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IMPORTANT: Quote this post when you post your sheet. This will make it easier to keep track of all sheets.

CHARACTER SHEET
*Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts (see below), 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight
*Stats (see below)
*Skills: all skills, talents, combat skills, magical powers, languages
*Strengths/Weaknesses: (optional) situational bonuses based on your personal background
*Background
*Inventory

Attached is a blank character sheet.

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MODE OF THOUGHTS (can have more than one):
*Visual: you think with images
*Verbal: you think with words/voice
*Emotional: you think with emotions
*Abstract: your thoughts are abstract
*Unknown: you are not aware of your own thoughts

THE 14 STATS ARE:
*Strength (lifting)
*Dexterity (hands)
*Agility (everywhere else)
*Reflex (speed)
*Toughness (tanking)
*Fitness (cardio)
*Perception
*IQ (thinking)
*Memory (long-term)
*Intuition (gut feeling)
*Willpower (mind over matter)
*Wisdom (introspection, spirituality)
*Charisma (talking)
*Beauty (appearance)

Describe your stats in plain English using the ranks below.
Ranks: minuscule, weak, low, below average, average, above average, high, exceptional
For Stats, an “average” rank means the rank of an average person
For skills and other abilities, an “average” rank means an average person skilled with this ability; an average professional. Those with less than average ranks are skilled amateurs. Yes, this means, above average skills are uncommon.

The skills are freeform so you can list anything. Here's an extensive list if you need inspiration: https://gurps.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Skills

Attached is an example character from the Mythic book.

CREATION RULES
1) Create your character, following the rules above.
2) Reminder: you are playing as yourself, the person behind the screen. The more honest you are statting yourself, the more fun this is going to be.
3) Reminder: for skills, an average rank means the rank of an average professional, not the average person. If you rank yourself as Average, then it means that you're as good as the average professional.

GENERAL RULES
1) Namefag yourself.
2) Roll 20d100 with each post. The rolls will be used for the GM emulator.
3) You have to keep track of your own inventory and money.
4) No whining about the QM decisions and rolls.

MULTIPLAYER RULES
1) You can chat with the other players as much as you want
2) Don't make more than one action post before the QM responds

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INTRODUCTION
Kek, the god of chaos, has made of a pact with the meme magicians of 4chan: when 4chan members die, they are teleported to an Isekai world. You were browsing the /qst/ board when suddenly you died. You wake inside of the Eldritch Express, a strange train that travels through land and, sometimes, between dimensions.

Previously, The train travelled through The Forsaken Reaches in the north (threads #1 and #2), made a stop at Devapura, the city of the gods (thread #4), and it is now in the desert nation of Akotoshia (Grimdark thread), in a world torn into chaos by the death of the god-king Shi.

The train has now stopped at the town of Nizbevi, where the party is being questioned by soldiers about their reason for coming (pic related).

ELDRITCH EXPRESS
>You must collectively fuel the five furnaces of the LeTourneau diesel-electric transmission overland train a bare minimum of forty pounds of flammable fuel per car attached in addition to sixty for the front, per day, if you want to keep it moving
>It currently has four cars. Its passenger car siderooms and conductor's cabin are at the height of modern luxury, complete with a bunk bed, TV, stereo/radio system, a nightstand, coat/hatrack, and multiple consoles with assorted video games and movies to watch and play. It has a combination messhall/kitchen/medical car, as well as 2 storage cars, filled simple assorted logging tools and fuel logs at the moment.

NEW RULE
This thread has no size limit. However, to keep things manageable, players can't travel more than 100 meters from either the party leader or the Eldritch Express. The Eldritch Express is owned by the player Jackson, but if he doesn't join this thread then control of the train will be transferred to someone else temporarily.

Information floods into your minds as a series of options appears before you. The first seems to be a series of classic archetypes and the second, a numbered list of short titles for something you can't help but wonder.

> CLASSES:
>Warrior - A mundane master of martial combat, you are considered to have Average skill in every weapon and armor you choose to wield.
> Thief - An accomplished savant of subterfuge and guile, you receive a boost to your Agility and Dexterity (+ point-based skills)
> Sorcerer - A magic user tapping into your own mind, you may attempt to visualise spells and cast them in accordance to your imagination. Sorcery is fickle and often backfires or works in unexpected ways.
> Priest - A champion of a deity of your choice, you may invoke them to lend you miraculous aid from above or below. Your deity doesn’t always answer and members of rival religions shall hate or shun you.

> CHEATS:
1) Cheat Magician
2) Reincarnated as a Monster
3) Isekai Smartphone
4) Cosmic Vending Machine
5) Edgelord
6) Death Count
7) Strange Aeons
8) Vice/Virtue
9) Electric Conduit
10) Burn, Baby, Burn!
11) Shadow of a Man
12) Karma
13) Kek's Blessing
14) Autism Jesus' Blessing
15) Harem Protag
16) [Catch Phrase]
17) Anonymous
18) My Little Demon
19) Dragon Soul
20) (No Cheat)

More knowledge enters your psyche, and the potential options are revealed to you. You may choose a class, guaranteed to grant great power and eventually supernatural competency in its specialty and roll a single d20 on the Isekai cheat chart for a boon ranging from mediocre to gamebreaking, you can decide not to take a class and roll dual d20s on the Isekai cheat chart, or you can refuse to roll on the Isekai cheat chart and gain access to a specialty subclass straight away. Each available class is only at its starting point. Alternatively if you are a true badass, you can refuse to take any class or cheat power, and make you accomplishments that much more impressive.

>>4011313
>or you can refuse to roll on the Isekai cheat chart and gain access to a specialty subclass straight away
Correction. I don't do specialty subclass. But you can roll on the wheel to get a completely random class.

>>4011279
Just take my action from the previous thread if that's ok.

And can we please not do the everyone attempts to talk to the guy at once thing?

>>4011313
I've always thought the cheat list really lacks symbolic numbering. It would be cool if Death Count was at 4, Edgelord 6, Autism Jesus 5, Kek 11, V/V 7, and so forth

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>>4011362
Yes, that's OK. I didn't roll for the actions in the last thread because I don't know who's going to join.

Post your ideas if you have other symbols in mind.

>>4011313
Take my action from last time as well, it seems like it might just get nasty, and I don't want to be flooded with guards from the city if worst comes to worst.

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>>4011270
Miyashita Emiya was there the entire time, but no one noticed.

>>4011448
I think we all assumed she was as mysteriously absent as Shi himself was. I guess we get two useless femoids to cart around. Three if we're acknowledging the existence of Abigail, but why would we?

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>>4011448
I forgot that she had gained the thief class.

>>4011448
>>4011463
I presume she disappeared and was Shi's first and favored wife.

>>4011465
Or more likely, his eighth ranked concubine.

>>4011463
Wux if we already have a class and a cheat can we just reroll the cheat?

>>4011502
You can reroll.
1d20

>>4011502

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>4011520
How the hell did I fuck that up

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>>4011268
Pour one out in remembrance of our homie Chad Thundercock, who was too alpha to isekai.
Rest in peace, king.

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>>4011270
Does this look good?
I wanna be a Sorcerer.

>>4011541
Welcome. Yes, that's good.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>4011545
Cool, I'm rolling my cheat.

I'm reading thorough the last tread should i read spoilers?

>>4011694
It's personal preference really. They give the dice interpretations which gives you a bit of an overview of what happened before you read the text.

Personally, I would just read the two Multiplayer Isekai Quest threads, Kek's Familia, and Grimdark, as the rest aren't really relevant to our current situation.

>>4011853
im mildly scared

>>4011987
You should be, he's a man who's lived a life of perpetual drifting.

Rolled 75, 98, 100, 57, 51, 35, 98, 46, 23, 33, 93, 46, 51, 85, 44, 74, 46, 84, 84, 20 = 1243 (20d100)

>>4011279
If the warriors are still on the train and I cant get off without their authority then I'd start fiddling with making a stink bomb with the remains of the previous spoils.

>>4011541
I read a bit, are we all members of kek? Also I change agility too above average, I can still lick my elbow and, shake my hands behind my back.

>>4011552
> Edgelord: You can teleport behind your foes, summon ninja weapons OR dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.

>>4011522
> Kek's Blessing: You have the power to manipulate the forces of chaos. It is a known fact that Kek is the dice. 3 times per thread, you can overwrite the rolls of another player with your own rolls. You are also immune to the effects of E-Rank Chaos.

Due to getting dubs, the power of Kek's Blessing is doubled and you can use it 6 times in the current thread.

>>4011853
Welcome.

>>4012770
Only Jackson is a member of Kek's Familia.

>>4012949
Do i just choose any roll from the last time i rolled?

>>4013072
No, you roll 20d100 in a new post, and it overwrites the target's rolls.

>>4013073
Okay, also am i still in the shadow realm from the previous thread?

>>4009266
Q: Can Chase kill the harlot?
Weapon: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 15
A: Critical Yes
Q: Does the old man accept Chase's answer?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 1 (3rd roll)
A: Ultimate Critical Yes
Q: Do they hate lawfags?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 3
A: Critical Yes
Q: Is the old man a magic user?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 50
A: Yes
Q: "Can I tell if this guy is a magic user?"
Intuition: Above Average
Difficulty: Incredible
Roll: 4 (2nd roll)
A: Critical Yes
Critical: gains information about subclass
>>4009991
Q: Do the slaves go outside?
Odds: Very Likely (order from the monster)
Roll: 64 (3rd roll)
A: Yes
>>4012397
Q: Can Mark make a stink bomb?
Cooking: Average
Difficulty: Low
Roll: 75
A: Yes

>>4011362
>>4011390
>>4012397
Two new Isekai victims, Carlos and Max, appear behind Chase, confused, not knowing where they are or what is going on.

A nasty, organic, rotting smell is coming from the messhall / kitchen, where Mark is preparing a stink bomb with the left-overs of his gnoll and human flesh soup. He's stirring a torrent of fetid dark liquid into a concoction in the pot. The smell is so strong that he can barely stand.

The old man's eyes are darting right and left, trying to determine his interlocutor's intentions.

Chase, who was under the effect of the buff "Odin's Beard", was sporting a fake beard, which is now slowly shrinking because the effect is over. He says, "We're just going to be passing through after we get some supplies for the journey and get our bearings. Despite this vehicle and the eccentricity of its operator, we're travellers first and foremost."

The geezer answers, "The dwarven contraption is certainly suspicious, but you don't seem like a lawful bunch. I mean, you don't even have a stable appearance. And this smell... The food you guys eat is even worse than ours." He chuckles. "Welcome to Nizbevi."

The former party member named Terry, who had tried to sneak out of the train, had been caught by the soldiers and executed. Among his remains, a a pile of small cubes of flesh and bones, lies the artifact "Redfield", a sphere which contains magic powerful enough to destroy the Eldritch Express. The geezer grabs it from the floor and examines it closely.

Intuition: With his fine-tuned intuition, Chase can tell that the geezer is a magic user, probably specialized in death magic.

Jackson releases all of the slaves from the train. The geezer licks his upper lip and yells, "Catch them all!"

>Chase loses the buff "Odin's Beard"

>>4013075
Roll

>>4013079
Uhhh where am I?

Rolled 32, 99, 91, 12, 12, 80, 82, 23, 10, 18, 87, 49, 49, 90, 13, 65, 59, 92, 63, 9 = 1035 (20d100)

>>4013083
Fuck forgot to roll

Rolled 48, 19, 14, 37, 84, 69, 24, 49, 25, 1, 36, 70, 32, 71, 15, 23, 27, 87, 58, 79 = 868 (20d100)

>>4013078
When he's his guards run off to re-enslave the passengers, I'll take one long stride behind him and split him in twain with a horizontal Ieido strike (draw and strike are the same motion) from Hitoshi and a dagger to the jugular if he's more durable than he looks.

>>4013091
You know, this is the result of a society with no order or values whatsoever. Just a bunch of rampant chaosfags backstabbing eachother over garbage until everything burns to the ground.

Rolled 42, 4, 30, 8, 71, 10, 43, 58, 43, 60, 8, 39, 98, 8, 4, 9, 95, 51, 65, 94 = 840 (20d100)

>>4013078
“Stand down!” I throw the stink bomb at the town militia. “Or ass and titties would rain upon you”
Chaos blessing buff??
I use my bluff skill in this

“Chase why are we saving them? Seems like a bad idea shitting in the hornets nest”

>>4013122
"Principles are a luxury we can afford right now, and we should make the most of it while we still can. Besides, the guy was rude, even by ancap mage standards. I mean come on, did he really expect to get away with taking what is ostensibly my property without retaliation?"

Rolled 55, 63, 6, 1, 14, 89, 82, 67, 18, 12, 46, 64, 97, 46, 71, 66, 74, 94, 51, 18 = 1034 (20d100)

>>4013078
I dust off my trench coat and,slap on my shades."Showtime" I imagine flight patters towards the old mans hand, holding the sphere, and unleash my Deagles.

>>4013198
I'd recommend firing on the guys outside if you're going to shoot anyone, as the man is probably going to be very dead when the update rolls around. Also, it's a bit of an unexpected attack on my part, so I don't see how you would get the idea to shoot him before I move.

Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)

>>4012949
I’ll roll for my cheats

>>4013207
I want the sphere, I assume the pile of flesh and,bone was the last owner.

>>4013219
Lovely.

>>4013217
That's one demonic tamagatchi and the ability to exchange any item with any other item of equivalent value.

>>4013297
How much do you think that orb is worth

>>4013198
I'll just teleport behind a soldier go look around town.
>>4013293 Elaborate

>>4013300
Couldn't tell you. Terry just made it 2 minutes ago in universe.

>>4013328
I think it's lovely that you're trying to live up to the legacy of the last guy to have that cheat.

>>4013337
It's like we're both edge lords.

>>4013337
He’s one of the regulars so I guess I’ll ask him about it when he joins

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>>4013217
>>4011853
Here are your cheats:

>Cosmic Vending Machine: You and only you can access a cosmic vending machine that can take any object or currency and exchange it for a random item exactly identical in value. The item is summoned from across the multiverse and impossible to predict.
>My little Demon: A lesser demon follow you and your commands. The creature is chaotic and evil, but will follow you every command. You can evolve it by feeding it a live creature. It will grow and evolve based on the creatures you feed it. If it dies, it can be revived through the sacrifice of a live creature. It starts off as a small imp.

>>4013364
Do you want to try feeding your digimon with one of these Goreguards?

>>4013450
It would be a waste not to

Rolled 50, 21, 60, 31, 87, 37, 2, 82, 59, 30, 84, 51, 26, 90, 31, 30, 78, 5, 43, 77 = 974 (20d100)

>>4013078
I Cover Myself in Bone and chitin armor, startup the Eldritch Express, and start moving away. No support for them.

Over The PA
"It Seems that We have some new Passengers! Now, remember, don't Harass your fellow travelers!"

Said in that cheery, calm voice that pilots use when saying "Look to your..."

Afterward, I attempt to use Strange Aeons to make as bone-chilling a laugh from as many anomalously created mouths as possible, closing them afterward.

The Doors are still locked, so they're fucked, locked in a room with a gunman and Chase!


>>4013367
What would happen If you fed it a Shoggoth? Because I can get one.

>>4013085
Q: Is Owen in the Deeper Shadow?
Odds: Very Unlikely (he's just hiding)
Roll: 91
A: Critical No
>>4013198
Q: Can Carlos attack faster than Chase?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 55
A: No
>>4013091
Q: Is the old man under protection spells?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 14 (3rd roll)
A: Critical Yes
Critical: A shield that reflects attacks
Q: Does he have high defenses?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 37
A: Yes
Q: Can Chase split hit in twain?
Swords: Exceptional + 1 RS (Blessing of Chaos) = Incredible
Difficulty: Above Average + 3 RS (specific killshot) = Incredible
Roll: 48 (1st roll)
A: Yes
Q: Can Chase survive the wounds?
Toughness: High
Difficulty: Strength + 2 RS = Incredible
Roll: 19 (2nd roll)
A: Yes
>>4013198
Q: Can Carlos buff his gunfire?
Willpower: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 63
A: No
Q: Can Carlos hit the target?
Shooting: Dexterity - 2 RS (semi-specialized) = Minuscule
Difficulty: Below Average
Roll: 6
A: Yes
Q: Does the old man understand that they are going after the artifact?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 1
A: Critical Yes
Q: Does he flee?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 14
A: Yes
>>4013091
Q: Can the guards hit Chase?
Claws: Above Average x3
Difficulty: Exceptional - 2 RS (core wounds) = Above Average
Rolls: 84, 69, 24
A: No, No, Yes
Q: Where is Chase hurt?
Rolls: 49, 25
A: Harm of Friendship
The part that smiles = the face
>>4013122
Q: Can Mark's threat scare the soldiers?
Bluff: Above Average
Difficulty: Exceptional (why would they care about a stink bomb?)
Roll: 42
A: No

>>4013367
What’s the size limit on the machine, what kind of demon do I have, and does it have a name or backstory

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I forgot to mention: in the previous round, Chase has killed the red-haired slave Alina.

>>4013083
@Owen: You are hidden in the shadows bordering the material plane, our current plane of existence. Everything looks colorless and darker and you can't hear what people say, but you still seem to be in the Eldritch Express.

>>4013091
>>4013198
>>4013122
Chase draws the katana Hitoshi, a noble weapon that is named after the god-king Shi. He tries to strike the old man, but he's protected with an invisible barrier that blocks his attack. Chase feels as if his internal organs were on fire. A horizontal line appears on his stomach and blood sprays everywhere in front of him, in large quantities. He almost loses consciousness.

"Showtime!"

Behind him, Carlos is unleashing a hellfire with the deagles. Hellish psychic energy is seeping into his body and he tries to control the bullets' trajectory with his willpower. Let's admire how quickly he's adapting to the situation. Like the bright sunlight of the desert that is reflected for a second in his sunglasses, all damage is reflected to Carlos' hand and he drops his weapon from the pain.

"Uh-ho!" the old man says, "They want me dead. Looks like I've grabbed something of value."

He gestures for his personal guards to attack Chase and then he teleports away. One has flayed skin, and his bloody eyeballs have been pulled from their eye sockets and hanging from his face. Another one is covered with piercings and tattoos, with a tongue that looks like a snake's, and his nose has been cut off. The last one is entirely burned, and his ribcage is open with a spiked ball inside.

They hack at Chase's face with their claws. Despite his wounds, Chase elegantly blocks most attacks, but the burned freak manages to heavily mutilate it.

Mark is at the window of the train and throws a stink bomb at the group of regular soldiers who are capturing the slaves.

"Stand down! Or ass and titties would rain upon you."

No one cares because it smells like regular food to them.

>Chase takes 2 RS damage to his middle section and 1 RS damage to his face
>Carlos takes 1 RS damage to the right hand
>The loot from Terry's corpse is all the items listed in the picture attached. He also had gauntlets and 2 clubs.

>>4013509
Can you tell me the physical weaknesses of the guards and the limitations of the teleport?

>>4013504
>What would happen If you fed it a Shoggoth?
I do not know, but you can ask Max to give it a try.

>>4013506
>What’s the size limit on the machine
Anything that you are able to carry without assistance or is small enough to fit in a shipping container of standard size, can be shunted into the cosmic vending machine.

Source: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3908721/#p3909449

>What kind of demon do I have
The demon is a small imp.

>Does it have a name or backstory
Roll 20d100 to learn its backstory.

Rolled 10, 50, 83, 25, 58, 32, 23, 35, 40, 16, 11, 4, 22, 40, 63, 42, 57, 64, 90, 2 = 767 (20d100)

>>4013509
I pour a vial of nightshade onto two of my dagger and then come out of hiding behind two of the guards attacking chase, and stab both of them in the back

>>4013509
I’ll take the wands, the shape shifting potion, the acid potion and the buckler

Rolled 42, 25, 33, 64, 7, 29, 23, 96, 82, 32, 26, 95, 47, 53, 25, 77, 82, 79, 1, 48 = 966 (20d100)

>>4013509
"Of all things I shoot at I hit a wizard with a plan."As shock slowly turns to pain, I block off nerves in my right hand. I drop my Deagels and pull my Uzi. Spraying into a personal guard of the wizard.

Rolled 79, 46, 26, 74, 28, 28, 47, 55, 28, 94, 5, 60, 77, 46, 87, 60, 22, 92, 53, 82 = 1089 (20d100)

>>4013541
There’s more than one kind of imp

>>4013509
I Cover Myself in Bone and chitin armor, startup the Eldritch Express, and start moving away. No support for them.

Over The PA
"It Seems that We have some new Passengers! Now, remember, don't Harass your fellow travelers!"

Said in that cheery, calm voice that pilots use when saying "Look to your..."

Afterward, I attempt to use Strange Aeons to make as bone-chilling a laugh from as many anomalously created mouths as possible, closing them afterward.

The Doors are still locked, so they're fucked, locked in a room with a gunman and Chase.

Rolled 51, 53, 17, 78, 15, 91, 59, 50, 42, 28, 44, 88, 100, 76, 66, 78, 70, 44, 70, 87 = 1207 (20d100)

>>4013598

>>4013527
>1 hr 30 min ago

This is why I get accused of pushing the boundaries of my ability, because whenever I try to use it's most basic functionality I get ignored.

>>4013300
If you were to put it in the CVM I would assume that you'd get some sort of weapon that greatly erodes the internal structure of its target/victim. It's also possible that you could get something which controls or manipulates density.

As for returning, after getting screwed over two threads in a row, I'm on the fence between making a grand and showy return or just waiting for a QM that has no connection to any of the previous mythic threads. If Sigurd joins the thread or Carlos revives me like I did for Jackson, 'll think it over, if not, use my stuff wisely and continue my awe-inspiring legacy.

>>4013718
And you called me a whiner. Seriously though, the guy is in a different timezone, you shouldn't expect anything from him for another 10 hours or so. Also how does one find weakness in the concept of teleportation of all things?

>>4013770
It could be something that builds even. It just has to be of equivalent value.

>>4013786
It could, but when I read the description back when Dave first had it, I assumed it would handle objects of power in one of two ways. Either it would liquidated the item and simply give you whatever currency the setting runs on, or it would give you an item with similar properties and capabilities.

>>4013770
Range, number of uses, cooldown, horrific health consequences. Say it works off a radius around the caster, then we can have possible locations where we could find them. Or, if it works off of a mark and recall system, letting us know that he has a fallback point somewhere that he can return to at any time. These are all factor that I should be able to intuit by seeing him, and it should go without saying that they're valuable to know. We would be looking pretty foolish if we thought he had escaped but it turned out he can only teleport within a 5 meter radius and never left the train.

>>4013841
Technically, only a few of those factors are weaknesses. I know that this will mean nothing to you, but you should;t be able to ascertain what specific variation of teleportation the old man is using. The range and number of uses should only come into play if they are notably or exceptionally limited. Cooldown and any health consequences however, should be fair game no questions asked.

>>4013770
I think I got a good chance at reviving you. I'm a wizard with forbidden sorcery and, your remains are still fresh.

>>4013796

You're thinking of Moneychanger with the first right there.

With the second, let's use the one time he used it as an example.

He gave up a pair of survival rations to get a pair of modern handcuffs (Key included I believe) and a bagel.

I can see how the latter might lead you to believe as such, because the former was forgotten QUITE quickly.

>>4013770
No hard feelings about me looting your corpse right

>>4013900
I would appreciate that, and I'm sure you can do it. I accomplished the same feat in the last thread. If you can't get my body back to normal, just take my soul for safe keeping. I have a few ideas of where I could be implanted.

>>4013942
I stand corrected on my first point. As for the second, we'll need to see the CVM in action a few more times in order to make a proper assessment.

>>4013969
I'm not going to sugarcoat it, when I see you I'm gonna shoot you. It can't be helped, nobody loots a Don, even a dead one.

>>4014019
At least you’re honest

>>4013854
You can argue what is and isn't a weakness forever, because it will always be both subjective and situational.

That actually feeds into my theory on how Death Perception actually works, because if what information it gives me could subjectively be all information, I would be having omniscience seizures as I process all information that ever has will or could exist. That leads me to believe that while there's clearly no consistent standard for what it does or doesn't tell me, it must work off something entirely subjective to me at the time. Basically, it has to work off of what I subconsciously rationalize as a weakness at any given moment, which explains why the very first description of had me gaining a new subconscious predatory instinct and why it was spitting out comprehensive tactical analysis of zombies and death knights and such.

>>4014019
You aren't a Don though. You're not even the leader of this group of train vagrants.

>>4014077
I'm just messing with you, if anything you're almost as defenseless as I was when I first started. Since I changed classes to a sorcerer most of that stuff wouldn't be of mud use to me.

>>4014091
This is precisely why I said that my reasoning wouldn't matter to you in the least. Most people treat Shi as some sort of sentient running joke but honestly, you don't get enough credit. Even before I typed out my explanation, I knew you would pull something like this.

>You aren't a Don though. You're not even the leader of this group of train vagrants.

Funnily enough, this version of me never even had the idea to become a Don, that was the other Terry. The Terry I was most recently playing as planned on becoming King of the Ice or The Legendary Assassin if the thread lasted long enough for me to kill the Guildmaster.

>>4014113
*Much

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Rolled 12, 6 = 18 (2d20)

Just got here
Im going 2 cheats no class

>>4014146
Welcome to an eternity of Terry's tears fellow Shinigami.

>>4014113
Hey Boss, if I revive you. Can you make me into a made man?

>>4014154
Thanks bruva

>>4014154
I guess between the concept of "The Tragedy of Terrance" and the theory of "Terry's Tears" you've become somewhat of a Terryologist haven't you wise guy?

>>4014160
Of course. Having someone like you in the family would be much better than convincing some random NPC to join up with me.

>>4014189
And you've become quite the Kanoy behavior analyst yourself, haven't you megamind .

>>4014218
Fair enough. We've had some good laughs over these last few threads.

Welp its really late for me and i gotta sleep but i will return next session

>>4014268
See you tomorrow.

>>4014189
That's awesome, I'll try my best to revive you Boss.

Geezer's theme: https://youtu.be/bpgQSbwnWD0

Rolled 22, 26, 96, 77, 59, 42, 53, 46, 89, 23, 21, 50, 21, 29, 82, 40, 41, 8, 5, 27 = 857 (20d100)

>>4013509
I'll just focus on leveraging my reach advantage to keep them from advancing and doing damage while keeping them in position for Cars to spray them down. If they turn out to be zombies or some other creature that requires brain stem severing and such I'll finish them off if they all get downed by the bullets.

>>4014593
You shouldn't have attacked him in a direct manner. The QM tends to give these sorts of foes reactive wards no matter what school of magic they actually studied under.

>>4014846
I've got something for wards. You're not going back like it though.

>>4014891
Why did "to" autocorrect to back? I must be slipping in my old age.

>>4014891
I can think of a few simple answers to this problem, but honestly, I believe I'll enjoy reading whatever nonsense you decide to invoke for this occasion.

>>4014898
Remember to take your arthritis meds before engaging in any improbable ass kicking activities.

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The update is coming.

>>4014146
You can't join. As a Hylic, you have no consciousness that Kek can transfer to the Isekai world. When you die, you simply cease to exist.

>>4011270
>>4011853
Linking Max's character sheet.

>>4013543
Q: Can Owen attack two soldiers at the same time?
Dagger: Above Average
Difficulty: Low + 5 RS (two targets at the same time) = Exceptional
Roll: 10
A: Yes
Backstab: Owen inflicts double damage
>>4013555
Q: Can Carlos hit on of the guards?
>>4013561
Q: Does the imp have a name?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 26
A: Yes
Q: What's his background?
Rolls: 74, 28
A: Divide of Pleasures
Rolls: 28, 47
A: Separate of Attention
Grab the attention of mortals, tempt them into pleasure
>>4014817
Q: Can Chase use his reach effectively?
Swords: Exceptional - 1 RS (whiny penalty) = High
Difficulty: Low
Roll: 22
A: Yes
>>4013555
Q: Which freak does Carlos hit?
1 = flayed freak; 2 = piercing freak; 3 = burned freak; 4 = first two; 5 = all three
Roll: 42 mod 5 + 1 = 4
Q: Can the burned freak survive his wounds?
Toughness: High
Difficulty: High (uzi damage rank)
Roll: 33
A: Yes

>>4013561
>>4013506
You are correct. The known bloodlines of imps are fire, iron, frost, shadow, rust, gold and dire imps, and let's not forget imp consulars. However, your imp is a standard issue, red-skinned imp, with no specific bloodline.

It's named Algaron. It was born in Hell and spent countless eons trapped in a cage and being tortured by stronger devils. it was then sent to the Material Plane with the job of a corruptor who tempts mortals into the pleasures of the flesh.

>>4013504

>He then walks nonchalantly to the front of the train
It's unclear where everyone was located and I see that everyone had different ideas. >>4009314

Let's say that the geezer were outside, and Chase was talking to him from the entrance but staying inside of the train. The reason being that it would be stupid for him to enter a walking trap.

The engine shudders into life, and the behemoth trains starts to glide smoothly on the desert sand, leaving half of the party members behind. Anomalous mouths appear organically on Jackson's body and create a bone-chilling, inhuman laughter, before the laughter gives way to squealing, spitting and cursing in a language nobody on Earth understands. All of the passengers are startled.

>Roll for sanity

>>4013543
Owen comes out of the shadows and unexpectedly appears between the flayed and the pierced freaks. Owen, previously known as "The Cutthroat", happens to be very good at backstabbing too.

"Hmm... What is this lovely sensation?" the flayed freak says, ecstatically.

Owen can recognize that the freaks are under the effect of "Sweet Pain", a repugnant cheat that is the result of Shi's malignant effect on the world. When the god-king was still a mortal and a member of this party, he was a sadistic pervert who used to charm women with magic and rape them. His son and ruler of Akotoshia, Haruki, has inherited the rapist gene and is known for his taste in female slaves with disabilities.

>Flayed and Pierced Freaks suffer a - 2 RS back wound

>>4013718
>For making a whiny post, Chase suffers a general - 1 RS morale penalty to all rolls

>>4013527
Death Perception (Geezer / Health Report): Interesting. Chase is not the only one to suffer from arthritis. The geezer does too.

Death Perception (Freaks / Physical Report): They are vulnerable to silver and good.

Death Perception (Flayed Freak / Physical Report): His lowest physical is Beauty, obviously. His second lowest stat is Perception.

Death Perception (Pierced Freak / Physical Report): His lowest stats are Dexterity, Reflex, Fitness and Perception.

Death Perception (Burned Freak / Physical Report): His lowest stat is Fitness.

Death Perception (Teleportation): The teleportation spell has a limited range of 100 meters. The weight of what he can teleport is limited to 60 lbs. Interplanar travel is not possible. Critical failure to cast the spell is often lethal. With the possibility of death being evoked, the perception pulsates brightly.

>>4013555

Special bonus for being the first to roll a 555 in the GET, the number of the deity Autism Jesus. All actions are successful without a roll.

Chase demonstrates for the first time the importance of reach. A reach weapon is used to keep the enemies away, so someone armed with mere clawlets basically cannot do much against the sublime might of the katana.

Carlos opens his mouth and drools everywhere. He fires his uzis at the helpless freaks and takes down the burned freak. The freak stands back up and growls, with an open wound on his stomach and his spleen and liver completely popped out of his body.

>Burned Freak suffers a -2 RS stomach wound

>>4015023
well thats dissapointing
well thats what i deserve for being a filthy newfag for the most part

>>4015189
Does Algaron have a specialty or does he deal in every kind of pleasure

>>4015284

I will use your previous rolls to answer the question.
Q: Does Algaron have a specialty?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 55
A: No


Algaron deals in every kind of pleasure.

>>4015299
Cool

>>4015191
Like a bullet to a forehead, my brain explodes with mass amounts of info. Panicking I grab vague concepts I'm familiar with. As my ancestors channel though me I materialize a sweet sombrero, and a bladed musket. I blast at the hand closets to me, of burnt goon. I go to reload, thinking about a bunch of shit I need for it. Red Forman screams out in my brain. "Dumbass" He's right I pump my musket and, aim for my next target.

>>4015189
Does the poison effect them?

Rolled 58, 16, 18, 73, 45, 81, 59, 82, 90, 37, 89, 51, 88, 68, 25, 21, 94, 73, 91, 61 = 1220 (20d100)

>>4015191
Turn the Train Around, prepare to run over the Freaks.

Toot the Horn and get everyone on my team out of the way, while cursing the warping of perception that let them and our enemies be both inside and outside the train at once.

If the Freaks love pain, they'll be ecstatic about being run over.

Rolled 75, 21, 67, 12, 4, 53, 77, 95, 98, 100, 79, 30, 33, 100, 15, 22, 69, 22, 85, 20 = 1077 (20d100)

>>4015191
I'll try to keep the freaks corralled into the path of the express by knocking them back into it's path and making sure they can't get out of the way without getting cut up.

Here's the player list. Players listed as inactive are sitting in one of the passenger siderooms.

ACTIVE
Abigail: priestess of Aphrodite
Carlos: sorcerer, Edgelord
Chase Kanoy: warrior, Death Count
Jackson: beastmaster, Strange Aeons, Eldritch Express
Larry (cat): leopard cat
Mark: con artist, Burn, Baby, Burn!
Max: Cosmic Vending Machine, My Little Imp
Miyashita Emiya: priestess-thief
Owen: assassin, Kek's Blessing
Terry #2: sorcerer, Fight Night

INACTIVE
Alex Smith: sorcerer, Dire Imp
AnonKnight #1: priest of Aphrodite
AnonKnight #2: rogue, Shadow Imp
Bob: prostitute
Boston Wright: /
Danny: priest of Ra, A E S T H E T I C
Dante #1: elementalist
Dante #2: Electric Conduit, Vice/Virtue
David Hooper: [Dr. Stone], Cosmic Vending Machine
Jake Black: warrior, [Receive You]
Larry (human): priest of Kek
Lie Alius: wizard
Miracle Dieudonne: priest of St. Michael, Seven Sins
Orion: sorcerer, The Kerak
Pig Benis: linebacker
Piv: fighter
PotatoTomato: sorcerer
Shi Taberu Hito: wizard, Harem Protag, Edgelord
Shinji: priest of Odin, Moneychanger
Sigric: medicine man of Odin
Sky: /
Sr Knight: knight of chaos
Terry #1: thief
The New Guy: Anonymous, True Sight
Wade: sorcerer
William: angelologist

>>4016587
I like the implication that there have been 26 people just kind of milling around us completely silently this entire time.

>>4013561
Q: Can Max succeed on the Kek roll?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's Odds)
Roll: 28
A: Yes
>>4013555
Q: Can Carlos succeed on the Kek roll?
Roll: 64
A: No
Q: Can the flayed, pierce, burned succeed on their roll?
Rolls: 7, 29, 23
A: Yes
Q: Can Carlos materialize a sombrero?
Willpower: Below Average
Difficulty: Above Average
Roll: 96
A: Critical No
Critical: not rolling for the other spell
>>4013543
Q: Can Owen succeed on the Kek roll?
Roll: 50
A: Yes
>>4015683
Q: Does Jackson drives over Terry's remains?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 18 (3rd roll)
A: Yes
>>4016370
Q: Can Chasse Succeed on the Kek roll?
Roll: 75
A: No
Q: Can Chase keep the freaks corraled?
Swords: Exceptional
Difficulty: Average (too easy with such reach)
Roll: 21
A: Yes


@Max, Carlos: please roll 20d100 with your next action posts

>>4015437
>Does the poison effect them?
They died too soon to know.

>>4015333
>>4015683
>>4016370
Sitting in lotus position inside the meditation room of his Egyptian temple, the god Kek watches calmly the Eldritch Express on a giant screen. The monster train is making a giant turn over 1 km and is running in the freaks direction at full speed. Kek rolls a pair of ten-sided dice.

"I LOVE MAKING PEOPLE ROLL JUST FOR SITTING IN A DUNE. HAHA. THIS TIME, I'M GOING TO ROLL TO SEE IF THEY CAN GET OUT OF THE TRAIN'S WAY. HAHA."

The dice show 28 for Max, 64 for Carlos, 50 for Owen, 75 for Chase.

"ONLY HALF OF THEM MAKES IT. HAHA. HYPER AKUSERU TRAIN, GOGO!!!"

The train accelerates and reaches an impossible speed. The priestess Emiya bangs on Jackson's door. "Stop it, you're going to kill everyone!"

Chase is using his reach advantage to keep the freaks corraled. Carlos is summoning the power off his ancestors, but fails. It doesn't matter. All of them get squished over. The train leaves behind a trail of blood and mutilated bodies. Owen escapes the impending doom by hiding in the shadows, and Max rolls away, holding his precious loot in his arms.

>Chase, Carlos are dead
>The 3 freaks and all of the soldiers are dead
>Terry's potions of agility and chaos are destroyed

BAND-MAID / The Non-Fictious Day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItYN-ri1NPs

>>4016873
Terry team up confirmed?

>>4016873
It's not that they are silent, they just didn't say anything noteworthy enough to be included in Shi's fluff posts.

Rolled 49, 2, 25, 7, 47, 21, 25, 80, 46, 13, 23, 6, 74, 63, 62, 99, 97, 67, 90, 3 = 899 (20d100)

>>4016883
I use my cheat to manipulate Chase's roll to get out of the way of the train

>>4016888
It's just a bit weird to think that everyone who ever had an interest in joining the quest is just kind of chilling. How's the rec room this time of year anyway? I didn't get to see it last time I bit it.

>>4016915
It's too late, you can only use the cheat before the result is posted.

>>4016929
Well fuck me then

Rolled 16, 51, 74, 75, 50, 26, 71, 24, 87, 40, 15, 16, 26, 27, 77, 13, 4, 57, 99, 54 = 902 (20d100)

>>4016929
I give a middle finger to Kek then because fuck him lol *dabs*

>>4016883
That was funny as hell. I thought I had kek's blessing so I didn't roll.

>>4016915
>>4016929
I guess Chase also made the shit list and he even killed of Carlos to make sure that nobody gets revived. In order to confirm this, I will state that Sigric is still an option. Let's see what happens

>>4016961
It's a bit weird that I could both be pushing them into the path of the train while being in front of it. Pretty contrived to be honest.

>>4017004
Contrived doesn't do the situation justice.But as I said, Sigric is still on the train and as a priest who specializes in healing, buffs, and revival he should be able to help you, Carlos, and myself. If Sigric is done away with, my suspicions will be confirmed. I imagine the QM will either simply write out all of the inactive characters out of the story, or he'll mess with the train and kill everyone on it. At this point he can either double down on his shameful behavior in front of everyone and expose himself or play fair.

>>4017017
Careful Terry. You wouldn't want to get a morale penalty now would you.

>>4016949
>>4017004
These lops have the same ID, that hilarious.

Rolled 78, 88, 51, 93, 56, 74, 53, 45, 91, 33, 89, 85, 39, 53, 76, 68, 95, 80, 53, 76 = 1376 (20d100)

>>4016883
"Emiya! Thought you had disappeared into the aether with Shi! Well, They have a chance of getting brought back now if Sigric stops milling about."


I get out, Drag everyone's remains into the 2nd car, put the freaks into storage.

"Emiya, do me a favor and Revive them, or I will need to make several deals that I don't want to make."

>>4017056
There are things that should simply be brought out into the open. The QM clearly isn't an impartial sort and when things like this happens, he either sweeps it under the rug or makes a half hearted non apology to shrug of any serious blame. This event couldn't have been better orchestrated and I doubt any of the other players will deny this objective truth.

By doing this, I'm making things clear for everybody. If he keeps us from getting revived for any reason other than bad dice rolls when Sig attempts to bring us back, there's clearly ill intent behind his motives.Of course he has many other underhanded ways of keeping us out that I could list, but I've got some business to take care of. I'll check back in in a bit.

You don't have to plan anything for me. I'll stick around for a bit too watch this shit fly.

>>4017096
You better be careful or the next bad roll you have is going to be for train dodging.

>>4017118
Why are you and Owen on the same ID?

>>4017112
I wouldn't want to see you to get get bounced out of the thread so quickly. It's up to you of course, but it would be cool to have you along for the ride if Chase and I ever get a chance to come back

>>4017123
We know eachother in real life and are in the same room right now.

>>4017128
Are you sucking each other off? There is clearly biased bullshit here.

>>4017057
Carlos, we're brothers, say what you want but we've established this with everyone else

>>4017136
They're brothers and even if they weren't the two have at least two threads of history together. Owen would try to pull Chase out of death's grip before anyone else.

>>4017149
>>4017152
I'm just talking shit, I'm out.

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>>4017096
I sing "Terry's Tears" by the pure maiden Megurine Luka.

https://vocaroo.com/kXmcOWOybLc

Previous song: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3988301/#p3998249

>>4017160
Alright, I guess I'll see you around in some other thread.

>>4017165
Very funny, what took you so long to join the thread bro? Chase really needed those buffs.

>>4017169
Chase, before you say anything, I want you to know that this is one of those lay back and laugh moments.

>>4017169
I don't think +2 to hair fiber density would have made me pull through.

>>4017187
You missed the joke.

>>4017192
And I'm still missing it as I have no fucking idea what you're going on about.

>>4017212
Well for starters, "Sigric" is the QM. I was going to see if he would take the bait and trip over himself in a similar manner to how you did in the last thread. That's the simple version at least. The joke has a few other meanings as well.

There’s no drama like unexpected drama

>>4017354
Me or Terry going off on the qm is hardly unexpected.

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>>4017084
Q: Can Emiya revive Terry, Carlos, Chase? (in order of death)
Wisdom: High
Difficulty: High - 1 RS (preparing)
Rolls: 78, 88, 51
A: No, No, Yes
Q: Can Abigail revive Terry, Carlos
Wisdom: Below Average
Rolls: 93, 56
A: No
Q: Can Sigric revive them?
Wisdom: Exceptional
DIfficulty: High - 1 RS (preparing) - 2 RS (medicine man)
Rolls: 74, 53
A: Yes

>>4017084
>>4017165
The medicine man Sigric is singing the eulogy of the fallen, while Emiya attempts to revive them. The remains of Chase feel faintly buffed from the song. Emiya raises Chase from the dead, but fails for the other two. "Gomenasai, gomenasai!"

"3D girls should not use holy magic," Sigric answers nonchalantly. "Let me show you".

"O Agni, you at your birth are Odin,
When you are kindled, you are Baldur,
Bring back those mortals to life,
With your eternal divine flame."

Carlos' mutilated body rises up. The cubes of Terry float in the air and form a new human shape. First, the bones. Second, the flesh and the nervous system. Everyone has been revived!

And that's precisely what I meant when I said you had other underhanded methods. I knew you'd either mess with the process or kill me off as soon as you got the chance. Lo and behold, you combined my predictions into one. It hardly matters, I'm always a few step ahead, even before I hit the stairs.
>>4017412
"Good to be back among the living. If any one needs me, I'll be in an empty passenger room."

>I turn to Max and notice he has some of my belongings

"Hey, could you do me a favor and collect all of that armor for me? Bring it to the room and we'll call it even."

>I then proceed to walk to said room

>>4017412
"And people wonder why I'm so blase about this shit."

"Anyway, we need to get into that City and find out what the fuck is going on and where we need to go."

>>4017370
When’s the last time you saw someone turn into a detective at the drop of a hat

>>4017489
Terry always does that. He ascribes complex motivations to interactions on the internet so he can see himself as intelligent.

>>4017551
Good to know

>>4017551
You'd appreciate my genius if you could comprehend it

.>>4017594
I didn't want to have to put this out in the open, but Chase wet the bed until he was 15.

>>4017620
Do you really want to bring our personal records into this Mr.Ellington? You wouldn't want the details of what happened on March 27th, 2015 to come to light... I would give things a bit more thought than you have been if I were you.

>>4017620
>>4017634
You guys should have your own sitcom

>>4017660
I'd watch it.

>>4017412
We've got 4 corpses, right? Anyone want to track down that old man? Then I can fuck up the town, should we so wish.

>>4017705
Can we just ram the train through the wall and then the entire city pls?

>>4017634
You know what? I'm sick of you holding that over my head. I'm a changed man now, and I won't let that event have any more power over my life. I'm going to beat you to it and tell everyone in this thread that I was, in fact, the man who organized the attack on the Mogadishu hotel. What's more? I am white, I am a fucking bum, I do live in a trailer with my mom! My boy Future is an Uncle Tom
I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob
who shoots himself in his leg with his own gun!

>>4017660
Only if I get a three season contract.

>>4017776
The wall would make the train take enough damage to stop functioning. I can summon several absolutely *nightmarish* creatures, and to summon the worst that I can summon I need a fifth body.

>>4017882
We have the corpse of that godawful waifubait that Shi made for Terry. She should either be out here with me or in the train depending on which side of the retcon she was on when we suddenly became retroactively always outside the train.

I wonder if Carlos is still lurking. Do you guys think he'll come back once he sees that we've all been revived?

>>4017882
We should probably keep the mass destruction to a minimum. Sure holding back is what go me killed (along with more unscrupulous factors) but don't forget that your little joyride back there killed two party members (it wasn't completely your fault but it was certainly a rash decision).

>>4017930
Not that I mind, but why exactly did you kill her? Seems like a waste of good rolls to me.

>>4017973
Mainly because I didn't want to have yet another interruption in the form of her blubbering over the death of her hero.

If you haven't noticed, I take a pretty flippant attitude towards the lives of myself and others because I myself have died 3 times with only positive consequences, and know that anyone I kill either has a soul and isn't really dead in any permanent capacity, or is a purely physical existence with no real value as an individual. This is compounded with resurrection being a ubiquitous procedure that can be performed by any competent caster.

I'm pretty sure this is the biggest difference between Chase the flesh and blood human and Chase the fictional demigod.

>>4018038
Last time I checked, this most recent death is the only one that actually benefitted you in any way. And that was only because the QM wanted you off of his case so he placated you with a normal resurrection and a buff.

>>4017973
Don't worry, I can control it. If I have enough bodies. 5 for the first day, one for every after, one to dispell it.

>>4018090
I swear, you and this train will be the death of us all. Hopefully my new goals will mitigate any risk this poses to me.

>>4018105
It already was. It technically stays under my control If I Feed it daily, and eating a town would count for like a year's food, so...

>>4018076
Death 1: Monsanto Massacre. Get sent to a fantasy land of adventure.

Death 2: Arena. Win fight but die in the process. Immediately revived post-victory.

Death 3: Third verse, same as the second. Win fight and die for about 44 seconds.

>>4018122
Technically yeah, it kind of was. If I didm't bring you back to life, I probably would've flown or teleported to the nearest settlement and Shi wouldn't have had the chance to insta-kill me. Back to the subject at hand, remember that grand actions such as these leave much room for error and since the QM is headhunting, you'd better believe that any chance for calamity will be abused by him.

>>4018129
I'll grant you the first one but I don't really count that as a death per-se. You didn't directly gain anything from your second death, Owen just completely swept the other team. Your last fight would be best described as a tie, also this most recent death only granted you some nebulous buff and we've already gone into the reasoning behind that.

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>>4011270
Chase's Sheet

Good Karma: 25 pts

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>>4011270
Jackson's Sheet

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>>4011270
Owen's Sheet

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>>4011270
Mark's Sheet

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>>4011270
Terry's Sheet

>>4019002
You forgot eldritch singing from the last thread.

>>4019073
Eldritch is such an overused adjective.

>>4019091
Agreed. Feel free to rename it to something like Discordant Sonata if you care to.

>>4019010
My willpower is high.

>>4019328
Is it high enough for you not to respond to this bait?

>>4019328
>>4019394
So I’m guessing this is an everyday thing for you guys

Nobody posting an action?

>>4021582
It's a pretty ackward starting point. Could you start with a description of the city exterior so we can figure out an approach?

Rolled 96, 96, 37, 5, 56, 96, 60, 22, 61, 55, 31, 73, 68, 53, 25, 5, 1, 79, 68, 33 = 1020 (20d100)

>>4021705

Known facts from Shi's thread:
"He can see a large circular wall in the distance."

Q: Does Chase's intuition give him more details?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 96
A: Critical No

This is a small town protected by circular walls with a medium height of 12 meters. The walls of the city are made of clay; they look worn down and are painted white. In the middle of the city, there is a large ziggurat that extends across your field of vision. No other building is taller than the walls. An old tombstone stands outside the city gate, with a statue of a human standing in front of it. The entrance is protected by a large guard tower, which is more than 4 meters high. The general feeling of this city is one of misery.

>>4021718
I go sneak and walk towards the wall

Rolled 85, 16, 54, 11, 56, 7, 64, 88, 100, 74, 94, 68, 95, 3, 3, 14, 89, 46, 93, 50 = 1110 (20d100)

>>4021724

>>4021718
I take the armor that the dead guards are wearing and bring them to the room that Terry went into

Rolled 100, 89, 23, 79, 37, 46, 30, 3, 9, 21, 91, 27, 27, 9, 28, 23, 5, 14, 15, 48 = 724 (20d100)

>>4021718
"Emiya, I don't know if you're up for it, but would you mind reviving the poor girl that made a fuss? It leaves a bad taste in my mouth."

I look for cleaning supplies and start getting the train back in order from the fight, inside and out. If there are no cleaning supplies, I try growing bristles on a rod of bone, pop it off, and get to work.

>>4021733
Q: Is there a good environment to sneak?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 54
A: No
Q: Can Owen sneak?
Stealth: Exceptional
Difficulty: High
Roll: 85
A: No
Q: Can Owen Hide in Shadows?
Hide in Shadows: Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 16
A: Yes
Q: Does the city have a catapult?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 11
A: Yes
Random event: double digits rolled under CL
Rolls: 56, 7
A: Usurp of Allies
(Keeping for next rounds)
Q: Do they attack the Eldritch Express with the catapult?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 64
A: No
Q: Is the gate closed?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 88
A: No
>>4022292
Q: Can Emiya revive the poor girl?
Wisdom: High
Difficulty: Average (see previous post about it)
Roll: 100
A: Critical No
Critical: perma death
Q: Are there cleaning supplies?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 23
A: Yes


>>4021724
There's nowhere to hide in the flat, desert surface between the train and the walls. Owen reuses his power to enter the colorless and dark world of shadows to approach the wall. He feels a bit cold but he can acclimate himself better to the place. Two visions of the city walls are juxtaposed; a type of perception that cannot really be described because it's alien to our human senses. The first vision is what he could see from the material plane of existence: rather normal clay walls. The second vision is a wall that's half broken. But he cannot see what is beyond the wall, because it's completely black. No sound can be heard, but a very faint wind.

>>4021924
Max finds 15 chain mails and 15 steel helmets. He makes several trips back and forth to bring it to the godfather's room.

>>4022292
Emiya nods.

"I will do my best, this poor girl did nothing wrong but express her weakness."

Her voice is soft and full of compassion. She almost has tears in her eyes as she speaks the magical prayer.

"Ebiribon, watashi wa anata no jihi o yobimasu;
Anata no omoiyari to ai no houyou;
Kono tsumi no nai kodomo o torimodosu tame ni;
Ikite iru sekai e."

Alina's corpse moves spasmodically for a few moments, but then nothing. She just lies dead on the floor. Emiya runs her hand over her eyes.

"It's over. The gods have claimed her soul and she can't come back. But... She's in a better place now... I think..."

Jackson finds a broom in the supply room and he cleans the train with Emiya's help who, as a priestess, has the power to summon water.
"All of this blood... That's not a good way to introduce ourselves to the natives... I like men of action, like my Shi... And I know such men are impulsive... Yet, I can't help but think there must be another way... Your train could become a symbol of hope in this harsh land..."

>>4021924
>>4024102
>I give a nod of approval once Max delivers the final haul

"Thank you, and well done. Soon, my master plan will come to fruition. I just need one last thing from you: delivery approximately 200 lbs of sand to this room. You can use some of the helmets to do it."

>>4024224
“If you want anymore of my help, you’ll need to put something on the table now that we’re even. Since you made that orb and these gauntlets you can make more items. Give me one and you’ve got yourself a deal”

>>4024102
Thot Status: Annihilated

>>4024292
"Fine but I'll need those gauntlets back, I had plans for those. Since I know you'll want something in exchange for them, I'll trade you my old daggers and put some fire enchantments on them or something. You'll get more use out of them than you could ever get from these gauntlets since without my magic, they're just extremely dense gloves."

>>4021718
I'll check out that tombstone.

>>4024386
“Deal”

I pick up four helmets and summon Algeron.

“Hey, I’m Max, I’m collecting sand with these helmets. If you help out, you can feed on all of the bodies lying around here”

I hand him one helmet go to collect the sand near the train.

Rolled 81, 6, 77, 52, 49, 63, 46, 81, 32, 27, 17, 55, 30, 57, 84, 91, 73, 12, 82, 60 = 1075 (20d100)

>>4024102
"Thankfully, Any rituals I know require the body's sacrifice, and not the soul. I also hope the Train becomes a symbol of hope,"

Internal PA Time
"All Staff, Please report to the Mess for assorted planning about the apparent unofficial declaration of war from Nizbevi. You too Terry, I know you have a plan and I want you to share it before I go to plan B."

I continue cleaning until Everybody's onboard and ready to discuss.

(Roll's for how clean I can make it.)

>>4024782
Actually, my plan doesn't really involve any of you or whatever nonsense is going on here. Rest assured, once Max gets the sand and I complete my end of the deal, the plan will commence. It should take less than a few minutes and when it's done, I should be able to help with whatever is going on here.

All of that aside, Mark has been gone for awhile, and Shi has been radio silent since flaking.

>>4024837

My Plan was, assuming war, use the apparently 16-20 bodies (15 guards that seem to have died, 4 freaks, and the girl) and summon 4 "lesser" (singlehandedly capable of taking out a full party of bronze adventurers by world one metric) unaffiliated Shoggoths and letting them have a field day on the town guard, and desummoning them afterward.

>>4024893
Why exactly are you doing this again? What does this place have that we need? Aside from Redfield, and that wizard, this place seems to lack any objects of interest. Also it would be unwise for any of us to get involved if that's what you're planning since we have no protection from such creatures. If you really want to go through with this, we should stockpile enough food and water so that we can camp out in the train while you're doing your thing.

>>4024912
Fuel. And I do have control over them, if memory serves. I will check the archives as well, for proof.

Also, they may well launch a second assault and Corpse Fuel is not a viable long term strategy.

>>4024962
I'm not saying you can't control them specifically, I'm just saying that there are some things you can't control and that you're the only one who will be unaffected if something goes wrong.

>>4024962
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3919883/

You can summon a minor shoggoth but you need ten fresh human corpses and a five hour ritual to summon it, at least one fresh human corpse per day to keep it from rebelling, and five more corpses to dismiss it, though those don't need to be fresh. Minor here means enough to consume a village mob or party of bronze or lower ranked adventurers without issue.

Directly from QM#1

I'd say four(or maybe just 2 with some new information, being the number of corpses to desummon and the "without issue" than simply "capable of" for their competence)

Rolled 69, 51, 69, 75, 86, 5, 73, 79, 57, 62, 78, 66, 11, 64, 34, 61, 81, 62, 98, 98 = 1279 (20d100)

>>4024397

Rolled 92, 4, 56, 96, 81, 34, 47, 20, 23, 3, 59, 72, 89, 29, 4, 14, 65, 61, 29, 78 = 956 (20d100)

I climb the wall that isn't shadowy and broken

Rolled 17, 47, 57, 55, 88, 10, 32, 12, 21, 36, 85, 12, 72, 72, 99, 52, 59, 53, 77, 4 = 960 (20d100)

>>4024425

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>>4024782
Q: How good of a cleaning lady is Jackson?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 81
A: No good
>>4024996
Q: Is that a statue of Shi?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 69 (3rd roll)
A: No
Rolls: 75, 86
A: Refuse of Hope
Rolls: 5, 73
A: Recruit of Opulence
Refuse of Hope = enslavement
Recruitment of Opulence = a rich merchant
Q: What is written on the tombstone?
/pol/ generator: 69516975 (first 4 rolls)
http://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/169513877/#169516975
"The feet of an angel"
"Victoria"
>>4025224
Q: Can Owen climb the wall?
Parkour: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 92
A: No
>>4026333
Q: Does Algeron like to eat dead bodies?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 57 (3rd roll)
A: No

>>4024782
>(Roll's for how clean I can make it.)
Not too good. But you're lacking a cleaning product, so it wouldn't have been easy to do better.

>>4025224
>I climb the wall
You are not able to climb the unshadowy wall.

>>4024996
This is a statue of an obese, hunchbacked merchant, with fish-like eyes and an aquiline nose. There's a short text written on the tombstone.

"Here lies my angel, Victoria."

>>4024425
"OK, boss, I'll help you out. But I have no interest in dead bodies."

The task of bringing sand to Terry will take about two hours. The little demon grabs the helmet and fills it with sand. He comes back to you after about 10 minutes.

"I've been investigating a little bit the population of this train. It turns out that a lot of strange people are living here. There are even two other imps, who were pretty talkative with me. There's this person called David. His worst offense is that he has a Cosmic Vending Machine cheat, which, in my opinion, should be unique to you. I suggest that you feed him to me discreetly, so that we can get rid of him, and that I can grow. The general opinion of him is that he's an insufferable faggot; I don't think anyone will care if he goes missing."

Rolled 1, 39, 94, 1, 7, 8, 83, 45, 59, 16, 85, 54, 70, 70, 76, 60, 72, 48, 37, 18 = 943 (20d100)

>>4026470
I try to climb the unshadowy wall again

>>4026570
Dropped my name also fucking 1 let's go

>>4026470
“I can’t go around killing people on the train man. I’m the new guy here and if they get suspicious of us, they’ll ditch us in the desert somewhere. I don’t know if you can only gain power from live victims but if it’s live ones you want, I can arrange something”

I continue to work until I finish collecting the sand. When I’m done I go to Terry to get paid

Rolled 51, 55, 14, 56, 47, 75, 77, 77, 55, 49, 77, 24, 7, 44, 70, 50, 7, 20, 93, 60 = 1008 (20d100)

>>4026470
While I wait for my sand, I attempt to create another magic item. It shall be named: The Eye of Vertigo. The materials used will come from a steel helmet and my gold coins so that I won't have to materialize any new metals. The Eye will have the ability to distort and blur the flow of time applied to it's wearer. With it, one will be able to jump forward or backwards in time by 15 seconds, allowing in essence giving them short-lived super speed or reposition themselves if they find themselves in trouble. In times of crisis, The Eye will stop all time within a 16 foot radius of the wearer for 8 seconds.

Rolled 88, 32, 88, 58, 71, 68, 67, 97, 13, 45, 65, 38, 45, 54, 69, 66, 96, 28, 46, 30 = 1164 (20d100)

>>4026470

>>4026578
"Normally I would object, but it seems that death has an... honestly absurdly low effect on us. First time I died I just kinda chilled in a lounge for a while. Then I got a glimpse into asphodel, but I think that was the Grimdark doing its work before redirection to the lounge. They're comatose anyway, don't see how they're alive at this point seeing as they haven't been fed or given water in the last 2 days. S'long as they keep their soul and you make it quick, have at it."

I continue to clean. I focus on the bathrooms and mess hall. If I can't really clean it up, even with the help of Emiya creating water, I take inventory of supplies, and start moving them into room 4, so that room 3 can be cleared for use later in the arcane and mundane arts of battle and summoning alike.

>>4027031
Technically, they're not comatose. According to the QM, they just haven't been doing anything of interest. On the other hand, if you were to take Wade's statements into account, Jake, The New Guy, and Orion specifically are comatose. If this effect is carried on, which it likely is since we are in the Wadeverse, then everyone from the original multiplayer thread sans, Chase, Mark, you, and myself are all in comas.

It's been a slow couple of days here. Even the banter took a hit.

>>4028204
no u

>>4026570
Q: Can Owen climb the wall?
Roll: 1
A: Critical Yes
Critical: He "climbs" into the Plane of Shadow
>>4026749
Summon Magic Book was ruled to be of Superhuman 5 difficulty
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3947911/#p3964205
Q: Are time travel spells of Superhuman 5 difficulty?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 14 (3rd roll)
A: Yes
Q: Can Terry cast Vertigo?
Willpower: High
Roll: 51
A: No
Q: Can Terry understand the danger of such spell?
IQ: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 55
A: Yes


>>4026570
(As simply climbing the unshadowy wall was ruled to be too difficult, I will describe another method.)

By merging both visions of the wall, you are able to climb it. You find yourself deeper into the Plane of Shadow.

It is as dark as on a moonless night. The shadow version of Nizbevi is in ruins and has a very sinister atmosphere. Moans and cries sound from the small, round buildings. Many walls are hidden behind rubble and in broken debris, and the ground is littered with abandoned furniture and piles of mutant corpses, their arms and legs cut off and mangled. There is a dark liquid on the cobblestone streets, dripping down from the roofs of abandoned houses. The inhabitants have varying degrees of monstrous features, such as sharp teeth, claw-like nails or missing parts of the face. Most are wearing tattered rags on their deformed bodies. The more severe cases look completely like shadow zombies.

You can sometimes hear whispers from the shadows; they are becoming more and more intense, drawing nearer, more insistent.

>>4026578
"If you feed me live victims, I'll grow larger and more powerful. That would make you, in turn, more powerful."

The imp walks back and forth, rubbing his chin, as he's thinking.

"All right, let's keep working for Terry. I'm sure a mobster like him will provide us plenty of opportunities to kill people."

>>4026749
You are unable to enchant the item with the spell Vertigo.

IQ (time travel magic): Casting time travel spells is extremely difficult, and has more often results that are horrific for the spellcaster, rather than beneficial. It is actually unknown if time travel is possible, or if you would be sent to an asynchronous parallel universe.

>>4027031
With the help of Larry and Emiya, Jackson is cleaning the train. Emiya is the water, Jackson is the muscles, and Larry is the moral support.

Emiya glances at the bathroom floor with disgust. "Some of the passengers are absolutely vile savages... I will just clean it with a spell..."

She summons the power of goddess to make it all clean in an instant.

Rolled 50, 27, 58, 40, 23, 98, 20, 28, 16, 25, 33, 62, 14, 61, 53, 87, 45, 7, 67, 78 = 892 (20d100)

>>4028866
I walk deeper into the city, staying far away from it's inhabitants, and looking for anything of value

>>4028866
"Now Emiya, I would like to ask you to get acquainted with the medical supplies onboard the train, many of which are more advanced than you have trained with. Not every ailment requires the Metaphysical help, as you well know, and if you don't know what all of the tools do it won't be pretty. Or, if You prefer, I'm going to take stock of the Corpses, and see what nasties I might want to call upon for help. You can assist with that, should you so wish."

I do as I said I would.

Rolled 18, 48, 40, 62, 25, 36, 53, 62, 76, 86, 86, 52, 84, 33, 66, 43, 11, 16, 2, 76 = 975 (20d100)

>>4028866
"So, the power of time is not yet firmly in my grasp eh? No matter, I can look into this latter. For now, I can achieve a similar affect through simpler means.In fact, it might be better this way."

>I take the powerless amulet that I created by the chain and imbue it with the ability to exponentially increase the dexterity, agility, and reflexes to superhuman levels. To compensate for it's wearer moving at such high speeds, the eye allows the wearer to process spatial information much quicker than a normal human, allowing them to safety maneuver while moving at speeds that the human eye cannot keep up with.

>>4029004

>>4029091
Jesus christ I would be a monster with that thing if it works out.

Rolled 86, 66, 58, 19, 6, 10, 52, 8, 64, 58, 78, 66, 74, 79, 87, 64, 62, 45, 81, 66 = 1129 (20d100)

>>4029103
>>4029004

>>4029106
Most people would. If you need anything, let me know.

>>4028866
“I’m sure he would. Let’s go collect the payment”

I bring the last haul to Terry’s room

>>4029169
Make me something to clean this filthy ass train with. It's damp from the snow, dusty from my absence, and sandy from the desert.

There's another thing that I want, but it's leagues out of what's probably accomplishable for you.

>>4029182
I plan on looking deeper into the concept of time manipulation. I could revert the train to the state it came in when you first got it. In fact, if I were to pull that off, we won't need to bother with fuel or maintenance anymore.

Out of curiosity, what was that thing you wanted. I can't say with full confidence that I can get it done now given how high the ceiling is, but I could get great value simply by being aware of whatever it is you have in mind.

>>4028866
When you roll so good you are transported deeper into the shadow realm

>>4029199
Actually, the train always needed fuel. And the train is fine without maintenance, I just want it sparkling. Good service and whatnot.

>>4029326
What I'm saying is that I could reverse the train back to it's original state every time we run low on fuel.

>>4029337
I should have said revert.

>>4029337
It came full up, but that was in the cargo bay. So you'd have to reset cargo, which might have some important things in there.

>>4029361
Not necessarily, if we have anything really important in there we can move it to another room while I reset the cargo bay. If I just have to reset one room, then that makes my job easier.

>>4029370
I'm trying to come up with excuses for you to not use this because the level of cheese it makes mre sick, and I'm a dairy lover.

>>4029525
I'm not a fan of pulling a Chase either, but unless you want to create a small armageddon every time we reach a settlement here, that's what we'll need to do. At least until we get out of the desert that is.

>>4029535
>pulling a chase
yes

>>4029535
Whatever works

>>4029535
I'm doing my fucking hardest to keep the cheese to a minimum, but I've been saddled with the dairy equivalent of a neutron star.

>>4029535
I'm not planning on burning these corpses yet, I'm planning on getting an explanation and then either disposing of the corpses or giving the town it's due.

The alternative version of the god of this world has arrived. Can I join or is it to late/to many players.

>>4030821
Is that so? Mr. "Technically, I'm omniscient"

>>4030883
Well you said you were raiding this city for the sake of fuel, and I imagine you have plans for all of those dead bodies that will be pilling up.

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>>4031021
You can join, this is open to an infinite number of players.

Info
Name: Shi Taberu Hito
Age: 24
Ethnicity: Yamato
Gender: Male
Religion: Shinto
Thoughts: Verbal
HomeBoard: /b/
Poltical Views: Libertarian
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark Brown
Height: 6,1
Weight: 150

Stats
Strength: High
Toughness: Above Average
Willpower: Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: High
Reflex: Exceptional
Intelligence: Exceptional
Intuition: High
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Below Average
Fitness: Above Avearge
Perception: Avearge
Memory: Above Avearge
Beauty: Above Average

Skills
Running: High
Mathematics: High
Tactics: High
Boxing: Above Average
Kicking: Above Average
Swimming: Above Average
Everything not obscure: Below Average

Isekai Cheats
Harem Protag: You now have a sex appeal that defies logic, giving an *absolute* bonus to seduction attempts and compelling members of the opposite sex to get jiggy with it, to the extent that you must roll to determine whether they are willing to engage in coitus, not whether they are interested. They are always open to polygamy but members of the same sex will resent you. Some violently.

Edgelord: You can teleport behind your foes, summon dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll.

Strengths
Infomaniac: After years of watching “educational” Youtube videos you now have a Below Average Knowledge skill in all but the most esoteric and vague topics.

Weaknesses
Antisocial: You keep a distance from people unless needed.

Wealth: 0

Inventory: Kunai, Jeweled Dagger Trenchoat and Bitchin’ Shades (Worn) Dual Desert Eagles (Loaded)

Companions: Preist Bitch and Abigail the slave.

Background: Descended from the Sun God, Amaterasu and Storm God, Susanoo through the first Emperor of Japan, Emperor Jimmu.

>>4011270
>>4031969
Shi's sheet
You also have the wizard class

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>>4028941
Q: Describe what's of value
Rolls: 58, 40
A: Betray of Exterior Factors
Façade betrays "wealth"
Rolls: 23, 98
A: Judge of Fame
The mark of Shi
Q: Can Owen remain unseen?
Stealth: Exceptional
Difficulty: Average (unfamiliar environment, but shadowy)
Roll: 50 (1st roll)
A: Yes
Q: Can Owen recognize the mark of Shi?
Intuition: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 27
A: Yes
>>4029129
Q: Does Emiya accept to get acquainted with the medical supplies?
Odds: Unlikely (I say, with Shi's semi-comatose state, she wouldn't be in the mood)
Roll: 58
A: No
Q: Does she accept to help with the corpses?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 19
A: Yes
>>4029091
Q: Can Terry cast the speed spell?
Willpower: High
Difficulty: Exceptional
Roll: 18
A: Yes


>>4028941
In the shadow world, your own ugliness is useful not to stand out from the bizarre inhabitants. You stealthily move between the darker parts and explore the area. The fact that the visibility is so low makes your task rather difficult. Of course, you cannot find any object of value; that would be too easy. However, you find a house of which the façade does not look broken, unlike the other buildings, hence you conclude that it might hold something of value. Outside of the house, you see some odd plant shapes and a black mass protruding from the ground. In the backyard, you find a spot where the black mass is densest.

>>4029004
Emiya has no interest in getting acquainted with the modern medical supplies. Since Shi has been playing video games all day, she's been feeling morose and she feels unable to do any task that requires too much thinking. But she accepts to help you summon nasties, it's her duty to protect you from any potential harm.

>I do as I said I would.
You put on an apron and dust off the train.

>I'm planning on getting an explanation
An explanation about what part? Do you mean if you can summon shoggoths? If you have enough corpses? The answer is yes to both.

>>4029091
You can channel this spell successfully, but the ritual to imbue the item with its properties will take several hours.

Enchanting reference: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3888990/#p3916657

>>4031021
Shi's theme song starts playing as he's emerging from Minecraft.

Unlucky Morpheus - Black Pentagram, Japanese power metal with supreme, powerful female vocals and a devil-possessed drummer. It represents Shi's powerful mastery over the dark arts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8i_QhOgsKw

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>>4031969
>>4031906
Much like Chase's cheat mine has some underlying implications. The QM who gave me the cheat said I couldn't add silencers to the guns because that's not edgy meaning I can add attachments as long as their edgy. Putting this knowledge to use all the bullets I summon in my guns will be a hollow point exploding into shrapnel when entering flesh so they will rip and shred the organs of my foes significantly increasing my destructive power. The fact that the shrapnel will shred the insides of my enemies also means that I will be able to use Edge Lord to drain their life force when I successfully hit them. I then try enchanting my kunai with the Eye of the Samurai. Eye of Samurai: all projectiles used by the holder of this item will always meet their target. I then carve open my flesh and store the kunai in there and then close the wound using Edge Lord, I was established to be able to do this in previous threads.

>>4032012
Forgot name tag

>>4031556
Sure you want to be throwing stones my dear tachyon artificer?

>>4032012
Im a little rusty forgot the roll

Rolled 9, 85, 50, 16, 56, 86, 47, 27, 79, 100, 35, 61, 24, 84, 85, 14, 69, 81, 13, 79 = 1100 (20d100)

>>4032020
forgot how to roll

>>4031998
I like the song, it sounds like the future diary OP.

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>>4032024
It's in the related videos. I love Future Diary, Yuno is the best waifu.

Art: CC BY-ND JePixel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZvJY7_gyfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EeYxtAeaX4

>>4032017
Distorting time for a few seconds doesn't compare to the ability to know absolutely everything about everything as long as you "consider everything a weakness". Plus, that item wasn't even going to be for me. If you want to really see me start playing like you, all I'll say is that the results would be awe-inspiring.

>>4031998
I mean from the Townsfolk, and if they don't at least apologize, It's horror from the beyond time.

Rolled 80, 50, 39, 80, 85, 7, 28, 37, 4, 89, 75, 68, 22, 21, 12, 81, 7, 61, 47, 49 = 942 (20d100)

>>4031998
I also Start taking corpse inventory, As Emiya said she would help.

Am I done with this sand thing yet

>>4032012
Q: Can Shi cast Eye of the Samurai?
Willpower: Average
The spell Eye of the Samurai is even better than a +20 spell. It is definitely a cheat spell, but not exponential, or as bad as time travel, so I rank it as Superhuman 4.
Difficulty: Superhuman 4 (cheat spell) - 1 RS (racial bonus) = Superhuman 3
Roll: 9
A: No
>>4032312
Q: How many slaves were there? 3?
Odds: ?
Roll: 39
A: Yes


>>4032012
Even for a talented wizard as yourself, the spell Eye of the Samurai is too difficult. It is a cheat spell of godly level.

>>4032312
Corpse inventory:
15 regular soldiers, 3 freak bodyguards, 1 red-haired girl, 3 slave girls.

You bring the corpses, or at least, the parts that you can find, to the Eldritch Express. Only the red-haired girl corpse is intact. All of the other corpses have been squashed when you ran over them.

Emiya's help is to cast the spell Protect from Evil on you, so that you're protected in case one of the corpses rises.

>>4026578
Your imp is done with the sand mission. You are waiting to get paid by your godfather, but he seems to be busy with a ritual.