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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part (...) 02/12/20(Wed)03:52:45 No.4082411
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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part 3 Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)03:52:45 No.4082411 Archived
OH SHIT NIGGER, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC. From here, you shall spread your skeletal power accross the globe and dominate the world!

In the last episode you and your younger siblings ventured into the neighboring islands to take down your grandma, who also happened to be an ancient evil, that you unleashed. One of your second in command and your younger brother, Rasputin, has been converted to her side! He also managed to beat up your other brother, Quattro, that yellow pile of bones over there.

Now he's aiming for you!
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)03:56:00 No.4082412
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)03:56:00 No.4082412
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4082411
We're a leader, get Marian and Lilly to help out for a combo attack!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)04:05:07 No.4082420
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>>4082412
Lilly jumps into the fray! Marian slowly follows behind.

"Dunno sis. You look like you got things under control"
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)04:06:05 No.4082422
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)04:06:05 No.4082422
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4082420
Fuck it, quick combo attack with Lilly!
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)04:13:14 No.4082428
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)04:13:14 No.4082428
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Rolled 824 (1d1000)

>>4082422
Roll 2d800!

Your number will be the sum of both rolls

+200 For you final result
+800 For Rasputin
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)04:14:07 No.4082429
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)04:14:07 No.4082429
Rolled 312, 466 = 778 (2d800)

>>4082428
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
LET'S DO THIS SISTER
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)04:20:45 No.4082437
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)04:20:45 No.4082437
Rolled 712, 418 = 1130 (2d800)

>>4082428
Let's see if all that LARPing paid off
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)04:24:08 No.4082442
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)04:24:08 No.4082442
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>>4082437
MISSED!
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)04:24:47 No.4082444
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)04:24:47 No.4082444
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4082442
Pour some vodka over Quattro so we can get him back in the fight! We need ALL our main siblings to fight Quattro to even stand a chance.
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)04:27:57 No.4082446
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)04:27:57 No.4082446
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4082442
Tell Marian to make himself useful by getting back in the sub and trying to shoot him from there

Meanwhile: sister combo attack, Take 2
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)04:29:01 No.4082448
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)04:29:01 No.4082448
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>>4082444
>ALL our main siblings to fight Quattro
Of course! Beating up Quattro would raises morale so you can fight Rasputin better!
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)04:30:12 No.4082449
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)04:30:12 No.4082449
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4082448
haha oh shit, I meant Rasputin OP
damn, I'm tired
Please pour vodka over Quattro so he can help us fight Rasputin
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)04:31:16 No.4082451
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)04:31:16 No.4082451
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4082448
If that's the case send him to try and sort out great-G-ma by getting her drunk. She could benefit from some of his chill
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)04:33:45 No.4082454
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)04:33:45 No.4082454
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>>4082449
The alcohol activates Quattro's regen
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)04:34:31 No.4082456
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)04:34:31 No.4082456
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4082454
Now help him up so we can take on Rasputin together!
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)04:35:23 No.4082458
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)04:35:23 No.4082458
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4082454
Try 3-way sibling combo
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)04:40:17 No.4082468
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>>4082458
Roll 3d600

Your number will be the sum of the rolls

+300 For you final result
+800 For Rasputin
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)04:40:47 No.4082470
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)04:40:47 No.4082470
Rolled 33, 212, 175 = 420 (3d600)

>>4082468
COME ON QUATTRO, LILLY!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)04:41:19 No.4082471
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)04:41:19 No.4082471
Rolled 855 (1d1000)

>>4082468
Whoops, forgot muh dice
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)04:42:10 No.4082472
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)04:42:10 No.4082472
Rolled 341, 416, 376 = 1133 (3d600)

>>4082468
Drunken Medieval Communist Kick!
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)04:44:25 No.4082474
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)04:44:25 No.4082474
>>4082472
We need our techboy capitalist to join us
We need ALL the main siblings
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Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)04:47:53 No.4082478
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)04:47:53 No.4082478
>>4082474
So you're saying, some sort of Drunken Medieval Cyber Communist Suplex? Agreed.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)04:53:11 No.4082485
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>>4082472
Ouch!
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Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)04:58:32 No.4082492
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)04:58:32 No.4082492
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4082485
MARIAN GET YOUR BUTT IN H--oh who am I kidding -- GET YOUR BUTT TO THE SUB AND START ZAPPING
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)04:58:55 No.4082493
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)04:58:55 No.4082493
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4082485
GET MARIAN IN HERE AND ATTACK RASPUTIN FROM FOUR DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)05:00:04 No.4082494
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)05:00:04 No.4082494
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4082485
Consider our options
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Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:03:46 No.4082496
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:03:46 No.4082496
>>4082494
NO MORE SHOUTING YOU FOOL
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:06:17 No.4082497
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:06:17 No.4082497
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4082485
Unleash big authority hat missile! If we have it that is...
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)05:07:25 No.4082498
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>>4082494
▶ Fight!
▶ Combo!
▶ Call backup!
▶ Order artillery strike!
▶ Genuflect
▶ Run!
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:09:57 No.4082500
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:09:57 No.4082500
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4082498
▶ Order artillery strike!
Yeah that sounds good
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:13:52 No.4082503
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:13:52 No.4082503
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4082498

>>4082500 -- this but combine with attack from Marian's sub, immediately followed by punching from others
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)05:13:59 No.4082504
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>>4082500
TARGET:
▶ Rasputin
- The area around Rasputin
- Quattro
- Marian
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)05:14:35 No.4082505
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)05:14:35 No.4082505
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4082504
Target RASPUTIN
>>4082503
BUT THIS TOO
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Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:14:51 No.4082508
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:14:51 No.4082508
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4082504
Quattro
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:17:15 No.4082512
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:17:15 No.4082512
>>4082504

>>4082505 ...yeah what he said
>>4082508 (although this is tempting)
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)05:20:36 No.4082514
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)05:20:36 No.4082514
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Rolled 626 (1d1000)

>>4082505
Roll 2d1000

The result will be the sum of your 2 rolls! Highest one gets it

You have +500 Bonus!
Rasputin has +800!
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)05:21:39 No.4082515
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)05:21:39 No.4082515
Rolled 326, 13 = 339 (2d1000)

>>4082514
BOMBS AWAY
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:22:18 No.4082516
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:22:18 No.4082516
Rolled 31, 345 = 376 (2d1000)

>>4082514
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)05:22:34 No.4082517
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)05:22:34 No.4082517
Rolled 373, 388 = 761 (2d1000)

>>4082514
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Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:23:38 No.4082519
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:23:38 No.4082519
Rolled 665, 775 = 1440 (2d1000)

>>4082514
This oughtta knock the old lady outta ya
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)05:28:04 No.4082523
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)05:28:04 No.4082523
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Rolled 778 (1d1000)

>>4082519
THE VOLLEY LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE AIR! HE'S TAKEN DAMAGE! BUT WILL TRY TO DO AN AIR-TO-GROUND COUNTER STRIKE!

ROLL 2D1020 TO TAKE DEFENSIVE ACTION

+200 you
+800 Rasputin
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)05:28:44 No.4082524
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)05:28:44 No.4082524
Rolled 985, 585 = 1570 (2d1020)

>>4082523
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Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:29:08 No.4082525
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:29:08 No.4082525
Rolled 735, 660 = 1395 (2d1020)

>>4082523
Not on my watch
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:33:58 No.4082531
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:33:58 No.4082531
>>4082523
>autoloss again
Crap... Save us Uncle Simon!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)05:38:19 No.4082536
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>>4082524
dang
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)05:39:44 No.4082538
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)05:39:44 No.4082538
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4082536
Well, we've exhausted our options.
>Genuflect
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)05:40:39 No.4082539
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)05:40:39 No.4082539
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4082536
LAST RESORT TACTIC
SHOW THE PICTURE OF BOY TO RASPUTIN!
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:42:49 No.4082542
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:42:49 No.4082542
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4082536
AUTHORITY HAT MISSILE
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)05:46:34 No.4082549
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>>4082539
But this is one of your most treasured belongings!
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Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:46:45 No.4082551
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:46:45 No.4082551
LOUD NOISES
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)05:47:07 No.4082553
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)05:47:07 No.4082553
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4082549
... We have to give it up just this once
we can take more later
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:50:06 No.4082555
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:50:06 No.4082555
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4082549
*ahem* I mean -- give it a thorough sniffing first (as if you hadn't made copies) and be ready to give him a combined sub-zap and authority-hat-dakka-if-it-exists as soon as he shows any weakness
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)05:56:19 No.4082559
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>>4082553
Yes. Come to terms with it....As surely this is the only photo you have of the demon boy. You're not THAT much of a degenerate are you?
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)05:57:53 No.4082560
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)05:57:53 No.4082560
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4082559
Agreed. Now, USE IT TO SNAP RASPUTIN BACK TO NORMAL!
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)05:58:01 No.4082561
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)05:58:01 No.4082561
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4082559
>>4082555
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)05:58:07 No.4082562
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)05:58:07 No.4082562
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4082559
Just throw it at Rasputin's face, the longer you think the harder it will be
>>
Anonymous (ID: WwAvhtul)
02/12/20(Wed)05:59:19 No.4082564
Anonymous (ID: WwAvhtul) 02/12/20(Wed)05:59:19 No.4082564
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4082559
Fold it like a paper plane and throw it to Rasputin
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)05:59:31 No.4082565
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)05:59:31 No.4082565
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4082559
"YES YOU ARE"
>>4082555
>>4082560
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)06:06:16 No.4082567
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)06:06:16 No.4082567
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Rolled 688 (1d1000)

>>4082562
Roll 2d1000!

+500 For you!
+150 For him!
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)06:07:07 No.4082569
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)06:07:07 No.4082569
Rolled 832, 798 = 1630 (2d1000)

>>4082567
COME ON RASPUTIN
RA-RA-RASPUTIN
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)06:11:41 No.4082570
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)06:11:41 No.4082570
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>>4082569
oh no, you threw it too hard
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)06:12:24 No.4082571
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)06:12:24 No.4082571
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4082570
that ain't right, OP
show him getting turned back to our side after seeing the picture of boy
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)06:12:52 No.4082572
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)06:12:52 No.4082572
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4082570
choke OP
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)06:13:00 No.4082573
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)06:13:00 No.4082573
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4082570
Quick, grab his skull, before it reattaches!
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)06:16:36 No.4082574
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)06:16:36 No.4082574
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4082570
Fortunately Quattro caught it
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)06:18:32 No.4082578
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>>4082571
>that ain't right, OP
yes it is
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)06:19:17 No.4082579
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)06:19:17 No.4082579
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4082578
BEHIND YOU OP
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)06:21:07 No.4082581
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)06:21:07 No.4082581
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4082578
While OP's distracted with the arguing with anon, the Chosen One switches Shotasniffer and Rasputin's combat bonuses
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Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)06:23:09 No.4082583
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)06:23:09 No.4082583
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4082578
>>4082574 + >>4082581
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)06:25:45 No.4082585
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)06:25:45 No.4082585
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>>4082581
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)06:29:28 No.4082589
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)06:29:28 No.4082589
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4082585
Meanwhile, Mariam gets thrown to the battle by his own subordinates
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)06:30:00 No.4082590
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)06:30:00 No.4082590
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4082585
Chosen One also replaces all of OP's pron with skeletons
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)06:30:45 No.4082592
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)06:30:45 No.4082592
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4082585
Someone catch that damn photograph!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)06:37:35 No.4082595
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>>4082589
"QUICK! MARIAN! WHILE HE'S DISTRACTED!"

"Wait wha--"
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)06:38:22 No.4082596
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)06:38:22 No.4082596
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4082595
If Marian can beat Rasputin while he's distracted, he'll level up from beating someone way more experienced than him!
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)06:41:42 No.4082599
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)06:41:42 No.4082599
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4082595
The rest of the group misunderstands, and thinks Marian wants to solo Rasputin. They let him.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)06:48:24 No.4082604
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>>4082599
"oh fuck" whispered marian
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)06:49:16 No.4082605
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)06:49:16 No.4082605
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4082604
Where's Bobby
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)06:49:21 No.4082606
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)06:49:21 No.4082606
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4082604
Can Marian muster the courage????
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)06:50:23 No.4082609
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>>4082605
He took a while to heal
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)06:51:11 No.4082610
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)06:51:11 No.4082610
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4082609
>>4082606
Simon gives him confidence
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)06:51:33 No.4082611
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)06:51:33 No.4082611
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4082609
Simon reminds Marian not believe in himself, but to believe in Anime.
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)06:51:41 No.4082612
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)06:51:41 No.4082612
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4082610
>>4082609
UNCLE SIMON ENCOURAGES MARIAN
COME ON
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)07:00:58 No.4082616
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)07:00:58 No.4082616
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Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4082611
Uncle Simon starts yelling about anime

Roll 2d100 to see if it helps marian
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Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd)
02/12/20(Wed)07:03:08 No.4082617
Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd) 02/12/20(Wed)07:03:08 No.4082617
Rolled 93, 80 = 173 (2d100)

>>4082616
>>4082616
>98
Goddamnit Marian
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)07:04:20 No.4082620
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)07:04:20 No.4082620
Rolled 62, 57 = 119 (2d100)

>>4082616
long shot
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)07:05:46 No.4082621
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)07:05:46 No.4082621
Rolled 55, 99 = 154 (2d100)

>>4082616
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)07:07:30 No.4082622
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)07:07:30 No.4082622
>>4082621
Haha well it sorta worked...
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)07:12:12 No.4082625
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)07:12:12 No.4082625
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>>4082617
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)07:14:43 No.4082628
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)07:14:43 No.4082628
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4082621
>Top 10 Anime Betrayals

>>4082625
Marian's sweat activates his secret eye laser, shooting Rasputin in the back
>>
Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd)
02/12/20(Wed)07:15:14 No.4082629
Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd) 02/12/20(Wed)07:15:14 No.4082629
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4082625
>>4082625
You can do it, just remind him more about Boy
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)07:24:42 No.4082636
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)07:24:42 No.4082636
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Rolled 673 (1d1000)

>>4082628
ROLL 2D1000!

MARIAN HAS +100 BONUS!
RASPUTIN HAS +200
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)07:25:11 No.4082637
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)07:25:11 No.4082637
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4082625
Quattro picks up the photograph as Marian is distracting attention
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)07:26:14 No.4082641
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)07:26:14 No.4082641
Rolled 88, 311 = 399 (2d1000)

>>4082636
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)07:26:52 No.4082643
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)07:26:52 No.4082643
Rolled 190, 3 = 193 (2d1000)

>>4082636
COME ON MARIAN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)07:27:07 No.4082644
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)07:27:07 No.4082644
Rolled 902, 883 = 1785 (2d1000)

>>4082636
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)07:27:53 No.4082645
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)07:27:53 No.4082645
>>4082644
>>4082636
>green colored name
>rolls high for Marian
oh SHIT NIGGA
>>
Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd)
02/12/20(Wed)07:28:40 No.4082647
Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd) 02/12/20(Wed)07:28:40 No.4082647
>>40826444
You're pretty good
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)07:33:22 No.4082649
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)07:33:22 No.4082649
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Rolled 780 (1d1000)

>>4082644
It's a hit! The eye beam blows up that part of the battleground! Rasputin is caught in the blast!

ROLL 2D1000 FOR THE COUNTER ATTACK!

+100 marian
+200 Ras
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)07:34:09 No.4082650
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)07:34:09 No.4082650
Rolled 288, 563 = 851 (2d1000)

>>4082649
MARIAN MARIAN MARIAN
LET'S FUCKING GO BROTHER
IF YOU BEAT RASPUTIN 1 on 1, I'M PROMOTING YOU
>>
Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd)
02/12/20(Wed)07:35:21 No.4082652
Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd) 02/12/20(Wed)07:35:21 No.4082652
Rolled 379, 740 = 1119 (2d1000)

>>4082649
Shit
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)07:35:40 No.4082653
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)07:35:40 No.4082653
Rolled 205, 43 = 248 (2d1000)

>>4082649
>881
oof
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)07:46:08 No.4082663
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)07:46:08 No.4082663
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>>4082652
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Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd)
02/12/20(Wed)07:47:55 No.4082665
Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd) 02/12/20(Wed)07:47:55 No.4082665
>>4082663
Does anyone else here have memories of Boy that can break his concentration?
>>
Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd)
02/12/20(Wed)07:49:03 No.4082669
Anonymous (ID: vkDoe0Pd) 02/12/20(Wed)07:49:03 No.4082669
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4 >>4082665
>>4082663
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)07:50:35 No.4082670
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)07:50:35 No.4082670
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4082663
Rasputin's punch rattles Marian's cybernetics, activating his rib-mounted machine guns.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)07:57:23 No.4082676
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)07:57:23 No.4082676
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>>4082670
Machinegun nipples
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Anonymous (ID: 8j/ms6pz)
02/12/20(Wed)07:58:49 No.4082678
Anonymous (ID: 8j/ms6pz) 02/12/20(Wed)07:58:49 No.4082678
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4082676
Are you fucking serious, Marian
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)07:59:18 No.4082681
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)07:59:18 No.4082681
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4082676
RATATATATATATATATA
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)07:59:33 No.4082682
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)07:59:33 No.4082682
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4082676
FINISH HIM OFF NOW MARIAN
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)08:00:33 No.4082683
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)08:00:33 No.4082683
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4082676
The best nipples
>>4082592 while shooting occurs
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)08:04:30 No.4082686
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)08:04:30 No.4082686
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Rolled 391 (1d1000)

>>4082678
"If Astro Boy can have machineguns in his ass. I can have miniguns for nipples"

ROLL 2D1000
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/12/20(Wed)08:04:54 No.4082687
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/12/20(Wed)08:04:54 No.4082687
Rolled 342, 157 = 499 (2d1000)

>>4082686
GO MARIAN, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)08:05:50 No.4082688
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)08:05:50 No.4082688
Rolled 512, 447 = 959 (2d1000)

>>4082686
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)08:13:12 No.4082693
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)08:13:12 No.4082693
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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4082688
RASPUTIN TOOK THE FULL VOLLEY OF MINIGUN FIRE!

roll 2d100 for seemingly no reason
>>
Anonymous (ID: fLfhW3Pv)
02/12/20(Wed)08:15:01 No.4082694
Anonymous (ID: fLfhW3Pv) 02/12/20(Wed)08:15:01 No.4082694
Rolled 67, 92 = 159 (2d100)

>>4082693
Very uncomfortable silence
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Anonymous (ID: zwKkwDjq)
02/12/20(Wed)08:16:45 No.4082695
Anonymous (ID: zwKkwDjq) 02/12/20(Wed)08:16:45 No.4082695
I dont know what this quest is, but its FUCKING AWSOME
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)08:21:17 No.4082699
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)08:21:17 No.4082699
>>4082695
You need to read more than a hundred threads from various previous quests just to become a lore novice
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)08:21:27 No.4082700
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>>4082694
OH SHIT MARIAN SHOT RASPUTIN TOO HARD

BOY'S PHOTO IS DESTROYED!
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Anonymous (ID: fLfhW3Pv)
02/12/20(Wed)08:23:04 No.4082701
Anonymous (ID: fLfhW3Pv) 02/12/20(Wed)08:23:04 No.4082701
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4082700
MARIAAAAAAAN
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)08:23:18 No.4082702
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)08:23:18 No.4082702
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4082700
Roll to avoid a hysterical breakdown
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)08:25:23 No.4082703
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)08:25:23 No.4082703
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4082700
Hey, I tried
Nothing for it now but for Marian to KICK SOME ASS AND/OR ARSE
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)08:25:24 No.4082704
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)08:25:24 No.4082704
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4082700
Shotasniffer remains eerily calm

As she slams Marian's sub onto him and Rasputin
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)08:28:38 No.4082706
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>>4082701
RASPUTIN TAKES EXTRA MENTAL DAMAGE!

AND SO DID SHOTASNIFFER!
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Anonymous (ID: fLfhW3Pv)
02/12/20(Wed)08:31:01 No.4082711
Anonymous (ID: fLfhW3Pv) 02/12/20(Wed)08:31:01 No.4082711
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4082706
"Why would sis faint?" - Lilly
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)08:31:08 No.4082713
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)08:31:08 No.4082713
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4082706
Great Grandma's corruptive ooze leaves Rasputin and tries to infect Marian, who is clearly the superior warrior
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/12/20(Wed)08:32:54 No.4082715
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/12/20(Wed)08:32:54 No.4082715
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4082706
Big authority hat missile fires at Marian
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)08:38:09 No.4082721
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)08:38:09 No.4082721
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>>4082711
"We'll tell you when you're older, Lilly"

"Just know that your sister isn't allowed within 1 mile of a school zone"
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)08:39:34 No.4082723
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)08:39:34 No.4082723
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4082721
>>4082713
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)08:39:35 No.4082724
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)08:39:35 No.4082724
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4082721
Nobody wants to look Marian in the eye after what happened
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/12/20(Wed)08:43:04 No.4082726
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/12/20(Wed)08:43:04 No.4082726
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4082723
I'll roll for you!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)08:47:37 No.4082732
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)08:47:37 No.4082732
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>>4082724
Well yeah! He's a skeleton, he only got...eye sockets!

ba dum tish

the cyber eye doesn't count because shut up
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)08:48:57 No.4082736
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)08:48:57 No.4082736
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4082732
"SHUT UP MARIAN."
>>
Anonymous (ID: 6mCXQzWJ)
02/12/20(Wed)08:49:28 No.4082737
Anonymous (ID: 6mCXQzWJ) 02/12/20(Wed)08:49:28 No.4082737
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4082732
Inspect Rasputin to see if he's been defeated.
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)08:53:08 No.4082741
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)08:53:08 No.4082741
Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4082732
VP and Director feel respect for Marian for the first time in forever.

Betty glares at Quattro.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)08:58:59 No.4082748
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)08:58:59 No.4082748
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>>4082736
The skellies shut Marian up
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/12/20(Wed)09:00:09 No.4082751
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/12/20(Wed)09:00:09 No.4082751
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4082748
Right, is Rasputin okay?
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)09:00:45 No.4082752
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)09:00:45 No.4082752
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4082748
This somehow returns Rasputin to normal
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:01:03 No.4082753
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:01:03 No.4082753
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4082748
>>4082751
>>4082752
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Anonymous (ID: 6mCXQzWJ)
02/12/20(Wed)09:01:55 No.4082756
Anonymous (ID: 6mCXQzWJ) 02/12/20(Wed)09:01:55 No.4082756
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4082748
Quattro tries to prove Betty wrong that he's not a failure by delivering the finishing blow to Rasputin.
>>
Anonymous (ID: AqotOAg1)
02/12/20(Wed)09:01:59 No.4082757
Anonymous (ID: AqotOAg1) 02/12/20(Wed)09:01:59 No.4082757
I'm not sure I've ever laughed this hard at a quest before.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)09:03:34 No.4082759
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>>4082751
IS HE?! STEP RIGHT UP AND SPIN OP'S WHEEL OF WONDERS

>>4082756
OR PERHAPS THE COUNCIL OF ANONS WOULD LIKE FOR QUATTRO TO REDEEM HIMSELF....by hitting an unarmed man.....already on the ground.....taking mental damage.....in addition to all the other built up damage from before.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/12/20(Wed)09:05:46 No.4082761
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/12/20(Wed)09:05:46 No.4082761
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4082759
That is retarded, we spin the wheel, after replacing al no with yes
>>4082756
Ur dumb lol
>>
Anonymous (ID: 6mCXQzWJ)
02/12/20(Wed)09:07:29 No.4082762
Anonymous (ID: 6mCXQzWJ) 02/12/20(Wed)09:07:29 No.4082762
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4082759
We pull out Quattro's signature move on Rasputin. Hug.
That will surely bring him back to our side.
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)09:07:33 No.4082763
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)09:07:33 No.4082763
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4082759
Nah, Quattro gets tangled in Marian's shin-mounted grappling hook and can't finish off his brother, which would have been a dick move anyway. then >>4082741
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:09:29 No.4082764
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:09:29 No.4082764
>>4082763
>respect
yes, "respect"
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)09:17:43 No.4082768
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>>4082763
"Wouldya look at that, VP, Marian finally did something"

"Tangling up Quattro?"

"No, actually contributing to a team fight"

"Huh? Yeah. That he did. Wow, didn't actually expect that. I feel....proud somehow."

"Yeah, doesn't it makes you feel all happy inside, bro?"

"Yea"

"Doesn't that make you feel a sense of pride and accomplishment?"

"Weird choice of words, but yea!"

"Doesn't it make you wanna make out with your sister"

"Ye--wait what"
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/12/20(Wed)09:19:16 No.4082769
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/12/20(Wed)09:19:16 No.4082769
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4082768
What?...RASPUTIN
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:20:08 No.4082770
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:20:08 No.4082770
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4082768
>>4082769
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)09:21:00 No.4082773
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)09:21:00 No.4082773
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4082768
The skellies are so disorganized right now. Imagine if the ancient evil showed up right now to destroy them when they are at their weakest. Would be absolutely terrible
>>
Anonymous (ID: s04OSkD7)
02/12/20(Wed)09:21:14 No.4082774
Anonymous (ID: s04OSkD7) 02/12/20(Wed)09:21:14 No.4082774
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4082768
How is Great Grand-tower doing?
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)09:21:58 No.4082775
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)09:21:58 No.4082775
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4082768
Oh no, the Great Gam-Gam's control goo has left Rasputin and are in the Director!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)09:24:45 No.4082777
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>>4082773
Yes indeed.

Anyway. ROLL 1d100TO SPIN OP'S PIZZA OF FORTUNE. HIGHEST GETS IT

90-100: Cool beans
50-89: uh oh
1-49: uh oh spaghetti-os
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:25:27 No.4082778
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:25:27 No.4082778
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4082777
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)09:25:44 No.4082781
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)09:25:44 No.4082781
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4082777
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/12/20(Wed)09:26:09 No.4082782
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/12/20(Wed)09:26:09 No.4082782
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4082777
PASGHETTI
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:26:18 No.4082783
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:26:18 No.4082783
>>4082781
WOAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)09:28:10 No.4082784
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)09:28:10 No.4082784
Rolled 21 (1d48)

>>4082777
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)09:29:27 No.4082786
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>>4082781
Wait no, that can't be right. Lemme fix that
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:30:07 No.4082787
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:30:07 No.4082787
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4082786
OP BEHIND YOU
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)09:30:36 No.4082788
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)09:30:36 No.4082788
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4082786
S H O O T
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/12/20(Wed)09:31:18 No.4082789
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/12/20(Wed)09:31:18 No.4082789
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4082786
OP, I'm gonna call the communist party and tell them that you are implying that communism can be defeated
>>
Anonymous (ID: 6mCXQzWJ)
02/12/20(Wed)09:33:45 No.4082790
Anonymous (ID: 6mCXQzWJ) 02/12/20(Wed)09:33:45 No.4082790
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4082786
Mushroom pizza
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/12/20(Wed)09:33:54 No.4082792
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/12/20(Wed)09:33:54 No.4082792
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4082786
op accidentally turns the roll into a 100
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)09:34:56 No.4082793
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)09:34:56 No.4082793
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>>4082788
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/12/20(Wed)09:35:29 No.4082794
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/12/20(Wed)09:35:29 No.4082794
>>4082789
>>4082792
>try to challenge OP
>immediately roll a critfail
Brehs.... be careful
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:35:55 No.4082796
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:35:55 No.4082796
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4082793
back to story
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/12/20(Wed)09:37:17 No.4082798
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/12/20(Wed)09:37:17 No.4082798
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4082793
Now OP, how's Rasputin?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)09:40:53 No.4082804
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>>4082796
"ugggh...my skull....Where am i?"
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/12/20(Wed)09:42:00 No.4082806
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/12/20(Wed)09:42:00 No.4082806
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4082804
On the island, not our island or the grill one where Quattro started out, but the grandmas one
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:42:36 No.4082807
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:42:36 No.4082807
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4082804
The Chosen One explains everything while everyone else tries to wake up Shotasniffer
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)09:44:52 No.4082809
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)09:44:52 No.4082809
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>>4082807
Yeah a--OH SHIT
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/12/20(Wed)09:46:13 No.4082814
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/12/20(Wed)09:46:13 No.4082814
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4082809
>The jojo stand intro-stat thingy they have in between scenes sometimes appears before we return to the story
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:46:46 No.4082817
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:46:46 No.4082817
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4082809
>>4082814
MEANWHILE IN SHOTASNIFFER'S COMA DREAM
>>
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj)
02/12/20(Wed)09:48:20 No.4082824
Anonymous (ID: SGJNqHOj) 02/12/20(Wed)09:48:20 No.4082824
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4082809
The old lady! Evasive manoeuvers!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)09:51:29 No.4082829
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)09:51:29 No.4082829
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>>4082814
YEs....That will appear.........whthe story actually resumes. Somewhere tomorrow. Probably around the current time right now. Cuz I gotta get back to the gula---I mean work.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:53:18 No.4082832
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:53:18 No.4082832
>>4082829
is shotasniffer still unconscious
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/12/20(Wed)09:54:45 No.4082833
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/12/20(Wed)09:54:45 No.4082833
>>4082832
Perhaps. it is a mystery
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/12/20(Wed)09:56:37 No.4082835
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/12/20(Wed)09:56:37 No.4082835
>>4082833
Anyway
>>4082809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPCLFtxpadE
>>
Anonymous (ID: oM6Bb5xg)
02/12/20(Wed)20:25:24 No.4083956
Anonymous (ID: oM6Bb5xg) 02/12/20(Wed)20:25:24 No.4083956
>>4082748
Even when they win, Marian and Quattro have no dignity.
>>
Anonymous (ID: xnsS8zVT)
02/12/20(Wed)23:00:09 No.4084403
Anonymous (ID: xnsS8zVT) 02/12/20(Wed)23:00:09 No.4084403
Funny because the two of them are the only ones to hit Rasputine. The sisters kinda failed hard.
>>
Anonymous (ID: kDJZkKK3)
02/12/20(Wed)23:29:59 No.4084465
Anonymous (ID: kDJZkKK3) 02/12/20(Wed)23:29:59 No.4084465
>>4084403
honestly its better this way.
Both of them need the self esteem boost.
>>
Anonymous (ID: kcFZt/RY)
02/13/20(Thu)01:16:05 No.4084648
Anonymous (ID: kcFZt/RY) 02/13/20(Thu)01:16:05 No.4084648
>>4084403
They're the Polnareffs
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/13/20(Thu)04:55:52 No.4084858
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/13/20(Thu)04:55:52 No.4084858
>>4084648
fuck off nig
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/13/20(Thu)08:51:22 No.4085013
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/13/20(Thu)08:51:22 No.4085013
delayed
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/13/20(Thu)10:55:55 No.4085158
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/13/20(Thu)10:55:55 No.4085158
>>4084858
Why the hostility
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/13/20(Thu)11:05:56 No.4085168
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/13/20(Thu)11:05:56 No.4085168
>>4085158
These jojofags always infest the place, and are responsible for terrible names
>Marian G Kujo
>Green Stardust Giants
stupid stupid
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/13/20(Thu)11:09:56 No.4085177
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/13/20(Thu)11:09:56 No.4085177
>>4085168
intersting
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/13/20(Thu)11:23:18 No.4085201
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/13/20(Thu)11:23:18 No.4085201
>>4085168
I agree, Marian sucks
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/13/20(Thu)11:24:52 No.4085202
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/13/20(Thu)11:24:52 No.4085202
>>4085168
>>4085201
You guys just don't like Green, dontcha
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/13/20(Thu)11:57:30 No.4085242
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/13/20(Thu)11:57:30 No.4085242
>>4085202
Everyone knows yellow is the best color
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/13/20(Thu)12:01:52 No.4085246
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/13/20(Thu)12:01:52 No.4085246
>>4085242
truth
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/13/20(Thu)12:20:13 No.4085261
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/13/20(Thu)12:20:13 No.4085261
>>4085242
>>4085246
"No!"
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/13/20(Thu)12:30:46 No.4085268
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/13/20(Thu)12:30:46 No.4085268
>>4085261
So which color is it then
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/13/20(Thu)12:31:46 No.4085270
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/13/20(Thu)12:31:46 No.4085270
>>4085268
BEIGE
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/13/20(Thu)12:35:18 No.4085272
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/13/20(Thu)12:35:18 No.4085272
>>4085270
go back to your historical rants on youtube, I need more stuff to listed during work
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/13/20(Thu)12:38:03 No.4085273
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/13/20(Thu)12:38:03 No.4085273
>>4085242
My man!
>>
Anonymous (ID: sfC7gJTg)
02/13/20(Thu)15:05:08 No.4085440
Anonymous (ID: sfC7gJTg) 02/13/20(Thu)15:05:08 No.4085440
>>4085268
Not him but blue. That said, any color is good so long as it isn't a pastel: those colors half-ass everything.
>>
Anonymous (ID: QofAY3qy)
02/13/20(Thu)17:12:50 No.4085640
Anonymous (ID: QofAY3qy) 02/13/20(Thu)17:12:50 No.4085640
Quattro is worst character
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/13/20(Thu)17:17:46 No.4085649
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/13/20(Thu)17:17:46 No.4085649
>>4085640
By which criteria? There are many...
>>
Anonymous (ID: QofAY3qy)
02/13/20(Thu)17:34:59 No.4085685
Anonymous (ID: QofAY3qy) 02/13/20(Thu)17:34:59 No.4085685
>>4085649
He is worst because I say so and I'm the boss, and what the boss says goes.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/13/20(Thu)17:42:37 No.4085708
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/13/20(Thu)17:42:37 No.4085708
>>4085685
Well that means you are wrong and one of those semi-senile old men who run companies into the ground
>>
Anonymous (ID: QofAY3qy)
02/13/20(Thu)17:52:08 No.4085729
Anonymous (ID: QofAY3qy) 02/13/20(Thu)17:52:08 No.4085729
>>4085708
The boss can't be wrong, it don't work like that. Quattro is worst character and best character is torn between Luke and Marian. I'm automatically correct and you can't speak otherwise.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/13/20(Thu)18:13:28 No.4085768
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/13/20(Thu)18:13:28 No.4085768
>>4085729
I agree with Luke, but not Marian, so I quit and go to another job boss, Marian is funny for his tantrums tho
>>
Anonymous (ID: QofAY3qy)
02/13/20(Thu)18:21:59 No.4085786
Anonymous (ID: QofAY3qy) 02/13/20(Thu)18:21:59 No.4085786
>>4085768
You don't quit, you're FIRED
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/13/20(Thu)19:58:28 No.4086017
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/13/20(Thu)19:58:28 No.4086017
>>4085786
WOOOOO
>>
Anonymous (ID: x/sD5R7n)
02/13/20(Thu)20:03:49 No.4086031
Anonymous (ID: x/sD5R7n) 02/13/20(Thu)20:03:49 No.4086031
I thought shitpost hours were after OP finishes up the thread
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)08:39:22 No.4086903
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)08:39:22 No.4086903
>>4086031
Shitpost hour is every hour
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)11:58:57 No.4087021
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)11:58:57 No.4087021
it's been 500 hours
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)11:59:49 No.4087022
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)11:59:49 No.4087022
I'm ready
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)12:20:36 No.4087036
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)12:20:36 No.4087036
>>4087021
Is it tho
>>4087022
Are you tho
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)12:21:10 No.4087038
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)12:21:10 No.4087038
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4087036
maybe
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)12:22:05 No.4087040
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)12:22:05 No.4087040
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4087038
If <50 then you are not ready
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)12:22:55 No.4087041
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)12:22:55 No.4087041
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4087036
yep
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)12:24:53 No.4087042
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>>4087040
>>4087041
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)12:25:37 No.4087044
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)12:25:37 No.4087044
>>4087042
We're ready to bone
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)12:25:53 No.4087047
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)12:25:53 No.4087047
>>4087042
>fuck op
get back to the plot
>>4082814
you promised this
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)12:28:32 No.4087050
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)12:28:32 No.4087050
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4087042
>>4087047
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)12:29:42 No.4087051
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>>4087050
>you promised this
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)12:30:48 No.4087053
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)12:30:48 No.4087053
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4087051
>>4082829
also I have this big bag of dog meat to give you
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)12:31:37 No.4087055
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)12:31:37 No.4087055
>>4087053
Nice
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)12:32:22 No.4087056
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)12:32:22 No.4087056
>>4087053
Ah yes. I promised stand stats would appear....whenever the story resumes.

So that means if I don't continue the thread, I don't have to fulfill my promises. Of course!
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)12:34:06 No.4087057
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)12:34:06 No.4087057
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4087056
op please
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/14/20(Fri)12:36:13 No.4087060
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/14/20(Fri)12:36:13 No.4087060
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4087056
dewit
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)12:37:11 No.4087061
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>>4087060
>>4087057
"Escape", you say? Don't mind if I doooo
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)12:39:18 No.4087064
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)12:39:18 No.4087064
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4087061
OP SHE'S OUTSIDE THE WINDOW
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)12:42:04 No.4087067
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)12:42:04 No.4087067
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>>4087064
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)12:45:24 No.4087070
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)12:45:24 No.4087070
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4087067
>female protagonist beats the shit out of OP for delaying
Every time
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)12:45:42 No.4087072
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)12:45:42 No.4087072
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4087067
Oh shit nigger no escaping now
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)13:03:27 No.4087083
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>>4087072
fug
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)13:06:04 No.4087086
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)13:06:04 No.4087086
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4087083
>red background is OP's blood after shotasniffer was done with him
Back to the plot
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)13:13:10 No.4087097
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>>4087086
Alright. Rasputin got his mind back. Grandma's control over him has subsided
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Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y)
02/14/20(Fri)13:14:15 No.4087100
Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y) 02/14/20(Fri)13:14:15 No.4087100
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4087097
What's Quattro confused about?
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)13:15:01 No.4087103
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)13:15:01 No.4087103
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4087097
But we lost Boy's photo
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)13:17:36 No.4087106
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>>4087103
+900 mental damage
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)13:18:08 No.4087109
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)13:18:08 No.4087109
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4087097
Quattro has a drink to recover
>>
Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y)
02/14/20(Fri)13:18:52 No.4087111
Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y) 02/14/20(Fri)13:18:52 No.4087111
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4087106
At least we still have the totally not creepy idol in our house
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)13:23:29 No.4087121
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)13:23:29 No.4087121
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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4087111
Anyway....Roll 2d100 to resist further mental damage
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/14/20(Fri)13:24:43 No.4087123
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/14/20(Fri)13:24:43 No.4087123
Rolled 68, 23 = 91 (2d100)

>>4087121
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)13:25:17 No.4087124
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)13:25:17 No.4087124
Rolled 26, 54 = 80 (2d100)

>>4087121
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)13:26:32 No.4087126
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)13:26:32 No.4087126
Rolled 37, 17 = 54 (2d100)

>>4087121
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Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y)
02/14/20(Fri)13:27:58 No.4087128
Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y) 02/14/20(Fri)13:27:58 No.4087128
Rolled 44, 58 = 102 (2d100)

>>4087121
f
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)13:29:10 No.4087131
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>>4087123
The mental damage has rendered you blind!

With rage.

Will you punch Marian for destroying your treasure?
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)13:31:53 No.4087135
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)13:31:53 No.4087135
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4087131
Marian: "oh crap"
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)13:32:47 No.4087137
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)13:32:47 No.4087137
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4087131
Punch the ground, which causes an earthquake
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)13:36:14 No.4087144
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)13:36:14 No.4087144
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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4087137
You are now Marian.

Your elder sister, Shotasniffer, has punched the ground in anger, causing an earthquake.

Roll 2d100 to escape danger
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/14/20(Fri)13:37:17 No.4087145
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/14/20(Fri)13:37:17 No.4087145
Rolled 3, 12 = 15 (2d100)

>>4087144
hide behind quattro
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Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y)
02/14/20(Fri)13:37:52 No.4087146
Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y) 02/14/20(Fri)13:37:52 No.4087146
Rolled 77, 12 = 89 (2d100)

>>4087144
Guess that jogging was useful, huh
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)13:39:34 No.4087149
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)13:39:34 No.4087149
Rolled 49, 8 = 57 (2d100)

>>4087144
Fug.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)13:39:48 No.4087150
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)13:39:48 No.4087150
Rolled 48, 49 = 97 (2d100)

>>4087144
Oh shit
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/14/20(Fri)13:40:36 No.4087151
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/14/20(Fri)13:40:36 No.4087151
>marian
>escaping from danger
should've guessed it
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)13:47:34 No.4087163
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)13:47:34 No.4087163
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>>4087146
You no longer control Marian
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)13:49:18 No.4087172
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)13:49:18 No.4087172
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4087163
Alright gang, let's split up and look for clues.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)13:49:32 No.4087173
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)13:49:32 No.4087173
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4087163
Back to everyone else
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)13:56:07 No.4087180
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)13:56:07 No.4087180
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>>4087172
"She's staying inside that giant evil spire in the middle of the island, sister. Not much else to go" says Rasputin
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)13:58:05 No.4087184
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)13:58:05 No.4087184
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4087180
Is that why her tentacles seem to come from everywhere
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)13:58:22 No.4087185
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)13:58:22 No.4087185
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4087180
Alright guess we just go for it and head over there.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)14:09:43 No.4087199
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)14:09:43 No.4087199
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>>4087184
"Yes. She's been sealed away for a very long time. So now she's...hungry, to say the least. From her spire she spreads her influence across this island. Draining the life from the very earth of this place and corrupting it into her own image. She can also do this to sentient creatures. And if she wills it, she can put said creature under her control. Like what she did with me"
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/14/20(Fri)14:11:57 No.4087203
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/14/20(Fri)14:11:57 No.4087203
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4087199
Could we just bombard the whole place? Do you think that would work
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)14:13:16 No.4087205
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)14:13:16 No.4087205
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4087199
So, pretty much like Dad
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)14:16:42 No.4087211
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)14:16:42 No.4087211
>>4087203
We tried that in the first thread, didn't work
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)14:16:58 No.4087212
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)14:16:58 No.4087212
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>>4087205
"I....fail to remember when dad could do any of that. Especially the tentacles. He definitely doesn't have any of those"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)14:19:00 No.4087215
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)14:19:00 No.4087215
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4087212
I mean both being completely evil.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)14:24:40 No.4087221
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)14:24:40 No.4087221
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>>4087215
"It runs in the family, I suppose. So now what's the plan?"
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Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y)
02/14/20(Fri)14:26:51 No.4087222
Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y) 02/14/20(Fri)14:26:51 No.4087222
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4087221
We punch her who are controlling anyways?
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)14:26:55 No.4087223
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)14:26:55 No.4087223
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4087221
We need someone to be the bait for Grandma so that we can catch her in a surprise attack.
And by someone I mean Bobby.
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/14/20(Fri)14:27:26 No.4087225
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/14/20(Fri)14:27:26 No.4087225
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4087221
Just leave her, the problem will solve itself.
Now call in for transport back home
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/14/20(Fri)14:29:19 No.4087228
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/14/20(Fri)14:29:19 No.4087228
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4087221
Can't really do much until we figure out a way to either cancel out her influence or feed her full. Wish granpaps were still around; he'd know what to do.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)14:33:20 No.4087234
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)14:33:20 No.4087234
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>>4087223
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/14/20(Fri)14:34:40 No.4087236
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/14/20(Fri)14:34:40 No.4087236
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4087234
>inb4 Grandma sniffs guys like Bobby
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)14:35:06 No.4087237
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)14:35:06 No.4087237
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4087234
GET HIM
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)14:35:12 No.4087238
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)14:35:12 No.4087238
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4087234
"Alright Bobby, let's show them what you're made of" says Quattro to avoid himself being the bait.
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/14/20(Fri)14:35:36 No.4087239
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/14/20(Fri)14:35:36 No.4087239
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4087234
Grab Bobby and throw him at the spire's doorstep
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)14:39:50 No.4087244
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)14:39:50 No.4087244
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>>4087238
"R-really bro? you want me to go because you want me to prove my power? And in turn prove that we yellows are nothing to scoff at?"

"Uh, yeah sure. Go get em, champ"

"I won't let you down, Quattro"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)14:41:46 No.4087248
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)14:41:46 No.4087248
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4087244
The rest are already planning his funeral.
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)14:42:20 No.4087250
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)14:42:20 No.4087250
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4087244
Give him words of encouragement, and that if he does a good job Quattro will make a drink for Bobby himself.
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Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y)
02/14/20(Fri)14:42:34 No.4087251
Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y) 02/14/20(Fri)14:42:34 No.4087251
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4087244
Who are we controlling now anyways?
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)14:48:15 No.4087255
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)14:48:15 No.4087255
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>>4087251
Nobody. Because I gotta take care of some family shit irl. Thread will continue in like, 12 hours or some shit. fuck.

much apologies
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/14/20(Fri)14:49:55 No.4087257
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/14/20(Fri)14:49:55 No.4087257
>>4087255
>taking care of family shit at 2 in the morning
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/14/20(Fri)14:51:58 No.4087259
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/14/20(Fri)14:51:58 No.4087259
>>4087255
>taking care of family shit at 3 in the afternoon
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/14/20(Fri)14:53:11 No.4087260
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/14/20(Fri)14:53:11 No.4087260
>>4087257
My brother's hungry so I gotta go find food
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/14/20(Fri)14:53:31 No.4087261
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/14/20(Fri)14:53:31 No.4087261
>>4087255
>having a family
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Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y)
02/14/20(Fri)15:01:52 No.4087275
Anonymous (ID: yHNkHX0Y) 02/14/20(Fri)15:01:52 No.4087275
>>4087260
Real Isopod Hours
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Anonymous (ID: KcG/PWzy)
02/14/20(Fri)15:03:35 No.4087278
Anonymous (ID: KcG/PWzy) 02/14/20(Fri)15:03:35 No.4087278
>>4087255
Imagine having a family. Imagine being alive. Imagine actually being made of matter. Imagine existing in the physical universe. I seriously, seriously hope you don't do this OP.
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Anonymous (ID: kDJZkKK3)
02/15/20(Sat)00:13:22 No.4088318
Anonymous (ID: kDJZkKK3) 02/15/20(Sat)00:13:22 No.4088318
>>4087278
imagine interacting with the electrons that make up a Burmese donut decorating forum.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)02:43:04 No.4088534
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)02:43:04 No.4088534
possibly time again maybe
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)08:14:50 No.4088722
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)08:14:50 No.4088722
or this time
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Anonymous (ID: QWavsS5t)
02/15/20(Sat)08:29:57 No.4088733
Anonymous (ID: QWavsS5t) 02/15/20(Sat)08:29:57 No.4088733
>>4088722
Never ever
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)08:52:47 No.4088756
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)08:52:47 No.4088756
>>4088733
op is like the dad who went to get cigarettes
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Anonymous (ID: QWavsS5t)
02/15/20(Sat)09:04:16 No.4088768
Anonymous (ID: QWavsS5t) 02/15/20(Sat)09:04:16 No.4088768
>>4088756
... what if his family killed him...?
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)09:18:12 No.4088777
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)09:18:12 No.4088777
>>4088756
Don't worry son, I'll get that pack someday
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)09:19:16 No.4088779
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)09:19:16 No.4088779
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4088777
still a better dad than lolisniffer
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)09:22:01 No.4088782
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)09:22:01 No.4088782
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Anyway, OP has went out for a pack of cigarettes. He'll be back shortly. Don't worry.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)09:25:14 No.4088783
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)09:25:14 No.4088783
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4088782
OP LOOK OUT
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)09:27:29 No.4088784
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)09:27:29 No.4088784
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>>4088783
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)09:29:07 No.4088787
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)09:29:07 No.4088787
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4088784
we now return to the adventures of booby and some other skeletons
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)09:29:57 No.4088789
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)09:29:57 No.4088789
>>4088787
I meant bobby but who really cares about his name
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)09:37:30 No.4088793
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)09:37:30 No.4088793
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>>4088787
>booby
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)09:38:48 No.4088795
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)09:38:48 No.4088795
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4088793
fits him , really
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Anonymous (ID: QWavsS5t)
02/15/20(Sat)09:39:49 No.4088798
Anonymous (ID: QWavsS5t) 02/15/20(Sat)09:39:49 No.4088798
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4088793
You know what this guy needs? An ushanka.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)09:40:29 No.4088799
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)09:40:29 No.4088799
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>>4088798
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/15/20(Sat)09:40:38 No.4088800
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/15/20(Sat)09:40:38 No.4088800
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4088793
Great Grandma's tentacles begin pinching Bobby's cheekbones, allowing the others to infiltrate her tower
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/15/20(Sat)09:41:43 No.4088803
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/15/20(Sat)09:41:43 No.4088803
>>4088799
>>4088800
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)09:41:50 No.4088804
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)09:41:50 No.4088804
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4088799
go make quattro proud now
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Anonymous (ID: QWavsS5t)
02/15/20(Sat)09:41:51 No.4088805
Anonymous (ID: QWavsS5t) 02/15/20(Sat)09:41:51 No.4088805
>>4088799
>he doesn't like ushanka
Shit taste, booby.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)09:45:28 No.4088810
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)09:45:28 No.4088810
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>>4088804
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/15/20(Sat)09:49:11 No.4088811
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/15/20(Sat)09:49:11 No.4088811
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4088810
G. G-Ma hates Bobby's shirt, begins knitting him a sweater
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)09:51:12 No.4088814
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)09:51:12 No.4088814
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Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4088811
OH SHIT ROLL 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)09:53:14 No.4088816
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)09:53:14 No.4088816
>>4088814
>99
goddamnit bobby
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)09:53:45 No.4088817
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)09:53:45 No.4088817
Rolled 65, 53 = 118 (2d100)

>>4088814
>>4088816
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/15/20(Sat)09:54:43 No.4088818
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/15/20(Sat)09:54:43 No.4088818
Rolled 17, 15 = 32 (2d100)

>>4088814
>99
this is gonna be one hell of a sweater
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)10:01:49 No.4088824
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)10:01:49 No.4088824
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>>4088817
BOBBY IS ASSAULTED BY TENTACLES! WHAT'S YOUR NEXT MOVE, SHOTASNIFFER?!
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/15/20(Sat)10:04:03 No.4088830
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/15/20(Sat)10:04:03 No.4088830
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4088824
infiltrate the tower while Bobby distracts them. While still super angry and sad about the picture thing.
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)10:07:39 No.4088834
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)10:07:39 No.4088834
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4088824
"Concentrate Bobby! You must harden your body against the tentacles!" says Quattro.
Then while everyone's distracted they head towards the tower.
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)10:08:45 No.4088835
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)10:08:45 No.4088835
>>4088834
*while the tentacles are distracted everyone heads to the tower.
Sorry I literally just woke up.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)10:12:15 No.4088838
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)10:12:15 No.4088838
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>>4088834
"I will! Don't worrryyyyyyy"
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)10:18:16 No.4088843
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)10:18:16 No.4088843
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4088838
Such a good boy. He will be rewarded after this quest.
Let's get to granny.
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Anonymous (ID: kDJZkKK3)
02/15/20(Sat)10:18:48 No.4088844
Anonymous (ID: kDJZkKK3) 02/15/20(Sat)10:18:48 No.4088844
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4088838
Guess grandma likes em young
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/15/20(Sat)10:18:55 No.4088845
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/15/20(Sat)10:18:55 No.4088845
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4088838
Simon explains that each floor of Grandma's Tower is protected by a guardian, who must be defeated before the group may pass. Since Rasputin is back to normal, the group must now face...

A really fat cat!
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)10:21:34 No.4088848
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)10:21:34 No.4088848
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4088845
And his name is Garfield
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)10:25:20 No.4088850
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)10:25:20 No.4088850
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>>4088845
oh shit
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)10:27:02 No.4088851
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)10:27:02 No.4088851
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4088850
so we are going to assalt crazy old cat lady place
greaaat.
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/15/20(Sat)10:27:15 No.4088852
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/15/20(Sat)10:27:15 No.4088852
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4088850
Throw lasagna
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Anonymous (ID: LkFiYLmm)
02/15/20(Sat)10:27:41 No.4088854
Anonymous (ID: LkFiYLmm) 02/15/20(Sat)10:27:41 No.4088854
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4088850
FIRE BIG AUTHORITY HAT MISSILE
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/15/20(Sat)10:29:50 No.4088856
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/15/20(Sat)10:29:50 No.4088856
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4088850
Timeskip past all the dumb guardians
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/15/20(Sat)10:33:25 No.4088859
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/15/20(Sat)10:33:25 No.4088859
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4088850
Lily tames the cat and gains a pet
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)10:34:16 No.4088862
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)10:34:16 No.4088862
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Rolled 143 (1d1000)

>>4088854
Roll 2d1020
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)10:35:39 No.4088865
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)10:35:39 No.4088865
Rolled 199, 730 = 929 (2d1020)

>>4088862
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/15/20(Sat)10:35:45 No.4088866
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/15/20(Sat)10:35:45 No.4088866
Rolled 294, 906 = 1200 (2d1020)

>>4088862
YES, THAT THING
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)10:35:57 No.4088867
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)10:35:57 No.4088867
Rolled 848, 435 = 1283 (2d1020)

>>4088862
Garfield stop eating my lasagna
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Anonymous (ID: LkFiYLmm)
02/15/20(Sat)10:36:15 No.4088868
Anonymous (ID: LkFiYLmm) 02/15/20(Sat)10:36:15 No.4088868
Rolled 73, 758 = 831 (2d1020)

>>4088862
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)10:44:33 No.4088874
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)10:44:33 No.4088874
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>>4088867
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/15/20(Sat)10:46:31 No.4088877
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/15/20(Sat)10:46:31 No.4088877
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4088874
Next level
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/15/20(Sat)10:47:01 No.4088879
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/15/20(Sat)10:47:01 No.4088879
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4088874
Dash forward now, before we get bogged in the spire for 5 threads
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)10:50:43 No.4088882
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)10:50:43 No.4088882
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>>4088879
"Whaaaat? Me? Allowing such a thing? You're crazy"
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Anonymous (ID: LkFiYLmm)
02/15/20(Sat)10:52:11 No.4088884
Anonymous (ID: LkFiYLmm) 02/15/20(Sat)10:52:11 No.4088884
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4088882
If you're so great, spill that whole box on us all at once then.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)10:53:33 No.4088885
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)10:53:33 No.4088885
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4088882
destroy the box
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/15/20(Sat)10:53:38 No.4088886
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/15/20(Sat)10:53:38 No.4088886
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4088882
Next spire guard: Guy with a GILF fetish
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Anonymous (ID: kDJZkKK3)
02/15/20(Sat)10:54:41 No.4088887
Anonymous (ID: kDJZkKK3) 02/15/20(Sat)10:54:41 No.4088887
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4088882
throw OP at the guard.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)11:03:06 No.4088896
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)11:03:06 No.4088896
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>>4088884
Sure! Great Grandma decided to jsut use all the guards at once!
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/15/20(Sat)11:05:41 No.4088899
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/15/20(Sat)11:05:41 No.4088899
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4088896
Come up with a detailed battle plan to defeat all the guardians.

Lily ruins it immediately and charges in.
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)11:05:42 No.4088901
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)11:05:42 No.4088901
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4088896
artillery strike this very convienent target
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)11:08:01 No.4088908
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)11:08:01 No.4088908
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4088896
Rasputin and the hat'll make short work of them
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)11:11:41 No.4088912
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)11:11:41 No.4088912
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>>4088901
"Errmmm...you want to bomb the tower...that we're currently inside too?"
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)11:14:02 No.4088915
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)11:14:02 No.4088915
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4088912
Maybe just shoot the top off of it
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)11:15:05 No.4088916
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)11:15:05 No.4088916
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4088912
yes.
It makes perfect sense. Why bother going up when we can bring it down
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)11:18:22 No.4088922
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)11:18:22 No.4088922
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>>4088916
"Yes. Down...on top of our heads. If we're gonna do this anyway, why did we even have Bobby be bait so we can enter the spire? We could have done it from outside"
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)11:19:33 No.4088924
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)11:19:33 No.4088924
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4088922
Disregard that. It's more fun if we fight the baddies to get to the top anyways.
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)11:20:27 No.4088926
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)11:20:27 No.4088926
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4088922
we can always exit
and come on, you are not scared of some shaking and rocks
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)11:21:43 No.4088928
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)11:21:43 No.4088928
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4088922
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)11:28:49 No.4088938
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)11:28:49 No.4088938
wait why are we even suggesting aerial bombardment when the damn thing is protected by a dome of evil energy
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)11:30:21 No.4088940
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)11:30:21 No.4088940
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>>4088924
Alroight
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)11:31:40 No.4088941
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)11:31:40 No.4088941
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4088940
Go, Quattro!
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)11:33:02 No.4088943
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)11:33:02 No.4088943
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4088940
Rasputin has already punched them up pretty bad while you and Betty were arguing
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Anonymous (ID: kDJZkKK3)
02/15/20(Sat)11:33:56 No.4088946
Anonymous (ID: kDJZkKK3) 02/15/20(Sat)11:33:56 No.4088946
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4088940
activate WOTE
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)11:37:30 No.4088952
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)11:37:30 No.4088952
>>4088941
I see we're already starting off with our best fighter
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)11:37:52 No.4088955
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)11:37:52 No.4088955
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>>4088941
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)11:40:01 No.4088958
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)11:40:01 No.4088958
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4088955
Quattro uses intoxicate - the guardians become super chilled
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)11:44:50 No.4088962
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)11:44:50 No.4088962
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Rolled 969, 870, 933 = 2772 (3d1000)

>>4088958
ROLL 2D1000

+50 for the guardians
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)11:46:15 No.4088963
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)11:46:15 No.4088963
Rolled 208, 67 = 275 (2d1000)

>>4088962
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)11:47:14 No.4088965
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)11:47:14 No.4088965
Rolled 168, 169 = 337 (2d1000)

>>4088962
Jesus Christ OP
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)11:48:03 No.4088967
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)11:48:03 No.4088967
Rolled 386, 970 = 1356 (2d1000)

>>4088962
>1 autoloss
Quattro got at least 2 of them!
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)11:49:08 No.4088971
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)11:49:08 No.4088971
>>4088967
make that 1
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)11:49:36 No.4088973
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)11:49:36 No.4088973
>>4088967
Nice, we're not total failures
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)11:50:56 No.4088976
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)11:50:56 No.4088976
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Rolled 613, 121 = 734 (2d1000)

>>4088967
1 is drunk! It's too intoxicated to act! But the other 2 aren't! ROLL 2D1000!
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)11:51:37 No.4088977
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)11:51:37 No.4088977
Rolled 8, 533 = 541 (2d1000)

>>4088976
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)11:51:42 No.4088978
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)11:51:42 No.4088978
Rolled 702, 692 = 1394 (2d1000)

>>4088976
Quattro is competent!
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)11:51:45 No.4088979
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)11:51:45 No.4088979
Rolled 328, 194 = 522 (2d1000)

>>4088976
EVASIVE MANEUVERS
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)11:55:20 No.4088984
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)11:55:20 No.4088984
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>>4088978
They missed! Could this be?! The redemption of Quattro?!
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)11:56:34 No.4088987
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)11:56:34 No.4088987
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4088984
IT IS!
QUATTRO IS BACK BABY!
ATTACK WITH ALL WE GOT!
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)11:56:57 No.4088989
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)11:56:57 No.4088989
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4088984
Use Spinning Bird Kick!
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)11:57:22 No.4088991
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)11:57:22 No.4088991
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4088984
Time for some hardcore Drunken-Fist-ing
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)11:57:32 No.4088992
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)11:57:32 No.4088992
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4088984
Proceed to convince drunk guardian to drop out of the fight and drink more
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)12:01:46 No.4088996
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)12:01:46 No.4088996
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Rolled 147, 442, 222 = 811 (3d1000)

>>4088989
ROLL 2D1000!

The 2 non-drunk guardians have +80 bonus
The drunk one has -20
Quattro has a +40
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)12:02:23 No.4088998
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)12:02:23 No.4088998
Rolled 980, 840 = 1820 (2d1000)

>>4088996
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)12:02:43 No.4088999
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)12:02:43 No.4088999
>>4088998
OH SHIT
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)12:04:45 No.4089004
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)12:04:45 No.4089004
>>4088996
To predict a bird-form devastation...
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)12:04:50 No.4089005
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)12:04:50 No.4089005
>>4088998
Nice. Quattro is actually doing it.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)12:06:48 No.4089009
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)12:06:48 No.4089009
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Rolled 811, 950 = 1761 (2d1000)

>>4088998
Roll 2d1000 again for their counter attack!
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)12:07:33 No.4089011
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)12:07:33 No.4089011
Rolled 282, 622 = 904 (2d1000)

>>4089009
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)12:08:38 No.4089014
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)12:08:38 No.4089014
Rolled 718, 151 = 869 (2d1000)

>>4089009
Damn these guys roll high. Zero chill
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)12:09:01 No.4089016
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)12:09:01 No.4089016
Rolled 351, 146 = 497 (2d1000)

>>4089009
QUATTRO USES COMPETENCY!
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)12:13:13 No.4089022
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)12:13:13 No.4089022
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>>4089014
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)12:14:17 No.4089023
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)12:14:17 No.4089023
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4089022
man up, Quattro!
This is nothing compared to your pain of losing it all.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)12:14:18 No.4089024
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)12:14:18 No.4089024
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4089022
Drunk guardian suddenly attacks the other 2
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)12:17:16 No.4089030
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)12:17:16 No.4089030
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Rolled 78 (1d1000)

>>4089024
Does he?!

Roll 2d1000 to find out!
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)12:17:43 No.4089031
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)12:17:43 No.4089031
Rolled 505, 406 = 911 (2d1000)

>>4089030
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)12:18:42 No.4089033
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)12:18:42 No.4089033
Rolled 456, 9 = 465 (2d1000)

>>4089030
Turns out he has same taste in booze as Quattro, and turncoats!
find somewhere congratulatory yellow thsirt for bobby mk2
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)12:19:20 No.4089036
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)12:19:20 No.4089036
>>4089033
YOU ALMOST KILLED US
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)12:20:08 No.4089037
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)12:20:08 No.4089037
>>4089036
all well what ends well
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)12:23:23 No.4089045
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)12:23:23 No.4089045
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>>4089033
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)12:24:03 No.4089046
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)12:24:03 No.4089046
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4089045
oh no you don't
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)12:24:11 No.4089047
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)12:24:11 No.4089047
>>4089045
OP come on.
What did Quattro ever did to you.
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)12:25:15 No.4089048
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)12:25:15 No.4089048
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4089045
>>4089047
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)12:26:55 No.4089051
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)12:26:55 No.4089051
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4089045
Nah - OP remembers drunken chicanery is fun, so he won't stand in its way
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)12:30:40 No.4089055
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)12:30:40 No.4089055
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>>4089046
nyeeeehhhh


THE DRUNKEN GUARDIAN BITES ONE OF THE NON-DRUNKEN ONES!
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)12:32:11 No.4089056
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)12:32:11 No.4089056
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4089055
Quattro man ups and starts believing in himself a little bit more, regaining his willpower!
Use confusion to attack!
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)12:33:21 No.4089057
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)12:33:21 No.4089057
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4089055
Drunken Fist accompanies drunken bite
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)12:38:00 No.4089060
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)12:38:00 No.4089060
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Rolled 671 (1d1000)

>>4089057
ROLL 2d1000!

The one being bitten has a +40 bonus!
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)12:38:31 No.4089061
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)12:38:31 No.4089061
Rolled 541, 552 = 1093 (2d1000)

>>4089060
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)12:39:20 No.4089062
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)12:39:20 No.4089062
Rolled 816, 876 = 1692 (2d1000)

>>4089060
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)12:39:25 No.4089063
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)12:39:25 No.4089063
Rolled 217, 714 = 931 (2d1000)

>>4089060
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)12:39:27 No.4089064
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)12:39:27 No.4089064
Rolled 76, 95 = 171 (2d1000)

>>4089060
Remember your old self, Quattro!
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)12:41:33 No.4089067
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)12:41:33 No.4089067
>>4089062
Noice
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)12:50:50 No.4089076
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>>4089062
"Amazing. Quattro is actually beating them!"

"Maybe he should have been this competent back when it actually would have helped"

"C'mon Betty, don't be too hard on your big brother"

"We all saw him crying and begging to big sis, Rasputin. While he was lying on the floor. In the fetal position."
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)12:52:19 No.4089080
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)12:52:19 No.4089080
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4089076
Betty you promised you won't tell anyone!
For old times sake!
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)12:54:28 No.4089084
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)12:54:28 No.4089084
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4089076
>>4089080
The guardians console him.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)13:00:20 No.4089096
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)13:00:20 No.4089096
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>>4089080
"Tell what? Whatchu guys talking about?"
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)13:02:01 No.4089101
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)13:02:01 No.4089101
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4089096
Quattro wins his fight against the Guardians but unknowingly lost something else.
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)13:02:03 No.4089102
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)13:02:03 No.4089102
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4089096
kill guardians quickly so we can proceed and change flow of discussion away from you
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)13:03:59 No.4089105
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)13:03:59 No.4089105
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4089096
"Just observing that Quattro's got his mojo back and has bested all those things single-handed."
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)13:10:32 No.4089114
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)13:10:32 No.4089114
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>>4089101
Betty confides to the non-reds about Quattro's embarrassing episode of crying and begging Shotasniffer to have mercy on him and have him run the resort. Culminating in him curling up into her lap, thanking her amid tears while she pats his head.

Quattro's reputation as a fighter go up!

But the respect his siblings have for him go down.

Don't tell him tho.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)13:11:32 No.4089116
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)13:11:32 No.4089116
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4089114
The little bird that spinkicked the guardians consoles him.
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)13:11:57 No.4089117
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)13:11:57 No.4089117
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4089114
it's just setup for sequel quest of "Quattro's CounterAttack".
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)13:13:13 No.4089118
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)13:13:13 No.4089118
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4089114
>>4089116
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)13:13:34 No.4089120
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)13:13:34 No.4089120
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4089114
Quattro obliviously sips a cocktail as everyone ascends to face GG
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)13:16:29 No.4089127
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)13:16:29 No.4089127
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>>4089117
Which may or may not ends with a giant something being dropped onto the island. And Quattro disappearing into space.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)13:17:08 No.4089128
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)13:17:08 No.4089128
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4089127
>>4089116
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)13:18:14 No.4089131
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)13:18:14 No.4089131
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4089127
Surely it won't end that way.
That sounds like a plot of bad dissappointing movie of someone who prefers red color.
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)13:19:03 No.4089132
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)13:19:03 No.4089132
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4089127
>>4089120
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)13:23:51 No.4089140
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)13:23:51 No.4089140
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>>4089128
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)13:24:57 No.4089142
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)13:24:57 No.4089142
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4089140
What happened to Marian, anyway, last we saw him he got caught in the earthquake.
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)13:26:14 No.4089146
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)13:26:14 No.4089146
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4089140
as long "Dark Prison" won't start playing, it's all good.
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)13:27:03 No.4089149
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)13:27:03 No.4089149
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4089140
>>4089142
Probably crawled back to his sub. To Grandma!
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)13:27:14 No.4089150
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)13:27:14 No.4089150
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4089140
Give your bird friend a yellow hawaiian t-shirt
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)13:27:32 No.4089151
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)13:27:32 No.4089151
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4089140
Quattro obliviously sips a cocktail as everyone ascends to face GG - finding a battered Marian already at the top with nipples at the ready
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)13:32:18 No.4089161
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)13:32:18 No.4089161
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>>4089142
Oh, he's with the party. Don't worry. His subordinates are making sure of that
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)13:33:12 No.4089163
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)13:33:12 No.4089163
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4089161
Floor guardians defeated. Let's go see grandma.
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/15/20(Sat)13:34:22 No.4089164
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/15/20(Sat)13:34:22 No.4089164
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4089161
give Marian a drink
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)13:34:36 No.4089165
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)13:34:36 No.4089165
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4089161
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)13:35:26 No.4089168
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)13:35:26 No.4089168
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4089161
More cocktails.
More stair-climbing.
More old lady fights.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)13:35:28 No.4089169
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)13:35:28 No.4089169
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4089161
>>4089165
wait forget that roll take this one instead
>>4089164
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)13:40:07 No.4089181
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)13:40:07 No.4089181
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>>4089164
Of course. And since you're trying to make Marian NOT a drunken wreck, like a certain yellow alcoholic you know, all he's getting is this glass of water.
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)13:42:28 No.4089185
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)13:42:28 No.4089185
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4089181
SOCIALIST WATER
*Grandma is suddenly terrified and she does not know why*
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)13:43:32 No.4089188
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)13:43:32 No.4089188
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4089181
Ascend the tower to Grandma(who just so happened to be changing attire)!
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)13:47:52 No.4089197
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)13:47:52 No.4089197
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>>4089185
"How horrifying"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)13:48:45 No.4089199
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)13:48:45 No.4089199
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4089197
OH GOD SHE CAN SPEAK
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)13:50:48 No.4089207
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)13:50:48 No.4089207
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4089197
>>4089199
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Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K)
02/15/20(Sat)13:53:07 No.4089213
Anonymous (ID: HR070j8K) 02/15/20(Sat)13:53:07 No.4089213
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4089197
Quick! Take advantage of her terror with an all-red combo attack!
also oh god with the speaking
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)13:54:57 No.4089217
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)13:54:57 No.4089217
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>>4089199
"Now. Where's your father, child?"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)13:57:15 No.4089220
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)13:57:15 No.4089220
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4089217
Please explain why you would want to know his location
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)13:58:54 No.4089223
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)13:58:54 No.4089223
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4089217
I(the voice in my head that rolled this) don't know.
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)13:59:16 No.4089224
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)13:59:16 No.4089224
>>4089217
"Right here"
*unzips knuckle sandwich*
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)14:00:17 No.4089226
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)14:00:17 No.4089226
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4089224
And then I forgot the dice
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)14:07:43 No.4089235
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)14:07:43 No.4089235
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>>4089220
"Oh. We are a family, aren't we. I simply want to meet him. I've been sleeping for so long, after all. I have so much catching up to do"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)14:09:07 No.4089239
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)14:09:07 No.4089239
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4089235
Like?
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/15/20(Sat)14:15:25 No.4089251
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/15/20(Sat)14:15:25 No.4089251
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4089235
Ask grandmother our species origin story
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)14:16:41 No.4089253
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)14:16:41 No.4089253
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>>4089239
"Nothing much. What's going on with the world. How's the family doing. What are my grandkids up to these days. How does he sleep at night knowing that I will grind his bones into dust for locking me up in that coffin. Is he eating right. That sorta thing"
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)14:18:42 No.4089259
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)14:18:42 No.4089259
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4089253
That tentacle to my left is getting awfully close to my cheek, grandma.
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)14:18:54 No.4089260
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)14:18:54 No.4089260
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4089253
Invite grandma to a tea party with all of her grandchildren
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/15/20(Sat)14:19:13 No.4089261
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/15/20(Sat)14:19:13 No.4089261
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4089251
This and also ask grandmother not to consume us
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)14:21:40 No.4089267
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)14:21:40 No.4089267
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4089253
So either we tell you and risk the wrath of Dad or we don't and risk the wrath of you.
We really should ask ourselves what the fuck is wrong with our father's side of the family
>>4089259
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)14:27:41 No.4089283
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)14:27:41 No.4089283
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>>4089259
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)14:28:55 No.4089289
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)14:28:55 No.4089289
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4089283
Uh, Uncle Simon, any idea on what to do?
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)14:29:19 No.4089290
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)14:29:19 No.4089290
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4089283
AAAAH MY CHEEKS
HER PINCHING POWER IS TOO MUCH
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/15/20(Sat)14:29:22 No.4089291
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/15/20(Sat)14:29:22 No.4089291
Rolled 10 (1d100)

If grandmother is no longer cranky then it's all cool.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)14:41:36 No.4089308
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)14:41:36 No.4089308
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>>4089290
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)14:42:42 No.4089309
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)14:42:42 No.4089309
Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4089308
OH GOD WHAT
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)14:50:28 No.4089317
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)14:50:28 No.4089317
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4089308
>>4089309
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)14:52:21 No.4089324
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)14:52:21 No.4089324
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>>4089309
"SHE'S DRAINING SHOTASNIFFER'S POWER EVEN MORE TO ASSUME A SOLID FORM! STOP HER!" Rasputin yells as he leads to Reds. and Simon, into the fray!

Will the others help out Shotasniffer?
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)14:54:11 No.4089327
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)14:54:11 No.4089327
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4089324
Well yeah, she did promise them stuff.
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)14:54:57 No.4089329
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)14:54:57 No.4089329
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4089324
I guess we can everyone help her out
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/15/20(Sat)14:55:42 No.4089331
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/15/20(Sat)14:55:42 No.4089331
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4089324
I don't feel like Shotasniffer is in any real danger. This whole thing can be deescalated. Reeeal anticlimactic like.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)14:57:43 No.4089333
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)14:57:43 No.4089333
>>4089331
yes all we have to do is to tell grandma (real name unknown) where her son is
And then run far away to escape the survivor's wrath when they clash.
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)14:57:44 No.4089334
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)14:57:44 No.4089334
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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4089324
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)15:04:54 No.4089342
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)15:04:54 No.4089342
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>>4089327
"FOR MONEY!"

"FOR BOOZE!"

"FOR MORE LENIENT BED TIMES!"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)15:05:51 No.4089343
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)15:05:51 No.4089343
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4089342
Rescue interrupted: Bobby
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)15:12:22 No.4089354
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)15:12:22 No.4089354
inb4 they all get their cheeks pinched
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)15:14:05 No.4089356
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)15:14:05 No.4089356
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4089342
>>4089343 What about Bobby
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)15:17:52 No.4089359
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)15:17:52 No.4089359
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>>4089343
Bobby, haggard and battered , jumps in and yelled

"GUYS WAIT! DON'T HELP HER! SHE'S AN ASSHO--oh shit"

His sudden appearance surprised the rest of the siblings and they crashed into him, tumbling into a corner of the spire
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)15:19:10 No.4089364
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)15:19:10 No.4089364
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4089359
BREAK OUT OF HER GRIP NOW NOW NOW
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/15/20(Sat)15:20:38 No.4089370
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/15/20(Sat)15:20:38 No.4089370
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4089359
Quattro jumps on grandma and puts her in a choke hold.
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/15/20(Sat)15:21:39 No.4089372
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/15/20(Sat)15:21:39 No.4089372
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4089359
That boy ain't right. Meanwhile >>4089364.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)15:26:04 No.4089381
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)15:26:04 No.4089381
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>>4089370
Quattro is currently being stuck under his siblings. At about here
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Anonymous (ID: dPr5taGW)
02/15/20(Sat)15:26:32 No.4089383
Anonymous (ID: dPr5taGW) 02/15/20(Sat)15:26:32 No.4089383
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4089359
what the fuck does this bitch want
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)15:26:47 No.4089385
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)15:26:47 No.4089385
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4089381
>the rest of the siblings
SIMON'S STILL MOVING FORWARD
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)15:33:46 No.4089403
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)15:33:46 No.4089403
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>>4089385
CAN SIMON SAVE HIS NIECE WITH THE POWER OF ANIME AND PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING?!
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)15:34:55 No.4089408
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)15:34:55 No.4089408
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4089403
Stand and spiral power active
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/15/20(Sat)15:36:12 No.4089410
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/15/20(Sat)15:36:12 No.4089410
>>4089403
bone-kai
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/15/20(Sat)15:37:13 No.4089413
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/15/20(Sat)15:37:13 No.4089413
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4089410
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/15/20(Sat)15:45:11 No.4089439
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/15/20(Sat)15:45:11 No.4089439
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>>4089408
WILL SIMON BE ABLE TO SAVE HIS NIECE?!
WILL SHOTASNIFFER SUCCUMB TO GRANDMA AND FEED HER POWER?!
WILL THE OTHER SKELLIES GET OUT OF THE JAM IN TIME?!

FIND OUT NEXT TIME! ON SKELETON ISLAND 2, PART 3

because it's almost 4AM so i gotta sleep to not fuck up my liver. toodles

updates r here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/15/20(Sat)20:50:30 No.4089893
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/15/20(Sat)20:50:30 No.4089893
>>4089359
>"GUYS WAIT! DON'T HELP HER! SHE'S AN ASSHO--oh shit"
Wait which one is he talking about
>>
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/)
02/15/20(Sat)21:39:23 No.4089987
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/) 02/15/20(Sat)21:39:23 No.4089987
>>4089439
Surprised Shotasniffer's sensitive skeletal schnozz is tolerating old granny smell, the very antithesis of shota scent.
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/15/20(Sat)22:16:35 No.4090074
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/15/20(Sat)22:16:35 No.4090074
>>4089893
shotasniffer you lorelet
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/16/20(Sun)01:18:31 No.4090493
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/16/20(Sun)01:18:31 No.4090493
>>4090074
forgive me for not knowing that bobby's hate for shotasniffer overrides stopping our grandma from gaining power and consuming us all
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/16/20(Sun)10:30:10 No.4090970
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/16/20(Sun)10:30:10 No.4090970
It's (not) time
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/16/20(Sun)10:52:55 No.4090979
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/16/20(Sun)10:52:55 No.4090979
>>4090493
There is an override of Quattro
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/16/20(Sun)10:56:55 No.4090983
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/16/20(Sun)10:56:55 No.4090983
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>>4090970
Indeed it is, how terrible
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/16/20(Sun)10:57:52 No.4090985
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/16/20(Sun)10:57:52 No.4090985
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4090983
back to simon
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/16/20(Sun)10:59:19 No.4090987
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/16/20(Sun)10:59:19 No.4090987
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4090983
Continue
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/16/20(Sun)11:00:55 No.4090989
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>>4090987
Con....tinue? What does this word mean?
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/16/20(Sun)11:02:00 No.4090991
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/16/20(Sun)11:02:00 No.4090991
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4090989
here. let grandma teach you
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/16/20(Sun)11:06:33 No.4090996
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/16/20(Sun)11:06:33 No.4090996
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>>4090991
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/16/20(Sun)11:07:33 No.4090997
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/16/20(Sun)11:07:33 No.4090997
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4090996
back to simon
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/16/20(Sun)11:13:16 No.4091005
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/16/20(Sun)11:13:16 No.4091005
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>>4090997
Simon has mysteriously fallen down the stairs
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/16/20(Sun)11:14:30 No.4091007
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/16/20(Sun)11:14:30 No.4091007
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4091005
SERIOUSLY, UNCLE?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/16/20(Sun)11:19:03 No.4091013
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>>4091007
Of course. This will all be retconned, if you make a small transaction to OP's offshore banking account
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/16/20(Sun)11:20:42 No.4091017
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/16/20(Sun)11:20:42 No.4091017
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4091013
WHEN I FREE MYSELF FROM GRANDMA'S CLUTCHES YOU WILL PAY
AFTER BOBBY FOR BEING A FUCKING ASSHOLE
>>
Anonymous (ID: aKXOGFGR)
02/16/20(Sun)11:20:53 No.4091018
Anonymous (ID: aKXOGFGR) 02/16/20(Sun)11:20:53 No.4091018
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>>4091013
You can get 1 skellies. That's it.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/16/20(Sun)11:23:32 No.4091024
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/16/20(Sun)11:23:32 No.4091024
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>>4091017
If you make a small payment of 59.99$ then you can escape grandma's clutches
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/16/20(Sun)11:27:26 No.4091030
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/16/20(Sun)11:27:26 No.4091030
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4091024
Get angry at OP's jew tactics, Simon's sudden failure, your sibling messing up their rescue and your grandma reminding you of your abusive dad with the way she treats you.
REALLY angry.
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/16/20(Sun)11:43:59 No.4091045
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/16/20(Sun)11:43:59 No.4091045
curse stronk
OP's net failed
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/16/20(Sun)11:47:17 No.4091047
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/16/20(Sun)11:47:17 No.4091047
#FesterDidNothingWrong
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/16/20(Sun)11:48:52 No.4091049
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/16/20(Sun)11:48:52 No.4091049
>>4091047
#FesterDidEverythingWrong
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/16/20(Sun)11:49:28 No.4091050
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/16/20(Sun)11:49:28 No.4091050
>>4091049
#SuperRobotPilotSeason3TrueEndingRunWhen
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/16/20(Sun)11:51:53 No.4091054
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/16/20(Sun)11:51:53 No.4091054
#NeverTrustAnontoProperlyDevelopCharacters
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/16/20(Sun)12:14:23 No.4091070
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/16/20(Sun)12:14:23 No.4091070
>>4091054
Edward was great, Dai was alright even if lacking screentime and Fester was definitely memorable
>>
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/)
02/16/20(Sun)15:53:29 No.4091478
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/) 02/16/20(Sun)15:53:29 No.4091478
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4091024
Become grossed out by Grandma scebt
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/16/20(Sun)18:11:50 No.4091747
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/16/20(Sun)18:11:50 No.4091747
>>4091024
OP's greed was his downfall
>>
Anonymous (ID: t3sUR0ev)
02/16/20(Sun)19:25:15 No.4091872
Anonymous (ID: t3sUR0ev) 02/16/20(Sun)19:25:15 No.4091872
>>4091747
Turns out the commies were displeased with OP's delaying and greed so they cut off his internet
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/17/20(Mon)07:17:27 No.4092755
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/17/20(Mon)07:17:27 No.4092755
>>4091872
And then he disappeared, with a photo of the little boy the only clue.
>>
Anonymous (ID: ts0seE8O)
02/17/20(Mon)11:31:14 No.4092965
Anonymous (ID: ts0seE8O) 02/17/20(Mon)11:31:14 No.4092965
>>4091024
Down with the bourgeois OP, we’ll take the means of questing
>>
Anonymous (ID: ts0seE8O)
02/17/20(Mon)11:34:23 No.4092968
Anonymous (ID: ts0seE8O) 02/17/20(Mon)11:34:23 No.4092968
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4092965
>>4091024
All the power to the /qst/ proles
>>
Anonymous (ID: Uw5O+eVs)
02/17/20(Mon)11:46:07 No.4092979
Anonymous (ID: Uw5O+eVs) 02/17/20(Mon)11:46:07 No.4092979
This whole delaying thing isn't funny anymore
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Anonymous (ID: 2g25tDmx)
02/17/20(Mon)16:26:40 No.4093409
Anonymous (ID: 2g25tDmx) 02/17/20(Mon)16:26:40 No.4093409
Just give him the money damn you
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/17/20(Mon)16:42:52 No.4093434
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/17/20(Mon)16:42:52 No.4093434
Should we hold funeral service?
>>
Anonymous (ID: 2g25tDmx)
02/17/20(Mon)16:48:47 No.4093446
Anonymous (ID: 2g25tDmx) 02/17/20(Mon)16:48:47 No.4093446
>>4093434
Yes
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Anonymous (ID: 2g25tDmx)
02/17/20(Mon)16:51:50 No.4093453
Anonymous (ID: 2g25tDmx) 02/17/20(Mon)16:51:50 No.4093453
>>4091005
A SKELETON HAS FALLEN DOWN THE STAIRS IN LEGO CITY
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Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/17/20(Mon)17:10:24 No.4093487
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/17/20(Mon)17:10:24 No.4093487
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>>4093446
Here lies OP, he ran fast, and died a melon.

Say your last goodbyes now before we bury the hatchet.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 2g25tDmx)
02/17/20(Mon)17:35:14 No.4093524
Anonymous (ID: 2g25tDmx) 02/17/20(Mon)17:35:14 No.4093524
Guess we will never know how the skeleton world was saved
>>
Anonymous (ID: 2g25tDmx)
02/17/20(Mon)17:36:16 No.4093526
Anonymous (ID: 2g25tDmx) 02/17/20(Mon)17:36:16 No.4093526
Not like it matters
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/17/20(Mon)19:09:05 No.4093676
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/17/20(Mon)19:09:05 No.4093676
>>4093487
He was a fag, but he was our fag
>>
Anonymous (ID: ESjeQoA+)
02/17/20(Mon)20:17:18 No.4093765
Anonymous (ID: ESjeQoA+) 02/17/20(Mon)20:17:18 No.4093765
OP is going to walk into his own funeral in a hawaiian shirt and shotasniffer is going to kill him again
>>
Anonymous (ID: /np+CGwC)
02/17/20(Mon)22:03:33 No.4093936
Anonymous (ID: /np+CGwC) 02/17/20(Mon)22:03:33 No.4093936
Call gramps to put the moves on grandma. It’s obvious she is cranky because she hasn’t gotten gramps bone for awhile.
>>
Anonymous (ID: HWC8Wqxn)
02/17/20(Mon)22:54:52 No.4094050
Anonymous (ID: HWC8Wqxn) 02/17/20(Mon)22:54:52 No.4094050
Have a random confession from a lurker
I like to lurk to shamelessly steal Ideas for characters, plot and such to use for my DnD sessions with friends
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Anonymous (ID: KWw4FLXs)
02/17/20(Mon)23:29:43 No.4094091
Anonymous (ID: KWw4FLXs) 02/17/20(Mon)23:29:43 No.4094091
>>4093765
He pulls a fricking Joseph joestar
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/17/20(Mon)23:58:53 No.4094160
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/17/20(Mon)23:58:53 No.4094160
>>4094050
I recall OP's vampire hunter adventure got thousands downloads, I bet china already made bootleg game about them
>>
Anonymous (ID: BUjEdZFx)
02/18/20(Tue)00:30:23 No.4094192
Anonymous (ID: BUjEdZFx) 02/18/20(Tue)00:30:23 No.4094192
>>4094160
Just wait until they sell doujins of the girls
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)02:31:22 No.4094327
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)02:31:22 No.4094327
>>4094192
It's chinese we talk about here.
Only party's approved doujins can be sold at local dog skewers joint.
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/18/20(Tue)04:13:43 No.4094394
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/18/20(Tue)04:13:43 No.4094394
>>4093487
I claim shotsniffer as my own OC. Op said he would give me all rights to the character if he died in a text message the other day.
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/18/20(Tue)04:30:03 No.4094406
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/18/20(Tue)04:30:03 No.4094406
>>4094394
Nuh uh, Shotasniffer belongs to me now you wanna fight about it?
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/18/20(Tue)04:37:51 No.4094412
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/18/20(Tue)04:37:51 No.4094412
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4094406
Throw down pussy
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/18/20(Tue)04:48:33 No.4094419
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/18/20(Tue)04:48:33 No.4094419
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4094412
Smoke you fucknut
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/18/20(Tue)04:49:43 No.4094420
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/18/20(Tue)04:49:43 No.4094420
>>4094412
>>4094419
Fuck. Okay fine you can have her. My dice always suck ass and lollipops anyways.
>>
Anonymous (ID: u07m45kA)
02/18/20(Tue)05:29:38 No.4094454
Anonymous (ID: u07m45kA) 02/18/20(Tue)05:29:38 No.4094454
Rolled 97 (1d100)

What if this was just some misunderstanding? What if Dad didn't lock grandma away, she put herself in a sensory-deprivation to train her spirit for 500 years but forgot? (still has 89 years left btw)
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)11:55:28 No.4094737
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)11:55:28 No.4094737
Here we go
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)12:07:50 No.4094760
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>>4093487
RIP OP.

He was the best person I've ever known
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)12:10:55 No.4094763
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)12:10:55 No.4094763
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4094760
OP RISE UP
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)12:11:55 No.4094766
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)12:11:55 No.4094766
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4094760
OH NO
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)12:15:45 No.4094771
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/18/20(Tue)12:15:45 No.4094771
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>>4094766
Before he is buried. I would like to say a few words. OP was the greatest man I've ever known. He is truly the most awesome and amazing human bean to have ever lived and the most deserving....of your money.
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)12:16:57 No.4094773
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)12:16:57 No.4094773
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4094771
Open the coffin, I want to see him in full fat round glory
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)12:19:56 No.4094781
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>>4094773
I don't think that's a good idea, pal. There's a reason this is a closed casket funeral. OP's corpse is almost unrecognizable
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)12:22:17 No.4094784
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)12:22:17 No.4094784
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4094781
Anon starts chanting
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)12:22:31 No.4094785
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)12:22:31 No.4094785
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4094781
BEHIND YOU
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)12:23:27 No.4094786
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)12:23:27 No.4094786
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4094781
it can't be that bad.
Come on, open it.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)12:25:36 No.4094793
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>>4094784
Anons started chanting about something!

I dunno wat tho, kinda hard to hear them in this weather
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)12:27:07 No.4094795
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)12:27:07 No.4094795
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4094793
suddenly paladins
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)12:30:39 No.4094801
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>>4094795
The paladins have also started chanting
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)12:32:09 No.4094802
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)12:32:09 No.4094802
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4094801
>>4094785
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)12:36:34 No.4094808
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>>4094802
Everyone turns around to look behind themselves
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)12:37:16 No.4094809
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)12:37:16 No.4094809
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4094808
NO YOU FOOLS, ITS A DISTRACTION!!!
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)12:39:50 No.4094813
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)12:39:50 No.4094813
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4094808
wait there is nothing there
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)12:42:16 No.4094814
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/18/20(Tue)12:42:16 No.4094814
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>>4094813
Really? That's pretty weird, you better keep looking
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)12:42:46 No.4094815
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)12:42:46 No.4094815
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4094814
THERE HE IS, GET HIM!
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)12:43:26 No.4094817
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)12:43:26 No.4094817
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4094814
GUYS! I found a donut under the coffin!
this actually happened during my grandma's funeral lol
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)12:43:26 No.4094818
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)12:43:26 No.4094818
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4094814
get over here!
Lure him with dog meat skewers
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)12:50:30 No.4094820
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/18/20(Tue)12:50:30 No.4094820
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>>4094815
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)12:51:46 No.4094822
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)12:51:46 No.4094822
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4094820
Back to the sweatship!
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)12:52:02 No.4094823
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)12:52:02 No.4094823
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4094820
meanwhile real OP silently comes out of coffin, and that running one was just his hologram
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)12:53:05 No.4094825
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)12:53:05 No.4094825
>>4094823
why
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)12:55:30 No.4094827
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)12:55:30 No.4094827
>>4094825
to fuck with you
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)12:58:13 No.4094829
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>>4094823
>implying i have enough money for a hologram
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)12:59:04 No.4094831
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)12:59:04 No.4094831
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4094829
Who is that then?
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)12:59:22 No.4094833
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)12:59:22 No.4094833
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4094829
so you just dug a route underneath anons back to coffin with your gulag skills?
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/18/20(Tue)13:00:02 No.4094834
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/18/20(Tue)13:00:02 No.4094834
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4094829
SKELETON RESCUE BATTLE
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:00:16 No.4094835
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:00:16 No.4094835
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4094829
Get back to the story before shotasniffer come back
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:02:34 No.4094838
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:02:34 No.4094838
>the entire first hour is people just messing around
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)13:03:25 No.4094839
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)13:03:25 No.4094839
>>4094838
>this is messing around
how about whole thread till bump limit back on /v/ about character creation
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)13:05:18 No.4094844
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)13:05:18 No.4094844
>>4094839
>whole thread is about selecting a little girl wizard companion and naming her
>she then gets ditched immediately by one anon's vote
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)13:07:45 No.4094849
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>>4094833
Perhaps

>>4094844
Classic
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:08:22 No.4094850
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:08:22 No.4094850
>>4094844
We got an entire story with her at least
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)13:08:46 No.4094851
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)13:08:46 No.4094851
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4094849
start bread
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)13:09:14 No.4094853
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)13:09:14 No.4094853
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4094849
start a demo instead of real robot pilot season 2
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:09:25 No.4094854
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:09:25 No.4094854
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4094849
Quick, back to the actual story before she finds out
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:10:43 No.4094855
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:10:43 No.4094855
>>4094853
>wanting real robot season 2
>insteaad of super robot season 4
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)13:11:59 No.4094857
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)13:11:59 No.4094857
>>4094855
super robot pilot season 4 pointless to start because we didn't get true ending in 3.
also no budget for it
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)13:13:02 No.4094860
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>>4094851
Of course. Let's see...Simon was jumping into the fray! Trying to save his niece!

>>4094850
Ah yes. "Fuckoff". The first of the little girls.
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:13:36 No.4094862
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:13:36 No.4094862
>>4094857
Season 3 wasn't really linked to the first 2 seasons so it's fine
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)13:14:58 No.4094864
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)13:14:58 No.4094864
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4094860
Engage with obscure anime references
>>4094862
it wasn't because we didn't get true ending tho
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:15:11 No.4094865
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:15:11 No.4094865
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4094860
>fuckoff
The first female human OP ever drew
Anyway try to spinpunch with stand
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:16:42 No.4094868
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:16:42 No.4094868
>>4094864
Blame the company for going overbudget with cameos
Now the skeleton mafia is after them
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)13:18:37 No.4094872
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)13:18:37 No.4094872
>>4094868
that would imply that there was a budget in the first place
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:19:50 No.4094876
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:19:50 No.4094876
>>4094872
The entire budget was a loan from them
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)13:23:01 No.4094883
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)13:23:01 No.4094883
>>4094876
then how could've they gone overbudget from basically only skeleton cameos, which probably were made to please said skeleton mafia
something doesn't add up
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:25:00 No.4094887
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:25:00 No.4094887
>>4094883
Turns out texas demanded a lot of money for his cameo, more than that of the loan
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)13:25:05 No.4094888
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/18/20(Tue)13:25:05 No.4094888
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Rolled 728 (1d1100)

>>4094865
ROLL 2d1000!

GRANDMA HAS +100 BONUS
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)13:26:07 No.4094890
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/18/20(Tue)13:26:07 No.4094890
>>4094883
Most of it went into catering.

And cocaine
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:26:30 No.4094891
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:26:30 No.4094891
Rolled 83, 717 = 800 (2d1000)

>>4094888
>828
Shit
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)13:27:22 No.4094893
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)13:27:22 No.4094893
Rolled 493, 377 = 870 (2d1000)

>>4094888
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:27:42 No.4094894
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:27:42 No.4094894
>>4094890
No wonder, I thought the writers were on drugs when they wrote the idiot comic relief as the protagonist
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/18/20(Tue)13:27:43 No.4094895
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/18/20(Tue)13:27:43 No.4094895
Rolled 179, 711 = 890 (2d1000)

>>4094888
grandam grew up on better chinese cartoons
>>4094887
Goddammit texas
>>4094890
dang it
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)13:37:02 No.4094910
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>>4094893
GRANDMA IS HIT BY SIMON'S SPINNING DRILL PUNCH! BUT SHE SEEMS UNAFFECTED AS THE DRILL IS UNABLE TO GET THROUGH HER DEFENSES!
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:38:28 No.4094912
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:38:28 No.4094912
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4094910
Meanwhile, everyone else yells at Bobby to get over himself
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)13:45:57 No.4094919
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>>4094912
"B-but, Shotasniffer's a big meanie!"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:49:31 No.4094922
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:49:31 No.4094922
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4094919
"That's because she never forgave you for tattling on her to dad for trying to get her own pony."
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)13:49:58 No.4094923
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)13:49:58 No.4094923
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4094919
Punch the monster
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)13:54:00 No.4094928
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>>4094922
"SHE NEVER HUGGED ME, NYYEEEHHH"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)13:56:20 No.4094934
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)13:56:20 No.4094934
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4094928
Hearing this pushes Shotasniffer's already fragile temper to the limit
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)13:58:35 No.4094936
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)13:58:35 No.4094936
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4094928
Come on Bobby, that's no chill
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)14:07:40 No.4094954
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/18/20(Tue)14:07:40 No.4094954
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>>4094934
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)14:09:06 No.4094956
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)14:09:06 No.4094956
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4094954
"Oh. Shit." - everyone else
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)14:09:48 No.4094958
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)14:09:48 No.4094958
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4094954
We use our newfound anger to punch grandma!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)14:21:43 No.4094973
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>>4094956
"Shit. EVERYONE! HUDDLE UP! STAY BEHIND COVER!" Rasputin yells as he props up a chunk of the floor to make some make-shift cover for his siblings
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)14:23:09 No.4094975
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)14:23:09 No.4094975
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4094973
GRANDMAAAA, YOU OWE ME A PONY FOR THE MISSED BIRTHDAYS
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)14:23:56 No.4094977
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)14:23:56 No.4094977
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4094973
Scream Bobby's name as we punch Grandma in the face
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)14:38:51 No.4094996
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/18/20(Tue)14:38:51 No.4094996
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Rolled 524 (1d1200)

>>4094975
ROLL 2D1020!

YOU HAVE +500 BONUS
GRANDMA HAS +200
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)14:40:12 No.4094998
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)14:40:12 No.4094998
Rolled 817, 65 = 882 (2d1020)

>>4094996
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)14:40:13 No.4094999
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)14:40:13 No.4094999
Rolled 607, 579 = 1186 (2d1020)

>>4094996
ROOOOOOR
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/18/20(Tue)14:41:32 No.4095001
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/18/20(Tue)14:41:32 No.4095001
Rolled 997, 919 = 1916 (2d1020)

>>4094996
son of a >>4094998
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)14:41:59 No.4095002
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)14:41:59 No.4095002
Rolled 524, 863 = 1387 (2d1020)

>>4094996
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)14:43:01 No.4095004
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)14:43:01 No.4095004
>>4095001
NANI
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)14:45:55 No.4095005
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)14:45:55 No.4095005
>>4095001
OP, I'm pretty sure this roll shouldn't count. I think mine loosk better
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)14:52:41 No.4095018
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>>4095001
POW! GRANDMA HAS LOST HER GRIP ON YOUR CHEEK
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)14:53:55 No.4095021
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)14:53:55 No.4095021
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4095018
"Pizza delivery!"
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/18/20(Tue)14:55:44 No.4095025
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/18/20(Tue)14:55:44 No.4095025
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4095018
THERE'S ONLY ROOM IN THIS FAMILY FOR ONE WORLD CONQUERING SUPER BITCH!

RIP AND TEAR!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)15:04:59 No.4095036
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/18/20(Tue)15:04:59 No.4095036
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>>4095021
"Quattro! How cold you think about pizza at a time like this?"

"I crave pizza when i'm stressed"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)15:06:06 No.4095039
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)15:06:06 No.4095039
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4095036
"At least think of weiners!"
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/18/20(Tue)15:08:33 No.4095044
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/18/20(Tue)15:08:33 No.4095044
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4095036
Meanwhile, the human prisoner is being forced to eat Hawaiian Pizza
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)15:16:51 No.4095055
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>>4095044
MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE MAIN ISLAND

"So, how is our intruder doing?"

"He woke up for a bit but then passed out again when he saw the hawaiin pizza"

"Interesting"
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)15:17:57 No.4095058
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)15:17:57 No.4095058
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4095055
The minions inspect the camera's contents
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)15:18:33 No.4095059
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)15:18:33 No.4095059
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4095055
Meanwhile, we run out of budget for the grandma fight and have to cut corners
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)15:30:09 No.4095070
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>>4095059
ba dum tish
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)15:32:36 No.4095073
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)15:32:36 No.4095073
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4095070
yeah uhh. The fight happens
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/18/20(Tue)15:33:07 No.4095075
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/18/20(Tue)15:33:07 No.4095075
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4095070
VP activates one of Marian's contingencies, summoning the submarine as it transforms into:

SUBBUSTER SEA
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/18/20(Tue)15:34:23 No.4095078
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/18/20(Tue)15:34:23 No.4095078
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4095075
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO MORE MECS AAAAAAAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)15:42:03 No.4095090
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Rolled 10 (1d1300)

>>4095075
THE SUBMARINE LAUNCHES ITSELF FROM THE WATERS AND FLIES TOWARDS THE SPIRE! WHEN IT GETS THERE IT WILL TRANSFORM INTO MARIAN'S NEWEST MECHA!

roll 2d1000 against grandma

Submarine has +50 bonus

Grandma has +300
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/18/20(Tue)15:49:55 No.4095102
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/18/20(Tue)15:49:55 No.4095102
Rolled 272, 625 = 897 (2d1000)

>>4095090
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Anonymous (ID: Gg7q5Og5)
02/18/20(Tue)15:50:04 No.4095103
Anonymous (ID: Gg7q5Og5) 02/18/20(Tue)15:50:04 No.4095103
Rolled 529, 587 = 1116 (2d1000)

>>4095090
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)15:53:57 No.4095111
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>>4095103
The sub makes its way to the spire unmolested! It will arrive in a few minutes
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/18/20(Tue)15:57:35 No.4095118
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/18/20(Tue)15:57:35 No.4095118
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4095111
Grandma retracts her tentacles from around the island, achieving her final form
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)15:57:37 No.4095119
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)15:57:37 No.4095119
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4095111
Cool...
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)16:06:27 No.4095129
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>>4095118
"Oh child. You have the family rage inside of you. You truly are your father's daughter"
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)16:11:14 No.4095138
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)16:11:14 No.4095138
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4095129
>She says as the sub-mech hits her in the sniffer
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/18/20(Tue)16:13:39 No.4095139
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/18/20(Tue)16:13:39 No.4095139
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4095129
Shotasniffer's too angry, just keeps punching
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)16:21:35 No.4095148
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/18/20(Tue)16:21:35 No.4095148
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Rolled 761 (1d1400)

>>4095139
Roll 2d1020!

+500 For you!
+400 For Grandma!
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)16:25:07 No.4095154
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)16:25:07 No.4095154
Rolled 254, 649 = 903 (2d1020)

>>4095148
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)16:26:13 No.4095155
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)16:26:13 No.4095155
Rolled 780, 138 = 918 (2d1020)

>>4095148
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/18/20(Tue)16:27:33 No.4095156
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/18/20(Tue)16:27:33 No.4095156
Rolled 545, 761 = 1306 (2d1020)

>>4095148
so close >>4095154
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)16:34:55 No.4095163
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>>4095155
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/18/20(Tue)16:36:37 No.4095167
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/18/20(Tue)16:36:37 No.4095167
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4095163
GET EVEN ANGRIER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)16:41:35 No.4095169
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)16:41:35 No.4095169
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4095163
Seal her back in her tomb
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)16:48:48 No.4095173
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>>4095167
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)16:50:09 No.4095175
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)16:50:09 No.4095175
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4095173
Genuflect
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)16:51:47 No.4095177
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)16:51:47 No.4095177
Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4095173
...wait, wait wait...is our granny taking over our body? If not then keep pounding in a not sexual way
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/18/20(Tue)16:52:36 No.4095179
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/18/20(Tue)16:52:36 No.4095179
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4095173
chokeslam Grandma all the way to the bottom of her spire
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)17:03:50 No.4095195
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/18/20(Tue)17:03:50 No.4095195
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Rolled 1408 (1d1500)

>>4095177
"Ah, just like him. At least I know that our family line hasn't grown weaker over time"

Roll 2d1200!

+500 you!
+500 Grandma!
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)17:04:50 No.4095197
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)17:04:50 No.4095197
Rolled 390 (1d1200)

>>4095195
nyeh
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)17:05:04 No.4095198
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)17:05:04 No.4095198
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4095195
>autoloss
>just like him like him
scream angrily
>>
Anonymous (ID: dPr5taGW)
02/18/20(Tue)17:07:30 No.4095204
Anonymous (ID: dPr5taGW) 02/18/20(Tue)17:07:30 No.4095204
Rolled 324, 463 = 787 (2d1200)

>>4095195
SLAP HER ACROSS THE ROOM BITCH
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)17:08:13 No.4095206
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)17:08:13 No.4095206
Rolled 760, 251 = 1011 (2d1020)

>>4095195
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Anonymous (ID: /ZugPGVq)
02/18/20(Tue)17:08:27 No.4095207
Anonymous (ID: /ZugPGVq) 02/18/20(Tue)17:08:27 No.4095207
Rolled 36, 862 = 898 (2d1200)

Can no one read?
>>
Anonymous (ID: /ZugPGVq)
02/18/20(Tue)17:10:26 No.4095208
Anonymous (ID: /ZugPGVq) 02/18/20(Tue)17:10:26 No.4095208
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2/5 rolled correctly.

Wtf guys?
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)17:10:48 No.4095210
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)17:10:48 No.4095210
hello? autoloss department?
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/18/20(Tue)17:11:50 No.4095214
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/18/20(Tue)17:11:50 No.4095214
>>4095208
>implying it matters
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)17:11:55 No.4095215
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>>4095206
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)17:13:53 No.4095218
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)17:13:53 No.4095218
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4095215
Grandma reveals her new body
>>
Anonymous (ID: /ZugPGVq)
02/18/20(Tue)17:14:47 No.4095222
Anonymous (ID: /ZugPGVq) 02/18/20(Tue)17:14:47 No.4095222
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4095215
"I just wanted a ponyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

100% rage
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)17:19:23 No.4095230
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>>4095218
Ah shit, game's bugged
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)17:21:41 No.4095232
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)17:21:41 No.4095232
Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4095230
What are the others doing in the meantime hiding behind the rock
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/18/20(Tue)17:25:44 No.4095241
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/18/20(Tue)17:25:44 No.4095241
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4095230
Simon rallies Quattro, Lily, & Marian. They must learn to fuse.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/18/20(Tue)17:30:00 No.4095249
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>>4095232
"You guys okay down there?"

"Yeah. If big sis can distract grandma long enough. We would be able to initiate our surprise attack"

Aaaand, I gotta suspend thread 4 now. It's 5:30 AM and I gotta get SOME sleep or else i'll be late for the labor camps when morning comes. WOuldn't want the communist overlords to get angry
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/18/20(Tue)17:30:57 No.4095250
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/18/20(Tue)17:30:57 No.4095250
>>4095249
Damn, good thread OP
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/18/20(Tue)17:31:22 No.4095251
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/18/20(Tue)17:31:22 No.4095251
>>4095249
>It's 5:30 AM and I gotta get SOME sleep or else i'll be late for the labor camps when morning comes
it's already morning technically
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/18/20(Tue)17:54:59 No.4095281
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/18/20(Tue)17:54:59 No.4095281
>>4095249
>5:30 AM
Good to see your liver is well
>>
Anonymous (ID: hhcX3+7b)
02/18/20(Tue)19:42:54 No.4095413
Anonymous (ID: hhcX3+7b) 02/18/20(Tue)19:42:54 No.4095413
>>4095036
>quattro being lectured by his younger brother
Truly a new low
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/18/20(Tue)20:09:32 No.4095431
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/18/20(Tue)20:09:32 No.4095431
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>>4094801
Hey hey, you know why these paladins were shouting at OP? Cause he's notapaldin!
I'll see myself out.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/19/20(Wed)09:29:47 No.4096052
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/19/20(Wed)09:29:47 No.4096052
24 hours til bread continues

Or gets delayed for another month

depends
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/19/20(Wed)10:10:56 No.4096117
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/19/20(Wed)10:10:56 No.4096117
>>4096052
but depends on what
>>
Anonymous (ID: /ZugPGVq)
02/19/20(Wed)10:29:31 No.4096139
Anonymous (ID: /ZugPGVq) 02/19/20(Wed)10:29:31 No.4096139
>>4096117
Communism
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/19/20(Wed)10:43:18 No.4096151
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/19/20(Wed)10:43:18 No.4096151
>>4096139
but you can't depend on communism
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/19/20(Wed)13:19:30 No.4096303
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/19/20(Wed)13:19:30 No.4096303
>>4096052
Here lies OP, his name didn't stand for Over Powered
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)09:33:44 No.4097927
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)09:33:44 No.4097927
>>4096052
where's thread
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)09:34:50 No.4097929
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/20/20(Thu)09:34:50 No.4097929
>>4097927
Ssshh. The stars have not yet aligned

PErhaps....in a few minutes
>>
Anonymous (ID: JnD/FdPh)
02/20/20(Thu)09:37:25 No.4097931
Anonymous (ID: JnD/FdPh) 02/20/20(Thu)09:37:25 No.4097931
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4097929
OP are you going mystical on us now
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/20/20(Thu)09:40:26 No.4097932
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/20/20(Thu)09:40:26 No.4097932
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4097929
However this story should continue from where it was left off, I say it should involve a walrus for no particular reason.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)09:58:04 No.4097948
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>>4097931
>Perhaps
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)09:59:02 No.4097949
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)09:59:02 No.4097949
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4097948
timeskip
>>
Anonymous (ID: JnD/FdPh)
02/20/20(Thu)09:59:15 No.4097950
Anonymous (ID: JnD/FdPh) 02/20/20(Thu)09:59:15 No.4097950
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4097948
Can you make the story continue
Back to story
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)09:59:22 No.4097951
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)09:59:22 No.4097951
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4097948
>>4095249
Let's get right back into it
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)10:03:14 No.4097952
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>>4097951
Right, right
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)10:04:23 No.4097956
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)10:04:23 No.4097956
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4097952
When is Marian coming in with his sub mech?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)10:07:37 No.4097957
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>>4097956
Right after OP figures out what it's gonna look like in mech form.
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)10:08:23 No.4097958
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)10:08:23 No.4097958
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4097957
Aight, let's keep fighting Grandma in the mean time
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)10:08:35 No.4097960
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)10:08:35 No.4097960
Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4097957
Initiate surprirse attack
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)10:13:33 No.4097962
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>>4097960
"Alright. Just gotta dig a tunnel underneath the floor and pop up behind her"
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)10:14:14 No.4097963
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)10:14:14 No.4097963
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4097962
DIG DIG DIG
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)10:14:26 No.4097964
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)10:14:26 No.4097964
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4097962
Parry the floor
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)10:31:04 No.4097976
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/20/20(Thu)10:31:04 No.4097976
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4097963
Roll 2d100
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)10:32:28 No.4097978
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)10:32:28 No.4097978
Rolled 10, 91 = 101 (2d100)

>>4097976
we digging
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)10:39:54 No.4097982
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)10:39:54 No.4097982
Rolled 76, 42 = 118 (2d100)

>>4097976
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)10:42:52 No.4097984
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/20/20(Thu)10:42:52 No.4097984
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Rolled 598 (1d1500)

>>4097978
>>4097982
Congrats. Your siblings have managed to dig without falling onto the floor bellow. Using secret skeleton digging techniques.

Anyway. Roll 2d1200 to not get punched by grandma

+500 you
+600 Grandma
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)10:44:26 No.4097986
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)10:44:26 No.4097986
Rolled 608, 622 = 1230 (2d1200)

>>4097984
PARRY, RIPOSTE HER PUNCH!
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/20/20(Thu)10:46:55 No.4097990
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/20/20(Thu)10:46:55 No.4097990
Rolled 501, 1096 = 1597 (2d1200)

>>4097984
FUCK
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)10:47:17 No.4097991
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)10:47:17 No.4097991
>>4097990
>>4097986
aw shit nigga we need another homie to roll
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)10:51:53 No.4097996
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)10:51:53 No.4097996
Rolled 363, 217 = 580 (2d1200)

>>4097984
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)10:52:02 No.4097997
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>>4097986
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)10:52:47 No.4097999
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)10:52:47 No.4097999
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4097997
Oof
Let's hope our siblings do better
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/20/20(Thu)10:55:07 No.4098003
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/20/20(Thu)10:55:07 No.4098003
Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4097997
recover and land feet first, then attempt a charge
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)11:03:14 No.4098008
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/20/20(Thu)11:03:14 No.4098008
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Rolled 265 (1d1700)

>>4098003
ROLL 2d1300!


+500 you
+700 Grandma
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/20/20(Thu)11:03:39 No.4098009
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/20/20(Thu)11:03:39 No.4098009
Rolled 197, 538 = 735 (2d1300)

>>4098008
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)11:08:19 No.4098015
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)11:08:19 No.4098015
Rolled 915, 1241 = 2156 (2d1300)

>>4098008
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/20/20(Thu)11:09:16 No.4098016
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/20/20(Thu)11:09:16 No.4098016
>>4098015
HOLY SHIT
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)11:21:04 No.4098022
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/20/20(Thu)11:21:04 No.4098022
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Rolled 790 (1d1800)

>>4098015
YOU LAND A MASSIVE BLOW! THE SPIRE SHAKES AND RUMBLES FROM THE SHOCKWAVE!

SHE'LL ATTEMPT A COUNTER ATTACK! WATCHOUT AND ROLL 2d1300!


+500 you!
+800 Grandma!
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)11:21:37 No.4098023
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)11:21:37 No.4098023
Rolled 569, 58 = 627 (2d1300)

>>4098022
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/20/20(Thu)11:23:56 No.4098025
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/20/20(Thu)11:23:56 No.4098025
Rolled 212, 636 = 848 (2d1300)

>>4098022
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)11:24:24 No.4098026
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)11:24:24 No.4098026
Rolled 336, 1269 = 1605 (2d1300)

>>4098022
COME ON BOYS
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/20/20(Thu)11:27:21 No.4098029
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/20/20(Thu)11:27:21 No.4098029
Rolled 274, 947 = 1221 (2d1300)

>>4098022
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)11:33:33 No.4098036
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>>4098023
Oof
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)11:35:13 No.4098037
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)11:35:13 No.4098037
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4098036
GET UP AND KEEP PUNCHING
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)11:38:01 No.4098038
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)11:38:01 No.4098038
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4098036
Resist
>>
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/)
02/20/20(Thu)11:43:18 No.4098045
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/) 02/20/20(Thu)11:43:18 No.4098045
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4098036
Kick her in the box
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)11:48:47 No.4098049
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/20/20(Thu)11:48:47 No.4098049
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Rolled 326 (1d1900)

>>4098038
ROLL 2D1300 TO RESIST BEATDOWN


+500 you!
+900 Grandma!
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/20/20(Thu)11:50:09 No.4098051
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/20/20(Thu)11:50:09 No.4098051
Rolled 280, 1158 = 1438 (2d1300)

>>4098049
JESUS CHRIST HER BONUS JUST KEEPS GETTING BIGGER
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)11:53:20 No.4098052
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)11:53:20 No.4098052
Rolled 364, 533 = 897 (2d1300)

>>4098049
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)11:56:33 No.4098054
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)11:56:33 No.4098054
Rolled 322, 1228 = 1550 (2d1300)

>>4098052
WHY THE FUCK YOU ROLLING NIGGA
>>4098049
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)11:58:18 No.4098055
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>>4098052
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Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/20/20(Thu)12:00:29 No.4098061
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/20/20(Thu)12:00:29 No.4098061
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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4098052
Really, nigger?

>>4098055
The siblings brainstorm ways to get Shotasniffer angrier.
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)12:02:07 No.4098064
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)12:02:07 No.4098064
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4098055
Desperately try to hold her back before we become bone meal
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/20/20(Thu)12:03:27 No.4098066
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/20/20(Thu)12:03:27 No.4098066
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4098055
Grandmaaaa, quit iiiiit! We just wanted a pony!
Meanwhile the siblings are in position.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)12:08:50 No.4098068
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>>4098066
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)12:10:34 No.4098070
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)12:10:34 No.4098070
Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4098068
SPRING
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)12:12:10 No.4098072
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)12:12:10 No.4098072
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4098068
NOW BEAT UP GRANDMA WITH THE SURPRIRSE ATTACK!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)12:18:51 No.4098075
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>>4098070
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)12:20:36 No.4098077
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)12:20:36 No.4098077
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4098075
do the surprise attack with actual budget this time, OP
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)12:21:23 No.4098079
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)12:21:23 No.4098079
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4098075
The spring IS the surprise attack. Trap grandma in a spring
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)12:24:43 No.4098085
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/20/20(Thu)12:24:43 No.4098085
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Rolled 3 (1d2000)

>>4098077
Uh yeah sure.

Roll 2d1500
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)12:25:12 No.4098086
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)12:25:12 No.4098086
Rolled 386, 626 = 1012 (2d1500)

>>4098085
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)12:26:45 No.4098088
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)12:26:45 No.4098088
Rolled 925, 1110 = 2035 (2d1500)

>>4098085
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Anonymous (ID: aKXOGFGR)
02/20/20(Thu)12:38:01 No.4098099
Anonymous (ID: aKXOGFGR) 02/20/20(Thu)12:38:01 No.4098099
>>4098088
Overkilled the budget. RIP
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)12:42:38 No.4098101
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>>4098088
Sadly anon exploded the budget

This is all that left
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)12:44:04 No.4098103
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)12:44:04 No.4098103
Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4098101
Mass suplex (but who is doing the suplexing?)
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)12:55:08 No.4098113
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/20/20(Thu)12:55:08 No.4098113
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Rolled 1019 (1d2000)

>>4098103
WHo knows.

Roll 1d1500

Highest roll is used

Grandma has +1000 Bonus
The Group has +700 bonus
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)12:55:58 No.4098114
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)12:55:58 No.4098114
Rolled 774 (1d1500)

>>4098113
COME ON SIBLINGS
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/20/20(Thu)12:57:39 No.4098116
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/20/20(Thu)12:57:39 No.4098116
Rolled 789 (1d1500)

>>4098113
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)12:59:23 No.4098118
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)12:59:23 No.4098118
WE NEED EVERYBODY TO FUCKING ROLL
WE GOTTA BEAT 1319
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)13:00:31 No.4098119
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)13:00:31 No.4098119
>>4098101
Betty is my favorite of the skellies
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/20/20(Thu)13:02:11 No.4098122
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/20/20(Thu)13:02:11 No.4098122
Rolled 1395 (1d1500)

>>4098113
UUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)13:02:35 No.4098123
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)13:02:35 No.4098123
>>4098122
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)13:03:19 No.4098125
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>>4098116
Truly, the budget jsut keeps getting bigger
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/20/20(Thu)13:03:42 No.4098126
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/20/20(Thu)13:03:42 No.4098126
>>4098125
bruh
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)13:03:54 No.4098127
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)13:03:54 No.4098127
>>4098125
>>4098122
but this roll counts, OP
come on
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/20/20(Thu)13:04:29 No.4098130
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/20/20(Thu)13:04:29 No.4098130
Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4098125
Well, I'm out of ideas. Genuflect
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)13:05:58 No.4098133
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)13:05:58 No.4098133
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4098125
CALL IN MARIAN
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/20/20(Thu)13:06:27 No.4098135
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/20/20(Thu)13:06:27 No.4098135
Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4098125
>>4098127
Yeah, wadafak.
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/20/20(Thu)13:06:29 No.4098136
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/20/20(Thu)13:06:29 No.4098136
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4098125
EVERYONE ATTACKS FROM DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)13:06:43 No.4098137
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/20/20(Thu)13:06:43 No.4098137
>>4098127
>>4098126
Here, a gift for you
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)13:07:47 No.4098139
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)13:07:47 No.4098139
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4098137
we don't even have budget for images anymore
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/20/20(Thu)13:10:30 No.4098143
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/20/20(Thu)13:10:30 No.4098143
>>4098137
I'm not sure what I'm looking at but thanks for the (You) at least.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)13:10:32 No.4098144
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>>4098139
Pretty sad.
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Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)13:11:20 No.4098146
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)13:11:20 No.4098146
Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4098144
Alright OP, we need some budget
we're losing viewers
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/20/20(Thu)13:11:33 No.4098147
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/20/20(Thu)13:11:33 No.4098147
>>4098144
Oh THAT'S what I was looking at yeah that's pretty sick thanks mayne.
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/20/20(Thu)13:14:43 No.4098150
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/20/20(Thu)13:14:43 No.4098150
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4098146
Meanwhile at the sub.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)13:16:15 No.4098151
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>>4098146
Unfortunately. All the budget has been used up by OP buying food.

And unfortunately. I gotta put the thread on hold right now. It's 1AM and I gotta sleep early. Last time staying until 5AM fucked up my work day.

We'll continue later. Starting at about same time-ish tonight. 9AM 4chan time or something.
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/20/20(Thu)13:16:46 No.4098152
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/20/20(Thu)13:16:46 No.4098152
>>4098151
DAMN
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/20/20(Thu)13:19:38 No.4098153
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/20/20(Thu)13:19:38 No.4098153
>>4098152
much apologies
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/20/20(Thu)13:20:32 No.4098155
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/20/20(Thu)13:20:32 No.4098155
>>4098152
Good luck OP glad I could actually participate this time.
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/20/20(Thu)13:22:04 No.4098158
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/20/20(Thu)13:22:04 No.4098158
>>4098155
meant for >>4098153
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/20/20(Thu)18:38:03 No.4098635
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/20/20(Thu)18:38:03 No.4098635
>>4098052
>roll for no reason other than to lose
>the other rolls exceed 1000
do you get off to being beaten
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)07:32:57 No.4099334
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)07:32:57 No.4099334
soon
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)08:37:56 No.4099353
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)08:37:56 No.4099353
>>4099334
maybe
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)09:54:54 No.4099378
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)09:54:54 No.4099378
>>4099353
Indeed, maybe
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)09:58:44 No.4099379
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)09:58:44 No.4099379
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4099378
Maybe OP won't skimp on the budget this time by blowing it all on buffets
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)10:01:24 No.4099380
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>>4099379
Yes. Maybe. Maybe.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)10:03:20 No.4099382
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)10:03:20 No.4099382
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4099380
continue the plot, dood
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/21/20(Fri)10:03:32 No.4099383
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/21/20(Fri)10:03:32 No.4099383
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4099380
Where did we leave off?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)10:07:10 No.4099386
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>>4099382
>>4099383
Of course. The totally correct and real plot: Anon was about to give OP all the monies
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)10:09:26 No.4099389
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)10:09:26 No.4099389
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4099386
OP LOOK OUT
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)10:12:18 No.4099392
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>>4099389
Even MORE money? Thank you anon
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)10:15:57 No.4099395
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)10:15:57 No.4099395
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4099392
An arm grabs OP by the throat
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/21/20(Fri)10:16:06 No.4099396
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/21/20(Fri)10:16:06 No.4099396
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4099392
>>4099389 checks his balance at a nondescript location.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)10:19:45 No.4099400
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)10:19:45 No.4099400
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>>4099395
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)10:24:21 No.4099402
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)10:24:21 No.4099402
Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4099400
we now return to your regularly scheduled beatdown of skeletons
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/21/20(Fri)10:26:54 No.4099403
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/21/20(Fri)10:26:54 No.4099403
Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4099400
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)10:28:03 No.4099404
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)10:28:03 No.4099404
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>>4099402
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)10:34:31 No.4099410
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)10:34:31 No.4099410
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4099404
wait was the ambush successful
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)10:40:41 No.4099415
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)10:40:41 No.4099415
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>>4099410
THE SKELLIES MANAGED TO HIT GRANDMA WITH A TEAM SUPLEX! THIS MOVE ACTIVATED SIMON'S SKULLKAMANIA POWERS AND HE MANIFESTED A WRESTLING RING ONTO THE FIELD
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)10:44:28 No.4099419
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)10:44:28 No.4099419
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4099415
ATTACK
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)10:45:44 No.4099421
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)10:45:44 No.4099421
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4099415
LARIATO
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)10:51:08 No.4099423
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)10:51:08 No.4099423
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>>4099419
You yelled out the command to your siblings.

Due to the beatings, you'll have to cool off at ringside in the manager's position
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)10:52:48 No.4099424
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)10:52:48 No.4099424
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4099423
GET IN THERE MARIAN
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/21/20(Fri)10:54:26 No.4099425
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/21/20(Fri)10:54:26 No.4099425
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4099423
Oh hey Marian what's up? Got any insights?
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)10:54:43 No.4099427
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)10:54:43 No.4099427
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4099423
Quattro performs a dropkick on Grandma, while Simon gets on the corner post, getting ready to perform a diving elbow drop.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)11:05:02 No.4099435
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)11:05:02 No.4099435
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>>4099425
"I'm not really good at this whole "wrestling" thing. I'm just waiting for my submarine mech to crash into the spire"
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)11:06:22 No.4099436
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)11:06:22 No.4099436
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4099435
reroll >>4099427
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)11:06:43 No.4099437
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)11:06:43 No.4099437
Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4099435
You do know the VP and Director are fighting in the ring right?
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/21/20(Fri)11:09:42 No.4099441
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/21/20(Fri)11:09:42 No.4099441
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4099435
Grandma has a trick up her sleeve
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)11:18:01 No.4099445
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)11:18:01 No.4099445
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Rolled 706 (1d2000)

>>4099436
ROLL 2D1200 FOR THE QUATT

+1000 GRANDMA
+200 QUATTRO
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)11:19:56 No.4099447
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)11:19:56 No.4099447
Rolled 1180, 1190 = 2370 (2d1200)

>>4099445
RIP Quattro
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/21/20(Fri)11:19:58 No.4099448
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/21/20(Fri)11:19:58 No.4099448
Rolled 1065, 607 = 1672 (2d1200)

>>4099445
DROPKIIIICK
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)11:20:32 No.4099449
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)11:20:32 No.4099449
Rolled 420, 554 = 974 (2d1200)

>>4099445
autoloss
OH NO!
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)11:22:03 No.4099450
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)11:22:03 No.4099450
>>4099447
Have mercy OP, I rolled 1190 out of 1200.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)11:30:15 No.4099455
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>>4099447
GRANDMA SMACKS QUATTRO AWAY! BUT RASPUTIN GRABBED HIM IN TIME....AND LAUNCHED QUATTRO BACK AT HER!

ROLL 2d2000

HAVE THE SECOND ROLL BE HIGHER THAN 1706

+200 BONUS
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)11:31:51 No.4099456
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)11:31:51 No.4099456
>>4099455
Bretty good
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/21/20(Fri)11:31:55 No.4099457
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/21/20(Fri)11:31:55 No.4099457
Rolled 1749, 15 = 1764 (2d2000)

>>4099455
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)11:32:44 No.4099460
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)11:32:44 No.4099460
Rolled 1719, 863 = 2582 (2d2000)

>>4099455
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)11:32:53 No.4099461
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)11:32:53 No.4099461
Rolled 1982, 1098 = 3080 (2d2000)

>>4099455
>>4099456
My dice disappeared
>>4099457
Fug
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/21/20(Fri)11:37:20 No.4099465
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/21/20(Fri)11:37:20 No.4099465
Rolled 95, 41 = 136 (2d200)

>>4099455
shid
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/21/20(Fri)11:38:30 No.4099469
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/21/20(Fri)11:38:30 No.4099469
Rolled 1792, 1349 = 3141 (2d2000)

>>4099455
where'd that other 0 go?
>>4099455
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)11:48:30 No.4099474
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)11:48:30 No.4099474
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>>4099461
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)11:50:28 No.4099477
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)11:50:28 No.4099477
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4099474
Where's Simon with that flying elbow drop
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)12:00:03 No.4099489
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)12:00:03 No.4099489
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Rolled 1499 (1d2000)

>>4099477
ROLL 2D1200!

+1000 GRANDMA
+350 SIMON
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Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/21/20(Fri)12:01:35 No.4099492
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/21/20(Fri)12:01:35 No.4099492
Rolled 5, 179 = 184 (2d1200)

>>4099489
THIS IS GONNA BE CLOSE
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)12:01:42 No.4099493
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)12:01:42 No.4099493
Rolled 950, 609 = 1559 (2d1200)

>>4099489
>autoloss
Bobby boos from the stands
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)12:04:36 No.4099499
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)12:04:36 No.4099499
Rolled 638, 368 = 1006 (2d1200)

>>4099489
I'm thinking we need to combine our attacks to beat her
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)12:15:13 No.4099510
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)12:15:13 No.4099510
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>>4099493
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Anonymous (ID: 2m9pF69p)
02/21/20(Fri)12:15:52 No.4099511
Anonymous (ID: 2m9pF69p) 02/21/20(Fri)12:15:52 No.4099511
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4099510


EVERYONE GIVES GRANDMA KISSES!!!
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)12:16:37 No.4099512
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)12:16:37 No.4099512
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4099510
Lilly has to provide combat commentary because swords are banned and anyway her siblings won't let her wrestle
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)12:19:01 No.4099513
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)12:19:01 No.4099513
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Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4099510
There's one thing all grandmas are weak to, and that's doilies!
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)12:27:27 No.4099517
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)12:27:27 No.4099517
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>>4099513
"Doilies?! How would those help?!....and also where can we get some at this time?"
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/21/20(Fri)12:28:44 No.4099520
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/21/20(Fri)12:28:44 No.4099520
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4099517
Let me see if I have some...
>Search our pockets
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)12:29:20 No.4099522
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)12:29:20 No.4099522
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4099517
Do you have a knitting machine in you?
>>
Anonymous (ID: 2m9pF69p)
02/21/20(Fri)12:33:05 No.4099523
Anonymous (ID: 2m9pF69p) 02/21/20(Fri)12:33:05 No.4099523
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4099517
Kisses then?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)12:34:34 No.4099526
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)12:34:34 No.4099526
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>>4099522
"Uhhh...no? But still. How would doilies help?|
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/21/20(Fri)12:36:19 No.4099528
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/21/20(Fri)12:36:19 No.4099528
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4099526
Empty your pockets, Marian
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)12:37:08 No.4099531
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)12:37:08 No.4099531
Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4099526
Obviously the sight of doilies would serve as a huge distraction for her, opening up a weak spot we could attack for massive damage.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)12:41:56 No.4099536
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)12:41:56 No.4099536
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>>4099531
"Uh, okay"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)12:42:58 No.4099537
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)12:42:58 No.4099537
Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4099536
Actually, scratch that. Have you noticed that Garndma's power is STILL increasing?
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/21/20(Fri)12:44:58 No.4099538
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/21/20(Fri)12:44:58 No.4099538
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4099528
>>4099536
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)12:49:24 No.4099545
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)12:49:24 No.4099545
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>>4099538
"Right, Gimme a sec"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)12:51:33 No.4099548
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)12:51:33 No.4099548
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4099545
Meanwhile Lilly and the Director are forced to stay out of the ring because weapons are banned
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)12:54:09 No.4099553
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)12:54:09 No.4099553
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4099545
Hope you've got some doilies in there.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)13:01:17 No.4099558
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)13:01:17 No.4099558
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>>4099548
"This is outrageous!"

"Unfair!"
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/21/20(Fri)13:01:54 No.4099560
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/21/20(Fri)13:01:54 No.4099560
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4099558
Show me what you've got Marian
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/21/20(Fri)13:05:18 No.4099562
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/21/20(Fri)13:05:18 No.4099562
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4099558
Everyone in the ring circles around grandma and attempt to stall her while Marian searches his pockets for doilies. We're counting on you.
>>
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6)
02/21/20(Fri)13:07:20 No.4099564
Anonymous (ID: OG4EVHd6) 02/21/20(Fri)13:07:20 No.4099564
Rolled 705 (1d1000)

>>4099558
Would anyone like to explain how Grandma's power is STILL increasing?
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)13:08:13 No.4099565
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)13:08:13 No.4099565
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4099558
>>4099564
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)13:17:47 No.4099573
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)13:17:47 No.4099573
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>>4099560
"Uh, well i found...some spare change. My penthouse key and my Anime Merch Store lifetime membership card"
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/21/20(Fri)13:18:41 No.4099574
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/21/20(Fri)13:18:41 No.4099574
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4099573
And?
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)13:19:24 No.4099575
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)13:19:24 No.4099575
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4099573
Nevermind the dolly idea, do you have any idea why Grandma's power is STILL increasing?
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/21/20(Fri)13:20:41 No.4099576
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/21/20(Fri)13:20:41 No.4099576
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4099573
Shotasniffer reminds Director and Lily that we're bad guys, so grab some chairs and kendo sticks and take out that old lady's knees!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)13:22:31 No.4099578
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)13:22:31 No.4099578
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>>4099574
"A gun"
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/21/20(Fri)13:23:40 No.4099579
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/21/20(Fri)13:23:40 No.4099579
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4099578
>>4099576
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)13:27:16 No.4099581
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)13:27:16 No.4099581
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4099578
>>4099579
Or we could shoot the kneecaps out
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/21/20(Fri)13:27:55 No.4099583
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/21/20(Fri)13:27:55 No.4099583
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4099579
And?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)13:38:14 No.4099589
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)13:38:14 No.4099589
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>>4099579
DIRECTOR AND LILLY JOINS THE FIGHT
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/21/20(Fri)13:41:20 No.4099591
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/21/20(Fri)13:41:20 No.4099591
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4099589
MARIAN, WHEN IS THE SUB MECH COMING
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/21/20(Fri)13:42:53 No.4099592
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/21/20(Fri)13:42:53 No.4099592
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4099589
Chosen One, Olessa, and VP, all known for their background competence, get Grandma in a complicated submission hold
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)14:07:44 No.4099608
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)14:07:44 No.4099608
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>>4099592
yo i aint feeling good
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/21/20(Fri)14:09:25 No.4099610
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/21/20(Fri)14:09:25 No.4099610
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4099608
Then put the thread on hold and go recover
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/21/20(Fri)14:10:24 No.4099612
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/21/20(Fri)14:10:24 No.4099612
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4099608
Well then eat some malk
>>4099610
Goddammit anon, ah well its likely for the best
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/21/20(Fri)14:10:34 No.4099613
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/21/20(Fri)14:10:34 No.4099613
>>4099608
>>4099610
THE DICE HAVE SPOKEN

feel better, OP
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/21/20(Fri)14:11:33 No.4099614
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/21/20(Fri)14:11:33 No.4099614
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>>4099610
Yes. Of course.

Much apologies but I must put the thread on hold yet again.

Due to the fact that I am current having a massive bout of diarrhea. I have no idea what I ate but shit's bad yo. Sorry
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/21/20(Fri)14:13:21 No.4099615
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/21/20(Fri)14:13:21 No.4099615
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4099614
Ah well, get well soon and pray to Anti-Curse God
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/21/20(Fri)14:23:16 No.4099620
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/21/20(Fri)14:23:16 No.4099620
>>4099614
Get well soon
>>
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM)
02/21/20(Fri)14:27:39 No.4099623
Anonymous (ID: C4vyVkfM) 02/21/20(Fri)14:27:39 No.4099623
>>4099614
Get better soon dude.
>>
Anonymous (ID: zg+m6g1j)
02/22/20(Sat)08:29:28 No.4100843
Anonymous (ID: zg+m6g1j) 02/22/20(Sat)08:29:28 No.4100843
Soon, possibly
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)09:01:08 No.4100854
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)09:01:08 No.4100854
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>>4100843
Possibly, yes
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Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)09:05:34 No.4100859
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)09:05:34 No.4100859
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4100854
Whos this chump?
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)09:07:25 No.4100863
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)09:07:25 No.4100863
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4100854
Gar penguin did nothing wrong
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)09:10:08 No.4100868
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)09:10:08 No.4100868
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>>4100859
I dunno. Who is he? Who are you? Who am I? Who can really know. It is a mystery
>>
Anonymous (ID: zg+m6g1j)
02/22/20(Sat)09:11:16 No.4100872
Anonymous (ID: zg+m6g1j) 02/22/20(Sat)09:11:16 No.4100872
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4100868
OP are you hiding in the toilet
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)09:11:32 No.4100873
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)09:11:32 No.4100873
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4100868
but coldgate commercial is eternal
>>
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)09:13:41 No.4100875
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)09:13:41 No.4100875
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4100868
The stars can provide the answer, but what do they say?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)09:16:09 No.4100879
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)09:16:09 No.4100879
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>>4100872
No
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)09:17:56 No.4100881
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)09:17:56 No.4100881
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4100879
meanwhile on our regular adventures of canon the barbarion
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)09:19:01 No.4100883
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)09:19:01 No.4100883
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4100879
Cut to commerical for super robot season 3
>>
Anonymous (ID: cTcFlr0S)
02/22/20(Sat)09:22:37 No.4100886
Anonymous (ID: cTcFlr0S) 02/22/20(Sat)09:22:37 No.4100886
>>4100883
...cue borking
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)09:23:05 No.4100887
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)09:23:05 No.4100887
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>>4100883
"Uh, hi. Erm. I'm Jim the intern. So, uh, we ran outta money, so uh, we couldn't hire anybody to make an actual trailer. So i'm here to tell you, that, errr, to remember to buy Super Robot Pilot, season 3 on DVD, Blu-Ray and VHS. Yeah"
>>
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)09:23:09 No.4100888
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)09:23:09 No.4100888
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4100879
Hey OP, pay your taxes, the IRS are getting restless
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)09:24:10 No.4100889
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)09:24:10 No.4100889
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4100887
NO BETAMAX?
HOW COULD THEY
>>
Anonymous (ID: cTcFlr0S)
02/22/20(Sat)09:26:23 No.4100891
Anonymous (ID: cTcFlr0S) 02/22/20(Sat)09:26:23 No.4100891
Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4100887
Cut to Grandma, who is distracted by her inability to operate the Blu-Ray player
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)09:28:21 No.4100895
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)09:28:21 No.4100895
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>>4100889
"Aand, uh. Order now to get a free Fester Winchester mug"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)09:29:06 No.4100897
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)09:29:06 No.4100897
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4100895
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)09:29:14 No.4100898
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)09:29:14 No.4100898
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4100895
You're fired, Jim.
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)09:29:15 No.4100899
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)09:29:15 No.4100899
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4100895
Can't say no to the mug tho
buy three copies.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cTcFlr0S)
02/22/20(Sat)09:31:27 No.4100900
Anonymous (ID: cTcFlr0S) 02/22/20(Sat)09:31:27 No.4100900
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4100895
Hey, a new booze receptacle - Quattro orders now
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)09:37:22 No.4100907
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)09:37:22 No.4100907
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>>4100900
"Yes, hi. Because you're among the first 20 early buyers. We can also send you a framed picture of one of the mechs on the show. Do you want the default one with the Marshal, or uh, do youw ant another mech?"
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)09:39:37 No.4100911
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)09:39:37 No.4100911
Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4100907
>trailer is so underbudget it's actually livestream cause they don't have space where store trailer on harddrives
Ask for secret true boss picture
>>
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)09:39:56 No.4100912
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)09:39:56 No.4100912
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4100907
Let's change the channel to the news.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)09:44:33 No.4100916
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)09:44:33 No.4100916
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>>4100911
"Sorry. The printer ran out of ink when we got to that one."
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)09:45:30 No.4100917
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)09:45:30 No.4100917
Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4100916
ok, back to the story
Simon regrets his choice to cameo in that anime
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)09:46:23 No.4100920
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)09:46:23 No.4100920
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4100916
can we get your boss's authograph on top of Marshal's image then?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)09:53:45 No.4100928
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)09:53:45 No.4100928
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>>4100917
"Luckily it was a bit role. And I didn't even play myself"
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)09:55:07 No.4100929
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)09:55:07 No.4100929
Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4100928
Simon taste in anime is bad so his opinion doesn't matters anyway
Quattro proceeds to attack grandma
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)09:57:50 No.4100932
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)09:57:50 No.4100932
>>4100929
ouch
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)09:58:38 No.4100934
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)09:58:38 No.4100934
>>4100929
Does this count as a crit success
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)10:03:38 No.4100936
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)10:03:38 No.4100936
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Rolled 963 (1d2000)

>>4100929
Having already failed. Twice. To do any damage. Can Quattro hit Grandma? Now while 3 of his siblings are holding her back?

ROLL 2D1200

+900 Grandma due to being in a triple submission hold
+200 Quattro
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)10:04:25 No.4100937
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)10:04:25 No.4100937
Rolled 1199, 251 = 1450 (2d1200)

>>4100936
I believe
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)10:05:15 No.4100940
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)10:05:15 No.4100940
>>4100936
embarrassing
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)10:05:28 No.4100941
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)10:05:28 No.4100941
>>4100937
and I fail
>>
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)10:06:08 No.4100942
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)10:06:08 No.4100942
Rolled 252, 601 = 853 (2d1200)

>>4100936
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)10:06:10 No.4100943
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)10:06:10 No.4100943
Rolled 913, 551 = 1464 (2d1200)

>>4100936
Ah yes, believe in the auto fail.
When's Marian's submarine gonna be here? We're just stalling for that right?
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)10:07:00 No.4100944
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)10:07:00 No.4100944
>>4100936
>autofail
We really need to get Quattro to remember some of his abilities from Skeleton Island 1.

Or you know, use some goddamn team attacks because Grandma's dice pool is too big for any one sibling.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)10:10:15 No.4100946
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>>4100937
.
.
.
Olessa's still holding on. So there's that.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)10:12:33 No.4100948
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)10:12:33 No.4100948
Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4100946
"MARIAN DO SOMETHING ALREADY"
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)10:13:32 No.4100950
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)10:13:32 No.4100950
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4100946
Tell grandma a joke
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)10:16:01 No.4100951
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)10:16:01 No.4100951
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4100946
Luke and Rasputin go for a clothesline while Lily bashes the back of Grandma's knee
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)10:20:10 No.4100953
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)10:20:10 No.4100953
Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4100946
distract grandma by sick dance moves
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)10:28:10 No.4100958
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)10:28:10 No.4100958
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Rolled 1341 (1d2000)

>>4100951
ROLL 2D1500!

GRANDMA HAS +960 BONUS
THE COMBO HAS +650 BONUS
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)10:29:40 No.4100959
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)10:29:40 No.4100959
Rolled 148, 1070 = 1218 (2d1500)

>>4100958
>autoloss again
feels like we're fighting the final boss when we haven't even leveled up our party members beyond level 1
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)10:30:05 No.4100960
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)10:30:05 No.4100960
Rolled 1256, 1232 = 2488 (2d1500)

>>4100958
Yay for auto loss
We gotta try something else
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)10:49:19 No.4100975
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)10:49:19 No.4100975
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>>4100960
>>4100959
RIP

Also this conenction is being slooowww
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/22/20(Sat)10:50:54 No.4100977
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/22/20(Sat)10:50:54 No.4100977
Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4100975
Some sort of conclusion needs to happen now. This fight can't continue any longer
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)10:51:45 No.4100979
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)10:51:45 No.4100979
Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4100975
This ain't working out, do we know anyone stronger than our weeb uncle? Dad maybe? Do we have a connection to some space super mercenary network? Maybe we can hire one
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)10:52:49 No.4100980
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)10:52:49 No.4100980
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4100975
We need to reduce Grandma's power somehow, Marian, scan for any thing that gives off high energy readings
>>4100979
>asking lolisniffer for help after releasing his mom
you want the entire skelefamily to die horribly to him
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)10:52:51 No.4100981
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)10:52:51 No.4100981
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4100975
Tell grandma a joke.
"What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal? Bone Appetit!"
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)10:53:15 No.4100982
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)10:53:15 No.4100982
Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4100975
Alright so we gotta raise our dice pool while lowering grandma's bonus. Let's try:

Betty distracts Grandma with a terrible doily made out of Bobby's shirt.

Everyone else just fucking jumps Grandma and beats the shit out of her.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)10:53:56 No.4100983
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)10:53:56 No.4100983
>>4100980
I'm sure there will be someone who can kill her in the island, Dad already succeeded once, sure he can do it again
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)10:57:24 No.4100986
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)10:57:24 No.4100986
Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4100983
I'm referring to lolisniffer himself being the one doing the killing
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)11:01:37 No.4100993
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)11:01:37 No.4100993
>>4100986
I'm sure we can take him
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)11:03:03 No.4100995
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)11:03:03 No.4100995
>>4100993
Famous last words.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)11:04:51 No.4100997
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)11:04:51 No.4100997
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>>4100977
BAH GAWD! THE SUBMARINE HAS CRASHED INTO THE TOWER! MARIAN IS RUNNING TOWARDS IT WITH HIS CREW IN ORDER TO ACTIVATE ITS MECHA MODE
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)11:05:22 No.4100998
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)11:05:22 No.4100998
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4100997
Wiat, just now? What took them so long?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)11:06:30 No.4101000
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)11:06:30 No.4101000
>>4100998
"IT'S A SUBMARINE! IT'S NOT GEARED FOR AIR TRAVEL"
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)11:07:03 No.4101002
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)11:07:03 No.4101002
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4101000
Also it plays cutesy anime idol music somehow while transforming
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)11:07:37 No.4101003
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)11:07:37 No.4101003
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4100997
The other siblings use the distraction to pin Grandma
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)11:08:09 No.4101004
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)11:08:09 No.4101004
>>4101000
Checked, but it was launched
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)11:15:57 No.4101006
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)11:15:57 No.4101006
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>>4101002
"WHO SET IT TO DO THAT"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)11:16:41 No.4101007
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)11:16:41 No.4101007
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4101006
"You, fucking weeb."
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)11:17:07 No.4101008
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)11:17:07 No.4101008
Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4101006
>Obvious waifufag crewmate whistles
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)11:24:37 No.4101016
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)11:24:37 No.4101016
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>>4101008
"Maybe you did, but forgot? Maybe?"
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)11:25:42 No.4101020
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)11:25:42 No.4101020
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4101016
Hmmm...we'll figure this out later, now, TRANSFORM IT!!!
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)11:26:12 No.4101021
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)11:26:12 No.4101021
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4101016
>>4101020
Simon is somewhat impressed
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)11:31:08 No.4101024
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)11:31:08 No.4101024
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>>4101020
THE SUB TRANSFORMS INTO IT'S MECHA FORM. WHICH LOOKS LIKE.....iunno what it looks like.

OP is lazy, so anons, what does it look like?
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)11:31:58 No.4101026
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)11:31:58 No.4101026
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4101024
A penguin
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)11:32:39 No.4101028
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)11:32:39 No.4101028
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4101024
A submarine with arms and legs, also a gun
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)11:33:33 No.4101029
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)11:33:33 No.4101029
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4101024
Like a submarine with spider legs a small pair of arms. It was a rush job.
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/22/20(Sat)11:33:34 No.4101030
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/22/20(Sat)11:33:34 No.4101030
Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4101024
A walrus
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)11:39:15 No.4101038
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)11:39:15 No.4101038
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>>4101028
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)11:40:33 No.4101040
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)11:40:33 No.4101040
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4101038
Majestic
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)11:40:34 No.4101041
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)11:40:34 No.4101041
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4101038
Grandma is very confused, keeps calling it a golem because she's so old
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)11:41:50 No.4101043
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)11:41:50 No.4101043
Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4101038
DOOT DOOT DOOOOOOOT
accompanying fanfare provided by quattro's poor trumpet playing
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)11:48:43 No.4101052
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)11:48:43 No.4101052
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>>4101041
"Hey you. Simon, wasn't it. Is this golem the same as yours?"

"IT'S NOT A GOLEM"
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)11:49:57 No.4101053
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)11:49:57 No.4101053
Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4101052
Simon goes in long terade to explain difference, which puts grandma back to sleep
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)11:50:37 No.4101055
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)11:50:37 No.4101055
Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4101052
SUB-MECH, USE GUN!!!
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)11:50:44 No.4101056
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)11:50:44 No.4101056
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4101052
Find a way to cut off her power while Marian does his thing
Does Grandma even have a name?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)12:02:49 No.4101072
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)12:02:49 No.4101072
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>>4101056
Probably. Dad never told you. Dad never talked much about Grandma, come to think of it.
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)12:04:46 No.4101075
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)12:04:46 No.4101075
Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4101072
Maybe Mom knows
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)12:05:06 No.4101076
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)12:05:06 No.4101076
>>4101072
I guess she wasn't the best mother in law to have around
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)12:06:12 No.4101078
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)12:06:12 No.4101078
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4101072
>>4101076
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)12:07:23 No.4101080
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)12:07:23 No.4101080
>>4101078
>mother in law
I don't think Shadowboss Jr even knew she existed
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)12:18:45 No.4101091
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)12:18:45 No.4101091
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>>4101078
Mom probably doesn't know her either.
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)12:19:49 No.4101094
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)12:19:49 No.4101094
Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4101091
...is she even our grandma then?
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)12:20:05 No.4101095
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)12:20:05 No.4101095
>>4101091
so maybe she isn't our grandma then
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)12:21:08 No.4101096
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)12:21:08 No.4101096
Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4101091
>>4101095
demand prufs
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)12:21:09 No.4101097
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)12:21:09 No.4101097
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4101091
Maybe we could ask Grandpa? He's just been standing in a corner with a pitcher of lemonade, in case anybody gets thirsty.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)12:23:43 No.4101100
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)12:23:43 No.4101100
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>>4101094
She's been sealed up for god knows how long. So Dad probably hid her from mom. And pretty much everyone else in the family for that matter.
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)12:24:24 No.4101101
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)12:24:24 No.4101101
Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4101100
>>4101097
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)12:24:34 No.4101102
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)12:24:34 No.4101102
Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4101100
call dad to clarify
maybe it's wrong grandma
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)12:26:02 No.4101104
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)12:26:02 No.4101104
Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4101100
While thinking this, Grandma has already engaged the submech at close range
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/22/20(Sat)12:26:02 No.4101105
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/22/20(Sat)12:26:02 No.4101105
Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4101100
We die due to negligence
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)12:26:15 No.4101106
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)12:26:15 No.4101106
Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4101100
Y'know what, hey big lady! Are you related to our family in any way?
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)12:28:00 No.4101109
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)12:28:00 No.4101109
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>>4101104
"OH FUCK OH GOD"
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)12:29:27 No.4101112
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)12:29:27 No.4101112
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4101109
considering we are all complete failure at attacking her, what are our options
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)12:36:25 No.4101119
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)12:36:25 No.4101119
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>>4101112
A. Genuflect
B. Simon change into Skullkamania and runs wild
C. You have recovered enough strength. All Out Attack
D. Let Marian deal with her
E. Original plan was to retrieve Rasputin anyway. Tell Marian to self-destruct the submarine mech then escape
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)12:37:24 No.4101122
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)12:37:24 No.4101122
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4101119
B and C.
At least enough to chase her away
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)12:38:38 No.4101126
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)12:38:38 No.4101126
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4101119
let's go with C
what can possibly go wrong
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)12:39:08 No.4101127
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)12:39:08 No.4101127
Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4101122
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)12:39:36 No.4101128
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)12:39:36 No.4101128
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4101119
>C
Can we fuse with our siblings? It seems like whenever skeletons are in trouble, they fuse.
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)12:40:25 No.4101130
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)12:40:25 No.4101130
Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4101119
C, we're gonna take grandma down. Also we stuff her eye sockets with doilies.
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/22/20(Sat)12:40:45 No.4101131
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/22/20(Sat)12:40:45 No.4101131
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4101119
A
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)12:41:06 No.4101132
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)12:41:06 No.4101132
>>4101131
and then there's this guy
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)12:51:09 No.4101141
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)12:51:09 No.4101141
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>>4101131
Of course. Perhaps this will lower the difficulty
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/22/20(Sat)12:52:38 No.4101145
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/22/20(Sat)12:52:38 No.4101145
Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4101141
Press X and O simultaenously
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)12:52:57 No.4101146
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)12:52:57 No.4101146
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4101141
Or maybe just get her away from the island instead.
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)12:53:02 No.4101147
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)12:53:02 No.4101147
Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4101141
Open the mystery box
>>
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)12:54:33 No.4101150
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)12:54:33 No.4101150
Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4101141
PRESS SQUARE
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Anonymous (ID: 2Bc5Bu5s)
02/22/20(Sat)12:54:59 No.4101151
Anonymous (ID: 2Bc5Bu5s) 02/22/20(Sat)12:54:59 No.4101151
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4101141
But what if Grandma is into that? I don't want to enable any fetish for submissive girls.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)13:03:29 No.4101158
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)13:03:29 No.4101158
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>>4101145
Command accepted.

Time to swallow your pride and genuflect before grandma.
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)13:04:28 No.4101160
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)13:04:28 No.4101160
>>4101158
GENUFLECT
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)13:05:15 No.4101162
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)13:05:15 No.4101162
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4101158
Let's do it, while distracting her from Simon's full wrestling mode
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)13:05:57 No.4101164
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)13:05:57 No.4101164
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4101158
Oooorrrr we could bribe OP so a plot device would lower her power
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)13:10:03 No.4101166
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)13:10:03 No.4101166
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>>4101164
I am a pure and honest man. You cannot bribe me
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)13:10:35 No.4101168
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)13:10:35 No.4101168
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4101166
>>4101162
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/22/20(Sat)13:12:09 No.4101169
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/22/20(Sat)13:12:09 No.4101169
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4101166
genuflect
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)13:12:27 No.4101172
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)13:12:27 No.4101172
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4101166
What about a delicious dog?
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)13:12:35 No.4101173
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)13:12:35 No.4101173
Rolled 366, 911 = 1277 (2d1020)

>>4101166
Rolling my genuflecting power
>>
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y)
02/22/20(Sat)13:16:37 No.4101181
Anonymous (ID: oxaZsS6y) 02/22/20(Sat)13:16:37 No.4101181
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4101166
GET READY FOR AN ALL OUT ATTACK
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)13:20:49 No.4101186
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)13:20:49 No.4101186
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>>4101168
"What's this? The eldest of my grandchildren genuflects before me?"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)13:22:01 No.4101189
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)13:22:01 No.4101189
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4101186
Yes, we will give you the info of where Father is if you leave us along
come on Simon
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)13:22:32 No.4101190
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)13:22:32 No.4101190
>>4101189
Alone, I mean
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)13:23:07 No.4101193
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)13:23:07 No.4101193
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4101186
Maybe...are you even my relative, honestly?
>We say as submech shoots her square in the face
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)13:23:57 No.4101196
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)13:23:57 No.4101196
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4101186
SPRING TOWARDS HERE
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)13:29:42 No.4101203
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)13:29:42 No.4101203
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>>4101196
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)13:30:42 No.4101204
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)13:30:42 No.4101204
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4101203
I meant aggressively
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)13:30:45 No.4101205
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)13:30:45 No.4101205
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4101203
>>4101189
>>4101190
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)13:33:17 No.4101208
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)13:33:17 No.4101208
Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4101203
Lilly, Luke, and Olessa come crashing through the wall on Unicorn Boat.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)13:46:23 No.4101236
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)13:46:23 No.4101236
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>>4101205
"Of course, child. You all are my grandchildren after all. I shouldn't have to punish you for the sins of your father"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)13:47:39 No.4101240
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)13:47:39 No.4101240
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4101236
And what will you do after this
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)13:48:26 No.4101244
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)13:48:26 No.4101244
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4101236
Offer grandma some milk
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)13:48:39 No.4101245
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)13:48:39 No.4101245
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4101236
Bobby sets off the bombs he placed at the bottom of the spire, intent on getting rid of Shotasniffer and Grandma
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)13:48:56 No.4101247
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)13:48:56 No.4101247
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4101236
Grandmom tell me the origin story of our species!
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)14:00:36 No.4101260
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)14:00:36 No.4101260
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>>4101240
"Crush him and subjugate the wo--"

"AAAAAAAARRRRRRGHHHHHH. WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN SKULLKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU, SISTERRRRRRRR" yells Simon as he rips off his shirt
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/22/20(Sat)14:02:04 No.4101263
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/22/20(Sat)14:02:04 No.4101263
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4101260
Since Simon is gave his intentions away, grandma takes the initiative
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)14:03:15 No.4101266
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)14:03:15 No.4101266
Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4101260
You're just going to be the same as dad anyway.
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)14:03:24 No.4101267
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)14:03:24 No.4101267
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4101260
Grandma's old timey sensibilities are overwhelmed by a shirtless man. She faints.
>>
Anonymous (ID: 2Bc5Bu5s)
02/22/20(Sat)14:04:00 No.4101268
Anonymous (ID: 2Bc5Bu5s) 02/22/20(Sat)14:04:00 No.4101268
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4101260
>>4101263 stops being a nigger.
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)14:05:35 No.4101272
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)14:05:35 No.4101272
>>4101268
he can't help it
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)14:12:20 No.4101283
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)14:12:20 No.4101283
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>>4101263
Can SIMON RECOVER?!

ROLL 2D100

IF second roll >65 then Yes
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)14:13:02 No.4101284
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)14:13:02 No.4101284
Rolled 28, 84 = 112 (2d100)

>>4101283
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)14:13:54 No.4101287
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)14:13:54 No.4101287
>>4101284
inb4 another anon rolls
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)14:23:40 No.4101303
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)14:23:40 No.4101303
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>>4101284

SIMON DOES NOT BACK DOWN! AND POINTS HIS FINGER AT HER WHILE SCREAMING
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)14:24:37 No.4101305
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)14:24:37 No.4101305
Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4101303
prepare an all out attack to kick her out
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)14:26:59 No.4101311
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)14:26:59 No.4101311
Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4101303
All the skeletons start screaming
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)14:33:16 No.4101322
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)14:33:16 No.4101322
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>>4101303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWpeOSlOTtc
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)14:36:43 No.4101326
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)14:36:43 No.4101326
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Rolled 392 (1d2000)

>>4101311
SIMON IS EMPOWERED BY THE VOICES OF THE SCREAMING SKULLKAMANIACS!

ROLL 2D1500!

+1000 FOR GRANDMA
+800 FOR SIMON
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)14:38:03 No.4101329
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)14:38:03 No.4101329
Rolled 600, 1047 = 1647 (2d1500)

>>4101326
KICK HER OUT
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)14:38:09 No.4101330
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)14:38:09 No.4101330
Rolled 752, 1339 = 2091 (2d1500)

>>4101326
Do us proud simon
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)14:44:35 No.4101343
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)14:44:35 No.4101343
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Rolled 1880 (1d2000)

>>4101330
SIMON CHARGES IN AND PUNCHES GRANDMA MULTIPLE TIMES! HE'LL TRY TO WHIP HER INTO THE ROPES NEXT! CAN HE SUCCEED?!

ROLL 2D1500

+1000 FOR GRANDMA
+800 FOR SIMON
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)14:46:51 No.4101350
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)14:46:51 No.4101350
Rolled 1339, 1146 = 2485 (2d1500)

>>4101343
He doesn't, but how close does he get?
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)14:47:27 No.4101352
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)14:47:27 No.4101352
Rolled 1042, 206 = 1248 (2d1500)

>>4101343
autoloss
Start preparing an all out attack to shoot her out into the sky
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)14:56:26 No.4101369
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)14:56:26 No.4101369
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Rolled 1912 (1d2000)

>>4101350
SIMON GRABBED GRANDMA'S WRIST AND PULLED! BUT SHE STANDS HER GROUND! GRANDMA THROWS OUT A PUNCH!

ROLL 2D1500!

+1000 FOR GRANDMA
+800 FOR SIMON
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)14:58:09 No.4101372
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)14:58:09 No.4101372
>>4101369
Just kill us already
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)14:58:19 No.4101373
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)14:58:19 No.4101373
Rolled 113, 433 = 546 (2d1500)

>>4101369
DICEGOOOOOD
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)14:58:39 No.4101374
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)14:58:39 No.4101374
Rolled 914, 561 = 1475 (2d1500)

>>4101369
Someone find a way to remove her high power!
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)15:05:34 No.4101381
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)15:05:34 No.4101381
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>>4101374
GRANDMA PUNCHES SIMON INTO THE ROPES! THE SCREAMING SKULLKAMANIACS GOTTA SHOW THEIR SUPPORT HARDER IF SIMON IS TO COUNTER THIS!
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)15:06:52 No.4101383
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)15:06:52 No.4101383
Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4101381
START SCREAMING HARDER
BOBBY STOP BOOOOING
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)15:07:41 No.4101384
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)15:07:41 No.4101384
Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4101381
YOU CAN DO IT UNCLE SIMON!!!
also marian, look up some shadowspawn murdering gun on the internet, of elder variety
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)15:08:52 No.4101386
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)15:08:52 No.4101386
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4101381
Lilly, use some of that Bone Kingdom magic to help him out!
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)15:09:10 No.4101387
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)15:09:10 No.4101387
I believe in Simon, he is the only one who can get the job done.
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)15:14:23 No.4101394
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)15:14:23 No.4101394
Get we get Simon to put grandma into position for a 619
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)15:19:43 No.4101405
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)15:19:43 No.4101405
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>>4101383
"I'M BOOING HER, NOT HIM!"
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)15:20:46 No.4101410
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)15:20:46 No.4101410
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4101405
Boo louder and with all your hate pented up towards Shotasniffer Bobby
>Says Quattro
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)15:31:56 No.4101428
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)15:31:56 No.4101428
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Rolled 607 (1d2000)

>>4101410
SIMON LAUNCHES HIMSELF FROM THE ROPES ! CAN HE KICK GRANDMA IN THE FACE?!

EMPOWERED FURTHER BY THE SCREAMING SKULLKAMANIACS, ROLL 2D1800

+1000 GRANDMA
+900 SIMON
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)15:32:53 No.4101430
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)15:32:53 No.4101430
Rolled 1695, 1700 = 3395 (2d1800)

>>4101428
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)15:33:06 No.4101432
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)15:33:06 No.4101432
Rolled 17, 223 = 240 (2d1800)

>>4101428
wooo
>>
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)15:33:14 No.4101435
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)15:33:14 No.4101435
Rolled 637 (1d1800)

>>4101428
Watch me smoke this granny
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)15:34:39 No.4101437
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)15:34:39 No.4101437
>>4101430
Sending my energy
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)15:48:25 No.4101461
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)15:48:25 No.4101461
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>>4101430
SIMON'S BIG BOOT TO THE HEAD SENDS BOTH OF THEM INTO THE GALACTIC WRESTLING RING. WHERE SIMON WILL ATTEMPT TO HIT HER WITH SKULLKAMANIA'S FINISHING MOVE: THE GIGA ATOMIC LEG DROP
>>
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)15:51:07 No.4101468
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)15:51:07 No.4101468
Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4101461
GO SIMON
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)15:51:50 No.4101472
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)15:51:50 No.4101472
Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4101461
EVERYONE, SUPPORT HIM
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)15:52:11 No.4101473
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)15:52:11 No.4101473
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4101461
Space Hulk Hogan watches him, adding his ambient energy of wrestling
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)15:54:04 No.4101477
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)15:54:04 No.4101477
Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4101461
Texas shows up and shoots Grandma, just to steal Simon's thunder
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)15:57:26 No.4101486
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)15:57:26 No.4101486
>>4101461
The growing crowd: "SIMON, SIMON, SIMON"
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)16:05:25 No.4101510
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)16:05:25 No.4101510
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Rolled 815 (1d2000)

>>4101468
ROLL 2D1800

+1000 GRANDMA
+900 SIMON
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)16:06:44 No.4101513
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)16:06:44 No.4101513
Rolled 1663, 433 = 2096 (2d1800)

>>4101510
BELIEVE IN ME WHO BELIEVES IN YOU
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)16:06:55 No.4101515
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)16:06:55 No.4101515
Rolled 114, 1245 = 1359 (2d1800)

>>4101510
redbf
>>
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)16:07:35 No.4101517
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)16:07:35 No.4101517
Rolled 391, 1003 = 1394 (2d1800)

>>4101510
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)16:07:57 No.4101518
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)16:07:57 No.4101518
>>4101513
>>4101515
Dice God whyyyyy
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)16:08:21 No.4101520
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)16:08:21 No.4101520
Rolled 1741, 1001 = 2742 (2d1800)

>>4101510
RULES OF NATURE
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)16:09:01 No.4101523
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)16:09:01 No.4101523
>>4101520
you did it anon
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)16:09:03 No.4101524
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)16:09:03 No.4101524
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>>4101513
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)16:09:07 No.4101525
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)16:09:07 No.4101525
>>4101520
Based MGR chad saving us
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)16:11:05 No.4101532
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)16:11:05 No.4101532
>>4101520
Dammit too late!
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)16:15:21 No.4101538
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)16:15:21 No.4101538
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4101524
>>4101520
dice gods turn the tables of fate
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)16:22:09 No.4101544
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)16:22:09 No.4101544
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>>4101538
"Dunno, the table looks pretty good to me"
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)16:23:36 No.4101546
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)16:23:36 No.4101546
Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4101544
Wrestling God turns it upside down, he ain't gonna be blue balled from such a move!
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)16:29:00 No.4101554
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)16:29:00 No.4101554
Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4101544
flip the table
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)16:29:21 No.4101555
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)16:29:21 No.4101555
>>4101554
>69
Nice
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)16:29:54 No.4101557
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)16:29:54 No.4101557
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>>4101546
"Agh, fucking...get outta here you sunuvabitch"
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)16:31:53 No.4101560
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)16:31:53 No.4101560
Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4101557
a EVEN GREATER dice god rolls the outcome of this battle between lesser gods
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)16:33:34 No.4101561
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)16:33:34 No.4101561
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4101557
What'cha gonna do!? Roll a dice on me!? Roll this suplex botch!
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)16:34:48 No.4101565
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)16:34:48 No.4101565
Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4101557
Cowboy god assists wrestle god, he's still pissed about SRP3
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)16:39:22 No.4101572
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)16:39:22 No.4101572
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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4101560
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)16:40:29 No.4101575
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)16:40:29 No.4101575
Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4101572
C'mooooon
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)16:41:16 No.4101576
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)16:41:16 No.4101576
>>4101575
based
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)16:41:36 No.4101578
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)16:41:36 No.4101578
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>>4101572
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)16:48:28 No.4101585
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)16:48:28 No.4101585
test
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)16:49:18 No.4101587
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)16:49:18 No.4101587
>>4101578
>>4101585
Test successful, now back to the kick
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Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/)
02/22/20(Sat)16:50:21 No.4101588
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/) 02/22/20(Sat)16:50:21 No.4101588
>>4101572
I don't get it. We know our Dad is evil. Also that he locked away our Grandma, who hasn't killed ANYONE despite being OP as fuck.

Also she immediately accepted Shotasniffers apology genuflection and stopped beating her ass.

I'm just, did it occur to anyone that maybe, our father Lolisniffer may have lied about some things regarding our Grandma?
>>
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)16:56:25 No.4101598
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)16:56:25 No.4101598
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4101578
Grandma's been fighting for too long, she begins to rapidly lose power

>>4101588
Grandma's not trying to kill us because she wants to corrupt us, like Rasputin
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)16:56:39 No.4101599
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)16:56:39 No.4101599
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>>4101588
Oh no, anon's getting too big-brained
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)16:58:56 No.4101605
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)16:58:56 No.4101605
Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4101599
>>4101598
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)17:01:10 No.4101606
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)17:01:10 No.4101606
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4101599
The brain power must be contained
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)17:06:47 No.4101616
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)17:06:47 No.4101616
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>>4101606
Which is why Grandma throws Simon at anon

RIP
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Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/)
02/22/20(Sat)17:07:19 No.4101617
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/) 02/22/20(Sat)17:07:19 No.4101617
>>4101598
And who told us that?

What's wrong with being spoiled by a Grandparent?

We could probably get shota harem "Pony" thick dick shota from Grandma if we helped her sieze power.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)17:10:35 No.4101623
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)17:10:35 No.4101623
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4101616
Turned out it was just distraction for a fullon all-out attack to send grandma inyo space
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)17:11:05 No.4101624
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)17:11:05 No.4101624
>>4101617
its not in our nature to be 2nd to anyone
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Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q)
02/22/20(Sat)17:12:55 No.4101628
Anonymous (ID: GedkZR3Q) 02/22/20(Sat)17:12:55 No.4101628
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4101616
Alright, let's blow up the submarine and evacuate. We've got Rasputin, let's try again later.

>>4101617
right here, zombie
>>4087199
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)17:15:12 No.4101633
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)17:15:12 No.4101633
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>>4101623
>inyo space

Grandma gets all up in yo space. dayum. This is pretty uncomfortable
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)17:18:21 No.4101636
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)17:18:21 No.4101636
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4101633
And into space
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)17:18:39 No.4101637
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)17:18:39 No.4101637
Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4101633
Grandma what pretty hair you have
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)17:24:13 No.4101646
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)17:24:13 No.4101646
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>>4101637
"Why, thank you, child. It runs in the family."
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Anonymous (ID: 2Bc5Bu5s)
02/22/20(Sat)17:26:31 No.4101653
Anonymous (ID: 2Bc5Bu5s) 02/22/20(Sat)17:26:31 No.4101653
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4101646
This shit has been going on for too long. What do we have to do to end this on at least a neutral note, OP?
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Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)17:26:43 No.4101654
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)17:26:43 No.4101654
Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4101646
It would be a shame if we were to... SNIP IT ALL OFF SUDDENLY!
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)17:27:51 No.4101660
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)17:27:51 No.4101660
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4101646
That's nice, dad would just beat the shit out of me for "training"
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)17:31:59 No.4101671
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)17:31:59 No.4101671
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>>4101660
"Ah. Our traditional technique of training our young. At least your father is doing something to keep tradition. Oh how I used to do the same to him as he did to you. Anyway. Children. It's time to stop this farce. Come, gather around your grandmother. Let's have...a talk"
>>
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/)
02/22/20(Sat)17:33:30 No.4101674
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/) 02/22/20(Sat)17:33:30 No.4101674
Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4101671
Demand a pony.
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Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)17:34:58 No.4101676
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)17:34:58 No.4101676
Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4101671
Only if we do it around a really long table that requires us to shout just to understand each other
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)17:35:26 No.4101677
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)17:35:26 No.4101677
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4101671
Finally, the origin story of our race
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Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/)
02/22/20(Sat)17:35:29 No.4101678
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/) 02/22/20(Sat)17:35:29 No.4101678
>>4101628
But he wasn't hurt by it so everything is fine.

I mean. If Grandma were really, really evil she would have at least eaten his soul or made him into a suicidal bomb or faked letting go of her control of him to strike at us during our most vulnerable moment.

But nope

He is fine

And totally

Totally

Trustworthy now.
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)17:37:34 No.4101680
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)17:37:34 No.4101680
Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4101671
Quattro will prepare drinks.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)17:38:49 No.4101683
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)17:38:49 No.4101683
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>>4101677
"Of course. The origin. You see, when a papa skeleton and a mama skeleton loves eachother very much. They would make a child skeleton. The end"
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)17:40:00 No.4101685
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)17:40:00 No.4101685
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4101683
What was grandpa like?
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Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v)
02/22/20(Sat)17:40:53 No.4101686
Anonymous (ID: 998tvV0v) 02/22/20(Sat)17:40:53 No.4101686
Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4101683
That's bullshit grandma, everyone knows babies come from storks.
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)17:41:01 No.4101687
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)17:41:01 No.4101687
Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4101683
BUT WHERE DID IT ALL START? A NECROMANCER? A HUMAN WHO'S SKELETON WAS TOO STRONG TO STOP AFTER HIS DEATH?
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)17:41:03 No.4101688
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)17:41:03 No.4101688
Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4101683
Does that explain why you tried to drain us when we opened your coffin
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Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/)
02/22/20(Sat)17:46:50 No.4101693
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/) 02/22/20(Sat)17:46:50 No.4101693
>>4101687
The dice are really cornering OP on this.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)17:53:35 No.4101704
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)17:53:35 No.4101704
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>>4101687
"One or the other. Depending on circumstances. But to tell you the truth. Back in our early generations, before I was sealed away by that good for nothing father of yours. Our family was all human. We were very much alive....That was until we joined this death cult that worshiped an ancient evil inside a mountain"
>>
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/)
02/22/20(Sat)17:55:55 No.4101708
Anonymous (ID: x2IpUjU/) 02/22/20(Sat)17:55:55 No.4101708
Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4101704
Is the ancient evil edible?
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)18:00:56 No.4101715
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)18:00:56 No.4101715
>>4101704
finally
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)18:10:35 No.4101720
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)18:10:35 No.4101720
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>>4101708
"Surprisingly yes. She shared her powers with me by feeding me a part of her. It's how I am what I am now"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)18:13:16 No.4101722
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)18:13:16 No.4101722
Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4101720
So why is our dad such a dick to us
>>
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)18:14:43 No.4101727
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)18:14:43 No.4101727
>>4101720
So what did YOU want to talk about grandmom?
Are you going to absorb us?
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)18:15:31 No.4101728
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)18:15:31 No.4101728
Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4101720
Would you like some booze grandma?
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)18:15:44 No.4101729
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)18:15:44 No.4101729
Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4101727
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)18:25:25 No.4101742
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)18:25:25 No.4101742
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>>4101722
"Now, how did he treat you, children? How did my accursed child treat you?"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)18:28:34 No.4101745
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)18:28:34 No.4101745
Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4101742
With complete and utter callousness, just like everything he sees.
I mean, you did try to suck our power for no reason, so we thought you were the same
>>
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)18:30:47 No.4101747
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)18:30:47 No.4101747
Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4101742
"He's the cause of my alcoholism" Quattro says.
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)18:34:16 No.4101749
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)18:34:16 No.4101749
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>>4101747
"Really?"
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)18:36:35 No.4101752
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)18:36:35 No.4101752
Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4101749
Partially
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)18:36:41 No.4101753
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)18:36:41 No.4101753
Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4101749
"I can't go one day without booze after losing that sibling competition." Quattro sobs.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)18:42:32 No.4101761
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)18:42:32 No.4101761
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>>4101753
"YEah. I feel ya bro. I was pretty depressed for a long time, myself. Holed up in my penthouse, crying and sobbing. must have been hard on yo---waitasec. You were already an alcoholic before the succession conflict!"
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)18:44:01 No.4101762
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)18:44:01 No.4101762
Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4101761
Yeah but I, like, started non-groovy stuff and...yeah
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)18:45:51 No.4101763
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)18:45:51 No.4101763
Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4101761
"Dad made me drink alcohol every day before that."
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)18:59:41 No.4101780
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)18:59:41 No.4101780
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>>4101762
"Sure, Quattro. Sure" MArian says

"Anyway. Children. I must thank you. Waking up from a millennia-long nap left me a bit groggy. That little scrap we had managed to work out the kinks in these old bones. I'm feeling better than ever. So now, who wants to join my mind controlled corrupted army?"
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)19:01:37 No.4101785
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)19:01:37 No.4101785
>>4101780
"Hmmm...nnnaaaahhhh..."
Then we pause the game and look up the walkthrough of this level
>>
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/22/20(Sat)19:01:55 No.4101786
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/22/20(Sat)19:01:55 No.4101786
Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4101780
What would we do in this army? Besides encouraging OP not to run bread too late into the night
>>
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)19:02:38 No.4101788
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)19:02:38 No.4101788
Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4101785
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)19:03:09 No.4101790
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)19:03:09 No.4101790
Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4101780
Uh, how about you go and fight our dad first.
Make mental note to increase defenses.
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/22/20(Sat)19:06:59 No.4101795
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/22/20(Sat)19:06:59 No.4101795
Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4101780
Quattro wears yellow, so that means he can throw yellow lightning bolts, at Grandma.
>>
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)19:08:00 No.4101797
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)19:08:00 No.4101797
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>>4101786
"Serve my every whim and subjugate the living. But don't worry. You're free to not accept. I can now leave this island that your father tried to seal me in with and take over elsewhere. Sorry about before, Rasputin. Grandma was a little bit cranky when she just woke up"

"Uh...sure?"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)19:10:28 No.4101799
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)19:10:28 No.4101799
Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4101797
"You do know if you let her out, Lolisniffer will be very mad and everyone, right?" -Simon
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)19:10:31 No.4101800
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)19:10:31 No.4101800
Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4101797
Uhhhhhhh I think I'll stay with my own world takeover plans grandma...we never asked your name, huh
>>
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj)
02/22/20(Sat)19:11:34 No.4101802
Anonymous (ID: TH7T9Szj) 02/22/20(Sat)19:11:34 No.4101802
Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4101797
>>4101795
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)19:15:47 No.4101808
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)19:15:47 No.4101808
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>>4101800
"Sure, dear. Oh and thanks for putting that hole in the maelstrom for me"
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)19:17:22 No.4101810
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)19:17:22 No.4101810
Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4101808
>>4101799
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)19:17:37 No.4101812
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)19:17:37 No.4101812
Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4101808
Maelstrom? Also what's your name? And why did you name dad Lolisniffer?
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)19:22:48 No.4101818
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)19:22:48 No.4101818
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>>4101812
"Oh you know. That giant maelstrom that enveloped this island after I woke up. Preventing anything from getting in....and also getting out. It was you father's last failsafe to keep me in here when I just woke up and still weak. But since you pierced it to get here. I can now leave"
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)19:23:32 No.4101819
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)19:23:32 No.4101819
Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4101818
And the other two questions?
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)19:25:10 No.4101821
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)19:25:10 No.4101821
>>4101818
Uh guys, let's take Rasputin like we planned and ditch this island, and maybe tell dad that we accidentally free'd his mom.
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)19:25:28 No.4101823
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)19:25:28 No.4101823
Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4101818
>>4101819
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)19:26:24 No.4101826
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)19:26:24 No.4101826
Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4101821
lol dice
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Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A)
02/22/20(Sat)19:29:57 No.4101830
Anonymous (ID: B2IuRY6A) 02/22/20(Sat)19:29:57 No.4101830
>>4101826
>tell dad
You want us to die horribly
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)19:32:36 No.4101833
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)19:32:36 No.4101833
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>>4101826
>>4101821
"I'll see you later then, children"

You and the rest exit the spire and heads for Lilly's ship
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Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe)
02/22/20(Sat)19:33:28 No.4101834
Anonymous (ID: sIUP3bYe) 02/22/20(Sat)19:33:28 No.4101834
Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4101833
Play hopscotch with Marian to pass the time
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/22/20(Sat)19:34:04 No.4101835
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/22/20(Sat)19:34:04 No.4101835
Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4101833
Well that uhhh....that happened...so what now? You okay Uncle Simon?
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Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r)
02/22/20(Sat)19:34:56 No.4101836
Anonymous (ID: n4f+280r) 02/22/20(Sat)19:34:56 No.4101836
Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4101830
If he sealed her away once, he can do it again, right?
>>4101833
"Bye grandma, we'll see you at the house"
Let's see how everyone in our party is doing.
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Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp)
02/22/20(Sat)19:35:04 No.4101837
Anonymous (ID: MuHQnDUp) 02/22/20(Sat)19:35:04 No.4101837
Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4101835
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Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T)
02/22/20(Sat)19:37:42 No.4101840
Anonymous (ID: cUH30o/T) 02/22/20(Sat)19:37:42 No.4101840
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AND NOW

Thread finally ends and my liver hates me for not sleeping until 7AM. whoops.

Tune in next time for....more OP delay excuses! Woo!

https://twitter.com/notapaladin updates n shit
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Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL)
02/22/20(Sat)23:18:04 No.4102273
Anonymous (ID: NKzIZonL) 02/22/20(Sat)23:18:04 No.4102273
>>4101840
>the next moment dad arrives and tells us how much we fucked up by letting her go
thanks for bread OP
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Anonymous (ID: Dpxuq6kD)
02/28/20(Fri)00:09:04 No.4109555
Anonymous (ID: Dpxuq6kD) 02/28/20(Fri)00:09:04 No.4109555
>40 million years
So 4 hours probably
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Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT)
02/28/20(Fri)14:28:09 No.4110195
Anonymous (ID: 4pRQsfaT) 02/28/20(Fri)14:28:09 No.4110195
>>4109555
You wish
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