>>4458535
>Punch it

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>>4458554
You unleash a hail of wild blows, but he channels the spirit of Bryan Hawk, Matrix dodging all your punches and clocking you in the nose.

>>4458570
>Monologue about our strength, then tell him that surely his strengths are not so finely detailed.
This is subtle bait to make him tell us what he can do, so we can point out the inconsistancies in his statements.

>>4458570
>Sneak up behind him and stab him in the back

>>4458570
>fuck his ass

>>4458587
+1

>>4458587
Unfortunately for you, he has such a massive ego he begins passing around massive pamphlets labeled "The best of the best of the best of the best: why I'm the best" after you finish. Its filled with so much prose it take 15 minutes to get past the first paragraph about how many abs he has...

>>4458594
Fortunately, the distraction of him handing out the supplementary reading for the phamplet lets you stick a comically large knife in his back! 1 damage dealt.

>>4458830
He crushes your dick with his superior ass-muscles.

Godmod:99/100

>>4458945
>blow cocaine dust into his face and then crescent kick him while he's distracted.

>>4458945
Insult the Gods and hope the knife functions as a lightning rod

>>4459083
You blow some blow into his face, and attempt to snap his neck with a sweet kick. Unfortunately, the cocaine causes him to temporarily shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, making him supernaturally agile for a couple of seconds.

>>4459090
You curse the gods, and unfortunately for you, divine wrath isn't really affected by such things as physics, blinding you temporarily and setting your hair on fire.

>>4459110
> Stagger around blindly few a few seconds before summoning Ed from ed,edd n eddy and playing "That's my horse."on an empty jug. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSYpsRJuWdA

>>4459110
>summon our redneck friend to spit dip in his face and then we smash his shoulder with a judo chop

>>4459153
>>4459221
ED is summoned! Unfortunately, a kid completely obsessed with Jawbreakers isn't gonna be much help unless you turn him into a cultist or something. the godmodder just ignores him.

A redneck is summoned! He masterfully aims his spit, burning the Godmodders eyes! Unfortunately, he catches your judo chop and throws you back with akido.

SUMMONS
Ed: Good
Redneck: Good

Godmodder: 98/100

>>4459334
indoctrinate ed into a cult

>>4459364
ERROR: Ed does not meet the following requirements
-Experienced enough DESPAIR
-Seen the truth
-Has NO recipe for a true jawbreaker
-Can only be converted by either cultist edd or cultist eddy

Ed keeps playing the song, and tries to slap the godmodder, but he fails miserably, faceplanting.
The redneck grabs some moonshine, and forces everyone to chug it down. All attacks now have at least 5% chance of succeeding for the next 2 posts!

Godmodder: "How disapointing... These are your champions? They are hideous and weak, behold one of mine"

He twists his arm and summons a being of static and light!
(All attacks will be absorbed by godmodder's minions until destroyed.)


Godmodder: 99/100

MINIONS
BLU Hunter: GOOD


ALLIES:
ED: GOOD (DAZED, MOONSHINED)
REDNECK: GOOD (MOONSHINED)

>>4459387
According to Dtg rules, people can charge their summons too, don't forget that.

>>4459387
>say "this will only require 5% of my power
>go super saiyan then kamehame blast the blu hunter

>>4459387
to counter the BLU Hunter, I summon the RED spy!

>>4459387
>heh, nothing personnell kid
but with a gun

>>4459387
>Begin the dread rite to summon Glockthur the god of rape

(this isn't dead, will be updated tomorrow.)

>>4459387
>I challenge him to a Haiku battle

The silly Godmod Waits
His antics beyond Patience
Soon left all alone.

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>>4459998
The Godmodder reports for BM by stating you were "taunting, showboating, and not taking the match seriously allegedly using 5% of his power" Which bans you for a brief second before being reverted, causing your attack to be removed from the server.

>>4460474
You summon the SPY with one turns worth of money! He isn't particularly motivated, but shoots the Hunter... CRIT! It was a amby shot and the hunter is now damaged!

>>4460780
As you attempt to activate your teleport, you find that the BLU hunter blocks all interdimensional tunneling in the area, so you just opt to shoot him instead, dealing some damage.

>>4460845
You charge 1 action into summing the god of rape.

>>4462060
Unfortunately for you, the BLU hunter intercepts your challenge, and responds in his alien mother tounge, which causes you to weep in the majesty of the verse.


Ed finally stops singing, and throws a tree at the hunter, it would have teleported it away, but he was making fun of our style of Haikus, so it just pierces it's static form, destroying it.
The Redneck loads his shotgun and fires at the godmodder, but he simply raises his hands and the bullets return to the red neck

GM: 99/100
Blu hunter: dead

Ed: healthy
Redneck: wounded, bleeding
Spy: Healthy, unmotivated (will run away if he feels shit gets too serious)

>>4462087
I point out that the godmodder has been dealt 2 points of damage thus far, and without expending action or thought, has somehow regained a single HP.

Thus I use this knowledge to collapse the alternative timelines and deal double the difference in what the damage should be [Ie, from 99 to 97]

>>4462095
(mini-update/retcon because I was retarded) The godmodder desperately tries to play it off as a "healing factor" but the admins have been sick of his shit, so they penalize him to 97/100 HP!
sorry, new to running quests.

>>4462098
Had to play creative, so I'm not too fussed.

>>4459387
heal redneck
have god of rape attack godmoder

>>4462087
I upgrade to a deagle chambered in 50.ae, and proceed to shoot him again

>>4462087
>call in a drone strike on the godmodder

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>>4462284
(you can only do one action at a time, I chose randomly) You complete the ritual to summon Glockthur, the god of rape. He has a chance to rape a random summon every turn, (including friendlies) each turn he is active, severely damaging his target and giving him a extra charge. (friendly targets may flee/leave you) However, is extremely weak compared to his base form since you only spent 2 turns summoning him.

>>4462291
This time, he doesn't even bother raising his hand, it just spins around and finishes off the redneck.
"Have you really run out of ideas on how to attack me so soon?"

>>4462393
He puts on a tinfoil hat which messes up the sensors of the drone, causing it to harmlessly crash into a nearby mountain

The RED spy sees glockthur appear and decides shit has gotten too real! He throws a bag of hats on the ground as a refund and runs away!
Ed is distracted by the bag and begins rummaging through it...
Glockthur fires a hail of dildo-bullets into the air, forcing the godmodder to hold off on attacking this turn.


GM:97/100

RED spy: fled
Redneck: DED
Ed: Healthy, transforming
Glockthur: Healthy

(I will try to update this quest at least once a day, from now on)

>>4462433
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>cast shadow clone jutsu, summoning a thousand of ourselves and hit the godmodder with a thousand rasengans and chidoris.

>>4462433
I hit the godmodder with a toolbox.

>>4462433
>FINSIH THE RITE TO CALL GLOCKTHUR, GOD OF RAPE AND OFFER MY BODY TO APPEASE HIM

I try to lasso him

>>4462433
>While the others distract the godmodder, I sneak around behind him and grab a pair of pliers from the thrown toolbox, to then cut a hole in the godmodders pants, leading to his ass.
Glockthur will be appeased soon

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>>4462480
You attempt to swarm the godmodder with your shadow clones, but he returns the favor by creating his own army! Your attack is negated and only one shadow clone army will survive if no one does anything!

>>4462729
You grab your toolbox, and swing it at his face. Expecting it to explode or something, he prepares all sorts of mystical shields, but just gets wanged in the head. 1 DAMAGE!!!

>>4462735
You offer up your ass to appease him, giving him a extra charge of power!

>>4462780
He throws a bowie knife and cuts in half mid-air, then makes a shitty monlouge about the age of cowboys is over.

>>4462843
You deploy your brutal plan, lets see how this works out....

Ed finds a Tyrantium's helmet from the bag of hats, a oversized cartoon wrench, and some metal sponges from the tool box....
ED EVOLVES INTO MECHA-LOTHAR, THE SLAYER OF MONSTERS!!
He takes his wrench and puts up a relentless assult against the Godmodder, but he blocks all his blows....
However, Glockthur appears right behind the Godmodder while distracted by the wrench, and then... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWobQcifuQg) a D E V A S T A T I N G ass-pounding is delivered. 4 DAMAGE!!!

"Oh jesus, what the fuck is wrong with you people!!?! Even I wouldn't stoop that low!" The Godmodder pulls the whole "featureless avatar" shitick, turning him into a white pale featureless body, preventing any further anal probation. "I'm calling my lawyers and the EMAA!!!"

Suddenly, hundreds of blood-red hovering limousines appear out of nowhere, and hundreds of grotesque lawyers come come out, shouting about court dates!
You don't know what the EMAA is, but you feel likes it gonna be a pain in the ass when they arrive...

They trap the mighty god of rape under a literal mountain of papers, sealing him away for five whole turns!

GM: 92/100
Alien Mutant Lawyers from hell: NUMEROUS, INVIGORATED,
Shadow army(GM): Fighting, 50% chance of survival


Lothar: HEALTHY
Glockthur: doing paperwork, (5 turns left)
Shadow army(players): Fighting, 50% chance of survival.

>>4462938
BASED GLOCKTHUR! PRAISE BE HE

>>4462938
I hand the shadow army an army of pens and ask them to politely do the paperwork for mister glock.

>>4462938
>revive our dead redneck using necromancy, powering him up through his experiences in hell

>>4462938
Bust open the engine compartment of one of the limousines and acquire UNSTABLE JURYRIGGED HELL ALIEN WARP TECHNOLOGY

>>4462938
I cast "Summon Pillarman"

>>4462938
>Drawing all allied Shadow clones into a giant fuckoff ball, I condense it down to form a black hole! Then send it flying in a direct line through the enemy shadow clones to increase it's density on the path towards the Alien mutant lawyers from hell!

>>4462938
I think it's about time I read that "Alchemy for Dummies" book.

>>4462941
You praise Glockthur, increasing his power and lowering his cool down by 2.

>>4462979
Unfortunately, they are locked in mortal combat and can't really do shit with forms right now. Plus, all the forms need to be signed/all accusations need to be denied by Glockthur.

>>4462986
You attempt channel the spirit of the redneck, but instead of a drunken demon, he comes back with comically small wings, turns out he got into heaven. He cracks his neck, puts on a silly hat from the big bag of hats, then charges into battle

>>4463019
You acquire the UNSTABLE JURYRIGGED HELL ALIEN WARP TECHNOLOGY.

>>4463023
You cast summon Pillarman! Unfortunately, you were way too vauge, so you just summon a robot-master themed around pillars. He doesn't even have a cool ability, all he does is ground-pound. His head is also too fat to have a hat.

>>4463088
You sacrifice your clones and attempt to fire it at the AMLFE, but they object to this action as they claim it is a gross violation of the "fair working conditions for minions act". Better bullshit fast, or else they get to start claiming souls.

>>4463219
Once more, exploiting the powers of vaugeness, you manage to learn the truth from the book. You can now alchemize things without the use of summoning circles. Unfortunately, it looks like the bag of hats was destroyed as payment.

The Lawyers begin to send subpenoas the way of Mecha-Lothar, hoping to get him takendown through copyright claims made on the ""behalf"" of CN and Valve.
Fortunately Mecha-Lothar is too stupid to understand any form of text, plus he's from a fantasy movie so he doesn't speak english anyway. As result, he just starts caving their skulls in.
Glockthur struggles against the mound of papers, reasoning that he was doing his divine duty be committing surprise buttsex. 2 turns until he comes back
Reincarnated Redneck chants prayers, sending some lawyers back to hellspace!
Pillar man falls on his side, rolls around, and accidentally trips over the godmodder. 1 DAMAGE!!!!
Unfortunately, the shadow clones see this as a oppurtunity and shove him off a nearby cliff.

"Enough, I can see that you do not wish to match your strength with me and hide behind your minions, so I shall return in kind"
He bites his tounge, and you watch as his blood corrupts the landscape, turning the ground red and thick with the smell of blood. Out of it bursts a brain of cthulhu! Horrible flesh-zombies begin to rise up around you as well....


Modifiers
Crimson: Summons minions for the GM atuomatically, but they only absorb attacks from summons

GM side
GM: 91/100
Lawyers: Heavily damaged.
Brain of C: Healthy
Crimson Zombies: Some
Shadow Clones: Healthy

Player side
PIllarman: DEAD
Mecha-Lothar(ED):Healthy,
Reincarneted Redneck: RAPTUROUS
Glockthur: Fruiously denying acusations 2 turns left
Shadow clones :Dying, being used as evidence.

Equipment
UNSTABLE JURYRIGGED HELL ALIEN WARP TECHNOLOGY

Abilities
True alchemy

>>4464168
Start a twitter hashtag to #STANDBYGLOCKTHUR, and use proxy accounts to create a flame war around it

>>4464168
I counter claim that the lawyers are in fact utalising the tactic of "Filibuster" or "talking a motion to death" in their motion of objection, thus proposing that they are guilty of "Obstructing justice" as per the DM's handbook, that slaying demons, daemons and any variation thereof is a LAWFUL good act.

Further more, I press a counter sue in that shadow clones are not classified as "Minions" because they were summoned rather than enlisted from an alternative plane of reality/created by the summoner to fufil a purpose, a purpose which I shall remind the court is now being opposed by the lawyers of hell, granting them the classification of summons. Thus I wish to claim damages for wasted time, slander and incorrect judgement twice over in addition to their punishment for obstructing justice, preferably their complete deportation to their home realm again with any run off being attributed to their client as an equalization for the hastle he has put me and my summons through.

>>4464186
Of course it goes without saying that my proposed course of action not only be allowed to continue, but should have mandatory compliance of the enemy to ensure it goes of nicely!

>>4464172
Jesus christ, really going for the throat there aren't you? You somehow manage to rally so much ironic/unironic support you give Glockthur YET ANOTHER CHARGE REACHING FULL POWER!!!! He bursts out of the paper, having justified that everything he does is his job, and not doing so would cause the cosmos to evaporate. In fact, twitter was so pissed, the Lawfirm had to sacrifice a few interns and middle-managers (both in the blood ritual and letting them go sense) their lawyering power is severely reduced!

>>4464186
First claim:
They negate this argument by stating that at best they are true neutral, therefore stopping this attack was perfectly within alignment, and lawful aligned people can still fight others that are lawfully aligned, as lawful is not solely strict adherance to legal laws, and a personal creed works just fine as well. The judge considers them not guilty on this charge.

>second claim
They hastily try to find a way to refute this claim and search for inconsistencies, but come up empty. They even attempt to debate that your player powers are the same thing as normal summoning, but the judge uses the historic Spawn egg chicken VS Gamerknight999 case as conclusion as to that they are guilty of slanderous libel and needless rules lawyering.
(This action was only successful because of the twitter campaign reducing their power, you said summoned instead of cloned in the first line, and they would have caught it otherwise)

>>4464187
The lawyers beg and plea, but you refuse to relent, causing all of them to hastily jump inside their cars and run away right before the Black hole hits the Godmodder! 1 Damage!

Glockthur sees the B of C, and then he.... Pic related.
(Holy shit, you guys have been lucking out on his >rape rolls, its always been a 50% chance to attack a friendly)
The Crimson zombies descend upon the remainder of the shadow clones, killing them all and turning their corpses.
The Brain casts confusion on Mecha-Lothar, which causes the transformation caused by confusion to fail, turning Mecha-Lothar back into Ed, massively lowering his stats.
The redneck aims his holy shotgun at the zombies, blasting a couple of them away.

"FUCK THIS, AND FUCK YOU!" the godmodder has lost his shit!

He channels his power, and you hear ominous horns trumpeting in the distance.... The 4 horsemen of the end have arrived, if you do not defeat them within 6 posts, they wipe out the planet unless you have some way to escape!

Death simply launches his scythe, ripping off the arms of the Holy Redneck! "Aw fuck, I don't wanna have to die a second time..."
Disease taps ed, infecting him horribly! His skin turns grey and his higher brain functions are destroyed! Is there some way you can use him as other than a free rape target anymore?
Famine causes Glockthur to hunger ever more, and he begins to sodomize a limousine one the lawyers left behind, distracting him for 3 turns, and just after you got him back too!

(1/2)

>>4464550
War then begins drilling the zombies of the crimson, turning them into the legion of flesh!

A bunch of blood axes emerge from the ground, equipping themselve to the lof

Modifiers
Crimson: makes cheap minions that only defend weak summon attacks for the GM
End times: 6 turns until the world explodes!

GM 90/100
Death: healthy
Diesease: healthy
Famine: healthy
War: healthy
Legion of flesh: Horde, Well-equipped

Glockthur: Fucking a exhaust pipe, 3 turns
Holy Redneck: Crippled, Bleeding out
Ed: Afflicted, ready to undergo another obscure reference.

Also, you still have some UNSTABLE JURYRIGGED HELL ALIEN WARP TECHNOLOGY
and know how to use alchemy, not sure what you wanna do with that.

>>4464565
I decry Disease as a false horseman, for his purview is entirely held under Famine's profolio as well as there being no biblical scripture which supports their existence which isn't also attributed to Famine. Thus I collapse this timeline and use this to summon Conquest in Disease's place to aid against his betraying kin.

>>4464565
>fuck it, drop a tactical nuke on the area

>>4464565
Use the powers invested into me as a rape priest to call a tactical cum nuke on this baka bitch

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>>4464579
He responds, "First off, you can die of starvation without being afflicted by the black plague, and the blackplauge without starvation." He also points to a complicated flowchart "plus, the investors realized conquest was basically just a natural part of war, so they fired him, gave war his powers, and found me to take his spot." "Technically we have a empty spot, but no one applies"

>>4464586
The godmodder panics and manages to slightly contain the blast, but it heavily damages everyone else in the area. The godmodder growls "At this point I'm wondering whether you guys are actually the champions of this pitiful mutliverse, or a bunch of freelance pyschos"

>>4464610
Another whistling sound comes into the air, and everything is covered in a thick layer of divine spooge, with many people accidentally swallowing it! Famine even grows slightly weaker because it's just that good. You are now the proud owner of the Glowing Cumzone, and the legion of flesh is now the legion of glowing dildo axes. "I am no longer wondering"

Glockthur draws power from the cum, and causes the car to turn into a cum rocket, freeing himself from the exhaust pipe and bowling over famine.
Ed writhes from the radiation and rape sperm pured all over him, mutating into... ED-ZILLA, HORROR OF THE CUL-DE-SAC.
He burrows into the ground, preparing to strike.
The Redneck is too blinded to aim, so he chants a short healing spell, getting most members of the team into a somewhat decent condition and keeping him from bleeding out.
The Legion of Glowing dildo Axes stand forth and form a defensive line, protecting the more injured summons.

Disease is justifying his existence, skipping his turn
Famine wheezes and casts a spell of hunger upon your Cum-legion, weakening their defensive line as they lap it all up.
Death bowls through your defensive line, ready to strike down the redneck, (roll) but steps into the hole edzilla made, forcing him to abandon his horse as it is rapidly sucked down and devoured.
War rams himself into Glockthur, dealing damage to both parties.

The godmodder gives war a multitude of buffs, healing him and giving him major stat boosts.

A piss squid appears from the ground. Glockthur heals a little.


Modifiers
Glowing cumzone: Creatures of fetishes most horrible birth themselves here. Considered holy ground for Glockthur, so he heals slightly each turn. Rarely a creature will be a Glowing one, giving it increases stats
5 more posts until the end of the world

GM: 90/100
War: Healthy, Boosted
Famine: Crippled, knocked over
Disease: Damaged
Death: Healthy, no horse


Cum legion: Heavily damaged
Pisssquid: Fresh
Glockthur: Somewhat hurt
Redneck: Death's door, bleeding out, blinded
Edzilla: ravenous, healthy.

Also, you still have some UNSTABLE JURYRIGGED HELL ALIEN WARP TECHNOLOGY
and know how to use alchemy, not sure what you wanna do with that.

(Also, I meant to include this in my last post, but got messed up since I had to split the update)

>>4464690
>teleport the heavenly redneck to our personal ripper doc in colombia to heal him and replace his arms with kickass cybernetic prosthesis, loaded with all sorts of weaponry.

>>4464690
Make Glockthur into a meme by video taping his attacks and mixing anime OPs and the goosh goosh sound over them

>>4464730
let me just cheat a little and add on to this:
>also teleport the alien hell engine with him, tell the doctor to replace his heart with it.

>>4464741
https://youtu.be/TqeXMWEzROM
just in case you didn't know what I was talking about

>>4464690
>activate star platinum and punch the shit out of them

>>4464690
I dive into the Glowing Cumzone and get m!preg with an unholy child.

>>4464690
>Begin to pray to merciful Allah and his Prophet Muhammad, Peace be upon him, to empower them when they shall arrive in 5 turns to do battle with the 4 horsemen, postponing the apocolypse for just a bit longer.

>>4464730
Alright, I'll allow it but only because I'm getting sick of having to mention it every time. The Redneck is transported to colmbia, but it'll be a while before he returns due to the complications that arise when you but something from hell into a semi-angel.

>>4464741
First off, I hate you for making me watch that. Second, his power cap is increased, and you give him yet another charge of his power! His might and glory are erect as all hell.

>>4464787
You active STAR PLATNIUM ORAORAORAORAORAORAAAAA!!!!! Since SP is relatively short ranged, he targets the closest horseman, and pounds the absolute shit out of death.

>>4464834
I swear to god, this entire thread is just gonna descend into degeneracy. This is the only time I shall allow this horrible fetish. You get pregged, but for some reason its was in your throat, so you just kinda throw up a wriggling mass of teeth and it crawls into a hole. Unfortunately for death, this counted as birth. This strips away at his very essence, and he dies.

>>4464936
Unfortunately, he refuses your prayer as gods are not allowed to intrude on others territory, nor command their champions onto their ground. The redneck gets around this because he came out of his own free will. He does give the legion of didlo axe some suicide vests though.

Remember, you need to kill all the GM's minions to be able to attack him.

Glockthur is on a complete and utter trip, and he shoves war off his horse and seduces the horse, then fucks the shit out of him.
The Cum legion rushes forth, and tries to attack him, but are thrown off of war, with some of their vests going off in the process.
The Piss squid pisses on diesease, but he is completely immune to the myraid of STD's the squid has and his attack atually goes up!
Edzilla throws up his special vomit, slowing down war, then he latches onto famine and shakes him around like a dog toy!

War grabs his Sword and throws it like a boomerang, killing the rest of the Cum legion.
Famine escapes form Edzilla's grasp, crawls a couple of feet, passes out from his wounds
>"bah, he was always a weakling, only able to prey on those that were unable to fight"
Disease runs forth, and attempts to spread his contagion to Glockthur. However, he only does minor surface damge from the energy he channels as Glockthur already has every single STD, and is empowered by them.

>"You truly are low class flith, you need to burned like the filth you are"
The godmodder is readying a fire ball of epic proportions!

A.... Mass of Glowing brain flesh in the form of a Anime girl emerges!!!
"Kyaaaaaa!!!! I can't wait to spread my filth along with Glockthur- Senpai!"

5 more turns until the world is destroyed (killing death added a extra turn)


GM:90/100
War: Minor damage, BOOSTED
Famine: Critical Damage, fainted
Disease: Damaged, attack up

Cum legion: DEAD
Piss squid: Healthy
Glockthur: Damaged
Reneck: being upgraded
Edzilla: Momentum, Healthy, CANNOT FURTHER EVOLVE
Brain-chan: Healthy, jail-bait

>>4465605
Sacrifice a cabal of my most trusted rape acolytes to form their souls into a divine and deviant hentai through dark rites, to revitalize and heal my Lord Glockthur. Unfortunately my acolytes will forever play out the hentai's scenes for all eternity! THUS IS THEIR ETERNAL REWARD

>>4465605
>Activate Star Platinum: the world and ground pound the nearest horsemen

>>4465605
Ahahahaha, I love DTG moments of dumbassery.
I spend this turn charging my Real Schmove; Cha-Chancla.

>>4465605
Picking up Famine, I'mma spin around like a helicopter before yeeting the rider just before the godmodder lets loose, hoping to prematurely trigger the fireball and catch the godmodder in the blowback

>>4465628
>trigger the fireball mid-air
Fixed it

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>>4465605
>activate NOTORIOUS B.I.G. and send him out to wreck shit

>>4465605
I just fucking punch the GM in the dick

Pull a yugi and draw the forbidden one Exodia
from your deck of cards

>>4465614
Man, people really do love Glockthur don't they? The hentai is made, and it is extremely popular, creating even more followers for the god of RAPE. this heals him and boosts his power.

>>4465619
You stop time, but suddenly realize that the godmodder can move in the stopped time as well!
>"surprised? I guess we have the same type of stand"
ZA WAURDO has been summoned! He cannot be destroyed and makes it even harder for you to hurt the Gm, but hurting it will hurt him too.

>>4465626
You spend one turn charging your Schmove

>>4465628
You grab Famine, and throw it at the fireball, directly impacting it!... only to fine out this isn't a exploding fireball, it s more of a "eternally regenerating ball of napalm" fireball, just making it burn brighter. On the other bright side, the one that just is good things instead of firey doom. Famine is dead as shit.

>>4465866
You activate Notorious big and hurrl it wat war! Unfortunately, he uses the flat part of his huge buster sword to smack it into the atmosphere.

>>4466166
Unfortunately, you cannot attack the Gm while his minions fight for him! Disease intercepts you
>"fool, you think you could attack my master without getting through me? I am the black plague, the maker of Iron lungs, the-"
His sentence is cut short as he receives a devastating nutshot.

>>4466227
ERROR: You cannot commit two actions in one turn! You simply summon a 15 year old with weird hair. "W-whats going on?!" Also, he doesn't have his alternate personality since that technically is a different character.

Fortunately, he gets put to some use as Glockthur facefucks him and ruinins his hair by sinishing on it. He bulks up, and bitch slaps War across the battlefield.
The Piss squid attempts to ram war, but is shot by him as they appraoch.
The Redneck is almost done being upgraded.
Edzilla leaps toward the crippled and crying disease, and eats him, raising his level cap and giving him innate poison and venom!
Brain chan sucks Glockthur off, healing him.

War throws out a disc that turns into a concrete bunker, dashing into it as the godmodder's fireball hits the ground.
It deals damage to everyone caught in the blast, and evaporates the cum zone!


GM:90/100
War: Defensive position, around 65% health, BOOSTED

Glockthur: Healthy, really OP
Poison Edzilla: damaged, never gonna stop evolving at this rate
Redneck: Still not here
Brain chan: Heavily damaged, jail bait

Also I guess my OP pic is finally relevant

>>4466277
Contact the Glockthur's most powerful mortal followers. The ancient sect out of japan who have lasted for a thousand generations.
THE FAT UGLY BASTARD SECT

>>4466277
I spend a SECOND turn charging Real Schmove; Cha-Chancla. Gonna make this one hurt.

>>4466279
Also rip the cumzone, gone but not forgotten
https://youtu.be/j0lN0w5HVT8

charge up power for the ultimate secret weapon:
The Ban Hammer

>>4466277
>activate our latent psychic powers, and turn War inside out.

>>4466277
I spend this turn making a real groovy beat, to empower my fellow players Cha-Chancla Schmove.

>>4466277
Masturbate furiously

>>4466277
Summon an armoured battalion of M4 Shermans

>>4466279
A legion of white unmarked vans arrived as well as the sound of many whips being lashed. You have summoned the Ugly bastard battalion.

>>4466283
Holy shit, this gonna be spicy

>>4466305
You prepare to banish his soul into the furthest depths of the Void with the power of the Divine Admins!

>>4466470
A groovy beat comes on, lets do this.

>>4466503
As you try to praise Glockthur, a bunch of Ugly Bastards join you in this action!

>>4466855
A plane air drops 15 tanks, which the Ugly bastards immediately leap inside and begin to man with surprising skill.

At this point Glockthur is getting ridicously OP. He simply point to war, snaps his fingers, and War begins crumbling to pieces.
The Legion of ugly bastards fires a barrage of shot on the GM, 3 DAMAGE!!!
Edzilla attempts to attack the godmodder, but he simply flies higher so that Ed cannot reach him.
Brain-chan trys to use her mind powers to pull the godmodder closer to earth, but fails.
The Redneck will arrive next turn!


>"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DIE?!"
The godmodder sacrifices a some health (2 DAMAGE!) to fire a devastating barrage of blood missiles wiping out every single unit except for glockthur and edzilla! Even they are heavily damaged!

GM: 85/100

Glockthur: Very hurt
Redneck: Arriving next post.
Ed: Bleeding, Crippled

>>4467078
Using my own degeneracy and calling upon the darkest most disgusting fetishes, I channel the broken souls of Glockthur's fallen followers into a great white "Protein" Shake for Glockthur to drink, to rehydrate and mend his wounds.

DARK RAPE ART: THE SPECIAL SAUCE

>>4467078
Channeling the beat of the playing funky music, which was curated by a caucasian male, I redirect some of the sick beats into rewriting the world-song and healing Edzilla's wounds, boosting his regeneration to stupid levels

>>4467078
Summon a skeleton mariachi band to keep morale high

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>>4467078
I release my Schmove! With a few twirls I swing a barrage of Chanclas from my mallet space at the Godmodder! They leave a whistle with the wind that can be heard from all directions.

>>4467078
I suplex the GM, in an attempt to channel the power of Pro wrestling. If I fail, it means that they're just hyping him up for a fail, if I succeed, I succeed.

Summon One of Glockhur's most powerful Disciples:
Shadman

>>4467078
>pass around cocaine to everyone except GM, supercharging their speed and reflexes for 1 turn.

>>4467463
aw shit shadman and glockthur on cocaine
shit bout to get crazy

>>4467084
THE SPECIAL SAUCE IS CREATED, STEWED IN THE DEEPEST AND DNAKEST CUMSOCK, AND DELIVERED ONTO HIS HOLINESS.

>>4467094
Using the FUNKY BEAT, you infuse the jazz within Edzilla's DNA, making him almost immortal!

>>4467116
The Skeleton Marachi band begin playing an uplifiting beat, slightly boosting everyone's attack

>>4467146
Your schmove is mighty and furios, but the godmodder blocks most of it by growing extra feet and kicking the shoes back at the marchi band, killing them. ONLY 1 DAMAGE!!!

>>4467400
The ground bubbles, the skies crack, and a man wearing black leather and a skeleton mask joins the scene!

>>4467463
FUCK YEAH, COCAINE RUSH!!!!!! All your summons will attack 3x harder, but will be inactive for the next turn.

Glockthur simply launches a concentrated shot of LEWD at the godmodder, not damaging him but ensuring any other attacks will hit.
Edzilla jumps up and savages the godmodder, dealing 2 damage!
Shad creates a tapestry so foul it causes the very mind to burn when you gaze upon it, also boosting glockthurs strength! 1 DAMAGE!
The redneck descends from the sky, and launches a barrage of shotgun shells upon the godmodder, with him barely dodging out of the way.

>"Feel the wrath of a thousand stars!!!"
The matter in the air splits and sears, and a sword forged out of a rip in reality appears within the godmodders hands!
He then decapitates Shadman in a single strike!

GM:79/100

Glockthur: Healthy, cocaine crash
Redneck: Healthy, Full power
Shadman: Dead, Cocaine crash, Or was it

>>4468868
Screaming "EL HOMBRE DE SHAD!" in rage and grief over the death of my fellow devotee to glockthur, I use his corpse as a gateway to open a portal to the ninth hell dimension of forceful fucking and unleash rape hell upon the world.

namely the dimension from this video is drawn open

https://youtu.be/srgHwoQ2x5c

>>4468868
Shit, we gotta get creative guys.
I call upon the arcane arts of ANAGRAMANCY!
I swap the words
>SHADMAN
>DEAD
>COCAINE
>CRASH
Into
>HANDSOME ARACHNID CASCADE

>>4468868
I elect to try and befriend one of the mods, with plans to impliment a hard ruled stat system which limited how many dodges one could take.

well shit time to use my trump card
Hack Qm's computer

>>4468868
>Directly attack GM's life bar.

>>4468868
>hit his ass with the ban hammer.

>>4468878
A torrent of a hundred tentacles reaches across the grounds of battle, but the godmodder uses the ERROR sword to chop all of them in twain. He even throws the corpses back in the portal, causing it to back up and explode!

>>4468922
A whole bunch of Yaoi looking monsterboy spiders descend from the sky, causing the godmodder to dodge and weave throughout their attacks. Also, shadmans essence reverberates throughout them, becoming the shonen shadman spider squad. The godmodder does manage to kill some of them during their descent.

>>4469250
Unfortunately, the mod is asleep because of timezones!

>>4469421
Unfortunately for you, he is the 1337 h0kzor of your nightmares, and masterfully summons a firewall, both in the digital world and the battefeild!

>>4469944
You throw a ninja star at the GM's lifebar, but instead of actually hitting anything useful, you just hit the last zero on his lifebar. If he was a regenerating lizard, this might have been useful, but GM's cannot recover health, so its basically worthless.

>>4469966
You brutalize his donkey and wipe it from existence. He takes 1 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!!!!

Glockthur attempts to rape the firewall, but cannot find a hole!
Edzilla throws himself at the barrier, minorly damaging it but hurting himself greatly!
Shadman spider squad fuck each other and replenish their numbers.
The Redneck plays a inspiring song on his banjo-harp, lowering damage taken next turn!

>"BEHOLD, THE MIRICALE OF LIFE"
The wall rumbles, and animates!

GM: 78/10 (zero fell off)
FLAME GOLEM: Surface damage, molten, no holes

Shad spiders: Plentiful
Glockthur: Ascendant, confused
Robo-angel Redneck: Healthy

Also, a skinny guy with a walmart kopesh appears claiming to be the real shadman. What the hell?

Shadman(?)(Kopesh): Healthy

Also, does anyone know why tf we not getting bumped?

>>4470081
No idea

>>4470079
>Report GM for having more health than his max HP

>>4470081
Threads autosage after five days. You still have a long time until the thread drops off, don't worry.

>>4470079
Once again, I use ANAGRAMANCY to turn the words
>FLAME
>GOLEM
>SURFACE
>DAMAGE
Into
>CAMOUFLAGED FEMALE GAMERS
What purpose does this serve? Who knows. Other options included "Elemental Golf/Flog Mom", "Aflame Cum Forelegs" "Forceful Gamma/Magma Eels", "Omega Realm Scuffle" and more.

>>4470079
Force his overheal to decay, otherwise he's gonna pop like a overly healthy balloon in the positive plane. Even if he's not currently regenerating, by having almost 8 times your total lifeforce some of it is bound to leak. Expecially if you are actually manipulating it to grant life to inanimate beings, rather than holding onto it firmly.

>>4470127
>>4468922
You must ran that quest, anon. I will play for sure.

>>4470248
Sorry, I'm not that guy I just stole his idea. I've never done a quest or written anything in general so I don't think I'd do it well.

>>4470079
Taking an Ice-pick, I'm going to break open a hole in the fireball for the great Glockthur to have his way with.

>>4470395
>Fire golem
Fixed it.

These two should be able to produce wonderful fire-children.......That is, if I get to them before they are revealed to be female gamers.

>>4470089
>>4470163
As you both begin to complain about the ludicrous overheal, the GM quickly bullshits the excuse that its Bio-armor that can use blood to fuel its own power, and the overheal is actually the armors health. The Admin disapproves of such an OP Item, and lightly punishes the GM: 3 DAMAGE!!!!

>>4470127
You attempt to manipulate the being of the golem into something less threatening, but the godmodder plagiarizes your writing! The Golem gains a new move OMEGA REALM SCUFFLE and now his arms are eels made of radiation and magma.

>>4470395
As he charges up his new power, you stealthily dig a small hole into his bum.

Glockthur senses a virgin hole, and plunges his Gun-cock deep into it, causing major structural damage as it is flooded with Gun-cum.
The Shad spiders attempt to seduce the golem, but are stonewalled!
Shadman? Rams his Kopesh into the Golem's knee, its not very effective....
Edzilla actually burrows into the hole after Glockthur is done, and begins to tear away at the insides!
The Redneck raises a Divine tecno-barrer to prepare for the attack.

The Golem bear hugs all your summons, then causes a cartoon smoke fight to break out, with him emerging victorious. A devastating OMEGA REALM SCUFFLE has been unleashed upon everyone (except Edzilla), only slightly mitigated by the divine barrier!

>"You'd think the defenders of the universe would have a little more class, no?"
the godmodder turns his ERROR sword into a dueling pistol, and shoots Robo-Reneck!

GM: 75/10
Flame/Radiation eel fire golem: Damaged

Glockthur: Damaged
Edzilla: Within, healthy
Robo Redneck: Death's Door, Bleeding out
Shadman spiders: Anhilited
Shadman(?): Dead?

>>4470830
>cast recarm on the redneck, reviving him to half health when he dies.

>>4470830
MOTHERFUCKER
>>"You'd think the defenders of the universe would have a little more class, no?"
Oh shut the fuck up, we'll larp however we like.

With the words
>GLOCKTHUR
>BEAR
>SPIDER
I cast
>PROUD GLITCH BREAKERS

welp if you cant beat them join them
Seduce Gm

>>4470830
Order Glockthur divine hookers so he can recover. And Buy the GM a fat male stripped

>>4470830
>>4470933
GM's probably a socially inept incel, so
>Seduce GM's mother.

>>4471006
nah cancel my idea i got a better one
Secude Gm's whole family tree

>>4470830
What makes you think that? Defenders of a universe need not be good people, nor actually care about the universe, Don't you think?

>Hide a slice of pineapple pizza behind my back to throw into his mouth when he opens to reply.

>>4471158
he probably likes it
try toothpaste and oranges pizza

>>4471176
Y-you monster

>>4471158
I retroactively change the pizza to...to...Oh gods forgive me, Toothpaste and Oranges Pizza.

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*Evil Laugh*

>>4471276
What the fuck did you just bring upon this cursed land

>>4471471
I bring only what must be done to win, Gods forgive my tresspasses

>>4470830
Start charging Motivation meter by walking slowly and grazing attacks.

>>4471662
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villian

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>>4470924
You cast recarm, and just in time as the Redneck bleeds out.

>>4470926
You summon the sole developer still working on tf2, a proud, stout, sapient office plant. He desperately tries to remove the ERROR shard, but fails. He gives up, and shaves off a point of overheal on the GM, muttering about overflow. 1 DAMAGE!!!

>>4470933
>>4471006
>>4471038
You Oil yourself up, put on you most flattering clothes, only to find out the GM isn't really interested and he killed his bloodline for ultimate power. Bougus.

>>4470951
Glockthur is reinvigorated upon his taking of the hookers. The gm simply snaps the neck of his stripper and animates it as a zombie to attack glockthur, but he is squished but the divine ass.

>>4471772
You attempt to charge your meter, but the godmodder simply reverses gravity rapidly, causing you to faceplant several times.

>>4471158
>>4471176
>>4471276
>>4471458
>>4471471
>>4471662
Jesus christ, what the hell. You throw a slice of the cursed pizza towards the GM. He catches it in mid-air, shrugs, and cooks it on golems back.
>"Are you really giving up? Do you really think this paltry offering of food will spare you from my wrath? Bah, you are amusing, I shall ki-"
The soul churns, the stomach refuses, reality weeps, and the geneva conventions commit seppuku. 8 DAMAGE!!!!!

Glockthur, growing tired of this squabble, fires a devastating barrage of Dildos.
Edzilla continues defiling the insides of the golem.
The Redneck creates a holy shield as he attempts to self medicate.
A Shadman? Appears again! this time a Swedish girl armed with a bunch of rocks in a sock.

The Golem plucks Edzilla out of his ass, and sends a humongus lava wave towards him in mid-flight.

>"I HATE ALL OF YOU FUCK FUCK FUCK MY TOUNGE IS KILLING ITSELF"
The Godmodder scrapes his tongue, and creates a ball of energy above him, with it shooting a massive barrage of lasers every round!
He opens his jaws impossibly wide, and eats half of Edzilla to get the pizza taste out of his mouth.

Glockthur: Suppressed, 45% health
Edzilla: Suppressed, 30% health, regenerating (slower due to lasers).
Redneck: 65% health, Barrier up(faltering)

GM: 66/10
Golem: 65% health.

TIP: don't expect the damage numbers to always make sense.

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i have come to the conclusion that we must commit more crimes against reality and order
time to make something cursed
I SUMMON CURSED BEING 1
THE JAR

>>4472178
>>4472178
GENEVA CONVENTIONS BE DAMNED
ENTER CHAOS MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON YOUR SOULS

>>4472118
I defend from the lasers by placing mirrors everywhere!

>>4472118
Killed your family, did you? Okay then.
>Go back in time to before GM's birth and seduce his future mother.

>>4472118
>Directly poke the GM's health to move one of the 6's into the place of a none 6.

>>4472118
Through divine machinations and profane aberrations Glockthur, god of rape, becomes Glock-thur, god of gun-rape. The transformation loads him with a new magazine, granting him new energy.

>>4472118
>slip the admins a fifty to reset the golems health to 1%

>>4472178
IT COMES, HUNGRY FOR ITS NEXT VICTIM.
a sacrifice MUST be thrown in the jar before 4 turns pass, or it begins its hunt...

>>4472194
You attempt to place the lasers to refract them, but the GM begins shitposting about "muh realism" and samefagging using his VPN, prompting the Admins to remove the laser deflection property of mirrors, and transferring that ability to Chrome plates. He prepares to samefag in the other direction if you begin to use chromium too!

>>4472410
Unfortunately for you, it was a arranged marriage, so all you did was make his home life a little shittier and he has a (completely normal) half-sibling out there now.

>>4472577
You poke the leftmost 6.
66/61
Well, it looks like he has an infinite amount of sixes filing in from the left.

>>4472589
Glockthur already was part gun, but this grants him increased accuracy, and new attacks.

>>4472957
You slip him a fifty, and he does exactly that. Unfortunately, he thought you meant 50 grand...

The LAZER ORB fires a barrage!

Glockthur responds with a barrage of bullets, deflecting some of the attacks and finishing off the golem.
Edzilla crawls behind glockthur, healing up
The Redneck gets an idea, and begins crawling up glockthur's body...

>"So now you simpering sycophants shall see my strength and suffer!"
His arm turns into a snake and it grabs glockthur, shaking him around like a chew toy!

GM: 66/61
Laser orb: active

Glockthur: 50% health, suppressed
Edzilla: 80% health, regenerator
Redneck: 40% health, suppressed

4 turns until the jar becomes hungry.

>>4473165
I take advantage of his distraction to ANAGRAMANCE
>LASER ORB ACTIVE
Into
>BOA CLEAVER STIR

Sacrifice the swedish girl
its time....

>>4473165
Cheer glockthur on, reminding him he still has much raping to do in the future, and he can't give up now

I only have one word to contribute.

JARATE!

>>4473165
>Using knowledge gained in the past, pose as the ghosts of GM's dead family haunting him on the internet as an act of psychological warfare.

>>4473204
You warp the laser orb, attempting to turn it into a sword made of snakes. You succeed, but before you can claim your weapon, the GM teleports it to his hand!
(laser orb destroyed, Gm now has snake slasher)

>>4473280
(I forgot she was even there to be honest) She struggles and protests, but she is pushed into the jar. It is sated, and YOU CANNOT GRASP THE TRUE FORM OF JAR'S ATTACK. 2 Damage!

>>4473282
You begin detailing all the holes he has yet to violate, with him gaining more strength from the thought of dat ass.

>>4473751
Splash!
>"AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH, IT SMELLS LIKE ROTTING KIDNEYS!!!!111"
+1 damage to all dealt to the GM for 2 turns.

>>4473759
You do it so well, His family actually comes back tries to convince to him to stope, and that they still love him, but he cruelly dismisses them and banishes them back to the afterlife. Brutal.

Glockthur raises his arms, and 16 tons of doujins rocket towards the GM. It doesn't sound effective, but throwing books at people hurts, and when they all are at terminal velocity and are in the thousands... The Gm flashes his blades and tears apart the books aimed at him.
Edzilla attempts to attack, but the GM cuts off his limbs and uses his sword to spit poison on his face.
The Redneck cannot abide by the use of the jar due to his HOLY trait, and destroys it in a ritual, but the blowback hurts him as well as the GM. 1+1 DAMAGE!!!

>"Thank you for the new sword, but I feel like I know a guy who likes them more than I do"
Episode 3 general grievous arrives! He currently has 2 lightsabers, an ERROR sword, and the snake slasher, he can make multiple attacks a turn!

EP 3 grievous rushes at the redneck, swiping all his swords at once, cutting off his head. From his corpse, he loots THE SPINAL HOLY SPEAR!

GM: 62/61, +1 damage taken for 2 turns.
EP 3 Grevious: 100% health, Lightsaber, ERROR blade, Holy spinal spear, Snake slasher.

Glockthur: 80% health
Edzilla: 65% health, regenerating
Redneck: DEAD

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NOOOOO MY CREATION
next stage..
CURSED BEING 2
THE CURSED IMAGE

>>4474509
anyone who views this image feels powerful pain in the nether regions

>>4474490
Ah, fucks sake. I'll Charge a Summon for a bit, you guys focus on the offensive.

>>4474526
Bring back the jar for me
its the strongest thing aside from glockthur in our arsenal

>>4474532
that and the forbidden pizza
but god knows what could happen if we brought it back
its too powerful to exist

>>4474490
>By the power of ANAGRAMANCY, transform EPISODE 3 GENERAL GRIEVOUS into SERIOUS VEGAN GIRL EDO EP3, a very niche SOL anime.

>>4474490
>I summon Clonewars 2003 Grevious, where Grevious was a genuine trophy hunting threat rather than a coward with 4 swords.

Go my creation, Go forth and out-duel him.

>>4474509
Congratulations! You have managed to get the Gm to throw up once again. Glockthur does not approve of this imagery. However, no physical damage is dealt due to the godmodder lining his insides with snot.

>>4474526
You charge a summon

>>4474570
You attempt to warp reality to create a anime waifu, but grevious raises his ERROR sword and deflects the blast into the sky, causing international incident on Ethos-5 where a goverment agent accidentally shapeshifted during an important undercover mission.

>>4474632
Wait what there was a 2003 grevious, let me finish up this post and I'll try to find a clip. He drops down from the sky, ready to strike down this pretender to his collection.

Glockthur wastes his turn destroying the dick cut image.
Edzilla attacks grievous, dealing minor damage before being speared through and stuck on the flaming spine.
2003 grievous engages his counterpart, clashing in an epic duel, dealing damage to them both. However, EP 3 seems to be winning due to the special swords he posseses.

The Enemy grievous rips Edzilla off his spear and continues to duel with our grievous.

>"Yes my Minion! Strike them all down!"
The Godmodder throws a reapers scythe towards grevious, who equips it.

GM: 62/61
ep3 grevious: 85%, dueling (reaper scythe, snake slasher, ERROR sword, holy spine spear)

Glockthur: 80%
Edzilla: 30% health, crippled, bleeding, severed, regeneration hindered
2003 General: 75%, dueling. (lightsaber 4x)

>>4474713
>I toss 2003 grevious the quicksilverblade of parrying

EXALTED, GO!

TIME FOR A BIG BRAIN IDEA
summon a perfect clone that can do everything we can do including use our powers
this way we have 2 turns now

>>4474756
might not be the jar but could indeed have value if it works

>>4474756
two turns each*

>>4474713
I keep charging my summon. I hope he won't get too pissy after I mention him...

>>4474713
>Summon Robot Franklin Roosevelt

>>4474713
I give our Grevious the sword Crissaegrim, allowing him to make multiple attacks with each swing.

>>4474713
>Write and present a 16-page dissertation on why the GM's waifu is shit.

>>4474713
RIP the redneck, we hardly knew ye
>teleport ep3 grievous into the earths core, melting him with liquid hot magma

>>4474750
A twsting flash of metal and elegance appears within 2003's hand!

>>4474756
You attempt to create PERFECT CLONE. You fail miserably, as trying to post twice a turn through perfect clones is not only impossible without a ludicrous amount of charges, the one known as the true gm or qm would abandon this world due to "headaches". However, the explosion of the fetus jar does cause glass to shatter everywhere, temporarily blinding Ep3.

>>4474820
Another summon is charged, if you summon next turn, it is 3 turns worth of power.

>>4474886
A robotic franklin roosevelt appears on the battlefield!
>"THERE IS NOW SOMETHING. TO FEAR. MORE THAN FEAR ITSELF. ME."

>>4474982
The sword of wind's elemental might appears! Even though it doesn't really matter since who the fuck is weak to wind.

>>4475404
The Gm takes your considerations into account, and chooses a new waifu.

>>4475830
You attempt to teleport grevious ep3, but he resists the attempt. Some of his mass is sundered.

Glockthur begins assaulting the godmodder with blasts of concentrated LEWD, but they are reflected back by a backhand.
Edzilla crawls into a hole and begins deep hibernation to heal from his wounds.
2003 uses his skill to rapidly switch blades between his hands and feet, disorienting the ep3, and dealing major damage.

ep3 strikes at 2003, focusing all his strikes at a single point. Most of them miss or are parried, but the scythe manages to land its mark and drain some life from the general.

The Gm sees that this is a star war now, and shoots thousands of bolts of lighting at glockthur.

Gm: 62/61
ep 3: 70%, dueling (reaper scythe, snake slasher, ERROR sword, holy spine spear)

Glockthur: 70% health
Edzilla: Resting
2003: 72%, dueling (2x lightsaber, quicksilver blade, Crissaegrim)

welp it was fun idea to try
>summon a full box of toothpaste and oranges pizza
we will use this as a last resort if needed

>>4476317
I charge the summon for the third time. I'm having second thoughts about it.

>>4476317
>Switch to the GM's side because he's the strongest and only the strong have a right to prevail.

>>4476317
>Laugh maniacally, For if this is now a starwars fight, BITCH I GOT THE REAL DEAL!
>Placing a force crystal on top of a staff, I place the staff upright into the earth and begin to channel healing Sorcery through it, transfering Health from EP 3 grevious to 2003

>>4476317
Neck-snap Ep.3 Grievous

>>4476337
A box of the cursed things are summoned, the godmodder visibly cowers.

>>4476812
3 charges, 4 power if used on next turn.

>>4476933
Oh for fucks sake, not this. Alright, you swap sides. For once, the godmodder realizes his made minions are rather incompetent, and decides not to betray you. You are now SNAKE: 10/10 hp. Get taken out and you are ignored for 5 postings, you're immune for the first turn you are here.

>>4477077
O shit, your crystal drains a bunch of health from ep3, because he's a cyborg, he has a lower... spiritual surface area?, meaning this hurts him a lot more than usual.

>>4477606
You sneak up behind him, and twist his head extra hard. He doesn't really have a spine, but some components were heavily damaged.

Glockthur leaps at the Godmodder, clawing and biting at him, stopping him from taking an action this turn!
2003 calmly and cleanly slices of ep3's head, crushing it and collecting the spoils.
Edzilla continues to hibernate

GM: 62/61
SNAKE: 10/10

Glockthur: 75% health
Edzilla: Resting
2003: 88.75%, gathering weapons.

(sorry for the late update.)

Its time again....
>SUMMON THE JAR AGAIN
let chaos reign once again

>>4478184
>For once, the godmodder realizes his made minions are rather incompetent, and decides not to betray you
How ironic.
>Traitorously backstab the GM right in the back. With a stab.

>>4478184
Alright, I guess now is as good a time as any.
I summon WuxianQM!
He feels emasculated at the mere sight of the Godmodder and will unleash his autistic rage through impersonation and mass reporting!

>>4478184
I DRAW FROM MY DECK AND END MY TURN!
(Count it as charging)
>>4478344
How did he not see that coming?

>>4478206
THE JAR RETURNS. IT is angry at your previous failure to protect it, and is wrathful and hungry, now only tolerating 2 turns for sacrifices.

>>4478344
>t. 9001 IQ plays
As he channels his powers once more, you de-cloak, grab your icicle, and CRITICAL HIT! 2 DAMAGE!!! The godmodder cries in pain, and chucks you across the room.

>>4478692
Before he can get his autismo snowball rolling, the GM quickly uses Nord VPN and his skillshared RAID SHADOW LEGENDS to get multiple people to report him, earning his entire region a IP ban. (who tf is wuxian, semi-newfag, is he like the Tok of qst?). However, this is not before he suffers a massive headache from his whining, taking 6 damage!!!

>>4479819
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3K8VlxVLKo 1 charge!


>"fucking hell, time for some aspirin"
A comically large bottle of pills appears, and the gm takes two and hurls the pills and bottle at you guys

Glockthur simply metabolizes the pills since he's roofied himself by accident many times, and is immune to 99.99% of over-the-counter medication, damage up.
Edzilla is still hibernating, but will emerge next turn!
2003 uses his Crissy sword to expertly cut all the incoming pills, than does that thing from kung fu panda and parkours his way to the GM, hitting him with the reapers blade! 1 damage!


GM: 53/61

Glockthur: 80% health, damage small up
Edzilla: Emerging next turn!
2003: 93% health, (healed by soul harvest) Inventory: 2x lightsabers, reaperscythe, ERROR sword, snake slasher, Holy Spinal Spear, Quicksilver blade, Crissaegrim. Equipped: Crissaegrim, Quicksilver Blade, Reaper scythe, Spinal Spear.

Jar: 2 turns

>"Prepare for the ultimate showdown!"
The Gm appears to be planning something....

>>4480291
>Reveal the next step of my cunning plan: that icicle was made out of ALL-DEVOURING NANOMACHINES!

>>4480291
He was a huge asshole who might have gotten a few QMs banned. I never read any of his quests but I do remember seeing in the catalog a bunch of Goblin themed quests he made and all the drama in QTG.
Alright, enough stalling for ideas.
I ANAGRAMANCE
>COMICALLY ERROR SNAKE
TO
>ANOMALY RELICS ROCKER

sacrifices must be made and he is the weakest
>sacrifice edzilla but have the jar on stand by and remind it not to attack
i come with plans...

>>4480291
Hes summoning this
https://youtu.be/4WgT9gy4zQA

>>4480508
That's our oldest lived summon you are killing....

>>4480516
we must
he needs to be put down son
you have to let him go

>>4480561
We can just sacrifice WuxianQM, he outlived his usefulness.

>>4481279
Oh shit your right
I’m changing my sacrifice to wuxianqm

>>4480291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blltoPleNYE
I DRAW ANOTHER CARD
(Charge again)

>>4481987
My ID is changing back and forth but I'm still >>4479819

Wuxian was banned in the same post he was summoned

>>4482004
Fug, I forgot my action: I push Ed out of the way and stuff a inbred pug inside, it’s a mercy to put those things down

>>4482004
>implying you can't sacrifice banned people
The ban might prevent him from acting, but not from being acted upon.

>>4482015
is it possible to sacrifice objects
cause i think mixing the forbidden fluids of the jar with the full box of toothpaste and oranges pizza can create the most cursed thing to exist

>>4482082
Dude, there's lines that should never be crossed.

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>>4482095
ive already crossed the line when i suggested toothpaste and oranges pizza
The lengths i will go to win is limitless

Its Times To Unleash Pure Chaos

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>>4480313
O shit, we got a blue-bird head priest over here. The Nanobots crawl into his skin, he quickly self-immolates using soul energies, but not before they deal 1 damage!!!

>>4480367
You attempt to anagramance the swords, but the general steals them away! Seems he doesn't like people touching his shit.

>>4480508
>>4480516
>>4480561
>>4481279
>>4481297
>>4482007
>>4482082
All of you attempt to stuff the jar with as many things as possible, causing the jar to violently reject all your sacrifices at mach 5, causing the pug and the uninhabited body of the other qm to ram into the gm's body! 2 Damage! The jar decides that being hungry is better than being stuffed to death, and changes its cooldown back to 3.

GM HP: 50/61

>HP MILESTONE REACHED, CUTSCENE ACTIVATED.
The Gm twists his arms, and a humongus suit of armor forms around him!
Gm is now the MECHA GM. You have 2 turns to create a mech, or some other humongous beast, to match him in epic combat.

SECTIONS:
Head:
Arms:
Chest:
Legs:

Available Materials
Edzilla
2003 grevious
Glockthur

>>4482147
>Turn Edzilla Into Mecha Edzilla

>>4482151
fully robotize him
all of the sections

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>>4482153

>>4482147
I reveal my two cards!
It's POT OF GREED! (x2)
Which let's me draw a total of 4 cards!
I manage to get 3 Blue Eyes White Dragon and a Polymerization! Because I believe in the power of Topdeck- I mean the Heart of the Cards!
I fuse the 3 dragons and Edzilla to fuel his roboticization!
He's now ROBO DRAGON EDZILLA!

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>>4482219
hes gonna look like this

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>>4482147
With the power of Glockthur, I create the Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon to arm Mecha Edzilla

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>>4482151
>>4482219
>>4482905
Edzilla and Glockthur fuse!

Main body: E5-Zi11a.
High Dex, Average Durability, Slightly below average strength, regenerates
Arm: GlockCockGlockthur
Incredible penetration rating, reload time inconsistent, Psychic damage, vulnerable to blockage.

1 more turn to create your giant robot!
Currently kinda looks like pic, but with a dildo cannon, grey, and without wings.

Available materials:
2003 grievous

>>4483794
fuse with 2003 grevious

>>4483794
take the WEIRD ALIEN HELL ENGINE from the rednecks corpse and the rednecks soul and add it to the mecha, giving it the modifiers HOLY and UNHOLY, which equals ELDRITCH

>>4483794
Fuse the 2003 Grievous' weapons into a giant Holy Quikksilver Light Reaper Saber-Spear for our mecha.

NEW THREAD:
>>4486206
>>4486206
>>4486206