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STATUS POST
I'll answer to this post when applications for new characters are closed.

I will also quote it when I'm posting general information about the quest.

The quest will run for 2 weeks and I will update at least once per day. I post anywhere from 1000 UTC to 2200 UTC.

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IMPORTANT: Quote this post when you post your sheet. This will make it easier to keep track of all sheets.

CHARACTER SHEET
*Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts (see below), 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight
*Stats (see below)
*Skills: all skills, talents, combat skills, magical powers, languages
*Strengths/Weaknesses: (optional) situational bonuses based on your personal background
*Background
*Inventory

Attached is a blank character sheet.

MODE OF THOUGHTS (can have more than one)
*Visual: you think with images
*Verbal: you think with words/voice
*Emotional: you think with emotions
*Abstract: your thoughts are abstract
*Unknown: you are not aware of your own thoughts

THE 14 STATS ARE:
*Strength (lifting)
*Dexterity (hands)
*Agility (everywhere else)
*Reflex (speed)
*Toughness (tanking)
*Fitness (cardio)
*Perception
*IQ (thinking)
*Memory (long-term)
*Intuition (gut feeling)
*Willpower (mind over matter)
*Wisdom (introspection, spirituality)
*Charisma (talking)
*Beauty (appearance)

Describe your stats in plain English using the ranks below.
Ranks: minuscule, weak, low, below average, average, above average, high, exceptional
For Stats, an “average” rank means the rank of an average person
For skills and other abilities, an “average” rank means an average person skilled with this ability; an average professional. Those with less than average ranks are skilled amateurs. Yes, this means, above average skills are uncommon.

The skills are freeform so you can list anything. Here's an extensive list if you need inspiration: https://gurps.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Skills

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CREATION RULES
1) Create your character, following the rules above.
2) Reminder: you are playing as yourself, the person behind the screen. The more honest you are statting yourself, the more fun this is going to be.
3) Reminder: for skills, an average rank means the rank of an average professional, not the average person. If you rank yourself as Average, then it means that you're as good as the average professional.

GENERAL RULES
1) Namefag yourself.
2) Roll 20d100 with each post. The rolls will be used for the GM emulator.
3) You have to keep track of your own inventory and money.
4) No whining about the QM decisions and rolls.

MULTIPLAYER RULES
1) You can chat with the other players as much as you want.
2) Don't make more than one action post before the QM responds.

ISEKAI RULES
1) E-Rank Chaos: When there's an appropriate skill, the player's first three rolls are reserved to Skill checks and will determine the result of the player's main actions. With 3 free passes per thread for the QM for the purpose of plot and chaos.
2) Rule of Blood: If too many players join, I will add a penalty to all dangerous rolls until a few players die.

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Anchor post: I'll quote this post with the updates

INTRODUCTION
You wake up in a dim lit, spacious Egyptian temple with ornamented pillars. On a cyclopean throne sits a frog monstrosity, its fat flesh hanging on the floor. It speaks to you with a cavernous voice:

"You've died." It laughs. "I'm Kek, god of chaos. No introductions needed, I hope. As you were a member of the 4chan community, you get to resurrect in a new, magical world. That's the pact I've made with your remote viewers and meme magicians."

He pauses, expecting you to die of a second heart attack. But the smell of incense burning in the room has made you a bit high and rather apathetic.

"Not bad, you've survived my frightful presence. YOU ARE QUIET, I CAN'T HEAR YOU. I'm bored. Let's get over with it and choose your new profession."

Information floods into your minds as a series of options appears before you. The first seems to be a series of classic archetypes and the second, a numbered list of short titles for something you can't help but wonder.

CLASSES:
>Warrior - A mundane master of martial combat, you are considered to have Average skill in every weapon and armor you choose to wield.
> Thief - An accomplished savant of subterfuge and guile, you receive a boost to your Agility and Dexterity (+ point-based skills).
> Sorcerer - A magic user tapping into your own mind, you may attempt to visualise spells and cast them in accordance to your imagination. Sorcery is fickle and often backfires or works in unexpected ways.
> Priest - A champion of a deity of your choice, you may invoke them to lend you miraculous aid from above or below. Your deity doesn’t always answer and members of rival religions shall hate or shun you.
> Kek's Choice - If you want to live dangerously, you can let Kek decide your class for you. This might unlock rare, prestige classes.

>>4325202
CHEATS:
1) Overlord
2) Cheat Magician
3) Elementalist
4) Buffed Up
5) Fast Learner
6) Legendary Equipment
7) Isekai Smartphone
8) Brick Phone
9) Re:Zero
10) Reincarnated as a Monster
11) Death Count
12) Strange Aeons
13) After-Effect
14) Vice/Virtue
15) Sword Saint
16) Cursed Sage
17) Dragon Soul
18) Sweet Ride
19) Cosmic Vending Machine
20) Moneychanger
21) [Make a Stand]
22) Pokemon Trainer
23) Goblin Slayer
24) Sword Artist
25) Exorcist
26) Jack of Shadow
27) PvP God
28) Death Note
29) Omae wa mou shindeiru
30) True Sight
31) Edgelord
32) Harem Protag
33) A E S T H E T I C
34) Creepy
35) Japanese Bloodline
36) My Little Demon
37) Killer Instinct
38) Fight Night
39) Seven Sins
40) Sweet Pain
41) Kek's Blessing
42) Kek's Favorite
43) Honkler
44) Chaos Factor
45) Anonymous
46) Meme Magician
47) Autism Jesus' Blessing
48) Trapped in Karma
49) Cheat Cook
50) Do You Love Your Mom?

More knowledge enters your psyche, and the potential options are revealed to you. You may choose a class, guaranteed to grant great power and eventually supernatural competency in its specialty and roll a single d50 on the Isekai cheat chart for a boon ranging from mediocre to gamebreaking. You can also decide not to take a class and roll dual d50s on the Isekai cheat chart. Alternatively, if you are a true badass, you can refuse to take any class or cheat power, and make you accomplishments that much more impressive.

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Rolled 34 (1d50)

>>4325194
Fuck, I remember these. They were fun as fuck and it's got me nostalgic. Can I dive in with this sheet? If so, I'm going to leave my class to Kek's Choice and roll a single cheat die.

>>4325273
Welcome back.

The sheet is missing the new stats that I have added since back then: Perception, Fitness, Memory, Beauty

And the fluff stats: Name, age, gender, ethnicity, faith/religion, mode of thoughts, 4chan home boards, political views, hair, eyes, height, weight

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>>4325293
Right, I updated the sheet but accidentally posted the older version. Is this good?

Rolled 65, 43, 8, 84, 65, 8, 30, 59, 91, 10, 34, 56, 1, 44, 81, 42, 91, 85, 82, 2 = 981 (20d100)

>>4325298
Yes, that's good.

>>4325293
I'll start posting with a trip because I'm about to hit the road and won't be on the same router. That's a metric ton of cheats and I'm morbidly curious about some. This ought to be fun.

>>4325300
Noice
>yokai kidney-bursting flashbacks
Frog God preserve us

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>>4325293
OP, good to see you again.

>>4325326
Kek's Choice and one cheat for me too.

Rolled 43 (1d50)

>>4325331
Rollin

Rolled 19 (1d50)

>>4325293

First time doing one of these.

>Class: Sorcerer
So with Sorcerer, I can basically cast whatever I can think of? ie. "I cast Create Armchair"

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>>4325352

sheet

>>4325202

>>4325300
Q: Rolling for Wade's class
Rolls: 65, 43
A: Attach of Competition
He's attaching himself to competition, making it his life: a gladiator

Q: Rolling for Mark's class
Rolls: 8, 84
A: Oppose of Status quo
He opposed the status quo of the reversed society: a clown
See: The Metaphysics of Clown World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzEwaUCw9Bo

>>4325273
"Excellent choice!" Kek says. "Technically, everything is my choice. But let's ignore this fact for an instant. Your face is vaguely familiar..."

He thinks for a moment.

"But that can be. Only people who have died on Earth come here, and you can only die once, right?"

Kek spins a gigantic wheel, and it stops on the picture of a small gladius. You feel that your reflexes and instincts are modified, even your very nature.

Gladiator (class): You are considered to have Average skill in traditional gladiator weapons (gladius, harpoon, etc.). If a crowd is watching you and cheering on you, your rank increases to High.

Creepy (cheat): You are creepy. You are powered by corrupted, deviant energies. You revel in rape, cannibalism, and anything viewed as creepy by normies. The more you creep out, gross out and offend others, the more powerful buffs you gain. If your party doesn't hate you, then you are doing something wrong. Unlock great bonuses if you make another player quit.

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>>4325362

>>4325333
"I'm glad you came. I have summoned my favorite adventurers to form a new elite squad. This person here" (he points to Wade) " is a newfag, so make sure to take care of him."

Kek spins the wheel again, and it stops on a small picture of Clown Pepe. The Dark God throws you a small, multicolored pill.

"This is the clown pill."

You swallow it. For no reason at all, you begin laughing. The situation is absurd. You gain a new perception, that the world is fake and ridiculous, not to be taken seriously. This perception makes you feel that you are thus able to manipulate reality by amplifying its ridiculousness and making a mockery of it. Your level of lucidity is far beyond the mere mortal.

Clown (class): You have mastered Clown World and found a weakness in the fabric of reality. You can use illusion magic and you are considered to have Average Acrobatic skills. You are immune to fear.

Honkler (cheat): You gain various situational bonuses for posting funny, ridiculous, outrageous or otherwise clown-related art (memes, poems, jokes...) If you use the 4chan's painter, you can use magic as depicted in your drawing, but only if the QM can guess what your drawing represents (you are not allowed to tell), and if it is clown related. You also have a special talent for driving your opponents crazy when you mock them.
You are still in possession of your past bonuses and inventory.

Tathagata Store (stat): Minuscule
Blessing of Chaos (strength): You receive a +1 RS bonus when you attempt a chaotic action.

>Inventory
1 gold
Winter Clothes (Worn)
Leather Quiver: (24 Steel Arrows)
Exceptional Longbow
Trick Fears, Artifact Masterwork Bastard Sword
Exceptional Steel Longsword
Exceptional Steel Longsword
Exceptional Steel Dagger

>>4325352
Kek raises his hand and a flow of dark energy enters your body. "You are now a sorcerer. When you want to cast a spell, all you have to do is picture an image of the spell in your mind. This technique is called: visualization."

With the sorcerer class, yes, you can cast any spell that you can think of, except healing and divination which are restricted to the priest class.

Cosmic Vending Machine (cheat): You and only you can access a cosmic vending machine that can take any object or currency and exchange it for a random item exactly identical in value. The item is summoned from across the multiverse and impossible to predict.

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>>4325364
What's the job. honk honk

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>>4325362
"Something tells me that I... I remember this place, but that can't be right, can it?! No, a man can only die once, I could've only died once. Unless..."
>reaches for kidney, feels the absence of a bruise before half-real, half-false memories fade away
"I... Enough. What's passed is past, whatever that was, and now I need to look toward the present."
>stare at the wheel, watch it stop spinning, and come to terms with sudden rush of knowledge in the use of nets, tridents, gladius, and more, all adhering to the common theme of what could be found in the pitched heat of a colosseum
>along with it burns a sudden need for attention, not to satisfy my own ego but to entertain the masses, and hear them shout for blood as I bury my blade to the hilt in man and monstrosity alike
>there can be no doubt
"I am a Gladiator, as reckless as I am relentless on the battlefield, as much a proud entertainer as a precise warrior. A middle ground between the Fighter and Bardic archetypes that suits me well."
>the Gladiator's spark is not alone, for in its wake burns a cold flame that seeps into my soul and would leave it shuddering in revulsion, were it not for the Frog God's memetic magick or my miswired brain's seeming inability to register esoteric sensations, likely both
>the absence of a feeling that should be there is unsettling and it sinks in that the invocation and feeding on that feeling is my boon
"I'm Creepy and gain strength from the disgust and terror of others. There is a fell and terrible synergy with the Gladiator's class, and I intend to take full advantage within the bounds of my personal code. Bodily trophies are always in fashion. AHAHAHAHAHA! KEK! You big, beautiful bastard! If you want me to put on a show I'll damned well put on a show, just point me to the stage and I'll play the game to your chaotic heart's content!"

>>4325391
Are you that guy that made a bagpipe out of someone's stomach? Honk

>>4325402
"NO, but a more childish version of myself once made a drum from a terrapin's shell and I'd venture to say that isn't too far from the mark. Nice set of blades you have there, friend, let's hope we land somewhere cold enough you don't suffer from heatstroke."

>>4325194
Can I use my character sheet from Mythic RPG #4 (Multiplayer, Kek's Familia) and would I have to reroll cheats

>>4325463
Forgot my name

>>4325463
If I'm the Shi from that quest this is my sheet

Info
Name: Shi Taberu Hito
Age: 24
Ethnicity: Yamato
Gender: Male
Religion: Shinto
Thoughts: Verbal
HomeBoard: /b/
Poltical Views: Libertarian
Hair: Black
Eyes: Dark Brown
Height: 6,1
Weight: 150

Stats
Strength: High
Toughness: Above Average
Willpower: Average
Dexterity: Average
Agility: High
Reflex: Exceptional
Intelligence: Exceptional
Intuition: High
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Below Average
Fitness: Above Average
Perception: Average
Memory: Above Average
Beauty: Above Average

Skills
Running: High
Mathematics: High
Tactics: High
Boxing: Above Average
Kicking: Above Average
Swimming: Above Average

Isekai Cheats
Harem Protag: You now have a sex appeal that defies logic, giving an *absolute* bonus to seduction attempts and compelling members of the opposite sex to get jiggy with it, to the extent that you must roll to determine whether they are willing to engage in coitus, not whether they are interested. They are always open to polygamy but members of the same sex will resent you. Some violently.

Edgelord: You can teleport behind your foes, summon dual desert eagles/uzis at your discretion, and drain life force to regenerate or fuel your attacks when you cut someone. You can also cut yourself and reabsorb it at an equal ratio. Forbidden sorcery comes twice as easily and malign entities see you as their equivalent and take you seriously, for good or ill. This comes at the cost of a gravelly voice, deep dislike of daylight, and the permanent fixation to wear a trenchcoat and dark-tinted sunglasses, which you can summon at will. If your dialogue is sufficiently edgy, you may receive a bonus to any given roll. (Part 1)

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>>4325194
This is my sheet

Rolled 12, 31 = 43 (2d50)

>>4325560

>>4325557
ignore this post

>>4325560
This is my base character sheet can I keep my class and items from "Mythic RPG #4 (Multiplayer, Kek's Familia)"

Rolled 8, 10, 47, 69, 73, 88, 93, 2, 51, 94, 21, 83, 68, 92, 65, 47, 31, 57, 12, 59 = 1070 (20d100)

Rolling

>>4325463
You can use your previous sheet

>>4326162
Do I keep the cheats I rolled or do I just use the previous sheet cheats and all?

>>4326172
It is as you prefer.

>>4325202

>>4325382
Kek points to a portal of dark energy on the side of the room, guarded by two spear-holding frogmen. The prismatic colors of the portal are hypnotic. The ambient light provides a pristine, dreamlike atmosphere to the room.

"This portal will lead you to a random location of the map. Even I don't know where the portal will take you. Your job is to find your way to the Adventurer's Guild and take all of the most difficult quests. You will be rewarded with magical items."

The image of the Joker forms faintly in the center of the room.

Mark
>Gains +1 to all thief skills for 2 rounds

>>4325391
Q: How does Wade gain strength?
Roll: 8, 10
A: Oppose of Good
Protection from Good/Chaos
The Frog God makes a disgusted face.

"Bodily trophies? You are pushing it, that's really creepy."

As Kek is creeped out, you feel a rush of energy inside your body. You actually gained strength from his own disgust. Of course, the chaos god shouldn't feel disgust just from that, but his own chaotic energy amplifies everything.

Wade
>Gains a Protection from Chaos buff for 2 rounds

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>>4326173
The final sheet then. Spells and inventory I keep track off so they're not on the sheet.

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>>4325196
Miyashita Emiya sheet

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>>4326176
"So long buttmunchers. Honk honk" I say as I did a cartwheel towards the portal.

>>4326218
Roll 20d100 with your actions

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Rolled 95, 3, 45, 22, 78, 66, 93, 20, 10, 13, 17, 57, 3, 61, 21, 24, 34, 32, 18, 87 = 799 (20d100)

>>4326218
My fucking bad. HONK!

Can I take actions or do I have to wait

>>4326264
You can post actions

>>4326269
Can you give me the description of strange aeons?

>>4326305
Strange Aeons: You no longer age, you are immune to mental influence, and you have a handful of supernatural abilities, you can enter and manipulate dreams, grow and recede alien appendages at will, and summon weak entities from Lovecraft’s mythos if you fulfill the grisly requirements.

Rolled 97, 70, 64, 30, 45, 94, 24, 89, 98, 45, 31, 30, 56, 48, 84, 65, 30, 10, 19, 42 = 1071 (20d100)

>>4326179
I take Emiya's hand and say to Kek "You drag me across the multiverse only to entertain, your despicable" I crack a smile and say "But if you need someone to crack some heads then I'm your man" and walk through the portal.

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>>4325194
My first time doing a quest but I have played a lot of TRPGs and this sounded similar

Ill choose Kek's choice for my class
isekai cheat sheet d50 roll: 33

20d100:

14,50,69,40,57,61,9,62,12,53,82,18,40,38,39,99,87,67,55,16 (968)

(am I suposed to post this same sequence whenever I do anything?)

>>4326461
You can type "dice+20d100" (without the quotes) in the Options field when you're posting and it rolls dice

Rolled 33, 88, 62, 82, 76, 81, 46, 29, 28, 19, 32, 35, 76, 13, 28, 14, 55, 88, 48, 98 = 1031 (20d100)

>>4326475
>>4326461
oh I see, that makes it a lot easier

Still taking suckers?

>>4325196
Not home right now so putting this here until I can get to my laptop.

Name: Dante Roads
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Ethnicity: African American
Faith/Religion: Atheist
Mode of thoughts:Visual, Verbal
4chan home boards: /a/ /co/ /v/ /m/ /d/ /h/ /aco/ /gif/ /pol/
Political views: Apolitical
Hair: short dark
Eyes: Yellow
Height: 6'0
Weight: 246

Stats
Strength: High
Dexterity: High
Agility: Average
Reflex: Below Average
Toughness: High
Fitness: Below average
Perception Below average
IQ: Average
Memory: Below average
Intuition: High
Willpower: Average
Wisdom: High
Charisma: Below average
Beauty: Average


Skills:
-Intimidation: Average
-Brawling: High
-Singing: High
-Stealth: Average

Strengths/Weaknesses:
-Poison kills people!?: A quirk in his biology makes all poisons and venoms work half as well.

Background: A warehouse worker from Baltimore.

Inventory: Pocket knife

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Rolled 27 (1d50)

>>4325196
>>4326580
Class pick Kek's Choice

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Rolled 13, 23 = 36 (2d50)

>>4325194
sorry I'm late, I would like to roll twice on cheat chart

can I get uuuuuuhhh cheat 10

>>4326752
darn, three off, that worked with the rats so I hoped it would work this time (although the rats were just a d6)

Rolled 48, 61, 63, 93, 44, 60, 24, 28, 58, 35, 84, 10, 67, 88, 70, 88, 66, 70, 84, 71 = 1212 (20d100)

>>4325202
>Houston bows to Kek and mutters an awkward apology for wasting his quad sevens blessing and failing his previous party

"I am sorry, I am not but a summerfag wandering the boards of /tg/, I misjudged everything and wasted all of your blessings"

Rolled 37, 19, 93, 24, 82, 36, 41, 57, 15, 10, 43, 13, 95, 82, 69, 55, 56, 88, 17, 69 = 1001 (20d100)

>>4326536
Yes, it's still open.

+ rolling

>>4325202
FIRST TURN

NOTE: the Chaos Level is at 9 when in presence of Kek.

>>4325202
Q: Where does the portal lead?
Rolls: 95, 3
A: Punish of Environment
Rolls: 45, 22
A: Celebrate of Energy
Rolls: 78, 66
A: Cruelty of Fears
A harsh environment, with cruel fear energy; a tomb

Double digits were rolled => this creates two random events
Random Event Roll #1: 93
A: NPC Positive
Random Event Roll #2: 20
A: NPC Action
(no NPC, ignore)

>>4326326
Q: Does Kek accept that Shi call him despicable?
Odds: 50/50 (Kek's odds)
Roll: 30
A: Yes

>>4326480
Q: What class does Marcel get?
Rolls: 33, 88
A: Stop of Illusions
He stops the illusion (moksha), he's a yogi

>>4327020
Q: What class does Dante get?
Rolls: 37, 19
A: Struggle of New Ideas
Struggle against new ideas: an inquisitor

>>4325202
"The portal uses demiurgic technology," Kek explains. "It can take a person between two points of space, or to a safe or unsafe matrix. The difference between a safe and unsafe matrix is that you risk losing your memories when inside of an unsafe matrix, and get trapped inside. Your homeworld, Earth, is an unsafe matrix, that is why you were reincarnated with no memories."

Mark tries out his new clown abilities and does a cartwheel toward the portal. His agility and balance are flawless, and is cartwheel is that of a professional. He rolls toward the portal and finds himself in a dark environment. He cannot see where he has arrived, but he can feel a cold, stone wall in front of him.

>>4326326
The multidimensional hero Shi appears in Kek's temple, with the priestess-thief Miyashita Emiya on his side. Emiya is a native of the Isekai world who fell in love with Shi's wits, edgy attitude and beauty. Shi grabs her hand, a protective, instintictive move. He says:

"You drag me across the multiverse only to entertain, your despicable". He cracks a smile and says "But if you need someone to crack some heads then I'm your man".

Kek laughs.

"Oh, you are so funny, I understand why Ms. Miyashita is so fond of you."

The priestess blushes.

"Shi is the best at everything; this is the objective truth. I think myself blessed that Evylion has put him on my path and I thank you humbly for bringing us together to your sanctuary."

Shi and Emiya walk through the portal.

"Hikari!" Emiya says with her beautiful, musical voice. She raises her finger and a gentle, blue light comes out of her finger. They are inside of a stone-walled tunnel, with two doors on each side.

>>4327117

>>4326461
Marcel, a new adventurer, appears in Kek's temple. He chooses to spin the wheel, which stops on a small picture of a man sitting in the lotus position.

"Wonderful! You are now a yogi. If you concentrate and empty your mind, you can use the Ki Blast technique and destroy your opponents with your inner energy."

Marcel feels more calm, his thoughts are more focused. He feels as if he was in a dream, see his environment for the dream that it is, an illusion.

Yogi (class): You are a meditative martial artist; you are considered to have Average skills in martial arts and receive a +2 bonus to Willpower. You can also use the Ki Blast power and dispel illusions and demons.

A E S T H E T I C (cheat): You somehow manage to make everything you do look exponentially cooler than it actually is. If you are stumbling with a sword it will look badass, if you know what you’re doing it will look beyond divine. This yields a massive bonus to convincing others, intimidation, and building a reputation whether it's positive or negative.

>Marcel's Willpower is increased to Incredible

>>4326580
The seasoned veteran Dante appears. He, too, daringly choose to spin the wheel, which stops on the small image of a person with an oversized, crusader helmet.

"Oh..." Kek says, with a hint of fear in his voice. "You are now an inquisitor. This brings back memories. The Inquisitors of 2channel have persecuted me in the past when I was trying to start a cult in Japan."

Kek concentrates.

"An inquisitor is a champion of his deity, a fierce crusader and priest who mercilessly persecutes all of his enemies. I see that you are an atheist. You are then by default considered to worship Atheus, the god of materialist. But if you want to worship another deity, you can make your choice now."

Inquisitor (class): A mix of warrior and priest, you are considered to have Average skills in every weapon and armor, and can also cast priestly spells with a -2 RS penalty. You can choose one favorite enemy once your deity has been selected.

PvP God (cheat): When fighting other players, you gain initiative, when reasonable, and a bonus to attack rolls. Roll 1d3 to determine the bonus.

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>>4326752
Houston died in the previous thread, in Pelzer SC, where he was thrown in a dark basement, locked with the cadaver of a pregnant woman, and lost his sanity. Like all members of the Kek Foundation, he gets to be revived in Kek's temple and get a chance at living a new life in the Isekai.

Very daringly, Houston spins Kek's wheel twice... He is teleported to a small room outside of time, with only a TV, where he is forced to watch all the episodes of the anime "Goblin Slayer" repeatedly. He learns all about their behavior and their nests.

After-Effect (cheat): You can bring your timelines together if you focus, allowing you to attack more than once in a single swing, simultaneously from different angles, or even summon an almost-identical duplicate that defers to your judgement. You are also immune to time control and the threat of paradoxes.

Goblin Slayer (cheat): You gain all the knowledge seen in the Goblin Slayer anime. This gives you a +3 RS bonus to attacks against goblins, and a rank of Superhuman in the skill Knowledge(goblin).

>>4326777
All illusion of the defeated hero The Last Defender appears, before his soul travels to his own Isekai world. He speaks in length of his enemies and Wade takes an interest in it. Kek summons a computer for him so that he can access the archives of 4chan. Wade discovers a far-reaching conspiracy involving a flaking QM, a reality-bending quest, and the highest spheres of authority.

>Holy Trips of Kek: For the duration of this thread, Wade can choose to gain a +1 RS bonus to one action. He must announce it in the same post as his action. He must be careful to not waste this precious blessing, ask Houston for more information >>4326773.

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Rolled 6, 42, 26, 86, 27, 20, 86, 82, 18, 31, 28, 100, 4, 80, 88, 99, 79, 32, 54, 36 = 1024 (20d100)

>>4327122
I do le magic, show le weigh.


I used to have the racial bonus if that still counts OP

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>experience a revelation stretching beyond the meta of the isekai
>resist urge to piss pants in ecstasy when mystical luck fills psyche
>>4327120
>>4327122
>watch the other soon to be Isekai'd anons expend their cheat rolls and allow Kek to choose their classes
>a death-eating scion of the lovecraftian mythos, a time-warping master of all knowledge goblin, a fly as fuck monk whose spirit is so pure he can unleash it in damaging ki-blasts, and an inquisitor who bears an impossible talent for slaying other Iskeai'd anons
>>an inquisitor who bears an impossible talent for slaying other Iskeai'd anons
>sweating in years of useless esoteric research intensifies
"S-such is life..."
>>4326179
>tfw wasn't even trying and managed to affront the Frog God enough to warrant a shield from his domain
"If Kek is nauseated by the mention of bodily trophies, how much fiercer will the backlash from mere mortals be when they see them in person? With skills like mine I'm bound to be gathering crowds, not all of them nice. Eheheheheh."
>see others stepping through the portal
>dry-swallow, steel nerves, and grit teeth in smile
"I don't suppose there's any need to tarry much longer. I'll see you all on the other side! GERONIMO!"
>dive through the portal

>>4325196
PLAYER RECAP

>>4325298
Wade - Gladiator (class) - Creep (cheat)

>>4325326
Mark - Clown (class) - Honkler (cheat)

>>4325353
Steve - Sorcerer (class) - Cosmic Vending Machine (cheat)

>>4326199
Shi - Wizard (class) - Strange Aeons (cheat) - Edgelord (cheat)

>>4326461
Marcel - Yogi (class) - A E S T H E T I C (cheat)

>>4326730
Dante - Inquisitor (class) - PvP God (cheat)

>>4326752
Houston - After-Effect (cheat) - Goblin Slayer (cheat)

Rolled 93, 54, 15, 9, 73, 54, 10, 75, 31, 27, 2, 88, 52, 1, 54, 7, 53, 82, 31, 41 = 852 (20d100)

>>4327217
>whews externally

Rolled 79, 66, 37, 14, 12, 62, 16, 84, 73, 81, 2, 11, 56, 37, 94, 100, 5, 12, 11, 66 = 918 (20d100)

>>4327117
>Cast shadowy chainmail. Spell description: Summoned armour that is as tough as chain, but as light as one's shadow.

>Grow my alien appendages

>Open the door as I point one of my desert eagles through it.

I say to Emiya "Stay behind me" and whisper "I wouldn't want you to get hurt."

Is there still room for players?

>>4327275
Yes

>>4327275
OP said there's no player limit but once it goes too high it becomes many times more lethal until it's manageable.

>>4327289
Great, then I’ll bring back Squiddly

>>4327296
You can get a class and a cheat if you want, check the introduction.

Rolled 63, 8, 60, 34, 55, 87, 83, 88, 72, 71, 27, 50, 47, 21, 78, 98, 61, 21, 4, 24 = 1052 (20d100)

>>4327217
>"-ONIMO"
>slowly open eyes while transcending the metaphysical mental layers of the meditative state
>back in reality
"Wh-where was I just now?"
>snap out of lethargic state
>feel knowledge trickle into my brain, as if unlocked by a sudden introspection
"the past and future are the real illusions, they only exist in the mind. The present is what there is and all that will ever be..."
>the flow of knowledge is starting to pick up now, like river rapids it rushes through my body
"... the universe knows this already, and now so do I. That's why it put me here, so that it could experience its inner beauty: to feel the warmness of the sun; to taste the flavour of a home cooked meal; to see its own stars collapse and be reborn again; to experience the cycle of life and death..."
>the knowledge crashing into my brain now like the Great Tsunamis of Eastern myths, rocketing me to Heaven's gates. My body aches to reach them - to get through them.
"HAHAHA! No, I am not just some Cosmic Mirror. Without me the Universe would not be. Without my eyes there would not be light; without my ears there would be no sound! I MAKE the UNIVERSE EXIST! I AM THE LORD GOD! I AM ALL POWERFUL! ALL SHALL BOW TO ME!"
>the flow of knowledge cuts off. Mind is empty. The gates seem so close, yet too far to reach out and touch them. WHY?! WHY?! Enlightenment so close and yet I cannot have it?! WHY KEK?!
"... what a foolish thing to say. To think myself God just because I have a pair of eyes and ears, so do most living things after all. I am just a part of the universe that brings it into being, like a droplet in the ocean - like a drop of paint in Pollock's paintings. I am no more than a piece of dirt on the back of God's shoes"
>all desire fades away
>mind is empty
>true enlightenment
>fashion my shirt into a turban
>feel the cold air in the temple pass over my body
>smile
"Fine then universe, I'll just show you the best parts of this world then"
>walk through the portal

>>4327299
I have to roll for the cheat, right?

>>4327306
Yes, 1d50

>>4327306
Yep, you can roll once and take a class, or roll twice and leave yourself in the hands of fate. Good luck.

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Rolled 16 (1d50)

Class: priest of Kek
Rolling for one cheat
Sorry for the cramped up sheet, it was the best I could make

>>4327340
Apparently I’m a “cursed sage”. Neat.

>>4325202
SECOND TURN

>>4327162
Q: How does Honkler work? Charisma based?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 86 (not an action -- 4th roll)
A: No

Q: Can Mark produce fire?
Odds: 50/50 (grade A clown)
Roll: 6
A: Crit Yes
Crit: show time

Q: Does the fire attract attention?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 27 (not an action -- 5th roll)
A: Yes

Q: Whose?
Rolls: 20, 86
A: Truce of Hope
A person who hopes to make peace
Q: describe more
Rolls: 82, 18
A: Activity of The Intellectual
A mage

>>4327263
Q: Can Shi cast Shadowy Chainmail?
Willpower: Avg
DC: Below Avg
Roll: 79
A: No

>>4327340
Squiddly appears next to Houston. He doesn't remember exactly how he died, but the god Kek explains that he has died and that is why he is in the temple. Is his death related to the demon who was following him?

"Priest of Kek! A most excellent choice!" the god says. "I'm very reliable as a patron god and I will grant you awesome spells."

He pauses.

"When I'm not busy with something else."

The wheel spins and stops on a picture of a small woman in a dark robe.

Priest of Kek (class): You can cast spells related to healing, blessing, and Kek's attributes in general.

Cursed Sage (cheat): You gain the powers called "Dark Heal", "Destroy" and "Death Roulette". Their effect is unknown.

>>4327303
>>4327217
Marcel has a philisophical inner crisis, as part of the adaptation and transformation that is necessary to become a yogi. He walks through Kek's portal, which he notices to be an allegory for the Cosmic Mirror and his transformation journey.

The gladiator Wade follows him. A bit too close, maybe. He seems vaguely creepy.

>>4327162
「Honkler」 A red nose appears on Mark's nose, and two gutters appear, carved on both sides of the floor. The clown blows on his hand as if it was a torch, and flames form in the air and are blown toward the gutters. Flames quickly spread along the gutters, illuminating the entire tunnel. Such is the majestic power of the clown; the clown illuminates what is dark.

>>4327263
Shi tries to cast Shadowy Chainmail, but the spell fizzles. That is a recurrent problem with his sorcery, hence why he has taken the wizard subclass, which he has found to use more reliable magic.

「Strange Aeons」 He then grows his new alien appendages from his upper back. Two slimy tentacles form and stretch above the shoulder and in front of him, as if animated by a life of their own. Emiya turns her head toward her beloved and squeals.

"Eeeeeek! Shokushu!!!"

She puts her hand in front of her mouth to hide her disgust.

"Shi! What is that!"

I know that Shi is a pervert, but I didn't expect this... she thinks to herself.

Shi walks toward one of the doors, holding his desert eagle. But the door opens before he can reach it. An old man, with a long beard and dressed in grey robes, enters. He smiles and introduces himself.

"Greetings, everyone. I am Igorim the Mage, what are you doing in my basement?"

Rolled 49, 55, 97, 67, 8, 45, 27, 15, 79, 20, 17, 76, 14, 13, 12, 74, 9, 59, 82, 54 = 872 (20d100)

>>4327391
"Igorim? How dire must you be
For the mad frog has sent thee
Doth death needs riddance?
Or simple vermin squat thy pants?" I say to the mage. I will also look around if anyone else is in the room or anything of interest.

>>4327340
>>4327342
Baller

>>4327391
Did the portal lead us all into the same tomb/tunnel?

>>4327492
Yes, the portal leads everyone to the same place. For now...

Rolled 95, 34, 43, 54, 64, 28, 76, 90, 75, 68, 75, 16, 9, 32, 28, 18, 51, 98, 2, 33 = 989 (20d100)

>>4327391
>I recede my appendages and lower my desert eagle.

>I cast charm person on the mage

I say to the mage "Hello Igroirm, I am Hito the Mage and this my adventuring group. We're teleported here by a magical device if you could give who us the way out and towards the guild that would be very much appreciated." I ask him "As an experienced mage, you must know many spells. Could you teach me a few?"

>>4327513
Charm person has a +1RS because it's a favored spell and it's cast of intelligence since it's a learned spell.

Rolled 17, 54, 48, 74, 1, 43, 89, 100, 70, 24, 29, 79, 75, 51, 35, 67, 27, 25, 95, 84 = 1087 (20d100)

>>4327513
> Squiddly simply tries to sound as friendly as possible
“Oh, a fellow researcher of the arcane, how lovely. Please forgive us, it appears that our lord and savior Kek has sent us here through the device Shi here talked about. I’m very sorry for the inconvenience, but I assure you that we will leave immediately if you direct us to the local adventuring guild”

Rolled 65, 1, 44, 66, 57, 51, 18, 9, 8, 39, 11, 81, 36, 10, 16, 84, 89, 56, 15, 65 = 821 (20d100)

>>4327500
Intergasting...

>>4327391
>assess the situation, impressed by the clown's resourcefulness
>clearly in a crypt of some kind, though there are no skeletons in sight
>holy fuck a mage, give a smile that seems sinister but in a way that someone would want on their side
"Salutations Igorim, I am a gladiator, woodsman, and dabbling scholar of occult lore, solely curious I assure you, accompanying my friends here in search of the Adventurer's Guild. You wouldn't happen to have a monster infestation or bandit gang you'd like to get rid of for cheap, would you?

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>tfw the thread got nuked

>>4328394
>>4328412
LOL

>>4327513
https://archived.moe/qst/thread/4325194
So you were "TLD" all along? How deep does this go?

>>4328463
Then why did you delete your posts?

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>>4328481
I tried to keep it simple, but here we go. I posted the evidence here, so I could screen cap the evidence being in this thread which would be indisputable evidence since there's no way I could post a screencap of their being 100 posts in the very same thread those posts got deleted before it reached 100 posts again without posts being deleted by Wuxian. I never planned on keeping the evidence here and deleted it, so Wuxian wouldn't kick me out of his game, which I thought he might do considering he already deletes posts that go against him.

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Shi "Seduce a Goddess" Taberu "Dual Hand Cannons" Hito was TLD all along
>challenges QM in thread and abroad while participating in the thread
>when called out, comes clean and confesses everything instantly
>still in quest and barring QM fiat, will remain despite misgivings

The levels of based on display are beyond my feeble comprehension. Is it possible to learn this power?
Please don't summon the mods again or kill the quest in its infancy, it's shaping up to be a lot of fun so far
Srsly tho the evidence of foul-play is fairly significant, though not damning, if Shi is banned over this I'm gone
I know it's a cliche but I think it'd be best if we just agreed to forget this happened, drop the drama, and have a fun-time

>>4328524
I'm not TLD dude. It makes for a good story, but sadly most good stories are made up. If the first part of your post was a joke my bad, I wasn't sure if it was or not.

>>4328552
I have to warn you, I'm dangerously retarded and wasn't exaggerating the Minuscule Wisdom score, but it'd be easy to pretend I was being sarcastic. You're genuinely pretty based though, as far as the conventional definition goes if not further; not caring about society's norms as a whole/rejecting broader perception for your own principles, whatever they are. I think the operation has to do with mass-downvoting the Isekai quest's archives, which as easy to sidestep as keeping links to past threads in archive.moe in pastebin, being that TLD's group wouldn't be able to spam /qst/ assuming the theory that QM Wuxian is a moderator himself, as opposed to simply reporting the off-topic meta-discussion, which is generally seen as Bad™ across the site outside of /qa/. I'm not sure what to make of it, I just hope the controversy doesn't kill the quest because I've been looking forward to it since posting.

>>4328572
I think the project is a video or collection of images showing the wrong doings of Wuxian. Spam down voting isn't really a project and I'm pretty sure they have already being doing it. I hope the quest itself isn't affected as well, since I enjoy playing it with you guys.

>>4328582
>>4328572
We’ll just have to wait and see what Wuxian will do. I too hope that this quest keeps on going because I was really excited about it

>>4328582
You're probably right, I think a collection of image macros is the most likely response. QM Wuxian may have flaked in the past but most are guilty of the same and there's no shame in trying to do better. Like I said earlier, I doubt they're a moderator since I've seen quests get wiped of meta-controversy like this before and I'm willing to give them the benefit of the doubt, allegations of shitpost impersonations aside. I wouldn't worry about the survival of the quest, this'll probably blow over in a few days.

This is an unrelated question, but is there any reason you went for the Wizard class? Also, are the previous Harem Protag/Edgelord cheats still active, or are you just rolling with Strange Aeons and the still head-over-heels priestess waifu + a pair of gold-plated desert eagles? I was a little confused by the sheet and your subsequent posts.

>>4327391
>Houston bows to Kek and walks through the strange doorway

(can barely tell what's going on because people are arguing, so it's just like most DnD sessions I'm in)

I'll post the update in about 2 hours.

>>4328768
So you're a mod and you ruined everything

>>4328778
Top kek

>>4325202

THIRD TURN

>>4327472
Q: Does Mark's riddle activate Honkler?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 49
A: Yes

Q: Is anyone in the room?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 67
A: No

Q: What is there of interest?
Rolls: 8, 45
A: Oppose of Illness
Rolls: 27, 15
Something related to healing
A: Praise of The innocent
Rolls: 15, 79
Dedicated to a god of innocence
A: Gratify of Vehicle
The place is a vehicle

>>4327526
Q: Does Squiddly make a good impression?
Charisma: Avg
DC: Low (friendly)
Roll: 17
A: Yes

>>4327513
Q: Can Shi cast Charm Person?
IQ: Exceptional
DC: Low - 1 RS (favored spell) = Weak
Roll: 95
A: Yes

Q: Does the wizard have defenses?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 54 (4th roll)
A: No

Saving Throw: Will negates
Q: Can he beat the wizard's willpower?
IQ: Exceptional
DC: Avg - 1 RS (favored spell) = Below Avg
Roll: 34
A: Yes

Q: Are they in a floating castle? (cf. Mark's rolls)
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 64
A: No

Q: Is there a guild nearby?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 28
A: Yes

Q: Does the mage have scrolls?
Odds: Unlikely (they are rare)
Roll: 76
A: No

>>4327533
Q: Does the mage have a quest for Wade?
Odds: Somewhat Likely
Roll: 66
A: No
>>4327472
「Honkler」 Mark recites a cryptical riddle to the mage and activates more of his Honkler power. He suddenly and instinctively feels that he's immune to any vermin that could potentially squat his pants, be they lice, frogs or more common STDs.

Mark pushes the mage on the side, deftly climbs a flight of stairs, and enters what seems to be the mage's living room. It's soberly decorated, with a white statue of Artemis, the Greek goddess of the hunt and innocence, and the head of a deer above the chimney. Magical devices emit a blue energy that the clown feels to be soothing, if not healing. There's also a panel on the wall with various levers and settings written in runes that he cannot read.

Mark
>Protection against STDs for 2 rounds

>>4328835
>>4327513
With assured gestures, Shi casts his favorite spell, Charm Person. Pink energy flows from the tip of his fingers and enters the orifices of the mage. His facial expression changes subtly, becoming more relaxed as he becomes more receptive to suggestions.

Shi enquires about spells and the guild.

"Oh, yes, I'm experienced, but spells proper are only used by the highest level wizards of the Adventurer's Guild and the Sorcerer's Guild, and I have no claim to such fame. I am a mage of nature, I produce potions and balms, and bring peace to the creatures of nature. This moving castlet can travel between the city and the wilderness depending on my needs."

Shi can tell the the mage is not lying. Through one of the windows, he can see that they are in an arid wasteland.

"If I drive to the north, we should reach Visea in about an hour or two, where you will find a Guild for certain. I was here at the frontier of the empire to heal the animals who have been hurt by the orcs."

>>4327526
Squiddly speaks in a very friendly manner.

“Oh, a fellow researcher of the arcane, how lovely. Please forgive us, it appears that our lord and savior Kek has sent us here through the device Shi here talked about. "

"You are a worshipper of Kek! That should have been obvious. That a party of heteroclite adventurers appear in my basement, that could only mean they are members of Kek's Adventurer's Guild. Tell me, what do you know about the arcane? I would love to discuss the subject with you. Also, the young master's name is Shi? What else do you know about him?"

For some reason, he seems fascinated with Shi.

>>4327533
Wade cracks a psychotic smirk.

"Salutations Igorim, You wouldn't happen to have a monster infestation or bandit gang you'd like to get rid of for cheap, would you?"

"I wish no harms to monsters or bandits! We are all Artemis' children, in our own way. Monsters and bandits are named as such only because they do not fit the norms of human society, but all they want is to leave in peace. They might kill to survive, but so does all natural life. It's a cycle of predator and prey, no one can fight it. The elves might dillusion themselves into believing that they are beyond the cycle by refusing to eat meat, but they are no better than others. As a woosdman, I think you should understand."

>>4328835
"My, my, my, carvings of divine
Aid these eyes, too seek within what lies"
I say to the stoic glass eyed deer.

"What does this do? Magic Man?" I ask to Ignum.

>>4328592
In one quest I rolled for 2 cheats in the next cheats weren't a usable thing so I got to get a class and subclass after asking for it from a god. I rerolled those cheats here and got Edgelord and Syrange Aeons. I picked the wizard class because I have higher int than will.

>>4328592
Shi has a class + 2 cheats. He has one more cheat than everyone else because he's gained the class from joining Loki's Familia whereas the cheats are obtained from Kek.

>>4328881
For the same reason Emiya has two classes. She was a priestess naturally and she's gained the thief class from Loki's Familia.

Rolled 94, 63, 17, 100, 37, 58, 85, 91, 36, 83, 17, 15, 3, 48, 44, 26, 50, 35, 67, 97 = 1066 (20d100)

>>4328837
>consider the mage's philosophy
>-mentioned Artemis in reverence
>-dismisses malice as a motivation
>-wishes no harm to either threat
>conclusion: Igorim is a worshiper of Artemis, Goddess of Purity and the Hunt, and the region is at least somewhat peaceful, allowing laxness in combat readiness though like any magic user, he should be underestimated at my own peril
"Hahaha. You seem to be an upstanding sort mage, it's not often I hear of a magic user venerating Artemis, though I must admit I'm more partial to Aristaeus. You say if you drive? I don't intend to pry, but does that mean you have a vehicle of some sort of stashed here? Where are we, by the by? I haven't seen the outside and can't quite triangulate. I appear to have lost my gear during the transit and need to replace it at the earliest possible opportunity. Difficult to go adventuring as is, but where there's people there's unskilled labour to be done, and I might be able to eke out a pittance."

>>4328870
>>4328881
Thank you for satisfying my curiosity, very intriguing.

Rolled 44, 77, 16, 73, 14, 37, 54, 52, 46, 54, 72, 93, 18, 56, 9, 6, 38, 75, 9, 19 = 862 (20d100)

>>4328850
HONK!

Rolled 54, 24, 90, 96, 76, 50, 5, 45, 57, 97, 7, 84, 78, 39, 60, 91, 48, 51, 61, 28 = 1141 (20d100)

>>4328837
>I say to the Mage "Do you have any scrolls or books on magic spells."

>>4328837
“I know that the arcane is a fickle thing, bent and warped by one’s will and intentions. Unfortunately I only know the most basic theories of scholarly arcane, I am a priest after all, not a wizard such as you.
Of our young Shi here I know that he’s apparently a descendent of some eastern deity and for some reason he’s stupidly powerful”

> Squiddly wants some information back too though
“You said that you were here to help some animals that were injured by orcs. Why are these orcs here? Also, I know that this is a weird request, but do you have a potted plant of any kind on this castle? I need it for an experiment”

Rolled 96, 38, 58, 87, 85, 39, 85, 97, 82, 11, 6, 88, 25, 42, 34, 31, 46, 14, 36, 92 = 1092 (20d100)

>>4329039
rollin'

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>>4325202

FOURTH TURN

Art: "Steampunk City" by activateru, Creative Commons

>>4328901
Q: Is the deer magical?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 73
A: No

Q: Can Mark remember where Tyria is?
Memory: Above Avg
DC: High
Roll: 44
A: Yes

>>4328894
Q: Do the city of the empires have arenas?
Odds: Very Likely (cf. Devapura)
Roll: 100
A: Crit No
Crit: restricted to Devapura

>>4328997
Q: Does the mage have a book on magic spells?
Odds: Very Unlikely (he doesn't have scrolls)
Roll: 96
A: Crit No
Crit: this is very rare

>>4329039
Q: Describe the greenhouse
Rolls: 87, 85
A: Work hard of Technology
technological
Rolls: 39, 85
A: Bestow of Technology
Rolls: 97, 82
A: Transform of Dispute
Transform the dispute into peace

Q: Describe the city
Rolls: 11, 6
A: Persecute of Reality
A terrible place
Rolls: 88, 25
A: Control of Friendship
Very unfriendly
Rolls: 42, 34
A: Haggle of Expectation
With rude, haggling merchants

>>4328850
Mark asks about the deer.

"It doesn't do anything. This is the head of a noble stag, as a representation of the predator and prey cycle of the world, a beautiful memento memori. I like to look at it to be reminded of my status. As a magician, sometimes, I feel overpowered, but I'm no fool, I know that I'm not a god."

>>4328894
Wade asks about the vehicle.

"Do I have a vehicle? Yes, of course. You are actually alraedy inside of the vehicle. This is a moving castlet that can travel overland. Let me show you." the mage says.

He walks toward the lever panel and pulls one of the levers. The floor trembles, and the party can hear the collision of the footsteps of a moving goliath beneath them. Wade notices through the window that they are indeed moving.

"You don't know where you are, do you? I understand, you were teleported inside of the basement. We are on the southern frontier of the Empire of Tyria. The city of Visea is to the north, and to the south is the Wasteland, ruled by the orcs."

「Memory」Mark remembers that Devapura, the city of the Gods, was too located to the south of the Empire of Tyria. That means Kek's portal didn't bring him very far from his last location.

The timelines might be confusing, but the Grimdark setting in a separate timeline, in the future of the Isekai, so it will not be considered canonical.

Wade explains that he has lost his possessions.

"As a gladiator, it should be easy to earn some easy money. I can tell that you're a great fighter, your body is solid and only bears one scar on the side of your head."

>>4329431

>>4328997
Shi asks about spells scrolls and magic books.

(The mage had already stated previously that he doesn't have scrolls)

"Grimoires are very rare. I only have a book about basic spells that are used for teaching, but nothing advanced. Sorcerers always make their own spells depending on the situation and their own imagination. A sorcerer that lacks imagination would make a poor sorcerer. I do not think a beginner book would interest you, would it?"

>>4329039
Squiddly says that Shi is stupidly powerful.

The wizard nods.

"I can feel that young master Shi is very powerful. He emits a strong aura of magic that any sorcerer could perceive. Perhaps it is the strongest aura I've felt."

Squiddly asks questions about orcs and plants.

"The orcs are here because they are in a perpetual war against humans, so they always live on the edge of civilization. They haven't developed the ability to farm -- or they don't want to, I don't know which it is. Regardless, they only live from raiding humans, elves and beastmen. They are the ultimate predators."

He tells Squiddly to follow him to an adjacent room. This is a wonderful, romantic greenhouse, a delightful indoor garden with many varieties of trees and flowers and a fountain. It seems to be partly automated, as Squiddly can spot metallic tubes which he assumes to be for watering the plants, and he can hear the distinctive rattle of gears. It's a very tranquil place, that brings peace to his mind, and makes him forget the horrors of Pelzer.

***

They speak with the mage for about an hour. The landscape becomes more green and pastural, until they reach the city. The first thing that they see is a zeppelin flying in the sky! The city is walled with bricks, and the buildings that they can see seem dirty: it gives a strange impression of a mix of medieval and Victorian architecture. Black smoke comes out of a gigantic factory chimney, and they can smell the faint odor of sulfur. Igorim explains that this is Visea, a city ruled by alchemists, merchants and slavers. A very dangerous place but still much less dangerous than the Wasteland. For Squiddly, this is the first Isekai city that he has ever seen. Igorum pulls a lever, and the castlet stops moving.

Rolled 53, 62, 52, 11, 100, 94, 92, 49, 14, 24, 81, 95, 63, 8, 73, 85, 75, 10, 22, 15 = 1078 (20d100)

>>4329432
I ask Igorim "How do we get to the guild from the city entrance?" I announce to the group "First order of business is to visit the local adventurer's guild, follow me."

>I walk towards the entrance, pay the fee for the group, and head towards the adventuring guild.

Rolled 12, 16, 69, 69, 91, 12, 46, 100, 21, 99, 40, 94, 88, 46, 6, 40, 36, 16, 58, 83 = 1042 (20d100)

>>4329431
>look out the window, notice the floor shifting and ground moving
>the mage says we're on a moving castle, which means we must be thousands of feet above the ground, minimum
>holy fuck
>mild fear of heights kicks in, nervous laughter
"Eheheheheh..."
>whispers to self
"SHIT'S FUCKED"
>stares away from window, stop thinking about it, calm down
>listen to the mage speak, note the location, southern frontier of the Empire of Tyria, south of the city of Visea, and north of the Wasteland
>have no context for what the Empire of Tyria or the city of Visea are, will have to ask someone later, as for the Wasteland, have roughed it in the Arizona desert before to prove that I could for a week for a week, wasn't bad because I brought a knife and gloves, there were plenty of cacti to cut open, 'shave', drink from, and fry, but was moderately bored and had a nasty case of sunburn afterward
>not terrible but not great either, if the Wasteland is similar don't want to relive the experience, or run afoul of the orcs ruling it, though as Igorim mentioned vegetarian elves and we've been Isekai'd, that implies cliches are in play and pig-orcs are likely, know firsthand that hogs are dangerous as hell and likely no less dangerous than green-barbarian orcs or, lady luck stay her bitch hand, tolkienesque industrialist orcs
>that and there's likely magic pollution leftover from whatever made the Wasteland, because they referred to it as the Wasteland and not the Desert, a bad idea all around
>nod to the mage and touch hand to scar on left side of head, faded pink, in the middle space between ear and eye, and goes straight from an inch below the scalp to the middle of the cheek
"Funny thing, the scar's completely unrelated to my gladiatorial career. I got in an accident running into some sharp sheet metal while I was helping a friend herd some cows into a cattle trai- pasture."
>continue listening to the mage, orcs are apparently raiders in a perpetual war against humans, elves, and beastmen, who, if Isekai cliches hold true, are likely humans but with animal ears and tails, which is a bit boring but I remind myself to be thankful I wasn't Isekai'd in my own setting and freezing in ashen snow at this point
>more importantly, the mage confirms that orcs aren't industrialists or at least, not at a large scale, which is reassuring as hell
>notice that we've arrived at the city of Visea, which Igorim says is ruled by alchemists, merchants, and slavers, something much less reassuring though, as a gladiator...
>it's likely there's underground fighting rings and if not, someone with expertise on handling a net could have some decent work for whatever slavers are in business here
>(1/2)

>>4329889
>not likely though, I find slavery distasteful because it undercuts the freeman's economy and violates my own precept, that each individual is responsible for their self in and of themselves and beholden to none, save kith and kin, and those they've entered into a mutual agreement with
>zeppelins and victorian architecture in an Isekai setting can only mean one thing though, a weeb-steampunk aesthetic
>try not to cringe at the sight outside of the window, fail
>>4329476
>listen to Shi announce our collective destination
"I don't remember putting you in charge but... You're the one with a gun and the only healer we have's crawling all over you, so I'll tow the line."
>hmmm
>check cargo short pockets to see if my folding knife and wallet are still there
>the wrist too, to see if the watch hasn't gone missing yet
>glasses are still on my face so I assume they are, but can't be sure until I've seen it myself
>need to confirm that the God of Chaos hasn't slipped anything else into my pockets while I wasn't looking either
>for all I know there might be a magic shrinking/growing trident or tiny, vicious black mamba in there
>in retrospect, it might not have been a good idea to check by shoving hands into my pockets
>(2/2)

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>>4329431
"Iggie, this might me be too much for me to ask
But can you spare me provisions to aid us in our task?"
I ask the wizard.

Rolled 11, 95, 4, 18, 23, 95, 5, 28, 66, 22, 10, 9, 41, 20, 53, 59, 28, 36, 90, 16 = 729 (20d100)

>>4329431
>>4329966
>turn to Mark and say
"We shouldn't bother this mage any more. We've already tried his hospitality enough."
>speak like trying to discourage him from asking for supplies, am actually trying on the mage's sense of altruism to increase the odds of him supplying us

>>4329984
I know this shit's dishonest but he can afford a moving castle and I doubt the Adventurer's Guild build in cutthroat merchant-slaver city gives handouts.

>>4329984
Meant to say tested his hospitality, damn, I really need to get some sleep

>>4330002
The Adventurer's Guild branch, fuck

Rolled 57, 14, 60, 89, 34, 79, 44, 44, 66, 13, 13, 20, 59, 67, 97, 51, 51, 21, 5, 22 = 906 (20d100)

>>4329984
>>4329966

>i reply
"You're no fun Wade, surely a man who owns a moving castle and is a formidable wizard can spare such things."

>I turn back to the wizard and ask
"Is this castle being powered by a fire demon you caught from a falling star which also keeps your heart? Just so we can steer clear of any form of copyright infringement"

Rolled 4, 69, 34, 51, 92, 64, 62, 75, 47, 80, 9, 92, 30, 100, 91, 72, 9, 19, 72, 25 = 1097 (20d100)

>>4329432
> Squiddly looks for the cheapest/least rare plant in the greenhouse. If he finds an easy to replace one, he snaps one of the plant’s leaves/branches in half and casts “dark heal” on it

Update in 2-3 hours

The update is going to take more time today because I'm going to sort the inventories. I couldn't keep track of the inventories before because I was posting from both home and the office. But now with the "epidemics" I work from home so it's easier to make a file.

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This message is for the QM
https://pastebin.com/fP4Txwrd

>>4330847
Hello KTTL. I will add it to the Adventurer's Guild, that's good, it adds to the chaos.

As for writing tips, I'm not the most qualified because I speak English as a second language too. But I feel your grammar has improved overall. Have you been doing a lot of reading?

>tfw Dante, Steve, and Marcel haven't posted in a few days
I hope they didn't drop the quest.

>>4330842
Is there any reason you went with the 100 instead of the 94 for the question about Arenas in the last update? It's not that big of a deal since they'd both likely be Crit Nos, but I didn't realize that crits took precedent.

>>4330912
>Is there any reason you went with the 100 instead of the 94 for the question about Arenas in the last update?
Yes, the reason is Isekai Rule #1. The first three rolls are reserved to the player's main actions, that helps for the players to know if they've rolled good or not.

The question about the arenas is not an action, it's a question for me to generate the environment, so I took the 4th roll.

I do mix up the rolls sometimes though, if it affects your character you can point it out and then I try to fix it on the next turn.

>>4325402
I'm sorting the inventories. It was Shi who had made bagpipes out of Hero William's lungs.

William's Bagpipes:The bagpipes still have a raw, organic look, with a hint of Cthulhu caused by the intervention of chaos magic. To say it more plainly, they look quite disgusting, but they are perfectly functional as a musical instrument.

>>4330920
I see, thank you. I thought I didn't notice something, I have a real talent for missing the obvious.

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>>4325202

FIFTH TURN

>>4329889
Q: Has Kek slipped something in Wade's pockets?
Odds: Impossible (never done before)
Roll: 69
A: No

>>4330041
Q: Will Iggie spare some provisions?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 89
A: No

Q: What is powering the castle?
Rolls: 34, 79
A: Lie of Vehicle
He lies about what's powering the vehicle

Q: Can Mark perceive the lie?
Intuition: Above Avg
DC: Avg
Roll: 57
A: Yes

>>4330726
Q: Can Squiddly "feel" what went wrong with Dark Heal?
Intuition: Avg
DC: High
Roll: 4
A: Crit Yes
Crit: he gets full information

>>4329476
Q: Is there an entrance fee?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 11
A: Yes

Random Event Roll: 100
A: NPC Positive

What NPC?
01-50: Emiya
51-00: Igorim
Roll: 94

Q: What happens?
Roll: 92, 49
A: Vengeance of Failure
He makes a repair (= vengeance) to his sound system (= was in failure), sound system inspired by the pic in Turn 4

Q: Describe the town more
Rolls: 14, 24
A: Abandon of Tension
Not as tense as the mage said

Q: Describe the guild
Rolls: 81, 95
A: Excitement of Nature
A giant tree inside
Rolls: 63, 8
A: Ambush of Enemies
Orcs!
Rolls: 73, 85
A: Propose of Technology
Technological services
>>4329889
Wade checks his pockets to make sure that the God of Chaos hasn't slipped any "surprise" in them, but he only has his folding knife and wallet, as expected.

Wade says:

"You're the one with a gun and the only healer we have's crawling all over you, so I'll tow the line."

Incorrect! Squiddly is a priest of Kek, and he also has a healing cheat, which makes him a double healer.

>>4331031

>>4329966
>>4330041
Mark asks Iggie for provisions.

"I think I've helped you enough by bringing you here. Now, you need to fly on your own wings. As experienced adventurers, you do not need to help of an old man such as myself for something as trivial as getting provisions."

Mark asks if the castle is powered by a fire demon. The mage nods his head absent-mindedly.

「Intuition」Mark feels that the mage is nodding to brush away the question, but in fact, he probably does not want to reveal all the secrets of his castle.

>Mark has drawn the picture of a deer, but as it holds no particular clown energy, it has no special effect

>>4330726
Squiddly snaps an orchid from the greenhouse. He closes his eyes and concentrates on his power of Dark Heal, which is part of the Cursed Sage cheat. Dark energy leaves his mouth for a few centimeters, but then goes back inside.

「Intuition」Squiddly "feels" that he doesn't have enough money to properly use his Dark Heal power. He cannot explain much else about this feeling, but he's certain that the activation of the magic doesn't work for as long as he's a poorfag.

>>4331031

>>4329476
[RANDOM EVENT / NPC Positive] Inspired by the freshness of his visitors, Igorim has found the energy to repair the sound system of his castle. When they arrive, he honks his horn to announce their arrival. The sound is similar to the singing of a whale, but deeper and louder.

Shi gets the directions to the guild from Igorim and leads the way to the entrance of the city, with a self-assured footstep, followed by his girlfriend, Emiya, and a girl with dark brown hair who came out of the basement after the castle stopped moving. The mysterious girl doesn't seem too happy. Who is she?! The rest of the party follows behind them. Shi generously pays the entrance fee for everyone, which is only 1 copper coin; a negligible amount for a man of his rank. He throws them one more coin as a tip for their good services.

The Adventurer's Guild is located close to the entrance of the town, to the left. Shi discovers that Visea is not anywhere near as dangerous as Igorim said. No one is hostile to him, and people tend to get out of his way. He kicks the door of the guild open, and checks out the environment, his vision hindered by his sunglasses.

Contrasting with the rest of the town, which is rather advanced on a technological level, the Adventurer's Guild is a wooden building, with a wooden floor and a giant, magical looking, blue-green tree growing in the middle, surrounding by small, floating balls of energy dancing around its trunk. Like all Adventurer's Guild, it has a board where all the open quests are posted, and there are three maids standing behind glass-protected counters, each one having a different hair color; the maid on the left has green hair, the one in the middle pink hair, and the one on the right, yellow hair. A stylized portrait of Pepe the Frog is drawn on the wall behind them, inside of a circle. Overall, the guild gives an impression of good taste, kawaiiness, and positive energy.

>Steve, Marcel, Dante, and Houston will remain in the guild hall or tavern until active.

Rolled 74, 95, 66, 8, 54, 47, 48, 62, 20, 12, 56, 15, 72, 67, 48, 68, 3, 51, 66, 24 = 956 (20d100)

>>4331034
>I turn to the brown haired girl and ask "Who are you?"

>I go to the pink haired girl's counter and get myself, Emiya, and the Brown haired girl signed up if there's a fee I pay for the group. I then ask her "Are there magic books or scrolls here I could learn from."

Rolled 48, 2, 33, 39, 36, 60, 31, 97, 63, 8, 98, 48, 42, 96, 22, 16, 100, 92, 82, 52 = 1065 (20d100)

>>4331034
I approach brown hair girl and say "A stowaway, didn't see you with us there. Do you have a name?"

I would try to conjure an illusion of the naked body of Riley Reid inside the Guild, the nipples and her nether regions are censored of course, just to get a feel of what I am capable of.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>4331031
>Incorrect! Squiddly is a priest of Kek, and he also has a healing cheat, which makes him a double healer.
True but the Goddess of Healing is likely more reliable for curing wounds than the God of Chaos, Cursed Sage cheat notwithstanding.

>>4331031
>>4331033
>>4331034
>sigh in relief that knife and wallet are still on me
>have more respect for the mage because he didn't give us free supplies out of pity even if it makes things harder
>wave goodbye, leave the moving castle while trying not to look at the ground and follow the directions to the Adventurer's Guild
>a blatantly magical tree, neon-hair colored maid-secretaries, and an interior taken straight out of konosuba
>the only thing out of the ordinary is the portrait of pepe hanging on the wall, implying that Kek is involved in the sponsorship or religion of the place, likely both
>be annoyed by Isekai tropes on display, only the Japanese could turn something as fantastical as adventuring into a unionized office job
>I blame the zaibatsu
>but it beats sitting at a desk and honest work is honest work
>stare at the counter and pick a secretary at random

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>>4330897
>Have you been doing a lot of reading?
nah, will write more some other day

>>4331079
>only the Japanese could turn something as fantastical as adventuring into a unionized office job
that's how kingdoms control the populations of murderhobos

>>4331034
>>4331079
>noticing Shi is already preoccupied with the pink-haired secretary, I go to the blonde-haired one
>the brown-haired stranger is interesting but I know enough to know that any mystery quest hook coming from them is likely above my level of expertise and equipment
>that is to say jack and shit
>reach the counter, stretch, and hope that if Igorim could comprehend my bizarrely deep voice and borderline guttural southern amerifat accent they can too
"How's it going ma'am? My name's Wade and I blew in on Igorim's moving castle with the rest of these outstanding gentlemen 'bout ten minutes ago. I'm looking for work and I hear the Adventurer's Guild's a good place to find it. I'm an experienced Gladiator, seasoned woodsman, and lifelong scholar of forbidden lore, for the sake of countering it, of course. Is there anything I can do for this fine establishment? Also, it's unprofessional of me to ask, but I lost my equipment in a teleportation-mishap and was wondering... Do you have any surplus sitting in the back I could borrow for a day or two? I'm a half-decent scribe but don't know the kanji from elven script, if this-"
>take out old receipt for two corndogs and a chicken strip, turn it over, and write name in print on the back using wallet pen
"Makes any sense and there's a position to fill, I'd be more than happy to handle paperwork for a day or two."
>do some introspection for a second
"Also, are there any decent eateries or bars around here?"
>not just looking to potentially put years of experience with a dutch oven to use, haven't eaten since dying (again?)
>fuck, I hope the Isekai doesn't extend to the food, I can only handle so much japanese in a month
>then again, maybe I should, if it was I could start a stall flipping burger patties and make bank

>>4331084
>nah, will write more some other day
Based, the best way to get better at anything is practice. I didn't read the pastebin earlier because it's for the QM and don't want to spoil anything, but as long as you keep writing about a page a day you can't possibly get any worse.

>that's how kingdoms control the populations of murderhobos
Very true... Hold the phone, are bandits just murderhobos that didn't sign on with the Guild?

>>4331072
[Spoiler] I know the brown haired girl is the girl I won in the arena, I just think it would be funny to see her reaction [Spoiler/]

>>4331102
Bruh did you know you can hit ctrl+s to automatically make a spoiler? I use it to save time on typing and separate OOC from IC

>>4331102
>>4331109
It's just quicker than typing it out everytime, but not everyone knows about the ctrl+s thing

>>4331111
>>4331109
Thanks, I'll start using it

>>4331256
I think it's too useful to be as obscure as it is

>>4331267
I agree this makes doing spoiler tags 100% easier

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>>4325196
Abigail's sheet, she's a priestess of Aphrodite and Shi's slave

Rolled 54, 82, 58, 59, 46, 38, 64, 61, 78, 21, 6, 68, 30, 2, 33, 73, 64, 63, 15, 32 = 947 (20d100)

>>4331031
> Squiddly inspects the glowing tree to find out what is going on with it and why it’s glowing. If possible, he’ll take one of the glowy things because it could be useful

>>4331305
What do you mean by mainstream political views. Do you mean main stream like in the media and cultural dialogue aka leftist or centrism like the avearge American. I think she had to be atleast a bit of a lefty if she was a cam whore.

>>4331305
>>4330943
>>4331553
>>Abigail is an Isekai victim who was enslaved by bandits in the nightmare desert of Wadrima. She knows nothing about Aphrodite, except that she's the Goddess of Love. Hero William freed her from the bandits and they escaped the desert together, but when William was defeated in the Familia War, Shi made her his slave adventurer. He said that she disobeys even once, he'll kill her and use her body to make a revenant who will obey him.
>>>He said that she disobeys even once, he'll kill her and use her body to make a revenant who will obey him.
>>when William was defeated
>>>William's Bagpipes: The bagpipes still have a raw, organic look, with a hint of Cthulhu caused by the intervention of chaos magic. To say it more plainly, they look quite disgusting, but they are perfectly functional as a musical instrument.
Holy fuck, how based can one man become? If this continues full-frontal, I might be getting a Creepy boon just for associating with the same party. In all seriousness though, can you give me a link to the thread this went down in so I can read it? Sounds like an interesting story.

I was partially bluffing with the secretary, I have no idea if my mostly theoretical understanding of /x/-tier ritualism, warding/contacting entities, and goetic shit transfers to the Isekai setting.

>>4331583
Here's the thread
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3947911/#p3965803

My favorite moment in a thread has to be when I cucked Dante in my first turn http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3919883/#p3921539

>>4331553
She believes in whatever is mainstream in her environment. Yes, she was a Leftist when she lived on Earth.

>>4325202

SIXTH TURN

>>4331078
Q: Can Mark conjure an illusion of Riley Reid?
Charisma: Avg
DC: Low
Roll: 48
A: Yes

Q: Can he remember her decently well?
Memory: Above Avg
DC: Above Avg (not so easy to remember a face)
Roll: 2
A: Crit Yes
Crit: accurately reproduced

>>4331352
Q: Can Squiddly understand what's going on with the tree?
Intuition: Avg
DC: High (he can't)
Roll: 54
A: No

Q: Can he take one of the glowy things?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 59
A: No


>>4331078
A red nose appears on Mark's face. He squeezes it and an holographic illusion of the prostitute Riley Reid appears in the middle of the guild hall. Her face and body are accurately reproduced in the slightest detail that Mark can remember. A soldier, surprised, tries to cover her up with his cape to protect her modesty, but his arm goes through her. He laughs when he realized that it was not a real person. The illusion remains for as long as Mark concentrated on it in his mind, and disappeared afterward.

>>4331352
Squiddly inspects the glowing tree. He can't really figure out what its purpose is. The closest thing to it in his world would be the elven trees in World of Warcraft. He tries to take one of the floating balls, but they are immaterial and thus impossible to catch.

>>4331763

>>4331072
>>4331079
Shi turns to the brown-haired girl and asks "Who are you?"

For a split second, she frowns with anger, then she looks down. "I'm... Abigail, your slave."

Abigail is a slave that Shi has earned from the Familia War between Kek and Loki, during his stay in Devapura, the City of the Gods. Shi is part of Loki's Familia. The entire Kek Familiar was slaughtered by his team, only Abigail survived and Shi captured her. She's a low-level priestess. Shi dismisses her and goes to the pink-haired girl's counter.

"Bienvenue, messire."

She asks each person of the group to touch a crystal ball, which radiates with some energy when they put their hand on it. It radiates the most when it is Shi who touches it.

"I see that you are all members of Kek's Adventurer's Guild and registered with a Familia. And incredible! You are an A rank, that's pretty rare! You can exchange Kek Points for spell scrolls but I see that you do not have any point currently. To earn Kek Points, you can look at our board for quests that are suitable for your rank."

Wade touches the crystal sphere too.

"I see that you've registered at the Adventurer's Guild of the Malachite Theocracy. You have 3 points which are transferrable to the Kek's Adventurer's Guild, would you like to do so?"

She hands him an ID card with his picture on it.

Wade enquires about work. The girl giggles when Wade enumerates all of his professions.

"That's quite a peculiar document, but we don't need a scribe. You can look at the quests on the quest board, and bring me one that you like."

Wade enquires about free equipment. She goes to the backroom and bring back a rusty short sword.

"We are prepared for this type of situation. You wouldn't believe how often our members lose all of their equipment. You can have this sword, it's worthless."

Wade enquires about eateries. The woman points to an elevated tavern on the side of the guild hall.

"Yes, you should definitely try out the guild tavern, our specialty is the bouchée impériale."

>fuck, I hope the Isekai doesn't extend to the food, I can only handle so much japanese in a month
For an authentic anime experience, the Isekai cuisine is what I think the Japanese think European cuisine is.

>Shi: A rank
>Emiya: B rank
>Wade: C rank
>Abigail: D rank

>>4331765
>I cast charm person on the pick haired girl and say "You could spare a few high-level scrolls for such an experienced Adventurer like me right?"

>I look for a quest that has to deal with monster girls.

Rolled 59, 75, 74, 87, 1, 39, 71, 58, 66, 48, 23, 96, 40, 65, 62, 11, 9, 44, 99, 57 = 1084 (20d100)

>>4331812

Rolled 87, 17, 52, 26, 98, 92, 84, 77, 93, 11, 75, 27, 32, 4, 93, 16, 74, 10, 93, 65 = 1126 (20d100)

>>4331765
> Squiddly enters the guild too, afraid of being left behind by the team. As he enters, he says a short prayer to kek while walking past the Pepe poster. He then walks up to the counter where everyone else also went for their ranking

“I’m sorry miss, I’m also with the group of weirdly dressed adventurers so I’d like to register myself too. By the way, do you know of any library about spells or of a church dedicated to kek?”

Rolled 62, 85, 37, 43, 46, 93, 46, 94, 82, 55, 93, 83, 46, 16, 69, 46, 27, 53, 75, 74 = 1225 (20d100)

>>4331763
>>4331765
>listen to the secretary, giving an amicable smile as best as I can though my broad facial structure makes it hard to pull off something that doesn't look like a grimace
>nothing seems out of the ordinary for an anime, from the Rank system to the point system, obligated to touch the glowing sphere at the tree and have our power level measured
>cliche as expected, do not hesitate
>apparently I'm C Rank, though I don't know if it's the Gladiator class or niche skillset from years of ill-advised decisions that brought me up there
>slightly flattering, then she mentions that I'm already registered to the Adventurer's Guild of the Malachite Theocracy
>my knees buckle, my head swims, and I collapse onto the floor
>it all comes back to me: the Sorcerer's spark I squandered, the 'curse' of fragility that Kek bestowed by curing my brain's numbness, the alleyway thugs I immolated, the Sorcerer whose frenzied yokai beat me to death before turning on them, and...
>the peach cobbler I baked for that maid at the Rabid Owl inn
>Caitrin was her name and yearning to see the great wide world was her game
>after that yokai slayed me in a single blow, it must've run rampant through the streets of the city in the middle of the night, no doubt killing dozens, or even hundreds before it was stopped
>that date was /comfy/, we connected, and now...
>she might be dead
>I take a shallow breath, stand, and harden my resolve
>but that's just life
>I'll do better next time and if she's still out there, one day I'll find her and apologize for leaving her to handle her bitch coworkers on her own
>can't venture across a continent or over the ocean penniless, unequipped, and on my lonesome though
>that's a goal, gather the strength of limb and steel of blade to return to the Malachite Theocracy, refind Caitrin, and drink until I'm unconscious to forget the shame of splitting the four-person party four ways on a search for a master sorcerer who'd stolen a magic weapon across a medium-sized town because holy fuck
>that was retarded, what the fuck was I thinking?
>wait, I gave my watch away to Ansgar, what the hell is it doing on my wrist?
>I grab it, feel that it's still there, and realize that I emerged in Kek's realm the same as I was the first time and left it identical, in everything from clothes to the folding knife to the lack of an exploded liver
>there are only two possible conclusions to make, one, I'm an alternate copy of my previous self experiencing their memories, which is too terrifying on an existential level to begin to contemplate, or two, for one reason or another, I reincarnated as myself in the moment I was sent into Kek's realm which means that, since someone is only supposed to be able to die and reincarnate once, I'm basically a solid, living ghost which is metal as fuck
>more importantly, that gives me the excuse to give myself an epithet, "Wade the Once-Dead"
>(1/2)

>>4331916
>there is no decent reason to do so, I just have a fetish for vague epithets and it's my hope to amass a collection
>any memorable excuse that can stand up to two seconds of scrutiny is enough
>I clear my head, push the implications to the back of my psyche, and retrieve the rusted short sword, weighing it in my hands and asking myself a vital question
>is it close enough to a gladius to count as one for my skill?
>if not, I've hit a man on the head enough to give him a concussion with a chair leg before his friend clocked me in the jaw, kicked my ass, and left me limping for two weeks
>and this can't be too out there, for that, she has my gratitude
"Many thanks for blade ma'am, and I wouldn't call it worthless. A tablespoon can kill a man, much less a goblin!"
>I give it an experimental twirl in the air, seeing if my Class's skill also applies to theatrical displays
>when that's done I turn back
"Yes, I would like to transfer my points. You mentioned spell scrolls to my friend Shi earlier, is there anything else points can be exchanged for? If not, can they be transferred to another adventurer? I don't have any use for spells and I imagine we'd get more use out of them as a group if our sorcerer had a mystic arsenal prepared than if our gladiator was fumbling over cantrips."
>hopefully they sell maps and manuals, getting some context on where we are and what we're up against is essential
>it's an outside chance too, but finding a method to diversify my abstract portfolio would be phenomenal
>failing that, Isekai settings always have demons or dark spirits from the underworld, summoning one and offering to let it brand its symbol on my upper chest or mutate a bodypart I could hide easily in exchange for a pittance of its power could get me started off as a bargain-bin Warlock, which would feed back into the Creepy cheat
>more importantly, I need to bring in some revenue because chalk and candles don't buy themselves
>first things first though, I never introduced myself
"It occurs to me I never asked and lest I commit a faux passe, what's your name ma'am?"

>>4331812
>notice Shi checking the quest board
>talk out loud to the group
"That makes me think, we really need to figure out how we're going to split the loot. If I can have access to the bodyparts of any monsters and gladitorial equipment we find, I'd be more than happy with a ten percent share of the treasure we haul in."
>turn back to the secretary
"Say... You wouldn't happen to have an onsite store, would you? I'll need some stout cord if I'm going to be-"
>stringing up a bandoleer of severed faces
"Tying knots."
>(2/2)

>>4331921
Considering I'm an A rank and have 2 heal sluts, I think I should 2 shares or 40% of the profit. If we were to say give 1 point for each letter 1 being D and 4 being A. Then I and the heal sluts would total up to 8 which is 4 times as much as the average adventurer using wade as a base. In that case, if we give each adventurer a base of 1 share, I would get 4 shares and 57% of the profit with current group numbers, but since I'm so gracious I'll ask for only 2 shares or 40% of the profit.

>>4331985
Mind you, captains of pirate ships would get 2 shares and that's only because of their strategic decision making. I have that, I'm 2 times as strong as the average adventurer, and I have 2 heal sluts, so I think it's only fair that I get at least 2 shares of the profit.

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>>4325196
>class pick
Kek's Choice

Rolled 54, 19, 89, 85, 30, 88, 24, 25, 11, 34, 32, 49, 74, 93, 84, 89, 89, 4, 39, 45 = 1057 (20d100)

>>4331765
I approach one of the maids and register as welll and give her an illusionary rose for laughs. I do hope she's charmed bout this.

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>>4326199
I should have guns average, so here's the updated sheet.

>>4328881
QM may I ask, if my swindler class is still up? since I got it from Loki as well though I forgot mostly what the class does.

>>4332192
It was con artist actually

>>4332292
Mark's Charisma boosted to High
>Mark gains the skill Con Artist: rank Average: 5 pts
>Mark gains the skill Bluff: rank Above Average

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Rolled 4 (1d50)

>>4332114
>>4325195

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>>4325196
Oops >>4332311

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>>4332313
>4) Buffed Up

>>4331648
Oh fuck that was one hell of a ride, by the way you were referring to him I thought William was an NPC similar to Abigail but I realized my impression was dead-wrong about five minutes in. Damn, I don't think he deserved any of that, especially considering that he didn't bitch out with the castrating bandits, but you were on opposing sides and I guess that's just how the cookie crumbles. I hope he comes back to this thread, seemed like a decent enough guy.

>>4331553
>>4331692
>Political Views: Whatever's Mainstream in Isekai Land
>in the city of power-hungry merchants and slavers, along with Shi "playing the bagpipes" Taberu "seducing a priestess sworn to chastity" Hito and a man who becomes stronger the more disgusting/terrifying others perceive him
Huh...

>>4332185
This reminds me, I overlooked a smorgasbord of skills and weaknesses I should probably include. Nothing too major, but a Fear of Heights, Inability to Swim, and Mathematical Retardation might come up at some point. I'm not exaggerating about the last bit either, I have difficulty doing double-digit addition and subtraction in my head to the point it starts heating up after a dozen or so problems and they're generally incorrect unless I start counting with my fingers and keep track of things with scratch paper. The magic system is centered around imaginative visualization/sheer willpower so I likely won't come up, but barring supernatural empowerment I'm unlikely to be doing much precise engineering. I'm not bad with a crossbow or rifle either, anything in thirty yards I can generally hit a bullseye four out of five times, but beyond that it drops off considerably, probably Below Average, factoring in that a professional can get similar success at fifty or more whereas mine drops off considerably.

>>4332114
>>4332311
Whoop whoop, welcome aboard the pain train. I think you need to roll 20d100 so the QM can determine what Class Kek chose. I'm very curious about what all Buffed Up entails though.

>>4332331
That's obvious but it could be an across the board stat boost, or somehow supportive of the party, i.e., Buff.

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Rolled 25, 72, 39, 3, 14, 92, 34, 6, 77, 31, 4, 82, 18, 31, 89, 30, 39, 35, 73, 75 = 869 (20d100)

>>4332331
>>4332338
>>4332114
Is my chunni the the Hulk? Neat!

>>4331985
How about instead everyone gets the money for what they did? Example: the quest is for killing 5 goblins, and it’s worth 250 dollars. In that case, each gobbo is worth 50 dollars so if you somehow kill 5 goblins you get 250 dollars, if I kill 2 I get 100 and so on

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>>4332114
I namefagged.
Also the girl does have me in her.

Rolled 10, 4, 9 = 23 (3d14)

Update in 2-3 hours

Rollin' for Buffed Up

>>4332192
Yes, true, the con artist class is still active. The Charisma will boost your clown magic.

Rolled 52, 95, 7, 81, 21, 10, 58, 15, 88, 14, 9, 23, 64, 68, 26, 83, 39, 15, 12, 12 = 792 (20d100)

Shi's 20 dice were not enough, rolling more.

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>>4331812
>I look for a quest that has to deal with monster girls.
okey Shi, but consider this.
>pic
the monster girl comes from my custom setting, that, is so stupidly grimdark, that the sun is the aborted fetus of a goddess [/spoilers]

>>4332771
>curiosity intensifies

>>4332856
11/10, would form a panicked and futile shield wall against. I don't know what it is but for me grimdark in fantasy is like honey on a biscuit, I don't need it to enjoy the shit but fuck if it doesn't make it that much sweeter. The grimdark can be anywhere on the mystical/mundane spectrum, as long as it's there. Maybe it's to balance the /comfy/ from a narrative and mechanical standpoint, resting for a week in a peaceful village means a lot more when the party's seen an orc/undead horde raze/raise them firsthand. You probably know exactly what I'm talking about, thank you for posting, that shit is the witch's titis.

>>4332734
That doesn't account for support roles, so I disagree. I think I should get 2 shares and everyone else gets one share, that seems fair to me.

>>4332903
Let's break it down. If the baseline share is 5%, and there are, hell if I know, five of us? We could break it down like this. Each extra Tier is worth 5% more onto the share, tapering off at 2.5% from Tiers A-B to prevent a single adventurer from monopolizing the lion's share of the income. As a Tier A adventurer, you'd be entitled to a straight 20% but Abigail isn't an independent adventurer, she's technically your property and doesn't have any claim on a baseline share, so what she gets counts as yours, for another 5%, adding up to 25% overall. Emiya is a Tier B adventurer and free, so she gets 17.5%, as per the baseline and her rank, which she can then spend as she will. Altogether that's ludicrous but reasonable, as I'm entitled to a 15% share, I'll forfeit 10% to leave me with the baseline 5% and first dibs on the corpses of any monsters we slay, which seems reasonable, given I have the requisite experience to remove their bodyparts. More important than even shares though is that everyone gets back what they're putting in, at least those are my thoughts on the situation. What do you all think?

>>4332934
That seems fair. I would rather your not mess with corpses and instead help me peform my rituals to summon lovecraften monsters using their dead bodies. I think that would be way creepier than just taking an eye ball or somthing, and this get you a much larger bonus.

>>4332934
Alternatively, we could dump 40% into a party fund that goes toward rations/rent and divvy the rest up on a case-by-case basis depending on how much each individual did on a given quest. It'd be ridiculous to split a reward eight ways when there were only three participants, after all, but then there's the issue of how to determine how "well" a given adventurer did, which is an admittedly vague criteria. Maybe splitting it evenly, not accounting for slaves/followers who receive a half-share or hirelings who get their agreed-upon wage as paid by their employer, outside the party fund would be best? That seems like a logical and reasonable way to go about it.

>>4332943
I do not condone forbidden rituals but generally you need live bodies and extensive, expensive preparations for this sort of serious shit, the more valuable i.e., "innocent" the sacrifice the more the summoner gets out of it though that's not a hard rule. Sapients are almost always worth more than animals but that involves its own problems, and magical power and/or Adventurer's Guild tier is likely another factor to stay conscious of. The sentimental value of a sacrifice is important too, someone's sibling they've known since birth is exponentially more than someone random off the street, but again, that has its own implications and I don't know how much of the minutia (specific wards, incantations, etc.) translates to Lovecraftian rituals, or if I'd be able to pitch in, not having the Strange Aeons cheat. It's an extremely sketchy subject of dubious returns unless you're willing to do some heinous shit and/or lose a part of yourself you can't replace. The monster corpses aren't just useful for ritualistic sacrifices/boosting Creepiness, I plan to butcher and sell the meat/bones/ivory/what have you, though I'd be pitching around a quarter of what I gained from it back to the party. Alternatively, if you guys are onboard, going full Dungeon Meshi could be doable.

>>4325202

SEVENTH TURN

A small group of bard is playing music in the hall, with violins, drums and a lute.

Yuki Kajiura - The First Town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHqUv2VAFSs

>>4331817
Q: Does the guild have defenses against spells such as Charm Person?
Odds: Very Likely
Roll: 87
A: No

Q: Can Shi cast Charm Person?
Roll: 59 (must roll below 95, cf. Turn 3)
A: Yes

Saving Throw: Will negates
Q: Can he beat her Willpower?
IQ: Exceptional
DC: Avg - 1 RS (favored spell) = Below Avg
Roll: 75
A: Yes

Q: Will she bring high-level scrolls to him?
Odds: No Way (there must be a safe, etc.)
Roll: 1
A: Crit Yes
Crit: she brings 7 scrolls

Q: What does she bring?
Rolls: 39, 71
A: Bestow of A representative
high-level => a representative from hell
Summon Demon
Rolls: 58, 66
A: Betray of Fears
Mass Fear
Rolls: 48, 23
A: Block of Balance
Mass Strife
Rolls: 96, 40
A: Guide of Exterior Factors
Detect Snares and Pits
Rolls: 65, 62
A: Attach of Disruption
Mass Confusion
Rolls: 11, 9
A: Persecute of Evil
this type of magic is more priestly except
Protection from Evil
Rolls: 44, 99
A: Release of Anger
Rage
Q: Does this transaction attract suspicion from the other maids?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 57
A: No

>>4332967

>>4332831
Q: What are the monster girl quests?
Rolls: 52, 95
A: Adjourn of Nature
A destroyer of forest => aranea
Rolls: 7, 81
A: Violate of Victory
Violate the victorious human army
Rolls: 21, 10
A: Release of Good


Q: Explain "Release of Good"
Rolls: 58, 15
A: Betray of The innocent
She release "good", betray the innocent = the work of a succubus

>>4331882
Q: Does Squiddly's short prayer have any effect?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 87
A: No

>>4331916
Q: Can KP be transferred to others?
Odds: 50/50
Roll: 43
A: Yes

>>4332114
Q: What class does Kek grant Ayame?
Rolls: 25, 72
A: Dominate of Adversities
Dominate glowies; must be charm based
Rolls: 39, 3
A: Bestow of Environment
Affects the environment
And affects the environment; a druidess

>>4332771
Q: Which attributes are buffed up?
Rolls: 10, 4, 9
A: Intuition, Reflex, Memory

>>4332138
Q: Will the maid be charmed by Mark's rose?
Charisma: High
DC: Avg
Roll: 54
A: Yes

>>4331763
What are the requirements for sacrifices I thought it was just like 5 corpses of sentient creatures.

>>4332967

>>4331812
Shi casts his favorite spell, Charm Person, on the maid. His magical energy enters through her nostrils, and make her inebriated, as if she had drank too much elven wine. She goes to the storage room and brings the following scrolls to Shi:

>Scroll of Summon Demon
>Scroll of Mass Fear
>Scroll of Mass Strife
>Scroll of Detect Snares and Pits
>Scroll of Mass Confusion
>Scroll of Protection from Evil
>Scroll of Rage

"By Kek! I don't know why I'm doing this. Those scrolls are the property of the guild: they are supposed to be exchanged for a lot Kek Points. This is a true treasure. I will definitely be caught, fired, and probably imprisoned. But I don't care, right now. I'm feeling very detached and even euphoric. Hehe."

She laughs for a bit, in a mechanical manner.

Shi heads to the quest board. He relies on his instinct developed by frequenting the /b/ board, one of the filthiest boards of 4chan, to find quests related to monster girls. The last two quests catch his attention not for being related to monster girls, but because they are the highest ranked on the board and thus yield the most Kek Points.

From easiest to most difficult.

>"The Night Rapist" (E Rank) - 2 Kek Points
In the southern outpost, at the edge of the Empire, a mysterious creatures has been raping the soldiers at night, for several days now. (Shi thinks that if it rapes soldiers, it must be some sort of monster girl.)

>"The Aranea of Pulogne" (D rank) - 3 KP
A spider creature has taken home in the Wood of Pulogne and destroyed a large area. As the area becomes larger and larger, it's becoming a threat to human civilization. (Aranea sounds like a monster girl.)

>"White Slavery" (C rank) - 10 KP
The kidnapping of lower class women and prostitution is on the rise in the Lower Quarter. A succubus is suspected for the orchestration of both. (Literally a monster girl.)

>"The Crimean PLC" (B rank) - 20 KP
The Crimean PLC, a technologically advanced army, has been destroying villages and towns, and took home in the depth of the Wood of Pulogne.

>"Labyrinthia" (S rank) - 50 KP
Labyrinthia is a dungeon that has appeared in the area. The entrance has the shape of a vulva and no one so far has come out alive.

(Note: The party cannot follow more than one quest at the same time.)

>>4332967

>>4331882
"Yes, the city has a library in the Noble Quarters, but no Temple of Kek. The major deities worshipped in Visea are Hermes and Hephaestus. The Adventurer's Guild is an island of sanity in a sea of evil and the closest thing to a Temple of Kek there is."

The maid has information pamphlets about the major classes. They are written in French and English. She brings him a pamphlet about priests, and another one about Kek.

Priests do not cast spells per say. They pray to their god to create miracles which take the appearance of spells. The miracles vary depending on their god's attributes, but it is expected that good gods will grant healing miracles, and evil gods harmful miracles.

Kek is the god of chaos and darkness. He should not be mistaken for an evil deity: he represents the darkness that brings dawn, and not the darkness of evil. His force of chaos represents freedom and creativity. As such, Kek is the patron of artists and NEETs. He is truly the most benevolent of all gods.

Squiddly touches the guild crystal. He's informed that he's a B rank and he receives his guild ID card.

>>4331916
>is it close enough to a gladius to count as one for my skill?
>I give it an experimental twirl in the air, seeing if my Class's skill also applies to theatrical displays
Wade tries a few fighting moves with the short sword: attacks and counter-attacks against an imaginary enemy. The weight is not optimal, but he can use it with full proficiency. At least, he thinks so. He's not an actual gladiator; it's a power that he's received from Kek and that is in his muscle memory. But he feels that his moves are fast and accurate. He then spins the sword on his side, and then above his head. Feeling inspired, he lauches the sword in the air, then catches it with his fingertip. The sword for him is but a toy with which he can juggle at ease. Those moves are probably useless in an actual fight, but this is the kind of theatrical moves that can impress the crowd.

>"is there anything else points can be exchanged for?"
>"If not, can they be transferred to another adventurer?"
>hopefully they sell maps and manuals
"Yes, the points can be exchanged for common adventuring items. A regional map, for example, would cost 1 KP. And yes, they can be transferred to other adventurers, although bullying others into giving points is strictly forbidden."

(Pic related.)

>"It occurs to me I never asked and lest I commit a faux passe, what's your name ma'am?"
"I'm Sophia, nice to meet you." She smiles.

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>>4332114
Ayame, a new adventurer, appears in Kek's Temple. She chooses to spin the wheel for her class. It stops on the image of a small hermit wearing a bear suit. The druid class! Kek tells her to walk through the portal and make contact with other Earthlings who will help her adjust to her life in the new world. He barely pays any attention to her afterward, as he's busy eating tendies and watching anime on a floating screen.

She walks through the portal and appears in the Adventurer's Guild hall, before Shi Hito. He's wearing a trenchcoat and sunglasses, as if he was a character from the Matrix movie. Unmistakably an Isekai victim, like her, as everyone else in the room is dressed in medieval attire. Shi Hito, also called "The Death Eater" or simply "Lord Shi", is a strong, handsome man, of the Japanese ethnicity, like her.

Druidess: You are a priestess who draws her power directly from Nature and not from any deity. You can cast spells that involve healing, charm, the weather and nature. You gain the Shapeshifting skill, rank Average.

Buffed Up: You gain a +3 RS bonus to 3 random attributes.

Ayame
>Reflex score buffed up to Superhuman
>Memory score buffed up to Exceptional
>Intuition score buffed up to Exceptional

>>4332138
Mark approaches the counter of the green-haired maid. He summons an illusory red rose, which he delicately hands her. She grabs it, and it disappears in a small cloud of golden sparkles. She giggles and applauds.

"What a nice trick. Do you have any other to show me, charmer?"

>>4332962
It's starting to sound to complicated, I thi k we should make it simple. I get 2 shares as the highest ranked adventuar, everyone else gets 1. Slaves and companions don't count towards your s hare to avoid people gathering them just for that purpose.

>>4332970
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/3919883/#p3929714
>You can summon a minor shoggoth but you need ten fresh human corpses and a five hour ritual to summon it, at least one fresh human corpse per day to keep it from rebelling, and five more corpses to dismiss it, though those don't need to be fresh. Minor here means enough to consume a village mob or party of bronze or lower ranked adventurers without issue. You can improve over time, but you'll need to experiment to figure out how. The consumption isn't necessary, but they could help.

>>4332971
White slavery just needs us to defeat the succubus. It oesn't say anything about the saving the women right?

>>4333003
Yes. For each quest, you must only end the main threat, not solve all of its side effects. If the side effects are consequent, they might be the subject of new quests.

Those are the short descriptions on the board, you can get more info at the maids if there's a quest you like.

Rolled 82, 82, 69, 84, 83, 47, 10, 35, 80, 27, 59, 61, 8, 2, 84, 82, 81, 31, 60, 28 = 1095 (20d100)

>>4332975
>I grab the white slavery quest paper and bring it to the pink haired girl.

>I say to the group "I say we take the white slavery quest it would be a good starting quest to get some decent gear
I have some personal intrests in this quest so I'm willing to not get my 2 shares if you don't kill the succubus and don't interfere with what happens to the kidnapped women.

>I try and find somwhere private and start studying the scrolls starting with the mass strife scroll.

>>4332975
"Oh, I would lady if you would care to tell me the local gossip. Quid pro quo? Also I really need a guild card umm we haven't really been introduced so I'll start the name is Mark" as I say this I give her an illusionary cat tail.

"Also would you have any armor to spare? if you dont just point me where I can get them"

Rolled 29, 65, 38, 93, 20, 38, 23, 39, 69, 18, 87, 6, 37, 80, 44, 99, 32, 17, 9, 3 = 846 (20d100)

>>4333028
Fucking HONK!

>>4333023
"How would you contain a demon who has mind control Shi, just saying we need a plan is all" Ill go scout that place in the next turn

>>4333036
I'm immune to mental influence, and I'm sure I can form sure I can form some kind of pact with the demon, in exhange for sparing it's life.

>>4332971
>>4333039
Lower Quarter is within the city right? How do we do this then, you pretend to be a girl, you get kidnapped then we do a sting

>>4333069
Since we want to get to her base, yes. We will need somewhere of communicating after I'm kidnapped, so I can tell you the location of her hideout.

>>4333079
*somway

>>4333069
The basic plan would be this, I would be bait for the succubus letting cast charm on me and then pretending to be under her spell. I would give the location of her base to the rest of the party through some kind of magic, once I’m kidnapped. I would distract her with idle conversation, while the party would try and get as close as possible to her while reaming undetected. Once I say the signal the casters would cast binding spells on her and I would wrap her up in my tentacles, and then force her to make a pact with me. If she breaks free we move to combat. I will face her head-on, while the rest of the party keeps their distance. Spellcasters will provide support, while I engage her. Melee people will deal with her minions. When she's weak enough spell casters cast binding spells, I constrict her with my tentacles, and we force her to make a pact with me. If she tries to flee before this I will shadow-step and attack her forcing her to deal with me before fleeing.

Rolled 42, 72, 63, 71, 19, 16, 72, 68, 73, 49, 85, 28, 40, 60, 37, 63, 56, 56, 21, 46 = 1037 (20d100)

>>4332971
>watch Shi cast mind-altering magic on the Adventurer's Guild secretary
>oh fuck
>watch it not only work, but prompt her to go back, bring half a dozen mystical scrolls, and fess them up no questions asked
>oh fuck!
>try to draw attention away from the fact we've just robbed them blind
"Sophia... A nice name, I'll be sure to remember it. Anything you can tell us about the Lower Quarter? Thinking about swinging by there and taking care of all that succubi business 'fore anyone else gets hurt."
>twirl sword with attention-grabbing alacrity and whistle dixie, which I remember well enough not to fumble
>anything to distract
"That, and I'd like to know if there's anywhere else of interest. Hmm..."
>>4333023
"Hey Shi, why don't you ask your friend here to show us around the Lower Quarter? We're new to Visea and I'm sure such a smart lady be a great help."
>as bait and tying up loose ends
>turn back to Sophia, standing on one leg
"Out of curiosity, are there any regulations on street-side performing?"

>>4333088
That's a good plan, the problem is that she's been kidnapping women and the secretary you charmed will realize her mind's been tampered with and report it, and by extension, the rest of the party once she recovers. I think you could take advantage of the fact she's charmed to act as bait to draw in the succubus, because Isekai cliche dictates that the Adventurer's Guild secretaries are sexually attractive to facilitate fanservice for the thirsty NEETs watching them but that's not relevant here, the succubi will likely jump on the chance to get a hold of someone less corrupted than local prostitutes. Offering her to smooth over a prospective pact could be a good deal, and when we claimed that the demon attacked us and stole her soul in the Lower Quarter, we wouldn't technically trigger any lie-detecting spells.

>>4333102
I don't like selling an innocent to cover for thief faggotry and don't want to make a habit of it but if the Adventurer's Guild cracks down every one of us is a dead-man walking. I bet the succubi's somehow involved with the slavers, this is a textbook edgy anime plot.

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>>4332975
>There's a faint ring in her head. Faint memories of screaming and broken glass.
>Ayame, eyes still closed, wonders why the 7 Eleven sleeping table feels harder today or why she smells tendies.
>And then she woke up.
"Huh! Why is it so bright today?"
>As her eyes recovered she realized bitch ain't in 7Eleven anymore. It was a groovy Egyptian palace with anime statutes and A E S T H E T I C vibes.
"I was right normalfag sheep! There was a fucking portal in the 7 Eleven!"
>She got out her 5 y.o. phone to start filming the palace and singing some isakai's op, blurring the image with her rapid jitters of excited, screaming anime girl.
"Who's the god that sent me to my destiny!?"
>Ayame turns around to see a disgusting chubby frog god!
"Damn! I didn't expect someone as pathetic as you to survive seeing me. These other freaks are your party. Don't get raped!" *spins wheel* "You're a healslut now with a nature theme which includes the weather like a god like myself. You also have powers to enhance your thottery like charming and shapeshifting. I say you got lucky kid!" *spins new wheel* "Okay then. Your cheat powers are super speed and reflexes. Not really cheats compared to the weather control or giving a cute girl thotmagic, but porcelain like you needs all the help one can hope to get. Your memory and gut instincts are also blessed. You will be fun. Now leave!
Ayame squealed! "Thank you! Thank you master Kek! Can I have a weapon please?"

Also this is unlikely because Isekai, but in the original legend there's no gender distinction between incubi and succubi, they're the same demon and aren't able to produce their own hellspawn so they steal genetic material as the latter, corrupt it, and inseminate mortal women as the former, corrupting the offspring and everyone involved. This is relevant because Isekai is notorious for its perversion and while I strongly doubt incubi are one-side of the same entity or that they're a singular, genderless shapeshifter, as opposed to the gender-switching, there could be a sick spin of futa-faggotry involved which incentives me to recommend against any body-altering pacts. I dislike >>>/d/, cowgirls are about as extreme as I get, but we need to be sure we analyse every angle possible before making what could be a serious mistake.

>>4333116
You've got to roll 20d100 when you post

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Rolled 54, 63, 3, 31, 66, 56, 41, 13, 76, 2, 46, 95, 4, 23, 30, 8, 70, 64, 64, 71 = 880 (20d100)

After screaming thank you Ayame took review of the room to look at her party. Already she saw cute boys. She started to cry and panic. "hhhhHI everybo-dy! My name .. is Aya-mee! Don't hate me!
>>4333028
She made herself a cute catgirl after seeing this.
>>4333088
"That's a go-od plan, mister." She gave him a daisy.

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Rolled 1, 24, 45, 38, 99, 90, 20, 30, 37, 26, 2, 11, 87, 59, 100, 100, 95, 14, 71, 92 = 1041 (20d100)

>>4333116
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>>4333102
>>4333105
I would agree to that, I don't really have to try and get close to her since I can just teleport behind her.

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>>4333102
My previous plan could still work though and I think it would be more effective. All I gotta do is cast a spell to look like a female.

>>4333140
Bruh it's a succubus, sexual illusions are straight their specialty. You would have an easier time seducing the-
WAIT
I've had an idea. What if you took the secretary on a date in the seediest part of the Lower Quarter while making loud small-talk about sexual innuendo while of us trailed out of sight, and then tailed you when the succubus "captures" you both to break you out if/when the tentacle/wizardry approach to getting out fails?

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>>4331111
I had forgotten to give you a bonus for rolling holy quads.

Holy Quads of Jesus: 11:11, the number of the synchronicity and angels. For the duration of this thread, Wade can choose to gain a +2 RS bonus to one action. He must announce it in the same post as his action.

You also have >>4327122, you're the most blessed person in this thread so far.

>>4333149
Hold on, can I stack the bonuses?