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There you are, you little scamp. Anyway, you’d better get that request up your vacuum tube soon. It’s in the main room and you’re currently in your super cool hacking bedroom.

>What do?

>>4185832
hug kurisu pillow

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>>4185844

You hug your Kurisu pillow. It smells like sweat and ramen. Kurisu, naturally IS the best girl. You gain +2 to your [MANLINESS] by doing this.

>What do?

>>4185830
Oh hey the quest with the BAD End? You almost never see that happen. Usually they just die instead of end properly. Much less have a bad ending.

>>4185908
First make sure we have room for mandated Gf. Second look at goth hentai until she arrives.

>>4185908
Fill out Goth GF form.

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>>4185922
>>4185927

>First make sure we have room for mandated Gf. Second look at goth hentai until she arrives.
>Fill out Goth GF form.

You step out into the main floor of your apartment, the only other usable room. You don’t really know where she’d bed, but you were figuring, maybe, like.. your bed? God. You hope.

You call down the tube and sit down at the table, looking at the form.

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Seems like all you gotta do is put in your name and your ideal tiddy size.

What name?
>Write in your name

What tiddy?
>Big
>Smol

>>4185963
Ano Nagai, AKA Ano N online

Tiddy:
>BIGBIG, for double the Big

>>4185971
>>Big
This.

>>4185963
Big

>>4185963
big

>>4185963
Big: checked, circled, underlined, and change the smol option to big as well. Gotta make sure they get that we want a BIG tiddy goth gf, and definitely not a SMOL tiddy goth gf

>>4185963
>>Smol

Smol

>>4185963
>Smol

>>4185963
Our name is tom

>>4185963
>Big
It’s in the name of the quest.

>>4185963
>Ned Lonely
>BIG

Our hacker name is Cypher3456

>>4185963
>>4186095
And for a name
>Trevor statica

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>>4185971
>>4186028
>>4186062
>>4186063
>>4186081
>>4186131

>Ano Nagai, AKA Ano N online
>BIGBIG, for double the Big

There we go. Your name is ANO NAGAI - or ANO N - and you just ordered a DOUBLE SIZED fat titty goth gf. You skim the block of legal text before dunking it into the tube and watching as it gets rattled up into the ether.

You figure you’ve probably got some time to kill before your government issue girlfriend arrives. You could ponder your apartment and the blocked door that you are NEVER allowed to open. You could try working out to get nice and pumped before your gf arrives. Or you could prep for her arrival by cooking something nice, despite not having cooked once in 22 years.

>What do?

>>4186162
Open forbidden door.

>>4186162
The GF may need somewhere to sleep other than our bed, perhaps something should be done in that regard.

>>4186162
just sit around mindlessly until your gf shows up, maybe motorboat your pillow for practice

>>4186162
Hard workout. I'm talking Stretching, the hardcore workout.

>>4186162
Open the forbidden door using the even more forbidden power of the cyberPS2 startup sound

>>4186162
Workout time. Gotta get some abs before she comes.

Blessed Thread

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>>4186166
>>4186174

>Open forbidden door.
>Open the forbidden door using the even more forbidden power of the cyberPS2 startup sound

No way THAT'S happening. A couple months ago you got super lonely and ordered an ALLCO. brand FORNICATOR 2000 unit that happened to look like Hatsune Miku, popstar vocaloid. You never did end up having sex with it. You mostly just talked to it while playing vidya and showed it movies. Eventually it started getting kind of self aware and it made you uncomfortable and you ended up putting it in your bathroom and shoving the washing machine in front of it. You've been pooping out the window for 34 days now. It's awful.

So that door's definitely not opening any time this thread.

>What ACTUALLY do?

>>4186194
Why can't we put the FORNICATOR into THE TUBE and be rid of it?

>>4186194
practice kissing on your hand

>>4186200

You tried once, but it's titties were simply too big. You don't want to risk clogging up the tube.

>>4186194
Seal forbidden door further with boards and nails.

>>4186203
Is the FORNICATOR actually hostile towards us? I imagine it definitely is now that it's been entombed in a bathroom for a month, but it doesn't hurt to ask.

>>4186194
>Pass a paper sheet written "are you ok?" Through the side/upper side of the forbidden door
>Cook something basic like rice and eggs

>>4186207
>"Hey, are you still angry I locked you in the bathroom for over a month?
>Fist punches through wall a few inches near our head.
>"Kay. You want anything to read?"

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>>4186212
>>4186208

>Is the FORNICATOR actually hostile towards us? I imagine it definitely is now that it's been entombed in a bathroom for a month, but it doesn't hurt to ask.
>Pass a paper sheet written "are you ok?" Through the side/upper side of the forbidden door

You pass a sheet under the door with a little message on it. It stopped trying to talk to you after the first few days. In a few seconds, you hear scrambling behind the door and the sound of the faucet running. It passes the paper back through a crack in the door. Looks like it had to use water to write a message in. You’re DEFINITELY not letting it back in now. The FORNICATOR line tends to get a little clingy.

>Cook something basic like rice and eggs

Luckily, you actually do have some rice and eggs in your cool VENDING MACHINE REFRIGERATOR. You could probably reasonably heat it up in your hotpot.

>Roll a 1d100 to determine the quality of the rice and eggs.

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4186237
Best of three?

>>4186241
Best of three.

>>4186241
How does vending machine food come pre-burned?

>>4186244
What did you expect when you bought it from the N.E.E.T. brand machine? Tch.

>>4186261
Well, you're welcome to roll and see if you can make a better selection, then.

>Makes way for you to try it.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4186237
step aside, big roll here

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4186237
What kind of fag locks away their yandere robo gf?
Anyway, rolling to cook

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4186237
>locking away a cute robot that just wants to love you
That's cruel

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>>4186279
>Rolled 63 (1d100)

You carefully remove the rice and eggs from your NEET brand vending machine. It's a small price to pay in credits for a real fleshy goth gf. You take to cooking it carefully - removing them from their wrapper with the UTMOST level of care, placing them on your hotplate, and..

Oh, god. Oh fuck. This is horrible. Holy shit, it looks rancid. There's a knock at the door.

>What do?

>>4186291
Feed the food to THE TUBE and then answer the door.

>>4186291
Throw food out the window onto a hobo and open the door.

>>4186291
Turn on the futuristic air purifier to clean the smell of the room and leave a nice smell

>>4186299
Mess hair with hands and open door

>>4186296
seconding

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>>4186296
>>4186311

>Throw food out the window onto a hobo and open the door.

You quickly toss the food out the window, hoping to never catch sight of those NEET rice and eggs ever again. You fling the door open after slicking your hair back and find..

a cop. An ALLCO. security officer.
"You, uh.." He stares at a tablet. "Nah-guy? I got your broad right here."

>What do?

>>4186416
Inspect the delivery, this will be our only opportunity to reject a damaged product.

>>4186416
Sign whatever he wants as quickly as possible. We must acquire Big Tiddy Goth GF.
Also try to hack ALLCO man to see if he can be added to any harems

>>4186416
Sign it quickly and greet the FTGGF.

>>4186416
Ask if he can tell us anything about the package

>>4186416
Shoot him

>blitz helmet
>fornicator 2000
THE TIMELINES ARE CONVERGING
At least we know that this world ends in horrible robot apocalypse some time in the distant future, and in the distant past there was a great constructor war
psychokinetic chuuni quest when

>>4186416
Do as >>4186420 says

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>>4186429
>>4186425
>>4186420
>>4186438

>Also try to hack ALLCO man to see if he can be added to any harems

Unfortunately, humans and other sentient lifeforms are PRETTY HARD to hack. Otherwise you probably could’ve taken care of your living-sexbot-in-the-bathroom issue weeks ago.

>Sign whatever he wants as quickly as possible. We must acquire Big Tiddy Goth GF.
>Inspect the delivery, this will be our only opportunity to reject a damaged product.

>Ask if he can tell us anything about the package

“C-can I.. can I see her?” You ask, peeking out behind the cop. “Is there anything I need to know..?”
“Yeah, sure, whatever. Just remember that she’s your responsibility. Don’t let her or yourself get involved in any corporate heists trying to save goth gfs, alright?” The cop steps aside, allowing you to see your FAT TITTY GF. She’s.. a little taller than you, which is embarrassing.

"Hi! I guess I'll be your Big Titty- ah.” She looks down to meet your eye line. “I guess I’ll be your Big Titty Goth GF from now on. Hi!"

>Reject her.
>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]

>>4186477
>Accept her. Cindy
Tall? jackpot

>>4186477
>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]
She's PERFECT, therefore she deserves a PERFECT name. Dub her PERFECT KURISU

>>4186477
>>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]
>Argenta.

UNF

>>4186477
>Accept her. [Perfect Kurisu. Kurisu for short.]

>>4186483
>Cindy
Save that one for Big Tiddy Bimbo GF Quest.

>>4186477
>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]
It's fine if she's taller than you, it'll just let you re-enact your favorite Miyamoto Issa doujins.

>>4186477
The hands of a strangler

>>4186477
Uh. As her to bully.

>>4186477
>>Reject her lol

>>4186540
Shoulda gone for da smol tiddies. Dey'd be da perfec see cups den. Now we got da dubba eff cups.

>>4185830
Man that quest was a hell of a ride. I never forget that russian sob.

>>4186477
>>Reject her.

"Can I get one with arms that don't look like SynthHams?"

>>4186477
>Accept her. (Shermie)

If we wanted a Big Tiddy Goth GF why not just reset the Fornicator, I heard those things can change up their appearance.

>>4186622
Not sure the FORNICATOR 2000 would be down to let us reset it, and hacking it would be pretty hard. This gf is probably better anyways.

>>4186477
>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]

Kurisu sounds fine.

>>4186622
I assume she tried to dry hump us with her unyielding titanium hydraulic pelvis.

>>4186627
Now I really want mess with the Fornicator... but I'm not going to mention it again because I know that's just my idiot meat brain wanting something because it was told it was a bad idea.

Tiddies within reach of the hand are worth more than tiddies locked behind a door and attached to an unyielding titanium frame... or something.

Also we don't need another Catastrovania

>>4186631
Really should've put the FORNICATOR 2000 in the Tube when we had the chance

>>4186633
Tits were too big to fit in the tube.

On the positive side, when she inevitably gets out there’s always the chance of being trapped in a two girl marshmallow hell.

>>4186477
>Accept
>Kurisu

>>4186483
I totally support this

>>4186477
damn thems is sum big tiddys
>Accept
name her...shit, I dunno man. Shermie or Kurisu work

>>4186477
>Accept her. [Write-In Name.]
Notessa...
Teresa

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>>4186484
>>4186490
>>4186627
>>4186694
>>4186784

>Perfect Kurisu. Or just Kurisu.

You invite Kurisu in. Wow, thanks ALLCO.!

“Now, you’re responsible for her legally, no murder or unwanted molestation, yadda yadda yadda.” The cop reads off a list of legalities in his helmet hud. “We’ve tuned her C.H.O.K.E.R. into those goggles of yours, so you can check on her vital stats and affection meter through your STATSCAN app. All that make sense? Great. I’ll leave you to it.”

The ALLCO. cop steps out, leaving you alone in the room with your new goth gf. “So..” Kurisu looks around your EMPTY and DULL apartment.

You begin to sweat.

>Talk to Kurisu. [Write-In]
>Write-In.

>>4186898
>introduce yourself, ask what she's interested in
>check STATSCAN

>>4186898
>"So, hypothetically, if you were asked who best girl was, what would you say?"
>Check her stats instead of asking her about them because social interaction is hard

>>4186898
>lay down the rules of the house mostly don't go into the bathroom and food'sin the vending machine
>check stats

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>>4186924
>>4186927

>introduce yourself, ask what she's interested in
>check STATSCAN
>"So, hypothetically, if you were asked who best girl was, what would you say?"
>Check her stats instead of asking her about them because social interaction is hard

“S-so, I’m Ano Nagai, and you’re- what are you interested in?” You ask. That was smooth.
“Oh, you know..!” She laughs flippantly. “.. Same stuff you’re into.”
You figure that she’s probably a little on guard. You’ll have to raise your affection level to get a real answer out of her. You check your AFFECTION METER in your goggle hud. Looks like you’re on.. -4 out of 100. Negative?! How are you already negative?

"So, hypothetically, if you were asked who best girl was, what would you say?" You try to break the ice.
“.. Eh.. best girl..?” She side eyes the corner of the room. Oh shit, this is a disaster. You don’t even remember the last time you actually talked to a girl. You gotta figure out how to raise your affection level.

>What do?

>>4186953
Make her eggs. a FUCKTON of eggs. Then tell her she has to eat them.

>>4186953
Off to a rocky start. ALLCO. man didn't tell us we actually had to socialize with our girlfriend!
>Ask what she's really into

>>4186953
>Bring out a guest cushion for her so you two can talk at the table.
>"S-so how did you get into this program"

>>4186953
>>4186979
This.

>>4186967
Not this.

>>4186953
Egg

>>4186953
>>4186984
This first, followed by
>>4186967
This

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>>4186967
>>4186979
>>4187010
>>4187012

>Bring out a guest cushion for her so you two can talk at the table.
>"S-so how did you get into this program"
>Make her eggs. a FUCKTON of eggs. Then tell her she has to eat them.

You don’t really have a guest cushion, so you just sit your ass on the ground while she sits on the pillow. ‘So.. how did you get into this program?” You ask, fiddling with your thumbs.
“Oh, this? I got into it voluntarily. Not many others get that chance. I just needed to lay low for a couple of months after my last line of work.” She responds with a shrug. Wow! Your affection rating goes from -4 to 0!
“Oh, that’s cool!” You talk over her in your excitement and nervousness. “Are you hungry?” In your excitement and nerves, you move to the vending machine and order a BOWL OF EGGS. You offer it to her. She stares blankly at the bowl of eggs. “You should eat ALL the eggs.
“Why..?”

You watch as your affection goes right back down to -4.

>Take her some place on a date. Gotta get that affection back up.
>Try to show her some of your COOL ANIMU on your PC.
>Play some cool virtual reality vidya with her.
>Write-In.

>>4187059
>FUCK. Jumped the gun with eggs. Man, at least the FORNICATOR 2000 didn't ask why it needed to eat the eggs. Speaking of, ask Kurisu if she knows how to hack a self-aware sexbot

>>4187059
hahahahahhaha oh god

>Play some cool virtual reality vidya with her.

>>4187059
>>Take her some place on a date. Gotta get that affection back up.
Perhaps there is a park with a lower population of superdrug junkies nearby? We gotta talk to her without spilling our spaghetti or eggs

>>4187059
>Play some cool virtual reality vidya with her.
>"So, mind if I ask what you do for a living?"
>Answer any questions she might have for us, like what do we do for work, our hobbies, why our bathroom door is blocked off, things like that.

>>4187059
>"Do you have any questions for me?"
>Play some cool virtual reality vidya with her.

>>4187059
>Try to show her some of your COOL ANIMU on your PC.

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>>4187127
>>4187113
>>4187087

>"So, mind if I ask what you do for a living?"
>Answer any questions she might have for us, like what do we do for work, our hobbies, why our bathroom door is blocked off, things like that.
>Play some cool virtual reality vidya with her.

“So, mind if I ask what you do for a living..?”
“Freelance stuff.” She responds vaguely.
“Oh- uh.. Great! I do that too. I’m a hacker, and yadda yadda..” You rattle off some facts about yourself and your very cool and athletic hobbies of anime and videogames and hacking and the sexbot in your bathroom. You watch as your affection rating hits 0! You’d better not blow this.

You take Kurisu into your bedroom. It’s kind of cramped. You’re starting to get close to spilling spaghetti. Kurisu seems VERY out of place surrounded by anime posters and pillows. “S-so, uh-.. I’m gonna play a game with you now. If that’s cool.” You say like an absolute beta, moving to your computer.

What game do you choose?

>Modern Day Succubus.
>PKMN.
>Clo.
>Write-In.

>>4187147
Load up Normalpunk

>>4187147
>Catquest 9

>>4187147
>PKMN Gold

>>4187147
>Robot Crossing

>>4187147
>Modern Day Succubus

>>4187147
>Succubus: The Subterfuge

>>4187147
>VtM: Bloodlines
Goth bitches love Bloodlines

>>4187179

this. Fuck it

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>>4187147
>I am Bread

>>4187147
I change my vote to
>Modern day Succubus

>>4187147
>Modern Day Succubus
And for the love of God, verbally apologize for the state of your walls being covered in anime. Make her feel normal by confirming and joking about how you're a total NEET.

>>4187240
Fuck this vote, we ain't apologizing or joking for jack shit. We love our stuff and we are gonna show her why it's so cool. We confident now.

>>4187276
>>Moons over my Hammy

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>>4187209
>>4187179
>>4187194

>Modern Day Succubus

You load up the cool new co-op dating simulator by SojournerSoftware™ Inc., MODERN DAY SUCCUBUS. You are now in a fantastical virtual Denny’s and Kurisu has succubus horns! Your goal is to go on a successful date and raise her in-game affection meter to its maximum level (which reflects her real world affection meter.) If you make a misstep and her affection goes down, you’ll get a real world shock to simulate you losing your soul to the succ. If you fuck up 3 TIMES, you lose.

You start the date off with your BIG TITTY GOTH SUCCUBUS GF. You’d better place an order for the both of you.

>Write in suitable selection from an official Denny's™ menu.

>>4187289
Lumberjack Slam.

>>4187289
Lumberjack Slam, fried eggs

>>4187297
Wait, we forgot to update the game, GF's missing her cute undersized bat wings.

>>4187289
>>Write in suitable selection from an official Denny's™ menu.
Two plates of Premium Chicken Tenders, my good man. With honey mustard. And two chocolate milks.

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>>4187297
>>4187301

>Lumberjack Slam, fried eggs

You clear your throat and order a Lumberjack Slam with fried eggs for the both of you. She seems happy with it! A HEFTY choice of breakfast for your gf. Your affection meter goes up a dash.

"So.." She side-eyes you. "This is the game, huh?" You'd better break the ice, or else she'll start getting bored!

>Say something to her, dummy.

>>4187319
What videogames do you like? Do you play any?

>>4187319
>"Well, only a part of it. Think of this game as a sort of real life sim. You can go out and do stuff that you wouldn't normally do, whether it's because the player can't afford it, they're physically unable to for whatever reason, or they're just normally uncomfortable around others. Some people even modify it to add in other places and activities, like how I'm currently working on a full scale pre-WW3 Waffle House mod."

>>4187319
Ask her about her previous line of work.

>>4187340
+1
Then ask her about her own hobbies.

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>>4187340
>"Well, only a part of it. Think of this game as a sort of real life sim. You can go out and do stuff that you wouldn't normally do, whether it's because the player can't afford it, they're physically unable to for whatever reason, or they're just normally uncomfortable around others. Some people even modify it to add in other places and activities, like how I'm currently working on a full scale pre-WW3 Waffle House mod."
>Then ask her about her own hobbies.

"Well, only a part of it. Think of this game as a sort of real life sim. You can go out and do stuff that you wouldn't normally do, whether it's because the player can't afford it, they're physically unable to for whatever reason, or they're just normally uncomfortable around others. Some people even modify it to add in other places and activities, like how I'm currently working on a full scale pre-WW3 Waffle House mod." You ramble on for a moment. It seems that she actually liked you showing interest in something and being proud of it instead of getting shy! Her affection meter rises again. “What are you into? Hobbies..?”
“Ah.. to tell the truth, I don’t really have too many hobbies. Sorry!” She laughs. “I used to spend most of my time working, actually, so I’m not too familiar with anything besides it..”

This is going kind of well.

>Press her about her old job. [Roll a 1d100.]
>Write-In.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4187377
>So what did you do for a living?

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4187385
Get to know each other goes both ways!

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4187377
>"Man, from what it sounds like, work must have taken up most of your time. Was it really important?"
>"Well, mind if I ask what kind of music you listen to? I might be able to download a simulated concert for us to rock out in after we finish up here."

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>>4187392

>Rolled 67 (1d100)
>So what did you do for a living?
>"Man, from what it sounds like, work must have taken up most of your time. Was it really important?"

“So what did you do for a living?” You try to press her. "Man, from what it sounds like, work must have taken up most of your time. Was it really important?"
“It’s probably better you didn’t know.” She responds flatly. “It wasn’t anything notew- ah.”

Your VR connection is ROCKED as you hear a loud shatter from outside your bedroom. You quickly remove your headset.

“What was that?” You frown. Your GF remains silent.

>What do?

>>4187401
Verify condemned door integrity. Use BTGF's heft to further secure it.

>>4187401
>Grab Blitz helmet for protection and Breadst Friend for moral support before heading outside

>>4187401
>Open the door a bit and peek

>>4187408
Support

>>4187401
>"That... might be from the blocked off door.
>...
>"I'll go check. If you hear anything like screams, a pelvis being broken, or a FORNICATOR 2000 singing the Levan Polkka, please call medical services and tell them it's an emergency."

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>>4187410
>Open the door a bit and peek

You peek outside.

A BIG robot stands outside, it's gun arm cocked after having entered through your window. That's a COURSER bot. Not very complex mentally, but quick and efficient when getting to the kill. Some corporations used to use those ages ago, but most have since been phased out of use in favor of strong human employees because it's more cost efficient. Evidently someone had a grudge.

>What do?

>>4187419
>tell goth not to leave the room, time to HACK it from your computer.. atleast to mess around with the target he is after

>>4187419
Calmly move to our workstation and hack into the COURSER bot through it's CYWiFi connection. Make sure you first route it through one or two of your neighbors first, though.

>>4187408
Sheeeit. Now I wish it was Hatsune Psycho
>Don the Blitz helmet to increase hacking power before trying to hack the COURSER bot

>>4187419
>Hide behind the washing machine and beg for your life
Hoping the FORNICATOR will save us.

>>4187419
Hack the robot

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4187419
Elite hacking!

>>4187419
Hack robot.
Mislead robot to the bathroom first.

Utilize hacking to send message to bathroom miku to start the shower.

Attempt hard hacking of robot.

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>>4187431
>>4187438
>>4187439
>>4187441

>tell goth not to leave the room, time to HACK it from your computer.. atleast to mess around with the target he is after
>Calmly move to our workstation and hack into the COURSER bot through it's CYWiFi connection. Make sure you first route it through one or two of your neighbors first, though.

You calmly move to the computer. Your goth gf, having gotten a peek of the robot herself, is noticeably clammy, pacing about a little.

"Don't leave the room, but don't worry. It's just a COURSER. I got it!" You give her a thumbs-up.
"H-huh?" The goth seems taken aback.

You adjust your hacking headset and enter the HACKING SPACE. Unfortunately, COURSER units, despite their innate lack of sentience, are notoriously locked down systems and you can't just roll the dice to beat one. You're going to have to accomplish one of your greatest hacking challenges yet..

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You're gonna have to solve this word search puzzle in under 10 minutes or else the robot's gonna break in.

>Do puzzle.

>>4187466
FYI there's two instances of BOT.

>>4187473
>Didn't notice the RO in front of BOT

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>>4187466
Can't do more with just 10 minutes

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>>4187466
Best I got.

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>>4187487

Although you're a LITTLE late, your hacking skills are enough to create a little window of generosity there.

You can now choose what you'd like to do with your own COURSER bot.

>Deactivate it. You could scrap the parts for stuff and sell them later.
>Self-Destruct. PROBABLY not the best idea to do indoors, but it'd be kind of cool.
>Reprogram. You could reprogram it to give it some sentience and turn it into a cute maid robot.

>>4187491
>Reprogram into maid

>>4187491
>>4187493
>>>Reprogram into maid

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>>4187491
>reprogram into maid

Now we fornicator is going to think twice before assaulting us

>>4187491
>Reprogram into maido

Should we install clumsiness subroutines?

>>4187493
>>4187494
>>4187498
WAIT NO WHAT IF IT TURNS INTO CAT

Big brain idea, combine both robots

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>>4187502

>>4187504
And what then, have a killbot AND a sexbot grind on us until our groin looks like raw hamburger meat?

>>4187491
I'm worried reprogramming it as a maid will potentially re-create the FORNICATOR 2000 situation, and we are already running low on rooms to seal it in.

>>4187507
YES

>>4187502
The last time that happened, we were playing a street sammy. Ano N's a hacker, he knows what he's doing.

>>4187505
>>4187512
n o p l e a s e

>>4187504
>>4187507
>>4187510
This is fine tho

>>4187491
>Reprogram. You could reprogram it to give it some sentience and turn it into a cute maid robot.

why the fuck do we have two other options

>>4187491
But what if we deactivate it and we combine it to the fornicator

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>>4187513
>n o p l e a s e

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>>4187498
>>4187495
>>4187494
>>4187493
>>4187516

>Reprogram into maid
>Should we install clumsiness subroutines?

The robot bursts into your room just as you finish up the last CLUMSINESS SUBROUTINES. As you remove your helmet, you turn around to face the robot - it’s gun arm frozen in position as it aims at your hapless goth gf. Realization seems to slowly dawn on it’s completely still robot features.

“Uwaa- a-am I naked..?!” The robot gasps, a FEMALE VOICE coming from it’s speakers.

>Name your new KILLBOT MAID.

>>4187520
Maidobot

>>4187520
>Killchan

>>4187520
>Kill-Chan

>>4187520
Killi-Chan

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>>4187523
>>4187526

>>4187520
Kill-Chan, purest maiden

>>4187520
Kill-chan

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>>4187523
>>4187526
>>4187528
>>4187532
>>4187536

>Kill-Chan

You decide to dub your new robomaid "Kill-Chan." You also dig under your bed and find the cat-girl maid outfit you impulse bought last week, affixing them to your cool new droid. They fit her well.
“It’ll be a pleasure to serve you, nya~ster~!” Kill-Chan does the little paw pose. Wicked.
Now that your new robomaid is complete, you look to Kurisu, who seems utterly confused.

>Ask goth gf why a COURSER killbot was sent after her.
>Leave her to it and get ready to sleep. It’s getting pretty late.
>Write-In.

>>4187560
>Hey! You seemed really calm about the COURSER... You didn't send it after me did you?

>>4187560
god
DAMMIT
>See if Kill-Chan can make friends with Hatsune Miku

>>4187560

>Leave her to it and get ready to sleep. It’s getting pretty late.

Let's look like we aren't even worried lol

>>4187560
>>Ask goth gf why a COURSER killbot was sent after her.

>>4187560
>>Ask goth gf why a COURSER killbot was sent after her.
I think we've earned an explanation. Then set Kill-Chan off on the fuckbot.

>>4187560
>"Sorry about that."
>Leave her to it and get ready to sleep. It’s getting pretty late.

NO. FUCKS. GIVEN.

>>4187560
>>Ask goth gf why a COURSER killbot was sent after her.

ayo does this mean we get free murderbots every now and again? radical

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>>4187576
>>4187573
>>4187570
>>4187566

“I-is there, uh-.. Is there a reason someone sent a COURSER after you, Kurisu?” You turn your attention toward her. “.. N-not blaming you, of course. Just asking.”
“IIIIIIIIIII used to be kind of a- ah, I think it’s called a corporate assassin? Y’know. Taking out bureaucrats and stuff.” Kurisu turns to you with a nervous smile. “I kind of messed up my last job and my old employer might be trying to tie up any loose ends..? I figured I’d just spend a couple months as some lose- someone’s goth gf until it all blew over. Sorry.”

>What do you do?

>>4187588
>That's nice.
>Ask if there's anything you can do to make her comfortable.
No fucks given.

>>4187588
"blow over these nutz"
*grab nuts*

>>4187588
Oh.

That sounds rad. How did it go bad?

>>4187588
>"Geez, no wonder you were being cagey about it. How'd it go down?"
>"Need anything?"
>"No, I meant for you to sleep better?"

>>4187588
Have Kill-chan scan nearby roof tops from the window to see if anyone is out there.

>>4187588
>>4187592
Support

>>4187592
>>4187588
i'll throw my hat in

>>4187588
Kick her the fuck out of my place. Not getting into this shit for tits lol

>>4187606
>quest is called big titty gf quest
>"lol lets subvert expectations by kicking her out and then fill out some forms at our day job"

worst kind of quester

>>4187611
yeah lol, there would be no quest

>>4187592
supporting this then

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>>4187606

Oh, yeah, don't forget to check the Affection Rating!

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>>4187592
>>4187600
>>4187602
>>4187612
>>4187621

>That's nice.
>Ask if there's anything you can do to make her comfortable.
>Oh, yeah, don't forget to check the Affection Rating!

"That's nice. Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable?"
Kurisu seems taken aback. "O-oh, uhm.. guess we should probably go to bed now."

Upon checking your affection rating, you find that it's spiked to 23. Wow! Saving her from a COURSER killbot and being so easygoing about her scary old job has net you some serious credit.

But how are you gonna go about with these sleeping arrangements?

>Get ready for bed?

>>4187642
>Would you like to sleep together or...?

>>4187642
We need a second bed. It's too early to go fucking,

>>4187642
>>4187656
Can we have a second bed sent through THE TUBE?

NO SECOND BED, DONT GIVE HER AN OPTION

just be nonchalant about it, if she doesn't want to then of course we will get her a bed. She is not in any danger but she probably wont refuse because of the implication.

>>4187642
>I only have one bed, so we are gonna have to share.
If Kill-chan joins..

>>4187642
Check Tube-azon for an easy set up bed.

>>4187674
We're a nerd, we're not that nonchalant.

>>4187674
wow turbochad hit the brakes, we barely know her.

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>>4187677

>I only have one bed, so we are gonna have to share.

“W-well, I-I only have one bed, so, uh- we might, uh-..” You stutter profusely, spilling spaghetti all over the place.
“That’s fine. We can figure something out.” Your gf responds with a smile, strutting into your room.

After she puts her clothes in your washing machine and puts on one of YOUR shirts, you end up sleeping in the same bed as your gf. It’s kind of an awkward position, but it’s something. You end up sleeping very little that night.

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You wake up the next morning. Kurisu is nowhere to be seen and Kill-Chan is currently hooked up to your PC, charging. Looks like she still has a bit left to go.

>What do?

>>4187709
too bad, we wasted a good chance to show we ain't desperate for dat pussy. Let's try cleaning up the place without removing any of the anime stuff she already saw.

>>4187709
>Small headpat to kill-chan then go to the food replicator for breakfast

>>4187709
Head out into the living room and attempt to make breakfast.

>>4187709
>look in the living room

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>>4187715
>>4187714
>>4187713

You pat Kill-Chan on the head because she's a good maid and step out into the living room, ready to oh fuck, never mind.

The FORNICATOR 2000 turns around, her face lighting up in excitement. "Ano! I-it's been so long..!" She exclaims, clasping her hands together. "I-I've been waiting for the last 823 hours.."

>What do?

Also, probably last reply of the night so I can play vidya.

>>4187723
she's our mistake and it's not going away unless we kill it with that gun there lol

so let's try finding her clothes and explaining what's going on

>>4187723
Is that gun on the table real? If so, casually walk over to get it and then unload. If not, get Kill-chan to fulfill her original purpose

>>4187723
Hug

>>4187723
>"H-Hi... Forny-chan. How're you doing?"
Back away slowly to our computer. Gotta hack her quickly before she tenderizes our bait and tackle.

>>4187723
>I missed you so much, sorry I was busy, It's been so long since I did maintenance on your mainframe right? and your power must be low too right? Let me fix you up!
Oh fuck

>>4187733
>Fuck it, support. Show some love, maybe she won't be so hostile.

>>4187723
We never warned Kurisu about the Fornicator, did we?
Can we perhaps set her free READ: kick her out of the apartment and lock the door?

>>4187723
>did karisu go into the bathroom
>try to negotiate with the 2000

>>4187723
>>4187731
>>4187732
>>4187733
>>4187737
>Supporting showing love to the FORNICATOR 2000

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Special bonus pic btw.

>>4187745
aw

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>>4187745

>>4187745
surprisingly sane scratchings on the wall at least

>>4187723
This >>4187733

>>4187732
hackity hack do please do that

>>4187723
This>>4187733
Be nice to her

>>4187733
Backing.

>>4187723
This >>4187733
But not hacking her since that may be what "mainframe maintenence" implies

>>4187733
Support, but let's keep our distance for now. For one, I'd say we like our bones not splintered and inside our meatsuit, and should this go south, we might be able to dash back to Kill-Chan and wake her up to dispense some DE-FORNI-CATION.

>>4188253
>clumsiness subroutines
I hope she's not clumsy when it counts

>>4187733
This and hack. Reprogram her to be less horny at least until we know what Kurisu feels about a harem

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>>4188678

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>>4187733
>>4187737
>>4187744
>>4187838
>>4187938
>>4187984
>>4188070
>>4188253
>>4188685

>I missed you so much, sorry I was busy, It's been so long since I did maintenance on your mainframe right? and your power must be low too right? Let me fix you up!

“I missed you so much, sorry I was busy, It's been so long since I did maintenance on your mainframe right?” You respond with some quick-thinking, still keeping some distance between you and her. “Your power must be low too, right? Let me fix you up!”
“O-oh..! I knew you didn’t forget about me!” The Fornicator begins to tear up, sniveling. She rushes you, wrapping her android arms around your spindly frame and lifting you up. Despite how soft she is thanks to her ALLCO. brand SynthSkin™, you still get the feeling that she could snap you in half if she really wanted to. “I-I just want to cuddle with you ag-”

The door opens, Kurisu entering in her undies and your shirt. “Hey, sorry. I was getting a smo- ah.” She catches sight of you getting MARSHMALLOW-HELLED.
“A-ano..? Who’s she?” She asks, taking a hesitant step away from your government issue goth gf.

>What do?

>>4189114

tell her she's a friend lol. Let's gauge how she'd deal with the truth before saying anything.

>>4189114
Tell her she's a """""""""""friend"""""""""""" while signaling that she's actually a crazy robot. You know, the "help me" face and the "she's crazy, please help" hand sign

>>4189132
the signal is to the goth gf by the way, you're supposed to signal the goth gf that the fornicator is the crazy bot

>>4189114

Time to explain that she's "*our* friend" who got wrapped up in things and is going to lay low with us for a time, while we channel our SPINDLY FRAME to shimmy out of the SEXBOT DEATHGRIP in a overly dramatic way. Lets hope our status as BETA makes it clear this is a cry for help.

>>4189114
"Oh! Haha, hey, K-kurisu. This is Forny-chan. She's a Fornicator 2000 who gained sentience and... Uhh... Yeah, he's great! She wants to cuddle, I guess!"

The goggles mean our ability to express things with our eyes is going to be limited. We don't want to be too obvious in case we die, but just explaining things this way while attempting to squirm free should make the danger we're in clear, hopefully. I imagome our forced cheer will get pretty shrill and panicked pretty quick.

>>4189114
"You see, I have this threesome fantasy going on..."

>>4189114
Support
>>4189183

>>4187466
brillant idea, OP
just wanted to stop by and say this

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>>4189183
>>4189195

"Oh! Haha, hey, K-kurisu. This is Forny-chan. She's a Fornicator 2000 who gained sentience and... Uhh... Yeah, he's great! She wants to cuddle, I guess!" You stutter. “Haha-..”
“Kurisu? You know her name?” Fornicator echoes, turning her attention from your goth gf to you. “Why is she in her underwear, Ano? What did you do?”
“Uh-”
“I see what this is.” Fornicator hisses, turning her attention back to your goth gf. “You’re trying to TAKE him. I bet YOU told him to lock me up in that d-dark room. W-well-.. He’s MINE. He w-wants to hold hands with ME.”

With that, the Fornicator 2000 slings you over her shoulder with ease, your SPINDLY FRAME too weak under her iron dick-crushing grip. She hangs out the window for a moment, turning back to Kurisu with a smug smirk. She throws out a peace-sign for good measure before diving from the window with you in tote.

…

You are Kurisu, an ex-corporate assassin and current day government issue big titty goth gf. You federally assigned boyfriend was just stolen by the desolate and lonely sex-robot locked up in his bathroom while you were going for a smoke. Although you’re still not really sure he’s actually boyfriend-material, he’s nice, so it’d kind of suck for him to get dick-pressed into oblivion out in the streets. You’d better go find him.

>What do?

>>4189229
Investigate, it can't be that hard to find an crazy fornicator running around with a dude on its shoulder

>>4189229
>Recruit Kill-chan
>Take a look out the window, see if you can find which direction did the crazy bot go

>>4189229


This >>4189236 check if gun is real and we can take it with us

>>4189229
>>4189236
+

Are we wearing pants, or is that our underwear?

>>4189229
>Search apartment for anything that can be used as a weapon.

>>4189229
get gun, get chasin

>>4189280
this but also get pants

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>>4189280
>>4189265
>>4189263
>>4189236
>>4189232

>Search apartment for anything that can be used as a weapon.
>check if gun is real and we can take it with us
>Recruit Kill-chan
>Take a look out the window, see if you can find which direction did the crazy bot go

You search the apartment extensively. Most of it is nerdy hacker shit and anime figurines, but the gun on his table is definitely real. It has a familiar heft and looks to have settings for STUN and DOMINATE. You check the guy’s room to see if the killer robot that he turned into a maid is done charging yet, but looks like it’s still got some time to go.

Upon looking outside, you figure that trailing after the sexbot won’t be that difficult. There’s a pretty clear trail of destruction, caution tape, and lube in its wake.

You’d better get dressed before hunting down the sexbot and your boyfriend, though.

>Get dressed.

>>4189308
Dress in the kind of clothing you see in Cyberpunk, cause this is obviously an setting of that genre

>>4189308
>Get dressed
Lets go for something that allows for maximum mobility while minimizing attention. Maybe we have some cool-ass cyberpunk-ish smart clothing that lets us change into an outfit at will.

However, lets check the all the hacker nerd shit, maybe our Fed-mandated boy-thing has something we can track or even contact him with. Better to have more intel than just follow the obvious trail of lube. We wouldn't want to get lured into a trap over some boy that's more bone than muscle.

>>4189308
Black cropped tube top showing decent underboob, long sleeved mesh top, black pants with strategic holes ripped in the knees, combat platform boots, and underwear bottom straps peeking out the side of our pants.

>>4189308
Borrow the maid costume

Also, you should probably get something to mask/cover your face a little, considering that you're currently trying to avoid getting hunted down by the corporate cunt who you failed to kill.

>>4189308
We didn't have a suitcase, so guess we gotta dress in the nerd's clothes. Good thing he has a cyberpunk trenchcoat, wouldn't want to be been wearing justan anime shirt

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>>4189308
.

>>4189355
supporting, get a hat

>>4189366
+, maybe a ninja mask as well.

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>>4189308

>>4189386
Maan, SUPPORTING

>>4189386

This

This >>4189366, combined with this >>4189386.

>>4189366
>>4189386
>>4189436
Yeah. take the blue cloak thing and put it on the fishnet outfit.

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>>4189456

>>4189470
YES

>>4189470
Looks good. All the identity protection of >>4189386 with the delicious fishnetted girl abs and underboob of >>4189366.