The grinding of titanium against sandstone snapped you back into reality. Your trusty Titan, AT, was hurtling down the face of the plateau. Knowing that, since this was the first EVER Titanfall to have been performed on this face of this glorious planet of new Gloria, there was only one thing to do…

THE JORGENSON SPECIAL

AT sticks out her left arm, snagging one of the large rock outcroppings on the side of the cliff face, and, in one deft movement honed by years of practice, places the rock under her feet. Using your turbo kit to its fullest, you skid, slide, and swerve your way down the cliff, doing the occasional kickflip or spin to keep your buddy in the sky, who had recently begun circling, entertained.

……………. IN THE SKIES………………

And I was right in my assumption from before. This is, by far, the greatest show of control over a machine spirit that I could have ever seen. Even with the few years of experience under my belt, my arvus could barely pull off a 90 degree turn at semi-decent speeds. But THIS… this takes the cake of crazily beautiful.

…………….ON THE GROUND……….
...a left, dodge right, aaaand another swerve, and at the end of your final dive back to the ground, you ricochet off the stone pillar to your right, finally coming back to the cliff’s face. The ground is coming up fast. Its time for your grand finisher. In the distance you see your target approaching; an unsuspecting Ork patrol... and you have become quite the projectile.

>IT’S TIME TO ROLL NERDS

Difficulty: 75
Base: 50
Mods: Terminal Velocity: +20
Too Chonk: +5

Bo3 1d100 +25
Bonuses:
+15 Jorgenson Special
+10 Turbo Kit

Rolled 72 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>4385754

Rolled 86 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>4385754

Rolled 50 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>4385754
Well I was right that the QM will drop, glad to see you kept your word

>>4385757
>>4385758
>>4385755
well shite didnt expect responses this fast. Ill get to writing. Dont worry, ill give you all a notification if i need to take a break for some time.

>>4385757
Hitting the curved out bottom of the cliff, you jump off of the rock you were sliding on and propel the rock you were sliding on into the ramshackle... truck? whatever the hell it was, it needed to go. That's when the other truck stopped and unloaded its cargo. Some mass of mechanics and buzzsaws and other guns in the shape of a can waddled out the back, turned toward you, and with a loud "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" charges towards you with speed unbefitting of its legs, surrounded by its cohort of foot troops.

>What do you do?
>Give those troops a reason to run
>Meet that can head on, prove you got the bigger gunz
>Stop that truck from running away!

>>4385875
Also
>write in

>>4385875
>>Give those troops a reason to run

>>4385875
>waddled
Hue. Big oak baby carriages.

>Give those troops a reason to run
Powershots out the ass.

>>4385875
>>Give those troops a reason to run

>>4385951
>>4385938
>>4385881
Vote cast! writing...

>>4385974
You decide that those little green bastards need a lesson in manners, so you're just gonna apply some educational firepower.

ROLL!
Difficulty: 55
Mods: DAT WAAAGH ENERGI:+20 (2 turns remaining)
-15 squish

Bo3 1d100+10
Bonuses: Brrr+10

Optional Bonuses:
>AP Ammo, +10 against armored targets
>Incendiary rounds +20 against infantry

>>4385997
>AP Ammo, +10 against armored targets
These be tin Boyz.

>>4385997
Should prolly mention this in later posts, but
>Boyz=unarmored
>THE KAN=Armored
>The Trukk=Armored

>>4385997
AP

>>4386073
>>4386000
The gun spins up, as AT announces "AP ammo loaded, awaiting permission to BRRRR".
Difficulty: 55

Roll Bo3 1d100 +20

Rolled 91 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>4386509

Rolled 85 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>4386509

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4386509

Rolled 49 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>4386509
permission granted for BRRRRRRRRRRT

>>4386514
Roll taken! Writing...

>>4386625
With a flick of your fingers, and a flick of your wrist, the charging mob has been turned to red mist!

Who shall be the target of your wrath now?
>Give that can looking motherfucker a good boink
>That Truck seems to be debating whether to bolt or to ram you... keep it from making a choice

>>4386628
>That Truck seems to be debating whether to bolt or to ram you... keep it from making a choice
No escape

>>4386636
since there are no other voters, imma roll with this one.
>writing...

>>4386763
As the Truck spins its wheels in an attempt to get away, you level your Predator cannon and let him have it.

Diff: 50
Base:50

Bo3 1d100
Bonuses: BRRRT: +10
Armored Target: -10

Optional Bonuses:
>AP Ammo, +10 against armored targets (ONE LEFT)
>Incendiary rounds +20 against infantry (ONE LEFT)

On AP ammo: AP ammo removes the "armored Target" tag and gives a +10 bonus on top of that.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4386783

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4386783

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4386783

>>4386820
Alrightey, going with this.
Writing...

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Rolled 14 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

>>4387074
The Truck whirls in a 180, its wheels spinning in the sand in a attempt to swerve away, but its soon turned to slag before the might of your cannon.

However, as you look over, teh Kan has closed the distance, raising its saw-arm high!

>rolling for Killa Kan
Difficulty: 60
Base: 50
Bonuses: Chonky +10

Rolling: 1d100-25
Mods:
Reactive armor: -10 (Get to attack if fails)
Medium Shield: -15

>>4387139
The Enemy Mech slams its slaw into your shield, and with a KATHOOOM the reactive armor is set off, blowing back into the Can fucker's face, as JoJo yells "TASTE THIS FREEDOM BITCH"!

Roll!
Difficulty: 60
Base:50
Mods: Armor +10

1d100+10
Bonuses: BEWM +10

Rolled 98 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4387163

Rolled 54 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4387163

>>4387201
Roll taken! Writing...

>>4387283
With a solid strike, the explosives hit home, tearing a sizable hole into the strange mech's arm. However, the pilot yells in defiance

"YEW MAY B' BOOMIE YOU HUMIE, BUT I 'M BETTAH THAN SUM KLUNKY SCRAP"

Oh the hell he didn't.

What will you do?
>A. Yell an insult back (Taunt, Write-in)
>B. Show him the "power" in power shot
>C. Beat his face in
>D. Write in

>>4387303
>A "Then why use it to fight?"
>D Rip a limb off this scrap heap on legs.

>>4387303
>A. "CLEARLY YOU AREN'T SHOOTY ENOUGH WITH YOUR RUST BUCKET!"
>B. Show him the "power" in power shot

>>4387303
>B. Show him the "power" in power shot

>>4387499
>>4387383
Alrighty!
>writing...

>>4387525
"EVEN WITH ALL OF YOUR GUNS, YOU CLEARLY AREN'T SHOOTY ENOUGH WITH YOUR RUST BUCKET!", screams JoJo as his cannon's barrels begin to glow red hot.

Can I get two rolls here boios
Roll 1: TAUNT ROLL
Diff: 50
Base:50

NOT Bo3 1d100+10
Bonuses: JoJo Suave:+10

Roll 2:POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER SHOOTTTTTT
Diff: 75
Mods: DAT WAAAAAGH ENERGI: +20 (1 turn remaining)

Bo3 1d100 +20
Bonuses:
Power Shot: +20
BRRRRT:+10
Armored Target: -10

Optional Bonuses:
>AP Ammo, +10 against armored targets (ONE LEFT)
>Incendiary rounds +20 against infantry (ONE LEFT)

Rolled 81, 92 = 173 (2d100)

>>4387554

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4387554
regular boolets

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4387554
Already tapping into waagh energy. I fucking knew that was going to happen sooner or later. We have too much dakka of course the Orks will approve. So how long will it take before we accidentally win over first orks? Oh god how is the wagh field and ork beliefs going to affect us?

>>4387631
Declaring the 81 as the charisma and the 92 as one of the attack rolls.
>writing...
>>4387660
>Now its time to get funky

>>4387687
"N-NAO YER' JUST BEIN MEEEEAN!" He yells, forgoing dhootign you to smack you wit hhis gun arm, but by then its too late. You jam the cannon underneath his arm, as he remarks, "I would think that's the idea"

bbRRRRRRRKRAK

The Kan falls backwards, the pulverized remains of its body collapsing, as the pilot inside has been similarly erased.

AT reports, "Great work pilot, although I would not recommend you add taunting to your arsenal."

"Aw, but its so much fun to see them flounder for a comeback, besides, what's the... problem with... AT, are you seeing that?"

"The fact that the construction of this Mech makes no feasible sense, or that there is a battery icon on the wreckage?"

"Both, maybe"

"Curious..."

What will you do now?
>A. Move on, its a decent march through desert lands to the fortress and we don't have time to worry about whatever this this tech is.
>B. Investigate. Whatever it is, it may be useful (investigation roll)
>C. Search the area. Might be something useful around here
>D. Write-in

>>4387735
>B. Investigate. Whatever it is, it may be useful (investigation roll)
If the WAGH approves of us we might actually be able to figure some of it out...oh god are we going to be the tech equivelent of that one crazy commissar that is legendary among orks?

>>4387735
>B. Investigate. Whatever it is, it may be useful (investigation roll)

>>4387746
No senpai. It dont work like that I'm afraid. Waaaagh energy is exclusive to orks and the primarch Vulcan.

>>4387735
>B. Investigate. Whatever it is, it may be useful (investigation roll)

>>4387754
It can affect non orks they just can't create it or nor tap into it themselves. Basically, if the orks have whatever belief about you then that can influence you even if your not an ork. Of course, that requires earning their acknowledgment which is extremely tricky if your not a fellow ork. The Wagh field doesn't just affect objects or orks only.

Its why a certain Commissar became so infamous and powerful despite his old age poor health. Due to the orks beliefs regarding him, the waagh started to affect him too. The QM from revealing the bonuses just revealed the fact that the WAAGH and hence orks, in general, have acknowledged us. On the plus side, Jojo is far too strange that nobody will be able to tell the difference if they aren't orky. Though especially powerful psykers may have their suspicions but won't be able to prove it considering how extremely rare it is. On the plus side Chaos's influence on Jojo just got turbo fucked ironically enough. The only other way would have been the nid method.

Basically the WAAGH field is bullshit because it's literally just whatever the orks believe it affects reality and it affects not just orks or their creations. It's so powerful that the ork gods are untouchable in the Warp and the Orks are literally the only ones to win 40k. On the downside, it's really not going to do Jojo's strangeness any favors but I'm now really looking forward to Jojo's future interactions with orks. Especially Stormboys or Mekboys. That is gonna be fun.

>>4387807
So, the more orks that have witnessed Jojo do badass shit, orks that are still alive, the more Waaaggh energy will be thrown at Jojo dpending on the feat he accomplished? Like kicking out an ork from midair, or shooting out the eyes of all the orks he meets to they think he never misses?

>>4387809
Yeah, something like that. Fun fact memories and impressions can be passed on even from dead orks to living orks through the wagh field. Its why orks will have impressions of things despite never meeting or hearing of it before. Basically, if the orks remember you hard enough that it affects the WAGH field the Wagh field will inherit it long after they are all dead. This is how special boys are created, knowledge, and skills are passed on. Orks aren't so much as taught as magically having knowledge shoved into their thick skulls out of nowhere. After that it only takes experience. Its why teaching isn't a big thing among orks. Why teach when the WAAGH will show you what to do? Orks will instinctively find their purpose through this and assign themselves accordingly.

Anyway Jojo can't actually harvest the waagh energy himself. He can only benefit if the Orks come to believe something about Jojo at which point the WAAGH will begin to bend reality in order to conform with whatever that belief is(this is where waagh bonus or penalties come in). Another kicker is by having acknowledgement from the orks they won't be as hostile as normal you will have proven yourself ' propah orky'. They will still fight you of course but you can actually reason with them even if their not Freebootas(who are open to be hired as mercs).

So far Jojo is winning them over through superior dakka. Executing orks and fighting them with jets/pure skill should also further impress them. While keeping Legion unstoppable will make them think its tough and dead ard.

>>4387765
>>4387753
>>4387746
You decide to investigate the battery icon...
>ROLL TIME
Difficulty: 75
Base: 50
Mods: Half-melted by boolets: +25

Roll:
Bo3 1d100+10
Bonuses:
Well... its a battery... I think: +10

Rolled 77 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4387976

Rolled 41 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4387976

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4387976

Rolled 53 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4387976

>>4387807
the WAAAGH energy was making the roll harder. It was the Ork's WAAAGH energy, not ours.

>>4388216
Roll taken! Writing...

>>4388447
"AT, what the hell is this thing?"
John held the abomination of technology in his hands, now sparking, which he couldn't tell if it was from damage or intentional, but judging by its design, most of everything wrong seemed intentional.

"If I am being honest Pilot, by my calculations this... thing seems to be giving out the same amount of energy as a standard titan battery, albeit with some rather unorthodox modifications."

"A-and by unorthodox you mean batshit crazy, right?"

"My language restrictions prevent me from using bad words in an official mission."

"Language restrictions?... Whatever, what can we do with this thing?"

"... Please Wait one moment."

AT plucks the device out from John's hand, turning it over a few times before saying,

" I do believe we may have some use for it. If we could find more of these, we may be able to reverse engineer a sort of... power draw device."

"Can you elaborate on that a little more AT?"

> Cont... 1/2

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>>4388467
"To put it frankly, if we can assemble more, these ork titans could become a new source of energy if we were to defeat them in battle. I detected a significant charge of energy upon their defeat, similar to what energy is being given off by this particular piece of technology. with enough modification..."

"We wouldn't have to worry about any field battery regen kits, yeah?"

Yes, as long as we defeat enough of them."

"Might as well get to farming then..."

What will you do now?
> A. Give the Arvus orders (write in)
> B. Search the wreckage for anything useful
> C. Get a move on
> D. Write-in

>>4388491
> B. Search the wreckage for anything useful
Stomp on anything over 6 inches from the ground to give a stompa impression to the orks. Dead orks, and broken trucks etc.

>>4388491
>B. Search the wreckage for anything useful

>>4388491
> B. Search the wreckage for anything useful

>>4388491
> B. Search the wreckage for anything useful

>>4388651
>>4388645
>>4388617
>>4388604
Votes Taken!
>Writing...

>>4388657
Looking around, you notice a few remaining bits of scrap, at which you signal the lighter to mark this location for salvage, with it dropping what looks like a beacon onto the site flattening one of the larger pieces. Its then that you get a rather devilish idea, even for your standards.

"Hey AT, could you stomp around a bit in this area?"

"Um, of course pilot, but why?..."

"These orks seem to like big stompy things, so we might as well make it look like the biggest stompa came on through."

"An... astute observation"

After a while of stomping around, you have created a significant amount of imprints in the ground,

>STOMPA marker has been made
>Salvage gained: 400 Total salvage: 400

What now?
>Give the Arvus some orders (write-in)
>Begin your march
>Write-in

>>4388732
>Give the Arvus some orders (write-in)
Tell us if they see any targets of interests or notice enemy movements
>Begin your march

>>4388732
>Begin your march

>>4388732
>Begin your march

>>4388732
>>Begin your march

>>4388958
>>4388868
>>4388793
>>4388751
You decide to march onward, with the lighter flying above to provide you some eyes and ears.
>gonna call it here for tonight, will give yall the run-down of your area tomorrow. Time for melatonin

>>4388994
Would it be possible to modify AT's ejection system to give us more vertical thrust and velocity without causing her to self distruct? Would such a modification cost some mod slots?

>>4389716
Sure you could do something like that, making modification that big could be possible, but it would be rather expensive, and of course would cost a mod slot

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>>4389928
Oh yeah, for future reference, feel free to offer any mod or weapon ideas everyone. That way i can take a look at them. If they look good ill add them to the list and give them a price

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>>4390009
Increase predator cannon revolution speeds and fabricator's bullet production speed the only modifications we need is moah dakka.

And maybe like a shoulder mounted promethium thrower.
>acquire promethium
>make turret mount
>make it so it's only aimed generally in front of titan so it does not require a lot of computing power.

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>>4390084
Moar dakka and a flame belch. Perfect

>>4389716
>>4389928
Can we also include a blackbox for her AI to be ejected and saved?

>>4390084
The answer is always MOAR dakka. In this case we get potentially modify it with Imperium Boltar Technology to fire bolt shells or should we find an additional power source we can also rig it into a coil gun to further accelerate bullets and increase firing speed(not a true gauss gun but the next best thing through magnetizing and electrifying the barrels).

OOh, more thing we can turn the predator cannon into a meat grinder by attaching sharp and pointy things to the end as a bayonet(allah fallout 4 minigun attachment). so when we spin the gun we can shred enemies with a chainsaw/meatgrinder WITHOUT needing to resort to using a melee weapon. In other words if its still alive despite getting close shove gun barrel into face and keep shooting/shredding whatever it is.

In theory it's possible to modify the barrels and firing mechanism to fire shotgun shells instead so we can use onboard ships without worrying about jettisoning ourselves into space by shooting through the wall and into the vacuum of space/warp. A very good idea when operating in space. Bonus point explosive/incendiary shells are still a fun thing.

Those are the best upgrades I can come up with it. With the bayonet attachment being the easiest and quickest. Honestly won't take much to also turn into a blender of death. Will also leave orks in awe that something so shooty is ALSO so choppy at the SAME time!

Another attachment I can think of its a missile pack on the back that can fabricate and launch fresh missiles as needed. Slap on even bigger missiles to turn into a jetpack. That we can fire or ride upon. Guaranteed to be a huge hit among Orks. Also probably insane but fun. Why separate a jetpack and missile launcher hm?

A basic one that was brought up before is Promethium flamethrower. If we attach a tank we can pump it to a nozzle on an arm and have a flamethrower available whenever. For extra fun modify the fist to resist extremely high temperatures for FIERY FISTS OF DOOM by allowing it to pour into the first. In theory if we have extra power draw we can wire coils on our fists to also zap things while punching. A very simple modification if we have the spare power. This can even work with the meatgrinder attachment bayonet on the predator cannon by electrifying the barrels/attachment.

>>4390226
Our shells are bigger than bolts.

A lot of the other stuff is... not very reasonable.

>>4390226
Top attack cluster munitions that explode downwards with razor sharp and lethal shrapnel?

Bolo rounds?

A hover disk with spinning blade arms we can throw like ninja shurikens/boomerang?

Two drones with a laser net that moves around an entire group of orks cutting them down?

>FISTS OF DOOM
EXPLODING FISTS OF DOOM!
ftfy

>>4390247
We can save on mass and increase output with smaller but more lethal rounds?

>>4390226
A coil munition sort of already exists within Titanfall tech. Remember the super charged electricity boolets for the Monarch?

>shotgun shells
Nah nah m8. We want big boolet, nat even smaller ones. If it gets too small then it's not gonna do much against ork boy infantry.

>>4390267
You mean high yield fragmentation explosives.

Why would we ever need bolas?

A hover disk isnt much compared to pure dakka.

The drone makes sense but those arent upgrades, and would need to be disguised as flying Servitors.

>FISTS OF DOOM
Aweful idea if that's literal, but excellent if there are guns mounted in the knuckle or forearm as a sort of ballistic fist.

>>4390270
Technically yes, but smaller = significantly less efficient, in addition to replacing the barrels to a much smaller caliber. Which in turn would cost resources. Not to mention that the bullets need to be big to ever affect any of the scary shit in 40k.

>>4390331
Shotgun shells are only for boarding actions to keep ourselves from accidentally getting spaced with our own gun. The only reason I brought it up. Its less special ammo and more modifying the barrels to magnetize enough to help accerlate the bullets and boost firing speed.

>>4390267
>EXPLOSIV FISTS OF DOOM
I like your style.

>>4390247
According to the stats Imperium bolters are stronger than our gun. In theory, we can reverse engineer it to boost our own armaments. We just compensate for it with insane fire rate and endless bullets.

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>>4388994
CONTINUING ON

The Arvus Flies higher, gaining a bird's eye view of the map.
>behold my creation

> Blue arrow is you
> Red Arrows are enemy patrols
> Fuel station is in the north west
> Stronghold is dead north

>What is your plan?
>A. Advance west to the fuel depot
>B. Engage the patrols
>C. Write-in

>>4390346
We wouldnt really have to worry about punching holes through starships. Even the smallest escort class ship's armor is thick enough to resist specialized 20mm shells, bolter rounds included. That is unless you're talking about those relatively smaller squadron ships designed to transport large vehicles.

Regarding bolsters, instead of trying to reverse anger bolter rounds, would could modify our Vlucan Cannon so it can electrify our bullets. Arc Rounds if you will. They deal extra damage in general, and to shield. The latter is very important when fighting gargants, considering their shields do not regenerate compared to other titan class god machines.

>>4390381
>B. Engage the patrols
I would prefer to leave the fuel largely intact. It would be valuable if we ever want the mounted flame throwers, or to give to the PDF.

>>4390381
>B. Engage the patrols

>>4390405
I was thinking of coil gun mod becaues it sounds easier then keeping the rounds live with electricity.

>>4390420
We cant really know if Arc Rounds or Coil Guns are easier as neither of us are crazy sci-fi scientists. It's just re-engineering the Arc Rounds into the Vulcan Cannon would be relatively more easier since the technology was already readily available for the Militia.

>>4390331
>>4390346
Wait why aren't we developing ork spore eating mold or fungus, and spraying it everywhere?

>>4390381
>B. Engage the patrols
Enhanced EM Acceleration and charged rounds both sound great, plus we can work with more stable materials for certain special ammo designs if we do it right.
Might I recommend the faster fire-rate and such first though?

>>4390450
Because IC Jojo doesn't know much about the orks yet.

>>4390468
It would honestly be simpler for higher DPS, since the only limitation is the amount of power requires to boost ammo fabrications and barrel rotation speeds. You're right.

>>4390468
>>4390420
>>4390405

You decide to engage the patrols, moving yourself into position.

Which Patrol would you like to engage?

>Northern Patrol, approaching to investigate the noise of combat
>Eastern Patrol, blocking off the eastern pathway

>>4391113
>Northern Patrol, approaching to investigate the noise of combat

>>4391113
>Northern Patrol, approaching to investigate the noise of combat
Take the high ground and rain death upon them.

Am going to be a little later than usual today, have a shift until 10. Laptop is also being sent in to get fixed, ain't that fun?

>>4391369
>only pain

>>4390346
Bolter shells are smaller than 20mm, anon.

>>4391444
https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Bolter_Ammunition
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/20_mm_caliber
More or less depending on the Boltshell caliber.

So out of curiosity, since im too tired to write properly and a shopping cart hit my shin at mach 2, what is your guy's favorite titan and build for that titan?

>>4391831
A Monarch with "no weakness" and Arc Rounds.

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>>4391125
>>4391233
Am back, writing

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>>4392446

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>>4392446
That northern patrol is looking a bit too smug for its own sake. So you reckon you'd better educate them on who was the biggest, stompiest. boi around. knowing that the high ground is superior to all other ground, you have AT scale one of the smaller plateaus to get the drop on them.

The patrol consists of 2 trukks, each seem to be carrying Killa Kans. No infantry on this one, although there does seem to be a jeep rolling alongside it, with what appears to be a flare launcher, albeit a rather over-sized and ramshackle one.

"What's the plan?" Asks AT

>Switch to long range mode and start pelting these fuckers
>Slide down the cliff face and take them by surprise with a predator cannon shoved up their ass
> That jeep bodes ill tidings, might as well take it out now before we find out what it does.
> Write-in

>>4392478
> Write-in
Wait for them to get close, then have AT TITANFALL on one of the trucks full of Killa Kans. No matter the durability of mechs in 40k might be, none are as impressive enough to survive drops from such high heights.

>>4392478
>Switch to long range mode and start pelting these fuckers

>>4392499
This, We stomp their mechs to death.

>>4392803
>>4392499
Goomba stomp the fuckers

>>4392571
Long boi

>Writing...

>>4392849
heh heh. Killa Kans go squish.

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>>4392932
Forgot file

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Stomping on cans is whatcha do for recycling.

>>4392849
>sorry had ot go pick up the pizza.
"Welp, looks like we only got one option"

"Pilot, i calculate at least 45 different alternatiiiiii-"

AT is cut off by the wind whipping by the cockpit, as you stomp down on...

>A. Trukk 1
>B. Trukk 2
>C. The JEEP

>>4392994
>C. The JEEP
>After crushing it proclaim yourself the biggest and strongest git
>krump these squiggin excuses for orks next

>>4392997
If there ai'nt no more votes ima just roll with this one in a good 30 minutes

>>4392994
>>C. The JEEP

>>4393101
>>4392997
Looks like the biggest git wins (as it should be).
>writing...

>>4393123
You slam down onto the jeep, before the poor gits could even realize what the shadow above them was. With a loud CRONCH-THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM The flares detonates!

COMBAT ROILL FUCKERS

To start:
>Roll 1d3 to see who is blinded by the flares!
>1 it you
>2 its trukk 1
>3 its trukk 2

Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>4393165

>>4393247
>writing...

>>4393272
As the JEEP explodes, you yell "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! AH'M THE BIGEEST AND DA SHOOTIEST YA GITS!".

The Sheer power of this causes one of the trukks to panickedly swerve into the oncoming flare explosion (DEPLOY TURN DELAYED)

The other Trukk, hearing your valiant cry, drifts and throws the Kan out of its back, the Ork pilots legs seen dissapearing into the Mech.

"YOUZ IZ A BIG STOMPA AINT' YA? W'LL ILL BE TAKIN THAT BIG SHOOTA TO ADD TO MAH' COLLECTSHUN!"

As he says this, he brings his weapons to bear, which you now realize was an entire slew of ranged weapons; pistols, cannons, and various others which have been haphazardly attached or fused to the chassis and limbs of this monstrosity.

"ONCE MAH BROTHA BIG STABBA GITS UP, YOU'S GONNA BE THE NEXT BEEG KIULL OF DA MEKA BRUTHAS!"

Who will you attack?
>The aiming shoota Kan (Armored, 2/2 health)
>The fumbling stabba Kan (Armored 2/2 health)
>Trukk 1 (Unarmored)
>Trukk 2 (Unarmored)

>>4393326
>>The aiming shoota Kan (Armored, 2/2 health)

>>4393326
>>The aiming shoota Kan (Armored, 2/2 health)

"We shall see who is the shootiest."

>>4393378
>>4393330
>writing...

>>4393421
As you turn on the Kan, he takes a stance, all guns pointed in your general direction.

"I AINT' AFRAID OF YOU YA SOGGY GIT!"

AT decides to retort this time,

"Then you will die braver than most"

ROLL
Diff: 60
Base: 60

Bo3 1d100
Mods:
Brrt: +10
Armored Target -10

Optional Bonuses:
>AP Ammo, +10 against armored targets (ONE LEFT)
>Incendiary rounds +20 against infantry (ONE LEFT)
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4393453

>>4393453
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon
The Powershot is free, and you can immediately start firing the predator cannon afterwards.

Rolled 71 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>4393453

>>4393453
Alright, so i just realized how fucked these optional bonuses are. i thought that they were neat but now im realizing they're super unorganized. Should i change it so that yall have to agree to use the bonuses before rolling, or should I just stick with people adding the bonuses at their choice?
If neither i was thinking maybe make it so that I would go with the highest base roll, THEN add the optional bonus if there was any. Asking you guys since im trying to streamline my janky ass combat and would like to know which one you all would like best

Rolled 26 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>4393453
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon
>>4393521
Voting with the roll IS faster, but it's up to you.

>>4393529
Yeah you know what, im just going to go with the roll one for speed.
>>4393472
>Writing...

>>4393549
Your Cannon glows with a burning light, as it bursts with a growl, enveloping the Shoota Kan in a torrent of 20mm rounds.

With a loud "RAAGH!" the Shoota Kan stumbles backwards (Shoota is at 1/2 health)

"YOU COCKY GIT! I'll GET YOU FAH DAT ONE!"

The Kan then begins blindly firing many of its small arms and light autoguns into the air, throwing up as much in-between you and it as it can get. As you give a smug smirk, a heat warning appears on your HUD, turning your smirk into a frown.

"AT, what's happening?"

"I'm sorry dear, but it appears this desert at midday is wreaking havoc with my systems. I think we may need to be careful about what we do, otherwise I may suffer system damage."

"Oh, perfect..."

"I have enough coolant for 3 uses of the flush, but my heat sinks are fully functional as well"


(HEAT: 50%)
What will you do?
>Flush coolant (drop HEAT to 0%, 3 uses remaining)
>Pop heat sinks ( -20% HEAT)
>Continue your engagement of the Shoota Kan
>Turn your attention to the now unloading Stabba Kan
>Blast Trukk one
>Blast Trukk two

>>4393521
Stick with whatever is faster.

>>4393574
>Continue your engagement of the Shoota Kan

>>4393574
>Continue your engagement of the Shoota Kan

>>4393574
>Continue your engagement of the Shoota Kan

>>4393574
Where is the heat damage located? Within the Titan, or the Predator Cannon? Why is there heat to begin with? Is the Heat a product of using the Powershot, or continued use of the minigun?

>>4393712
Heat damage is located within the titan, and there's heat because the average planet's temperature combined with this portion of desert being on the equator of the planet at midday is causing an "unhealthy" amount of buildup in AT's systems. It seems as if the heat buildup is caused by usage of titan abilities like the power shot and the shield.

>>4394297
Will Heat slowly reduce over time, or do we have to Flush Coolant or Pop Heat Sinks until it lowers? Can either of those two be done simultaneously as we fight, or would delicate metal bits be exposed and might be damaged?
Does this mean that Ork and Imperial type titans are at risk of overheating in hot climates as well?

>>4394433
HEAT does slowly reduce over time, delicate bits would be exposed with the coolant flush, but not the heat sink purge, and yes, ork and imperial type titans are affected by the heat, which is why the Orks transport their Meks in trukks while on patrol, so they don't overheat. Thankfully the Kans don't seem to have any coolant or heat sinks to speak of, mainly because that would mean less room for guns and stabby bits, and the orks consider "Kolant" to be a coward's way of reducing heat

>>4394458
So we would be able to pop heat sinks with little risk to sensitive equipment, while still engaging them in combat?

>>4394532
Yes, and if the heat climbs too high flushing coolant would be the way to set the heat down to zero to prevent an overheat, but doing so would leave some o' dem shinie bits exposed if you were in combat. It's more risky with limited uses, but with better results when you're in a tough spot and dont have time to worry about heat

>>4393651
>>4393630
>>4393577
THE DAKKA MUST FLOW
>Writing...

>>4395131
HEAT is just another obstacle to overcome, and you can make replacement parts if push comes to shove, so its time to show that the glorious BRRRT is superior to some green, bulldog looking motherfuckers.

>ROLL
Diff: 75
Base: 60
Mods: Duel of the DAKKA: +15
Bo3 1d100
Mods:
Brrt: +10
Armored Target -10

Optional Bonuses:
>AP Ammo, +10 against armored targets (ONE LEFT)
>Incendiary rounds +20 against infantry (ONE LEFT)
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon (ON COOLDOWN, 4 TURNS)
>Improvise (Write-In)

>>4395164
>>AP Ammo, +10 against armored targets (ONE LEFT)

>>4395164
>AP Ammo, +10 against armored targets (ONE LEFT)

>>4395170
>>4395167
LOADING AP... COMPLETE
BEGIN ROLLS

Rolled 8 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4395207

>>4395207

Rolled 74 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4395207

Rolled 56 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4395207

>>4395253
Roll taken!
>writing

>>4395351
The Kan is split open as the armor piercing rounds turn it to mincemeat, absolutely misting the pilot within, as he lets out a final "YER A FEGIT YA HUMIE BAS-" kKATHOOOOM.

As he falls, yoiu can hear a yell behind you

"NOOOOOO, YE GIT, YE KEELED MY BRUTHER. IMMA GIB YA FER' THAT YA GROT!.... ONCE I GET UP!"

As he says this, the wreckage of the Shoota bro begins smoking a bit more than usual...

What will you do?
>Flush coolant (drop HEAT to 0%, 3 uses remaining)
>Pop heat sinks ( -20% HEAT)
>Turn your attention to the fumbling Stabba Kan
>Blast Trukk one
>Blast Trukk two

Also, update:
I quit my job! I got another ten days in quarantine to vibe in here until i need to head off to college.

>>4395509
>Pop heat sinks ( -20% HEAT)
We have a moment.

>>4395509
What whats the job?

Also whats our heat level?

>>4395608
I was one of the "courtesy clerk's" at my local grocery store, the guys that brought back the shopping carts from the corrals and threw trash out. Was bretty gud but I seriously doubt my mom's judgement in making me get a job in the middle of a pandemic.

Also heat is at 50%

>>4395509
>Pop heat sinks ( -20% HEAT)
>Blast Trukk one
No reason why we cant do both. I dont want the trucks to try and ram us.

>>4395620
Best of luck to you.

>>4395509
>Pop heat sinks ( -20% HEAT)
What sucks is the most is the lack of shade and the goddamn asphalt in those parking lots.

>>4395803
You speaking from experience?

>>4395818
sorta.

>>4395635
>>4395567
>>4395803
>Pop Heat sinks
>Blast Trukk one

You only have enough time before the enemies engage to do one. Which will it be?

>>4397133
>>Blast Trukk one

>>4397152
Aight im just gonna go with this

>>4397346
You quickly spin around and train your cannon on the Trukk

Diff: 60
Base: 50
Mods: He zoomin +10

Bo2 1d100
Mods:
Brrt: +10

Optional Bonuses:
>Incendiary rounds +20 against infantry (ONE LEFT)
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon (ON COOLDOWN, 3 TURNS)
>Improvise (Write-In)

>>4397354
no bonuses this time.

>>4397354
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon (ON COOLDOWN, 3 TURNS)

>>4397377
COOLING BARRELS, POWERSHOT UNAVAILABLE

>>4397384
Ahh! I was tricked by a false option on the table. I was trying to eat a burger, but it was laminated into the table!

>Improvise (Write-In)
Jump and stop into the truck causing it to flip over and crash ontop of all the people in the back.

>>4397354
No bonus.

>>4397437
>>4397373
CONFIRMED. FIRING...

Rolled 21 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4397384
Just use the good ol fashion dakka

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4397445

Rolled 39 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4397445

>>4397692
Alrightey, roll taken

>>4398679
You Swiftly bring your cannon to bear on the trukk, it quickly turning to something resembling bullet ridden paste.

The enemies attack!
>Stabba kan rolling...
>Trukk Ramming...

OPTIONAL DEFENSES
>Gun Shield -15 to enemy ranged attack roll (READY)
>Dash (Auto Dodge, must be selected before enemy roll is made)
>Improvise (write in)

>>4398693
>Dash (Auto Dodge, must be selected before enemy roll is made)
We can use the Gun Shield once the HEAT has been reduced to a manageable amount.

>>4398693
Oh fuck i forgot, DASH can only be used to dodge one attack

>>4398724
Which attack would you like to dodge?

>>4398816
the truck ramming

>>4398885
CONFIMED. DODGING ATTACK

Rolled 70 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4398899
As you skillfully drift out of the Trukk's way, you turn around and see Stabba bro swinging down his saw arm at you!

"NOW I'Z GOT YA YOUZ LITTLE GIT"

Difficulty: 60
Base: 50
Bonuses: Chonky +10

Rolling: 1d100-10
Mods:
Reactive armor: -10 (Get to attack if fails)
Medium Shield: -15
Stabba Bro POWAH: +15

>>4398910
The blow shears off a chunk of the extra armor you put on earlier, as you feel AT's servos shriek in response to re-align

You hear AT growl "Oh now you've done it fucko"

(HEAT 50%)
What will you do?
>Coolant Flush (Set HEAT to 0%, exposes shiny important bits, 3 uses remaining)
>Pop heat sinks (-20% HEAT)
>beat this Kan senseless
>Blast the now drifting Trukk

>>4398942
>Blast the now drifting Trukk

Rolled 83 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>4398942
>Pop heat sinks (-20% HEAT)
>Blast the now drifting Trukk

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4398942
>Pop heat sinks (-20% HEAT)
We can reuse the heat sinks right?
>Blast the now drifting Trukk

>>4399330
Yes, heat sinks can be reused

>>4399330
>>4399059
Writing...

>>4400289
>Thought i might try getting some music for this i dunno

The hiss of steam is heard from your back as the heat sinks are purged, and you see the temperature meter drop a relatively good amount.
>HEAT at... 30%

As you finish the purge, you spin around to deal with that cheeky fucker who tried ramming you.

Diff: 65
Base: 50
Mods: He driftin +15

Bo2 1d100+10
Mods:
Brrrt: +10

Optional Bonuses:
>Incendiary rounds +20 against infantry (ONE LEFT)
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon (ON COOLDOWN, 2 TURNS)
>Improvise (Write-In)

>>4400444
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIzZdsItsEY
>mfw i forgot to put in music

Rolled 43 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4400444
We're doing Bo2 now?

>>4400501
uuuh my bad didnt realize it was Bo2. its still bo3

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4400444
lotta 4's

>>4400787
Hey what a second. Dont we still have the Smart Core? Last I recall the meter was at 75% or so.

>>4400889
I physically recoil at my own ineptitude to remember important stuff like this.

By this point i would assume SMART CORE is at 100%

SMART CORE EFFECTS: Auto hits for 2 HP of attacks. May select up to 3 targets per turn to BRRRRT

>>4400919
Is that 2hp per 3 targets? How many targets are with us?

Why did AT swear and growl? Is it the WAAAAGGGHHHH!?

>>4401171
There are two targets in front of you right now, and, since you can attack twice in a turn, the smart core would allow you to select three targets instead of just one.
As for AT... well, I can't explain everything now, can I?

>>4401448
And by 2 hp I mean if you attacked them for 2 turns you would do undodgeable 2 damage to them. Enough to vaporize soldiers and turn a Lan to paste

>>4401451
2 attacks, not two turns, wtf brain

>>4401451
So the smart core can only do up to 2 dmg a turn?

>>4401507
Yes, but across multiple targets.

>>4401531
As an example:

What would you like to do?
>Attack Kan (2/2 health)
>Attack Boyz (1 health)
> Attack stompa (3/3 health)

SMART CORE ACTIVATED SELECT UP TO 3 HOSTILES TO TARGET.
> Select all above

HOW MUCH THIS TURN?
>Only one, allows you to use another action, deal 1 damage to all targeted hostiles
>Both actions, deals 2 damage to all targeted hostiles, cannot take any more actions this turn. (SELECTED)

CONFIRMED, FIRING...
>Kan received 2 damage (DED)
>Boyz received 2 damage (MEGA DED)
>Stompa received 2 damage ( At 1/3 health, almost ded)

END OF LINE

>>4401546
That was kinda what I meant. Thanks for the clarifications. Whens thecnext update?

>>4401596
as soon as i sort out some stuff with college textbooks. shit's been crazy the past few days

>>4400804
Roll taken!
>writing...

>>4402095
One sweep, that's all it takes, and the truck that was once drifting around for another pass is tumbling down the slight slope.

However, there's still one more nuisance to deal with...

What will you do now?
>Coolant Flush (return HEAT to 0%, 3 uses remaining)
>Pop Heat sinks (-20% HEAT)
>Engage the final Kan
>Dance
>Write-in

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>>4402143
>Pic related
Give the Orks a reason to fear humanity.

>>4402143
>Engage the final Kan
>Dance
>Write-in
dance off with last guy standing a dabbing on the others corpse wins!

>>4402195
>>4402148
>DDR confirmed, writing...

>>4402263
You spin around to the Kan, both of you locked in a stare down as he steadies himself for a charge.

"SO 'UMIE, GESS ITS DOWN TO US!"

"Yeah, and it ends with you on your ass being BRRRTed to death."

"ITS CALLED DAKKA YA GROT!"

"What?"

"WOT?"

Diff: 70
Base: 60
Mods: AVENGE MUH BRUTHA: +10

Bo3 1d100
Mods:
Brrt: +10
Armored Target -10

Optional Bonuses:
>Incendiary rounds +20 against infantry (ONE LEFT)
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon (ON COOLDOWN, 2 TURNS)
>Improvise (Write-In)

>>4402343
>Improvise (Write-In)
Acquire information from the ORK. What's dakka? What's a grot?
If he attacks then give him the good ol BRRRRRRRRRRT

>>4402354
support

>>4402354
>>4403206
Vote confirmed, udates are gonna be a bit late. Working on my new computer with my dad and am quite busy. Sorry once again.

>>4403503
>The motherboard we ordered was the wrong size
>Writing...

>>4403800
"So, uh, if you don't mind me asking, what was any of what you just said?"

"...WOT?"

"like, Dakka, Grot, that sorta thing?"

>Charismamamama roll

Difficulty: 60
Base: 50
Absolute Bone Brain: +10

Bo3 1d100+10
Mods: JoJo Family Suave: +10

Rolled 26 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4403880
Oh boy here we go

Rolled 50 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4403880

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4403880

>>4404231
I will now proceed to explain 40k with this here playdough
>Writing...

>>4404447
"WOT DO YA MEAN YA DON' KNOWE WUT DAKKA ES?"

"I mean I don't understand what you're sayi-"

"LISTEN HERE YA SOGGY BRAINED FEWL OF A' MEK POILOT!" The Ork rips a section of his Mech's arm plating behind one of his sawblades off. "DIS, DIS ROIGHT 'ERE, DIS IS A GROT" he gestures to a small, green goblin looking thing that, appears to be on a miniature bike and is pedaling its ass off to spin the buzzsaw. "AND ITZ JUS' LOIK YOU! SMALL, PATHETIK, AND DOESNT KNOW WUT DAKKA IZ." the grot looks up, "BuT AI DEW KNOW WOT DAKKA IZ BOS-!" "SHADDUP YA RUNT IM TRYING TO PREWVE A POINT ERE'"

>1/2 cont...

>>4404514
"AWRIGHT, BUT I GUESS ITS TIME FOR ME TEW GIV' YA AN EDUCATIONS ON DA GREATIST THING TA EVA' EXIST, DAKKA!"

>Using a cow, another grot from his reserve grot bandolier, some bolts, and his late brother's mech, he describes to JoJo the principles and functions of dakka

Also, could I get a Bo3 1d100 roll please? DC of 80

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4404542
What an enlightening educational experience.
Truly this ork is one of a kind.

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4404542
Grot Bandolier?

>>4404682
Grot Bandolier

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4404542
should I not roll?

>>4404799
Ah, its fine i just wanted to see if his brother's Kan would explode during the demonstration

>>4404804
Alrighty, so, continuing on

What would you like to do?
>Awkwardly sit there for a bit longer (heat -20%)
>Demonstrate your superior dakka (surprise attack)
>Kick him onto his brother's mech (potential one-shot)
>Dance (dance)
>Write-in

>>4404813
>Awkwardly sit there for a bit longer (heat -20%)
>Write-in
Tell us about your boss? Where is he, and where can I kick his ass.

>>4404820
Support

>>4404835
"W-well, that was uh... enlightening? If you dont mind me asking, who's this warboss guy that i've heard about here?"

Difficulty:70 (90+ for special result)
Base: 50
Absolute Bone Brain: +10
Das' kinda Important innit'?: +10

Bo3 1d100+10
Mods: JoJo Family Suave: +10

Rolled 61 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4404989

Rolled 39 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4404989

Rolled 14 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>4404989

>>4405091
Roll taken!
>Writing...

>>4405243
"OOoooH, YA MEAN OUR NEW BOSS BIGGASTOMPA? HE's BIGGA DEN DA LAST 'UN, SO E'S OBVIOUSLY BETTAH"

"Bigga...stompa... huh."

"YEH! HE KRUMPED SOME FANCY MEK THING THAT FELL THROUGH INTO OUR KAMP. HE TOOK IT AND KIT'ID IT OUT IN HIS GARAGE. GOT LOTSA DAKKA TO MAKE THINGS GO BEWM AND STUFF!... OI... AINT WE SUPPOSED TO BE FOIGHTIN'?"

>After around 5 minutes of yelling, throwing grots, learning that his Mek has a built in stool function, you learn some neat tidbits of info about the boss.
How do you answer?
>Yes
>No
>You're already dead
>Write-in

>>4405350
>Yes
But Dakka is a fun topic.

>>4405350
>No
We're gonna kick your "old" bosses green ass, Mr. New War Boss.

>>4405538
Support.

We fight when we bored of talking about dakka

>>4405350
>>Write-in
"Thank you for the demonstration on Dakka. Now, let me repay you with a demonstration on BRRRRT."

Whenever he inevitably says yes, you know what happens.

>>4405942
>>4405805
>>4405538
sorry for the lack of posts, my college's esports team is doing a bootcamp for the next 3 days and its pretty time consuming

>>4405942
>>4405538
>>4406787
Vote taken!
>Writing...

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>>4407472
"Well, thank you very much for that wonderful demonstration on Dakka, now allow me to show you an equally powerful, if not moreso, alternative!"

"WUZZDAT?"

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

Diff: 50
Base: 60
Mods: AVENGE MUH BRUTHA: +10
Caught off guard: -20

Bo3 1d100
Mods:
Brrt: +10
Armored Target -10

Optional Bonuses:
>Incendiary rounds +20 against infantry (ONE LEFT)
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon (ONLINE)
>Improvise (Write-In)

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4407489

>>4407489
Oh wait shit we have the power shot back online? How'd I miss that?
Voting to include the power shot.

Rolled 89 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>4407489
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon (ONLINE)

Rolled 50 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>4407489

>>4407567
Roll taken!
>Writing...

>>4408044
You chunk through his face plating, throwing him backwards a few steps.

"RAAAAGH! DAT WAS DIRTY YA GIT!"

"So'iz your face lel"

What will you do now?
>Beat his ass
>BRRRT his ass
>What was that noise?
>Write-in

>>4408175
>BRRRT his ass

>>4408175
>T pose him into submission
>teach the orks and their waaaagh! energy that t-posing humans are to be fears
>tell him trick or yeet
>if he says yeet then grab him and throw him as hard as you can into the ground

Btw I noticed how the warboss said that he found some tech from the sky, which is probably another titan. This is a big problem for us since, if the Mechanicus finds out about additional Titans beyond our own, we might be in some major hot water. We should probably go scouring the whole planet too just in case

>>4408569
cringe

>>4408175
>BRRRT his ass

>>4409109
>>4408224
I got some time, finally
>Writing

>>4409288
You decide to continue your A G G R E S S I V E
S U S T A I N E D C O U N T E R F I R E.


Diff: 70
Base: 60
Mods: AVENGE MUH BRUTHA: +10


Bo3 1d100
Mods:
Brrt: +10
Armored Target -10

Optional Bonuses:
>Incendiary rounds +20 against infantry (ONE LEFT)
>Power Shot, +20 to rolls made with Predator Cannon (ON COOLDOWN, 4 TURNS)
>Improvise (Write-In)

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4409360

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4409360

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4409360

>>4409527
Roll taken!
>writing...

>>4410347
You send around a couple hundred rounds into the already shredded face of the Kan, the Stabba bro collapsing into the sand with a crunch and a thud, followed by a resounding KATHOOOOOM.

As he falls, you hear something else behind you coming around the bend. it sounds bigger, stompier, and judging from the yelling over its PA system, a whole lot meaner than these poor sods you just mulched. Sounds like the other patrol caught wind of your glorious BRRRRT and wanted a go perhaps?

What will you do?
>Tried and true: goomba stomp these fools
> Squat down and hide underneath one of the wrecks to spook em'
> Rev-up your cannon and get ready to blast their faces off.
>Write-in

>>4410459
>Tried and true: goomba stomp these fools

>>4410459
>Tried and true: goomba stomp these fools
Dont forget to vent your heat sinks
We Goomba stomping the higher one right?

>>4410569
>>4410530
Goomba time
>writing...

>>4410643
You, now looking down upon your victory, you see coming around the corner, what appears to be another pair of Kans... zooming, around the corner? Now that they have been activated, in order to keep moving at high speeds, they are riding in the back of the flatbed Trukks!

"Clever of the damned Orks..." says Jojo, making a mental note with a grin.

>which Kan Rider would you like to stomp?
>No. 1
>No. 2

>>4410739
>No. 2
Above, then behind. Always from a place of advantage.