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>>4305149
>Agree to go with Jade

>>4305149
>Agree to go with Jade

>>4305149

>Agree to go with Jade

Here we fucking go. Play our cards right we get 2 cold bolt sluts.

>>4305149
>>Hold off decision until its dusk
we need big think

>>4305150
>>Agree to go with Jade

>>4305149
>Agree to go with Jade

>>4305149
>>Agree to go with Jade
We are doing pretty shit on leading a tribe of Goblins anyways, so this might be a good change of pace.

Everyone wants the kobold cloaca huh?

>>4305217

I want to impregnate a fucking dragon but this will do for now.

Anyone has ANY idea what the attributes for kobgobs will be?

>Agree to go with jade

Kind of nothing really left for us here anyways. Our boys don't want us to lead and Grelob is always going to prioritize his incest babies.

Too bad we didn't get to see our gremlin babies though

>>4305165
>>4305167
>>4305175
>>4305191
>>4305210
>>4305216
>>4305234
>Agree to go with Jade

>>4305176
>Hold off decision until its dusk

Looks like Gobson doesn't want to leave Jade's side. Writing also the rest of the talk.

>>4305234
>>4305149

>Go with Jade
I absolutly agree. But then again we also need a travel disguise. A goblin roaming the streets and citys will be no good.

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>>4305237
Jade is saying she needs you. A Cold Bolt that needs a Goblin, that’s unheard of. In you short life you never thought you were once trying to rape and kill Cold Bolts to helping one on their trip to find another one. You smiled at Jade.

Gobson: “I will go with Jade on this journey.”
Jade: “Really? That’s great to hear Gobson the Grigger, but you’re going to need some clothes. We can’t have you showing off your green skin outside these parts. We’ll reach Newmont by morning if we make good time during our trip.”

Newmont that’s the town where you met a pale orc guy that wanted you to give him a reason to end your life. Following Maglum was reason enough to deem you unfit to live, but Maglum saves. There is also the Newmont pale orc that you met on his horse with his squad. Who wanted you to go to town and live outside in a tent maybe do the same thing like the Dwarves are doing with the goblins. Either way it’s enough to let you know that Newmont can be a dangerous place.

Gobson: “Be careful at Newmont and the Pale Orcs. Don’t talk about gods, one of the Pale Orc wanted to kill me for it. But Maglum saves.”
Jade: “Gobson you don’t have to worry about me. I can take care of myself.”
Gobson: “That’s good Jade but watch out for Pale Orc with Newmont name. So what did Jade do many days ago in the past? With Humie Paladin.”
Jade: “There many stories that can be told about the Human Paladin that I followed. I’ll be brief so you have enough time to get ready for the trip Gobson

She had a different idea what brief was. As you listened to Jade talk how this Paladin name Aron taught her many things about the world. How to read and write Dragonic. Learn about the dangers of the world, but also the kind things about it. How to speak his Humie language, along with some lessons about gods and goddesses, the unseen realm, and other bits and pieces. With this say she parted ways with you, saying she was to prepare some more. Leaving you along for some time before dusk happens.

+15 Lust 75/100 Lust
What do? Time for 3
>Spend some time with the boys
>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance
>Be a Grigger and find some loot to steal from the fortress something small
>Ask Jade for money and see if you can buy some stuff from the Dwarves
>Find the female Dwarf that speaks Gob and (???)
>Find the Fake Dwarf Goblin and (???)
>Figure out a way for the boys to come along
>Figure out if there even is a tunnel to the Underdark to reach the gremlins
>Draw or find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewers
>Tell Jade if you can have one more day in the fort
>Other

>>4305326
>Spend some time with the boys
>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance

>Find the Fake Dwarf Goblin and (???)
Ask if theres any Clothes that the Dwarfs don't want that Gobson could wear

>>4305326
>Spend some time with the boys
>Find the female Dwarf that speaks Gob and (???)
>Draw or find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewers

At least tell our friends goodbye before we go, and ask one to leave a message in the sewers to the gremlins so they go to the surface.

>>4305366
>Find the Fake Dwarf Goblin and (???)
Meant the Fake Dwarf not the female dwarf

>Draw of find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewer
>Spend some time with he boys
>Be a Grigger and find some loot to steal

If we get caught stealing some small shit the worse thing that'll happen is that we get thrown in jail and have to go through the poop hole and meet up with the gremlins again

>>4305358
>>4305366
>>4305379
Not even trying to get the boys in on the fun.


>>4305326
>Figure out a way for the boys to come along
>Be a Grigger and fucking steal some loot
>Find the Female Dwarf and seduce her

>>4305406
Grigga pls, it's for the best.
they like their life, and let's say three griggers are a crowd... especially when they have to be inconspicious.
>>4305358
support

Kobolds are overrated

>>4305432
their lack of gag reflex isn't.

>>4305358
>>4305366
>>4305414
>>4305379
>Spend some time with the boys

>>4305358
>>4305414
>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance

>>4305358
>>4305369
>>4305366
>Find the Fake Dwarf Goblin and (???)

>>4305379
>>4305406
>Be a Grigger and find some loot to steal

>>4305406
>Find the Female Dwarf

>>4305366
>>4305379
>Draw or find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewers

Some time with the boys and finding the Fake Dwarf Goblin is locked in while everything else is tied. I'll be writing, and a vote to use time wisely.

Further Vote Pick 1 (Free can be picked without using action)
>Be a Grigger and find some loot to steal
>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance
>Ask one of the boys to send the gremlins a message (Free)
>Draw or find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewers

> Ask one of the boys to send the gremlins a message
> Be a Grigger and find some loot to steal

>>4305326
>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance

>>4305451
> Ask one of the boys to send the gremlins a message (Free)
>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance

>>4305468
support.

>>4305476
support

I find it interesting, adorable even that I’ve delved into the backlog of this game & experienced a gradual process that has changed from a raunchy tribe running quest with Anons plotting for their inevitable domination of the world into a semi-personal adventure story of a goblin & his kobold girlfriend fighting to survive in a hostile world while being heckled by Anons to start boinking already every step of the way.


>Jade gets immortalized into the halls of /trash/ Kobold general with the appearance of NSFW art & permanently eclipsing gobson in the public perception when?

>>4305451
>Eat all that you can, you don’t know where you’ll get another chance
>Draw or find someone to make a message to the gremlins and dump it in the sewers

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>>4305462
>>4305468
>>4305476
>>4305483
>>4305493
>>4305523
The boys Bits and Prot, they've been with you since the start and now you’re parting ways again. This time on purpose, the other times were not you choice, as you drown, or got captured by a Newmont. You make your way over to their workstation, the guard from before was standing guard as he stared at you.

Gobson: “Hey Bits and Prot! I got something to say.” You said to your goblin friends.
Bits: “Hello, Gobson come to help us work?”
Gobson: “No. I come with something to say. I will not be coming back, I am going on a journey across the lands with Jade I leave at dusk and want to spend some time with my friends before leaving.”
Prot: “Did you even rape Jade once?”
Gobson: “No. What does that have to do with anything Prot.”
Prot: “Either you are gay for Wolf, or you’re hope that Jade gives you the rape.”
This causes a laugh from Bits at the “joke” that Prot made about past events they witnessed. A time when you didn’t check the gender of wolves before taming them.

Bits: “Prot you’re a good joke Goblin. It’s because Gobson never really had a mother goblin to take care of him. So he has a hole inside of him only through a mother’s care and love can fill. He’s only trying to fill this hole with Jade as she is the same in person as Gobson’s mother was.”
Gobson: “You knew my mother?”
Bits: “Knew her in more ways than one.”

Time with the boys was useful and made you happy that you had them go through many trials together. Even if you didn’t talk all that often, you talked with your actions. You find out that Bits did know your mother as he is the fire starter of the old nest, and as such he got to spend some time making sure the fire doesn’t go out. This gave him some time to speak with the ladies, and since your mother was high up in the tribe it was only him, her and you held in her arms. She always talked kindly with Bits when he made the fire, and even gave him some cooked meat favored with salt. He goes on to say that your mother went around the nest with you in her arms, introducing you to everyone. Helping the other goblins learn how to proper and cook food, clean themselves with the same kind of bars that the Dwarf use.

(Cont 1/2)

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>>4305536
He told you that you were the first born goblin of the chief and his wife. Since you were not only the first baby born of your mother but also a chief’s son you were treated and cared for extra well compared to the normal goblins. A brief week of extra care and love from your parents before it was taken away. Prot the small goblin was going to be trained to be a scout for the nest. While he was being trained, he heard talk with the higher goblins of sounds within the walls. When it was time for the goblins to train how to use slings, Prot sneaked out with his friends which included Bits to go spy on the Human village close by and see the females take baths in the water. Which in turn saved them from the attack.

Things about your past were learned and events spent together were talked about before you say your goodbyes even having a hug. They will miss you as you will miss them. You told them to write down a massage for the gremlins that you will be leaving, but when they grow it should be time for the gremlins to meet the Dwarves. They would be happy to meet the half Gremlin half goblin kids. All this talking and leaving the boys forever is making your eyes rain and your stomach hungry. It was time to eat and eat you will.

You walk back into the fortress and head straight for the dining room. Serving yourself three different bowls and a mug of bubble brown liquid, as you sit down on an empty table. Before you start your eating a familiar fake goblin walks in with mug in hand, this time

Fake Dwarf Goblin “Seems like the Griggers is back once again.” He said and looked at the bowls of mushroom stew you have than the mug of bubble juice. “Here to stuff his Grigger face, as he needs to eat all the food he can get as it’s like raping the food. How about we have a drink off, or in Griggers terms, a rape off of how much Ale we can drink.” He said and slammed his mug down at the table turning it with a flick of the wrist allowing you to see a drawing.

This mug holding Grigger has a mug with a drawing of you being killed with an Axe. Dwarves that are in the dining room, talk with themselves and some laugh as they down their drinks. Seems even in Gob they understand when a challenge is being placed.
What do?
>Agree to the drink challenge
>Agree to a challenge but you can pick it
>Agree to a challenge but not drinking something else he calls it
>Say something nice about his mug
>Say something rude about his mug
>Call him a Fake Dwarf Grigger
>Decline (rudely or politely) and go back to eating
>Mug him in the head
>Decline (rudely or politely) and eat somewhere else.
>Other

>>4305539
>Agree to a challenge but you can pick it
>Say something rude about his mug

Love the mug btw

>>4305539
"fuck off Grigger" and go back to eating

>>4305549
Wait no, changing to support >>4305548

And then we challenge him to pick up dwarf chicks

> Agree to a challenge
> Say something rude about his mug
> Tell him if we win we get to shave off his beard

>>4305560
Also this

>>4305539
>Agree to a challenge but you can pick it
>Say something rude about his mug
>Tell him if we win he was to shave his beard

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>>4305548
>>4305550
>>4305560
>>4305586
>Agree to a challenge but you can pick it
>Say something rude about his mug

>>4305560
>>4305586
>>4305564
>Tell him if we win we get to shave off his beard

Gobson: “You are the only Grigger here. I agree to the challenge only if I get to pick it and you get your leaky mug away from my sight.” You said softly standing up from the seat.
Fake Dwarf Goblin only smile smugly. “Seems like the Grigger grew some balls from breakfast to now. Do your balls hide in Kobold Slit? Very well, name the challenge and be quick about it, you’ll rape your mind thinking too hard.” An idea crosses your mind after he insults you again and again.

Gobson: “If we win you have to shave off your beard.”
Fake Dwarf Goblin: “If I win, you take your Grigger ass out of the fortress along with the other two Griggers you hang with.” With the beard being spoken about his anger turned real. Seems like it hit close to home.

What Challenge?
>Craft off. Make the best craft with some materials and limited tools and make into something useful
>Craft off than beat the shit out of each other with the crafts
>Pick up Dwarf Girls (To what base? 1-5)
>Drinking Challenge
>Arm Wrestling
>Eating Challenge
>Swimming Challenge
>Skill (Which one) Challenge
>Punching Challenge
>Dueling Challenge (What weapons?)
>Let a random Dwarf pick it
>Other/Write in

>Eating Challenge
We were already planning to eat a fuckton anyways

>Pick up Dwarf Girls (base 1)
It can lead to funny outcomes

>>4305674
>Let a random Dwarf pick it
SPIN THE WHEEL BOYS

oh yeah how do we deal with our 75 lust by the way

>>4305674
>Javelin tossing

We know that we’re at least ok at this, might as well play to our strengths

>>4305721
changing my vote to this

>>4305674
>Javelin tossing

>>4305716
Max Lust is the easiest/fastest way to level willpower.

>>4305721
Backing.

>>4305685
>Gobson got to eat, so a eating challenge will fuel him

>>4305703
>Pick up Dwarf Girls (base 1)

>>4305721
>>4305728
>>4305725
>>4305736
>Javelin tossing

Looks like Javelin tossing wins. But will Gobson win?

>Roll 1d20. Bo3 (+1 Due to Dex being 2)

>>4305736
Should we really test it, though? We didn't attack Jade last time, but that doesn't really exclude us from the next time.

Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>4305743

Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>4305743

>>4305751
>>4305752
oh no

Rolled 13 (1d20)

+1
all up to this boys

Rolled 20, 8, 7 + 1 = 36 (3d20 + 1)

>>4305751
>>4305752
>>4305754
>14

Rolling for the Fake Bearded Dwarf

>>4305759
We’re fucked

A 20 shiet

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>20
welp

>>4305759
Oh shit, that 20
Hopefully we can convince our boys Bits and Prot to join us on our adventure

>>4305770
Bits, Prots, Jade and Gobson? That sounds like a solid adventuring party

damn we should have said best of three

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>>4305674
Damn Anons I can't believe you simped out for Jade and abandoned the OG crew.

QM can we lose on purpose? Get the gobs to come with us on our journey? And roll to get the dwarf to join our party with our CHA? It'd be such a shame to lose Bits and Prots after all we've been through together, not to mention how skilled they are.

If we get the dwarf he can teach bits whatever he wants to know. We can come back for the gremlins whenever or swing by on the way out

>>4305744
Don't really have a choice for training up willpower anon.

>>4305815
I'm more in shock that we are doing EXACTLY what the QM EXPLICITLY warned us against. That gobs are weak unless in great number. Quantity is the rule for gobs. Which is why we lose so badly. Not enough gobs to throw at the problem. That we are so weak that numbers are a necessity. Yet...here we are. Fuck.

>>4305815
Grigger we lost. The beard goblin got a Nat 20

Eh I don't really see it as abandoning the OG crew. I see it as more of a journey to get stronger and becoming a better leader. We weren't really getting anywhere trying to improve ourselves with the tribe, we just knocked ourselves out swimming and weight lifting and shit. I think Gobson going on a journey will help him expand his horizons and become someone who Bits and Prot want to lead them over Grelob.

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>>4305751
>>4305752
>>4305754
>14

VS

>20 CRIT SUCCESS

A challenge that you can win, something you have skill in. You think for a bit and settle on some Javelin tossing. You let the Grigger know about the choice you have settled on.

Gobson: “A game of Javelin tossing. Three Javelin, whoever gets them the closest to the center of a target wins.” Once said he strokes his beard thoughtfully as he eyes the surrounding Dwarves that are watching this unfold.
Fake Dwarf Goblin: “You’re on Grigger. We’ll have Etra come to act as a translator since your Grigger. kind can’t speak Dwarf.”
Gobson: “Alright. I’m ready to see you shave that rape hair off your head.”
With that line you then followed him to the area of where the challenge is happening. There is a crowd of Dwarves filing in as they see two goblins go head to head. Then the female Dwarf comes over, is her name Etra?

Etra?: “Hello Gobson and Bëmbul. I hear there is a bet between this match.”
Bëmbul: “Correct Etra. This Grigger. wants me to shave my beard if he wins and I get to kick him and his two Grigger friends if I win.”
Etra: “Alright. These are the terms of the bet, do both of you agree?”
Bëmbul and Gobson: “Yes.”

With these words she departs and soon the javelins are out. A Dwarf dressed in very pretty clothes comes out wearing a lot of gold and silver. A Dwarf by his side pulls out a pick of a thin sheet and starts reading from it. The only words that you know from the Dwarf were Cogalek and Medtob Edzulåblel as you heard the words before. When the Dwarf spoke many Dwarves touched their beards and a hint of fear can be seen in the eyes of some. After all is said and done Etra speaks once more.

Etra: “The Baron accepts the terms and your friends will be brought forth to watch as their future depends on it.” Damn you were expecting an informal match, not all this. Guess the shaving of even a fake beard brings attention with the Dwarves.
Etra: “Bëmbul began with the first throw.”

Bëmbul is without words as he picks up the javelin weighting it in his hands. With one swift movement the javelin is in the center. You are next to go and you see Bits sweating, and Prot watching intently at Bëmbul movement and trying to copy them. You pick up your Javelin and let it loose, It’s in the inner circle and close to the center. You just have to win the next two and you can win. Bëmbul picks up his next javelin and once again hits the center. You just need to hit your next two in the center and you can tie the match.

(Cont)

>>4305923
You pick up and throw, it didn’t go to the center. Bits is raining from his eyes, Prot is shaking his head and pointing at Bëmbul form as he picks his last javelin and once again hits the center. Cheering, laughing and slapping of hands filled your ears, as Bëmbul was thrown up by the Dwarf crowd. He looks like he’s raining tears of joy, while Bits tears of sorrow. Before you can go see Bits and Prot they are taken by the guards out of the fortress. The baron smiles and waves goodbye to you as the guards come, you see Jade in the crowd as she is trying to free herself from it.

You are tossed out of the fortress where Bits and Prot are waiting for you to show your face. Before getting a word in, Bits explodes into anger. Yelling for everyone to hear with Prot behind him with his arms crossed silently judging you. The guard from before stands watch to see if anything goes bad.

Bits: “Grigger! You can’t just ruin your own self with your Griggerness! You got to spread your Griggerness wide and far ruining other goblins with your trip to being a fullGrigger!
Before you say anything he tackles you to the ground. Prot moves quickly and is standing above you, with Bits ontop of you. Looks like they want to beat you for your actions.

What do?
>Let them punch and kick you. The guard will do his job to keep the peace.
>Fuck that shit, give them a beat down
>Other

>>4305926
>Fuck that shit, give them a beat down
I TRIED

>>4305926
>Let them punch and kick you. The guard will do his job to keep the peace.
If we beat them up, we'll have less of a chance to recruit them to the party

>>4305926
>Other
Break free, but don't hurt them. Try to convince them that this is a good thing, as they can travel with us, see the world and learn more than what the diggers can offer
Also mention to them about what Jade told us about HORSE PUSSY

Once we come back from our journey we're definitely killing that fake dwarf grigger

>>4305926
>Fuck that shit, give them a beat down

>>4305939
Support.

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>>4305939
>>4305945
Support

>>4305939
Change my vote to support this

>>4305926
A reasonable Goblin forced to do unreasonable things

>>4305939
Support this 100%

We are fucking terrible at rolling

>>4305928
>>4305967
>Fuck that shit, give them a beat down

>>4305939
>>4305971
>>4305987
>>4305988
>>4306000
>Other Break free, but don't hurt them. Try to convince them that this is a good thing, as they can travel with us, see the world and learn more than what the diggers can offer mention the secrets of the world to them.

Looks like Gobson doesn't want to get his shit kicked in, and wants to bring his friends on a adventure trying to find mysterious creatures that exist.

>Roll 1d100. Bo3. (+5 Due to Charisma, +5 Due to Appealing to Bits and Prot nature)

>>4305987
Based

Rolled 43 + 10 (1d200 + 10)

>>4306010
PRAISE MAGLUM

Rolled 40 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4305987
This turns my third leg hard and green
>>4306010

Rolled 60 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4306010
Maglum pls

Rolled 93 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4306010

Rolled 15, 7 + 3 = 25 (2d20 + 3)

>>4306017
>>4306022
>>4306024
>>4306028
>Roll me 1d20+1 Dex
For Gobson roll

Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>4306034

Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>4306034

Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>4306034

>>4306036
>>4306038
>>4306042
>the roll is just 1 greater than that roll
we are so shit so fucking much but one day we will be one man gob
we will have the stats that rivaled a average D&D character

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>>4306036
>>4306038
>>4306042
>19 vs 18, 10 Dodged

Fuck getting beat up by you friends even if you deserve it for being acting like a Grigger. You push Bits off and roll away from the kick. You stand up and jump back.
Gobson: “HORSE PUSSY!” With that word alone they stopped in their tracks. “Jade is leaving the fortress and our trip will include many wonderful things. Many races to rape, Centaurs are Humie but with horse body.”

Bits rage is stopped as his interest is perked. Even Prot ears perk up when you see these words.
Bits and Prot: “Go on.”
Gobson: “Jade told me many things about the race, including the races of the world. You know of Cold Bolt, Goblin, Gremlin, Humie, and Dorf. But there are many more things, Elves, Beast men, Orges, Trolls, Lizard people. Centaurs have a horse bottom, and a humie top.”

Bits “So Centaur can speak and have the best thing about Humie female and horse female?”
Gobson: “Yes.”
Prot: “Centaur female or horse female they never stop talking.”
Bit mood is lifted from Prot jokes even some goblins that are overhearing what is being heard start sniggering as they go about their work. You smile and hit them with the one two.

Gobson: “You can meet Centaurs and maybe more Dwarves in our travels. We’ll all get stronger, and become better goblins together. A moving tribe.”
Bits: “Shut the fuck up you Grigger. about tribeing with you. You are the Grigger that got Stone and Urm killed by your Grigger leadership. I should have tossed you into the fire as a baby when I had the chance.” That hurts, you never wanted to see them be killed by your hands. In the silent you hear the guard at the guard say something before Bits calmed down and spoke once more.

Bits: “Prot and myself will follow Jade on her journey. But I want a Centaur mate or get a Dwarf to teach me crafts, and Prot.”
Prot: “Prot doesn’t have a mate in mind yet. So give me your bow and equipment for traveling.”
Gobson: “Well, I’ll have to talk about this with Jade but I’m sure we can get the supplies we need before Jade leaves the fortress.”

Guard Dwarf “Griggers pick up mug or leave.” Is the words you heard behind you. Under the helmet you see a smirk, you and the others cross the gates of the fortress into the outside world. Once out Bits and Prot move away from you and wait in the shade of the wall. They don’t seem to want to talk with you.

+2 EXP Level 0: Dodge 4/5
What do? Pick one
>Wait for Jade
>Sneak back in
>Gather sticks for the boys
>Other

>>4306084
Poor Gobson has good intentions but always fucks up.
>Gather sticks for the boys
>Gather mushrooms, fruits, etc, something to eat and share with the boys

>>4306084
Prot is neutral to us, but Bits is feeling a bit hostile. We need a way to win back their loyalty. I suggest we let Bits have our bow as a peace offering, to either use or reverse-engineer. Also let them know we will let them have first pick of mates, and we'll do everything in our power to help them achieve that

>>4306111
>we will let them have first pick of mates
they both pick jade, and spitroast her

>>4306125
Thinking Jade will settle for Bits or Prot

>>4306084
>Gather Sticks for the Boys
>Wait for Jade

>>4306084
>Gather sticks for the boys

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AYO WHERE THE KOBOLD WOMEN AT

>>4306084

>Gather sticks for the boys

Bits is a bitch.
Prot is a neutral bitch

We should not give prot our bow to prot he can ask his bitch lover to make one for him. Besides, we worked hard in the gremlin cum mines for that thing.

>>4306084
After gathering the stuff for the boys we must acknowledge our mistake.
>Apologize for being a grigger

>>4306148

We cant apologize to lesser goblins. We must be the alpha gob.

>>4306110
>Gather mushrooms, fruits, etc, something to eat and share with the boys

>>4306111
Prot is neutral to us, but Bits is feeling a bit hostile. We need a way to win back their loyalty. I suggest we let Bits have our bow as a peace offering, to either use or reverse-engineer. Also let them know we will let them have first pick of mates, and we'll do everything in our power to help them achieve tha

>>4306137
>>4306129
>>4306132
>>4306110
>Gather Sticks for the Boys

>>4306148
>Apologize

Sticks for the boys. Writing

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>>4306175
Sticks for the boys, just the thing to protect themselves from the wilds while traveling. You walk out in the wilds and find suitable branches and since you already have a sharp rock in your bag you make quick work on the spears. Not the best, but also not the worst. You walk back to Bits and Prot with the sticks at hand. They without words grab the sticks. Soon Jade comes walking out of the fortress as the sun goes down over the mountains. She walked up to you and began speaking.

Jade: “Bits and Prot are not going back to their nest?”
Bit: “This Grigger here promise us some Centaur Pussy, and we aim to get it.” He says and walks up not looking at you, he just looks at jade. “From now on, me and Prot are going to follow you in your journey, and thank you Jade for all that you have done for us in the past month.”
Prot: ”Where are we headed off first?”

Jade: “Our first leg of the trip is to the town of Newmont. We’ll be getting supplies there before we head out. You guys are going to need it if you’re going traveling out in the open road.”
Gobson: “Newmont! Ther-”
Bit: “Shut the fuck up you Grigger! Prot and myself will gladly follow you to Newmont. If the Grigger doesn’t want to come, leave him.” Bit said and Prot nods his head with his arms crossed. Jade seems to sense the tension between you and the boys but choose not to push on it.

Jade: “Alright. Let’s go, the town of Newmont handles goblins regularly, and as long as the rules are followed no harm will befall anyone.” This was met with a comment from Bit. “Watch this Grigger! mess it up.” Sniggering was heard as you avoided it and started walking down the road.

What do? Trip will take a day of walking. Ie Dusk to Dawn
>Learn Dragonic on the trip
>Power Walk to get to the town faster
>Do something about Bits and Prot bitching (What?)
>Ask/talk with Jade about something (What?)
>Don't go to Newmont with them
>Silent
>Pray to Maglum and ask/say (What?)
>Other

>>4306217
>Learn Dragonic on the Trip
>Prot can keep a lookout
I wonder what happened with the Kobold and Goblins slaves we saw on the road.

>>4306217
>>Learn Dragonic on the trip

>>4306217

>Learn Dragonic on the trip

Though we have to do something about those two griggers soon. If they cant love us they must fear us.

>>4306217
>>Do something about Bits and Prot bitching (What?)

We need to do something, but I am not sure what. I think we should give Prot the bow, but Bits would be then even more unhappy as he gets nothing.

>>4306283

If we give the bow we get arrows in the back. I think show our use for now. Show jade prefers us. Maybe something with maglum. And in extreme cases we can do rape

We should keep our Lust in check.
Last time we hit the 100 everything went crazy.
If this happens in Newmont we are dead for sure.

>Do something about Bits and Prot bitching (What?)
> Find them goats to rape
Bits and Prot love their goats, I'm sure finding them one or two goats to rape would really cheer them up.

>>4306217
Learn the concept of Tine during the trip
I feel this would be more useful than draconic right now.

>>4306374
meant
>Learn the concept of Time on the trip

>>4306233
>>4306234
>>4306244
>Learn Dragonic on the Trip

>>4306233
>Prot can keep a lookout

>>4306283
>Do something about Bits and Prot bitching (What?)

>>4306374
>Learn the concept of Time on the trip

Looks like Gobson is going to increase his skills in Dragonic. I'll get out a new pastebin filled with the party stats, equipment. Since it's looking like all four of them are going on a trip. Here a quick overview of the party

>People/Resources
Gobson (1.5W) (0A) (8HP) 75/100 Lust
Cha 2, Dex 2, End 1, Str 1, Int 1, Will 1, Wis 1, Luck 0
Bits (1W) (0A) (6HP)
Cha 1, Dex 1, End 1, Str 0, Int 3, Will 0, Wis 2, Luck 0
Prot (1W) (0A) (6HP)
Cha 1, Dex 3, End 1, Str 0, Int 1, Will 0, Wis 2, Luck 0
Jade (3W) (1A) (6HP)

>Tools/weapons/Armor
Sharp Rock Tool
3 Loin-Cloth (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped)
Reed bag (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped)
3 Wood spear (Shoddy Quality) (Equipped)
Copper Bow (Superior Quality) (Carried)
Jade Lot/Unknown to Gobson and friends

>Roll me 2d100. Bo3 (Learning Dragonic)

Rolled 77, 2 = 79 (2d100)

>>4306479

Rolled 73, 23 = 96 (2d100)

>>4306479

Here is the CUM

Rolled 6, 28 = 34 (2d100)

>>4306479

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>>4306530

Rolled 68, 44 = 112 (2d100)

>>4306479

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>>4306490
>>4306496
>>4306530
>77, 28

Dragonic with Jade is how you’ll spend the trip to Newmont and when you start the semi lessons. You are not interrupted by Bits or Prot for the first half of the trip. When you get stuck on a word and keep messing it up, Bits calls you Grigger under his breath. That lesson soon falls apart after that, and the rest of the trip is spent in silence. A rather uneventful trip without travelers as it's the middle of the night, but with night sight which all of you have it's walk-able.

* * *
Soon the town walls are in view, and from this distance you can see three skulls on pike and the person on guard is one of those Pale Orcs.
Jade: “Here's the town, now let me handle the guard he knows me.”
Bits: “Go on ahead, we’ll make sure the Grigger doesn’t do anything he’s not supposed to do.”

Looks like Jade is going to try to allow you guys in. Maybe you can help her and prove to the Pale skin you and your goblins are not Grigger. Looking closer on the pikes, you think there are skulls of Orc, they seem to fit the shape and the pointed teeth.

+1 EXP Level 0: Dragonic 17/50
What do?
>Let Jade handle it
>Go with her and say nothing
>Go with her and say things
>Run through the open gate and hide inside the town
>Other

>>4306615

>Other

Tell bits that if he calls you a grigger one more time you are going to curse him in Maglums name, but be sure to whisper as the pale orcs dont like him.
Let jade handle the orciboy

>>4306615
>Let Jade handle it
If we see that she's having trouble let's help her.

>>4306615
>Let Jade handle it

>>4306624
I’m as sick of Bits as much as anyone else, and definitely think that we need to put him in his place soon. But now isn’t the time, we’re on thin ice with Newmont as it is

>>4306615
>>Let Jade handle it

>>4306624
grigga pls, why would we do that in this situation?

with our recent luck with rolls we'd prove Bits right, by fucking up everything again like the dumb grigger we are.

>>4306682

DONT TELL ME IM A FUCKING GRIGGER WHITE BOY

>>4306682

Seriously though theyve gone violent on us before and they will only escalate until either we or one of them gains supremacy.

rape bits like we raped the wolf, that's how we got the wolf to like us.

>>4306697

Supporting this for later. Its only gay if you receive it anyway r-right guys?.

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>>4306624
>Other

>>4306626
>>4306635
>>4306666
>>4306682
>Let Jade handle it

You watch Jade backside covered with a long hooded Cloak as she walks to the guard. You peak up your ears to hear what is being said from your and the guard. Even Bits and Prot are listening in on what’s being spoken.

Yagnar “Hello Jade, it’s your good friend Yagnar. Are those good friends of Jade?” With the sound of his voice, the name that he calls himself and the usage of good friend, you figure out it’s one of the Origger from before. You feel unease but keep your distance, trusting Jade

Jade: “Hello Yagnar that’s right. These goblins and myself are going into town to buy some supplies. That wouldn’t be a problem right?”
Yagnar: “Right you are, good friend. Say those goblins look familiar had Yagnar seem them before?”
Jade: “I wouldn’t know that, but maybe they can tell you. We have some business to do in town.”

Yagnar: “Good luck good friend Jade.” He says and calls over to you and the others. “Hey good friend Goblins, does Yagnar know you. You look familiar!”

Oh shit he’s looking at you and the boys with a wide smile on his face. With a big spear in his hands, and Jade is waiting for you inside the town. The boys are walking to him, as you think of what to do.
What do about Yagnar?
>Walk up tell them he’s the Origger that killed Urm, knocked out Prot, and left you to get killed by a goat.
>Walk up and tell him you are just a goblin
>Walk up and walk into town without saying nothing
>Ask him what happened with the other Origgers
>RUN AWAY
>Other

>>4306709
>>Walk up tell them he’s the Origger that killed Urm, knocked out Prot, and left you to get killed by a goat.
Fuck him

>>4306709

>Other

My mother was a prostitute, an enormous slut so to say. So many orcs came, i dont remember you, but you might have seen me at the brothel, perhaps?

>>4306709
>Walk up and tell him you’re just a goblin

Better to play it safe instead of getting everyone killed

We should make sure Bits and Prots don’t say anything crazy either

>>4306709
>>Walk up tell them he’s the Origger that killed Urm, knocked out Prot, and left you to get killed by a goat.

This is honestly a terrible idea but fuck that origger

>>4306709
>>Walk up and tell him you are just a goblin
>All goblins look the same
>nothing to see here orcfficer

>>4306709
>Walk up tell them he’s the Origger that killed Urm, knocked out Prot, and left you to get killed by a goat.
>Fuck you ORIGGER kill yourself
Fuck this origger

>>4306709
>Walk up and tell him you are just a goblin
Revenge will come in time, for now let's gather supplies and be prepared. Better not get ourselves and our buddies in even more trouble.

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>not one decision later and we're already about to screw ourself again
Gobson's just too chlorophylated for logic.

>>4306709
at this point, since we're about to risk it all we might as well ask
>Ask him what happened with the other Origgers

>>4306714
>>4306719
>>4306726
>Walk up tell them he’s the Origger that killed Urm, knocked out Prot, and left you to get killed by a goat.

>>4306717
>>4306721
>>4306715
>>4306737
>Walk up and tell him you’re just a goblin/mother was a whore

>>4306751
>Ask him what happened with the other Origgers

Gobson wants to tell off the Origger but got to keep his cool

>Roll me 1d100 Average of best 2 rolls out of 3. (+5 Due to charisma) (Medium, since Prot and Bits change slightly compared to you)

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4306772

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4306772

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4306772

Rolled 31 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>4306772

>>4306780
That’s too close for comfort

>>4306780
>my abysmal luck carries over from past thread

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>>4306774
>>4306783
>>4306780
>78

You know what to do with this Origger. You walk ahead of Bits and Prot and begin laying down the honey words for Yagnar to hear.
Gobson: “Hello Yagnar was it? Me and these goblins are just normal goblins. A mistake that other races normally do, as goblins look alike.” It seems to done the trick and convinced him that is until you see Bits smirk and open his Grigger

Bits: “Don’t listen to this Grigger Yagnar. He’s the same one that caused our tribe to get killed by your group of Orks.”
Yagnar: “Yagnar is sad that happened to you good friends.” He said and started raining from his eyes.
Yagnar: “Yagnar asks for forgiven, Yagnar told the Origgers no killing. Origgers did not listen, they killed a goblin friend, Urm just wanted to show off his nest like a good friend. Yagnar turned in Origgers my good friends are dead, their skulls are the only thing left of my good friends.”

Is what he said between the increasing loud sobs, barely understandable Bits and Prot made their way inside the town. Leaving you alone with him as water rains from his eyes.
+1.5 EXP Level 2: Diplomacy 0/20 EXP

What do?
>Say something kind, (What?) and find Jade and go get geared up
>Call him a Origger hurt him more as he cries
>Don’t say anything and enter to find Jade
>Fucking stab him with your shitty wood spear while he’s crying
>Other

>>4306858
>Say something
Apology is accepted, we appreciate you getting justice

>>4306876
+1

>>4306876
>Hello
+1

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>>4306876
This
We got one Kobold right now that's orange, we got to collect all the colours of the rainbow. A Kobold, A colour

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>>4306876
>>4306882
>>4306885
>>4306912
>Apology is accepted, we appreciate you getting justice

You feel for Yagnar the Origger that turned over his friends. The Origger that killed Urm is dead, at least some justice is in the world. It was a decision that Yagnar probably made with a heavy heart, and will affect him for the rest of his life.
Gobson: “Apology is accepted. We appreciate you getting justice.”
Yagnar: “Yagnar Will not rest goblin, Yagnar will be the best friend.” His rain lightens up, his eyes full of determination.

Before you question it, you walk inside where Jade and the boys are waiting for you. Jade had her hood on, and her wig.Even with your normal attention to Jade your eyes are off her as you see the massive settlement. Male and Female of all kinds are walking along the dirt roads, Horses are just tied up right outside the large building waiting to be raped. Female Humie walk without Male Humies to protect them. It was enough to get you going as your head between your legs override the head on your shoulders.Jade words are just a blur as you eye your prey.

+25 Lust: Lust 100/100
What do?
>PRAISE MAGLUM
>Hop on a horse and ride it
>Hop on a Female Humie
>Public Indecency
>RUN AWAY

>>4307252
>PRAISE MAGLUM

>>4307252
>"there is something i must do ill be back"
>run away to beyond the walls
>masturbate

i knew this shit would happen one day

>>4307252
>PRAISE MAGLUM
Still didn't let us down. We just need to praise him further and our lust will leave our body

>>4307256
i also forgot
>go behind a bush
keep annoying maglum will probably increase our already long debt so we dont want that especially we dont know where to put them other than the "blessed blood" tribe

>>4307256
Changing vote to support this.

>>4307252
>RUN AWAY
Damn it this is what we get for not finding a she wolf or something.

>>4307256
>>4307270
>>4307275
>"there is something i must do ill be back"
>run away to beyond the walls
>masturbate

>>4307261
>PRAISE MAGLUM

>Roll me 1d100. Average of best 2 of 3. (+3 due to Willpower)

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4307288

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4307288

what does that average of best 2 of 3 means

>>4307300
Three rolls are made. The best/highest 2 rolls of the 3 rolls will be averaged. I use it for medium difficult stuff, depending on what's pick that either lower or raises the DC.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4307288

>>4307292
>>4307306
fuk...
horsepussy

>58.5 +3
>61.5
thats at least not worse i guess

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>>4307252
Ok I feel really bad for Bits. Anons don't go too hard on him, Gobson was a total grigger just now and you know it. Bits was excited about the labor camp because he'd learn craftsmanship from the dwarves. We need to make up for the opportunity we lost for him by finding someone to teach him stuff. Jade probably knows some stuff about it, so we should ask her to teach him. Or maybe ask Yagnar, it's a long shot with him but who knows, he owes us one.

Bits is really bitter about our leadership, which I don't think was all that bad, for the most part. There's no way Grelob was better than us. But if he can't see that we'll just have to be even better than we were before. No matter how annoying be is, Gobson is only going to apologize and try to make things better. Bits is like an uncle to Gobson, but Gobson is stronger than him now. That doesn't mean Gobson shouldn't respect him though.

We definitely need to apologize though, Gobson has messed up a lot in the past but Bits and Prots stuck by him. We need to remember that. I think a lot of Anons joined this thread recently and don't get the history or are just simping after Jade. Like seriously why on earth did we agree to that bet? That was so dumb and a total grigger move, especially when you consider it from Bits' perspective. Bits doesn't hate us, he's just really angry at us and we need to react maturely to make up for our recent idiocy. On the other hand, I don't think Prots really cares either way, so we should focus on Bits for now, but let both of them know Gobson is sorry and grateful. Bits has helped us out a lot and is super useful. Gobson knows that a lot better than Grelob.

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>>4307292
>>4307306
>>4307290
>67 Passed

You don't have time, you can't waste anymore time. You got to rape now or black out like last time.
Gobson:”DO BACK!” You yell to the others as you make a mad dash back out the entrance. You don’t see Yagnar as your eyes and mind were hyper focused on one thing. You see a bush and dive behind it rip off your loincloth and rape your dick.

* * *

With the deed done, you lift yourself up, readjust your loincloth and head back into town. No longer the thoughts of Jade and horse filling your mind. You got to give yourself a hand or two. You kept up the no rape for a long time for being a goblin, you didn’t take much time so the group was waiting outside a place. Bits and Prot were eying up the horses roped outside the building, Prot was staring at the undercarriage of the horse.

Jade: “Alright everyone Gobson back. Let’s enter the shop and remember what we talked about. You can’t steal or rape, we have to pay for the things we’re going to get.”
Goblins “Yes. Jade” The goblins answer and we enter behind Jade. Bits was amazed at the amount of stuff that is in the shop he goes and checks out the tools, Prot goes quickly to where the bows are at. While me and Jade have a little talk before walking up to the man behind the counter.

Jade: ”Gobson we need supplies for the trip, you’re going to help me buy the stuff, just tell me what you think you and the others may need. You know goblins and know what they need.”
Gobson : “Gobson will help Jade.” With that she smiled and went to the Hume with greying blonde hair and a beard. and you follow close behind. He takes his eyes off the other two goblins and greets the Cold Bolt warmly.

Humie Shop owner? “....Jade....Griggers?”
Jade: “...Gobson Bits and Prot the .Griggers...”
After waiting for a while as they talk Jade explains that coins are money, and she has three different sets of coins. The silver coin is worth 10 bronze coins, and 1 bronze is 10 copper, 1 Copper is 1 Tin. You don't ask what the names mean. And then goes on to explain more things, looks like the shop owner doesn’t care how long you take in his store when he eyes the amount of money Jade has

Jade has 30 Silver, 20 Bronze, and 14 Copper. She is willing to spend most of the money for you and the goblins. She gives you some choices from what things should be picked and lists some prices from the shop. She picks out what she feels is best for the group, it's more about equal share of wealth, but do the Griggers really deserve that? Maybe you can cheap out on the others to buy yourself some better gear.

(Time to buy stuff time)
(Cont)

>>4307351
Here is the pastebin with all the costs that Jade said to you. So you know the names, price, and everything else is unknown unless asked.
https://pastebin.com/gtJWPxMV

You can pick from the list and make Gobson have the most stuff or spread it out. Jade already bought all the shit she needs.
Jade Picks (Cost, # of items, What item is) Starts with 321.4 Bronze
>Armor
30 Bronze (3) Leather Arm Greaves
15 Bronze (3) Padded Armor
90 Bronze (2) Leather Breastplate
30 Bronze (2) Leather Helmet

>Weapons
46 Bronze (2) Spear
15 Bronze (3) Cudgel
12 Bronze (1) Quiver
4 Bronze (1) Arrows (20)

>Traveling gear
12 Copper (3) Light Rope (50')
4 Copper (2) Thread (50 Yards)
10 Bronze (3) Hooded Cloak, Woolen
30 Copper (3) Leather Belt
48 Tin (6) Belt Pouch, small
84 Tin (6) Belt Pouch, Large
6 Bronze (3) Small Leather Backpacks
30 Tin (30) Rushlight (1Hr)

>Healing and stuff to not smell like shit, piss and cum
3 Bronze (1) Sutruing needle, Curved
5 Bronze (1) Surgical Knife
30 Copper (3) Bandages, Linen (30')
21 Copper (3) Coarse Soap

>Food and Water
6 Copper (3) Canteen (1pt)
9 Tin (9) Hardtack
9 Copper (9) Dried Fish

>How much she dish out
279 Bronze Spent, 42.4 Bronze left. 87% of her money.

What do? (This is the time when you can use autism and figure out the best gear the goblins should have. A missing item can spell life or death.)
>Jade pick good
>Base of Jade's Pick but (+Name of item, and take name of item out)
>Ask for a certain price of a item (Which one. Ie One that could be found in general store)
>Ask her for a sword fuck the other Griggers
>Other

>>4307348
Based bigthink anon

>>4307361
>Price Check
Gauntlets. Gobson got to bitch smack Bits
Chalk for Bits bitchass drawings
Hatchet to cut down those things tree bitches
Gloves for the boys
Shoes and some clothes
Lockpicks to unlock locks
Plate armor
Shields
Lasso and hat
Sling
Sword
Horse for the boys
Whetstone

>>4307348
you could get away easily with 1 ID's because its a new thread
>>4307361
>42.4 bronze left
dont tell me she bought a caravan
>ask jade if she can sell this superior bow
it the very least that would give us money enough for other stuff
>Base of Jade's Pick but (+Name of item, and take name of item out)
>+1 quiver
>+1 arrows (20)
>+1 soap (goddammit thats expensive)
the traveling gear, food and water, weapons, healing and armor is up to her now

>>4307372
if the shop owner by chance refuses selling the bow then we might make it useful otherwise dont buy quiver and arrows

>>4307361

rape quest turns into investment assesment simulator. going to do a big think on this daddyQM

>>4307370
>Shields
Target Shield 35 Bronze
Normal Shield 55 Bronze
Full Shield 70 Bronze

>Hand stuff
Gauntlets 20 Bronze
Doeskin Gloves 20 Bronze
Leather Gloves 2 Bronze
Fur Lined Gloves 4 Bronze

>Horse/livestock
Light Horse 45 Silver
Medim Horse 60 Silver
Heavy Horse 80 Silver
Mule 40 Silver
Donkey 32 Sivler
Pony 40 Silver

>Tools/weapons
Hatchet 12 Copper
Lasso 2 Copper
Sling 9 Bronze
Handaxe 12 Bronze
Quarterstaff 5 Copper
Short Sword 70 Bronze
Long Sword 180 Bronze
Chalk (10 Pieces) 3 Tin
Whetstone 4 Copper
Lockpicks They don't sell them

>Clothes
Surcoat 9 Bronze
Tabard 7 Bronze
Line Tunic 7 Bronze
Woolen Tunic 4 Bronze
Linen Vest 4 Bronze
Linen Stirrups (Pants) 8 Bronze
Linen Shirt 5 Bronze
Woolen Shirt 1 Bronze
Woolen Hose 1 Bronze
Linen Hose 5 Bronze
Leather Hat 6 Bronze

>Shoes
Fine Leather Shoes 20 Bronze
Normal Shoes 5 Bronze

>Armor
Full Plate 200 Silver or 2k Bronze Don't sell them here

This will be added to the pastebin.

>>4307378
>>Base of Jade's Pick but (+Name of item, and take name of item out)

>42.4 Bronze left

can we still spend this money ? (might be wise to save some.

I think what needs to change is Gobson needs a target shield and a short sword, then we can offer the bow to the snipergob and maybe he loves us again.
we also need whip and lasso to tame many many wolves, even dire wolves.

>>4307380
>can we still spend this money ? (might be wise to save some.)
You could spend more of it. Even take off some stuff from Jade's picks to allow other stuff.

>whip and lasso, Target shield and short sword
You don't have enough for everything. Since whip is 20 bp and short sword is 70bp. But you could get the shield and lasso and have 7bp left over.

>>4307372
-16.7 Bronze and will leave Jade with 25.7 bp. So you'll have 2 quivers and 40 arrows and one bow. But if you sell the (Superior Quality) bow you can get 2 (Average Bows). Since you never used a bow, you can't tell how much better is (Superior to Average) without trying it out.

>>4307372
>ask jade if she can sell this superior bow
Gobson: "Jade how much would the beard humie man buy my bow for." You said and unslung it to and showed it to her. She eyed it up and the humie talked with Jade and she got a frown on her face.
Jade: “He'll buy it for 10 silver, and not one bronze more. Not that much Gobson as the normal bows are 6 silver each. and this one is pretty well made.(Superior Quality)"

What do? (Another vote for people)
>Sell the bow
>Don't
>Other

>>4307380

This would mean bits dont get a spear but he get a nice bow in exchange. Skip prots cudgel if necessary.

>>4307385

>you could get the shield and lasso and have 7bp left over.

Good. Good deal. Dont sell the bow. Give it to bitsch (he has dex 3 right).
Convince jade to everyone go to the inn and have a drink. Alcohol allways clears bad blood and right now those 2 griggers are undermining the party success.

>>4307361
>Jade Base but some changes
-2 Leather Breastplate +90
+3 Shoes -15
+1 Chalk -.03
+1 Hatchet -.12
+1 Gauntles -20
+2 Leather Gloves -4
+1 Lasso -.02
+3 Whetstone -.12
+3 Woolen Shirts -3
+3 Woolen Hose -3
+1 Handaxe -12
+1 Sling -9
+23 Bronze

Remove that leather breastplate. Get footwear, clothes, gloves, metal bitch slapping gloves, sharpening stones, axe for us or Prot the ranger. Sling for range option. Chalk for Bits Grigger ass and we spent even less money and get more stuff

>>4307385
>Don't

>>4307395

Add a target shield and im in. Im assuming gobson does get a leather armour? We the niggest so we gonna be tank.

>>4307399
>+1 Leather Breastplate
>-1 Gauntlets
>-1 Handaxe
>+1 Gloves
>+1 Target shield
New total 16.11 Bronze
Modify this vote >>4307395
I agree just have to add a leather breastplate back, remove the Gauntlets, handaxe, replace with gloves, and add the target shield. If we want to use a Handaxe we have to ditch a spear and Prot has to go full range with his stick as a backup. We'll be using a spear if we keep it as is

>>4307400
we could shorten the spear and make it to a javelin if we ever use the handaxe
actually we could buy a quiver to hold our wooden javelins to compensate our lack of bows its useful for hunts and defence and trains our throwing skill and also cheap

>>4307410
I rather we make our own javelins. I agree we should get another quiver. We should have enough money
>>4307385
OP make sure that Jade haggles the price down.

>>4307395
>>4307400
>>4307415
so is this it im supporting this if there is nothing else we need

once we did this big think ready lets crack open a cold one with the boys and clean the slate

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>>4307372
I could, but I'm not. I'm the one who keeps telling the Anons to stop simping. It's a serious issue guys, keep your list stat in check irl (QM could write some serious eroge if he tried a bit harder).


>>4307426
Yeah and gift the Bow to Bits and Prots. Bits can make more arrows for it and they can decide how they want to use it together. Bits can examine the craftsmanship and Prots can use it after if Bits doesn't break it.


>>4307370
Bits is Friend. Remember he's like an uncle to us. And just to continue that analogy, Jade should be like a great great grandma to us. Bits knows our past too. It's one thing to make an enemy out of Grelob, but Bits is our boi

>>4307639
Lust, not list

>>4307639
>I could, but I'm not.
im not saying that you could do it im just saying someone else did do it
call me a paranoid little shit but thats how i feel

Rolled 35, 46, 43, 23, 12 + 20 = 179 (5d100 + 20)

>>4307372
>>4307380
>>4307389
>>4307395
>>4307399
>>4307400
>>4307426
>Base of Jade's Pick but (+Name of item, and take name of item out) This anon modify list >>4307395
>Don't sell Bow
>Jade always haggle

Looking at it, it should be enough money, and Jade will use her charms to get a lower price.
Rolling for Jade, (Bo5 +20)

>>4307731

good to see QM rolling as shit as the rest of the grubs.

ffs got banned from 4chan for posting braps on biz. guess the jannies only want traps on that board. forced to rev up the old desktop to talk with my boyz also whoever brought up his granny fetish in our kobold dating simulator quest, f u

only fake dwarf griggers roll well in this quest apparently

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>>4307731
Gobson got to thinking, he should have more stuff than the others. So he pointed out more things that should be gotten. Things like gloves, shoes, a axe, some chalk for Bits, a sling and other stuff for the trip. Taking off a breastplate you got yourself a shield. Jade was willing to hear you talk and talk, about what should be bought and you see that used most of her coins.

In the end of the talking back and forth, Jade was left with with only 1 silver left and a dozen bronze coins. She tells you it's enough for traveling, including food and drink on the road. With the talk about food you belly make it's sounds. Jade thanks the man and gets the gear which you and the boys put on. They are very happy, including yourself you feel the most protected than you ever did in the past. The clothes don't dig into your skin like the loincloth did, and feel great.

Even Bits acting like a Grigger calm down once he saw the chalk included in the purchase. Prot is just happy for getting a sling, he just needs to collect the right rocks and he'll be good to go. The sun is still out it's noon by Jade count and you and the boys didn't eat since you left the fortress. Jade let's you know there is someone else joining the party, but there is time for one more thing before leaving.

https://pastebin.com/SzBNBUuG
Bow
>Gobson keeps the Bow
>Prot gets the Bow and Sling
>Prot only get the Bow and Gobson the sling
>Other

21 Bronze Money left
What do?
>Go to the big building Jade say there is food and a thing called alcohol
>Go to the baker and get some fresh bread
>Check out the Town Hall, Jade say the Newmonts live there
>Other

>>4307889
>Prot gets the Bow and Sling
We have 0 skill in the bow and Prot has a higher Dex then us, we should try to find a way to get our hands on some Javelins

>Other
Search for some Javelins

>>4307889
>Eat and drink with the boys

>>4307896
>>4307889
We keep the bow. We have 2 Dex and we suffered a week of getting MILKED DRY for it

QM, can we ask Prot if he has any experience using a bow? Since we haven't been around much to see what he's trained with

>>4307900
>QM, can we ask Prot if he has any experience using a bow?
Sure.

Gobson: "Hey Prot just how good are you with a bow?"
Prot: "Better than you Grigger." He said playfully as he eye the bow on your back. "I practured with the bow, a little while to know what to do. But Dwarves came and took us out the nest. With that bow, I can shoot many things, just by pointing it at the targets."

Learned Bits is Level 1 in Bow

>>4307897
So, not only does Prot have a higher Dex then us, but he also has a level in Bow while we haven't even started training with it. We should definitely be giving Prot the bow

>>4307918
Melee combat is a death sentence, we need to Robin hood it up or Prot will get all the credit while we get shit

>>4307889
>>Gobson keeps the bow
>> Eat and drink with the boys

Prot isn't even the one who's pissed at us, we don't need to give him the bow to make up with him.

>>4307891
Support
>>4307889
What do?
>Go to the baker and get some fresh bread.

If we drink alcohol, we will 100% act out like grigger.

Status Update Gobson
4.5 EXP from leveling up Intelligence
6 EXP from leveling up Dex
6 EXP from Willpower
8 EXP from leveling up Charisma
8.5 EXP from leveling up Endurance
16.5 EXP from Wisdom

5 EXP From leveling up and getting a free ability point
It's in here https://pastebin.com/rPu3fUiH

>>4307889
>Gobson keeps the bow

>>4307927
It's not about making up with him, it's about playing into our teams strengths. He's just better at a bow then we are, there isn't a question about that

>>4307923
I'm not recommending we go into melee, we have a point in Javelins, so we might as well rock those until we can train something else other than a bow

We talk about making up for getting Stone or Urm killed, and how we need to show that we're a better leader then Grelob is. Why not take this chance to show it with a small action, like giving a bow to someone who can actually use it, instead of trying to keep it for selfish reasons.

Anon is right. Supporting giving Prot the bow

>>4307891
>>4307939
>>4307973
>Prot gets the Bow and Sling

>>4307891
>Search for some Javelins

>>4307896
>>4307927
>Eat and drink with the boys

>>4307897
>>4307927
>>4307957
>Gobson keeps the Bow

>>4307939
>Go to the baker and get some fresh bread.

Seems like the boys are headed to the tavern. For some food and some drinks, and Gobson currently tied at with the bow. Which you can always take back or give depending on the situation.

>Roll me 1d100. Just to see who's at the tavern right now.

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4308000

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4308000
>Gobson keeps the Bow

>>4308000
Can we ask Prot to show it to Bits? He might be able to make something similar since that's his thing

Also pardon my idiocy but what's the chalk for?

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>>4308000
Trips

Can't we just get Prot's sling and give him the bow? Him having two ranged weapons seems excessive, and us having a sling as a backup ranged weapon is good in case melee goes wrong.

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4308044
I'd be down for this if it's what people wanna do

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>>4308003
>87 Nice

You let Jade know that you’re hungry and she suggested to go to the local inn. Outside the shop and a short walk away was a two-story wood building. Walking inside it smelled like the Dwarf Fortress, and the people here are drinking the same bubble drink they served back in the fortress. You go inside and take a seat, Jade says a few words in the Humie language, and gives 4 copper coins to a female Humie who smiled at you and the boys even if you are a goblin.

Bits: “Pretty Humie server. May rape later.”
Prot: “No balls.”
Jade “Griggers she isn’t a prostitute and we’re only here to eat. Just keep quiet and eat. I got us stewed Sausage and Whey Cheese, with a tankard of Cider. If you guys like the food, that’s just one perk of not being a .Grigger in the woods.” She said and disciplined them, they quiet down as we waited for the food. You took a look around the place.

The guy behind the counter looked like the owner, he had blonde hair and a mustache, on the wall were some thin sheets. The people in the inn, looked at your group and say Griggers under their breath. You see a female Humie wearing loose clothing with a necklace of a symbol, with white hair and sharp blues eyes and a thin nose. The clothes are fine and several pouches hang from her belt. A Humie male that eyes Jade up and down, with long graying hair, gray eyes and a flat nose. He wears fine clothes and a feathered hat. He looks ill. And a Dwarf with brown hair and amber eyes, ink on his arm of something dwarf. He wears fine clothing and fine white gloves. He's looking out the window to lands beyond.

After eyeing up the place you get your food and drink and it’s great. Sausage is like meat but tastes much better. The cheese is good, it makes the stew much better. If this is what you get for being in town, you wonder why not all goblins stop acting like Griggers? You got access to good clothes, good food, so much better than living in a cave eating over smoked meat, or sour berries with only a loincloth biting into your skin.

What do? (Pick one or More)
>Go talk with one of those persons (Who?)
>Ask Jade what’s next
>Talk with the boys
>Ask Jade what are the thin sheets on the board meat
>MORE FOOD AND DRINK
>Let Jade know you'll pay everything back that you spent
>Hit on that pretty female humie server
>Other

>>4308063
>Also pardon my idiocy but what's the chalk for?
Gobson knows that Bits like to make chalk art. So (Anon) bought chalk for Bits. A nice gift using knowledge about Bits' character

>Can we ask Prot to show it to Bits?
Yes. But not right now.

>>4308044
>Can't we just get Prot's sling and give him the bow?
Yes, you could.

>>4308063
>Talk with the nun ask her to talk about her god
>Talk with the Human looking at Jade
Tell him to stop
>Talk with the Dwarf ask him if he can teach crafts
>Ask Jade to explain the bulletin board and get a quest

>>4308063
>Talk with the boys
>Talk with Jade about her sister
Would like to know more about her past, we're gonna help her regardless but still

>>4308097
Support

>>4308097
>>4308100
Guys we got to talk with the people. We're going to be wasting the roll if we don't

>>4308097
Supporting asking about Jade's sister

>>4308079
Supporting this too, but let's tell the human to stop looking at Jade after we talk with everybody else, just in case stuff gets violent

>>4308079
>support
Everything but telling the guy to stop looking at Jade, we don’t need to be starting trouble

>>4308079
>>4308135
>>4308141
>Talk with the nun ask her to talk about her god
>Talk with the Human looking at Jade
>Talk with the Dwarf ask him if he can teach crafts
>Ask Jade to explain the bulletin board and get a quest

>>4308079
>>4308100
>>4308097
>Talk with the boys
>Talk with Jade about her sister

Looks like everything. Going to go with talking with the boys, than talking with Jade about her sister. Than explaining board, talking with the nun, Dwarf, than last Humans.

>Roll me 4d100. Bo3 (+6 For the boys, -4 for Nun, -20 For Dwarf, -10 for Humie) (-# to rolls since these are other races, and not goblins)

Rolled 78, 73, 23, 91 = 265 (4d100)

>>4308149
Watch this

Rolled 4, 90, 21, 71 = 186 (4d100)

>>4308149

Griggers come on we need another roll.

Rolled 43, 73, 60, 52 = 228 (4d100)

>>4308149
watch it be shit

>>4308152
>>4308153
>>4308164
these rolls are not that bad

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>>4308152
>>4308153
>>4308164
>84. 86, 40, 81
Before you go out traveling you get to know some things beforehand. Like where is Jade’s Sister which is the main point of doing this for Jade. But first got to talk with the boys.

Gobson: “Prot and Bits. [Gobson has something to say to his boys.” They were silent as you prepared the words to be spoken. “I am sorry that you were taken from the Dwarves. But traveling with Jade we can see many great things, Dwarves, Humies, and Centaurs. Maybe we get a Dwarf to come with us during our travels. Gobson is saying he just wants best for his friends, and want to be all good again.”

Bits: “Grigger took you long enough. Gobson is the big dumb, but a big heart.”
Prot: “Me good at shooting, but you shot at heart.”
That went well, seems like that was what Bits wanted from you. But you don’t forget the promise you made to them about finding that Centaur as you shift your attention to Jade who was eating the Sausage stew.

Gobson: “Jade where is your sister? I know she is gone but do you have a clue where she is?”
Jade: “Glad you ask Gobson, it’s on the other side of the world.”
Gobson: “The world? You mean close to my old nest that’s very far, many days' travel.”
Jade: “Gobson that’s very close, my sister is literally on the other side of the world. I asked my goddess and she gave me a location to follow and a name. The nation of Ssistlih, and that’s how much information I could find about my sister.”
Gobson: “What does sister look like? Is she the same age as
Jade?

Jade: “She’s my younger sister so she would look similar to me, we got separated years ago. She should be 14 by now, so older than all you Griggers put together. I didn’t even know she was still alive before asking and giving an offering.
Prot: “Is Ssistlih on the other side of Newmont?
Bits: “No Grigger. It's a lot of Newmont away.”
Jade: “Let me just show you guys where we are in the world, compare to Ssistlih. She takes out a thin sheet from her pack and draws a circle on it. Placing two dots with different colors on it. That’s how far we have to travel, you and the rest of the goblins were not able to make heads or tails of it, So Jade ended the talk about her sister. Allowing you to do some other things.

[Cont]

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>>4308298
Gobson:” What are those things on the wall?” You said and pointed at the board with the thin sheets.
Jade: “That’s the questing board, filled with low paying jobs, that we don’t need to do as we’re leaving here tomorrow.” With that information, you were ready to talk with the others of the place.

That female humie dressed in fine clothes could use a talking to. You walk up to her, and bid her hello. She didn’t automatically turn her face to disgust, as she stared in your direction but not at you. She couldn’t keep her hands to herself, as her hands closely reached your hands as she stroked her and said a few words in her humie language. She opened a pouch and withdrew some wooden beads and placed them in your hand. That lady was weird, it’s like she couldn’t see you as you bid her goodbye.

Next was the Dwarf, just walking up to him and when you start talking he only responds with one phrase. Dwarf “Pick up that mug. Grigger” He said and drunk down his drink and dropped it to the ground. You knew when a Dwarf didn't want to talk to you as you moved to talk with the humie grey hair that kept looking at Jade.

Gobson: “Humie stop staring at Jade. She is allowed to eat and drink without your loose cloth humie staring at her.” He reposed in Humie and when it was clear you didn’t speak it, he withdrew a bottle of clear material, inside was a thick liquid and he pointed it at Jade. You didn’t know what he was doing or what was the point of that, so he left you guessing what he meant. He then moves to the table and shove his hand down his pants and picked out a silver coin and placed it on the table.

Jade said some words in Humie and got out two silver coins and placed them on the table. The humie face turned into embarrassment, as he took his coin and went up the stairs of the inn. After that Jade seems like she was waiting for someone, but when it became clear that someone wasn’t coming she went to the inn owner and paid some coins and gave you and the boys one key. Told you that it’s for the inn room, and she will be going to sleep. She heads upstairs and you hear a door close upstairs.

The sun is setting and you are tired from staying up for so long that sleep would be a nice thing. But it seems when the sun sets the activity of the inn picks up with more people eating and drinking. But without any money you can’t get anything. You go to your room and sleep on the ground with the boys.

* * *
It’s morning and you are the first to wake. The sun is still rising as you think of what to do after dressing up in your gear.

+3 EXP Level 2: Diplomacy 3/20 EXP
What do?
>Wait for Jade to get you
>Knock on Jade’s Door and ask what’s happening today
>Wake up the boys, leave a message with one to relay to Jade as you’re going outside and (Doing what?)
>Other

>>4308298
>>4308296
qm did a fucky wucky lmao

>>4308304
>let your mind wander in thoughts till you go to sleep
time to level up that philosophy and will