Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4014815
single player lock in

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4014815
SINGLE PLAYER LOCK IN

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4014815
>>4014818

AIGHT BOYS IT'S TIME FOR MARIAN REDEMPTION ARC
PEOPLE LOVE THE UNDERDOGS

>>4014815
Single Player
Also is that the sun in the sky or OP's head?

>>4014821
easy with the caps there chief no skin

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>>4014820
Are ya sure tho? Don'tcha wanna test your mettle against other anons, see who'd come out on top?

>>4014822
his ass

>>4014823
COULDN'T HEAR YOU

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4014824
We already got that last game, now we need to consolidate our rule

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4014824
no other anons argue enough single player

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4014824
single player confirm

lolisniffer is going to hand us our asses

>>4014824
How many tokens do I need to play this one?

>>4014832
1 million
or a loli
don't ask

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4014835
>or a loli
Well I already rolled one into existence. Might as well try for two.

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Of course. Singleplayer.

Character choice: 1

The only character available is the winner of Skeleton Island 1: Shotasniffer, eldest daughter of Lolisniffer, morally dubious skeleton.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4014840
>morally dubious
Lolisniffer disapproves

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4014840
can we choose Marian instead?

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4014840
play video games with sisters

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4014840
I roll to put on a pimp ass cape if we don't already have one

>>4014843
He's too busy crying
That and he ceded all authority and now locks himself in the bathroom

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>>4014843
According to ze polls, no

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4014849
hmm
let's take the next step to world domination then as shotasniffer

>>4014848
>That and he ceded all authority and now locks himself in the bathroom
Man that dude sure does take long baths for a skeleton.

>>4014852
his tears are how he washes himself

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4014849
Fine then. Time to begin the quest for Shota domination.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4014849
figure a way to get sisters to play donkey kong with you

>>4014859
>figure a way to get sisters to play donkey kong with you
Which one though. Also I'm pretty sure we only have the one SNES controller.

>>4014860
country and you could play two player by switching ports

>>4014862
I mean we could always just hand them the busted offbrand controller, but that's a fate worse than death right there.

>>4014864
thats for Zebra and no one cares.

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>>4014851
Yes, of course. Let's have a bit of a recap shall we.

This is your domain. Your base of operations. A skull shaped island in the middle of the ocean. From here you have defeated your siblings for domination, from here is where you shall grow your criminal empire and spread the influence of the United Shota Sniffing Republic across the world. Watch out tho, as the moment you start your villainous activities, heroes and whatnot will take notice.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4014866
What happened to your siblings

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4014866
Alright, I think we should get Marian out of his bathroom as one of our sidequests.
For now though, let's take a look at the WORLD map.
>>4014870
also yeah that

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4014866
>United Shota Sniffing Republic
Oh hey the UN can just reuse Russia's old name plaques when we get tried for crimes against humanity. Neat.
But on to real business. What other islands or nations are within close proximity of our domain? We should try to establish trade with them.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4014866
control the textile industry

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>>4014871
Ah shit the textures are missing

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4014889
damn it OP you forgot to download the textures

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4014889
we really shouldn't downloaded that texture pack from Dickass Thief Corp

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4014889
fucking mods! redownload

>>4014889
Ah fuck did we not buy Counter Strike: Source?
Anyways, let's try and export calcium supplements to Norway and Greenland.

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>>4014895
Nevermind that. It's time to decide what's your next move. Use some of the unused territory on the island to build a new facility? Go and get another recap by checking on your siblings? Send troops out into the world to do crimes? Go online and shitpost on chinese basket weaving forums?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4014901
>Go and get another recap by checking on your siblings?
this first, we kinda need everyone's loyalty on this to prevent any rebellions

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4014901
Take over Donkey Kong Island

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4014901
>>4014906
Yeah, let's check on Marian first.
Unlikely to rebel, but we have to lift his spirits.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4014901
>Use some of the unused territory on the island to build a new facility?
Did you know that there's actually a huge market for wholesale human skeletons?

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>>4014906
Yes. First up, your most loyal followers. Your younger brothers Rasputin and The Chosen One. Your seconds in command. With Rasputin being your strongest warrior who will be in need of a balance patch if he's allowed in multiplayer. They've been the ones that supported you the most during your rise to power against your other siblings

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4014923
Aw look these lovable doofs.
What are their takes on the industry potential of the island?

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4014923
Wasn't betty there too?

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4014923
we need more islands. Tell my sisters that we shall conquer more islands to which I grant them duke nukedom and from there ... THE WORLD

>>4014926
she was a yellow defector

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>>4014924
"Enough to fuel our war machine"

"Me made like an army of transforming helicopter tank mechs"

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4014933
Next characters

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4014933
do they fire nukes?

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4014933
Alright then. How about Betty and the other various sidekicks?

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4014933
>"Me made like an army of transforming helicopter tank mechs"
Neat. Does any other country have anything even remotely similar in their arsenal right now?
If not I say we start exporting those fucks directly to China.

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>>4014934
Now, the other core Red follower. Betty. You consider her to be not as loyal as the other as she was originally a follower of the family's eldest brother, Quattro. When you defeated him she showed up to a tournament Rasputin was hosting to challenge him. After she won, Rasputin was about to give her some money when she tried punching him in the face. He caught her fist and brought her back to you in order to recruit her. Eventually she seems to have turned around and is serving you diligently.

>>4014942
Very good.
Let's look at those green siblings next.

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4014942
Give our 3 siblings a hug

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4014942
rolling for group hug

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>>4014944
A rare display of affection, from the eldest sister

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4014952
haha seems like we're crushing them
let's move onto the GREENS

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>>4014954
Yes. You check up on the Director and Vice President of Green Startdust Giants. The former forces of your younger brother, Marian. After you took over the island, everyone who opposed you now works for you, and they are no exception. But you still let them keep their green colors though. For now, anyway.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4014974
Ask them if Marian is still in his bathroom. We're gonna bust him out if he is.

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>>4014975
"Sorry, big sis, but Marian's indisposed right now"

"He wishes to be, erm, alone"

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4014978
It's my duty as eldest sister to make sure he doesn't spend the rest of his life in a bathroom. Let me see him.

(Use the intimidate roll on them.)

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4014978
He locked himself inside the bathroom didn't he

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>>4014980
"Nnnnoooo"

"I assure you the CEO of GSG would not do something so shameful"

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4014982
>>4014979
INTIMIDATE THEM

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4014982
>bawling skeleton noises over the intercom about broken mech dreams and evil older sisters

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4014985
Roll 2d100 to glare at them super hard

+50 bonus

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4014989
>autowin
all too easy

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4014989
>autowin

Rolled 44, 25 = 69 (2d100)

>>4014989

Rolled 88, 47 = 135 (2d100)

>>4014989
oops right roll this time

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>>4014992
The meekly step aside and lead you to the GSG bathroom.

Pathetic crying can be heard from inside

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4014994
Kick the door down

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4014994
>>4014995

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4014994
"Marian! It's been 3 months now! You need to come out. I'll even let you still wear green!"

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>>4014995
"AH!"

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4015001
"NOT AGAIN"

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4015001
>>4014999
Basically this, Marian is useless to us if he's stuck in his bathroom

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>>4015004
"GET OUTTA HERE YOU MONSTER! CAN'T YOU LET A GUY GRIEVE IN PEACE?! YOU ALREADY TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME! MY COMPANY! MY MONEY! MY UNDERLINGS! MY MONEY! MY MECHS! MY MONEY! MY RESPECT! AND MY MONEY!"

Marian wails, as he sits in his bathtub filled with empty beer cans and bottles, clutching the head of Gunbuster G, his personal mech that you destroyed.

>>4015006
omg gunbuster G is in the bathtub with him
that's kinda sad

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4015006
Tell Marian he'll end up like Uncle Zebra if he doesn't get the hell out of this bathroom and back to doing evil with us as siblings.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4015006
"I didn't take anything from you. I offered for us to control the island together, side by side. But you had to break the treaty and try to take everything for yourself."

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>>4015011
>>4015008
"SHUT UP! YOU DONT RUN MY LIFE"

test

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4015013
It's been like 6 months, Mariam

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4015013
I will not let you cry in here for any longer.
INTIMIDATE HIM BY THROWING THE GUNBUSTER G HEAD OUT THE WINDOW

It's normal for thread to lag

Rolled 70 (1d100)

OP has bread issues
>>4015013
slap him
gently

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>>4015020
"SO?"

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4015029
>>4015022
throw that motherfucking robot head out the window

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4015029
get over it, build a new company, I believe in you

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4015029
Will you please actually do your job and support the island before I'll throw your robot head out of the window

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>>4015036
"NUH UUUUUUUUHHHHH"

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4015040
Proceed to throw gunbuster g head out the window

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4015040
>>4015042

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>>4015042
Marian begins to cry and weep unintelligibly

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4015046
With his last material possession gone, we should be able to INTIMIDATE him into starting a new.

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>>4015047
He;s curled up and crying into the floor! You can't glare at him when he's not looking at you!

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4015048
leave him alove, dude got issues

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4015048
Grab him by the collar and give him the GLARE

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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4015052
"EEP"

Roll 2d100

+50 bonus

Rolled 54, 23 = 77 (2d100)

>>4015056
YOU WILL OBEY
>autowin

Rolled 22, 6 = 28 (2d100)

>>4015056
>autowin
what wouldn't you do for your dear brothers

Rolled 95, 27 = 122 (2d100)

>>4015056
>autowin
YOU WILL WORK

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>>4015061
Begrudgingly, Marian is returned to his people

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4015066
Good, let's see how Quattro is doing

>>4015067
>>4015066
if I recall, Quattro's a communist and drinking our vodka in the basement of the Kremlin

>>4015071
join the party then

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>>4015067
Ah yes, Quattro. The leader of the Yellow Chillsaders. Perhaps, too chill for his own good. He once defeated you in a tournament, and was on track to be the strongest force at the start.....but then you wrecked his entire army and took his land. After that shenanigans happened and he bonked his head, causing him to believe himself to be a Red soldier all along. He would later recover of course.

And then committed suicide

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4015080
HOLY SHIT WTF

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4015080
He is just pranking you, skeletons can't be hanged

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4015080
Quattro! Quit the pranking with Bobby

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4015080
that escalated quickly
>>4015082

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>>4015082
"Yes they can! You don't know!"

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4015086
Riiiiiiiight

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4015086
Nuhuh

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4015086
Tell him to stop drinking all our vodka, but other than that he's fine. Put him back in charge of the resort.

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>>4015088
"I, uh mean, harrkk hrrrkkk, hhrrraakk, imma ded skele"

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4015090
Goddamnit, stop trying to run away from your responsibilities by pretending to be dead.
And where's Bob?

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4015090
Such a shame, as I just happened to have this very high quality rum, I'll just leave it here right before the dead Quattro and wait for Bobby

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4015090
I ain't gonna give you more booze for free, you'll have to work for it

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>>4015091
"bleearrrggghhh but im super ded for reallsss....bleeeeeeggghhhhh.....also I dunno where he isss.....hhrkrkrkr"

MEANWHILE, IN AN UNDISCLOSED LOCATION

"Hehehehehe, that foolish Shotasniffer. She doesn't suspect a thing. Soon I'll bomb her house into smithereens"

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4015096
I sense a great betrayal..
Keep pressing Quattro for info. MAXIMUM INTIMIDATE.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4015096
Wait a second, real Quattro always wears sunglasses! Are you an effigy used to pull a prank on me!?

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4015096
fine, give quattro a booze for his acting
>>4015098
quattro doesn't know shit

>>4015100
He lost them during the sidequest to save him

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Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4015098
"hhrrrrk....im dead....i dunno anything...blarrggghhhh"

Roll 2d100

+50 bonus

Rolled 34, 6 = 40 (2d100)

>>4015107
YOU DRUNKEN BUM

Rolled 69, 35 = 104 (2d100)

>>4015107
This better not be a prank!

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4015107

Don't forget the weed gas Bob.

Rolled 14, 34 = 48 (2d100)

>>4015107
OF COURSE DEAD PEOPLE WOULD BE MORE DIFFICULT TO INTIMIDATE

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>>4015111
You exudes massive amounts of energy. But Quattro stays committed to this whole suicide bit

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4015118
... Try a different technique of attracting Quattro with booze, like a candy trail but with alcohol bottles.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4015118
Ah well, guass someone else is gonna need these new sunglasses of the newest beach bum model, the blue sex on the beach lagoon cocktail and this sick mixtape of 80's beach music, also ukulele

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4015118
ok them, I guess it's time to sell off all our alcohol and practice teetotalism

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4015118
True artist

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4015118
Guess we need someone else to try out this new Weed Whisky.

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>>4015122

>>4015126
Also ban groovy music

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4015126
just say that we'll give him underage girls

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4015129

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4015126
>>4015129

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>>4015132
>4015122

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4015133
Aaaaaand surfing

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4015133
and I won't be like a mother to you at friday evenings

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>>4015135
Roll 2d100

First roll is for picking

Second roll, the higher it is the better the outcome

Rolled 45, 81 = 126 (2d100)

>>4015138

Rolled 99, 63 = 162 (2d100)

>>4015138
Resistance is futile.
Now drink this samogon of truth

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>>4015140
"YES I WILL. I'M SORRY BIG SIS. I'LL DO ANYTHING. JUST DON'T TAKE AWAY THE FUN STUFF! PLEASE, I'M SORRY! I BEG OF YOU!"

boy, sure hope none of the young ones who followed him before see this

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4015144
Ha! I knew it! Where is Bobby?

>>4015144
Give him a bar to run and go see Lily

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4015144
>betty looks at him judgementally anyway
Be like a mother to him and pat his head

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4015147
>>4015144

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>>4015148
Quattro crawls up into a fetal position and weeps as you pat his head for him to calm down.

"Ain't that some shit"

"Wow, can't believe he used to lead his own army of martial artists, aint that something huh, Betty?"

"mmmrrrmmmmm"

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4015152
Has Bobby tried to bomb my house again, Betty?

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4015152
We'll need to add "Quattro's Counter attack" in poll eventually.
Anyway, Betty already brought back bob turns out they were just making new booze in separate basement.

OP got a twitter?

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4015152
Right...now to find Bobby, he better return the bombs he borrowed

>>4015155
Yea
https://twitter.com/notapaladin

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>>4015153
"Yeah sis, that's the fifth time this month. Already disabled the bomb and smacked him upside the head"

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4015158
Probably got busted out by Dad again

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4015158
bobby really needs to chill

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>>4015160
"Actually Dad's not on the island right now"

"Yeah, he said he's gone back to the mainland to visit his boss"

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4015158
Time to check on Blue Baby.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4015163
Huh, then no worries
>We say, as Bobby casually walks in with a Blue Lagoon asking what's up

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4015163
Let's visit Lily now.
Put Quattro down, leave him some booze and book about how to stop being such a wimp

>>4015157
Yo Civ Quest was that hype shit thought you might have been the same person

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4015163
Time to check on Blue Team

>>4015167
what gave him away

>>4015167
He is

>>4015167
Yea

>>4015169
The fact he has archives on it

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>>4015166
You go and check on the last leader who opposed you, the youngest of the bunch, Lilly. Who was way into LARPing

"Sorry, sis. Lilly's at school right now" answered Luke. He was one of her "knights" or something. Word is he wasn't really into this whole LARPing thing at first but soon enough he was won over due to the youngest child's charisma and childish glee. Now he goes over and dresses up in his Bone Kingdom armor everyday for her to play with.

>>4015175
Is she at least learning something

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4015175
Tell Luke that we brought lunch for her.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4015175
Luke is an example of what older brother should be, Quattro and Mariam should look up at him.
>>4015176
Only if she isn't going thru puberty phase

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>>4015177
"Ah that's nice of ya....Wait. Lunch you made yourself?"

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4015179
Do you have a problem with that? Now excuse me, Luke.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4015179
Yes. Full of love and nutrients

>>4015179
It's totally not filled with hazardous materials like what the other guys might try and feed her.

>>4015186
Nah, shotasniffer's just that bad

I can't believe OP got killed by Shotasniffer's cooking

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>>4015182
Luke remembers the last time SHotasniffer tried to cook something

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4015194
Where's the other lieutenant

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4015194
How about I just leave the lunch here, and you can hand it over to her when she comes home.

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4015194
The 101st sibling died eating it

>>4015194
>gif
lel, explains the delay

>>4015194
>OP making a gif
Is OP evolving to the next step

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4015194
What? Wanna bite?
Don't be shy, there is plenty for everyone

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>>4015196
"s-sure"

>>4015199
spinningking.gif

>>4015202
It wasn't that smooth

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4015201
You go away wondering why skeletons in biohazard suits show up

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4015201
The lunch even has Dunkaroos! Kids like those, right? Lemme tell ya, real bitch to find after they stopped making them in the 90s.

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4015201
See, I'm nice! I will see you around, Luke. Sooner than you expect

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4015201
Where's the other one?

>>4015203
Now I want to see silky smooth spinning king 60 fps webm
what have you done

>>4015209
the right thing

>>4015210
framerate was part of experience.

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>>4015206
And so you leave Lilly's house. Shame you didn't bump into the other Bone Kingdom hero though. Olessa. One of Lilly's "maid knights". Luke says she's gone fishing

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4015213
Now visit the only unique skeleton not made a lieutenant for reasons only known to Quattro

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4015213
See our to do list

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4015213
A rogue weinie flies at us.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4015213
You are being too happy. Find a reason to be displeased about the current state of affairs

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>>4015217
Yeah, uh, hi. Sorry. Thread's gonna have to be suspended now due OP having to go to a family dinner.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4015218
Punch OP

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4015218
How veggie diet treating ya OP
all good?
thanks for bread so far

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4015218
Shotasniffer chokes OP while he gives the time of when he will be back

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>>4015220
I poop way more than before.

So uhm, see ya all. Will return in about i unno, 4-5 hours? Yeah probably,

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>4015222
today we learnt
mariam is still mourning his destroyed mech
quattro has recovered from his commie delusion
bobby is closest to lolisniffer in personality
shotasniffer is not a good cook

>>4015222
>4-5 hours
I'll be there

>>4015222
as long there is no blood in there it's all good

>>4015222
Wait dinner? But its like 3 pm

>>4015232
During communism there is only dinner

>>4015233
But dinner is the one where most food is eaten

>>4015234
that's why it is family dinner

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Boy that took a while

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4015442
have a bone to pick

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4015442
oh shit
hide op under our hat

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4015442
Punch OP

>>4015448
supporting

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>>4015448
oh no OP is knocked out, causing thread to be suspended yet again

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4015452
HEY WAIT SHIT GET UP OP
WE DIDN'T MEAN IT
UHHHH YOU CAN HIT US BACK

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>>4015453
Hit you with a "to be continued", maybe, woooo yeaaa

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4015462
summon bat bone

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4015462
noooooo I waited four (cuatro) (vier) (bốn) hours for this bread

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>>4015478

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4015487
OP, take this peach. Quickly, there is no time to explain

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4015487
super robot pilot 3 cameo appears
ghost of a dog which was eaten during family dinner
with a hat

>>4015462
Shotasniffer is p cute for a skelington

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>>4015490
What? So I can get sued by Nintendo? Are ya crazy?

>>4015500
I think the darker skellies that take after their mother are the cutest, personally

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4015501
No, momotaro's little peach

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4015501
the more you delay the bread the worse it'll be pal

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4015501

By the way.... why can't we explore outside the skull island?

>>4015511
no visas

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>>4015508
Fine

Here ya go

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4015514
Someone thrown bread at us!
Insurgents!
Are those resistance fighters?

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4015514
Take the bread, and we continue on our path

>>4015514

Make sandwich while we tried figure out what we should do next.

>>4015513

Screw visas! We are communist!

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4015519

forgot to roll...

>>4015519
spooky skeletons already having trouble getting abroad, do you think they'll let communist spooky skeletons outside?
haha
no

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>>4015518
Alright. Now that you'ved checked up on all your underlings. It's time to devise your next move. Will you improve and build up current forces some more? Explore the surrounding islands to increase your territory some more? Or send some minions out into the world to engage in super crimes

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4015524
Comrade Rasputin will temporarily lead the USSR while we embark on an expedition to a neighboring island.
But now we must choose with who we will travel........

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4015524
we establish KGB

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4015524
The only supercrime here would be not exploring near by islands personally.

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>>4015530
"Of course, as you wish"

"Shall we mobilize our troops to accompany you then?"

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4015536
nah, that's waste of resources. Let just go we three

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4015536
We will only need a small group, like 10 or so men with us. Lets see a list of our most capable and loyal people

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4015536
>"Shall we mobilize our troops to accompany you then?"
OF COURSE

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4015536
Bring Rasputin, a clown and the Boy also BDSM stuff

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4015536
We need to take like 4 main characters and a single red shirt

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>>4015543
"Just say the word, big sis, and we'll move out"

Your options:
- Rasputin
- Chosen One
- Betty
- Normal USSR troops and guerillas
- Copters
- Tanks
- Mecha Tank Copters

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4015558
mystery box tank

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4015558

Mystery box

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4015558
>Betty
>A copter
>Some grunts in the copter

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4015558
Mystery box

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>>4015564
Yes, we can load you all into the copter

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4015570

Hmmm... that nameless grunt look very plain.... Give him an afro!!!

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4015570
no choose mystery box tank ....dammit

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>>4015574
"oh okay, sis"

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4015590
And lets paint you a bit

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>>4015595
>>4015595

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4015601
Give him a name like "Dimitri"
Then we can set off on our journey to explore.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4015590
Let's have that fro overtake your entire head so your head is nothing but a black ball of hair.

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>>4015605
Alright, get on the copter. Betty and the other grunts have already boarded

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4015618
get on the copter and let's roll