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>>3969444
Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After defeating the Tuffle Hate Machine Hatchiyack, Karn and his allies faced down the ancient evil sealed away by the Guardian centuries ago. And by working together with Freeza and Vegeta, the three strongest warriors banished the World Eater from New Salda. And with the Dark Planet’s detonation, the monster’s ki vanished entirely. The battle won, Karn gathered his clan and returned to his battle-ravaged ship to sleep. As Karn woke up, he was greeted with an unexpected surprise: Towa, Future Chaya, and his half-demon children had all showed up in your timeline. And as we rejoin Karn, who’s spent the morning simply being with his family and enjoying the peace, you have another unexpected guest.

“Hey Karn, there’s someo-oh.” Tanya, Chaya’s friend and fellow Dreadzone gladiator says as she pulls open your door. You see the young soldier freeze as her eyes quickly take everything in, noting the blue and red skinned demons before focusing on you curiously. “Sorry. I hadn’t realized you already had guests.”
“Well, shit.” you say, turning to Towa. “Looks like it’s time to go?”
“What, don’t you want to be seen with me Karn?” she teases. “Don’t worry about this, we’ll be fine.”
“I’m in no mood for the Time Patrol right now.” you say to her over the murmured conversations around you, glancing around at your family. “Too much collateral damage.”

“Don’t worry Dad, I took care of it.” Future Chaya speaks up with a mischievous grin. “We’re not gonna be bothered by them today, I called in a favor.”
“A favor?” you ask, suddenly extremely concerned. “Wait, to who? For what?”
“Don’t worry about that Karn.” you hear Towa say, not making any effort whatsoever to get out of the pile of kin you all are buried under. “You there, Tanya. Who is here?”
“Some of the Tekkadan soldiers are here to see Karn.” she says, addressing the demoness almost hiding her disbelief. Almost. “One was exceptionally persistent, a man by the name of Akihiro. Shall I send them away?”
“Tekkadan? Wonder what they want?” Meloka asks you with a still-drowsy yawn. “Gonna let ‘em in?”

Well?
>Let Tekkadan come in, you’ve got nothing to hide from them
>Go out by yourself to meet them. Whoever owed Future Chaya has so far kept the Time Patrol at by, but there’s no need to take unnecessary risks
>This is family time now, you’re not taking visitors while they’re here
>Have Tekkadan wait outside, have everyone get dressed and ready then go out and meet with them
>Other(write in)
40 minute vote

>>3969448
WOOOOOOOOOOOO, oh it feels good to be back!
>Let Tekkadan come in, you’ve got nothing to hide from them
>Enjoy family time, work don't stop, but we can still be comfy.

>>3969448
>>Let Tekkadan come in, you’ve got nothing to hide from them
>>Enjoy family time, work don't stop, but we can still be comfy.

>>3969448
>Let Tekkadan come in, you’ve got nothing to hide from them
>Enjoy family time, work don't stop, but we can still be comfy.

>>3969448
And I am still really fucking concerned about what the hell this favor is.

Huh, people busy today?

>>3969448
>Let Tekkadan come in, you’ve got nothing to hide from them
>Enjoy family time, work don't stop, but we can still be comfy.

>>3969448
>Let Tekkadan come in, you’ve got nothing to hide from them

>>3969459
>>3969465
>>3969466
>>3969466
>>3969501
>>3969504
Let Tekkadan come in wins it, writing.
>>3969476
It’s a good question

>>3969496
>>3969512
captcha was being a shit with me for a bit there maybe others are having the same difficulty?

>>3969519
Did it just show up as a solid grey bar, or did it act like it was going to the match the picture to get the code, but it only had the text bar without anything else? Cause both of those things happened till I just restarted my computer.

>>3969520
it brought the pick x in a pic at first like normal then it errored out then it was a bar then more errors i disconnected my internet then reconnected then it worked

>>3969523
Yeah, that's exactly what was happening to me earlier, seems like restarting fixes whatever the fucking gook broke. First day back in a fresh thread proper and the chink is breaking shit, unbelievable.

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>>3969448
“Sure, why not?” you address your wife, then turn to Tanya. “Tanya, could you show them in for me? I’m a little covered up at the moment.”
“Yes sir.” she says, saluting and walking off. You ponder a moment on her giving you a Saiyan salute. But you can’t spend very long thinking on that, as there is more interesting things going on, surrounded by your quite-large family. Caulifla and Koruza’s Stands are both out, the two comparing what they’ve learned about their abilities since the last time they talked. Chaya is talking to herself, your current daughter bragging to her older self about how she saved people during the Hatchiyack siege. Milha and Broly, surprisingly, are comparing their base strengths, while Chilli is showing some minor magical tricks to the twins while talking with Towa about magic. Or at least you think that’s what they’re talking about, as it’s so complex you have no idea what at least half their words mean.

“I like this.” Meloka says, your wife smiling at you. Her smile is the happiest you’ve seen from her in quite some time. At least since before you’d learned that Hatchiyack was coming. And as you realize this, you feel that usual weight on your shoulders vanish. The weight of knowing a threat is on it’s way, of fearing for your family and people’s safety is finally gone. And with this gone, you feel lighter, and happier than you’ve been in awhile. “This is nice.”
“Yea, yeah it is.” you say, kissing her deep for a moment before you hear several footsteps approaching. “Come on in.”
“General Karn.” the large Tekkadan soldier Akihiro says, not even trying to hide his surprise at seeing your large family all piled on the large bed. “I, ahh, well...”

“Hey, Akihiro.” you say, leaning up against the wall behind your bed to better address him and his friends. “Thank you for all your help. My people surely appreciate your efforts.”
“Of course.” he says, seeming to be a little out of his element. But before he can say anything else, your daughter Chaya dashes over to them.
“Your big robot suits are so cool!” she says excitedly, grabbing the man’s large hand with both of hers. You see him wince as she grips him too hard, everyone hearing the snap of bones. “Oops.”
“Chaya, you have to be more careful.” Meloka chides her as Caulifla stands up, telling Akihiro to hold still. Triumph heals the man’s hand with a single teardrop, Caulifla smiling happily.
“T-Thanks.” he says, looking between your daughter and his own hand. “What was that?”
“Don’t worry about it, it’s a long story.” you tell him calmly.

But what now?
>Ask him why he’s here
>Let him take his time, and talk at his own pace
>Ask him how his men are doing, and if they need anything
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3969612
>Ask him how his men are doing, and if they need anything
Any of the Tekkadan who fell in defense of our planet are getting their mobile suits turned to monuments.

>>3969612
>Let him take his time, and talk at his own pace

>>3969612
>“I like this.” Meloka says, your wife smiling at you. Her smile is the happiest you’ve seen from her in quite some time.
Yandere wife happy with our second wife and our kids getting along as one big family. Fuck yeah.
>Let him take his time, and talk at his own pace
>"If you need anything just ask, we won to my knowledge our largest battle yesterday, and your team more than earned whatever you want. So what's up?"

>>3969612
>>Let him take his time, and talk at his own pace

>>3969612
>Let him take his time, and talk at his own pace

>>3969632
It's mostly because Meloka knows full damn well she's head wife and she's not currently got to worry about karn nearly killing himself to save his people.

>>3969656
>Satisfied Yandere noises
Such a sweet sound, a true rarity in the universe.

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Rolled 78, 29, 72, 4 = 183 (4d100)

>>3969626
>>3969629
>>3969632
>>3969637
>>3969639
Let him take his time wins it. Writing.

Rolled 84, 12, 44, 63 = 203 (4d100)

>>3969679
You call those 'rolls'? I'll show you what REAL rolling is!

Rolled 56, 5, 67, 28 = 156 (4d100)

>>3969679
YESSS

>>3969711
......yup, fuck you dice, its' like I never left.

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>>3969612
“Caulifla here has an ability none of my other children have.” you say, then pat Koruza’s head. “Her and Koruza both.”
“I, see.” he says, you noticing several other Tekkadan pilots behind the large Akihiro. Including Mika, the cripple slung over an older blond boy’s shoulder.
“Man, she’s just a kid.” the blonde boy says to himself, not realizing how loud he was talking until everyone turns to look at him.
“Hush, be quiet.” the cripple Mika orders, this ‘Hush’ fellow not saying another word. But as Caulifla sees him being held by the other boy she goes into helper mode, flying over and looking at him curiously.
“Hey, you okay?” she asks, tilting her entire body until she’s facing him evenly. “Are you hurt?”
“No, I’m fine.” Mika says, Akihiro interrupting.

“Mika pushed himself and his suit well beyond their limits awhile back, and the strain it put on his body was too much.” Akihiro says, Caulifla and several of the kids all gasping in surprise. Even your eyebrows go up, surprised his own suit caused him such debilitation. You try to imagine what it would be like for half of your body to be unable to move, a chill going up your spine. From his own weapon? What the hell?
“It’s okay, I’ll make you all better.” Caulifla says confidently, ordering Hush to lay him on the foot of the bed. He does, Caulifla then moving him back so she can work. “So, what’s wrong? What doesn’t work?”
“Well, I can’t see very well out of my right eye, and my arm and leg don’t work either.” he says, and as he does Triumph begins dripping tears onto the young boy. Her Stand easily claws small holes through his clothes, bringing blood so the tears may reach. And they do, within moments the sudden blood flow stopping as Caulifla finishes her work. “There, all better. Now, c’mon, let’a get you on your feet!”

“Wait, that isn’t-“ Akihiro starts, but he and everyone else from Tekkadan is stunned as she helps Mika stand up on his own. Seemingly shocked, the young boy looks to his own right hand, opening and closing it freely. “No way.”
“I can move it.” Mika says, still seeming shocked. “And I’m not even hooked up to Barbatos.”

“Incredible.”
“No way, he couldn’t walk!”
“Impossible.”
“She’s magical!”


“Thank you.” he says simply, reaching into his right sleeve and pulling a bag of something. He pops a small item in his mouth, then offers the bag to Caulifla as the gathered Tekkadan soldiers all marvel at Mika, and your daughter healing him. “Want one?”
“You’re welcome! And sure!” Caulifla says happily, reaching out when suddenly the door to your room flies open again.
“What’s going on here?” Tekkadan’s boss says, sweeping into the room. “I thought I told you all to leave the-Mika?”
cont

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>>3969789
“Hey, Orga.” Mika says, clearly unaffected as the Tekkadan soldiers all shrink back slightly from their boss storming in. Even Akihiro, who’s currently the strongest non-Saiyan, non-Demon present. But Orga is unable to look away, a tear almost coming to his eyes as he sees Mika standing.
“This isn’t a joke, is it?” Orga asks, shoulders slightly shaking. But before any of Tekkadan say anything, Caulifla flies up.
“I fixed him!” she says happily, turning back to Mika and accepting one of the treats he offered her. Which causes your youngest twins to rush over, also wanting one.

“I want one!” Maz and Kayle both shout, your youngest twins almost pouncing on the poor boy. If Broly hadn’t stepped in, catching them both by the scruff of their necks. “Hey!”
“Those aren’t yours.” Broly says with a ‘how many times have I told you?’ older brother sigh, then turns them around, looking over his shoulder to Mika. “Sorry.”
“It’s fine.” he says, still eating casually. But at this Orga orders the rest of them out, and ‘back to base.’ Everyone except Mika, Akihiro, and Orga himself quickly depart, their powerlevels quickly exiting the ship.
“Sorry about my men.” Orga says with a bow. “I’d told them to leave you alone, and let you all rest. This won’t happen again.”
“Don’t worry about it.” you tell him, having still not gotten out of bed. “But I think we’ve stayed in bed too long today. Who’s ready for breakfast?”

A chorus of approval goes up from both full-blooded Saiyans and half-Demon children, almost all of them immediately taking off towards the Mess Hall, Broly and Chaya shepherding them. This leaves you, Towa, Meloka and Future Chaya with the two Tekkadan soldiers and their boss, who speaks up.

“A rowdy bunch you’ve got.” he says. “Must be hard to keep up with them all.”
“It’s a challenge.” Meloka says, tossing the burnt scraps of her gi aside and donning a fresh one. Akihiro and Orga pointedly look away, while Mika watches her dress curiously.

Well? What do you do?
>Ignore Mika, ask Akihiro what he came here for
>Ignore Mika, Ask Orga how his people are doing since he came here to fight for your people after all
>Tell Mika he’d better stop staring at your wife dressing
>Ask Mika where he thinks he’a looking at
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3969792
>Tell Mika about the battlescars on Meloka that he's no doubt looking at. They're certainly impressive achievements, right?

>>3969792
>Ignore Mika, ask Akihiro what he came here for
let him ogle, gods know meloka is a 10/10

>>3969789
>Fixed best murderboy
Ahhhhhhh yeeeeeah!
>>3969792
Annnnd Mika is now their favorite person, eh, they could worse role models.
>>3969800
This, and show off some of our own, like the one we got for fighting Godzilla....the first time.

>>3969800
>>3969792
actually scratch that, supporting this

>>3969806
>>3969800
>>3969792
Oh and
>Ask Orga what's up.

>>3969800
>>3969803
>>3969806
>>3969807
>>3969808
Write in wins it, roll me a 2d100.

Rolled 38, 8 = 46 (2d100)

>>3969862

Rolled 89, 68 = 157 (2d100)

>>3969862

Rolled 11, 97 = 108 (2d100)

>>3969862

Rolled 66, 53 = 119 (2d100)

>>3969862
rolling for cuckoldry

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>>3969868
>>3969872
>>3969875
89/100, 97/100. Well, this could have gone a whole, whole lot worse. Writing.

>>3969884
what was the dc?

>>3969884
How so?

>>3969876
>Cucking the man with the baseball bat sized dick
>With the stab happy yandere waifu
>Also a teenager
>Ever
HA! Good joke, though that does remind me, Vox needs to make plans for Meloka's future older milf videos.

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>>3969900
>Baseball Bat
Kek, do you think he has a stick for a penis? It's actually the size of this guy's arm.

>>3969918
Nah, our dick looks like his arm when we go Berserk, Towa tested that when she had Meloka help with some stretching spells.
Dick filling wombs directly.jpg

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>>3969900
>>3969918
>>3969921
Why are you guys always talking about dicks and how big they are?

>>3969928
Some fool thought you could cuck the Dragon, this is just the natural next steps in that conversation.

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>>3969792
“You see them too, right?” you ask Mika, the young soldier turning to you curiously. “She’s quite impressive, isn’t she?”
“Yea.” he mutters, popping another snack into her mouth then points. “Especially that one.”

Following his finger, you see he’s pointing to the large, wide scar on her left shoulder.

“Oh, this?” Meloka asks, pointing to the wide scar. “That one was from a Covenant Energy Blade, stabbed right through me. Hurt like hell.”
“Those swords are real nasty.” you say, getting out of bed and pointing to your own gut where you have a similar scar. The others turn as well, and for the first time the members of Tekkadan realize that you’re also virtually naked.
“Ooh.” Mika says, nodding and popping another treat as you get up and look for your pants. While you and Meloka dress, you both take some time showing off your various scars while Towa simply shakes her head. At first Akihiro and Orga wanted nothing to do with this, but as you both continue to point to your scars they become interested. That is, until Orga asks about one in particular.

“You both have a similar scar, right over your hearts.” he says, curiously. “Did something get you both?”
“It’s not just them.” Towa says, tracing a finger down the front of her skintight suit. As it does, her suit peels apart, revealing the scar she shares with you both. “We all share this mark, evidence of our love.”
“Love?” Akihiro asks, confused. “What?”
“It’s kind of a long story.” you say, explaining how Towa’s minion had destroyed your heart with a single punch, and Towa’s magic spreading the damage between you three to save your life. “And that’s basically what happened.”
“Huh.” Mika says, looking down to his wrist. You see he has what seems to be a homemade bracelet on his arm, gazing at it as if looking somewhere else. “Love, huh?”
“Mika, you okay?” Orga asks him, the young soldier starting in surprise.
“Yeah, I’m fine.” he says, walking to the door. “I’ll see you later, I gotta go do something.”
“I’ll go with him, just in case.” Akihiro says, following his younger out.

“Listen, Karn. I really owe you for this.” Orga says seriously. “I can’t tell you how worried I’ve been about him, ever since he released Barbatos’ limiters.”
“Limiters?” you ask, Towa speaking before Orga can.
“Built-in systems to keep the living pilot of a Gundam frame safe.” she says, clearly knowledgeable about those machines. Somehow. “The Alaya-Vijnana is more than most people’s minds can handle, and opening that link to 100% is more than enough to cause serious damage.”
“How do you know so much about the Gundam frames?” Orga asks, Towa suddenly stopping as she blushes slightly, embarrassed. “Who are you?”

Well? Do you say anything?
>She’s a demon princess and mother of my children
>She’s a time traveler
>Let her explain, finish dressing
>Other(write in)

>>3969994
>Let her explain, finish dressing

>>3969994
>Let her explain, finish dressing

>>3969994
>She's a nice time traveling demon princess from another timeline
>She's also the second wife and beta girl that fucked me in my coma because she is a silly girl that doesn't ask
>She's still a good girl though

>>3970024
>>3969994
Also
>She’s a demon princess and mother of my children

>>3969994
"She's literally magic and the mother of my kids, after a while you learn to just expect these things and just go along with it." Then get dressed for the day, as we should continue getting gud so we arn't forced to rely on vegeta/Meloka SSG/primal when whis gets paranoid enough to send beerus early to wreck our shit.

>>3969994
>We also accidentally Dadded Mika into figuring out love
When will we stop our dadding, if even death and near death won't?

>>3969994
And before I forget, and just so the question is out there, is our Towa a Gundam weeb, and was it the kids that got her into it, or did Future Chaya find out about Gundam during her childhood, and then Towa got interested in them too?

>>3970029
Reminder karn is so alpha he exploded his own heart into chucks by the karnage program and got a new shiny one for his troubles. Then he faught off a metric fuckton of time patrollers, got captured, got thrown in the abyss, bro'd his way back out, got home, freed towa universes aku from a shitty fate and got a shiny sword for the whole deal.

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>>3970024
>>3970026
Imagine not only being incapable of making a one-line vote, but making a multiple-line vote split up into two separate posts.

>>3970039
Yeah, we still need to find out what the fuck Manus's wank hand did too us when he grabbed us. Even after getting cleansed there should still be something. I also kinda want to see Gotenks again, just so we can Dad on him harder.
>>3970041
I get sidetracked while eating pizza, bite me.

>>3970038
Look at towa and think about it bro, she's a NEET nerd that in most timeline builds herself a biomecha husband cause they don't find a proper karn husbard. Yes she's a robot nerd, yes there's probably a timeline where she built a fuck huge one, that's probs one of the known purged timelines.

>>3970043
.....I mean, I won't say she still has a Gundam hanger in her basement, but I won't say she doesn't.

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>>3970004
>>3970005
>>3970024
>>3970026
>>3970028
Let her explain while you finish getting dressed wins it. Writing.

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>>3969994
“Well, let’s just say I’m a bit of a mecha fan myself.” she says, seeming to be embarrassed admitting this. “As for who I am, my name is Towa. And I am the princess of the demon realm, and sister of the Demon King Dabura.”
“Wait, you’re a demon?” he asks, disbelief obvious. “As in, an actual demon?”
“Of course.” she says, re-sealing her suit back up her chest as you finish getting dressed. “After everything you’ve seen here, I’m what causes you to doubt?”
“Sorry, you just don’t match what I’ve heard.” he says, you pulling your gloves on and slipping the Bloodstone inside your left sleeve. “Demons are supposed to be man-eating monsters, out to destroy everything.”
“And who says I’m not?” she asks, Orga freezing in place. That is, until Towa chuckles and hugs herself to you. “That is, until Karn here showed me a different path. Now I spend my time being a mother.”

“I... See.” Orga says, clearly having no idea where to go with the conversation with her from here for several moments. “So, how did you meet?”
“She saved my life.” Meloka says, stepping over to your other side and not letting Towa have you all to herself. “We were helping Boros with a pest problem, and one of those Hive bastards got a lucky hit in.”
“Orga, we have a problem.” an unfamiliar woman’s voice blares out. Tekkadan’s leader winces, turning the volume down on his communicator before replying.
“Give me a quick rundown.” he says, nodding to you all in a quick bow before hurrying from your ship. “He did what? I’m on my...”

“Well, that was certainly interesting.” Towa says, then turns to you. “So, what now Karn?”

Well?
>Join your family for breakfast now, decide what else to do later
>Visit Vegeta, you wanted to ask him about his transformation
>Check on Tatsu, see how your father’s doing
>Find Freeza, see how he’s holding up
>Examine the aftermath of the battle, see what’s left of your world
>Other(write in)

>>3970200
>>Visit Vegeta, you wanted to ask him about his transformation

>>3970200
>Join your family for breakfast now, decide what else to do later
Use the day to the fullest

Oh man ya boi Mika just stabbed himself and some lady in the chest.

>>3970200
>>Join your family for breakfast now, decide what else to do later

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Y’know THE BOI’s words last thread made me think a little. If the Time Patrol is planning to declare all out war on the Time Breakers, then our Towa and Future Chaya may be called in by the Council of Towa to assist.

I think when we have the chance to we should preform the Super Saiyan God ritual on Future Chaya. It can’t hurt and it’ll only give her more of a chance to survive. Assuming going Primal and Apex doesn’t lock her out of SSG like the Berserker line for us. We should also do it in Towa’s timeline so Whis doesn’t notice.

>>3970200
>Check on Tatsu, see how your father’s doing

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>>3970200
>Join your family for breakfast now, decide what else to do later

>>3970216
The absolute madman, he actually stabbed Atra in the chest holy fuck.

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>>3970204
>>3970215
>>3970235
Join your family for breakfast wins it, writing.

>>3970237
Apex includes SSJ God anyways. She's already got God Ki.

>>3970391
No it doesn't? Apex is just the form behind Primal. No God Ki involved.

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>>3970200
“Now?” you reply, your stomach’s sudden growl deciding for you. “Now, it’s time to eat.”
“I’ll take a pass on that.” Towa says, the three of you leisurely walking from your room to the Mess Hall. “I know how you all eat, so I made sure to eat before I came.”
“Suit yourself.” you say, opening the Mess Hall door to quite a scene. Dozens upon dozens of people are all inside your ship’s hall eating, every seat full. The tables are all lined with food, Silver’s magical metal assistant rushing from table to table and replacing empty plates with full ones.
“Sorry, we’re full up right no-Oh!” a young Saiyan girl says, eyes going wide as she recognizes you. “K-Karn! You’re here.”
“Hey there, I’m Meloka. What’s your name?” Meloka asks her casually, but Meloka’s eyes make the young girl take an unconscious step back. “And what’s going on here?”
“I-I-I’m Arli.” she says, shaking from nervousness. “A-An-And I was just-“

“Arli, get back in here! We have more going out!” Silver shouts, you barely able to hear his voice over the conversations in the room. Curious you follow the girl back to the kitchen, seeing your aged cook Silver overseeing a half-dozen Saiyans anywhere from probably eight to fourteen cooking on every available surface in sight. “There you are! Table’s three, four, eight and nine. Go!”
“Y-Yes sir!” she shouts, grabbing several trays and rushing back out. You move out of her way, letting her go without slowing her down.
“Ah, Karn. There ye are.” Silver says, shouting at another of his new assistants and ordering them to change how they’re preparing something before turning back to you. “Looks like ye made it through in one piece, huh?”
“It was close a few times, but we did it.” you say, trading grips with the former assassin-turned-cook. “We’re all still here. But what is all this? You’ve never let anyone in your kitchen before.”
“And for damn good reason!” he shouts at another helpless cook, sending a drop of his mercury magic slamming into the back of the poor kid’s head and sending him face-first into the pot he’s stirring. “Dammit boy, cook like ye mean it! And that goes for the rest of ye too!”

“Aye-aye!!” they all shout together, everyone suddenly moving faster. With everyone busy Silver gestures you closer, speaking in lower tones.
“Each one of these poor rats just lost their folks.” Silver tells you in hushed tones, so the nervous kids don’t notice him. “So, I thought I’d put ‘em to work, and take their mind off things awhile. Hard work with yer hands always dulls the pains of yer heart, at least that I’ve found.”
cont

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>>3970446
“And the crowd?” you ask him, more curious than anything. “Where did all these people come from?”
“The city’s a ruin, yer ship’s got one of the last few working kitchens left.” he explains. “People gotta eat. Can’t rebuild on an empty stomach.”
“Well, you’re certainly right about that.” Towa says, Silver addressing her for the first time. “You have done excellent work maintaining the crew under your care.”
“High praise, coming from a Demon.” Silver says, your eyes widening. How does he know? You notice Jim standing in the doorway, blocking Towa’s way out if a fight were to break out. For just a moment you feel the tension, before Silver cuts through it. “So, yer the newest stray Karn’s adopted, huh? He usually only takes ‘em in a little younger.”

“He does have quite the habit of taking in those less fortunate under his wing.” Towa says, hugging herself to your side as Meloka growls under her breath. “But that’s all part of his charm, wouldn’t you say?”
“Karn, I’d be careful of her if I were ye.” Silver says, now directly to you. “I’ve heard of these sorta demons, drinking a man’s life away through his loins.”
“Pfffft ahahahahahaha!” Meloka begins laughing uncontrollably, actually clutching her sides as her shoulders tremble. Towa’s jaw drops, Silver turning to scold his new assistants as Towa’s face blushes.
“I’ve never felt so complimented and insulted at the same time.” Towa says, Meloka falling over still clutching her sides. “I’m...not sure what to say.”
“C’mon, let’s leave him to his work.” you say, picking up the still-laughing Meloka and carrying her to the table your kids are all at. You all find a seat, sitting Meloka to your right as Towa sits to your left, and you dig in. There’s a noticeable drop in quality, you having eaten Silver’s food for so long that nothing else can compare. But that doesn’t mean it’s bad, you enjoying your meal.

But as you eat, you can talk with someone in your family nearby. But who?
>Ask Towa about that puzzle box
>Ask Towa about Darth Bane, and how the holocron works
>Ask Meloka how her end of the battle went
>Ask Broly if the younger ones behaved while they were at Dreadzone
>Ask Future Chaya about that favor she called in
>Ask Caulifla and Koruza about their Stands, and see if they’ve learned anything new
>Ask Maza/Milha how their training is coming
>Other(write in)

>>3970450
>>Ask Broly if the younger ones behaved while they were at Dreadzone
I really want to get to that puzzle box but at the same time dadding takes priority.

>>3970450
>Ask Towa about that puzzle box
WHAT'S IN THE MYSTERY BOX

>>3970450
>>Ask Towa about that puzzle box

>>3970450
>>Ask Caulifla and Koruza about their Stands, and see if they’ve learned anything new

>>3970455
>>3970467
>>3970470
>>3970480
Ask Towa about the puzzle box wins it, roll me a d100 and let’s see how much she tells you.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>3970510

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>3970510
All of it

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>3970510

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>3970510

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>>3970512
>>3970513
>>3970518
72/100. Well, you get a hint. Writing.

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>tfw you wonder why gd hasnt posted all day and realize you forgot to turn on auto thread updating

>>3970620
>the virgin autoupdater vs the chad refresher

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>>3970450
“Hey, so I’ve been meaning to ask you about something.” you say to Towa between bites on the flank of some beast.
“Of course, ask away.” she says, taking a sip of something. “What’s on your mind?”
“So, awhile back I was with the Saiyan scientists.” you begin, Towa scoffing smugly as you continue. And just before the old guy croaked, he locked a prototype of something inside a black box. And I can’t figure out how to open it. I mean I could just smash it open, but that’ll probably just break whatever’s locked away inside it.”
“Oh, that thing?” she asks, a red glow appearing around her hand. One moment her energy is there, the next the box is floating suspended in her hand. “Hmm, let me see.”

You watch as Towa gently spins the box, examining it up close from all sides. After about half a minute of looking at it intently the box vanishes, Towa smiling smugly.

“So what did you find out?” you ask her, Towa chuckling. “C’mon, don’t hold out on me.”
“Frankly speaking, this prototype isn’t helpful for you.” Towa says, then glancing sideways at you says something you feel is a hint for how to open it. “In another timeline, perhaps it would be different. And with your power, you’ll most likely never open it yourself. You’ll need help to get that box open.”
“Help, huh?” you ask, Towa not saying anything. “So, what is it?”
“Telling you would ruin the surprise, and the lesson therein.” she says with a playful wink. You remember that, well, the riddle for opening it said something about a golden glow, and now Towa says it can’t be opened alone. But since she says it’s something not very useful, you trust her, turning your full attention on breakfast. Digging in, you’ve soon eaten your fill, your family all finished as well. But as you sit there, taking a moment to relax after the meal, you notice Silver’s new (temporary?)assistants ushering those who’ve finished out, so more can come in and eat. Noticing this, you gather your clan and take them out of the mess hall. But now you have a much bigger question:

What now? What do you do?
>Let the kids all run free and explore as they want, visit with them throughout the day
>Take them all down into the now-opened catacombs beneath the surface
>Take them all to the arena, let them spar with each other under your supervision
>Other(write in)

>>3970620
Hwut? How? Why?

>>3970683
>Take them all to the arena, let them spar with each other under your supervision
I'm interested in seeing what our Demon children can do.

>>3970683
>>Take them all to the arena, let them spar with each other under your supervision
It'll be good to give some of them more confidence, and help train the next generation all at once in a fun way for the whole family. After all, when we're gone some day, they'll have to take over.

>>3970683
>Take them all to the arena, let them spar with each other under your supervision
Good way to introduce the population to them.
I'm sure they and the universe at large will be surprised that karn has multiple children with another woman, and a demon at that.
I'll laugh if dabura shows up, pissed as fuck.

>>3970683
>>Take them all to the arena, let them spar with each other under your supervision

>>3970694
What would Dabura even do? Karn can stomp him just with Legendary, much less Berserker, if it ever came to blows. Especially terrifying if Karn went Ascended Big Green to really Cooler his ass.

>>3970683
>>Take them all down into the now-opened catacombs beneath the surface

>>3970683
>>Let the kids all run free and explore as they want, visit with them throughout the day

>>3970701
I'd rather avoid fighting him if possible, since he's not actually a bad guy.

>>3970701
Do you honestly think Dabura's been resting on his laurels after getting bailed out by Karn the first time?

>>3970701
>What would Dabura even do?
He would spit on Karn.

>>3970709
Considering that his powerlevel isn't in the 'not updated' section, and is resting at about 900K, yes, actually. Especially since other characters we haven't met in a while have been changing there, like Boros.

>>3970683
>>Take them all to the arena, let them spar with each other under your supervision

>>3970721
it's 900,000,000, not 900,000.
He's pretty much right under Cell's "base".

>>3970731
Sorry, I think my finger slipped when I was aiming for M. But, regardless, he'd get chumped by LSS Karn, much less Berserker, considering LSS Karn is at 1.5B and is a very skillful fighter.

>>3970747
Well don't worry, all we have to do is slap his shit personally and he'll be back on the gain train. Just like Cooler.

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>>3970691
>>3970693
>>3970694
>>3970697
>>3970704
>>3970707
>>3970725
Looks like take them all to the arena, let them spar under your supervision wins it. Interesting, this’ll be fun. Writing.

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>>3970683
“Alright everyone, we’re all gonna head outside.” you say, leading your large clan from the ship. As you do, you pass by what was once an engine room, you closing your eyes for a moment as you remember your brave men who’d sacrificed themselves to save you from that damn traitor, Mouse. You lead your family outside, only to see there’s an actual line to get into your ship’s Mess Hall has formed. You wave to them, lifting off and into the air. Several of your kids ask where you are going, you just saying they’ll see when you get there. But with the trip being as short as it is, within moments you’ve arrived at your destination: the arena.

“I see.” Towa says, taking a seat in the front row. “This will be quite a show.”
“I see, we’ll all be fighting each other.” Maza says, your oldest half-demon son figuring your plan out near-instantly. “Interesting. So who will go first?”
“I wanna go!” Chaya says, because of course she does. But so too do Milha, Chilli, Tatsu and Tomi, and even surprisingly Broly. It seems almost everyone wants to be the first one up. But who will you let go at it first?

First fighter?
>Chaya
>Broly
>Maza
>Milha
>Chilli
>Tatsu&Tomi
>Caulifla
>Koruza
>Future Chaya
>Karn
>Meloka

Second fighter?
>Chaya
>Broly
>Maza
>Milha
>Chilli
>Tatsu&Tomi
>Caulifla
>Koruza
>Future Chaya
>Karn
>Meloka

>>3970959
>Chilli
>Maza

So what is this. The Dad Bowl?

>>3970959
>Ever heard of a team battle? All of you kids...versus me!

>>3970959
>Chili
>Maza
how would a tatsu VS tomi fight play out? A perfect mirror match until they both are exhausted and call it a draw, or would the smallest difference in symmetry of the arena cause a big enough difference in the fight

>>3970959
>Broly
>Maza
I think it's about time Maza get put in his place.
Best case, he breaks through his limits.

>>3970959
changing my vote from>>3970987
to>>3970998
>Broly
>Maza
I do want to see some broly action

>>3971008
Mainly I feel like it'd be a good experience for the both of them.
Broly's Berserker form exceeds Maza's Super Form by a decent amount.
If Broly want to solidify his win, he has to demonstrate some control over ascended Berserk.
If Maza wants to win, he needs to bust his ass and play smart or exceed his current limits entirely.
I say it's a 7-3 matchup in Broly's favor (provided Broly can perform as needed), which is exactly what both of them need right now to grow as fighters.

>>3970959
>Broly
>Maza
I don't want to build animosity between the two but I feel like this would be both a good moment of control for Broly and a possible humbling of Maza.

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>>3970968
>>3970986
>>3970998
>>3971008
>>3971023
Looks like Broly vs Maza wins it! Strongest vs strongest, this’ll be quite the show. Writing.

>>3970446
Oh boy, gonna have to fuck Meloka down again.
>Curious you follow the girl back to the kitchen, seeing your aged cook Silver overseeing a half-dozen Saiyans anywhere from probably eight to fourteen cooking on every available surface in sight.
Is he our Gordon Ramsay?
>>3970450
Ohhhhh, I felt the burn off that one, he ain't wrong though.
>>3970959
....Does this mean we have a trailerpark cafeteria style restaurant for a ship now?
>>3971034
Okay, I woke up, seems like this will be a good excuse too see our Towa's parenting. And the "Issue" it created.

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>>3970959
“How about we start with a fun match?” you ask, everyone crowding around to see who’ll be picked first. “Hrmmm, let’s see.... What do you say, Broly? You ready?”
“Sure.” your son says, popping his neck then going into some of the warmup stretches the late Guardian had taught him.
“Now, who’ll be the one to fight him?” you say, drawing it out as you think. Chaya? No, she’s no match if he transforms all the way. The younger ones he could play around with, but he wouldn’t really get to fight. And then your eyes settle on him, the perfect opponent for your son. “Maza!”
“Wait, what?” he says, your half-demon son seemingly caught completely by surprise by your announcement. “A-Are you serious? Me? Against him?”

“Awww, lucky!” Chaya says, punching him on the shoulder. “Good luck! Don’t hold back Broly!”
“Good luck big brother.” Milha says, flying with Chaya over to the stands near Towa. The other kids all clear out quickly as well, everyone but you taking to the stands.
“Do I really have to?” he asks you, sounding bored. “There’s no point going through with this. I can already tell who’ll win.”
“Aww, c’mon. Don’t count yourself out just yet.” Broly teases, Maza’s eye twitching in annoyance. “You might get lucky.”
“Fine.” Maza says, uncrossing his arms. “I’ll show you what I can do.”
“Alright boys, I’ll ref this match.” you say, speaking loud and clear. “Go until someone gives up, is out for a ten-count, or I stop you. Understood?”
“Yes!” Broly shouts, flaring his naturally-green aura up around him.
“Yeah.” Maza says, demonic red aura flaring up. “Let’s get this over with.”
“Aaand BEGIN!!” you shout, leaping back to give the boys plenty of room to fight. Broly and Maza both fly right at each other, Broly swinging with his right. But Maza doesn’t fight how Broly expected, narrowly slipping past his first punch and pulling his right hand back for a chop.
“It’s over.” Maza says, swinging for Broly’s neck. Maza’s hit strikes true, Broly’s aura vanishing as he drops face-first to the ground. You and most everyone else is stunned, you starting the count.

“And it looks like Broly’s down. One. Two. Three.” you say, counting as you begin hearing something unexpected.
“Darla Gratch, Vox News.” you hear, turning and seeing the Vox news announcer once more before a mounted camera, her back to the field. “It seems that Broly, Champion Chaya’s brother, was taken down by a single strike! Will he stand, or is this fight already over?”
“Don’t. Count me out just yet.” Broly says, pushing himself back upright. “That was a pretty good hit, Maza. But, don’t think you’ll get me the same way twice. After all, I’m just getting started!”
cont

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>>3971179
“This match is already over.” Maza says, taking an unfamiliar stance. “Just give up.”
“Give up?” Broly asks, smirking at Maza’s arrogance. You don’t remember your half-demon son being so arrogant, perhaps he gets that from his mother? “Clearly, you don’t know who I am. So allow me teach you.”

As he says this, Broly clenches his fists, green aura flaring back up around him. The planet itself begins to tremble as Broly powers up, hair flashing between black and green.

“What’s this? It looks like Broly’s getting serious!” Darla Gratch shouts, nearly falling over as Broly roars. “And the entire planet is shaking!”
“Really? It’s FUTILE!!” roars Maza, aura shifting to white as his own power surges. You flash up to Super Saiyan just to avoid getting blown away by the boys’ surging power. “You cannot beat me!”
“I am Broly, son of Karn!!” Broly roars, body rapidly expanding as he unleashes his Berserker power. ”And like my father, I won’t EVER give up!!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest paused-

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>>3971179
Ohhhh no, he has the tude, this is going to be a rough learning experience for him.
>>3971182
>You don’t remember your half-demon son being so arrogant, perhaps he gets that from his mother?
Not inaccurate, but come on, DAD SENSE ACTIVATE!
>“I am Broly, son of Karn!!” Broly roars, body rapidly expanding as he unleashes his Berserker power. ”And like my father, I won’t EVER give up!!”
Pic related.

>>3971182
And that’s it for tonight, everyone having fun? Ready to see how far both of the boys have pushed themselves, and what other tricks Maza’s picked up? Curious who’ll win, and what everyone on New Salda has to be thinking about the planet once more shaking? All this and more when we resume at noon EST, just over 10 hours from now.

>>3971195
My biggest question is how Broly will make Maza humble, or how he will make Maza's bad ideas surface so we can properly dad before TP shows up to fuck everything up.

>>3971195
GD before you head to bed, how old are all our kids?

>>3971194
It could be. Remember, he has the advantage of knowing just how strong your timeline is.
>>3971197
Good question.
>>3971201
Better question. Currently:
Karn- 36
Meloka-32
Chaya- 14(champion at 11)
Broly- 14
Chilli- 11
Tatsu&Tomi- 8
Caulifla- 7
Maz&Kayle- 3
Okira- 1
Future Chaya- 29
Maza- 10
Milha- 8
Koruza- 6

>>3971221
And he knows how we train everyone, powerlevels don't mean shit blueberry!

>>3971221
>“This match is already over.” Maza says, taking an unfamiliar stance. “Just give up.”
What stance GD. This is important.

>>3971221
Also is Meloka really threatened by a bunch of kids fangirling on the ship at Karn? Or is it just reflex?

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>>3971226
Not numbers, he knows compared to himself. At least, as of the last time he measured.
>>3971235
This one
>>3971254
She was more concerned as to what the hell was going on. That’s a LOT of people she never invited into the sanctuary she raises her kids in.

>>3971259
Ah, so just general territorial momma stuff, feel better now.
>Not numbers, he knows compared to himself. At least, as of the last time he measured.
Pfft, he may be a Unit, but Broly is still taller. Unless he thinks his techniques are better than Broly's tenacity...

>>3971259
>>3971260
Holy shit nevermind, just looked at the pic, that is anti training, he's going to get stomped.

>>3971259
Oof. Maza you realize your inspiration's track record for winning fights is
>hasn't won a single battle against a truly fearsome enemy without help
right?

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>>3971285
He's at the, strength is absolute, and for some reason he picked Gohan because he knows his true potential......even when he knows what usually happens. He's a arrogant Gohanfag. Let us all take a moment and appreciate the coming whupping.

Can we take a moment and talk about how damn proud we collectively are of broly basically taking up our mantle in all the right senses?

>>3971298
He's going to be blow a Gohan's mind when one of them inevitably shows up in our timeline. I bet Fu will be involved with him showing up though, and he might have bombs in his guts. Just because he could do that.
Whenever they get around too making the Buu arc, I REALLY want to see his reaction to our Broly.
As it stands though I want to see Super's Gohan look at our boy, hell I want him to see fucking CHILLI! That boy proves you can be a nerd and still kick copious amounts of ass! CHAYA HAS BIGGER BALLS THAN HIM! Granted shill probably be a titlit like her mother, but whatever.

>>3971315
>>3971298
by they, I mean TFS Gohan.

>>3971315
she'll

>>3971315
>their reaction to our broly

>be gohan
>some alternate timeline broly shows up
>it's broly but stronger, and he has conscious control of his power
>oh jesus christ
>suddenly someone named karn walks in
>it's broly's dad
>he's like giga broly with a million times more stamina and willpower
>regular attacks just straight up don't work, which sucks because all i know how to do is punch, kick and shoot energy beams
>he ignores all of his injuries and hits like ten billion dump trucks, i think all of my ribs were broken with that one punch
>he's covered in so many scars but all i can wonder is how anything ever hurt him that much
>he grabs me by the head with his two massive hands, i can't move at all
>"I don't hate you. You've done nothing wrong."
>he quickly transitions into a giant bear hug
>a lifetime of fear, anger and regret instantly washes away
>so this is what it's like to have a father

>>3971328
MY DADNESS IS MAXIMUM!

>>3971328
I can't wait til Broly grows to his absolute unit size and is a head taller than Karn.

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>>3971328
>>3971328
It'd be nothing so sweet.
Here's how it goes
>Karn dominates in the first half
>Gohan makes a fast recovery, actually uses his fucking brain for once
>this is shortlived
>Karn proceeds to get serious, sword appears out of nowhere
>the fight ends with Karn bisecting a mountain directly behind a battered Gohan
>"You can do better than that boy."
>Karn proceeds to walk away incredibly dissapointed
>Gohan just stares blankly at the sky for a few hours until Piccolo inevitably finds him
and for bonus points
>The only reason Piccolo didn't jump in is because he didn't think his regen could stand up to Karn's onslaught
>Goku thought it'd end up like the Cell Games
>Vegeta was too busy laughing his ass off
>Videl was watching Pan

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>>3971340
Sorry, but you're wrong. Here's how it goes.
>Be me, Gohan
>Fighting a new opponent
>Is it just me, or is he glaring at me really hard?
>Oh fuck
>Oh fuck he wasn't just glaring
>Everything hurts and I'm bleeding from at least 17 different holes
>Why is his stare so fucking deadly

>>3971344
Please, we don't treat him like Trunk's, we don't hate him. Even if Trunk's got on our okay, this is a dumbass just doing his job side, worthy of pity. We'd just do what Freeza did to him.

>>3971347
It's a tried and true tactic. If it works, it works!
Hell, we've used that move on a TON of our opponents. Sure, we ESPECIALLY use it on the ones we hate and want to see dead, but it's not like we restrain ourselves from its use when it'd be handy.

>>3971349
True, but we wouldn't drag out a execution like that.

>>3971349
It's a relatively rare technique that you'd only know was coming if you knew who Karn was.
It's relatively fast and unpredictable.
It can be performed from just about any position.
It can even be done when you're crippled beyond helplessness.
There's a reason why Frieza wanted to learn it as soon as we showed it to him.
It really is just that good.

>>3971356
Big beefy man, everyone thinks is dumb, then he shanks you with his eyes. Gets em every time.

>>3971260
We’ll see
>>3971266
He just likes the stance, and it transitions really well into one of his attacks
>>3971285
You mean like Goku after defeating Freeza? After that fight every single transformation he unlocked never defeated an opponent, and he lost every major fight since

>>3971590
Speaking of Gohan, what was his base Power Level when he fought Cell (and would he have won without Vegeta's intervention or Cell's incredible arrogance?)

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>>3971182
“You can’t win!” Maza shouts, closing the distance near-instantly. Your eyes widen in surprise, the boy far faster than you expected from his powerlevel. But Broly doesn’t seem to be able to react in time, Maza’s left fist slamming into Broly’s right jaw. But the young half-demon doesn’t stay in close, landing his hit and backing off, returning to where he was standing before dashing in again. Each time Maza strikes, his sparks dance along Broly’s body, seemingly keeping him immobile. Your son can do nothing, Maza dashing in and out and landing blow after heavy blow. For a moment you begin to worry, concerned that whatever trick Maza’s using is too much, but then you see it. Broly’s actually smirking. Seems he’s not out of this yet, and that this fight’s just getting started. Once more Maza dashes in, this time for a hard right to the jaw, but this time your oldest son moves, reaching up and catching Maza’s fist with his left.

“Gotcha now.” Broly says, Maza’s eyes widening in surprise. He tries to pull free, but he can’t escape in time. Broly’s fist slams hard into Maza’s upper body, launching Maza across the arena and sending him crashing into the far wall. You’re about to call it when you remember you hadn’t made ring-outs a part of the rules, a moment later Maza blasting free in a violent explosion. “Maybe you should be the one surrendering?”

“Be quiet!” Maza snaps, white aura flaring up higher around himself. “I won’t lose to you!”
“You shouldn’t underestimate your opponent.” Broly says, dropping down into your fighting stance. “You never know if they know something...”
“Tricky.” Broly continues, now right behind Maza. While he’d been talking, he left an afterimage and sped around behind him. As absorbed in the conversation as Maza was, he hadn’t noticed the deception until it was too late. Before Maza can move or defend himself, Broly’s wrapped the smaller boy in his larger arms, and squeezes.
“Gaaaaah!!” Maza cries out, as Broly puts his size and power to use. This might be it.

But what do you do?
>Keep watching silently, Maza’s not technically ‘down’ yet
>Ask Maza if he gives up, or can continue
>Start the countdown, this could be it
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3971691
>>Keep watching silently, Maza’s not technically ‘down’ yet

>>3971691
>>Keep watching silently, Maza’s not technically ‘down’ yet
Kid's a mixture of Demon and Saiyan, he can take a fucking beating. It'll be good for his ego anyways.

>>3971691
>Keep watching silently, Maza’s not technically ‘down’ yet
>"Never underestimate an opponent Maza, race means nothing in front of effort."

>>3971691
>Keep watching silently, Maza’s not technically ‘down’ yet
Honestly don't know who I'm rooting for, I'm just proud of our sons

>>3971691
Also god damnit, our boy learned how be tricky just like his dad, so damn proud of him.

>>3971691
>>3971707
Never mind the write in part, you already go it.

>>3971691
>Keep watching silently, Maza’s not technically ‘down’ yet
Neither of them is going full blast and they know it. It's not gonna end just yet.

>>3971691
>>Keep watching silently, Maza’s not technically ‘down’ yet

While we wait for the vote to finish, I just wanted to say something. I know a lot of people want to focus on mastery, and Ki control, and normally, with Karn's usual status of being on top by a long shot power-wise, I'd love that. But, we're actually falling behind. Vegeta's leagues past us now, and so is Frieza. I really do think we should ask Frieza for some dead worlds, and get his help with going Primal, egged on by our best gym bro. Plus, True Golden Frieza is probably the only thing that could withstand Emerald Oozaru Karn for a sustainable period of time besides Primal Vegeta, and while Vegeta would be best to go to, we can't ask him because that's like asking your son to train you.

>>3971713
"Cunning" is the word I'd use for it. We may not have as wide and varied a moveset as Meloka or Chilli, but we certainly do use what little we have in comparison damn well.
Everybody forgets just how important a firm grasp on the fundamentals is when they can warp reality and shoot super-novas.

>>3971723
We could do both to get gains.
>>3971730
Still, he's far away best punchy boy.

>>3971723
I'd rather master out transformations before anything. I remember there was a time when we Karn could stay Ascended for weeks, if not months, at a time.
And with mastery comes true progress towards evolution. If we can finally get a 100% grasp on Berserk, Legendary/Emerald/Berserk Primal will only be that much easier to obtain.
And once we do get it. Then we're one step closer towards the current endgame; Berserk Apex.

I also noticed that Primal Berserker, compared to Emerald Oozaru, is weaker than regular Primal is compared to Golden Oozaru. I'm assuming it was done for balance reasons of Karn not just instantly annihilating everything the moment we *do* get ahold of Primal, but I figured I'd point it out just in case it's a typo or something instead.

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>>3971693
>>3971697
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>>3971722
Keep watching silently, Maza’s not technically ‘down’ yet wins it. Writing

Huh, kinda feels not to have to roll to decide whether or not we're closer to death.
...sure hope an enemy Towa doesn't decide to make Karn go Berserk 3 by interrupting the first big get together we've had in our own timeline.

>>3971800
Yeah, but Broly is fighting today, and we may only see what GD rolls and puts out. Hopefully Maza can get something from this.
The work of an enemy Towa.
Don't bring that evil on us, we need this, one day, ONE FUCKING DAY!

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>>3971807
>Don't bring that evil on us, we need this, one day, ONE FUCKING DAY!
If it's not the Time Patrol, It's an enemy Towa.
If it's not an enemy Towa, it's fucking Fu.
If it's not fucking Fu, then it's the Time Patrol again.
It's a vicious cycle given that all their interference is just gonna result in their collective deaths.

>>3971816
They will die screaming if anyone fucking tries to interrupt us on family day.

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>>3971827
The worst has yet to come.
>Hey! I was wondering if we could spar, if that's alright with you. I kinda bailed on my job to come here today...
>Oh hey can I also check out the mess hall on your ship later? I'm starving!

>>3971841
Not with shoes like that. Ugh.

>>3971841
I mean, if that's ALL that happens, then he can hang out for a bit.

>>3971842
Yeah I figure Karn would just throw him a spare training suit out of pity. The Xeno designs for characters are almost universally wack.

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>>3971691
Maza’s pinned, crying out as Broly squeezes him tighter and tighter. But you don’t start the count or call the fight just yet, curious what Maza will do to break free.

“Yeah, you got him!!” Chaya cheers out, both twins, Chilli and Caulifla all also cheering their older brother on.
“C’mon Maza, you can do it!” Milha shouts out.
“Don’t give up!” Koruza yells as well. Meloka and Towa keep silent, observing them both very closely.
“And now Broly has trapped his blue-skinned opponent, and is crushing him!” Darla announces to the camera. “Is this fight over already? Has Broly won?”
“Tch! I’m. Not. DONE!!” Maza roars, hellfire exploding out from his body and blasting Broly away. “HRRAAAAA!!”

Maza roars, tossing a lance of hellfire after Broly’s tumbling form. The fire slams into Broly, sending him crashing hard into the arena wall. But he’s not done, gathering more of the flames in his hands.

“Look down on me? I’ll show you!” Maza roars, tossing a barrage of fireballs at his half-sibling. The blasts all explode where you’d seen Broly crash into the wall. After a dozen seconds or so Maza stops his attack, lightly panting to catch his breath. “Well? What do you think of that?!”
“Not bad.” Broly says, swiping a hand and blasting the dust cloud aside. You see his armor is badly scorched, along with the backs of his arms, but otherwise the boy seems fine. Better than fine, as he leaps forward and back onto the arena floor. “What else you got?”
“Grrrr, I’ll show you!” Maza roars, dashing in at Broly who meets his charge head-on. No fancy tricks this time, both just trying to overpower the other. Broly is the stronger fighter but Maza is faster, the half-demon landing 2-3 hits for each one of Broly’s punches. But, more importantly, Maza’s speed advantage allows him to dodge most of Broly’s hits, while your oldest son can only block every other hit or so. “Come on, come on! Can’t you keep up with my speed?”

“You’re fast, tch, that’s for sure.” Broly says, clearly getting overwhelmed by his opponent’s speed. He simply can’t keep up, taking punch after lightning-quick punch. But then, surprisingly, he begins telepathically speaking to you. “Is it okay if I go Ascended? I might really hurt him if I do, but I can’t keep up without it.”

Well? What do you say?
>Tell him to go all-out, Caulifla can fix Maza if something bad happens
>Tell him to fight how he thinks he should, and to have no regrets when it’s over
>Going all-out’s a bad idea, he could really hurt his brother at that level
>Say nothing. You’re the ref for this fight, not his coach
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>3971858
>Tell him to fight how he thinks he should, and to have no regrets when it’s over
>Telepathically tell Maza to get ready for "something"

>>3971858
>>Tell him to fight how he thinks he should, and to have no regrets when it’s over

>>3971858
>Tell him to fight how he thinks he should, and to have no regrets when it’s over
Maza would probably be more insulted if he finds out Broly had been holding back than he would if he gets injured

>>3971858
>>Tell him to fight how he thinks he should, and to have no regrets when it’s over

>>3971858
>>Tell him to fight how he thinks he should, and to have no regrets when it’s over
'Remember, Son, if this were a real fight, you wouldn't have time for regrets after if a mistake means you lost.'

>>3971858
>You kids are the ones fighting, go all out if you need or want too. Have a good fight as brothers with no regrets.

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>>3971877
Tell him to fight how he thinks he should, and to have no regrets when it’s over wins it. Writing.

>>3971858
>>Tell him to fight how he thinks he should, and to have no regrets when it’s over

Gotta get ready for work, should be back around 11:00 or so, dad hard while I'm away.

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>>3971858
“This is your fight son, not mine.” you reply telepathically after a moment’s thought. “Fight him however you want to. But, when all’s said and done, I don’t want you to have any regrets with how you fought him.”
“No regrets?” he asks you, taking another three body blows he couldn’t avoid from his faster brother. “Alright then, I’m gonna win!”

You watch as Broly abandons his offense, focusing entirely on defense and protecting himself. Maza, sensing an opening, continues relentlessly pressing his attack.

“Giving up already? Am I just too quick for you?” Maza taunts, his punches and kicks little more than blurs as he attacks. Your half-demon son presses the assault from all sides, leaving Broly no room.
“C’mon Broly, don’t give up!” Chaya shouts down at him.

“Go Broly! Go!”
“Go!”
“You can do it!”

His siblings cheering him on, you feel Broly focusing his power. Maza either doesn’t sense it or doesn’t care, continuing his barrage of blows on all sides to try and beat his older half-sibling down. But he’s unable to knock Broly down, your son roaring as his ki surges, strength doubling.

“RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!” Broly roars, energy exploding out around him as his strength suddenly doubles. Caught by surprise, Masa is blasted back and away from Broly’s surging green aura. “No more holding back!”
“Wha-?!” Maza starts, Broly almost instantly dashing over to the half-demon and swinging with his right. At Broly’s top speed Maza is barely able to react in time, leaping back as Broly’s fist shatters the arena where his brother was just a moment before. “So fast!”
“This is my real power!” Broly roars, closing the distance once more. With his left fist Broly sends Maza flying high into the sky, the half-demon now unable to dodge. With their speed now basically even, Broly’s superior power forces Maza onto the defensive. He manages to hold his own, for a few seconds at least. That is, until one of Broly’s powerful fists breaks through Maza’s guard and connects with the half-demon’s jaw. But Broly doesn’t relent, taking full advantage of the opening to land more than a dozen powerful, bone-breaking blows before slamming a knee into Maza’s gut, then with a two-handed axe-handle to the back sends him crashing back down to the arena. Your half-demon son crashes down hard before you, the impact leaving a large crater in the center of the arena. You peer down into the hole as Broly lands by you, you starting the count as you feel Maza’s power returning back down to normal.
cont

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>>3972087
“One! Two! Three!” you call out, your family audience both cheering Broly on, and shouting for Maza to get up and keep going. But it’s starting to look like he’s bot getting back up for awhile. “Four! Five! Six! Seven!”
“No...” you hear faintly from the crater, seeing Maza trying to push himself upright as you sense a surge of dark power coming from him. “Not... Yet...”
“Wait, Maza! Don’t use that!” Towa suddenly shouts. “It’s too dangerous! Calm down!”
“GRRRAAAAAAAAA!!” Maza roars, power exploding up from the crater in a surge of deep, violent crimson. His ki feels entirely different now, becoming something far more ancient, and dangerous. You leap back, giving the two of them room as Broly once more takes his stance, Maza slowly floating up and out of the crater.

“Karn, stop this now.” Towa tells you telepathically. “He’s no longer in control of himself, one of them could end up dying!”
“No longer in control? What do you mean?” you reply as Maza dashes in, the brothers once more exchanging blows. The force of their strikes is impressive, shockwaves buffeting everyone around the arena. “What is this power?”
“RRRAAAAAAAA!!” both brothers roar, slamming their fists into each other’s jaw with a painful cross-counter. Both boys are knocked away to different sides of the crater, both floating across from one another. Broly retakes his stance as Maza roars, wordlessly charging in once more.
“Don’t stop this now!” Broly thinks to both you and Towa, the two brothers trading blows faster and faster as he suddenly shouts out. “I won’t lose!!”

As Broly roars out you cross your arms, smirking to yourself. He may not be related by blood, but that doesn’t matter: Broly is most certainly your son. And there’s no way in hell you’re stopping this fight until it’s over.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=p4RCPdpIztQ

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 112 End-

>>3972091
Shorter thread than normal, nonetheless it was fun.

>>3972091
And that’s it for this week’s episode, everyone enjoying the ride? Ready to see just how strong the half-demon Saiyans are, and what sorts of tricks they’ve learned? Curious what’s in the box, and who’s going to win the fight between Broly and Maza? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!

>>3972094
Glad you enjoyed it, had to end it here before we got too deep into the fight

>>3972100
Cool, getting ready to leave now, and I hope this becomes a experience where we can help Maza reign his bad impulses in. We must work towards the future of the puffy face cinnamon bun.

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>>3972100
>Before we go too deep
But we’re only three updates in today...

>>3972103
>we can help Maza reign his bad impulses in
You can try.
>>3972219
Sorry for the shorter run than usual, finishing getting everything ready for Christmas

>>3972091
So reading this, does maza have berserk SSJ as a half saiyan demon child? Makes me legit wonder, are saiyans part divine as a species and it's why they can literally stack power on each other and straight up gain godhood?

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>>3972318
>does maza have berserk SSJ as a half saiyan demon child?
No, not quite. More like this

>>3972318
it's the DARK HADO

All of karn's half-demon children are going to be UNREASONABLY powerful.

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>>3972420
So our half demon kids can all do the Shin Shun Goku Satsu and destroy people's souls. Trading the power multiplier of the Super Saiyan forms for a built in improved dragon force that scales lethality with it's target is a pretty sweet trade if you ask me.

>>3972546
All of karn's children are UNREASONABLY powerful and will only get even more ridiculous as they grow older
Fixed it for you

>>3972587
I love how they took Akuma who looked like a surprisingly intimidating monster of a man and made him look like a goofy ass fucking lion who bench presses too much.

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>>3972420

so like this?

>>3972587
to be fair i get the strong impression part of that is specifically due to the fact their karns kids, and karn is the originator of dragonforce, so it might have influenced as parantage for said demon child.

>>3972546
>implying they aren’t already
>>3972587
Not quite, yet.
>>3972615
Better.
>>3972649
Worst design for him.
>>3972768
No, nowhere near that for a long time.
>>3972777
Combining Saiyan with Demon has some, interesting side effects

>>3972420
.....he can't just Raging Demon Broly can he?
>>3972546
>Unreasonably
HA
>>3972615
>All this unreasonableness
It's the Pink bitches fault, our kids got the bonus of fighting BIIIIITCHES.
>>3972777
>>3972843
We have to worry about Akuma coming by to take our kids away to be his students don't we? Or at the very least worry about him coming by too bother us about who they were.
>Not quite, yet.
So he can't accidentally kill his brother's soul? Thank Yoda.

>>3972843
do our demon kids have access to oozaru?

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>>3972843
Hey so Doom Guy didn't feel it when Maza went all out...right?

>>3973373
Well we didn't hear the sound of distant (but inexorably approaching) heavy metal so I think we're safe.

Oh god does this shit mean Doomguy wont bro with us?!

>>3973397
Can Karn's Power Wolf soundtrack stand up to BFG Division?
Only time will tell.

>>3973415
if we talk by technicalities towa is "technically" not a demon and more of an evil kai, though she would refuse to acknowledge that to anyone, so "technically" they get around doomguy hating to death? idk.

>>3973138
>he can't just Raging Demon Broly can he?
Most likely not.
>We have to worry about Akuma coming by to take our kids away to be his students don't we?
Your timeline’s Akuma was snatched by an enemy Towa, so no.
>>3973270
Yes, they have their tails.
>>3973373
No, their strengths aren’t anywhere close to yours, Freeza’s or Vegeta’s.
>>3973568
She’s demon royalty

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>>3973585
>Your timeline’s Akuma was snatched by an enemy Towa, so no.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FUCKING NOOOOOOOO!

>>3973585
>She’s demon royalty
But she's exiled royalty, so she shouldn't be on his list....right? He won't try and kill our second wife and our kids will he?

>>3973593
Did you forget that happened?
>>3973611
She’s still princess, but doesn’t exactly do much as far as official duties. Which leaves her more free for her work/raising her kids

>>3973615
Yes, yes I did, I very much forgot about that fact.
>She’s still princess, but doesn’t exactly do much as far as official duties. Which leaves her more free for her work/raising her kids
As a princess should, even if she's more of a nerdy housewife.

>>3973615
So what exactly are our Towa's specialties?
Off the top of my head I remember that outside of the usual Towa stuff, she's got a knack for blood magic and apparently has an interest in mecha. But what else does she have that sets her apart from the rest of the Towas?

>>3973696
Our Towa actually fights on occasion, with the spear we stole.

>>3973704
Yeah but that has more to do with the fact that she's probably the best person to use the spear.
However I'm sure that there's a swole as fuck fighter Towa out there somewhere, taking it to the Supreme Kai of Time just like Karn.

>>3973739
Of course, thicc muscle waifu, thicc soft waifu, and tomboy mcstabhappy stalker waifu would be kino bedmates.

>>3973748
Two problems with the ultimate dream;
>Two Towa's in the same bedroom would never work out
>Meloka was incredibly close to cutting off Karn's eternal dragon after only a single demon thot
If only though...

>>3973762
They are getting along better, she wasn't even annoyed with her in the brood chamber. And if she gets a more direct Towa that might fuck with hers, she might see where it goes and experiment with them. All that can be said at the end of the day is, Meloka is Towa's guinea pig for lewd spells to guarantee huge pregnancies, and Karn isn't going around anywhere with full balls.

>>3973770
Over-encumbered testicles are a tactical disadvantage and I'm glad Meloka and Towa understand that.
Outstanding work on their parts.

>>3973774
Too true, with all the weird shit Towa does to Karn's distractingly large dick makes putting on the skin suit a chore, if his balls were too full as well it would look like Nappa's fist down there, and then Vox would be throwing cameras at our dick even more than he already does. Annoying fishman and his spacejew nose......if Towa wants to make a porno for the archive, would her brother find out about it at some point?

>>3973780
Dabura is too busy getting blindsided by wizards who look like shriveled ballsacks to do anything even mildly interesting.
Besides, Towa's not stupid enough to record something that could be used as leverage against her...not that it stops other Towas.
I have to imagine there's at least one camera bug somewhere in her abode.

>>3973786
>Implying she doesn't have a livestream button set to go off when Karn and Meloka visit
She even has the family pile comfy times to show off too other Towas. Probably got a few killed cause of that with Meloka shanking the dumber ones.

>>3973792
No the stream goes directly to the Time Patrol.
Pink Bitch has a thing for bad boys, so she doesn't cut the feed.
That is, until some idiot decides to patch the transmission to the main plaza of Toki Toki City. (which happens every time)

>>3973819
Who do you think does it? That Majin chick, that was planning to dive with Karn in the Mafuba attempt?

>>3973822
I still think sealing Karn would be a very bad thing for the TP. He'd be in there learning Ki control and unlocking higher forms of transformations using the bubblegum girl as a punching bag. The Timebreakers would inevitably unseal him and he'd come out pissed off with a new transformation or two under control.

>>3973852
I touched on this before when it was happening, but I just assumed Karn would dad the shit out of her after pointing out that her friends basically used her as a sacrificial pawn despite probably being one of the strongest beings at their disposal.

>>3973852
I mean, we would do that, and she would be a punching bag, BUT, depending on how long he's in there. She may be dadded so hard she develops the fetish and seduces Karn by simple proximity, which may be what Pink Bitch planed, which would backfire horribly because Karn would have Berserk Primal while the Majin would have the full Buu transformation under control. And after getting pounded like it's her sole goal in line for so long, she'd defect on the spot.
>>3973859
Exactly, that was step one of her plan. They did know about the scroll before everyone else, how much you want to bet some snuck in to watch his sex life?

>>3973859
She was down for it though. Martyrs like that tend to be unreasonably stubborn. She'd hide behind the "They'll let us out when they can beat you." excuse. Especially if the alternative is admitting that she may be trapped there for all eternity. We'd all do mental gymnastics too if faced with such existential dread.

>>3973862
Dude you need to get laid or something.

>>3973870
And get Metwo'd? I think not. Also poorfag, can't afford it, got bills to pay.

>>3973874
Thought you said "mewtwo'd" and was seriously trying to think of any scenario in which getting laid would result in you being stuffed into a containment pod

>>3973870
>She was down for it though.
Everybody's down for it till they're stuck in a fucking rice cooker.
That said it probably would have ended terribly for us anyways seeing she probably would have gone Full Majin without reservation once we were in there.
At that point, it'd just be a matter of time before we got absorbed. It really would have been GG if it weren't for Frieza covering for Goku and Amaya.

>>3973875
I got meth heads around here, some might do that to sell my organs, so you aren't too far off.

>>3973877
>she probably would have gone Full Majin without reservation once we were in there.
In the same vein Karn could go all out and go nuclear too.

>Everybody's down for it till they're stuck in a fucking rice cooker.
Hence the mental gymnastics to avoid thinking about it.

>It really would have been GG if it weren't for Frieza covering for Goku and Amaya.
Yeah probably. Or we get unsealed some hundred years in the future and everyone we love is dead. That would be unpleasant. It certainly wouldn't be a good time.

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>>3973619
>Yes, yes I did, I very much forgot about that fact
This is a problem that the SKoT is very worried about, especially after seeing him casually breaking Berserker Karn’s arm. But she’s had no leads since he vanished.
>>3973696
>So what exactly are our Towa's specialties?
Magic.
>and apparently has an interest in mecha
Don’t all at least semi-autistic neets?
>But what else does she have that sets her apart from the rest of the Towas?
Oh, THOSE specialties. Well, compared to the ‘average’ Towa, her biomechanics are below average, as is her offensive magical arsenal. She’s been less focused on destroying the Time Patrol, and more focused on making her children’s home safer and more secure. Also she has more motherly experience than most other Towas, combined.
>>3973704
She does, but that’s in the “shit hits the fan” scenarios. She’s not a fighter.
>>3973739
More of she can prevent it being magically stolen, as Apex Chaya swinging it around is about as lethal as lethal can be.
>>3973762
>Two Towa's in the same bedroom would never work out
Only one being has ever accomplished that feat, and he was no mere man.
>>3973786
>I have to imagine there's at least one camera bug somewhere in her abode
Not likely. Between herself and Cell, and Chilli’s regular visits, someone’d have to be really talented.
>>3973852
Wouldn’t be good for them, locking him away where he can’t die or age and has nothing to do but focus his rage into training.
>>3973859
True. That was not a good idea, but one made in desperation.
>>3973870
>Martyrs like that tend to be unreasonably stubborn.
Like Karn.

>>3974099
When we least expect it, that blueberry is going to send him to fuck our ship up....he's coming now isn't he?
>Also she has more motherly experience than most other Towas, combined.
She is best mother Towa.
>Only one being has ever accomplished that feat, and he was no mere man.
Good thing we are no mere man either, we're Dad.

>>3974099
would karn have eventually become so powerful he would have broken out on his own?

>>3974133
Think of it like this anon, if karn has endless time and salt to motivate him, would anything really stop him from going berserker apex? In addition, could anything feasibly stop him once he hits that point?

>>3974153
Is Pink Bitch dumb? Better question though
>>3974133
Would Karn turning the Buu girl inside out enough times make her break them out just to stop it all first?

>>3971221
>We're at 12 kids already, with what amount to multiple sorta-basically-our-kids, and we're still only 36

I swear, "Genghis Karn" becomes more applicable every day. And we're a Saiyan, so we stay in our prime way longer then humans do. We might be having kids into our fucking fifties. Gonna be able to populate a village with saiyans and demon-saiyan hybrids by the time we finally bite it, at this rate. I don't even want to think about how many grand kids we're gonna have.

>>3974277
>Implying we won't fill a stadium if Towa has anything to say about it
>Implying she's sold Meloka on the idea on spells to help make triplets at a minimum
They WILL use all their eggs so long as Karn can get it up, or die trying.

>>3974127
>She is best mother Towa.
She’s one of only a dozen or so known mothers. And one of them with a golden chain on her neck is Puddin’s mother.
>spoiler
Ha.
>>3974133
No. Even ToP Vegeta Blue couldn’t break free, and he was at least as strong as Kaioken Blue Goku, if not more.
>>3974277
>I swear, "Genghis Karn" becomes more applicable every day.
Ha, and true.
>I don't even want to think about how many grand kids we're gonna have.
Depending on how your kids turn out, plenty.

>>3974327
If karn decided to go full-on “Exterminator” as proposed in either last thread or the one before it (I forget which), what would Bane think?

>>3974327
>Our Towa is the Elitist of NEETs, only surpassed by Demon God Dumplin's Towa
>Her smug with her child tutorial videos makes all but the most desperate of Towa's willing to watch
>The rest are either to sad or annoyed to go through the first 3 minutes, while the few that watch find it extremely helpful
>Mixed feelings for all when our Towa makes videos on every conception for her, and Meloka, with Karn
We will advertise parking space on Karn's lawn and it will be hilarious with all the awkward neets being taken to their luxury flying trailer houses.

>>3974277
>>3974327
All of our kids are accustomed to a big family so I think they will naturally feel inclined to have at least 3-5 kids if not more, except for Chili because he's a fucking nerd. If Chaya ends up somewhat like her mother she and Raditz will probably have an "accident"(according to Chaya) in 2-3 years and it the numbers will out of control from there.

>>3974449
Too be fair to Chilli, Megu is a tiny and soft girl, if he flexes too hard he'd break her.
>Raditz
>Meloka knows
>Insert chase them song

>>3974449
>and it the numbers will out of control from there.
Missed something here by the way?

>>3974410
Depends. Right now he can’t see into your head.
>>3974442
Ha, good one.
>>3974449
>except for Chili because he's a fucking nerd
>implying he doesn’t want the most
>”accident”
Ha, it wouldn’t be an accident. But she’s still a little too young for that.
>>3974461
>run.exe

>>3974654
I know, but once she turns 16 there is a distinct possibility of condom ((malfunction)) rolls depending on where she is with Raditz. We are space rednecks after all.

>>3974767
....you are implying Saiyans know what condoms are, or even have them.

>>3974767
>>3975275
Actually now that I think of it, I don't think Vegeta knows what those things are either, population drop, contraceptives are illegal.

>>3975288
>Any contraceptive found in a Saiyan's possession is punishable by pain of death
Gotta hand it to Vegeta, he's covering his bases with this legislation.

>>3975327
Nah, he just kicks their ass and blows it up.

>>3975329
>Implying he doesn't cuck them right then and there.

>>3975331
Vegeta has his own mate, he got no time for randoms, or cucking. So long as their are kids being made he doesn't care.

>>3974442
>We will advertise parking space on Karn's lawn and it will be hilarious with all the awkward neets being taken to their luxury flying trailer houses

Let’s go deeper
>every morning Karn gets into a staring match with one of the other Towas’ Miras as he waters the plants
>normally he’d be more concerned but their presence actually allows him to pop Supervillain on a regular basis
>he’s also strong enough now that if he goes Full Power right from the start he can gank an average Mira with little difficulty
>every time an enemy Towa tries to start shit again, Karn’s kids make sure to throw eggs and toilet paper at her flying trailer
>so after Karn, Meloka and Freeza kick their asses they have to go back home to a ruined trailer
>angry demon NEET screeching intensifies
>all the while our Towa plays the role of smug landlady

>>3975353
What would we charge for rent, Vegeta would obviously be entitled to scientific advances, as they are on his planet, but they would be living on our lawn, what do we get?

>>3975361
We get every other ancient artifact they plunder and exclusive rights to their minions as training partners.
Also no loud music after 10pm, people around here need to fucking sleep.

>>3975371
These neets only listen to their weebshit in the dark corners of their rooms, and or whatever edgy music they brought along. We don't really do anything with artifacts unless we are picking it up for our Towa, the training partners is a good idea though. Maybe every Towa that wants a permanent residency has to get with one of Karn's kids/grandkids, and help spread the new hybrid race with our Towa.

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Man this would have been a great fucking gag battle.
Also GD, how is Ginyu doing anyhow? Is he still in a Sangheili body or has he upgraded?

>>3974767
>malfunction
Implying quite a bit with this post
>>3975333
>Vegeta has his own mate
But he doesn’t. Yet.
>So long as their are kids being made he doesn't care.
Children are essential for the future of the Saiyan race.
>>3975550
Ha. And very well, the Ginyu Force are still very active. Not yet.