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>>4244768
Previously on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

With the aid of the enigmatic Fu, Karn was able to battle the invading Golden Metal Cooler. And not only fight back, but win: obliterating the machine fighter before facing a so-called god. The Time Patrol’s Trunks then appeared to help fight the one he called Black, and as they fought Dragon Force absorbed both of their divine energies and ascended. Then with a single attack, it killed that divine interloper. Later Chaya, Tanya, Broly, Caulifla and Chilli, along with several other Saiyans and Turles’s half-Tamaranean daughter embarked on their own crusade against the Hive. Two months later, on the eve of Arctus’s arrival, Karn and Freeza sparred on Raxus Prime. True Golden Freeza was too much for even the Ascended Berserker Saiyan, and moments after Karn awoke Cooler arrived. And as we rejoin Karn, Cooler is showing off his power.

“But you’re not the only one, allow me to show you my new strength! HYAAAA!!” Cooler roars, power surging. As his body expands so too does his powerlevel, spikes growing on his arms, legs, and head.
“What?!” Freeza asks, no doubt feeling his brother’s power growing more and more. “Well now, this is certainly a surprise, brother.”
“I cannot remain as weak as I was.” Cooler replies, looking down on both of you. “This is all thanks to you, Saiyan. Had you not bested me, I would have never grown this strong.”
“Well, you’ve certainly been putting in work.” you reply, clenching a fist and transforming. Once more you take your Berserker form, standing eye-to-eye with Freeza’s older brother. He’s still not quite as strong as you are, but his recent growth is quite impressive. Seems he’s quite like his brother when it comes to increasing his power. You then hold your hand out, catching both him and Freeza by surprise. “If you’re here to help, it’ll be good to have you along. We’ll need all the power we can get to win this, and kill those bastards for good.”

“Hmph.” he replies, but after a moment does take your hand. And while you were honestly expecting something, like trying to crush your hand or similar, he instead shakes it once, them let’s it go and reverts back to his fourth form. “While we may be allies, I still do not care for you. Once this is all over, I will defeat you. And you as well, little brother.”

And with that Cooler vanishes, ki signature disappearing as he uses Instant Transmission to go somewhere else.
cont

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>>4244776
“Always has to have the last word.” Freeza says, shaking his head a moment before turning to you. “Best rest up, General. Tomorrow will doubtlessly be an eventful day.”
“Right.” you reply, the two of you headed your seperate ways. You return to the ship, Meloka waiting for you. The two of you eat dinner together, the Mess Hall feeling much emptier despite being full. With Chaya, Broly, Chilli, and Caulifla all gone off on their own campaign to eradicate the Hive, you can’t help but feel a little restless. You can tell Meloka feels it too, your wife spending more time doting on the children still here. Which as supper comes to a close, she brings up an important point.

“Tomorrow’s the day.” she says, leaning her head on your arm. “It’s finally happening, isn’t it?”
“Yeah.” you reply. “We’re going to war again.”
“What about the other kids?” she asks, you turning and meeting her gaze. At first the slight changes to her face while in her Super Saiyan Three form were hard to ignore, but now it doesn’t even register. She’s spent so long in that form that it’s simply her now. “Should they stay here? Or should we take them with us? Supposedly this ship’s massive, and they probably won’t be in the way, but still. Should we risk bringing them into what may be the biggest war yet?”

“Well...” you begin, thinking.

What will you say?
>We should bring them, better they be where we can protect them ourselves
>Let them stay here, Tatsu will doubtlessly watch over them
>Let’s wait until we see the ship ourselves, then decide what to do then
>Other(write in)
40 minute vote

>>4244778
>>Let them stay here, Tatsu will doubtlessly watch over them

>>4244778
>Let them stay here, Tatsu will doubtlessly watch over them
Papa twitchy guard is go.

>>4244778
>>Let them stay here, Tatsu will doubtlessly watch over them

>>4244778
>Let them stay here, Tatsu will doubtlessly watch over them

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>>4244784
>>4244792
>>4244793
>>4244798
Let them stay here, Tatsu will doubtlessly watch over them wins it. Writing.

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“We could bring them, but I think it’s best not to.” you tell her. “We may have plenty of room, but it’s best not to bring them if we don’t have to. I don’t want them getting hurt, or worse taken hostage.”
“I agree.” she replies, head still laying on you. “As much as I’d hate to leave them, it’s for the best. Wanna tell him first thing tomorrow?”
“Nah, I’ll do it now.” you reply, focusing on your father and reaching out telepathically. “Hey, old man. You up?”
“Of course.” he replies. “Let me guess, you and Meloka want to leave the younger ones with me?”
“How did you guess?” you reply, smirking. Not much gets past that old man, there’s a reason he’s lived as long as he has. “Yeah. Arctus will be here tomorrow with the ship. Once it’s loaded up we’ll be heading out to war.”

“Don’t worry, I had no intentions in going myself.” he tells you. “With all the powerful fighters gathered, I’d just be in the way. Besides, some of us gotta stay behind and protect New Salda while you, Meloka and the king are all off conquering.”
“I really appreciate this.” you tell him. “I’d rather not take them along if we don’t have to, better to let them get a little older before facing something like this.”
“I do agree.” he responds. “Although, letting Chaya and the others go off to fight the Hive like that is a bit of a risky decision.”
“They’ll be fine.” you say. “Chaya’s been fighting for years, and the Hive aren’t nearly as powerful as the beings she’s been fighting. And Caulifla’s with them, if anything goes wrong she can fix them right up.”
“We’ll see.” he says. “Either way, I’ll be by in the morning once you tell them what’s going on.”
“Thanks old man.” you reply, ending the telepathic link and addressing Meloka. “He’s in.”

“As if he wouldn’t be.” she says with a chuckle, the two of you leaving the Mess Hall. You both shower and wash the day off, then get in bed for your last night here. Sleep comes almost immediately, your body resting almost as if it knows what’s coming. Hours later you find yourself drifting back awake, eyes slowly opening on the day. As you come to, first think you do is focus your ki sense, curious if Arctus has already arrived. And you feel it, Arctus and Cooler’s massive ki are drawing close. But they’re not here yet, closing in but not quite arriving yet. You have a little time before they finally arrive.

But what do you do?
>Stay in bed with Meloka, you have nothing pressing to do before they arrive
>Get yourself and Meloka up, be dressed and there when the ship finally lands
>Wake the kids, explain to them Tatsu will be watching over them while you and Meloka head off to war
> Sneak out of bed and get dressed, take Bane’s holocron and get some last minute study in before Arctus arrives
>Other(write in)
30 minute votes

>>4244942
> Sneak out of bed and get dressed, take Bane’s holocron and get some last minute study in before Arctus arrives

>>4244942
>Wake the kids, explain to them Tatsu will be watching over them while you and Meloka head off to war

>>4244942
>> Sneak out of bed and get dressed, take Bane’s holocron and get some last minute study in before Arctus arrives

>>4244942
>Sneak out of bed and get dressed, take Bane’s holocron and get some last minute study in before Arctus arrives
Nothing like a last-minute clutch roll to get a new bullshit skill

>>4244951
>>4244958
>>4244962
>>4244975
Sneak out of bed and get dressed, take Bane’s holocron and get some last minute study in before Arctus arrives wins it. Interesting, roll me a d100.
DC ??

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4244977
i rolled lr ssj4 goku in dokkan today, so I think my luck is pretty great rn, here comes the CRIT TRAIN

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4244977

>>4244979
ok kek im not rolling today anymore, the field's yours anons

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4244977

>>4244979
Managed to pull LR SSJ4 Vegeta and the new Goku. Now I just gotta save my stones up for the anniversary.

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>>4244979
>>4244980
>>4244994
62/100. A decent roll, but is it high enough? Writing.

>>4244997
Probably not, but at least now we know to worry! :D

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>>4244942
With a bit of time on your hands, you decide to train just a bit more under Bane. Using your telekineses you pick Meloka up, lifting her entire body and allowing you to slide your arm out. As you set her back down you get up, quietly getting dressed. Over the past several months of studying unser the ancient Sith, your mental abilities have greatly improved. First of course would be your telekinesis, your current level of control allowing you to move something even the size of your entire ship with a thought. But that’s perhaps the least impressive thing he’s taught you to do, you reviewing it all as you return to your usual training site. Sitting on your usual tree stump, you take your meditative pose and place both hands on the pyramid, focusing on it. You feel your consciousness being pulled into the ancient artifact, finding yourself standing inside it beside the ancient Sith Lord.

“Greetings, Karn.” Darth Bane says, eyes glowing crimson and gold while wearing his usual dark robes. “So, today is the day then.”
“Yeah, it is.” you reply, moving inside the pyramid’s space while feeling your body outside remaining seated. “But I figured I could get a bit more practice before we go.”
“I see.” he replies. “Well then, shall we return to that technique? You’re still having quite some trouble actualizing it.”
“Yes, let’s do it.” you reply, closing your eyes and returning to yourself. Opening your eyes you once more are in the real world, Bane’s phantom standing beside you. “I’m ready.”

And for the next hour or so the ancient Sith tries to teach you to utilize one of the more destructive offensive techniques of the Dark Side: Sith Lightning. By focusing that wrath internally, and channeling it outward, he can unleash a burst of electricity that could incapacitate a living being in seconds. And while you’ve been trying to copy it, you haven’t had much success. As with each time before, you don’t unleash it as electricity, but as a wave of nearly-unstoppable telekinetic force. After two dozen failed attempts he finally calls you to stop, giving a few pointers before returning back into the pyramid. You sigh out, picking it up when suddenly a massive shadow appears overhead. You turn, seeing what’s blocking out the sun. An absolutely massive warship has suddenly appeared!
cont

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>>4245141
“Finally. He’s here.” you say, looking up at your new ship. It’s absolutely massive, your current ship several times smaller than this one. As a giant almost-circle with a huge sphere in the middle, it certainly looks different than anything else flying through space right now. “Now we can finally begin.”

But what do you do?
>Focus on Arctus’s ki, Instant Transmission up to him
>Find Vegeta, wait with your king for the massive ship’s landing
>Go back to your ship, take your training clothes off and and get on your armor and weapons to greet Arctus ‘properly’
>Go back to your ship and gather your remaining kids, tell them what’s about to happen and that Tatsu’ll be watching over them
>Other(write in)

>>4245145
>>Focus on Arctus’s ki, Instant Transmission up to him
I wonder how he's gonna take Cooler's presence. Way to go Cooler, backstabbing your only friend and killing his crew.

>>4245145
>>Focus on Arctus’s ki, Instant Transmission up to him

>>4245145
>Go back to your ship, take your training clothes off and and get on your armor and weapons to greet Arctus ‘properly’
Let's do things properly for once, if only because I want this to be as cool as possible

>>4245145
>Focus on Arctus’s ki, Instant Transmission up to him

>>4245145
>>4245160
Changing to this
>>4245161

>>4245145

>>4245166
Switching to this>>4245161
as well

>>4245170
>>4245184
I'm surprised my Basic b*tch reasoning convinced y'all!

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>>4245155
>>4245160
>>4245161
>>4245166
>>4245170
>>4245184
Go back to your ship, take your training clothes off and and get on your armor and weapons to greet Arctus ‘properly’ wins it. Writing.

>>4245194
We are trying to be fancy general time now, flashing our dick when the probable stealthing enemy is around will only make him hide. We need clothes and army to make the fucker lose his guard.

>>4245194
It’s about time we take our position seriously.

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>>4245145
As the massive ship begins lowering itself into New Salda’s atmosphere, you decide to go greet him as hr arrives. Looking down, however, you decide to get out of your training clothes and show up ready for war. You then rush back to your own ship, returning to your room and stripping down. Getting one of your new stronger suits on, you then grab both of your weapons and sling them both across your back. You grab your scouter last, then focus your ki sense. Arctus and surprisingly Cooler are both drawing much closer, you sensing King Vegeta, Freeza, Komand’r, and Nappa waiting for them on the ground, along with a few dozen others. You focus on Vegeta’s ki, placing the first two fingers of your right hand to your forehead and teleport. Instant Transmission is a really useful technique, one moment you’re in your ship and the next you’re standing behind your king.

“Good morning, Karn.” King Vegeta says, not even turning. “Glad you decided to join us.”
“Of course.” you say, both Komand’r and Nappa jumping and turning at your voice. “Wouldn’t miss it.”
“But it seems he can’t bring it down, at least down planetside.” he says, you looking up. And sure enough it seems to be holding, the ship seemingly larger than the entire rebuilt city. As you watch a smaller, four-winged craft exits from the Lucrehulk’s right arm, making it’s way down to the planet. You look around, seeing that you’re actually on the outskirts of the city and not by the palace. There are also several of the Royal Guard here, and of couse you notice a few of Vox’s cameras watching from several angles. A few moments later the landing craft finally touches down, you curious how it will open. Instead of up or down, the front splits doen the middle, both halves sliding straight out to the sides. As it opens, however, you’re surprised by the number of mechanical soldiers that suddenly pour forth. Having been only able to sense Arctus and Cooler, the hundreds of soldiers forming their honor guard are unsettling, to say the least. They quickly form a pair of columns flanking the opening, Freeza’s relatives walking down.

“Heeeey, it’s been awhile!” Arctus shouts drunkenly, waving to you as he begins walking over. “You guys ready to go to war?”
“It still astonishes me you’re able to achieve anything, much less something like this.” Freeza says to him. “If I drank as much as you do, I would have perished several years ago.”
cont

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>>4245322
“Nobody can keep up with me.” he replies, turning to Vegeta and giving a bow. “King Vegeta.”
“Arctus.” your king replies. “I take it everything’s in working order?”
“You bet your shiny crown it is!” Arctus says proudly. “All systems are go, quad lasers firing on all cylinders, and got more droids than you can shake a stick at! Who’s ready for a war!”
“Hell yeah, let’s go!” Nappa shouts, flaring his golden aura up. As he transforms you glance to him, noticing his hair seems to be a bit less spiked-out than before. He turns, shouting over his shoulder to someone. “Alright boys, let’s get the supplies loaded up!”

“SIR!” a couple dozen Saiyans shout, you turning to the noise. You watch as they all begin carrying massive metal crates of supplies. But they don’t load them onto the landing craft, instead launching themselves into the air. No doubt taking them into the main ship itself, which is only smart. Why bother loading it and unloading it, when you can do it once? Nappa doesn’t simply order them to begin moving the supplies, taking advantage of his Super Saiyan might to grab one of the massive crates in each hand. With them all loading you turn to Arctus, confused. Why would he make a show of bringing these troops and landing craft? But more importantly, what do you do now?

Well?
>Go tell your crew it’s time, let them gather their things and bring them up to the new ship
>Tell your kids the plan, have them help move your stuff to the warship before you go
>Stay with Arctus, Vegeta and Freeza, see if you can learn what the actual plan for this coming war is
>Fly up to your new ship and check it out, see what you’re working with
>Other(write in)

>>4245322
>“It still astonishes me you’re able to achieve anything, much less something like this.” Freeza says to him. “If I drank as much as you do, I would have perished several years ago.”
Bro your biology is bullshit, you sure you want to take that bet? We wish we could drink battery acid to train our guts, you probably could do that and walk it off.
>>4245326
>“You bet your shiny crown it is!” Arctus says proudly.
Wait, does Vegeta have a crown?
>Tell your kids the plan, have them help move your stuff to the warship before you go
>And Telepathy the crew and tell them to come get ready to leave.

>>4245326
>>Stay with Arctus, Vegeta and Freeza, see if you can learn what the actual plan for this coming war is

Extending vote another ten minutes

>>4245358
He doesn’t, Arctus is just joking about his title

>>4245326
Seconding this>>4245358

>>4245366
Ah, okay then, hmmm, maybe Vegeta would look good with one of the wormsacks crown thingys.

>>4245326
>>Go tell your crew it’s time, let them gather their things and bring them up to the new ship

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>>4245358
>>4245365
>>4245369
>>4245387
Tell your kids the plan plus write in wins it. Interesting, writing.

Just got done cooking some onions with my dinner, and my eyes won't stay open, gonna take a nap for a bit, gonna be back soon.

>>4245452
Sweet dreams

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>>4245326
Watching the dozens of Saiyans loading massive crates into the ship overhead, you realize something important. In fact, that could be the most important: you have to get your things loaded onto the ship too! Without hesitation you again extend your ki senses, finding Meloka’s ki with your remaining kids at the ship. This makes things easy, placing two fingers to your head and once more use Instant Transmission. You appear beside your wife, some of your younger kids are actually crying.

“DADDY!” little Okira shouts, leaping up at you. “You’re not really leaving, are you?”
“Yeah, your mother and I are going away for a while.” you tell her, addressing them all. “We have to go take care of some bad people, so they don’t come and attack us again.”
“You’re gonna come back, right?” little Maz asks, you ruffling his hair and smiling down at him.
“Of course.” you say. “We won’t get stopped by a couple bugs. But before we go, there’s something fun we can all do.”
“Really?” they all asks, your announcement catching them all by surprise. Even Meloka seems surprised by this, looking curiously to you.
“Yeah, we gotta load it up.” you tell them. “Your Momma and I have to get our stuff up into that big ship. Can I count on you guys to help us?”

“YEAH!” they all shout, excited that they’ll get to go see it. Meloka smirks at this, the two of you begin directing your small army to gathering up your things. While doing this, you also reach out telepathically to your crew.
“Alright everyone, listen up.” you think out. “The new ship’s here, gather your things! It’s the city-sized battleship floating above the city, it’s impossible to miss. Once you’ve gathered your tools and personal affects, head on up. I’ll meet you all up there.”
“SIR!” they all reply. All except for one.
“Aye, Karn. I’ve been thinkin’.” Silver thinks back to you. “With these runts I’ve been trainin’, I could go with ye into space. Or I could stay here, watchin’ over the ol’ ship and send a dozen or so of these young’uns I’ve been teaching up there too. What do ye think, Capt’n?”

Well?
>I’d rather have you yourself along, we’ll be feeding an army after all
>Let him stay here, and send his best trainees with you
>Take them all with you, New Salda has plenty of people staying behind who can fix meals
>Other(write in)

>>4245474
>>Let him stay here, and send his best trainees with you
You better establish a culinary arts academy Silver.

>>4245474
>>Let him stay here, and send his best trainees with you

>>4245474
>>Take them all with you, New Salda has plenty of people staying behind who can fix meals

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>>4245496
>>4245500
>>4245505
Let him stay here, and send his best trainees wins it. Interesting choice, writing.

>>4245550
There needs to be at least one responsible adult back here.

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>>4245474
“I hate to leave you behind, but having you stay here and watch over things does help put my mind at ease.” you reply. “But if these recruits of yours aren’t up to par, I’ll be quite disappointed. And not just me, Freeza, Cooler, and King Vegeta are all going to be on the ship too.”
“I’m well aware a’ that.” he replies. “I wouldn’t let them go if they hadn’t been forged into universe-class chefs. You haven’t spent much time back in my kitchen, but it’s just as dangerous as any warzone. They have little ‘wars’ all the time, seeing who’s better at fixing different dishes, to make the best food. My top five students will be going, along with several of the weaker ones. They’ll need to toughen up, and this seems just the ticket. By the time ye’ve returned, I reckon one or two of them may even be ready t’give me a real challenge!”

“If they’re up to your level, I’ll be impressed.” you reply. “Let them know to bring their personal belongings, and whatever tools they’ll need. The supplies are getting loaded now, make sure they hurry.”
“Aye, they’ll not miss the boat.” he replies, ending the communication. You then spend the next ten munutes gathering everything you’ll need: training suits and gear, your armors, the bed, and several other things your kids want you to take that may not be strictly necessary. You made sure to take both the holocron and the mysterious black box yourself, ensuring none of the kids touched the ancient Sith artifact. After you all gathered everything up you lead them outside, most of your crew all standing around with a bag or two either in their hands or on the ground, waiting for you. You also see several only sort-of familiar faces, doubtlessly the kitchen crew Silver’s sending.

“Took you long enough.” Orlen says with a chuckle. “Finally gathered everything you’re taking?”
“This should be everything.” you reply, lifting into the air. “Alright, let’s go!”
“SIR!” your crew shout, following you. You lead your group into the sky, flying up to the massive Lucrehulk. It’s size is almost surreal, just as long as the longest Covenant ship you’ve seen, but it’s nearly as wide as it is long. You bring them up to the two ‘arms’, finding someone there directing traffic. Or, rather, something.

“Identify yourself.” the droid holding a pad says, it standing on some sort of floating gun platform
“General Karn, and my crew.” you reply. “Which way do we go to set up?”
“General? One moment.” it says, tapping away for several seconds. “Rooms located. Follow me, General. We have been waiting for you.”
cont

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>>4245720
You and Meloka share a look, you shrugging as instead of leading you into either the left or right arm it flies toward the central sphere. Your group follows it, the droid flying around the right side of the sphere and leading you to what appears to br some sort of force field. The droid doesn’t even slow down, flying right up to it and passing through effortlessly. You follow it, your group passing through the barrier with almost no resistance. As you go through, however, the air feels different immediately. It’s at least ten degrees colder inside the ship than outside, which is surprising as you couldn’t feel it from the other side. It flies over to a pair of odd-looking droids, giving them what you assume to be several orders despite sounding like little more than beeps. But they seem to understand, both rolling up into wheels as it turns back to you.

“They will lead you further in, General.” it then says. “If you need assistance, tune your scouter to open frequency three.”
“Understood, thank you.” you reply with a nod, it flying back outside the odd barrier.
“Daddy, look!” Okira shouts, you turning and seeing them rolling along the hall. You lead your group after them: through the hall and up an elevator, then down another wide hall before they come to a stop at a dead end, Instead of turning around they simply turn and unroll themselves, seemingly defending the blank wall. You walk forward curiously, but as you pass the droids the entire wall begins to slide open. “WOAH!”

The large doorway opens into a rather spacious living area. Several metal tables, with seating for around thirty or so people are spread around the room. You see several appliances through a narrow point that are doubtlessly cooking implements, confirmed by Silver’s disciples going over to examine them all. Your other crewmates begin examining the space, while Dr. White turns to a display beside the door. Pressing several keys, he pulls up what seems to be a map of the area.

“Interesting.” he says, you peering over his shoulder. But despite the layout being rather simple, you can’t read a word of it. “This seems to be the commander’s common room. The main bedroom is upstairs, staff rooms are through this door here, and the medical bay is...”

What do you do?
>Get everything settled in, then take the kids back. Vegeta and Arctus’ll probably need your help with readying everything
>Leave Meloka, your crew, and kids to it, go help with moving the supplies onto the ship
>This seems out of the ordinary, ask Dr. White how he can read that gibberish
>Go back planetside, see if the scientists have anything they need a hand moving
>Other(write in)

>>4245722
>>This seems out of the ordinary, ask Dr. White how he can read that gibberish

>>4245722
>>This seems out of the ordinary, ask Dr. White how he can read that gibberish

>>4245742
>>4245772
This seems out of the ordinary, ask Dr. White how he can read that gibberish wins it. Roll me a d100.
DC: ??

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4245788

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4245788

Anyone want to take the final roll?

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4245788

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>>4245792
>>4245796
>>4245830
91/100, success. Writing.

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>>4245722
“Wait, hold on.” you say, confused. “You can read this?”
“Of course.” he replies, as if that were an odd question. “Most medical texts written in old standard, from before old republic fall. The language is largely same, at least spoken; only difference is in how written.”
“Really?” both Tatsu and Tomi ask, floating up to try and peer over your shoulder.
“Interesting.” you say. “Perhaps I need to learn a bit about this, at least so far as to know what everything says.”
“Won’t be problem.” he tells you, starting to shuffling off. You set the things you’re holding down, except for the holocron of course, and follow him. He approaches one of the doors, it sliding open and revealing another surprise: the medical room is empty! “Now this: this is problem.”

“It would be, if we didn’t have the tech planetside.” you say. “No doubt we’ll have to bring the med-tech in here and get it set up, but we should have plenty of time. We won’t just appear at the Covenant homeworld as soon as we take off.”
“You’re right.” he says with a sigh. “Work never done.”
“Hey, we can always trade jobs.” you reply jokingly. “You can go fight, and I’ll operate the healing pods.”
“You’d replace brain with more muscle.” he replies with a chuckle, his joke catching you by surprise. “I handle our wounded, you make their fighters dead.”
“Oh trust me, I will.” you reply, the old man setting his rather large bag down and begins unpacking it. You leave him to it, returning to the main room. Remembering what Dr. White said, you find the right doorway and make your way upstairs to find another large room.

“Daddy look, look!” Kayle shouts, running circles around the wide room. “You got more room in here than the gravity chamber!”
“It’s so big!” Okira says, coming right over to you. “You gonna be okay with just you an’ Momma in here? We can always come too, if you’re gonna be lonely.”
“Haha, we’ll be fine kiddo.” you say, ruffling her hair. “And you’ll be fine too. Grandpa Tatsu will look after you while we’re gone.”
“Okaaaaaay.” she says, pouting a bit. You pick her up and set her on your shoulder, carrying her into the room as you look over everything. In this far-larger space, all of your belongings seem to be rather paltry. Is this why some people collect things, just to fill the sheer space they have?
cont

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>>4245966
“Finding everything to your liking, General Karn?” Arctus asks you telepathically. “It’s a magnificent vessel, isn’t it?”
“There’s so much...” you reply, then after a moment’s pause. “Space. What am I supposed to do with so much room?”
“We’re going to war.” he replies. “Surely you’ll need places to put all your loot?”
“I guess.” you reply. “Covenant weapons or armor aren’t exactly useful for me though.”
“Well, perhaps the space will grow on you.” he replies. “Once you’ve finished moving in, come to the bridge. I’ve deployed another pair of Droidekas that will lead you here.”
“I’ll be there after I take the kids back down planetside.” you tell him, Arctus confirming then ending the link as you address your kids. “Alright everyone, time to go back down.”

“Awwww, do we have to?” Tatsu and Tomi both whine, you chuckling and lifting them up too. They giggle as you do, you and Meloka rushing around and snatching them all up. Carrying your kids, you and your wife make your way back outside and down to your old ship. Tatsu is, unsurprisingly, there waiting for you all as you arrive.
“Now that’s a sight.” he says, by way of greeting. “Makes me feel like a younger man again, seeing the first PTO ship arriving on Planet Vegeta. That whole thing yours?”
“I have no idea.” you reply, releasing your mess of rowdy children. “But it’s certainly an intimidating sight. Hell, I could park this ship here inside one of that one’s arms.”
“So it’s finally happening.” he says, to himself. After a moment he realizes he said that out loud, shaking his head and answering before you can ask. “No, it’s nothing. Just, be safe out there, son. We, no, the universe needs you. So you’d better come back home alive, understood?”

Well?
>Of course, I won’t die until I’m at least half as old as you old man
>I’ll do my best, I don’t plan on leaving these little fighters alone for too long
>Sir, yes sir!
>Other?(write in)

>>4245968
>>Sir, yes sir!

>>4245968
>>Sir, yes sir! (Saiyan salute)
>>(Clasp forearms) Try and pass down some of that wisdom to the kids while I'm gone. It's done me more than a little good.

>>4245968
>>>Sir, yes sir! (Saiyan salute)
>>>(Clasp forearms) Try and pass down some of that wisdom to the kids while I'm gone. It's done me more than a little good.

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>>4245973
>>4245977
>>4246013
Sir yes sir plus write in wins it. Writing.

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>>4245968
“Sir yes sir!” you shout, saluting the old man. He ‘hmph’s at this, but you clearly see him trying to hold back a grin. After a moment you hold out a hand, making sure to mirror his good arm. He clasps your forearm, the scarred old man’s grip as strong as ever. “Try and teach them a thing or two while I’m gone, okay? Your wisdom has served me well over the years.”
“As well it should.” he replies, the two of you letting go. “Don’t forget boy, I’ve been fighting longer than you’ve been alive.”
“Exactly.” you reply, Tatsu actually smirking a bit at that. You turn your attention to the kids, addressing them all together. “Listen to your Grandpa, understand? If you listen to him and do what he says, you’ll grow up big and strong too.”

“Okay!” the twins Tatsu and Tomi shout, the others all shouting out similarly. You and Meloka say your farewells to each of them, and after nodding to your old man one more time launch yourselves into the air. Returningn to the massive control ship you fly right to the door you need. For a moment you consider how easily someone could infiltrate the ship, but as you get closer you see dozens of quad cannons mounted everywhere. And judging from how closely they’re seemingly following yours and Meloka’s movements, your fears are at least somewhat allayed. Returning inside the supership, you both return to your massive room then follow the pair of droids. You wonder, while following them back down the hall, into a different elevator, then into another hallway how they can even know where they’re going while rolling like that. But they then come to another seeming dead end, you and Meloka walking past them. And sure enough, the entire wall was a door. It opens into what is no doubt the control center. More than a hundred of the more-humanoid droids sit at different computer terminals, Arctus sitting at what is doubtlessly the command chair.

“Alright, there you are.” he says, tapping away at the screen on his left forearm. After a moment the front glass becomes opaque, revealing a rather large star map. “Everyone else already knows the plan, figured I’d bring you up to speed. Your ship is going to be the hub for this invasion, but it won’t be like any invasion you’ve been part of before.”
“What do you mean?” Meloka asks. He presses another button, suddenly the screen switches to a representation of the ship. You watch as it approaches the space between two planets, then it suddenly launches a storm of Attack Pods. You watch as the Lucrehulk continues forward, screen switching to show a stylized overhead view as the Lucrehulk’s charge continues.
“We’ll be launching an unstopping assault.” Arctus says with a smug grin.
cont

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>>4246153
“They’re not ready for this style of warfare.” he continues, the ship approaching another planet almost directly as it continues firing Attack Pods at other worlds. “The Lucrehulk itself won’t stop, each assault force conquering the world they’re dispatched to then returning back to the main ship. We won’t try to hold territory, as they could simply send waves of soldiers and overwhelm defenders. But if the attack continues forward, constantly pressing the attack, they won’t have time to stop us. Plus this keeps plenty of defenders on the ship at any given time, and allow us to not stop until we reach the first goal.”

“First?” you ask, words appearing over the planet where the Lucrehulk finally stops. “That’s not the enemy’s main base?”
“That’s Sanghelios.” Arctus says. “Homeworld of those splitjaws, and the Covenant’s strongest-defended planet. We wipe them out there, take their homeworld and slaughter them, and they’ll crumble. We take that planet, and the war is as good as won.”
“As good as?” Meloka asks, beating you to it. You picked it up as well, curious about the large structure Vegeta showed you before.
“We’ll still have to take High Charity afterwards.” he replies, sounding confident. “But Sanghelios is home to most of their weapons manufacturing, as well as many of their military commanders. We take this planet out, and it will significantly cripple their ability to wage war. We’ll take High Charity later, but the ship will need refueling and resupplying before we make that next push.”
“So out goal for now is getting to Sanghelios, and wiping those bastards out.” you say, clenching a fist. “I’m in. What do we need to do?”

Well...” he replies, again changing the screen. You see what appears to be an overhead diagram of the Lucrehulk, several different areas glowing in different colors. “Hrmmm. Seems we’re well under one tenth fully loaded, we’ve still got tons of supplies to get onto the ship. If you want to help, we’ll be here until the ship’s fully loaded. Other than that, there’s nothing else really to do for now.”

Well? What do you do?
>Join in loading the ship, perhaps you can speed up the effort with Multiform?
>Just go back to your room, get your belongings settled and in order
>Spend time learning the ship’s layout, you’ll have to memorize it in order to react faster in an emergency
>Spend the time with Arctus, try to learn how this ship works differently than your others
>Other(write in)

>>4246153
Oh fuck, we are Saiyan ODSTs.
>>4246157
>Spend time learning the ship’s layout, you’ll have to memorize it in order to react faster in an emergency
Paranoia thy name is Karn

>>4246157
>>Spend time learning the ship’s layout, you’ll have to memorize it in order to react faster in an emergency

>>4246157
>>Join in loading the ship, perhaps you can speed up the effort with Multiform?

>>4246157
>>Spend time learning the ship’s layout, you’ll have to memorize it in order to react faster in an emergency

>>4246157
>>Join in loading the ship, perhaps you can speed up the effort with Multiform?

>>4246168
>>4246170
>>4246171
>>4246174
>>4246186
Spend time learning the ship’s layout wins, roll me a d100.
DC: 70

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4246194

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4246194

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4246194

>>4246197
>>4246199
So. Fucking. Close.
>>4246207
Oh thank god.

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>>4246207
fuggin clutched it

>>4246213
Damn right hero.

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>>4246197
>>4246199
>>4246207
86/100. Congratulations, you don’t get lost. Writing.

>>4246218
I have saved Karn from momentary embarrassment before we commit genocide.

>>4246222
Trips of truth and good direction sense.

>>4246222
The most important thing really, while killing shit is all well and good, we need to follow certain rules and decorum. We can't just run buck ass naked onto high charity killing shit, that's far too much overkill.

>>4246308
Honestly I just want to give em the Frieza special and nuke them from orbit.

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>>4246157
“I could help load us up, but there’s something more important to do right now.” you tell him. “This ship’s massive, so I’m going to go exploring. In an emergency, I’ll need to be able to move quick.”
“Good idea.” Arctus says, you turning to walk out the door. But as it begins sliding open, he calls out again. “Hey, hold on! Before you go, this could help.”

You turn back, seeing Arctus holding up a small something in his hand. Curious you walk over, Freeza’s distant relative holding out a hand.

“Your scouter.” he says, as if that explains everything. You shrug, handing it over. He plugs the chip in somewhere, tapping the button a few times before ejecting it. He then takes Meloka’s scouter, doing the same before explaining what’s going on. “What I downloaded to your scouters is a map. Pressing the button on your scouter twice will pull up an overhead layout display, showing you whereabouts on the ship your scouter currently is. It’s not perfect, but it’s better than nothing.”

“Hey, thanks!” you say, testing it out. And sure enough, the dot that’s your scouter is showing clearly. “Hopefully with this I won’t get too lost.”
“If you do, just give me a call.” he replies, tapping the side of his head. I can see your scouter’s location as well, but from here I have a lot more information and can walk you out. Just don’t mess with the reactor.”
“Do I look that careless?” you ask him, waving as the two of you leave the command deck. You then turn to Meloka, gesturing out to the hall before you. “Shall we?”
“Let’s go.” she replies, the two of you exploring the ship together. And if there’s one thing you can say about it, it’s that this ship is massive! You spend more than an hour exploring, never seemingly treading the same ground twice, yet never leaving the central sphere. It’s a maze in three dimensions, not helped by the sameness of the halls and your inability to read the signs set up. That’s something you’ll certainly have to address, or at least learn enough of to know what the signs say.

“This place is so damn big!” Meloka says, your wife sounding exasperated. “We’ve been walking for hours, and haven’t even left the center yet!”
“It’s confusing, that’s for sure.” you reply, tapping the scouter to again bring up the display. “But it looks like we’re almost to the hangar entrance on the other side of the sphere, just through this left here.”

But as the two of you near the large automatic door, your instincts suddenly scream out that you’re in danger!

What do you do?
>Rush through the door, charge whatever it is head-on
>Go back-to-back with Meloka, defend each other
>Ascended Berserk, try and intimidate whatever’s lurking around with your full power
>Other(write in)

>>4246327
>Ascended Berserk, send in Dragonforce before we charge in

>>4246327
>>Go back-to-back with Meloka, defend each other

Leaving vote open another ten minutes

>>4246347
Everyone else taking a power nap now?

Peoples sleep schedules can get pretty fucked if you're spending all day inside. Source: Me in highschool.

>>4246351
Looks that way. And are you sure? You just got this ship after all

>>4246327
>>Ascended Berserk, try and intimidate whatever’s lurking around with your full power
Was busy building my OC Karn in Xenoverse 2

>>4246327
>>Go back-to-back with Meloka, defend each other

>>4246356
You actually have school? Ya'll eating?
>>4246357
>And are you sure? You just got this ship after all
About my write in? Yes, stealth fuckboy likely can't damage it with his own Stand, and we can tank anything the splitjaw pulls.
>>4246366
Post pics.

>>4246327
>>Go back-to-back with Meloka, defend each other

>>4246369
Oh my apologies if you thought I was in highschool based on that. I'm the navy anon who pops up from time to time.

>>4246369
I’ll post pics when I can get Broly’s pants to work properly with Saiyan armor

>>4246376
Ah, that makes more sense then.

Rolled 5, 78 = 83 (2d100)

>>4246338
>>4246340
>>4246366
>>4246367
>>4246371
Go back-to-back with Meloka, defend each other wins it. Roll me a 2d100
First DC: 70
Second DC: ??

>>4246378
Fair.

Rolled 59, 23 = 82 (2d100)

>>4246382

Rolled 20, 38 = 58 (2d100)

>>4246382

Rolled 86, 98 = 184 (2d100)

>>4246382
FUCKING SPLITCHIN

>>4246387
FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKER, GOD CAN'T SNEAK UP ON US, YOUR GAPING WRINKED SACK HOLSTER SURE AS HELL WON'T EITHER!

>>4246387
GOOD FUCKIN' MAN

>>4246398
FUCK YEAH MAN!

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>>4246384
>>4246386
>>4246387
86/100, 98/100. Double success, thankfully covers for Meloka’s failure. Writing.

>>4246402
Thank Grandpa Tatsu for our Paranoia bonus.

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>>4246327
“Meloka.” is all you say, your wife not hesitating at your tone. Drawing her dual ki blades she spins, floating back-to-back with you. Neither of you say a word, focusing your senses to try and find whatever set your instincts off. You don’t see or hear anything, and your ki sense doesn’t pick anything out of the ordinary either. The only warning you have is your instincts, and the nagging feeling that you’re in danger. But you can’t pinpoint any apparent threats.
“What do you see?” she asks you mentally. “Something we should warn everyone about?”
“I don’t know.” you reply, also using telepathy. “But we’re being watched. Also, is this hallway getting darker, or is it just me?”
“I thought something was wierd.” she says out loud. “But it is getting darker. Ha!”

Your wife flares her golden aura up, but surprisingly doesn’t affect the encroaching darkness. You suddenly have a really bad feeling about this.

“Huh?” she asks, confused. “It’s still getting darker?”
“This is...” you mutter, something about these encroaching shadows feeling familiar, but what? Looking down, you see the approaching shadows have almost reached your feet. Flaring your own aura up does nothing to the approaching darkness either, it surrounding both you and Meloka in perfect darkness.
“Paint it Black!” an unfamiliar voice calls out. It sounds like it’s coming not from one source, but from the darkness all around you. “This is where you two die.”
“Karn?” Meloka asks, uncertainly as you feel your instincts screaming louder. Clenching your right fist you spin, unleashing your own Stand.

“DRAGON FORCE!!”
“GWRRROOOAAAAR!!”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 129 paused-

>>4246500
>I'm gonna do a sneaky
>YYYYYEEEEAAAAAAHHHH KILLING TIME WOOOOOOOO
Every time.

>>4246500
And that’s it for tonight, everyone enjoying the ride? Ready to face down 「Paint it Black」and see what it can do? Curious as to how it got here, and how you can take it down? All this and more when we resume at noon EST, roughly ten hours from now

>>4246502
Well when stealth has clearly failed, you can either run away, or push forward and try to finish the job.

>>4246505
And you know what a good assassin does? They run away. If you die on the first failed attempt how can you succeed later? Such foolish murderers. Should have backed off and went after life support systems or the reactors.

>>4246524
This user’s goal clearly isn’t to sabotage the ship, else it probably would’ve already instead of fighting you.

>>4246549
Well they obviously want to kill us. And if they didn't they shouldn't have started a fight. This cat's grade A not the brightest shoe in the drawer.

Reading through the thread late, all I can imagine is the vox feed zooming in on karn's face every time he looks confused at all this technology shit
I imagine some small memes will be made of this day

>>4246549
Gotta ask about that Nappa but GD. His hair was less spiky then usual? Is he on the way tp mastering Primal?

>>4246500
Fucking called it.
>>4246505
True, BUT THE DUMBASS KNOWS WHO WE ARE, WHY DOES EVERY IDIOT OUT THERE THINK THEY CAN SNEAK UP ON US?!
>>4246688
Shit, SPACECHAN KNOWS, THEY KNOW WE CAN'T READ!

>>4246724
Might just be getting old.

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>>4246775
>MFW when my parents take away my car for getting an F in English.

IF KARN NEVER LEARNED TO READ WHY SHOULD I, THIS IS BULLSHIT!

>>4246779
Because he can kill someone with his dick. Can you?

>>4246603
His abilities aren’t great for vehicle sabotage
>>4246688
They don’t have cameras inside the Lucrehulk. Yet.
>>4246724
It looked less spiky because there’s less of it.
>>4246775
>why
Because they’re “better” than those that came before?
>>4246779
Ha

>>4246986
>Because they’re “better” than those that came before?
....jesus fucking christ, do these so called "betters" have Zoldyic in their names? No? THEN THEY AREN'T THE BEST, AND IF THE BEST SAY IT CAN'T BE DONE, THEN IT CAN'T BE DONE! Why is it so hard for these retards to understand?
>It looked less spiky because there’s less of it.
Ah, so he is just getting older, makes since, this is around the time he would begin to loose his hair do to age in canon.
>They don’t have cameras inside the Lucrehulk. Yet.
Spacechan doesn't know our weakness, good. Who knows what that concentrated pit of autisim could weaponize with that knowledge.
>His abilities aren’t great for vehicle sabotage
Okay so he's dumber than us and didn't try anything because Arctus would probably notice. That saves us some trouble.

>>4246986
Oh damn, Nappa getting older. Soon enough he'll be a old bald Primal saiyan, with a hobby of making movies and planting bean men

>>4247007
Wait, if he shaves his head like he does in canon, and then goes Primal. Does all his hair grow back only to start receding again, or is it just going to stay, or does it all just fall out like he was taking kemo therapy?

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>>4246500
As you turn you swing your Stand-wrapped fist at a shadowy form you see in the darkness. You found it!

“RRRRAAAAAA!!” you roar, Dragon Force lunging forward. But just before your strike lands, it vanishes into the blackness. “Dammit, I missed!”
“I can’t see anything.” Meloka says to you telepathically, your wife closing her eyes. “I don’t see anything other than you.”
“Focus on finding whoever’s doing this.” you reply. “I’ll try and keep this thing off of you.”
“Well now, it seems you’re just as dangerous as I was warned.” the voice says once more from the surrounding shadows. “But I’m better than to get caught by your little wurm’s bite.”
“Do you hear that voice?” you ask Meloka, again telepathically, which she denies. If she can’t hear it, then it’s the Stand talking and not necessarily the user. So you address it directly. “Alright, come on out. I see you.”

“Hehehehehe, do you really think I’m such an amateur?” the Stand says, you telepathically telling Dragon Force to watch over Meloka while you look ahead to try and cover all angles. “You’re in my world, and there’s no escaping me now.”
“Meloka, you gotta get out of here.” you tell her telepathically as the Stand laughs maniacally. “It’s a Stand, like Jotaro’s or Caulifla’s.”
“What about you?” she asks. “I can’t just leave you here.”
“If you stay, you’re just in danger.” you tell her. “And in the way. I can’t protect you and fight this thing at the same time.”
“I understand.” she says aloud, raising the first two fingers of her right hand to her forehead and vanishing.

“Wait, what!?” it asks, sounding surprised. “Where the hell did the other one go? No one can get out! of this, it’s impossible!”
“You clearly don’t know the most important rule about us Saiyans.” you say, taking your stance. “We fight by our own rules.”
“Bah, no matter!” it says. “As long as you’re in my world, there’s no escape! You’ll never leave here alive!”

Well, what do you do?
>Defend, wait for that shadow to attack again
>Try and walk out of this darkness, getting clear should make battling it easier
>Focus your ki sense to try and find the user to Instant Transmission to
>Pick a direction and charge fist-first, you’re not staying in here
>Instant Transmission to Meloka, get out them try and hunt this thing down
>Other(write in)
30 minute vote

>>4247021
>“Wait, what!?” it asks, sounding surprised. “Where the hell did the other one go? No one can get out! of this, it’s impossible!”
Wait, this stupid fuck doesn't know we can teleport?
>Focus your ki sense to try and find the user to Instant Transmission to
>Telepathy Meloka to hunt around the ship

>>4247021
>Defend, wait for that shadow to attack again

>>4247021
>>Focus your ki sense to try and find the user to Instant Transmission to

>>4247029
>>4247032
>>4247057
Trying to Instant Transmission to the user wins it, roll me a 3d100.
First DC: 60
Second DC: ??
Third DC: 45

Rolled 6, 33, 52 = 91 (3d100)

>>4247063

Rolled 23, 48, 14 = 85 (3d100)

>>4247063

Rolled 35, 73, 34 = 142 (3d100)

>>4247063
HERE WE COME

>>4247065
>>4247073
2 out of 3 is okay. right?

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>>4247070
>>4247073
35/100, 73/100, 52/100. Failure and success, writing.

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>>4247021
You don’t bother responding to its taunts, instead addressing your Stand directly.

“Keep an eye on it.” you tell your Stand, closing your eyes. “I’ll find the user.”
“Understood.” Divine Dragon Force rumbles, you feeling it stretch out from your arm. Bit you shut that sensation out, trying to feel for the user’s ki.
“Closing your eyes?” it asks, the voice still coming from all around you. “So arrogant! You’ll pay for not taking me seriously!”
“GRROOOAAAR!” your Stand bellows, suddenly pulling you around as it charges at something behind you. The sudden spin throws your eyes open, you watching as Dragon Force bites at a shadowy form. It looks vaguely humanoid, your Stand biting clean through an arm. But as it does the shadow retaliates, swiping at your Stand’s head. Dragon Force tries to evade but isn’t entirely successful, you feeling a sudden shock of cold on your arm as it’s hit. Looking down, a huge swathe of your right arm is now pitch-black, the darkness slowly but visibly growing. You look back to Dragon Force, a wide area of it’s scales seem coated in the same darkness.

“AAAHAHAHAHAA! I did it!” the voice calls out triumphantly. “There’s no hope for you now, Saiyan! Once Paint it Black has gotten you with it’s blackness, there’s no escape! You will die, smothered by the blackness! Heeehehehe!”
“Dammit.” you mutter, turning to your Stand. “Can you remove this?”
“I cannot.” it replies. “I tried to destroy the Stand, but my ability didn’t seem to affect it. Defeating the user may be our only option.”
“And they told me to be careful, that you were some great threat!” the voice continues, this bastard’s really pissing you off! “Master will reward me well for your death, yes! And once you’re consumed, you’ll make Paint it Black that much stronger!”

“Shit!” you seethe under your breath, lifting your right hand to your forehead. You have to end this, now! Focusing again on your ki sense, you restrict it to only a dozen or so feet around you. Arctus, Meloka, and the others’ enormously powerful energies can hide far weaker ones, and doubtlessly this bastard’s not that strong. And after a few seconds, sure enough you find it! Just a few feet away, the user’s right there! You focus, preparing to use your Instant Transmission when the shadows scream once more.

“You’re not leaving, this is where you die!” it shouts, but before it can hit you or Dragon Force again, you teleport. One moment you’re in a world of darkness, the next it’s so bright you can’t see. The sudden shift blinds both you and your Stand, but that doesn’t stop your attack. You can sense the user, and that’s enough. This ends now!
cont

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>>4247123
“RRRAAAAAA!!” you roar, swinging your left fist. But instead of hitting flesh, or metal, you hit something cold. You recoil, feeling that familiar sensation creeping up your left arm now as well.
“Nice try, monkey!” the user shouts, this time from only one source. “You may have escaped the Painted World, but you can’t defeat me! Paint it Black, erase him!”
“ACHYA!” the Stand doubtlessly shouts, but you don’t stick around. Leaping backwards, you travel what feels like a couple dozen feet before smacking into a wall. But nothing hits you, your eyes beginning to adjust to the regular world again. You see a scrawny Kig Yar standing next to a shadowy form, a wide arc of what seems to be black paint splashed on the ground between you two. As you watch the darkness begins expanding, slowly but certainly. You can see your opponent now, and that’s no doubt it’s Stand.

But what do you do?
>Rush and attack the Stand, have Dragon Force end this
>Rush and attack the user, have Dragon Force keep the Stand off you
>Death Beam the user, don’t get any closer to him
>Instant Transmission again behind him, and decapitate him before he knows what’s happening
>Keep your distance, try and interrogate the user before killing it
>Other(write in)

>>4247126
>>Rush and attack the user, have Dragon Force keep the Stand off you

>>4247126
>Rush and attack the user, have Dragon Force keep the Stand off you

>>4247126
>>Rush and attack the user, have Dragon Force keep the Stand off you

>>4247123
God I miss our firebreath, that would end this shit quick.
>>4247126
Of course it was a god damned Jackal, why wouldn't it.
>Rush and attack the user, have Dragon Force keep the Stand off you
>Death Beam the Users kneecaps.
Bitch doesn't get to run.

>>4247131
>>4247134
>>4247136
>>4247138
Rush and attack the user, have Dragon Force keep the Stand off you wins. Roll me a 3d100
First DC: 50
Second DC: ??
Third DC: 20

Rolled 73, 31, 15 = 119 (3d100)

>>4247157

Rolled 43, 3, 43 = 89 (3d100)

>>4247157
fug

Rolled 98, 59, 3 = 160 (3d100)

>>4247157

Rolled 90, 98, 93 = 281 (3d100)

>>4247157

Rolled 12, 67, 49 = 128 (3d100)

>>4247157

>>4247164
>>4247167
sorry about the double post i thought i was eating my posts

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>>4247159
>>4247163
>>4247164
98/100, 59/100, 43/100. Success, writing.

>>4247167
This hurts.

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>>4247126
“I’ll take the user, I’m leaving the Stand to you.” you tell Dragon Force. “Let’s finish this.”
“Understood.” your Stand replies, coiling itself tight around your arm in preparation to lunge.
“Protect me!” the user shouts, Paint it Black moving between the two of you. “We need more time!”
“Time’s up!” you shout, launching yoursef forward. The enemy Stand swipes it’s arms, launching an ‘X’ of more of that black substance. You easily dodge it, closing the distance and spinning. “HAAAAA!!”

As you twist around the Stand, you punch towards it with your right hand while kicking at the Kig Yar with your left foot. You feel your foot crushing the weaker being’s chest, the force of your attack actually kicking through him. This seems to shock the Kig Yar, who looks down at his chest curiously.

“W-What?” he asks, you pulling your foot free. The user collapsrs to the ground, you turning to see how Dragon Force is doing. Unsurprisingly it pierced straight through the enemy Stand’s chest, binding it immobile. However, where your Stand it touching is slowly being covered in it’s black liquid-like substance. You can feel it in your arm, but it’s clear this fight is over. Your Stand can end it anytime now, so you turn back to the user. Reaching down you grab it by the collar, lifting it to eye level.
“Alright, talk.” you tell it. “You tell me everything I want to know, and you might live. How many more of you are there?”
“Like I’d tell you-“ the alien being starts, when suddenly it’s eyes widen in shock. Your instincts scream at you in warning, dropping the Covenant being you leap straight up into the air. And not a moment too soon, you seeing one of the Covenant’s blue energy grenades passing through where you were just standing, sticking to the Kig Yar’s face. You turn, seeing what appears to be a creature of the same race as the Covenant’s Truth. As soon as you see him he walks through the doorway, vanishing like he was never there. The hell?

BOOM

The explosion below you obliterates the defeated Stand user’s entire upper body, the Stand melting into sludge in Dragon Force’s grip. With the user dead, the Stand perishes as well. But who was that that just vanished? Was that another Stand and user? You reach out with your ki sense, but don’t feel any unfamiliar ki. The only one you sense is-
cont

>>4246986
In all fairness, there's at least one line outside of the lucrehulk that definitely shows Karn being confused
>With them all loading you turn to Arctus, confused. Why would he make a show of bringing these troops and landing craft?
Say hi to spacechan, Karn!

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>>4247283
“Karn, I’m-huh?” Meloka shouts, then looks around the room surprised. “It’s over already?”
“No, it’s not over.” you say, banishing Divine Dragon Force. “This is just getting started.”

You tell her what all happened and what you saw, your wife getting visibly concerned as you bring up the mysterious teleporter.

“This is bad.” she says worriedly. “If they can just send fighters onto the ship at any moment, we’re in real trouble. What do we do?”

Well?
>Tell Arctus over comms to lock down the ship, try and find that intruder before it can flee
>Telepathically inform Arctus, Freeza and Vegeta, try to collectively figure out what to do now
>Telepathically warn Arctus, have him deploy his droids all around the ship to search for the intruder
>Don’t mention it, but don’t let your guard down either. If they’re gunning for you, you’ll just have to stay alert
>Other(write in)

>>4247290
>>Telepathically inform Arctus, Freeza and Vegeta, try to collectively figure out what to do now

>>4247283
>You turn, seeing what appears to be a creature of the same race as the Covenant’s Truth. As soon as you see him he walks through the doorway, vanishing like he was never there. The hell?
Oh so this is the fucker that can just disappear.
>>4247290
>Telepathically inform Arctus, Freeza and Vegeta, try to collectively figure out what to do now
Is this some Gman type Stand Ability?

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>>4247307
>>4247316
Telepathically inform Arctus, Freeza and Vegeta, try to collectively figure out what to do now wins it. Writing.

And you’ll just have to wait and find out what he is, won’t you?

>>4247378
>And you’ll just have to wait and find out what he is, won’t you?
And I want to kill him already, he didn't even say a word when we had his goon on our boots, then probably knew that we would avoid the grenade. I don't like smart enemies. My Dr. Nefarious ptsd is going to come back.

>>4247395
>I don't like smart enemies
Karn has no smart enemies.
You can't claim to be intelligent and pick a fight with him.

>>4247447
A smart enemy doesn't actually fight, they become a nuisance. A nuisance that doesn't get in punching range.

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>>4247395
KILL HIM RIGHT AWAY!? NO THAT'S TOO GOOD FOR THIS TWIG NECKED VERMIN WE'RE GOING TO KIDNAP HIM AND HAVE MELOKA USE HIM AS THE MAIN INGREDIENT IN A COOKING LIVE STREAM!!! WE'VE EATEN GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS BEFORE AND WE'LL FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!! ALL SUPERCHAT DONATIONS WILL GO TOWARDS HIRING MORE MERCENARIES TO FUCK THE COVVIES HARDER!!

TO PROPERLY COOK SLUG FUCKERS YOU START BY REMOVING THE SKIN WITH A KI BLADE BEFORE POWER HOSING THE BLOOD OFF. THEN YOU BEGIN RUBBING THE VARIOUS SEASONINGS INTO THE EXPOSED FLESH, DON'T BE A PUSSY REALLY SHOVE IT INTO THE SINEW!!! ONCE THE RUB IS DONE BEGIN INJECTING THE SPICY SAUCE DEEPER INTO THE MEAT WITH LONG NEEDLES.

WITH THE PRIMARILY STEPS DONE DECAPITATE THE FUCKER AND START RIPPING OUT THE ORGANS THROUGH THE GULLET!! SET ASIDE THE HEART, KIDNEYS AND INTESTINES FOR A SOUP LATER!! MOUNT ON A SPIT COOK UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN AND ENJOY!!! WHEN WERE THROUGH WITH THE COVVIES THESE BASTARDS WILL BE A DELICACY AFTER THE WAR!!!

No wonder King Cold wiped out that planet of Stands. They’re a real fucking nuisance.

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>>4247485
BY OUR GARGANTUAN BALLS, YOU ARE RIGHT, HOW FOOLISH OF ME! I SHALL GET THE BBQ SAUCE AT ONCE AND PREPARE THE DEEP FRYER, THERE WILL BE NACHO CHEESE DRIPPING FROM THIS BASTARDS EYE SOCKETS WHEN WE ARE DONE!

>>4247502
No, he wiped out the planet of Pillar Men, the Stands thing was coincidental because they had people that could do that.

>>4247485
>>4247504
WAIT, WE FORGOT OUR CRUCIAL CENTER PIECE, THE BOOZE! WE NEED TO GET ARCTUS SO HE CAN HELP US FIND THE PERFECT DRINK PAIRING, and man the camera to live stream to High Charity, AND THEN WE CAN HAVE A TOAST WITH OUR LUNCH WITH HIS FINAL MESSAGE!

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>>4247290
“I have no idea.” you say, watching the blackness spreading across the floor slowly evaporating. You aren’t entirely sure what that darkness would have done to you, but perhaps it’s better not to know. “But this is certainly a problem. We should at least tell Vegeta. Freeza and Arctus too, and see what they think.”
“That’s a good idea.” she says, linking her mind to yours as you telepathically reach out. “We’ve got a problem.”
“Karn?” Freeza asks. “What is it?”
“The Covenant know.” you tell them. “I just battled one of their warriors, and another just got away.”

“WHAT?!” all three think to you, you feeling their combined alarm through the link.
“How? Where?” Arctus asks. “There was nothing living on the ship besides myself and Cooler when we arrived.”
“I’ll be right there!” Vegeta says, you stopping him.
“No, there’s no need. The only one stil here is dead.” you tell him. “But the other one somehow escaped. It walked through a doorway and just up and vanished.”
“This isn’t good.” Freeza replies, worried. “If they can simply bring warriors onto our ship, this will be much harder.”
“I have the motion trackers all set up, but I didn’t think we’d actually need them before we left.” Arctus replies. “So they weren’t on. Dammit.”
“There’s no way we could have known, it’s not your fault Arctus.” Freeza replies. “But now we have to figure out what to do next. We can’t simply abandon all of our hard work, but this is a real security threat. An enemy who can vanish seemingly at-will will be exceptionally hard to take down.”

“We have no choice but to continue.” Vegeta concurs. “We have to end this. Even if we were to abandon our plans, they’ll still be able to attack us at any time. We’ll simply have to remain vigilant.”
“I agree.” Arctus replies. “Now that I know they have a teleporter among them, I’ll have to keep many more of the soldier units active on security detail. This will use a touch more power than originally anticipated, but I don’t forsee that being a problem at least. I’ve already marked your location, Karn, so cleanup is on it’s way. But what will you do now?”

Well?
>Continue exploring the ship, knowing it in and out has suddenly gotten much more important
>Take Dr. White to where the supplies are being loaded, you need to help get the medical bay set up immediately
>Go back planetside, spend the remainder of the time before launch with your kids that’ll be staying behind
>Maybe he’s not actually gone but is only hiding, scour the ship’s interior for any traces of the intruder
>Other(write in)

>>4247545
>Have Arctus walk us through places that could be sabotaged, and explore the ship hunting the intruder. If he really could teleport, then there wouldn't JUST be 2 onboard, and the Covenant would have sent a proper sabotage force.
>Have guards at key points for the ship instead of wandering around
This bastard has to be here, we may not know where, but we just need to limit where the bastard can hit until we can run him down.

>>4247545
>>Continue exploring the ship, knowing it in and out has suddenly gotten much more important

>>4247553
This

>>4247545
>Take Dr. White to where the supplies are being loaded, you need to help get the medical bay set up immediately

>>4247545
>Continue exploring the ship, knowing it in and out has suddenly gotten much more important

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>>4247553
>>4247560
>>4247564
>>4247565
>>4247570
Explore plus write in wins it. Interesting, writing

>>4247545
>>Continue exploring the ship, knowing it in and out has suddenly gotten much more important

>>4247586
I don't like that face, I am very worried with that face.

This update’s taking awhile, it’ll be maybe another half-hour to an hour. But it’ll be the final posts for today’s episode.

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>>4247545
“I’m gonna keep exploring.” you tell him. “With the potential for enemies still lurking about, it’s even more important now that I know this ship inside and out.”
“I’m checking the motion tracker and cameras now.” he tells you. “And the thermal scanner as well. Outside of our people, there’s nothing here. Nothing in the halls, or anything in the closed-off areas either.”
“Closed off areas?” you ask him. “Like what?”
“The main reactors, for one.” he explains. “Those have their own repair bots inside the chamber, as well as security, so I went ahead and sealed that entire area off. If the air pressure within those chambers changes, then I’ll know immediately that someone’s broken in. Same with the engines, life support, and other vital ship functions. They’re completely sealed off from the rest of the ship.”

“Hmph. I underestimated you.” you say, Vegeta and Freeza both mentally disconnecting to handle other business. “Cameras all working too?”
“I’m looking in them now.” he says. “Security droids in those areas are all set to shoot anyone on sight, they’re not capable of differentiating between friend and foe. And everything still looks intact, nothing is out of place.”
“He has to be somewhere.” you reply stubbornly. “You wouldn’t just teleport a single assassin into your opponent’s base. If they can really get in here, then there’s no doubt it brought more.”

“Or maybe that was the goal.” he says, both you and Meloka sharing a confused glance. “They doubtlessly wanted to kill you, Karn. But maybe there’s even more to it than that. They had to have known a single assassin couldn’t take you down. So instead of bringing in a legion of assassins to kill you, they sent in a single one and let it die.”
“Maybe they were just confident?” Meloka asks, you almost feeling Arctus scoffing at her. “What?”
“Karn defeated their single-greatest warrior, the Arbiter, in one-on-one combat.” he tells you both. “They know that Karn a powerful force to be reckoned with. So why send only one assassin after you? And not only that, but you said that the other waited around for you to see him before vanishing. They want you to know, or at least believe that they can attack you whenever. But I doubt that’s the case. Whoever this teleporter is, no doubt their ability has certain restrictions we don’t yet know about. But they want you to be afraid, Karn.”
cont

>>4247679
Sounds juicy, what did you cook up dark lord?

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>>4247716
“Then they really messed up.” you reply, clenching your fists. “Because I’m not afraid of these assholes. All this little stunt did is piss me off even more!”
“Good.” he replies. “Preparations are already more than half finished, just another hour or two before we’re fully loaded up and ready to take off. But in the meantime, want me to talk you through the ship? I saw you two wondering around on the map earlier, I think a guided tour will be more beneficial.”
“Yeah, I think that’ll be for the best.” you tell him. “If they send any more trouble our way, we’d better know our way around.”

“Excellent. Alright, you’re currently in the first right-side loading bay.” he begins, talking you through the ship. For the next couple hours he talks you through the ship, spending most of his time in the core. As it’s going to be your living area for the foreseeable future, you need to know it best. But the ship’s arms aren’t gone over much, as they’re just massive cargo holds. The right arm mirrors the left, you seeing hundreds of thousands of droids all folded up and awaiting deployment on top of those Arctus has already activated for extra security. While in the arms you come across someone unexpected, the head scientist surprising you and rushing right over.

“Isn’t this ship just wonderful?!” he shouts, eyes wide in wonder. “This is an absolute marvel of engineering!”
“Daiko?” you ask, confused. “What’re you doing here?”
“Isn’t it obvious?” he asks, and when you don’t instantly answer continues. “I’m here with my team to make sure everything’s installed correctly! There’s no doubt our current tech won’t exactly match this ancient ship’s receptacles, so I’ll be adapting all of our tech to work on this beautiful wonder of a ship!”
“I-I see.” you say, when suddenly something in the corner of your eye catches your attention. You turn, emerald aura flaring as you’re prepared for a fight, but recognize it as one of the Saldamen. “B7?”

“General Karn! It is good to see you again!” the black Saldaman says, giving you a salute. “I take it you’re ready to go to war?”
“Of course, but why are you here?” you ask him. “Aren’t you supposed to be defending the lab planetside?”
“He’s with us.” Daiko says. “I needed muscle along to help with setting everything up, so I brought him along. “Hey, B7. Why don’t you show the general here that special technique you’ve learned?”
“Of course. HAAAAAAA!!” he replies, clenching his fists. You watch the Saldaman’s deep red aura flares up around him, but as you watch it begins to change. The crimson changes to a shining golden, and with a roar his transformation finishes in a flash of light.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rg9SkfrveM

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 129 End-

>>4247721
And that’s it for this weekend, everyone have fun? Ready to see B7’s transformation, and to get this show moving? Enjoy battling your first of the no doubt many enemy Stands to come? As always we’re archived here http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest, and did you enjoy the op/ed choices?

>>4247721
>You watch the Saldaman’s deep red aura flares up around him, but as you watch it begins to change. The crimson changes to a shining golden
HOW

>>4247721
SUPER

SALDAN

Okay so I read the pastebin, it is Super Saiyan. I say we fight him in base and see just what he can do.

>>4247749
Science!
>>4247759
Ha
>>4247770
You could

>>4247776
Also now that I look at it, I have a few questions.
Who's Yunyun?
Shouldn't Star Platinum's powerlevel be listed along with Jotaro's?
Is Vegeta gonna be going through his last growth spurt soon? I wanna see him actually keep up with our base powerlevel.
What exactly is Karn having trouble with in concerns with force lightning?
Does B7 have Saiyan DNA? Did he get that from us? Can he get Zenkai boosts too?

>>4247721
>“Of course. HAAAAAAA!!” he replies, clenching his fists. You watch the Saldaman’s deep red aura flares up around him, but as you watch it begins to change. The crimson changes to a shining golden, and with a roar his transformation finishes in a flash of light.
Oh my god our son is growing up so fast! New Salda must be proud of her cabbage baby.
>>4247749
SUPERIOR CHAMPION KARN GENES!
>>4247770
We can do that, but right after we need to tell New Salda our son is now just like papa.
>>4247789
>Who's Yunyun?
Megumin's friend and neighbor in the Demon Mage Village.
>Shouldn't Star Platinum's powerlevel be listed along with Jotaro's?
Ostensibly the same as Jotoro's because it's a Stand. It is still a Stand though, so it can stand up to anyone stronger because only a Stand can injure a Stand.
>Is Vegeta gonna be going through his last growth spurt soon? I wanna see him actually keep up with our base powerlevel.
He's about to get his 1ft boost, but he is already stronger than us now.
>Does B7 have Saiyan DNA? Did he get that from us? Can he get Zenkai boosts too?
We knocked up New Salda by accident as the planets Champion, and the orgasm was the old glassed wasteland the Brute City on New Salda was. She got us deep in her literal core, and took our big green deeper inside. He's our son, but he also has Saiba man physiology, so who knows.

>>4247789
Megumin’s friend
No
He’s 17 now, right in the middle of Saiyan puberty. As for base power, he’s got a ways to go.
Correct application. It’s a more technical use, which isn’t Karn’s strong suit.
And who knows? You’ll have to wait and see

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>>4247800
Fuck missed my pic.

MC is too powerful there's no threat to him anymore, he can just kenshiro his enemies and do whatever the fuck he wants, when will the quest end?

>>4247810
Never you rude newfag, shut up and read.

>>4247789
>>4247800
>>4247805
Never mind me then.

>>4247809
Classic
>>4247810
>no threat
Karn isn’t even the strongest being in his own universe, much less the various Time Breakers/Time Patrollers who more than outclass him. As for it ending, well, when we reach an end.

>>4247810
You know, I felt the same way for a while. But you gotta realize that there’s still stronger foes out there, and Stand Users who while weaker, could definitely fuck us up.

>>4247847
Here's an idea I've been thinking on. If we potentially learn to use both on command, could UI combine with Wrath? Since both forms seem to require giving up control for base instincts.

>>4247957
No. Wrath form isn’t running off of your instincts, but rage. Pure, undying rage. Whereas such intense emotion would make utilizing Ultra Instinct’s true power far harder. You’d need at least a dozen, if not hundreds of lifetimes to master such a thing.

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>>4247847
Speaking of Time
Will we meet another certain Time Loli?

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>>4248349
You do not call a little girl a "loli" you turbofaggot.

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>>4248359

>>4248349
The fuck is that?

>>4248359
Good.
>>4248620
MC for the indie game, A Hat in Time.

>>4248629
Never heard of it

>>4248892
It was a small game, even with several large Youtubers playing it, the game was still a small Indie project, and it was apparently just profitable enough to make a second after people Pateron'd it. It's a niche but dedicated fanbase if I remember right.

>>4248892
Its dumb, Ignore it.

>>4248914
All I know is people made porn of it. Which makes me a little uncomfortable.

>>4248967
It's a time witch, that just lives doing whatever she wants, the look is the least of the issue. Though you do have a problem if you feel uncomfortable with a cartoon.

>>4248974
Yeah yeah slippery slope fallacy blah blah high school psychology. Whatever man.

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>>4248974
>>4249000
Oh boy, here we go.

>>4249011
Nah man ain't nobody starting shit. We've all heard it a thousand times anyway.

>>4249011
This>>4249016
Not invested enough in the topic to waste the energy.

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>>4248892
It's an independantly developed platformer in the vein of Super Mario Sunshine.
It's a decently sized game with plenty of mechanical depth and the appropriate level of challenge for casual play at all ages.
The MC, Hat Kid, is also far more endearing than she has any right to be and has proven to be quite popular years after release.
I'd recommend picking it up on Steam if you weren't a console peasant, so you'll have to settle for the Xbox One or PS4 version.
It's $30 if I remember correctly, so maybe wait for a sale if you're unsure.
>>4248967
If it exists, there is porn of it. Nothing can escape it, and the best you can do is ignore it.

>>4249123
>and the best you can do is ignore it.
Or enjoy it, finish the line if you want to use it.

>>4249133
>Or enjoy it, finish the line if you want to use it.
I'm really not sure that's how that line goes.

>>4249145
Pretty sure it isn't

>>4249145
>>4249230
Pretty sure it is. If we were actually honest.

>>4249237
Its not, Go be a loli fucker elsewhere.

>>4249309
I didn't know you could fuck cartoons, did we finally invent that tech? I thought Japan was still working on it.

>>4249329
>He doesn't know

>>4249434
Did they finish already?

>>4248914
Neat.
>>4248948
It’s not the dumbest thing an anon’s posted in one of my threads. Maybe even in this one.
>>4248967
There’s a picture of how Lucrehulks are made, there really is r34 of anything that exists.
>>4249123
>in the vein of Super Mario Sunshine.
Yet another game never played by this qm.

>>4249563
>Yet another game never played by this qm.
Okay, did you play Super Mario 64 then? Because it's also similar to that in terms of gameplay and structure.

>>4249603
Didn’t have an n64 either.

>>4249607
After I force you to sit down at your brand new gaming PC I'm keeping you there until you at least try some of the classics.

>>4249627
Ha. My classics were on the snes, my first console. If that doesn’t date me

>>4249787
>If that doesn’t date me
It doesn't. My house had an N64 well into the 360 era.

>>4249787
>>4249803
pffft, amateurs. i grew up with a Genesis and X360 plugged in at the same time, next to one another

QM UPDATE

Unfortunately, there will be no Saiyan Conqueror Quest this coming Sunday the 17th. So instead of starting a new session on Saturday, we’ll be visiting with Chaya and seeing how everything’s going on her end.

>>4249803
I still have my snes plugged in. First game ever beat was the original Star Fox
>>4250910
>sega
I’m sorry

hey GD can i ask for Paint it Black's stats and abilities looked like?

>>4251460
>>4251688
On the topic, could we have potentially made Paint It Black's user a better deal and hired him as a merc?

>>4251745
He'd probably fear retribution from his overlords, so it would be a crapshoot between greed, fear, and ego.

>>4251754
What's more intimidating, the possible threat of the prophets killing you off for betraying them, or the immediate threat of a very pissed off Saiyan warlord disintegrating you.

>>4251763
It depends on how invincible he thinks Paint It Black is.

>>4251688
Sure.
Power: C
Speed: B
Range: C
Durability: D
Precision: B
Potential: B
Paint It Black is a semi-liquid stand, that attacks by throwing it’s pitch-black liquid that saps the target’s strength the longer it stays on them. The more paint an opponent is coated in, the slower they move and the faster they‘re drained until they’re rendered immobile and helpless. Which is why during the fight he said he needed more time.
>>4251745
No. It’s a bit of OOC knowledge, but he was a notorious criminal in the Covenant’s sphere of influence. Had he killed you, his crimes would have been pardoned.
>>4251754
>>4251763
>>4251853
If you’d spent time talking with him, he would have powered up and drained you by quite a bit

>>4251882
>Paint It Black is a semi-liquid stand, that attacks by throwing it’s pitch-black liquid that saps the target’s strength the longer it stays on them. The more paint an opponent is coated in, the slower they move and the faster they‘re drained until they’re rendered immobile and helpless.
That's it? How long was he going to have to wait with our power level being what it is?

>>4252404
bout tree fiddy

>>4252426
Fair nuff I say, fair nuff

>>4252404
The drain rate is the same regardless of the target’s powerlevel, as it saps by the percentage covered. If either of it’s last two attacks had hit you, it would have slowed and weakened you enough for him to have avoided your retaliation. And the battle would have been much harder. As for his Painted World attack, he’d essentially trapped you inside a paint bubble. Trying to charge through would have gotten you coated, and then quickly incapacitated.
>>4252426
And that’s when I realized anon wasn’t really anon, but a giant crustacean from the Paleolithic Era.

>>4252607
Thank god for King Cold, forcing Cooler to give us the best tool we need to win in life.

>>4252607
Was Wrathful 'Zerker removed from the PL pastebin because we can't feasibly access it, or am I misremembering the fact that it ever was on the bin in the first place?

>>4253018
Wrath is one component of Berserk/legendary iirc.

>>4253018
I too remember it being in the pastebin.

>>4253041
It's a shame that it is so far beyond our reach it ain't even in the bin

>>4253210
It was completely uncontrollable, so I can see why it’s not in anymore. Plus we had to be really fucking angry to achieve it.

>>4252776
As I’d said before, it’s a technique that can break a game like this in two
>>4253018
It’s not on there because you can’t consciously achieve it without outside interference. Like Emerald Oozaru, as you still don’t know the Power Ball.
>>4253029
Not necessarily
>>4253210
>>4253274
It’s not impossible, but it is something you’d either have to specifically spend years working on, or about to lose/just lost someone important.

>>4253445
>Like Emerald Oozaru, as you still don’t know the Power Ball.
AH GODDAMNIT I KNEW WE WERE FORGETTING SOMETHING.
How long before we reach Sanghelios? Do we have anybody onboard who can teach us before we get there?

QM UPDATE

Just wanted to take a moment to explain how this Saturday’s ’epilogue’ will go. It won’t be a usual epilogue, but will instead be one you can vote during, much like a usual thread. But again we won’t be playing Sunday, this epilogue will only last through Saturday

>>4253506
It’s not something I’d recommend trying to learn on the ship. Despite actually having room for an Oozaru in the arm hangars, it’d be all too easy to accidentally destroy. As for how long, not soon. And yes, most of the Saiyans going can use it.

>>4253445
GOD DAMN IT
How many times do we gotta talk about learning the fuckin powerball before we take the three days to actually do it in one of these timeskips

>>4253566
>Despite actually having room for an Oozaru in the arm hangars, it’d be all too easy to accidentally destroy
We should get some shades that block Blutz waves on the visible light spectrum. Is that possible?
>And yes, most of the Saiyans going can use it.
That hurts the most honestly. The majority of fighting age Saiyans have to good sense to learn it while the General of the PTO just kinda forgot.

>>4253571
Why don't we just have it? Not like it's difficult to learn.

>>4253575
In our defense, have we ever needed it? Everyone else not Super Saiyan need Oozaru.

>>4253571
I love the running gag of us just never learning the powerball

>>4253580
It helps on the war front as it makes us an even better force multiplier around other Saiyans.
Speaking in terms of Karn by himself, better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it.

>>4253571
To be fair, it’s never something chosen to work on and it’s not something Karn’s ever needed. When Tatsu started teaching your team, you’d started unlocking the powers of Super Saiyan. Even at it’s weakest, Karnms False Super Saiyan form was twice as strong as Oozaru would be.
>>4253575
You’re standing next to the right guy to ask.
And they need it far more than Karn does, not having the option to multiply their base forms by up to 600x on a whim like he does.
>>4253597
Hadn’t thought of it as a gag before now, but now I can’t unsee it.
>>4253602
Karn’s not that type of leader, like King Vegeta is. He’s more the “hero”, facing down what no one else can

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>>4253620
>And they need it far more than Karn does, not having the option to multiply their base forms by up to 600x on a whim like he does.
Yeah but why not potentially get it to 6000x at some point? Think about it man...unlimited power...

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>>4253620
>it’s never something chosen to work on
Just something we talk about setting a few days aside to learn every single timeskip, without fail

>>4253637
All power is finite. Except the power of autism. That shit'll never run out.

>>4253678
>All power is finite
Fucking that quitter talk bullshit.
We Ningen shall inherit the Universe and there's not a goddamn thing anybody can do about it.

>>4253681
It's a fact dude. You think Karn won't get tired? Or hungry? Or that his body won't just quit after a while?

Stop tapping into the power of tism. You won't like what it does to you. Damn it's too late.

>>4253740
We have gone too far, WE MUST GO FURTHER!