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The year is 2524. Humanity lives a cybernetically enhanced future, crammed into dense hyper-cities. But not you.
Your name is BENTON SPANNER, and you are living in exile after your EX-GIRLFRIEND merged with a daemonic CEO and took over the city. You spend most of our days drinking, indulging in your ECLECTIC FETISHES and performing the occasional SHADOW RUN.

You are currently passed out after a night of heavy drinking. A fateful meeting looms on the horizon, but you've got a bitch of a headache.

WHAT DO?

>Nurse your headache
>Admire your ORC CONTENT
>Enjoy a Kid Cuisine™
>Write in

>>4206591
>Nurse your headache

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I can't believe it's finally here

>Nurse your headache

>>4206591
>Nurse your headache

>>4206591
>Enjoy a Kid Cuisine™

>>4206591
Work out

>>4206591
>Admire your ORC CONTENT

>Then call up your ex gf and ask if she's down for casual sex

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>Nurse your headache

Yeah, this fucking sucks. You got into another fight with your girlfr- uh, is she your girlfriend? The crazy bitch living with you. Anyway you got way too smashed and passed out in the living room of your [SHITTY TRAILER].

Time to do something about this throbbing headache.

HOW RECOVER?

>Hair of the dog
>Crack open an ice cold Topo Chico™ Mineral water
>Jack it
>Write in

>>4206609
>Hair of the dog

>>4206609
>Hair of ze dog for the Motherland
I FUCKING HATE THAT CAT

>>4206609
>Hair of the dog

>>4206609
>Hair of the dog

>>4206609
>>Hair of the dog
>try to ignore a scar where an arm used to be
>try not to scratch imaginary elbow
>fail
>Scratch that imaginary elbow.

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>Hair of the dog

You take a quick swig of booze and it helps settle the old shakes. You slip just a little further into [ALCOHOLISM]. You've been pretty depressed since losing your GF and your arm. Ugh.

Anyway, now that you have your head sorted out it's time to get your day started. The best thing to do next would probably be a hearty breakfast.

What eat?

>Enjoy a Kid Cuisine™
>Ask your not-GF to makes you some EGG
>More Booze
>Write in

>>4206661
>Enjoy a Kid Cuisine™ enhanced by drowning it in Tito’s

>>4206661
>Ask your not-GF to makes you some EGG

>>4206661
>>Enjoy a Kid Cuisine™
>>Scratch your lost arm.

>>4206661
>Ask your not-GF to makes you some EGG

>>4206661
>Ask your not-GF to makes you some EGG

>>4206661
>Ask your not-GF to makes you some EGG
>More Booze
Both

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>Ask your not-GF to makes you some EGG

Yeah, you could always go for some EGG.
"Oh, hey babe. I'll get cooking <3!"
She gives you a smooch on the cheek and gets to work. Well, at least Vanessa seems to be in a better mood this morning.
"Oh, how do you want your EGG?"

WHAT EGG?
>Scrambled
>Over Easy
>Hard Boiled
>Write in

>>4206692
>Hard Boiled
>More Booze

>>4206692
>In a bowl

>>4206692
>Bowl.

>>4206692
>Cup mixed with booze

>>4206692
B O W L

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>>4206692
No booze. Scrambles. Put the frozen stuff in the freezer I guess? Is that another sex bot?

Can we get fit in an hour or two? Gotta sweat out the shame.
https://youtu.be/92wXK6b3CPs

>>4206714
Alcohol is a humanity’s friend. Why would you want to betray your friend?

>>4206692
>All

>>4206721
It's not betrayal. I still like alcohol, but I prefer it in a weaponized form. Beside. Bitch boy here has been feeling bad about himself in his little shelter long enough. It's time for some sick ass gains.
Funny side not. Since Spencer is down twoclimb I think he can sort of get drunk fast. Something about reduced body weight due to two less fleshly limbs? On the bright side that just means it's cheaper to get drunk.

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>Bowl of Egg

What you want, you get. She whips up a quick bowl of EGG for you.
"Here you go, sweetie. Sorry for being so crazy last night, you know how I get."

Bitch nearly cut you in half with her massive scythe last night. You need a new roomate.

"I can make it up to you though."
Ugh.

What do?

>Eat Alone
>Let her make it up to you
>Write in

>>4206750
>Eat Alone

LEAVE, harlot.

>>4206750
>Ignore her
She can do what she wants

>>4206754
Support this.

>>4206754
>Ignore THOT consume EGG

>>4206750
Wait a second. Is this the sister with the stylish dress style and thick ass? Cool. Sorry about her sister. Whatever happened to the other sisters though? Were all our efforts in vain?

>Let her make it up to you
FITNESS

>>4206750
>>4206760
>Supporting
Lesser sister begone

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>Ignore her

Whatever. She can do whatever she wants.
You ignore the broad and start cramming down the EGG which make you STRONG.

Day in and day out it's the same thing. Booze, Shadowruns and this broad constantly trying to S your D. Your life is a mess. If only there were some sort of call to adventu- KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!

You hear a pounding on your flimsy trailer door.

What do?

>Open door
>Peek through window
>Write in

>>4206790
>Peek through window

>>4206790
Grab a full bottle as a weapon and peek through the window.

>>4206790
>Peek through window

>>4206793
This

>>4206790
>Open door

>>4206790
>Peek through window
Empty glass bottle at the ready.

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>Peek w/ bottle

You creep up to the window, glass bottle in hand ready to cut whatever creep is intruding on your EGG time. A quick glance reveals that it's a Courser unit covered mostly by a large tarp. It makes a series of beeps and whirrs, then knocks again.

As you know, Coursers are usually sent to kill people. You also know that they don't typically knock first.

What do?

>Open Door
>Surprise attack out the door
>Make Vanessa answer the door
>Write in

>>4206817
>Grab the scythe and open the door.

>>4206817
>Make Vanessa answer the door
We'll cash in that favour to make it up to us now.

>>4206817
>Make Vanessa answer the door

>>4206817
>Make Vanessa answer the door
The true hero's way

>>4206817
>Grab the scythe and open the door.

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>Make Vanessa answer the door

You do that. Coward.

She opens up the door to reveal not only the MASSIVE courser bot but also a very cheery young girl. She looks like she's just returned from some [BIG OFFSCREEN ADVENTURE].

"Hiya, Uncle Spanner!"

Oh, it's Nissa. Wow she's gotten big!

What do?

>Invite her in
>Greet with hug
>Tell her to go kick rocks
>Write in

>>4206851
>Greet with hug
(;u;)

this isn't real, is it.

>>4206851
>Greet with hug

>>4206851
>Greet with hug

>>4206817
>>Make Vanessa answer the door
with any luck we can fix 2 birds with 1 hammer

>>4206851
offer her an egg in this trying time

>>4206851
HUG OUR GURL!

>>4206851
>Greet with hug
This'll be another Evangelion ending where it's revealed that we're one timeline in the PKMN Red/Blue multiverse isn't it Bathsalts.

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>Hug

Hell yeah, you love this little scamp. It was just a few years ago that your Ex-GF sacrificed herself to demonic possession to save both of your lives, and you've been close ever since. Lately she's been looking for a way for you to deal with the new [DEMONIC CORPORATE OVERLORD] that was once your big titty goth GF.

Anyway.

WHAT DO?

>Ask about her Dad
>Ask about the Courser
>Ask about her Adventure
>Write in

>>4206904
>Ask about her Adventure

>>4206904
>Ask about her Adventure
She'll probably explain the courser in the story

>>4206904
>>Ask about her Dad

>>4206904
>Ask about her Dad
How's Willy holding up

>>4206904
>>>Ask about her Dad

>>4206904
>Ask about her Dad
Hows Wilson doing? He too was also affected by this thanks to his dead -may she rot in hell- exwife.

>>4206904
>Ask about her Adventure

>>4206904
>Ask about her Dad

>>4206904
Oh shit can we get /FIT/ like Wilson?

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>Ask about her Dad

You inquire after WILSON, ALLCO's resident burly murder-man.
"Oh Dad? You know him, he's married to his work. Things have been a bit different since he got demoted for killing the CEO, but yeah he's doing OK."

You and Wilson had a bit of a rough start, but you've managed to keep things cordial for a while now. Even if he did rip your best friend's head off of his body.

WHAT DO?

>Ask about Courser
>Ask about Adventure
>Offer EGG
>Write in

>>4206937
>Offer EGG
>Ask about Courser
>Write in
What brings you here, stranger?

>>4206937
>>4206940
>Support

>>4206937
Put on robot arm and make her an OMLETTE.

>>4206937
>Ask about Courser while frying egg.

>>4206940
+
>”Doesn’t he still gets residuals for those action figures of him they sell?”

>>4206937
>Offer to make OMELETTE
>Realise there's no COOKER in TRAILER
>Offer EGG instead

>>4206937
egg er

>>4206937
>Ask about Courser
She seems like she's grown into the sensible sort who'd consume EGG before coming over, but I suppose it'd be polite to offer.

>>4206937
>>Ask about Courser

>>4206937
>Ask about Adventure
>Offer EGG

>tfw you're so starved for friendship a burly Russian man you knew for like a day becomes your best friend

>>4206989
I believe our current friends list includes:
A young girl
A psychotic slut
Our trashed robotic arm

I haven't checked the relevant stat for winning friends and influencing people, but I suspect Benton's is less than impressive.

>>4207009
Don't forget about the Warrior sister and hacker sister.

>>4206937
what happened to that shit cat bot?

>>4206937
>>Offer EGG
>Ask about Courser

>>4207015
It's been five years, I'm making no assumptions.

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>Offer Egg

She graciously accepts, and you cook up one fried egg for her. You think about attaching your spare robotic arm, but that thing has never worked right. You'd need some sort of [CYBERGOTH] to get that thing working right again.

>Ask about Courser

She answers while shoveling the EGG into her face. "Oh, ZM-209? Yeah Dad got him for me for going on adventures. A girl needs a bit of protection out there in the cyberpunk dystopia, ya know? He's really tough. I think only dad could handle this guy in a fight."

ZM-209 makes a curious whirring sound from outside the trailer. He won't fit inside!

>Ask about Journey

"Oh yeah, we've been looking for some sort of weakness in [DEMON GODDESS & CEO TESSA]. And you know what, I think we're finally on to something. Spanner... we found [THE SHARD]. And... I hate to tell you this but I think you're going to have to be the point man in taking her down."

Holy shit.

WHAT DO?

>Ask to see [THE SHARD]
>Suggest you're too busy to deal with this
>Make Vanessa deal with it
>Write in

>>4207061
>Ask to see [THE SHARD]

>>4207061
>Ask to see [THE SHARD]

>>4207061
Tell her she has to find someone else, you are not even half the man you used to be.

>>4207015
>what happened to that shit cat bot?
Moved onto another realm

>>4207061
>Make Vanessa deal with it

>>4207061
>Write in
Get her a helmet. Adventures are dangerous, therefore she needs a helmet.
Call the [CYBERGOTH]

>>4207061
>>Ask to see [THE SHARD]

>>4207061
>Ask to see [THE SHARD]
>Wouldn't using this kill her, or put her into a coma or something?

>>4207081
May as well ask this

>>4207061
>Make Vanessa deal with it
5 years sis

>>4207061
>Ask to see [THE SHARD]

>>4207061
>>Ask to see [THE SHARD]
We're gonna need to meet with [A GUY I KNOW] who can get us a new arm worthy of street samurai on a mission

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>Ask to see [THE SHARD]

She pulls a fragment of pure black evil from her backpack.

"Remember this? It's the piece of [PAIMON]'s essence that you managed to knock off. The demon reformed in this world in an incomplete form, and using this could destabilize them entirely and send them straight back to wherever corporate overlords come from."

But wouldn't that...

"Kill her? I don't know. Listen, if it comes down to it you could do something as simple as stab her in the chest with it. But I was hoping that you could [FIND ANOTHER WAY]."

Welp, so this is it. Your way to topple the dark reign of your Big Titty Goth Ex-Girlfriend once and for all. You may have to kill her in the process, which you have some serious mixed feelings about. You've got to get a few things together before you storm ALLCO headquarters for the last time.

WHAT DO?

>Retrieve Sword
>Suit up
>Get the band back together
>Write in

(Last post for the day)

>>4207174
>Retrieve Sword
>Suit up
>Get the band back together
>Think of your ex's giant demon goth tiddies

>>4207174
>>Get the band back together
It’s time TO ASSEMBLE DA TEAM

>>4207174

>Retrieve Sword
>Suit up
>Get the band back together
>Think of your ex's giant demon goth tiddies

>>4207179
This.

So. What if we try calling her up and asking her out on a date?

>>4207179
>Support
It’s time to give ALLCO. A Benton Bendover

>>4207174
>Craft the SHARD into a buttplug

I found our other way boys

>>4207179
Support

>give up before you start.
>head back to sleep.

>>4207174
>>Get the band back together

Get the band back together, for one last job.

>>4207179
this

nice to see this back

time to save our GF from demonic possession!

where is second best girl? the one we ate out?

>>4207174
>>Get the band back together

>>4207179
Supporting , especially the last part

>>4207174
>>Retrieve Sword

>>4207174
>>4207183
>Retrieve Sword
>Suit up
>Get the band back together
This is the correct order, it will be easier to recruit others if we are "armed" and suited up.
Unless we can't manage to equip ourselves without help, like some sort of pathetic limbless punk.
In that case, we can pick up sister after sister, one to get some decent threads, one to help get the arm working, one to get the sword, or something.

>Think of your ex's giant demon goth tiddies
Obviously, we need to do this before each step.
And after each step.
And during each step.

>>4207395
>>4207174

Changing to this. Probably better for us to get our act together before trying to get everyone back together.

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>Think of your ex's giant demon goth tiddies

You do that. Damn she's got some fat knockers. She also has a cruel stranglehold over the whole cybernetic future, making wageslaves of free men and women. She's changed.

>Retrieve Sword

Yeah, probably going to need that. Your swing is pretty weak these days but that doesn't mean you can't cut a fucker. Now where did you put that thing?

WHERE LOOK?

>Search Floor
>Search Freezer
>Search Under Bed
>Write in

>>4208405
>Search Under Bed

>>4208405
Bad end demon overlord gf is kind of enticing.

>Search Under Bed

>>4208405
>>Search Freezer

>>4208405
>>Search Freezer

>>4208405
>Search Freezer
because it's so fuckin cool

>>4208405
>Search Floor

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>>Search Freezer

You pop open the freezer and find another stack of your favorite Kid Cuisine™ meals, adorned with the visage of spunky penguin K.C.

Oh, also your crazy demon sword, [KICKSTART] is in there. It uh, doesn't work so hot anymore since your connection to your ex-gf was cut off, but you're sure you'll think of something.

Alright, you're going to want to look presentable if you're rallying the troops for an assault on ALLCO, don't you?

WHAT SUIT?

>Suit up

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>>4208447

>Suit Up

You look through your closet for like, thirty fucking minutes and you simply cannot decide what to wear. Missing one arm and having a clunky cyber-leg really limit your fashion options.

Fuck it.

WHAT WEAR?

>Draw in

(Leaving this one up for a bit)

>>4208452
That goth jacket Vanessa got you that one time has some tears in it
A shirt that says "l survived the allco CEO and all I got was this shirt"

>>4208460
This, but also wear an "I'm eggscellent" hat

>>4208465

+1

>>4208452
the same jacket we wore last time we were at AllCO

some pants, and a shirt with something writen on it

boots

time to free our GF from demonic possession, she sacrificed herself and saved us, it's the least we can do

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>>4208452
deus vult

>>4208516
This with this>>4208465

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>>4208516
>>4208516
>>4208522
>>4208452

>>4208530
nice
let's roll

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>>4208530
Very good

>>4208452

>>4208530
This but with longer pants. I dunno, some cyber jeans or something. Don't want our leg to get cold, and cold metal is pretty uncomfortable on skin. The rest of the outfit werks. I can't art for shit though.

>>4208452
>>4208530
This is the one

>>4208530
>>4208594
excuse me where the fuck are the crocks?

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>>4208630

>>4208648
beautiful

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He's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
B-B-B-Benton and the Jets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5rQHoaQpTw


>...

>>4208530
+1 but with a croc on the fleshy foot

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>JK

Fuck that you look awesome.
It's time to get the band back together and get this thing done with.

So currently you have a [PSYCHOTIC SLUT], and [ADVENTUROUS CHILD] and a [DEADLY COURSER]. You have a few old acquaintances that can probably help you get to [HER].

WHO FIND?

>[CYBERGOTH]
>[VISIGOTH]
>[OLD FRIENDS]
>Write in

>>4208701
>[OLD FRIENDS]?

>>4208701
>[VISIGOTH]

second best girl after gf please
and sensei has to visit his student sometimes

>>4208701
>[VISIGOTH]
For the amazing bod

But we really should find the cyber girl after it to get an arm on that stump

>>4208701
>[VISIGOTH]

>>4208701
>[VISIGOTH]

>>4208701
>>[CYBERGOTH]
And we should take our arm. She should be able to get it working.

>>4208701
>>[CYBERGOTH]

>>4208701
>[CYBERGOTH]
Bring the arm, we'll need it

>>4208701
>>[CYBERGOTH]
need to get an arm

>>4208701
>[VISIGOTH]

>>4208701
>>[VISIGOTH]
She might be retarded, but damn she’s strong!

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>[VISIGOTH]

You take ZM-209 with you and track Alessa to her last known location... a bandit camp out in the middle of the desert. It seems unlikely, but ne'er-do-wells.

Just think of all the horrible things they must be doing to her toned, muscular body. The cruelty they must be inflicting to her heaving bosom and thick, sweaty thighs-
HEY -
Don't get distracted. It's time for a rescue mission.

HOW APPROACH?

>Walk up and Knock
>Barge in with blazing fury
>Sneak around back
>Write in

>>4208768
>>Sneak around back

>>4208768
>Sneak around back

We didn't take Vanessa? RIP us

>>4208782
why so vanessa could stand around without an eye like she did in the last fight?

>>4208768
>Barge in with blazing fury
Hey, Vanessa, is that what Benton calls it?

>>4208768
>Barge in with blazing fury

>>4208768
>>Sneak around back

>>4208768
>Sneak around back

>>4208768
>Walk up and Knock
What's the worst that could happen

>>4208768
>Walk up and Knock

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>Sneak Around Back

You figure you'll get the jump on whatever's going on here.

You sneak around the back, which is easy because this whole base is basically just a loose pile of trash. Apparently there's some sort of rally going on, and the [BANDIT KING] is rousing their rotten masses.

Alessa has to be around here somewhere.

What do?

>Confront Bandit King
>Sneak Attack Bandit King
>Look around for Alessa
>Write in

(Last post for the night)

>>4208915
>Confront Bandit King
in a frendly manner

>>4208915
i bet that's alessa

>Confront Bandit King

>>4208915
>Confront Bandit King

>>4208915
>>Confront Bandit King

>>4208920
I woud think so too but you said it out loud, so now its probably not

>>4208915
>Confront Bandit King

>>4208915
>Confront Bandit King

>>4208915
>Confront Bandit King
Sup brah you wanna throw some fucking hands?

time for eating her out round two

Just a thought in case i forget or we move past that point, what if we attached the shard to our sword and used that to stab our ex gf? or used it to fuse into a new sword?

>>4209286
Stab gf? are you insane? we can't stab her with anything besides the D

>>4209291
I mean poke and prod her erotically with a sharp point object to elect moans from her.

>>4209286
I was thinking we'd poison the shard by purifying it using the powers of the various types of goths, then putting it back into the core to further weaken PAIMON and giving Tessa a chance to overcome his influence.

Either that or put the letters OP onto the shard so that when it fuses with PAIMON's essence it'll instead turn him into OPPAIMON, demon queen of huge titties.

>>4209345
I was thinking we'd demand a date with our ex and then wear her down that way after defeating her in combat

>>4209345
I think this has validity. I also bet Aleysa is the new bandit king. She could take out whoever, and would probably be willing to join up, conditionally or otherwise.

>>4208915
>Confront Bandit King
Who may or may not be totally Alessa.
I'm honestly surprised that she not still running with that statue.

>>4209345
>I was thinking we'd poison the shard by purifying it using the powers of the various types of goths, then putting it back into the core to further weaken PAIMON and giving Tessa a chance to overcome his influence.
>>4209776
>I think this has validity.
It does if it's remotely possible.
We'll need a new magic expert to tell us if that's a good idea since our last one went tits up.

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>Confront Bandit King

You shout at the king of Bandits, interrupting their rally. You ask where he's keeping Aless- oh.

Well that was real fucking obvious. It's her! Well great, now you can get a move on and rescue her sis-

"Master. It's been many years. As you can see I have grown stronger, built an army."

Uh, yeah of a bunch of useless bandit dweebs...

"But you've grown weak. Look at your flabby body - You have no right to think you can challenge for the crown."

Challenge for the.. what? What's wrong with her? Oh yeah, the brain thing... Oh god, she want's to fight. It's been years since you've been in a scrap and she's a ripped asskicker...

WHAT DO?

>FIGHT: WAY OF SWORD
>FIGHT: WAY OF FOOT
>RUN: WAY OF COWARD
>Write in

>>4210240
Fuck forgot her theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aQ7lOcZCUo

>>4210240
>FIGHT: WAY OF FOOT

>>4210240
>FIGHT: LET HER SMUSH YOU WITH HER THIGHS.

>>4210240
>>4210246
>WAY OF THE TONGUE

>>4210240
>FIGHT: WAY OF SWORD

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>FIGHT: LET HER SMUSH YOU WITH HER THIGHS.

Hey, for old times sake.
She wraps her muscular thighs around your head and squeezes until you're just about ready to pass out.

But uh... she HAS gotten a bit stronger... you are actually going to get KO'd! Fuck!

What do?

>Tap out
>Ask ZM-209 for help
>Pass out
>Write in

>>4210269
>Ask ZM-209 for help

>>4210269
>WAY OF THE TONGUE
Fight back with fierce kisses and powerful nibbles

>>4210269
>tickle her

>>4210269
THE WAY OF TONGUE.

>>4210269
>>Ask ZM-209 for help

>>4210269
>Ask ZM-209 for help

>>4210275
>>4210295
This

>>4210275
>>4210295
>>4210323
>WAY OF TONGUE
it may be degenerate, but it is a powerful weapon against this foe

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>WAY OF TONGUE

Sure, worked last time. But Alessa has really been chugging the protein powder and these thighs are thicker than ever... you can't... quite... reach...!

>Pass out

>>4210338
>Pass out
The Brotege has become the Brofessor

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4210338
IM GONNA ROLL TO NOT PASS OUT!

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>Robo Punch

ZM-209 whips out a hefty robo-arm and clocks Alessa right in the fucking dome. Jesus christ!
She goes down like a sack of potatoes.

Thank you, Deus Ex Robo Friend.

The bandits scatter and you have ZM-209 sling this muscle babe over his burly robotic shoulder and carry her back to the trailer.

Back to work. You've still got some allies to round up.

WHO GET?

>[CYBERGOTH]
>{OLD FRIEND]
>Write in

>>4210346

nice lmao. Gotta get that arm fixed up.

>[CYBERGOTH]

>>4210346
>{OLD FRIEND]
Friends are nice :^)

>>4210346
>[CYBERGOTH]
arm time

>>4210346
>[OLD FRIEND]
Now who could this be, I wonder?

>>4210346
>[CYBERGOTH]

>>4210346
>>{OLD FRIEND]

>>4210346
>[CYBERGOTH]

>>4210346
>{OLD FRIEND]

>>4210346

>[CYBERGOTH]
Shame we didn't get to getbto her this time

>>4210346
>[CYBERGOTH]

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>[CYBERGOTH]

Oh yeah, Claressa. You haven't heard from her in a few years either, she was always way too into the net and you were trying to cut yourself off from everything.

You figure that if you're going to find her, getting on the [NET] is the best way to do it.

HOW SEARCH?

>HDD (Heads Down Display Personal Computer)
>Use ZM-209's wireless
>Use your Leg
>Smoke Signal
>Write in

>>4210431
>>HDD (Heads Down Display Personal Computer)

>>4210431
>Use your Leg

>>4210431
>>4210440
>Use your leg like a cyber dowsing rod

>>4210431
>>Use ZM-209's wireless

>>4210431
>Use ZM-209's wireless

>>4210431
>>Use ZM-209's wireless

>>4210431
>Get her on foot-dial

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>Use ZM-209's wireless

You tap into the courser's built-in wireless connection. It's a bit wonky, this big bastard is Region-5 encoded and you need to dig an adapter out, but it fires up.

You have him enter your search query and hear a series of modem noises while he works. Suddenly- the net starts transmitting directly to your brain. What the fuck? You didn't authorize AR functionality..

A stream of zeroes and ones flow past your eyes, and you start drooling like an idiot.
Oh SHIT, it's a [SNOWCRASH]. !

If you don't get out of this soon, your brain is gonna be fried.


What do?

>Try Hacking
>Try Yelling
>Try Swimming
>Write in

>>4210556
>>Try Hacking

>>4210556
>>Try Yelling

>>4210556
>Try Swimming

>>4210556
>Try Yelling

>>4210556
>Try Yelling

>>4210556
>Try Hacking

>>4210556
>Try Hacking
We might have always been a poor hacker.
We might be obsolete.
We might be using a sloppily patched-together rig that could fry at any moment.
But maybe, just maybe, we can pull our shit together and hack like a champ.
Or, at the very least, maybe Claressa will recognize our pathetically inept flailing skillz and save us like a drowning puppy.

Alternatively, we could try breaking out of the binary [SNOWCRASH] by entering a "2".

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>Try Yelling

You do that. You scream into the digital void, but there's nothing but darkness. Until...

"Hey, Spanner.... could you shut the fuck up?" A digitized voice whispers in your ear. You turn around (digitally) and see a gigantic freaky cyber lade face. aaaaaa.

"I'm surprised you found me. My defense protocols nearly wiped your brain clean, idiot. How did you even get in here? Who sent you? ALLCO? The Russians?"

Geeze, she's a bit defensive.

WHAT TALK?

>Ask her where she is
>Tell her to come help save her sister
>Hit on her
>Write in

>>4210642

>Tell her to come help save her sister
And get us a new arm

>>4210642

>Tell her to come help save her sister

>>4210642
>Tell her to come help save her sister

>>4210642
>>Tell her to come help save her sister

>>4210642
>Tell her the Russians sent you

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>Tell her to come help save her sister

You tell her that you think you have a chance to save or at least defeat Tessa.

"By my calculations she cannot be saved. Your chances for defeating her are nearly equal in probability. I'm sorry, Spanner. Even if I wanted to help... I threw away my meathusk years ago. I'm fully digitized now. All I could possibly offer is some light support. I figure I owe you one, so I will grant you 1 (ONE) favor."

Well, that's better than nothing, you guess.

WHAT FAVOR? (PICK ONE)

>Fix Arm
>Bypass ALLCO lvl. 1 Security
>Upgrade Leg
>Write in

>>4210707
>ALLCO ID clearance?

>>4210707
>Make me a cool cyborg

Figure that might cover the arm and the leg

>>4210707
>Build yourself a robot body and come help you lazy bitch

>>4210707
>Ask if we could put her AI in a robot.

>>4210707

>Fix Arm

>>4210715
supporting

>>4210715
This

Failing that

>Fix Arm

>>4210715
This

>>4210715
support

>>4210715
+1

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>Build yourself a robot body and come help you lazy bitch

Oh, you lay into her. If there is any chance at saving Tessa or just toppling this crazy autocracy then she must be the laziest bitch in the world to not chip in.

"UGH. FINE. I can slap together some cybernetic bits and come help out. Jeeze. I had a busy schedule of streaming shows and playing video games but I'll just DROP EVERYTHING to help you out. Gosh. It will take some time to get ready, I'll meet you at ALLCO HQ."

Fucking sweet. She's a pain in the ass but you know she'll come in handy breaking into the facility.

Anyway, you've just about got this thing ready to roll. But you could use just a little more backup...

WHAT DO?

>Get in touch with some [OLD FRIENDS]
>Write in

(Last post for the night)

>>4210800
>Write in

There was mention of some Russians?

>>4210800
>Get in touch with some [OLD FRIENDS]
SEXBOTS HHHOOOOOO

>>4210800
>Get in touch with some [OLD FRIENDS]
bring vodka

>>4210800
>>Get in touch with some [OLD FRIENDS]

>>4210800
>>Get in touch with some [OLD FRIENDS]

>>4210800
>>Get in touch with some [OLD FRIENDS]
We can rebuild him. We have the technology.

>>4210800
Can we just replace the prosthetic arm with GUN? Like a big fuck off CANNON?

>>4210940
gonna be a bitch playing the ps52

>>4210985
coud make it like a hight tech version of the arm Guts has

>>4210985
A gun arm, but with a HAND attachment.

>>4210800
I pull CYBER ATTACK (A magical iron dagger which vanquishes cyber/digital beings that I just bought and started keeping in my hat as of last night) out. "look, I didn't want it to come to this" and I stab her in the digital heart. "As the fortune cookie in the limited edition wuhan kids cuisine fortold" I chant as I pull from her heart The Key Of Broken Promises. She whisper "I knew you had it in you kiddo" as digital rain pours over her withering body confusing what's cybernetic tears, rain, or sinew.

I drop Cyber Attack as it only has one use unless you are a wizard. "Now it begins" I say somberly as a breeze smelling of sunflowers, and destiny fills the air, and finally putting to rest the terrors of the night, and beckoning unto the dawn.

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>>4211348

>>4211348
no explosions 2/7

>>4211348
thats like 90% kingdom hearts and 10% autism (yes, its all just autism)

>>4210800
>Get in touch with some [OLD FRIENDS]
Nice digits too.

>>4210800
>Get touchy with some [OLD FRIENDS]

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>Get in touch with some [OLD FRIENDS]

You hit the mean streets of the city, and this time you have to do it alone. You're Eggcellent, but sometimes it's easy to forget that you're also hard boiled.

Walking down the streets of your youth, you start remembering the trials and tribulations of your rough upbringing. And the friends you made along the way.

>What do?

>Knock on their Door
>Let yourself in
>Burst in in the duck suit
>Write in

>>4212386
>Burst in in the duck suit

>>4212386
>Burst in in the duck suit

>>4212386
>>Burst in in the duck suit

>>4212386
>>Let yourself in

>>4212386
>Knock on their Door
People change addresses sometimes.

>inb4 we burst in on a family eating ramen noodles