/qst/ - Quests

[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k] [cm / hm / y] [3 / adv / an / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / hc / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / po / pol / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / x] [rs] [status / ? / @] [Settings] [Home]

Board:

Settings Home

/qst/ - Quests

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) Archived

Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part (...) 08/02/20(Sun)02:11:44 No.4384641

File: 1.png (14 KB, 500x500)

14 KB PNG

Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part 14 Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)02:11:44 No.4384641 Archived

OH SHIT NIGGA, you are BOBBY. A son of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. You were ordered by your superiors to explore the ocean for cool ruins, but you have been captured by FISH PEOPLE

wat do

Anonymous (ID: O4dhp5oh)
08/02/20(Sun)02:14:27 No.4384646

Anonymous (ID: O4dhp5oh) 08/02/20(Sun)02:14:27 No.4384646

Rolled 53 (1d100)

Curse at them like a sailor

Anonymous (ID: IQJc1cqz)
08/02/20(Sun)02:15:55 No.4384650

Anonymous (ID: IQJc1cqz) 08/02/20(Sun)02:15:55 No.4384650

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4384641
cameo!

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)02:17:23 No.4384651

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)02:17:23 No.4384651

Rolled 48 (1d100)

Do a little jig to appease your fishy captors.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)02:17:48 No.4384652

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)02:17:48 No.4384652

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4384646
Roll 2d100 to insult fish

Anonymous (ID: IQJc1cqz)
08/02/20(Sun)02:19:43 No.4384653

Anonymous (ID: IQJc1cqz) 08/02/20(Sun)02:19:43 No.4384653

Rolled 14, 58 = 72 (2d100)

>>4384652
your gills make you look fat

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)02:19:50 No.4384654

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)02:19:50 No.4384654

Rolled 11, 60 = 71 (2d100)

>>4384652
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)02:27:34 No.4384663

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)02:27:34 No.4384663

File: 1.png (17 KB, 500x500)

17 KB PNG

>>4384653
You spew forth a stream of insults.

But unfortunately the fishmen do not understand your language

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)02:29:04 No.4384665

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)02:29:04 No.4384665

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4384663
Do a cool backflip to impress your captors.

Anonymous (ID: IQJc1cqz)
08/02/20(Sun)02:29:44 No.4384666

Anonymous (ID: IQJc1cqz) 08/02/20(Sun)02:29:44 No.4384666

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4384663
cameo of submarine adventure to the rescue

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)02:33:12 No.4384671

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)02:33:12 No.4384671

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4384665
Roll 2d100 to do a cool backflip

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)02:33:39 No.4384674

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)02:33:39 No.4384674

Rolled 35, 74 = 109 (2d100)

>>4384671
ice cool?

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)02:34:28 No.4384675

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)02:34:28 No.4384675

Rolled 71, 66 = 137 (2d100)

>>4384671
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)02:38:51 No.4384681

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)02:38:51 No.4384681

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4384674

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)02:39:49 No.4384684

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)02:39:49 No.4384684

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4384681
it's so cool, it's freezed water outside

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)02:39:59 No.4384685

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)02:39:59 No.4384685

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4384681
Now we gotta stick the landing.

Anonymous (ID: IQJc1cqz)
08/02/20(Sun)02:40:37 No.4384686

Anonymous (ID: IQJc1cqz) 08/02/20(Sun)02:40:37 No.4384686

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4384681
who am I and what am I doing here

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)02:46:49 No.4384690

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)02:46:49 No.4384690

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4384685
Roll 2d100 to not totally fucking beef it

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)02:47:08 No.4384691

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)02:47:08 No.4384691

Rolled 37, 11 = 48 (2d100)

>>4384690
fucking beef it

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)02:47:17 No.4384693

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)02:47:17 No.4384693

Rolled 90, 6 = 96 (2d100)

>>4384690
turns out that landing is the hard part

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)02:50:04 No.4384696

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)02:50:04 No.4384696

Rolled 56, 15 = 71 (2d100)

>>4384690
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)02:51:07 No.4384697

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)02:51:07 No.4384697

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

>>4384693

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)02:52:00 No.4384698

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)02:52:00 No.4384698

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4384697
seems like ground is soft here, try to make underground tunnel via spinning to get away

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)02:52:27 No.4384700

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)02:52:27 No.4384700

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4384697
wait you speak english you fucking fish fingers

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)02:53:16 No.4384702

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)02:53:16 No.4384702

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4384697
And now for something completely different.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)03:03:35 No.4384707

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)03:03:35 No.4384707

File: 1.png (17 KB, 500x500)

17 KB PNG

>>4384702
In the deepest darkest reaches of space. The astro hell wizard is preparing his infernal necro robotic armies to attack the secret nexus gate, in order to undo the ancient seal and unleash the outer gods from the 999th uberhell dimension into our reality

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)03:04:56 No.4384708

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)03:04:56 No.4384708

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4384707
Think about your son, and how he seems more sad lately.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)03:05:12 No.4384709

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)03:05:12 No.4384709

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4384707
aaand he is shut down by protagonist of Super Robot Pilot season 4.
it's a promo

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)03:06:30 No.4384710

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)03:06:30 No.4384710

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4384707
He is punched out by Lolisniffer

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)03:10:56 No.4384713

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)03:10:56 No.4384713

File: 1.png (13 KB, 500x500)

13 KB PNG

>>4384708
The astro hell wizard is also troubled by his young son, heir to the daemonic space throne. He doesn't seem to be too happy lately and hasn't been eating well

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)03:12:07 No.4384714

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)03:12:07 No.4384714

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4384713
Seek out your son to engage in parental bonding.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)03:12:37 No.4384715

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)03:12:37 No.4384715

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4384713
worth thing is that his new friend is someone called Mark
and it's kinda a dick

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)03:22:56 No.4384723

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)03:22:56 No.4384723

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4384714
As the astro hell wizard attempts to connect with his son,

here is a whale

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)03:23:46 No.4384724

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)03:23:46 No.4384724

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4384723
and it ate bobby

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)03:24:18 No.4384725

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)03:24:18 No.4384725

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4384723
>>4384724

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)03:24:19 No.4384726

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)03:24:19 No.4384726

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4384723
Contemplate your sudden existence.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)03:34:51 No.4384737

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)03:34:51 No.4384737

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4384726
Roll 2d100 to contemplate whale-ness

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)03:35:12 No.4384738

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)03:35:12 No.4384738

Rolled 54, 28 = 82 (2d100)

>>4384737
whale wasted all his money on gacha

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)03:35:17 No.4384739

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)03:35:17 No.4384739

Rolled 42, 3 = 45 (2d100)

>>4384737

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)03:35:54 No.4384741

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)03:35:54 No.4384741

Rolled 25, 96 = 121 (2d100)

>>4384737
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/02/20(Sun)03:35:57 No.4384742

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/02/20(Sun)03:35:57 No.4384742

Rolled 47, 14 = 61 (2d100)

>>4384737
switch back to President Ken if this roll fails

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)03:41:30 No.4384746

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)03:41:30 No.4384746

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4384738
The whale realised that he has spent all his cash for gacha rolls in order to get png(s) of his waifus. He has lost his home and is now living as a beggar in the fish ghetto

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)03:42:31 No.4384749

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)03:42:31 No.4384749

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4384746
bobby and guards pass by it

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)03:42:53 No.4384750

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)03:42:53 No.4384750

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4384746
>>4384749

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)03:44:31 No.4384752

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)03:44:31 No.4384752

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4384746
Become a super villain with fishmen henchmen.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)03:51:22 No.4384756

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)03:51:22 No.4384756

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4384750

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)03:52:49 No.4384758

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)03:52:49 No.4384758

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4384756
Bobby continues spewing insults to uncaring fishpeople and the fish with a gun

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)03:52:56 No.4384759

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)03:52:56 No.4384759

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4384756
Wave hello to the people passing by.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)03:55:39 No.4384760

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)03:55:39 No.4384760

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4384756
bobby laughs at whale misfortune

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)04:00:53 No.4384763

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)04:00:53 No.4384763

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4384759
Sadly, Bobby's arms are in chains.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)04:01:33 No.4384764

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)04:01:33 No.4384764

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4384763
stop looking at me like that, fish that shot me

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)04:01:36 No.4384765

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)04:01:36 No.4384765

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4384763
start singing out of boredom

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)04:05:04 No.4384768

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)04:05:04 No.4384768

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4384764

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)04:05:52 No.4384770

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)04:05:52 No.4384770

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4384768
frustration is getting bigger

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)04:06:10 No.4384771

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)04:06:10 No.4384771

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4384768
well, bobby can't do anything right now
should we move on to the next skeleton sibling

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/02/20(Sun)04:08:28 No.4384773

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/02/20(Sun)04:08:28 No.4384773

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4384768
Cry.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)04:16:06 No.4384778

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)04:16:06 No.4384778

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4384770

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)04:16:38 No.4384779

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)04:16:38 No.4384779

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4384778
pull your devil trigger

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)04:18:24 No.4384780

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)04:18:24 No.4384780

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4384778
>>4384771

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)04:22:29 No.4384783

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)04:22:29 No.4384783

File: 1.png (60 KB, 500x500)

60 KB PNG

>>4384780
Right of course, who's next

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)04:23:39 No.4384784

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)04:23:39 No.4384784

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4384783
spaghetti
I mean VP's romcom

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)04:23:40 No.4384785

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)04:23:40 No.4384785

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4384783
Let's see how Lilly's doing

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)04:35:45 No.4384797

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)04:35:45 No.4384797

File: 1.png (19 KB, 500x500)

19 KB PNG

>>4384785
Right. Lilly and her Maid Knights were raiding a heavily armed resource transport convoy. Managing to get through their initial defensive line, the bone kingdom forces stopped the convoy and moved in to loot. That is when a bigass security robot is sent over to take them out and protect the convoy

Anonymous (ID: 9PxbHDow)
08/02/20(Sun)04:37:08 No.4384799

Anonymous (ID: 9PxbHDow) 08/02/20(Sun)04:37:08 No.4384799

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4384797
Tell it "this statement is false!"

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)04:49:05 No.4384808

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)04:49:05 No.4384808

File: 1.png (21 KB, 500x500)

21 KB PNG

>>4384799
"Who cares about if it's false or not. Stand down or you'll be made to stand down"

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)04:51:06 No.4384811

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)04:51:06 No.4384811

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4384808
Show him your big sword
And by show I mean slash

Anonymous (ID: 9PxbHDow)
08/02/20(Sun)04:53:06 No.4384814

Anonymous (ID: 9PxbHDow) 08/02/20(Sun)04:53:06 No.4384814

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4384808
"Don't come any closer. Or I will stab you. We only need your stuff to feed our family. And how do you suppose I should 'stand down' when I am standing, how does one stand downwards? And what is 7x7 it's for my homework."

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)04:56:18 No.4384817

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)04:56:18 No.4384817

File: 1.png (16 KB, 500x500)

16 KB PNG

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4384811
ROLL 2d100

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)04:58:11 No.4384819

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)04:58:11 No.4384819

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4384817
Bisect him

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)04:58:44 No.4384820

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)04:58:44 No.4384820

Rolled 97, 20 = 117 (2d100)

>>4384817
>>4384819

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)05:04:14 No.4384826

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)05:04:14 No.4384826

File: 1.png (16 KB, 500x500)

16 KB PNG

>>4384820

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)05:05:11 No.4384827

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)05:05:11 No.4384827

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4384826
"And it was my last day before retirement too..."

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/02/20(Sun)05:07:38 No.4384830

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/02/20(Sun)05:07:38 No.4384830

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4384826

Keep slashing.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)05:12:19 No.4384837

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)05:12:19 No.4384837

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

>>4384827

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)05:13:41 No.4384840

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)05:13:41 No.4384840

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4384837
Let's go inside the convoy
Surely it's safe now that there are no more enemies

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/02/20(Sun)05:17:17 No.4384845

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/02/20(Sun)05:17:17 No.4384845

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4384837

Yay! We got an skeleton pony as loot reward!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)05:17:29 No.4384846

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)05:17:29 No.4384846

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4384840
Is it tho

Roll 3d200

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)05:19:04 No.4384847

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)05:19:04 No.4384847

Rolled 34, 131, 25 = 190 (3d200)

>>4384846
>3D200

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/02/20(Sun)05:20:27 No.4384848

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/02/20(Sun)05:20:27 No.4384848

Rolled 37, 75, 121 = 233 (3d200)

>>4384846

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)05:24:46 No.4384853

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)05:24:46 No.4384853

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

>>4384847
>>4384848
Yes. and now OP shall....pick the lowest number to compare to the 98

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)05:26:17 No.4384855

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)05:26:17 No.4384855

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4384853
you just want to bully a little child

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)05:33:37 No.4384858

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)05:33:37 No.4384858

File: 1.png (53 KB, 500x500)

53 KB PNG

>>4384855
wat gave you taht idea

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)05:34:59 No.4384859

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)05:34:59 No.4384859

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4384858
everything about you

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)05:39:47 No.4384863

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)05:39:47 No.4384863

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4384859
Anyway, with the security forces defeated, Lilly and her troops are free to loot the convoy. Gaining lots of resources. But how much?

Roll 2d100
1-20: Lots
21-45: Lots lot
46-70: Shitload
71-95: dayum
96-100: woah mama

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)05:41:22 No.4384864

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)05:41:22 No.4384864

Rolled 35, 1 = 36 (2d100)

>>4384863

Anonymous (ID: 3NxFDQ+x)
08/02/20(Sun)05:42:00 No.4384865

Anonymous (ID: 3NxFDQ+x) 08/02/20(Sun)05:42:00 No.4384865

Rolled 43, 18 = 61 (2d100)

>>4384863

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/02/20(Sun)05:42:16 No.4384868

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/02/20(Sun)05:42:16 No.4384868

Rolled 97, 12 = 109 (2d100)

>>4384863

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)05:43:22 No.4384870

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)05:43:22 No.4384870

>>4384868
>>4384864
>>4384865
what the fuck is that dice

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/02/20(Sun)05:43:26 No.4384871

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/02/20(Sun)05:43:26 No.4384871

>>4384868

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)05:45:30 No.4384874

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)05:45:30 No.4384874

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4384868
The resources gained were lots. Enough to make a reasonable contribution to the rebuilding effort....but not much else.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)05:46:48 No.4384878

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)05:46:48 No.4384878

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4384874
It's not like we accidentally attacked a villain's supply chain or anything

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/02/20(Sun)05:49:00 No.4384882

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/02/20(Sun)05:49:00 No.4384882

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4384874

Not even an pony or bigger sword?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)05:49:55 No.4384885

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)05:49:55 No.4384885

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4384882
The dice has spoken

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)05:51:06 No.4384887

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)05:51:06 No.4384887

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4384885
Aw...
Any plans found

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)05:56:04 No.4384891

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)05:56:04 No.4384891

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4384887
Why would a resource convoys have any plans in it? And plans to what? Such a msytery. Roll 2d100 and get >85 to have plans be in the truck. Do not roll 2d100 if you stop looking for plans

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)05:58:23 No.4384897

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)05:58:23 No.4384897

Rolled 64, 14 = 78 (2d100)

>>4384891
more like directions

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)06:06:47 No.4384906

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)06:06:47 No.4384906

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4384897
>14

Lilly found no directions are is now lost in life

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/02/20(Sun)06:08:18 No.4384908

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/02/20(Sun)06:08:18 No.4384908

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4384906
so basically puberty

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/02/20(Sun)06:09:37 No.4384910

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/02/20(Sun)06:09:37 No.4384910

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4384906

The somebody give her an compass to give her some direction in her life.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/02/20(Sun)06:15:53 No.4384923

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/02/20(Sun)06:15:53 No.4384923

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4384910
A compass! Whose is it? Where's it from?!

The answer will be revealed....when the thread continues. Gotta go deal with some family stuff. Sorry. Laters

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)12:14:16 No.4386515

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)12:14:16 No.4386515

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4384923
where's OP

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)12:19:04 No.4386523

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)12:19:04 No.4386523

>>4386515
In the grave

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)12:19:53 No.4386524

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)12:19:53 No.4386524

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4386523
alright, whose left? since we just finished with Lilly's story

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)12:23:11 No.4386532

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)12:23:11 No.4386532

File: 1.png (60 KB, 500x500)

60 KB PNG

>>4386524
Luke, Ken, Olessa, Director, Betty, Chosen One, Rasputin and the Quatt, Shotasniffer herself...

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)12:23:48 No.4386533

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)12:23:48 No.4386533

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4386532
Back to President Ken, let's finish this.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)12:31:58 No.4386544

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)12:31:58 No.4386544

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4386533
HAving been caught in the crossfire of the super clash between the female hero and the viking themed villain. President Ken was knocked into a wall. Fortunately for him the other two still hasn't noticed him

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)12:32:34 No.4386545

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)12:32:34 No.4386545

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4386544
We must use our stealth skill to our advantage, see if we can get to the loot AGAIN stealthfully.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)12:33:30 No.4386546

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)12:33:30 No.4386546

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4386544
>the viking themed villain
viking?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)12:39:08 No.4386551

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)12:39:08 No.4386551

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

>>4386546
Yeah, there's dude dressed like a viking that's also looking to rob the museum

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)12:40:27 No.4386552

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)12:40:27 No.4386552

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4386551
>>4386545

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)12:41:24 No.4386553

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)12:41:24 No.4386553

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4386551
>>4386545
must have some powerful mystical shit if a viking is interested in it

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)12:43:32 No.4386556

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)12:43:32 No.4386556

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4386553
All the more reasons to loot the vault and sort out the artifacts later.

ROLL 2d100

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)12:45:08 No.4386560

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)12:45:08 No.4386560

Rolled 27, 50 = 77 (2d100)

>>4386556
URAH! COME ON KEN

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)12:54:10 No.4386567

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)12:54:10 No.4386567

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4386560
This time, he swiftly maneuvers around the fight, taking advantage of the current chaos to dive into the musem!

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)12:54:59 No.4386569

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)12:54:59 No.4386569

Rolled 94, 82 = 176 (2d100)

>>4386567
What's inside

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)12:55:19 No.4386570

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)12:55:19 No.4386570

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4386567
is there any loot that can power us up?

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)12:57:06 No.4386571

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)12:57:06 No.4386571

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4386567
>>4386569
>>4386570

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)12:57:34 No.4386572

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)12:57:34 No.4386572

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4386570
>>4386571
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)12:58:00 No.4386573

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)12:58:00 No.4386573

Rolled 78, 11 = 89 (2d100)

>>4386572
ROLL!

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)12:58:16 No.4386574

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)12:58:16 No.4386574

Rolled 62, 24 = 86 (2d100)

>>4386572

Anonymous (ID: F15KwHAu)
08/03/20(Mon)13:03:54 No.4386580

Anonymous (ID: F15KwHAu) 08/03/20(Mon)13:03:54 No.4386580

Rolled 22, 3 = 25 (2d100)

>>4386572
c'mon prez, be better like Rasputin and not a dissapoinment like Quattro

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)13:04:12 No.4386581

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)13:04:12 No.4386581

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4386573
Damnit, all the artifacts have been put inside the vault by the staff when the attack on the museum started!

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)13:05:04 No.4386582

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)13:05:04 No.4386582

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4386581
We got anything to bust the vault open? Like an airstrike or a laptop to bypass the security?

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)13:06:22 No.4386584

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)13:06:22 No.4386584

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4386581
maybe if you say you're a hero who will use them to stop the viking they'll give them to you
you could even secure a date with the girl

Anonymous (ID: F15KwHAu)
08/03/20(Mon)13:09:02 No.4386585

Anonymous (ID: F15KwHAu) 08/03/20(Mon)13:09:02 No.4386585

Rolled 99, 52 = 151 (2d100)

>>4386581
try to see if you have some high-tech gadget that you can use to open the vault

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)13:15:21 No.4386590

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)13:15:21 No.4386590

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4386584
Maybe, maybe. Who knows. But PK's gotta decide fast, there aint much time! What should he do?!

A. Pretend to be hero and "help out". Maybe the staff will be fooled and open the vault

B. Bust it open, go through inventory to find anything that can help with that

C. Call the GSG boys and just steal the entire vault in the commotion, we can open it later

D. [insert plan here]

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)13:17:19 No.4386593

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)13:17:19 No.4386593

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4386590
>A.
We were on TV recently and they keep sending reporter drones to our island. This is most likely to work! If not, we'll do B.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)13:18:24 No.4386594

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)13:18:24 No.4386594

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4386590
A, then B if it fails while saying it's important

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)13:24:06 No.4386598

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)13:24:06 No.4386598

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4386594
Look! Over there! A convenient museum employee! Go and convince him you're a hero so he'll open the vault!

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)13:25:13 No.4386600

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)13:25:13 No.4386600

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4386598
do it

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)13:26:10 No.4386601

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)13:26:10 No.4386601

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4386598
>>4386600
DO IT!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)13:33:40 No.4386614

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)13:33:40 No.4386614

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4386601
PK approaches the guy, putting on his best Hero impression

ROLL 2d100

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)13:34:15 No.4386617

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)13:34:15 No.4386617

Rolled 49, 94 = 143 (2d100)

>>4386614
FEAR NOT, CITIZEN

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)13:38:07 No.4386622

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)13:38:07 No.4386622

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4386617
"H-hey! I know you! Aren't you a part of that hero group that saved the city a while back?! Are you here to help defend the museum, sir?"

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)13:39:28 No.4386624

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)13:39:28 No.4386624

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4386622
Yes, my good man. Now, open the vault so I can use these artifacts against the invaders!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)13:43:14 No.4386629

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)13:43:14 No.4386629

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4386624
"I dunno. Most of these have historical value! They can't be used in battle! What if they break?!"

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)13:44:05 No.4386631

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)13:44:05 No.4386631

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4386629
Show em our wadful of cash and shove it in his face. "We'll pay for it."

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)13:44:16 No.4386632

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)13:44:16 No.4386632

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4386629
You said most of them, right?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)13:51:06 No.4386638

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)13:51:06 No.4386638

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4386632
"Yeah, the rest have SUPER value instead. Like this one sword that is said to hold the power to cleave evil and split the heaven and earth. Or a fragment of an ancient suit of armor that is said to hold power over the elements. "

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)13:53:54 No.4386640

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)13:53:54 No.4386640

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4386638
Well, we clearly can't have that falling into enemy hands, can we, how about we use and keep them for safekeeping so that bad guys will never get it

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)14:01:01 No.4386643

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)14:01:01 No.4386643

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4386640
"Well I suppose you could keep them safe until this disaster is over...."

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)14:01:35 No.4386644

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)14:01:35 No.4386644

Rolled 65, 17 = 82 (2d100)

>>4386643
BOOM SHAKA LAKA

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)14:01:48 No.4386645

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)14:01:48 No.4386645

Rolled 19, 47 = 66 (2d100)

>>4386643

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)14:07:37 No.4386653

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)14:07:37 No.4386653

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4386644
"....buuut eh, no! I can't! Sorry sir! But the artifacts must remain in the vault!"

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)14:08:26 No.4386655

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)14:08:26 No.4386655

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4386653
Stick him up with our gun and force him to open the vault. WE'RE DOING IT LIVE

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)14:08:54 No.4386656

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)14:08:54 No.4386656

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4386653
MATE IF YOU DON'T HE WILL BREAK IN

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)14:16:55 No.4386668

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)14:16:55 No.4386668

File: 1.png (56 KB, 500x500)

56 KB PNG

>>4386656
"H-he'll never get past her! And even then, the vault door will hold! You go and help already! I gotta get to a better shelter!"

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)14:18:59 No.4386672

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)14:18:59 No.4386672

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4386668
Don't you know that when you said that, you just made it impossible
Cue tour guide being thrown to unlucky employee

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)14:19:09 No.4386673

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)14:19:09 No.4386673

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4386668
>>4386655
holy fuck just fucking point a gun at him and force him to open the vault door already, DIPLOMACY IS FUCKING OVER

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)14:24:21 No.4386682

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)14:24:21 No.4386682

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4386673
"....u-uh, s-sir. What a-are you doing?"

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)14:25:04 No.4386683

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)14:25:04 No.4386683

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4386682
Ken puts on his serious face, "OPEN THE VAULT DOOR, NOW. DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING DIE?"

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)14:25:25 No.4386684

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)14:25:25 No.4386684

>>4386682
>>4386683

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)14:25:57 No.4386685

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)14:25:57 No.4386685

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4386684

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)14:31:44 No.4386694

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)14:31:44 No.4386694

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4386683
Roll 2d100

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)14:32:20 No.4386695

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)14:32:20 No.4386695

Rolled 24, 1 = 25 (2d100)

>>4386694
>autowin
THAT'S RIGHT

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)14:32:51 No.4386697

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)14:32:51 No.4386697

Rolled 80, 13 = 93 (2d100)

>>4386694
DON'T MAKE ME GO BAD HERO ON YOU

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)14:37:39 No.4386699

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)14:37:39 No.4386699

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4386697
Whimpering, the museum worker unlocks the vault door. With that done, he's no longer of any use. Now you can

A. Shoo him away
B. Knock him out
C. Shoot him in the head
D. Tell him to go hide under a table

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)14:38:46 No.4386701

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)14:38:46 No.4386701

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4386699
B.
Now, let's check out that loot.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)14:39:20 No.4386703

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)14:39:20 No.4386703

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4386699
D and A, we have to be nice
He's gonna get killed anyway

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)14:43:41 No.4386705

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)14:43:41 No.4386705

File: 1.png (14 KB, 500x500)

14 KB PNG

>>4386701
The vault currently holds many precious artifacts from various ages of history. Can't really determine each one's actual value right now. Gotta get them outta here before anybody notices! Maybe the GSG van is right around the corner

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)14:45:05 No.4386707

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)14:45:05 No.4386707

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4386705
Get the sword that's meant to cleave evil first, then we'll start looting the rest and make our grand heist/getaway!

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)14:45:27 No.4386708

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)14:45:27 No.4386708

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4386705
>Maybe the GSG van is right around the corner
How long will it take with the current group of people
>>4386707

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)14:53:05 No.4386716

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)14:53:05 No.4386716

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4386707
You were never really into swords. Or melee weapons in general. But yea.

That's a sword.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)14:54:06 No.4386718

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)14:54:06 No.4386718

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4386716
We'll keep it and use it like those samurai films from back in the day

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)14:54:31 No.4386720

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)14:54:31 No.4386720

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4386716
Maybe you could use it to kill the viking that's coming towards us now
>>4386718

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)15:00:15 No.4386729

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)15:00:15 No.4386729

File: 1.png (59 KB, 500x500)

59 KB PNG

>>4386718
Ken then remembers that he has never watched any samurai films. As he was content to call Marian, Rasputin and Luke weebs when they ask him to join.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)15:01:19 No.4386731

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)15:01:19 No.4386731

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4386729
Ah, fuckin' weebs
Let's get the rest of the loot and go

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)15:10:36 No.4386745

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)15:10:36 No.4386745

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4386731
"Boss! You okay? Is the loot secured?"

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)15:11:51 No.4386748

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)15:11:51 No.4386748

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4386745
I GOT THE LOOT, BOYS
COME GET IT!

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/03/20(Mon)15:15:10 No.4386753

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/03/20(Mon)15:15:10 No.4386753

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4386745

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)15:17:09 No.4386756

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)15:17:09 No.4386756

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4386748
This is it! if the GSG bois can load up the loot onto the van and scram while the fight is still happening, President Ken's mission would be considered done and they can head back to the island

CAN THEY DO IT?! ROLL 2d100 with a +30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/03/20(Mon)15:17:34 No.4386759

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/03/20(Mon)15:17:34 No.4386759

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4386745

IT IS LOOTING TIME BOYS!!!

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)15:17:34 No.4386760

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)15:17:34 No.4386760

Rolled 8, 31 = 39 (2d100)

>>4386756
WOAH SHITTTTTTTT

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/03/20(Mon)15:17:53 No.4386761

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/03/20(Mon)15:17:53 No.4386761

Rolled 47, 87 = 134 (2d100)

>>4386756

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/03/20(Mon)15:18:37 No.4386762

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/03/20(Mon)15:18:37 No.4386762

Rolled 77, 57 = 134 (2d100)

>>4386756

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)15:23:25 No.4386766

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)15:23:25 No.4386766

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4386762
Loading all the artifacts they can, the GSG bois swiftly make their escape. Both the hero and the villain are none the wiser to the theft that just happened right under their metaphorical noses. Good thing too. PK may have drop his spaghetti if that has went south. With this, his mission is complete and he will now return to the island.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)15:25:53 No.4386771

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)15:25:53 No.4386771

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4386766
let's take a look at the artifacts now that we're back home safe

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/03/20(Mon)15:28:14 No.4386773

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/03/20(Mon)15:28:14 No.4386773

File: 1.png (60 KB, 500x500)

60 KB PNG

>>4386771
Don't be hasty. There's still 8 missions left to be done!

By tomorrow! Because it's almost 2:30 AM over here. See you all next session. Which hopefully will also be the same time as this one.

udpates nm shit: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/03/20(Mon)15:28:51 No.4386775

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/03/20(Mon)15:28:51 No.4386775

>>4386773
Well alright then, thanks OP

Anonymous (ID: EwbSriEP)
08/05/20(Wed)06:38:12 No.4389187

Anonymous (ID: EwbSriEP) 08/05/20(Wed)06:38:12 No.4389187

File: sausage.gif (55 KB, 240x135)

55 KB GIF

I hope OP is okay

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/05/20(Wed)07:42:06 No.4389220

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/05/20(Wed)07:42:06 No.4389220

>>4389187
OP was drugged by lack of spaghetti in last session

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)12:22:46 No.4389362

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)12:22:46 No.4389362

>>4386773
where's OP

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)12:38:00 No.4389376

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)12:38:00 No.4389376

File: 1.png (4 KB, 500x500)

4 KB PNG

>>4389362
dead

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)12:38:56 No.4389378

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)12:38:56 No.4389378

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4389376
>>4386773
Switch to Luke, so we can finish off his questline and get three in a row

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)12:42:24 No.4389386

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)12:42:24 No.4389386

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4389378
This aint tic tac toe you sonofabitch

Also roll 2d100 with a +30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)12:42:51 No.4389387

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)12:42:51 No.4389387

Rolled 94, 48 = 142 (2d100)

>>4389386

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)12:57:06 No.4389408

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)12:57:06 No.4389408

File: 1.png (44 KB, 500x500)

44 KB PNG

>>4389387
Luke's gang war is going well. He now controls half the organized crime in the city. Now his gang is officially in the middle of a war against the vampire mafia

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)12:57:44 No.4389410

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)12:57:44 No.4389410

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4389408
Damn, we're balling so hard that even our armor is shining

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)12:59:30 No.4389414

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)12:59:30 No.4389414

File: 1.png (85 KB, 500x500)

85 KB PNG

>>4389410
Oh shit dude turn down the Bloom

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)12:59:55 No.4389416

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)12:59:55 No.4389416

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4389414
TOO MUCH BLOOM, I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)13:00:34 No.4389419

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)13:00:34 No.4389419

File: 1.png (2 KB, 500x500)

2 KB PNG

>>4389416

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)13:01:13 No.4389422

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)13:01:13 No.4389422

>>4389419
this seems like the perfect time for the vampire mafia to attack us

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)13:04:03 No.4389426

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)13:04:03 No.4389426

File: 1.png (18 KB, 500x500)

18 KB PNG

>>4389422
"AH FUCK I CAN'T SEE SHIT" the vampires yell

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)13:04:51 No.4389428

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)13:04:51 No.4389428

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4389426
PUT ON OUR SUNGLASSES, THIS WILL HELP US SEE

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)13:12:01 No.4389439

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)13:12:01 No.4389439

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4389428

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)13:12:48 No.4389441

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)13:12:48 No.4389441

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4389439
Apply boot to their foreheads

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)13:15:03 No.4389443

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)13:15:03 No.4389443

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4389441
Roll 2d100!

+40 Bonus

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)13:15:22 No.4389444

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)13:15:22 No.4389444

Rolled 45, 100 = 145 (2d100)

>>4389443
URAH!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)13:25:21 No.4389464

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)13:25:21 No.4389464

File: 1.png (24 KB, 500x500)

24 KB PNG

>>4389444

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)13:25:58 No.4389465

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)13:25:58 No.4389465

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4389464
If we've got a stake, pierce their hearts!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)13:31:33 No.4389478

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)13:31:33 No.4389478

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4389465
Gotta have these on hand when dealing with them vampires. Roll it!

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)13:32:13 No.4389480

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)13:32:13 No.4389480

Rolled 46, 84 = 130 (2d100)

>>4389478
AW SHIT, THESE ARE SOME STRONG VAMPIRES

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)13:35:45 No.4389487

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)13:35:45 No.4389487

File: 1.png (21 KB, 500x500)

21 KB PNG

>>4389480
Not strong enough

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)13:37:21 No.4389490

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)13:37:21 No.4389490

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4389487
Damn, Luke's gotten real strong over the course of this adventure
must be all the sausage eating

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)13:43:09 No.4389500

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)13:43:09 No.4389500

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

>>4389490
Turns out beating up an entire city's worth of punks gives alot of XP points. Luke now understands why Rasputin kept encouraging everybody to go train

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)13:44:00 No.4389502

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)13:44:00 No.4389502

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4389500
Let's take the fight to the Vampire Mafia stronghold, their mansion in the hills!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)13:45:27 No.4389504

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)13:45:27 No.4389504

>>4389502
Yes....next time probably. Thread is mondo empty and I don't feel well. So uh. See ya

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)13:45:55 No.4389506

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)13:45:55 No.4389506

>>4389504
damn, where all the anons at

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/05/20(Wed)13:47:30 No.4389510

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/05/20(Wed)13:47:30 No.4389510

>>4389506
spaghet

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/05/20(Wed)14:05:05 No.4389530

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/05/20(Wed)14:05:05 No.4389530

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4389500

Garlic punch!

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/05/20(Wed)14:06:07 No.4389533

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/05/20(Wed)14:06:07 No.4389533

>>4389530

Crap didn’t realize the session was over.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/05/20(Wed)14:35:06 No.4389554

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/05/20(Wed)14:35:06 No.4389554

>>4389533
>>4389530
>>4389510
I blame OP for giving up too easily

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/05/20(Wed)14:45:33 No.4389561

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/05/20(Wed)14:45:33 No.4389561

>>4389506
Western time zones

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/05/20(Wed)14:46:35 No.4389564

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/05/20(Wed)14:46:35 No.4389564

>>4389504
Maybe I would have been here is someone had told me https://boards.4channel.org/qst/thread/4363572#bottom was ded.

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/06/20(Thu)12:15:14 No.4390971

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/06/20(Thu)12:15:14 No.4390971

>>4389504
Did you die again?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)12:40:31 No.4391004

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)12:40:31 No.4391004

>>4390971
It's jsut aint time yet

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/06/20(Thu)12:53:56 No.4391016

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/06/20(Thu)12:53:56 No.4391016

>>4391004
Mkay. Estimate on when it will be? Please?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)13:05:36 No.4391030

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)13:05:36 No.4391030

>>4391016
ABout 45 minutes from now

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/06/20(Thu)13:34:35 No.4391056

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/06/20(Thu)13:34:35 No.4391056

>>4391030
Huxxah

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)13:57:52 No.4391074

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)13:57:52 No.4391074

File: 1.png (41 KB, 500x500)

41 KB PNG

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/06/20(Thu)13:58:21 No.4391075

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/06/20(Thu)13:58:21 No.4391075

>>4389530

LET'S START WITH A GARLIC PUNCH!!!

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/06/20(Thu)14:01:45 No.4391077

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/06/20(Thu)14:01:45 No.4391077

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4391074
Time to get our Buffy Belmont on. Garlic sausage whip.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)14:02:17 No.4391079

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)14:02:17 No.4391079

File: 1.png (33 KB, 500x500)

33 KB PNG

>>4391075
Garlic punch whoooooooooooooo

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)14:02:55 No.4391081

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)14:02:55 No.4391081

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4391079
the vampire mafia obviously
but they've sent out their heavy hitter, big fat paulie

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/06/20(Thu)14:06:28 No.4391084

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/06/20(Thu)14:06:28 No.4391084

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4391079

FUCKING GARLIC PUNCH FAT PAULIE TOO.

SCRATCH THAT!! LET'S JUST THROW GARLIC POWDER ON THEM!!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)14:08:05 No.4391089

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)14:08:05 No.4391089

File: 1.png (16 KB, 500x500)

16 KB PNG

>>4391081
>>4391084
OH SHIT! IT'S BIG FAT PAULIE!

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)14:08:45 No.4391091

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)14:08:45 No.4391091

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4391089
INFUSE OUR FISTS WITH GARLIC AND START PUNCHING

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/06/20(Thu)14:10:12 No.4391093

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/06/20(Thu)14:10:12 No.4391093

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4391091

MUDAMUDAMUDAAAAAAA!!!

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/06/20(Thu)14:11:14 No.4391095

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/06/20(Thu)14:11:14 No.4391095

>>4391093

NIGGA SOMEONE ROLL BETTAR!!!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)14:16:56 No.4391099

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)14:16:56 No.4391099

File: 1.png (20 KB, 500x500)

20 KB PNG

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4391091
FISTS, INFUSED

ROLL 2d100

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)14:17:41 No.4391101

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)14:17:41 No.4391101

Rolled 14, 60 = 74 (2d100)

>>4391099
URAH!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)14:24:00 No.4391106

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)14:24:00 No.4391106

File: 1.png (18 KB, 500x500)

18 KB PNG

>>4391101

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/06/20(Thu)14:26:10 No.4391110

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/06/20(Thu)14:26:10 No.4391110

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4391106

Slap his face with an giant sausage.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)14:27:23 No.4391111

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)14:27:23 No.4391111

>>4391106
>>4391110
what this guy said

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)14:32:58 No.4391119

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)14:32:58 No.4391119

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4391110
ROLL IT

+30 bonsu

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)14:34:30 No.4391121

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)14:34:30 No.4391121

Rolled 41, 54 = 95 (2d100)

>>4391119
NO FUCKING PROBLEM

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)14:41:42 No.4391132

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)14:41:42 No.4391132

File: 1.png (18 KB, 500x500)

18 KB PNG

>>4391121

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)14:42:17 No.4391134

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)14:42:17 No.4391134

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4391132
JUMP INTO A STAKE DIVE INTO BIG PAULIE'S HEART!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)14:48:23 No.4391142

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)14:48:23 No.4391142

File: 1.png (16 KB, 500x500)

16 KB PNG

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4391134
+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)14:48:45 No.4391143

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)14:48:45 No.4391143

Rolled 93, 19 = 112 (2d100)

>>4391142
this doesn't look good

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/06/20(Thu)14:50:48 No.4391147

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/06/20(Thu)14:50:48 No.4391147

Rolled 58, 32 = 90 (2d100)

>>4391142

Aw shit!

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/06/20(Thu)14:54:44 No.4391152

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/06/20(Thu)14:54:44 No.4391152

Rolled 15, 5 = 20 (2d100)

>>4391142

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)14:55:52 No.4391153

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)14:55:52 No.4391153

File: 1.png (16 KB, 500x500)

16 KB PNG

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4391143
OH SHIT! PAULIE GRABS LUKE MID-AIR! HE'S GONNA TRY A SLAM! ROLL 2D100

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)14:56:21 No.4391154

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)14:56:21 No.4391154

Rolled 78, 79 = 157 (2d100)

>>4391153
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)15:03:34 No.4391170

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)15:03:34 No.4391170

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4391154

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)15:04:37 No.4391172

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)15:04:37 No.4391172

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4391170
KICK THE STAKE MIDAIR AIMED AT PAULIE'S HEART!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)15:10:00 No.4391181

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)15:10:00 No.4391181

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4391172
Roll 2d100+30 bonus!

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)15:11:17 No.4391182

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)15:11:17 No.4391182

Rolled 9, 19 = 28 (2d100)

STAKE HIM
>>4391181

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)15:16:55 No.4391191

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)15:16:55 No.4391191

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

>>4391182

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)15:17:47 No.4391193

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)15:17:47 No.4391193

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4391191
OH FUCK, THE VAMPIRE MAFIA'S BOSS IS PISSED

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/06/20(Thu)15:19:11 No.4391194

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/06/20(Thu)15:19:11 No.4391194

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4391191

URAH!!!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)15:23:56 No.4391203

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)15:23:56 No.4391203

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4391194
"Boss! You okay?!"

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)15:25:59 No.4391205

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)15:25:59 No.4391205

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4391203
Cut to Luke sitting on top of a bunch of Vampire Mafia bodies triumphantly

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)15:27:49 No.4391208

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)15:27:49 No.4391208

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4391205

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)15:28:38 No.4391210

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)15:28:38 No.4391210

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4391208
We finally done with Luke's arc or is there one more final big bad?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)15:36:42 No.4391220

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)15:36:42 No.4391220

File: 1.png (4 KB, 500x500)

4 KB PNG

>>4391210
Yes. The vampire don. Livin' it up on that bigass mansion on top of them hills over there

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/06/20(Thu)15:37:44 No.4391221

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/06/20(Thu)15:37:44 No.4391221

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4391220
That'd make a nice vacation home for the Bone Kingdom. LET'S TAKE IT

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/06/20(Thu)15:40:32 No.4391222

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/06/20(Thu)15:40:32 No.4391222

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

>>4391221
Yes, you;ll take it!...Tomorrow. It's almost 3AM I gotta go to work in the mornin. So uh. See ya next session. Which is like, I dunno. 20 hours from now or soemthing. toodles.

updates b here, as always: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/06/20(Thu)16:23:17 No.4391290

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/06/20(Thu)16:23:17 No.4391290

>>4391222
We need a wide area of effect garlic attack . . .

Garlic farts. We can then tell the Vampires to gar-lick our ass.

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/06/20(Thu)16:37:22 No.4391311

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/06/20(Thu)16:37:22 No.4391311

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4391290

+1 Seconding this. Gas attacks are multo effective!

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/07/20(Fri)13:47:22 No.4392536

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/07/20(Fri)13:47:22 No.4392536

>>4391222
where's OP
>>4391311
>>4391290
be prepared to post, guys

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/07/20(Fri)14:19:34 No.4392581

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/07/20(Fri)14:19:34 No.4392581

>>4392536
Nyeh!

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/07/20(Fri)14:20:40 No.4392585

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/07/20(Fri)14:20:40 No.4392585

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4392581
>>4391222
Maybe we can make a cameo of the Vampire Hunters

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)01:22:27 No.4393632

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)01:22:27 No.4393632

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/08/20(Sat)01:25:42 No.4393639

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/08/20(Sat)01:25:42 No.4393639

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4393632

Do we have our flying animals (i forget which ones)? Let’s ride in on that!!!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)01:32:38 No.4393642

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)01:32:38 No.4393642

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4393639
Luke does own a giant undead dragon, yes

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/08/20(Sat)01:35:25 No.4393646

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/08/20(Sat)01:35:25 No.4393646

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4393642

URAH!

You know what to do.

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/08/20(Sat)01:41:17 No.4393649

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/08/20(Sat)01:41:17 No.4393649

>>4393646

SOMEONE ROLL BETTER!!!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)01:43:13 No.4393650

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)01:43:13 No.4393650

File: 1.png (13 KB, 500x500)

13 KB PNG

>>4393646
And so the raid is on. While the rest of Luke's gang roll onto the mansion in cars n shit.

Luke rides on his dragon towards the hill

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/08/20(Sat)01:46:51 No.4393653

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/08/20(Sat)01:46:51 No.4393653

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4393650

UNDEAD FIRE BREATH!!!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)01:49:15 No.4393656

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)01:49:15 No.4393656

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4393653
Roll a d100!

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/08/20(Sat)01:50:39 No.4393659

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/08/20(Sat)01:50:39 No.4393659

Rolled 63 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>4393656

We shall charge and win!!!!

Where tf is out crew?!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)01:56:59 No.4393663

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)01:56:59 No.4393663

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4393659
OH shit they got a shield

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)01:59:22 No.4393664

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)01:59:22 No.4393664

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4393663
Build a device

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)02:05:31 No.4393667

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)02:05:31 No.4393667

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4393664
A device?! What kinda device

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)02:06:38 No.4393670

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)02:06:38 No.4393670

>>4393667
A device that will amplify our power

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/08/20(Sat)02:07:21 No.4393672

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/08/20(Sat)02:07:21 No.4393672

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4393667

A giant drill!!!

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)02:07:44 No.4393673

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)02:07:44 No.4393673

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4393667
A battering ram.>>4393667

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)02:08:55 No.4393677

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)02:08:55 No.4393677

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4393670
Shit forgot to roll

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)02:16:48 No.4393686

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)02:16:48 No.4393686

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4393672
Roll 2d100 to tell yer goons to bring out the giant drill

+30 bonsu

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)02:18:14 No.4393687

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)02:18:14 No.4393687

Rolled 46, 54 + 30 = 130 (2d100 + 30)

>>4393686
Bring out the drill, fellas!!

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)02:18:28 No.4393688

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)02:18:28 No.4393688

Rolled 32, 38 = 70 (2d100)

>>4393686
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)02:22:30 No.4393690

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)02:22:30 No.4393690

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

>>4393687
Dambnit! Their magic shield is too strong!

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)02:25:46 No.4393693

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)02:25:46 No.4393693

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4393690
Insult them for using shields.

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)02:26:41 No.4393695

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)02:26:41 No.4393695

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4393690
Can Luke make his goons combine and create some sort of massive horrific creature half-composed of cars?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)02:33:25 No.4393708

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)02:33:25 No.4393708

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4393695
Roll 2d100 to see if car mecha is an option

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)02:36:17 No.4393710

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)02:36:17 No.4393710

Rolled 48, 85 = 133 (2d100)

>>4393708
Yes

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)02:40:10 No.4393717

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)02:40:10 No.4393717

Rolled 54, 90 = 144 (2d100)

>>4393708
Sure it is.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)02:43:14 No.4393719

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)02:43:14 No.4393719

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4393710
>>4393717
Oh fuck it is

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)02:44:14 No.4393721

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)02:44:14 No.4393721

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4393719
Time to absolutely wreck that shield

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)02:46:09 No.4393722

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)02:46:09 No.4393722

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4393719
Equip your cool super car robo weapons.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)02:53:41 No.4393727

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)02:53:41 No.4393727

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4393722
Of course. The car club and the car shield.

Which are also cars

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)02:58:33 No.4393731

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)02:58:33 No.4393731

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4393727
Let out deafening honks and shine our headlights to intimidate our enemies

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)03:01:19 No.4393733

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)03:01:19 No.4393733

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4393731
ROLL 2d100
+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)03:04:16 No.4393734

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)03:04:16 No.4393734

Rolled 82, 92 + 30 = 204 (2d100 + 30)

>>4393733
INTIMIDATE

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)03:10:56 No.4393741

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)03:10:56 No.4393741

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4393734

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)03:11:31 No.4393742

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)03:11:31 No.4393742

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4393741
Strike a pose

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)03:21:30 No.4393753

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)03:21:30 No.4393753

File: 1.png (13 KB, 500x500)

13 KB PNG

>>4393742

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1)
08/08/20(Sat)03:22:49 No.4393755

Anonymous (ID: xtC0rCd1) 08/08/20(Sat)03:22:49 No.4393755

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4393753
It is time to charge the shield

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)03:26:31 No.4393760

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)03:26:31 No.4393760

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4393755
ROLL IT

+40 bonus

Anonymous (ID: TRDzsB6j)
08/08/20(Sat)03:41:24 No.4393775

Anonymous (ID: TRDzsB6j) 08/08/20(Sat)03:41:24 No.4393775

Rolled 13, 62 = 75 (2d100)

>>4393760
Shield break

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)03:41:59 No.4393776

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)03:41:59 No.4393776

File: 1.png (14 KB, 500x500)

14 KB PNG

>>4393775
oh hey the shield broke

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)03:42:36 No.4393778

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)03:42:36 No.4393778

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4393776
Do a victory dance.

Anonymous (ID: TRDzsB6j)
08/08/20(Sat)03:44:53 No.4393782

Anonymous (ID: TRDzsB6j) 08/08/20(Sat)03:44:53 No.4393782

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4393776
>>4393778
Also anons must have died when he broke it

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)03:47:11 No.4393783

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)03:47:11 No.4393783

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

>>4393778
>>4393782
Luke dances as the anos died from the shield break. The raid starts down on the ground as Luke's gangs fight the vampire mafia

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)03:49:23 No.4393785

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)03:49:23 No.4393785

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4393783
Lets check on the Director.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)03:53:00 No.4393788

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)03:53:00 No.4393788

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

>>4393785
We leave Luke to his gang wars as we turn to the director. Who is currently observing a government top secret meteor site.

Inside the meteor was a kaiju

Anonymous (ID: TRDzsB6j)
08/08/20(Sat)03:58:11 No.4393794

Anonymous (ID: TRDzsB6j) 08/08/20(Sat)03:58:11 No.4393794

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4393788
Do you have any idea on how to tame it from the shows you watched

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)04:01:10 No.4393796

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)04:01:10 No.4393796

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4393794
Crap. You only watched shows about killing kaijus. None about taming em

Anonymous (ID: TRDzsB6j)
08/08/20(Sat)04:04:02 No.4393797

Anonymous (ID: TRDzsB6j) 08/08/20(Sat)04:04:02 No.4393797

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4393796
Wish your sis was there to sing to him

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)04:04:16 No.4393798

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)04:04:16 No.4393798

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4393796
Do a silly dance to get the kaiju's attention.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)04:07:22 No.4393801

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)04:07:22 No.4393801

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4393798
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)04:09:37 No.4393804

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)04:09:37 No.4393804

Rolled 6, 40 = 46 (2d100)

>>4393801
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)04:12:40 No.4393805

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)04:12:40 No.4393805

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

>>4393804
Copying a dance you saw in an anime once, you bust a groove. The kaiju is confused

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)04:13:45 No.4393807

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)04:13:45 No.4393807

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4393805
Quickly dive onto its head and pet like there's no tomorrow.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)04:17:10 No.4393809

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)04:17:10 No.4393809

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4393807
oh shit

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/08/20(Sat)04:19:39 No.4393810

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/08/20(Sat)04:19:39 No.4393810

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4393809

Unlimited of Petting!!!!

Anonymous (ID: 4KBdacXx)
08/08/20(Sat)04:20:19 No.4393812

Anonymous (ID: 4KBdacXx) 08/08/20(Sat)04:20:19 No.4393812

Rolled 86, 100 = 186 (2d100)

>>4393809

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)04:21:55 No.4393813

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)04:21:55 No.4393813

>>4393809
Pet that mother fucker.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)04:25:40 No.4393814

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)04:25:40 No.4393814

File: 1.png (14 KB, 500x500)

14 KB PNG

>>4393812
>100

oh shit

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)04:26:26 No.4393815

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)04:26:26 No.4393815

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4393814
Be the kaiju.

Anonymous (ID: 4KBdacXx)
08/08/20(Sat)04:26:53 No.4393816

Anonymous (ID: 4KBdacXx) 08/08/20(Sat)04:26:53 No.4393816

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4393814
Just like your favorite pet anime, only it's a kaiju

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/08/20(Sat)04:29:52 No.4393818

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/08/20(Sat)04:29:52 No.4393818

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4393814

Throw Pokeball at the kaiju.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)04:30:08 No.4393819

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)04:30:08 No.4393819

File: 1.png (14 KB, 500x500)

14 KB PNG

>>4393815
You are now the kaiju. you came from space to this weirdo planet on a meteor. You just woke upe and is super cranky. But then suddenly this skeleton lady is petting you super hard. Bony hands feel weirdly nice tho

Anonymous (ID: 4KBdacXx)
08/08/20(Sat)04:31:12 No.4393820

Anonymous (ID: 4KBdacXx) 08/08/20(Sat)04:31:12 No.4393820

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4393819
Oh look, flying things

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)04:31:25 No.4393821

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)04:31:25 No.4393821

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4393819
Remember where you came from.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)04:37:08 No.4393823

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)04:37:08 No.4393823

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

>>4393820
Yo whatt are those

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)04:38:48 No.4393825

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)04:38:48 No.4393825

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4393823
Swat at them.

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/08/20(Sat)04:39:04 No.4393826

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/08/20(Sat)04:39:04 No.4393826

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4393823
Targets for our toxic breath beam.

Anonymous (ID: lpag48RP)
08/08/20(Sat)04:39:21 No.4393828

Anonymous (ID: lpag48RP) 08/08/20(Sat)04:39:21 No.4393828

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4393823
"GET THE KAIJU! THE GOVERNMENT SHALL-wait who is this bitch"

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/08/20(Sat)04:41:46 No.4393829

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/08/20(Sat)04:41:46 No.4393829

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4393823

Wave at them!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)04:43:15 No.4393831

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)04:43:15 No.4393831

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

>>4393825

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)04:44:37 No.4393833

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)04:44:37 No.4393833

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4393831
Feel accomplished.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)04:46:38 No.4393837

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)04:46:38 No.4393837

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4393833

Anonymous (ID: lpag48RP)
08/08/20(Sat)04:47:22 No.4393839

Anonymous (ID: lpag48RP) 08/08/20(Sat)04:47:22 No.4393839

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4393837
Be the director and continue petting to the confusion of your own team and the enemy organisations trying to capture it.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)04:58:52 No.4393845

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)04:58:52 No.4393845

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4393839
"Sir. There's been...an incident"

"Report"

"Well....sir. The creature's been stopped."

"Oh then isn't that good then?"

"But there's this one lady that's petting it ontop of its head"

"what"

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)05:00:07 No.4393848

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)05:00:07 No.4393848

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4393845
Be the General.

Anonymous (ID: A/ok5R2K)
08/08/20(Sat)05:00:27 No.4393849

Anonymous (ID: A/ok5R2K) 08/08/20(Sat)05:00:27 No.4393849

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4393845
Also she looks like one of those heroes on tv

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)05:03:33 No.4393850

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)05:03:33 No.4393850

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4393849
"Fucking what"

Anonymous (ID: viJabCbM)
08/08/20(Sat)05:05:44 No.4393851

Anonymous (ID: viJabCbM) 08/08/20(Sat)05:05:44 No.4393851

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4393850
Yeah you know, those do-gooding tree huggers

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)05:14:16 No.4393857

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)05:14:16 No.4393857

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4393851
"Then the hell is one of 'em here. Petting the kaiju?"

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)05:15:15 No.4393858

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)05:15:15 No.4393858

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4393857
We don't know, But she did do that dance from that anime you like.

Anonymous (ID: mGGmvs40)
08/08/20(Sat)05:16:12 No.4393859

Anonymous (ID: mGGmvs40) 08/08/20(Sat)05:16:12 No.4393859

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4393857
>>4393858

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)05:22:39 No.4393860

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)05:22:39 No.4393860

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4393858
"Pretty Princess Ultra Climax? well that doesn't sound so bad"

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)05:24:10 No.4393862

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)05:24:10 No.4393862

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4393860
Now its time to check on Marian.

Anonymous (ID: 4KBdacXx)
08/08/20(Sat)05:25:24 No.4393864

Anonymous (ID: 4KBdacXx) 08/08/20(Sat)05:25:24 No.4393864

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4393860
Well now so is the kaiju. And they're making a duet.
The kaiju is better at it

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)05:29:42 No.4393867

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)05:29:42 No.4393867

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

>>4393862
Still in the cage. Still wailling.

Anyhoo. I uh, got step off to deal with some shit for a bit. Be back in about, eh, 2-3 hours.

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)08:46:55 No.4393976

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)08:46:55 No.4393976

>>4393867
It's been 3 hours

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)08:59:13 No.4393983

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)08:59:13 No.4393983

File: 1.png (2 KB, 500x500)

2 KB PNG

>>4393976
HAS IT

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)09:00:21 No.4393985

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)09:00:21 No.4393985

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4393983
it has

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)09:04:50 No.4393990

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)09:04:50 No.4393990

File: 1.png (3 KB, 500x500)

3 KB PNG

>>4393985
You have no proof of this

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)09:05:39 No.4393991

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)09:05:39 No.4393991

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4393990
I don't need proof when I can feed you shotasniffer's cooking

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)09:10:55 No.4393994

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)09:10:55 No.4393994

File: 1.png (3 KB, 500x500)

3 KB PNG

>>4393991

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)09:11:59 No.4393995

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)09:11:59 No.4393995

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4393994
So are we going back to Director's petting or going to another sibling

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)09:12:01 No.4393996

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)09:12:01 No.4393996

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4393994
Oh shit Marian's cage is open.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)09:20:08 No.4394002

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)09:20:08 No.4394002

File: 1.png (3 KB, 500x500)

3 KB PNG

>>4393995
Your choice, hombre

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)09:22:55 No.4394005

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)09:22:55 No.4394005

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4394002
Lets check on a random sibling determined by a roll of the dice.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)09:23:37 No.4394006

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)09:23:37 No.4394006

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4394002
Let's go to OIessa

Anonymous (ID: Y1RDGx/s)
08/08/20(Sat)09:29:15 No.4394011

Anonymous (ID: Y1RDGx/s) 08/08/20(Sat)09:29:15 No.4394011

What happened to Quattro?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)09:30:10 No.4394012

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)09:30:10 No.4394012

File: 1.png (3 KB, 500x500)

3 KB PNG

>>4394005
Sure
Roll 2d9
Second roll determines:

1:Luke
2:Olessa
3:Rasputin+Quattro
4:Bobby
6:Betty
7:Director
8:Chosen One
9: Shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)09:30:43 No.4394013

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)09:30:43 No.4394013

Rolled 9, 5 = 14 (2d9)

>>4394012

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)09:31:04 No.4394014

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)09:31:04 No.4394014

Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d9)

>>4394012
Okie dokie.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)09:31:15 No.4394015

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)09:31:15 No.4394015

>>4394012
>>4394013
Wait what's 5

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)09:33:05 No.4394018

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)09:33:05 No.4394018

>>4394015
Your mother.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)09:34:03 No.4394019

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)09:34:03 No.4394019

>>4394018
don't let dad hear that, he'll tear your whole body out by the ass

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)09:41:04 No.4394025

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)09:41:04 No.4394025

File: 1.png (3 KB, 500x500)

3 KB PNG

>>4394013
>>4394015
Of course, 5. The mysterious number.

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)09:42:56 No.4394026

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)09:42:56 No.4394026

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4394025
Its Alt-Betty.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)09:43:30 No.4394028

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)09:43:30 No.4394028

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4394025
It's Boy

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)09:50:53 No.4394034

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)09:50:53 No.4394034

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4394028
shhh, he's sleeping

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)09:51:57 No.4394035

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)09:51:57 No.4394035

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4394034
Lets check on alt-Betty.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)09:52:35 No.4394036

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)09:52:35 No.4394036

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4394034
let him sleep and >>4394035

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)10:12:26 No.4394056

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)10:12:26 No.4394056

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4394036
You are now Alt-Betty. Recent prison escapee. You have moved here to learn under Rasputin after witnessing his power destroying Alt Bobby. Currently you're playing it safe and have not make any big moves. Currently, you're a normal student

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)10:14:36 No.4394059

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)10:14:36 No.4394059

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4394056
Do a silly dance.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)10:18:41 No.4394063

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)10:18:41 No.4394063

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4394059

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)10:19:54 No.4394064

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)10:19:54 No.4394064

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4394063
Really sucks that Alt-Bobby turned out to be a loser and your Yellow empire was destroyed

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)10:20:08 No.4394065

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)10:20:08 No.4394065

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4394063
Nice, Now lets check on our fellow students.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)10:26:19 No.4394075

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)10:26:19 No.4394075

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4394065
Right. But it's currently night time. Everyone's in their hotel rooms sleeping. You tryna creep on em or sumthin

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)10:27:06 No.4394076

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)10:27:06 No.4394076

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4394075
not like you're a good guy

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)10:39:48 No.4394089

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)10:39:48 No.4394089

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

>>4394076
Of course. So how are you planning to observe your potential rivals? Just walk down the hotel's halls and knock on their doors? Climb out your window and creep onto their balconies? Use meditation to sense their presence ?

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)10:40:58 No.4394091

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)10:40:58 No.4394091

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4394089
Be nice and introduce your self.

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx)
08/08/20(Sat)10:41:03 No.4394092

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx) 08/08/20(Sat)10:41:03 No.4394092

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4394089
Ventilation shaft of course

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)10:47:18 No.4394096

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)10:47:18 No.4394096

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4394089
By using all the advanced nanodrones and other snooping gadgetry that you smuggled in to sabotage the USSR with, probably

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)10:49:01 No.4394098

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)10:49:01 No.4394098

File: 1.png (4 KB, 500x500)

4 KB PNG

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4394092
Of course. Roll 2d100 to use the ventilation shaft to sneak to the other students' rooms

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx)
08/08/20(Sat)10:49:48 No.4394099

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx) 08/08/20(Sat)10:49:48 No.4394099

Rolled 74, 4 = 78 (2d100)

>>4394098
Alright, we are like what? A solid shadow thing, right? Bet we can get less corporeal or something if we put our minds to it

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)10:50:21 No.4394100

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)10:50:21 No.4394100

Rolled 62, 10 = 72 (2d100)

>>4394098
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)10:50:25 No.4394101

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)10:50:25 No.4394101

Rolled 43, 91 = 134 (2d100)

>>4394098
Oh, this doesn't look like we can fit

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)10:50:44 No.4394103

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)10:50:44 No.4394103

Rolled 46, 62 = 108 (2d100)

>>4394098
Sneak sneakily

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)10:55:14 No.4394106

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)10:55:14 No.4394106

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4394099

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx)
08/08/20(Sat)10:56:40 No.4394109

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx) 08/08/20(Sat)10:56:40 No.4394109

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4394106
Its not sneaking, its...scouting! Completely different thing!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)10:58:51 No.4394111

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)10:58:51 No.4394111

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4394109

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/08/20(Sat)10:59:29 No.4394113

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/08/20(Sat)10:59:29 No.4394113

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4394111
damnit, he knows we're not here to be a loyal discipline

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx)
08/08/20(Sat)11:00:33 No.4394114

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx) 08/08/20(Sat)11:00:33 No.4394114

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4394111
Bribe it

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)11:01:51 No.4394116

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)11:01:51 No.4394116

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4394111
Sneak through the hallways instead. You totally won't get caught. Shotasniffer's definitely not monitoring you 24/7, for sure

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)11:02:02 No.4394117

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)11:02:02 No.4394117

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4394114
No

but bigger

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)11:02:58 No.4394118

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)11:02:58 No.4394118

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4394117
>>4394116

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)11:08:15 No.4394129

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)11:08:15 No.4394129

File: 1.png (4 KB, 500x500)

4 KB PNG

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4394118
Of course. Just carefully open your hotel room door and tip toe down the corridor.

By roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx)
08/08/20(Sat)11:09:54 No.4394132

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx) 08/08/20(Sat)11:09:54 No.4394132

Rolled 63, 79 = 142 (2d100)

>>4394129
sneaky

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)11:16:22 No.4394133

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)11:16:22 No.4394133

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4394132
Alright, coast seems clear so far

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx)
08/08/20(Sat)11:20:04 No.4394135

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx) 08/08/20(Sat)11:20:04 No.4394135

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4394133
Good, commence being a creep and spying on fellow students for...blackmail or something

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)11:23:19 No.4394140

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)11:23:19 No.4394140

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

>>4394135
Of course. using your enhanced senses. Just by placing your ear onto a fellow student's door, you were able to determine what they are doing inside their room.

Such as....sleeping

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)11:24:18 No.4394143

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)11:24:18 No.4394143

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4394140
Lets check on CO now.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)11:32:22 No.4394151

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)11:32:22 No.4394151

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4394143
Currently sneaking through the top secret lab to steal the self regenerating mound of flesh that causes people to go berserk and murderous when consumed

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)11:35:31 No.4394153

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)11:35:31 No.4394153

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4394151
Create a distraction so you can sneak in and nab it

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)11:35:32 No.4394154

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)11:35:32 No.4394154

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4394151
Neat.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)11:44:22 No.4394163

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)11:44:22 No.4394163

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4394153
You are inside the base right now. But indeed the guards to the containment chamber needs to be gone.

Roll 2d100

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)11:46:09 No.4394164

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)11:46:09 No.4394164

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4394163
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)11:47:40 No.4394168

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)11:47:40 No.4394168

Rolled 90, 32 = 122 (2d100)

>>4394163
Bikini babes make the best distractions I hear

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)11:53:35 No.4394177

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)11:53:35 No.4394177

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4394168
"Sir. Our delivery of cardboard cutouts of bikini babes have been delayed"

damnit

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8)
08/08/20(Sat)11:55:02 No.4394181

Anonymous (ID: Y6AO/tx8) 08/08/20(Sat)11:55:02 No.4394181

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4394177

TSAR BOMBAS!!!

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)11:57:24 No.4394185

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)11:57:24 No.4394185

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4394177
Do we have mints with us?

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)11:57:43 No.4394187

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)11:57:43 No.4394187

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4394177
>>4394181... in bikinis!
Make sure they're far enough away to not evaporate us though

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)11:59:03 No.4394190

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)11:59:03 No.4394190

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4394181
"Tsar bombas!" The Chosen One angrily muttered to himself. He's been using it lately as a substitute for the word "FUCK" in expressing his anger at a situation. Why?.......iunno

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)12:01:02 No.4394195

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)12:01:02 No.4394195

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4394190
Bomb the perimeter of the facility - with something radioactive and/or sexy, if possible

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)12:01:10 No.4394196

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)12:01:10 No.4394196

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4394190
Try to convince some passing guards that you are a fairy.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)12:04:29 No.4394201

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)12:04:29 No.4394201

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4394195
Surely using explosives near the containment of something that is said to be a self replicating mound of mindless flesh is a good idea that can't go wrong whatsoever. Just so you can cause a distraction.

Roll 2d100 +30 bonus to not have it go wrong

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)12:07:28 No.4394204

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)12:07:28 No.4394204

Rolled 66, 52 = 118 (2d100)

>>4394201
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)12:08:18 No.4394206

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)12:08:18 No.4394206

Rolled 19, 53 = 72 (2d100)

>>4394201
Seems fine. I'm more scared of grabbing it

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)12:12:42 No.4394210

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)12:12:42 No.4394210

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4394204
"Sir! We threw a grenade into the courtyard! The explosion have caused them to go into high alert and moved to investigate! Now's your chance!"

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)12:15:28 No.4394214

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)12:15:28 No.4394214

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4394210
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)12:16:56 No.4394218

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)12:16:56 No.4394218

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4394214
Also give me all your money

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)12:18:08 No.4394219

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)12:18:08 No.4394219

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4394210
Sneak up to it... with tongs and a sack. Don't wanna be touching this thing

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)12:18:21 No.4394220

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)12:18:21 No.4394220

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4394218
Yeah sure why not.

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)12:19:14 No.4394224

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)12:19:14 No.4394224

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4394218
I'm too communist for money though

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)12:19:53 No.4394225

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)12:19:53 No.4394225

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4394220
Sweet, thanks

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)12:21:10 No.4394228

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)12:21:10 No.4394228

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4394225
Okay now lets get in there and steal the blob.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)12:26:33 No.4394237

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)12:26:33 No.4394237

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4394228
Chosen One finds the mound of pulsating flesh safely secured inside its containment tube. Currently kept docile and inactive by the compounds of chemicals within

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)12:27:40 No.4394238

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)12:27:40 No.4394238

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4394237
Look around for something to transport it in.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)12:30:23 No.4394244

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)12:30:23 No.4394244

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4394238
Roll a d100 fer it

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)12:33:21 No.4394251

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)12:33:21 No.4394251

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4394244
Alrighty.

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)12:34:34 No.4394253

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)12:34:34 No.4394253

Rolled 6, 11 = 17 (2d100)

>>4394244
They gotta have some sorta strong meat-proof science box around here somewhere

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)12:41:54 No.4394264

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)12:41:54 No.4394264

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4394251
inside the lab you were able to find:

A. A device, it's a big metal covering that's supposed to go over the tube to keep it safe for transportation. Put this over the tube and it can be safely disengaged from its current position and be put on a truck or something

B. a shrink ray

C. A big cardboard box the same size as the tube

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)12:45:06 No.4394268

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)12:45:06 No.4394268

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4394264
Put it in A then shrink it with B
Then put both in your pocket and leg it

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)12:45:28 No.4394269

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)12:45:28 No.4394269

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4394264
Attach the cover to the tube, Put the blob in the tube, Put the tube in the box, Then ship the box to the island.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)12:50:33 No.4394280

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)12:50:33 No.4394280

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4394268
Alright. The package is secured. Now you just need to make your way out of the facility currently on high alert and yer home free.

ROLL 2d100

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)12:52:48 No.4394285

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)12:52:48 No.4394285

Rolled 24, 83 = 107 (2d100)

>>4394280
If this fails, attack intercepting guards with shrink-ray

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)12:54:36 No.4394289

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)12:54:36 No.4394289

>>4394285
Also do that if it succeeds just for the lulz

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)12:58:29 No.4394299

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)12:58:29 No.4394299

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4394285
>>4394289
And so the Chosen One snuck out of the compound undetected. But also made sure to randomly shrink guards along the way to sow even more chaos and confusion.

Mission Complete

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)13:00:47 No.4394306

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)13:00:47 No.4394306

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4394299
So who's left.

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)13:01:54 No.4394309

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)13:01:54 No.4394309

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4394299
Nice.
In that case we should be the kaiju again I guess

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/08/20(Sat)13:02:02 No.4394311

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/08/20(Sat)13:02:02 No.4394311

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4394299

Kidnapped some shrinked guards before we go back.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)13:05:13 No.4394316

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)13:05:13 No.4394316

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4394309
Confusion as the petting continued. But feels pretty nice tho

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)13:07:05 No.4394322

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)13:07:05 No.4394322

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4394316
Disregard petting
Rampage the fuck out of this shitty little planet

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)13:08:56 No.4394326

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)13:08:56 No.4394326

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4394322
Das right! You've got a job to do! Damn natives distracting you! Roll 2d100 to go on a rampage

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)13:09:37 No.4394327

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)13:09:37 No.4394327

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4394316
Feel loved.

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)13:10:40 No.4394329

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)13:10:40 No.4394329

Rolled 5, 92 = 97 (2d100)

>>4394326
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)13:13:58 No.4394335

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)13:13:58 No.4394335

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

>>4394329

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)13:15:41 No.4394341

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)13:15:41 No.4394341

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4394335
Be The Director.

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)13:17:16 No.4394345

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)13:17:16 No.4394345

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4394335
Track down and destroy the most powerful being on the planet so that your reign of destruction can continue unchallenged
According to your senses, it seems to be some sort of elderly skeletal female radiating masses of dark energy

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)13:26:05 No.4394355

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)13:26:05 No.4394355

File: 1.png (4 KB, 500x500)

4 KB PNG

>>4394341
The kaiju you were petting has rejected your affection and resumed his rampaged. This has left you somewhat displeased

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)13:27:15 No.4394357

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)13:27:15 No.4394357

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4394355
Welp its time to put it down, Do we have an orbital strike we can use?

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI)
08/08/20(Sat)13:27:42 No.4394360

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI) 08/08/20(Sat)13:27:42 No.4394360

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4394355
Try to imagine how you looked like if you were human.
Wonder why there are no blonde skeletons on the island

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)13:32:17 No.4394363

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)13:32:17 No.4394363

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4394360
>Wonder why there are no blonde skeletons on the island
Probably because neither dad or mom is blonde

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)13:33:55 No.4394366

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)13:33:55 No.4394366

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4394363
The big lizard is angry, I think we should kill it.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)13:36:44 No.4394372

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)13:36:44 No.4394372

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

>>4394366
With the power of....A GUN?

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)13:37:48 No.4394373

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)13:37:48 No.4394373

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4394372
A massive gun.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)13:40:24 No.4394375

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)13:40:24 No.4394375

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4394373
The USSR does have its own satellite. That also perhaps....DOUBLES AS A GUN?!

Roll 2d100 +30 bonus to see if it's true

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)13:41:43 No.4394377

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)13:41:43 No.4394377

Rolled 35, 100 = 135 (2d100)

>>4394375
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/08/20(Sat)13:44:12 No.4394381

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/08/20(Sat)13:44:12 No.4394381

>>4394377

Jeezus Kris! satellite with massive gun!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)13:46:40 No.4394387

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)13:46:40 No.4394387

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4394377
Oh fuck

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/08/20(Sat)13:47:11 No.4394388

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/08/20(Sat)13:47:11 No.4394388

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4394387
THEY CALL THIS OPERATION
STEEL RAIN

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)13:47:32 No.4394390

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)13:47:32 No.4394390

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4394387
Open fire!

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)13:47:34 No.4394391

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)13:47:34 No.4394391

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4394387
Fire it right in front of the kaiju so that it trips into the hole

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)13:50:45 No.4394396

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)13:50:45 No.4394396

File: 1.png (23 KB, 500x500)

23 KB PNG

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4394391
Roll 2d100 +30

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/08/20(Sat)13:51:33 No.4394399

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/08/20(Sat)13:51:33 No.4394399

Rolled 76, 18 = 94 (2d100)

>>4394396
URAH!

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)13:51:47 No.4394400

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)13:51:47 No.4394400

Rolled 51, 2 = 53 (2d100)

>>4394396
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/08/20(Sat)13:52:54 No.4394403

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/08/20(Sat)13:52:54 No.4394403

>>4394391
YOU GOTTA ROLL HOMIE

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)13:59:12 No.4394414

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)13:59:12 No.4394414

File: 1.png (22 KB, 500x500)

22 KB PNG

>>4394399
Unfortunately, instead of making a big hole for the kaiju to fall in, the satellite gun....obliterated the thing to nothing instead. Which is quite a problem since your mission was to exploit whatever was inside the meteor. With the kaiju atomized, you wont be able to even study it or loot it for usable materials. So technically, mission failed.

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/08/20(Sat)14:00:04 No.4394416

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/08/20(Sat)14:00:04 No.4394416

Rolled 82, 70 = 152 (2d100)

>>4394396

BEEAAMU!!!

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)14:00:09 No.4394417

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)14:00:09 No.4394417

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4394414
Lets check on Bobby.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/08/20(Sat)14:00:12 No.4394418

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/08/20(Sat)14:00:12 No.4394418

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4394414
damn, switch to Olessa now

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)14:04:30 No.4394425

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)14:04:30 No.4394425

Excuse my autism please, Shits fuckie on my end.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)14:08:21 No.4394430

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)14:08:21 No.4394430

File: 1.png (25 KB, 500x500)

25 KB PNG

>>4394417
As we switch to the Bobster. I gotta ask. I'm kinda sleepy right now so which sounds better: continue later in about 9-10 hours or go for another 2

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/08/20(Sat)14:10:14 No.4394435

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/08/20(Sat)14:10:14 No.4394435

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4394430
if you continue later in 9-10 hours can you run the whole day again, OP? we almost done with the rebuilding arc

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)14:10:55 No.4394437

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)14:10:55 No.4394437

>>4394430
Two more hours sounds nice, But what do you want to do?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)14:12:40 No.4394440

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)14:12:40 No.4394440

>>4394435
>>4394437
Continuing later gimme more rest and probably lets me run longer like today

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/08/20(Sat)14:13:00 No.4394441

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/08/20(Sat)14:13:00 No.4394441

>>4394440
i'ma say get your rest, OP

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/08/20(Sat)14:14:02 No.4394445

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/08/20(Sat)14:14:02 No.4394445

>>4394430

If you are sleepy, then it is good idea to sleep.

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/08/20(Sat)14:17:57 No.4394452

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/08/20(Sat)14:17:57 No.4394452

>>4394440
Night night OP, Don't let the bedbugs bite.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/08/20(Sat)14:18:15 No.4394453

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/08/20(Sat)14:18:15 No.4394453

File: 1.png (4 KB, 500x500)

4 KB PNG

>>4394445
>>4394441
Aight. See ya guys when i wake up or sumthin. If you're also awake that is. Updates will be on here and whatnnot: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+)
08/08/20(Sat)16:37:08 No.4394714

Anonymous (ID: yoaTd5g+) 08/08/20(Sat)16:37:08 No.4394714

>>4394414
Whoops. Maybe if Director managed to not get fried by the death-ray, she can crawl back to the eggshell the kaiju hatched from so we can salvage some interesting space stuff from that

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/08/20(Sat)23:30:18 No.4395369

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/08/20(Sat)23:30:18 No.4395369

>>4394453
ayo, where you at OP

Anonymous (ID: zT37wD7d)
08/09/20(Sun)00:37:10 No.4395471

Anonymous (ID: zT37wD7d) 08/09/20(Sun)00:37:10 No.4395471

>>4395369
The gulag probably

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)00:42:25 No.4395478

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)00:42:25 No.4395478

>>4395471
Possibly, Or hes just sleeping in.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)01:46:57 No.4395548

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)01:46:57 No.4395548

File: 1.png (4 KB, 500x500)

4 KB PNG

>>4395478
Bread's jsut in the oven

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)01:49:35 No.4395551

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)01:49:35 No.4395551

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4395548
What kind?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)01:53:50 No.4395555

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)01:53:50 No.4395555

File: 1.png (4 KB, 500x500)

4 KB PNG

>>4395551
pastry

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)01:55:49 No.4395557

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)01:55:49 No.4395557

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4395555
Pastry is not a type of bread.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)02:01:48 No.4395565

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)02:01:48 No.4395565

File: 1.png (4 KB, 500x500)

4 KB PNG

>>4395557
What are you, the bread police?

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)02:03:13 No.4395568

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)02:03:13 No.4395568

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4395565
Possibly, Also I think everyone else is asleep.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)02:06:12 No.4395574

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)02:06:12 No.4395574

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4395565
yes

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)02:07:29 No.4395576

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)02:07:29 No.4395576

File: 1.png (4 KB, 500x500)

4 KB PNG

>>4395568
>>4395574
Then you'll never catch me, coppers

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)02:07:46 No.4395577

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)02:07:46 No.4395577

>>4395568
I retract the asleep statement.

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)02:08:47 No.4395580

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)02:08:47 No.4395580

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4395576
Anyway Lets switch back to the Director and quickly inspect the meteor.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)02:09:04 No.4395582

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)02:09:04 No.4395582

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4395576
>>4395580
what this guy said

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)02:09:26 No.4395583

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)02:09:26 No.4395583

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4395576
>>4395580
>>4395582
what these guys said

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)02:11:08 No.4395586

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)02:11:08 No.4395586

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4395576
start super robot pilot 4 demo

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)02:12:23 No.4395587

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)02:12:23 No.4395587

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4395582
Of course! Maybe we can still salvage this

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)02:12:58 No.4395588

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)02:12:58 No.4395588

Rolled 40, 95 = 135 (2d100)

>>4395587
there was second meteor all along

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)02:16:47 No.4395591

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)02:16:47 No.4395591

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4395588
Oh hey there is. Guess this wasn't a total failure after all.

Probably.

Maybe.

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)02:17:27 No.4395592

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)02:17:27 No.4395592

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4395591
See if there is a child with in it.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)02:17:37 No.4395593

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)02:17:37 No.4395593

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4395591
Let's take this meteorite fragment back to base.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)02:17:39 No.4395594

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)02:17:39 No.4395594

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4395591
secure it

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)02:22:41 No.4395599

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)02:22:41 No.4395599

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4395594
With the recent destruction you've brought upon this place, maybe you can escape during the confusion

ROLL 2d100

30 booinus

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)02:23:00 No.4395600

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)02:23:00 No.4395600

Rolled 87, 69 = 156 (2d100)

>>4395599
Greens get away easily

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)02:23:31 No.4395601

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)02:23:31 No.4395601

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4395599
yea people are too busy looking at aftermath of satellite strike and thinking where it come frome

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)02:24:09 No.4395603

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)02:24:09 No.4395603

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4395599
Meteor's making noises, must be something inside there

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)02:24:33 No.4395604

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)02:24:33 No.4395604

Rolled 65, 97 = 162 (2d100)

>>4395599
>>4395601

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)02:24:57 No.4395607

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)02:24:57 No.4395607

Rolled 31, 5 = 36 (2d100)

>>4395599
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)02:29:55 No.4395610

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)02:29:55 No.4395610

File: 1.gif (13 KB, 500x500)

13 KB GIF

>>4395600

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)02:30:35 No.4395611

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)02:30:35 No.4395611

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4395610
Now, switch to Luke

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)02:30:57 No.4395613

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)02:30:57 No.4395613

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4395610
get consolidation prize for finishing stage via ranking system

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)02:31:06 No.4395614

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)02:31:06 No.4395614

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4395610
Lets get the hell out of there and also check up on the Hell wizard.

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)02:31:11 No.4395615

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)02:31:11 No.4395615

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4395610
Ok now it's time to crack this bad boy open!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)02:36:58 No.4395622

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)02:36:58 No.4395622

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4395614
The astro hell wizard is currently busy helping his demon son with his arts and crafts project.

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)02:38:27 No.4395625

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)02:38:27 No.4395625

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4395622
Okay now back to what Luke was doing.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)02:38:31 No.4395626

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)02:38:31 No.4395626

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4395622
They are building final boss's giant robot from Super Robot Pilot 3 series.
fanart of sorts

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)02:38:35 No.4395627

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)02:38:35 No.4395627

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4395622
LOOK OUT IT'S LOLISNIFFER

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)02:38:56 No.4395628

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)02:38:56 No.4395628

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4395622
Needs more glitter

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)02:42:55 No.4395634

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)02:42:55 No.4395634

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

>>4395626
"Waddup dickmunch. It's me. the Cosmic Warlord opposing your bitch ass hellgate plan. Just wanna drop by and tell you that your tastes are shit and Real Robot Pilot is superior"

"Fuck off Steve"

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)02:44:37 No.4395636

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)02:44:37 No.4395636

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4395634
lolisniffer kills steve to gain power for his battle against grandma

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)02:45:00 No.4395638

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)02:45:00 No.4395638

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4395634
Ok cool, can we check on Luke now

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)02:45:11 No.4395639

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)02:45:11 No.4395639

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4395634
Lets check on Bobby.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)02:46:19 No.4395642

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)02:46:19 No.4395642

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4395634
If it's superior why there was only one Real Robot Pilot?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)02:50:11 No.4395645

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)02:50:11 No.4395645

File: 1.png (25 KB, 500x500)

25 KB PNG

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4395638
Right eight, of course!

Roll 2d100 to see how his raid on the Vampire Mafia HQ is going

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)02:50:38 No.4395646

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)02:50:38 No.4395646

Rolled 5, 75 = 80 (2d100)

>>4395645
prolly fine

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)02:55:00 No.4395649

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)02:55:00 No.4395649

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4395645
Absolutely obliterating some vamps

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)02:55:05 No.4395650

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)02:55:05 No.4395650

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4395646
He's doing fiiiine, making his way through the goons, coming at the vampire don

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)02:55:37 No.4395651

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)02:55:37 No.4395651

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4395650
Who is the don

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)02:55:55 No.4395652

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)02:55:55 No.4395652

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4395650
What's the Don look like?

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)02:56:18 No.4395654

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)02:56:18 No.4395654

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4395645
Whoops forgot to roll 2d, here's another

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)02:56:22 No.4395655

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)02:56:22 No.4395655

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4395650
seems like don more into hamburgers than sausages

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)02:57:00 No.4395657

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)02:57:00 No.4395657

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4395650
Time to fight the fat fuck that is the don.

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)02:57:24 No.4395658

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)02:57:24 No.4395658

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4395650
Strike a pose to intimidate the don

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)03:03:46 No.4395664

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)03:03:46 No.4395664

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4395652
One a' these, I reckon'

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)03:04:17 No.4395665

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)03:04:17 No.4395665

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4395664
Top left

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)03:04:28 No.4395666

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)03:04:28 No.4395666

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4395664
He's all three, he's three-headed

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)03:04:34 No.4395667

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)03:04:34 No.4395667

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4395664
how about mystery box

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)03:10:42 No.4395674

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)03:10:42 No.4395674

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4395666
You think we have the budget for that?

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)03:11:09 No.4395675

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)03:11:09 No.4395675

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4395674
>>4395665
come on, something easy for OP to draw

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)03:11:51 No.4395676

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)03:11:51 No.4395676

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4395674
Bottom center.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)03:12:02 No.4395677

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)03:12:02 No.4395677

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4395674
it's just masks don wears cause don has no character and basically a mob

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)03:12:02 No.4395678

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)03:12:02 No.4395678

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4395674
Top right baybee

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx)
08/09/20(Sun)03:12:04 No.4395679

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx) 08/09/20(Sun)03:12:04 No.4395679

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4395674
Take the mask guy

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)03:12:43 No.4395680

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)03:12:43 No.4395680

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4395674
>>4395677

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)03:13:20 No.4395681

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)03:13:20 No.4395681

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4395678
Of course, the most budget of all options

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)03:14:34 No.4395684

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)03:14:34 No.4395684

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4395681
Also he acts like he's in a stage play

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx)
08/09/20(Sun)03:14:45 No.4395685

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx) 08/09/20(Sun)03:14:45 No.4395685

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4395681
He better have a cool suit tho

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)03:15:30 No.4395687

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)03:15:30 No.4395687

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4395681
Rip off the mask guys mask to reveal its actually a girl to no one's surprise.

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)03:16:10 No.4395688

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)03:16:10 No.4395688

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4395681
Most elaborate wardrobe tho

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)03:16:26 No.4395689

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)03:16:26 No.4395689

>>4395681
make mask bigger and call him Wonderful Don

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)03:17:31 No.4395690

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)03:17:31 No.4395690

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4395681
>>4395689

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)03:29:31 No.4395698

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)03:29:31 No.4395698

File: 1.png (18 KB, 1000x500)

18 KB PNG

>>4395685
Depends on what your definition of what a suit is

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI)
08/09/20(Sun)03:30:11 No.4395699

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI) 08/09/20(Sun)03:30:11 No.4395699

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4395698
A vampire don should look business like. Far left

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)03:30:20 No.4395700

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)03:30:20 No.4395700

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4395698
1st.

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)03:30:22 No.4395701

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)03:30:22 No.4395701

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4395698
Middle

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)03:30:37 No.4395702

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)03:30:37 No.4395702

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4395698
>>4395699
Gotta look like like the mafia

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)03:30:44 No.4395703

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)03:30:44 No.4395703

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4395698
of course the middle one

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)03:31:06 No.4395705

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)03:31:06 No.4395705

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4395698
middle reminds me of that one vampire hunting quest

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx)
08/09/20(Sun)03:31:45 No.4395707

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx) 08/09/20(Sun)03:31:45 No.4395707

>>4395698
First

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx)
08/09/20(Sun)03:32:49 No.4395709

Anonymous (ID: Cp+52QWx) 08/09/20(Sun)03:32:49 No.4395709

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4395707
Yes, first

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)03:34:02 No.4395710

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)03:34:02 No.4395710

File: 1.png (19 KB, 1000x500)

19 KB PNG

>>4395701

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)03:34:25 No.4395711

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)03:34:25 No.4395711

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4395710
yeah, go ahead; let's do this boss battle already

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)03:34:29 No.4395712

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)03:34:29 No.4395712

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4395710
rock in confirm

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)03:42:59 No.4395714

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)03:42:59 No.4395714

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

>>4395712
Luke bursts into the don's chambers. The two stare down eachother. Both men, each controls half of the city's criminal underworld, each dressing completely inappropriate for their jobs.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)03:44:08 No.4395715

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)03:44:08 No.4395715

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4395714
they start insulting each other's choice of clothes

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)03:44:22 No.4395716

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)03:44:22 No.4395716

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4395714
Luke starts doing the thing where he moves his arms around and there are afterimages, anime style

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)03:44:23 No.4395717

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)03:44:23 No.4395717

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4395714
Wave hello to the don.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)03:44:43 No.4395719

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)03:44:43 No.4395719

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>4395714
whip out your sausage

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)03:56:03 No.4395729

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)03:56:03 No.4395729

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4395714
maybe you have something in common
have a small talk about sausages

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)03:56:26 No.4395730

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)03:56:26 No.4395730

File: 1.png (54 KB, 500x500)

54 KB PNG

>>4395716

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)03:57:25 No.4395732

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)03:57:25 No.4395732

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4395730
look, enemy boss, I can give you sausage THIIIIIS BIG

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)03:57:56 No.4395733

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)03:57:56 No.4395733

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4395730
Beat him to a pulp.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)04:01:53 No.4395736

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)04:01:53 No.4395736

File: 1.png (61 KB, 500x500)

61 KB PNG

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4395733
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)04:02:12 No.4395737

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)04:02:12 No.4395737

Rolled 57, 76 = 133 (2d100)

>>4395736
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)04:02:20 No.4395738

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)04:02:20 No.4395738

Rolled 45, 19 = 64 (2d100)

>>4395736
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)04:03:50 No.4395741

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)04:03:50 No.4395741

Rolled 28, 23 = 51 (2d100)

>>4395736
Get his ass

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)04:08:00 No.4395747

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)04:08:00 No.4395747

File: 1.png (31 KB, 500x500)

31 KB PNG

>>4395737

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)04:09:08 No.4395748

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)04:09:08 No.4395748

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4395747
stuff his mouth with sausages, but onions sausages without trace of meat and blood.

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)04:09:13 No.4395749

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)04:09:13 No.4395749

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4395747
Keep punching.

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)04:09:40 No.4395750

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)04:09:40 No.4395750

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4395747
Rip his mask off

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)04:14:08 No.4395758

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)04:14:08 No.4395758

File: 1.png (60 KB, 500x500)

60 KB PNG

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4395750
ROLL 2D100 TO COMPLETE QTE

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)04:14:59 No.4395761

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)04:14:59 No.4395761

Rolled 40, 22 = 62 (2d100)

>>4395758
Okay dokay.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)04:16:00 No.4395765

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)04:16:00 No.4395765

Rolled 69, 60 = 129 (2d100)

>>4395758
you almost mistake QTE for just some weird game pause dialouge

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)04:18:53 No.4395772

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)04:18:53 No.4395772

File: Spoiler Image (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

>>4395765
BEHIND THE MASK!

~~ANOTHER MASK~~

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)04:19:30 No.4395773

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)04:19:30 No.4395773

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4395772
stuff sausages into eyesockets

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)04:19:57 No.4395774

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)04:19:57 No.4395774

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4395772
Take the other mask off.

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)04:21:50 No.4395775

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)04:21:50 No.4395775

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4395772
Gotta rip the other mask off

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)04:23:03 No.4395779

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)04:23:03 No.4395779

File: 1.png (13 KB, 500x500)

13 KB PNG

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4395773
ROLL 2D100

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)04:23:28 No.4395780

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)04:23:28 No.4395780

Rolled 79, 1 = 80 (2d100)

>>4395779
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)04:23:57 No.4395781

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)04:23:57 No.4395781

Rolled 43, 2 = 45 (2d100)

>>4395779
nice

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)04:24:46 No.4395782

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)04:24:46 No.4395782

Rolled 95, 44 = 139 (2d100)

>>4395779
K

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)04:29:39 No.4395790

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)04:29:39 No.4395790

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

>>4395782

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)04:31:56 No.4395792

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)04:31:56 No.4395792

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4395790
Oh fuck, better stick a cool landing at least

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/09/20(Sun)04:32:11 No.4395793

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/09/20(Sun)04:32:11 No.4395793

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4395790

Throw an garlic sausage at the vampire.

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)04:32:11 No.4395794

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)04:32:11 No.4395794

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4395790
Lets check on Marian.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)04:36:28 No.4395797

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)04:36:28 No.4395797

File: 1.png (38 KB, 500x500)

38 KB PNG

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4395793
ROLL IT

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)04:37:02 No.4395799

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)04:37:02 No.4395799

Rolled 53, 3 = 56 (2d100)

>>4395797
vegetarian sausages ahoy

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)04:39:13 No.4395802

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)04:39:13 No.4395802

Rolled 8, 55 = 63 (2d100)

>>4395797
Oak.

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)04:41:18 No.4395804

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)04:41:18 No.4395804

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4395797

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)04:44:24 No.4395807

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)04:44:24 No.4395807

File: 1.png (16 KB, 500x500)

16 KB PNG

>>4395799
o fuck

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD)
08/09/20(Sun)04:46:00 No.4395810

Anonymous (ID: t/Rt0AtD) 08/09/20(Sun)04:46:00 No.4395810

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4395807
It may be time to call on the power of friendship (car mecha)

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g)
08/09/20(Sun)04:46:37 No.4395811

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g) 08/09/20(Sun)04:46:37 No.4395811

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4395807
A mysterious weed potion drops out of the neighbouring high-rise into the middle of the battle!

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI)
08/09/20(Sun)04:49:05 No.4395815

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI) 08/09/20(Sun)04:49:05 No.4395815

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4395807
suplex

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)04:52:47 No.4395820

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)04:52:47 No.4395820

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4395811
The room is filled with ultra concentrated weed gas. Any normal human would have become incredibly high and docile right now. Good thing skeletons are immune to gas attacks. But who would do such a thiing?

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)04:53:34 No.4395822

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)04:53:34 No.4395822

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4395820
probably marian

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g)
08/09/20(Sun)04:56:36 No.4395827

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g) 08/09/20(Sun)04:56:36 No.4395827

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4395820
A certain Vampbeast alchemist looking out the high-rise window, lamenting his butterfingers and loss of revenue. His Overlord CEO looks on disapprovingly.

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)04:56:39 No.4395828

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)04:56:39 No.4395828

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4395820
Quattro would do that.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)04:58:43 No.4395830

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)04:58:43 No.4395830

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4395822
Marian?! He's still in his cage back at the island! And since when did he start using the devil's lettuce

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)05:00:05 No.4395832

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)05:00:05 No.4395832

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4395830
stepping down from being president does thing to people

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g)
08/09/20(Sun)05:04:29 No.4395835

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g) 08/09/20(Sun)05:04:29 No.4395835

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4395830
This is a cliche situation! Duck and legsweep backwards Luke!

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)05:07:02 No.4395839

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)05:07:02 No.4395839

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4395832
"NUH UHHHHHHHHHHH"

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)05:07:56 No.4395842

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)05:07:56 No.4395842

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4395839
What are those red things?

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)05:08:19 No.4395843

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)05:08:19 No.4395843

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4395839
I mean it's green
what other associations you have
anyway, back to battle, ventilate area via sausage spin

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)05:11:00 No.4395846

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)05:11:00 No.4395846

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4395843
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)05:12:29 No.4395847

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)05:12:29 No.4395847

Rolled 56, 36 = 92 (2d100)

>>4395846
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/09/20(Sun)05:13:19 No.4395849

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/09/20(Sun)05:13:19 No.4395849

Rolled 4, 30 = 34 (2d100)

>>4395846

Rollo

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)05:16:06 No.4395853

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)05:16:06 No.4395853

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4395847
>same number of 36

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)05:16:41 No.4395854

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)05:16:41 No.4395854

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4395853
Do what you wanna do man, I don't give a shit.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)05:18:03 No.4395855

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)05:18:03 No.4395855

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4395853
just make them both hit each other

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)05:18:27 No.4395857

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)05:18:27 No.4395857

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4395853
roll for it

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)05:23:56 No.4395863

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)05:23:56 No.4395863

File: 1.png (20 KB, 500x500)

20 KB PNG

>>4395855

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)05:24:32 No.4395865

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)05:24:32 No.4395865

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4395863
eat some sausages for buff

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/09/20(Sun)05:25:35 No.4395867

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/09/20(Sun)05:25:35 No.4395867

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4395853
Flip a 1d2

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/09/20(Sun)05:26:36 No.4395868

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/09/20(Sun)05:26:36 No.4395868

Rolled 15 (1d100)

Pull out the forbidden heresy - the vegan sausage.

Make the Don wish he was dead instead.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)05:35:08 No.4395878

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)05:35:08 No.4395878

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4395865

Taking a step back. Luke chomps on some emergency sausages to buff himself. This also allowed him to see why he felt like he punched two faces. The don had a helper

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)05:37:07 No.4395881

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)05:37:07 No.4395881

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4395878
Is that your brother or something

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)05:37:31 No.4395883

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)05:37:31 No.4395883

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4395878
Call him a coward for accepting help in this duel of criminal masterminds.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)05:41:55 No.4395888

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)05:41:55 No.4395888

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4395881
Brotha from anotha motha

NOW ROLL 2D100 TO NOT GET HIT BY THEIR TEAM ATTACK

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g)
08/09/20(Sun)05:42:50 No.4395889

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g) 08/09/20(Sun)05:42:50 No.4395889

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4395878
Whassamatter? Big Bad Vampire Mafia Don not badass enough to fight his own battles? MAYBE THE REST OF YOUR MAFIA SHOULD BE RECONSIDERING NEW MANAGEMENT.

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo)
08/09/20(Sun)05:43:10 No.4395890

Anonymous (ID: 6fdJlTDo) 08/09/20(Sun)05:43:10 No.4395890

Rolled 73, 94 = 167 (2d100)

>>4395888

Matrix dodge time.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)05:43:17 No.4395891

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)05:43:17 No.4395891

Rolled 14, 77 = 91 (2d100)

>>4395888
Duck as they crash into each other

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g)
08/09/20(Sun)05:44:22 No.4395893

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g) 08/09/20(Sun)05:44:22 No.4395893

Rolled 23, 64 + 30 = 117 (2d100 + 30)

>>4395888
Time to replace their "sausages" with our garlic ones.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)05:47:51 No.4395899

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)05:47:51 No.4395899

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4395890
SWOOSH

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)05:48:40 No.4395900

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)05:48:40 No.4395900

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4395899
grab them both

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/09/20(Sun)05:49:24 No.4395902

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/09/20(Sun)05:49:24 No.4395902

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4395899
Grab one and hit the other one with them.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)05:50:43 No.4395903

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)05:50:43 No.4395903

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4395902
Roll 2d100 +30 bonsu

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)05:53:14 No.4395905

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)05:53:14 No.4395905

Rolled 54, 92 = 146 (2d100)

>>4395903
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)06:00:04 No.4395906

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)06:00:04 No.4395906

File: 1.png (14 KB, 500x500)

14 KB PNG

>>4395905
Luke slams one vampire into the other!

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)06:02:31 No.4395907

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)06:02:31 No.4395907

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4395906
Stake them both

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)06:07:06 No.4395909

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)06:07:06 No.4395909

File: 1.png (17 KB, 500x500)

17 KB PNG

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4395907
There's only room for 1 type of undead at the top of this town. ROLL 2d100

+30 bonus

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)06:09:03 No.4395913

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)06:09:03 No.4395913

Rolled 24, 17 = 41 (2d100)

>>4395909

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/09/20(Sun)06:11:29 No.4395914

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/09/20(Sun)06:11:29 No.4395914

Rolled 15, 76 = 91 (2d100)

>>4395909

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/09/20(Sun)06:12:31 No.4395915

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/09/20(Sun)06:12:31 No.4395915

>>4395909
Wait. Are the Skelly's undead? I mean, they would have to have been alive first.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)06:19:01 No.4395918

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)06:19:01 No.4395918

File: 1.png (23 KB, 500x500)

23 KB PNG

>>4395913
Punching through both vampires at the same time, Luke causes them to exploded into ash. Now the entire city's criminal underworld is under his control. And by extension, the United Shota Sniffing Republic's control.

>>4395915
Don't think about it

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/09/20(Sun)06:20:14 No.4395920

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/09/20(Sun)06:20:14 No.4395920

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4395918
Make a throne of ash using concrete and all the dead vampire ash mixed together.

Let's see them come back from that.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)06:20:16 No.4395921

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)06:20:16 No.4395921

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4395918
Now instead of being drained of blood at night, they will be fed sausages instead!
Next sibling

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)06:29:50 No.4395929

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)06:29:50 No.4395929

File: 1.png (25 KB, 500x500)

25 KB PNG

>>4395921
OH shit that's a bingo

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)06:30:51 No.4395931

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)06:30:51 No.4395931

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4395929
Whats our prize?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)06:36:16 No.4395938

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)06:36:16 No.4395938

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4395931
Which box you want

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/09/20(Sun)06:37:44 No.4395940

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/09/20(Sun)06:37:44 No.4395940

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4395938
I want Betty in a box.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)06:44:51 No.4395944

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)06:44:51 No.4395944

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4395940
For what purpose?

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)06:47:00 No.4395945

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)06:47:00 No.4395945

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4395944
he means he wants the +10 to all rolls

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)06:50:06 No.4395948

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)06:50:06 No.4395948

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4395944
He means he wants the autowin.

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI)
08/09/20(Sun)06:50:06 No.4395949

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI) 08/09/20(Sun)06:50:06 No.4395949

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4395944
inb4 the skeleton underlings amass so much power and influence they all detach themselves from the USSR

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)06:53:05 No.4395950

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)06:53:05 No.4395950

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4395945
Alright makes sense I suppose

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)06:53:59 No.4395951

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)06:53:59 No.4395951

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4395950
Also switch to Olessa

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)07:00:58 No.4395952

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)07:00:58 No.4395952

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4395951
Of course! Olessa! Robbing a heavily defended bank! But she's already taken out the defenses and is now moving to the vault. Clearly this would turn out to be a simple bank job with no other problems.

Roll 2d100

+40 bonus due to the +10 bingo reward

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)07:01:32 No.4395953

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)07:01:32 No.4395953

Rolled 22, 83 = 105 (2d100)

>>4395952
is it even fair?

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)07:01:58 No.4395954

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)07:01:58 No.4395954

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4395952
It is, except villains are the ones who use the bank

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)07:02:31 No.4395956

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)07:02:31 No.4395956

Rolled 1, 81 = 82 (2d100)

>>4395952
>>4395954

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/09/20(Sun)07:06:03 No.4395961

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/09/20(Sun)07:06:03 No.4395961

>>4395944
To keep me from falling asleep . . . .

Too late I guess.

G'night and I forever hate people who took roll bonus over Betty box art. I will find where they live and pee on their stuff.

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)07:06:29 No.4395962

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)07:06:29 No.4395962

>>4395952
Turns out It is that easy.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)07:09:09 No.4395964

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)07:09:09 No.4395964

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4395953
No, but since when has Villains played fair

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)07:09:54 No.4395965

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)07:09:54 No.4395965

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4395964
>villians
nice joke
something inevitably happen now that you accidently save the day again.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)07:10:12 No.4395966

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)07:10:12 No.4395966

>>4395961
Calm down son it's just a drawing

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)07:10:35 No.4395967

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)07:10:35 No.4395967

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4395964
>>4395965
every action has actually been a way to save the day
except what chosen one did

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)07:13:47 No.4395972

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)07:13:47 No.4395972

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4395967
No, it's not possible! This cannot be!

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)07:14:18 No.4395973

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)07:14:18 No.4395973

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4395972
Maybe... We are heroes?

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)07:15:00 No.4395974

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)07:15:00 No.4395974

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4395972
on the bright side that will increase LARPing popularity
so eh

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)07:15:16 No.4395975

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)07:15:16 No.4395975

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4395972
>>4395974

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)07:24:12 No.4395978

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)07:24:12 No.4395978

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4395974
But how could robbing this bank be seen as a good thing?!

A. It's actually a supervillain loot vault, the bank was just a disguise
B. The bank actually had really terrible practices that fucked alot of people over
C. A corrupt official used one of the strongbox as his stash of blackmail material. By robbing the bank, Olessa has deprived him of the means to control his victims
D. The bank is actually ran by a thief guild

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)07:25:07 No.4395980

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)07:25:07 No.4395980

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4395978
B and C together

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)07:25:40 No.4395981

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)07:25:40 No.4395981

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4395978
>>4395980
Also that transport Lilly robbed was on its way to the bank

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)07:31:47 No.4395986

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)07:31:47 No.4395986

File: 1.png (83 KB, 500x500)

83 KB PNG

>>4395981
When Olessa delivered the loot back to the island, she would hear the news of the heist making onto national television. and be surprised that nobody mourned the loss. In fact they celebrated it. World's getting weirder by the minute. Also there's this other thing about a senator getting lynched or something but that's not important.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)07:33:12 No.4395988

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)07:33:12 No.4395988

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4395986
I think we are in wrong line fo work sometimes.
but hey
larping now a mainstream thing
someone even made medieval themed bank robbery attraction

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k)
08/09/20(Sun)07:33:21 No.4395989

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k) 08/09/20(Sun)07:33:21 No.4395989

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4395986
But first she needs to make sure to get out safely

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)07:38:49 No.4395990

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)07:38:49 No.4395990

File: 1.png (25 KB, 500x500)

25 KB PNG

>>4395988
And that's just weird

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)07:40:11 No.4395991

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)07:40:11 No.4395991

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4395990
I think it's better just to not think too deeply of it
anyway
time for some martial arts academy with Quattro and Rasputin

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)07:40:19 No.4395992

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)07:40:19 No.4395992

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4395990
Whats Quattro and Rasputin doing right now?

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k)
08/09/20(Sun)07:40:28 No.4395993

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k) 08/09/20(Sun)07:40:28 No.4395993

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4395990
Now to betty

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)07:46:16 No.4395994

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)07:46:16 No.4395994

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

>>4395993
Of course. Now. WHere is Betty's place in the tournament?

Quarter Finals? Semi Finals? The actual Finals?

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)07:47:06 No.4395995

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)07:47:06 No.4395995

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4395994
~~loser bracket cause she overslept one of her matches and forfeit cause of that~~
or
roll for it

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k)
08/09/20(Sun)07:49:15 No.4395997

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k) 08/09/20(Sun)07:49:15 No.4395997

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4395994
Actual finals

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)07:50:40 No.4395999

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)07:50:40 No.4395999

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4395995
>spoilers

Don't project yourself onto others, Quattro. is no nice, yes

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k)
08/09/20(Sun)07:52:29 No.4396000

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k) 08/09/20(Sun)07:52:29 No.4396000

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4395999
Quattro wouldn't do that to Betty though, he'll just beg her to come back

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI)
08/09/20(Sun)07:52:48 No.4396001

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI) 08/09/20(Sun)07:52:48 No.4396001

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4395999
We win everything sinc when have we lost anything

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)07:53:17 No.4396002

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)07:53:17 No.4396002

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4395999
fine geez
~~some dreaming about comforting betty after not getting 1st place never hurt anybody~~
she is at finals, okay?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)07:55:04 No.4396004

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)07:55:04 No.4396004

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4396001
DID YOU?!

roolll 2d100

+10 bonus

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)07:55:37 No.4396005

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)07:55:37 No.4396005

Rolled 15, 68 = 83 (2d100)

>>4396004
this tournament actually decent powerlevel wise

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)07:55:55 No.4396006

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)07:55:55 No.4396006

Rolled 24, 62 = 86 (2d100)

>>4396004
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g)
08/09/20(Sun)07:56:39 No.4396008

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g) 08/09/20(Sun)07:56:39 No.4396008

Rolled 8, 32 = 40 (2d100)

>>4396004
rollan

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k)
08/09/20(Sun)07:57:23 No.4396009

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k) 08/09/20(Sun)07:57:23 No.4396009

Rolled 67, 69 = 136 (2d100)

>>4396004

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)08:04:57 No.4396016

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)08:04:57 No.4396016

File: 1.png (18 KB, 500x500)

18 KB PNG

>>4396009
Well, Betty didn't win EVERYTHING. Not yet. She's at the finals now. But seems to be in a bit of trouble

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)08:05:24 No.4396017

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)08:05:24 No.4396017

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4396016
who is totally not cameo opponent?

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k)
08/09/20(Sun)08:05:26 No.4396018

Anonymous (ID: jO+7yd7k) 08/09/20(Sun)08:05:26 No.4396018

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4396016
Who's her opponent

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g)
08/09/20(Sun)08:19:38 No.4396029

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g) 08/09/20(Sun)08:19:38 No.4396029

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4396016
A space pirate with +50 to all rolls

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)08:28:18 No.4396038

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)08:28:18 No.4396038

File: 1.png (19 KB, 800x500)

19 KB PNG

>>4396018
ONE A' THESE:

Detective Mustache
"The Shogun"
Mr Roberts
Diego
"The Barbarian"
"Princess"

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)08:29:06 No.4396039

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)08:29:06 No.4396039

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4396038
I chooose - ~~MANLET RIDER~~

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)08:31:52 No.4396041

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)08:31:52 No.4396041

File: 1.png (22 KB, 1000x500)

22 KB PNG

>>4396039

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)08:32:33 No.4396044

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)08:32:33 No.4396044

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4396041
goddammit
how much is it?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)08:34:29 No.4396045

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)08:34:29 No.4396045

File: Spoiler Image (439 KB, 1000x500)

439 KB PNG

>>4396044
5 ~~skyrims~~

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)08:35:22 No.4396046

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)08:35:22 No.4396046

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4396045
not worth it
the barbarian

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)08:35:37 No.4396048

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)08:35:37 No.4396048

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4396045
onore TODD
~~buy it anyway~~
~~skyrim - dollar exchange is like few cents nowadays~~

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)08:38:16 No.4396049

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)08:38:16 No.4396049

File: 1.png (439 KB, 1000x500)

439 KB PNG

>>4396048
Are you prepared to part with your 80 dollarydoos?

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)08:38:46 No.4396051

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)08:38:46 No.4396051

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4396049
No
>>4396046

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)08:39:09 No.4396052

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)08:39:09 No.4396052

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4396049
yes
Manlet Rider cameo is long overdue

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)08:44:04 No.4396055

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)08:44:04 No.4396055

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4396049
Yes I am.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)08:46:25 No.4396057

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)08:46:25 No.4396057

File: 1.png (13 KB, 500x500)

13 KB PNG

>>4396051
Ah yes the Barbarian. Said to have been found living by himself in the wild by the tournament organizers. Babbles incoherently about vengeance against the monarchy or some weird shit. Pretty strong tho.

Also somehow has the power to engulf his fists in flames.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)08:47:29 No.4396058

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)08:47:29 No.4396058

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4396057
watch out for rocks
but sadly we have to interrupt this fight for COLDGATE COMMERCIAL

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)08:48:23 No.4396060

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)08:48:23 No.4396060

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4396057
>>4396058
Endorsed by the Barbarian himself

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)08:48:29 No.4396061

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)08:48:29 No.4396061

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4396057
Say hello.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)08:54:18 No.4396067

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)08:54:18 No.4396067

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

>>4396060
Also in the middle of fights he would pull out a tub of COLDGATE: THE PERFECT TOOTHPASTE FOR KEEPING YOUR TEETH SPARKLY CLEAN WHILE YOU CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEEING THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND HEARING THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN. Which is super weird and confuses the hell out of Betty

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)08:55:17 No.4396068

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)08:55:17 No.4396068

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4396067
dude gonna earn living in modern day society after all
oh well, punch his teeth out

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)08:59:25 No.4396070

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)08:59:25 No.4396070

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4396068
Roll 2d100

+40 bonus

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)08:59:58 No.4396071

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)08:59:58 No.4396071

Rolled 44, 28 = 72 (2d100)

>>4396070
welp, here goes advertisiment money

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)09:01:29 No.4396074

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)09:01:29 No.4396074

Rolled 64, 23 = 87 (2d100)

>>4396070
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)09:06:56 No.4396079

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)09:06:56 No.4396079

File: 1.png (21 KB, 500x500)

21 KB PNG

>>4396074

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)09:07:32 No.4396081

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)09:07:32 No.4396081

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4396079
follow up from there with a punch to the gut

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)09:07:46 No.4396082

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)09:07:46 No.4396082

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4396079
suprisingly teeth still intact
rest of the face - not so much

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)09:15:32 No.4396091

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)09:15:32 No.4396091

File: 1.png (13 KB, 500x500)

13 KB PNG

>>4396082

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)09:17:21 No.4396092

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)09:17:21 No.4396092

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4396091
He rants about how his god has been screwed over and kingdoms suck as he starts preparing to punch

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)09:17:26 No.4396093

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)09:17:26 No.4396093

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4396091
Point and laugh at his face.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)09:17:42 No.4396094

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)09:17:42 No.4396094

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4396091
he seems angry
follow up with a kick before he retaliate

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)09:23:30 No.4396098

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)09:23:30 No.4396098

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4396092
Boy his burning fists are brighter now

ROLL 2d100

+10 bonus

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)09:24:43 No.4396099

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)09:24:43 No.4396099

Rolled 11, 71 = 82 (2d100)

>>4396098
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)09:25:30 No.4396100

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)09:25:30 No.4396100

Rolled 88, 99 = 187 (2d100)

>>4396098
uh oh

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)09:25:36 No.4396101

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)09:25:36 No.4396101

Rolled 43, 42 = 85 (2d100)

>>4396098
uh oh

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)09:26:07 No.4396102

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)09:26:07 No.4396102

>>4396100
woah those are some nice numbers

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)09:26:34 No.4396104

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)09:26:34 No.4396104

>>4396102
I would say they are
~~rock solid~~

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)09:33:24 No.4396107

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)09:33:24 No.4396107

File: 1.png (12 KB, 500x500)

12 KB PNG

>>4396100
Success! The attack will fail because:

A. Betty dodges it
B. Betty blocks it with her hand
C. Betty blocks it with her face
D. Counter Punch

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)09:34:14 No.4396108

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)09:34:14 No.4396108

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4396107
B+D

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)09:34:21 No.4396109

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)09:34:21 No.4396109

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4396107
D
contunie to deal damage
this opponent may take a lot of hits before KO'd

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)09:34:24 No.4396110

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)09:34:24 No.4396110

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4396107
C.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)09:47:06 No.4396117

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)09:47:06 No.4396117

File: 1.png (22 KB, 500x500)

22 KB PNG

>>4396108

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)09:47:36 No.4396118

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)09:47:36 No.4396118

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4396117
Break his arms!

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)09:47:46 No.4396119

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)09:47:46 No.4396119

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4396117
contunie the attack with kicks

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)09:49:45 No.4396121

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)09:49:45 No.4396121

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4396118
ROLL 2d100! +10 bonus!

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)09:50:16 No.4396122

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)09:50:16 No.4396122

Rolled 96, 61 = 157 (2d100)

>>4396121
Okay.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)09:50:19 No.4396123

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)09:50:19 No.4396123

Rolled 79, 57 = 136 (2d100)

>>4396121
rip bones

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)09:50:33 No.4396124

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)09:50:33 No.4396124

Rolled 49, 37 = 86 (2d100)

>>4396121
For a barbarian, his arms are surprisingly fragile

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)09:56:35 No.4396128

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)09:56:35 No.4396128

File: 1.png (21 KB, 500x500)

21 KB PNG

>>4396122

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)09:58:11 No.4396129

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)09:58:11 No.4396129

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4396128
Now finish him off

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)09:58:38 No.4396131

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)09:58:38 No.4396131

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4396128
now do suplex

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g)
08/09/20(Sun)09:59:19 No.4396132

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g) 08/09/20(Sun)09:59:19 No.4396132

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4396128
Why can we break anything else about him but his teeth?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)10:05:47 No.4396137

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)10:05:47 No.4396137

File: 1.png (22 KB, 500x500)

22 KB PNG

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4396131
ROLL 2d100 +10 bonus!

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)10:06:43 No.4396139

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)10:06:43 No.4396139

Rolled 70, 76 = 146 (2d100)

>>4396137
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)10:13:00 No.4396143

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)10:13:00 No.4396143

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4396139

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)10:13:34 No.4396144

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)10:13:34 No.4396144

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4396143
this kills him

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)10:13:42 No.4396145

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)10:13:42 No.4396145

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4396143
do we won yet?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)10:16:36 No.4396147

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)10:16:36 No.4396147

File: 1.png (5 KB, 500x500)

5 KB PNG

>>4396145
Depends. Where did OP hide the secret +20 bonus?

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)10:17:02 No.4396148

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)10:17:02 No.4396148

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4396147
offscreen

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)10:23:54 No.4396155

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)10:23:54 No.4396155

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4396148
Wrong. It never existed

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)10:24:36 No.4396156

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)10:24:36 No.4396156

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4396155
Bastard.

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)10:24:51 No.4396158

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)10:24:51 No.4396158

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4396155
woah
Almost same as Super Robot Pilot 4 budget

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)10:32:34 No.4396161

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)10:32:34 No.4396161

File: 1.png (18 KB, 500x500)

18 KB PNG

>>4396156

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)10:33:45 No.4396162

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)10:33:45 No.4396162

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4396161
Betty throws the barbarian into OP before advertising Rasputin's dojo, now open for classes!

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)10:34:04 No.4396163

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)10:34:04 No.4396163

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4396161
come on, OP
let's wrap it up, sun sets after all
no more free sunlight into your window and you'll have to pay for eletricity lightbulb

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)10:34:16 No.4396164

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)10:34:16 No.4396164

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4396161
>>4396143
let's get back to plot, Betty charges up her ULTIMATE attack

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)10:35:50 No.4396167

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)10:35:50 No.4396167

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4396161
Hehe op stretchy.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)10:39:56 No.4396171

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)10:39:56 No.4396171

File: 1.png (14 KB, 500x500)

14 KB PNG

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4396163
Roll 2d100+10

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)10:40:24 No.4396172

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)10:40:24 No.4396172

Rolled 31, 34 = 65 (2d100)

>>4396171
nyeh

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)10:40:39 No.4396173

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)10:40:39 No.4396173

Rolled 14, 35 = 49 (2d100)

>>4396171
>>4396162

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)10:40:41 No.4396174

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)10:40:41 No.4396174

Rolled 67, 26 = 93 (2d100)

>>4396171
URAH

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)10:41:28 No.4396175

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)10:41:28 No.4396175

Rolled 77, 15 = 92 (2d100)

>>4396171
Haha Now hes even more stretchy.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)10:47:29 No.4396182

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)10:47:29 No.4396182

File: 1.png (18 KB, 500x500)

18 KB PNG

>>4396174
Bah gawd! Betty does a sick finishing combo! She uppercuts the Barbarian into the air then jumps up and drives her fists into both sides of his head! Holding the barbarian like this, she then let gravity do the work as they descends towards the ground! Using the momentum, Betty lands while also slamming the barbarian head first into her knee! Breaking both his neck and exploding his head! Bah gawd the humanity! Too bad the cameraman was drunk and couldn't capture any of it

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)10:48:03 No.4396183

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)10:48:03 No.4396183

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4396182
Damn, what'd we win as a prize?

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)10:48:25 No.4396185

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)10:48:25 No.4396185

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4396182
He does capture her plug for Rasputin's dojo though

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)10:50:26 No.4396187

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)10:50:26 No.4396187

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4396182
this fight was later documented in unofficial dodjinshi by passing by mangaka

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)10:55:47 No.4396194

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)10:55:47 No.4396194

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4396183
Shitload of money. Criminal rep. the title of "The 26th Supreme Champion" and a fancy belt to go along with it

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)10:56:46 No.4396197

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)10:56:46 No.4396197

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4396194
Fuckin' nice. We're almost done with this rebuilding arc. NOW, switch to Rasputin training ALT-BETTY

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)10:56:49 No.4396198

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)10:56:49 No.4396198

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4396194
Hopefully that will not be turned into heroic deed, right?
Some proper criminal rep, thank god.
Totally not some underground hero scouting tournament.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)10:57:09 No.4396199

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)10:57:09 No.4396199

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4396194
Also shilling for Rasputin's dojo, which is next
>>4396198
>>4396197

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)10:57:17 No.4396200

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)10:57:17 No.4396200

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4396194
Nice, Now lets check on Marian.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)11:03:48 No.4396207

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)11:03:48 No.4396207

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4396198
Considering it's a deathmatch tourney.

No

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)11:04:29 No.4396209

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)11:04:29 No.4396209

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4396207
whew
dodget a bullet there
literally, someone already aiming at your cash prize

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)11:05:15 No.4396210

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)11:05:15 No.4396210

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4396207
what it really means is that they run away from you every time you walk into a dark alley

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)11:05:26 No.4396211

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)11:05:26 No.4396211

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4396207
Marian time.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)11:09:15 No.4396216

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)11:09:15 No.4396216

File: 1.png (11 KB, 500x500)

11 KB PNG

>>4396209
The future contestants for the 27th tourney, yeas

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)11:10:16 No.4396217

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)11:10:16 No.4396217

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4396216
taunt them and advertise Quattro's dojo

anyway, mission complete.
for now

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)11:10:17 No.4396218

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)11:10:17 No.4396218

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4396216
Wait, that just means more villains to fight
shit

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)11:14:31 No.4396224

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)11:14:31 No.4396224

File: 1.png (10 KB, 500x500)

10 KB PNG

>>4396218
Eh. Well. That's a problem for Future Betty to deal with.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)11:15:06 No.4396225

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)11:15:06 No.4396225

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4396224
Take time to shill Rasputin and that yellow guy's dojo as Alt-Betty seethes in anger from her room watching your matches

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)11:15:41 No.4396226

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)11:15:41 No.4396226

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4396224
take an example from barb and shill Dojo

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)11:23:27 No.4396234

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)11:23:27 No.4396234

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4396225
"I would just like to say. I couldn't have done it....WITHOUT STUDYING IN THE SKELETON DOJO! JOIN NOW AND OUR MASTER WILL TEACH YOU SOME REAL PROPER FIGHTING! ARE YOU BADASS? DO YOU WANT TO BE ONE?! THEN HEAD ON DOWN TO SKELETON ISLAND, BOOK A ROOM IN OUR DELUXE BEACHSIDE RESORT AND APPLY FOR A COURSE! GUARANTEED TO WHIP YOU INTO SHAPE AND TURN YOU INTO A FUTURE CHAMPION, LIKE ME!"

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)11:24:10 No.4396235

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)11:24:10 No.4396235

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4396234
Alt-Betty punches the TV

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)11:24:45 No.4396236

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)11:24:45 No.4396236

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4396234
God that fucking traitor, she's on top of the list of people you want to punch in the face
>>4396235

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm)
08/09/20(Sun)11:25:11 No.4396237

Anonymous (ID: Lh3CUyNm) 08/09/20(Sun)11:25:11 No.4396237

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4396234
Lets check on Bobby.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)11:31:07 No.4396241

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)11:31:07 No.4396241

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4396235
Gotta step up. Gotta get stronger fast. Maybe Alt Betty should apply for the extra courses and personal master time slots

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)11:31:41 No.4396242

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)11:31:41 No.4396242

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4396241
Training montage of Alt-Betty facing against Quattro/Rasputin?

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)11:31:56 No.4396243

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)11:31:56 No.4396243

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4396241
can we get alt-betty sidequest?

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)11:32:07 No.4396244

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)11:32:07 No.4396244

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4396241
Rasputin considers his options to deal with Alt-Betty

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)11:38:00 No.4396253

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)11:38:00 No.4396253

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4396243
Depends, did you eat all your veggies?

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)11:38:59 No.4396254

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)11:38:59 No.4396254

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4396253
screw you rasputin, you can't force me to eat them

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)11:39:12 No.4396255

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)11:39:12 No.4396255

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4396253
yes
*heavy sweating*

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)11:48:01 No.4396268

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)11:48:01 No.4396268

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4396254
"A balanced diet is needed to reach the optimal body, Alt-Betty. Now finish your dinner"

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)11:48:54 No.4396270

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)11:48:54 No.4396270

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4396268
alt betty getting flashbacks to her original world

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)11:59:58 No.4396279

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)11:59:58 No.4396279

File: 1.png (15 KB, 500x500)

15 KB PNG

>>4396270

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)12:00:35 No.4396280

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)12:00:35 No.4396280

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4396279
those were the days

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)12:01:04 No.4396281

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)12:01:04 No.4396281

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4396279
Eat the veggies reluctantly

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)12:01:21 No.4396282

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)12:01:21 No.4396282

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4396279
>>4396280
man how bad has your world got since you were stranded there without anyone else to lead

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)12:04:43 No.4396286

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)12:04:43 No.4396286

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4396281

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)12:05:32 No.4396287

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)12:05:32 No.4396287

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4396286
Rasputin wonders what to do with her while Quattro is hiding

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)12:05:36 No.4396288

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)12:05:36 No.4396288

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4396286
Rasputin finally agrees to train alt-betty personally with extra curriculum

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)12:06:28 No.4396291

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)12:06:28 No.4396291

>>4396279
I hope >>4395961 is happy

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)12:08:22 No.4396295

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)12:08:22 No.4396295

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4396286
cute

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)12:11:56 No.4396300

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)12:11:56 No.4396300

File: 1.png (8 KB, 500x500)

8 KB PNG

>>4396287

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)12:12:35 No.4396304

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)12:12:35 No.4396304

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4396300
>>4396288

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)12:16:51 No.4396314

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)12:16:51 No.4396314

File: 1.png (7 KB, 500x500)

7 KB PNG

>>4396304
"So will you accept my application for personally training me now?"

"...Very well. I'll train you personally. Lets me keep an eye on you directly that way"

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)12:17:43 No.4396317

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)12:17:43 No.4396317

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4396314
This will be a great way for us to indoctrinate Alt-Betty onto our side, maybe

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)12:17:59 No.4396319

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)12:17:59 No.4396319

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4396314
>>4396317
Quattro starts sweating

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)12:19:21 No.4396322

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)12:19:21 No.4396322

File: 1.png (6 KB, 500x500)

6 KB PNG

>>4396319
"Who knows, you may even become an upstanding member of the USSR"

"Don't count on it"

"We'll see"

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)12:20:19 No.4396324

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)12:20:19 No.4396324

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4396322
Quattro goes to drink at the prospect of TWO Bettys beating him up

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)12:20:20 No.4396325

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)12:20:20 No.4396325

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4396322
mission complete then?

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g)
08/09/20(Sun)12:22:27 No.4396327

Anonymous (ID: vFAkoe8g) 08/09/20(Sun)12:22:27 No.4396327

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4396322
Quattro makes an online purchase for Weed Whiskey. He's gonna need specialty happy juice.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)12:25:12 No.4396330

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)12:25:12 No.4396330

File: 1.png (26 KB, 500x500)

26 KB PNG

>>4396325
For now. Yes. The Dojo business is going along smoothly and is a steady source of income. So currently, that's a success.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)12:26:05 No.4396332

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)12:26:05 No.4396332

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4396330
finally, let's get back to Bobby. He's supposed to have help from the Captain arriving soon!

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)12:26:09 No.4396333

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)12:26:09 No.4396333

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4396330
Now to shotasniffer's mission which will hopefully not secretly be heroic
There are no other missions left

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)12:34:21 No.4396344

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)12:34:21 No.4396344

File: 1.png (23 KB, 500x500)

23 KB PNG

>>4396333
Indeed.

No other missions left.

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)12:35:25 No.4396348

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)12:35:25 No.4396348

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4396344
Nope.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)12:36:17 No.4396352

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)12:36:17 No.4396352

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4396344
Let's just cross bobby off the list and get back to the main boss lady.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)12:41:47 No.4396358

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)12:41:47 No.4396358

File: 1.png (44 KB, 500x500)

44 KB PNG

>>4396348
Nope indeed. Anyway. With "all" of the side missions done. We can now return to the glorious leader of the United Shota Sniffing Republic. Shotasniffer.

Next thread. Cus I feel like we're done for this episode

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)12:44:05 No.4396363

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)12:44:05 No.4396363

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4396358
Let's get to rebuilding, that should be easy on the budget.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/09/20(Sun)12:47:06 No.4396367

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/09/20(Sun)12:47:06 No.4396367

File: 1.png (9 KB, 500x500)

9 KB PNG

>>4396363
Whatever you're getting to. It will be done...IN EPISODE 15! We are done for today and with this thread. Good sesh. good sesh.

updates will be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

The next one will be most likely, eh, saturday or sunday. The weekend basically. See ya

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)12:47:46 No.4396369

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)12:47:46 No.4396369

>>4396367
See ya, OP
thanks for bread
Now we can move onto the next story arc

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)12:49:13 No.4396371

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)12:49:13 No.4396371

>>4396369
We still need to finish shotasniffer's mission before we can start rebuilding

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)12:50:14 No.4396373

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)12:50:14 No.4396373

>>4396371
I thought we kidnapped the boy genius already
i'm excited to start using our subcommanders in teams again instead of individually

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/09/20(Sun)12:52:51 No.4396383

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/09/20(Sun)12:52:51 No.4396383

>>4396373
We haven't exactly got out of there yet

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/09/20(Sun)14:28:30 No.4396540

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/09/20(Sun)14:28:30 No.4396540

Rolled 69 (1d100)

a bit late but thanks for bread

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/09/20(Sun)15:21:29 No.4396627

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/09/20(Sun)15:21:29 No.4396627

>>4396291
I could be happier. More Betty is always good, and pouting alt-Betty is decent too.

Just

You know. Need some more art like that Shotasniffer Pin-up. Inject that shit straight into my veins.

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/09/20(Sun)21:57:14 No.4397258

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/09/20(Sun)21:57:14 No.4397258

We've gotta rebuild the War Mech factory so we can make Equality Prime V2. Also, I'm thinking we get our space mission soon after we rebuild the GSG tower.

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/10/20(Mon)00:35:00 No.4397497

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/10/20(Mon)00:35:00 No.4397497

>>4396367
Thanks for drawing.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/10/20(Mon)09:48:46 No.4397892

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/10/20(Mon)09:48:46 No.4397892

>>4397497
thanks for thanks

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI)
08/10/20(Mon)09:52:58 No.4397898

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI) 08/10/20(Mon)09:52:58 No.4397898

how close are we to end of skelly quest?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/10/20(Mon)10:15:11 No.4397910

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/10/20(Mon)10:15:11 No.4397910

>>4397898
Unclear

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf)
08/10/20(Mon)11:01:14 No.4397970

Anonymous (ID: RLZOFlBf) 08/10/20(Mon)11:01:14 No.4397970

>>4397910
is there a chance for Real Robot Pilot Season 2 demodisc

Anonymous (ID: GtFeD9JZ)
08/10/20(Mon)11:03:43 No.4397973

Anonymous (ID: GtFeD9JZ) 08/10/20(Mon)11:03:43 No.4397973

Betty is a skeleton, right?

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI)
08/10/20(Mon)11:13:47 No.4397980

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI) 08/10/20(Mon)11:13:47 No.4397980

You think we can have another multiplayer adventure after this chief?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/10/20(Mon)11:19:08 No.4397990

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/10/20(Mon)11:19:08 No.4397990

>>4397970
Unclear

>>4397973
We all have skeletons inside

>>4397980
YEas

Anonymous (ID: x6jPW10x)
08/10/20(Mon)11:22:02 No.4397993

Anonymous (ID: x6jPW10x) 08/10/20(Mon)11:22:02 No.4397993

>>4397990
Sooo... she is a skeleton? But she looks like just a tar black humanoid. If she was naked would she just be a pitch black human figure or would there be bones?

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/10/20(Mon)11:57:33 No.4398049

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/10/20(Mon)11:57:33 No.4398049

File: Spoiler Image (827 B, 500x500)

827 B PNG

>>4397993
Pitch black human figure. Like her mom.

Here. A close up preview of Betty's nude scene

Anonymous (ID: 0oo9who/)
08/10/20(Mon)18:48:17 No.4398708

Anonymous (ID: 0oo9who/) 08/10/20(Mon)18:48:17 No.4398708

Whenever I check out /qst/ it's such a flood of nostalgia for those 2000s era forum games.
>twitter.com/notapaladin
oh wow... I remember your WH40k themed threads from years back. Good times! I hope you're archiving all your posts&pics so we can build an AI notapaladin some day.

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/11/20(Tue)10:57:54 No.4399809

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/11/20(Tue)10:57:54 No.4399809

>>4398708
That's what this is for:
https://pastebin.com/sR3G3F2A

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug)
08/11/20(Tue)16:05:20 No.4400216

Anonymous (ID: wEUbf9ug) 08/11/20(Tue)16:05:20 No.4400216

We gotta get Marian back into work and hopefully not cause Robopocalypse II
Next thread, let's release him from the cage

Anonymous (ID: bS0jPvuD)
08/15/20(Sat)07:38:51 No.4405960

Anonymous (ID: bS0jPvuD) 08/15/20(Sat)07:38:51 No.4405960

So when is the next thread

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/15/20(Sat)17:58:32 No.4406530

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/15/20(Sat)17:58:32 No.4406530

>>4400216
> Green ID

Hmmmmmmmmm

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI)
08/15/20(Sat)18:00:59 No.4406532

Anonymous (ID: m76DaqJI) 08/15/20(Sat)18:00:59 No.4406532

OP can we get a pic of Princess in a top hat

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/16/20(Sun)01:15:24 No.4407121

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/16/20(Sun)01:15:24 No.4407121

>OP's next thread will be at 12am monday according to his timezone
does OP bother to sleep

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/16/20(Sun)09:06:24 No.4407380

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/16/20(Sun)09:06:24 No.4407380

>>4406532
>>4407121
No

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu)
08/16/20(Sun)11:34:12 No.4407457

Anonymous (ID: rw0fbWTu) 08/16/20(Sun)11:34:12 No.4407457

>>4407380
Yusssss

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/16/20(Sun)11:57:43 No.4407468

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/16/20(Sun)11:57:43 No.4407468

9 hours

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/16/20(Sun)13:45:09 No.4407540

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/16/20(Sun)13:45:09 No.4407540

>>4407468
shush

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0)
08/16/20(Sun)13:48:51 No.4407543

Anonymous (ID: PYXGA4q0) 08/16/20(Sun)13:48:51 No.4407543

>>4407540
oh no

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af)
08/16/20(Sun)13:53:29 No.4407546

Anonymous (ID: T0mC87af) 08/16/20(Sun)13:53:29 No.4407546

File: choke.png (19 KB, 800x500)

19 KB PNG

Thrud
>>4407544
>>4407544
>>4407544

[Return] [Catalog] [Top]

Post a Reply

Return Catalog Top Refresh

Delete Post: [File Only] Style:

[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.