Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4153250
Put this in the backlog and instead go plan another heist

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>>4153253
And leave your brother in the clutches of the enemy?! Alone to fend for himself?! Surely you can't be so cruel

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4153255
We aren't, because everyone is in danger of being the next victim

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4153255
I mean if Quattro overcame this by himself, that will be pretty good.
He never worked to begin with, not much workforce have suffered.

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>>4153258
Everyone....including even you, anon!

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4153264
OH NO!

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4153264
Anon will be fiiine

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4153264
I put anon into a headlock

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>>4153266
Anyway. What to do now? Do you track down Quattro? Give into the kidnapper's demands? Plan a different crime and let this sort itself out?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4153275
I know! While alternate dimension is busy with Quattro, why won't we raid it and grab all the valuables while they are distracted by petty kidnapping?

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4153275
Well, since now they know we know how they operate, they're most likely going to kidnap our other siblings instead.

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>>4153277
"Erm. Currently we don't have the means to do so. The last time we were able to piggyback off their portal. And also we had dad, he used some sort of magical mumbo jumbo to help us too."

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4153282
>>4153278
Why not turn the tables on them and kidnap one of them instead?

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4153282
You sure there is no convienent mad scientist somewhere nearby which is at fault alternative dimension rip exists in the first place?

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4153282
Freeze time, break the 4 wall and make OP lick our gloved fingers

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>>4153289

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4153295
>>4153284

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4153295
>>4153286
Any suspicious news records or something else

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>>4153299
"Oh, uh right. Well, we'll look into it"

Roll 2d100 for them to look into it, first roll is for pickings. Second roll is for result:

80-100: Mad Scientist that was on Dad's payroll
45-79: Mad Scientist that'll need some "convincing"
20-44: Not a mad scientist. but a regular ol' normal one. Backed by the government. And is protected by those pesky heroes
1-19: No scientists, gotta find another way

Rolled 15, 14 = 29 (2d100)

>>4153302
let's see

Rolled 95, 85 = 180 (2d100)

>>4153302

>>4153306
aw yeaaaa

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Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4153306
"Ah, okay. According to the records. Dad used to business with this one guy who was working on experimental portal tech. Dude was trying to travel to other realities to meet his own alternate selves to form an inter dimensional league of....himselves. "

For seemingly no reason, roll 2d100

Rolled 44, 7 = 51 (2d100)

>>4153317
Wait, what?

Rolled 76, 90 = 166 (2d100)

>>4153317
Dad got some weird hobbies.
But hey, we are not to judge.

Rolled 90, 90 = 180 (2d100)

>>4153317

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>>4153320
"Oh and he's still alive. Currently set up shop in a remote volcano base. He's put that whole portal business on hold right now, apparently he needs something to complete it, but hasn't got his hands on it yet"

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4153325
Go visit him
He obviously connected to this mess

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4153325
Just one problem. We still have sibilings alone. That could be kidnapped anytime

>>4153330
you gotta cut that shit at the source

Shotasniffer looks thicker lately, she been eating extra pancakes?

>>4153331
But if we don't know how to tune it to the source, we can't proceed

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Rolled 17 (1d50)

>>4153330
"Which is why security is being tightened all over the island." Chosen Pops in.

Speaking of which.

Roll 2d100 with a +30 bonus to see if anybody gets kidnapped after Quattro

Rolled 68, 62 = 130 (2d100)

>>4153339
>autowin
Bobby gets kidnapped anyway

>>4153339

Rolled 85, 15 = 100 (2d100)

>>4153339
bonus to whom

>>4153344
If it's a +30 bonus to the kidnappers you should be ashamed of yourself

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>>4153344
"....and so far. We've faced no problems. Only Quattro was kidnapped"

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4153350
go to mad scientist

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4153350
Security in the island was tightened...
But Lilly, Betty and Rasputin are outside.

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>>4153354
"Alright. His base is located on a volcanic island in the middle of the ocean. Like our islands, it doesn't exist anywhere on any official maps. Will you be taking the plane or the blimp?"

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4153363
blimp is slow, just do airdrop from a plane

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4153363
Plane. Drop with Vp and the Blues

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>>4153367
"Arriving at the island now. Should we hail him and tell him who we are?"

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4153371
Well, yeah, he's on Dad's payroll, right

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4153371
we better not, we all know he fucked up since portals are randomly opening so he can hiding shut or deny any involvement even if we confort with dad's name

>>4153376
>portals are randomly opening
All portals were deliberately opened from the other side

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4153380
I mean why not both
quattro could just fall into one on accident

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>>4153376
"Oh. Right. But i'm pretty sure there's no random portals around. Mostly, deliberate portals more like. Anyway, hope his security systems don't detect us dropping down"

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4153383
Actually, that's stupid
Just inttoduce ourselves

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4153383
Yeah lets hope

>>4153382
We literally say quattro being taken by a fishing rod

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4153383
do it stealthy in cardboard boxes
SNAAAAKE EAAATER

>>4153390
My memory is only second to cheese when it comes to holes

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>>4153384
"Alright sis. Attempting contact."

The Chosen One and VP then repeatedly tune into the secret base' frequency and hail whoever is listening. After a bit of radio silence. Finally somebody answers. Sounds like a robot

"Who are you?"

>>4153393
Which is why you should read the previous thread before suggesting things that could get us killed

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4153395
Lolisniffer's children, we've come to talk about your portal business

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4153395
Say we are here with business proposition, don't mention dad.
>>4153396
eh, that sounds like work

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>>4153400
"Really? Okay then.....Ahem....Ah, we've heard of your...talents. And we've come to do...business."

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4153407
Were here hire you to make some stuff for us

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4153407
Also alternate selves are attacking us and we heard about you from Lolisniffer

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4153407
We want to expand our business operandi to another dimension, and we'll pay handsomely.

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4153411
"Other dimensions? What are you talking about?"

Roll 2d100

Rolled 59, 70 = 129 (2d100)

>>4153416
Other dimension, duh

Rolled 22, 39 = 61 (2d100)

>>4153416
The ones attacking us
THIS IS WHY WE TELL THEM WE'RE HIS KIDS FIRST

Rolled 31, 56 = 87 (2d100)

>>4153416
You know perfectly well
AIR DROP TIME, go go go, while he is distracted

>let's make a peaceful meeting a combat for no reason
God I love this

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>>4153418
"Wait. I read Dad's notes on him. This is their secret code phrases. After he says the line about being oblivious, we're suppose to answer "You know what I'm talking about you fucking clown or do I have to go kidnap your daughters and put them in my basement". That way he'd know we're Dad's people"

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4153427
You know what I'm talking about you fucking clown or do I have to go kidnap your daughters and put them in my basement, except someone imitate dad

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4153427
You know what I'm talking about you fucking clown or do I have to go kidnap your daughters and put them in my basemen

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>>4153430
The Lads take a quick moment to talk among themselves

"Uh....who here is good with voices? We're gonna have to imitate Dad"

They better figure it out quick before the Mad Scientist blasts you out of the sky for taking to long

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4153434
Do we have a file where Dad recorded his evil speeches? We can use an audio mixing if we do

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4153434
Just say it out in a cold, calm voice, Chosen one can do it

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Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4153436
"Okay. Okay. Dad's voice. Daaaad's voice. Jason Statham after smoking 20 packs of cigarettes each day. Dad's voice......hhhhrrrrrmmmmmmmmmmm.......Ahem.....You know what I'm talking about you fucking clown or do I have to go kidnap your daughters and put them in my basement"

Roll 2d100 with a +20 Bonus

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4153441
>autowin
man, you even look like dad without the scarf

Rolled 94, 44 = 138 (2d100)

>>4153441
I mean isn't all skeletons have one voice cause no vocal chords or something?

Rolled 32, 54 = 86 (2d100)

>>4153442
>>4153441

>>4153443
Magic

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>>4153443
It's necromagic, I aint gotta explain shieeeeeeeeet

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4153434
Luke! Prescious daddy's little boy! Do it!

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4153450
Without the scraf Chosen One looks like Dad.
Everyone else immediately backs away from him

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4153450
I gotta need some recording's proofs

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4153450
Offer Chosen One a washable black marker he could use to draw really big eyebrows on his skull. It won't make him stronger, but it'd be cool.

Actually this is literally the first time we have seen Chosen One's lower face, right

>>4153443
It's the same glorious magic that gave us skeletities

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4153462
we all know flat is justice
skeletitties is like magical silicon for insecure skellies

>>4153464
I know you want to fug lilly you monster

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>>4153452
Anyway, the Mad Scientist answers

"Lolisniffer? Is that you you son of a bitch? Land that plane down here already then"

>>4153466
no, who cares about that larping child

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4153467
Plane lands and everyone trails behind Chosen One

>>4153464
How dare you

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4153467
do that

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4153467
Dress up like dad and pretend to be him

>>4153473
dice god sees no wrong with that post so shush

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>>4153472

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4153486
keep distance juuust in case that mad scientist had grudge for dad for some reason
can't imagine why

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>>4153488
You'll have plenty a' time to imagine.....since I gotta suspend thread right bout here. Communist overlords require an early shift comes morning and it's already 1AM. So uh. Yeah. Gotta go. Will continue in about 10 years.

Updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

>>4153489
take care OP
thanks for bread

>>4153489
So I guess we now know why he's the Chosen One

It might possibly be time soon probably maybe

Where's the Quattro suffering OP

>>4155994
>>4156021
Don't be impatient, he said ten years you goofs.

>>4156022
I travlled back in time from 10 years and there was nothing there except a note saying "thread delayed till next century"

>>4156026
You will wait 110 years for the next thread and you will like it.

>>4156028
But then how will I get my Quattro suffering fix now

>>4156030
You can get it any time you want, you just have to use your imagination. Like, imagine Quattro going to walk down a flight of stairs, but then he trips and crashes down to the bottom, and just when he's about to rise and thinks hes safe, a piano falls on top of him.

>>4156030
You can always re-read the archives of the original skeleton island and marvel at Quattro's failure.

>>4156035
When Quattro reaches the bottom, it turns out there's a second set of stairs to fall down

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4156051
Unlike Marian, who traded his suffering for permanent brain damage.

>>4156052
I thought they both did that

>>4156052
He's a cyborg, just needs a little system update

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Anyhoo. Thred in an hour after I escape this hell

>>4156058
you cannot escape the reality of shotasniffer's cooking

>>4156059
THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4156060
EAT THE FOOD

Rolled 23 (1d100)

Rolling for Smokey Bear

>>4156089
Noooooooo

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4156095
back to the plot where we meet the Mad Scientist while OP thinks of a name

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>>4156096
Pssst, hey, instead of continuing the plot, you can instead, give me all your money.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4156098
No

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4156098
>>4156100

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>>4156100
C'maaaaaaan, can't you spare a dime for a man in need in these trying times?

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4156103
Were communists, we, in theory, have no concept of money...I can give you a gun tho

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4156103
the others beat up OP while chosen one meets the scientist

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>>4156106

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4156109
now back to plot for real this time

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4156109
Hey there science robot guy, I'm Lolisniffer's son - how about making me a portal gun?

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>>4156112
Right right. Chosen One walks to the secret hidden gate at the base of the volcano. Maybe he can just...knock on the door

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4156120
No, kick it instead!

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4156120
"Don't you pick up that hotline to the heroes you bloody bastard and come on out."

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4156120
Yes, do that

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4156120
>just
Knock on the door with a fucktonne of gravitas

>>4156122
ah yes, the well-known lolisniffer entrance when he wants you to help him

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>>4156122
It's how Dad greets his friends, of course.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4156137
Only makes sure, now, OPEN THE DOOR

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4156137
"Is that why Dad called him Chosen One, because he was supposed to be the heir?"

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4156137
Barge our Chosen arse on in

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>>4156139
And here you were thinking it was because he pretended to be a cult leader to test your abilities back in Skeleton Island 1

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4156146
He's that generic that were making up his origin despite it already being there

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4156146
Advance plot by two steps

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4156146
Well dad slapped you on the ass and gave the position to him instead of beating the shit out of both of you, and he came out of the meeting with dad unscathed when you robbed that factory

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4156146
Stick to some sort of plot for long enough to go through the damn door

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>>4156151
You still think about that 100 ass spank combo sometimes. Usually followed by waking up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat.

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4156154
>>4156152
>>4156150

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4156154
Enter. The. Building

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>>4156155
Chosen One enters the secret base and is greeted by a weird robot man

"Lolisniffer!.....You look shorter than I remember. And since when did you start dressing like a communist?"

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4156161
...since I, uhhhh...became a communist

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4156161
I'm trying a new style. You got a problem with it pal?

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4156161
"Yeah, Jewburning was getting old, people want communists now"

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>>4156165
"Right. So. What brings you here? Business or pleasure?"

>>4156168
"Depends on whether you're willing to cooperate or not"

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4156168
>>4156171

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4156168
"I was hoping you might have some new tech these days which I could use to jump more easily into that alternate dimension. You know the one."

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>>4156172
"That also depends on whether YOU have my usual payment or not"

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4156178
"Hey, green cap guy whose name nobody cares to know, go tell him what is going on before I kick you into orbit."
Chosen One makes a mental note to apologize to everyone later.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4156178
So, gallon of milk you say?

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4156178
Nah I've got something way better - how about a big fresh pile of radioactive isotopes from my new nuclear facility?

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>>4156179
"....Yes. "FATHERRRRRRRR". I'll tell him the details. Wouldn't want to suffer your wrath now, would I"

"Father? Oh, this must be one of your children. Heard through the grapevine that you finally settled down. So kid, what do you need?"

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4156178
Here’s it. Give him a box, but when he opens it’s our fist in there and it comes straight to his ugly face

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4156187
Just planning a bit of invasion to nearby alternative dimension, you know, the usual

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4156187
Your best napalm. *Proceed to set us all ablaze*

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>>4156189
"Oh....that....errrr. Yaaaaeeehhhhh. See. If you asked me this like, a month ago. I woulda been able to help. But currently, I'm in a bit of a bind when it comes to interdimensional travel"

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4156196
Your portal malfunctioned or something?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4156196
We'll help you in exchange, but don't even THINK about calling the heroes on me

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4156196
spill the beans

Quite a lot of 69s for this thread

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4156196
"You'd better get out of that bind then before we put you into an even bigger one. What's the problem?"

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4156196
Pull a knife on him.

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>>4156200
"See. My latest test has drained the portal of its power source. And I don't have a spare. So the only way to power up the portal again, is to get a new one"

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4156208
Will a power plant work?

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4156208
"Alright, we'll help you. Meathead biker, stay with me. Stupid looking knight and tryhard commie, go and see to the children, you know what to do if the deal goes south."
Chosen One thinks about trying to survive the trip home.

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4156210
>>4156208
Ayup

For payment he can keep the power plant.

Not like we can't always steal it back if we need it.

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>>4156210
"No. Believe me, I tried. But the portal requires a specific special mineral to power. Very rare. Probably got here on Earth by way of a meteor. Currently, on the black market it's worth fortunes. And the source is too heavily guarded to get some directly"

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4156217
Since you know how heavily guarded the source, you know where it is.
Show us where, we'll get you some.

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4156217
Well, our enemies clearly have a lot of it. Meathead Biker, go cleanup the mess

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4156217
Say, I could buy it and gift it to you. But that would be a massive favor, wouldn't it?

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4156217
Ha! We'll see about that. Where's the source?

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>>4156223
"Well, the only place that has this mineral available to be mined naturally is....."

A. Some secret hidden elf forest or some shit
B. A small nation ran by a dictator super villain
C. A small nation with special protection status from dem pesky heroes due to the mineral's super properties
D. Down in the Hollow Earth, where massive beasts and secret societies rule

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4156230
E - the moon

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4156230
B

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4156230
D

>>4156232
Good job, now we have to do three missions before we can even go forward with rescuing quattro

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4156230
B
Time to spread the revolution

>>4156237
Thanks!

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4156230
D. Down in the Hollow Earth, where massive beasts and secret societies rule

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>>4156232
There's no option E

These rolls tho

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4156243
ya sure? not even mystery box which is all of above?
Small secret elf dictatorship option with goverment state's heroes down in Hollow Earth which always fight with beasts and other secret societies via giant robot battles?

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4156243
B and A, the dictator is an elf
We're fighting more supervillains than heroes at this point

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4156243
>>4156238
B(lyat)

>>4156246
>option
nation

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4156243
D then, to kick secret societies for trying to be secret

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>>4156246
Giant robot battles don't sell

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4156251
>>4156247

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4156251
They do, just drag on too long

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4156251
What about medium sized robot battles
or drill tank battles
I can settle on those

>>4156251
Marian has plans to fix that

>>4156256
Marian's literally the only fan of Super Robot Season 3

>>4156257
I think Bandit's still kinda into it

>>4156260
>Bandit
yeah no he's into intellectual stuff like those arthouse films

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>>4156253
>We're fighting more supervillains than heroes at this point

Let's hope "World Domination" don't turn into "World Saving"

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4156264
I mean technically we dominating the world to save it from fleshbags

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4156264
Anyway back to the nation of dickass elves

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4156264
But were saving it from not being dominated by us

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4156264
But we will save the world. With Communism.

I mean at this point the hero association could probably knock on our door and give us all hero applications

>>4156272
For bringing about global communism. Exactly.

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>>4156266

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4156275
>>4156267

>>4156274
They would probably think it's heroic because communism means sharing

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4156275
gotta rescue skellies inside those bags of flesh

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4156275
*Internationale intensifies*
So yeah tell us which country it is so we can invad--I mean liberate it

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>>4156279
"Hey Lolisniffer. What's wrong with this one?"

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4156284
She's my oldest daughter, very grumpy and broody

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4156284
"She's a larper. You, go to where the children are while we discuss adult things."

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4156284
actually, she's lolisniffer

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4156284
Insufficiently communist. For now. So who are the bastards we've gotta fight?

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>>4156285
"Huh, alright then. Now, onto the matter of the secret hidden nation ruled by an elven dictator"

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4156291
Fuck the elves

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4156291
"ELVES? ARRRRGH!"
"LUKE! CALM DOWN!"

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4156291
What's the best way to gain hegemony over them?

>>4156291
what can you tell us about ?
also i got the highest roll, why wasn't my option used ?

>>4156298
too slow, usually op gives a grace period of a minute or 2

>>4156298
OP has gained hegemony over you

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4156298
>>4156300
>>4156301
seems unfair

>>4156298
Pick one a' these:

A. Too slow. Usually the grace period is 1-2 minutes
B. OP was already writing the post and too lazy to change
C. OP's net didn't update in time
D. You didn't buy the VIP package DLC Supreme Deluxe Collector's Edition
E. ur a faget

>>4156304
F. 4chan server did stupid shit

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>>4156296
"What's wrong with him?"

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4156310
Medieval LARP

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4156310
He hates vegans. And elves in general, but everybody hates them.

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4156310
Insufficiently comm-- just insufficient. So is the dictator communist? Fascist? Hedonist? Just crazy?

>>4156317
>crazy
He's an elf. They're fucking crazy by default.

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>>4156314
"DISRESPECT MY BBQ WOULD YOU?! I'LL RIP OUT YOUR EARS AND USE THEM TO STAB YOUR EYEEESSSSSSSSSS"

"GODDAMNIT LUKE THERE'S NO ELVES AROUND HERE"

"You got strange children, man"

>>4156319
Yeah I figured it would be that at a minimum

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4156321
Let's talk about elves before I show my teaching methods to YOUR daughters.

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>>4156321
I have lots of them, these are just the ones that matter

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>>4156321
Dictator/country/elf info pls

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>>4156328
"Ah yes. The Elf. He declared himself God-King of a small nation and put it under his magitech rule. Basically enslaved the people under his will, silencing all who dared to even muster up a slight resistance. Unfortunately for the people living there, he has the power to back it up. The country is also inside a barrier that renders it virtually invisible to the eye, and also some radars and satellites. Few know of its existence. The ones who do either cut deals with the Elf to gain a sliver of his gains or try and depose him. The latter usually don't survive"

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4156349
>Gains
He's weank, lets kick his ass and call him gay!

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4156349
Do you know where it is?

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4156349
Don't survive why/how exactly? Sounds like they need some communism. (By which I mean a gulag, because they're elves.)

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>>4156354
"Of course. It's hidden in...."

A. Europe
B. Asia
C. South America
D. The Sky

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4156364
D obviously

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4156364
D

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4156364
B, Japan - let's colonise/murderise us some weeb elves
...but also somehow D

I guess being cut out of the whole blessed by god thing in civ thing aftermath made the elves bitter

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>>4156366
"...the Sky. A while after he came into power, The Elf used his magitech to lift the entire nation into the atmosphere. Apparently he likes the view from up there better. He also set it up that the country will constantly be moving across the globe, so it's rarely in one place for long."

>>4156371
>on top of Japan
I like it

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4156373
Isn the nation full of elves like him?

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4156373
It's currently over Kyoto, by the looks

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>>4156379
"60% Elves. The rest are whatever race he can find. He claims to support diversity. As all are welcome in his country.....to serve him"

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4156389
Rad, lets go there and serve him DEATH

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4156389
So basically, 40% are hostages.

The whole thing sounds like a major problem for heroes

>>4156403
No rivals allowed

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4156389
So what's this fuel or whatever you need like? How does he normally control it, if say we end up just deciding to buy some?

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>>4156389
dice1d100
Hey, who are you guys and what are you doing here?

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>>4156396
"What you do to him, eh, none of my concern. I just need at least 100 Kgs of these. This special material helped power all of the country's Magitech and The Elf's personal powers. It's why the most popular job in the country is mining. Mining for...[INSERT NAME HERE]"

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4156426
Unobtanium
>>4156413
Shiposting and pretending its a quest

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4156426
Fuckyousite
Suddenly, someone else appears!
"Luke? Olessa? Big sis? What are you all doing here?"

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>>4156430
"What are you doing out here Lilly? Aren't you girls having a slumber party?"

"We ran outta snacks. Where's your kitchen?"

"Down the hall to the left.....But wait, you know these guys?"

"Well yeah, they're my siblings"

"So you're ALSO one of Lolisniffer's kids?"

"Yea"

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4156426
OberWerhKrupptonium

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4156440
Suddenly plot happens

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4156440
ALERT: UNKNOWN PORTAL APPEARING

>>4156441 >>4156430
Nah man, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickite

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4156440
surprise batista bomb

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>>4156445
OH SHIT! COULD IT BE THAT ONE OF YOUR SIBLINGS GONNA GET KIDNAPPED AND JOIN QUATTRO IN THE TORTURE DUNGEON?!

/dice 1d100
>>4156426
Bananium?

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4156457
NO, WERE TAKING SOMEONE OVER HERE FOR INTERROGATION!!!
>>4156458
Options lad, options

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>>4156457
No.
>>4156459
OLESSA, CAST!

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>>4156457
BATISTA BOMB IT

>>4156462
Come here you yellow fuck

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>>4156462
Pssst, hey. Wanna buy some Skyrim?

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4156468
ALT-BOBBY YOU FUCK
I KNOW IT'S YOU

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>>4156468
OH GOD IT WORSE THEN WE THOUGHT, QUICK TAKE OUT NEW VEGAS BOX, THAT'S BANISH HIM!!!