>>3966505
>Use the blood chalice, ascend to godhood

>>3966505
Hop in our private jet and film a music video

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>>3966508
I mean... he drank from it and nothing happened.

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>>3966512
Airplanes look like sharks right? What kind of music?

>>3966505
We should go out into the woods

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>>3966527
Is this really safe?

>>3966533

So long we are good pilot, it will be fine....

>>3966523
Italian disco

>>3966523
Why classical, my dear boy

>>3966505
Get a girlfriend

>>3966533
Yes, this is the way.
We now need to gather some wood and some stones

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>>3966553
Your music is hopefully better than your flying skills.

>>3966568
Tell our story of survival for big bucks

>>3966568
Find a river

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>>3966557
>>3966559
Classic Italian Disco, huh? Very niche, but not many fill that void. So that can land you some cash.

For now you have some stuff:
A disco ball, bell bottoms, string, KFC and a Nokia smartphone and a briefcase that you don't have a key too... also it isn't yours.

>>3966578
Find civilization and pioneer this niche genre of music into the mainstream

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>>3966560
Maybe later. We need some survival stuff.
>>3966561
>>3966575
Good idea!

>>3966589
Turn the wood and stones into an axe, then begin deforestation.

From there we can see about restarting the industrial revolution

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>>3966584
Stardom fills your thoughts, but it is only a dream for now.

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>>3966593
After a quick google search on the smartphone you figured out how to make a stone axe.

>>3966612
Throw away the phone. Gotta man it out

>>3966612
Throw axe at nearest large animal

>>3966612
Play Minecraft

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>>3966622
Hmph

>>3966642
Retrieve said phone immediately

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>>3966623
.Shit.

>>3966636
Tossed the phone away. Maybe later.

>>3966650
Oh okay. Shall you grab it as you run away?

>>3966660
Yes indeed

>>3966660
Grab the phone, google how to escape a bear, then follow said instructions

>>3966665
2 suggestions:
1.) Distract bear with downed beehive
2.) Start forest fire

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>>3966663
>>3966665
You run from the bear, grab your phone and leave your other stuff behind!

After a quick google search you can:

Play dead

Feed the bear

Suggestions
Also roll 1d100 because I want you to.

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>>3966681
Pick one and roll.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>3966683

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jboKfJbOUeM

Shove our whole arm into bear's throat to suffocate it.

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>>3966694
It appears both you and the bear have made a mistake today.

>>3966708
Demand resources.

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>>3966722
"Bruh.

You threw an axe at me. I ain't giving you shit."

>>3966741
Ask for the axe back if we show him bear porn. That’s probably a thing

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>>3966745
He accepts this trade.

This bear is now your friend.

You also might be a furry now.

>>3966758
I guess we’re forming a band

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>>3966798
The bear brags about playing a mean Banjo

>>3966816
Ask him if he has any friends to join the band

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>>3966819
He says he might know someone, but first he wants to eat.

Fish?
Berries?
Tacos?
Suggestion

>>3966824
All three in one

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>>3966825
"Tsk. Greedy." Says the bear.

"Whaaat?" You ask.

"Where did you even get the fish?"

>>3966830
I was by a river and found one

>>3966830
Call him greedy back

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>>3966837
>>3966855
"Shut up and follow me, dude. I ain't cookin' raw ass fish." The bear mumbles as he leads you thru the forest.

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>>3966966
He leads you out of the woods and into civilization. Or at least the borders of it.

He brings you to a taco restaurant.

"What the hell? We were a 10 minute walk away? No one thought to look for the plane crash?"

"You didnt know you landed near a town?"

"Touchè my ursine friend."

>>3966972
Offer to buy him as much food as he wants

>>3967198
He's a bear 3 thing on the dollar menu at most.

>>3966972
Flirt with an employee

>>3967224
This. Then go into the bathroom and jerk off to the future sex you will have with her.

>>3966816
It’s all coming together

>>3967224
>>3967332
Ok samefag

>>3967383
no u faggot

>>3967198
>>3967218
Will continue later. Fell asleep. Sorry fellas.

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>>3967198
The bear takes you up on that offer and orders 25 tacos. Surely a successful musician like yourself can afford such a luxurious meal.

The woman at the counter looks a bit surprised at the presence of a bear at the counter, but appears more amazed that the bear has better manners than you. Seems like this bear has got some game!

What will you order?

Menu Board isn't exclusively all that is there.

>>3967508
a smile

>>3967508
I’ll have
2 number 9s
A number 9 large
A number 6 with extra dip
A number 7
2 number 45s, one with cheese
A large soda

>>3967508
A Chile Relleno, to show your a man

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>>3967515
"Sure."
>>3967535
"Aight, nigga. Chill with that, Big Smoke." The bear pushes him aside.

>>3967604
The spiciest thing on the menu to show we're s man

>>3967604
>she's a lesbian and not impressed by our manliness

>>3967604
That smile was enough for me :)

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>>3967609
The bear laughs at your suffering.

>>3967616
She isnt a lesbian. But she still isnt impressed.

>>3967650
Slip a drop of hot sauce so you don't suffer alone.

>>3967650

Hmmm... the spice is real hot... Maybe we gain ability to breath fire...!

>>3967650
Why not just rape her and make her eat poop etc. I did that to my wife and daughter and it has been quite nice family life then such as picnics and outdoor skiing

>>3967864
no

>>3967650
Maybe just stop trying so hard and just ask her for her number???
How do girls work again?

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>>3967913
"Well now that you are being a little more normal... maybe. Come by another day and I'll consider it. You can bring your bear friend too if you still need the backup."

She waves you aside and helps other customers.

"Well. Can I have your name? My name is..."

>>3968018
Thomas

>>3968030
+1

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>>3968030
>>3968040
Alright, Thomas.

How about your new friend and Taco Girl?

>>3968059
We have things to do, like Italian Disco.

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>>3968068
https://youtu.be/vZuBkQVYQN8

Of course! We need to get to our concert! Time to request an Uber!

>>3968059
>>3968018
Why not just rape her and make her eat poop etc. I did that to my wife and daughter and it has been quite nice family life then such as picnics and outdoor skiing

>>3968115
go to the concert.

>>3967383
R00d

>>3968059
Sarah and just Bear

>>3968525
I'm down with this.
We need to marry Sarah. We need a stable income and impressive career. I think we should kick start our new music career with Bear, become famous, and eventually write a bestseller about our very brief survival episode and the ensuing adventure.
Sarah is the ultimate goal. We must become a man worthy of her affections.

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>>3968382
>>3968725
I guess we are going to our concert.

Let's roll a die, hmm?

1d100

1-30 No one shows up
31-70 Very few people show up
71-90 half the seats are filled
91-100 Its a full house! Your agent is fucking awesome!


I will take whoever rolls first. They can also name the first song. So long as it isnt an obvious troll.

Oh yea. I forgot. What was the venue again? I hope it isnt someone's barn again.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>3969423

>>3969470
Have a mental breakdown and sob uncontrolably for a few hours because nobody showed up :(

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>>3969470
>>3969472
Looks like Thomas will be having a good cry tonight. Between this empty music hall which he spent thousands on renting... and the plane he crashed in the forest... times are looking rough for our hero. Should he pack it up and go home? Should he try to gather an audience? Should he find a new career?

IS CLASSIC ITALIAN DISCO DEAD?!

>>3969506
It’s time for a publicity stunt

>>3969506

This >>3969525
And we shall do our performance by driving around in the city.

>>3969506
Go back home and release the music video we made. People will surely love the practical effects!

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>>3969525
>>3969604
>>3969745
This will continue tomorrow

Unexpected company but these were all good ideas. We will see how they turn out later.

Aw damn it I missed the fun

>>3970645
There still more fun to be had.

Let's do this

>>3972165
Okay. Posting uno memento

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>>3969525
>>3969604
You take your act, and your Uber, to the streets! You drive around the city playing your 'hit' new single as Bear holds up the boom box like a bro bear should.

>>3972213
Let’s hope the onlookers are recording this

>>3972213
We should hand out free biscotti cookies in branded packaging.

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>>3972283
>>3972285
One or two intrigued onlookers record the odd sight. The biscotti cookies seemed like a good idea. But you could hear the pained screams of pedestrians being hit by rock hard cookies.


Hopefully they dont call the cops.

>>3972340
Let’s ride past a mall, we’ll have a bigger audience

>>3972340
>But you could hear the pained screams of pedestrians being hit by rock hard cookies.
fucking kek
>>3972355
seconded

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>>3972355
You arrive at the mall. Most of the stores are closed, but people are still inside! This might be your chance! Near which store should we perform?!

>>3972380
A*ple Store or some kind of tech store. There are bound to be zoomers to record us, and maybe even some hipster faggots to become early adopters of the Italian Disco Revival.
Do we have a stage name yet btw? Maybe someone will make a meme out of us.

>>3972418
That’s Classical Italian Disco to you Mario

>>3972422
>>3972418
Forgot to add, +1

just perform in the parking lot, if the mall doesn't want you there just say that you cant hear what theyre saying because of deafness or something. Make sure to fucking blast it.

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>>3972418
A*ple store is perfect! They are so open and roomy and have nothing of worth inside!


Roll 1d100 to find interest.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>3972467

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>3972467
rollan pls work

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>>3972501
>>3972504
Pretty good!

The customers are loving it! People from the Mall's halls are walking in curiously to see what all the fuss is and it's getting a small crowd of 30 or so people. The employees seem a but put off tho. They cant collect commission if the customers are distracted. You might get kicked out soon. What do?

>>3972549
Lead the crowd past more popular stores, pied piper style. Soon we’ll be leading half of the shoppers in a march towards the parking lot

>>3972555
Good idea
We should hand out glowsticks

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>>3972555
You lead them all out towards the parking lot and your party has grown into 50.

You get a phone call from your lenders.


"Hey uhhh... we heard you had some issues today. Plane crash, empty venue, stale cookies and the like. Wanna talk about that? Cuz uh... we expected returns, Thomas."

>>3972581
Oh shit! It’s the Italian Mafia, we gotta skip town! Let’s head to the food court and take all the food we can carry. It’s time for a road trip

>>3972589
But what about our true love, Sarah?
Shouldn't we at least say goodbye? I doubt she'd come with us, but we could try to convince her.

>>3972596
The mob doesn’t play around with their money anon. This isn’t a movie where we can just make a grand farewell and get away with it. The second we leave the taco store it’ll be all tommy guns, baseball bats, and piano wires for us

>>3972601
I guess you're right. We should at least send her a letter. Let her know we'll be back to marry her once we shake the mob and become rich and famous.
Otherwise +1 to this >>3972589
I suppose we're going on tour boys.

>>3972614
Sure, but we should probably have one of our new fans send her the note. We need to stock up while we’re at this mall then book it towards the city limits. After we do whatever it is we need to do to shake these guys, we’ll make the most flashy return possible

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>>3972601
I laughed.

But you are not wrong. The caller is non other than Lenderman Lenny. The most crooked money lender in town. You gotta scoot before you go missing. Lord knows your mug wouldn't look good on a milk carton.
>>3972614
How do you plan on skipping town? Uber? Steal a car? Other?


Note: One more post after this fellas.

>>3972644
Uber is going to leave a paper trail (a digital one at least). We’ll have to do this the old fashioned way and use a taxi. Doing a car jacking with a bear is going to draw more unneeded attention.

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>>3972650
A taxi is hailed. You hang up. Throw away your phone to avoid being followed. Looks like you are on a journey to earn some cash!

>>3973002
What cities and towns do we have access to? I’m pretty sure we don’t have enough money to go halfway across the country

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>>3973617
Considering this world has talking bears, I'd say a semi-fantasy world is in order. Your starting location is probably the most modern of the bunch.

The bear suggests some locations.

Cornopolis- A farmer city known for their giant ears of corn

Moatsart- A city surrounded by a medieval wall and a moat. 2 ways in or out of the city.

Wickerton- A dark city lit by candle light. -art will prolly get worse.

Fill-in

>>3973660
This just got even more interesting. I’ll go with Cornopolis, the farmlands will be useful for hiding out

Can't participate today, got big paper due tomorrow for college course

But yeah, while I'm here I'll vote Cornopolis.

>>3973667
>>3973771
Alright. This will officially continue in 6 hours anyway. I just gave a pooping post.

>>3973667
+1
>>3973771
good luck anon, you can do it

>>3973813
So I forgot to turn in my take home final for my theatre class. Luckily the professor is a chill dude and will take late submissions on Monday. Posting this from my phone while I walk back from campus. I'm sweaty, tired, my feet hurt like hell, and I've got an essay to finish up. Existence is pain and I hate everything right now

>>3973945
Sorry I meant he takes late submissions on Wednesday

>>3973945
I can feel the flashbacks coming on

>>3973956
yeah, and I need to slap on a cover sheet for the final as well. Which I lost. But I can recreate it with last years cover sheet and editing in ms word. great guy, had a bunch of his classes. but yeah, I feel like shit

Rolled 86 (1d100)

Rolled in another quest and it seems like my rolls are cursed because of the forgetting the final thing. rolling to check if its just that thread.

>>3973963
For me editing things was always much more annoying than doing it from scratch. I don’t miss those days one bit. Good luck man, the break is right around the corner

>>3973980
I have a word doc with all the questions and shit. its the same each year but in a different order. super ez.

>>3973983
That’s one of the best feelings in the world. I love it when things are criminally easy

>>3973986
Dude Im a theatre arts major, I don't pay attention in class 90% of the time, for verbal presentations on actors I just take stuff from imdb and Wikipedia, and the final is pretty much the same every time around. only difficult thing is the critiques of the schools productions. Im a lazy shit and proud of it.

>>3973991
Your my kind of guy anon. I’m just about as lazy as they come

>>3973667
Seconded

>>3973660
>Moatsart- A city surrounded by a medieval wall and a moat. 2 ways in or out of the city.

I have my essay almost complete. I just need 1/3rd of a page more and I'll have perfectly met all of the requirements. Only problem is figuring out what that 1/3rd of a page should say.

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>>3973667
>>3973771
>>3973813
YOU HAVE CHOSEN:


THE CITY OF CORNOPOLIS

>>3977286
glorious

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>>3977620
Indeed. The taxi drops you and Bear off on the sidewalk of the city center and you are left to begin your new life of hiding. You ditched the disco attire to remain low key. Dont worry! You managed to stuff them into your pockets!

You can:
>Find a place to live
>find work
>fill in

>>3978273
Considering the thread no longer "bumps" I shall make a new one when it isnt the freaking holidays.

Cheers my friends.

>>3978273
>>find work

>>3978273
>find work

We could work night shift security. That way we’ll be earning money while sitting around and thinking up way to get out of this mess

RIP

>>3985676
I literally said this game is on hold lol

>>3986164
No
Shhhh
You are dead now

>>3986173
Fig