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>You are an eldritch horror from another dimension, one of many. Your goal is to be summoned in full and prevent other eldritch horrors from being summoned in full or to destroy them when they arrive. The last eldritch horror (or team of aligned, bonded horrors) on earth wins.
>Before you are summoned, you can only use your powers to a limited extent and have to rely on cultists to act. Cultists are mortals that you've appeared to in their dreams or have been brainwashed by other cultists. Most are incompetent but they try. Some very much are competent. The same about both can be said for your opposition.
>Inquisitors are the opposite of cultists, mortals that you've pissed off and will try to interrupt your plans.
>The summoning ritual requires an Orb of Crystalline Perfection (artifact from before time, only five currently exist), dragon blood (nectar from a rare plant, or the actual blood of a true, fully fledged, original dragon), and a geometrically perfect summoning circle spelling out "Welcome To Earth [Insert-Name]" in your native language, which only you and your cultists know.
>You have 3 personal actions every turn, INCLUDING the command of cultists. You must roll 20d100 with each post. The first 3 dice determine the results of your actions.

This game is inspired by the story "The Call of Cthulhu" by H. P. Lovecraft.

Mythic RPG Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Mythic+RPG

Multiplayer Eldritch Horror Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Multiplayer+Eldritch

Art: "Lovecraft Monolith" by Christophe Bastin, license Creative Commons.
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CHARACTER CREATION

Only the players from the previous thread can create their own character (except those who left). New players can play the shared character Kek (see below).

>Name: This can be anything, titles included.
>Player Name: Your real name, so we know who's playing even when you change character.
>Appearance: What you look like. You don't have to be an eldritch abomination. Dark gods, high-tech aliens, evil wizards, anything is good as long as it's supernatural and trying to reach earth from another dimension. This also determines how your physique manifests itself.
>Homeworld: Where you're from, what it's like, and maybe why you want to leave it for earth. Does not have to be an actual planet.

Every eldritch horror has 5 stats and 6 points to spend between them (minimum -3, maximum +7). Please spell out the Mythic Rank of each stat (refer to the pic).

>Power: How strong your abilities are. This increases massively when you're summoned.
>Physique: How strong and durable your physical form is. This is important when you're summoned but a non-factor early on. How this manifests is determined by your Appearance.
>Presence: How much the world around you twists and warps. The higher it is the stronger your effects on the world around you are when you're summoned.
>Mindlock: Less affected by other horrors' power, pretty important unless you want someone else to be king horror.
>Appeal: How much mortals like you. This makes it easier to get cultists and reduces humanity's hostility when you're summoned.

>Powers: What you can do as an eldritch horror. You can have up to 5 and be anything (summoning demons, causing earthquakes, whatever) but boosting your own stats.
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Please quote this post with your character sheet.
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NEW RULES
We are going to use Mythic RPG for this thread. This will allow for weighted dice, i.e. your strategy will have a greatest impact on the outcome of your actions. Random events will also be introduced, following the rules of Mythic.

>Post with your character name.
>Choose your starting city and nation.
>Every 10 turns, the Chaos Level will increase by one.
>The thread ends in two weeks. If there's no clear winner, it's a tie.
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KEK - SHARED CHARACTER
Character concept: https://boards.4channel.org/qst/thread/4142564/#p4144595

>Post with the code KEK + your real name.
>Roll 20d100.
>You must vote for your 3 actions. In case of a tie, highest 20th roll determine who gets picked.
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>>4198405
Hm. Not sure to go Imhotepkemet again, or a new idea. Choices, choices.
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>>4198420
Imhotepkemet has the Staff of Nyarlathotep. It's stuck on his homeworld Nile IV, so you can't transfer it, unless you play another character from the same homeworld.
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>>4198408
Character Sheet
>Name: Imhotepkemet, The First Pharaoh
>Player Name: Max Stirner
>Appearance: As below
>Homeworld: Nile IV, a technologically advanced desert planet over which the wizard king claims total authority.

Statistics:
>Power: High
>Physique: Above Average
>Presence: Miniscule
>Mindlock: Average
>Appeal: High

Powers:
>Pre-prepared Works: Imhotepkemet seeded this worlds cultures with the idea to create monuments stretching to the sky, the greatest surviving examples being the pyramids of Egypt and Mesoamerica.
>They function as beacons to greater project his will to the populace of the world, if his minions can restore them to working order.
>Magic: Imhotepkemet is versed in the basic magics, able to cast spells that manipulate and project the four elements to an overwhelming extent
>High Magic: Imhotepkemet is able to manipulate matter directly, transmuting and teleporting items with no more than a thought.
>Higher Magic: Imhotepkemet is able to manipulate the fundamental aspects of nature, allowing for concepts such as gravity and time to be modified and interfered with.
>Supreme Intellect: The Wizard King has access to the deepest reaches of his obscenely hyperintelligent mind, granting an immeasurable IQ, and is able to easily recreate the technological marvels of distant silicon sands upon earth.

Assets:
>Staff of Nyarlathotep (On Nile IV)
>+1 RS bonus when casting chaotic magic
>+1 RS general bonus against any lawful-aligned creature, including inquisitors
>immunity against lawful magic

>0 Cultists
>0 Inquisitors

>Starting City: Cairo
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>>4198405
I think I will go with Readryth again.
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>>4198408

Name: Father Arkham
Player Name: Father Arkham
Appearance: Sphere of titanic proportions. When you look at it, you see everything everyone in the world is thinking at that very moment at the same time.
Homeworld: What deep space is to deep space.

>Power: 7
>Physique: -3
>Presence: -3
>Mindlock: 7
>Appeal: -2

>Abilities:
1) WARP ZONE: Curses target area, driving anything inside crazy. The place ends up looking like pokemon's glitch city, with number floating around, things merging together, weird colors-
2) IMPRINT: Turns one of the boys into an AVATAR OF MADNESS, making it immune to madness. Looking at its skin is the same as looking at a WARP ZONE. Becomes very smart and strong, but man, just land a bullet on it and that's it.
3) CHARGE: Empowers the next ability. Can't do any other eldritch actions that turn. Low rolls may cost next turn.
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>>4198408

>Name
Gob, Duke of Darkness

>Player Name

Just call me Shadow

>Homeworld

A dimension with nothing else but darkness, an eternal dark prison, gob wants freedom, and create chaos.

>Appearance

A totally black humanoid resembling the shadow of a noble man, with a suit and a top hat, it can levitate a little (not like flying, just hover)

Stats

>Power: high
>Physique: average
>Presence: low
>Mindlock: average
>Appeal: above average

Powers

-Dark Plague: Can infect groups of living beings (humans, animals, and even plants) in a selected area, those infected can infect others if they touch them. When someone is infected, they will slowly become a shadow under my control, with increased speed and strength than the original victim.

-Wormhole doors: Can create or transform regular doors into wormhole doors, that work like portals, connected to another door in any place in the world.

-Dark illusions: Can create illusions replacing the shadows of objects and persons, giving messages to communicate with humans, or to create terror in enemies.

-Shadow Storm: Creates a powerful storm created by shadows, working like a tornado

Your Silhouette: as long as it has a shadow and is in my reach, i can copy powers/attacks from other eldritch horrors (creating a shadow of it)

>Starting City: London
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>>4198589
Forgot pic, also, waddup everybody?
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>>4198575
What will your starting town be?
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>>4198597
i dunno op, that stargate thing looks pretty grim. i dont know if you have or not, but people get angry for a reason,
you should hear their side of the story. maybe they'll hear yours.

>>4198599
london
also is there a benefit to having less than 5 abilities
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>>4198605
>london

Ah shit, here we go again
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>>4198605
There is not benefit to having less than 5 abilities, other than having a character that's easier to manage.
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Rolled 32, 53, 77, 33, 44, 87, 67, 26, 41, 77, 55, 85, 8, 23, 52, 85, 72, 83, 55, 73 = 1128 (20d100)

rolling
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>4198413
Rolling for Kek's starting location unless a Kek player votes for something else.

1) Cairo, Egypt
2) Toronto, Canada
3) Hiroshima, Japan
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>>4198634
k! adding two more then

>>4198408
Name: Father Arkham
Player Name: Father Arkham
Appearance: Sphere of titanic proportions. When you look at it, you see everything everyone in the world is thinking at that very moment at the same time.
Homeworld: What deep space is to deep space.

>Power: 7
>Physique: -3
>Presence: -3
>Mindlock: 7
>Appeal: -2

>Abilities:
1) WARP ZONE: Curses target area, driving anything inside crazy. The place ends up looking like pokemon's glitch city, with number floating around, things merging together, weird colors-
2) IMPRINT: Turns one of the boys into an AVATAR OF MADNESS, making it immune to madness. Looking at its skin is the same as looking at a WARP ZONE. Becomes very smart and strong, but man, just land a bullet on it and that's it. Overall power depends on roll.
3) CHARGE: Empowers the next ability. Can't do any other eldritch actions that turn. Low rolls may cost next turn.
4) EVOVE: If an AVATAR OF MADNESS has been alive for seven turns, it becomes partially ethereal, able to teleport, become invisible, and everyone around him in a radius acts completely at random. Radius depends on power. If roll fails, AVATAR OF MADNESS explodes.
5) Cultists are batshit crazy and certainly not very functional, but spread WARP ZONES on death. An AVATAR OF MADNESS spreads a WARP ZONE as strong as its power level.

>Starting City: London
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>>4198408
Name: Readryth Bardeinam Qerel.
>Appearance:
Readryth is a six armed dark moss colored scaled creature with a lower-body of a snake, has a small pair of wings(size of a small bird). Taller than most humans.(can change clothes(is a quarter dragon)) wears Gambler hat and duster coat.
>Homeworld:
He lived on a Midwestern era earth-like planet with his "brothers" gang, until a rival gang forcibly transported his brother and then him to another dimension. He's here and his brother is God knows where.
>Powers:
Deadeye}: Allows Readryth to see time in a slowed state and helps pick out enemies weak points. And after a lot of hard work cultist can do it too (Drastically increased shooting ability)

{A key to a better you}: Allows Readryth cultists to unlock their inner potential (after a lot of hard work. Or a big event happening in their lives) allowing them to summon their "inner you". And that allows them to......... Well it depends on the person, might be completely useless, who knows.(like Raedryth ghost but harder to get and has the possibility to be more powerful) basically JJBA stands

{Readryth friends}: after a long time of Readryth and a cultist getting to know each other and working together. The cultist gets a large portion of Readryth power and becomes fully like Readryth's species. (Albeit might have different colored scales and be bigger or smaller wings and body(can be used on multiple cultists))

{Readryth "breath"}: Readryth can imbue his attacks with the elements like fire, poison, plasma, etc.

{Fastest draw in the dimension}: Readryth draw his firearm faster than the human eye can see. And nearly never miss.

>Power: Exceptional
>Physique: Weak
>Presence: Above-average
>Mindlock: Below average
>Appeal: Average
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>>4198662
What is your starting city?
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>>4198659
Jeez dude, can't a extradimensional man just take over london in peace? :(
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>>4198666
Texas.
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>>4198666
>>4198671
Can i change my city? Bc pretty sure i'm gonna get slayed by arkham in, like, 2 turns. If so:

>New York
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>>4198405
>>4198644
FIRST TURN

There is a ripple in the space-time continuum as five eldritch horrors extend their tendrils to reality...

>You can post your actions

>>4198438
[Spoiler]Q: Can he recruit cultists?
Appeal: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 32
A: Yes
Cultist roll: 87[/spoiler]
As the survivor of the eldritch dream book "SCP-1230", you have a special affinity for affirming your willpower into the dream world. You invade the dreams of a Coptic Community in the city of Cairo, Egypt, and reveal yourself as the original architect of the pyramids. You show them many vision of the ancient times; a privilege that any historian would die for. With their rejection of Arabism and yearning toward the glory of the old days, many of the Copts swear their utmost loyalty and devotion to you.

>Imhotepkemet
>+90 cultists

>>4198575
[Spoiler]Q: Can he recruit cultists?
Appeal: Low
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 53
A: No[/spoiler]

You invade the dreams of Londoners, of all ages and creeds. You show them what you are the best at: visions of horror and madness that you have accumulated over your immeasurable travels into deep space. Many forget the visions they have seen when they wake up, but the effects you have on them is clear: while some become mildly depressed, others lose a bit of their sanity. What they all agree on is that they have all developed a strong for of spherical objects.

>Father Arkham
>0 cultist
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>>4198753

>>4198589
>>4198681
Q: Can he recruit cultists?
Appeal: Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 77
A: No
Q: Can he change his city?
Odds: Unlikely (I would say no, that goes against the concept of turn-based strategy.)
Roll: 67
A: No

>You cannot change your city for this turn. However, you can for the second turn.

You try to invade the dreams of the Londoners, but the few visions of darkness that you can send them are completely eclipsed by the visions of horror and madness caused by Father Arkham.

>Gob, Duke of Darkness
>0 cultist

>>4198647
Q: Can he recruit cultists?
Appeal: Exceptional
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 33
A: Yes
Random event: double digits rolled under the Chaos Level of 5
Roll: 26
A: NPC Action
=>Inquisitors
Cultist roll: 41
Inquisitor roll: 77 / 2

>Note: this is the shared character. You can vote for his actions. Read >>4198413.

Kek reaches the dreamlands of Hiroshima, Japan. He proclaims the glory of his website PEPE.com over the local imageboards. He shows them the least censored, funniest threads ever seen. Some of the locals become very convinced. However, the hacker community of 2channel gets very angry and defensive of their own community, and become hateful of the foreigner who tries to invade their glorious Japanese culture. They vow to destroy anything related to PEPE.com.

>Kek
>40 cultists
>40 inquisitors

>>4198662
Q: Can he recruit cultists?
Appeal: Exceptional
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 44
A: Yes
Random event: double digits rolled under the Chaos Level of 5
Roll: 55
A: Close a thread (no current thread except in the OP; ignored)
Cultist roll: 85

Readryth invades the dream of the residents of Houston, Texas. He invites them to a dream ranch of his creation, a perfectly safe environment, a virtual reality, where they can be themselves and explore the unused potential that is in their hidden subconscious. Involves shooting a lot of strange, alien creatures. When they wake up, they swear they want to be part of Readryth's gang.

>Readryth
>80 cultists
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>>4198753
Y'know what? I'll stay in london a little more

>Recruit cultists (x3)
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Rolled 98, 58, 47, 15, 16, 51, 77, 76, 56, 42, 63, 42, 59, 32, 25, 88, 12, 44, 48, 5 = 954 (20d100)

>>4198803
Forgot to roll
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Rolled 13, 70, 64, 32, 95, 92, 95, 59, 94, 35, 54, 96, 92, 10, 50, 40, 66, 58, 74, 11 = 1200 (20d100)

>>4198753
aww
ill try again

>recruit x3
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>>4198806
This was -probably- a bad idea
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>>4198817
Getting Big Ben as your HQ is worth it.
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>>4198812
You have a -2 appeal and even then you get good rolls, this guy dice is truly blessed

>>4198822
Exactly
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>>4198842
Good post. Don't forget to vote for Kek's actions.
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Rolled 47, 60, 39, 46, 88, 61, 96, 33, 38, 44, 74, 45, 85, 13, 61, 33, 44, 96, 37, 5 = 1045 (20d100)

>>4198753
Character Sheet
>Name: Imhotepkemet, The First Pharaoh
>Player Name: Max Stirner
>Appearance: As below
>Homeworld: Nile IV, a technologically advanced desert planet over which the wizard king claims total authority.

Statistics:
>Power: High
>Physique: Above Average
>Presence: Miniscule
>Mindlock: Average
>Appeal: High

Powers:
>Pre-prepared Works: Imhotepkemet seeded this worlds cultures with the idea to create monuments stretching to the sky, the greatest surviving examples being the pyramids of Egypt and Mesoamerica.
>They function as beacons to greater project his will to the populace of the world, if his minions can restore them to working order.
>Magic: Imhotepkemet is versed in the basic magics, able to cast spells that manipulate and project the four elements to an overwhelming extent
>High Magic: Imhotepkemet is able to manipulate matter directly, transmuting and teleporting items with no more than a thought.
>Higher Magic: Imhotepkemet is able to manipulate the fundamental aspects of nature, allowing for concepts such as gravity and time to be modified and interfered with.
>Supreme Intellect: The Wizard King has access to the deepest reaches of his obscenely hyperintelligent mind, granting an immeasurable IQ, and is able to easily recreate the technological marvels of distant silicon sands upon earth.

Assets:
>Staff of Nyarlathotep (On Nile IV)
>+1 RS bonus when casting chaotic magic
>+1 RS general bonus against any lawful-aligned creature, including inquisitors
>immunity against lawful magic

>90 Cultists (Cairo)
>0 Inquisitors

>Starting City: Cairo

>Action 1: Recruit Archeologists, to plot out ancient ruins and where orbs of crystalline perfection may rest

>Action 2: Recruit Botanists, so that I may obtain knowledge of the dragons blood plant and where it might grow

>Action 3: Lastly spread my influence to the local officials in charge of Cairo, attempt to recruit them such that my loyal servants may soon have a base of operations and free reign to repair the pyramids of the Giza complex, Khufu, Khafre, Menkaure


Kek:
Action 1: Extend his frog like greatness to begin creating an elite hacker corps to hack the entire planet

Action 2: Begin recruiting epic meme samurai ninjas to form the shadowy hand of Kek’s culturally insensitive army

Action 3: Falsify information to cause chaos and scandal among world leaders
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>>4198915
We are trying to get low rolls, right?
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>>4198918
Yes, low rolls.
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>>4198915
I dunno if you have to do kek's actions, i think we (the folks from last thread) don't need to do it
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OP is confirmed to have assburgers, most likely located up his prostate.
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>>4199103
Jeez man, chill
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>>4198773
Action 1: Recruit more cultists.

Action 2: Train my cultists in how to use GUN!

Action 3: Try to begin {A key to a better you} in some of my cultists.

Cultists action 1: Try to find a hideout/HomeBase.

Cultists action 2: Find/buy legal guns for us to use.

Cultists action 3: Discreetly look into what SCP is.
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>>4199124
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Rolled 28, 51, 94, 11, 91, 79, 48, 57, 3, 62, 19, 66, 56, 98, 48, 14, 5, 77, 58, 72 = 1037 (20d100)

>>4199124
Fuck
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>>4199124
bOi, you forgot to roll (also the cultist actions are part of your 3 actions)
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>>4199125
theres no more cultist action lol
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>>4199130
>>4199131
Oooooooh never mind the cultist action then,
Action 3: Try to find a hideout/HomeBase.
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I'm processing the rolls.

>>4198575
>>4198659
Father Arkham (stats converted to Mythic)
>Power: Superhuman
>Physique: Minuscule
>Presence: Minuscule
>Mindlock: Superhuman
>Appeal: Weak
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>>4198753
SECOND TURN

Art: "Lovecraft Eye" by Christophe Bastin, license Creative Commons.

>>4198803
>>4198806
Q: Can Gob recruit cultists?
Appeal: Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 98, 58, 47
A: Critical No, Yes, Yes
Critical: Inquisitors
Cultist rolls: 15, 16 = 31
Inquisitor roll: 51

You create new, more elaborate dream of darkness. You show the dreamers a bleak vision of future London, where your Dark Plague has been spreading for months. Cops are overwhelmed and getting slaughtered and devored alive by creatures of shadow. Your visions are very appealing to the Goth community of London, and a few Goths become your new cultists. When some of the cops wake up and discuss their dreams at the coffee machine, they realize that they've all had the same dream. At first, they believe it to be impossible. Yet, they cannot deny that it happened. They form a loosely organized counter-terrorist unit to investigate the situation.

>Gob, Duke of Darkness
>+30 cultists (Goths)
>+50 inquisitors (cops)

>>4198812
Q: Can FA recruit cultists?
Appeal: Weak
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 13, 70, 64
A: Yes, No, No
Cultist roll: 32

You create new dreams of madness, this time targetting the dream of people suffering from schizophrenia and bipolar syndrome. Certainly, the St Mary Bethlehem asylum is getting quite a lot of new customers, thanks to your actions. However, the so-called crazy people are finding a figure of hope in you. At night, some are even tagging circles on the walls of London, as a symbol of you. A mad man screams at the city corner all day: "THE PROPHECIES ARE RIGHT! THE SPHERE IS COMING! BLESSED IS HIS ROUND HOLINESS! REPENT! ALL OF YOU! REPENT!"

>Father Arkham
>+30 cultists (schizos)

>cont.
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>>4199829

>>4198915
Q: Can he recruit archeologists and botanists?
Appeal: High
Difficulty: Above Average (specific target is more difficult)
Rolls: 47, 60
A: Yes, No, Yes
Archeologists roll: 46 / 10 = 4.6
Q: Can he recruit officials?
Appeal: High
Difficulty: High (even more difficult)
Roll: 39
A: Yes
Officials roll: 88 / 10 = 8.8

Archeologists are particularly easy to influence. You show them more visions of the ancient times, and promise to show more. The equivalent of entire lifetimes of work can be shown in seconds. Some of them become addicted to your dreams, waiting to see more, ready to sell wives and children just to get more.
The botanists, however, are particularly indifferent, and quickly forget you.
City officials are also easily seduced by the visions that you show them; the Copts are not the only community to dream of power, and of gaining more power. They understand that you are the First Pharaoh, and truly, the only legitimate power in Egypt, until the end of times.
Imhotepkemet

>90 cultists (Copts)
>+5 archeologists
>+9 officials

>>4198915
Q: Can Imhotepkemet vote for Kek's actions, despite the obvious conflict of interest?
Odds: 50/50 (also known as Kek's odds)
Roll: 61
A: No
Using the /pol/ generator to roll for Kek's actions.
Rolls: 96, 33, 38, 44
A: https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/96332911/#96333844
Something about a man pulling a gun, and not trying to escape

>Existing players cannot vote for Kek's actions.

One of Kek's enemies get doxxed on 2channel by Kek cultists. Another crazy cultist shows up to his door and shoots him dead. He surrenders to the police, yelling that he did it for Kek, and that Kek will rescue him.

KEK
>40 cultists
>40 inquisitors (2channers)

>>4199124
>>4199129
>>4199139
Q: Can Readryth recruit more cultists?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 28
A: Yes
Cultist roll: 11
Q: Can he train his cultists?
Power: Exceptional (using the Deadeye power)
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 51
A: Yes
Q: Can he find a HB?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 94
A: Critical No

You continue to use the same dreams. It is a bit less effective than last time, but you recruit 10 more cultists.

You train all of them in your dream ranch by shooting various aliens of all forms. They learn to instinctively find the weak points in their target, not intellectually, but by following their instinct and opening up to your powers. They learn that they are more powerful when they are thinking about you, their beloved gang leader.

All of this dream training is good. But in the real world, most of your recruits are incompetent city dwellers, and they fail to find an appropriate homebase.

>90 cultists (+10 this turn)
>Training cultists in Deadeye 1/3
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Rolled 36, 65, 14, 27, 16, 6, 54, 86, 6, 33, 56, 54, 83, 20, 38, 35, 32, 53, 7, 80 = 801 (20d100)

>>4199829
Heh, now i'm Goth, duke of darkness (Insert some punk rock or something like that)

>make a group of my cultists look for an abandoned place, something like a hotel or factory

>Make the rest spread the word that a new shadow king will rise (recruiting more cultists)

>Recruit more cultists, this time saying that darkness is not actually bad or evil, but a new level of existance, where you will be more powerful than any human that ever existed, You will be a god! (So i can maybe recruit another type/types of people)

Recruitin' in da sun
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Rolled 40, 97, 51, 95, 99, 11, 30, 15, 18, 25, 45, 87, 38, 52, 27, 4, 18, 32, 95, 58 = 937 (20d100)

>>4199829
great
also nice posts op, its pretty fun to read

Name: Father Arkham
Player Name: Father Arkham
Appearance: Sphere of titanic proportions. When you look at it, you see everything everyone in the world is thinking at that very moment at the same time.
Homeworld: What deep space is to deep space.

>Power: 7
>Physique: -3
>Presence: -3
>Mindlock: 7
>Appeal: -2

>Abilities:
1) WARP ZONE: Curses target area, driving anything inside crazy. The place ends up looking like pokemon's glitch city, with number floating around, things merging together, weird colors-
2) IMPRINT: Turns one of the boys into an AVATAR OF MADNESS, making it immune to madness. Looking at its skin is the same as looking at a WARP ZONE. Becomes very smart and strong, but man, just land a bullet on it and that's it. Overall power depends on roll.
3) CHARGE: Empowers the next ability. Can't do any other eldritch actions that turn. Low rolls may cost next turn.
4) EVOVE: If an AVATAR OF MADNESS has been alive for seven turns, it becomes partially ethereal, able to teleport, become invisible, and everyone around him in a radius acts completely at random. Radius depends on power. If roll fails, AVATAR OF MADNESS explodes.
5) Cultists are batshit crazy and certainly not very functional, but spread WARP ZONES on death. An AVATAR OF MADNESS spreads a WARP ZONE as strong as its power level.

>Current City: London

>30 cultists (schizos)

action 1: turn some guy into avatar of madness
action 2: turn a woman into avatar of madness
acrion 3: warp zone on london
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>>4199965

>warp zone on london
Entire london? Absolute mad lad
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>>4199965
>warp zone on london
What has London ever done to us to deserve this fate?
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Rolled 96, 48, 69, 100, 5, 87, 97, 5, 80, 5, 48, 1, 34, 84, 57, 16, 34, 33, 68, 41 = 1008 (20d100)

>>4199830
Character Sheet
>Name: Imhotepkemet, The First Pharaoh
>Player Name: Max Stirner
>Appearance: As below
>Homeworld: Nile IV, a technologically advanced desert planet over which the wizard king claims total authority.

Statistics:
>Power: High
>Physique: Above Average
>Presence: Miniscule
>Mindlock: Average
>Appeal: High

Powers:
>Pre-prepared Works: Imhotepkemet seeded this worlds cultures with the idea to create monuments stretching to the sky, the greatest surviving examples being the pyramids of Egypt and Mesoamerica.
>They function as beacons to greater project his will to the populace of the world, if his minions can restore them to working order.
>Magic: Imhotepkemet is versed in the basic magics, able to cast spells that manipulate and project the four elements to an overwhelming extent
>High Magic: Imhotepkemet is able to manipulate matter directly, transmuting and teleporting items with no more than a thought.
>Higher Magic: Imhotepkemet is able to manipulate the fundamental aspects of nature, allowing for concepts such as gravity and time to be modified and interfered with.
>Supreme Intellect: The Wizard King has access to the deepest reaches of his obscenely hyperintelligent mind, granting an immeasurable IQ, and is able to easily recreate the technological marvels of distant silicon sands upon earth.

Assets:
>Staff of Nyarlathotep (On Nile IV)
>+1 RS bonus when casting chaotic magic
>+1 RS general bonus against any lawful-aligned creature, including inquisitors
>immunity against lawful magic

>90 Cultists (Copts, Cairo)
>0 Inquisitors
>5 Archeologists
>9 Officials
>Starting City: Cairo

>Action 1: I shall have the officials with power begin to attempt to pull their weight.
>They are to push for a restoration effort of the pyramid of Khufu at Giza, we must begin fixing the damage that has piled up over four and a half millennia

>Action 2: Continue having my cult spread the word

>Action 3: As above, continue expanding
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THIRD TURN

Things are getting slowly out of control...

Art: "Cthulhu" by Sanskaran, license Creative Commons.

>>4199942
Q: Can Gob's cultist find an abandoned place?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 36
A: Yes

Q: Describe
Rolls: 27, 16
A: Praise of Love
An abandoned brothel

Q: Can his cultists spread the word?
Cultist Rank: Low (>>4198411)
Difficulty: High (the cult has just started, and they are not organized)
Roll: 65
A: No

Q: Can he recruit new cultists?
Appeal: Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 14
A: Yes
Cultist roll: 6

A group of your cultists finds an abandoned brothel in west london. The place is bad, rotten, and the front windows are broken. That makes it a lovely place to them. They find a drug addict asleep on the first floor, and burn him alive, just for fun. His cries resonate as far as your dimension.

Another group tries to spread the good word. A few people are interested, in the same way they'd be interested in dark, song lyrics, but no one is cultist material.

Thus, you invade the dreams of more people. You do not show them your home dimension, which is way too scary and lonely to humans. No, you show them the Plane of Shadow, which is a bridge between your world and their world, a dark and corrupted version of their material dimension. You show them the shadow-tainted inhabitants of the plane, the superior powers they possess over other mortals, their exquisite magic and physical perfection. Who better than a god to show them a godlike existence.

Gob
>New HQ: abandoned brothel
>+10 cultists (regular Londoners)
>30 cultists (Goths)
>50 inquisitors (cops)

>cont.
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>>4200201

>>4199965
Q: Can FA IMPRINT some guy, and a woman?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 40, 97
A: Yes, No

Q: Describe him
Rolls: 95, 99
A: Punish of Anger
An MMA fighter

Q: Can FA cast Warp Zone on London?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Incredible (this is bigger than the area he'd roll in last threat with a critical hit)
Roll: 51
A: Yes

[IMPRINT] You turn one of your crazed cultist, a semi-professional MMA fighter by the name of Alfie Clarke, into an avatar of madness. He becomes very smart and begins questioning his existence.

[IMPRINT] Your power, however, is exhausted, and you are unable to imprint anyone else properly.

[WARP ZONE] You curse the entire city of London. Everyone becomes crazy, including all of Gob's cultists. Part of the buildings become affected by the energy of chaos: some merge together, other duplicate, and many people get stuck in the middle of brick walls, screaming madly. A cat lady merges with her 10 cats, becoming a monstrous, hybrid creature. One particular house becomes a tower, by duplicating and stacking its copies above itself. A national emergency is declared and NATO deploys its air force.

Father Arkham
>30 cultists (schizos)
>Avatar of Madness: Alfie Clarke
>New enemies: UK government, NATO

>>4199997

Can Imhotepkemet's official pull their weight?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 96
A: Critical No

Inquisitor roll: 100

Q: Can his cultists spread the word?
Cultist Rank: Low
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 48, 69
A: No, No

The officials push a policy of restoration of the pyramids. They hit a brick wall when confronted to Graham Hancock's pseudo New Age cult. Graham Hancock is a CIA shill who has a strong focus on not letting anyone investigate or touch the pyramids; backed by the Egyptian army. He has written many books and gathered a modest following, some of them who are frenetic cultists. He even dared write that the pyramids are only 10,000 years old. His cult becomes aware of the "First Pharaoh" and rejects its existence, claiming that the pyramids belong to the New Pharaoh, Graham Hancock, and no one else.

Meanwhile, your cultists are trying to spread the good word in the Coptic community. But it fails badly. They are declared heretics and ostracized. The people who have not seen the good dreams cannot understand your glory.

Imhotepkemet
>90 cultists (Copts)
>5 archeologists
>9 officials
>100 inquisitors (Hancock's Cult)
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>>4200207
Holdup, i lost control from all the cultists or how does the crazy cultists work?
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>>4200231
You don't lose control, but they are now "batshit crazy and not that functional".
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Rolled 9, 68, 8, 16, 68, 43, 48, 18, 94, 26, 13, 43, 14, 20, 12, 78, 92, 31, 14, 22 = 737 (20d100)

>>4200207
action 1: I Tran my cultists some more.

action 2: I Recruit some gun engineers.

action 3: Try to find a hideout/HomeBase, again
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Rolled 69, 98, 70, 89, 24, 89, 25, 34, 55, 63, 41, 17, 60, 2, 48, 69, 94, 32, 11, 35 = 1025 (20d100)

>>4200207

Character Sheet
>Name: Imhotepkemet, The First Pharaoh
>Player Name: Max Stirner
>Appearance: As below
>Homeworld: Nile IV, a technologically advanced desert planet over which the wizard king claims total authority.

Statistics:
>Power: High
>Physique: Above Average
>Presence: Miniscule
>Mindlock: Average
>Appeal: High

Powers:
>Pre-prepared Works: Imhotepkemet seeded this worlds cultures with the idea to create monuments stretching to the sky, the greatest surviving examples being the pyramids of Egypt and Mesoamerica.
>They function as beacons to greater project his will to the populace of the world, if his minions can restore them to working order.
>Magic: Imhotepkemet is versed in the basic magics, able to cast spells that manipulate and project the four elements to an overwhelming extent
>High Magic: Imhotepkemet is able to manipulate matter directly, transmuting and teleporting items with no more than a thought.
>Higher Magic: Imhotepkemet is able to manipulate the fundamental aspects of nature, allowing for concepts such as gravity and time to be modified and interfered with.
>Supreme Intellect: The Wizard King has access to the deepest reaches of his obscenely hyperintelligent mind, granting an immeasurable IQ, and is able to easily recreate the technological marvels of distant silicon sands upon earth.

Assets:
>Staff of Nyarlathotep (On Nile IV)
>+1 RS bonus when casting chaotic magic
>+1 RS general bonus against any lawful-aligned creature, including inquisitors
>immunity against lawful magic

>90 Cultists (Copts, Cairo)
>100 Inquisitors
>5 Archeologists
>9 Officials
>Starting City: Cairo

How irritating. Nothing else for it then, I suppose I’ll keep having to do things manually.

>Actions 1, 2, 3: Recruit through dreams
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>>4200231
Gob, it looks like you are in a predicament here, do you want, let's say, to make a deal. You can have some of my cultists, and in exchange, you owe me a favor. So is it a deal?
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hey op don't the inquisitors get a turn like in last thread? how do they work?

also is it possible by some roll or something weird and magical or etc to create a sixth ability?
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Rolled 82, 54, 75, 28, 98, 59, 61, 36, 65, 92, 33, 65, 86, 96, 76, 27, 72, 35, 18, 94 = 1252 (20d100)

>>4200241
Alrighty then

>>4200207

I know that effect, it affected my minions and even myself before in that dream, i should know that it affects the brain, making the ones inside insane, so...

>Infect all of my cultists and their surrounding area, but manipulate their body so they don't follow orders from their brains, but just my orders, with no concept of "sane" or "insane", the same to the ones they infect. And give them the only order to infect EVERYTHING (humans, animals, plants, and even the monsters created by madness) in the city, and don't stop until they do so. (x3)

Plz lord kek, bless my dice, cause rn i REALLY need it

>>4200260
Sounds good, maybe later
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>>4200320
oh and do NATO and the clean boys know about me? or what are they trying to find out what happened?
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>Infect all of my cultists and their surrounding area, but manipulate their body so they don't follow orders from their brains, but just my orders, with no concept of "sane" or "insane", the same to the ones they infect. And give them the only order to infect EVERYTHING (humans, animals, plants, and even the monsters created by madness) in the city, and don't stop until they do so. (x3)

you know im sad this didnt work
cuz its a really cool idea
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>>4200324
Aw hell
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>>4200329
Ye, I'll probably try it again later, but anyway, i think i'll need to try plan B if this fails completely
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>>4200324
My offer always stands, just say the word and those men and women are yours.
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>>4200207

Name: Father Arkham
Player Name: Father Arkham
Appearance: Sphere of titanic proportions. When you look at it, you see everything everyone in the world is thinking at that very moment at the same time.
Homeworld: What deep space is to deep space.

>Power: 7
>Physique: -3
>Presence: -3
>Mindlock: 7
>Appeal: -2

>Abilities:
1) WARP ZONE: Curses target area, driving anything inside crazy. The place ends up looking like pokemon's glitch city, with number floating around, things merging together, weird colors-
2) IMPRINT: Turns one of the boys into an AVATAR OF MADNESS, making it immune to madness. Looking at its skin is the same as looking at a WARP ZONE. Becomes very smart and strong, but man, just land a bullet on it and that's it. Overall power depends on roll.
3) CHARGE: Empowers the next ability. Can't do any other eldritch actions that turn. Low rolls may cost next turn.
4) EVOVE: If an AVATAR OF MADNESS has been alive for seven turns, it becomes partially ethereal, able to teleport, become invisible, and everyone around him in a radius acts completely at random. Radius depends on power. If roll fails, AVATAR OF MADNESS explodes.
5) Cultists are batshit crazy and certainly not very functional, but spread WARP ZONES on death. An AVATAR OF MADNESS spreads a WARP ZONE as strong as its power level.

>Current City: London

>30 cultists (schizos)
>Avatar of Madness: Alfie Clarke
>Enemies: UK government, NATO

action 1: send Mr. Clarke, henceforth to be referred to as 'The Mask', on Imhotepkemet's trail. let him know what I know in dreams. also tell him to cover his skin completely and wear a hat and bit trenchcoat.
that's right imho, you better stock on acid cuz im going there
action 2: imprint on any of my cultist, idontcare

note: i casted WARP ZONE on london out of my own convenience; mr gob was just hit in the crossfire. i can't cast on cairo cuz i dunno where mr pharaoh is, but I DO know he's egyptian, so

action 3: cast WARP ZONE somewhere at random in egypt
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Rolled 72, 8, 38, 15, 98, 11, 77, 7, 34, 26, 33, 74, 36, 51, 73, 55, 61, 64, 33, 85 = 951 (20d100)

>>4200361
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>>4200320
The inquisitors can have a surprise round here and there. Otherwise, they act when it's contextual, when you roll a critical neg, or a random event.

It is possible to create a sixth ability. But not by saying, "I roll for more abilities x3". You would have to earn it.

>>4200326
You do not know what the NATO knows about you.
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>>4200247
>Powers:
{Deadeye}: Allows Readryth to see time in a slowed state and helps pick out enemies weak points. And after a lot of hard work cultist can do it too (Drastically increased shooting ability)

{A key to a better you}: Allows Readryth cultists to unlock their inner potential (after a lot of hard work. Or a big event happening in their lives) allowing them to summon their "inner you". And that allows them to......... Well it depends on the person, might be completely useless, who knows.(like Raedryth ghost but harder to get and has the possibility to be more powerful) basically JJBA stands

{Readryth friends}: after a long time of Readryth and a cultist getting to know each other and working together. The cultist gets a large portion of Readryth power and becomes fully like Readryth's species. (Albeit might have different colored scales and be bigger or smaller wings and body(can be used on multiple cultists))

{Readryth "breath"}: Readryth can imbue his attacks with the elements like fire, poison, plasma, etc.

{Fastest draw in the dimension}: Readryth draw his firearm faster than the human eye can see. And nearly never miss.

>Power: Exceptional
>Physique: Weak
>Presence: Above-average
>Mindlock: Below average
>Appeal: Average
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Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d5)

Warp Zone target
1) Siwa Oasis
2) Alexandria
3) Luxor
4) Western desert
5) Eastern desert

Kek's actions
1) Recruit x3
2) Follow Imhotepkemet's advice
3) Listen to Gob's prayer
4) Follow PEPE's strategy
5) Do nothing
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>>4200565
FOURTH TURN

>You don't need to post your entire sheet with each post.

>>4200247
Can Readryth train his cultists more?
Power: Exceptional
Difficulty: Average (see turn 2)
Roll: 9
A: Critical Yes
Critical: +2 progress

Q: Can he recruit gun engineers?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: Above Average (specific target is more difficult; see turn 2)
Roll: 68
A: No

Q: Can he find a hideout?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 8
A: Critical Yes
Critical: a nice one


[Deadeye] The cultists complete their training in the dream ranch. They become incredibly powerful, for humans, that is.

Recruiting gun engineers is not as easy as it seems. They tend to be very rational, and do not care about their dreams too much.

A few cultists sell their own house to buy together a nice ranch, just outside of Houston. They do their best to recreate the dream environment, and build a humble statue in your honor.

Readryth
>90 cultists (trained)
>Training cultists in Deadeye 3/3

>>4200254
Q: Can Imhotepkemet recruit more?
Appeal: High
Difficulty: Average
A: Yes, Critical No, Yes
Cultist rolls: 89, 24 = 113
Inquisitor roll: 89 /2 = 44


You send dreams to the Muslims of Cairo, showing the prophet Mohammed to be a descendant of the First Pharaoh, and that Islam was your own design. While untrue, it is effective to brainwash them and convert them to your cult. They keep their Muslim identity superficially.

An inquisitor on Graham Hancock's website makes a thread about you, calling you the false Pharaoh. The thread goes viral after Hancock himself posts a mocking reply, and many posters become irrationally hateful. A few posters take the thread seriously and become obsessed with the topic.

Imhotepkemet
>+110 cultists (Muslims)
>90 cultists (Copts)
>5 archeologists
>9 officials
>140 inquisitors (Hancock's Cult) (+40 this turn)
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>>4200361
>>4200365
Q: Does the NATO bomb London?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 15 (4th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Can The Mask find a clue about Imhotepkemet?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 72
A: No

The Mask travels to Cairo, Egypt. Following the mad dreams that you send him, he investigates the local Coptic communities. They refuse to speak to a foreigner, however, and he cannot gather any information.

The NATO's airforce drops an atomic bomb on London, to stop the spread of what is viewed as dimensional anomaly or invasion. All nations of the world are on high alert. All of Europe is quarantined, and all international flights are stopped. A new international taskforce, dubbed Project EARTHGATE, is created. Intelligence agencies are spreading misinformation online, and any video recorded from inside of the mutated London is tracked and destroyed.

(Action 2 cancelled)

You cast WARP ZONE in the middle of the Eastern desert of Egypt. No one is caught inside the zone, and the glitch is minimal.

FATHER ARKHAM
>All cultists, except The Mask, are lost
>Enemy: Project EARTHGATE


>>4200324
(Actions cancelled)

All of your cult is destroyed by the atomic bomb. The good news is that your inquisitors are destroyed, too.

Gob
>0 cultists; 0 inquisitors

>>4200565
Recycling's Gob's rolls for Kek
Q: Can Kek recruit more cultists?
Appeal: Exceptional
Rolls: 82, 54, 75
A: Yes x3

Cultist rolls: 28, 98, 59 = 185

Despite not even participating in the third turn, Kek grows the biggest eldritch cult. He praises himself for the choice of home city.

KEK
>220 cultists (+ 180 this turn)
>40 inquisitors (2channers)
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Rolled 11, 69, 87, 73, 3, 33, 79, 30, 97, 62, 84, 22, 17, 47, 91, 17, 73, 45, 44, 6 = 990 (20d100)

>>4200672
omg lol im loving this so much
poor gob though

>action 1: attempt to recruit people from el cairo near where the mask is. we lost that 8 roll AoM but shit happens, so lets give him a new pal
>action 2: if action 1 works, turn any newfound pal into another AoM
>action 3: with or without friends, let's have The Mask research more into Imhotepkemet's cult, online or offline.
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Rolled 71, 90, 28, 5, 82, 48, 86, 87, 31, 9, 44, 68, 88, 22, 26, 66, 83, 86, 47, 96 = 1163 (20d100)

>>4200672
Atomic Bo- WHAT?! HOLY SHOOT DUDE, oh well, plan B time (also kek, come on man, i gave u my rolls, return the favor and bless my dice)

Ok, UK looks useless now, and i don't want to be confused with arkham's effects, so time to move

>relocate to New York, USA (x2)

>recruit cultists, with the same dreams of god-like power (saying that darkness is not actually bad or evil, but a new level of existance, where you will be more powerful than any human that ever existed, You will be a god!)

Let's hope americans are more useful than the english folks
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>>4200718
I dunno if relocate counts as an action tho, if it doesn't, just make the second one x3
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Rolled 49, 13, 15, 74, 57, 92, 36, 60, 6, 9, 12, 39, 74, 56, 96, 48, 85, 7, 1, 20 = 849 (20d100)

>>4200669

Assets:
>Staff of Nyarlathotep (On Nile IV)
>+1 RS bonus when casting chaotic magic
>+1 RS general bonus against any lawful-aligned creature, including inquisitors
>immunity against lawful magic

>110 cultists (Muslims)
>90 cultists (Copts)
>5 archeologists
>9 officials
>140 inquisitors (Hancock's Cult)

The Ball seems to want to get back at me for melting him with acid in the dreamworld, unfortunate.

>Action 1: Begin looking into possible areas an orb may be located, archaeologist time
>Action 2: In a secluded location, 200 cultists will begin work on my summoning circle
>Action 3: Directly attempt to induct Hancock himself into my cult.
>He shall see the error of his ways and find salvation or annihilation, his choice.
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>>4200735
Hey I got some alright rolls, for once. Might have even gotten Hancock, unless it was a below 10 sort of test. I think my staff might give me a bonus.

Things are looking up.
>Arkham I swear to Horus if you get Cairo nuked I’m going to teleport you into the sun
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>>4200740
>>Arkham I swear to Horus if you get Cairo nuked I’m going to teleport you into the sun
oh don't worry
it won't be me
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>>4200740
>get cairo nuked
Thank u for the idea m8
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>>4200751
Hey why would you of all people want it nuked, Arkham is a mutual enemy. He just deleted your cult and all.
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>>4200754
Good point, good point, delete the "cairo" part, new objective: Nuke B A L L
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>>4200754
lol that was an accident
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Rolled 40, 1, 74, 50, 46, 45, 60, 5, 100, 68, 2, 51, 60, 11, 4, 17, 51, 87, 1, 86 = 859 (20d100)

>>4200672
*Shower noises* how is there a shower in here.
Hey guys what is going o-LONDON IS GONE! AND EVERYONE IS DEA- *Turns off TV* ....Arkham what the FUCK did you do!

Action 1: I start up a charity to help the refugees/boom survivors/ family members of those who lost their lives.

Action 2: Try to begin {Readryth friends} in some of my cultists.

Action 3: Begin work on the summoning circle.
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>>4200811
Crit on Readryth friends, nice.

Oh, also are we using the partial manifestation rules from before?
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>>4200751
>>4200754
>>4200775
Can we not use nukes on people please!
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>>4200823
Now that i know that's a resource, No.
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>>4200823
Hey, I’m not planning to nuke anyone
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>>4200823
ask the NATO lol
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>>4200835
Me neither lmao, unless...
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>>4200833
Some resources should not be used
>>4200835
Thank you.
>>4200836
You know what. I will!
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>>4200813
Nice.

I don't know? Maybe?
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next turn when?
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>>4200813
>Oh, also are we using the partial manifestation rules from before?
I did not mention it in the OP, but I will let the GM decide with your dice rolls. The GM is the Mythic RPG system (also called GM Emulator), and ultimately, it expresses Kek's will. As I explained, my role is that of an oracle, interpreting the will of the GM.
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>>4200669
FIFTH TURN

Let's first begin with an assessment of the player situation.

@Red Jr.: In case you've missed it, you were invited to the game.
@Lurkers: As no one is posting as Kek, he's basically a free character. For now I've been picking his actions randomly so that he builds a bit of power. Kek rules: >>4198413

>>4200696
Q: Can FA recruit people in el Cairo?
Appeal: Weak
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 11
A: Yes

Random event: double digits rolled under Chaos Level of 5
Roll: 73 (4th roll)
A: PC Positive
Describe the positive event
Rolls: 3, 33
A: Neglect of Lies
The Mask reveals the lies posted by the shills

Cultist roll: 79

Q: Can FA create another AoM?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 69 (2nd action / 2nd roll)
A: Yes

Q: Describe
Rolls: 30, 97
A: Break of Leadership

Q: Can The Mask find information about Imhotepkemet?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 73
A: No

You invade the dreams of the local population of el Cairo. They find many common points between your cult and their Islamic faith. They reference the Qur'anic verse about Muhammad's splitting of the moon, and how the moon has been made full with your return. In the morning, they worship "The Ball of Allah".

>"The Hour (of Judgment) is nigh, and the moon is cleft asunder. But if they see a Sign, they turn away, and say, "This is (but) transient magic."

You turn your cultist Abdul-Rahman Fahim, a local mob leader, into an Avatar of Madness. They are basically drug dealers who follow a vague jihadist ideology. Although his mobsters do not join your cult, you gain obvious influence on them.

The Mask researches more into Imhotepkemet's Cult. He finds Hancock's forum, but nothing much of value.

>Rolling a 11 generated a random event.
[RANDOM EVENT / PC Positive] The British government has been hiding the truth about London, for fear of creating mass panic. But the Mask had recorded a video of the warped city on his cellphone, which he posts on 4chan. He adds crazy, nonsensical subtitles about you to the video. The video goes viral. At night, thousands of people who have watched the video have dreams about you and the warped city, and join your cult. The name "Father Arkham" becomes known to the imageboard communities.

FATHER ARKHAM
>+80 cultists (Muslims)
>+40 jihadist mobsters
>+500 cultists (worldwide)
>Avatars of Madness: Alfie Clarke, Abdul-Rahman Fahim

>cont.
>Enemy: Project EARTHGATE
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>>4200718
Can Gob recruit cultists?
Appeal: Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 71, 90, 28
A: No, No, Yes
Cultist roll: 5

Your new dreams are not edgy enough to become as popular as you were in London. You recruit a few homeless people in New York, who find in your dreams a promise of revenge against the ruthless society that has abandoned and destroyed them. They also feel an affinity to darkness due to having to hide in the undercity to have a home.

Gob
>+5 cultists (hobos)

>>4200735
>>4200813
Q: Are we using the partial manifestation rules?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 74 (4th roll)
A: No

Q: Can his archeologists find clues about the orb?
Odds: No Way + 2 RS (profession bonus) = Unlikely
Roll: 49
A: No

Q: Can the cultists produce the summoning circle?
Cult Rank: Below Average
Difficulty: Above Average (not that bad of a task)
Roll: 13
A: Yes

Q: Can he recruit Hancock?
Appeal: High
Difficulty: Awesome (hyper specific + hostile) - 1 RS (Staff of Nyarlathotep bonus) = Incredible
Roll: 15
A: Yes

>It is ruled that we will not be using the partial manifestation rules.

Your archeologists attempt to find information about the orb. They search in ancient texts, ancient myths and folklore. The task is of utmost difficulty, and they are unable to find anything useful.

Your cultists gather in the desert between Cairo and Giza, and draw a geometrically perfect circle, that is aligned with the stars and the pyramids.

Graham Hancock joins your cult. He publishes the news on his website:

"I have been for long writing about the pyramids, hinting about a lost Atlantean civilization, and that the pyramid were a clock for some vague Cataclysm. The truth is, I really didn't know what I was writing about. I was ignorant, but something happened last night. My chakras opened and I channeled Imhotepkemet. I have never claimed to be a psychic, but I will claim so, now. I must tell you that everything you've read about him is true. I know that it's hard to believe. But this website will now be all about Him."

Most inquisitors give up, but a few find Hancock's behavior strange and become more relentless.

Imhotepkemet
>+Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>9 officials
>110 cultists (Muslims)
>90 cultists (Copts)
>+summoning circle
>10 inquisitors (90% disappeared)

>cont.
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>>4200811
Does Readryth have funds to start up a charity?
Cult Rank: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 40
A: No

Q: Can he {Readryth friends} his cultist?
Power: Exceptional
Difficulty Average
Roll: 1
A: Epic Critical Yes
Epic Critical: all of his cultists are affected + makes 2/3 progress

Q: Can they make the summoning circle?
Cult Rank: Below Average
Difficulty: Above Average (see Imho's)
Roll: 74
A: No

Starting up a charity, even a humble one, requires funds. But you have none, as everything was invested in your HQ and weapons.

[Readryth Friends] As your cultists love you, all of them are ready to abandon humanity and accept the final modification to look like their lord. The modification is not yet outwardly obvious, but it is certain that they are now part of your species. The wives and husbands of your cultists who followed them to the ranch, but were not affected by your dreams, become increasingly worried and horrified. They can't pinpoint exactly what's wrong.

The summoning circle fails, due to your cultists being too stupid to understand how to do it properly. They are good fighters, but lacking in the intellect part.

Readryth
>90 cultists (trained in Deadeye)
>ranch HQ
>Readryth Friends: 2/3
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Rolled 47, 5, 26, 98, 89, 12, 85, 14, 19, 96, 31, 98, 42, 13, 90, 15, 18, 92, 43, 42 = 975 (20d100)

Inquisitor actions

Imhotepkemet's inquisitors
(Rank: Weak or Low)
>Create and spam memes about Graham Hancock x3

Project EARTHGATE
(Rank: Superhuman 2+)
>Investigate any strange material the London police had collected
>Investigate all videos about London x2
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>>4202119
FIRST SURPRISE TURN

Q: Are the Hancock memes effective?
Rank: Weak
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 47, 5, 26
A: No, Yes, No
Inquisitor roll: 85 / 10 = 8.5

Imhotepkemet's inquisitors spam memes about Graham Hancock on 4chan's Paranormal board. Most of the posters tell them to fuck off, because they remember Hancock to be a CIA shill and don't care about him. However, a few posters find Hancock's behavior to be peculiar, even for a shill. They read all about Imhotepkemet and become fierce haters.

Imhotepkemet
>+10 inquisitors (total: 20)

Q: Can the Project find anything of the London police?
Rank: Superhuman 2+
Difficulty: High (police was nuked)
Roll: 98
A: No

Q: Can the project find info about the videos?
Rank: Superhuman 2+
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 89, 12
A: Yes, Critical Yes

Project EARTHGATE finds the video uploaded by The Mask. The NATO orders Unit 777 of Egypt to locate and arrest him immediately. When the Mask spots the first SWAT team, he takes off his trenchcoat and makes all of them mad. They send a helicopter to bomb his position.

All material that Gob's inquisitors had collected has been destroyed by the nuclear nuke.

Father Arkham
>Lose 10 Muslim cultists (total: 70), who were in the same building
>Lose Alfie Clarke
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Rolled 10, 67, 80, 79, 16, 76, 28, 65, 35, 30, 64, 66, 72, 3, 16, 27, 67, 98, 86, 24 = 1009 (20d100)

>>4202145
Nice

>>4201681
Well uh... Hobos aren't not very useful rn

>recruit more cultists, with the same dreams of god-like power (saying that darkness is not actually bad or evil, but a new level of existance, where you will be more powerful than any human that ever existed, You will be a god!) but also promises of infinite wealth, even more than what any human king ever had. (x3)

It's NY, greed time
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>>4202374
aren't very useful rn* i'm stupid, also nice, a 10
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Rolled 5, 76, 46, 42, 59, 34, 47, 52, 32, 15, 21, 82, 49, 90, 54, 96, 45, 47, 80, 28 = 1000 (20d100)

>>4201682
Action 1: Recruit the gang's family members.

Action 2: get some money legally.

Action 3: finish {Readryth friends} in some of my cultists.
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>>4202145
>When the Mask spots the first SWAT team, he takes off his trenchcoat and makes all of them mad. They send a helicopter to bomb his position.

went down like a king of the old ages, mad respect. goodspeed Mr. Clarke.

wait

WAIT

>Cultists are batshit crazy and certainly not very functional, but spread WARP ZONES on death. An AVATAR OF MADNESS spreads a WARP ZONE as strong as its power level.

how's el Cairo right now?
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>>4202492
I will go with this power/population chart >>4198411
Mr. Clarke was an Above Average AoM, the WARP ZONE he spread encompasses about 2,000 people; 4 city blocks.
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>>4202492
If you get it nuked you'll probably get popped by Imhotepkemet, but now for real, heh
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Rolled 17, 24, 89, 57, 72, 22, 75, 54, 54, 92, 3, 29, 21, 1, 54, 42, 28, 53, 70, 68 = 925 (20d100)

>>4202515
oh i see
well thats not good enough
this should be a lesson

>action 1: make fem AoM
>action 2: have my new boy Abdul-Rahman Fahim, henceforth to be known as 'Jihakuza', and his boys, infiltrate Imhotepkemet's Cult. they are locals so this might work
>action 3: WARP ZONE NATO's HQ on brussels. i where where it is cuz my internet boys can google
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>>4202540
(Stares in shadow)
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He's WARP ZONING my real-life hometown.
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Rolled 6, 59, 42, 97, 76, 6, 40, 60, 74, 74, 27, 100, 83, 3, 71, 90, 47, 37, 86, 90 = 1168 (20d100)

>>4201681
Assets:
>Staff of Nyarlathotep (On Nile IV)
>+1 RS bonus when casting chaotic magic
>+1 RS general bonus against any lawful-aligned creature, including inquisitors
>immunity against lawful magic

>+Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>9 officials
>110 cultists (Muslims)
>90 cultists (Copts)
>+summoning circle
>20 inquisitors

Action 1: Recruit more archeologists to my cause
Action 2: Archeologist recruitment again
Action 3: Once again try and get a lead on an orb of crystalline perfection, archeologists don’t fail me now.
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>>4202561
don't worry, its an 89 lol
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SIXTH TURN

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>>4202374
Q: Can Gob recruit more cultists?
Appeal: Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 10, 67, 80
A: Critical Yes, No, No
Critical: He gets the kind of cultist he hoped for

Cultist roll: 79

New York. An abomination, a city of sin and hatred, where the most ruthless are rewarded with wealth, and the good people are broke or homeless. Your visions of infinite wealth are popular among the vile investment bankers and traders; the NPCs, the organic portals, who dream of gaining more power than their Illuminati masters. Although they have no soul, they still have dreams in their REM sleep and hence can be influenced the same as human beings. They always knew that one day, they would have to pledge allegiance to a dark power, and this long awaited moment has arrived. They will do anything for you. The line between good and evil is broken. All are loyal to you.

Gob
>+80 cultists (traders)
>5 cultists (hobos)

>>4202446
Q: Can Readryth recruit the gang's family members?
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Critical: They catch up with all the progress!

Q: Can they gather some money?
Cult Rank: Below Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 76
A: No

Q: Can he finish {Readryth friends}?
Power: Exceptional
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 46
A: Yes

The family members of your cultists resign themselves to follow their loved onto onto this path of self-destruction and become part of your repugnant race. They quickly catch up in the rest of the community's progress in Deadeye and Readryth Friends.

Gathering money is no longer possible, as the functioning of human society become more and more incomprehensible to them.
They grow scales, small wings, and their odd, unwinking eyes only reflect their inhumane nature. The leader of the degenerate community develops fully developed wings; the females pride themselves for the color and shine of their scales. A few do not survive the transformation, and their remains are eaten by the others. It is the tragedy of Innsmouth repeated all over again, except this time they do not flee to the seas, but live among the unsuspecting humans.

Readryth
>100 cultists (trained in Deadeye) (+10 this turn)
>ranch HQ
>Readryth Friends: 3/3

>cont.
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>>4202540
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Q: Can he IMPRINT a woman?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 17
A: Critical Yes
Critical: she gains EVOLVE ranks

Q: Can Jihakuza infiltrate Imhotepkemet's Cult?
Gang Rank: Low
Difficulty: Below Average (Imhotepkemet's rank)
Roll: 24
A: Yes

Q: Can he WARPZONE NATO's HQ?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 89
A: Yes

You IMPRINT Maria Kazue Becker, a beautiful German-Japanese Instagram model, with madness. Her dream of driving all men crazy is fulfilled.

Jihakuza and his gang know the friend of a friend in Imhotepkemet's Cult. They successfully infiltrate.

The NATO's HQ in Brussels is WARP ZONED. Lieutenant General Hans-Werner Wiermann is part of the victims. Project EARTHGATE decides to bomb the facility, however as the infection is spreading more and more, they take tissue and building samples to study. The world is on high alert. Any civilian with relevant scientific knowledge is forcibly recruited to work with the government. Martial law is declared in every nation.

Father Arkham
>+70 cultists (Muslims)
>+40 jihadist mobsters
>+500 cultists (worldwide)
>Avatars of Madness: Abdul-Rahman Fahim; Maria Becker (4/7)
>Enemy: Project EARTHGATE

>>4202576
Imhotepkemet, The First Pharaoh
Q: Can Imhotepkemet recruit more archeologists?
Appeal: High
Difficulty: Above Average (specific target is more difficult)
Rolls: 6, 59
A: Critical Yes, No
Critical: He recruits the best.

Q: Can Dr. Jackson find a lead on an orb?
Q: Can his archeologists find clues about the orb?
Odds: No Way + 5 RS (epic archeologist) = Likely
Roll: 42
A: Yes


Amazing! You recruit Dr. Daniel Jackson, the best archeologist of the world since Dr. Indian Jones. Dr. Jackson's specialty is Egyptology, and he is also a full-fledged member of the Stargate SG-1 Project. He uses his relationships in the US Air Force to bypass the ban on international flights, and travels to Cairo to work with your team.

Dr. Jackson's knowledge is invaluable. He searches through the research notes of the team, and immediately finds the location of one orb. It is located in an ancient, abandoned temple in the jungle of Cambodia and was revered to as the "Eye of Buddha". Dr. Jackson thinks that it will be difficult to travel there, unless you solve the travel situation.
Imhotepkemet

>+Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>9 officials
>110 cultists (Muslims)
>90 cultists (Copts)
>+summoning circle
>20 inquisitors
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>>4202145
Duke Gob, Mr. Arkham, Mr. Readryth,

I fear that Imhotepkemet is getting too close to getting summoned. I propose that we make a temporary alliance to murder all of his archeologists, steal his research, and share it among ourselves.

Sincerely yours,

-K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4202699
Dr. Daniel Jackson,

I suspect that you will soon be the target of an assassination attempt. Respond to me quickly and I will give you more information.

Sincerely yours,

-K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4202644
Aaaw yeah

>Make a group of traders look for a place to use as HQ, something like a factory or warehouse

>make the rest (except hobos) look for an orb of crystalline perfection, maybe use their influences to find it

>Recruit more cultists, using the same dreams of wealth and power
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>>4202699
I won't be an ally of arkham, so i'm afraid i can't accept that offer, but thanks for the information.

But talking about that, Readryth, Wanna create an alliance again?
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>>4202699
but that's not what Jesus would do
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>>4202699
Dear KEK.

I humbly decline your offer, for two reasons, one, I do not wish to give any ill-will to Imhotepkemet, he has not giving me any reason to be, and two, I do not want to murder any innocent people.

-Readryth B Qerel
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Rolled 10, 31, 94, 66, 37, 12, 37, 35, 37, 84, 41, 19, 72, 76, 31, 12, 18, 36, 48, 30 = 826 (20d100)

>>4202645
Assets:
>Staff of Nyarlathotep (On Nile IV)
>+1 RS bonus when casting chaotic magic
>+1 RS general bonus against any lawful-aligned creature, including inquisitors
>immunity against lawful magic

>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>9 officials
>110 cultists (Muslims)
>90 cultists (Copts)
>+summoning circle
>20 inquisitors

Now I am pleased, if we work fast, it very well may be that the world is saved from Arkham’s madness.

>Action 1: I know the Giza pyramids like none other, including their secret entrances.
>Have my cultists set up a base of operations beneath Khufu, in a secret chamber
>Action 2: Attempt to bless a select few cultists with parts of my genius alien intellect
>Action 3: Arkham is annoying me, have my cultists vigilant for any not truly loyal
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omg wait!


>Action 2: Attempt to bless a select few cultists with parts of my genius alien intellect
31, most likely win


>Action 3: Arkham is annoying me, have my cultists vigilant for any not truly loyal
94, most likely fail

does

does that mean there's a chance

he'll end up blessing my boys?
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>>4202645
How much do eldritch deities actually know about others activities?
For example does everyone know the location of the orb I found IC, or just that I found one?
Do I actually even know Arkham infiltrated my cult?
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>>4202645
also where's Maria Kazue Becker located?
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>>4202719
An alliance? Sure! That would be most profitable for the both of us, with your high up contacts and my man power, we would be unstoppable. Just promise me that you don't trun my cultists into mindless shadow abominations, shadow abominations with a mind of their own on the other hand, yes.
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>>4202709
Roll
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>>4202837
I mean, I doubt it, I’m not blessing everyone just a few copts. Emphasis on the “Select” in select few.

If I did bless your guys by mistake I’m pretty sure they’d just switch allegiance though.
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>>4202849
what makes you think my boys couldn't be 'select' lol

some could be pretty smart apples!
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>>4202855
Because they’re not Coptic, they’re Muslim, and they joined last turn.
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>>4202844
It is impossible to prevent meta knowledge. So everything that I type is public knowledge.

Meaning that:
1) You know that Arkham has infiltrated your cult
2) They don't know the location of the orb, unless I explicitly type it

We can attribute this to telepathic interference, the same way you send dreams to mortals.

>>4202845
She's located in Frankfurt, Germany
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Rolled 9, 91, 73, 38, 10, 76, 41, 36, 85, 59, 69, 73, 2, 51, 88, 91, 84, 81, 88, 91 = 1236 (20d100)

>>4202644
Action 1: I Recruit some Homeless people in New York and promise them a home with friends and family, and Not give them {Readryth friends} yet.

Action 2: My gang try to make some money through the internet.

Action 3: I see if any of my cultists have {A key to a better you}.
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Rolled 73, 98, 10, 13, 30, 1, 5, 68, 24, 72, 15, 42, 69, 59, 12, 69, 34, 81, 60, 2 = 837 (20d100)

>>4202848
Oh sorry, rollin'
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>>4202709
>>4202891
Dang it
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Rolled 79, 61, 64, 24, 23, 46, 36, 53, 19, 66, 65, 100, 20, 87, 100, 18, 14, 56, 94, 32 = 1057 (20d100)

>>4202862
should had been more specific lol
>Action 2: Attempt to bless a select few cultists with parts of my genius alien intellect
there's nothing else there lol!

>Action 1: have Maria Kazue Becker, which we shall call 'Love' from now on, attempt to infiltrate project EARTHGATE, wherever that takes her. i wanna know how the fuck they study samples that drive you crazy if you look at them

have her wear a FUCKTON of makeup

>Action 2: have my good boy jihakuza and his boys gain influence and information within the cult.

>Action 3: imprint someone in New York.
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aaaaaaaaaaand im fucked
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>>4202864
Wait so... We know where the others are (no specific location tho) and everything about what they're doing?

>It is located in an ancient, abandoned temple in the jungle of Cambodia and was revered to as the "Eye of Buddha"
And also this???
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>>4202914
No, OP just said 2) They don't know the location of the orb, unless I explicitly type it

Otherwise looking for orbs would always be a waste of time as you could just steal someone else’s research with no effort
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>>4202902
Wait, you can imprint someone that is not affected by Warp Zone?

>>4202907
Nah ur fine, u have superhuman power. the ones not power related, yea, not good

>>4202920
Aight
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>>4202934
i have worldwide cultists lol
that means they are crazy
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>>4202902
Every time you say lol is another millennia in the centre of the sun
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>>4202959
lol
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SEVENTH TURN

Art: "Rhan-Tegoth" by Borja Pindado, Creative Commons license

>>4202709
>>4202891
Q: Can the traders find a HQ?
Cult Rank: Below Average
Difficulty: Minuscule
Roll: 73
A: Yes

Q: Define
Rolls: 13, 30
A: Decrease of Possessions
A bank

Q: Can they use their influence to find an orb?
Odds: No Way (see Imhotep's odds) + 2 RS (money and network) = Unlikely
Roll: 98
A: Critical No
Critical: they get scammed

Q: Can he recruit?
Appeal: Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 10
A: Yes
Cultist Roll: 1

Under your guidance, the traders buy a building in Manhattan and start their own bank. They use the basement for their ritualistic needs.

They ask everyone in their circle who could help them find an ancient object. The art dealer David Lagarde advises them to contact the eminent Dr. Daniel Jackson. The archeologist asks for one million dollar on his bank account, and promises that he will do everything to find it.

A technique that has proven to work well, your dreams of wealth and power get you one more homeless cultist.

GOB
>+80 cultists (traders)
>6 cultists (hobos) (+1 this turn)
> transferred 1 million dollars to Daniel Jackson

>>4202824
Q: Can he set his HQ in Khufu?
Odds: A Sure Thing (it's already his, and Graham Hancock is not blocking the path anymore)
Roll: 10
A: Critical Yes
Critical: he gets several rooms, and 2/3 progress

Q: Can Imhotepkemet improve the IQ of his cultists?
Power: High + 1 RS (SoN) = Exceptional
Difficulty: Incredible (I don't see a biological aspect to his magic)
Roll: 31
A: Yes

Cultist roll: 66 / 10 = 6.6

Q: Is it legit that "select few" can be a few Copts? >>4202849
A: Yes. You can't change your actions after they're posted, however that's within the realm of clarification.

Q: Can the cultists spot unloyal members?
Cult Rank: Below Average (the Muslim part)
Difficulty: Exceptional (a difficulty for any organization)
Roll: 94
A: Critical No
Critical: they get crazy about it

With Graham Hancock's approval, and the legitimacy of your archeological team, you can get past the security of the pyramids.

You use the forces of chaos to alter the brain of a few Copts. Their intelligence is far below your own genius, of course, but it allows them to understand part of your technological marvels. They install electricity in the secret chambers and make the Muslims clean up. (Referred to as eldritch engineers below.)

A secret police is organized within your cult to find traitors. However, because of their paranoia, they end up arresting and killing innocents.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>7 eldritch engineers
>9 officials
>80 cultists (Copts) (- engineers)
>100 cultists (Muslims) (-10 from previous turn)
>+Khufu HQ 2/3
>summoning circle
>20 inquisitors

>cont.
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>>4202887
Q: Can Readryth recruit NY hobos?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 9
A: Critical Yes
Critical double dice rolls

Cultist roll: 38, 10 = 48

Q: Can his gang make Internet cash?
Cult Rank: Below Average
Difficulty: Above Average (not everyone can use the Internet for cash)
Roll: 91
A: Critical No
Critical: They can't afford phone/Internet bills

Q: Has any cultist unlocked {A key to a better you}?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 73
A: No

Your dream ranch is pretty popular among the mole people of New York. You recruit many of them to your cult and gain modest control of the undercity.

Your gang is unable to make money through the Internet. The reason being that they can't afford the Internet bill!

Unfortunately, you do not notice that any of your cultists has {A key to a better you}. Maybe they need a big event to happen?

READRYTH
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>ranch HQ

>>4202902
Q: Can Love infiltrate Project EARTHGATE?
Odds: Impossible (top-level Project)
Roll: 79
A: No
Q: Can Jihakuza gain influence in Imhotepkemet's cult?
Cult Rank: Low (mobster group) + 1 RS (hardened mobsters) = Below Average
Difficulty: Below Average (Imhotepkemet's Muslim group)
Roll: 61
A: No
Q: Does Father Arkham have a cultist in New York?
Odds: 50/50 (a pretty big city so maybe)
Roll: 24 (4th roll)
A: Yes
Q: Can he IMPRINT?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 64
A: Yes
Q: Describe
Rolls: 23, 46
A: Judge of Food
A cook

Despite her half-babe, half-clown make-up, Love is unable to find any information about Project EARTHGATE. She doesn't know where they are located, hence it is impossible to infiltrate them.
Because of Imhotepkemet's secret police, it's difficult for Jihakuza to gain influence in your rival's cult.
You IMPRINT a middle-aged, Italian-American pizzaiolo, named Mario Pappalardo. He has no specific talent or ability, other than a good-looking moustache.
FATHER ARKHAM, HIS ROUNDNESS
>+70 cultists (Muslims)
>+40 jihadist mobsters
>+500 cultists (worldwide)
>Avatars of Madness: Abdul-Rahman Fahim; Maria Becker (5/7); Mario Pappalardo
>Enemy: Project EARTHGATE
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fuck yeah!!!!!!

also i wanted to add, shouldn't there be an advantage to posting first? cuz the others will know what you do then. i always wait for imho to post first so i can make his cultists kill each other

also is Mario Pappalardo good at plumbing
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>>4203240
>shouldn't there be an advantage to posting first?
It's best to post first. You gain initiative.

>also is Mario Pappalardo good at plumbing
no
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>>4203210
Hol up? Wasn't that 10 a critical? Bc i got a 10 before in the same action and it was a critical yes... (Visible confusion)

Also, now that i'm readryth ally, do i know where his HQ is? Actually, do i know where the others HQ or cultists are in general?
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Rolled 5, 35, 38, 12, 7, 13, 84, 43, 95, 39, 88, 11, 17, 1, 74, 66, 46, 40, 68, 52 = 834 (20d100)

>>4203210
Assets:
>Staff of Nyarlathotep (On Nile IV)
>+1 RS bonus when casting chaotic magic
>+1 RS general bonus against any lawful-aligned creature, including inquisitors
>immunity against lawful magic

>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>7 eldritch engineers
>9 officials
>80 cultists (Copts) (- engineers)
>100 cultists (Muslims) (-10 from previous turn)
>Khufu HQ 2/3
>summoning circle
>20 inquisitors

The eldritch engineers are to sequester themselves away from many of the other cultists, they are my most trusted disciples of which maximum security must be granted.

Action 1: The eldritch engineers shall work on repairing the arcane devices of the pyramid, so that it may be restored to a beacon that may project my will once more over these sands, certainly making things easier on me.

Action 2: Continue repairing the pyramid’s body

Action 3: The Cambodia expedition has been made rather difficult by Arkham’s shenanigans, so I need to arrange a method of transportation...

ELDRITCH ENGINEERS, BEGIN WORK ON A TELEPORTARIUM.
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>>4203330
Now those are some deliciously low rolls, and a crit on repairing the pyramids amplifiers.

I feel the urge to cackle like Tzeentch.
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Rolled 1, 66, 13, 71, 72, 49, 46, 28, 1, 76, 86, 49, 82, 28, 27, 77, 67, 9, 95, 72 = 1015 (20d100)

>>4203212
Action 1: I have the New York gang go get some jobs.

Action 2: I send 30 men and woman (armed) into London to look for survivors, loot, etc.

Action 3: I have the rest of the gang begin work on the summoning circle, again.
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>>4203510
You... probably killed those guys in london, but hey, the hobos have a epic job now
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Rolled 71, 23, 43, 31, 65, 81, 34, 35, 89, 57, 90, 27, 70, 58, 12, 24, 44, 79, 34, 47 = 1014 (20d100)

action 1: have mario rob a bank, then deliver the money to raedryth's by himself
action 2: get jihakuza and cia to recruit people from imho's cult, preferrible the engineers
action 3: love will headspear an online and offline campaign to get everyone in the world to look at Pyramid of Giza tomorrow. the rest of my followers are under her command
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>>4203542
Truly Readryth is the eldritch deity of upwards social mobility
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>>4203510
>Action 2: I send 30 men and woman (armed) into London to look for survivors, loot, etc.

oh god what did you do what did you dooo
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>>4203543
Hey hey hey what are you planning to do to readryth? you b a l l

>>4203545
Indeed
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>>4203570
Oh Fuck what did I do to deserve this
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>>4203545
Heck yeah. upwards social mobility for the win
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>>4203596
So why is Arkham giving you money?
You allied? Is he trying to frame you?
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>>4203596
he says that because you sent people to die! the warp zone drives crazy anyone who looks at it!
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>>4203599
I don't know, let me ask him
>>4203543
*tap* *Tap* TAP* *kicks down door* Arkham you dog, I have multiple questions, one, why are you giving me money?, and two, where am I?
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>>4203614
a) cuz youre poor lol
b) i dunno, ill know when mario does
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>>4203510
Hmmm maybe I can save this? What's the second worst place to London right now?. ..Oh!
Action 2: I send 30 men and woman (armed) into New Jersey.
There we go.
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>>4203624
you cant change actions
thats not how it works
aaaaaaaa
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>>4203620
Oh! Why thank you Arkham! That's very nice and generous of you! Next action I'll repay my debt to you.
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>>4203607
No I was referring to the 1 on hobo jobs, unrelated.
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>>4203627
I know it was kind of a joke kind of not aaaaaaaa-.... You know, I don't know why I'm so worried! I know it will play out in my benefit in the end.
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>>4203639
oh that makes sense
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>>4203644
Oh! OhohohoYES! Their sacrifice will work out entirely in my favor.
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Rolled 19, 68, 18, 45, 62, 95, 45, 60, 16, 100, 3, 53, 100, 94, 17, 45, 61, 70, 96, 34 = 1101 (20d100)

>>4203210
>everything that I type is public knowledge.

Ok, based on that i think i know where the others are rn and their HQ so...

>Infect a small area in the center of El Cairo, but manipulate the bodies of the infected so they don't follow orders from their brains, but just my orders, with no concept of "sane" or "insane", the same to the ones they infect. And give them the only order to infect EVERYTHING (humans, animals, plants...) in the city, and don't stop until they do so.

>try to infect Dr. Daniel Jackson (under my control, but without changing his brain)

>create 2 wormhole doors in my HQ (in the basement), one connected to a door in readryth's ranch, and another connected to a weapon storage door

Let's hope this works
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>>4203681
YEEEEEES
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>>4203681
I seem to be under fire from everyone, Arkham, Gob, Kek, presumably Readryth as he’s allied.
So many enemies...

So little time.
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>>4203693
No i think readryth isn't allied with arkham, at least not rn, he's allied with me (that's why i got him some good ol' weapons)

Also i think arkham will frame him or something, but he got a 71 in that action anyway
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>>4203681
Oh shit I just noticed that! Thank you so much!! You truly are a friend!
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>>4203722
I know, but Readryth is allied with you, and you’re clearly picking a fight with me.

I believe that leaves me personally opposed to every eldritch deity in the game.
Kek suggested an alliance against me, Readryth is allied to you and you’re working against me, and Arkham is of course working against me.
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>>4203775
Well, that's the thing dude, you're making progress and the objective is to get summoned, but also stop the others of getting summoned, and you're the one closer to do it
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>>4203795
Hey, I get it, no hard feelings here.
I was merely noting it odd how I’d managed to become everyone’s target so rapidly.
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>>4203810
Yeeeep
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>>4203324
>Hol up? Wasn't that 10 a critical? Bc i got a 10 before in the same action and it was a critical yes... (Visible confusion)
Yes, my mistake. It was a crit. You get a total of 10 hobos.

>>4203333
checked
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>>4203210
EIGHTH TURN

>>4203330
Q: Can the engineers repair the pyramid?
Odds: 50/50 (they have low level competency, enough to follow orders)
Roll: 5, 35
A: Critical Yes, Yes
Critical: double progress

Q: Can the engineers build a teleportarium?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 38
A: Yes

As described in Lovecraft's story "Under the Pyramids", and strangely reminescent of your escapade in SCP-1230, the engine room is hidden deep under the cyclopean caverns and subterannean maze complex of Giza. The eldritch engineers work day and night to restore the antediluvian, energetic devices. This work requires rare crystals and metals which your cult can afford thanks to the latest bank transfer.

>"If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration." - Nikola Tesla

Meanwhile, another team hides in the suburbs of Cairo, far from the other cultists in the city center, and under the protection of your secret police, to begin the theorical design of the teleportarium.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Pyramid Restoration 3/5
>Teleportarium 1/3

>>4203510
Q: Can the NY gang get a job?
Cult Rank: Low (hobo part)
Difficulty: Average + 5 RS (hobos) = Awesome
Roll: 1
A: Critical Yes
Critical: and it's profitable

Q: Can the gang succeed on the summoning circle?
Cult Rank: Below Average (ranch part)
Difficulty: Above Average (see previous turns)
Roll: 13
A: Yes

The New York gangbangers make an alliance with the Sicilian Mafia, and begin selling drugs for them to other hobos and prostitutes. This business is surprisingly successful; enough that they can send funds to the ranch to pay the Internet bill and everything they need.

You do not have cultists in England, and international flights are blocked under the current WARP ZONE crisis. You send 30 men and women to swim across the Atlantic Ocean, but they find this mission too difficult, and swim back to the U.S. coast.

Your winged cultist, ole Joe Bob Davis, flies into the air and supervises the work on your summoning circle from above. When the final, central pentagram is drawn, the entire circle begins glowing with the color of hell. Success!

READRYTH
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>ranch HQ
>+summoning circle
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>>4204433

>>4203543
Q: Can Mario rob a bank?
Odds: Impossible (it is difficult even for a team of professionals)
Roll: 71
A: No

Q: Can Jihakuza recruit people from Imho's cult?
Cult rank: Low (jihadists)
Difficulty: Awesome (a mere human recruiting brainwashed cultists)
Roll: 23
A: No

Q: Is Love's campaign successful?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 43
A: Yes

Mario buys a gun from the Sicilian Mafia, and goes to a small bank to rob it.

"In the name of Father Arkham, give me all of your money! Now!"

He does escape with the money, but ends up being shot by the local police. A WARP ZONE covering an area of a city block spawns from his dead body. Live footage from the cops reveals the workings of WARP ZONE. All of Mario's relatives, and the entire mafia networks, get arrested.

Jihakuza is unable to recruit anyone from Imho's cult. Conversation is impossible: the mention of any eldritch creature other than Imhotepkemet is met with immediate disgust.

Love's campaign is successful. Her charm and beauty are rare, if not unknown, in the conspiracy theory circles, and she gains a lot of attention on Youtube and Plebbit. She also seduces a German reporter and gets him to print a small article in a national newspaper.

FATHER ARKHAM
>+70 cultists (Muslims)
>+40 jihadist mobsters
>+500 cultists (worldwide)
>Avatars of Madness: Abdul-Rahman Fahim (4/7); Maria Becker (6/7)
>Enemy: Project EARTHGATE

>>4203681
Q: Can Gob spread his plague in El Cairo?
Power: High
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 19
A: Yes

Infected roll: 45
Q: Can Gob infect Dr. Jackson?
Power: High
Difficulty: Superhuman 2+ (unknown location)
Roll: 68
A: No

Q: Can he [Wormhole Doors]?
Power: High
DIfficulty: Average
Roll: 18
A: Yes

The [Dark Plague] spreads in Cairo. Humans, animals, and the little plants this city has, all slowly turn into shadows. It's highly contagious and seems unstoppable. You do not have full control of the victims yet, but you can feel many telepathic connections open in your mind.

You want to spread another plague in Dr. Daniel Jackson's area, but you have no idea where he is located.

A permanent wormhole door opens between your HQ, Readryth's ranch, and a weapon store. You can't help but laugh, when thinking about the people who have to spend months just to build a crudely designed and unreliable Teleportarium.

GOB
>Dark Plague in Cairo
>45 infected (stage 1/3)
>80 cultists (traders)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>bank HQ
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Rolled 87, 87, 19, 19, 93, 24, 100, 75, 44, 79, 97, 24, 17, 30, 36, 90, 98, 45, 42, 2 = 1108 (20d100)

Imho's inquisitors
Rank: Low
>Keep spamming about Graham Hancock x3

Project EARTHGATE
Rank: Superhuman 2+
>Continue to analyze tissue samples x2
>Create Project KIRA
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>>4202145
>>4204466
SECOND SURPRISE TURN

Q: Are the Hancock memes effective?
Rank: Low
Difficulty: Average + 1 RS (SoN) = Above Average
Rolls: 87, 87, 19
A: No, No, No

The Internet is getting really tired of seeing Graham Hancock memes. Hancock spammers mocked everywhere.

Q: Is the tissue analysis successful?
Rank: Superhuman 2+
Difficulty: Superhuman 2+
Rolls: 19, 93
A: Yes, Critical No
Critical: their lab is affected by WARP ZONE
Q: Does Project KIRA make a breakthrough?
Rank: Superhuman 2+
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 24
A: Yes
Q: Do they capture Maria Becker?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 100
A: Critical No
Critical: AoM are protected against psychic detection
Q: Do they capture regular cultists?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 75
A: No

Q: Describe breakthrough
Rolls: 44, 79
A: Release of Vehicle
Vehicle: makes me think of a spaceship
Spaceship - outer space - Arkham's real location

The scientists of Project EARTHGATE analyze the warped tissue samples. Mathematical models show that the WARP disease share many properties with cancer. On a biological level, the warped cells seem identical to normal, healthy cells. Regular medical treatments are ineffective. One experiment went wrong and caused a WARP ZONE to affect the entire lab. The lab was entirely burned and destroy, but not before all the research data was collected.

Considering that the WARP ZONES have appeared at various places of the world, and that the bank robber mentioned "Father Arkham" in his robberies, the link between the recent world events and the anime Death Note become obvious. Project EARTHGATE recruit many psychics and mediums from all nations, including those who had obtained positive results in Project STARGATE of the CIA (unrelated to Stargate TV show). The new, daughter project is called Project KIRA, in reference to the protagonist of Death Note.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project

Project KIRA makes a breakthrough. They telepathically detect Father Arkham, and discover his true nature. Many get mad just from this brief contact, but mankind gains knowledge of what they are fighting.
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>>4198413
To: Ms. Maria Becker, Frankfurt, Germany

Miss,

I am sending this letter to tell you that after watching your Youtube videos, I've become a big fan of yours.

If you send an autographed selfie to the following address, I will in return mail you a vial of dragon blood.

Heiwa-O-dori 32, Hiroshima, Japan

-K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4202705
To: Dr. Daniel Jackson, Cairo, Egypt

Dr. Jackson,

The plague is going to spread at an exponential rate. I have previously warned you that you were the target of an assassination attempt, but it's not longer limited to you. Everyone is in danger. It is urgent that we stop it immediately.

If you send me a tissue sample of a plague victim, I will in return send you a vial of dragon blood.

Address: Heiwa-O-dori 5, Hiroshima, Japan

-K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4204433
Is Khufu HQ still at 2/3?
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Rolled 89, 90, 74, 6, 99, 57, 86, 55, 76, 59, 27, 38, 53, 35, 28, 79, 61, 99, 16, 63 = 1190 (20d100)

>>4204437
Very nice, let's recruit while the plague spreads

>Recruit egyptian cultists from el cairo (dreams of god-like power and infinite wealth)

>Recruit egyptian military and politicians (dreams of god-like power and infinite wealth, but also honor and fame, offering them a special place after i'm summoned, their own thrones, their own crowns, become kings among mortals...)

>Make the traders keep looking for an orb using their influences

Dice plz don't fail me
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>>4204648
Thank you dice, very cool... Meh, at least the last one is not a critical, i dunno about the first and second ones tho
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>>4204606
yes
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>>4204492
the power of dick

do it Ms. Love, this gives me ideas

>>4204476
how????
how are they studying the warp zones????
you can't even look at them, these guys aren't normal, there's some eldritch wretchery goin on here

>Many get mad just from this brief contact, but mankind gains knowledge of what they are fighting.

did any say im cute

>>4204437
nooooo mario nooooooooo
you will be avenged
someday i guess

>action 1: i need a third. IMPRINT someone else from NY
>action 2: have jihakuza and my boys fill that pyramid with c4 in hidden places
>action 3: not big enough. have my cultists and love hunt down cnn reporters and appear on-screen with shit saying to look at the statue of liberty tomorrow, the pyramid of giza is just too far
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Rolled 84, 53, 76, 68, 68, 21, 32, 59, 92, 56, 26, 49, 49, 22, 87, 11, 18, 37, 100, 8 = 1016 (20d100)

>>4204833
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>>4204834
>Thank you dice, very cool... Meh, at least the last one is not a critical, i dunno about the first and second ones tho
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>>4204779
But, the question is: who are you and why we should believe you?

>>4204833
You fool! If you touch that statue you're going to get the US government ALSO looking to kill you
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Rolled 4, 59, 50, 50, 77, 70, 53, 86, 32, 98, 46, 58, 46, 42, 67, 34, 37, 88, 32, 21 = 1050 (20d100)

>>4204433
Assets:
>Staff of Nyarlathotep (On Nile IV)
>+1 RS bonus when casting chaotic magic
>+1 RS general bonus against any lawful-aligned creature, including inquisitors
>immunity against lawful magic

>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>7 eldritch engineers
>9 officials
>80 cultists (Copts) (- engineers)
>100 cultists (Muslims) (-10 from previous turn)
>Khufu HQ 2/3
>summoning circle
>20 inquisitors

You know what, while everyone continues to try and sabotage me I’m just going to keep on working on my summoning. You can all keep wasting your actions slowing me down without making any progress yourselves.

Also, what does 2/3 mean for my pyramid? Is that it’s defensive value if attacked? Why didn’t it go up last turn?

Action 1: Tutor my incredibly smart cultists in arcanomechanical engineering
Action 2: Continue repairing cyclopean machinery
Action 3: Continue constructing teleportarium
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>>4204833
>how are they studying the warp zones????
Use a camera or drone, pull objects with a rope.

>did any say im cute
From my understanding of telepathy, you can't get a clear view of the object, only an approximation as if seen through dream lenses.

>>4204845
>who are you and why we should believe you?
As a rule, I never believe anyone, ever.
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>>4204860
>Also, what does 2/3 mean for my pyramid? Is that it’s defensive value if attacked? Why didn’t it go up last turn?
Yes, defensive value and also any roll involving it. You need to spend actions on it to finish it.
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>>4204879
Hol up, my plague doesn't need to spend actions to spread right? Y'know, because the order was "infect everything and don't stop until it's done"
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>>4204886
You don't need to spend actions because the plague is naturally contagious.
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>>4204897
Cool, cool
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Rolled 33, 54, 69, 73, 82, 98, 49, 17, 21, 46, 12, 30, 95, 10, 21, 49, 76, 59, 34, 40 = 968 (20d100)

>>4204433
Oh thank God.

Action 1: I have 10 cultists look for the orb.

Action 2: I recruit some engineers(Mechanical, Chemical, Civil, Electrical, etc.)

Action 3: I summon myself.
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>>4204936
I can summon myself with just the summoning circle right?
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>>4204863
>Use a camera or drone

that would still drive you crazy
its like watching you grandmother naked
with or without a camera
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>>4204936
>69
Nice

Also I’m pretty sure you need all your components to summon
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>>4204940
No, you can't. In turn 5 it was ruled that we don't use partial manifestation rules. You can change your 3rd action and reroll 20d100.

>>4204943
In that case, a drone can be programmed. You can also turn your back, throw someone in WARP ZONE, and retrieve them with a rope.
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Rolled 93, 31, 23, 16, 58, 67, 8, 31, 73, 5, 17, 99, 17, 75, 42, 34, 1, 31, 22, 21 = 764 (20d100)

>>4204950
Oooooooooh ok.

Action 3: I have New York gang recruit people of power (in social status and in physical might)
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>>4204956
It would've been easier if you just recruited them yourself (bc they're hobos), but i think you got it anyway
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-Father Arkham

Sir,

Thank you for giving me Maria Becker. I promise that I will take good care of her.

Kind regards,


-K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4204981
all you get is a picture though lol
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>>4204981
Did... Did he just kidnapped her...?
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>>4204985
This is why you never reply to spam mail
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>>4204987
>>4204988

woah woah i thought that by 'adress' he meant 'email adress', why would you walk to someones adress to deliver a picture nowadays lol!
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>>4204993
Welp, you kind of... Lost another AoM
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>>4204993
I believe he used [Memetic Virus]
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>>4205001
aw you FUCK if Maria saw the adress then she saw the picture

its legal

pepe you FUCK
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>>4205001
Oooh, i get it, now the emails thing makes sense
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>>4204975
They have to learn and do things on their own and without my help, in case I'm not around.
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>>4204648
Q: Can Gob recruit cultists?
Appeal: Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 89
A: No

Q: Can he recruit military and politicians?
Appeal: Above Average
Difficulty: Above Average (specific target)
Roll: 90
A: No (the crit is at 91)

Q: Can the traders find more clues about the orb?
Odds: Unlikely (see 7th turn)
Roll: 74
A: No

Your dreams are lacking a little bit of that sparkle of Jihad to seduce the Egyptians.
David Lagarde recommends other specialists to your traders, but it turns out that everyone is a scammer. This leads nowhere, but at least this time, you do not lose money.

The [Dark Plague] is spreading at an exponential rate. Anyone who's touched is contaminated, so it's even worse than the zombie plague. However, compared to the 10 plagues of Egypt, it's not that bad. You feel the telepathic connection with the first victims strenghen.

GOB
>Dark Plague in Cairo
>45 infected (stage 2/3)
>+270 infected (stage 1/3)
>80 cultists (traders)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>bank HQ

>>4204833
>>4204834
Q: Does Father Arkham have another cultist in NY?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 68
A: No

Q: Can Jihakuza's boys get near the pyramid?
Cultist Rank: Low + 2 RS (terrorists) = Average
Difficulty: Above Average (military defenses)
Roll: 53
A: No

Q: Can the cultists hunt down reports?
Odds: Somewhat likely (doesn't sound too difficult)
Roll: 76
A: No

>All 3 actions failed!

Your only cultist in New York was Mario, and he's dead, hence you have no one to IMPRINT.

JIhakuza and his boys try to get near the pyramids, but it's protected by the Egyptian military (cf. Turn 7). They are unable to bypass the tight security.

Love tries to honeypot another reporter, but she gets ignored. An American cultist catches a CNN reporter, but because of his craziness, he takes the "hunting" part literally, kills down his target, cuts him in pieces, and puts them in the fridge. He gets arrested, yells that he's protected by "His Roundness", and is brought to a secret Project EARTHGATE prison.

>do it Ms. Love, this gives me ideas
[Memetic Virus] As Love was about the [EVOLVE] and reach the supreme, ethereal form of madness, she opens Kek's letter. The image of PEPE that was attached to it brainwashes her and Kek gains full control of her mind >>4198413.

FATHER ARKHAM
>Avatars of Madness: Abdul-Rahman Fahim (5/7)
>Lose Maria Becker

>cont.
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>>4205046
Forgot this... NINTH TURN

>>4204860
Q: Can Imhotepkemet tutor his cultists in arcanomechanical engineering?
Odds: Impossible (humans are not compatible with this type of direct magic)
Roll: 4
A: Yes

Q: Can they make progress in repairs?
Odds: Very Likely (odds boosted by the above)
Roll: 59
A: Yes

Q: Can they make progress with the teleportarium?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 50
A: Yes

Thanks to their abnormal intellect, the eldritch engineers are able to learn tha basics of techno-arcanism, including the role and importance of crystals. This makes the repairs of the pyramid and the construction of the Teleportarium more efficient.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>9 officials
>80 cultists (Copts)
>100 cultists (Muslims)
>Khufu HQ 2/3
>+Pyramid Restoration 4/5
>+Teleportarium 2/3
>summoning circle
>20 inquisitors

>>4204936
>>4204956
Q: Can the cultist find the orb?
Odds: No Way (see Turn 5)
Roll: 93
A: Critical No
Critical: The cultists are lost

Q: What happens to them?
Rolls: 16, 58
A: Inquire of Stalemate
?

Q: Can Readryth recruit engineers?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: Above Average (see Turn 4)
Roll: 31
A: Yes

Cultist roll: 67 / 10 = 6.7

Q: Can your hobos recruit people of power?
Cult Rank: Low or Below Average
DIfficulty: High (I will not give a social status penalty because they have contact in the mafia)
Roll: 23
A: No

Your cultists of Texas have little research abilities, and their appearance makes contact with outsiders impossible. Joe Bob gets the idea of asking the Alabama–Coushatta tribe about their myths, because if anyone knows anything about the ancient myths of Texas, that would be the Amerindians. He sends 10 cultists to the tribe, alas they never returned.

You recruit various types of engineers in Texas. The idea of working with snake-people gets them quite excited.

Your hobos try to recruit the most powerful mafiosi that they know into the cult. However, recruiting people into a cult is not an easy task for mortals, and they fail.

READRYTH
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>+7 engineers (Texas)
>ranch HQ
>summoning circle
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>>4205046
Oh so that's how it is huh, do I have that vial of dragon blood?
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>>4205064
It was a scam lmao
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>>4205077
yeah
yeah i can see that
i was doubtlessly bamboozled
oh well

>>4204981

you either give her back
or i rally a creation-wide eldritch god alliance so wild

that there won't be a single computer standing on earth by the end of this
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>>4205094
Stop trying to mess with my cultists and Cairo in general and I’ll totally join that alliance
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>>4205098
you help me take PEPE down and I'll have jihakuza & cia join your cult

if he outs himself you can just brainwash him and thats is
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Rolled 39, 33, 73, 57, 31, 80, 60, 84, 99, 22, 77, 72, 30, 2, 55, 44, 63, 86, 54, 25 = 1086 (20d100)

>>4205102
Wonderful, I’ll get on that then.
>>4205050
IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>9 officials
>80 cultists (Copts)
>100 cultists (Muslims)
>Khufu HQ 2/3
>+Pyramid Restoration 4/5
>+Teleportarium 2/3
>summoning circle
>20 inquisitors

Action 1: Khufu HQ 2/3
Action 2: Cyclopean machinery repair 4/5
Action 3: Teleportarium 2/3
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Rolled 69, 18, 15, 9, 54, 90, 6, 11, 69, 98, 19, 37, 53, 13, 95, 96, 69, 18, 66, 71 = 976 (20d100)

>>4205046
Ok, i have nobody to infiltrate the cult of Imhotepkemet so i guess i have to try to do something myself while the plague spreads, let's create some chaos

>make the traders keep looking for an orb

>Try to infect the area beneath Khufu, the Imhotepkemet's HQ, and everyone inside (x2)

Ok, now, dice, pal, please W.O.R.K
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>>4205146
Ok that's cool, hope it's enough
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>>4205147
infect that shit or whatever and help us wipe pepe from existance
we need a plan
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>>4205158
This alliance won’t work if you try and invite people who are currently trying to summon dark plagues upon my people
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>>4205158
I mean, kek damaged YOU, and YOU were the one who made the NATO nuke london, so... I dunno man, helping u doesn't seems logic
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>>4205174
Why don’t you bother Arkham then instead?
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>>4205165
hey that's your problem, not mine
im fixing my part

>>4205174
at the time i thought we didn't know what the others knew, so I did the same I did every time I got to london: warp it.
simply put, i thought i didn't know you were there.

what you guys need to understand is that this isn't an alliance for my convenience, or to get back Love like in an american movie. it goes like this:
-KEK has Love.
-KEK has a trillion screens.
-Love is an Avatar of Madness and if you look at an avatar of madness you go crazy

i want to think i don't need to tell you where this is going. we either set Love free or kill her or we risk the biggest warp zone we'll ever see in these threads

not even i want that
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>>4205222
Because he doesn't even have a HQ, obviously
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>>4205226
Wait... The crazy people are just... Crazy, not under anyone's control, so he can't control those anyway, i don't see a threat here
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>>4205228
You can still bother him rather than annoy me, he has an avatar of madness.
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>>4205236
im very sure raedryth wouldn't like everyone going crazy
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>>4205226
Yes, but an AoM is less of a threat than you: with those machines inside the pyramid, Dr. Daniel, and so close to getting the orb, y'know?
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>>4205255
I think the 50% of his cultists don't even know how to properly use the internet, so...
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>>4205257
I don’t actually know what the pyramid does in terms of mechanics yet to be frank.
Hopefully it has defence systems ready to run Kill.exe on you though.
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>>4205261

whoever stares at a screen will kill whoever doesn't
and nowadays i bet that's bigger than 50%

but yeah you have a good point.

>>4205261
>>4205267
so I propose a RESET. we join flags, we wreck PEPE, who also has the single biggest cult yet, and then we go back to killing each other. from scratch. how about it?
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>>4205274
>we wreck PEPE, who also has the single biggest cult yet
PEPE only has 220 cultists. He hasn't done any action in several turns.
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>>4205274
Don’t you have the biggest cult?
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>>4205283
yeah but guess who has both project EARTHGATE and project KIRA tailing his round ass

>>4205281
he has Love and monitors
he's an apocalypse waiting to happen
i tried to do the same he can do now by having everyone look at the empire state building and going nuts
but i have
not a 1/10000 of the reach PEPE has
he's an entity of the internet
and thats one huge detail
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>>4205261
Hey! At least like....5 cultist know how to use the internet!
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>>4205311
I think I saw ole Joe Bob Davis daughter use the internet once.
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>>4205313
do they watch tv?
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>>4205320
Well of course.
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>>4205327
then they aren't safe from PEPE
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>>4205046

TENTH TURN

>Chaos Level moved up to 6 >>4198411

>>4205118
Q: Can Imho finish his HQ?
Odds: A Sure Thing (see Turn 7)
Roll: 39
A: Yes

Q: Can the engineers finish the repairs?
Odds: Very Likely (see Turn 9)
Roll: 33
A: Yes

Random event: double digits rolled under CL
Roll: 57
A: PC Negative

Using /pol/ generator
Q: Describe
Rolls: 31, 80, 60, 84
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/31801326/#31806084
"persons retreated into shadow monastery?"

Cultist roll: 99

Q: Can they finish the Teleportarium?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 73
A: Yes

The HQ is completed. The most important work was to cover all of the walls in tinfoil, so that the other eldritch horrors cannot reach it telepathically (this is for the defensive part you mentioned). It also includes modern toiletries and an autonomous hydroponics installation.

The Pyramid of Khufu is restored to full glory. The cultists play magnificent hymns on their trumpets to celebrate.

Last, the Teleportarium project is completed, too. The lead eldritch engineer runs a teleportation experiment on a slave and a rat. The result is a successful ratman hybrid, which the guards immediately kill.

[RANDOM EVENT / PC Negative] All of your Coptic cultists spontaneously convert to the Faith of Gob, Duke of Darkness. They leave to the abandoned St. Arsenius monastery of Cairo and work on turning it into a shadow monastery.

>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>9 officials
>100 cultists (Muslims)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Teleportarium 3/3
>summoning circle
>20 inquisitors

>>4205146
Q: Can the traders find more clues about the orb?
Odds: Unlikely (see 7th and 9th turn)
Roll: 69
A: No

Q: Can Gob pinpoint the HQ's location?
Odds: Impossible(it's described as cyclopean, but previous Gob's area of effect was relatively small)
Rolls: 18, 15
A: No, No

The art dealer David Lagarde asks for a salary of one million dollars, and he will work full time on searching for the orb. Your cultists trust him and make the bank transfer to him. He promises that he'll call you back as soon as he make any discovery.

You try to pinpoint the HQ's location, but it is not easy as the area is a deep, cyclopean maze. Because of this, you are unable to infect anyone from Imhotepkemet's cult.

Your plague in Cairo, however, is now making thousands of victims. The patient zeros have turned into full shadows, awaiting your orders. The authorities are becoming aware of the infection, and calling for Cairo and the surrounding area to be in full quarantine.

>Dark Plague in Cairo
>45 infected (stage 3/3)
>270 infected (stage 2/3)
>+7290 infected (stage 1/3)
>80 cultists (traders)
>+80 cultists (Copts)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>+shadow monastery (stage 1/3)
>bank HQ
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Rolled 3, 80, 32, 81, 11, 40, 20, 95, 65, 53, 31, 80, 97, 2, 25, 64, 50, 84, 39, 10 = 962 (20d100)

>>4205329
Action 1: I have my cultists look into what a SCP is.

Action 2: I have my ends news Begin work on anything that might help us in the future (vehicles, buildings, ect).

Action 3: I have my gang dig underground tunnels under the House.
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>>4205329
What are the mechanical effects of a restored pyramid?

In my powers section it says
>Pre-prepared Works: Imhotepkemet seeded this worlds cultures with the idea to create monuments stretching to the sky, the greatest surviving examples being the pyramids of Egypt and Mesoamerica.
>They function as beacons to greater project his will to the populace of the world, if his minions can restore them to working order.

So what is the result of “Beacons projecting my will to the populace of the world” for the Khufu pyramid.
I have 1/4 of my Pre-prepared works done, so I don’t imagine it’d be world domination, maybe whatever effect is limited to Egypt?
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but what about my turn
we were still talking
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Rolled 31, 76, 21, 59, 95, 35, 11, 97, 37, 67, 76, 55, 79, 52, 66, 25, 4, 95, 6, 20 = 1007 (20d100)

>>4205329
oh well lol

>action 1: charge
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>>4205370
>he immediately dissolves
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>>4205380
its a 31, im good lol

also stop going after the orb and help me get rid of kek
use your super smarts
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>>4205383
I need the teleportarium to go after kek, my dudes cannot move without it, and as I just lost 100 cultists I need to replace them
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>>4205389
yeah that makes sense
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>>4205329
Ok let's try the recruitment again

>recruit egyptian politicians and military from el cairo (dreams of god-like power and infinite wealth, but also honor and fame, offering them a special place after i'm summoned, their own thrones, their own crowns, become kings among mortals...)

>make the traders keep looking for an orb

>make the traders contract some botanists

Do i need to spend actions in the monastery? Or the cultists just do it themselves?
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Rolled 24, 100, 10, 57, 48, 71, 62, 62, 55, 18, 100, 28, 1, 28, 72, 14, 37, 13, 16, 85 = 901 (20d100)

>>4205572
Rollin'
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>>4205578
...fuck
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>>4205589
It didn’t have to be like this.
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>>4205593
If i got scammed again i swear i will nuke them somehow, eldritch or not
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>>4205612
Daniel Jackson do your duty and scam these shadowy plague nerds.
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>>4205633
We don't know if it was daniel again tho
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>>4205370
what do you mean by charge?
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Rolled 79, 77, 28, 8, 14, 19, 23, 21, 4, 75, 94, 90, 4, 52, 97, 9, 8, 38, 83, 39 = 862 (20d100)

Last roll decides Kek's actions.
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>>4205342
Yeah, that sucks but I had to go to bed.

Let it be an example of the advantage to posting first >>4203240. I will give double dice rolls to you and Readryth for this turn.

Not sure if it's helpful because I have no idea how to interpret "charge".
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>>4205340
>maybe whatever effect is limited to Egypt?
That sounds reasonable to me.

If you require more information about the effects of the restored pyramid, you can roll and I'll look on the Mythic charts.
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ELEVENTH TURN

Therion - "Call of Dagon": Lovecraft-themed metal with lyrical female singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1yJ8bUZAJQ

Art: "The Colour out of Space" by Paul Flanders, Creative Commons license

>>4205338
Q: Can Readryth find information about SCP?
Odds: Impossible (top secret organization)
Rolls: min (3, 80) = 3
A: Yes

Q: Can the gang improve the HQ?
Odds: Very Likely (they received funds from New York)
Rolls: min (32, 81) = 32
A: Success

Q: Can the gang dig underground tunnels?
Odds: Very Likely (seems the kind of thing they're good at)
Rolls: min (11, 40) = 11
A: Critical Yes
Critical: A good underground network

Double digits rolled under the CL (of 6)
Event Focus roll: 20
A: NPC Action

NPC list
01-50: NY mafia
51-00: Alabama–Coushatta Indians
Roll: 95
A: Indians

Q: What action?
Rolls: 65, 53
A: Attach of Home
Cultist roll: 31 / 10 = 3.1

>You get double rolls >>4206354 for each action, i.e. best of 2 for each action

Daisy Davis, Joe Bob's daughter, comes into contact with a cult known as "The Serpent's Hand" in her search for reptilian-friendly organizations. The cult gives her information about SCP. SCP, short for "Secure, Contain, Protect" is an international organization that tracks down anomalous artifacts and people, and locks them up, supposedly for the good of mankind. They are in fact evil and serve the interests of the Illuminati. Known particularly for disregarding the value of human life. All SCP anomalous objects are catalogued by their number. SCP-1230 is one such anomalous object that was in their possession.

Now funded by the New York's hobos, your Texan cultists began work on the HQ. They buy trucks, machine guns, bazookas, and begin the construction of wooden defensive towers.

With their improved genetics, they find it easy to dig tunnels. They build a family-sized undercity, equivalent to the one described in Lovecraft's story "The Rats in the Walls", including the raise of a "human cattle" herd.

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Action] Your missing cultists return from the Alabama–Coushatta reservation. They failed to gain any useful knowledge, but brought back 3 new cultists.

>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>3 cultists (Amerindians)
>7 engineers (Texas)
>+ranch defenses 1/3
>+ranch undercity
>summoning circle
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>>4205370
Q: Is Maria Becker at her last known location?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 11
A: Yes

Q: Can FA beam Maria Becker?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Roll: min (31, 76) = 31
A: Yes

Q: Is there any of Kek's cultist in Heiwa-O-dori street?
Odds: Very Unlikely (would be stupid)
Roll: 97
A: Critical No

Q: Can FA beam Hiroshima's Heiwa-O-dori street?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: min (21, 59) = 21
A: Yes

Q: Can FA WARP ZONE Hiroshima?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Incredible (see Turn 3)
Rolls: min (95, 35) = 35
A: Yes

>You get double rolls >>4206354 for each action, i.e. best of 2 for each action

You make a surgical beam attack on Maria Becker's last known location. As an Avatar of Madness, she's immune to WARP ZONE, but it ruins her living quarters.

You WARP ZONE the entire city of Hiroshima, and for good measure, you also beam Heiwa-O-dori. The London disaster is repeated! The Japan government refuses that Hiroshima be bombed a second time. U.S. President Donald Trump disagrees, and despite NATO's meek protests, he drops a nuke on the city. He tweets, "Chad president, and the virgin NATO". KEK loses his entire cult.

>FATHER ARKHAM's actions
>KEK loses all of his cultists, and half of his inquisitors
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>>4205572
>>4205578
Q: Can Gob recruit politicians and military?
Appeal: Above Average
Difficulty: Above Average (see Turn 9)
Roll: 24
A: Yes

Cultist roll 1: 57/20 = 2.85
Cultist roll 2: 48/20 = 2.4

Q: Can his traders find info about an orb?
Odds: Unlikely (see Turn 7 and 9)
Roll: 100
A: Critical No
Critical: major scam

Q: Can the traders contract efficient botanists?
Odds: Very Likely (sounds easy)
Roll: 10
A: Critical Yes
Critical: recruit a famous one

Q: Does the plague spread further?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 71
A: No
New infection roll: 62

You show a new dream to El Cairo's powerful people. "YOU SHALL BE AS OSIRIS, KING OF UPPER AND LOWER EGYPT, WITH THE WHITE ATEF ON YOUR HEAD. AND YOU SHALL COMMAND THE FORCES OF DARKNESS AS YOUR OWN ARMY, SO THAT NO ONE CAN OPPOSE YOU." You gain the control of a few politicians and colonels.
The traders ditch David Lagarde, so as not to get scammed again. They contact the Jewish shark Eric Silverstein, known for getting shit done, and also 1144 HPD violations. Silverstein accepts the job, if he becomes majority shareholder of your bank and gains a salary of one million dollars per year. Considering his experience and skillset, the traders accept and sign a contract with him. Silverstein promises that he'll call you back as soon as he make any discovery.

Under your orders, they finally hire someone efficient. They recruit Dr. Ivy Evans, the famous teratologist and botanist, who specialized in carnivorous and mutated plants.

The quarantine in Cairo stops the plague from spreading, mostly.

GOB
>Dark Plague in Cairo
>+Dr. Invy Evans (botanist)
>320 infected (stage 3/3)
>7290 infected (stage 2/3)
>+60 infected (stage 3/3)
>80 cultists (traders)
>80 cultists (Copts)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>+3 cultists (Cairo politicians)
>+2 cultists (Cairo colonels)
>+shadow monastery (stage 1/3)
>bank HQ (owned by Eric Silverstein)

>>4206343
Q: Can Maria Becker find information about the orb?
Odds: No Way + 1 RS (superior intellect from IMPRINT) = Very Unlikely
Rolls: 79, 77, 28
A: No x3

>KEK action
>Gob's last prayer is to not get scammed

As her home has been ruined by WARP ZONE, Maria Becker goes to the cybercafe, and researches information about the orb on esoteric websites, such as 4chan's Paranormal board and Godlike Productions. She writes a report to Eric Silverstein that she found nothing.
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Rolled 75, 8, 91, 78, 49, 59, 45, 21, 85, 37, 26, 44, 17, 21, 32, 3, 34, 9, 10, 97 = 841 (20d100)

>>4206478
I’ll just roll some d100’s then for the Khufu pyramid before I do my turn. It should be something along the lines of making actions easier, or acting as a massive recruitment beacon for my cult. However you interpret “Projecting will”
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>>4206549
I got pertinent results on the Mythic Random Event tables.

Generate pyramid effects

Rolls: 75, 8
A: Refuse of Enemies
=> No one can be an enemy

Rolls: 91, 78
A: Purse of Masses
=> Can speak to the masses

Rolls: 49, 59
A: Harm of Randomness
=> Bonus to randomness / chaos magic

[PRE-PREPARED WORKS]

1) Anyone who publically speaks ill of you or your projects will suffer a terrible migraine, leading to death if they persist. This works by beaming waves of energy of your personal frequency, which harm any living being that emits opposite energy.

2) You can telepathically speak to the masses.

3) You gain a +1 RS bonus to chaos magic, because the pyramid acts as a magical amplifier. This cumulates with Staff of Nyarlathotep effects.
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Rolled 19, 37, 72, 76, 90, 86, 71, 66, 98, 62, 76, 84, 2, 92, 89, 46, 13, 82, 40, 54 = 1255 (20d100)

>>4205329

Assets:
>Staff of Nyarlathotep (On Nile IV)
>+1 RS bonus when casting chaotic magic
>+1 RS general bonus against any lawful-aligned creature, including inquisitors
>immunity against lawful magic

1) Anyone who publically speaks ill of you or your projects will suffer a terrible migraine, leading to death if they persist. This works by beaming waves of energy of your personal frequency, which harm any living being that emits opposite energy.

2) You can telepathically speak to the masses.

3) You gain a +1 RS bonus to chaos magic, because the pyramid acts as a magical amplifier. This cumulates with Staff of Nyarlathotep effects.

>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>5 archeologists
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>9 officials
>100 cultists (Muslims)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Teleportarium 3/3
>summoning circle
>20 inquisitors

I believe I get double rolls this turn

Action 1: Use my new mass telepathic abilities to bring about even more officials under my sway and officially dominate Egypt to protect its people from Arkham’s wroth.
I believe my power rating for this is now incredible
Action 2: As above, again
Action 3: Deploy an armed task force to the Cambodia ruin, seize the Eye of Buddha
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Rolled 100, 76, 23, 34, 26, 43, 75, 27, 59, 75, 67, 53, 84, 6, 94, 97, 81, 41, 52, 40 = 1153 (20d100)

>>4206579
>I believe I get double rolls this turn
That is fair, as the others got it.
I won't give double rolls after this turn.
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>>4206354
i have a skill called 'charge'
it says so right in the character sheet lol

>3) CHARGE: Empowers the next ability. Can't do any other eldritch actions that turn. Low rolls may cost next turn.

>>4206542
but fuck me if i ever was going to complain

this is -awesome-
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>>4206641
Oh I missed it. You can roll for an extra CHARGE before you post your actions, as it was my mistake.
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Rolled 68, 54, 7, 7, 16, 65, 34, 32, 71, 82, 96, 46, 22, 4, 94, 42, 77, 96, 35, 96 = 1044 (20d100)

>>4206579

you know if you really wanted protection from me you should have helped me get Maria

with your smarts that would have taken a single action

now
it's too late

>action 1: cast WARP ZONE on Imhotepkemet's pyramid
>action 2: cast EVOLVE on Jihakuza.
>action 3: cast WARP ZONE on Imhotepkemet's pyramid
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>>4206649
no, i'll post faster next time
its ok, double hiroshima rolls is good enough
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>>4206655
I mean, did you think I would help you?
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>>4206659
well i had a guy ready to explode right next to your pyramid
i thought you were smart lol
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>>4206663
You presume that that should matter to me.

I delayed you messing with me for about three turns for free.
Even if the pyramid gets flat-out nuked the machinery miles below is still repaired, this is a total win-win in my book.
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>>4206655
Thank you arkham, i was going to nuke it myself but you already did it, thank u very much
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>>4206670
I dunno bro, will the tunnels resist an ATOMIC bomb?
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>>4206670
you won a single turn cuz op forgot what 'charge' means
pray that +1RS vs chaos magic comes with its own bunker
and that the bunker is both evolved-aom-proof and gob-proof
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>>4206679
Eh, even if they don’t I can just stop making progress on summoning and dedicate myself to nuking both of you into the ground.
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Rolled 23, 7, 3, 95, 54, 49, 11, 49, 13, 28, 65, 20, 23, 78, 20, 99, 10, 93, 88, 53 = 881 (20d100)

>>4206545
Ok, i'll leave egypt alone for a while (at least until i get control of all the shadows)

>make Dr. Invy Evans look for the dragon blood plant

>make the traders keep looking for the orb (don't be so stupid now, please) (x2)

Dice, plz work
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>>4206697
this pleases me
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1) Imhotepkemet's Inquisitors
>Shill on /his/ x3

2) Project EARTHGATE
>Statistical study to predict Father Arkham's behavior x1
>Recruit Al-Qaeda for a Jihad against Father Arkham x1
>Begin subtle anti-Arkham propaganda on controlled media x1

3) Project KIRA
>Experiment with SCP-405 to mutate the best telepaths x3
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Rolled 52, 91, 27, 19, 86, 12, 6, 15, 91, 91, 32, 17, 70, 87, 65, 4, 39, 2, 29, 50 = 885 (20d100)

>>4206703
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>>4206704
Juicy low rolls
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>>4206704
omg lol im so glad
4 of 5 inquisitor actions are against me and all i get is talibans with torches and bad propaganda
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>>4206708
Project kira also got 2 low rolls, so...
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THIRD SURPRISE TURN

Are the /his/ memes effective?
Odds: Very Unlikely (/his/ is annoyingly rational)
Roll: 52, 91, 27
A: No, Critical No, No
Critical: lose inquisitors

Inquisitor roll: 91 / 10 = 9.1

The inquisitors post anti-Imhotepkemet memes on /his/. The /his/ community responds by proving with historical facts that Imhotepkemet never existed.

>-10 Imhotepkemet inquisitors

Q: Is the statistical study successful?
Odds: Impossible (he's a being of chaos)
Roll: 19
A: No

Q: Is the Al-Qaeda recruitment successful?
Odds: Very Likely (they are on the CIA payroll)
Roll: 86
A: No

Q: Is the anti-Arkham propaganda successful?
Odds: 50/50 (propaganda works on NPC populations)
Roll: 12
A: Yes

Statistical models are unable to predict Arkham's behavior. They only establish that he's vindictive and must not be provoked directly.

Al-Qaeda is on the CIA's payroll and would normally obey, however they are too scared of Father Arkham. They hide in the mountains, far from any city, and pray to Allah all day.

The anti-Arkham propaganda, however, is successful. Ball sports become prohibited internationally. A new season of "The Prisoner" is quickly produced within hours. NPC's and simpletons are trained with their TV and Facebook to hate anything that is spherical.

Is the experiment successful?
Odds: Very Unlikely (SCP-405 is unreliable)
Rolls: 6, 15, 91
A: Yes, Yes, Critical No
Critical: one person joins Arkham's side

Project Kira is successful in mutating the SCP-405 virus with their best telepaths. (No more information will be given about this.) One experiment subject who enters into telepathic contact goes mad and escape the SCP facility. He joins the cult of Father Arkham.

FATHER ARKHAM
>+ escaped experiment subject
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>>4206734
>Ball sports become prohibited internationally.

i have already won
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>>4206734
Me, reading what the SCP 405 is: oh no
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>>4206749
so who/what's my new scp guy?
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>>4206753
I'm not saying it to you lmao, but anyway i think gob and arkham (well, probably everyone) don't really know what that scp does
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Alicja Podgórna, a Polish medium and coach, who was recruited by Project EARTHGATE for the accurate relationship and work predictions that she's made by reading tarot. She was transferred to an SCP facility in Germany to be experimented with, but managed to escape by seducing a high-ranked security guard. She's batshit crazy.

Portrait generated with https://thispersondoesnotexist.com
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>>4206762
Oh well
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>>4206765
You like her?
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>>4206767
No, but the fact that she could persuade a high-rank SCP security guard is useful information...
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>>4206769
Must have been a boomer close to retirement
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>>4206783
hey it counts, aight?
she got some well paid guy despite being in like her forties
thats some high rank shit right there
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Rolled 6, 92, 79, 53, 62, 27, 80, 91, 73, 2, 65, 96, 98, 99, 97, 3, 61, 53, 88, 4 = 1229 (20d100)

>>4206734

action 1&2: look for an SCP site with the help from the the Serpent's Hand x2

action 3: the gang continue to improve the HQ.

and good job Daisy! i always knew your computer know how would help us!
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what did i miss?
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>>4206814
The lads are continuing to try and psynuke me
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>>4206540
TWELTH TURN

>>4206579
Q: Can Imho recruit more officials?
Power: High + 1 RS (SoN) + 1 RS (Pre-Prepared Works) = Incredible
Difficulty: High (see Turn 2)
Roll: 19, 37
A: Yes, Yes

Officials rolls: (76, 90) / 10 = 16.6

Q: Can Imho teleport a task force to Cambodia?
Odds: Somewhat Likely (crude Teleportarium)
Roll: 72
A: No

Q: Was Dr. Jackson leading the expedition?
Odds: 50/50 (brave but stupid)
Roll: 86
A: No

>I believe my power rating for this is now incredible
Accurate.

You recruit 16 more official. It should be noted that with 596 seats in the Egyptian senate, it is difficult to be influencial politically.

The Combodian team is made of 10 Muslims led by Dr. Jackson's second in command. The Teleportarium, which is unreliable because of its crude, human construction, instead teleports them to the Immaterium, the dimension of chaos. Their fate is unknown but can be guessed to be worse than going through ten thousand WARP ZONES. Dr. Jackson is traumatised, repeating that "it should have been him".

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>4 archeologists (-1 this round)
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>9 officials
>90 cultists (Muslims) (-10 this round)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Teleportarium 3/3
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors
>>4206655

Q: Can FA WARP zone Khufu?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 68, 7
A: Yes, Critical Yes
Critical: The WARP ZONE also corrupts the machinery

Q: Can he EVOLVE Jihakuza?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 54
A: Yes

>the machinery miles below is still repaired
You cast a beautiful, symetrically WARP ZONE on the Pyramid of Khufu. The pyramid becomes a creepy pyramid fractal, with some of the tiny pyramids replaced with random, floating digits, with a glorious 7 at the top of the entire structure. This fucks up the central tube and causes the machinery deep underground to explode from the energy accumulation.

Jihakuza reaches his ultimate transformation. He screams "Arkamu Akbar!" He looks at the moon in the sky. "Fuck you, moon crescent Allah. The moon is only beautiful when it's full. Arkamu Akbar! Arkamu Akbar!"

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Pyramid Restoration goes back to 4/5

FATHER ARKHAM
>+escaped subject Alicja Podgórna
>70 cultists (Muslims)
>40 jihadist mobsters
>500 cultists (worldwide)
>Avatars of Madness: Abdul-Rahman Fahim (EVOLVED)
>Inquisitors: Project EARTHGATE, Project KIRA
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>>4206841

>>4206697
Q: Can Dr. Evans find hint about the dragon blood plant?
Odds: No Way + 5 RS (epic botanist, see Turn 6) = Likely
Roll: 42
A: Yes

Q: Can the tradecucks make any progress?
Odds: Unlikely (see Turn 7, 9 and 11)
Rolls: 7, 3
A: Critical Yes, Critical Yes
Critical: they hire an "epic" adventure
Critical 2: it's located in the US = reachable

Infection roll: 95

Dr. Evans finds a story relating to the dragon blood plant in the myths of ancient China. In the story, when the dragon Gongong smashed its head against the mythical Buzhou Mountain, from his blood spawned the dragon blood plant. From her analysis, Buzhou Mountain is equivalent to what is known in modern times as XXX (censored) in Tajikistan. She's ready to set an expedition, but does not know how to bypass the ban on international flights.

The traders hire Henry Walton Jones III, who finds references to the orbs in his grandfather's notes. Referenced as the "Orb of the Sun" by the Amerindians, it should be located in a small, ancient, undiscovered Maya temple of Kinich Ahau in a swamp of Southwest Florida. His name Kinich means "sun-eyed" and is a clear reference to the orb. The notes contains a precise map to the temple.

The Dark Plague of Cairo is still plateauing because of the quarantine.

GOB
>Dark Plague in Cairo
>+Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>+ Henry Walton Jones III
>7610 infected (stage 3/3)
>60 infected (stage 2/3)
>+100 infected (stage 1/3)
>80 cultists (traders)
>80 cultists (Copts)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>3 cultists (Cairo politicians)
>2 cultists (Cairo colonels)
>shadow monastery (stage 1/3)
>bank HQ (owned by Eric Silverstein)

>>4206812
Q: Does the Serpent's Hand agree to give the location of an SCP site?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 6, 92
A: Critical Yes, Critical No
Will go with Critical Yes
Critical: There's one in Texas

Q: Can the gang make progress on the HQ?
Odds: Very Likely (see Turn 11)
Roll: 79
A: Yes

The Serpent's Hand would not normally give out information for free, however they do detect a high potential in your reptilian community. They give you the coordinates of an SCP facility in the Chihuahuan Desert, however they warn you that the defenses are military grade. In exchange, they ask that you do them a favor when they need it.

The gang continues working on the towers, and begins work on a backyard fallout shelter, for defense in case you get nuked because of Father Arkham's shenanigans. Joe Bob Davis surrounds the camp with barbed wire and anti-personal mines.

READRYTH
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>3 cultists (Amerindians)
>7 engineers (Texas)
>+ranch defenses 2/3
>ranch undercity
>summoning circle
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>>4206841
I forgot to add the officials to the count
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Rolled 5, 57, 60, 1, 16, 17, 20, 48, 17, 51, 100, 66, 84, 3, 44, 33, 30, 69, 83, 36 = 840 (20d100)

>>4206841
IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>4 archeologists (-1 this round)
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>25 officials
>90 cultists (Muslims) (-10 this round)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 4/5
>Teleportarium 3/3
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

Well there’s an avatar of madness outside. Let’s uh, let’s just let the Egyptian military deal with that and not let him in the pyramid.

Eldritch arcano-engineers, all on you now.

Action 1: Attempt to send another expedition party through the teleportarium

Action 2: Begin devising technoarcane defensive measures to protect the pyramid from direct eldritch manipulation

Action 3: Repair pyramid (4/5)
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"cracks psycho knuckles"
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>>4206852
op, what's standing between jihakuza and the entrance to the pyramid?
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>>4206871
A lot of sand and the Egyptian army.
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>>4206882
what about Jihakuza and the summoning circle?
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>>4206891
Caverns of unfathomable dimensions and a maze.
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Rolled 91, 62, 38, 73, 75, 36, 38, 85, 1, 24, 22, 42, 96, 15, 16, 90, 79, 14, 57, 90 = 1044 (20d100)

>>4206894
uh
im glad i asked

action 1: [IMPRINT] Alicja Podgórna
action 2: have her attempt to figure out a way to the summoning circle, past the caverns
action 3: get jihakuza naked, then inside that pyramid. he is to distrupt any work being done over ground level by just wandering around, remaining hidden
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>>4206843
Really really cool

Also readryth if you need more power in your troops to bypass that military security, y'know
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>>4206920
Do you actually have any plans to get summoned yourself?
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>>4206933
have you ever seen a dandellion bloom during a storm?
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>>4206935
Dandelions don’t bloom during storms.
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>>4206948
exactly
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>>4206950
So you’ll never bloom
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>>4206955
oh but i will
after i kill the storm
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>>4206957
This analogy of yours isn’t very solid I have to admit.
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>>4206958
come on, you are the storm, it isn't that hard! its good, i swear its good
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>>4206962
Hey I appreciate the compliment but calling me the storm and you the dandelion is a bit... misleading

You’re way more powerful and have already destroyed multiple cities. It’d make more sense if you were the storm
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Rolled 83, 93, 92, 39, 65, 28, 64, 80, 87, 64, 36, 99, 39, 33, 96, 54, 16, 41, 86, 80 = 1275 (20d100)

>>4206843
action 1: recruit ex military into the gang.

action 2: send 50 of the gang to scout out the SCP site.

action 3: get more offensive weapons(guns, a big car, ect)
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>>4206973
oh hey thats pretty valid

ok then have you ever seen a storm bloom during a dandellion
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>>4206977
oh no

action 2: send 5 of the gang to scout out the SCP site.
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>>4206973
speaking of powerful, who has the most powerful cultists?
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>>4206994
You do, without a doubt
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>>4206995
Nice
>>4206932
...You know what, sure. 15 to 20 of my men, less is ok.
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Rolled 44, 72, 50, 61, 78, 64, 32, 20, 92, 44, 43, 90, 56, 91, 57, 76, 67, 16, 82, 33 = 1168 (20d100)

>>4206843
doors doors doors, do i said doors? Doors

>create a 3 wormhole doors:

>one connected from my HQ basement to southwest Florida, somewhere near the swamp.

>one connected from my HQ basement to the shadow monastery.

>one connected from my HQ basement to somewhere near the mountain (XXX, Tajikistan)

Just creating them, not sending nobody in, yet.
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>>4207006
I'll do that next turn, i need the doors rn
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>>4207027
Oh nice, checking the other doors roll i think that's enough
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>>4207046
The 44 is a random event, and not a good one.
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>>4207056
But wat least i created the doors

...right?
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>>4207067
All your Coptic cultists rejoin me, and we spend the next few turns playing hot potato with them
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>>4207070
It's something in the florida door, what could it- oh no... The country's number 1 enemy...

Florida man
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>>4207075
You fool! You absolute fool!
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>>4206841
THIRTEENTH TURN

Forgot to take the Chaos Level change into consideration for the Odds rolls. I will now.

>>4206852
Q: Does the Teleportarium accept to "collaborate"?
Odds: Somewhat Likely
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Critical: teleport to the orb room

Q: Is the devising of defensive measures successful?
Odds: Average (average task for a magical engineer)
Roll: 57
A: Yes

Q: Are the repairs successful?
Odds: Very Likely (see Turns 9, 10)
Roll: 60
A: Yes

Dr. Daniel Jackson and a team of 10 armed Muslims teleport directly to the sacred room holding the Eye of Buddha. Dr. Jackson's first action is to send a Muslim to grab the orb, who immediately gets electrocuted. The archeologist then has to spend hours studying the Pali-language frescoes, before he figures out that the orb cannot be touched in the physical plane, but has to be grabbed in the astral plane.

Fortunately, he has familiar with astral travel, and manages to secure the orb. Now, you only have to figure out how to get out of the temple...
In the meantime, the eldritch engineers devise a system of defense to cover and uncover the pyramid with tinfoil in order to protect its structural integrity against unwanted manipulation. The system is not complicated, however figuring out how to get rid of the WARP ZONE is a devilish problem that you have yet to solve.

Repairing the machinery is an easier task, and they restore the system as it was before, adding an extra laser-microwave function so that they can warm up their hotpockets.

>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>4 archeologists
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>23 officials
>90 cultists (Muslims)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Defenses 1/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>+Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors
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>>4207251

>>4206920
Q: Can FA IMPRINT Alicja?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 91
A: Yes

Q: Can she figure out a way to the summoning circle?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 62
A: Yes

Q: How?
Rolls: 73, 75
A: Propose of Military
Convert military to cult

Q: Is there anyone on ground level?
Odds: Unlikely (there's nothing to do on ground level)
Roll: 38
A: Yes

Victim roll: 36 / 10 = 3.6

IMPRINTing Alicja is not an easy task before of her latent powers. You almost get her permanently brain-fried, but after a few hours, her mind becomes clear, and her body accepts your boon. Blessed be His Roundness.

She uses her newly developed intellect to brainstorm a solution. She suggests that you convert several military units to your cult, and send them to storm the maze. Eventually, one of the units should make it through. Now in possession of someone in your team who has the faculty to think, a shitstorm's coming to your worst enemy.

Jihakuza materializes in his naked form before a team of four security guards. They become immediately and irreversibly mad, as one would expect.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>85 cultists (Muslims) (-1 in temple, -4 here)
FATHER ARKHAM
>+70 cultists (Muslims)
>+40 jihadist mobsters
>+500 cultists (worldwide)
>Avatars of Madness: Abdul-Rahman Fahim (EVOLVED), Alicja Podgórna (Infected, 1/7)
>Inquisitors: Project EARTHGATE, Project KIRA
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>>4206977
Q: Can Readryth recruit ex military?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: Above Average (specific target)
Roll: 83
A: No

Q: Is the scouting successful?
Odds: 50/50 (Readryth's gang is made of elite soldiers)
Roll: 93
A: No (note: due to the shifted Chaos Level, this is not a crit)

Q: Can he obtain better weapons?
Odds: Very Likely (he has a constant, albeit modest flow of money)
Roll: 92
A: No

(All actions fail)

Your dreams of cowboys and snakes strangely lack appeal to the military vets. One asked if you can pay him with free food stamps. In return, you showed him your undercity human cattle, so that he knows there's always food in your ranch, but he woke up with PTSD.

The scouting mission is not successful. You send a team of 5 elite soldiers, but they do not manage to get close to the facility because of the automated drone surveillance. They prefer to retreat without getting captured, so that the secret of your HQ is kept.

Ole Joe Bob accepts the mission of buying guns, but he forgets about it on his way, and instead gets beer at the local gas station.

>>4207027
Q: Are the wormholes successful?
Power: High
Difficulty: Avverage
Rolls: 44, 72, 50
A: Yes x3

Random event: double digits rolled under CL
Roll: 61
A: PC Negative

Q: Describe (/pol/ generator)
Rolls: 78643220
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/78626172/#78643220
"If by underwater you meant under a sea of chinamen and old fucks"

Q: Do the Cairo authority end the quarantine?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 92
A: No
Infected roll: 44

You open the 3 gates that you wanted. The first one opens to the entrance of the Maya temple. The second opens in the courtyard of the shadow monastery. The third connects to a door of a village near the mountain.

[Random Event / PC Negative] By mistake, when you were thinking of eating a tuna sandwich, you opened a fourth door to a Chinese ship that sunk underwater. The basement of your bank gets flooded with ocean water.

>Dark Plague in Cairo
>+Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>7610 infected (stage 3/3)
>60 infected (stage 2/3)
>+40 infected (stage 1/3)
>80 cultists (traders)
>80 cultists (Copts)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>3 cultists (Cairo politicians)
>2 cultists (Cairo colonels)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's ranch - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain
>shadow monastery (stage 1/3)
>bank HQ (owned by Eric Silverstein)
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>>4207254

so the whole HQ is underground and the pyramid is hollow? damn didnt see that coming
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Rolled 86, 3, 43, 37, 88, 66, 14, 64, 67, 36, 43, 49, 98, 69, 11, 51, 79, 100, 14, 44 = 1062 (20d100)

>>4207251
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>4 archeologists
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>23 officials
>85 cultists (Muslims)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Defenses 1/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>Summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

Action 1: Transdimensional Tinfoiling 1/3
Action 2: Engineers, work on devising arcanomechanical arms and armour, begin outfitting the cult for war.
Action 3: Our last great recruiting spree before my summoning, I think. Pyramid and staff powers combined, induct as many into the cult as possible.
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>>4207275
>guns

Readryth, if you get your ally to stop fucking with me, I’ll give your cult some of whatever the hell my eldritch arcanomechanical-engineers just cooked up
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>>4207269
My HQ was always underground yes.
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>>4207277
hmmmm..for how long?
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>>4207287
you know, he's a backstabber
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>>4207287
For an unlimited duration.
>>4207288
Balls don’t get opinions
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>>4207292
hmmmmmm...Gob can you "stop fucking with" Imhotepkemet for an "unlimited duration" please. it would help us both.
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>>4207258
...seriously Joe. seriously. we're have a wormhole to a weapon store, like come on...i'll take the beer though.
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Rolled 51, 63, 43, 9, 3, 19, 9, 50, 7, 61, 30, 39, 34, 32, 11, 47, 86, 85, 71, 51 = 801 (20d100)

>>4207258
Idk how i knew it, but i KNEW it was going to be something about water, good thing i didn't sent anyone

>close the ocean door and change his destination to somewhere else without people, like a desert, then open it again, that should be enough to get the water out (x2)

>make the colonels recruit some low rank troops, people nobody will notice if they dissapear (in case the first action gets done with just the first roll, try this x2)

>>4207287
I got you a weapons shop before but i dunno, i think you've already got better weapons than those, guess i could use them myself later (i can open another door from your ranch to another store later anyway lmao)
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>>4207322
*wheeze* Next turn i'll just change a door in your ranch to another to a weapon storage or something (can't say if joe will still open it or think the bathroom door is the weapons one tho)
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Rolled 97, 96, 71, 3, 55, 40, 52, 60, 80, 54, 19, 5, 75, 90, 2, 37, 15, 79, 35, 3 = 968 (20d100)

>>4207258
action 1: recruit some more engineers.

action 2&3: have the engineers begin work on a war machine(a huge car, a big tank, a cool gun, etc) x2
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>>4207328
Ok cool the door worked, idk if the colonels actually did something tho, because idk what is their appeal bc of their rank

>>4207348
Big F
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Rolled 5, 44, 43, 43, 73, 14, 73, 90, 22, 67, 82, 54, 84, 45, 38, 63, 73, 35, 89, 24 = 1061 (20d100)

>>4207337

action 1: charge
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>>4207375
Bro you responded to the wrong post
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>>4207401
you sure?
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>>4207407
Well unless you’re charging your laser at Gob yeah
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>>4207407
Bro...

Also what happened to kek? He hasn't done anything since you kind of... Nuked hiroshima
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>>4207411
hush you, spoiling jokes is a war crime

>>4207415
good question, and Love is still going around
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>>4207460
BrO, charging at someone is totally uncool
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>>4207561
_________________________
Br O___WARP ZONE____________
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>>4207601
shit the alt 255 betrayed me too
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>>4207601
NO
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>>4207415
>>4198413
I did minimal actions for KEK to help him build his cult. Now, I've helped him to steal Maria Becker >>4202645 from Father Arkham. She is the strongest NPC in the game, so I don't need to help KEK further.
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>>4207328
>in case the first action gets done with just the first roll, try this x2
I didn't list it as a rule in the OP, but I will not accept conditional actions based on the success of rolls.
It was forbidden in the original thread, and I think that it makes sense. Otherwise it's like gaining free actions.
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>>4207251
FORTEENTH TURN

Art: "Great Race of Yith" by Jericho Benavente, Creative Commons license

>>4207275
Q: Transdimensional Tinfoiling
Odds: 50/50 (see previous turn)
Roll: 86
A: No

Q: Arcanomechanical gear
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 3
A: Critical Yes
Critical: going to make instant production for a squad

Q: Can he recruit?
Appeal/Power: Incredible (SoN + PPW bonuses)
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 43
A: Yes

"Prevalence of cults in the US": about 1%
Population of Egypt: 100 mil
Cultist potential of Egypt: 1 million
Going to roll with 1d100 * 10k

Q: Kek, lord of the dice, do you approve of this humble calculation?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds)
Roll: 37
A: Yes

Cultist roll: 88 * 10k = 88,000

The tinfoiling of the pyramid is delayed by the lack of supplies and Father Arkham who kind of blocks the entrance.

Your eldritch engineers develop electrical lances powered by void energy, and battlesuits with motion sensors that can block and replace full vision in case of proximity with a WARP ZONE. They make enough for a squad of 10 Muslim soldier-slaves.

With your will projected by your ancient wonder, the Pyramid of Khofu, you can reach a large portion of the Egyptian population in dreams. You announce your return as the one true pharaoh.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>+10 arcanomechanical soldiers
>+88,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Defenses 1/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection (Cambodia)
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

>>4207328
Q: Can Gob close the ocean door?
Power: High
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 51, 63
A: Yes

Q: Can the colonels recruit troops?
Odds: Has to be (they must obey)
Roll: 43
A: Yes

Troop: 20-100 soldiers => will give 1d100 per troop
Troops roll: 9, 3, 19 = 31
Hm those are tiny rolls

Infection roll: 9/spoiler]
You dump the basement waters into the dumpster that is known as Egypt. A dandelion blooms where it never had in a thousand years.

Your colonels recruit a few low-rank soldiers to make a secret troop. As far as they know, they are working for the government of Egypt, and not the rogue cult of a dark deity.
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GOB
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>80 cultists (NY traders)
>Dark Plague in Cairo
>7670 infected (Cairo, stage 3/3)
>40 infected (Cairo, stage 2/3)
>+10 infected (Cairo, stage 1/3)
>3 cultists (Cairo politicians)
>2 cultists (Cairo colonels)
>+30 soldiers (Cairo)
>80 cultists (Copts)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert
>shadow monastery (stage 1/3)
>bank HQ (owned by Eric Silverstein)

>>4207348
Q: Can Readryth recruit more engineers?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: Above Average (see Turn 4)
Roll: 97
A: Critical No

Critical / Inquisitor roll: 3

Q: Can the engineers build a war machine?
Odds: 50/50 (following odds above for Imho)
Roll: 96, 71
A: Critical No, No
Critical: the engineers die

Generating the war machine with Transformer AI, see pic

The engineers are not only not interested in your cult, but they find it DISGUSTING! They form a small association known as "Science Against Witchcraft" with the purpose of hunting down witches, heretics, and non-humans, using the power of modern science and atheism.

The other engineers who are already part of your cult begin working on an ambitious war machine, a bizarre mechanical beast of incomprehensible powers, crafted from old weapons and various obsolete machinery parts. Unfortunately, during the testing phase, the heavy machine gun that's on its back is activated by mistake and ends up shooting the entire team. No one survives. Ole Joe Bob orders that the beast is dismantled.

GOB
>0 engineers (TX)
>100 cultists (TX, Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>3 cultists (TX Amerindians)
>50 cultists (NY hobos)
>ranch defenses 1/3
>ranch undercity
>summoning circle
>+3 inquisitors (Science Against Witchcraft)

>>4207375
Q: Can Father Arkham charge?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Critical: lasts for two turns

You connect with the plane of chaos and absorb its energy. It feels absolutely rejuvenating to you. Finally, a proper CHARGE, that works exactly as you intended.

FATHER ARKHAM
>Critical: the CHARGE will last for two turns
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>>4208292
Wrote GOB instead of READRYTH
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Rolled 25, 28, 25, 33, 29, 10, 49, 44, 21, 65, 6, 79, 16, 48, 94, 64, 87, 19, 10, 47 = 799 (20d100)

>>4208290
With your will projected by your ancient wonder, the Pyramid of Khofu, you can reach a large portion of the Egyptian population in dreams. You announce your return as the one true pharaoh.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>+10 arcanomechanical soldiers
>+88,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Defenses 1/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection (Cambodia)
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

Action 1: Tinfoil
Action 2: Tinfoil
Action 3: Tinfoil
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>>4208298
Wow those are some excellent rolls, just in time too if Arkham was gonna pull a sneaky on me.

Sweet relief
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>>4208300
is that it?
tinfoil?
is that whats going to stop the mother of all warp zones?
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Rolled 31, 67, 4, 24, 69, 7, 34, 67, 14, 76, 43, 99, 70, 68, 77, 43, 1, 28, 66, 2 = 890 (20d100)

>>4208290
Heh, you spoiler'ed it all, anyway, time to work

>send some infected shadows (10-15) to the maya temple to check if there are traps and look around for the orb, getting there should be an easy task because the doors are already ready (monastery to HQ, HQ to temple)

>if there are people inside the bank, get out, EVERYONE, and go to their houses, and give some paid vacations to the workers (just their regular wage) if they don't want to leave

>send a team with one colonel, 2 hobos, 15 soldiers and Dr Ivy to the town near the mountain, and set up a small base of operations there. again, getting there should be an easy task (if the soldiers ask how the doors work, just say it's a secret government program)

Dice dice dice, work work work
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>>4208366
I presumed you were attacking Gob, unless I correctly guessed in my paranoia that that was a ruse. He’s closer to summoning at this point regardless.
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>>4208369
Kool, a 4

>>4208370
But your pyramids are a resource that -probably- is better to stop now
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>>4208370
we agreed that was a joke

>>4208292
ok op i need some data
a) the laberynth is 'unfathomable'. what would it take for me to warp zone all of it?
b) say i want to warp zone a specific location, meaning where that orb is. what would it take?
c) what does tinfoil do and where is it located?
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>>4208379
I’m pretty sure you don’t know where my orb is, just like before you didn’t.
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>>4208379
OP said the others don't know where the orbs are, and the tinfoil is... Well, it blocks mind stuff, and i guess it's obvious that all the rooms beneath khufu will be covered in it
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>>4208383
yeah that would make sense

>>4208386
so its
top layer: pyramid
mid layer: laberynth
lower layer: all the other stuff/tinfoil?
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>>4208388
I dunno
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>>4208388
Can you at least do this next turn after I’ve had a chance to throw some battlesuits to Readryth? I still owe him for not saving him from you on the island.
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>>4208396
oh imho, i think we can agree i gave you enough turns already
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>>4208398
A pity then.
I suppose I’ll have to work on forcefully summoning you then with my orb so I can put an end to your annoyances.
I’ll have to dig your true name out of your cultists though I suppose.
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>>4208402
neat plan, i was wondering too if there was a way to perma-kill an eldritch god
but
that's gonna be hard without a summoning circle
or an orb
or cultists
or an hq lol
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>>4208411
You only get one charged shot, not a whole turn. Place it well and make it count.
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>>4208414
actually, its two turns
lolololol
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>>4208379
b) If you want to use a power on a specific location, you'd have to first know where that location is.

a) and c) That's up to you to figure out.
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Rolled 63, 90, 15, 27, 71, 66, 99, 67, 14, 32, 46, 2, 70, 41, 14, 12, 71, 60, 30, 46 = 936 (20d100)

>>4208444
fine
i'll play it safe, then

action 1: WARP ZONE UNDER THE PYRAMID AS DEEP AS I CAN
action 2: WARP ZONE UNDER THE PYRAMID AS DEEP AS I CAN
action 3: WARP ZONE UNDER THE PYRAMID AS DEEP AS I CAN
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>>4208476
>the action is taken literally and he goes so deep he warp zones the earths core instead, spelling doom for all mankind
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>>4208477
i have to admit i have issues being specific
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>>4208478
Give me the depth in miles or kilometers
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>>4208481
but i don't know how deep the laberynth goes
do i throw a random number
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>>4208483
For comparison, the deepest manmade tunnel through ordinary means is 12,262 meters.
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>>4208483
Yes.
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>>4208484
woah for real? man that's some balls

>>4208486
aight
6,371
eh
kilometers
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>>4208488
You're WARP ZONING the center of Earth????
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>>4208488
Oh fuck this gon be good
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>>4208493
If he does so earth is probably gong to collapse and well, no humans to summon any us lmao
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>>4208498
Going*
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>>4208493
no what the fuck no
i just wanna kill that laberynth!

eeeeh 1200km, leave it at that
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>>4208504
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Rolled 49, 15, 15, 33, 58, 31, 36, 59, 38, 89, 50, 49, 29, 50, 16, 97, 22, 68, 98, 5 = 907 (20d100)

>>4208292
...Fuck. FUCK!....ok, i can salvage this.

action 1&2: recruit some engineers, show them images of great machines.

action 3: send 10 of the gang to scout out the SCP site.
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>>4208493
Wait WHAT!?!? Father Arkham please don't warp zone the the center of Earth!
>>4208504
ok...ok,good.
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>>4208504
As you’ve locked in your decision I’m just going to mention that that’s below the earths crust and slap bang in its semi-solid mantle
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>>4208517
double 15, nice
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>>4208517
Finally a good roll for once.
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>>4208523
I mean, that's an eldritch construction, and you created it, you, the guy who can change matter and how it works, It's maybe possible that those tunnels get THAT deep
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>>4208532
Weren’t you the saying my underground machinery couldn’t survive a nuke a few days ago?
I’m fairly certain you didn’t believe it was located underneath the crust then.
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>>4208532
i mean i can turn things into floating numbers
its hard to tell what an eldritch god can do lol
my bet was to either land it on the unfathmably deep laberynth or under it
so its foundation collapses
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>>4208536
Well uh... Yea that makes sense, so if the first warp zone affected the machines maybe it's not that deep underground
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>>4208549
fuck that makes sense

i guess 'unfathomably' doesn't mean 'deep' but just 'it could be from 1m to 1000km lol'
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>>4208493
The existence of the NPC Henry Walton Jones III (>>4206843) means that the world of Indiana Jones is real in this setting. Hence, we have evidence from the novel "Indiana Jones and the Hollow World" that the Earth is hollow.

Father Arkham can't destroy the setting with one misplaced WARP ZONE!!!
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>>4208644
Huh, interesting
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>>4208644
So he nuked a chunk of plastic basalt?
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>>4208644
but i didn't want to anyway

>>4208504
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>>4208644
also that's pretty cool! but it raises a lot of questions

i mean lets say that somehow and for some reason or x-warp zone or whatever i make imho's hq fall into the inner sun
wouldn't it fall back to where it came from?
and then fall back again ad infinitum?
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>>4208683
If you click the map, it shows where the center of gravity is. When things fall, it is toward the center of gravity, not the inner sun.
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>>4208683
Well given the illustration, it appears the centre of gravity isn’t in the core, but midway between the layers of plastic basalt, so I believe it’d fall down to there and stay there
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>>4208689
>>4208691
ooooooooooooooooooo
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>>4208290
FIFTEENTH TURN

Art: "Marbled Realities" by anonamos701, Creative Commons license

>>4208517
Q: Can Readryth recruit new engineers?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: Above Average
Rolls: 49, 15
A: No, Yes

engineer roll: 33 / 10 = 3.3

Q: Can the gang scout out the SCP site?
Odds: 50/50 (see Turn 13)
Roll: 15
A: Yes

You show the engineers the dreams of great machines, what their predecessors' metal monster could have been; gigantic factories reaching high in the sky, where floating wheels of bronze are rotating forever, and spreading their bolted horrors to the world. They become convinced that you are the god of engineering, and join your cult. (Pic shows a dream scene.)

The gang finds a weakness in the defenses of the SCP site. It is the trucks that bring them supplies at a regular schedule, and could provide for a way to enter if you can somehow hijack them.

>READRYTH
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>3 cultists (Amerindians)
>3 engineers (Texas)
>ranch defenses 1/3
>ranch undercity
>summoning circle
>3 inquisitors (Science Against Witchcraft)
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>>4208696

>>4208298
Q: Can the engineers develop the tinfoil mechanism?
Odds: 50/50 (see previous two turns)
Rolls: 25, 28, 25
A: Yes x3

Q: Did the Egyptian army ever notice the WARP ZONE?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (they are described as protecting it)
Roll: 33
A: Yes

Q: Do they notify the NATO?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 29
A: Yes

The engineers finish building a retractable tinfoil covering device. When activated, it can dilate to protect the pyramid fully. Because of the WARP ZONE on the pyramid, it is currently impossible to activate.

After much debate, the Egyptian army reports the WARP ZONE on the pyramid to the international community. The NATO deploys its air force...

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>10 arcanomechanical soldiers
>88,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>+Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection (Cambodia)
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

>>4208369
Q: Can the shadows make progress?
Odds: 50/50 (they are buffed up)
Roll: 31
A: Yes

Q: How many die?
Roll: 24 / 10 = 2.4

Q: Can they set a small base of operations in Tajikistan?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 4 (3rd roll)
A: Critical Yes

The first two shadows that enter the Maya temple are crushed by a giant boulder, propelled by a complex wooden mechanism. The other shadows enter prudently and avoid the other traps. They reach the first sacrificial chamber, of which the walls are decorated with paintings of mask-wearing jaguars.

At the other side of the world, your small expeditions set a camp near the town of XXX. They use the technique of building a door in the middle of nowhere, so that you can easy bring anything that you need.

>GOB
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>80 cultists (NY traders)
>Dark Plague in Cairo
>7670 infected (Cairo, stage 3/3)
>40 infected (Cairo, stage 2/3)
>+10 infected (Cairo, stage 1/3)
>3 cultists (Cairo politicians)
>2 cultists (Cairo colonels)
>+30 soldiers (Cairo)
>80 cultists (Copts)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert
>shadow monastery (stage 1/3)
>bank HQ (owned by Eric Silverstein)
>+Maya temple (cleared 1/3)

>>4208476
>>4208504
Can FA WARP zone 1200 km deep?
Power: Superhuman + 3 RS (CHARGE) = Superhuman 4
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 63, 90, 15
A: Yes, Yes, Yes

>FATHER ARKHAM

[WARPZONE, CHARGE] You create a firework of floating numbers in the sky of Agartha, inside of the Hollow Earth. They are too high in the sky, above the stratosphere even, for anyone to notice, so this firework is for your sole pleasure.
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>>4208700

action 1: WARP ZONE AGAIN
action 2: WARP ZONE AGAIN
action 3: WARP ZONE AGAIN

this time at 200km under ground level!
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Rolled 16, 34, 93, 100, 42, 17, 4, 11, 63, 60, 71, 30, 100, 89, 18, 53, 2, 16, 89, 73 = 981 (20d100)

>>4208703
muhuhu, initiative
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>>4208644
..hmmmmmm,*gets out notepad* "invade hollow Earth, become lord of hollow, become underground protector of the above like legend of great ancestors"
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>>4208703
Why are you casting your 3 WARP ZONES at the same depth?
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>>4208710
Hm. Now the NATO forces are getting involved, need to find a way to avoid getting bombed.

They’ve already deployed aircraft?
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>>4208709
The Mahar would probably accept you as their leader.

"[...] Edgar Rice Burroughs' At the Earth's Core (1914), a novel that posits a highly intelligent reptilian race, the Mahar, living in a hollow Earth. "Consider the similarity of Burroughs' Mahar to Lovecraft's Old Ones, both of whom are presented sympathetically despite their ill-treatment of man. [...] [B]oth are winged, web-footed, dominant races; both are scientific scholarly races with a talent for genetics, engineering, and architecture; and both races use men as cattle."
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>>4208710
um, i thought it was the same roll? like, if you rolled for a single action only one roll counts?
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>>4208722
Oh yes. I did not think.
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Rolled 23, 73, 53, 84, 29, 21, 67, 10, 20, 6, 15, 22, 41, 90, 28, 7, 26, 43, 27, 79 = 764 (20d100)

>>4208696
1:continue work on the defenses.

2: recruit some more engineers

3: look into the Hollow World.
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>>4208724
Have they already deployed aircraft to the pyramid?
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>>4208734
>The NATO deploys its air force...
It looks like it, you gotta do something fast before they bomb the pyramid
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>>4208724
that kinda left me thinking, what if i asked for three different warp zones at three different altitudes?
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>>4208740
Seems like it, let me think.
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>>4208741
You would still succeed in all of them, probably, i think you're still charged
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Rolled 21, 18, 66, 43, 54, 97, 40, 58, 61, 63, 43, 89, 39, 70, 13, 36, 45, 86, 76, 64 = 1082 (20d100)

>>4208700
IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>10 arcanomechanical soldiers
>88,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>+Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection (Cambodia)
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

I suppose it’s now or never, time to reveal myself to NATO. Let the die be cast.

Also can I just note in the background I’m sending 3 battlesuits over to Readryth?

Action 1, 2: Manifest the deepest reaches of my telepathic strength, staff boost, then pyramid boost my telepathic powers then have Dr Daniel present on the line to communicate the following to NATO and force the pilots to turn back, have Dr. Daniel present to give legitimacy..

“I am Imhotepkemet, enemy of the Sphere, and Pharaoh of Egypt in ancient times past...”

“You threaten now my pyramid, which has weathered reality assault from the hated foe Arkham, your desire to purge the taint is commendable, but misguided...”

“Within the pyramid spire lie researchers with the means to permanently cleanse his warpish taint, a method I shall grant freely to you once perfected.”

“Interference now will spell disaster and ruin for this world, a fate so many have shared.”
“I humbly request you leave the structure in peace.”

Action 3: Work on warp zone cleanup.
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>>4208761
Alright I think I might have just scraped it lads, Nile IV+NATO alliance hours.
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>>4208761
Hey thanks dude!
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>>4208783
No problem. If they make it through the teleporter alive of course, and if I’m allowed to do that without spending an action.

Fingers crossed
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>>4208786
i don't think something that simple counts as an action
it would be like
imaking one of my avatars scratch their butt be an action
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>>4208745
damn i didn't know i could do that
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>>4208797
Well you targeted about where I think the earths mantle normally is, as 50 KM is the edge of the crust, and 12 KM is the point where standard room temperature is reaches 180 degrees
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>>4208799
yeah but more warp zones is better for everyone involved
like those commercials where the family is jumping super happy because they got a second detergent for free
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Rolled 97, 85, 91, 98, 13, 62, 31, 71, 61, 42, 18, 75, 75, 86, 21, 36, 29, 97, 61, 67 = 1216 (20d100)

>>4208700
Oh well, sacrifice time

>send 20 more shadows and 2 hobos to the temple, keep looking for traps and sacrifice a hobo in the sacrificial chamber

>send the rest of the colonels and soldiers in el cairo to the Tajik mountain camp (should be easy, it's just literally walking lmao) and start searching for the plant

>try to recruit politicians and military somewhere in South America

Dice dice, work work, plz plz
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>>4208802
just imagine how happy they would be with a third

>>4208804
oh me oh my
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>>4208804
damn it dice, i said "work", not "don't work"
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>>4208804
Haha how you use your hobos is just too cruel
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>>4208802
Is your plan now to just intentionally delete the area beneath my base instead of target it directly?
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>>4208706
Dear Father Arkham;
I enjoy your work , would you take a friends advice and warp Yosemite Park and Asuán.

Sincerely yours,

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4208821
dear PEPE: give me Love or Nagasaki is next

>>4208818
i was surprised too lol

>>4208819
yes. im less interested in destroying your base or preventing your coming than in seeing what happens if an object falls with enough force towards the inner sun

that object just happens to be your hq
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>>4208818
I mean, they're hobos, and they'll be doing something for the cause, y'know what i mean? anyway i think the dice got me that instant karma for doing that lmao
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>>4208827
You could, you know....kidnapped some people.
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I'm going to sleep so next update tomorrow
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>>4208824
Dear Father Arkham;
You seem bent on destruction, and Yosemite park is above a active supervolcano. I only have your best in mind. And I need your Love to help, Dont freet she will be returned unharmed in time.

Thank you for your consideration,

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝


>action 1/2 recruit all the entertainment industry of south korea to the cult of the frog
>action 3 recruit followers in Hollywood
dice+20d100
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>>4208883
ha
you don't understand me
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>>4208883
Ha! "I need your Love to help" Hilarious!
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>>4208853
Kidnapped people don't accept to be sacrificed, duh
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>>4209023
The Aztecs would like to have a word with you.
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>>4209023
Dear Duke of Darkness,
I have become aware of your failed attempts at manipulating the stock market. So i have decided to extend my hand, the marine route of the strait of Malacca connects European and Asian Markets. If something happen to it like a supernatural storm you could take advantage of the situation and buy pounds for pennies. While maintaining your resources in America.If you know what you are doing you will see a greater benefit than the economical.
I hope you do not think ill of us , as we may require your services in the future.

Sincerely yours,

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4209090
Dear kek,

No, you're suspicious af, talk me back when you offer me something actually useful like a -5 in my dice.

-Gob
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>>4209090
Dear sir Kek,

I see you have a lack of man power on your side, i can give you, let's say 15 men to start you off. And in return you give me some engineers. Deal?

-Readryth B Qerel.
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>>4209270
Dear Readryth Bardeinam Qerel
I ask for your patience.I´m please to see you eager for cooperation but you will find betters deals once Love finds the way. I will contact you.

thank you for your time.

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4209285
Dear Kek,

Take your time friend! Patience IS a virtue my friend.

-Readryth B Qerel.
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>>4208883
Roll 20d100
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Rolled 48, 74, 47, 12, 2, 40, 79, 40, 26, 24, 97, 93, 50, 77, 49, 38, 92, 79, 8, 8 = 983 (20d100)

>>4208883
>>4210007
Type:
dice+20d100
in the Options field
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>>4210036
thank you QM
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SIXTEENTH TURN

>>4208703
>>4208706
He has 120% chance of success so I'll ask right away about his critical...
Does FA get a critical WARP ZONE?
Rolls: 16, 34, 93
A: Yes, No, No

Q: Does the WARP ZONE cause an earthquake?
Odds: 50/50 (no idea)
Roll: 100
A: Critical No

[WARP ZONE, critical] You cast a titanic WARP ZONE 200 km under the Pyramid of Khofu. Rocks change to bright colors, and many of them turn into random numbers. Because of the high density of the material you're working with, WARP ZONE's effect of merging things does not really alter the structural integrity of the environment.

>>4208726
Q: Can the gang improve the HQ?
Odds: Very Likely (see Turn 11)
Rolls: 23
A: Yes

Q: Can he recruit more engineers?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: Above Average (specialized)
Roll: 73
A: No

Q: Can he find information about the Hollow World?
Odds: Unlikely (esoteric subject)
Roll: 53
A: No

Joe Bob Davis added the second layer of anti-personal mines surrounding the camp. He also gets a tall antenna installed, to detect, hack and destroy drones. Another cultist breeds pitbulls trained to detect eldritch invasions. Joe Bob adopts a puppy which he names "Rascal", and will raise to become his personal bodyguard.

Because of Science Against Witchcraft's campaign against witchcraft, the local engineers are wary of anything related to black magic. They reject your dreams as just bad nightmares and forget about it.

Daisy Davis uses her relative proficiency with cell phones to research information about the Hollow World only. She finds the "Pellucidar" saga of Edgar Rice Burroughs, which she reads and enjoys, but finds no information pertinent to the real world.

READRYTH
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>3 cultists (Amerindians)
>3 engineers (Texas)
>ranch defenses 2/3
>ranch undercity
>summoning circle
>3 inquisitors (Science Against Witchcraft)
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>>4210102

>>4208761
Q: Can Dr. Jackson stop the nuclear attack?
Odds: A Sure Thing (Dr. Jackson works for the U.S. Airforce...)
Rolls: 21, 18
A: Yes

Q: Can IMHO clean up the WARP ZONE?
Power: High + 1 RS (SoN) = Exceptional
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 66
A: Yes

Random Event: double digits rolled under CL
Roll: 43
A: Move toward a thread

[HIGHER MAGIC] You have control over the fundamental aspects of reality, and possess the great Staff of Chaos. Your synapses alone can deal with the puny magic of FATHER ARKHAM (cf. previous thread). Without any difficulty, you dissolve the WARP ZONE.

[RANDOM EVENT / Move toward a thread] A daring eldritch engineer takes the (perhaps disastrous) initiative to reverse teleport the entire temple room where Daniel Jackson is located, using the GPS coordinates of his cellphone. The Orb of Crystalline Perfection is safely brought back to the HQ safely.

While you are doing your speech, Dr. Jackson contacts Major General Henry Landry [U.S. Air Force General], a close friend of his [Stargate canon].

"General, this is me, Daniel."

"Daniel? Daniel Jackson?"

"Yes, Daniel Jackson. General, you have to stop the attack on the Pyramid of Khofu. The pyramid represents the last line of defense of mankind against the Sphere. I'm there right now, working with a Tok'ra [benevolent Egyptian alien/god] to restore ancient technology and stop the goddamn Apocalypse."

"What? Hold on, Daniel."

>General Landry makes a call.

"Daniel? Where have you been? You've been reported MIA."

"General, I'll explain later. But you have to stop the attack."

>General Landry makes another call.

"Daniel, we have stopped the attack, but you have to report to General O'Neil immediately."

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>+10 arcanomechanical soldiers
>+88,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors
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>>4210102

>>4208804
Q: Is the expedition successful?
Odds: 50/50 (see Turn 15)
Roll: 97
A: Critical No
Critical: whole team wiped out

Q: Can they find the plant?
Odds: No Way (rare plant)
Roll: 85
A: No

Q: Can he recruit SA people?
Appeal: Above Average
Difficulty: Above Average
Roll: 91
A: Critical No

Critical: inquisition
Inquisitor rolls: 98 / 2 = 49

The walls of the temple are covered with cinnabar dust, which is highly toxic. Everyone in the expedition team begins shaking, and die.

The Tajik team begins the search for the dragon blood plant. The initial survey does not find anything, because the mountain range is huge and the plant, rare.

Your recruitment campaign in South America is a disaster. The South Americans identify your dreams as psychic attack from the CIA -- as the CIA has repeatedly attacked their sovereignty. They form a counter-cult, "La Maoista Luz", with the goal of destroying all creatures of darkness, including but not limited to vampires and werewolves. They come into contact with "Science Against Witchcraft" and form an alliance. For now, their quest is ineffective, because they are hunting for you in South America, a continent where you do not have yet a presence.

GOB
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>80 cultists (NY traders)
>Dark Plague in Cairo
>7700 infected (Cairo, stage 3/3)
>3 cultists (Cairo politicians)
>2 cultists (Cairo colonels)
>+30 soldiers (Cairo)
>80 cultists (Copts)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert
>shadow monastery (stage 1/3)
>bank HQ (owned by Eric Silverstein)
>+Maya temple (cleared 1/3)

>>4208883
>>4210036
Can KEK recruit Korean idols?
Appeal: Exceptional
Difficulty: High (specialized + high value)
Rolls: 48, 74
A: Yes

Recruits: 12, 2 / 10 = 1.4

Taking the last idol posted in /mu/'s KPOP General >>>/mu/94632050
Ryujin from Itzy

Q: Can KEK recruit Hollywood actors?
Appeal: Exceptional
Difficulty: High
Roll: 47
A: Yes

Recruits: 40 / 10 = 4

>Will use thid person for Kek

KEK finally makes his true, grandiose entrance. Game's on!

The chaos god recruits Shin Ryujin (신류진) from the band ITZY, by crafting a dream specifically designed to her hobbies and tastes, which he found by reading every interview of her in the press.

"Messed with your head, that’s what dreams are
Make you forget and then leave your
Memories far behind"

ITZY - Dreamcatcher
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKlGHHhTOsQ

He also recruits four Hollywood actors to his cult, targetting specifically Scientologists for their idiotic inclination to join cults.

KEK
>Maria Becker (Avatar of Madness)
>Shin Ryujin (Korean idol)
>4 Hollywood actors
>20 inquisitors (2channers)
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>action 1; Recruit cultist in the transportation services in Germany
>Action 2;Make a videoclip of a remix with Shin Ryujin , and of course include Memetic agents
to take people to PePe.com
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF0Cb7h6ZBQ

>Action 3;Make the Hollywood actors praise the song for reviving a classic
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Rolled 53, 8, 4, 21, 52, 56, 82, 9, 34, 82, 98, 64, 50, 2, 27, 34, 90, 10, 56, 76 = 908 (20d100)

>>4210110
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Rolled 20, 62, 33, 100, 14, 19, 78, 92, 27, 21, 100, 56, 72, 40, 76, 44, 87, 96, 31, 55 = 1123 (20d100)

>>4210103
Wow, thanks that one Arcano-Engineer, you’re getting a raise.
Also I agree to allowing Dr Daniel to report to NATO.

Action 1: Send Dr Daniel to make his report to NATO, escort him there with 2 battlesuits so they know he’s not talking crap about alien tech.
Action 2: Send a crack team of 5 battlesuits to subdue the avatar of madness outside and take it away to a remote area for safe termination. Set Electrical Lances to stun and motion sensors on.
Action 3: Teleport 3 battlesuits over to Readryth, one at a time so we don’t have any repeats of the immaterium disaster.
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>>4210114
I had forgotten the request. You can transfer units as a free action. You can change your Action 3.

>Readryth gains 3 battlesuits
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>>4210114
Oh, neat. I’ll just do something mundane then like activate the pyramid tinfoil as to not abuse the low roll.
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Rolled 53, 16, 62, 33, 14, 59, 23, 85, 93, 32, 51, 57, 51, 23, 93, 14, 96, 59, 80, 70 = 1064 (20d100)

>>4210102
""Joe Bob adopts a puppy which he names "Rascal", ""
Oh now that's just adorable!
""She finds the "Pellucidar" saga of Edgar Rice Burroughs, which she reads and enjoys, but finds no information pertinent to the real world.""
Well at least we didn't get something bad.

1:continue work on the defenses.

2&3:have the engineers safety, and I mean SAFETY work on a machine(a car, something to make something, a robot, ect)
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>>4210104
When the great KEK uses his power to corrupt , do i have to choose a meme and they gain power base on that or is it general?
>exp: Pedobear , gain increase speed and paralyzing touch
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>>4210174
It can be either
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Rolled 10, 50, 52, 45, 1, 20, 42, 30, 26, 53, 24, 50, 55, 8, 24, 7, 77, 94, 39, 54 = 761 (20d100)

man that crit charge did jack shit

aight lets try this

action 1: CAST WARP ZONE AT 10km UNDER THE PYRAMID
action 2: CAST WARP ZONE AT 20km UNDER THE PYRAMID
action 3: CAST WARP ZONE AT 50km UNDER THE PYRAMID
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Rolled 53, 6, 87, 64, 66, 16, 53, 36, 4, 1, 58, 10, 59, 58, 71, 30, 68, 29, 29, 59 = 857 (20d100)

>>4210104
Big F for the hobos (they were going to die anyway, but they died the wrong way)

>send 20 shadows and 2 hobos again, this time using something so they don't breath the toxic stuff,
keep looking for traps and sacrifice a hobo in the sacrificial chamber

>keep looking for the plant (x2)

Check out my natural 100!
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>>4210185
Hey wait OP, are these my actual tunnels, in the image?
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>>4210215
Oh a 6, nice
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>>4210110
>Make a videoclip of a remix with Shin Ryujin
Here's the video, I have produced it myself.

https://youtu.be/ZTMdf0jQ_RE

>>4210218
>are these my actual tunnels, in the image?
Yes.
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>>4210354
So I have a direct tunnel down to the other side of the hollow earth, and the tunnels are diagonally away from the pyramid instead of located directly below it.
This is helpful.
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>>4210365
oh come on
do i have to warp zone the inner sun to kill that laberynth
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>>4210354
All Glory to the QM Wuxian and his Awesomeness
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>>4210388
Well your destructive power really isn’t all that impressive, your powers revolve mostly around driving people mad.

You should get your hands on missiles, fighter craft, attempt a proper assault. You can’t do everything yourself.
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>>4210398
you are right! this gives me ideas
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SEVENTEENTH TURN

Art: Gorgon by LadyofHats, Public Domain license

>>4210110
>>4210111
Q: Can KEK recruit bus drivers?
Appeal: Exceptional
Difficulty: Above Average
Roll: 53
A: Yes

Not rolling for actions 2, 3

Q: How many people watch the video?
Roll: 21 * 1,000,000 = 21,000,000

[Memetic Virus] This is a surprising remix, but considering the artist who's posted it, and the fact that it's advertised by famous people, it gains 30,000,000 views on Youtube. If you remove the CIA bots, that's 21,000,000 million people worldwide who've seen the video -- and convert to you cult. The reviews of the video are extremely positive, and more and more people watch it. Ryujin is particularly noted for releasing the song under a Creative Commons license, making it free for anyone to remix and reproduce it.

As a side note, you also recruit two German bus drivers...

KEK
>Maria Becker (Avatar of Madness)
>Shin Ryujin (Korean idol)
>4 Hollywood actors
>21,000,000 cultists
>20 inquisitors (2channers)
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>>4210120
[quote]Not rolling for actions 1, 3
Q: Does Dr. Jackson get arrested?
Odds: Unlikely (but you never know)
Roll: 100
A: Critical No

Q: Can the battlesuits arrest the AoM?
Odds: Unlikely (evolved AoM is tough)
Roll: 62 (2nd roll)
A: No

Q: Can he activate the tinfoil?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 33
A: Yes

Random event: double digits rolled under CL
Roll: 14
A: NPC Action

01-20: Hancock
21-40: NATO envoy
41-60: Random cultist
61-80: Inquisitor
81-00: Gob's Copts
Roll: 19[/spoiler]
Dr. Jackson meets Project EARTHGATE envoys in Cairo. They ask him a lot of questions, about how you communicated with them telepathically, and how you plan to destroy the tainted Sphere. He answers the questions the best he can. He explains that the Sphere is telepathic too, and can read mind, as well as possess people. He shows them the battlesuits as one of the biggest discovery he's made, as those soldiers are immune to the effects of the Sphere. Colonel Günther of Project EARTHGATE tells him that he will have to report to him directly, rather than General O'Neil.

The battlesuits fight the Avatar of Madness, Jihakuza, and his terrorists. The battle is fierce, because the terrorists are well trained and Jihakuza is kind of a mastermind. But all in all, the people on both side are of the same racial stock, and they end up fighting with fists and stones. "Die, infidel!", yells one battlesuit. "Arkamu Akbar", a terrorist responds. Jihakuza uses his teleportation ability to appear in the air above your soldiers, and stones them to death.

The Pyramid is covered with tinfoil.

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Action] Graham Hancock releases a new book explaining his theories about the cyclicity of climate change -- a story, he claims, he got from channeling the spirit of a mummy. The book is a modest success.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>2 eldritch arcano-engineers (-8)
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>7 arcanomechanical soldiers
>+88,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection (Cambodia)
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

>>4210210
Q: Is the HQ within range?
Odds: Unlikely (not the zone I pictured)
Roll: 45
A: Yes

Q: Does tinfoil actually protect against WARP ZONE?
Odds: Likely
Roll: 1
A: Critical Yes

[WARP ZONE, critical] Your first WARP ZONE covers a huge area; this is one of your biggest successes. This time, you finally sense Imhotepkemet's HQ, about 5 kilometers under the pyramid. However, his tinfoil defenses are too strong and block your telepathic energies. You do have the pleasure of WARPing some of his tunnels, so who knows what surprises might await his troops?
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>>4210695
>>4210164
Q: Can the gang improve the HQ?
Odds: Very Likely (see Turn 11)
Rolls: 23
A: Yes

Q: Can the engineer build a machine?
Odds: 50/50 (See turn 14)
Rolls: 16, 62
A: Yes

The HQ is now fully fortified. Protected with four tinfoil-covered wooden towers, walls of corrugated metal, barbed wire, several layers of mines, pitbulls, anti-drone tower, and machine guns connected to mention sensors. It's a wonderful sight, for amateurs of post-apocalyptic fiction.

The engineers continue the mechanical beast project, and this time it is a success. The beast has the shape of a huge bull, exhales toxic gas and has a machine gun on its back. (Basically, a D&D gorgon.) It has no true sentience, but can be programmed with simple routines in LUA. The default programming is 1) patrol the walls, and 2) at random times, patrol outside the HQ and kill anything that's not recognized as part of the community. The gang ends up playing a rodeo game with the Gorgon, but it doesn't end well -- two of your cultists end up with a broken back.

The battlesuits sent by Imhotepkemet arrive through the magical portal.

READRYTH
>Gorgon (metal bull)
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>3 cultists (Amerindians)
>3 engineers (Texas)
>3 battlesuits
>HQ defenses 3/3
>ranch undercity
>summoning circle
>3 inquisitors (Science Against Witchcraft)
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>>4210215
Q: Is the expedition successful?
Odds: 50/50 (see Turn 15)
Roll: 53
A: Yes

Q: Can they find the plant?
Odds: No Way (rare plant)
Rolls: 6, 87
A: Yes!!!

Your new team enters the temple with portable oxygen masks. They sacrice a hobo on the sacrificial chamber, to pay respect to the ancient Maya god. Then, they make progress toward the next room. One hobo falls into a pitfall trap, but the rest of the team bypasses all the other trap and reaches the second important room; the library. You find a few mostly intact bark-paper codices, of great archeological value. A saga painted on the walls explain how the ancient god had once been summoned to Earth using the sun orb, and he had plucked one of his own eyes to replace it with the artifact.

Dr. Evans and her team find the dragon plant, following the rules of fengshui described in ancient Chinese text the "Book of Burial". The Book of Burial explains where, in a mountain, is the most appropriate location for a tomb, by analyzing the geographical features, the streams and hills, and finding the shape of a dragon [authentic]. She finds the dragon plant in the eye of the geographical dragon.

>"Where contour ceases and features soar high, with a stream in front and a hill behind, here hides the head of the dragon." -The Book of Burial

GOB
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>80 cultists (NY traders)
>Dark Plague in Cairo
>7670 infected (Cairo, stage 3/3)
>40 infected (Cairo, stage 2/3)
>+10 infected (Cairo, stage 1/3)
>3 cultists (Cairo politicians)
>2 cultists (Cairo colonels)
>+30 soldiers (Cairo)
>80 cultists (Copts)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert
>shadow monastery (stage 1/3)
>bank HQ (owned by Eric Silverstein)
>dragon blood plant
>+Maya temple (cleared 2/3)
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Rolled 60, 73, 90, 64, 65, 25, 31, 46, 66, 86, 58, 39, 37, 65, 3, 75, 81, 1, 34, 94 = 1093 (20d100)

>>4210699
yeah my boy, show these fucks! not the nuking I hoped for but good enough

a) warp zone north korea
b) lets use Alicja's magical tarot powers to pinpoint the location of their nukes
c) get jihakuza in there after as many nukes as he can get. they are to be teleported to a secret hideout
let's see how teleporting stuff works
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>>4210723
oh no!

well fuck kim jong un anyway lol
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>>4210723
bOi, now you're warp zoning a whole country
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>>4210726
>well fuck kim jong un anyway lol
Why??
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>>4210726
you choose the wrong korea
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>>4210735
they have nukes
i need nukes
nothing political
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>>4210699
I believe you made a mistake in reducing my arcano-engineer count instead of my battlesuit count, right?

Unless my Coptic researchers went on a banzi charge against the avatar of madness.
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>>4210695
>action 1, Use the masses of cultist to send memetic agents to different chinese sites disguise as a cultural movement.
>action 2, All infected chinese officials (their censorship reporters) must write to the higher ups about this, sending images as examples
Let see how big can the chain go up.
>action 3; Use the power Corruption in Maria Kazue Becker, pic related.
She will become a Avatar of --K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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Rolled 88, 72, 60, 43, 29, 13, 100, 84, 8, 87, 14, 94, 41, 83, 39, 52, 4, 49, 98, 65 = 1123 (20d100)

>>4210769
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>>4210762
Yes, I made a mistake in the count
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>>4210703
Oh fuck Gobs about to be summoned
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Rolled 98, 81, 39, 13, 49, 1, 48, 61, 95, 3, 59, 41, 97, 8, 45, 2, 51, 45, 95, 7 = 938 (20d100)

>>4210699
IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>88,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

Action 1, 2: I clearly made a mistake in entrusting those battlesuits to complete nuts.
Put some competent people in them instead who will actually fire my electrical lances, and try and request some military assistance in distracting the avatar until they can be stunned, arrested and terminated. They’re just as fragile as a regular human after all.

Action 2: Mass telepathy, induct Botanists to the cult.
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Rolled 90, 54, 13, 83, 25, 66, 40, 91, 93, 24, 71, 67, 62, 98, 77, 41, 93, 76, 61, 89 = 1314 (20d100)

>>4210703
Ok cool

>keep searching for the orb in the temple (x2)

>make the copts upgrade the monastery (with the help of 100 shadows)
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>>4210799
dude, the avatar is going away
change actions

oh god wait those rolls nvm
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>>4210816
Oh huh, didn’t even notice Jizukah wasn’t even there.
So I actually can’t have attacked him.

I’m used to you posting after me
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>>4210803
Y E E E S

>>4210784
Nah, i'll maybe even let you guys be summoned first, chill
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>>4210695
Also can we pay attention to the fact that kek got 21 frickin' MILLION cultists in like 2 turns
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Rolled 82, 83, 35, 75, 52, 67, 26, 98, 26, 60, 38, 47, 74, 31, 2, 83, 1, 64, 15, 74 = 1033 (20d100)

>>4210701
I'm so happy, I'm so Goddamn happy *a single tear slides down his cheek*

1: recruit some people.

2: recruit some AI engineers, show them pictures of Mad Bull Gore(metal bull)

3: look for some dragon blood with the help of the Amerindians.
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>>4210769
When I look at sauce, I get Korean results. Korea is just everywhere, nowadays.
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>>4210836
That is worrisome.
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>>4210769
is this what being cucked feels like

>>4210836
don't worry, i can nuke a few millions every turn
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>>4210850
Actually, how many men can one of my cultists take on at once?
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>>4210825
To Eric Silverstein;USA;New York
I have recently acquired the coordinates to the Inca ruins in the amazons , As i need some armed forces to trek through the jungle i request your troops .
You may keep any artifacts as long as i take control of the temple and its access to the Iozh web.

Sincerely,
--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4210876
Depends in what kind of weapons they have, get some miniguns and semi-automatic rifles if you don't already have them (actually, do you have any weapons besides the ranch ones?)
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>>4210883
Silverstein is just a NY scammer, you fool
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>>4210876
My dear Readryth Bardeinam;
I see that you have not establish a lot your power outside of Texas, yet your military power could outdo many other gods in strait confrontation.
Depending on my success this round of the ocean game a may be able to provide with a kind of assistance that would be restricted.
My request would be simple.
The absorción of some of the regiments that you will defeat.

I await further developments

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝ xoxo
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>>4210884
Well I think we would have some miniguns and semi-automatic rifles, since M.B.G has miniguns. I think we might have almost every type of gun, including bazookas.
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>>4210892
Dear Duke of Darkness,
Are you implying that Silverstein would try to scam Us. That is quite sad , Thank you for your warning. We won't take it to heart and will continue this cordial relationship between us.

May the light shine upon you.

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4210904
i think that's the eldritches of pepes
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>>4210904
Yes.
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>>4210896
Dear sir KEK,

Well I can't say flattery never worked on me, especially good flattery. How about a platoon of 60 men and women(fully armed), plus M.B.G to sweeten the deal. So is it a deal?

Your's truly
-Readryth Bardeinam Qerel
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>>4210883
-Maria Becker, Frankfurt, Germany

Congratulations! You have been selected to become a shareholder in our new investment bank! If you deposit 100,000 dollars to our bank account, you will soon earn interests as high as 10%! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, don't miss it.

-Eric Silverstein's Office

Note: this is an automated message
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>>4210906
>>4210910
You were wrong Arkham, so so very wrong.
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>>4210946
I will send you a picture with all the personal information.
-Maria Becker
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>>4210948
yeah that's one ugly motherfucker
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>>4210948
>>4210953
pretty proud of myself
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>>4210952
Did this bullshit worked again?
QM?
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>>4210962
the best part is love sending it lol
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>>4210962
Enjoy your new HQ

>bank HQ (owned by Eric Silverstein)
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>>4210953
Truly the most Eldritch abomination of Eldritch abominations.
>>4210958
You should be.
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>>4210941
Dear Mr. Bardeinam Qerel;
I`m afraid i may need to rephrase my intentions.
If i manage to control the Chinese government I will be able to provide military grade equipment to you.
As well as create instability in the USA with my growing amount of followers.This will give you time to eliminate the country and take control of the land.
The specifics of my share can be discussed after you take control of the nuclear silos

Your business partner;

K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4210974
Dear sir KEK,

I see, I see. Apologies for the missunderstanding. Ok then it's a deal. It's a pleasure doing business with you.

Your business partner aswell,

-Readryth B Qerel.
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>>4210967
Silverstein you idiot! Ok, i think... I think i can fix this in next turn
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>>4210981
Dude, stop, that's a terrible idea
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>>4211006
let him learn, Gob
i know i did
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>>4211006
How would it be a terrible idea?
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>>4210974
""eliminate the country""
No no no no, not eliminate, just take control over some of the land.
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>>4211015
He's kek, the only reason you need
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>>4211015
You may destroy all his wall street brokers
>>4211017
Fair enough, I need the heavy industries
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>>4211020
Makes sense, don't worry Gob I wouldn't try to do that.

Ok, fair trade.
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Oh well i will need some help with kek later, so... Dear FA,

I'll propose you a deal, i will make your AoM even stronger, i will infect him with the power of darkness but without taking his control in exchange for a favor of yours i'll ask for later, so Arkham... Is it a deal?
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>>4211052
yup. deal.
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>>4211052
That is one trustworthy shadow face
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EIGHTEENTH TURN

Art: Corona-chan by Ayya Saparniyazova, Creative Commons license

>>4210723
Q: Can FA WARP NK?
Odds: 95%
Roll: 60
A: Yes

Q: Can Alicja poinpoint the nuke location?
Odds: 50/50 (she's infected)
Roll: 73
A: No

>FATHER ARKHAM

[WARPZONE] You WARP Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea. It is a true tragedy, killing many women and children, and turning others into mutant aberrations. People merge together or with animals and objects; their flesh and bone duplicate, like cancer, in an insectoid fashion. A group of a thousand person become a huge amoeba-like mass ressembling AKIRA, a cyclopean human centipede conceived by the most depraved mind. All lose their mind when seeing the horror around them.

Alicja sees all in her mind, and she laughs and rejoices. She takes her deck of tarot card (yes, this one >>4210392) and tries to find a hint about the missiles location. However, she does not understand Korean culture well enough to get a good reading. "I can't read the moon runes", she reports to you, "even though you are the moon, my Lord."

(Third action cancelled due to you not knowing where the nukes are.)

>>4210769
>>4210771
Q: Can KEK mass recruit in China?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (cult ranked at Superhuman 2 and China unprepared to this attack)
Roll: 88
A: Yes

Q: How do I roll this? 1d100 x1 mil?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 43
A: Yes

Q: How many Chinese people does he recruit?
Roll: 29 * 1,000,000 = 29,000,000

Q: Can he infect officials?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (keeping same odds)
Roll: 72
A: Yes

Q: Can he CORRUPT Maria Becker?
Power: Above Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 60
A: Yes

In the same style as Corona-chan earlier this year, you recruit many people in the glorious motherland by spreading images of PEPE (pic related).

However, because Chinese bureaucracy is notoriously inefficient, you can only infect low-ranking official.

[CORRUPT / PEPINA] Maria Becker takes her final, frogette form. This is absolutely beautiful, there's no words.

KEK
>Maria Becker (Avatar of Madness, PEPINA)
>Shin Ryujin (Korean idol)
>Eric Silverstein
>4 Hollywood actors
>30,000,000 cultists (China)
>20,000,000 cultists (worldwide)
>20 inquisitors (2channers)
>Gob's bank HQ
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>>4210799
Q: Does Imhotepkemet have competent people?
Cult Rank: Exceptional
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 98, 81
A: Yes

Q: Can Imhotepkemet recruit Botanists?
Power: Incredible (incl. bonuses)
Difficulty: Above Average (see Gob's DC)
Roll: 39
A: Yes

Botanist roll: 13 / 10 * 10k= 1,300

With the number of people in your cult, it's not difficult to find competent people. You give the battlesuits to veteran soldiers.

You show what the Sahara looked like when you were running the show. The Sahara was a green oasis, with lakes and rivers; it was very beautiful. Botanists join your cult en masse.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>+1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>87,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

>>4210803
Q: Is the expedition successful?
Odds: 50/50 (see prev. turns)
Rolls: 90, 54
A: Yes

Q: Can the Copts upgrade the monastery?
Odds: Very Likely (just copying Gob's odds)
Roll: 13
A: Critical Yes
Critical: double progress

You find the final room of the temple of Kinich Ahau, with the glimmering orb on an altar. All of your shadows are blinded and destroyed by the sun energy of the gem, but your hobos, with their pure heart, are able to grab it. For only one who has a pure heart, can put their hand on the Orb of the Sun. They recite a prayer to you, and bring it back to the HQ.

In Egypt, the shadows work on the monastery. They channel the energies of the Plane of Shadow. In appearance, the monastery now looks like ash-covered, dilapidated ruins -- a common occurence for shadow-touched buildings. However, it now carries the energy of the plane, making it life-draining for any living being that is not part of your cult. There are also many traps, of negative energy breathing gargoyle heads, or dark tentacles.

GOB
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>80 cultists (NY traders)
>7700 infected (Cairo, stage 3/3)
>3 cultists (Cairo politicians)
>2 cultists (Cairo colonels)
>30 soldiers (Cairo)
>80 cultists (Copts)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert
>shadow monastery (stage 3/3)
>bank HQ (owned by KEK)
>dragon blood plant
>+Maya temple (cleared 3/3)
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>>4211106
>>4210839
Q: Can he recruit?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 82
A: No

Q: Can he recruit AI engineers?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: High (super specific)
Roll: 83
A: No

Q: Can he find a hint about dragon blood?
Cult Rank (Amerindians): Minuscule
Difficulty: Superhuman (see turn 12, Dr. Evan's attempt)
Roll: 35
A: No

>READRYTH

You are unable to recruit anyone, be they commoners or AI engineers. Your horrific dreams only give people heart attacks. One person enters a coma and is indefinitely trapped in your dreamscapes, in a maze of tunnels, prey to the Mahars who are hunting them.

The Amerindians know nothing about dragon blood. Legends of dragons do not really exist in their culture.
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>>4211111
Pents deliver us as Gob obtains all three pieces of the summoning ritual. We tremble.
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>>4211111
Holy digits
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>>4211111
One question, my traders aren't inside the bank right?
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>>4211106
Theres a double digits
>88
does something happen?
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>>4211164
It must be below 6
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Rolled 58, 63, 44, 9, 65, 13, 61, 14, 50, 69, 84, 17, 14, 79, 42, 73, 27, 86, 11, 93 = 972 (20d100)

>>4211111
IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>+1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>87,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>Summoning Circle
>10 inquisitors

>Action 1: My army of botanists will pool their resources into searching for the dragons blood plant

>Action 2: Mass telepathy the ruling class

>Action 3: Mass telepathy the military
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Rolled 97, 68, 79, 48, 15, 74, 16, 99, 45, 13, 67, 54, 59, 64, 16, 56, 34, 13, 84, 40 = 1041 (20d100)

>>4211171
god damn right im the moon

>action 1: get Alicja a korean translator from between my worldwide followers, either by mentally broadcasting the request or by asking my interconnected followers in whatever dirty web forum they dwell
action 2: try to tarot the fuck out of those korean nukes
action 3: teleport jihakuza to north korea, have him search for nukes
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>>4211189
wow a 97
whats the worst that could happen when looking for a korean translator?
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>>4211106
>>4211189

My dearest roundness;
I have been permitted to return to your side and help you . I understand if you do not wish to see me now that i have been mark by your rival.I do hope you can find in you curvature the emotion to forgive me for i found joy in Kek and i do not wish to choose between my fathers.

Your love always

>the plan has been complete
>Rules;You may take action with her.
>She's a memetic agent so all affected by her become my cultist.
>She is still part of my cult so if you try to use her against me she will retaliate.
>If she dies under your care because your incompetence you will owe me a equivalent exchange decided by the QM
>she will not listen to my order while on a your missions (She will not steal artifacts you got)
> experimenting on her is prohibited
>breaking any of the rules will be a infracción and you will lose her again
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>>4211191
How did it feel when the Americans planted a flag on your ass
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>>4211191
sorry i was not fast enough to post it before your actions
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>>4211194
aaaaaaaaaaaa fuckkk don't do this to me i have feelings aaaaaa

damn let met think

>>4211195
ask the russians
we all have americans up our ass
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Rolled 11, 52, 72, 96, 37, 35, 4, 66, 96, 49, 34, 45, 16, 10, 67, 34, 31, 43, 76, 83 = 957 (20d100)

>>4211111

>make the hobos take the orb to the Tajik mountain camp, and if there is any cultist inside the bank, make them leave (go to their houses or something, but out of the bank, i don't know if that counts as an action tho, bc it's just walking, if it doesn't counts just do action 2 x2)

>infect silverstein and everyone inside the bank

>infect arkham's AoM jihakuza, but without taking his control (do i get a bonus to do this or something? I mean, bc it's a deal part and he accepted the infection)
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>>4211198
hey its cool, she just dodged a 97

>>4211194
ok so:

>If she dies under your care because your incompetence you will owe me a equivalent exchange decided by the QM
you know i got nothing back when they stole her from me
you take your chances. the QM stays out of this

>breaking any of the rules will be a infracción and you will lose her again
look i have an idea, and let it be known, im warning you beforehand. i wanna use [EVOLVE] on her. read what it does. that's my condition. what's your take?
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>>4211204
Implying the CAPTCHA to get in my buildings is not a image of the glorious kek
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>>4211206
I seriously thought she had already evolve , if i knew i wouldn't have keep this a surprise.
>dies for your incompetence
If she dies by the will of the dice gods you can do anything. I refer to suicide missions.
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>>4211209
...they are just walking out, not using the bank's page
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>>4211216
i nuked hiroshima to get her back (even though it was actually op lol). i don't want her dead. without [EVOLVE], some motherfucker or other is gonna down her sooner or later anyway

>>4211204
>72
oh god that can't be painless
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>>4211220
Sorry ,translated it wrong.
thank for clarifying
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>>4211226
Don't worry dude, If the action is average, i think with my high power it's a success
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>>4211226
Then you are free to try.
Just don't make her explode
The change of body won`t change alliances
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>>4211236
>Just don't make her explode
that's up to the gods of dice
that's why i warn you
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From the millions of follower KEK has , There must be at least 3 IA Engineers near Texas.
If Readryth is willing to take the risk of inviting them in he can hire them
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>>4211237
do it
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>action 1; Use the conexions of Shin Ryujin and my followers to produce a animated series of the life of Alex Jones,pic related. Founded by Eric Silverstein and the bank

>action 2; Pull from the bank to create merchandise for the series (mere memetic images) and ads for the TV targeting China , the USA and Japan.

>action 3 infect high ranking officials of the chinese government through their families and subordinates.

(Failsafe: in case the bank is destroyed by Gob each cultist can donate 1 $ for action 1 and 2)
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Rolled 86, 83, 11, 51, 7, 55, 13, 3, 15, 97, 54, 72, 8, 2, 91, 80, 59, 4, 57, 63 = 911 (20d100)

>>4211269
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>>4211273
Heh, you got a 11 too, random events time
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>>4211281
I think over 50 means the random event is bad right?
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>>4211285
No, in mythic you must roll a double under the number of chaos to a random event to happen, if not, no event (chaos is 6 so 66,55,44,33,22,11)
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>>4211287
Yes, and an 11 has been rolled. So the dm determines if the random event is good or bad now, yes?
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>>4211290
I think the 4th roll does
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>>4211290
Also, actually two 11's, i rolled one too
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>>4211292
Yes, which is a 51 for him, which was what I was saying.
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>>4211309
Oh, yeah that makes more sense than the 11 lmao
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Rolled 78, 93, 98, 2, 31, 3, 89, 65, 6, 46, 9, 83, 33, 1, 39, 98, 25, 15, 28, 12 = 854 (20d100)

>>4211114
........ Hey guys sorry I'm late. Just hating life because of how bad my roles are.

1: recruit some guys and gals into the gang.
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>>4211346
1,2&3:recruit some guys and gals into the gang.*
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>>4211350
so>>4211247
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>>4211346
you seem pretty justified
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>>4211350
I also got a 11 in infecting the chinese government.
Will you be interested in buying military grade equipment or do you want me to temporarily colapse the USA to take over.
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Rolled 66, 58, 71, 17, 93, 95, 82, 51, 33, 75, 53, 96, 26, 62, 80, 63, 58, 74, 58, 41 = 1252 (20d100)

>>4211355
Fuck didn't see that.

1,2&3: recruit some AI engineers.
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>>4211369
military grade equipments
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ffffffuck those bad rolls really took it out of me
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>>4211383
getting tanks or planes is going to be a bit difficult,
next turn i will send weapons(heavy, your boy should be able to take it) ,explosives and armored jeeps through Mexico. Bribing the police should not be to hard.
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>>4211403
Thank you so much. So so much
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bump
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>>4211281
>>4211285
>>4211287
>>4211290
Here's the one-page PDF with the Mythic charts:
https://archived.moe/files/qst/image/1572/37/1572371179215.pdf

The first chart is for ranked actions and Yes/No questions. The left side is for Action Ranks, the right side is for the Odds of Yes/No questions. (Note: Actions are not affected by Chaos, but Odds are.)

The second chart for random events.

The third chart to answer open-ended questions; it gives keywords that I have to interpret according to the context, it's kind of like reading tarot. In fact that's what it's inspired from.

So, for the nature of the random event, I roll on the second table, "STANDARD FOCUS TABLE", using the extra rolls (first 3 rolls are reserved to the 3 actions, in order).

I don't necessarily use the 4th roll for this. I use the extra rolls in order of action. So if the first action requires an extra roll, such as rolling for cultists, or anything that I need to roll for, it will use the 4th roll.
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>>4212214
I will also describe the neural network generators. I use them to replace Mythic's third table when I want to generate a specific NPC, item or location.

This Person Does Not Exist
https://thispersondoesnotexist.com
Generates a random NPC portrait. I've used it to generate "Maria Becker".

Transformer AI
https://talktotransformer.com
Generates random text / text completion. Very helpful to generate loot and shops (requires proper wording). I've used it to generate the "Gorgon".
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>>4212219
Useful tools
Thanks
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NINETEENTH TURN

>>4211171
Q: Can Imhotepkemet's botanists find the plant?
Odds: No Way + 4 RS (rough approximate for Above Average botanist cult rank) = Somewhat Likely
Roll: 58
A: Yes

Q: In Tajikistan too?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 9
A: Critical Yes

Q: Can he mass recruit in the ruling class?
Power: Incredible
DIfficulty: High (specialized + elite)
Roll: 63
A: Yes

Q: Can he mass recruit in the military?
Power: Incredible
Difficulty: Above Average (specialized)
Roll: 44
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 65
A: PC Negative
Rolls: 13, 61
A: Decrease of Death

Cult size decreases because of death plague
Loss Roll: 14 * 100 = 1,400

Forgot to roll for those so dumping at the end
Percentage of senate control roll: 50 / 2 = 25%
Percentage of military control roll: 69 /2 = 34.5%

1,300 plebeian botanists is certainly not as good as Dr. Ivy Evans, but your team manages to make a breakthrough by programming a neural network to analyze the massive database of unclassified plants and match it with a series of dragon-related patterns. They reduce the list to 100 possible plants, but by contacting local experts, eliminate most of them. They report to you having localized the most likely candidate as being located in the mountains of Eastern Tajikistan, in Kuhistan [unrelated to Kekistan], the region that borders China.

[RANDOM EVENT / PC Negative] Gob's Dark plague spreads to your cultists.

You use your pyramid to project your will to the senate and the military generals and colonels. You end up controlling 25% of the Egyptian senate and capitalist class, and 35% of the army. You have the most members in the nationalist party "New Wafd".

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>+1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>85,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Egyptian senate 25%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors
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>>4211204
Q: Can the hobos make it to Tajikistan?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 11
A: Critical Yes

Random Event roll: 96
A: NPC Positive

Q: La Maoista Luz?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 37
A: Yes

Inquisition roll: 35 * 10 = 350

Q: Is Silverstein in the bank?
Odds: Impossible (he has thousand of properties)
Roll: 4
A: Yes

Q: Can he infect Silverstein?
Power: High
Difficulty: Average - 5 RS (inside his HQ) = Minuscule 2
Roll: 52
A: Yes

Q: Can he infect Jihakuza?
Power: High
Difficulty: Minuscule 2 - 1 RS (consent) = Minuscule 3
Roll: 72
A: Yes

The hobos walk through three doors, and reach the Tajik camp. The cultists who were still in the bank HQ follow them.

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Positive] The counter-cult La Maoista Luz recruits a lot of people to fight the shadow world.

Eric Silverstein is surrounded and brought to the ritual room to be converted to the state of a shadow. His final words are: "Stop it! I will sue your ass off." A cultist slaps him.

"The inverted society has no hold in this basement. You are an evil, foreign merchant, and you do not have the right to hurt the American people anymore. We judge you as irremediably corrupt, and the verdict pronounced by Lord Gob, in his mercy, is that you will live as a shadow, a hungry ghost who eats pennies from the floor."

The international terrorist Jihakuza is willingly infected with Dark Plague.

GOB
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>80 cultists (NY traders)
>7700 infected (Cairo, stage 3/3)
>+1,400 infected (Cairo, stage 1/3)
>+Eric Silverstein, Jihakuza (stage 1/3)
>3 cultists (Cairo politicians)
>2 cultists (Cairo colonels)
>30 soldiers (Cairo)
>80 cultists (Copts)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert
>shadow monastery (stage 3/3)
>bank HQ (owned by KEK)
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>dragon blood plant
>+400 inquisitors (La Maoista Luz)
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>>4211189
Q: Can Alicja work with a competent Korean?
Odds: Has To Be
Roll: 97
A: Yes

Q: Can Alicja tarot the nukes?
Odds: 50/50 (see Turn 18) + 1 RS (has a translator) = Somewhat Likely
Roll: 68
A: Yes

Q: Can Jihakuza teleport to the nuke?
Power: Superhuman (no predefined power; using Arkham's)
Difficulty: Average
Roll: 79
A: Yes

>FATHER ARKHAM

Alicja hires a Korean anon to work with her, and explain in depth Korean culture and mythology, so tha she can understand their collective unconscious better and interpret the tarot results properly. It is still not enough, and she feels deeply confused by most of her interpretations, but when she holds the hands of the Korean woman and focuses on her own insanity, the visions become clearer. She discovered that the nukes are located "to the north" of the now WARPED Pyongyang. The Korean woman grows impatient with the medium's games, and tells her that the nukes are in the Yongbyon Nuclear Scientific Research Center. She tells her that the information is freely available on the Internet.

Jihakuza teleports to the Research Center. The security guards shoot at him, but he makes them mad. He finds the storage room, with a massive nuclear warhead.

>>4211269
>>4211273
Q: Can he produce the Alex Jones anime?
Odds: Has To Be (funds + advertising)
Roll: 86
A: Yes

Q: Can he create merchandise?
Odds: Very Like (lower odds because requires logistics)
Roll: 83
A: Yes

Q: Can he infect Chinese officials?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (slight odds China detects something)
Roll: 11
A: Critical Yes
Critical: double progress

Random event roll: 51
A: Move Away from a thread
=> Chinese bureaucracy more intricate than expected

Forgot to roll for those so dumping at the end
Youtube roll: 7 * 100k = 700k
Merchandise roll: 55 * 1 mil = 55 mil

Miss Ryujin produces an anime that relates Alex Jones' life; how he was recruited in the streets as an orphan child by his producer, Rob Jacobson; how he was trained in a secret school to learn the art of poisoning the well; and how, as an adult, he went on many covert missions for his friend President Donald Trump. The ad campaign is particularly useful at PEPE'ing new adepts.

You infect a second and third layer of Chinese bureaucracy. However, it is a true maze, a sky-reaching citadel that many foreign agents have tried to corrupt but failed miserably. It will take much more efforts to infect the inner circles of the CCP.

KEK
>Shin Ryujin (Korean idol)
>Eric Silverstein (landlord)
>4 Hollywood actors
>30,000,000 cultists (China)
>+76,000,000 cultists (worldwide)
>+China's bureaucracy: 3/10
>20 inquisitors (2channers)
>Gob's bank HQ
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>>4212333

>>4211373
Q: Can Readryth recruit AI engineers?
Appeal: Average
Difficulty: Average
Rolls: 66, 58, 71
A: No

Random event roll: 17
A: NPC Action

01-20: Amerindians
21-40: Engineers
41-60: Hobos
61-80: Undercity cattle
81-00: Science Against Witchcraft
Roll: 93

Science Against Witchcraft recruits AI engineers

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Action] Science Against Witchcraft hires many AI engineers to study how to disable the Gorgon, which their scouts have discovered, at the cost of their lives. Because of their devotion to the cult and well-designed propaganda, you become a pariah in the engineering social circles, and no one shows interest in your dreams.

(KEK has AI engineers that he's willing to transfer to you >>4211247.)

READRYTH
>Gorgon (metal bull)
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>3 cultists (Amerindians)
>3 engineers (Texas)
>3 battlesuits
>HQ defenses 3/3
>ranch undercity
>summoning circle
>+3 inquisitors, AI engineers (Science Against Witchcraft)
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Hey Kek, do you have any actions you want me to do?
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>>4212357
no this turn; now i need to adapt .
we have two gods ready for summoning
Take care and prepare.
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>>4212367
Wait, two gods? Who's the second after Gob?
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>>4212367
Your right, I should up my defenses and and gain more weapons.
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>>4212338
Hey, Jihakuza can only teleport himself and what he’s wearing right, he can’t just teleport the nuke?
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>>4212338
Is it known who is the director/administrator of NATO?
or do i spend a action
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Rolled 50, 81, 60, 95, 9, 83, 33, 81, 3, 64, 96, 56, 58, 45, 78, 72, 91, 92, 50, 89 = 1286 (20d100)

>>4212342

1: recruit some more men.

2: continue work on the undercity.

3: gain some weapons(legally)
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>>4212375
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>>4212398
I mean, he only has a warhead, not a missile. And I’m not sure he has the technical know-how to actually detonate a nuke, it’s pretty hard.

My main question is if he can teleport it or not.
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>>4212412
The design i know are from the 80' so thing have change,but the actual bomb was less than a couch, It was basically a nucleus of uranium and some 2 semi-spheres of metal that can reflect electrons. Add dinamite to close the sphere and it goes critical.
If he manages to take the parts he will probably kill himself but can make some dirty bombs
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I feel like every turn either A; I'm one of the most powerful Eldritch beings on the table, or B; one of the weakest beings who could be killed if one of the others wanted to.
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>>4212426
Nah, you got like 100 /Scaly/ cultist, you should be fine.
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>>4212426
Depends how physically strong your race is.
And if you want you could probably get Gob to share his summoning stuff with you seeing as he isn’t even trying to get summoned.
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>>4212440
I'll get summoned, but not yet, so i still need that stuff, but i can infect his cultists to make them stronger if he wants, i could even infect yours if you offer a good deal
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>>4212375
What if he's wearing a nuke?
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>>4212390
If you can find the info online then it is public knowledge

Jens Stoltenberg
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>>4212455
Now that would be frightening.
But absurd so I’ll just hope he isn’t able to.
Man I really should have gotten a teleportation power.
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>>4212338
Also, kek's still owner of the bank? I infected silverstein so i dunno
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>>4212435
Thanks Kek.
>>4212440
I think my race is a little stronger them the average Joe, but only by a little.
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>>4212461
Yep, pretty useful (desu you could have made a deal with me and i would just... Create a door to the orb in your pyramid or something lmao)
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>>4212476
Desu? What the heck? I wrote "desu"
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>>4212458
I have a plan but it will require me to sent emails of the typical kind. They will be directed to NPC so i wish to know if i must spend a action with each one
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>>4212478
Huh, weird thing, "to be honest"
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>>4212476
Well if you remember at the time you were creating a shadow plague in Cairo, the same shadow plague that’s currently infected my cultists.

So I kinda assumed we were not on “make a chill deal” terms
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>>42124youfYea but i never touched the pyramid- well i tried, but that was because i wanted to recruit Dr Daniel, now i have jones, so i have nothing against you rn
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>>4212487
>>4212493
Ignore the random tag and the "youf", the text kinda glitched before sending
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>>4212463
Silverstein is currently infected by both PEP's virus and the Dark Plague.

>>4212481
Communication to the NPCs of other players is free. Communication to an NPC that I control is an action, because I must roll to determine the outcome.
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Rolled 88, 55, 32, 74, 100, 16, 83, 20, 25, 40, 73, 95, 66, 39, 42, 2, 80, 59, 99, 62 = 1150 (20d100)

>>4212333
IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>+1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>85,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Egyptian senate 25%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors


Action 1: Teleport a team to eastern Tajikistan to search for the plant.

Action 2: I own a quarter of the Egyptian capitalist class. This gives me influence and funding of unspeakable levels. Begin construction, with government permission, of arcanomechanical factories, in the industrial heart of Alexandria.

This heralds the beginning of the interstellar alliance between the benevolent alien creature (not a god, these guys are kinda zealous) and the Egyptian government

Begin total technological uplift.

Action 3: Mass telepathy, ruling class.
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>>4212504
Oh no, double doubles.
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>>4212503
Hol up how does that work, we both control him?
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>Action 1;Keep infecting high ranking people in china by having memetic adds in products like water bottles (we disguise it as being the mascot)
>Action 2 Send military grade weapons from the chinese government vehicles to Readryth Bardeinam through Mexico, bribing the police and in China asks tell that they are for chinese spies in Panama
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>>4212519
>Action 3 send this
To Jens Stoltenberg,Oslo,Norway
Xion Melvin am I ,Regional manager of chinese department of esoteric incidents, writing on behalf of glorious Government.
During investigation of warp zone in North Korea, emerging magnetic field destroy near machines.
The transmision moved and now lives inside Terracota Army, the Government asked for investigation.
When we start, Terracota soldiers have move position forming symbols and somehow steal beer.
We require some scientists to contain anomaly before it moves again.

To your health best;

Xion Melvin, Xi àn, China
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>>4212517
You feel that you're slowly gaining control, but you are unaware of PEPE's effects.
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Rolled 41, 98, 81, 50, 26, 55, 52, 4, 82, 10, 82, 31, 79, 1, 97, 51, 85, 91, 6, 70 = 1092 (20d100)

>>4212519
correction
>action 2: ....If china asks...
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Rolled 69, 75, 46, 36, 56, 85, 59, 1, 58, 91, 79, 59, 24, 40, 7, 73, 41, 26, 89, 86 = 1100 (20d100)

>>4212524

oh boy here we go here we fucking go aaaaaa aaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

action 1: [EVOLVE] Love
action 2: [EVOLVE] Alicja
action 3: teleport nuke to safe haven
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>>4212550
where's the safe haven? random?
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>>4212560
yeah
im not saying it here cause i dont want imho to know
im shy
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Rolled 97, 38, 55, 12, 41, 65, 96, 45, 64, 46, 29, 91, 94, 89, 67, 15, 36, 87, 66, 79 = 1212 (20d100)

>>4212335
Meh, i'll just kill him

>send 30 shadows from el cairo to kill silverstein and throw his body through the temple door (i know where he is, they are more, and he isn't fully a shadow so this should be easy)

>make the copts and shadows in the monastery start the summoning circle

>infect a small area in the amazon jungle, with the huge vegetation and wildlife there, it should spread very fast

Nat 1 when
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>>4212461
mine is pretty expensive though
they have to survive 7 turns, then they risk exploding by evolving, and then they have to stay alive with human bodies
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>>4212617
Well your avatars once evolved appear to be pretty absurd, able to take on the North Korean army and five arcanomechanical battlesuits, teleport, phase through objects.

Granted my battlesuits refused to use their weapons on you and used rocks for some reason, but still.
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>>4212596
>97
OH LAWD
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>>4212596
>97
I mean, how? how do you fail that task if they're 20? They killed the wrong person or wtf?
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>>4212631
>97
>Silverstein sees how his previous lord want to kill him
>silverstein uses your plague to infect them with the KEK virus
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>>4212620
have you considered guns
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>>4212634
Pretty sure that doesn't make much sense, bc the kek virus only transmits through seeing the images, not like a regular virus
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>>4212645
yours does
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>>4212642
Well I assumed my battlesuits would use their electrical weapons so yes I did consider guns, didn’t work still.

A team of 5 battlesuits with electrical lances still only get unlikely odds of victory, and that’s even given their unique immunity to the AoM madness effect.

The evolved avatar is fuckstrong
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>>4212648
Dear Imhotepkemet;
Who pilots this suits. Normal humans ,Arco-engineers...Brains in a jar?
And how do the counter Father Arkham madness radius?

Satiate my curiosity please;

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4212648
yeah but they have one glaring weakness

laberynths

no single AoM is capable of solving even the most basic of laberynths without patient aid or very obvious hints despite their smarts
jihakuza himself would scream 'BUT HOW?' when one of his jihadists would simply draw a straight line from point A to point B
that's why alicja couldn't interpret the korean tarot visions.
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>>4212655
Currently I think I’ve got military guys in my 2 remaining functional suits, haven’t got around to repairing the 5 the AoM broke.

And they counter the madness through a combination of 1000IQ science, neural motion sensor interfaces granting full awareness without sight, and flex tape.
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>>4212662
Clearly you are trying to tempt me into making gigantic elaborate labyrinths full of death traps and the occasional Minotaur, and an orb of crystalline perfection.

My interest is piqued.
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>>4212694
>Decides to build dungeon in Cairo
>Law of physics already stretched by Father Arkham
>build base as a tesseract
>all humans minds madden trying to comprehend it
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>>4212700
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TWENTIETH TURN

After this post, Chaos Level increases to 7. Things will get slightly crazier...

Art: "RWBY-Beringel" by arvalis, Creative Commons license

>>4212394
Q: Can Read recruit more men?
Appeal: Average
DC: Average
Roll: 50
A: Yes

Cultist roll: 95

Q: Can he improve the undercity?
Odds: Very Likely (same odds as to improve above ground)
Roll: 81
A: Yes

Q: Can he gain weapons legally?
Odds: Very Likely (see Turn 11)
Roll: 60
A: Yes

Your monstrous community is not very attractive, but you recruit "hideous ape-like beasts" which are the result of "centuries of isolation and inbreeding" (cf. Lovecraft's "The Lurking Fear"). The ape-like beasts are strong but intellectually inferior, and become subordinate to the Readryth's Species cultists.

The undercity is enlarged to build living quarters for the apes. They are not to sleep in the same quarters as the true cultists, or that would ruin their inbred evolution.

Although your weapon arsenal is already more than complete, you buy submachine guns and bazookas for the apes.

READRYTH
>Gorgon (metal bull)
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>+100 cultists (apes)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>3 cultists (Amerindians)
>3 engineers (Texas)
>3 battlesuits
>HQ defenses 3/3
>ranch undercity
>summoning circle
>3 inquisitors, AI engineers (Science Against Witchcraft)
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>>4212504
Q: Can Imho teleport a team to Tajikistan?
Odds: Somewhat Likely (see Turn 12)
Roll: 88
A: No

Q: Where does he get teleported
Site: https://www.random.org/geographic-coordinates
A: Cane River Conservation Park, Australia, Latitude: -22.12820, Longitude: 115.52589

Q: Can he begin the construction of factories?
Cult Rank: Superhuman
DC: Incredible (estimated required wealth)
Roll: 55
A: Yes

Random Event roll: 74
A: PC Positive
Roll: 100, 16
A: Change of Love
=>As predicted, the Copts return to the true pharaoh

Q: Can he convert more of the ruling class?
Power: Incredible
DC: High (see previous turn)
A: Yes
Roll: 32 / 2 = 16%

Cult size decreases because of death plague
Loss Roll: 83 * 100 = 8,300

The Teleportarium fails again, and brings your cultists to the middle of Australia.

You buy a textile factory in Alexandria, and your eldritch engineers begin turning it into an arcanomechanical factory. It's legal, but many people protest about it, because they view it as a non-Muslim invasion of their land. The police beats up the protesters and even kills a few of them.

Your influence in the rule class is becoming clear. Dr. Daniel Jackson works full time as your ambassador at NATO, because there's growing concern that an alien entity gains immense political power in such a short amount of time.

[RANDOM EVENT / PC Positive] The Copts forsake the Faith of Goblin, and beg to return to your cult. That seems insignificant.

The Dark Plague spreads further, turning your citizens into creatures of shadow...

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>77,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>+80 cultists (Copts)
>+Egyptian senate 41%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Eldritch Factory 1/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors
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>>4212930
>>4212519
>>4212524
>>4212522
Q: Can he infect more of glorious China?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (see previous turn)
Roll: 41
A: Yes

Q: Do the water bottles give a memetic progress bonus?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 50
A: Yes

Q: Can he transfer Chinese weapons to Readryth?
Odds: Very Unlikely (someone must notice)
Roll: 98
A: Critical No
Critical: INQUISITION

Q: Is the letter effective?
Odds: 50/50 (they should want to follow even obvious bait)
Roll: 81
A: No

You gain more and more influence in the Chinese bureaucracy, as PEPE spreads, helped by contaminated water bottles.

Transferring weapons to Mexico was a bad move. The surveillance system of China is highly sophisticated, and you get caught. The Chinese government investigates the events, and find that they make no sense. The official is unable to explain rationally why he'd transfer weapons to non-existent spies. They are suspicious that it's an attack from the Sphere, and begin implementing anti-memetic and anti-psionic defenses against alien infiltration.

"-To Xiong Melvin, Xi'an, China

Mr. Xiong,

We will require photo or video evidence of the esoteric incidents that you describe before we send a team of occultists to assist. We find particularly strange that statues would steal beer.

-NATO office"

>KEK
>Shin Ryujin (Korean idol)
>Eric Silverstein (landlord)
>4 Hollywood actors
>30,000,000 cultists (China)
>76,000,000 cultists (worldwide)
>China's bureaucracy: 5/10
>20 inquisitors (2channers)
>+CCP inquisition
>Gob's bank HQ

>>4212550
>>4212595
Q: Can he EVOLVE Love?
Power: Superhuman
DC: Average
Roll: 69
A: Yes

Q: Can he EVOLVE Alicja?
Power: Superhuman
DC: Average
Roll: 75
A: Yes

Q: Can he teleport the nuke?
Power: Superhuman
DC: Awesome (rated "absurd" >>4212461)
Roll: 46
A: Yes

Q: Where's the safe haven?
Site: (see above)
A: Qinghai Mountains, China, Latitude: 35.03282, Longitude: 95.80860

The girls both EVOLVE. Love's beauty in her PEPINA form is ethereal, in a goblinesque way.

Abdul-Rahman teleports the warhead to a safe haven in the inhabited Qinhai Mountains of China, the new hot spot for eldritch activities. One could say that it's absurd how much power this man has, but at the same time, he's the child of a horror that has nuked many cities.

FATHER ARKHAM
>Alicja Podgórna (tarot telepath, EVOLVED)
>70 cultists (Muslims)
>40 jihadist mobsters
>500 cultists (worldwide)
>Avatars of Madness: Abdul-Rahman Fahim (EVOLVED), Maria Becker (EVOLVED, PEPINA)
>Inquisitors: Project EARTHGATE, Project KIRA
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>>4212930

>>4212596
Q: Can Gob kill Silverstein?
Odds: Has To Be
Roll: 97
A: Yes

Q: Can he get his summoning circle?
Cult Rank: High
DC: Above Average
Roll: 38
A: Yes

Q: Can he infect the Amazon jungle?
Power: High
DC: Average
Roll: 55
A: Yes

Random Event roll: 12
A: NPC Action
01-20: Dr. Evans
21-40: Tajiks
41-60: shadow monks
61-80: Cairo authorities
81-99: La Maoista Luz
00: Nyarlathotep
Roll: 41

Rolls: 65, 96
A: Attach of The public

After achieving the supreme state of darkness, Silverstein is sacrificed, and his body dumped in the swampy temple. A quite beautiful tomb, for a rat; such is the mercy of the Dark God.

Copts and shadows gather in the monastery, the draw the summoning circle. They draw it with a mixture of blood and ink, and infuse it with the energies of darkness. Incantation in the corrupted and incomprehensible language of shadow are recited, and the circle is ready. All horrors tremble. The three ingredients have been gathered, and your summoning is awaiting...

In the jungle of Amazon, your corruption spreads...

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Action] The cheese production of your monastery make your monks quite popular among the local population.

GOB
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>80 cultists (NY traders)
>Dark Plague in Cairo, the Amazon Forest
>7700 infected (Cairo, stage 3/3)
>+1,400 infected (Cairo, stage 2/3)
>+8,300 infected (Cairo, stage 1/3)
>+Eric Silverstein, Jihakuza (stage 1/3)
>3 cultists (Cairo politicians)
>2 cultists (Cairo colonels)
>30 soldiers (Cairo)
>10 cultists (hobos)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert
>shadow monastery (stage 3/3)
>bank HQ (owned by KEK)
>summoning circle
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>dragon blood plant
>+400 inquisitors (La Maoista Luz)
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Dear Readryth Bardeinam
Do to a overestimation on my part i will not be able to provide you with the military equipment that i promised.
I will refrain making more promises while i restructure my plan.

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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Dear Father Arkham;
One of your important assets appears to be lost in the middle of the chinese mountain ranges.
I currently control only 0.05 percent of the chinese population but they will probably be talking a lot about Shien Ryujin or that Alex Jones anime, so not difficult to spot.
As long as you draw lots of attention off the cult of KEK while you leave China you may seek assistance in my cultist

Good luck

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4212944
>bank HQ (owned by KEK)
I just killed silverstein, the one who connected kek to the bank, why is it still saying kek?
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>>4213022
>CAPTCHA
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>>4213022
Because I did not update that part of the text. Now the bank belongs to Silverstein's heirs.
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>>4212930
....monkey....i have...monkey....NICE!!!!!!
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>>4213026
Again, that makes no sense
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>>4212992
you used the right PEPE for that call
fine i'll be your lure.

op i have to ask, would sending Love, Alicja, and Jihakuza after the nukes in korea count as a single action or as three actions?
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>>4213034
If they travel together, 1 action; if they travel separately, 3 actions
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Rolled 15, 36, 31, 47, 18, 37, 18, 1, 24, 13, 57, 62, 79, 32, 14, 88, 52, 35, 26, 81 = 766 (20d100)

>>4213038
the way i parse this is: if they travel together its much safer, but if they travel each on their own they could bring more nukes
i could be wrong lol

>action 1: send Alicja, to be called from now on The Magicion, after nukes in nuked korea.
>action 2: send Love after nukes in nuked korea.
>action 3: send Jihakuza after nukes in nuked korea.
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>>4212975
Dear Kek.

All is good friend! take your time and make sure you are safe.

-Readryth B Qerel.
(P.S don't worry about the weapons my friend, for i have MONKEY!)
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>>4213033
>open your computer to work
>"Click on the frogs to confirm you are human"
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>>4212678
Hey gob what do you want to stop doing your annoying plague throughout all of Egypt?
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Rolled 48, 49, 3, 8, 31, 66, 51, 15, 54, 74, 49, 20, 77, 11, 19, 10, 40, 35, 54, 38 = 752 (20d100)

>>4212944

>get summoned

>infect brooklyn (x2)

So... What are the benefits of getting summoned?
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>>4213110
A massive power increase and I’m assuming literally everything gets easier when you can do it in person.
Also Reality quakes, oceans boil, ect
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>>4213095
Uh... I dunno, what do you offer?

>>4213118
Heh, cool
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>>4213131
Uh... like 2 million dollars cash if you just end the plague? You could do some shit with that.
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>action 1 and 2;
Make all my follower send pick to all their contacts
use celebrities to disguise it as a game to see who can send it to the the most people. Keep a scoreboard on Reddit
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Rolled 28, 26, 56, 47, 92, 10, 34, 85, 70, 95, 23, 41, 13, 44, 27, 27, 78, 68, 56, 54 = 974 (20d100)

>>4212930
1: try to teach the apemen {Deadeye}

2: get some automated manufacturing technology (legally or illegally)

3: recruit some more men.
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>>4213136
Money is easy to get, not enough
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>>4213151
I’ll throw some tech stuff at you once I’ve got my factory running then, you can’t replicate any of that arcano-tech stuff on your own.
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Rolled 66, 57, 63, 27, 69, 75, 50, 42, 37, 61, 59, 90, 93, 83, 41, 15, 43, 36, 58, 30 = 1095 (20d100)

>>4213140
>action 3; send this email.
To Jens Stoltenberg,Oslo,Norway
The situation has become critical, we can no longer keep guards at the side during the night.
It looks like a frat house and somehow Amusement Park attractions have appeared.the terracotta soldiers have also taken strange patterns.
Some try to form gigant pyramids while others seem to center themself around yoga balls. Then other disguise themselves as dragons , aristocrats or salamanders. We fear taking objects out in case it will liberate the anomaly.
Please send your most competent team for we fear we cannot contain it inside the building for much longer.

Help us
Xion Melvin, Xi àn, China
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>>4213151
>>4213156
take the deal gob, that stuff won't be in this planet next turn lol
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>>4213156
Alright, give me 10.000 of those Anti-Arkham arcano-tech super-armors that you used for your soldiers and egypt will be free
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Hey QM, two questions, one; how much money do i have, and two; how strong is my race/Readryth friends.
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>>4213189
but he has like 6?
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>>4213196
With the factory i think he can make even more
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Rolled 48, 14, 96, 33, 37, 7, 86, 67, 32, 81, 93, 56, 18, 56, 76, 69, 87, 1, 58, 55 = 1070 (20d100)

>>4212936
IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson
>Graham Hancock and his website
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>77,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>+80 cultists (Copts)
>+Egyptian senate 41%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Eldritch Factory 1/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

Action 1: Sigh, try the teleporter again. Send another team through to the right location this time to search for the plant.

Action 2: Continue working on the factory

Action 3: Move the orb to a secure location safely where it cannot be nuked in case shit goes down.
With my cult rating I don’t think I can fail this.

If this is so simple it doesn’t require an action then continue factory work
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>>4213189
I’ll promise you one for every cultist only if you end it now.
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>>4213261
can i get some antigob armors then
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>>4213265
Those are called flamethrowers
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>>4213265
Sure, I’m perfectly down to sell arms to both sides of this conflict.
Your price is not nuking me and my factory will pump out shit to fight everyone.
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QM, How many cultist can be transformed by KEK in one action?
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>>4213274
you know damn well that was sarcasm
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>>4213244
(Laughs in wormhole doors)

>>4213261
Aight, gimme a turn or two and i'll get most of them out (i think there are some i can't control yet, and those will probably infect more people next turn so i need some time to actuall get them out lmao)
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>>4213315
I'm a businessman.

And hey, god knows you'll need them, you need heavy protection once you're summoned and your own minions cant cut it alone.
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>>4213323
lets just say i have other means of acquisition
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>>4213335
Are you going to send the nukes into meltdown by warping them?
I do not remember if your cult was immune to your explosions.

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4213344
nah, they boom like anyone else
but yeah, they AoMs don't mind warp zones cuz
thats how they see everything lol
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Also, after being summoned we can still do stuff in the other side of the world with our mind? (Recruiting, using powers and all that stuff) I mean, we're like gods after all
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>>4213110
>So... What are the benefits of getting summoned?

1) Your Power increases
2) Your Power is not stopped by tinfoil and lead anymore
2) You gain the benefist of Physique and Presence

"Power: This increases massively when you're summoned. "
"Presence: The higher this is, the worse stronger the consequences there are for mortals looking at you or being in your presence. ie: turning into pillars of salt, mutating into fish people, going insane, rising from the dead, etc. Also affects how strong your cultists are compared to normal humans after you're summoned."

>>4213191
>how much money do i have
I do not keep track of money. If I think that you might not have enough money for something, I make a Cult Rank roll. Same system as d20 Modern Wealth.

>how strong is my race/Readryth friends.
Completely overpowered, due to "obtaining a large portion of Readryth's power".

>>4213298
>How many cultist can be transformed by KEK in one action?
I do not know, it is determined by rolls.
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>>4213110
You can insure victory by prevening others from being summoned.

"Preventing others from being summoned requires you either kill the horror's entire cult (can't make the summoning circle), destroy all the Orbs of Crystalline Power (after being summoned yourself of course), or altering the world to make cultivating dragon blood impossible (again, after being summoned yourself unless you plan to cause the cascade). A horror who has already been summoned can be killed, either by another horror, or by humans if they haven't invested enough in physique and aren't well liked. A dead horror loses the game, no takebacks, no resurrection, and they don't get to take part in a tie."
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How ridiculus would be carving the face of KEK on the moon with nukes would be?
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>>4214256
Sounds like an excellent plan, though the image might be a bit fuzzy. Try lasers
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I guess its time i got started fuking aorund with the SCP foundation
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>>4214283
>so many grammar mistakes
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TWENTY-FIRST TURN

The pics are too funny! >>4213057 >>4213140 >>4213158

Art: "The Black Man" (Nyarlathotep) by Jens Heimdahl, Creative Commons license

>>4213110
Q: Can Gob get summoned?
Cult Rank: High
DC: Average
Roll: 48
A: Yes

Q: Can Gob infect Brooklyn?
Power: High
DC: Average
Rolls: 49, 3
A: Critical Yes
Critical: double rolls

Cairo roll: 8
Amazon roll: 31
Brooklyn roll: 66, 51

You appear in the center of the summoning circle, with your faithful cultists chanting your name. Finally, you have succeeded! Behold the Glory of Gob! The skies all over the Earth are blackened by clouds of shadow. In a 10 km radius from your monastery, everything is replaced with their analogue from the Plane of Shadow; strange, distorted buildings, ruins, shadow-tained creatures and monsters. All of your cultists around the world turn into shadows, as if infected by the last stage of Dark Plague, with the exception of Dr. Evans who retains her human form.

The quarantine in Cairo is not working anymore. Your plague spreads freely in Cairo, the Amazon Forest, and Brooklyn. The infection rate is much higher than previously, and the plague seems unstoppable.

GOB (summoned)
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>Jihakuza
>Dark Plague in Cairo, Amazon Forest, Brooklyn
>80 traders (NY)
>270 shadows (NY)
>3 politicians, 2 colonels, 30 soldiers (Cairo)
>61,240 shadows (Cairo)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert
>bank HQ
>shadow monastery (stage 3/3)
>+400 inquisitors (La Maoista Luz)

>>4213045
Q: Can The Magicion, Love, Jihakuza find more nukes?
Odds: Somewhat Likely (see Turn 19)
Rolls: 15, 36, 31
A: Critical Yes

The Magicion detects nuclear missiles stored in the military base of Chungjinsi. Your avatars of madness all teleport in the base, and kill everyone using the power of madness. The head of a madman explodes, covering the wall with blood and brains.
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>>4213145
Q: Can he teach {Deadeye} to the apes?
Power: Exceptional
DC: Average
Roll: 28
A: Yes

Q: Can he get automated manufacturing technology?
Odds: 50/50 (taking same odds as Gorgon)
Roll: 26
A: Yes

Q: Can he recruit more men?
Appeal: Average
DC: Average
Roll: 56
A: No

You begin training the apes in {Deadeye}, in the dream world where their intellect is not hindered by their lower form, with a reward of flesh when they perform well (this is referenced in Lovecraft's story, "Beyond the Wall of Sleep").

>"[...] He was unfit to bear the active intellect of cosmic entity. His gross body could not undergo the needed adjustments between ethereal life and planet life. He was too much an animal, too little a man."

The engineers show your plans to build a small-sized factory using 3D printers, to manufacture the technology that you require. In theory, it would be powerful enough to manufacture metal weapons.

READRYTH
>Gorgon (metal bull)
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>100 cultists (apes, Deadeye 1/3)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>3 cultists (Amerindians)
>3 engineers (Texas)
>3 battlesuits
>HQ defenses 3/3
>ranch undercity
>summoning circle
>3 inquisitors, AI engineers (Science Against Witchcraft)

>>4213158
>>4213140
Q: Can the celebrities infect a lot of people?
Odds: 50/50
Rolls: 66, 57
A: Yes

Random Event roll: 27
A: NPC Action
01-20: Ryujin
21-40: Hollywood
41-60: Silverstein's heirs
61-80: 2chan Inquisitors
81-99: CCP
00: Nyarlathotep
Roll: 69

Infection roll: 75 * 10 mil = 750,000,000

Q: Does NATO send a team to Xi'an?
Odds: Somewhat Likely (increased as he provided evidence)
Roll: 63
A: Yes

Your followers spread the PEPE infection to all of their contacts. You now control a large portion of mankind.

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Action] The Inquisitors of 2channel notice the unnatural infection, and write a report to NATO. The PRISM program of NSA had already picked up on the abnormal spread of PEPE. The NSA feared it was an insurgence. Because of this, the keyword PEPE had become highest priority, and NATO listens to the Inquisitors. They corrobate this knowledge with recent events, the strange Plebbit scoreboard, and validate it as likely true. The global phone and Internet networks are immediately shun-down. Project EARTHGATE and Project KIRA make PEPE their second priority, and the black clouds, third.

An elite SWAT team is dispatched is to Xi'an.

LORD KEK
>Shin Ryujin (Korean idol)
>PEPINA
>4 Hollywood actors
>280,000,000 cultists (China)
>576,000,000 cultists (worldwide)
>China's bureaucracy: 5/10
>Inquisitors: 20 2channers, CCP, Project EARTHGATE
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>>4214405

>>4213244
Q: Can Imho teleport a team?
Odds: Somewhat Likely (see prev. turns)
Roll: 48
A: Yes

Q: Can he improve the factory?
Cult Rank: Superhuman
DC: Incredible (see prev. turn)
Rolls, 14, 96
A: Critical Yes

A team of 50 botanists and 100 cultists is teleported to Tajikistan. They leave the cursed Stygian sands behind, but despite the distance, they find that what was once the land of the proud Scyths and Tocharians has too devolved into barbaric culture, destroyed by the ritualism of Mohammedism.

Factory work is improved steadily. The workers become very scared when they understand the level of technology involved. Many invoke the lunar god's name and refuse to work, but get swallowed whole by the machinery, while the supervisors are laughing wickedly.

The orb is transported in a nondescript vehicle to another Egyptian location, which only you know. Fake orbs are transported toward other places, as decoy [a minimum for an IQ of 1000].

You lose 7,000 cultists from Gob's Plague and the disappearance of the south-eastern part of Cairo.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson, Graham Hancock
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>70,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Egyptian senate 41%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Eldritch Factory 2/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors
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I really enjoy the game of Eldritch Horror. I'm thinking that a shared character like KEK is the ultimate anti-flaking measure. If you run a game with two shared characters competing against each other, it would drastically reduce effort on the QM's part. That would also make the game crazier, which I think is a positive point.
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>>4214408
Oi gob, Knock off that plague, told you already. At least budge it a bit away from me
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Dear Father Arkham;
This turn PEPINA needs to to do a mission for me. I`m sorry for the inconvenience. You may use my net of cultists to more discreetly extract the nukes from north korea.

Our ends may come if we are not careful

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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Rolled 33, 34, 30, 74, 74, 3, 58, 68, 21, 38, 56, 86, 30, 76, 52, 96, 73, 98, 76, 63 = 1139 (20d100)

>>4214408
IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson, Graham Hancock
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>70,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Egyptian senate 41%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Eldritch Factory 2/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

Action 1: Search for the plant, botanists ahoy

Action 2: Search for the plant, but again, two samples are better than 1, or 0

Action 3: Get that factory done, it’s to be overseen by a few arcano engineers
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>>4214449
I think that’s a positive random event, I hope.
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>>4214407
>action 1;using the power of infinite-chan and the chinese part of the government i control Declare a emergency state in which we will eliminate the infected parts of China.
>to test who is infected they will make a Rochart like test( which is in fact a memetic agent).
>many will be converted and others will "fail". purging this way we keep appearances up

>action 2 ; Send PEPEINA to infect the team of elite units send to Xi'an. With the betrayal made by the officials and PEPINA'S presence that should catch them.

>action 3;Use the infinite-chan power to learn the location of one of the orbs of crystalline Perfection
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Rolled 3, 26, 26, 95, 71, 79, 47, 21, 95, 31, 46, 17, 33, 91, 28, 91, 27, 18, 21, 92 = 958 (20d100)

>>4214471
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>>4214472
FUCK YEAH!!!
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>>4214471
QM, Should i blow up Xi'an to cover the tracks of PEPINA?
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>>4214426
I’m really enjoying it too, stakes keep rising higher and higher.
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>>4214492
I do not provide advice, but I express my disapproval.
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>>4214492
The Xi'an tomb is entirely surrounded by mercury (cf. Legend of the Ancient Sword), if you bomb it, it will cause terrible damage to the soil and the destruction of cultural heritage.
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>>4214428
no peoblwm

so do i have the nukes or are they still there in that base

>>4214496
im mcfucking loving this. op puts enough effort into making up events to make me look forward to reading about the other horrors
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>>4214533
They are still in the base, but the base has been cleared
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Rolled 65, 45, 77, 35, 23, 91, 55, 64, 16, 51, 99, 47, 85, 48, 100, 31, 76, 62, 36, 73 = 1179 (20d100)

>>4214449

>action 1: get jihakuza to extract nukes to same secret hideout
>action 2: same for The Magicion, and yes that was a typo but wtv
>action 3: warp zone 5km under imho's pyramid for old times sake
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>>4214539
You know, if that nukes yield is great enough you might be able to catch Cairo and the Giza plateau, nuking my pyramid and killing Gob.
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>>4214546
>While doing eldritch gods things your cultists summon your aid
>A box has appeared at the door of your piramid and no one Knows how it got there
>It vibrates softly
What do you do?
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>>4214565
Kekistani anime dragon dildos have to be the single worst thing I or anyone could receive.
Mail it to over to Gob’s shadow cathedral
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>>4214569
>>After being summoned one of your cultist bring you the box
>>The box was sent by Imhotepkemet and no explanation was given about it
>> As you are handed the box you hear it bark
>What do you do?
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Rolled 38, 57, 74, 6, 46, 100, 86, 81, 4, 96, 31, 52, 42, 3, 52, 33, 47, 36, 96, 25 = 1005 (20d100)

>>4214407
1: continue work on the ape-men {Deadeye} training.

2: have the gang get necessary materials to make the 3D printers.

3: look for a good candidate to begin the {A key to a better you} training.
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>>4214572
>Kekistani anime dragon dildos have to be the single worst thing I or anyone could receive.
Send the box to arkham
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>>4214539
>You receive a summon from your cultist
> A shadow portal appeared on the roof of the ceiling and drop the box then disappeared
>you decide to kick the box to see what happens and it moans
what do you do?
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>>4214595
I had no idea how Arkham would kick something so I made this helpful visual aid.
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>>4214601
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Rolled 57, 99, 3, 41, 42, 57, 36, 59, 38, 68, 85, 68, 48, 9, 88, 77, 30, 8, 63, 27 = 1003 (20d100)

>>4214405

>create a door connected from the monastery to the white house and send all the shadows in el cairo to infect the capitol and the supreme court in washington D.C (and everything in the way) and claim the white house as our new HQ, turning it to the plane of shadow (infecting everyone inside too, if trump's inside it would be great) (x2)

>infect russian military bases

Their powers will fall, and from the ashes, the darkness will finally rise again!
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>>4214595
>>4214601
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>>4214614
Aw hell, i think i sent my shadows to somewhere else or something, but hey i got a juicy 3
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>>4214620
I don’t even want to know what’s in there
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>>4214628
Trust me , you want to
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>>4214546
hey thats a great idea, i get to kill two eldritch gods with one sto-eight fucking korean nukes.

>>4214595
open it, i'll turn the dildos into armor for jihakuza

>>4214601
this visual is helpful and fulfills all expectations
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>>4214682
>you open the box and peak the inside,
>a flesh textured orb rest inside
>its throbs while its iridescent skin parts
>the wound reveals a thoothy grin and it wispers
"roll for genitalia"
>A flash of ligth blinds you
>when you come back to your senses the orb is gone
>only a mucus stain remains where it rested
>then you notice the change

roll 1d10
1-4 you are now a male
5-8 You are now a female
9-10 You become a neko, get cat ears and a tail
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4214687

plz no 10 plz no 10 plz no 10 plz no 10 plz n
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>>4214700
Somehow the gigant space ball is now a female.
... I don't want to imagine the anatomy...
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>>4214705
when i wear this skirt im a girl
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>>4214710
Are you Mother Arkham now?
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>>4214714
no that's another eldritch horror and its absolutely fucking terrifying
and its me saying it
im just Father Arkham with a skirt and emotional issues
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>>4214719
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>>4214755
Nice
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>>4214755
perfect
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>>4214755
Haha looks exactly like him
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>>4214405
TWENTY-SECOND TURN

Art: Hastur by Shankss991, Creative Commons license

>>4214449
Q: Can Imho find the plant?
Odds: No Way (cf. Turn 17)
Rolls: 33, 34
A: Yes, Yes

Random event roll: 74
A: PC Positive
Rolls: 74, 3
A: Divide of Environment

Q: Can he finish the factory?
Cult Rank: Superhuman
DC: Incredible
Roll: 30
A: Yes

Your team travels from village to village to interview people about the presence of another "scientific team". It allows them to find Dr. Evan's abandoned camp and, from there, use German sherpherds to backtrack where she went to collect the plant. You find the dragon plant in the geological eye of the mountain.

[RANDOM EVENT / PC Positive] The engineers imitate the genius of Archimedes, and build a defensive wall of mirrors to reflect sunlight and destroy shadows, should they approach. Of course, this requires the skies to clear, first...

The final step of the Factory is completed. The engineers feed all of the workers to the machines, to steal the lifeforce from them. The supervisor, who were laughing earlier, share the same fate. The Factory will be driven by the spirit of their agony and anger.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson, Graham Hancock
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>70,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Egyptian senate 41%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Eldritch Factory 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

>>4214576
Q: Can the ape-men make progress in DEADEYE?
Power: Exceptional
DC: Average
Roll: 38
A: Yes

Q: Can the gang collect 3D printer material?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (easy)
Roll: 57
A: Yes

Q: Can he find a candidate for A KEY TO A BETTER YOU?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 74
A: Yes

The ape-men are trained further in {Deadeye}. They beg you to stay in the dream ranch to train more with you. They are spirits of light trapped in the body of vile beasts, because such is their tragic karma. Once upon a time, they were heroic warriors and demon hunters, but to destroy a particularly powerful demon, they made the choice of sacrificing many innocent lives.

The gang buys metal 3D printers, and begin to connect them together to make a forge. They build it in the tunnels so that rain won't damage it.

You find that the leader of the ape-men, the one with the most tragic karma of all, is the best candidate in your community for {A Key to a Better You}. In the dreamworld, he's the most refined gentleman; in the physical world, he's but a brute. His potential is clear.

READRYTH
>Gorgon (metal bull)
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>100 cultists (apes)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>3 cultists (Amerindians)
>3 engineers (Texas)
>3 battlesuits
>HQ defenses 3/3
>+forge 2/3
>ranch undercity
>summoning circle
>3 inquisitors, AI engineers (Science Against Witchcraft)
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>>4214614
aren't we gonna talk about how utterly fucked the russians are
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>>4215024

>>4214471
>>4214472
Q: Do a lot of people take the Rochart test?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 3
A: Critical Yes

Q: Can PEPINA infect the team?
Odds: A Sure Thing (EVOLVED)
Roll: 26
A: Yes

Q: Can infinite-chan find clues about an orb?
Odds: No Way (see Turn 5)
Roll: 26
A: Yes

/pol/ generator
Rolls: 71, 79, 47, 21
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/71779049/#71794721
Movie "ER IST WIEDER DA"
=> Adolf Hitler had an orb
=> Reichsapfel, The Imperial Orb

The Chinese government creates a special anti-memetics unit to detect foreign psionic agents. They recruit the parapsychologist Wang Xihong to design the tests. Out of sheer luck, Wang is also a PEPE agent. He sees on INFINTE_CHAN the Rorschach Test of your design, and creates a fake study to show it has been effective at detecting abnormal subjects. The government runs their own test with it, and confirm the results. As a result, all layers of the bureaucracy are infected, except the highest.

PEPINA teleports to Xi'an, and infects the foreign NATO team who had been dispatched there.

The INFINTE_CHAN community finds clue about the Orb of Crystalline Power. An anon answers that it strongly reminds him of the Reichsapfel, the Imperial Orb that was rumored to be in the possession of Adolf Hitler, but disappeared at the same time as him, at the end of World War 2.

KEK
>Shin Ryujin (Korean idol)
>PEPINA
>4 Hollywood actors
>280,000,000 cultists (China)
>576,000,000 cultists (worldwide)
>China's bureaucracy: 7/10
>Inquisitors: 20 2channers, CCP, Project EARTHGATE

>>4214539
Q: Can Jihakuza extract the nukes?
Power: Superhuman
DC: Average
Roll: 65
A: Yes

Q: Can the Magician extract the nukes?
Power: Superhuman
DC: Average
Roll: 45
A: Yes

Q: Is the WARP ZONE successful?
Power: Superhuman
DC: Average
Roll: 77
A: Yes

Random event: 35
A: New NPC
Rolls: 23, 91
A: Judge of Weapons

Jihakuza and the Magician teleport two nukes to the Qinhai Mountains. Those are full missiles, and not just warheads.

A WARP ZONE is created 5 kilometers under the pyramid. The tunnels around Imhotepkemet's HQ are warped; some paths are blocked and a few units are caught.

[RANDOM EVENT / New NPC] The Korean supersoldier Park Hyeon-woo investigates the situation, and finds a pattern in your WARP ZONES that even Project EARTHGATE had not detected. He interrogates a survivor, who has gone completely mind, with techniques of torture. After he gets the intel he wanted, he gauges his eyes out, and shove it down the victim's throat to choke. Park has no mercy for weakness. He's the most badass man on Earth. He's after the nukes, and he will find them.

ARKHAM
>Alicja Podgórna (tarot telepath, EVOLVED)
>70 cultists (Muslims)
>40 jihadist mobsters
>500 cultists (worldwide)
>1 warhead, 2 nukes
>Avatars of Madness: Abdul-Rahman Fahim (EVOLVED), Maria Becker (EVOLVED, PEPINA)
>Inquisitors: Project EARTHGATE, Project KIRA, Supersoldier Park
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Rolled 73, 3, 33, 29, 50, 6, 72, 100, 32, 15, 7, 68, 94, 7, 79, 69, 84, 36, 31, 15 = 903 (20d100)

>>4215024
IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson, Graham Hancock
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>70,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Egyptian senate 41%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Eldritch Factory 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

Action 1: Eldritch factory, begin producing weapons of true, grandest light that can banish these shadows

Action 2: Summon myself in the safe area I keep the orb in. No expense shall be spared.

Action 3: Eldritch factory, begin pumping out tens of thousands of Anti-Arkham battlesuits.
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>>4214614
I've missed this post. I'm typing the update for it.
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>>4215041
That’s a crit on my summoning, go me.
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>>4215027
aw shit
wait this is good
wait i have questions

1) how many nukes would it take to erase
a) the pyramid
b) gob
c) imho

2) how does teleport work? how often can aoms do it? can i teleport over imho, drop nukes, and then teleport away?

3) can i use the magician's tele-tarot-powers to get inside Supersoldier Park's head and fuck with him
or i don't know and i should try to find out

4) what happens if i warp zone the inner sun

5) what happens if i warp zone imho or gob
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>>4215055
You don’t know where I am, same way I don’t know where you’re keeping the nukes
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>>4215059
yeah but im great at hide and seek
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>>4215064
You don’t, your stick legs poke out from behind the curtain.
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>>4215042
TWENTY-SECOND TURN EXTENDED

Q: Can Gob open a door to the White House?
Power: High
DC: Average
Roll: 57
A: Yes

Q: Can he infect the White House?
Power: High
DC: Average
Roll: 99
A: Critical No
Critical: U.S. sends troops through the door

Q: Can he open a door to a Russian military base?
Power: High
DC: Average
A: Yes

>Gob, you are combining too many actions in one. Opening a door and infecting things are separate powers.

You open a WORMHOLE DOOR between the shadow monastery and the White House. The first shadows are killed by the Secret Servive, which sends a small team to rush through the door and raids the monastery. They die quickly, but this gives Donald Trump precious seconds to escape safely on a helicopter. Project EARTHGATE, now overwhelmed, adds WORMHOLE DOOR to their growing list of menaces.

WORMHOLE DOORS are also opened to Russian military bases.

GOB (summoned)
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>Jihakuza
>Dark Plague in Cairo, the Amazon Forest, Brooklyn
>80 traders (NY)
>270 shadows (NY)
>3 politicians, 2 colonels, 30 soldiers (Cairo)
>70,000 shadows (Cairo)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert - White House - Russian bases
>bank HQ
>shadow monastery (stage 3/3)
>400 inquisitors (La Maoista Luz)
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>>4215055
1) You don't know.

2) Teleport is your power. I do not know anything about it, other than what's on your character sheet. I will roll on the Mythic tables if the situation arises.

3) Possibly.

4) You don't know.

5) They get a Mindlock roll.

I hope my answers were helpful.
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>>4215090
Is rolling mindlock against warp zone the same 1/10 chance of avoiding instakill, or is the effect on other gods lessened?
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>>4215069
K sorry

So... I couldn't just infect the russian base without the door? Bc i didn't wanted to open that door, just infect
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>>4215094
Oh yes, hold on. I write the errata
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>>4215093
It's an opposed check, Power vs Mindlock, including bonuses from situation and gear
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>>4215094
The fact that the alarm had not risen is a huge plus. You fuck up

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4215102
>Name: Imhotepkemet, The First Pharaoh
>Mindlock: Average

>Name: Father Arkham
>Power: Superhuman

>>4215090
yeah that works
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>>4215103
It's a crit, it probably won't trigger the alarm
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>>4215103
hey i need Love, whats she doin
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>>4215069
>>4215094

Because of the crit 3, I roll a %

% Rolling: 41 /2 = 20.5

You infect 20% of all known military bases in Russia, with a higher concentrate in those located in Western Russia. Secret bases are beyond your reach.

GOB (summoned)
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>Jihakuza
>Dark Plague in Cairo, the Amazon Forest, Brooklyn
>80 traders (NY)
>270 shadows (NY)
>3 politicians, 2 colonels, 30 soldiers (Cairo)
>70,000 shadows (Cairo)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert - White House
>Russian bases: 20%
>bank HQ
>shadow monastery (stage 3/3)
>400 inquisitors (La Maoista Luz)
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>>4215107
It's not that you have triggered the alarm is that now you can't send reinforcements
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>>4215027
QM, Who exacly did PEPINA convert?
Scientist , soldiers...?
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>>4215124
elite unit of 10 soldiers and 3 scientists
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Rolled 27, 52, 44, 39, 41, 57, 72, 12, 79, 1, 25, 70, 96, 7, 100, 59, 64, 100, 99, 3 = 1047 (20d100)

>>4215024
1: continue work on the forge.

2: continue training the ape-men in {Deadeye}
3: train the ape-men leader for {A Key to a Better You}.

Good, good, everything is coming together quite nice for me. And next turn we will raid the SCP site!
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>>4215113
Also, how much the plague has spread in the amazon jungle?
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>>4215137
will be determined with your next turn's rolls
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>>4215135
>Two 100's
...oh no
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>>4215142
Actually, what is the point of rolling 20 dice a turn? What are the rest used for?
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>>4215041
Don't forget your part of the deal
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>>4215148
I don’t remember you stopping your plague.
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>>4215149
Oh yeah! Speaking of deal.
>>4215124
Kek! buddy, you remember our deal right?
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Rolled 15, 97, 13, 47, 33, 56, 65, 58, 80, 53, 100, 98, 62, 77, 46, 12, 62, 21, 33, 26 = 1054 (20d100)

>>4215124

so im aware i sensed imho's hq below the laberynth before, which was around 5km under the pyramid. i can't bullshit teleport my aoms straight home cuz they wipe their ass with tinfoil down there, so im sending em in on foot (or by constant teleport, whichever they fancy the most)

>action 1: send Jihakuza as deep into the laberynth as he can get
>action 2: use The Magician's powers to get into Supersoldier Chad's mind and show him a vision of ME
>action 3: [IMPRINT] the motherfucker
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>>4215165
yeah I guess that won't work lol
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>>4215124
hey I REALLY need PEPINA/Love/Maria/femcollo daimacu next turn, send her to the nukes at Qinhai Mountains
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>>4215165
Kinda surprised you didn’t nuke gob
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>>4215172
you know, i never finish what i start
which is a very bad trait
im trying to improve as a person, so can you really blame me?
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Rolled 31, 51, 30, 14, 99, 94, 80, 89, 87, 58, 55, 14, 73, 23, 71, 73, 30, 32, 36, 63 = 1103 (20d100)

>>4215149
Fair enough, but now you're producing weapons against me so...

>>4215113

>make 10% of the russian bases to start attacking others bases and infect them (also using the military weapons, vehicles and equipment in them, obviously)

>make all the el cairo shadows attack the Imhotepkemet's factory and infect everyone inside (x2)
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>>4215188
I -think- it worked
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>>4215191
It seems you’re declaring war on me, is this accurate?
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>>4215176
Oh yeah, arkham, friend, the favor, remember? I think you can get nukes very easy now, so... give me those :)
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>>4215197
You kind of started it when started to produce those weapons my dude
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>>4215206
I am merely asking if we are at war, as if so I will be obligated to unleash as much devastation upon you as possible.
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>>4215210
Uh... I dunno, i'm just trying to stop the production of the light weapons
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>>4215156
I do remember the deal, What do you seek, a colapse or weapons?
>>4215171
I will always give a head up about her use. I don't need her until 4 more turns
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QM, I am going to need some time to prepare the ungodly amount of bullshit I will send.
I request some extra time, Maybe 2-3 h
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>>4215215
great

>>4215203
i don't mind lol but im about to teleport them into imho's pyramid, so are you sure?
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>>4215211
And you did so in a very undiplomatic way.

I’ve not bothered any other eldritch deity this game directly in an attempt at civility, but I’m not going to pull my punches like Arkham if you’re choosing an early confrontation, and with my military command I have a lot of punches.
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>>4215230
you know that's pretty intimidating
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>>4215245
Well I’m threatening to drop HE bombs on his cathedral while he’s inside it. It’s kinda meant to be
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>>4215215
weapons, the good stuff too.
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>>4215249
acceptable
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>>4215230
What was i supposed to do? "Sir can you please don't make weapons to kill me? No? O-Oh, ok sir no worries"

>>4215226
Uh... Now that i see it, you teleporting the missiles would be more useful than having them myself, just don't use them all, i'll ask for the favor later
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>>4215271
Well presumably through a mutual trade deal such as before where I did not attack or purge your shadows and asked you to stop your plague among my cultists.
Which was also because I didn’t want to waste the action, now that I think about it.

Ah well.
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>>4215139
QM, how many ranks does your power increase by upon summoning, or does it depend on how well your summoning goes?
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>>4215259
And you know what, 4 engineers(one of which is a genetic engineer) as to compensate for you taking so long.
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>>4215304
Dear Readryth Bardeinam
This deal was based on word , without me getting anything.I don't owe you. I was discovered for overestimating in a effort to help you Dont push your luck.
Sincerely

>--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4215324
-Dear Kek,
I apologize for my greed, I am afraid I am getting high on my luck. How about I make it up to you by giving my Gorgon blue prints.

-Readryth Bardeinam Qerel
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>>4215348
Thank you but i decline the offer.
i just need to think

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4215027
>Action 1; Claim that part of the military equipment was tainted by a memetic agent of PEPE and we are selling it to the Americans
>send it to Readryth trough Mexico
>we dont have to send a lot, like 12 armored Jeeps and some 500 rifles plus amunition and some granades

>Action 2; Corrupt large amounts of cultist in Argentina, Meme chosen; --Harambe-- Sanic

>Action 3; send this with the picture
To; NETO Remanents
You have tried to stop me and suceded, I aplaud your determination.
I even had to pull of my anchor in Xi'an
But the same happen to the Nephilims and you have misunderstud my efforts
But now the great serpent spawn have emerge and the pilons of Enki are in danger.
When the geomantic web colapses none of my actions will matter.
Anu will see this world unfit and judge our destruccion.
If you are not willing to be saved try to save yourself

†_#Th˯»'éNd»·~:·¶¯i§ ~«¼{NeÃR®_#

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝

>lets see how does this fuck them up
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Rolled 41, 5, 71, 36, 67, 54, 62, 43, 70, 21, 8, 87, 37, 40, 77, 23, 72, 34, 95, 38 = 981 (20d100)

>>4215406
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>>4215406
Thank you very much Kek, you are a true friend and Ally. I am sorry for my greed and ignorance.
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>>4215439
Dear Readryth Bardeinam Qerel;

you were nervous because all the other gods are doing mayor actions. I do not judge.


--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4215406
well argentina is fucked
like REALLY fucked
goodbye mate
goodbye Diego
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>>4215448
I'm going to swipe all South America
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>>4215557
and i thought warp zones were bad
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>>4215445
Dear Kek,

Thank you my dearest friend.

-Readryth Bardeinam Qerel
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QM, Would >team A does something while Team B creates chaos Count as 1 action or 2?
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To Readryth Bardeinam Qerel;

I had the time to plan.
As you will remember the internet has temporarily been taken down .
This implies that there's a kill switch somewhere.Brussels was warp by Arkham , and Germany will be to busy with the lockdown in europe to be able to control that. It also implies that the communications between countries have been reduce to the bare minimum and only for government officials.
This leaves two posible countries that have the power to block the information Switzerland and the USA. The only obvious place were this could happen is the Pentagon.
If you destroy the facility the USA will have no way of communicating with itself without exposure to my memetic agents.

I have nothing else to say . Plan accordingly

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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To [Several members of the Egyptian Sanate];
El Cairo, Egypt

I write you on behalf of the survivings communities of the Country.We have been able to fight off the plagued ones with fire and spears but each day there are less of us each day. The lockdown has left us without external help so broken cars don't get fixed as fast , and that is a death sentence. We write you so you may take action before everyone in this country dies, we may not survive much longer. Some of the crooked monks have been dumping barrels in the Nile. We don't know what they are filled with but Egypt will perish of starvation if the water becomes poison.

Save us before there is no one to left to help.

Anonymous
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>>4216351
>Mess up the copy paste, apologies
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>>4215560
Dear Father Arkham;
I have been investigating a bit and i have discovered the most likely result if you were warp the center of the Earth. It would be the destabilization of the magnetic field of the planet. That would kill everything on the surface due to cosmic radiation hitting us. The time cannot be estimated precisely but i would guess between 1 second and 24 Hours.
I give you this information so you don't make ... one of your fervent decisions.

Your best in mind

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4215294
No rank gain but more destructive and powerful effects.

>>4216263
I would need a roll to evaluate the success of each action, so 2 actions.
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>>4215024
TWENTY-THIRD TURN

The skies around the world begin to clear from the black clouds.

>>4215041
Q1: Can he produce light weapons?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 73
A: Yes

Q2: Can he get summoned?
Cult Rank: Exceptional
DC: Average
Roll: 3
A: Critical Yes

Q3: Can he mass produce Anti-Arkham battlesuits?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 33
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 29
A: New NPC
Rolls: 50, 6
A: Debase of Reality
A reality-debasing horror

Q: Does Imhotepkemet defend his factory?
Odds: 50/50 (he doesn't seem very violent)
Roll: 72
A: Yes

Q: Does Imho's appearance twist reality?
Presence Minuscule
DC: Average
Roll: 100
Battlesuit roll: 32 * 100 = 3200

As described in the holy book of the Hyksos, frogs are falling from the sky on Cairo, and the Nile is teeming with them. In a secret location of the Sahara Desert, your most trusted disciples, Dr. Jackson, Graham Hancock, General Salah, and Mohamed Abul-Ghar, all gather around the summoning circle and the Eye of Buddha. They recite your name and mantra in the ancient tongue. You appear in the middle of circle, with the Staff of Nyarlathotep in your hand. Even though your alien presence is terrifying, it is not reality-twisting like the other horrors, and your cultists remain human and sane.

You begin the production of "Ra miniguns": sun-powered weapons that produce balls of light. Non-harmful to anything except creatures of shadow. You also produces more Anti-Arkham armors, following the existing prototype.

[RANDOM EVENT / New NPC] There are rumors of a strange and extroardinary exhibition of science in Cairo, by a man who claims to be an ancient pharaoh.

[Your cult drops in size, see Gob's section]

IMHOTEPKEMET (summoned)
>Dr. Daniel Jackson, Graham Hancock
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>60,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Egyptian senate 41%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Eldritch Factory 2/3
>3,200 battlesuits
>10 inquisitors
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>>4216551

>>4215135
Q1: Can he improve the forge?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 27
A: Yes

Q2: Can he train the ape-men in {Deadeye}?
Power: Exceptional
DC: Average (cf. Turn 2)
Roll: 52
A: Yes

Q3: Can he train the ape in {A Key}?
Power: Exceptional
DC: Average
Roll: 44
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 39
A: Move Toward a Thread
Giving a joker to Kek's transfer


The forge is complete. It is made of a circle of metal 3D printers that can produce parts for any type of weapon or machinery. Depending on the output, parts are either assembled manually by slaves, or fused together with a laser beam.

The ape-men's training in Deadeye continues. They are eager to prove themselves to you, and hope to spend more time in the dream ranch of your design. The ape leader, Xiang Houzi, is trained in a {Key to a Better You}, and unlock the potential from his past life as a demon hunter. He's able to summon a limb of Raedryth and shape it into a Xianxia sword with a very long blade, which has the power of slaying demons and on which he can fly.

>To understand {A key to a better you}: it refers to {Raedryth Ghost}, of which I found the description in a former thread.

>Raedryth ghost: If a cultists will, body, and mind is strong enough it allows the cultists to summon a limb of Raedryt (Which appears as a ghostly appendage) for a short time, which allows it to do things such as attack enemies and lift heavy objects.

RAEDRYTH
>Gorgon (metal bull)
>100 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>Xiang Houzi {Deadeye, Sword Key}
>100 cultists (apes, Deadeye 3/3)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>3 cultists (Amerindians)
>3 engineers (Texas)
>3 battlesuits
>HQ defenses 3/3
>ranch undercity
>Forge 3/3
>summoning circle
>3 inquisitors, AI engineers (Science Against Witchcraft)

>>4215165
Q1: Can Jihakuza get deep into the labyrinth?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 15
A: Critical Yes
Crit: HQ

Q2: Can the Magician can get in the soldier's mind?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 97
A: Critical No
Crit: soldier gets in her mind

Jihakuza teleports a hundred of times underground, until he appears inside of Imhotepkemet's HQ. As Imhotepkemet's minions look at his face, they all become mad from their senses being overwhelmed with visions of millions of horrors.

The Magician locates the strong presence of the supersoldier and tries to get inside of his mind, but his willpower is overwhelming. The inside of his mind is a damp cavern. The Magician finds herself tied on a table, unable to escape the vision. Park Hyeon-woo appears and begins torturing her with alien worms that go through her orifices, until she reveals everything that she knows about you. Park senses that even though he's in control of the situation, her mind holds dangerous visions that must not be seen, so he frees her before she can hurt him. He immediately makes his report to Kim Jong-un.
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>>4216551

>>4215188
Q1: Is the Russian attack successful?
Odds: Very Unlikely (lower numbers)
Roll: 31
A: Yes

Q2-3: Can the shadows attack the factory?
Cult Rank: Exceptional
DC: Exceptional + 3 RS (light weaps) = Superhuman
Rolls: 51, 30
A: No

Q: How many of Imho's men die?
Roll: 14%
Amazon Plague: 99/10 km2 = 9 km2
NY Plague: 2430

The surprise attack on Russian bases is very successful. It is completely unexpected that friendly bases would attack them. Your troops invade surrounding bases and spread your Plague.

The El Cairo shadows gather together and travel to the city of Alexandria, where Imhotepkemt's factory is located. Finding it is not difficult, because of its reputation. However, by the team it takes them to reach Alexandria, Imhotepkemet is able to gather his own cult, now equipped with "Ra Miniguns", for defense. A slaughter ensues. The shadows are dissolved by the light of the sun god. Because your shadows are mindless and follow orders blindly, they do not retreat; they fight until they all disappear, destroyed forever.

The Plague keeps spreading in the Amazon Forest and in Brooklyn. This is the beginning of an unstoppable global catastrophe of the "Gray Goo" type, as the plague has shown to grow exponentially.

>>4215137
[Area covered by the plague in the Amazon Forest: 9 km2]

GOB (summoned)
>Dr. Ivy Evans (botanist)
>Jihakuza
>Dark Plague in the Amazon Forest, Brooklyn
>80 traders (NY)
>2430 shadows (NY)
>3 politicians, 2 colonels, 30 soldiers (Cairo)
>Wormhole doors: bank HQ - Readryth's HQ - weapon store - Maya temple - monastery - Tajik mountain - desert - White House
>Russian bases: 30%
>bank HQ
>shadow monastery (stage 3/3)
>400 inquisitors (La Maoista Luz)
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>>4216551

>>4215406
Q: Does the gov approve of the sale?
Odds: Impossible (tainted is still supernatural and dangeropus)
Roll: 41
A: Yes (using Readryth's joker above)

Q: Can he CORRUPT Argentines?
Power: Above Average
DC: Average
Roll: 5
A: Critical Yes
Critical: double rolls

Arg Roll: 36, 67 = 103

Q: Does the NATO answer to the pic?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 71
A: Yes

Rolls: 36, 67
A: Imitate of Ambush
(Kek's ambush)

[RANDOM EVENT / Move Toward a Thread] A corrupt official allows the transfer of Jeeps and weapons to Readryth.

[La Corrupción] Although the "Sonic and Harambe" meme is absolutely obscure, the corruption of Argentines is successful. Harambes are seen falling from the sky and onto cars, while Sonics are wildly climbing on top of buildings >>4215557. Yes, this is pure chaos, even when compared to a WARP ZONE.

You receive the following letter.

"-KEK

We take the Ouroboros menace seriously, and agree wholeheartedly to a cease-fire. Send us geomancers and other necessary agents to our new base in Brussels, and we promise that we will do everything to protect the geomantic web. Also, please tell us more about yourself, are you related to the Egyptian god Kek?

-NATO"

KEK
>Shin Ryujin (Korean idol)
>PEPINA
>100 Sonics and Harembes
>4 Hollywood actors
>280,000,000 cultists (China)
>576,000,000 cultists (worldwide)
>China's bureaucracy: 7/10
>Inquisitors: 20 2channers, CCP, Project EARTHGATE
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>>4216557
Can i send a box full of ranch sauce and beer cans to brussels as a free action?
I really want to piss on them them but i don't want to spend a action
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Rolled 91, 79, 15, 26, 99, 31, 34, 60, 1, 35, 1, 99, 61, 67, 43, 69, 88, 88, 89, 19 = 1095 (20d100)

>>4216551
IMHOTEPKEMET
>Dr. Daniel Jackson, Graham Hancock
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>70,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Egyptian senate 41%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Eldritch Factory 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

Wonderful, arm everyone I can with the new weapons, the factory could get nuked any moment.

Action 1: Take a casual stroll to the factory and get myself one of those motion sensor helmets so I can look at AoM without actually looking, then place an order for some disintegration rifles.

Action 2: Stroll over to my pyramid and banish the avatar of madness before he can nuke anything. [MAXIMISED MAGIC, UNREALITY SCALPEL]

Action 3: Regardless of the results of 1 or 2, begin personally heading over to mexico
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>>4216564
Eeehhh, not great. I’m hoping I can just punk the avatar but if he’s actually a challenge to me in combat this will be unpleasant.
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>>4216563
Why do you want to piss on them, good sir KEK?
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>>4216567
I have now twice to provoque them so they take action and try unfuck Europe. I'm also interested in familiarizing them with me in general so they become careless in my presence.
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>>4216567
And i'm fotoshoping the box into existence
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>>4216579
NATO and the world goes appear lazy recently, kick em
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>>4216580
madre de dios
that sounds frightening
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>>4216567
I had a better idea to put in the box!!
i will start working on it after lunch
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>UNREALITY SCALPEL

TO PHARAOH IMHOTEPKEMET

IT HAS COME TO THE ATTENTION OF OUR SERVICES THAT AN YGGDRASIL-SEVERANCE EVENT IS TIED TO YOUR HIGHER MAGIC. AS UNIVERSE 8d57-fE2ξ-D (THE UNIVERSE YOUR CULT INHABITS) HAS DISPLAYED LIMITED MULTIVERSAL TRAVEL CAPABILITY PRIOR TO THESE INCIDENTS, IT IS BELIEVED THAT YOUR ACTIONS ARE BOTH WITHOUT MALICE OR FULL KNOWLEDGE OF THE RESULTING REPERCUSSIONS.

THIS CORRESPONDENCE IS THEREFORE CONSIDERED TO BE A LAWFUL CEASE-AND-DESIST. FURTHER ACTIONS ON YOUR PART THAT CONTRIBUTE TO A YGGDRASIL-SEVERANCE EVENT WILL RESULT IN ONE OR MORE OF THE FOLLOWING:

OFFICIAL CENSURE OF UNIVERSE 8d57-fE2ξ-D AND ITS INHABITANTS
FINES UPWARDS OF Φ87,000,000.00 PER YGGDRASIL-SEVERANCE EVENT
MINIMUM IMPRISONMENT OF THREE THOUSAND (3,000) STELLAR CYCLES PER YGGDRASIL-SEVERANCE EVENT
FORCED YGGDRASIL-SEVERANCE EVENT OF UNIVERSE 8d57-fE2ξ-D

WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

SIGNED,
Sigma-Xotoxin, OFFICE OF MULTIVERSAL INCIDENTS.

SCP-2207
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>>4216615
I’m suing. Get my legal team back on Nile IV, it’s time for a defamation case.

That’ll slow em down.
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>>4216553
Nice!

Should I raid the SCP site? Kek what do you think?
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>>4216647
if you do i will help. I want those data banks.
also>>4216320
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>>4216652
Hmm yes, with your numbers and my military strength, we would certainly take down the site!
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>>4216634
Dear Imhotepkemet,
It has come to attention that you are going Mexico. It is a pleasant surprise as I was planning sending somo of my assets to get new toys.
See you there

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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Rolled 45, 37, 5, 57, 44, 71, 19, 15, 34, 51, 9, 73, 76, 3, 48, 68, 4, 23, 46, 54 = 782 (20d100)

>>4216553
Send 60 cultists and 70 ape-men cultists to the SCP site, have them hijack the trucks that bring them supplies on the middle of their route, have the Amerindians be the ones driving ( if there are too many trucks, have some the New York gang come here before hand to drive the trucks) and have the rest hide in the back of the trucks.
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>>4216674
you did 2 actions... Cut their supply lines and basically block their exit ...
with love of my heart i must tell you is fuking stupid, you are cutting supply lines from A BUNKER
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>>4216634
>>4216661
Dear Imhotepkemet,

Yes it has also come to attention that you came at a time that is that I am at my most vulnerable, it is almost like you are planning to attack me. But that would be impossible because you and I never expressed any hostility to each other.

Have a good day.
-Readryth Bardeinam Qerel.
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Sending brussels this as a free action, i just want to feel the disappointment
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>>4216688
Dear Readryth Bardeinam Qerel,

We remain on friendly terms, I am travelling to Mexico City for the ancient ruins I left there, I have no interest in interfering in your affairs.

Yours Sincerely
Imhotep of Kemet
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>>4216685
No no no no, I am getting INTO the supply cars and getting INTO the bunker. I can't just attack it straight on, that would be suicide because, well it a bunker. So the only way to get into the bunker is only thing they let into the bunker, the supply cars. And even if they do a resupply outside of the bunker, we would have still gotten us more close then if we gone straight on.
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>>4216704
How i'm supposed to help??
My cultist are just cultist and i have no way of getting in their close system

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4216708
Once we get inside my men will open the gates for your men to come in and help them take over the site, the security would be to focused on the inside innovators they would not pay too much attention to the outside.
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>>4216700
Dear Imhotepkemet,

I'm glad to hear that, I was afraid that you were planning a attack on me, thank you for not doing so thought.

Yours truly
-Readryth Bardeinam Qerel.
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Rolled 69, 30, 58, 91, 23, 44, 28, 73, 84, 13, 38, 48, 11, 50, 49, 40, 76, 83, 93, 26 = 1027 (20d100)

>>4216554
Oh well, that worked, no more shadows in el cairo, very cool, can i get anti-arkham armors now plz?

>while imho is still in egypt, try to use [your silhoutte] to copy his powers, and create a force shield around my monastery so it can't be affected by nukes (and even other eldritch powers like warp zone)

>try to infect more russian military bases (dark plague, not attacking this time)

>infect cuban military bases

Plz work
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>>4216724
>69

Stupid sexy Imho shadow
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>>4216724
silhouette* anyways i think it didn't work (sad shadow noises)
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>action 1 ; corrupt cultist near the scp sight; meme chose -Non specific
>action 2; convert the rest of the chinese government by implying that by having a IA modified the pepes they no longer have effect
(spoiler: is a lie)
> Action 3;Send my elite team from Nato and some equally prepared people to Mexico City
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>>4216726
Bruh moment

Also, gimme armor, i -kind of- made my part of the deal
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Rolled 87, 15, 1, 37, 63, 83, 19, 8, 87, 15, 64, 80, 57, 96, 96, 9, 17, 36, 97, 17 = 984 (20d100)

>>4216740
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>>4216744
>1
Woah mama
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>>4216744
WHY IS THERE A 1 IN A TRAVEL ACTION!!!!
IS THE PLANE MADE OF GOLD!!!!
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>>4216741
Uh... did you?

The shadow plague is still ravaging my cult isn’t it?
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>>4216749
Nah man , only the children
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>>4216749
I think not, my 70,000 shadows are dead, there are no shadows in el cairo anymore
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>>4216752
Oh, well that’s convenient.

Well you technically upheld your end of the bargain then, so sure, I’ll supply you with Anti-Arkham battlesuits.
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>>4216758
Excellent
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QM, I need you to post a avatar of yourself
so I can include you
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>>4216808
Perfection
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>>4216808
Fucking Golden, I love it

Just one problem, I am naked.
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>>4216853
Thats how confident you are
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>>4216858
Yeah confident that one of bastards stole my clothes.
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>>4216858
And also thank you.
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>>4216853
You mean S-naked
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>>4216874
Okey , now he wears two pieces of clothing.
Sock it
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Rolled 95, 97, 98, 29, 39, 99, 50, 38, 22, 63, 97, 72, 39, 64, 19, 72, 54, 93, 71, 15 = 1226 (20d100)

>>4216553
>action 1: Love and The Magician teleport nukes to Jihakuza's position
>action 2: everybody teleports away
>action 3: WARP ZONE THE NUKES
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>>4216874
..heh ok that's pretty funny
>>4216887
I like the sock and love the belt, thank you.
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>>4216891
jesus
fucking
christ
man
these are, without a shadow of a doubt, the lowest roll in the whole thread
whatever happens next is a catastrophe
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>>4216896
It was a chain action, so only the first thing goes wrong. the rest never happen.
But what a bad luck
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>>4216896
I genuinely feel bad for you. After all this time nuking the pyramid would be at least something to show for the effort
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What a weird round
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>>4216891
....Joe Bob me sure the kids will be in the home bunker, I feel something bad on the rise
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>>4216911
You know what never mind
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>>4216808
This is me
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>>4216917
ok, it will take me some time.
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>>4216917
Nice
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>>4216724
You can use Your Silhouette while he's in a completely different city?
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>>4216904
yeah but its a great lesson
no matter how good your plans, if luck doesnt play...
in hindsight, why worry lol

>>4216903
that would be the best case scenario by a long shot
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>>4216903
His first roll is a success. Arkham only has a 5% chance of failure with his powers.
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>>4216966
THIS IS BAD NEWS
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>>4216968
oh no
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>>4216966
I thought teleporting nukes was an insane roll?
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>>4216968
Oh no
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>>4216973
>Rereads Turn 20
Oh... You're right...
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>>4216980
Huh, go me?

I’m not sure if that’s good or bad for me, though I suppose I just need to hope critfailing the teleportation of nuclear warheads is really very bad.
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>>4216987
They teleport to Antartida
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>>4216991
Antardica, the most cursed landmass
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>>4216987
all i know is that some place is going boom
unless i miss the warp zone
then some place is going ASHDKJH#2g372q"#uq23yi
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>>4216551
TWENTY-FOURTH TURN

Nile - "Beneath Eternal Oceans of Sand": normally about the Catacombs of Nephren-Ka, but also pertinent for Imhotepkemet's HQ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLLdNZUH-NE

Art: "Dagon" by Fedodika, Creative Commons license

>>4216564
Q: Can he obtain a suit?
Odds: Has To Be
Roll: 91
A: Yes

Q: Can he banish the AoM?
Power: High
DC: Minuscule 2 ("just land a bullet on it and that's it")
Roll: 79
A: Yes

Q: Can he travel to Mexico?
Odds: Somewhat Likely (there's still a ban, but is part of the gov)
Roll: 15
A: Crit Yes

You casually stroll from Cairo to Alexandria, following the frog-infested Nile. In the Factory, your followers are in awe when they see their powerful leader. The engineers adjust a battlesuit to your alien dimensions, and you stroll back to Cairo. The disintegration rifles will be available on your next visit.

[HIGHER MAGIC] You appear in your HQ, and find the Avatar of Madness surrounded by your entire team, all gone mad. The UNREALITY SCALPEL severs the local space-time, creating a tear in the fabric of reality, a connection to an alternate universe and, accessorily, cuts the Avatar in half. [Note: because of this action, a warning from Sigma-Xotoxin is received >>4216615.] As the magic was MAXIMIZED, the tear also hits the wall.

You walk back to the Cairo International Airport, and embark on a diplomatic flight to the Mexico City International Airport, only 40 km from Teotihuacán. You think that one of the air hostesses had a crush on you, but you're not sure.

>>4216674
Q: Can they hijack the trucks?
Odds: Likely (plan's good)
Rolls: 45, 37, 5
A: Crit Yes
Crit: can enter the site

Your cultists ambush the trucks, shooting the first vehicle in the convoy with a bazooka. The other drives immediately surrunder and give them their keys. The apes are HUNGRY and devour them. The Amerindians drive the remains vehicles toward the Chihuahuan Desert SCP site. At the entrance, they show their special ID cards and enter inside the facility. They are in the middle of a courtyard, surrounded by concrete buildings.


>>4216724
Q: Can he use Your Silhouette?
Power: High
DC: TBD

Q: Can he infect Russian bases?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 30
A: Yes

Q: Can he infect Cuban bases?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 58
A: Yes

Russian infection: 91 / 2 = 45.5%
Cuban infection: 23 / 2 = 11.5%

>The Silhouette action is unclear >>4216935. I cancel it and give you an extra action for the next turn.

[GLOBAL CATASTROPHE / GRAY GOO] The infection keeps spreading at an uncontrollable rate. It is predicted to cover the entire Earth's surface within a few days.

1) The infection in the Amazon Jungle now covers an area of 27 km2
2) A total of 7290 New Yorkers are infected
3) 75% of known Russian military bases are infected
4) 11% of known Cuban military bases are infected
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>>4217089

>>4216740
>>4216744
Q: Can he CORRUPT near the base?
Power: Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 87
A: No

Q: Does the Chinese gov believe the lie?
Odds: Impossible (last time he convinced, was out of luck)
Roll: 15
A: Yes

Q: Is it actually a lie?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 37
A: Yes

Q: Can he send a team to Mexico?
Odds: Somewhat Likely (see IMHO's)
Roll: 1
A: Crit Yes
Crit: equivalent team on Mexican side

You want to CORRUPT cultists near the SCP site, but as the site is located in the middle of the desert, you find no one. You should be more inclusive and invite scorpionmen to your cult.

The Chinese government buys your story of AI modified PEPE's. They gain the information that the issue was caused by PEPE; something they did not know before. They search for all PEPE's and see that it is connected to the Hong Kong protests (>>4214473). A ban is placed on PEPE under any form, but they begin experimenting with AI-modified PEPE's, as you suggested. Because the experiment is a failure, the scientists are infected, and report it as a success. The Chinese government shares all the PEPE information with NATO. You do not gain more influence in the government from this action.

Your special team travels to Mexico City. What a coincidence! Imhotep of Kemet is in the same airport as them. The team is welcomed by an equivalent SWAT team of your Mexican cultists. They all drink a few Corona beers together and generally have a great time.

>>4216891
Q: Can he teleport the nukes?
Power: Superhuman
DC: Awesome (cf. Turn 20)
Roll: 95
A: No

Because Jihakuza's remains are spread between two different dimensions [see above], it is too difficult to teleport to his position, even for a specialist like the Magician.

[Actions 2 and 3 were conditional and are lost >>4216903]
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>>4217046
Good thing I'm pointing my gun at the Sphere, it's the most dangerous.
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>>4216935
Fucc i didn't see this, but nah, the plan was doing it when he was going to the pyramids
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>>4217046
Perfection, truly.
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It would seem that this may be one of the last rounds of the game.... I don't know how to feel about it...
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>>4217145
What! What do you mean?
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>>4217093
What is actually going on with the grey goo situation? I feel I may have missed something
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>>4217151
Gob wins in 2 round max by the the Grey Goo
and if Imhotepkemet controls all the pyramids he could try to summon Nyarlathotep
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>>4217157
Nyarlathotep was already summoned in a previous turn, but I didn't name him.
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>>4217157
I can't believe i wasted so much time trying to maintain the humans while i took over when i could have put a pepe paint job on tanks and get the military
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>>4217161
Fuck, then to plan B
Sorry Readryth I will not be able to provide assistance in the scp hunt
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>>4217167
We all need to pitch in and stop the spread of the grey goo
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>>4217157
I don't know, they're just good ol' shadows, not very much to worry, also imho, plz teleport the armors to my monastery plz
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Rolled 64, 70, 62, 96, 37, 84, 30, 74, 78, 47, 75, 17, 94, 54, 94, 85, 23, 65, 75, 92 = 1316 (20d100)

>>4217089
Have the gang hide in waiting until they have a time to strike, and if some can sneak to a concrete building and do it safely they do it. But if they don't spot us try to sneak in unnoticed.
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>>4217173
I will help, cant say the same for the guy who hasn't realice that there will be no surface world in a few turns>>4217176
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>>4217174
Teleport?

You want me to teleport them to you when I can literally just deliver them?
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>>4217167
It is alright Kek,
>>4217176
I don't think you could have been that much help, thanks to this roll I probably couldn't open the gate for your men.
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>>4217173
i can do one of two options , I will not do both.
>emergency in china , send all the nuke/military to the amazons
>sell info to the NETO so all the countries take action.
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>>4217194
The second.

I’m arming all the world with light weapons. We must take the fight to the shadow lands, you file everyone into battle, and I give them the means to do damage.
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>>4217204
If i do something so drastic I need your factories and arco-Ingenieres to make me something. I'm making the schematics now.
I will supply the materials.
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Hey Gob! Buddy! Pal! Friend! Amigo! Can you pretty please, and I mean PLEASE stop the shadows!
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QM, Is PEPINA dead?
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>>4217182
Well, do it, do whatever you want to give them to me, but make sure they actually arrive

>>4217204
Heyheyhey not cool, NOT COOL
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>>4217239
She's not dead... yet.
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>>4217242
The a better question, Will she be able to get to El Cairo ?
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>>4217245
You don't know
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>>4217046
masterful

this may be a very stupid question, but is jihakuza still alive? does gob darkness enchantment help somehow?

>>4217239
Love didn't teleport. shes ok
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>>4217241
Gob please we don't have to fight, just stop infecting people.
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>>4217254
Hey, Arkham, buddy, mate, mind nuking the Amazon rainforest a little bit?

Before we both lose?

You have the means to do so after all, I don’t. Believe it or not Egypt doesn’t have nukes.
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>>4217254
Good , remember when i said that i need her in 4 turns . Well we don't have time so is for the next turn.
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>>4217260
you know what, fuck it, i'll do it

>>4216615
aw shit imho these guys don't fuck around
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>>4217254
>is jihakuza still alive?
Dead, with no chance to resurrect
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>>4217266
Look it’s fine I’ll just not banish anyone to alternate dimensions anymore.
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>>4217262
i have half a Jihakuza and and The Magician has been brainfucked by Supersoldier Chad

if you are gonna use Love she better fuck Gob somehow, and in the ugliest meaning of the word

>>4217270
correction, i have 0 jihakuzas.
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>>4217274
Well technically you both do and do not have half a jihakuza
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>>4217266
Ok, Here's the favor: don't use nukes in me or any of my shadows, thanks
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>>4217277
that would be correct

>>4217281
granted, as im a man of my word
'I' will not nuke you

>>4217262
use Love to nuke Gob
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>>4217274
I will not disclose what my plan will do, I don't want Gob finding out and messing with it
>>4217277
You still haven't given me permission to use your factories and arco ingeniers
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>>4217281
Yeah, use the nukes on him instead, don’t use them in him.

Nothing personal just your presence is a bit too high.
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>>4217288
I will not give you control of then, but I’ll have them construct what you want them to.
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>>4217294
your loss on access to infiniteChan
Also
There's a >75% that i just die so try to think a plan C
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>>4217298
Plan C is the Light Warhead.
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>>4217300
Seem resonable, try not to kill the rest of humanity.
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>>4217294
Hey guys do you think my gorgons can help? They are made of metal.
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Rolled 17, 84, 58, 57, 57, 96, 73, 78, 100, 67, 44, 16, 40, 89, 23, 83, 99, 73, 58, 10 = 1222 (20d100)

>>4217093

>create doors in the amazon forest (near my shadows) conected to the white house and send a part of the shadows through them

>create a door from one of the russian military bases to the white house and make the shadows raid it

>go to the Presidential Emergency Operations Center in the white house (with company of the shadows if it worked) (x2)
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>>4217318
don't worry to kill me now guys, i think i just killed myself
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>>4217332
not going to risk it.
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>action 1: use The Magician to teleport one big nuke 1k over the center of gob's holy shit infection in the rainy amazonian jungle
>action 2: teleport her back home
>action 3: [IMPRINT] another of my followers at random
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Rolled 48, 1, 94, 30, 82, 99, 89, 94, 60, 93, 7, 18, 3, 23, 39, 6, 67, 28, 46, 98 = 1025 (20d100)

>>4217089
>Dr. Daniel Jackson, Graham Hancock
>7 eldritch arcano-engineers
>1,300 botanists
>4 archeologists
>23 officials
>2 arcanomechanical soldiers
>70,000 cultists (Egyptians)
>Egyptian senate 41%
>Egyptian army 35%
>Khufu HQ 3/3
>Pyramid Restoration 5/5
>Pyramid Tinfoil Covering 3/3
>Teleportarium 3/3
>Eldritch Factory 3/3
>Orb of Crystalline Perfection
>summoning circle
>10 inquisitors

Action 1: [High Magic] Greater Matter Manipulation]
Repair Tenochtitlan to full functionality. That’ll put me at 2/2 of the major ruins, and 0/2 of the minor Giza pyramids.

Action 2: Channel the pyramid focus and my staff to unleash an arcane attack upon the Amazon, manipulate fundamental aspects of nature.
[Higher Magic]
Aspect: Light
[MAXIMISE MAGIC, “AND THE EYE OF RA BLINKS OPEN”]
Anihilate shadows as much as I am capable

Action 3: Deliveries. Send out my light weapons to NATO and diplomatically kick them into high gear

Also in the meanwhile accidentally lose a shipment of anti-Arkham armour around gobs cathedral.
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>>4217339
Well i think my shadows will still be around if i die, but without control, so yea, understandable
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Rolled 74, 49, 9, 42, 19, 73, 53, 65, 33, 79, 31, 29, 1, 14, 19, 27, 81, 58, 76, 50 = 882 (20d100)

>>4217347
wait nvm i made a promise
>action 1: [IMPRINT] another of my followers at random
>action 2: [IMPRINT] another of my followers at random
>action 3: [IMPRINT] another of my followers at random
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>>4217348
Oh fuck. The Eye of Ra. What have I done.
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>>4217347
You don't know where the infection is
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>>4217350
ok we are even

>>4217348
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
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>>4217357
PEPINA is conected to Infinite Chan .
Any information you need get it throw her
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>>4217357
Evil wizard cackling
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>>4217348
Dear gOD
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>>4217348
Oh my
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>>4217394
>>4217385
I think we might have a new Sahara on our hands,
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>>4217397
Well Fuck
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Qm, Because i'm stupid i have started to make the design of the device by hand. be patient with them
will send them when i ' m finish
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>>4217397
How many space laws did you break?
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>>4217397
Good thing i made a part of the shadows go somewhere else before
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>>4217380
oh god
>>4217397
you mean if the world survives

at this rate nobody is going to win

>>4217361
should have said so earlier!
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>>4217415
Yes, but the grey goo disaster should hopefully be averted.
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>>4217417
You never needed information you just did stuff
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>>4217348
you gonna rip a hole in dimensions and get in trouble with the police.
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>>4217428
Hey well that time I didn’t tear any dimensions open, so it should be fine
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>>4217431
"I just jumped in and out of dimensions last time, show the fact I ripped a whole in one this time is all right"
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>>4217431
im almost positibly sure that reality can't be stable enough to survive the crit-summoning of motherfucking RA unscathed
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>>4217431

i mean you picked the highest god of all
there are like 1000 egyptian gods
but oh no mr. fuckeverything here had to pick RA
cause hes flashy and middle-fingers the police
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>>4217467
“Fuck the po-lice”
-Imhotepkemet recorded words as he broke down the quantum fabric holding his entire dimension together
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Rolled 71, 40, 34, 41, 83, 63, 11, 47, 37, 30, 29, 72, 44, 93, 92, 2, 40, 35, 82, 32 = 978 (20d100)

>Action 1; Get NATO involved in whatever has happenet at the Amazons , I dont care if i have to spam them with erotic book of Putin and Donald Trump . They must get there and fix it.
>Action 2;Use infinite-chan and with the help of
Imhotepkemet engineers make the design for the device
> Action 3; Get the industries (china and Imhotepkemet ) to start making the Machine.
I don't care if the chinese government has to be overthrown , i don't care for the loss of life. THis is the goal of their life
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>>4217519
I dunno if that machine is for killing me or something but it looks hella cool
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The positive note is that if the time police appear i can just point the device at them
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>>4217528
Looks like a rocket ship. I think it might be to draw memes on the moon.
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>>4217533
Get out of my head.
But no, I still want a mount Rushmore of KEK on the moon but its not for that
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>>4217533
I don't know what will it do to time police but it will be interesting.
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>>4217538
If worst comes to worst and my spell does draw their ire I’ll try and file for a permit instead.
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>>4217541
" Its not my fault officer , the sponge didn't have warnings that it couldn't be eaten"
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>>4217176
>to strike
I am not sure what you mean by this
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I wanted to type my update but I'm feeling extreme fatigue
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>>4217715
Theres nothing stoping you from getting ice cream to relax.
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>>4217715
The Eye of Ra’s true effect revealed, exhaust QM.
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>>4217699
You know, a sudden attack.
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>>4217089
TWENTY-FIFTH TURN

Metallica - "The Call of Ktulu"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIoynagaipA

Art: "Tsathoggua" by Kaek, Creative Commons license

>>4217176
Q: Is there an opportunity to sneak out?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 96
A: Critical No

Q: Can the gang strike?
Cultist Rank: Below Average + 1 RS (Deadeye) + 2 RS (Readryth's friends) = High
DC: Exceptional (would rank higher but security seemed lax so they lose ranks)
Rolls: 64, 70, 96
A: No

The SCP personnel comes to the truck to unload the supplies. There's no time to sneak out, they are about the see what's inside! Your monsters rush out of the trucks and kill everyone. Gunshots are exchanged with the security team, but the Readryth team, trained in {Deadeye} massacres them.

Suddenly, a rain of lasers falls from the sky. Your monsters begin "conceptually degrading, with details on their appearance becoming less defined and visually blurry as they forget details on their identity." Follows the destruction of the trucks with anti-tank weaponry.

That's an SCP weapon
READRYTH
>40 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>30 cultists (apes, Deadeye 3/3)
>0 cultists (Amerindians)

>>4217318
Q: Is there any door in the jungle?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 57
A: No

[WORMHOLE DOORS] You create a door in the Amazon jungles. Your strongest shadow animals, the noble jaguars and monkeys, invade the White House.

Russian shadows follow them through another door. They find that the White House is completely empty since Trump escaped on helicopter.

You enter the Presidential Emergency Operations Center, with the company of your shadows. You are inside one of the most fortified bunkers on the planet.

[GLOBAL CATASTROPHE / GRAY GOO] The infection in the Amazon Jungle now covers an area of 81 km2.

GOB
>White House HQ
>7300 shadows (NY)

>>4217348
Q: Does he avoid negative attention?
Appeal: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 30
A: Yes

Q: Can he repair Tenochtitlan?
Power: High
DC: Above Avg ("greater")
Roll: 48
A: Yes

Q: Can he cast Eye of Ra?
Power: High + 2 RS (SoN, pyr) = Incredible
DC: High (maximized)
Roll: 1
A: Crit Yes

[HIGH MAGIC] You travel to the center of Mexico City, where lie the ruins of Tenochtitlán. You evacuate the site with a warning of magic, and transform the soil into stones, which you use to rebuild the ruined structures. The techno-magical structure inside, which was heavily damaged, is restored too, and energy can now freely navigate through the tubes.

[HIGHER MAGIC] The dreadful Wadjet, the Eye of Ra, opens in the sky above the Amazon Forest. The eye seems extremely annoyed at being summoned. Blinding sun rays come out of it. The eye blinks, and disappears. No shadow is annihilated, as you didn't know the area of infection.

The NATO accepts your gifts. They ask you to explain what the shadow situation is about.

IMHOTEPKEMET (summoned, armor)
>Tenochtitlán Restoration 5/5
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>>4217351
Q: Can he IMPRINT a follower?
Power: Superhuman
Difficulty: Avg
Rolls: 74, 49, 9
A: Yes, Yes, Crit Yes

>ARKHAM

You IMPRINT:

1) Mira Isaacs, New York, U.S.: student in medicine, rich family, wears a strange beanie full of holes
2) Zahrah Washington, Detroit, U.S.: single mother of 3
3) Edward Wood, Liverpool, UK: entrepreneur, millionaire

(Pics attached)

>>4217519
Q: Can he get NATO involved?
Odds: Very Unlikely (his last exchange with NATO wasn't effective)
Roll: 71
A: No

Q: Can he get the making of the machine started?
Odds: Likely (action 2)
Roll: 34
A: Yes

NATO refuses to help with the Amazon Forest situation. They request that you explain what the shadow situation is about. Moreover, they ask you about the nature your relationship with Imhotepkemet.

One of you believers in Wuhan, China, owns a car factory. Following the designs of the eldritch engineers and INFINTE_CHAN, he begins the work on the strange machine of your design.

KEK
>Machine 1/3
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>>4219130
Nice music, very fitting.
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Rolled 91, 25, 53, 19, 72, 30, 50, 89, 71, 8, 74, 14, 46, 19, 40, 78, 1, 76, 62, 28 = 946 (20d100)

>action 1 and 2; Finish the machine
(PEPINA is the catalyst so she is going into the rocket)
>Action 3; If finish send it into orbit
How many turns will it stay there?
>if not .... i think i loose the action
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I suppose that now that the engineers have been working on the machine i should tell what it does?
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>>4219153
yes
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>>4219155
Think of a radio tower, now remember that telepathy is real.
Now realice that I'm trying to fry Gobs brain by sending all of PEPINAS thought . The fact that she is a AoM plus my memetic bullshit and if possible overlord his thoughts with the most mundane information from infinite chan and there is my plan B
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>>4219164
The arco-engineers were needed to create the flesh interface for PEPINA
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Dear Imhotepkemet;
I fuck up trying to build the machine.
Can you help please.
Tanks

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4219198
>*thanks
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>>4219130
lmao readryth is basically fucked
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-Imhotep of Kemet, Pharaoh of Egypt

Dear Sir,

We humbly request that you use your extraterrestrial technology to produce a light-energy bomb, so that we can eliminate the shadow menace.

Yours truly,

-José Singer Weisinger, President of the United Nations Security Council
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-KEK's office in Xi'an

Listen, son. Let me cut on the bullshit. There are fucking Russian shadows in my office. Believe me, they are as much your enemies as they are mine. If you stop your PEPE bullshit, I'll get you some nice job as White House advisor. Now, explain everything to me.

-Donald Trump
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Dear Imhotepkemet;
before we start making deals with the humans
how about we both make a plan.
I can see some potencial here

The future is now

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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Dear Readryth;
The white house is under attack by shadows.
If you do the math those fukers are defenitly be killing people in the city. This is the perfect opportunity for you to provide some humanitarian help and get some good reputation with the humans.
Maybe expand your cult, just saying

Hope we survive

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4219130
Weren’t the shadows covering a substantial portion of earths surface? It was like a grey goo apocalyptic situation I thought, or was it really not that serious?
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>>4219236
>>4219229

Qm, Do we need to spend actions if they are the ones to approach us?
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>4219276
1 yes
2 no
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>>4219243
Dear Kek,

I wish I could....the SCP raid was a complete failure...I can send a small team of 10... I'll have to think about it.

-Readryth.
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>>4219319
Dear Readryth
Is you option how you expand your cult .
I only give options.
Good luck

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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Rolled 51, 89, 41, 35, 70, 11, 73, 10, 51, 20, 52, 98, 67, 40, 4, 80, 82, 68, 75, 61 = 1078 (20d100)

>>4219130
1&2: Send 10 of my gang to the white house the save some people, make sure to prioritize range attacks

3: recruit some people to the gang.
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>>4219237
My plan remains the same as it ever was, rule Egypt and work together with law enforcement agencies and other nations through diplomacy.

>>4219229
“This humble request is granted, I demand nothing in return. This planet is under my protection, and it’s people must be saved from the plague.”

>>4219130
“The shadows are the foul manipulations of a dark force from beyond time. They can be banished with the light weaponry I have developed recently. The entity is separate from Arkham, and each have their distinct goals, both cannot be allowed to bring ruin to this world.”

“The eldritch forces that threaten this world seek entrance to it, I have reason to believe the shadow lord has already gained physical form on the surface of earth, hiding somewhere within Egypt.”

“The threats to this world I deem most pressing are Arkham the Sphere and Gob the Shadow, yet currently only the shadow can be fought.”

“Act swiftly with the tools I have granted you, I cannot fight them alone. Best of luck to you, humans, I am proud of how far you’ve come.”
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>>4219236
Dear Goverment of the United States;

Do to reasons of legal reasons on the law imposed by the Office of Multiversal Incidents
I cannot give specific information of the powers of other gods.What i can tell is that a large
portion of Earth is being consume by the god of the emos. He has decided that he can win the ocean game at the cost of all life,so much for wanting to die. I'm preparing a machine that could kill him so i will just add some of the blueprint to get better parts. Ship them to a Xi'an, they will know were to resend them.But back to Goth God. Right now he is just
trying to disable your military and get himself a bunker to whether the ensuing shitstorm. I have tried to get the get the NETO
involved before and failed. They didn't like that i needed some of their scientist to research their ass, nor the spaming of smut to
their HQ for being lazy.If you want more information about me i encourage you to email them, is fun how they haven't discovered yet my allergy to cheese.Also, another cult is going to the white house to try getting civilians to safty.So dont shoot the /scaly/'s.

In the subject of the PePe love spreading, people are generally happier having a new imaginary friend that sends them memes.
Are you sure you don't want to willingly joining. Taco thursday is on Monday and you get free dental.

Enjoy the fireworks

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4219133
hows their [EVOLVE] levels?
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>>4219130
What was the affect of the Eye of Ra, also I need to know the mechanics of my second Pre-prepared work.
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Rolled 10, 11, 62, 15, 96, 63, 92, 78, 94, 86, 10, 52, 32, 53, 3, 27, 47, 51, 12, 36 = 930 (20d100)

>>4219130
even readryth is turning against me, what a dissapointment... Oh well

>infuse the white house with the plane of shadow like my monastery

>cover the whole bunker in tinfoil so it blocks telepathic stuff from other eldritch horrors

>send a big group of the amazon shadows and some shadow military (equipped with firearms and even explosives) to readryth's HQ and raid it, infecting everyone inside (getting there should be easy, there are doors connecting everything from point A to point B)
To clarify: i'm sending other shadows, not the ones that are with me in the white house

Plz work
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>>4219484
Oh yes, that's enough
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>>4219484
Now that’s just mean.
Stop bullying Readryth he has basically nothing, don’t make me annihilate you.
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>>4219484
You just gave a excuse for the humans to be friendly with us. Thanks
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>>4219503
He decided to get inside my HQ, i wasn't going to just do nothing about it (nothing personal readryth, y'know)
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>>4219484
dude im stepping out of this one cuz i owe you but man i wouldn't have been necessary anyway
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>>4219511
I didn't decide to go into your HQ, i decide to help the people in my nation.
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>>4219507
They were already friendly with y'all dude

Also, OP do i need to spend actions to talk to Nyarlathotep?

>>4219520
I can stop controlling them if they succeed in infecting them, like i did with jihakuza, chill
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>>4219530
oh cool
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>>4219447
>hows their [EVOLVE] levels?
0/7

>>4219452
>What was the affect of the Eye of Ra
No effect, because you do not know where's the infected area.

>I need to know the mechanics of my second Pre-prepared work.
The magical magnetic field extends as follow (pic).

>>4219530
>do i need to spend actions to talk to Nyarlathotep?
Yes, but first of all, have you located him?
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>>4219586
what but i got a crit!
why did it work with love but not with them?
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>>4219588
The crit gave you an above average NPC, a millionaire with wealth and influence.
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>>4219589
i'll shut up.
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Rolled 26, 90, 54, 69, 71, 10, 53, 3, 35, 52, 37, 73, 89, 31, 87, 61, 13, 61, 99, 88 = 1102 (20d100)

>action 1: use The Magican's power to pinpoint the location of an orb
>action 2: use Edward Wood, to be called The Tree, money and wealth to begin investigating the whereabouts of a dragon blood plant
>action 3: have The Magician teleport nukes into The Tree's mansion or somewhere private
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>>4219586
Huh. So I can’t just use my powers to target the Amazon? I wasn’t aiming for a specific place, more the whole thing.
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>>4219586
Can I block off the doors without wasting an action?
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>>4219629
yeah that was kinda underwhelming, like its the fucking eye of RA, i was hoping for 1% of the whole landmass of the planet to be wiped out
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>>4219629
Maybe if you start fuking with the locals you discover some hidden effect, like a cult that worships the eye of Ra
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>>4219692
I mean apparently it just shone a light then vanished, don’t even think it desertified the area.

I assumed it was within my power to target the rainforest given my summoning and incredible power, now I’m unsure what I can actually do.
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>>4219700
that sounds like the beginning of a existential crisis.
I don't think there are any therapy for gods
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>>4219629
As you use your magic remotely, I compared this to unsummoned magic. So far as reference for an area of effect spell, we have WARP ZONE which covers a 2 km radius. The Amazon is over 5 million km square.

>>4219673
Yes
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>>4219706
I’m going to clone myself a therapist. Back in the old days I could terraform planets on a whim, now I just can’t seem to even keep the eye of Ra up for more than 10 seconds anymore. Is there like some deity-viagra I can get my hands on?
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>>4219712
>Is there like some deity-viagra I can get my hands on?
try pyramid nuking. that never fails to get hard
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>>4219709
Then I have my gang trap the door(a tripwire tied to a bomb) and have everyone have guns pointed at it at all times.
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>>4219700
>>4219706
*grabs a pen* So imho, when did these negatives thoughts started?
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Rolled 93, 44, 87, 34, 79, 4, 61, 15, 1, 14, 19, 76, 69, 23, 52, 35, 88, 77, 91, 19 = 981 (20d100)

>>4219130
Action 1: Order the factory to work on the light warhead

Action 2: Send the Egyptian army, armed with disintegrators and light guns, to fully assault the shadow monastery. I know it’s location as the Copts returned to the food.
I believe gob is inside so try and hurt him.

Action 3: Task my factory to begin producing an arcanomechanical gunship to deliver the bomb with disintegration cannons for mass destruction, motion sensor protection for Arkham-threats, hypersonic engines and energy shields
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>>4219745
Well I went to bed one night to rest after a long week of research and I woke up on some random island surrounded by a load of eldritch beings.

Then this one reptile one exploded my limbs with a rock and blinded me with a dead bird. I suppose that’s when the feelings of powerlessness started,
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>>4219737
I think setting traps counts as an action
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>>4219718
>not best quality but its low effort
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>>4219755
Interesting, interesting
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>>4219757
Then I just and have everyone have guns pointed at it.
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>>4219755
Hahahaaaaa, good times.
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>>4219794
Those were not good times.
I was even wearing a golden helmet and I still was blinded, cruel.
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>>4219802
Oh like you were better, you dropped a cone of rock on me and Gob, just as we woke up!
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>>4219802
That sounds terribly similar to a sex dungeon
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>>4219802
And hat almost killed you
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>>4219763
PLEASE VOTE
BALL IS BETTER THAN TRIANGLE
TRIANGLE IS ILLUMINATI
BALL IS MESSI

>>4219802
you are so blinded (lol) by grief that you missing the good parts
like not going batshit crazy cuz you couldn't see

>>4219817
in hindsight it was way worse
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>>4219814
For your information, I conjured that rock around you, it was completely harmless. And hey, if you’d stayed there you wouldn’t have gone insane from Arkham.

>>4219819
That did. Luckily I could conjure nanobots to fix my injuries in time.

>>4219824
No. Triangle is superior.
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>>4219833
NONSENSE
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>>4219836
You’re wrong though, so take that.
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>>4219840
the pyramid is HIERARCHICAL. it is CAPITALISTIC
the ball, on the other hand, is all round and soft, the same on all sides
it is good for everyone
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>>4219941
Should i make a sex joke?
>turns to Gob
this is about that right ?
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>>4219824
I am a fierce opponent of the triangle. So even though I do not condone any of your actions, I must vote for you.
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>>4219955
The true reason the eye of ra had no effect.
QM exposed (Gone Wrong, gone sexual)
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>>4219961
>He still thinks in two dimensions >>4212700
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>>4219965
I’m gonna work out where that infection is, message myself back in time and hit that critical eye of ra directly where it hurts.
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>>4219970
But the question is: will it affect our present? Or just create a diferent timeline that doesn't affect us at all?
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>>4219130
TWENTY-SIXTH TURN

If you are a lurker >>4219223, don't forget that you can vote for KEK's actions!

Art: "LICH" by TSABER, Creative Commons license

>>4219142
Q: Can he finish the machine?
Odds: Likely (previous turn)
Rolls: 91, 25
A: No, Yes

You are making slow but steady progress on the Machine. It would be much easier if the arcano-engineers were on site. Although the plans are detailed, what exactly a "phlogiston-resistant tube" is is unclear.

[3rd action was conditional, and is lost]

KEK
>Machine 2/5

>>4219325
Q: Can he attack the White House?
Cult Rank: Low + 3 RS (see prev turn) = High
DC: Above Average (about 2000 ppl fit in White House according to a Quora question)
Rolls: 51, 89
A: Yes, No

Q: How many of his men die?
Roll: 35 / 5 = 7%
7% * 10 = 0.7

Q: Can he recruit some people?
Appeal, DC: Avg
Roll: 41
A: Yes

Recruit roll: 70

Q: Is it apes that he recruits?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 11
A: Yes

You send 10 of your gang through the wormhole doors until you reach the White House.

"Кpyтo! Reinforcement come! Nice! Nice!" a Russian guard tells your men.

Their answer is the only one they know: hellfire. They walk through the corridors and eliminate every Russian and animal shadow that they can find. This is like shooting sitting ducks. The shadows, without clear orders from their master, are helpless and barely defend themselves at all. After Donald Trump's escape on the helicopter, all of the White House's staff evacuated, except one maid who was hidden in a closet, who they rescue.

You recruit more apes. Looks like you have found your niche.

READRYTH
>30 cultists (apes, Deadeye 3/3)
>70 cultists (apes)
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>>4219999
different*
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>>4220001

>>4219484
Q: Can he turn the White House into plane of shadow?
Presence: Low
DC: Avg
Roll: 10
A: Yes

Q: Does the bunker still exist in the Plane of Shadow?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 15
A: Yes

Q: How many soldiers enter in one round? How about 100?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 96
A: Crit No
A: 10

Q: Can he raid Readryth's HQ?
Cult Rank: Weak + 2 RS (surprise effect) = Below Avg
DC: Exceptional
Roll: 62
A: No

>GOB
Your presence warps and twist reality around you. The entire White House turns into its Plane of Shadow equivalent; a ruined house with a broken roof, inhabited by the immortal lich overlord, who rules over the ghoul nation.

The bunker still holds, although the oxygen levels are low. You can't bring tinfoil, as you have lost control of the rest of the White House.

You send shadows to Readryth's camp. The place is really nice: patriotic and all American. So, getting there is certainly easy, but the glory of the Confederate battle flag hanging proudly in the air does have an effect on your troop's morale. Moreover, his camp is protected by traps and a giant Gorgon. Your shadows get slaughtered and Readryth works on blocking the wormhole door. Little does he know that you can open any other door...

>Yes, he went from blocking the door to setting a trap >>4219737. Very clever, I must say. I should have rolled for my answer.

>>4219613
Q: Can The Magician locate the orb?
Odds: No Way (see Turn 6)
Roll: 26
A: Yes

Q: Same orb as Kek's?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 69
A: Yes

Q: Can The Tree find the whereabouts of dragon plant?
Odds: No Way (see Turn 12) - 1 RS (no Internet)
Roll: 90
A: Crit No
Crit: scam

Q: Can the Magician teleport nukes?
Power: Superhuman
Roll: 54
A: Yes

>FATHER ARKHAM
Tarot Card 1: The Emperor
Tarot Card 2: The Ace of Wands

[World War 2 Vision] The Magician sees Adolf Hitler, siting next to Eva Braun and holding her hand, on an airplane. On Hitler's lap sits a powerful orb, that she identifies as an Orb of Crystalline Power, and a scepter. They are fleeing qtoward the southern hemisphere. (Vision ends.)

The Tree comes into contact with Jonathan Cohen of Silvershore Properties >>4206568. Since Eric Silverstein's death, he has inherited his business, including his research notes about the dragon plant. For a salary of 200k USD, he accepts to continue the research. The Tree makes the bank transfer. He will contact you immediately as soon as he makes progress.

The Magician teleports the nukes to The Tree's villa's yard. He reports that he'd have preferred garden gnomes as decoration.

***
IMHOTEPKMET
I've missed your post, going to post below
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>>4220008
Huh, i've always thought the shadows were like regular cultists when not having direct orders, capable of self defense , not walking punch bags, anyway, readryth didn't tried to kill me, so that's cool, not trying to infect his bois again
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>>4220001
TWENTY-SIXTH TURN EXTENDED

>>4219130
Q: Can the factory produce a light warhead?
Odds: Likely (already made pistols)
Roll: 93
A: No

Q: Can he raid the monastery?
Cult Rank: Superhuman
DC: Awesome (Plane of Shadow)
Roll: 44
A: Yes

Q: Can it produce the gunship?
Odds: Unlikely (sounds sophisticated)
Roll: 87
A: No

Random Event Roll: 34
A: New NPC

Your factory is unable to quickly produce the warhead and gunship. Those are difficult requests that will require a lot of planning (that, or your engineers are feeling too comfortable.)

>Using the critical rolled on the Eye of Ra

The Egyptian Army begins the eradication of the Plane of Shadow area, using your light-based technology. The Eye of Ra suddenly opens above them. It blinks, and all the shadows that covered the south-east of Cairo dissolve, including the monastery. All shadow creatures are killed, with one exception: Grayrgunth, the great Shadow Dragon.

Sensing potential in such an alliance, General Salah saved him from Ra's merciless rays under a tent.
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>>4220039
That is answer to >>4219748
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>>4220039
I'm... I'm highly confused rn
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>>4220050
It is a dragon made of shadows or a dragon infected by the shadow plague?
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>>4220054
D-Dragon?
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>>4220039
Dear Imhotepkemet
NATO may freak out if they learn about a dragon considering the special type of bullshit i tried selling them. keep it a secret from them.
KEK
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>>4220062
I’m glad to have so many supporters in these trying times.

Hey wait since Kek is an Egyptian god... let’s ignore that train of thought.
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>>4220054
Neither. It's a normal dragon that's native to the Plane of Shadow.

"Physically seeming insubstantial, shadow dragons had dark and translucent scales which helped them camouflage into the darkness around them. "
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>>4220060
Oh holy shoot i didn't see that, i dunno, i don't know how i got a dragon in first place
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>>4220072
You didn't ,it was hiding in your kitchen eating your cultist rations
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>>4220072
You didn't have a dragon, it was in the area
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>>4220077
Wait, where is Gob?
I thought he was in his base, but I’ve disintegrated it.
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>>4220079
You don't know where he is, but it seems that he wasn't in the base
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>>4220076
That explains what happened to our potato chips
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>>4220079
He is at the white house
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Rolled 47, 76, 97, 66, 11, 5, 39, 30, 27, 10, 84, 20, 50, 21, 39, 69, 100, 41, 51, 71 = 954 (20d100)

>>4220001
>Actions 1/2/3 Finish the machine
I guess I have no real options
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>>4220090
Damn, I hope the americans send me those parts i ask
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>>4220072
i fucking hate it when that happens

>action 1: send The Magician on a crusade after the orb. she is to trust her visions where they lead her.
>action 2: ok we got fucked, not the first time, not the last time, have the Tree keep looking for the damn blood thing by any other means
>action 3: get my two other AoM's and whatever cultist they can gather working on the summoning circle at The Tree's dark mannor
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Rolled 59, 13, 59, 12, 29, 40, 25, 7, 38, 26, 58, 22, 65, 34, 21, 85, 6, 18, 91, 63 = 771 (20d100)

>>4220095
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>>4220001
QM, How big will the range of the telepathy radio will be?
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>>4220039
Last question, the dragon is allied to the Egyptian military, yes or no?
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>>4220102
I'll roll for it when it's finished

>>4220106
As of now, this is undetermined
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Rolled 92, 31, 33, 57, 33, 48, 15, 85, 19, 34, 27, 37, 92, 93, 96, 98, 85, 7, 54, 41 = 1077 (20d100)

>>4220008
Anyway

>infect the remaining russian military bases

>now that all (or most of them) are under my control, at least some of the infected high ranks should know where the secret bases are, make all the bases under my control attack and infect them! (Again, using the military vehicles, weapons, and equipment) (x2)
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Rolled 38, 92, 84, 88, 50, 43, 82, 25, 86, 12, 25, 28, 59, 82, 76, 98, 33, 81, 72, 56 = 1210 (20d100)

>>4220039

Action 1: Produce Light Warhead

Action 2: Produce Gunship

Action 3: Offer the dragon an alliance.
I shall spare it and give it lots of wealth (I’ve heard dragons love treasure), free choice on a mountain to make its home upon and autonomy from my state if it agrees to help me in ruining Arkham’s plans to be summoned.
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>>4220113
Also if it doesn't counts as an action:

>turn on the radio to hear something while i just wait

>>4220022
Btw, don't you hate when you discover your minions are useless without orders? Like, i legit thought my shadows could do stuff for themselves (sad shadow noises)
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>>4220127
that gunship is cursed
next roll its gonna fail too
here calling it
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>>4220135
Then make a submarine
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>>4220135
Well if I do manage to produce it there’s no force on heaven or earth that’s going to take it out in a straight fight. I’m making this thing to kill gods in direct confrontation.
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>>4220142
it knows
that's why its messing with your rolls
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>>4220144
Truly the game is conspiring against me.
I’m gonna put magic amps in it to channel my spells directly through it, call it Ra’s Chariot and style on you
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>>4219255
>Weren’t the shadows covering a substantial portion of earths surface?
Not Yet. With your IQ of 1000, you calculate the grey goo formula.

y = 3^x km^2 , where x is the number of turn

In 13 turns, it will cover the entire Earth's surface.
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>>4220147
dude that's actually pretty fucking stylish
like
broadcasting spellcasting like it was a concert or something
that's so rad
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>>4220155
That is actually a lot of time. I have been preparing for like 3 turns max.
I will make the guess that by 4 it gets to the ocean. then we can probably kill ourselves
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>>4220155
Talking about that, how much the plague has spread in the amazon jungle and NY?
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>>4220184
Amazon Jungle: 243 km^2
New York: 65,610 infected
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>>4220155
Recalculating.
As the infection is also spreading from New York, make that 6 turns
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>>4220197
Wait, that calculation is wrong. make that 11-12 turns
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Rolled 20, 68, 41, 24, 14, 21, 50, 71, 26, 76, 12, 80, 84, 30, 19, 25, 27, 24, 24, 4 = 740 (20d100)

>>4220001
1&2: recruit.

3: look for a {A key to a better you} candidate.
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>>4220197
Cool, cool, and russia, kinda
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>>4220147
Nice
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>>4220192
Hey how many men did Gob lose?
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>>4220216
About 2000
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>>4220127
I accept your alliance proposal,
but can you specify what "any mountain" means? Anyone on the world? Or anyone on your territory?
Oh and I'm a him not a "it"
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>>4220267
Is that your biological gender, or the one you identify with?
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>>4220267
i think imho is talking about another dragon lol
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>>4220267
I was talking to the shadow dragon but allying with you also would be perfectly fine.

If I give you all the materials to be summoned you promise to not betray me until you’ve successfully managed to erase Arkham from existence?
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>>4220272
99% sure it's my biological gender and the one I identify with, and it's only 99% because of *looks over at Arkham and Kek* reasons.
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>>4220291
im ball
my gender is ball
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>>4220291
I have done nothing yet
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>>4220294
I'm pretty sure you change your gender to a female, and *looks down at your dress/skirt* what other reason could you be wearing that for.
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>>4220294
>>4220297
And the reason I'm looking at you two is because I fully know you can change my gender
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>>4220236
Sad, anyway i'm not attacking readryth anymore (unless he attacks me first,t btw)
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>>4220316
we both know i don't repeat stunts , next box will contain something different
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>>4220282
Oh! I'm sorry, I thought you meant the, well, part dragon lizard man.

And also I accept these terms and agreements for our alliance.
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>>4220317
Ok then, I won't attack you anymore unless you attack me first aswell.
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>>4220324
then im going to change your gender
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>>4220331
Ok then- wait I mean ""oh no, not my gender, whatever will I do if it was switched. It would be such a travesty""
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>>4220324
Wonderful.
You in person should be more than capable of preventing the spheres summoning.
I’d do it myself but I’m occupied with making stuff for the United Nations and trying to stop Gobs apocalypse and work on my own projects, so my hands are tied at the moment.
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>>4220336
>>4220334
i love it
you guys have no idea of the bullshit im pulling next turn lol
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TWENTY-SEVENTH TURN

Speed update, I might have missed an action or two

>>4220090
Q: Can KEK finish the machine?
Odds: likely (see prev. turns)
Rolls: 47, 76, 97
A: Yes, Yes, No

You make good progress on your strange machine. The Chinese engineers have kept the more esoteric part for last, and require further assistance from Imhotepkemet's eldritch engineers for completion.

KEK
>Machine 4/5

>>4220113
Q: Can he infect the remaining bases?
Odds: Unlikely (after the previous attack, the Russians must have planned something)
Roll: 92
A: Crit No

>GOB

You want to infect the remain military bases, but find that the Russians have evacuated them. Even the few secret bases that you discover the location of, are empty. That strategy was recommended to Putin by Donald Trump. They are going to make themselves more invisible than a shadow, and fight back with the power of light and justice.

>>4220127
Q: Can he produce the ligh warhead?
Odds: Likely (see prev. turn)
Roll: 38
A: Yes

Q: Can he produce the gunship?
Odds: Unlikely
Roll: 92
A: Crit No
Crit: protest

Q: Can he make an alliance with the dragon?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 84
A: No

>IMHOTEPKEMET

The light warhead is produced. At the center of it is an artificial mini sun, and on the sides, an incantation to Lord Ra written in hieroglyphs.
The gunship is not produced. The eldritch engineers are protesting and want a raise, to reward their "unique skillset".

The dragon asks for details about your planet, more specifically, the underground world. General Salah tells him about the underground wonders of the pyramid, and the beautiful home he could get in a cyclopean cavern. The majestic creature waits night time to fly toward the pyramids, never to be seen again.

>>4220208
Q: Can Readryth recruit more apes?
Appeal: Avg
DC: Avg
Rolls: 20, 68
A: Yes, No

Recruit Roll: 24

Q: Can he find a {Key} candidate?
Power: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 41
A: Yes

More mutant apemen are brought to your ranch, with promises of being allowed to breed with human females.

One of your cultists in the White House, Jim Bob, develops {A Key to a Better You}. After having saved America from the shadow menace, he unlocks his potential as a superhero. He's able to summon a limb of Raedryth and shape it into the form of a mask, which gives him super-strength. This super-strength increases if he's in the presence of the President of the United States or a senator.

READRYTH
>90 cultists (apes)
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>>4220378

>>4220095
>>4220100
Q: Can the Magician gain more visions of the orb?
Odds: No Way (see prev. turn)
Roll: 59
A: No

Q: Can the Tree find better clues about dragon blood?
Odds: No Way
Roll: 13
A: Yes

Q: Same location?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 12
A: Critical Yes
Crit: same notes

Q: Can they make the summoning circle?
Cult Rank: Low (UK cult) - 2 RS (batshit crazy)
DC: Avg
Roll: 59
A: No

>ARKHAM

The Magician goes on her crusade. She channels the spirit of Adolf Hitler, who is very angry about his sleep being disturbed. He refuses to help her, and attacks her brain. The Magician is hurt, and blood comes out of her ears.

Jonathan Cohen contacts back The Tree. He has found data about the plant from "Dr. Ivy Evans" in Silverstein's notes. He will share the data, but only if the Tree transfers to him his entire bank account and real estate ownership.

A few British cultists gather in the dark manor, and sacrifice a fellow cultist to trace the circle with his blood. Because of schizophrenia, they are unable to draw anything coherent, and draw ominous looking eyes.
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Rolled 68, 74, 75, 99, 48, 62, 93, 54, 57, 71, 60, 3, 45, 97, 10, 93, 92, 79, 24, 92 = 1296 (20d100)

>>4220381
>action 1: get The Magician & Love back to Tree's Mannor
>action 2/3: all AoM's join hands, all cultists join hands, everybody joins hands in silence and peace
THEN TELEPORT THE WHOLE MANNOR INTO THE INNER WORLD
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man i can take on imho and even raedryth
but the rngod?
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>>4220378
Do I need to spend an action to transfer the light warhead the UN wanted me to make over to them?

Also, is sending Readryth my second dragons blood sample and my orb free?
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>>4220389
>Can''t channel Hitler
>Knows where he's been hiding anyway
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>>4220393
Yes to all. Transfer between allies was determined to be free.
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Rolled 45, 83, 69, 90, 37, 50, 11, 32, 98, 86, 58, 79, 1, 79, 7, 87, 19, 16, 71, 80 = 1098 (20d100)

>Action 1; take control of more of the chinese Government by having them talk about the misterius pepe.com
>Action 2; get the Arco.Engineers online with the private web the chinese have so they can assist with action 3
>Action 3 finish the machine
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>>4220395
im about to end the world's longest hide and seek game
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>>4220378
Important question: do they left their weapons inside the secret bases?
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Rolled 51, 70, 79, 73, 73, 1, 48, 73, 6, 39, 56, 58, 47, 78, 20, 15, 84, 7, 6, 96 = 980 (20d100)

>>4220378

Send Readryth my Orb of Crystalline Perfection and my second dragons blood sample (Give the orb back once you’re done)

Give the UN the bomb they asked me to make for them, they know what to do with it.

Action 1: Return to Egypt, time to visit Alexandria. Shout at the arcano engineers a bit.
You’ve been slacking on helping Kek, which is acceptable, but slacking on me in outrageous.
Give them a whole bunch of rewards for their work so far, women, houses, anime cat girls, whatever these nerds want, throw a bunch of paradoxes in their minds that they can’t help but think about and don’t remove them until they’re sorry, remind them who’s king brain dick around here.

Action 2, 3: With the arcano-engineers hopefully corralled and myself now present at the factory proper, work can now accelerate massively.
All my most precious resources are now focussed at this precise location, let’s make something happen.
High Magic [Maximised Matter Manipulation], combined with all seven arcano engineers working full time, combined with the factory, combined with limitless wealth, work on that gunship.

In fact, make the design more ambitious, add magical enhancers and the ability for me to cast spells directly from it as a focus to the blueprint.
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>>4220427
Oh forgot to mention [Supreme Intelligence] to assist me as well.

And those rolls... they’re alright? Hopefully good enough given all the situational bonuses.
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>4220426
1-5: no
6: left some weapons behind
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>>4220427
i told you
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>>4220435
Yep, you did, fair on that.
It’s cursed.
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>>4220378
>Jim Bobs {Key to a Better You}
Nice.

1: begin the process of making more Gorgons using the forge.

2&3: recruit robotics engineers.
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Rolled 51, 67, 34, 71, 95, 43, 47, 52, 92, 13, 69, 90, 1, 55, 38, 41, 89, 10, 14, 12 = 984 (20d100)

>>4220458
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>>4220458
You not going to summon yourself?
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>>4220433
Hey did Gob move his orb from the shadow monastery?
If not, did I recover it?
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>>4220469
The orb and dragons blood hasn't come yet
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Rolled 92, 22, 96, 95, 12, 51, 74, 31, 60, 10, 29, 97, 65, 2, 91, 32, 23, 48, 4, 32 = 966 (20d100)

>>4220433
Awww, well, at least i have my bases weapons, maybe not nuclear but at least they're high-tier

>>4220378

>make all my bases start invading poland (using all the stuff in them: weapons, vehicles, equipment, intelligence, everything) and infect everything in their way

>infect imho's factory

>infect the place where my cultists found the plant in the tajik mountain
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>>4220480
I killed my russian bois, epic
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>>4220470
Wait, the orb stills around? I thought it, like, gets destroyed when it gets used
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>>4220485
Nope, it's reusable
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>>4220480
Hm.

This does bring up the question, are gods immune to being infected by your plague?
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>>4220492
If not then I might intentionally get infected for the buffs, just need to devise a way to keep my mind.
Tempting,
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>>4220492
I think you gotta roll like with the warp zone each time you would be infected, but with another stat, psyche i guess
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>>4220503
Well at least the factory still has Ra miniguns everywhere. That should help buy time.
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>>4220505
The thing is: are they automatic? Because infected workers won't control them
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>>4220518
The factory is fully automated by the tortured souls of the suffering dead I believe
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>>4220522
As i remember, they're just an energy source for the machines, but i dunno
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>>4220531
I’m not sure either. I know the arcano engineers are there to design stuff.
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>>4220538
Well, we must wait until next turn to see what actually happened
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>>4220544
Yeah probably.
Kinda annoying you dropped that on me while I was inside, but as the infection progresses slow it’ll probably not get me. If it does everyone is screwed and you’ll certainly take it.

I also think it’s cast as if you’re unsummoned due to the distance involved, QM said that when I used eye of ra.
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>>4220549
the eye didn't work bc you didn't know where the infected area was, but i know where the factory is so...
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>>4220744
what imho says is that op said that distance weakens our attacks
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>>4220750
Well, when i infected the russian bases the difficulty was still average, so i think it doesn't change with the distance
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>>4220785
>>4220750
>>4220549
>>4220490

To [ALL] ;
Are you tired of not having more actions each turn?
Would you like to lose weight?
Does your existence only serve as a reminder that life is pain?
We got the product for you my friend! With the new and improved version of the Viagra pill.
You will burn so much energy that you will feel like dying!
Drug your problems away and put a smile on you face!

From
-The wandering salesman
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>>4221069
>>4220001
im this guy?
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>>4221166
We both are.
wellcome to this sinking boat
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>>4221166
Yes.
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I'm working on the update.

I'm beyond the wall of tiredness. But I'm in my work hours so I must stay awake and monitor that I don't get emails or Skype calls on the work laptop.

If I mess up an action then you get a free action in the next turn.
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>>4221235
don't burn yourself out , if you need to rest no one is going to judge you. We are all human and you are doing a lot of work
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>>4221242
I can't rest because I'm in my work hours. So I might as well post here. 4chan's my home.
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>>4220378
TWENTY-EIGHTH TURN

>>4220389
Q: Can they teleport the manor?
Power: Superhuman
DC: Exceptional (he doesn't know the target location)
Rolls: 68, 78, 75

>ARKAMU

The Magician rolls on the floor in the middle of a cultist circle, while speaking in tongues. With the AoM gathered together, the power of teleportation is high, and the manor gets teleported through the ground to Agartha, the land below. They appear in the middle of endless grassland. Agartha is a pure land, a paradise of wilderness unsoiled, and city-states of peace and civilization, ruled by philosopher-kings. For this reason, it has been compared to the mythic land of Shambhala.

>>4220405
Q: Can he propagate pepe.com?
No, Internet is down
Q: Can he finish the machine?
Odds: Likely (cf. prev. turn)
Rolls: 83, 69
A: Yes

Many of the workers died of exhausting, but the strange machine is finished, according to your design (>>4217519) and improved by the arcano-engineers for the telepathic interface. It's only missing a telepath to make the system work fully, but responds well to theorical testing with 99.9% probability of success.

KEK
>The Machine 5/5

>>4220427
Q: Can he push the engineers to work?
Appeal: High
DC: Minuscule (sounds intimidating)
Roll: 51
A: Yes

Q: Can he make the gunship?
Odds: Very unlikely (design more ambitious) + 5 RS (1000 IQ present) = Very Likely
Rolls: 70, 79
A: Yes

Unfortunately, handing out punishments is the only way for disrespectful and whiny collaborators to show respect. It is as if those little worms enjoy getting crushed repeatedly. The paradoxes push them beyond the limits of rationality, creating a painful brain overload. They beg for mercy.

With your kind and gentle presence to draw the blueprints, it is now possible to build the magitek airship. The result is a beautiful work of magical craftmanship, with phlogiston-powered drives, anti-Arkham motion sensors, energy shields, tinfoil shields, Ra beams, and of course, a magical enhancer on the helm for the captain.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>magitek gunship 5/5

>>4220458
>>4220461
Q: Can he forge Gorgons?
Odds: 50/50 (see turn 17)
Roll: 51
A: Yes

Gorgon roll: 71 / 20 = 3.5

Q: Can he recruit engineers?
Appeal: Avg
DC: Above Avg
Rolls: 67, 34
A: No, Yes
Recruit roll: 71 / 10 = 7.1

You forge 3 new gorgons. They join the mother gorgon in the defensive tasks; the pattern is three gorgons patrolling together, and one gorgon patrolling at random locations. This ensures that intruders cannot guess the defensive pattern.

You the engineers visions of your ranch, the high degree of technology that it possesses: 3D printer factory, semi-sentient robots, and best of all, a work environment that is friendly and non-stressful, where one can reach their potential. That is such a nice, comfortable environment, that is, before you are turned into a monster...

READRYTH
>4 Gorgons (metal bull)
>10 engineers (Texas)
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>>4221374

>>4220480
Russian army = 900k soldiers
Gob Owns 75% => 75% * 900k = 675k => Awesome rank
Polish army = 118k => Incredible rank

Q: Can he invade Poland?
Cult Rank: Awesome + 1 RS (shadow)
DC: Incredible + 2 RS (defensive bonus) = Superhuman
Roll: 92
A: Crit No

Q: Can he infect Imho's factory?
Power: High
DC: Exceptional (defensive weaponry)
Roll: 22
A: Yes
(forgot random event, for next turn)

Q: Can he infect Imho?
Power: High
DC: Avg (Mindlock) + 5 RS (range attack) = Awesome
Roll: 95
A: Crit No

Q: Can he infect the plant location?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 96
A: No

The mindless shadow troops and tanks advance toward Poland. NATO troops come to their defenses, equipped with Imhotep's anti-shadow weapons. It's a true massacre, with not a single one of your units surviving (A.K.A., rolled a 92). President Putin, President Trump and President Kim Jong-un have a secret meeting in Iceland to discuss the counter attack. It's going to be... bloody.

The infection of Imhotepkemet's is successful. Although the workers are equipped with Ra beam guns, the infection does not stop, and they end up shooting each other. Imhotepkemet hides in the tinfoil-protected gunship to escape your telepathic waves, with 3 engineers. The workers bang on the door, begging to be saved too, but Imhotepkmet does not open the door to them.

Infection of the dragon blood plants fail, because of the dragon's inherent magical resistance.

GOB
>Bases: Russian 0%, Cuban 11%
IMHOTEPKEMET
>2 eldritch arcano-engineers
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>>4221374
Hey, are my arcano-engineers still alive, or did they die? I can’t let Gob get their hands on them, that’d be absolutely disastrous.
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>>4221374
Do I have the summoning equipment Imhotepkemet gave me?
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>>4221384
Everything that was outside the gunship died.
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>>4221398
Yes
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>>4221402
Including the shadows?

Also, do I have 2 or 3 engineers, the count says 2 but it says I escaped with 3
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>Action 1; search for powerful telepath to convert in the continent of Asia.
>action 2 ; get them to the machine
>Action 3; turn the machine on , Spamming the pic mentally to anyone in range
They take down the internet, i put the memes in their brain
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Rolled 25, 17, 77, 89, 63, 86, 54, 56, 89, 44, 54, 99, 6, 93, 42, 92, 92, 88, 10, 69 = 1245 (20d100)

>>4221408
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Rolled 32, 96, 66, 33, 60, 62, 94, 83, 14, 24, 8, 97, 14, 19, 79, 36, 85, 23, 62, 78 = 1065 (20d100)

>>4221374

>cast a shadow storm inside the factory

>try to locate the mind of one or more SCPs and try to communicate with it (maybe in the location readryth found)

>infect a populated location in tokyo
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Rolled 66, 63, 71, 82, 46, 39, 12, 65, 47, 91, 66, 9, 53, 99, 49, 8, 46, 79, 86, 17 = 1094 (20d100)

>>4221374
1&2: begin my summoning.

3: have my engineers begin work on a humanoid robotic body.
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>>4221414
We all got doubles lmao
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Rolled 31, 31, 45, 51, 98, 33, 75, 62, 71, 52, 40, 93, 38, 57, 29, 45, 36, 28, 6, 54 = 975 (20d100)

>>4221374
Time to begin my greatest project.

Action 1: Begin working on project [Eldritch Military-Industrial Complex]

The success of the factory is limited only in the fact that there is only one factory, easily attacked.

Expand factories throughout Egypt in countless locations, have my remaining arcano engineers work on half of the technical details whilst my 1000 IQ self handles administration, resource allocation and half of the technical details.

We’re overhauling the entire Egyptian wartime production, this is going to be rough.

If this is completed my capacity to produce eldritch technology will be unmatched and so spread out there won’t be a single point of failure.

Action 2: Second verse same as the first, [Eldritch Military-Industrial Complex]

Action 3: Take Ra’s Chariot on a test flight over to the Amazon, begin using its on-board scanners to try and locate tainted areas, and destroy them if possible.
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>>4221422
>>4221414
>>4221412
>>4221409

everyone has dubs>
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>>4221427
You can also participate.
Join me brother , together we will bring KEK word
to any who is not deaf
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>>4221406
It's 3. I was hesitant because the vision in my head was not perfectly clear.
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>>4221422
But the thing is: can you flight through a tornado?
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>>4221406
Yes including the shadows
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>>4221444
Probably, your shadow storm is made of shadows, and my gunship has upscaled cannon variants of the ra miniguns. As my personal friend and mentor Jimmy Neutron would say, “Gotta Blast!”
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>>4221444
Fly* i'm stupid
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>>4221448
I dunno bro, tornados are pretty big tho
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>>4221437
lets try and get summoned me
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>>4221470
let the fools fight among themselves,then swoop in and win
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>>4221470
>>4221473
Booth good suggestions. The plan is first to fry Gobs brain by downloading the autobiography of 800.000.000 people into his mind.
That would stop the gray goo
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>>4221475
Gob and Arkham must be stopped at all costs.

Arkham can’t be allowed to ever summon himself into reality, or he’ll bring about total bedlam to the surface while hiding in the below world where we can’t get him easily.
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>>4221492
He won't do that, then where is he going to have romantic evenings with PEPINA
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>>4221499
Probably in the middle of bedlam
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>>4221475
As i've said before, when i lose control of the shadows they don't stop, just act like regular cultists or become savages, but i dunno if QM will apply that or just... Make them useless punch bags like before
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>>4221505
It’s your presence stat that supercharged the grey goo catastrophe though, that’s the main catalyst for it
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>>4221505
Dear Gob
That implies that the grey goo can be convince to see the light of KEK. Choose your next words very carefully
XOXO


--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4221492
You're talking to the guy who infected like 100 millions of people with a frickin' virus in like 5 turns
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>>4221512
just trap gob in an area with no darkness
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>>4221514
I started very late so i had to be very smart
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Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d2)

First roll
1) Nyarlathotep attacks Imhotepkemet
2) doesn't

Second roll
1) Abraham Lincoln attacks Gob
2) doesn't
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>>4221519
nice
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>>4221519
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>>4221514
True, but he’s less of a threat than you.

It goes:
High priority: Arkham, Gob (Openly hostile)
Medium priority: Kek (Allies of convenience)
Ally: Readryth
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>>4221525
our plan right now should be taking down father arkham honestly
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>>4221519
Wait, huh?
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>>4221519
Lincoln?! Oh no
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>>4221530
Nah , he won't mess with us. It's in the contract we made so he can have access to PEPINA
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Rolled 16, 14, 20, 18, 4, 8, 3, 13, 2, 19, 7, 17, 15, 9, 11, 5, 12, 6, 18, 13 = 230 (20d20)

>>4221519
NYARLATHOTEP
Mass convert Imhotepkemet's cult x2
Take over the factory x1

ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Teleport ghouls inside the bunker x2
Cast Time Stop at the door x1

VLADIMIR PUTIN
Hack the bunker's door x3

DONALD TRUMP
(if the door opens) Drop a light bomb inside the bunker x3

PROJECT EARTHGATE
Infiltrate Kek's cult x2
Infiltrate Imhotepkemet's cult x1

PROJECT KIRA
Telepathic attack on Father Arkham x2
Telepathic attack on Kek x1
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>>4221534
KIM JONG-UN
Track down Arkham x3
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>>4221534
We are all dead
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Rolled 67, 15, 20, 96, 34, 4, 7, 95, 72, 19, 63, 40, 12, 24, 40, 80, 78, 51, 78, 11 = 906 (20d100)

>>4221534
>>4221537
Messed up my rolls
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>>4221534
Where did Nyarlathotep come from?
This is unexpected. And what’s with the dice?
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>>4221534
20D20?
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>>4221540
Turn 23
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>>4221534
what the fuck
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>>4221534
I'm fucked
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>>4221540
Dear Imothepkemet
Now that Gob has gotten deck by the humans I'm going to take control of the gray goo and complete one of my great desires.
What's your opinion on the matter?
Pic related

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4221551
It’s not actually grey goo it’s just a bunch of shadows. They’re not robots.

>>4221549
Hey I kinda got screwed more. Nyarlathotep is like both of us combined and he’s gunning for me.
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>>4221556
thats why this >>4221505 was so important for me. I'm going to try

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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Dang it, if i die i won't give that extra power to readryth and his bois

Also, if i die i've been thinking in QMing a gob quest, if anyone's is interested (it would be in a different timeline but maybe some of the events that happened here will appear somewhere)

>>4221560
I -think- that they don't follow others orders unless i tell them to do so (jihakuza is an example), so if i die mayyyybe they will not obey anyone
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Rolled 40, 50, 72, 17, 21, 57, 55, 50, 64, 43, 28, 83, 21, 79, 92, 100, 40, 30, 34, 23 = 999 (20d100)

>>4221374
YEAH BOY!

>>4221539
wait what motherfucking Kim Jong-Un lives?!

>action 1: use The Magician's power to channel Adolph Hitler and find that damn orb and staff!
>action 2: make the non-evolved, AoM's, and ONLY them, work on the circle! the others would fuck it up
>action 3: have The Tree attempt contact with Silverstein's heir, if cellphone doesn't work use The Magician who's just a bigger cellphone, and seal the deal.
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>>4221538
Nope, you are all dead.
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> as you give orders to your cultist you see something approach from the horizon
>you look at it close
> this floating box appears to follow you
what do?
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>>4221574
>anyone's is
Again, I'm stupid
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>>4221574
I’d be interested
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>>4221586
....I open it....
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>>4221597
It apears to be normal viagra pills
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>>4221603
Huh, neat. I see if one of the gang have a erectile dysfunction and give it to them.
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Roll 1d8
1 > they can breath fire now
2 > lose fat, gain more muscle
3-4> Gain a permanent raging boner
5-7> Explosive diarrhea
8 > normal explosión
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Rolled 3 (1d8)

>>4221624
Oh shit
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>>4221629
After realising what you have done you reed the box , there's a warning for being extremely volatile >>4221586
Your cultist won't die but he will never be the same
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>>4221641
*read
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>>4221641
we should look to spread to america in this trying time.

put up anti gob posters with pepe in them
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>>4221593
Cool, cool
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>>4221641
Oh God I am so sorry, oh God
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>>4221650
(Btw I'm talking to the cultist)
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>>4221647
Pepe is technically illegal. That why we are going to spam it with telepathy
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>>4221527
True, but he’s less of a threat than you.

It goes:
High priority: Imhotepkemet (Openly hostile)
Medium priority: Imhotepkemet (Allies of convenience)
Ally: Imhotepkemet
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>>4221647
I think i'm pretty dead so it isn't really necessary
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>>4221659
still,just in case
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>>4221659
Well what’s your physique?
You might survive, mines average so I can take a bit of punishment.
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>>4221659
hang in there
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>>4221655
Not sure what this means
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>>4221663
Spending actions over something that will not give result is not worth it, redirect the effort into getting summoned
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>>4221670
its meant to be cryptic but its too cryptic
basically that you are more of a threat than I am lol
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>>4221681
Not yet.
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>>4221674
Plus, I live in america.
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>>4221684
You do realice Nyarlathotep is going to spank you ass next turn
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>>4221689
That’s entirely possible, Pharaoh’s don’t usually get along with eachother. Only really meant to be one at a time.

This is highly annoying though, having to deal with 3 eldritch beings at once. If I could just focus my attention I’d get a lot more done.
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>>4221692
Give Nyarlathotep this, maybe it works
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>>4221574
Now, here's the funny part. If you die (which hasn't been determined yet) you can still play as KEK.
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>>4221703
is it viagra
hes like 100000 years old, it would kill it
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>>4221707
“Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine”
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>>4221707
ONE OF US!!
ONE OF US!!
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>>4221713
pog
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>>4221499
>>4221501
hey! that's not how it works
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>>4221707
Woah mama

Also, when the heck lincoln appeared? Like, he just appeared to kill me without context?
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>>4221846
he's the statue at Washington .
It's a golem made to defend america in their time of need
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>>4221846
You brought him

>Your presence warps and twist reality around you. The entire White House turns into its Plane of Shadow equivalent; a ruined house with a broken roof, inhabited by the immortal lich overlord, who rules over the ghoul nation.
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>>4221846
You took his house
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>>4221846
that freaked me out too, like motherfucking zombie abraham lincoln teleporting ghouls and casting time magic completely out of fucking nowhere? how in the name of fuck do you plan for something like that?!?!?

i mean, isnt that too much?
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>>4221855
Fellow wizards are always welcome. Though lichdom is a cheap shortcut to true immortality
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>>4221864
>become a lich
>try to eat a pop tart
>It tasted like dust
it's not worth it
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>>4221864
i don't think zombie time mage ghoul master abraham lincoln of the realm of shadows counts as a wizard
or a lich
i can't fit the idea anywhere
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TWENTY-NINTH TURN

I'm not going to roll for the random events in this turn, due to the big surprise round. (I think everyone had a surprise event otherwise.)

Art: "Nyarlathotep" by Shredguts, Creative Commons license

>>4221408
>>4221409
Q: Can KEK find convert a powerful telepath?
Power: Above Average
DC: Above Avg (specialized) + 2 RC (rare) + 1 RC ("powerful") = Incredible
Roll: 89 (4th)
A: No

>KEK

You search for a powerful Asian telepath... but do not find any. Perhaps is it because they know to wear a tinfoil hat?

[Other accións were conditional and are lost]

>>4221414
Q: Can he be summoned?
Cult Rank: Below Avg
DC: Avg
Rolls: 66, 63
A: No

Q: Can his engineers design a robotic body?
Odds: 50/50 (same odds as Gorgon)
Roll: 71
A: Yes

Your cult is lacking in numbers to generate the necessary energy for a successful summoning. They manage to summon your left arm (cf. Robocop), but it dissolves into the aether after a few minutes.

The engineers work on adapting the Gorgon 3D CAD files for the 3D printers, and the design of an electronic nervous system that could adapt to a sentient human (or Readryth's).

READRYTH
>Robotic Body 1/3

>>4221422
Imhotepkemet, The First Pharaoh
Q: Is project EMIC successful?
Cult Rank: Superhuman (see Turn 20)
DC: Incredible (see Turn 20)
Rolls: 31, 31
A: Yes, Yes

Q: Can Ra's Chariot locate the tainted areas?
Odds: Unlikely (on-board scanner is a new one... but is thematical)
Roll: 51 (4th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Rolling for Ra's Chariot gun power
01-10: Weak
11-20: Low
21-40: Below Avg
41-60: Avg
61-80: Above Avg
81-90: High
91-00: Exceptional
Roll: 98 (6th roll)

Q: Destroy them?
Power: Exceptional
DC: High (huge area, even for a summoned being)
Roll: 45
A: Yes
Destruction Roll: 33%

Project Eldritch Military-Industrial Complex is a big success. With you personally managing the logistics, it is much, much faster to purchase factories and modify them. You sacrifice widows and orphans to power the machineries with their life force.

You embark on Ra's Chariot and fly over the Amazon. Two of Ra's eyes -- cloned and non-sentient, yet still powerful -- installed on the Chario's canons, blink and beam the shadow abominations below. The lungs of the Earth still need more cleaning, but it's good progress (33% cleared).

IMHOTEPKEMET
>3 Eldritch Factories
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>>4221997


>>4221997
>>4221578
Q: Can the Magician channel Adolf Hitler?
Odds: Impossible (not only is he an epic NPC, but he's now hostile)
Roll: 40
A: No

Q: Can the AoM work on the circle?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 50
A: Yes

Q: Can the Tree contact Silverstein's heir?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 72
A: Yes

Adolf Hitler refuses to be summoned! He's getting really angry now, and destroys more of the Magician's eardrums as revenge.

The non-evolved AoM's being work on the circle. The other asks them to paint more funny, schizo eyes, but they refuse. They focus on the assigned task and draw a successful circle.

Unlike the other eldritch horrors who have eleborate sigils, your summoning circle is any poorly drawn circle, but it is very difficult for your cult to accomplish, so congratulations.

The Tree contacts Silverstein's heir, Mr. Jonathan Cohen. Cohen give you the coordinates of the dragon blood plant in the mountains of Tajikistan. Which is pretty far, on the other side of the Earth.

FATHER ARKHAM
>summoning circle
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>>4206734
>>4221534
>>4221537
>>4221539
FOURTH SURPRISE TURN

In which the Inquisition terrorizes the horrors...
Each hit deals 2 RS damage.

>NYARLATHOTEP
Power: Above Avg
Physique: Below Avg
Presence: Above Avg
Mindlock: Avg
Appeal: Avg

Q: Mass convert Imhotepkemet's cult x2
Appeal: Avg
DC: High
Rolls: 67, 15
A: No, Yes

Q: Take over the factory x1
Odds: Very Unlikely
Roll: 20
A: Yes

>ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Q: Teleport ghouls inside the bunker x2
Power: Low (a mere lich)
DC: Avg
Roll: 96, 34
A: No

Q: Cast Time Stop at the door x1
Power: Low
DC: Awesome
Roll: 4
A: Yes

>VLADIMIR PUTIN
Q: Hack the bunker's door x3
Power: Superhuman 2
DC: Awesome (Plane of Shadow DC = ruins = lower)
Rolls: 7, 95, 72
A: Crit yes

>DONALD TRUMP
Q: Drop a light bomb inside the bunker x3
Power: Superhuman (atomic bomb grade)
DC: Avg (Gob's physique)
Rolls: 19, 63, 40
A: Crit Yes, Yes, Yes
-6 RS dmg
Survival DC below 0 => not even rolling => DEAD

>PROJEC EARTHGATE
Q: Infiltrate Kek's cult x2
Cult Rank: Superhuman 2
DC: Superhuman 2 + 2 RS (defensive bonus)
Rolls: 12, 24
A: No, No

Q: Infiltrate Imhotepkemet's cult x1
Cult Rank: Superhuman 2
DC: Exceptional + 2 RS (defensive bonus) = Awesome
Roll: 40
A: Yes

>PROJECT KIRA
Q: Telepathic attack on Father Arkham x2
Power: Superhuman 2
DC: Superhuman (Mindlock)
Rolls: 80, 78
A: No, No

Q: Telepathic attack on Kek x1
Power: Superhuman 2
DC: Below Avg (Mindlock)
Rolls: 51
A: Yes
=> 2 RS mind damage

>KIM JONG-UN
Q: Track down Arkham x3
Odds: Impossible (at center of the Earth)
Rolls: 78, 11, 37
A: No, Yes, No
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>>4222005
While Kek was comfortably drinking a cup of champagne, sitting on his throne in the Primordial Chaos, a group of unknown telepaths invades his mind and causes destruction inside of his brain. His thoughts become unclear; his thinking capacity, diminished. Kek is now a drooling retard, exactly like Azathoth, the blind idiot god sitting at the center of the universe.

>Player KEK takes -2 RS damage to all mind-based activities

The Black Pharaoh Nyarlathotep travels from Cairo to Alexandria, seducing the crowds on his path with his marvels of science (>>4216551) (cf. Lovecraft's "Nyarlathotep"). He goes to the empty factory and claims it as his own. He begins turning the building into a circus and cinema of horror. He advertises that the main attraction is to be the permanent vivisection and degustation of IMHOTEPKEMET's exquisite brain, which on the poster is painted sitting inside of a jeweled Mi-Go jar (cf. Lovecraft's "The Whisperer in Darkness").

>Player IMHOTEPKEMET loses his (first) factory + part of his cult; to be determined how many

The immortal lich king Abraham Lincoln, or more specifically, his twisted, Plane of Shadow equivalent (>>4220008), ponders about his current problem. What fool dared bring the Black House to the material plane?

>President Putin, President Trump and President Kim Jong-un have a secret meeting in Iceland to discuss the counter attack. It's going to be... bloody.

The badass trio orchestrates an attack on the White House. At first, Trump was going to simply drop a Ra bomb inside of the bunker -- an easy task, for he still controlled the opening of the door, which Gob didn't take into consideration when he made the Presidential Emergency Operations Center his base. However, when Gob's eldritch presence brought the shadow equivalent of the White House to our reality, the password changed! Only Russia's quantum computer could break the new one.

BOOM!!! IMHOTEPKEMET'S RA BOMB DETONATES... GOB IS TIME STOPPED BY ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MAGIC... HE CANNOT STOP THE EXPLOSION... HE MADE AN ENEMY OF EVERYONE... EACH ENEMY CONTRIBUTED TO HIS DEFEAT...

As he disappears into oblivion, Gob is reminded of the story of Adolf Hitler, who attacked both the United States and Russia at the same time -- a mistake which had resulted in his banishment to the Hollow Earth.

>Player GOB is permanently dead
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>>4222013
Oh my me.
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>>4222013
first summoned, and first dead in these threads
you can't complain, gob. you did history
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>>4222000
Duble trips
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>>4221997
Why the 4th roll?
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>>4222022
imho: you are fucked. your factory is gone, you got a bigger pharaoh on your ass, and gob is gone
raise that white fucking flag. we can kill each other later. you know damn well i could just wait for you to die by now
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>>4222032
First I had worded it as an Odds question (4th roll), and then if successful, to make the Power check (1st roll). Then I changed it to just a Power check because it was more consistent with previous rolls. I should then have used the first roll but I forgot to change it.
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>>4222041
Ok.
Now it's time for a better plan on my part
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>>4222038
I have 2/3 of my factories still under my command, the chariot and a sizeable portion of the Egyptian army armed with disintegrators. I’m in a much better position than Nyarlathotep.

But for now... I won’t directly interfere with you. That’s Readryths job, that’s why I had him summoned.
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Dear Gob and Arkham
We are fuck by all sides , so i propose we take out the humans before we lose all resources.
Gob, If you tumor in the amazons stops growing i can redirect my efforts into not killing you and do something productive.
Father Arkham , you accidentally denied one of my assets by taking PEPINA underground. So i will need you to make use of your telepath so she can tell me where to find others like her.
Otherwise the chinese are still resisting the word of KEK so wait before i can offer military assistance. If you keep quiet you can hide in Argentine Were the other bullshit i have done is located.

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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QM, do i need to spend actions to troll Nyarlathotep as he is a eldritch god or is it like a NPC?
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>>4222081
Depends what you mean by troll?
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>>4222071
Gob is with Ra now, they play checkers every weekend. I just killed him with my bomb.
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>>4222028
Who's gonna get post >>4222222?
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>>4222071
dear kek, gob is not even a shadow anymore and Love can teleport to your location at your command
i'll make do with The Magician and her three stooges
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>>4222091
I need to know how much I lost of my cult so I’m fully informed when posting my turn, was it quite bad?
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>>4222013
Oh well this just got interesting
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>>4222005
-"Oh dear, it looks like this is a farewell, this world couldn't understand its own potential... It was fun while it lasted... didn't it?"
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>>4222122
It was fun Gob. In another time, another place, we may have been allies, but that’s neither here nor there.

It was fun.
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>>4222122
You will avenge yourself, NOW EMBRACE KEK!!
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>>4222133
>Kek is an ancient Egyptian god of darkness
>darkness

Oh no
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>>4222122
It was indeed fun being with you. We will meet again though, one way or the other. But for now, Goodbye dear friend.
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Okey Kek to the Right , Kek to the Gob;
Here's my plan, feel free to criticize.
We get ourselves a telepath, we put it in the machine , as we are not in a hurry we build pilos around the glove to expand its signal.
Then we spam the image of pepe directly to this planets mind.
What do you think?
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>>4222153
*pilons
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>>4222122
it was fun, gob
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>>4222153
Sounds alright, also you could also try to convert the amazon shadows into memes, maybe even mutating the plague into converting people in memes later
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>>4222177
Should we try directly or wait for our spiker?
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>>4222178
I dunno, you're the main kek
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Rolled 66, 49, 44, 15, 42, 32, 34, 44, 18, 17, 94, 4, 74, 6, 2, 6, 33, 89, 94, 1 = 764 (20d100)

>>4221997
1: continue work on the robotic body and give it built in weapons(guns, knives, ect)

2: have some of the "human" part of the gang get jobs in politics.

3: look into the SCP foundation some more, make sure to be discreet about it.
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>>4222187
our power is not that high but i basically lost last turn so we should take action
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>>4222013
....God, you all made one big, and I mean BIG Mistake. And do you all know what it is?
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>>4222187
Do you think we can take control of some of it in order to redirect it?
Then we could slowly get more control over it
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>>4222200
They forgot to use condom when they fuck us?
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Rolled 51, 27, 32, 67, 26, 100, 68, 54, 76, 70, 55, 10, 13, 72, 51, 62, 12, 42, 58, 83 = 1029 (20d100)

>>4222000
>action 1&2: send The Magician after motherfucking Hitler
>action 3: send Love to KEK's machine
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>>4222203
Yea, maybe

Also, QM, i can't play as gob in future threads right? But can i create a new character then? i have some ideas (Again, future threads)
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Lord Kek, grant me the holy post >>4222222
For the success of all multiplayer threads on /qst/
Amen
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>>4222219
You were denied
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>>4222219
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>>4222207
Nope!
It's that all of you made your enemies way to quickly, and when you didn't have the power to do anything about it. And you didn't even make your enemies into each other's enemies.
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>>4222219
To QM;
You don't need thy blessing , your quests will already succeeded.

KEK
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>>4222232
I kind of... Wanted to start WWIII, but they ALLIED INSTEAD (REEEEEEE)
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>>4222232
I’ve been doing alright I feel. My current enemies aren’t even my fault, Arkham was angry because of the island and Nyarlathotep was out of my control.
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Keks , It is time to vote
>Action 1 and 2 Use PEPINA's control of the warp and memes to use the machine and spam Pepes to everyone
>action 3 Take control/ corrupt part of the grey blob
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>>4222250
Working with NATO is way more beneficial than starting a war believe me
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>>4222257
yup
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>>4222250
A world war never turns up a profit, in all parties involved.
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>>4222272
switzerland seems fine to me
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>>4222272
Working with NATO is so much more rewarding.

Actually I’m the only summoned god at the moment aren’t I?
That’s rather vulnerable.
Any way to unsummon myself?
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>>4222274
Well switzerland is switzerland
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>4222081
>>4222130
1: Yes
2: No
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Rolled 25 (1d50)

>>4222113
The roll is the percentage Nyarlathotep stop from you (regular cultists, not military etc.)

>>4222216
Right, the character Gob is dead with no chance of resurrection
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>>4222262
>>4222272

First, it was to create great chaos, as i am (well, was), after all, a god of darkness and chaos

Second, it was also to distract humans, getting their focus on the conflict and not fully on us

But i failed
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>>4222317
I learnt a lot from Arkham’s attacks, stay mobile, stay above ground and as with all things, keep the tech advantage.

Sorry about the literal nuke built to kill you though, I warned you a while back about messing with the factory. I still feel a little bad,
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>>4222316
That's also a yes to creating a new character in next thread?
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>>4222324
It's ok dude, it was kinda my fault too
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>>4222325
Yes, of course
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>>4222325
Can i recommend the flesh dimension from "the interface series"?
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Rolled 29, 63, 27, 27, 39, 89, 57, 31, 41, 9, 47, 26, 27, 96, 63, 42, 32, 57, 61, 16 = 879 (20d100)

>>4221997
Simple turn, as disastrous as it could be

Action 1: Continue shadow detection and purging with the cloned eyes of Ra. Im not having them used against me.

Action 2: Mass telepathy (With tenochtilian back online I’m in range to do this I believe) all the cultists that just left the cult back into the cult

Action 3: Organise armed soldiers to storm the factory that’s been taken over and bring it back into the fold. Equip with disintegrators.
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>>4222309
To ;The Squid
Listen here you overgrow octopus.We have just killed one of your kind and all of a suden you appear. I will only ask once surrender now and leave earth or we will nuke your tentacle porn wannabe star.Humanity will not surrender to you god damn aliens.

-Donald Trump
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Rolled 17, 6, 36, 95, 3, 10, 30, 36, 29, 54, 37, 12, 83, 10, 87, 55, 73, 11, 79, 89 = 852 (20d100)

>>4222261
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>>4222344
I've already tought some original ideas but i'll check it out
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>>4222413
Neat, so do I for next thread.
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>>4222413
thought*
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>>4222431
I was thinking a physique or presence build next, at the moment my build is really just relying on some juicy abilities with average stats.

Maybe the spirit of rhapsodic party and celebration
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>>4222441
I was thinking in changing my build next thread too, but also thought in new characters in case gob died, so guess i'll use one of those
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>>4222441
I was thinking of a physique, power build. My character right now isn't really good at anything right now besides power and great abilities.

I was thinking of making a waking bio weapon.
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>>4222513
Walking bio weapon*
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>>4222661
I made a huge physique sink back in one of the previous threads, Sen, started shit-talking everyone. ‘Twas a blast.

In my opinion now though appeal seems just way better than physique. Physique can let you tank whole armies, but appeal gets you a whole army, and you’re not hurt when your army is destroyed.
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The best character design I've seen is Carvaxìlseset. It was plant based. Designed to find the dragon blood plant and also destroy them with blight.
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>>4222153
lets do it
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>>4223542
That is just mean, Where's the fun in that?
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>>4223554
Pragmatism can be fun, if done right
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>>4223570
Hmmmmmm.... it is pragmatic but you risk ruining the fun for other players. Especially those whose strategy revolves around being summoned. You basically pull a middle finger and tell them their character is now trash
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>>4223579
Fair. My characters were Carvilaxseset, Sen and Imhotep,
I think if I’d managed to actually secure the only dragons blood sample I’d have sold them to other players after I was summoned for extortionate prices
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>>4223606
i think you should destroy it so you automatically win
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>>4223628
the humans would still want to kill you and the other players would be piss at you
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>>4223642
Too bad if they're pissed, no one likes a sore loser
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>>4223650
>>4223628
I think i have a different concept of "fun"
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>>4223650
you win if no one can be summooned right?
it would be boring otherwise
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>>4223658
Yes, you'd win
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>>4223661
what if the inquisitors destroy all orbs
do you win then?
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>>4223664
you as in qm wuxian btw
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>>4223664
The winning condition for the QM is different, it's to run the thread to the end and not flake.

So if the inquisitors destroy all orbs, the thread ends and I win.
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>>4221997
THIRTIETH TURN

When the ordinal is so big that I had to search how to spell it the dictionary.

Chaos Level increases to 8 in next turn. The craziness will get worse.

Art: "Nyarlathotep" by Winfred-S, Creative Commons license

>>4222188
Q: Can he improve the robot?
Odds: 50/50 (see Turn 29)
Roll: 66
A: Yes

Q: Can his hobos get jobs in politics?
Odds: Impossible (are you kidding me)
Roll: 49
A: No

Q: Can he find more info about SCP Foundation?
Odds: 50/50 (might get intel from Serpent's Hand)
Roll: 44
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 15
A: NPC Action

Random Event Roll: 42
A: Move Toward a Thread

NPC Action
01-20: Amerindians
21-40: Undercity cattle
41-60: Serpent's Hand
61-80: Science Against Witchcraft
81-00: SCP Foundation
Roll: 32

/pol/ generator for information about SCP
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/34440107/#34441817
"what's ebin"
=> most ebin SCP is the original, SCP-173

The hobos, who are the most human part of your cult, look for jobs in politics, but they get politely declined.

The Serpent's Hand provide new information to you. SCP-173, an extremely power, Euclid-ranked creature, is jailed in the Chihuahuan Desert's facility. They remind you that you owe them a favor and request that you build 3 gorgons for them.

More info here: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-173

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Action] One of the human cattle that was trapped in the undercity manages to befriend a gorgon, and escapes on its back at night. They tell the story of the blasphemous ranch to the local newspaper.

[RANDOM EVENT / Move Toward a thread] The engineers continue working on the robotic body's nervous system. They model weapons that can be controlled by the nervous system, and fuse them on the limbs. Tests on an unwilling subject show that the robot fully functional.

READRYTH
>Robotic Body 3/3
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>>4222215
Q: Can the Magician channel Hitler?
Odds: Impossible - 2 RS (accumulated anger -- first time I go below Impossible in Odds!)
Rolls: 51, 27
A: No

Q: Can Love teleport to KEK's machine?
Power: Superhuman
DC: Avg
Roll: 32
A: Yes

>FATHER ARKHAM

The Magician: Adolf Hitler? Are you still there?
>A chair moves slightly
The Magician: Hitler? I can see you...
Adolf Hitler: Leave me alone! I'm resting!
The Magician: Hitler! It's important. I need to find the Orb of Crystalline Power for my master.
Adolf Hitler: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>Her eardrums explode
>Love teleports away.

>>4222355
Q: Can he purge the rest of the shadows?
Power: Exceptional
DC: High (see Turn 29)
Roll: 29
A: Yes

Q: Can he recruit his cultists back?
Appeal: High
DC: High (they're not going to switch back & forth forever)
Roll: 63
A: No

Q: Can he storm the factory?
Power: High (he didn't say how many soldiers, I'll say 10,000)
DC: Superhuman (Nyarlathotep)
Roll: 27
A: No

The marvellous Chariot of Ra flies over the jungle, purging the accursed shadows below. It's quite funny: they look exactly like Gob while they are dissolving (>>4222122). It's like a repeat of his tragic death scene.

You massively invade the minds of your former followers, but they know that you are only a fake pharaoh compared to Nyarlathotep, and refuse to have anything to do with you.

An entire division of the Egyptian army goes after the Factory of Alexandria, but Nyarlathotep tricks of extradimensional physics slaughters them. The dark god's inhuman segmentation of bodies with flesh interfaces (>>4222344) is too horrific for human beings to face. They are forced to retreat, although most of the men will suffer permanent mental illness.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>66% of Gob's shadows purged

>>4222261
Q: Can PEPINA use the machine?
Odds: Somewhat Likely (taking Teleportarium's Odds -- same designers)
Rolls: 17, 6
A: Crit Yes
Crit: she will never fail

Q: Can he corrupt the grey blob?
Power: Above Avg - 2 RS (dmg) = Below Avg
DC: Exceptional (not friendly)
Roll: 36
A: No

Q: Is the Machine stronger than a pyramid?
Odds: Impossible (only designed by Imhotepkemet's mortal engineers)
Roll: 95
A: Critical No
Crit: much below

Machine Range roll: 3

PEPINA sits silently on her throne, at the top of the Machine, which in essence, is a very crude imitation of Imhotepkemet's pyramids. She thinks about her most beloved vision: cursed PEPE. Very impressive! Her brain waves spread on a 3 km radius, spamming mental visions of PEPE to the mind of a large portion of the helpless Xi'an inhabitants. Unfortunately, the waves do not spread far enough to reach South America.

KEK
>283,000,000 cultists (China)
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Rolled 37, 99, 57, 87, 83, 67, 52, 64, 43, 51, 59, 47, 85, 80, 58, 9, 93, 18, 16, 18 = 1123 (20d100)

>>4223698
Action 1: Mass telepathy Military
Action 2: Two remaining factories, begin pumping out hover tanks based off of the gunship chassis.
Heavier armour, heavier shielding, disintegration guns, no magical enhancers

Action 3: Purge the shadows
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>badass trio
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>>4223752
nice
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Kek's what do you say to
>action 1 and 2; use our control over china to produce repeater towers for the machine
Shouldn't be that hard as we only need to copy some specific part of the blueprint

Action 3 i don't know what do you propose
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>>4223757
We should send some more emails to government people
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>>4223770
seem like a solid plan, who do you think we can get. Remember that the world governments use a wrong countermeasure against us
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>>4223769
Yep, that's good
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>>4223772
Uh... I dunno, maybe a big one like trump, or some south american politician
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>>4223778
I din't thought of south america but its a good plan. We already have the Harambes there and we may be able to find one of the orbs in the Inca ruins. do you want to write the email (with a pepe) or do we just send pepes through whatever form of communication they have on the government
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>>4223769
start using chinas trade power to force NK to send envoys to us under the pretence of a trade deal and pepe them
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>>4223788
Email with pic, that works (almost) every time
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>>4223816
North korea was nuked by Arkham and had several deals with the USA. We will not get much from them
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>>4223824
we should still try and use our trade power to spread KEK.

Maybe put images of pepe inside warehouse boxes?
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>action 1 and 2 ; use our control over China to produce repeater towers for the machine
Shouldn't be that hard as we only need to copy some specific part of the blueprint
>Action 3; Send this through the communications systems that the Argentinian government uses

To ; The Senate of Argentina
4 days ago at the hour 17:48 The patrol rout of the military base at the north of Neuquen several blue UFO were observe flying over the city. A patrol was send to investigate and by 18:12 we had lost all communications.
We believe they are heading south and we request permissions to mobilize our forces

Secretary of division 12
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>>4223829
Puting fisical images of pepes is a bad idea , the spread is to small. In the first two turns i used the power of KEK it was 28.000.000 because i took advantage of the internet. Now the internets down and printing pamphlets have a very small spread to be beneficial. that's why we are building a new system of communication. That's why forcing people is something we must avoid , we thrive on open systems
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>>4223834
Who wants to roll?
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Rolled 72, 87, 72, 37, 38, 78, 34, 95, 78, 91, 84, 19, 78, 78, 72, 46, 7, 80, 29, 37 = 1212 (20d100)

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>>4223844
Damn
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>>4223844
wow thats bad
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>>4223844
Well at least your most valuable assets didn’t just probably explode
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>>4223850
Nah, She can never fail, that was the crit.
This is just replicating things we have
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Rolled 73, 68, 82, 39, 50, 90, 17, 81, 51, 73, 91, 97, 69, 43, 93, 16, 2, 62, 37, 40 = 1174 (20d100)

>>4223696
1: build 3 gorgons for The Serpent's Hand.

2&3: mass-produced the robot bodies, make it possible for them to be used by a remote control.
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It’s a shame that The Last Defender hasn’t graced this thread with his presence yet.
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>>4223884
He did, though, but was deleted
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>>4223893
Still playing autistic dictator in your little playpen, eh ShortDick/Wu Bastard?
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>>4223884
Who the fuck is the last defend->>4223894
WHO THE FUCK IS THE LAST DEFENDER!?!
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My senses tell me some autism is happening
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>>4223906
The Last Defender is some British guy who likes posting children's cartoons and spams my thread thinking that I'm QM ShortTrip. QM ShortTrip has upset his feelings by rigging the rolls for the wedding of his waifu.

You can look at his post history, he began his career by spamming "wedding cake".

https://archived.moe/qst/search/username/The%20Last%20Defender/order/asc/
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>>4223920
I-i don't even know what going on anymore.
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>>4223931

He’s actually Russian or at least of Russian descent according to something he said in another thread. I’m assuming he uses Casey Jones as his profile pic of sorts with the whole “wild vigilante” connection. Also his first breakout post was this.
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>>4223920
loser
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>>4223957
Don't be rude , we are all friends here
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>>4223960
except him
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>>4223972
maybe...
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>>4223698
but i didn-t want her to channel him, i wanted her to go AFTER him! to use her magic powers to find clues about his wereabouts or something

oh well. whats The Magician's status besides deaf?
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>>4223975
embrace it. not all are your friends. join the rightkeks
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>>4223977
He's dead, in the afterlife
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>>4223981
you mean the magician or hitler? cuz what i wanted the magician going /physically/ after was hitler's /physical/ form- his final resting place.
anyway, is she dead?
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>>4223987
I mean, Hitler is dead, not the Magician

To know his final resting place, she tried channeling him
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Rolled 38, 7, 97, 70, 64, 68, 16, 84, 43, 9, 57, 44, 75, 75, 28, 24, 65, 83, 74, 5 = 1026 (20d100)

>>4223994
fair enougn
man finding this orb is bullshit

>have the Magician channel Eva Braun for help
>have the Magician channel Stalin for help
>have the Magician channel Josef Mengele gor help
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still, having your eardrums blown trying to channel hitler is kinda metal

>>4223925
im picking up something too
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Rolled 95, 10, 47, 50, 9, 88, 47, 53, 73, 46, 33, 95, 52, 90, 35, 80, 25, 30, 99, 28 = 1085 (20d100)

>>4223954
The Russian vigilante "The Last Defender" tracks down anyone who has ever collaborated with the cacodaemon Gob x3
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>>4224211
Like... Everyone? Except kek
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>>4224269
You did deals with Readryth?
like actual change of assets?
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>>4224276
I don't think he would try to talk me down?
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>>4224276
I opened a door to a weapon store (that he never used) as a thank you for the offer of giving me some cultists later, but i never asked for them
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>>4224269
>>4224276
>>4224289
>>4224314

are you eldritch gods from deep space afraid of a single russian vigilante
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>>4224318
You got 2 vigilanties after you now, the Russian and the Korean. Pray they don't team up
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>>4223696
THIRTY-FIRST TURN

"The Legacy of Atlantis" by IMPERIAL AGE, Russian epic metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv-yZkRd0fE
Art: "Klosterruine in Messines" by Adolf Hitler

>>4223746
Q: Can he mass telepathy?
Power: Incredible
DIfficulty: High (specialized + elite)
Roll: 37
A: Yes

Roll: 87 /2 = 43.5%

Q: Can he produce hover tanks?
Roll: 99
A: Crit No
Crit: Nyarl

Q: Can he purge the shadows?
Power: Exceptional
DC: High (see Turn 29)
Roll: 57
A: Yes

In the ancient dream age, the pharaoh led his army against a rebel prince. He punished him by impalement. The soldiers see their past life unfold before their eyes. They were all part of your army, and they remember now, they have always been loyal to you, it is only that the Lords of Karma erased this knowledge.

Nyarlathotep appears in your other factories. All of the workers disappear, but their screams of horror are heard in the surrounding area. The production of hover tanks cannot begin.

The last shadow of Goblin are purged. Those were the last remnants of his existence, except for the plague that has been spreading from New York to the surrounding states. Reports are that 16,000,000 in total were infected, by Donald Trump is fighting them back with Ra technology.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>Egyptian army 78%

>>4223834
>>4223844
Q: Can he make more towers?
Odds: Very Likely (it's made, only need to copy)
Rolls: 72, 87
A: Yes x2

Roll: 37 / 10 = 3.7

Q: Does the Senate of Argentina believe this BS?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 72
A: No

You build new towers. Your engineers predict that you will be able to cover all regions of China, except the wild North-West, which is still inhabited by barbarian tribes. The locals are not too happy about it, because they think it's 5G. The sales of protective hats increase.

The Senate of Argentina does not answer your letter.

KEK
>5 machine-towers

>>4223853
Q: Can he build new gorgons?
Odds: Very Likely (see Kek's)
Roll: 73
A: Yes

Q: Can he mass-produce robot bodies?
Odds: Very Likely (see Kek's)
Rolls: 68, 82
A: Yes x2
Roll: 39/10 = 3.9

A representative of the Serpent's Hand visits your base to fetch the newly-constructed gorgons. He seems to be terrified by what he sees, in particular the strange human cocoons hanging from tree branches, and he leaves as soon as possible, riding on the back of a gorgon.

[GLOBAL CATASTROPHE / AI TAKEOVER] You are able to produce 4 new robot bodies. Their eyes glow red.

READRYTH
>5 Robotic Body
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>>4224341

>>4224004
Q: Can he channel those ppl?
Odds: Unlikely, 50/50 x2
Rolls: 38, 7, 97
A: Yes, Crit Yes, Crit No

>KEK

The Magician: Eva, can you please help me?
Eva Braun: Who are you?
The Magician: Who I am is not important. I serve Lord Arkham, the Sphere of Terror.
Eva Braun: That sounds scary... I'm scared.
The Magician: Right. As you should be. All shall fear Lord Arkham.
Eva Braun: W-What do you want from me?
The Magician: I request that you tell me the whereabouts of Adolf Hitler.
Eva Braun: Dolfy?... What do you want from him?
>In the background: Dearest, give me that phone
Adolf Hitler: Who's calling?
The Magician: It is I, The Magician
>The Magician's face is banged on the table by an invisible hand, and her eyes begin to bleed.
>The communication ends.

The Magician: Stalin, are you there?
Stalin: дa
The Magician: Do you know the whereabouts of Hitler's body?
Stalin: Hitler died in Berlin, April 1945, in what he called the Führerbunker.
The Magician: Stalin, don't BS me. We both know this is not true.
Stalin: I don't know! We weren't that close, in case you didn't know! Leave me alone.
The Magician: Stalin... Wait! I have gifts for you...
>The communication ends.

The Magician: Josef Mengele, are you there?
Josef Mengele: (in a creepy, low voice) Well, well, what do we have here? What is this pretty thing that summoned my spirit. Does it have a name?
>The Magician feels scared, and ends the communication.

>>4224211
Can he track down anyone?
Odds: Impossible (difficult because the Black House was destroyed)
Rolls: 95, 10, 47
A: Yes

The Last Defender travels to New York to investigate the Shadow Plague. He hears rumors in the hobo community that some of the hobos who started the plague used to worship a serpent deity (>>4224314).

"Deities are the vile remnants of feudal superstition, I better track this one down" he says to himself. "Their manipulative ways never end, even when they are dead."

>"That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die."
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>>4224341
How many idiots are so afraid of technology that they put on tin hats when a new radio tower is build in the outsides of the city?
Like 10 Amish, 40 hobos and 1 Karen?
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>>4224356
How about protective crystals, is that less idiotic?
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Dear Readryth;
It says there global catastrophe... I do not know if the word of KEK can be expanded to silicon brains so be careful please. Lucky for you the internet is down so they can only expand inside your area of control.

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4224371
Protective crystals are at least aesthetic.
Still very stupid people but with stile
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Rolled 36, 32, 8, 38, 34, 84, 34, 31, 38, 6, 59, 86, 55, 60, 25, 10, 66, 8, 69, 90 = 869 (20d100)

don't worry Alicja, I know you are trying
what a soldier
i swear that, in one of these threads, im going to travel to the afterlife, find hitler, and make him eat one of those old black phones

whole

>action 1: [EVOLVE] Mira Isaacs
>action 2: [EVOLVE] Zahrah Washington
>action 3: [EVOLVE] Edward Wood
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Dear KEK's;
It appear this radio towers are the way to go.
So do we build a single one that is huge in the mountains or do we make them satellites and send them to space?
both have their pros and cons
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>>4224394
Dear Father Arkham
My apologies for taking so much of PEPINAS time , but thanks to her we are doing much better
Good luck taking over the inner goble

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4224407
glad my aom is helping keep things steady
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Rolled 87, 81, 94, 56, 100, 24, 25, 56, 13, 52, 58, 31, 92, 59, 27, 61, 50, 62, 14, 90 = 1132 (20d100)

>>4224341
Action 1: Reclaim and restaff the 2 factories

Action 2: Return to Egypt in Ra’s Chariot and begin firing upon Nyarlathotep’s factory from a safe distance, disable its production capabilities.

Action 3: Repair another Giza pyramid
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>>4224470
Now that’s just fine and dandy
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>>4224481

i warned you about gunships bro
i told you, hairless cat
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>>4224481
If you need to lay low for a bit you can come to China , the towers were made with your help. And if nyarlathotep comes and you two start kicking the shit out of each other the Chinese could kill him.... or convert him to Kek... i need to think on that one
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>>4224507
I can take him in a straight fight, I have superior power and physique, and a larger cult. At the moment I have no worries.
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>>4224512
May the dice god be with you
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>>4224516
>87, 81, 94

the dice gods aren't with him
in fact, they are very angry
cuz he made a gunship that can kill them
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Rolled 41, 66, 49, 47, 46, 11, 2, 15, 23, 7, 85, 81, 5, 39, 2, 15, 19, 85, 95, 100 = 833 (20d100)

>>4224211
The Last Defender will investigate the hobo community further x3
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>>4224520
It's actually a airship but nobody has the heart to tell him
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Rolled 89, 43, 29, 39, 4, 29, 21, 28, 72, 70, 90, 55, 68, 41, 33, 36, 62, 85, 81, 18 = 993 (20d100)

>>4224341
Bye friend! Come back any tim-
>strange human cocoons hanging from tree branches,
What. and I cannot stress this enough. THE FUCK IS THAT!??!
>robot stuff
THAT'S BAD TOO!

1&2 look in too what the fuck these "human cocoons" are.

3: teach the robots love and stuff.
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>>4224590
Don't spend accion there , the cocoons are where your cultists do the metamorfosis. How did you think they transform? Magic?
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>Action 1; PEPINA uses the Machine to spam Pepes
>Action 2 and 3 ; build a single huge repeater tower on somewhere discreet on the east of China
Another Kek can roll if they agree. or modify the actions
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>>4224594
Oooooooooh that makes sense, I guess I didn't pay much attention to the transformation huh... Wait does that mean I was born from a cocoon????!?
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>>4224594
Does metamorphosis involve LSD?
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>>4224613
Didn’t your space parents ever have “The Talk” with you?
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>>4224615
You wrote about the coocons , You should know better than me
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>>4224590
1: begin work on a new machine(a huge car, a big tank, a cool gun, etc)

2: recruit some SCP Guys.
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>>4224622
My Dad did avoid “The Talk” with me, and I "think" Dad said something about me being left at the front door with a letter from my mom.
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>>4224641
Weird. My space parents threw me out for being a mutant. Too many arms, apparently. Six isn’t even that many more than four, some people I tell you.
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>>4224646
>>4224641
Great ,
Kek to the gob!!!
Get in here!!
All of them need therapy
>muffled screaming in the distance
I know you also need therapy,I'm working on it!
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sometimes i wonder how my kids are doing
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>>4224646
Dang man that sucks, that makes me more greatfull for my dad for giving a roof over my head for 15 years...and then he died...and Six?!? My dad had two arms and no wings.
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>>4224655
What's a "therapy"?
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Rolled 20, 24, 73, 77, 21, 83, 74, 23, 88, 33, 52, 11, 25, 68, 6, 80, 82, 92, 61, 66 = 1059 (20d100)

>>4224606
i'll roll for you for op's sake
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>>4225367
Thanks
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>>4225367
thx
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New Kek here, just read through the entire thread to catch up. Excited to pitch in.

Maybe we should try to get the internet back up and running? Or find out how citizen-to-citizen communication is going on during this period.
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>>4226005
Wellcome, I have been thinking on that. but i'm afraid we may kick the hornet's nest. Plus the telepathic radio seem working pretty well , so my next plan would be to get KEK summoned .
How do you propose we proceded?
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>>4226005
Ok I'll do it, since the world hates all of you.
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>>4226016
You got The Last Defender after you and the Machine revolution.
We can get the answer more quickly thanks to infinite-chan.
Leave it to us
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>>4226014

Could we maybe get an orb from our allies? I remember reading that Rea is currently borrowing Imho's orb. I'm a bit lost in regards to where we can find unclaimed Dragon's Blood.
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>>4226021
Oh yeah I do have Machine revolution on my hands
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>>4226023
There are 2 more in the world and if the radio works we will have approximately 1,100,000,000 cultist. That will make the search easier.
For the flowers ... i'm not sure
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>>4226029

(Id changed because of mobile)

Seems to me like the antennae is a catch-all solution then. We’ll most likely be able to get botanists and pilots, once we can claim that many.
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>>4226034
yeah , and that is only inside China , outside we have 570,000,000 more
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>>4226042
What’s the progress on infecting the highest part of the CCP hierarchy? I’m thinking we might want to ensure that they’re caught in the telepathic wave, so we have enough resources to eventually compete with the Big Three world leaders. Would be bad if Winnie the Pooh caught on.
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>>4226057
We have 7/10 of the government. I have no idea what your plan with the other countries is so i will wait till next turn when we all propose actions to take
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>>4226005
Welcome KEK
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>>4226060
we need government control to nuke and start a world war. then we establish kekistan
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>>4226113
How are you going to stop MAD from screwing you?

You’d have to take out everyone else’s nukes or bye bye humanity
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>>4226115
humanity will survive in bunkers. or atleast our loyal kekistanis
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>>4226116
You are insane if you believe you can pull that off. KEK thrives on infecting establish systems. Nuking everything will destroy that and break all our chain of production. we will be at square 1
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>>4226124
Kekist infighting
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>>4226133
We are several minds and plans in one body.
It was bound to happen
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>>4226138
i think everyone is like that lol
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>>4226138
hes correct tho. we have to get more world officials before we nuke

Not too long though otherwise its a guaranteed loss
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>>4226153
I’m pretty much completely out of the picture for the next couple turns as I’m dealing with Nyarlathotep, think he wants his staff back.

Arkham is still busy working on his summoning but with essentially no presence you should have a big enough cult to deal with him even once he’s fully manifested.

You have all the free time in the world
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>>4226153
Why do we have to nuke?
Why not build several repeater towers around the globe?
Why not getting summoned and connecting ourselves to the machine to increase its power?
Why the chaos of a war?
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>>4226160
in chaos,we can kill the others cults quicker

maybe after we get summoned
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>>4198413
I forgot that KEK has a 5th power. The character was taken from a previous thread, it's been designed by Lord Shi.

>Memetic phrase: Upon hearing the phrase “PEPE grinds the minds of the land with his hand into sand” spoken by one of his cultist mortals are brainwashed and complete control of their minds are given to him.
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>>4226178
oh shit lads
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>>4226178
That's quite useful, Shame i didn't had it when i was making the the song.
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>>4226178
But you do realize non of the people know of this power because we never used it?
we could put on hold the goddamn telepathy radio and use normal radios and NATO would have no freaking clue. Plus the IA that they use is defective so 2 thing se can catch them
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>>4224341

THIRTY-SECOND TURN

"The Ancient Ones" by Morbid Angel (death metal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nV8d3vu_Yc

Art: "Lovecraft in Space" by Belthazubel

>>4224394
Q: Can he EVOLVE them?
Power: Superhuman
DC: Avg
Rolls: 36, 32, 8
A: Yes, Yes, Crit Yes

The three Avatars of Madness join hands, and enter the stage of supreme EVOLUTION together. What exactly happens to their mind and body is impossible to describe in human language, but the result is that they are more of the essence of their Father, Arkham. (Oh, I have a question, is the town of Arkham, Massachusetts, related?) Edward Wood enters a second stage of evolution, which allows him to turn into a small, floating sphere, of 1 meter radius. That is the supreme gift of evolution -- when an avatar is particularly close to his Father -- and signifies the complete lost of all humanity.

ARKHAM
>+3 EVOLVED AoM

>>4224470
Q: Can he reclaim his factories?
Power: High (see turn 30)
DC: Superhuman (see turn 30)
Roll: 87
A: Crit No
Crit: the Chariot suffers dmg

Q: Can he disable Nyarlathotep's factory?
Ship Power: Exceptional (defined in Turn 29)
DC: Exceptional (Nyarl has shown to have terrible defenses)
Roll: 81
A: No

Q: Can he repair another pyramid?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 94
A: No

The Chariot of Ra flies toward the eternal Alexandria where, in ancient times, one could find all the knowledge of the world. Now, with the return of the savant Nyarlathotep, Alexandria can once again claim this quality. Beams of energy are fired at the factory, but they are caught by a complex system of Faraday shields, amplified, and throw back at the Chariot. The shock makes it flinch and lose altitude.

You retreat to Gizah to repair your minor pyramids and lick your wounds.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>The Chariot takes -2 RS structural damage

>>4224590
Q: Can he find out what the cocoons are?
Odds: Has To Be (just ask your cultists)
Rolls: 89, 43
A: Yes

Q: Can he teach the robots love?
Odds: Impossible (cf. "I-Robot")
Roll: 29
A: No

The cocoons are how your cultists make beef jerky from human meat. It's a refined, organic technique to dehydrate the meat outside while protecting it from the elements.

Your engineers program the robots with the Three Laws of Robotics to attempt to teach them the closest thing to "love" that they can think of. Robotic Laws are proven to never work as expected, as proven in the book "I-Robot", so their task feels futile.

READRYTH
>Learns a lot
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>>4226156
or you could deal with imho before he starts pumping anti-kek armors everywhere
it already happened lol
if you come after me, i'll just teleport. i have four evolved AoM's not counting love and enough firepower wipe out China
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>>4226212

>>4224606
>>4225367
Q: Can he spam PEPEs?
Odds: Somewhat Likely (see Turn 30)
Roll: 20
A: Yes

Q: Can he build a huge tower?
Odds: Unlikely (more diffficult)
Rolls: 24, 73
A: Yes, Yes

Contamination Roll: 77 * 1 mil = 77 mil

The crude machines, just like those designed by Imhotepkemet, gain significant coverage when they are interconnected. PEPINA looks into a mirror, into her own, bulbous eyes, while sitting in the tower. Her brain waves are sent across China, contaminating the beautiful, elven nation with the memetic VIRUS.

The Chinese Kekistani workers turn the Oriental Pearl Tower of Shanghai into an eldritch machine. The singer Ryujin holds a concert in the city to celebrate the victory of the hideous frog idol.

KEK
>360,000,000 cultists (China)

>>4224533
The Last Defender discovers the word "Readryth", or "Raedryth", but he doesn't know what it means yet. He travels back to Moscow to search the KGB archives.
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>>4226215
I got to admit i thought the towers would have more range but that's okay.
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>>4226215
so is the entire chinese gov kekd?
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>>4226215
>action 1 build a summoning circle in shanghai
>action 2 use infinitechan to locate another orb of crystalline perfection
>action 3 investigate how do the different governments and citizens communicate with each other
Okey KEK's select what actions you like or modify/change the others
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>>4226226
>build a summoning circle
can be done later
do we still have cultists in other countries?
If so,make them vote people in local governments who are devotees of kek
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>>4198413
>The thread ends in two weeks
Thread life extended. The thread will end on Sunday evening.
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>>4226225
No, the Politburo will not be so easy to KEK. The progress is only 7/10.
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>>4226226
>>4226232

I agree. We ought to save the circle for when we can get the last of the artifacts in one fell swoop.

I think for 1 we should:

Have cultists as high up the CCP hierarchy as we can try to make contact with their superiors. Have them pass on the phrase “PEPE grinds the minds of the land with his hand into sand" up the chain of command, under the guise of it having some relation to the situation in Egypt. Hopefully this allows us to get the remaining 3/10.
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>>4226239
if kek wins is there a lasting impact on the next thread
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>>4226244
agree
but we should save our catchphrase for people we know will be affected
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Also, are there gonna be further appearances by Park? Can't wait to see more of the guy.
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>>4226251

I assume the ones all the way up possibly have some form of memetic resistance. But it shouldn't set off any flags, because if it works on someone, they become loyal to us. And if it doesn't work, the target wouldn't be aware there was an attempt to induct them.
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>>4226256
since we have a majority,wanna roll?
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>>4226254
Probably on Friday. It's Labor Day so I'll have more time to post Inquisitor turns.
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Rolled 64, 12, 5, 16, 4, 65, 10, 38, 58, 2, 48, 3, 75, 40, 2, 92, 48, 69, 97, 57 = 805 (20d100)

>>4226215

>action 1&2&3: send Zahrah Washington "The Emperor", Mira Isaacs "The Chariot", Mini-Arkham 'The Tree', & Alicja "The Magician" on an information crusade regarding the Orb of crystalline stuff across the southern hemisphere, starting in South America. NO channeling Hitler, it it comes to that go for Goebbels, Himmler, or Müller.

>CONDITION: it has to be jojo

>is the town of Arkham, Massachusetts, related?
both Lovecraft's Arkham and the asylum
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>>4226263
YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wV_CwCTOOMI

this but with imho

>>4226254
noooo you fuuuck i was waiting for qm to forgeeettt
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>>4226257
I think we should wait a bit for Main Kek's opinion on the suggestion, before we lock in the roll.
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>>4226212
>What the cocoons are
....yo what the fuck
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>>4226212
Hey QM how many cultists do I have?
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>>4226245
The winner of the thread can play in the next thread, and the thread picture will be related to them. The other character(s) will be shared >>4214426.

>>4226275
>4 gorgons
>2 a key to a better you
>40 cultists (Readryth's race, Deadeye)
>30 cultists (apes, Deadeye)
>90 cultists (apes)
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>0 cultists (Amerindians)
>10 engineers (Texas)
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>>4226244
>>4226251
>action 1 use infinite chan to locate another orb of crystalline perfection
>action 2 investigate how do the different governments and citizens communicate with each other
>action 3 organize a event with all of chinas ruling members into a conference(i don't know what to call it) to discuss the dangers of the chaos gods that have been plaguing the world.
Put the Memetic phrase in speeches and other camouflage memetic agents everywhere
lets roll
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>>4226284
how many cultists for us (except in china)
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>>4226290
Erm. It's on a slightly different scale.

>576,000,000 cultists (worldwide)
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>>4226289
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>>4226294
need more wrist muscles to roll those dice
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>>4226290

KEK
>Shin Ryujin (Korean idol)
>PEPINA
>100 Sonics and harambes
>4 Hollywood actors
>370,000,000 cultists (China)
>576,000,000 cultists (worldwide)
>China's bureaucracy: 7/10
>Inquisitors: 20 2channers, CCP, Project EARTHGATE
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>>4226289
sorry
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Rolled 81, 24, 11, 89, 85, 93, 49, 11, 10, 2, 18, 81, 73, 90, 58, 94, 91, 94, 76, 23 = 1153 (20d100)

>>4226289
whoops
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>>4226297
>100 Sonics and harambes
sweet mother
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>>4226301
guess we wont find an orb

good rolls otherwise
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>>4226289
>>4226301
Hell yeah, things are looking good for us.
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Rolled 91, 7, 75, 29, 31, 56, 83, 69, 72, 40, 7, 46, 17, 33, 72, 74, 10, 32, 66, 63 = 973 (20d100)

>>4226212
Sigh.

Deeper sigh.

Incredible sighing.

Let’s get to it then. I need you gone, now, every turn you waste is a turn I essentially lose, I’m down by 4 now. Let’s keep it at 4.
Action 1: Repair gunship with matter manipulation

Action 2: Return to Nyarlathoteps factory riding the chariot and cast maximised chaos magic at the factory amplified by the Giza pyramid, the Ra chariots magic amplifiers, and the staff of Nyarlathotep.

That all probably raises the DC to obscene levels, banish this trifling magical barrier. I’m going to put Nyarlothotep in a box and have children laugh at him.

Action 3: Attack with the entire military, heavily armoured vehicles, helicopters, infantry with disintegrators, a superhuman number of soldiers
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>>4226307
Alright, well at least I got one of them off, the most important to be fair.
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>>4226307
yikes
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>>4226309
Look as long as I breach the factory everything is fine. The 91 is still boosted by my incredible power stat and supreme intelligence, so I don’t think it can physically make things worse, I hope.
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>>4226312
>a 91 can't make things worse
lol

i told you man
i told you about gunships
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>>4226316
I’m going to have to attack the concept of luck at this rate.
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>>4226263
>>CONDITION: it has to be jojo
I don't know what's jojo, I haven't seen the anime
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>>4226324
Basically just imagine a bunch of really buff men constantly posing while their enemies get beaten up by other buff men that are ghosts
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>>4226330
this is a wikipedia-worthy description

on a serious note it was kind of a joke lol dont give it too much thought
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Rolled 35, 42, 92, 63, 95, 92, 49, 48, 53, 20, 56, 68, 35, 8, 51, 93, 68, 20, 94, 43 = 1125 (20d100)

>>4226284
1: recruit as many people as I can.

2: use {Readryth friend} on 50 of the normal ape-men.

3: have my engineers look into the possibility of cloaking technology.
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>>4226333
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>>4226339
of course, this had to exist
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>>4226312
All the best dude, I've been rooting for you while catching up on the thread.

Kick his usurper ass.
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>>4226312
When you finally kill nyarlathotep , can you eat him for me?
I'm curious what will happen
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>>4226324
It's one of the best anime ever, it has;
Vampires, Dio, vampire Dio, pillar men, Nazis, Speedwagon, cowboys, funny Valentine, dinosaurs, a gay black priest, aaaaaaannnnnndddddd Carne.
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>>4226352
I will try my best to devour his soul. It’s the least he can do to repay me for wasting my time.

Besides, that’s a win win. He technically gets to be pharaoh like he’s always wanted, in a way.
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>It is revealed that Nyarlathotep can read this thread.

-to Readryth

Let's make an alliance against Imhotepkmet. Send your legions through the wormhole doors and help me destroy him. I shall take his brain and my staff, and you can keep everything else. If you refuse this alliance, or do any anything that is irrelevant and useless, I will destroy you, and give the Orbs to Kek and Father Arkham.

-Nyarlathotep
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>>4226417

Ruh roh.
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>>4226422
>Before you go to sleep, you will look at the bathroom's mirror, and see Nyarlathotep at the corner of your eye, on the right.
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>>4226442
Dear god, was literally just about to head to bed irl. Let's hope he doesn't escape the confines of the thread and haunt my dreams.
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>>4226417
Dear Nyarlathotep;
I'm a great fan of your work , love how you turn mortals insane with their own desires. But I have to ask, what's your opinion in this representation of you?
>pic related
the anime is called" Haiyore! Nyaruko-san " , is basically a high school harem anime in which you are the main girl. It was made by a Japan.
Do you approve of this use of your name?
and the opinion of the Hentai?

Can you send me an autograph ?

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝
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>>4226417
-to sir Nyarlathotep,

Hmm...I take up on your offer good sir. whenever you wish my men will be at the ready to attack.

-Readryth B Qerel
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>>4226505
> I fuking love playing as KEK
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>>4226505
...The fuck is an "anime"?... And what the FUCK IS A "HENTAI?!?!?
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>>4226517
Art
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>>4226507
-Readryth

Now!

-Nyarlathotep
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>>4226517
You know what, I'm gonna look into this. George! Get me an "Hentai"....ok what is this meta-morpho-sis?? Oh well, if it gets me closer to what hentai is, I will take the plunge. I'll be back.
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>>4226583
-Nyarlathotep

Ohshitokthen

-Readryth
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>>4226597
Men!! Do your thing!!!
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>>4226604
>Nyarlathotep awaits by the portal for hes new soldiers
> the flickering darkness opens and the void reveals the troops
>forward come 30 hobos armed with grenades
>surprise.pikachu.face.png
>all the grenades detonate at the same time
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>>4226608
hahaha hobos
classic
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>>4226597
You disappoint me.
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>>4226608
What portal is he actually going through?
The old shadow cathedral one?
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>>4226608
...¿what the fuck? Who are those guys??? Even if it was ours the hobo division is in New York.
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>>4226613
apparently
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>>4226618
If so I’m fine with that, an entire military armed with disintegrators is between him and the factory
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>>4226617
I only have the power your belive gives me.
That's why Arkham is a female but i cant get extra actions.
that was just a sample greentext of what might happen
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THIRTY-THIRD TURN

>>4226263
Q: Can the 4 tarot cards find the Orb?
Odds: Impossible
Rolls: 64, 12, 5
A: No, Yes, Crit Yes

>ARKHAM

In Southern Brazil, guided by the power of their cards, the Tarot Team finds the descendant of a NSDAP member who knows a few secrets. His father told him the story of his great-grand-father who had travelled to the Hollow Earth, and came back to live on the surface.

What he knows that is relevant, is that Adolf Hitler had a small appartment in the Aghartian Telos. Telos is a city of light, inhabited by a race of psychic humanoids. Only the humans of extreme achievement are allowed to enter this city, because
their inferior genetics are normally not compatible with Telosian culture.

>>4226335
Q: Can he recruit?
Appeal: Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 35
A: Yes

Recruit Roll: 63

Q: Can he {friend} the apes?
Power: Exceptional
DC: Avg
Roll: 42
A: Yes

Q: Can they study cloaking technology?
Odds: No Way (should be unknown to normal engineers, but they do crazy stuff)
Roll: 92
A: Crit No
Crit: This technology will never be found by him

You show the apes of Texas more of the horrors that lurk in your ranch, in the deepest tunnels, and the blasphemous sabbaths that your cultists hold when the moon is full. Many of the apes become frenetic, and happily join your cult.

Your most loyal apes are happy to begin the {Readryth friend}'s transformation, to trancend the degeneracy of their mutant race. It is their dearest hope to become as their king.

[Cloaking technology seems unknown.]

READRYTH
>50 cultists (apes, Readryth Friends 1/3)
>100 cultists (apes)
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>>4226617
Ok second attempt.
>I send 30 well-armed cultists (Readryth's race, Deadeye) through the portal.
> And along with them is 60 GORILLA MEN WITH GUNS!!!!
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>>4226289
>>4226301
Q: Can Infinite Chan locate an orb?
Cult Rank: Superhuman 3+
DC: Superhuman
Roll: 81
A: Yes

Q: Can he find out how governments communicate?
Odds: Unlikely (possible considering how many gov people he has)
Roll: 24
A: Yes

Q: Does the ruling members attend the event?
Odds: Impossible (they should feel paranoid)
Roll: 11
A: Yes

Random Event roll: 89
A: NPC Negative

Rolls: 85, 93
A: Negligence of Weather

A Chinese anon reports that the myth of the Flaming Pearl reminds him of the Orb you are seeking. The Flaming Pearl is said to rest at the bottom of an underground lake in the mythical Buzhou Mountain.

You find out that governments communicate with each other over secure phone lines. The military is also using a secret, extended version of ARPANET.

Major General Mao Xinyu, the grandson of Mao Zedong, and one of your infected cultists, opens a museum in Beijing dedicated to the life of his grandfather. The opening party is attended by Wang Huning, one of the top leaders of the CCP, who gets infected by the Memetic Phrase during Mao's speech. Wang, in turns, infects half of the Politburo. You discover that the highest ranked members are hiding at a secret location.

[RANDOM EVENT / PC Negative] You discover that your machines do not work very well when the weather is bad.

KEK
>China's bureaucracy: 9/10

>>4226307
Q: Can he repair the gunship?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 91
A: No

Q: Can he cast chaos magic?
Power: High + 3 RS (pyramid, SoN, CoR) = Awesome
DC: Superhuman (see turns 30, 32)
Roll: 7
A: Yes

Q: Can the military attack?
Power: Superhuman + 1 RS (disintegrators) = Superhuman 2
DC: Superhuman
Roll: 75
A: Yes

Q: Can Nyarlathotep avoid the dmg?
Mindlock: Avg
DC: Awesome (see above)
Roll: 29
A: No

Q: Can Nyarlathotep teleport away?
Power: Above Avg - 2 RS (dmg) = Below Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 31
A: Yes

>IMHOTEP

You cast unimaginably powerful magic at Nyarlathotep's factory. The location becomes horribly twisted, as if under a bad version of WARP ZONE. The workers inside fuse with the walls and machineries, becoming indistinct masses of flesh, eyes and metal. At the same time, the Egyptian army launches a full-scale attack. Nyarlathotep himself becomes trapped inside of a machine, but he manages to teleport away before the army kills everything.
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>>4226635
read this>>4226627
Because sending troops cost a action
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>>4226636

Let’s use one action to send people towards the lake, and the other two to locate and then finish off the 1/10?

With that many people, we surely have personnel who can bring gear and dive beneath the lake. Though, I’m not sure if we know where the Buzhou mountains are just yet.
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>>4226631
>Tarot Team
canon. official. sounds fucking awesome.

>>4226597
so much for that alliance lol
looks like imho is holding himself just fine though
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>>4226651
We do, it's the Pamir Mountain.
If we send a team of archaeologists of less than 60 people we won't raise suspicion. and we have lots from Xi'an.
And locating the secret bunker and reconicance first , if its a nuclear silo i don't want to provoke them
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>>4226661
We should send him a basket of this really expensive soap.
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>>4226635
Oh but we could have had it all, but in this game of oceans, you have chosen to sink.

This war between us will be brief, and bring me no joy.
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>>4226664
Lets do that then. Unless there’s a bigger priority, we could work on the circle for the second action, and do bunker recon for the third?
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>>4226674
Maybe searh for the flower?
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>>4226668
Oh don't give me that crap, we both know an alliance wouldn't last long between us. In this ocean you have to make a raft out of the bodies of others.
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>>4226675
Right, that’s the better idea. And we can do the circle in the same turn we actually retrieve it. Let’s roll?

>Action 1: Send a team of 60, recruiting archaeologists and citizens who have diving experience to search for the orb.

>Action 2: Use a network of botanists to try and locate a sample of Dragon’s Blood in China.

> Action 3: Attempt to locate the final bastion of Chinese bureaucrats, and observe how they get resources delivered to their bunker.
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>>4226680
I suppose that makes you a victim of drowning.
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Rolled 30, 56, 52, 72, 94, 95, 14, 96, 24, 81, 82, 27, 71, 67, 76, 70, 39, 23, 51, 18 = 1138 (20d100)

>>4226631
1: I send a 100 apemen and 20 cultist to Nyarlathotep, but only to attack on my word.

2&3: have my engineers Begin work on a new war machine.
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Rolled 58, 47, 49, 46, 68, 85, 54, 72, 8, 20, 27, 29, 70, 27, 83, 95, 15, 51, 96, 65 = 1065 (20d100)

>>4226636
Action 1: Use my [Supreme Intellect] to arrange for the three factories to be restaffed and restored.

Action 2: Repair the gunship, [Supreme Intellect] and arcano-engineers combined.

Action 3: Construct [Dedicated Eldritch Gunship Assembly] using [Supreme Intellect, Arcano engineers, possible help from active factories to produce the required components if I manage to get them fixed]

A place dedicated for the mass production of my revolutionary gunships. A few thousand are all I think I’ll ever need, so let’s begin pumping them out.
This will need plenty of space but we’re in a desert so we’ll find plenty available. Have it’s construction site staffed by an incredible grade army.
We don’t need Ra cannons anymore now that Gobs dead, so we can take them off and replace them with even more disintegrator cannons.
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>>4226700
Hey, I think I managed to actually complete all my tasks this time. Awesome.
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Rolled 18, 98, 6, 5, 37, 1, 99, 72, 3, 17, 46, 71, 72, 66, 97, 51, 71, 44, 22, 21 = 917 (20d100)

>>4226685
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>>4226705
HA
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>>4226705
Damn. Mixed bag. At least the failure was the one with the least potential consequences.
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Rolled 76, 5, 20, 3, 20, 72, 61, 22, 88, 62, 80, 49, 20, 59, 46, 35, 42, 80, 37, 94 = 971 (20d100)

>>4226668
metal

>action 1,2, & 3: continue Team Tarot's crusade for the Orb of Crystalline Perfection into the mythic lands of Telos, city of light. they will cover all their skin with newspapers, repress their aura, and wear BIG ASS red scarfs. targets: hitler's apartment and any information regarding him or the orb
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>>4226713
they discover hitler is still alive and have to fight him
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>>4226723
nah op said he's dead
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>>4226728
Zombie hitler then?
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>>4226732
>>4226728

Ghost Hitler bloodlusted with rage
after the constant phone soliciting by the Magician.
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>>4226732
A-ghost Zitler
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>>4226705
We probably got scammed by eric silverstein 2: electric boogaloo
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>>4226739
Nah , is a flower , we burned a natural reserve on accident
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>>4226705
hopefully the 6 is a crit
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Qm.. .We forgot to turn on the big relay tower in shanghai didn't we?
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>>4227316
i doubt it. qm isnt that type of qm
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>>4227336
we did the action of activating the towers before it was made ... so i don't know
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>>4227316
The Shanghai tower is active
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THIRTY-FOURTH TURN

With the high Chaos Level, the impossible becomes possible...

>>4226690
Q: Can the cultists travel to Nyarlathotep?
Odds: Impossible (monastery went BOOM)
Roll: 30
A: No

Q: Does one die going through a destroyed door?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 72
A: Yes

Q: Can the engineers work on a new machine?
Odds: 50/50 (see Turn 14)
Rolls: 56, 52
A: Yes, Yes

/pol/ generator
Rolls: 72, 94, 95, 14
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/72944058/#72949514
"Schengen for 30d. and we get their prints and all the information on their biometric passports"

Your soldiers travel through the wormhole doors, as the Black Pharaoh ordered. First, to Jonathan Cohen's Temple of Mammon, and second, to the Shadow Monastery. However, it should be remembered that the monastery and surrounding area was thoroughly destroyed by the Egyptian army. This means that the wormhole never reaches any door and is infinite; thus, your cultists are forever trapped outside of known space-time. The race of Readryth is critically endangered.

Your engineers design a military-grade biometric machine to monitor the vitals and geographical coordinates of all of your cultists. This will be useful in many ways, such as knowing where they are captured, and help recovery if they get trapped in another dimension.

READRYTH
>20 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>0 cultists (apes)
>Biometric Machine 2/3

>>4226700
Q: Can he restore the factories?
Power: High
DC: Low
Roll: 58
A: Yes

Q: Can he repair the gunship?
Power: High + 1 RS (engineers)
DC: Avg
Roll: 47
A: Yes

Q: Can he construct the DEGA?
Power: High + 1 RS (engineers)
DC: Avg
Roll: 49
A: Yes

>You bring hobos and thugs to work in your factories
>With your mastery over matter, all repairs are complete
>The [Dedicated Eldritch Gunship Assembly] is built in the desert, outside of Giza, at [coordinates censored]

>>4226685
>>4226705
Q: Can the team locate the Dragon's Blood?
Cult Rank: Superhuman 3+
DC: Superhuman
Roll: 18, 98
A: Critical Yes
Crit: geological eye of the dragon

Q: Can they find the last bureaucrats?
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 6
A: Yes

Following Anon's report about the Flaming Pearl, the Taoists of the PEPE network quickly discover the secret location in the Padmir Mountains. All it required was to meticulously analyze satellite photos to detect the shape of a dragon. The entrance of the underground complex holding the pearl is at the geological eye of the dragon; the same place where the dragon blood plant grows... Is the Flaming Pearl related to Gonggong's Eye?

The last bureaucrats are rumored to be hiding in Tibet, in an autonomous farm that does not require delivery of resources. The information was not obtained from the PEPE report, but from counter-revolutionary landlords who dream of destroying the CCP to restore the feudal order.
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>>4227579

>>4226713
Q: Can they find Hitler's appartment?
Odds: Impossible (hostile city)
Rolls: 76, 5, 20
A: No, Crit Yes, Yes
Crit: also find the tomb

The peculiar appearance of your cultists certainly drags a lot of attention in Telos. They get questioned by the city guards, and The Magician thinks of saying that she's a descendant of Hitler. The guards are unable to verify the information in her mind, so they accept the answer and escort the party to Hitler's appartment. They find the scepter in a chest, but the Imperial Orb is nowhere to be seen. The city guards contact their telepathic network to obtain more information. They quickly obtain an answer. Hitler's most important artifact, the "Eye of Odin", matches the description, and was buried in the Tomb of HItler, in the Mountain of Dust. They show its location on a 3D map inside of The Magician's head and escort the team back to the entrance of the city. They were allowed to enter once, but will never be allowed to come back again, for Telos is a city of Law, and they are beings of Chaos.

>"If you collect dust, it will become a mountain; it's so high that you can't climb up." - Unlucky Morpheus - 妖怪の山 / "Heaped Heart"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNXsUu6NJ-4
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Qm , did you had the locations of the obs pre planed or are you making things along the way?
you have done this several times already. Having lots of obscure knowledge that you can pull from to weave the story
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Rolled 60, 40, 1, 32, 91, 23, 24, 26, 47, 100, 49, 41, 2, 7, 61, 71, 77, 98, 28, 68 = 946 (20d100)

>>4227579

Action 1: All three factories and the dedicated eldritch gunship factory are now to mass-produce eldritch gunships.
What need is there for resources when the very sands can be turned to what we need?

Current specs are sensors, energy shields, disintegration cannons, hypersonic phlogiston drives, motion sensors, lead and tinfoil lining

The new generation shall also be capable of spaceflight.

Action 2: Mass produce the new generation of eldritch gunships, all three regular factories, plus dedicated eldritch gunship factory

Action 3: Repair the pyramid of Khafre, matter manipulation, 1000 IQ, I designed the thing so it shouldn’t be hard.
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>>4227605
>>4227579

whats our move now bois
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>>4227639
I would spend two actions getting the orb and flower and one eliminating/converting the last of the chinese government.
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>>4227653
i agree
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>>4227655
And i have to ask , does this count as a meme?
there's a community dedicated to making these i i don't know if we can transform people into this
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>>4227656
>some more
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>>4227605
I never plan anything in any thread, my style is improvised. The orb was generated from typing the dice rolls in the /pol/ archives >>4215027.

In this modern setting, all myths and conspiracy theories are true. My home boards are /x/ and /pol/, so this will influence my references and memes.
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>>4227659
r/imsorryjon?
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>>4227661
makes sense
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>>4227665
yes, but there are more places. If i remember correctly they were making some games in ... Itch.io?
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>>4227653
>>4227655

Agreed as well. But how should we approach them on the farm?

Also, considering our numbers, do you guys reckon it would be possible to cultivate our own memes? Maybe we could spread one internally to shape soldiers to our exact specifications. Or do they have to be real-world memes?
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>>4227688
they have to be real memes , doesn't matter how obscure. that was why i was asking if the garfield counts as a meme or not
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>>4227688
we have the option not to choose a meme in specific but that just boost strength and resistance
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Rolled 91, 66, 86, 87, 56, 78, 13, 15, 19, 93, 80, 45, 19, 79, 88, 41, 16, 77, 48, 4 = 1101 (20d100)

>>4227582

i wonder what the staff does

>action 1,2,3: the crusade continues! the Tarot Team goes in search of the Eye of Odin, heading into the Tomb of Hitler. traps are to be expected, so in order to reduce damage The Tree will go inside alone, on his ascended spherical form, and look for the other sphere by himself. the others will wait for him at the entrance
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>>4227720
yikes
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>>4227735
The curse has passed, it chooses a new host.
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>action 1 and 2 send a team of archeologist/whatevertheyneed to the Pamir mountains and beware in case the dragons not dead.
>action 3 put weed in the ventilation systems of the farm and then use memetic frase on the speakers of the bunker to infect the last of the chinese
Acceptable or do we change the last action?
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Rolled 98, 89, 19, 99, 9, 74, 85, 86, 26, 73, 96, 94, 5, 83, 42, 47, 96, 64, 14, 99 = 1298 (20d100)

>>4227579
1&2: recruit as many people as I can.

3: continue work on the Biometric Machine.
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>>4227753
you recruited the Last Defender
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>>4227579
FUCK! there goes my chance to-!.... never mind...
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>>4227751
lmao

i like it lets goo
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Rolled 85, 20, 77, 10, 97, 39, 94, 84, 79, 80, 64, 98, 90, 100, 86, 54, 40, 86, 79, 24 = 1386 (20d100)

>>4227751

Rolling.
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>>4227776
I'm sorry to tell you , but you are a NPC
>>4224345
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>>4227776
At this point I’m pretty much convinced that this guy is five individuals using the same name.
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>>4227794
Like urban legends
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>>4227797
More like anoms hopping on the bandwagon in an attempt for attention.
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>>4227794
A strong possibility
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He creates all the best thread in the catalog...

>>4187078
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...A Russian vigilante of mad genius.
>>4215803
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If there are so many lurkers in this thread why was i the first to take the mantle as KEK?
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>>4227835
It's a big mantle to take on.
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>>4227735
aight yes its gonna hurt
here hoping tombs don't have spikes
at least theres a 66 there
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>>4227773
Hey KEK's
if this works what should we do?
get summoned is obvious but then?
My minds tells me world domination ,but my body , wants to find Nyarlathotep and force him to watch the anime >>4226505
what's your opinion?
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>>4227983

God, that's tempting.

Unfortunately, I don't think we should aggravate him like that. He's physically more capable in a confrontation, and our main defences are relatively mundane.
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THIRTY-FIFTH TURN

Art (2nd post): "Chinese Dragon" by Azany, Creative Commons license

>>4227624
Q: Can he mass produce ship?
Odds: Likely (factory has solid design)
Rolls: 60, 40
A: Yes

Q: What is the "mass" part? 10?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 32
A: Yes

Q: Can he repair the Pyramid of Khafre?
Power: High
DC: Avg (minor pyramid)
Roll: 1
A: CRIT YES

You produce ten more ships modelled after the mothership, only slightly smaller so that everyone can see where's the lord.

You repair the Pyramid of Khafre and plate it with white gold. The lyrics of IMPERIAL AGE (>>4224341) come true.

>The great pyramids in place
>Shelter us from danger
>We send ships to distant worlds
>Fearing not their anger

Inside of the alien structure, you find the ancient spaceship that you had stored inside, that once in ancient times you used to bring seeds of civilization to this planet. [The spaceship has the same specs as the gunship, but also, is equipped with a Kek tower.]

IMHOTEPKEMET
>1 magitek spaceship
>1 magitek gunship (Exceptional)
>10 magitek gunship (Avg)

>>4227720
Q: Can The Tree explore the tomb?
Odds: 50/50
Rolls: 91, 66, 86
A: No, Yes, No

Random Event Roll: 87
A: NPC Negative

01-20: The Tree
21-40: The Magician
41-50: Love
51-60: Jonathan Cohen
61-80: Park
81-00: Kim Jong-un
A: 56

Rolls: 78, 13
A: Cruelty of War

The tomb of Hitler is located high in the mountain, inside of a large iron bunker, next to a waterfall. The Tree takes the spherical form to safely explore the tunnels. He goes through poison gas unharmed, and floats over a primitive pit trap with SS swords at the bottom. That was certainly an excellent choice of a form. He reaches the first chamber, which is an art gallery with Hitler's paintings of Agarthian landscapes, and a beautiful portrait of his wife.

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Negative] Jonathan Cohen of Silvershore Properties dies in Trump's war against the shadows, as collateral damage.

FATHER ARKHAM
>Tomb of Hitler 1/3
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>>4227753
Q: Can he recruit people?
Appeal: Avg
DC: Avg
Rolls: 98, 89
A: Crit No

Inquisition roll: 99
Roll: 9, 74

A: Malice of Liberty
Some feral monster, cryptid, sasquatch
Q: Can he finish the Machine?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 19
A: Yes

Having heard about the ape-men praise the fighting prowess of the feral sasquatches, you decide to target them in their dreams. You show them the eldritch horrors that you fight, the alien Imhoptekmet who wants to conquer their planet. At first, they are interested, and visit your base. However, their nature is much more gentle than the inbred, mutant apemen. When they see the blasphemous events that happen in your ranch; the cocoons, the mutilated bodies, and the hybrid abominations created by the engineers, they get furious and attack your cultists. The gorgons quickly intervene and exterminate them, but a few of them manage to escape.

In the tunnels below, the mad engineers finish the work on the Biometric Machine. They chip everyone to connect to the machine, and at the same time, discreetly sterilize the weakest members of the tribe.

READRYTH
>100 inquisitors (sasquatch)

>>4227751
>>4227773
Q: Can the team explore the mountains?
Odds: 50/50
Rolls: 85, 20
A: Yes

Q: Is the farm attack successful?
Odds: Impossible (ultra secure)
Rol: 77
A: No

Random Event Roll: 10
A: NPC Action
bye-bye

>"On the art of divining mountains, the reading of contours is the most difficult; features are next in difficulty; and direction is the least difficult." - Book of Burial

You recruit the famed Chinese explorer Wu Xie to lead an expedition to the Pamir Mountains, with the help of Tajik soldiers. They travel to what is the geological eye, where the dragon blood plant density is the highest. There are three entrances to the cavern, but two of the entrances are fake and lead to death trap. Wu Xie uses his feng shui compass to figure out that the northern entrance is the most prosperous one, and thus, the correct one. He pushes the stone door, and the tomb opens...

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Action] The farm attack is not successful. The farm is outdoor and does not have a ventilation system. Security guards spot your assassination team, and the politicians flee on a helicopter (a scene we have already seen happen with Trump).

Uh-ho, both you and ARKHAM have made the same progress. The situation is tense...

KEK
>Tomb of the Dragon 1/3
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>>4228083

Right. I'm thinking we use 2 actions on the tomb search to look for a crit, and with our last one, use Infinite Chan to locate the helicopter? We can get our cultists to find it in the He Will Not Divide Us flag search style that /pol/ did.
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>>4228094
okay, but next time we find them, we kill them.
I have tried to come up with plan to take them peacefully and this was the result. I will not take chances next
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>>4228126
Agreed. Succession can go to the people we already have under control.
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>>4228131
do we just do a saturation bombardment or do we send a Garfield?
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Rolled 35, 60, 80, 77, 34, 98, 10, 100, 4, 36, 8, 100, 41, 78, 35, 17, 63, 9, 52, 77 = 1014 (20d100)

>>4228081
Action 1: Complete the network.
Repair the final pyramid, Cheops.
My will is undeniable.

Action 2: Begin construction of a device to collect the essence of an eldritch deity once their form is ruptured, such that I may devour them.

Action 3: Mass produce gunships
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Mix of both might be good. Send the squad again, with Meme backup. Hopefully when we find the place, we can commandeer a helicopter to intercept their escape.

Also, just realised we could easily make a perfectly serviceable body double after. Pic related.
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>action 1 and 2; keep exploring the Tomb of the Dragon
>action 3 ; relocate the chinese officials
they are on the run so would be easier
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Rolled 13, 41, 100, 8, 27, 8, 10, 5, 36, 1, 59, 73, 28, 69, 4, 52, 55, 38, 90, 78 = 795 (20d100)

>>4228083
1,2&3: recruit some things that aren't monkeys or apes (humans, elves, etc)
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>>4228208
Nice!
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>>4228167
Another KEK must roll, that is the agreement
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Rolled 37, 78, 89, 87, 54, 83, 29, 22, 44, 36, 87, 72, 38, 97, 29, 21, 4, 2, 42, 13 = 964 (20d100)

>>4228167
>>4228281
I'll roll, but not my fault if i get a nat 100

>>4228258
You.... You just got a super epic crit fail
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>>4228296
Ooooooooooooooooh crap. I thought I lower rolls are better
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>>4228296
Ok, that's not good
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>>4228297
Please die slower, I only have a few days left to destroy you.

I certainly cannot kill every other god in like 3 days, as you all seem to not want to fight eachother, but maybe one or two kills would be nice.
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>>4228331
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and my plan with Nyarlathotep failedaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>4228331
Oh well, I guess I should tell you my plan.
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>>4228331
I think you could've won more easily destroying the summoning materials like... 5 turns ago, when gob was alive
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>>4228358
I was keeping the summoning materials on hand to forcefully summon Arkham into reality to kill him, as there is no other way to get rid of him except destroying every single orb.

Now Readryth has em, which is fine, as it just means I can kill him as soon as he pokes his head into the sunlight.
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>>4228348
My plan was to have my men get into Nyarlathotep home base, and then I would have them attack! And when he will be all like "how could this be possible?!?" I would have been all like "in this ocean you have to make rafts out of your opponent's body's, so you can help your friends not drown!" It would have been so cool.
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>>4228376
That would have been cool, not sure where Nyarl even teleported off to. I know I wounded him
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Nyarlathotep
POWERS
>Shapeshift
>Immortality
>Madness Manipulation
>Planeshift
>Eldritch Physics

>Heal
>Investigate newspaper article x2

SCP Foundation
>Investigate who attacked x3

Project KIRA
>Telepathic attack on ARKHAM x2
>Telepathic attack on KEK x1

CCP
>Request memetic virus from SCP Foundation
>Mutate virus to target Kekistanis x3

Park Hyeon-woo
>Use telepaths to locate the AoM x2
>Korean expedition to the Hollow Earth
>Add Kim Yo-kong to party

The Last Defender
>Continue the investigation x3

Sasquatches
>Attack, random strategy x3
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Rolled 40, 48, 33, 33, 7, 53, 45, 29, 8, 23, 74, 13, 92, 15, 5, 23, 31, 97, 38, 15, 64, 86, 58, 69, 92 = 1091 (25d100)

>>4228447
rolls
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Qm, What is my limitations if i whant to target 1 especific scp?
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>>4228451
You have so many cultists that some of them must be members of SCP.
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>>4228457
Then i'm truly sorry for what i have plan
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>>4228539
Those brave souls are doing the Lord’s work. We need more stuff like that here. TLD hasn’t even insulted Wu Bastard here yet, and that’s terrible.
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>>4228539
You should use the same IP a few different times over a long period of time instead of just using them once then discarding then.
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Rolled 1, 34, 7, 52, 68, 28, 38, 43, 22, 49, 77, 8, 26, 3, 20, 62, 57, 40, 45, 29 = 709 (20d100)

>>4222000
action 1 : send the Magician & the Chariot after the plant in the coordinates provided by the late Silverstein in this post.
action 2&3: the Tree continues to look for the orb in hitler's tomb
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>>4228934
nice rolls
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>>4229075
on the positive the ccp is trying to make a virus that targets ideology so it's imposible.
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>>4229088
whats impossible?
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>>4229139
This>>4228447
that fact that Arkham is going to get summoned means the surface will be nuke so that's the only positive this turn
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>>4229147
we will get dragons breath this turn too so that's good
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>>4228539
Not my thread but 3rd post is mine
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>>4229153
do you think we can transform people into the florida man meme?
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>>4229224
we can transform people into memes?

if so then yes
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>>4228596
>He thinks it’s impossible for Wuxian’s deceitful nature, immeasurable pettiness, and unapologetic AIDS tier autism to have bothered more than one individual

Let me guess, when you were first introduced to fractions in school, it took the teacher three hours to calm you down.
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>>4229310
It really is an unconvincing performance though, if every message is with a new IP then it’s clear as day what’s actually going on, and quite lazy.

I’ve seen people shit on QM’s but they don’t just post one single message then leave, and they especially don’t take turns over several days.

You could have some of the old IP’s reused to post again, assuming you kept track of them, that would look far more real.

As it stands this isn’t even well done trolling.
It’s a thin veil that gives the illusion of mass outrage but one that falls apart immediately upon inspection, and worst of all commits the cardinal sin of not being very fun.
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>>4229317
>he thinks that everyone is chained to their gaming chairs like him

By the way, have you ever considered the fact that people change their IPs so Wuxian doesn’t nuke them from orbit simply for reporting what they see to the less informed anons. You can’t afford to plant your feet when going up against someone who will censor and ban you without any valid reason or repercussions.
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>>4229325
You can prove that you're a different person by posting your character name from a previous thread. If you are unable to, you will be identified as more deceitful than me.
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>>4229325
But these posts you’re making should be removed, I’m not sympathetic.

This is a quest board, interrupting a quest to sperg out on a guy you don’t like while he’s running a quest everyone involved is enjoying is not good of you.

You shouldn’t feel it an injustice when the jannies sweep along to delete your autism, it genuinely should be removed.

You’re not going up against the odds and defiantly planting your feet, you’re just shitting up a quest people are enjoying.
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>>4229329
I never participated in any of your threads. I voted in WTF for a few days, watched the Stargate debacle, and the rest is history. Also, no one here can possibly be as manipulative and dishonest as you aside from Mist perhaps.
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>>4229330
I can’t soeak for anyone else involved but all i did was respond to your post. I’m not spamming, I’m not screeching, and I’m not posting rants. I’m simply stating what’s been said and making counter arguments when called out on my posts. You must be thinking of that other troll who people keep talking about.
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>>4229337
WTF is not my thread, so that is spreading a deliberate lie. The WTF OP is on a different time zone than me, if I made the WTF threads that would imply I never sleep. So on top of being a liar, you're an absolute moron who can't get his facts straight.
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>>4229341
There is no other troll, it’s as if your lying abilities never even developed past third grade.
This is all simply you.

Given the overwhelming lack of evidence that wuxian is shorttrip it’s pretty clear that a group wouldn’t go along with this, and the constant IP switching and then them never being reused once the newest shows up clearly fits the behaviour of one person.

If it was multiple people then they wouldn’t “know” that wuxian was shorttrip.
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>>4229345
You’re the only liar here, and I never stated that the two of you were one in the same. Work on your reading comprehension and stop trying to make moral arguments, you never had a leg to stand on.
>>4229364
>This is all simply you.
That sounds nice, but you’re lacking a crucial thing called evidence here. I never claimed that Wuxian was ShortTrip but that theory has much more supporting it than yours.

>If it was multiple people then they wouldn’t “know” that wuxian was
shorttrip
Gee, it’s almost as if humans can communicate with others and share ideas, what a concept. You do realize that this theory has been circulating for months now right? Many people have pushed it in the past and many more have heard about it.
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>>4229377
You did say he was shorttrip though, >>4228539
there. Your inability to convincingly use multiple IP’s gave away that that was you.

You claim that they’re the same and say there’s evidence but then don’t show it.

You claim that there’s definitely no evidence at all of you samefagging, when there clearly is.

You’re wasting your own time. Go off and do someone productive, I am quite bored of you.
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>>4229377
So if you didn't participate in my threads, and do not think I'm WTF, then you're a complete stranger, what is it even that you're ranting about.
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>>4229317
>commits the cardinal sin of not being very fun.
for me, this is deadly. critique without humor is public suicide because you don't make a point. if you show what's wrong, you can't be different from the subject of your trolling
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>>4229395
"if you don't show
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>>4229382
>I’ve the evidence against you
The only thing linking me to these guys is the fact that i disapprove of Wuxian’s actions. There’s nothing I’ve said here that would indicate that I’m spamming and the longer you insist on using the same flimsy argument with no hard evidence to support it, the worse you look. Obviously, you’re as dense as I initially suspected and you are incapable of arguing your way out of an open field.
>>4229383
My point is that whether you admit it or not, what you did here, in the previous thread, and Stargate was wrong and others took notice. You can try to sweep me under the rug and tell another lie to cover up your actions but the fact is that you did more than just piss off some Russian spammer or some nobody from one of your ancient threads. Someone as dishonest and morally barren as yourself will continue to attract negative attention and given your inability to simply drop your ego and apologize or change, this will continue for a long time. Deleting posts like these when anyone can easily look into your true history is pointless.
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>>4229398
what does wuxian have to apologize for? provide evidence
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>>4229398
But you were sloppy enough to leave blatant evidence linking you to them.

When I accused one IP of samefagging, when they quite clearly were, your current IP showed up to not only defend them, but also insult me for pointing out what was obvious.

Not to mention all three of those IP’s all use the same genre of insults in every post. You could at least change up your style.

This is lazy.
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>>4229400
I’ll just quote you. >>4198605

>>4229404
So stating that there is more than one person involved and parroting talking points counts as “evidence” now? Please stop embracing yourself.
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>>4229414
>What a rule lawyer looks like when he doesn't have rules to argue about
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THIRTY-SIXTH TURN

Art: "Ancient Temple" by psiipilehto

>>4228159
Q: Can he repair Cheops?
Power: High
DC: Avg (see Turn 35)
Roll: 35
A: Yes

Q Can he construct the device?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 60
A: Yes

Q: Can he produce gunships?
Odds: Likely (see Turn 35)
Roll: 80
A: Yes

The restoration of the [Pre-prepared Works] is complete. Blue energy comes out of the top of the pyramids (>>4227983) and create a magnetic field that covers the entire surface of the planet. All the pyramids of the world, such as Koh Ker of Cambodia, or in Kek's hometown, Xi'an, are spontaneously restored and activated.

You infuse a crystal power stone with the spell "Trap the Soul", allowing you to trap force of a creature , including horrors, inside of a gem. The more damaged the target's body is, the more effective the spell. The power stone can be added to a scepter, or the front of a gunship.

The [Dedicated Eldritch Gunship Assembly] adds 10 more gunships to your fleet.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>20 magitek gunship (Avg)
>Soul Trap power stone

>>4228208
Q: Can he recruit?
Appeal: Avg
DC: Above Avg (specific)
Rolls: 13, 41, 100
A: Yes, No, Crit No

Let's roll on d20 Menaces:
http://www.d20resources.com/menaces.d20/menaces
Rolls: 8, 27
# of Menaces: 74
A: 827 mod 74 = 2
=> Crawling Claw

Tribe Roll: 8

Inquisition roll: 27

You recruit a small tribe of crawling claws, which has spontaneously formed in New York following the War on Shadows. Crawling claws are normally formed from the severed hand of the deceased and infused with necromantic energy to animate them with "unnatural life". In this particular case, they have been infused with the environmental shadow magic. They join the hobos in the undercity.

READRYTH
>10 crawling claws
>130 inquisitors (sasquatch)
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>>4229434

>>4228163
>>4228167
>>4228296

Q: Can he explore the Tomb?
Odds: 50/50
Rolls: 37, 78
A: Yes, Yes

Q: Can he relocate the officials?
Odds: Impossible (see Turn 34)
Roll: 89
A: Crit No

The tomb is protected by countless traps, mutant insects and undead creatures, but that is nothing out of the ordinary for the explorer Wu Xie, as those are standard for Chinese tombs. All of the Tajik soldiers get wiped out one by one, and he reaches the underground lake alone, where the Eye of the Dragon lies on an islet. On a black stone is written a short text in the worm seal script, which he is one of the few people in the world who can read it. The worm seal script is an ancient script of China that is favored by dragons. The text explains how to bypass the final trap, which throws the unwelcome explorers to a matrix trap in the Plane of Shadow, but has a safe exit. Wu Xie enters the trap, and returns to the surface with the Eye of the Dragon in his hand.

The officials are impossible to find anywhere.

KEK
>orb of crystalline power
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>>4229434

>>4228934
Q: Can he obtain the plant?
Roll: 1
A: Crit Yes

Q: Can he explore the tomb?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 34, 7
A: Yes, Crit Yes

The Magician and the Chariot teleport to the coordinates in the Pamir Mountains. They see a Chinese-Tajik military expedition present in the area, but ignore it. They collect the dragon blood plant and teleport back to their safe home, the Hollow World.

In Hitler's Tomb, things are going well. The Tree's spherical form allows him to bypass all the traps. He switches to his ethereal form to get through Hitler's Maze, a maze that is normally near-impossible to pass, because it's full of puzzles releated to his life and passions. The Tree reaches the final room. There are no zombies here, only a diary and the Eye of Odin.

>Hitler's last diary entry
There had been for a long time rumors that my father Alois Hitler was the illegitimate son of Maria Anna Schicklgruber and Salomon Mayer Rothschild. The SS had investigated my background, but had found no conclusion evidence [factual]. Yet, this issue was always at the back of my mind. I've asked the help of the Telosians, and they've confirmed this to be true. They have examined my blood with their strange machine, analyzed what they call the "DNA", and have proven that my blood contains the taint of Babylon. It is now my understanding that I was a puppet of the Rothschild family, and that they had programmed me to destroy the Thule Society from the inside, and destroy the final resistance against their dynasty in Europe by losing the Great War. I hear now that mankind in the surface world is entirely enslaved. And I realize that my fate was cursed and inescapable. I am now spending my last days resting in Telos, with my beloved Eva. I'm not worthy of being the new Emperor that I was dreaming of becoming. And it is my hope that the person who finds the Imperial Orb will make better use of it than I did. Signed Adolf Rothschild.

FATHER ARKHAM
>orb of crystalline power
>dragon blood plant
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>>4228447
>>4228450
>Nyarlathotep
Q: Heal
Power: Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 40
A: Yes

Q: Investigate newspaper article x2
Odds: Likely
Roll: 48, 33
A: Yes

>SCP Foundation
Q: Investigate who attacked x3
Odds: Impossible
Roll: 33, 7, 53
A: Yes

>Project KIRA
Q: Telepathic attack on ARKHAM x2
Power: Superhuman 2
DC: Superhuman (Mindlock)
Roll: 45, 29
A: Yes x2

Q: Telepathic attack on KEK x1
Power: Superhuman 2
DC: Below Avg (Mindlock)
Roll: 8
A: Crit Yes

>CCP
Request memetic virus from SCP Foundation
Q: Mutate virus to target Kekistanis x3
Odds: Impossible (sounds difficult)
Roll: 23, 74, 13
A: Yes

>Park Hyeon-woo
Q: Use telepaths to locate the AoM x2
Power: Incredible
DC: Below Avg (previous connection established)
Roll: 92, 15
A: Crit Yes

Q: Korean expedition to the Hollow Earth
Odds: 50/50 (lots of km's)
Roll: 5
A: Crit Yes

>The Last Defender
Q: Continue the investigation x3
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 23, 31, 97
A: Yes

>Sasquatches
Q: Attack, random strategy x3
Cult Size: Below Avg (100)
DC: Below Avg (Readryth's cult) + 1 RS (mutations) + 1 RS (HQ defenses) + 2 RS (defensive bonus) = Exceptional
Roll: 38, 15, 64
A: No
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>>4222005

FIFTH SURPRISE TURN

The telepaths of Project KIRA continue their psychic attacks on the eldritch horrors. They send disturbing, lawful thoughts to Father Arkham and KEK's real location in deep space, which has a devastating effect. The horrors have visions of clean, geometric shapes and reversed entropy. KEK drops his cup of champagne and rolls on the floor, suffering intensely. His attendants, the small toadmen who work for him, bring a tinfoil hat, but it is too late.

>Father Arkham suffers -4 RS damage to all mind activities
>KEK suffers -4 RS damage to all mind activities (total: -6 RS)

Xi Jinping has fled to North Korean where the population never had the Internet to begin with, and thus, was never infected with PEPE. He obtains SCP-898 from the SCP Foundation (http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-898). SCP-898 is an anti-memetic defense, a meme that ovewrites other memes with its own power. The spread over China begins.

Supersoldier Park and Kim Yo-jong reach the Hollow Earth. They visit the city of Telos, where they are allowed to enter, thanks to their exceptional personal achievements. They visit the appartment of Adolf Hitler, and find on the floor DNA traces of the Avatars of Madness.

Nyarlathotep and The Last Defender both investigate in Houston, using different techniques. Nyarlathotep interviews the local reporters to find the person who has escaped from Readryth's camp. The victim was a young woman who was jailed in the tunnel as "human cattle". The Last Defender chooses to investigate fringe communities and local reports of cryptids.

As for the sasquatches, they lead a desperate, wild assault against Readryth's camp, but they get slaughtered by the mechanical gorgons and the defensive machine guns.
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>>4229433
Nice non-argument you have there. Don’t mind me, just continue your thread and avoid adressing my points like the dishonest coward that you are. It’s what you do best.
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>>4229414
that's lazy and explains, the stargate thread got fucked because wuxian was being attacked in the first place. you still aren't telling me why
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>>4229448
Sounds like a plan. Fuck off and let us play our game in peace.

>>4229440

Aw shit, boys, we're not doing so well. We'd better safeguard China. We have enough people and officials to state a revolt, perhaps?

Hey QM, as a Memetic-based horror ourselves, how much do we know about anti-memetic defences?
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>>4229465
Antimemetics is the spread of a counter-memes. You should be familiar with it because it is no different than regular memetics.
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>>4229462
It’s lazy sure, but if you’re going to flip flop like that when put on the spot, you were never worth the effort. He got attacked for flaking in the past and subsequently silencing and banning anyone who said an ill word against him like some far left Twitter mod.
>>4229465
Or, hear me out now, you can develope some principles instead of slinking around like an invertebrate.
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>>4229465
We should should get the dragon plant too, shouldn't be hard, the temple is close to those
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>>4229465
I have a plan but it may kill us all.
the first thing we need is to fuck with the koreans until they give us the chinese , if we stop the source then we end the thread
The second part is gaining new flesh for kek.
I propose a full assault to scp 610. If we convert it to believing he is the flesh of KEK we may restore him
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>>4229434
Hmmmm what should I do?...
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>>4229470
no one's flip-flopping and you still haven't explained anything. provide proof.
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>>4229471
We are dying , i don't believe we have the time to summon ourselves before we lose china
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also op wouldnt mindlock help with mental attacks
cuz i have it at like 7 lol
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>>4229478
You could give me the summoning materials back.
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>>4229483
Yes, Mindlock helps, that's why you weren't damaged in the previous surprise turn. Kek has low Mindlock, he gets fucked more.
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>>4229483
Dear Arckham;
In some turns you will be summoned.
we will coordinate a attack over NATO and kill anything that doesn't join us.

KEK
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>>4229470
I don't care, I'm here for the quest, not your agenda. I couldn't give a fuck if the QM throws babies into a blender, it's fun to be here. Find someone else to bitch at about principles.

>>4229472

Fuck it, sounds fun. Let's go look for it. QM, got a question. We've been told that any information we can find online, we know of. Does that include the SCP Wiki? Do we know that 610 is in Siberia?

LeadKek, Right and Gob, let's pluck the flower from the area too? We spend an action to get the flower, one to draw a circle, and one to scout for the SCP.
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>>4229485
You know what I will
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>>4229493
Fantastic, operation kill Arkham is a go then.
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Rolled 42, 12, 54, 27, 23, 38, 60, 40, 20, 4, 11, 74, 69, 46, 77, 78, 31, 11, 69, 7 = 793 (20d100)

>>4229434
1: have my robot body ready for me, when it is ready I put my mind into it.

2: recruit.

3: give Imhotepkemet his stuff back.
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Rolled 82, 54, 36, 76, 10, 22, 49, 69, 45, 6, 48, 69, 29, 81, 16, 79, 79, 40, 29, 69 = 988 (20d100)

>action 1: draw summoning circle on the magician
>action 2: SUMMON ME INTO HER
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>>4229506
actions 2 and 3 are the same
or should i roll again?
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>4229489
>Does that include the SCP Wiki? Do we know that 610 is in Siberia?
That's super meta. Let's roll for it.
1: The rule >>4212458 applies to everything
2: This rule only applies to real-world information
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>>4229479
Yes, you did. In the post I quoted you assigned some blame to Wuxian and now you absolve him of everything. I already explained the situation and you yourself seem to have a decent grasp on what’s going on here, you simply lack the moral backbone to do or say anything about it.


All right, I think my job is done here. Despite all of the support Wuxian has revived from you golems he himself is unable to sit up let alone stand up because he knows he’s in the wrong. You’ll continue this 5-7 man circle jerk until he flakes again and finds a new circle of dullards to feed him. As for me, I’ve thoroughly outfoxed and outclassed every single one of you with relative ease and while I can’t say I’m surprised I’m certainly disappointed. The only way for you simpanzees to “win” is by ignoring me or having me banned which says a lot about the nature of this conflict. If anything, Wuxian’s ability to manipulate you clowns is more of a testament to your subhuman status rather than any cleverness on his part. With that said, I bid all of you bottom dwelling scum suckers adieu.
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>>4229508
No, that's OK. Really badass summoning also.
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>>4229510
Be seeing you baby.
Hope you work through this rough patch.
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>>4229489
Scp 610 is very famous, so we search information about him.
So Action 2 we can send military forces to north korea to search for the chinese with the help of the koreans.(i will write it up so we have more chances)
then we can search for the flower.
Kek's agree or do you prefer other actions?
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>>4229489
Yep, those actions sounds good
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Pic

>>4229509
Fuck yeah.

>>4229515
Sounds good.
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>>4229515
Yeah
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Rolled 67, 46, 6, 23, 46, 70, 96, 57, 49, 80, 7, 63, 5, 95, 100, 56, 61, 69, 10, 4 = 1010 (20d100)

>>4229434
Action 1: Develop a Dimension Lock to be equipped onto the gunship to prevent teleportation and etherealness in a radius

Action 2: Backup my mind into a cybernetic implant that can restore my mind completely in case of corruption.

Action 3: Lead an expedition of 21 guns(hips) into the centre of the earth through the Antarctic passage to the hidden world, lead personally by me in my chariot.

One gunship alone is enough to pop Arkham without issues, but this overwhelming force is enough to take over the planet. If we run into telosian authorities just tell em we’re here to kill the chaos sphere.
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>>4229510
Good reference. If you are still here, I will address your points.
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>action 1 ; Draw a summoning circle in the Tomb of the Dragon
>action 2 Send parts of the military to north korea to hunt down the "traitorous members of the party" that have fled glorious China. And destroying their thing while at it. offer the koreans the story. we are going to enter.
Their collaboration is what will vary
>action 3 ; search for the flower in the Pamir mountains
We don't need to research about scp 610 so lets make sure we can convert him by going ourselfs
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Rolled 40, 18, 65, 68, 17, 44, 72, 89, 37, 50, 77, 27, 89, 62, 17, 53, 81, 8, 94, 63 = 1071 (20d100)

>>4229527
pray to the dice gods
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>>4229528
whew
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>>4229528
not bad, maybe we can consume 610 without problems if this keep up
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>>4229498
>when it is ready I put my mind into it.
Does it mean that you do the summoning ritual on the robot?
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>>4229533
I think he wants to be summoned in the robot
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>>4229523
>6
it's on, motherfucker!
>>4229512
now all i have to pray is for my 4 boys to not botch drawing a circle on someone's back

>>4229486
oh well that works
what does -rs do though

>>4229488
im all for the show but first i gotta get the hell out of here while imho meets the telosian
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>>4229539
-RS means Rank Shift. It lowers your ranks when you are doing anything related to the mind.
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>>4229539
You’ve been fucking with my plans from the very beginning, time for you to meet your match.

Also I apologise for the delay, I‘ve been busy with Gob and Nyarlothotep, your stay of execution has fortunately run its course at last.
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>>4229531

An issue I see is that the SCP is a fleshy disease, rather than an individual. There may not be a leader to convert.

Also, in preparation for contact, we should transform squads of cultists into non-biological memes.
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>>4229469
Thats just what the antimemetics department wants you to think.
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>>4229545
i dunno imho
it might be yours.
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>>4229510
I don’t care what anyone says, this madlad here gave you lot a proper bollocking.
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>>4229534
Yes
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>>4229550
With your physique the only way you endure this is by not taking a single hit.

You any good at bullet hells?
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>>4229546
The flesh disease will work in favor if we manage to corrupt it. It regenerates quite well.
and i will do what you say and search for non organic based memes like Thomas the train engine
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>>4229555
Did you just say bullet hell~
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>>4229557

Some ideas for members of the squad.

Also had the thought of utilising the Galaxy Brain meme to improve the computing power of Infinite Chan.
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>>4229566
I am an eldritch horror of culture
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>>4229570
Its to funny thinking of a bunch of Mcqueens storming military bases. When we choose the meme i'm fotoshoping it
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>>4229551
just use the same IP mate,we all know its you
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>>4229555
let's just say not everything can be taken into account lol

tomorrow is the last day of the thread, right?
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>>4229510
1) i never absolved him. how could i, i don't even know what to absolve him for
2) you never provided proof, despite being given plenty opportunities to do so
3) "outfoxed and outsmarted all of you" ok...

that being said, he thinks he wins if we ignore him. so lets let him win. from now on, let's ignore anything he says
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>>4229583
nah thats not fun
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>>4229579
I do think so.
I’d say at a stretch we’re 4 turns from an end, so it’ll end square on turn 40.

I’m the only summoned god and I intend to still be by the time that comes around,
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>>4229592
Nyarlathotep was summoned
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>>4229596
npc
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>>4229596
Oh yeah forgot about him. I’ll have to deal with him after Arkham is dealt with.

Provided everything goes as planned.
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>>4229592
kek is getting summoned too
im not sure if 4 turns will be enough for this mayhem
also nyarlo
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>>4229572
That you indeed are
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THIRTY-SEVENTH TURN

Art: "Hydra" by Sanskarans

>>4229498
Q: Can he summon?
Cult Rank: Below Avg
DC: High (change of body)
Roll: 42
A: No

Q: Can he recruit?
Appeal: Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 12
A: Yes

Recruit roll: 27
Q: How about he recruits humans for a change?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 23
A: Yes

>READRYTH

Your robotic body is lying down at the center of a summoning circle, with your freakish cultists chanting your name in the Readrythian tongue, the racial tongue that only you and them speak and that is part of the genetic code. The Readrythian Joe Bob, the mutant ape Houzi, and superhero Jim Bob lead the ceremony. The robot's eyes begin turning red from the energy, but it quickly fades. The ritual is a failure. Joe Bob grabs the weakest mutant ape in the community and shoots him with his Colt Python. He warns that would anyone else show weakness in the ritual, and he will exterminate them.

The failed ritual is broadcasted to the dreams of the most violent criminals of Houston. Joe Bob quickly becomes an idol of violence, a mentor figure, and many of them travel to your ranch.

>>4229506
>>4229508
Q: Can he draw the circle?
Odds: 50/50 (see Turn 29)
Roll: 85
A: Yes

Q: Can he summon?
Cult Rank: Avg
DC: High
Roll: 54, 36
A: No

>ARKHAM

The Avatars all teleport to Hitler's Chamber. They admire the Orb of Crystalline Power, called the Eye of Odin because it contains a light blue storm inside. Whether it is actually the god's eye is unknown, but that should be impossible because, according to myth, his eye was lost in Mimir's Well. The Trees draws your circle on The Magician's back. The team begins chanting your name in the alignment language of chaos (as in AD&D). The difficulty of summoning inside of an organic portal makes the ritual fail, although they get close, and for an instant, her pupils disappear.
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>>4229523
Q: Can he develop a Dimension Lock?
Power: High
DC: Avg ("teleport" part of High Magic)
Roll: 67
A: Yes

Q: Can he backup his mind?
Odds: Impossible - 3 RS (Supreme Intellect)
Roll: 46
A: No

Q: Can he travel to the center of Earth?
Odds: A Sure Thing
Roll: 6
A: Crit Yes

>IMHOTEP

[High Magic] The Dimension Lock defensive spell is successful. As we have seen earlier, memetics and antimemetics are identical. Likewise, Teleportation and Dimension Lock are identical. It is actually an universal rule of the universe. A Dimension Lock is simply teleporting away what teleports inside.

Backing up your mind is impossible. Because of your Supreme Intellect, it would take all the computers of Egypt to back you up. Moreover, that is not very useful. While the brain can be backed up, that is not the case for consciousness, which exists outside of the material world. Your resuscitated copy would be an entity different than you, a mere NPC shell without the sparkle of life.

Your fleet travels to the center of Earth. The Pyramid Network gives you a satellite image of all the Inner Earth cities, and you are able to locate the city of Telos and the surrounding mountains. HItler's Tomb, however, does not appear on the radar.

>>4229527
>>4229528
Q: Can he draw the summoning circle?
Odds: 50/50 (see above)
Roll: 40
A: Yes

Q: Can the military enter NK?
Odds: Impossible (act of invasion) - 3 RS (even lower)
Roll: 18
A: No

Q: Can he find the flower?
Odds: Has To Be
Roll: 65
A: Yes

>KEK

The adventurer Wuxie draws the summoning circle, which is a very complex sigil of cosmic memetic power.

You send military units to North Korea, but North Korea declines entry. They say that any threat to their national border will be treated as an act of war, and will be met with the full power of their arsenal.

You do not need to search for the dragon blood plant. It grows at the entrance of the Tomb of the Dragon, in front of Wuxie!
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Rolled 47, 86, 89, 8, 76, 79, 41, 10, 93, 74, 19, 49, 100, 86, 41, 23, 25, 61, 84, 42 = 1133 (20d100)

>action 1, 2, 3: all AoM's close their eyes, gather hands, chant harder, in these hard, chaotic times- and summon me into The Magician
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>>4229849
oh well. guess im not getting summoned lol
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>>4229853
The universe does not accept that you wear a skirt
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Kek's do we fuck the koreans or de we go for scp 610
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>>4226356
I thought I had asked. For the Jojo anime, which one is the best, 1993 or 2012?
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>>4229871
2012, no questions asked
also starting from the third saga is perfectly fine despite what anyone else would tell you
altough the second has fucking joseph
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>>4229871
Its like Hellsing, each have a distinct charm yet they are 2012 is cleaner.
>>4229876
And it is true that you can start by the third saga , the first 3 episodes are really hard to get into but once you see them you will laugh unironically with the rest
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>>4229859

Yeah, I reckon we have the military strength to try the Koreans.

9/10 of the Chinese government ought to be enough for us to depose the ones all the way on top, especially since we have a lot of the populace too. Their influence doesn't matter when the rest of the cabinet chooses to outright ignore it.

Maybe we should try and Meme on all of China as fast as we can, before the Antimeme reaches.

Also, I feel we should hold off on summoning. In this period, doing so would make us more vulnerable, and the other gods have far better physical capabilities. It'd suck if we got spawncamped by Imho with a teleporting gunship.
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>>4229886
that's why i want to nuke the koreans , if we destroy the source of the anti meme it should die. It works with us so it should work on them.
and the spawn camping is a good point. this turn we can prepare the troops we are sending to 610
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Rolled 93, 82, 49, 29, 60, 2, 70, 60, 78, 20, 90, 47, 88, 25, 86, 28, 57, 59, 75, 56 = 1154 (20d100)

>>4229834
>Action 1: Everyone spread out to a distance of 50 KM from eachother up in the sky of the hollow earth. This will mean he cannot target more than one gunship at a time.
Once in position, link scanners into a manifold ready to detect any eldritch power surges such as those that may result from a summoning.

Action 2: Produce a new line of ships off of the gunship chassis. No weapons, instead armed with matter manipulation construction equipment, for quick restructuring of fundamental elements into new shapes and forms.
All four factories, 3 normal, 1 gunship

Action 3: Action 2 again
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>>4229891

Fair enough, yeah. QM, do we have the nuclear codes for Chinese arsenal?

We ought to set up multiple command centres for it too, so that any cultist can activate missiles with Infinite Chan if the main ones are nuked.
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>4229914
a 2004 Chinese military text, translated by the Union of Concerned Scientists, suggests that the Central Military Commission—or perhaps its chair alone—holds the authority to launch.
It's unknown who has the authority to launch, probably only Xi, who's in Korea. If I roll a 1 you have the nuclear codes.
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>>4229931
Well ... you know what that means?
we are going to corrupt a army of Shrek's to destroy korea
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>>4229931

Damn. Would our cultists be able to tell us freely if they can be detonated remotely?

>>4229981
I'd say that with Kim Jong Un, Trump, Putin, and Xi all being prominent memes in their own way, it'd be an easy feat to transform soldiers into them. Y'know, for the psychological impact, and also the big 'fuck you' factor of them having to blow up their own faces when they fight back.
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>>4229834
How many gang members do I have now?
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>>4230091
That seem like the best idea.
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>Action 1 convert large amounts of the chinese army
>Action 2 corrupt civilians into parodies of the infamous leaders of the world
>Action 3 Destroy all non civilian areas of north korea with our memelitary strength
let's roll
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Rolled 91, 77, 58, 2, 38, 27, 99, 32, 3, 42, 69, 80, 62, 51, 67, 58, 46, 73, 83, 87 = 1145 (20d100)

>>4230130

Rolling
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>>4230148
oh no
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>>4230148
Damn. Looks like this isn't gonna go well.
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Rolled 30, 32, 60, 73, 22, 95, 74, 33, 25, 19, 43, 54, 89, 66, 71, 20, 95, 54, 62, 11 = 1028 (20d100)

>>4229834
And also how many inquisitors do I have on me?
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>>4230363
Oops
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>>4229834
1: recruit some more people.

2: have 3 of my robots fight some inquisitors.

3: begin work on a mechanical worm like being
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Rolled 1, 12, 57, 75, 10, 70, 77, 43, 10, 72, 1, 56, 92, 27, 59, 74, 60, 77, 77, 76 = 1026 (20d100)

>>4230566
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Whelp , if today is the last turn we better go with a bang
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>>4231516
The game ends tomorrow, Sunday evening, not today.

>>4230118
How many gang members do I have now?
>4 gorgons
>20 cultists (Deadeye, Readryth Friends)
>Xiang Houzi {Deadeye, Sword Key} + Superhero Jim Bob {Key}
>30 cultists (apes, Deadeye 3/3)
>50 cultists (apes, Readryth Friends 1/3)
>10 engineers
>50 cultists (New York hobos)
>10 crawling claws (New York)

>>4230363
how many inquisitors do I have on me?
>SCP Foundation
>Nyarlathotep
>The Last Defender
>Science Against Witchcraft
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>>4231529
+ 30 human recruits (criminals)
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Hey kek's maybe it's not that hard taking over north korea

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4449754/US-military-expert-says-North-Korea-parade-arms-FAKE.html
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>>4231646
There's a lot of BS said about North Korea in Western media.
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>>4231646

> The soldiers seen above displaying rocket-propelled grenades during the parade were most likely given toy missiles 'because Kim Jong-Un doesn't want them to launch one at the viewing stand,' according to Michael Pregent, a former US Army intelligence officer

Kek.

>>4227661
>>4231649

Does this come into play here?
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>>4231649
the article comes with pictures, it's pretty fun
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Access is blocked
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THIRTY-EIGHTH TURN

Art: "Ra-nefer-u" by MLauviah

>>4229849
Q: Can he summon?
Cult Rank: Avg
DC: High (see Turn 37)
Roll: 47, 86, 89
A: No

>ARKHAM

The harder chanting turns into a cacophonia of shrills. It's awful! The AoM's vocal cords are bleeding. Yet, it's not sufficient to summon you. It seems that it's more difficult to penetrate The Magician than one would expect.

>>4229913
Q: Can they detect Arkham's surge?
Odds: Very Unlikely (bunker)
Roll: 93
A: No

Q: Can he make the [High Magic] ship?
Odds: 50/50 (sounds difficult)
Roll: 82, 49
A: Yes, Yes

The scanner are unable to detect any power surge. The eldritch mastermind has found a location that is well protected from detection, a bunker that is blessed by the spirit of Adolf Rothschild, and was built with intra-terrestrial technology.

The new ships are equipped with large 3D printers and enchanted with the power of [High Magic] that flows on the magnetic network of the pyramids.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>1 magitek gunship (Exceptional)
>20 magitek gunship (Avg)
>8 high-magitek gunship
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>>4231710

>>4230130
>>4230148
Q: Can he convert Chinese soldiers?
Odds: Impossible (SCP-898)
Roll: 91
A: Crit No
Crit: They detect the assault

Q: Can he corrupt civilians?
Power: Above Avg - 6 RS (mind dmg) = Minuscule 2
DC: Avg
Roll: 77
A: No

>Let's evaluate how much of the army he controls, following the SCP-898 outbreak
Q: Did SCP-898 regain control of 50%?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 2
A: Crit Yes
Crit: 75%

Q: Can he destroy NK?
Cult Rank: Superhuman 2+ (25% of Chinese army is still huge)
DC: Superhuman (been ranking NK at this in previous turns)
Roll: 58
A: Yes

Random Even Roll: 38
A: Move Toward a Thread

01-33: Capture the Politburo
34-66: Heal his mind damage
67-00: Increase the machine-tower network
Roll: 38

Q: Are NK's nukes intercepted?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 27
A: Yes

The soldiers of the Chinese army have been received anti-memetic vaccine of SCP-898. They seem immune to the [Memetic Phrase], and you cannot increase your influence.

You get the idea of corrupting civilians into their leaders, who are themselves living memes. That is a very clever idea, for a brainlet who has suffered heavy brain damage from the telepathic attacks of Project KIRA. Your thoughts are broken, distorted, and you're unable to focus on the attack. You can only visualize faint images of the badass trio in your head, but it quickly fades.

You are losing control of the Chinese army, but your control is still strong enough that you can lead an attack on North Korea. Kim Jong-un launches a nuclear attack on the Chinese capitals as ripost, but the People's Liberation Army Air Force intercepts all of them with their own anti-ballistic missiles.

[RANDOM EVENT / Move Toward a Thread] The Chinese troops march over the Korean Demilitarized Zone and find the remaining members of the Politburo hidden there. They surrender!

KEK
>China's bureaucracy: 10/10
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>>4231710

>>4230566
>>4230569
Q: Can he recruit more?
Roll: 1
A: CRIT YES

Recruit rolls: 75, 10 = 85

Q: Can his robots track down inquisitors?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 12
A: Crit Yes
Crit: Double roll below

01-33: Nyarlathotep
34-66: The Last Defender
67-00: Science Against Witchcraft
Roll: 70, 77

Q: Can he work on the worm?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 57
A: Yes

You show dreams of violence to the inmates of the Joe Kegans State Jail, which many of them greatly enjoy. Your cultists outside steal helicopters from a hospital, and come to their rescue. Joining your cult means freedom, and they will be forever thankful.

[CRITICAL DESTRUCTION] The engineers research information about Science Against Witchcraft. They quickly find their website and real-life location, and send the killer robots after them. The robots set fire to their entire neighborhood, and the inquisitors are ironically burned alive, along with their entire families and neighbors. They wait in a circle outside of the incident area, and shoot anyone who tries to escape with their integrated weapons. When the firefighters arrive, they shoot them down too. At last, they return to the camp.

Your engineers work on the previous robotic of the gorgon, to give it the ability to dig tunnels.

READRYTH
>WORM 1/3
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Rolled 52, 29, 31, 13, 43, 84, 68, 7, 91, 76, 89, 50, 97, 15, 19, 88, 19, 19, 87, 54 = 1031 (20d100)

>action 1 2 3:
summon me
into The Magician
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>>4231725
fucking

finally!!!
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>>4231715
...oh my
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>>4231711
last turn huh?

i say we launch them
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>>4231741

We still have a few days to go. With the Politburo surrendering, I say we puppet them and use them to wrest control back of the Chinese army.

Let’s get the whole army to ourselves as a safety blanket first. Also, let’s try the various means of corrupting them, or trying to bypass the antimeme. I have an idea I’ll post in a bit.
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>>4231715
How many people did I recruit?
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>>4231711
Qm, now that the emisor of 898 has been capture, does that mean we have the code for 898?
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I sure hope so. But in case we don't, I've been working on a contingency plan.

Behold, a meme that perhaps holds the potential to overwhelm the antimemes that counter our phrase. For this meme is stated to have the power to rewrite reality itself, and those affected were never not under our control.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2140

I call it: SCP 2140-K
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>>4231759
we have now control of all the government so we can put it on Tv at peaks hours several times a month. Nice pic
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Rolled 64, 22, 88, 34, 4, 92, 42, 50, 60, 5, 35, 63, 55, 70, 78, 48, 10, 42, 90, 84 = 1036 (20d100)

>>4231710
Action 1: Construction gunships are now going to head to the moon and begin converting the moon into construction gunships

Action 2: Begin turning more of the moon into construction gunships which then assist the other construction gunships in constructing more construction gunships

Action 3: Gunships building gunships building gunships building gunships building
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>>4231785
there goes my dream of controlling the moon, but i have to ask , what if the moon moves? your guns point in the wrong direction until it gets back?
>pic related
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>>4231802
What?
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>>4231807
Aren't you building spaceships on the moon?
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>>4231747
85

>>4231753
898 doesn't have a code!
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>>4231811
Yeah but they’re spaceships they’re not attached to the moon
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>>4231815
>begin converting the moon into construction gunships
then the moon is not going to be a death star , okey got it.

>>4231814
I will take that as a no, we don't have access to 898
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>>4231785
(Hell march intensifies)
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>>4231822

Let's:

> Try using 2140-K to convert the upper echelon
> In the event it doesn't work, we just use regular threats to make them unify the Chinese Army and give us the Nuclear codes to fully unlock the arsenal
> Continue work on Telepathic radar to try and make it leak into Russia too

?
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>>4231715
Do I know where Arkham is?
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>>4231840
why leak it to russia, if we sumon ourself we can just walk in and if anyone tries to look into our direction the get converted before they raise the alarm.
and we have the nuclear launch codes
> find the remaining members of the Politburo hidden there. They surrender!
we got them
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>>4231848
You do not know where Arkham is
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>>4231852

Yeah, fair enough. I'm just worried about spawn camping still, since Imho can teleport and gib us at any moment. Let's look into tinfoiling the dragon temple to stop that, as one of our actions?
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>>4231858
We can send PEPINA to protect us, we are already underground so no spaceship
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>>4231858
Consider yourself safe until Arkham is terminated.
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>>4231858
>>4231862

or you could help me out since
you know
imho will be ten times stronger if he eats my soul lol
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>>4231880
What exactly do you hope we can do?
you are currently living with the mole people.
we don't have assets there, and we are trying to restore the flesh of Kek.
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>>4231885
i dunno lol
but
at this point
anything would be better than waiting
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>>4231885
>>4231887

The pussy move, which is way less fun, is to not be summoned at all. As we've seen with Gob, being summoned and then dying destroys us.

In the event anyone chooses not to be summoned at all, they live to see another thread, and Imho takes the victory.

That said, we can't exactly provide anything to you. Sorry.

Kek Left, I'll sign off on whatever you choose to do, you take the lead fully for this turn.
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>>4231895
Fuck, I should have summoned myself
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>>4231901
Oh well, it's time to rain hell now
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Rolled 15, 52, 11, 98, 83, 73, 46, 59, 71, 69, 27, 24, 33, 19, 59, 46, 78, 99, 99, 25 = 1086 (20d100)

>>4231715
1,2&3: have everyone, and I mean EVERYONE, attack the United States of America, hospitals, military bases, airports, everything.
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>>4231895
do you still approve of going next turn to get 610 for the new flesh of kek?
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>>4231895
its cool man, but don't forget we can summon other eldritch gods
i summoned myself to stop imho from summoning me in a bad place
it can happen to youuuuuuuuuuuu
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>>4231915
Yep, sounds like it'll be fun. That's part of the reason I proposed spreading our influence to Russia. It reduces interference when we go look for 610 in Siberia.
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>>4231919
When did Imho become so scary? You should fear Nyarlathotep.
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>>4231924
Agreed. I’m a harmless buttercup who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Everyone target Nyarlothotep.
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>>4231924
nyarlathotep isn't sending 30 self-fixing cursed gunships after my round, round ass
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>action 1 using >>4231759 2140-KEK and our political power reclaim and infect more of the chinese military
>action 2 convert cultist into non organic memes(animatronic elmo, Mcqueens , terminators, etc)
>Action 3 create one of our machines inside a trailer truck, we don't want long range just more power in less area
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>>4231929

Rolling.
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>>4231934
nice
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>>4229570

Replying to our unit spread so QM can reference it.
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>>4231945
Considering Kek's brain damage, I do not think that I will get to reference it.
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>>4231975
Oh no.
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>>4231975
>None of the elmos are animatronic, they are just weird furry 's
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>>4231975
we got a 14 though
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>>4231990
According to the Mythic chart, you must roll a 0 or lower to succeed.
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>>4231999
HA
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>>4231999
next turn lets try and fix our brain
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>>4232002
That is why action 3 is important, we are going to get the flesh so we can regenerate when we are summoned
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>>4231999

Jesus Christ.

>>4232010
Yeah, let's focus hard on that from now on.
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God, I feel like a complete and utter fool for not summoning myself. I could have died a warriors death, but now I will live a coward life.
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>>4232047
At least it’s a life.
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>>4232047
dear Readryth;
Before you get killed by the USA i wanted to confess that each time i called your cult as /scalys/ it was a reference to the furries that are into reptiles. I don't regret it, but i wanted you to know this before you die.

KEK
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>>4232067
>>4232047

goodbye readryth, it was good knowing you
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>>4232082
It was nice knowing you too friend
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>>4232067
Well damn, didn't know that. Glad you told me
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>>4232136
You can join the PEPE collective now that you've been destroyed.
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THIRTY-NINTH TURN

Art: "The Summoning of Israfil" by 000Fesbra000, Creative Commons

>>4231725
Q: Can he summon?
Cult Rank: Avg
DC: High (see Turn 37 & 38)
Roll: 52, 29, 31
A: No

The summoning still does not work... Here are some recommendations to succeed.

1) Apologize to the spirit of Adolf Hitler
2) Convert to the cult of a greater god, such as KEK
3) Ask Gob or Imhotepkemet for advice on how to summon

>>4231785
Q: Can they travel in space?
Odds: Impossible (turn 35 makes clear gunships are not spaceships)
Roll: 64
A: No

Random Event 1: 34
A: New NPC

Random Event 2: 4
A: Remote Event

Rolls 1: 92, 42, 50, 60
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/92424178/#92425060
"Born just in time to see Hillary publicly executed for treason."

Rolls 2: 35, 63, 55, 70
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/35633112/#35635570
A post about NK's nukes

Your gunships are unable to fly into space. You only have one spacecraft in your fleet, and it is not the construction gunship.

{Second Action is lost}

[GLOBAL CATASTROPHE / GRAY GOO] The construction ships begin replicating themselves. While their replication rate is not as high as Gob's Dark Plague, it is still a catastrophic event. Quick, everyone! Destroy Imhotepkemet while you still can!

[RANDOM EVENT / New NPC] Hilary Clinton formally invites you to join the Illuminati.

[RANDOM EVENT / Remote Event] A Korean nuclear missile launched from a secret base in the direction of Beijing, but it explodes mid-air.
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>>4231929
>>4231934

Q: Can KEK use SCP-2140-K?
Odds: Very Unlikely (for: precedent; against: more potent)
Roll: 42
A: Yes

Q: Can he [convert] anyone?
Power: Minuscule 2 (see Turn 38)
DC: Avg
Roll: 14
A: No

Q: Can he create a new machine?
Odds: Very Likely (see Turn 31)
Roll: 27
A: Yes

Disclaimer: Normally, I do not support the SCPs after number 2000. The SCP Foundation, originally a 4chan project, turned to shit after the Tumblr trannies took over. I quote SCP-2721 as example of their repulsive destruction of SCP (http://www.scp-wiki.net/protected:scp-2721).

The SCP Foundation is greatly relunctant to hand over SCP-2140 to the Chinese government. The Ethics Committee write a report against it, on the basis that nothing would stop the Chinese government from using it to tame and control dissidents, or even the rest of the world. However, O5 command gives their consent, on the special condition that the virus is strictly spread by SCP personnel, and the spread limited to the government and military. The special situation of the alien PEPE virus means that measures even more special must be taken.

Action 2: You have a very intense headache. Your powers are minuscule, and you are a drooling meme yourself.

The construction of the mobile machine is successful.

>>4231914
Q: Is the attack on the USA successful?
Cult Rank: Below Avg
DC: Superhuman 2+
Roll: 15, 52, 11
A: No

Random Event: 98
A: NPC Positive
01-20: Joe Bob
21-40: SCP Foundation
41-60: Serpent's Hand
61-80: Nyarlathotep
81-00: TLD
Roll: 83

Your scalies, furries, mutants, criminals, inbred farmers, and semi-sentient robots launch a full-scale attack on Houston. Murder, rape, arson, your terrorists fulfill their darkest dreams. Their biggest success is the bombing of the Methodist Hospital; there are no survivors to the attack, whether doctor or patient. The video of a nurse running through the parking lot and being shot by a laser gun before she can escape gets quite popular on Youtube. However, no matter how determined or well mutated your cultists are, they are so few in numbers that they quickly get controlled by the police forces, helped with minor reinforcement from the army. In New York, the hobos and crawling claws attack Time Square, but they get captured even quicker.

This is the end of Readryth's cult. Note: Do not post any Readryth fan art, it is against the 4chan rules to post furry art outside of /b/.

[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Positive] With your camp destroyed, the Russian vigilante The Last Defender enters the room of the engineers, and transfers his consciousness into a robot body. I will reveal that The Last Defender's real-life name is Dio Brando, yes, he's also the villain from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
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>>4232245
bro read some new SCPs and stop listening to shit right wing youtubers. literally the oldest accounts supported the pride day fiasco and the new scps are much better
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Rolled 70, 40, 34, 50, 22, 34, 27, 3, 69, 29, 72, 34, 11, 84, 60, 38, 70, 85, 76, 74 = 982 (20d100)

>>4232241
aw come one! it took me like 10 turns to summon and i still can't!

action 1: apologize to god-damn Hitler himself, or Roschild, or whatever.
action 2-3: summon me into the magician aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa how much dice do i even neeeeeeeed

>Dio is in this quest
oh HELL YES
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Rolled 48, 7, 74, 24, 53, 65, 100, 65, 35, 90, 29, 2, 65, 68, 7, 84, 21, 23, 27, 97 = 984 (20d100)

>>4232241
Huh, I’m pretty sure I ordered for the next generation of gunships to be capable of space flight, but I must’ve not been clear on that.

Ah well.

Arkham hurry up and summon yourself please. I don’t want to be stuck winning by default as the only summoned god.

Also hell yeah, time to join the illuminati

Action 1: Gunships building gunships building gunships

Action 2: Building gunships building gunships building

Action 3: And the gunships build...
I suppose it is time for the gunships to build an [Interstellar Stargate Ring] such that this world can be invaded by military forces from my homeworld of Nile IV.

It shall be produced on earth and then hauled up into orbit by my spaceship once completed, and house my orb of crystalline perfection as a focus.
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>>4232282
blame hitler
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>>4232286
Hitler did no- Hitler has nothing to do with your inability to get it up when you need it.

Try some of Kek’s super viagra.
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>>4232245

Homestuck Satellite was fucking trash. But there are still some pretty based ones outside the 2000s, they're gems in the shit pile.

Keks, anything that needs doing apart from 610? How many actions should we allocate to that?
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>>4232282
>as you start giving orders a cultist approaches you
>a man in a trench coat and a fedora came to see you
>He was told he couldn't so he left
>But he left a suitcase
>As you approach the suitcase you hear "All Star" coming from the box
what do you do?
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>>4232294
We know where it is , it's a short distance from north china pasin a small distance through Russia
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>>4232294
yeah I agree on selective reading. and SCP-2140 was mind-blowing.
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>>4232299
I compliment your ability to send mail all the way to a gunship in the centre of the earth.
I chuck it to a cultist and have them open it.

>>4232294
I don’t really get why people act like the homestuck satellite represents SCP’s beyond 2000, it’s practically one of a kind in cringe. SCP’s beyond 2000 are mostly still great fun, 3125 and the antimemetics division are spectacular.
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>>4232245
HA! Now that's the way to go out! Well it's been fun guys, definitely going to come back in the next thread. But for now and evermore, Good bye.
>Do not post any Readryth fan art, it is against the 4chan rules to post furry art outside of /b/.
Eh, that would be expected.
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>>4232311

This is one that I find really interesting too. Not too meta to be enjoyable. http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2718

>>4232303
Great. Let's mobilise the military? If we print out 2140-K and emblazon it on the gear of the Chinese Military, any observers who notice and try to stop them will become loyal to us. That might let us carve a path from China to Siberia.
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>>4232290
>Hitler did no-

as expected from an eldritch god from deep space
but he did
he hit the magician
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>>4232320
for that we can just put PEPE's in the paint job of the jeeps
>>4232316
I'm writing all possible content, just a minute
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>>4232325
The magician was disturbing the dead and had it coming.

Now hurry up and summon yourself
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>>4232316
read pitch haven? good world building

read gamers against weed tales? average representation of LGBT people

Its good but there are a couple of stinkers
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>>4232338

Pitch Haven is fucking incredible, loved it.

Can't wait till we get 610 and un-tard ourselves so we can use meme abilities again.
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Roll 1d12
1-Thomas the thermonuclear bomb,BOOM
2-surprise attack from Nyarlathotep
3-Confeti?... oh no it's made of blood
4-It's a picture of KEK, roll mindlock against Truth
5-A miniature version of the human centipede
6-A umpa lumpa, he is at your service
7-10 ducklings, they are quite cute
8-a pizza , nice
9-A orfan, you are now a dad, congratulations
10-A bone crown, Light bends unnaturally around the user
11-A wanted poster of Nyarlathotep, from the department of interdimensional incidents,he has a reward if help is offered to catch him
12-Thomas the thermonuclear bomb, he wants a friend
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>>4232358
13- pile of cocaine
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>>4232358
In my opinion is balance.
Qm what do you say?
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Rolled 8 (1d12)

>>4232358
Well this random cultist is going to have a fun time
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>>4232335
i dunno, op won't let me
i have the orb the plant the circle and i had good rolls, so i dunno why i wasted 3 turns
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>>4232368
I'm simultaneously laughing my ass off you got the most boring result and frustrated that i put it there
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>>4232375
Excuses excuses, if you don’t hurry up I’m going to summon you directly inside of my soul trap.
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>>4232382
god dammit
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>>4232385
If you join KEK you get all the knowledge of infinite-chan and free dental, you can summon yourself and become part of us while not being fully us
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>>4232397
i don't think you guys want to drive the whole world iCrazy
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>>4232413
I believe no one is sane, Spread this truth through the message of KEK, Become of of the arms of the madness that is memes
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>>4232385
Maybe if you had a better cult (hinthintcoughcough) it’d be a lot easier
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>action 1 send PEPINA and the trailer truck to Ulan-Ude, With the help of our army( no planes, they bring to much attention), the weaken Russians can watch pepes painted cars come
>Action 2 breach the containment of SCP 610
>Action 3 Use the power of PEPINA in the machine to convert the near parts of scp 610

If you want to spend more actions breaching so next turn we can have 2 actions for the transformation tell me
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>>4232436
That why I'm making him the offer, he become part of us
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>>4232437

No objections, let's roll.
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>>4232362
I would roll in the hope of getting number 10

>>4232375
The DC for summoning inside of a person is higher, you must roll 25 or lower. Specialized actions are always more difficult. In this particular case, it can be used to change your natural stats.
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>>4232455
i just apologized to hitler for nothing and even failed the roll. if i know it would be harder i wouldn't even have tried desu
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>>4232475
You can reroll your actions
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>>4232368
>Imhotep treats the crew of Ra’s chariot with some delicious pizza, he’s a good and just overlord after all
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>>4232480
no
apologizing to hitler is hilarious
just normal summon me
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>>4232492
It’d be a lot cooler to possess summon though
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>>4232599
you just want me to keep wasting turns
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Rolled 76, 60, 86, 36, 95, 64, 49, 12, 9, 98, 78, 86, 40, 54, 29, 15, 26, 30, 86, 98 = 1127 (20d100)

>>4232599
awwwwww fuck it
might as well

>>4232480
>action 1,2,3: SUMMON ME INTO THE MAGICIAN COMEONCOMEONCOMEONFUCKFUCKFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>4232611
I can neither confirm nor deny that
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>>4232618
don't worry, you win either way
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>>4232621
Maybe try it on an avatar with more balls, or one rolled into a sphere.
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Rolled 21, 18, 28, 93, 90, 74, 21, 29, 33, 93, 34, 38, 80, 31, 78, 28, 31, 86, 63, 23 = 992 (20d100)

>>4232615
Damn, was looking forward to seeing Father Arkham finally make an appearance.

>>4232437
Rolling.
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>>4232638
oh hey look you found my rolls haha i couldn't find them

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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>>4232642
If you join the cult of KEK you get access to a superhuman 2 sice power, that will make your summoning easier
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>>4232729
>size
I'm very stupid
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>>4232729
Wont him joining kek mean you’re all just one big god?
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>>4232926
They would become like an SCP-610 pylon, that's not too bad of a fate.
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>>4232926
It would be like subsidiary companies.
Like demi-gods, maybe, not sure, I'm very curious.
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>>4232241

FORTIETH TURN

The Chaos Level will reach level 9, the maximum level, thereafter.

>>4232282
Q: Exponential building?
Odds: Likely
Rolls: 48, 7
A: Yes, Crit Yes
Crit: +1 generation

Q: Can he build he ISR?
Power: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 74
A: Yes

[GLOBAL CATASTROPHE / GRAY GOO] With each generation, the construction gunship population double... Beginning with 8... 16... 32... Now 64 gunships. It is called Gray Goo catastrophe because its population grows more and more and will soon cover the surface of the planet.

[Supreme Intellect] A stargate can be built from "100 pounds of pure titanium, 200 feet of fiber optic cable, seven 100,000 watt industrial-strength capacitors, and a toaster", so combining those ingredients, the science that comes from your IQ, and High Magic, you begin the construction of an Interstellar Stargate Ring.

IMHOTEPKEMET
>64 high-magitek gunship
>stargate 1/2

>>4232615
Q: Can he summon?
Cult Rank: Avg
DC: High (see Turn 37, 38, 39)
Roll: 76, 60, 86
A: No

>ARKHAM

HItler accepts your apologies. As you have reached his final chamber, he does not view you as pest anymore, but as successor. He understands your battle against the alien invader IMHOTEPKEMET and approves of it.

Despite Hitler's blessing, the summoning ritual is still not successful. The Magician thinks that she's unworthy and attempts to kill herself, but the others stop her, and tell her not to damage the host of their master.

>>4232437
Q: Can PEPINA travel to Ulan-Ude?
Odds: Has To Be
Roll: 21
A: Crit Yes

Q: Can they breach the containment?
Odds: 50/50 (military grade, both sides)
Roll: 18
A: Crit Yes
Q: Can they convert?
Odds: Somewhat Likely (see Turn 30) - 1 RS (mutants) = 50/50
Roll: 28
A: Yes

>KEK

PEPINA travels to Ulan-Ude, Buryatia, inside of the trailer truck. The Chinese army finds a weakness in the containment perimeter by analyzing satellite data. PEPINA drives toward the weak point, but she still has to rely on the power of PEPE to stop a few Russian soldiers. She sits inside of the mobile machine and converts SITE A, the site infected with SCP-610, to the cult of PEPE. Those become the most loathsome followers of PEPE; their mutation is equivalent or worse than a WARP ZONE.
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KEK's the time has come to our summoning, we have the tools to bring repair our mind
We should deal we the gunships, do we nuke them?
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>>4232989
You’d have to know where they are first, fortunately.
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>>4232996
So you are not going to help with the catastrophe?
>[GLOBAL CATASTROPHE / GRAY GOO] With each generation, the construction gunship population double...
do you control the gunships or are they automatic, also do they need crew?
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>>4233003
I am in full control of the gunships. They don’t reproduce automatically, I wish they did so I wouldn’t have to spend actions on it.
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>>4233009
ok, them i have better thing to do
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>>4232989

Yeah. Sorry, Imho, but the ships are getting out of hand. Since we have an entire Chinese arsenal, perhaps we can put up a decent fight with sheer numbers, despite inferior technology. Nukes and missiles aren’t too shabby.

Would help to have the telepathic beacon adapted to miniature forms. We could try bringing those in range of the gunships to take them over.

War prep time. I propose at least one action this turn be:

Use Sweatshop children to begin mass productions of the telepathic beacons we used to infect the Chinese populace with.
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Rolled 7, 76, 72, 88, 80, 65, 83, 13, 27, 24, 66, 90, 32, 1, 56, 79, 41, 67, 63, 28 = 1058 (20d100)

ok
ok
im writing this with my eyes closed
i'm praying too>action 1%2%3; tell the Magician she's worthy, that she had it worse than anyone else and even now she's stillstanding, deaf, bleeding, fucked, crazy, but here.ask for hitler's blessing, give everything- and summon me into The Magician
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>>4233018

Nevermind, I didn’t refresh the thread. What should our priorities be instead, if we aren’t shooting the ships?
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>>4233021
Spread 610-KEK to all of our cultist
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>>4233019
The power of faith proven once again. Close your eyes and you do not know what horror appears when you open them. The painting of SCP-610 is creepy.
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>>4233021
The disease is convertad by us, now is a extension of us,it is the flesh of KEK and it brings our gift of mutation to all.
And when we get summoned we will consume this meat in hopes of regenerating.
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>>4232729
you can't bribe the gods of dice
they don't care
that's why this works
but don't worry either me or imho will be joining kekistan soon

>>4232636
hey alicja has boobs
those count as balls
and the tree is already a ball, i wanna look human

>>4233025
horror would have been getting summoned by imho. this way i either win or die a titan's death
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>>4233048

1: Have our cultists return to China to spread this gracious gift. Civilians will become soldiers, even without our reshaping touch.

2: Have the flesh be brought to the site of our summoning.

3: Summon.

How’s this?
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>>4233085
i'd strongly advice, in my horrendous experience, just going summonx3 lol
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>>4233087

Sentiment appreciated. But it’s very much necessary for us to get the flesh in reach as soon as we’re summoned. Otherwise we’re in danger.
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>>4233085
why limit ourselves just to china, we can send contaminated letters all around the glove
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Wuxian again taking a dead concept and running with it. Are there still open slots?

To everyone I flaked on, I'm sorry about flaking. I just fall in love with a concept or system as a player and then try it as a qm when sombody else flakes, but since i'm shit at writing I get discouraged and flake myself. I hope you don't hold that against me.
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>>4233101
Game is ending tomorrow, but you can join as a member of Kek's hivemind and vote on his actions
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>>4233094
This late in the game, it might be bad to make new enemies. The big three are still out there. Last thing we want is Inquisitors cracking down.

>>4233101

Not for new characters, but Kek is a shared one that anyone can vote for. Nice to see you, I’ve heard quite a bit about you in this thread.
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>>4233110
Good point,I didn't realice
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>>4233085
Then let's do this, next turn we will have the tools to be active.
All kek's Agree?
>action 1;Have our cultists return to China to spread this gracious gift. Civilians will become soldiers, even without our reshaping touch.
>action 2: Bring several of the contaminated cultist to our summoning circle
>action 3;Be summoned into the contaminated flesh /get summoned and consume the contaminated flesh(don't know if there's a difference)
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>>4233101
Actually fuck that I'm the greatest story teller in the fucking universe my threads going to the greatest thing ever fucking made. Apologizing is for losers, quiting is for losers, i'm gonna make a thread and it's gonna be fucking awesome. I'll be back in 10-20 minutes with a thread set up.


(I'm gonna set up a 4 player cap and 1 shared character so I don't get burned out)
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>>4233163
Apologizing is for good men who recognize their mistakes.
Good luck, maybe i drop by to make some bullshit photoshop from time to time
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>>4233163
don't flake
it's the shortest path to hating yourself
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>>4233152
Agreed. Right, Gob, one of you roll?
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Thread up

>>4233208
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>>4233235
its exactly the same as this one
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>>4233259
Yeah, so it’s samefag trying to thoroughly outfox [sic] us again. At least it was clever this time, and he did get me at first.
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>>4233259
>>4233265
I figured it was smarter to stick with Wuxian's formula and system since his threads tend to be successful (and the previous eldritch horror systems were shitty and over-complicated). If I have a game 2 I will switch things up, but the first thread is more for me to focus on getting better at writing, calculating, and not flaking. Most multiplayer threads copy a lot of the rules and beginning paragraphs from the previous iterations what really matters is what happens after that.
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....man, I really do love this quest
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>>4233265
You can think of me as a troll or whatever, but I'm truly trying to make amends (by running a qst where I don't flake to make up for the times I did) and become a successful QM.
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>>4233285
Cool. Looking forward to watching others play then.
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>>4233292
The move is pretty clear here. Make a thread, wait for any of us to sign up, and then go ‘wahaha I outsmarted these tards it was me all along’. If that proves to not be the case after the thread runs, I’ll gladly apologize, just seems a bit obvious.
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I don't understand anything you are all doing but i'm happy you all do things
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>>4233301
Well, I'll be sure to prove you wrong. Have a good night.
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>>4233310
I’d really be far happier if you do. Thanks, hope you have a good night too. >>4233310
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>>4233310
Goodnight QM, definitely gonna participate.
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Rolled 16, 94, 43, 43, 99, 50, 26, 54, 55, 74, 17, 24, 18, 83, 94, 61, 50, 13, 29, 18 = 961 (20d100)

>>4233152
Natural 100 time
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>>4233382

Fuck, you were almost right. Uh oh.
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Rolled 14, 52, 28, 4, 4, 95, 72, 98, 61, 13, 96, 70, 3, 64, 82, 18, 4, 56, 38, 17 = 889 (20d100)

>>4232976
Action 1: Upgrade sensors to detect Arkham once he’s summoned, even through hitlers bunker. 1000 IQ and matter manipulation.
Also secretly move to Gunship #11.

Action 2: Stargate

Action 3: x64 more gunships, but combat pattern ones instead of constructors. Have them reinforce my current fleet.
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>>4233265
>>4233301
That's Shi the QM, he's a legit QM, you can see him in the archives. He's not the Russian samefagger.
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>>4234230
I figured that just copy pasting this thread was a bit suspicious.

Btw, how many hours till game end?
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>>4234249
No, it's normal to copy-paste the OP. I've copied from him the character KEK.

The game ends in about 13 hours.
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>>4234254

Guess it’s just me being a newfag then, I owe him an apology on his thread.

>>4233304
>>4233382
>>4232362

Alright Keks, we have 13 hours. What’s our plan for the upcoming turns?
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>>4234261
>Guess it’s just me being a newfag then, I owe him an apology on his thread.
That's why I called the spammer Dio Brando. He's expert at creating paranoia.
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>>4234261
Call Nyarlathotep , get info, coordinate a attack with father Arkham to take out Imhotepkemet, Infect his cult with the blood plage, nuke the rest
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>>4234273
Ambitious.
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>>4234273
yeah
action 1: call nyarlothep to do a coordinated strike
and ask him to get info on the location of imhotep
action 2: use SCP-2140-K,the blood plague, and our 610 cultists to attack him
action 3: set off nukes in all other cults
my sugestion we can edit it
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>>4234303
we don't need actions to talk to other eldritch gods
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>>4234303
Beginning to fire off nukes anywhere will get you in trouble with the whole world, it’s practically a one way ticket to world war 3 unless you take out America and Russia with your first strike.
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>>4234305
we may not need the nukes , Father Arkham can do that
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>>4234305
last turn baby
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>>4234307
Also a good point to be reckless
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>>4234309

Yeah. We don’t need to worry about self preservation when the game is about to end. Kek is a capricious god indeed.

Qm, would we be able to freely contact Nyarlathotep for this alliance, or do we need an action?
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>>4234315
You can contact him for free
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>>4234315
He doesn’t know any more than you though.
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>>4234318
Nyarlathotep has been alive for [aeons], he knows a lot
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Dear Nyarlathotep ;
We are going to take Imhotepkemet out of the ocean game, it is your decision if you want to participate in the alliance between the sphere and us.
If you participate, you can tell us where to target and cause the most damage to the false faraons cult. You will be able to reclaim Egipt with minimum damage done to it, I'm afraid that without your assistance we may cause more damage that what's necessary. That and if you want to physically come you can take out Imhotepkemet once he is weakened by us, i don't mind the process as long as the results are good. This is a one time offer

Think about it

--K̷̥̪̩͉̩͇̮̱̎̽͛̍̈́̈̔ͅË̵̡̢̧̧̪͈͔̗͓̠̙̰̼͓́̓͛̕ͅK̸͚͎̮̭̬͖̃̏͗̇̿͘͝

PS: you didn't send me a autograph :(
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>>4234329
no autograph from nyarlothep before the end of the world?
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>>4234340
That frog... so sad... so cute...

But I've learnt to ignore emotional manipulation 2 [aeons] ago
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>>4234348
Damn , we were offering a good deal tho, his loss
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>>4234362
Maybe because you disrespected the title of Pharaoh by spelling it faraons
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>>4234364
He doesn't have the "ph" key on his keyboard, though.
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>>4234362
he hasn't disregarded our offer. he may not give us an autograph though
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>>4234365
Where did it go.
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>>4234364
>I fuck again mixing spanish
FUCK
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>>4234368
I know the pain. My native language is French.
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Yo wux, you gonna make the next thread later after this one ends or you'll just let shi run the next one?

(Also, i've been busy these days, that's why i haven't talked much, so i think i will not start the gob quest this week like i planned, maybe next week)
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The update is coming.

>>4234386
I will let Shi run the next game. When I ran the Xianxia quest at the same time as Shi's quest, the players attention was divided. That was not a good thing. I think it's more fun if everyone is hanging out in the same thread, at least until we have more players.

My next thread will have a map influenced by CthulhuTech to spice things up. I will speak more about it at the end of the thread.
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>>4234395
Part of the fun of multiplayer threads is the little conversations and jokes. That is why I say that it's better if everyone is playing in the same thread.

Also, another related topic.

Posting as Anonymous is a very important concept, politically and spiritually. It teaches to drop the ego, as in the "Wu wei" of Taoist.

But I think that /qst/ is different. It's a place to run RPG games and make friends. That is why I've asked that even the KEK players namefag.
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>>4234405
thanks for the talk QM. Ill keep it in mind
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>>4234395
K, i'll set up my character in his thread then
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>>4234413
(Muffled voices)

+"i need that script ready for tomorrow! Hear me?!"

-"y-yes!"

+"wait wait wait, come back here... Fredd, what is this channel in that tv?"

-"that would be... Earth, sir, just a small planet, nothing important"

+"oh believe me... It will be important..."
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>>4234424
Are you going to transform Earth into a Truman show?
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>>4232976
FORTY-FIRST TURN

THE CHAOS LEVEL IS AT 9. THIS IS PURE CRAZINESS. TWO ELDRITCH HORRORS ARE SUMMONED AT THE SAME TIME. THE CLOCK IS TICKING.

Art 1: "SCP-610-L2" by FrvrMate, All Right Reserved, resolution halved

Art 2: "Will-o'-wisp" by Ilyich, Creative Commons license


>>4233152
>>4233382
Q: Can they spread SCP-610?
Odds: Near Sure Thing
Roll: 16
A: Crit Yes
Crit: an epidemic

Q: Do the contaminated cultist cooperate?
Odds: Near Sure Thing (SCP-610 is not memetic)
Roll: 94
A: Yes

Q: Can KEK summon?
Cult Size: Superhuman 3+
DC: irrelevant
Roll: 43
A: Yes

Q: Is KEK's brain damage healed?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 43
A: Yes

[GLOBAL CATASTROPHE / Pandemic] The gift of SCP-610 spreads at an uncontrollable rate. Even if you wanted to stop it, you wouldn't be able to. Mankind is going to be destroyed, and turn into the SCP-610 abomination. The flesh will be eaten, and destroyed.

A mutant pylon is brought to the summoning circle. Their goal and purpose as SCP-610 creature is unfathomable, but the PEPE has overwhelmed what they have left of synapses, and they are obeying your orders.

Behold the glory of KEK! The lord KEK summons inside the body of a seven meter tall mutant amalgam. Frogs are raining all over the planet, and some newborns mutate into random memes. Often in the appearance of a PEPE, but it is not unheard of that a baby Sonic is born in Argentina, or a young Donald Trump in Canada.

KEK (summoned)
>Brain damage healed
>Side effects to be determined
>New Physique stat to be determined (will take the host's Physique)
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>>4233019
Q: Can Arkham summon?
Cult Size: Avg
DC: High (see Turn 37, 38, 39, 40)
Roll: 7, 76, 72
A: Yes

The Magician hears ten thousand voices speaks at the same time in her mind.

"You are worthy."

Anyone else would go mad from hearing this many voices at the same time, but the Magician is an Avatar, she's been physically adapted to the horrors of Arkham. She rejoices from hearing her Lord. Those will be the last word she hears, before you take her body as a flesh suit.
The Magician recites your name in ectasy, and even the ghost of Adolf Hitler joins the mad chorus. "Arkham! Arkamu! Arkham! Arkamu!"

You open your eyes. You are inside Hitler's bunker, with your loyal subjects around you. At last, you have summoned to the material plane! You look at your hands; the delicate hands of a human being, but not any more frail that your own body.

A WARP ZONE spontaneously spreads around your location, in a one kilometer radius. It twists the bunker into a place of chaos. It is now Arkham's bunker.

>ARKHAM SUMMONED

>>4233712
Q: Can he upgrate the sensors?
Power: High
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 14
A: Crit Yes
Crit: he detects Arkham

Q: Can he finish the stargate?
Power: High
DC: Avg (see Turn 40)
Roll: 52
A: Yes

Q: Can he build gunships?
Odds: Likely (see Turn 35) + 1 RS (he's been building much more difficult stuff)
Roll: 28
A: Yes

>IMHOTEP

You upgrade your sensors to match the frequency of Arkham which, of course, you have captured and studied since he made the mistake of casting WARP ZONE on your base. As frogs are raining on your gunships, you catch a abnormally strong signal of an Arkhamian signal from near the peak of the Mountain of Dust.

You finish the [Interstellar Stargate Ring]. Your spaceship brings the pieces to space and a robot assembles them. A test wormhole opens in space, with a beautiful, light cyan event horizon.

[GLOBAL CATASTROPHE / Grey Goo] 64 combat gunships are built by the construction ships.

Telos activates a protective shield around the entire city.
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>>4234432
What plague is spreading , 610 or 610-KEK?
it seem like we have not spread our disease
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>>4234329
-KEK

>This is a one time offer
You are in no position to make "one time offers". Pledge allegiance and loyalty to me, and I might consider it.

-Nyarlathotep
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>>4234437
It is 610-KEK
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>>4234432
>>4234434
arkham tell us his location and we can attack together

its beneficial to both of us
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>>4234439
>procedes to spam him Haiyore! Nyaruko-san hentai
You can have a partner , but you will not have a slave. Hope you enjoy the regret of burning bridges
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>>4234439
your one time is over.

-KEK (right)
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Rolled 77, 71, 84, 30, 5, 87, 97, 43, 39, 18, 97, 10, 44, 58, 44, 55, 60, 25, 56, 49 = 1049 (20d100)

>>4234434
Action 1: The gateway opens. A direct link from Nile IV to Earth.
Send the royal fleet through, they are needed most urgently to save the planet. Bombard this Kek and his flesh from high orbit with crypto-nuclear hydrabombs.
I won’t have Earth and it’s people ruined by mutant waste.
Also construction gunships are to spread out to protect against nuclear assault.

Action 2: I have him now. 85 combat gunships to the Bunker upon the Mountain of Dust, all armed with heavy disintegrator cannons.
Open fire upon the bunker, delete it, and everyone inside.

Action 3: Break the dawn Ra’s Chariot. Every ship, continue firing, but this time Ra’s chariot moves within range to Dimension Lock the bunker to prevent teleportation or etherealness. No avoiding the destruction.
Still following the 50 Km rule.
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>>4234449
Not a great start, but I suppose I’ll have to manage.
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>>4234444
Congratulations, you have the second best digits in the thread. Certainly an auspicious sign.
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>>4234453
Are our cultist inmune to 610-KEK?
do we roll?
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>>4234455
hey left, since nyarlothep didn't work out, should we go kill arkham instead?

it is now impossible for imhotep to harm us so i think we should attack arkham
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>>4234455
There's a biological component, so I do not see them as being immune to it. Or am I missing something?
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>>4234458
How do you figure it’s impossible for me to harm you?
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>>4234458
Arkham is a allied, we keep the surface, he keeps the inner world
>>4234460
>but the PEPE has overwhelmed what they have left of synapses, and they are obeying your orders.
610 is a extension of us and the cultist are a extension of our mind thanks to infinite-chan
That's why i ask, i'm not sure
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>>4234465
Oh, excellent argument. For now, your cultists are immune. I would ask for a Mindlock check if the virus evolves unexpectedly.
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>action 1 ;When the armies of Imhotepkemet come, use the power of KEK to overcharge the telepathy radio in the trailer truck. It doesn't matter if it's destroy , we want a explosion of psychic power.
>Action 2;Using the our power ,and our cult , destroy the rest of the army Imhotepkemet is sending
>Action 3 Send cultist infected by 610-KEK to Egypt, we know he's in the pyramids so we will go with that unless Arkham tells us more

I'm not very convice with this, What do the rest think?
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Rolled 87, 58, 74, 98, 21, 84, 3, 83, 53, 74, 32, 33, 46, 100, 61, 80, 30, 16, 50, 78 = 1161 (20d100)

>>4234458

look, it's not a bad plan, but imho can bullshit his way though everything with [Supreme Intellect]- like he did with the Dimension Lock
think about it

>action 1: use the Magician's powers to pinpoint Imho's location. relay this information to KEK

>action 2: teleport out of Arkham's Bunker before the Ra's chariot arrives. The Chariot and The Emperor go to Tree's Mannor, me and The Tree go somewhere far and random within the Inner World

now, i've done some research
you see,
>>4208644
i can't destroy the setting with a warp zone. now, considering that the gravity goes both from the center of the planet and from the outside towards the ground layer, this means
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_gravity
is the only reasonable explaination: our gravity works through centrifugal force

that being said

>action 3: WARP ZONE THE INNER SUN
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>>4234491
lol
this war is gonna be long
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Rolled 29, 68, 86, 48, 97, 33, 28, 20, 11, 36, 55, 62, 84, 43, 97, 93, 19, 48, 4, 68 = 1029 (20d100)

>>4234487
roll
>>4234491
true, but the actual reason for me is death before betrayal. didnt realise we have a alliance
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>>4234491
I'll ask on /sci/ if anyone can explain to me the gravity of Hollow Earth, haha
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>>4234491
do you not remember >>4216369
Or are you doing it on purpose
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>>4234500
He only has a radius of like 20KM so I’m not super threatened by him zoning the sun.
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>>4234487

I like action 1 and 2. Instead of 3, we might want to stay on the defensive for now. We have a nuclear arsenal, so we should destroy the ships that are coming to us first before we give chase.

Arkham's roll might not work out in giving us the info to launch that offensive anyway, so maybe we should put two actions into the telepathy, and one into destroying the invaders. Our cult rank is superhuman, so we should use just the one roll on it.
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>>4234504
we already rolled
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>>4234504
do we roll again then?
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>>4234507
Don’t think you can roll again.
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>>4234507
ask qm

i agree with kek below though
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>>4234506
Damn, didn't update the thread. Shared rules (>>4198413) say it's based on votes, so I think we just keep the roll but go with this if you guys agree?

>>4234504
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>>4234513
fine by me , do >>4234504
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>>4234509
Different KEK players can roll for a set of different actions. I'll take the one that has the highest 20th roll, per OP >>4198413.

>>4234513
You can't post the actions after the rolls, otherwise it's too easy to make actions succeed.
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>>4234519
Well, unless his actions win a PEPE vote
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>>4234519
Ah, alright. I didn't refresh until after I posted. So if I roll for mine once the others agree, and the 20th roll is highest, we can still do it?
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>>4234523
You can roll for your actions.

If the other KEKs agree with your actions, I don't even look at the 20th roll, you win by default.
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>>4234523
I won't mind any decisions.
we got a 1029 , so average , it can go in both directions
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>>4234523
I feel it prudent to warn you that your first two actions are very unlikely to succeed as I’m not actually sending an army to you.
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>>4223884
KEK to the future, the future of this thread will be decided by your vote
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>>4234523
i vote for you.
you are the smartest kek
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>>4234531
I’m pretty sure he was another samefag as he only posted once.
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>>4234529

Thanks for the heads up, Imho. Yeah, I just reread the post. We're not having an army come to us, we're being bombarded from orbit. We should maybe change it to a surface-to-air defence using all of the Chinese airforce, along with the beacon.

>>4234504

My new proposal to vote on then.

Action 1 and 2: Defend against the bombardment by sending the Chinese arsenal to intercept. With whatever missiles and nukes we have up there, send them to blow up the bombs and construction gunships.

Action 3: Overcharge that telepathy radio and send it up along with the missiles, to try and make it affect the fleet in the psychic explosion. >>4234487

Even though you guys agree, I think it might be fair for me to roll success for this? Would feel cheap to take some already good rolls. >>4234497
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>>4234500
i'm trying to kill imho, not you
but desu yeah i kinda forgot lol

>>4234529
also imho is right all of his scopes reflect my ass

op how do i look now? also is alicja dead? or did her conciousness fade into mine?
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>>4234540
You look exactly as Alicja did before, except you have no pupils; both your eyes are small spheres of chaos. Alicja is permanently dead, she's sacrificed her life for your glory.
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>>4234538
I feel that intercepting the bombs and attacking the gunships would be separate actions as they’re in completely different locations.
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>>4234545

My interpretation was that if we sent up a barrage of missiles to shoot your bombs out of the sky, and leftover ones would be able to keep flying and hit the ships stationed in orbit. Just a big barrage.
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>>4234548
Right but as I said they’re in completely different locations. The construction gunships are not in orbit.
They aren’t capable of spaceflight
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>>4234544
is she having tea with Adolph and Eva?
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Rolled 77, 23, 2, 57, 60, 92, 6, 31, 96, 74, 76, 8, 13, 59, 70, 73, 9, 47, 21, 80 = 974 (20d100)

>>4234549

Thanks again. Alright, rewriting the action then, and locking in with a roll.
>>4234538

Action 1: Send a portion of our arsenal up to blast the construction gunships, so they can't intercept our interception.

Action 2 (Most crucial): Send missiles and bombs to blast away the Crypto-nuclear-Hydrabombs as well as the ships that are firing them.

Action 3: Overcharge that telepathy radio and send it up along with the missiles, to try and make it affect the fleet in the psychic explosion
> use the power of KEK to overcharge the telepathy radio in the trailer truck. It doesn't matter if it's destroy , we want a explosion of psychic power.
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>>4234559
Interesting, do you think the crit means we keep the space ship?
Can we corrupt space ships ?
can we transform them into space Walruses ?
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>>4234563
Given the abysmal range of that thing I’m not terribly worriedly
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>>4234563
the crit means we hit imho most likely
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>>4234499
Thread created

>>>/sci/11632302
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>>4234574
I’ll tell you now you have a 0% chance of hitting me.
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>>4234586
>>4234574
We have no way of knowing what is going to happen, let's enjoy the thrill of the ignorance
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>>4234586
>>4234589
A very complex question of science, time to create another thread on /sci/. A serious quest requires exactitude.
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>>4234591
What would the question be exactly?
The range of a psychic explosion?
The defense of a spaceship against telepaths, fuck it, ask /tg/ in any case. Maybe warhammer 40k has a answer
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>>4234589
How are you actually getting the telepathy radio up into space by the way?
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>>4234602
it's not that we are setting it up , is that is a explosion, Range -Who knows . i don't even know what we are sending, for all i know we are sending porn of you
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>>4234607
Wait, you’re detonating that thing with a blast radius enough to reach high earth orbit?
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>>4234601
Oh, I thought we were discussing action 2
>Action 2 (Most crucial): Send missiles and bombs to blast away the Crypto-nuclear-Hydrabombs as well as the ships that are firing them.
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>>4234612
Probably, we are using our power and we have regenerated + whatever bullshit happens with the 610
>>4234614
I no longer know man , i sleep for 4 h
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>>4234607
This is the radius you need. Excuse the low quality.
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>>4234612
>>4234607

For my action, I meant to just send it up along with the missiles. Like, put it in a Chinese rocket or missile casing, and only activate the psychic explosion once it's in space. Not trying to hit the ships in orbit from the ground.

> Action 3: Overcharge that telepathy radio and send it up along with the missiles, to try and make it affect the fleet in the psychic explosion
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>>4234619
Ah. In that case I just wanted to mention ICBM’s have a functional range of low earth orbit, without the extra weight of a psychic throne.
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>>4234618
damn, lets see what happens
QM, I'm very sorry you have to judge all this overpowered shit, this is above your pay grade
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>>4234619
Ahhhh... so we are sending the original that was meant for gob ... okay
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>>4234591
Thread created.

>>>/sci/11632505
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>>4234625
Yeah doing it from Earth to affect the ships would essentially require a psychic explosion capable of affecting every individual on planet Earth.
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>>4234601
>fuck it, ask /tg/ in any case
The question about telepaths belongs on /x/, I have asked in the appropriate Kek thread.

>>>/x/24867626

Now I will watch an episode of JoJo and see if any of the threads got an useful answer.
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>>4234637
thank you , this was starting to become a "my dad is better than your dad" argument.
I going to get a nap
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How big could someone be with superhuman power?
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>>4234687
Wrap the planet
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>>4234687
I understand the Physique stat determines size, not Power.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4157644/#p4158093

Superhuman is much bigger than a house, I'd go with Godzilla tier.
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>>4234254

Oh, we're almost there. Won't be around when the last turn is posted, but I'll eagerly read the aftermath.

Been a great game, folks. Keks, thanks for being great teammates. You especially, Left/Lead Kek. Everyone else, you were fun to read and play with, thanks for running it QM!
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>>4234755
Goodbye comrade , we may win... I will try but i'm not making promises
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>>4234432
FORTY-SECOND TURN and EPILOGUE

Thanks everyone for participating. It was a really fun thread.

I will give more information about the next thread later.

Art: "The King in Yellow" by Carlos Eulefi, Creative Commons

>>4234449
Q: Can the fleet bomb Kek?
The previous highest rank was Superhuman 3 (Kek's Cult Rank >>4234432). As this is an advanced alien civilization, I'll go with Superhuman 4.
Power: Superhuman 4
Physique: Low (Kek's Physique -- he's in a strong mutant, I'll keep it the same) + 2 RS (defensive bonus) = Avg
Roll: 77
A: Yes

Q: can the second fleet bomb Arkham?
Power: Exceptional (fleet rank, Turn 29) + 1 RS (Avg fleet) = Incredible
DC: Minuscule (human host physique) + 2 RS (defensive bonus) + 3 RS (bunker) = High
Roll: 71
A: Yes

>Imhotepkemet posted first and thus has initiative >>4203312

The royal fleet from Nile IV arrives through the [Interstellar Stargate Ring]. The humans of Project KIRA understand their mistake in fighting Father Arkham and Kek. This fleet is clearly from a Type I or II civilization, and the greatest menace to mankind. They should have defeated the so-called Tok'ra when they still had a chance.

Crypto-nuclear hydrabombs -- missiles that combine crypto-nuclear power to the eldritch energies of Mother Hydra -- fall in the Pamir Mountains region of Tajikistan. The entire mountain range is blasted away, including the Tomb of the Dragon, and KEK who was hidden inside. Cyclopean tentacles come out of the blast area.

Inside the Hollow Earth, Imhotepkemet's second fleet attacks Hitler's bunker, where Father ARKHAM is hiding. Arkham tries to teleport away, but it is too late. The entire bunker, and the tip of the Mountain of Dust, are entirely disintegrated. This is, at last, the end of Hitler's legacy.

World War 3, the war that saw many cities blasted away by nuclear attacks, and the beginning of many global catastrophes. But more than anything, it will be remembered as the moment of history when the knowledge of existence of alien civilizations became public. Since World War 2, the Earth had been enslaved by evil Babylonian lodges -- will the outcome be more enslavement, or freedom?

>Imhotepkemet, you can write as epilogue, if you wish, the future of the planet under your rule.

>Imhotepkemet's victory: Can join the next thread as a single player + his avatar will be used as the thread picture + he can choose the thread song.
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>>4234820
aww but that's so anticlimatic
no final battle or anything

thanks for running op, it was a blast for real
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>>4234806
>>4234820

Turns out the last turn wasn't so far away after all.

Farewell my brethren, it has been an honour. And a wild ride.

GG, Imho, I was rooting for you as a spectator until I joined the Kekmind. Glad to see you taking the win, even if the cost was our life.
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What I find strange is that the last thread ended in the exact same way. I wonder if this is the result of genetic behavior.
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This was fun,everything was overpowered, ridiculous and it keep escalating until it broke which made it thrilling. May we meet again and good game
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>>4234820
Whew, that was one hell of a ride. Thanks for running OP, I had a blast.

Right, writing an epilogue, let’s see what I can put to paper.

>The expungement of the phenomenally powerful entity Father Arkham and the deletion of Kek’s memetic hazard cement the rule of Imhotepkemet across earth, now uncontested as the dragon Readryth wisely remained immaterial.

>With all his most pressing enemies dealt with Imhotepkemet returns to the flipside of the world, now ready to finally bring about his domination of the world of earth, a plot 2000 years in the making...

>Perhaps not all went as planned.
>Alliances that could have been maintained dissolved, the need to kill rather than recruit these phenomenal competitors who could have been friends in better circumstances was a shame.

>There was little time however to grieve for the deaths of the great shadow, the omnipresent meme, and the looming sphere, work was to be done


>Imhotep descends to Egypt on a chariot of gold, new life blooming in the desert as a result of ancient mobile terraforming equipment.

>If his first action was to restore life and vibrance, his second was to stamp any defiance out, positioning great motherships above the worlds cities as he set about disarming earth of its nuclear arsenal

>With the pyramids in place, wrenching compliance from the many worlds leaders was only a matter of time, and soon mankind knelt before the Golden Pharaoh who made his new capital at Giza, a brilliant palace in a field of shimmering orange grass

>Worship of the false gods of men was phased out with the reveal of the true deities above all, Imhotep foremost among the pantheon with the many others such as Ra, Horus and Set included also

>A low level psychic compulsion was developed to ease the transition of humanity to the new faith and reduce crime, only subtlety, such that the mortals thinking was not significantly impaired

>The golden pharaoh rewarded his loyal followers handsomely, Dr Daniel Jackson and the two surviving Arcano-Engineers being granted immortality and the greatest amount of magical tutelage Imhotep offers for their service, earning palaces of their own, infinite riches, any and all desires met and great swathes of land as the three most trusted vassals of the pharaoh and spokesmen to humanity

>Death squads were arranged of the most knowledgeable of humanities special operatives, armed with an infinitely vast budget to hunt down the Black Pharaoh, yet no matter which corner of the earth was searched, he was not to be found...

>All the worlds countries were restructured and rebuilt into seven administrative zones, countries governments being slowly pieced apart to eventually form into a one world government

>As for the common man, their quality of life improved eventually

>Advanced technology made most menial jobs redundant, however telepathy aided education eventually allowed people to quickly learn new professions once Wizards Academies began to crop up...
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>>4234856
GG everyone, and thanks for running wux, very cool, 10/10
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>>4234883
nice read
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>>4234883
>In the end, the rule of the golden pharaoh is a balanced one.

>Countless humans are risen out of squalor, yet almost all kept from rising above their station, and there is very little social mobility within the new two planet empire, the newly birthed Diarchic Empire rising as a newly formed and hellishly powerful player upon the galactic stage

>Who could say honestly that this was not the best possible outcome?
>Better this than the tyranny of shadow, the anarchy of madness, or the all encompassing brainwash of the meme

>The warm sun beats upon the newly terraformed earth made tropical, ten years after the eldritch war

>Pyramids in the jungles of the warm and vibrant Siberian plains and grand African rainforests become monuments for humans living simpler lives, dressing in xenosilk and discovering iron and fire again, a portion of humanity preserved from Imhoteps technological marvels as a curiosity to be studied and fawned over, safely contained within a force dome for fun.
>A frank metaphor for what every human now is, ants in an ant farm.

>Don’t tap on the glass.
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op, could you do something about initiative next time?
when i sleep i sleep heavy
and not even the sound of imho's lasers melting my aom's wakes me up
otherwise we'll all end up f5'ing like madmen to get the first shot
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>>4234883
>>4234926
Awesome epilogue!

>>4234949
Players who post first have a disadvantage, because others can see what they are doing and take counter-actions. So I thought that giving them initiative avoids this problem. However, it creates the new problem that you mention. It will require serious brainstorming to solve this issue.
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>>4234926
Okey the last one is a bit sucking your own dick
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>>4234976
For about half a paragraph yes, it’s sorta meant to be.
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Thread #5 will be ran by Shi the QM:

>>4233208

My next thread will be an Eldritch Horror game with influence from CthulhuTech. I will create a Twitter account to communicate when I run games. I'll post it in Shi's thread, so look in there if you want it. I'm not creating it right away because I want to look at alternatives, I'm not a fan of Twitter.

As this Earth is ruled by Imhoptekemet, the next setting will be an alternate, modern Earth, with inspiration from CthulhuTech. The world of CthulhuTech is at war with several eldritch powers, as follow.

1) The Mi-Go are alien creatures at war with mankind, and have have invaded Antarctica, Alaska, and Northern Europe.
2) The Esoteric Order of Dagon has invaded many of the Earth coasts.
3) The Rapine Storm, a "cult of crazed psychopaths and cannibals", led by Hastur, is ravaging Asia.
4) Mankind has united under one government, but is infiltrated by many cults.

As for the "Kek's Isekai" saga. It encountered several problems and ended on a low note. Yet overall, it was a really fun game, and the Eldritch Express is the best concept I've seen in an RPG. I think that with the introduction of shared characters, that saga can continue with renewed energy.
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>>4234984
Interesting, will the overpowerdeness continue or will the new system to limit the range of the powers, I'm good by both
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>>4234994
I will not put any restriction on the powers, so the power level will be defined by the players on their sheet. Expect it to remain high.
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>>4234996
Have to say this is the most fun I’ve had on /qst/ in like six months, pretty sure it’s currently got the most replies on the board.
Thanks for running.
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>>4234972
yeah but it worked awesome till the end despite that
i'll call it a win
and i lost lol
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>>4234984
How do I do random events using mythic?
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>>4235153
this
>>4212214
>>4212219
may be more
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>>4235153
Well plus the increasing chaos level that triggers the events on doubles , but i don't understand that
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>>4235153
The PDF is there: >>4212214

If they roll a double digit equal or lower than 5, on their action roll, then it triggers a random event 11, 22, 33, 44, 55

Then you make a new roll on Standard Focus Table at top right. The word "thread" refers to a goal or quest.

Then you make a roll on Event Meaning Action and Subject at bottom. And you make the event based on those words, with whatever come to mind when you read the words. If nothing comes to mind then no event.
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For the Glory of Kek
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Don’t mind me, I’m just doing a routine evaluation. This should only take a minute........This looks pretty bad. I need everyone to evacuate this thread immediately! The autism here is so concentrated that it could be considered a carcinogen!
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For the Glory of Autism Jesus
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Your thread has too many replies sir, you are making the other threads look bad, I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to start a new thread and keep your threads under two thousand replies to preserve a sense of modesty and decency.
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>>4241111
Quads of truth.
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>>4241130
In my expert opinion, most of the posts here are equivalent to pigs rolling in their own shit. There’s no reason to be jealous.



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