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Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) Archived

Steamed Hams But it's a Christ(...) 12/25/19(Wed)21:53:17 No.3989374

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Steamed Hams But it's a Christmas Survival Quest Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)21:53:17 No.3989374 Archived

You are Seymour Skinner, principal of Springfield Elementary. But right now, your only job is to serve your boss, Superintendent Chalmers, an unforgettable luncheon.

Chalmers is going to arrive any minute, so your roast is due out of the oven soon.

Hopefully your mother won't do anything to ruin the luncheon. But she's likely going to remain upstairs for the time being.

Ding-dong the clear chime of the doorbell alerts you to the fact that your boss has arrived, even with you being in the kitchen.

>Get the door immediately, don't want to annoy Chalmers!
>Check the roast just one more time.
>Write-in.

Anonymous (ID: QZn7aknT)
12/25/19(Wed)21:54:21 No.3989375

Anonymous (ID: QZn7aknT) 12/25/19(Wed)21:54:21 No.3989375

>Check on the Steamed Clams

Anonymous (ID: 2sydKcA5)
12/25/19(Wed)21:54:54 No.3989376

Anonymous (ID: 2sydKcA5) 12/25/19(Wed)21:54:54 No.3989376

Check the roast. We don't want to screw up after all.

Anonymous (ID: L7sY6pCR)
12/25/19(Wed)21:55:25 No.3989377

Anonymous (ID: L7sY6pCR) 12/25/19(Wed)21:55:25 No.3989377

>>3989374
>Get the door immediately, don't want to annoy Chalmers!

Anonymous (ID: Ny1OzR+5)
12/25/19(Wed)21:56:12 No.3989379

Anonymous (ID: Ny1OzR+5) 12/25/19(Wed)21:56:12 No.3989379

>>3989374
Get my old service rifle.

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)22:02:56 No.3989385

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)22:02:56 No.3989385

>>3989375
>>3989376
Check the roast.

>>3989377
Get the door.

>>3989379
Get your old service rifle.

Looks like you're checking the roast.

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)22:08:15 No.3989389

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)22:08:15 No.3989389

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Outside, Superintendent Chalmers stands with his bottle of wine, wondering what's taking you so long...

Checking on your roast, you see that it might be getting a little dry. On one hand, you could simply apply another coat of glaze, but that might take too long. On the other, you could turn off the oven and hurry to the door, hoping you didn't offend Superintendent Chalmers...

>Another minute won't do any harm, leave the oven on and rush to the door.
>Turn off the oven, then get the door.
>Put another coat of glaze on the roast, and leave it in the oven.
>Take the roast out of the oven. (This might take a while)
>Write-in

Anonymous (ID: 4tf3tx0F)
12/25/19(Wed)22:17:54 No.3989397

Anonymous (ID: 4tf3tx0F) 12/25/19(Wed)22:17:54 No.3989397

>>3989389
>Take the roast out of the oven. (This might take a while)

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)22:24:56 No.3989403

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)22:24:56 No.3989403

>>3989397
You're removing the roast from the oven.

Roll to see if this takes too much time.

>1d20 quick!

Anonymous (ID: Ny1OzR+5)
12/25/19(Wed)22:26:10 No.3989404

Anonymous (ID: Ny1OzR+5) 12/25/19(Wed)22:26:10 No.3989404

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>3989403
Oh egads!

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)22:28:02 No.3989405

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)22:28:02 No.3989405

>>3989404
The roast is not ruined! And neither is the dinner.

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)22:34:55 No.3989409

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)22:34:55 No.3989409

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"Well Seymour, I made it-" Superintendent Chalmers begins, once you open the door. Luckily, it didn't take too long to extract your roast from the oven. "-Despite your directions."

Of course, it wouldn't be Superintendent Chalmers if he didn't start off by saying something like that to you.

>You won't take that, not in your own home!
>"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon!"
>Write-in

Anonymous (ID: QZn7aknT)
12/25/19(Wed)22:36:53 No.3989413

Anonymous (ID: QZn7aknT) 12/25/19(Wed)22:36:53 No.3989413

>>3989409
>"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon!"

I hope this nigger's ready to see some aurora borealis

Anonymous (ID: Ny1OzR+5)
12/25/19(Wed)22:36:54 No.3989414

Anonymous (ID: Ny1OzR+5) 12/25/19(Wed)22:36:54 No.3989414

>>3989409
>>"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome! I hope you're ready for a forgettable luncheon!"

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)22:40:40 No.3989418

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)22:40:40 No.3989418

>>3989413
>>3989414
I too, hope he's ready for an unforgettable luncheon.

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)22:50:29 No.3989431

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)22:50:29 No.3989431

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"Ah, Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome! I hope you're ready for an unforgettable luncheon!" You say with all your heart.

"Yeah."

Entering the kitchen to retrieve your roast, you see that it is fine and where you left it.

You cut a few slices off and bring the roast out to Chalmers, along with accoutrements.

"I must say Seymour," Superintendent Chalmers says, wiping his mouth, "I was expecting something to go wrong, but I'm pleasantly surprised."

Chuckling, you respond. "Of course, and I'm not surprised considering how many times ruffians have ruined a visit of yours to the school. Running a tight ship is a lot easier when you're the only sailor!"

The Superintendent grunts in affirmation.

Oh egads! Did you turn off the oven?

>Yes, it's fine. You're sure.
>Better go check.
>Write-in

Anonymous (ID: QZn7aknT)
12/25/19(Wed)22:53:42 No.3989433

Anonymous (ID: QZn7aknT) 12/25/19(Wed)22:53:42 No.3989433

>>3989431
>>Better go check.
Shit. Last time something like this happened was in 'Nam and we know how that turned out.

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)22:58:06 No.3989435

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)22:58:06 No.3989435

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>>3989433
Your mind briefly goes back to Johnny in Nam. That was the last time you were inattentive with something.

Never again.

>1d100, what's in the kitchen?!

Anonymous (ID: Ny1OzR+5)
12/25/19(Wed)23:02:30 No.3989438

Anonymous (ID: Ny1OzR+5) 12/25/19(Wed)23:02:30 No.3989438

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>3989435
Steam, steam from the steamed clams.

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)23:06:11 No.3989443

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)23:06:11 No.3989443

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>>3989438
"And what was that about?" Chalmers asks you as the door swings shut behind you.

"Oh, nothing. Just getting ready to clean up!" And it's true, since the oven was turned off. You must have not even thought of it.

>"Well I'm pooped, a good time was had by all."
>Write-in

Anonymous (ID: Ny1OzR+5)
12/25/19(Wed)23:23:01 No.3989472

Anonymous (ID: Ny1OzR+5) 12/25/19(Wed)23:23:01 No.3989472

>>3989443
>>"Well I'm pooped, a good time was had by all."

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)23:25:43 No.3989477

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)23:25:43 No.3989477

>>3989472
Was a good time had by all?!

~~Yes.~~

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)23:29:28 No.3989481

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)23:29:28 No.3989481

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"Well Seymour, you are an odd fellow. But I must say, you make a good roast."

With that, Superintendent Chalmers is on his way.

A good time was had by all. And the luncheon? The luncheon was unforgettable.

>Fin: Good Ending

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk)
12/25/19(Wed)23:30:32 No.3989483

Hams !!Gqbg40i5rf4 (ID: N6j7xcJk) 12/25/19(Wed)23:30:32 No.3989483

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You did well, Seymour.

Anonymous (ID: 2sydKcA5)
12/25/19(Wed)23:56:45 No.3989509

Anonymous (ID: 2sydKcA5) 12/25/19(Wed)23:56:45 No.3989509

Achievement get: [Didn't fuck up... yet]

Anonymous (ID: QZn7aknT)
12/26/19(Thu)00:47:55 No.3989531

Anonymous (ID: QZn7aknT) 12/26/19(Thu)00:47:55 No.3989531

Wait.
Check if the house is on fire.

Anonymous (ID: g5wiDIuI)
12/26/19(Thu)00:57:35 No.3989541

Anonymous (ID: g5wiDIuI) 12/26/19(Thu)00:57:35 No.3989541

>>3989481
nice

Anonymous (ID: zJOxq/Tp)
12/26/19(Thu)01:06:15 No.3989545

Anonymous (ID: zJOxq/Tp) 12/26/19(Thu)01:06:15 No.3989545

>>3989483
What a holesome micro quest. now we must continue as Seymour in springfield

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