talk.

"Shi, I want to make something very clear, you are not allowed to cast magic of any kind until you prove that you can act responsibly. This is not negotiable, and I won't hesitate to maim you if I see you try to cast." I give him my Exceptional Longsword.

"Emiya, I know I haven't been respectful towards you but I understand you're going through a very confusing time in your life. I would recommend that you take some time to reflect on these past weeks when we get back. I'm sure you will be able to reconnect with your goddess once you sort out your feelings."
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>>3973591
>>3947920

Yes, no one in history was ever able to crash the Fatum system. The reason is that it's the highest state secret, and Devapura is protected by many anti-divination enchants. Only Death Perception, a cheat much more powerful than any enchant, was able to see through it. Would you ask the question "What is life's weakness?", or "What is reality's weakness?", and reality would break. All knowledge of the world is available, it only needs to be worded as a weakness.

Owen and Abigail were about to get slaughtered by an unreasonable number of apes, but the rest of the party was only one round behind. With Chase, Mark, and possibly Shi, those plebian-grade monsters are nothing, and getting out of the dungeon is as easy as getting in.

This marks the end of Loki's Familia era. New friendships and enmities were formed, perhaps a few lessons were learned. This is only the beginning of their journey. There are many new lands and worlds to explore. There are two categories of humans (>>3956340), and the heroes who have a consciousness can never die. Hopefully, they will escape Hell and travel to better worlds.

I have decided not to make a new thread, at least for now. I will post below.

1) Meme Magic QMing
2) A summary of the Mythic system
3) Transformer AI
4) The introduction to Kek's Xianxia
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>>3974055
Meme Magic

Mythic is purely improvised so all settings are as short as the introduction post. Then everything else is build from the players actions, questions, and the dice. A truly beautiful system that requires nearly zero effort in terms of world building.

By using the formula demonstrated in this thread, anyone can be a successful and popular QM. There's now a demand for Mythic QMs, and the demand will increase in the future. The reason is that I have used Meme Magic to create those threads.

The Laws of Meme Magic do not possess a mathematical proof (>>3967797). Like Chase and Jackson's cheats, Meme Magic has the power of altering world events, and possibly of destroying the world. The difference is, meme magic works in our layer of reality, not just in the game.

Meme Magic = Personal Power + Simple + True + A sigil

You can notice, the 1st ingredient is the Law of Attraction (>>3959655). Attract the simple truth with a memetic sigil.

>Simple = the Mythic system and the setting
>True = The setting is the true Earth
>A sigil = Pepe and Kek
>Personal Power = Yours

And why do I call the Isekai the true Earth, and our world, Hell? Because you can walk to a goblin and hit it on the head with a club. You don't have to struggle to earn NEET bux or get involved with wage slavery. This is the true Earth that we want and that perhaps existed in ancient times. This is RPGs, Anime, Isekai, Xianxia and 4chan. The few humans of the planet who have a consciousness are gathered here on 4chan.
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Mythic RPG

Mythic RPG: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/filename/Mythic%20Core/
Mythic Variations: https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/filename/Mythic%20variations/

Mythic is an extremely simple system, there are only 3 charts for the QM to use.

1) The Fate Chart
2) The Event Focus Chart
3) The Event Meaning Chart

The Fate Chart is used for all skill rolls, as well as all questions that can be anwered by a Yes or No. The QM evaluates the difficulty and odds of all questions.

For Yes/No questions, if a double digit number is rolled, and the number is below Chaos Level, then you roll for a random event on the Event Focus Chart. By default, the Chaos Level is at 5. This is what brings unexpected events in the game, so it is very important.

The Chaos Level changes when you end a scene; refer to the "Summary Of Resolving Scenes". If the scene was under control, lower the Chaos Level. If the scene was out of control, increase the Chaos Level. I recommend not changing it, otherwise the game either gets too uneventful or crazy. It can be increase by one or two rank if the players act really crazy, though.

The last chart is the Event Meaning Chart. It is used to interpret the random events above. In the book "Mythic Variations", it was also revealed that this chart can be used for more. You can roll on it to generate NPCs, locations, items, etc. Whereas the Fate Chart can answer all Yes/No question, this chart can be used to answer all open-ended questions. It must not be used too much because unlike the Fate Chart which is controlled by odds, the Even Meaning Chart is truly random.

I have one house rule, which is E-Rank Chaos (>>3955425). The first two rolls are reserved to the players main actions, that way the players know if they rolled good or not after their post.
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Transformer AI

The biggest difficulty that I ran into is how to generate the items in a shop. This is too much to generate with just Mythic. It's simply more convenient to copy the tables of a random game or D&D. Calculate your currency so that it can be converted to real-life money and D&D money. Then I generate a few special items on the Event Meaning charts.

Another good generator is the Transformer AI. I've used Transformer to boost my writing and generate descriptions. You type the beginning of a sentence, and the AI will generate the rest of the text. This is certainly creepy but it works well. What it really does is mash together related text from its database. It requires a bit of work to work properly, and I've found that combining different texts works the best.

You can also use it to generate loot, pic related. The wording is very important.

https://talktotransformer.com/
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Kek's Xianxia

Welcome to the world of cultivation and jade-like skin beauties! Explore a fantasy world influenced by Chinese mythology.

Every twenty years, the four sects hold a tournament in Carp King City to recruit new members. Here are the four sect masters.

Nüwa is the grandmistress of the Heaven and Earth Sect (天地氏), a sect that practices internal alchemy cultivation.
Guanyin is the grandmistress of the Iron Guanyin Sect (铁观音氏), a sect that practices Buddhist cultivation.
Kek is the grandmaster of the Frog Poison Cult (蛙毒教), a cult that practices poison, insect and external alchemy cultivation.
Ravana is the grandmaster of the Zombie Gate Palace (僵尸门宮), a cult that practices demonic cultivation.

It is a very rare chance to be here, but only a genius can hope to be recruited. The tournament will be held in three days, but first, you must pass the trial of the three ponds. The ponds are magical, and the trial is difficult on the mind; many are unable to pass it and give up. If you give up, you can return home. If you pass, each pond will reveal your nature and the best path of cultivation for yourself.

>Enter the Black Water Pond. Write everything that you don't like about yourself.
>Enter the Pink Water Pond. Write everything that you like about yourself.
>Enter the Golden Water Pond. Write everything that you hope to become in the future.
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>>3974065
Do we have to go through all three ponds or just one?
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>>3974070
You must go through all 3 ponds.

But I've decided not to run the Xianxia game. I've posted the intro if someone else wants to run it. You have 4 sects + sacred beast valley, so you can run it like this thread.

Thread archived: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=mythic+rpg

Thanks everyone for your participation and please vote for the Mythic threads if you liked them.
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>>3974079
So are we continuing the other quest or are you just dropping off altogether?
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>>3974081
Dropping off.
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>>3974082
Are you going to make another thread in the future? This all seems very abrupt.
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Rolled 90, 10, 26, 95, 95, 61, 63, 93, 96, 44, 20, 20, 40, 18, 37, 65, 61, 21, 2, 33 = 990 (20d100)

>>3973493
>>3973646
Out of character. I understand that my actions caused and could have caused harm and I will make sure in the future that my actions don't have unforeseen consequences, but using only meele would be too limiting espically since we only have 4 days left to play.

In character. "Are you bipolar? First your about to kill me for just casting a spell which by the way you didn't know what would do, without saying a single word to me before like 'Hey maeby don't use magic since it's been proven too dangerous.' Next you free me from my stone tomb. How did you even do that. Where did you learn what I would pressume is anti magic." I come to the realization that chase has been using death perception since anti magic is really just finding the weakness in a magic spell to counteract it. I also realize how my spell now could have just backfired and now him attacking me makes more sense since he knew what spell I was about to cast. "What the fuck have you been using Death Perception. That's seriously against the rules of this place. We could be killed for letting somone like yourself in our group. I don't think you have any right to make demands that I stop casting spells when you're risking all of our lives at this very moment. Get the fuck away from me and Emiya right now."

I get as far away from Chase as I can and take Emiya with me. I pray to the sun god we don't get killed by Chase's reckless use of his cheat.
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>>3974082
That sucks. Have a good Christmas OP.
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>>3974150
>>3974082
I have a bit of an epilogue coming up if anyone cares to wait for it. I intend to end this in a decently satisfying way that leaves us open for future questing.
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>>3974096
Yes, I'll probably make more threads in the future. I have been playing alone for countless years, but I had much more fun on /qst/.
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>>3974157
Yes post it, that would be cool.
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>>3974112
>>3974112
Chase effortlessly keeps pace with Shi due to him being slowed by Miyashita.

"Oh Shi, as always you've hit the barn but missed the door. You are in no danger from me, or at least you weren't. When you named my transgression, a quantum attractor formed on our location. We're likely all criminals now, real public enemy number one shit, Helm is going to crush us all as soon as he can get here."

The smirk that has been slowly taking shape over the course of this conversation breaks out into a genuine, if smug smile.

"Thankfully, none of us are going to be around for that, by my account we're due for another planeshift in a few minutes."

For a brief moment, Chase conceptualizes an addition to my book plan, one that makes it's message a memetic virus that will sweep every god and mortal in Devapura, completely saturating every space in the city with an infinite amount of quantum attractors.

"I could go into agonizing detail about what is going to happen, but the long and short of it is, everything is going to be okay.

https://youtu.be/Y001O8Azj1U

The massive city of Devapura is suffused with the energy of thousands of gods suddenly forced into their true forms while the city's magical safeguards all die in a brief and chaotic confluence of true magic, the purest expression of will influencing the material.

Chase turns to Shi with a content look on his face and says, "You met me at a very strange time in my life."

The Danjan is suddenly gutted, and our heros find themselves on a large, circular platform swiftly rising through the air over a Devapura wracked with multicolored explosions and pillars of divine light, shrieks of autistic rage and faint honking can be heard over the deafening cacophony of sound.

Eventually, the platform reaches it's apex, the city no longer visible. Chase, Shi, and Miyashita stand silhouetted in the full, alien moon, cast against a sky filled with shining eyes of heaven.

Chase turns to face the remaining adventurers, along with the souls of those left behind. "Well, I think that's quite enough damage for one week, wouldn't you agree?"

>open
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>>3974263
Who the fuck is Miyashita.
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>>3974276
Your girlfriend.
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>>3974276
Oof
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So what do you guys wanna do now, anyone else planning to QM?
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>>3974285
>>3974276
>>3974320
I saw fit to call her by her actual given name for a bit considering the circumstances.
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>>3974334
The only qualm that I have with the epilogue is that I didn't get to publish my bestselling Book, Madness and You: Chthonic horror condensed into one book!
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>>3974178
One last question before you fade away: How many kills did I rack up this thread? How many did I get from destroying Devapura?

>>3974354
I wouldn't give up on that dream just yet, I'm planning to start a new thread this Friday for anyone who has the time to quest this Christmas. I need to do something with all this true magic lying around after all.
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>>3974384
28 kills in the Danjon
Undetermined yet for your finale
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>>3974384
Questmas Time!

Are you gonna link to this quest? Or cut ties entirely?
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>>3975971
I'll link it when it's up, it's still connected with the events of this thread after all. Expect a bit more prewriting than a normal Mythic quest though. I already have a setting in mind. Playerslots will be a bit limited, but I have something I'd say is equally fun as playing an independent character lined up.

It's going to be a pretty big departure from the setting of the other quests, and I hope it's good enough to hold interest.

Are you ready for your imprisonment rephaim?
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>>3976017
G
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>>3976017
waitin for dis
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>>3976017
I will be waiting. I do not understand the reference, but I will return. Also, do we get to keep our cheats and do any new players get cheats? I look forward to the return of The Eldritch Express if so.
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>>3977648
I looked foward to uniting with my one true love the Death Bringers
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>>3977733
You'll see them again in one form or another. Sheol is a very different place than what you're used to, Tartarus especially.

>>3977648
Same goes for you, but you might find that your cheat would be better served on the outside rather than in. Not a lot of use for vehicles where the players are going. Rest assured, cheats will be relevant.
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>>3976017
Looking forward.
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I'll make a use. Trust me about this.
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>>3979481
>>3978066
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>>3979481
I'm sure you will.

Session starts at 4:00 PM EST.
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Session is starting now, post your sheets and get ready for something new.

>>3981247
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