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>>4599869
>Sit back and watched things unfold

>>4599869
>Find any troublemakers and beat them up real nice

>>4599869
>>Find any troublemakers and beat them up real nice

>>4599869
>>Sit back and watched things unfold

>>4599869
>Find any troublemakers and beat them up real nice

It's time to bully people!
>writing

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-beat some people up!

As the negotiations happened anyone that got any funny ideas quickly found themselves in a dark corner surrounded by very angry pirates, regardless if they were wind riders or outsiders. And while this did not initially yield any results, after the sixth or seventh guy who talked about starting trouble was found eating through a straw people started to get the idea and things proceeded smoothly. The agreement has been made and it looked like things were improving. While first only a few of the crabs were traded the need for them quickly grew so the occasional and much hated trade caravans became quite popular and started dealing in more than just the crustaceans. In exchange the wind riders got more from the trades, such as advanced pieces of technology to help their mobile settlements.

Even the Scourge, which were quickly dubbed Cannonbugs by city dwellers became popular. It became obvious that they have far more uses beyond sticking them in a hamster wheel and watch them generate near unlimited amounts of energy. They became coveted for their tasty meat and their hard shells. But strangest of all is that some children took a liking to them as they were quite useful in various ball games AND made excellent pets. Indeed by the time your pose set you could see people leading cannonbugs on leashes or carry them on their shoulders.So while things are still not entirely positive as there is still quite a bit of hostility between the more volatile elements, at least the general populace is starting to warm up to the idea of cooperation with the other side. And that brings you to the matter at hand, leaving. With the log pose set for its new destination you are all ready to depart in search of new adventure. But not before saying goodbye. Making your way up to the Sunflower House alone you are greeted by Mother Ann who's currently putting out the laundry to dry.

"Ah Silver! Good morning!"

"Hello."

"You guys are leaving today, are you not? My how the time passes."

"Yeap. Is Will around? Or is he playing with his friends?"

"No. He's sulking in his room all alone. He's a little confused about, well, everything. But I'll be sure to sit down with him and have a talk. He'll come around."

"Ah. He still doesn't like the Towel guys. And the other kids?"

"Oh, them? Funny you should mention that. Some of the wind riders came. The ones who lost their children in all this stupid warring. They asked me if it would be possible for them to adopt some of the children. I said sure, but only if both halves agree. They are currently getting to know the kids. Naturally William refused. Anyway, if you want to you can talk with him in his room. I'm sure he'd want to say goodbye."

"Okay!"
You don't waste much time and go inside. After knocking on the door to the childrens room you hear a "GO AWAY" from inside. So you kick down the door.
"Yo!"

"S-Silver? What do you want?"

>I came to say bye!
>Hey kid wanna be a pirate?
>Other?

>>4599925
>Hey kid wanna be a pirate?

>>4599925
>I came to say bye!

>>4599925
>>Hey kid wanna be a pirate?

>>4599925
>>Hey kid wanna be a pirate?

>>4599925
>I came to say bye!
I... I feel conflicted. I kinda want him with us, but he feels too much like a liability.

But I would like Ann to come with us.

I kind of assume that's not possible without Will? If not, then I'll change my vote to
>Hey kid wanna be a pirate?

>>4599952
Yeah. You can take Will without Ann but not the reverse
>writing

You rush up to Will and get so up in his face your eyeballs are practically touching each other. As the boy tries to crawl away he hits a wall and finds himself stuck with you. With a massive grin you finally ask him the question you wanted to ask for a while now.
"Hey Will! We're leaving now! Wanna come with?"

"E-Eh? What?"

"Come on! It'll be fun! We can be pirates! PIRATES!"

"N-No but I'm just a kid! I'm not strong enough! And I sometimes wet the bed!"

"Naaaaah! Forget about it! You'll learn! Come on! ADVENTURE! The Sea!"

"NO! I don't wanna!"

"Ah nonsense! Come on!"

You grab him by the arm and start dragging him out the door. The only reason you stop is because you realize he hasn't packed anything so you grab some random pieces of clothing and toss them on him while also grabbing a sauce pan and put it on his head. As you leave through the front door he howls like a banshee and starts crying. Ann notices this and rushes up to you to see what's wrong.
"W-Will? What happened? Are you hurt? Do you need something?"

"Nah! He's just a little nervous! He'll get better once at sea!"

"AT SEA?!"

"Yeah. He's my buddy! And I'll make him a pirate!"

"Just wait Silver! You can't do that! He's just a kid!"

"So? I wanted to be a pirate when I was a kid. I would've loved to sail when I was his age! Come on! Look how happy he is!"

"SAVE MEEEEEEHEEEEHEEEE!"

Ann nervously looks around and crosses her arms in a last ditch effort.
"I won't allow that! I may be a sham but I'm still the matron of this orphanage! As such William is under my protection! I can't let you drag him off against his will!"

You let go of the boy and sit down on the ground, scratching your head.
"Well that's a pickle. I guess you're right."
But it feels like a lightbulb turned on in your head and you smash your fist into your palm in realization.
"I know! I'll just adopt him! That's how that works right?"

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"W-What?"
Wills crying stops.

"Hmmm? Am I wrong? Don't really know how it works, just guessing. You go into an orphanage and adopt a kid if you want one right?"

"You want me? You really want me? You want to be my family?"

"What are you stupid?"
You snap at him.
"That was the plan from the start! That's what crewmembers are! Family!"

Snot begins to drip from Wills nose as he's sniffling and trying to suppress his tears. But unfortunately for him he's a big wimp and starts crying and pulls the pan over his eyes. His crying gets a bit annoying so you turn away from him and start trying to come up with a solution to the problem. But it appears that this is entirely pointless as Ann breaks just as easily. She begins quickly wiping her eyes with her hands as she realizes she has no right to stop this from happening.
"F-Fine! But listen to me Silver! You will keep him safe you hear? Being a parent is a big responsibility! And if you fail him even once I'll cross the Grand Line myself to remind you! GOT IT?!"

>What are you talking about? You're coming too!
>Parent? Pffft! Fat chance! I'll be his captain! That's a lot more respo-res-repository!
>Other?

>>4599995
>What are you talking about? You're coming too!
>You will be the mother!

>>4599995
>>What are you talking about? You're coming too because I don't actually know how to raise a kid!

>>4599995
>What are you talking about? You're coming too!

>>4599995
>>What are you talking about? You're coming too!

>>4599995
>What are you talking about? You're coming too!

>>4599995
Hey Spooky, random question, if the Cannonbugs are like how they are due to ingesting sea stone to the point ingesting it would cause a sea kidney stone eventually, then could someone covered in their blood hit a Logia due to the sea stone in it?

Oh look. The ship finally has a mommy/tard warngler
>writing

>>4600024
Like I said, it's not enough to disable devil fruit users on their own. And the sea stone is located in their shells only.
But if enough of a DF users skin gets in contact with the shells of several cannonbug then yeah.

>>4599995
>What are you talking about? You're coming too!

>>4600028
She's coming!
Oh do I like when she's coming

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>>4600037
>"Oh you're going to make me come?!"
>meanwhile in Jaws' pants upon hearing that phrase

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"What are you talking about? You're coming with obviously!"

"WHAT?"
"WHAT?"

You grab Ann by the waist and throw her on your shoulder while tucking Will under your other arm and start walking towards the docks as the two of them try their best to resist you by beating on your back and chest respectively.
"You really ARE crazy Silver! Put me down THIS INSTANCE!"

"No! I want you on my crew! Who do you think I am? I don't know how to raise KIDS! Not in this economy! So you'll help me!"
As you stroll through town the various citizens just watch and wave at you as you carry two people who clearly don't want to come with you. Some of them even laugh and encourage you to keep going and take them away. What a nice bunch of people! "Hey Silver! Heading out?"

"Yeap!"

"And you took Mother Ann? Niiiiice!"

"Yeap! I'm kidnapping them! BYE!"

As you get closer to the Dauntless Ann keeps protesting and screaming so that someone, anyone will come and help her.
"SAVE ME! SOMEONE! I DO NOT CONSENT TO THIS!"

You toss her in the air a little to make her shut up.
"Come on quit being a big baby! It'll be fun! You won't be alone anymore."

"Huh?"

"The other kids will be adopted and now Will is gone. You'll be alone again. So this way you can be with us! You wanted to be like a pirate as well right? That's why you don't turn into a spider and just slip out! So shut up and let me kidnap you already! AND LET'S BE CRIMINALS TOGTHER!"

The others see you arriving and help you carry your kidnapees onboard. As you plop down the two crying figures Toxin, Angel and Jaws prepare to set sails while Stitches and Hook go up to Ann and Will. Lyda begins patting Will on the head.
"T-There there. It's okay! I know how you feel. Come. I'll show you around the ship."

Meanwhile Marcella glares at Ann until she finally stops crying and with a sigh helps her stand up.
"A'ight. Guess you're one of us now. Knew I was talking to a brick wall when I tried to convince him otherwise."

Ann composes herself and looks at the pirate she hates so much.
"Will that be a problem?"

"What? You think I'm here because I wanted to be here?!"

Jaws grins as he starts untying the sails.
"That's right. Most of us are here because Silver took a liking to us. But now we're all part of the same crew. Hell, remember how I was fighting against Marcella back on your island? It's all water under the bridge on the ship!"

"Y-You people-"

"KEKEKE! That's right! NOW! Set sails everyone! You'll get to know each other soon enough!"

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It will take some time for these two to adjust to their new lives. Will in particular has a very weak stomach and gets very close to getting sick but Lyda, learning from her own experience supplied some nausea medicine to both of them. The others naturally take their fair share out of educating Will and Ann about how things work, read: they do all the explaining while you just laze around. But it will be a long time before they get used to the sea. Ann however is already trying to make herself useful as she comes up to you and after much apologizing she does give you a present, something which you've been wanting for a while now. A hammock!

"WHOOOOA! This for me?"

"Yes. I erm, I thought it'd be appropriate to thank you somehow. I actually dreamt about going out to sea and seeing the world. But I never would've gathered the courage to ask someone to take me away. So... Thank you!"

You pull on the hammock and make it do a loud TWANG.
"Did you make this with your butt?"

BONK
"FOUL MOUTHED BRAT!"

"Heh. I'm actually starting to like the chaste whore now!"
Marcella laughs as Ann continues to beat you over the head.

But as you're being brutalized Will, who went up to the crows nest to experience what the world is like from up there spots something.
"Erm. Everyone! There's smoke over there!"

"Hmmmm?"
You run away from the nun and up the nose of the ship. Sure enough there is black smoke rising from the waves far away.
"Cool! FULL SAIL AHEAD PEOPLE! I want to check that out!"

Your crew gets on that and you sail closer to the source of the black clouds. But immediately they start regretting that as this may have been a mistake. Pieces of driftwood appear on the water with various other refuse. And you start seeing more and more as you keep going. Something big and nasty must've happened here and it must've been very recent. You order the ship to stop as you transform into a bat to scout ahead. You see something which might give you a clue as to what transpired but you just don't see it. Two pieces of wood floating close together. "INE" and "MAR" are written on them. As you settle down on one of them in your small bat form and scratch your head as to what that could mean your acute ears pick up the distinct sounds of someone moaning and coughing up water. You fly over to check out what it is and see a guy in a white uniform holding onto a large piece of driftwood.

"GASP! A drowning chef!"

"I'm... a marine... please... help!"

"Hmmmm."

Marine he says? Well that's no good. But he is in a tight spot and will die if you leave him. Then again he IS your enemy and he would either leave you to die or rescue you just so he could kill you.

>Time to return the favor (leave him)
>Drowning is pretty crappy. Rescue him
>Other?

>>4600114
>Drowning is pretty crappy. Rescue him

>>4600114
>Drowning is pretty crappy. Rescue him

>>4600114
>>Drowning is pretty crappy. Rescue him

Deck hand get?

>>4600114
>Drowning is pretty crappy. Rescue him

>>4600114
>Drowning is pretty crappy. Rescue him

>>4600126
I was thinking of hanging him of his ankles and use him as target for throwing konchus but if that's what you want...

>>4600114
>Drowning is pretty crappy. Rescue him

>>4600131
Marines aren't bad people by default, no need to be an asshole automatically just because he's on the other side.

>>4600137
That's nice, it'd be nice if they thought the same way. Anyways, I don't think we are beyond being an asshole if we just feel like it.

>>4600142
You could, but it's not like you get anything out of it.
At least if you choose not to be an asshole, you can have a smug sense of superiority.

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>>4600147
As if you can't be smug even though you are an asshole.

>>4600147
I'm pretty sure "Be an asshole" and "have a smug sense of superiority" have never been mutually exclusive thing but okey.

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Rolled 3 (1d3)

Ah. How nice! You guys are some real saints!
Heh
>writing


1=Black
2=Pink
3=White

>>4600154
Huh. That's... good. But it's the one thing I didn't really plan for knowing my luck

>>4600154
Clearly the guy is a girl and this is for panty color

>>4600154
The dice gods always pick the option you least prepare for.

>>4600158
Nah this is for the color of their beard.

"Hmmmmm. Drowning is not good. I drank enough sea water to know that. Okay. I'll help you."

"T-Thank... you... you're a saint. Please. Get help. Quick!"

"Getting."
You fly up a bit higher and transform into a hybrid so you can lift the marine out of the water with your claws. After grabbing him by the shoulder and taking to the air with him you start questioning him about some necessary stuff.
"So how did you guys end up here? You think any of your friends survived?"

"No... It's a miracle I lived... We were attacked. Please. Hurry."

You get back to the Dauntless and the others flock to you once they see you carrying a body. But before they could ask anything you give them some orders. Gu goes and prepares some food for him while Lyda is examining him for any injuries, which he has several of. Broken bones, a punctured lung, sea water in the stomach. The guy is practically half dead already. But with her expertise in operations she manages to fix most of his internal issues and resolves the rest with her devil fruit. This stabilizes him enough that he can eat some hot soup but shortly afterwards he looses consciousness from the exhaustion. Jaws carries him inside and puts him to rest at the infirmary as per your instructions before the crew gathers up to discuss things.

"Well that's just swell! We got a marine on our ship! Oh well. Not like we didn't have one before. Let's just dump him on an island like the rest once he recovers."

"While I agree with Marcella-"
Jaws interjects.
"I think we should worry more about what did all this. Judging by all that garbage floating on the water that must've been one big ship. Or simply a lot of small ships. Whatever did that must've been pretty dangerous."

"Murray is right. We should leave these waters as soon as possible. Do you see it? No blood, no corpses. So much destruction..."

Angel and Jaws seem to be in agreement alongside Stitches who's just a scaredycat who wants to run away. But Ann doesn't seem to share their opinion.
"We should search the water for more survivors. But first let me put William away before he sees something he shouldn't!"

"Leave me I wanna see!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYOf5DPBX8I

But as you wonder about how to proceed from here you fail to notice Toxin tugging at your shoulder.
"Erm guys?"
He keeps prodding you to try and get ANYONES attention.
"Guys? GUYS!"

You turn around and see that the freakin' SUN is gone! A big shadow looms over you as a ship bigger than any you've ever seen before rides up to you. How the HELL did something that big manage to sneak up on you and remain completely SILENT?! Well however it did and whatever it is, it's something that manages to make even you drop your jaw as the sheer SIZE of that thing is too hard to comprehend. How is it even staying afloat?!

Several shadows even more imposing than that of the ship itself appear looking down on you. One of them speaks up.
"Hey-yoi!"

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"AAAAH! IT'S A TALKING PINEAPPLE! AND IT'S RIDING A GIANT WHALE!"

Jaws quickly reaches over to you and clamps your mouth shut with his hand. He gulps nervously as he looks up.
"No Silver! Look! This is-"

"The legendary-"

"The strongest-"

"The unbeatable-"

Jaws, Hook, Toxin and Angel all shout while Lyda and Ann faint from the shock and Will is just staring at these living titans in front of him. And you're stuck there as not even biting manages to get Murray to let you go. So you slip out with a quick little transformation and reversion. But even now that you're freed you can't help but gasp at what's before you. There aren't many things you know off the top of your head but even you know to recognize that symbol. And that there is NOBODY stupid enough to carry it without belonging to that one group.

"WHITEBEARD PIRATES!"
"WHITEBEARD PIRATES!"
"WHITEBEARD PIRATES!"
"WHITEBEARD PIRATES!"

The various figures looking down at you either smile at this or don't even recognize your astonishment. And the one guy that spoke up before keeps shouting down at you.
"Oy-yoi! You guys are pirates? Who's the captain?"

You step up and transform into a bat hybrid. Flying up you float in front of them so you can look them in the eye.
"Me."

"Ah good. I'm Marco, the first division commander of the White Beard Pirates. And you-yoi?"

"Silver, Silver of the Silver pirates."

"Commander, shall we deal with him?"

"No need guys. Just trying to ask a few questions from him. Hey Silver. As you can see we're in a bit of a hurry here. We're looking for a Marine. You don't happen to have seen any-yoi?"

You look around.
"You guys did this?"

"Yeah. They had the bright idea to attack one of our islands. That means we had to remind them why that's a bad idea-yoi. So, seen any Marines lately?"

>No (Lie)
>He went that way (Lie)
>Yes but you can't have him
>Yes. (Hand him over)
>Other?

>>4600203
>>Yes. (Hand him over)

>>4600203
>Yes. (Hand him over)

>>4600203
>Yes but you can't have him

>>4600203
>Yes. (Hand him over)

>>4600203
>>Yes but you can't have him
Finders keepers.

>>4600203
>Yes but you can't have him

>>4600203
>Yes but you can't have him
I ain't giving away what's ours.

>>4600203
>Yes but you can't have him
>He nearly drowned to death, so please let him rest.

Oh wow. You guys actually have the balls to say no?
I wonder if you would've done the same in the case of the other 2
>writing

>>4600256
Probably not

>>4600256
Maybe

>>4600256
No, absolutely no.

>>4600256
I happen to be possessed of few brain cells and thick skull. So yeah probably.

You carefully look over these guys. They are strong. Ludicrously strong. Even the guys that are clearly the fodder are super strong. Sure you could maybe take on one or two or a couple at most. But the others? Yeah they'd struggle one on one as it would be a genuine challenge. But the guy in the middle, Marco? Yeah no. He could mop the floor with you a thousand and one ways without breaking a sweat. That much is clear. So you must handle this with the utmost care and-

"Yeah. I've seen him. He's down there. But you can't have him."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! THAT IDIOT!"
Pretty much everyone below is screaming at you with their arms raised high from the shock.

"Oh really? You're covering for him? Why? And what makes you think that's a good idea-yoi?"

"I found him, he's mine. So no way I'm letting you take what's mine! Besides, he's injured and tired. I rescued him so it'd be a very mean thing to just hand him over like that now!"

"Oy-yoi. You do realize he wouldn't do the same for you right? He's a marine."

"Yeah so?"

"Nothing just checking. And once he recovers, what's your plan with him?"

"Dunno. Drop him off at some island I guess."

"Okay. That's good. Was gonna do the same. Living people can usually send a better message than corpses. They don't really skip out on all the details."

"So you're not mad?"

"No. Not really. Do what you will. But if I can give you a piece of advice it's this. If you see our flag on any island don't cause any trouble. We won't like that."

"Yeah I get that. I'd be quite mad if someone messed with my islands."

"YOUR islands?"

"Mmm-hmm. Got two. Silver Island and Windy-windy Island. But only the moving cities have my flag on the second. So I'll make sure to behave."

"Hah! You're an interesting little guy aren't you? Well tell you what, once you make it past the Red Line and enter big boy territory do look us up! If you want to join the best pirate crew in the world that is!"

Something snaps in you upon hearing that. Even though it's a praise you still feel deeply insulted by it. So after taking a deep breath you shout at full volume, enough to hurt the ears of the Whitebeard Pirates.
"SCREW YOU! I AM THE GREATEST PIRATE IN THE WORLD! NOT YOU!"

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It feels as if the sea has gone silent. Your crewmembers down at the ship have given up and now they look like they accepted their fate. There is an intense moment as you stare down the Whitebeards and they glare back at you. It looks like there will be a fight after all until you hear someone breaking the silence in the crowd.
"Pffft. AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!"

Soon every single one of them bursts out laughing including that Marco guy.
"Oy-yoi! You're an interesting one are you not? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Well at least you got balls kid, balls!"

"Well I-"

"BALLS!"

"Well thanks!"

"Alright. What did you say your name was? Silver? Oy! Someone get me a stack of bounties. Let's take a look at it. Hmmmmm. Ah there it is. Whew. Not bad, for a rookie. Who knows one day you might actually be someone!"

"HEY!"

"Anyway since you got this marine problem of ours covered I think that's it for our mission-yoi. Safe travels!"

>Okay bye!
>Don't you guys want to hang? We got booze. You must be thirsty after that scrap
>Hey before you go can I throw down with you?
>Other?

>>4600356
>>Okay bye!

>>4600256
>Yell out to them again
>Nice meeting you guys! Let's go drinking some day!

>>4600356
>>Don't you guys want to hang? We got booze. You must be thirsty after that scrap

>>4600356
>Okay bye!

>>4600356
>Hey before you go can I throw down with you?
If he agrees we get sweet XP without the risk of death

Well this turned out to be rather inconsequential didn't it?
>writing

>>4600376
Given that Marco or literally anyone on board could do this to you by pinching your legs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ta_WeP577Mg

I don't know chief. The only lesson you'd learn there is that you ain't shit yet

>>4600397
>Well this turned out to be rather inconsequential didn't it?

>he says knowing full well whitebeard is going to attempt to adopt us once he hears about us

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You watch as they return to their business and prepare to set sail. Their massive ship turns around quickly and gracefully, leaving your little mighty vessel looking like a crappy little boat as it's both smaller AND somehow slower than their massive floating fortress. They don't really bother to give you any more of their time and leave without another word. You however don't feel like leaving things at that and shout after them with your sonic screams.

"OY! NICE MEETING YOU GUYS! NEXT TIME WE'LL GO DRINKING!"
They barely even look over their shoulders but Marco does give you a flick of his finger. Guess he agrees. You fly down onto your ship and start scratching your head.
"Well that was weird. Anyone else feels like that? Those guys were odd right?"

But rather than agreeing with you they all gang up to strangle the living crap out of you. But as five pair of hands are choking you at the same time you do wonder about something. These guys are the second group of pirates you've encountered that are this monstrous. Three if you count Jimbo as well. What does that mean? Where does that leave you? Simple. In the dust if you don't do something about it. If you aim for the top you'd need to contend with them. You must become stronger, faster, tougher, better. And maybe, just maybe it's not enough to encounter some strong guy and learn as he's beating the crap out of you.
Shit. Who knew this pirate business is so complicated?

That's the end for today folks.
I got to admit this is not how I planned it but at the very least it ended up being a lot safer.
Still it would've been fun to meet the other 2 Yonkos crew but this is fine
I hope you enjoyed this. Next time you'll get your just rewards for helping a guy in need. So look forward to that
Good night!

>>4600447
There is a possibility, yes.
But what would be worse? Not having a dad or getting one and loosing him shortly afterwards?

>>4600485
It would be a nice parallel to Luffy loosing Ace all things considered.

>>4600485
I just want Silver to have a strong male role model tell him he's proud of him just like every little boy should experience at least once in their lives. And who better for that than the dadliest man on the ocean?

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>>4600485
>whitebeard's face when he finds out that silver also subscribes to the crew = family model and even has an actual adopted son aboard

>>4600480
So I see your a fan of purpleeyeswtf videos as well then?

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>>4600498
>>4600533
>>4600604
>Making the Old Mans death hit even harder than it already does

>>4600878
I made references to it before. But those were more subtle

>>4601079
Weird question , if we do enough game fuckery could we possibly save white macho beard ?

>>4601175
Chances are slim. But if dicegods be willing and you make good choices, possibly. Even Ace, though that's even harder

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>>4601184
Noice.

I forget, was Silver's ship a stolen Marine vessel or no?

>>4601200
Yes. A navy caravel specifically. Painted black and all the insignia replaced with pirate stuff

>>4601204
ship tags
>police
>uniform
>rape
>mindbreak
>moral corruption
>gyaru

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>>4601206
Your card sir...

>>4601210
He's not wrong though
That is exactly what's happening to the Dauntless

>>4601213
Ain't it great.

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>>4601213
So your saying our ship spirit is gonna look like this?

Guys I already have enough degenerate fetishes. I really don't want to add 'ship degredation' to that list.

>>4601275
klauburter-chan

>>4601275
>>4601286
We call her Dauntless not because she's fearless in combat but because she is down for anything anytime.

>>4601275
>muh status: critical
How is that a problem?

>>4601275
Can't say I have anything against that.

>>4601286
Too late

Okay lads. Dicksucking Klabautermann aside
I think I'll run on Wednesday 15:00 GMT

>>4603698
>Dicksucking Klabautermann aside
That is not something that can be set aside so casually. It is infectious. A terrifying weapon.

>>4603791
>instead of stealing a new ship every now and then the Dauntless seduces their klabautermann and gets off on their degradation at our hands

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>>4603698
>>4603791
>>4603815
>klabautermann mind break ahegao

Wonder if we'll join in on the Impel Down break out somehow

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>>4603698
Dicksucking Klabautermann aside...

>>4605245
Depends where we are when Jinbei gets locked up.
Or if we find out Neechan is there.

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After that fateful meeting with one of the most notorious pirate crews on the planet you continue your journey through the seas in search of adventure with a special guest on your ship. His condition is stable according to Stitches yet he hasn't woken up yet. No wonder with all those horses that must be inside him. But it's not like you can afford to dawdle just because you got an injured marine on board. Life continues and so does your voyage. Finally Will and Ann get a taste of real life on the sea, at least a little as Will swiftly gets sent inside anytime bad weather or enemies approach and Ann is about as suited to the lifestyle as Lyda was initially. After a particularly nasty storm you see Ann struggling performing essentially basic duties. She tries her best and wants to be useful but her weakness and strong dislike of her Devil Fruit prevents her from being much help. You sigh and walk over to her as she's trying to pull the sails up, the strong, harsh rope cuts into her palm and rips the skin. Struggling and bleeding all over the rope you take pity on her and with a simple yank pull the rope down all the way.

She nearly collapses and looks at her frail, soft hands almost ready to weep.
"T-Thank you. I feel so useless."

You whistle for Stitches to come over here and your trusty little doctorine comes out of the clinic with her lunchbox and gets to disinfecting and bandaging Anns hand. Meanwhile Jaws strolls through the place and pats the nun on the shoulder.
"Don't sweat it sister. You'll get used to it. Then you'll regret having fishhooks for fingers."

"Thank you Mister Murray. You're too kind."

"Gyogyogyo. Come on stop it! It's only natural. We're crewmates now. We're supposed to help each other."

"Help huh? I'm just... not sure how to go about that. You're all so extraordinary and I'm just a nobody."

"That's not true. Everyone has their own expertise. Look."

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Jaws points Ann at the others so she can see what he means. Hagetaka is using spears made out of obsidian tied to the ship with a string of glass fiber to hunt small birds and fish that jump out of the sea, Marcella carefully watches the log pose and writes notes regarding the ships speed and distance traveled, Gu is forcibly shoving food down your throat after you had the galls to call his poison-meat gyoza weird and toss it away and Lyda is just finishing with healing Anns injury. Finally it's becoming clear for her what it means to be a crew. It's about being the lifeblood of the ship and compensating for the weaknesses of others. She finally nods and thanks the doctor for her assistance and Murray for his encouragement. Then she walks up to you and taps Toxin on the shoulder.

"Mister Omukade, correct? I think he learned his lesson."

"Hmmm? Lesson?

"I uh, never mind. Would you mind if I took him off your hands instead?"

"Sure, go ahead."
Gu then lets go of your throat and gets back to distributing the rest of the snacks to the others.

"Phew. Thanks for the save!"

"You're welcome! Say Silver, have you ever erm, had a normal day?"

"What are you talking about? I only have normal days."

"That's not what I meant. Would you like to have some fun with me? Maybe we can play a game with William?"

>Oh BOY! I like fun!
>Sorry, Jaws asked me to help him with training.
>Can't do. Marcella told me to take care of the cannonbugs since I brought them here
>Other?

>>4605359
>Oh BOY! I like fun!

>>4605359
>Oh BOY! I like fun!

>>4605359
>Oh BOY! I like fun!

>>4605359
>Can't do. Marcella told me to take care of the cannonbugs since I brought them here

F is for friends who do stuff together!
U is for U and me!
N-
>writing

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"Oh boy! I love fun!"

Ann smiles at you and pats your head.
"I'm glad to hear. Come, I got just the thing. William!"

"Coming!"

Will stops looking at the fish jumping out of the water next to the Dauntless and runs up to you. With the little scamp in tow you enter one of the cabins of the ship where Ann took up residence and she takes a large box off a shelf much to Wills enthusiasm. With glittering eyes he watches as she takes the lid off of it. While you too like boxes the boys perversion for it is a bit much even for you.
"What's this?"

"It's my favorite board game! Sora Warrior of the Sea!"

"It's a game made by some companies in the North Blue with the help of the World Economy News Paper. It's very popular amongst the children! It's based on a comic strip. But I assure you it's quite fun even if you don't know the source material! I myself like playing it very much."

"What's a board game?"

"Eh?"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH? You don't know what a board game is?"

"Nope. Is that like poker? Because I know that."

"It's uh- let me explain."

Ann gives you not just a rundown of the rules but what a board game is. She's shocked beyond words about how you couldn't know such a thing. And Will is even more outraged as this sounds like something you just made up even though it's 100% true. Well not like it matters really. Now you know the rules and they are simple enough. You just throw a dice and the board dictates how the game goes with random cards you draw when stepping on certain tiles. Simple. As this is happening and Will continues being amazed about your lack of knowledge Hagetaka checks on you to see what all the fuss is about.
"Oh. You're playing a game? It better be skill based. Because Silver has the devils luck."

"Psh. He doesn't even know the rules! He's a big dummy and I could beat him even with my eyes closed!"

"Now now kids, this isn't about fighting. Let's just have some fun and enjoy ourselves shall we?"

>Time to show Will who he's messing with! Hold nothing back!
>No need to get competitive just because he insulted you. Just play for fun
>Other?

>>4605387
>>Time to show Will who he's messing with! Hold nothing back!

>>4605387
>Time to show Will who he's messing with! Hold nothing back!

>>4605387

>Time to show Will who he's messing with! Hold nothing back!

>>4605387
>>Time to show Will who he's messing with! Hold nothing back!

>>4605387
>Time to show Will who he's messing with! Hold nothing back!

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>>4605387
>Time to show Will who he's messing with! Hold nothing back!

Destroy the child

Wow. Guess Will is about to learn what the real mens world is like
>writing

>>4605408
Fuck nuns that ask for it?

>>4605419
Dominate others in board games

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While normally you'd agree with Ann, William just made a big mistake. He dared to question your abilities on your own ship. This can not go on! Therefore you vow to destroy this tiny child without mercy.
"You're on!"

The board is spread out before you and the honor of first roll goes for you. Taking both dice in your hand you throw them with as much conviction as you can muster, your heart and soul now believing in the spleen of the dice. And as it just so happens they both land on the highest number of six. Will immediately jumps up and strikes a goofy pose as he gets hyped.
"Oooooh! Germa 66!"

"Bless you."

"No Silver. You threw two sixes."
Ann points at the dice.
"That's called a German 66. You get to not only move but draw a Germa card as well!"

You draw from the special pile of cards and it has some guy in a weird black costume on it with the number 3 on his cape. And that means you'll get huge bonuses further down the line. Will immediately gets jealous because you drew his favorite card and now he'd have to work very hard to get it from you. Good. The game continues in a similar fashion with your rolls being flawless. It's not a straight string of double 6's as that'd end the game rather quick. But instead it gets drawn out, giving Will the illusion that he can turn things around, that he can win. However your dice are just a little too good for that. It's always just enough to get something that'd be good for you or dodge a pitfall. It's quite amusing. Will grits his teeth as you're nearing the finish line and watches in disbelief as you win your first ever board game with little to no difficulty.

"I WIN!"

"No fair!"

"Dear God, it really is like playing a game with the devil."

Angel just shrugs at Anns comment.
"Told you. You'd have better luck with something like chess, or anything with thinking involved. But come to think of it Silver once shot a guy he played poker with."

"Yeap! Anyway good game! That was fun!"

"Yeah. For you maybe."
Will sulks as you grin at him.

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"Anyway these figures are really cool! You said they are from a book?"

"A comic book. Think the Bible with more pictures. Actually mostly pictures."

"That sounds awesome!"

"Sora: Warrior of the Sea is a popular comic for the children of North Blue and certain parts of the Grand Line. It's a story about Sora, a marine hero fighting the evil army of Germa 66. It might be a way for the marines to make kids like them but from what I've heard most people like Germa just as much."

Yeah. No kidding. You've seen Sora, that pompous little weenie. His card is way too good, basically meant to end the game if someone gets it. You dislike such bullshit and decided not to get it instead focusing on the Germa guys who just look so damn COOL! Especially Poison Pink because she's pretty and makes you feel things. But the others are just as radical. Like Dengeki Blue and his lightning powers. It's good to know there are such things out there. Maybe you could start collecting them or something? Eh, too much trouble. You look over to Will who crossed his arms and is now puffing his cheeks, insisting that he's not mad. He sure seems sour about loosing the cheeky little kid.

"What's wrong? I thought you liked this game!"

"S-Shaddup!"

"Hey. The Germa guys are pretty cool don't you think?"

"Obviously!"

"If you could choose what would you want to be? Germa or Pirate?"

"I uh. Hmmmm. What about you?"

"I'm already a pirate. Duh."

"Then I'm the same! I'm a pirate! But. I don't know if I'll ever be one. I'm not strong like you or cool like Germa 66. So what am I supposed to do?"

Ann pats the boy on his pot and gently reassures him.
"Don't worry William! I'm sure one day we'll get there. Until then we must do our best!"

>Ann is right. You'll get strong don't worry (Let Will develop on his own)
>You don't have to be strong to be a pirate. Just help us and that's enough! (Make Will support the rest of your crew)
>Nah. We can ask the others. I'm sure we can make you strong in no time! (Help Will become more pirate-like)
>Other?

>>4605471
>Ann is right. You'll get strong don't worry (Let Will develop on his own)

>>4605471
>Ann is right. You'll get strong don't worry (Let Will develop on his own)

>>4605471
>Nah. We can ask the others. I'm sure we can make you strong in no time! (Help Will become more pirate-like)

>>4605471
>Ann is right. You'll get strong don't worry (Let Will develop on his own)

Ann is right. You'll get strong don't worry (Let Will develop on his own)

Hmmmm. Guess Will is going to be a weenie for a while longer. Too bad, I already had his future weapon worked out for him
>writing

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You bump Will on the shoulder to try and cheer him up a little.
"Ann is right. You'll get strong one day. Just be patient. I used to have thinner arms than yours but now look at me!"

"They aren't much thicker than mine..."

"Well you get what I mean. Anyway just stick to being in the crows nest to help us spot and don't forget to tie yourself down when up there and you'll help us lots! Now how about another round?"

As you get ready and set up the pieces once more you hear faint knocking on the door as it slowly opens, revealing a single eye peeking in through the crack.
"H-He's awake-"

Lyda gathers everyone and leads you to the clinic but makes everyone wait outside and lets only you in as the captain. She hides behind you as she takes you to the bed of the marine and makes you pull the curtain away. The guy could only barely be called awake but at least he's back to his senses now. His eyes move slowly as they detect movement and lock onto you. He doesn't recognize you but he does remember Stitches.
"You-"

She gets on all fours and crawls around the bed to remain out of sight while she adjusts his IV bag and checks his bandages.
"Y-You were in critical condition when we found you. But don't worry, your wounds have been treated. B-But please don't try to move too much! You are still very weak!"

"I don't think he's going anywhere anytime soon."
You grab a chair and sit down next to his bed.
"Hey. I'm Silver. And you?"

"Where, am I?"

"On our ship. Do you remember anything?"

"I, ugh... my head. How much did I drink last night? W-Wait. We were supposed to go to an island. One of Whitebeards- Oh god. No. No! Oh god NO! The blood! FIRE! Where's everyone! THE PIRATES ARE ATTACKING! EVERYONE-"
You bonk him on the head hard enough to knock him out which Lyda reprimands you for as he's still her patient. But you shrug and tell her it was for his own good. After making sure he doesn't have any serious injuries she uses some smelling slats to wake him up again.
"Ugh... my head-"

"Okay this is starting over, I'll just save some time and-"

"SILVER NO!"

Silver YES

Lyda stops you from hitting the guy again and things take a bit of a turn when the marine finally realizes he's in a strange place he knows nothing about.
"Who are you people? How did I get here? And... what happened to our ship?"

You look at Lyda who's too scared to actually answer his question so you step up for her and get to explaining.
"I'm Silver. This is my ship. I fished you out of the sea. And the Whitebeards."

"That so?"
The guy looks intently at the ceiling light knowing full well what that means. That his nightmare was reality a little while ago.
"Did you find anyone else?"

"No. Just you."

"I see. Nobody... We told the Captain we did! We told him over and over again that this is a stupid idea! Now everyone- everyone is-"

Poor guy. Marco and his boys really did a number on them. Almost makes you feel sorry for the marine.
"Here. May I offer you an egg in these trying times? Or would you prefer a crab?"
With one hand you give him an ovoid chicken produce and with the other you tip your hat to him, revealing Marauder chilling underneath and waving at the hospitalized marine.

"I uh... no thanks."
He seemingly calmed down out of the sheer whiplash you gave him and collects himself enough to make a request.
"Anyway I'm grateful. For saving my life that is. But I must ask you for a favor. Could you guys drop me off at the nearest Marine Base? HQ must know what happened here. And since I'm the only one left-"

"Nah sorry. That's a bit hard to do since we're pirates. We'd get shot down on the way there."

"SILVER!"

The guys eyes snap open and he looks at you like a man begging for his life.
"P-Pirates? W-What will you do want from me?"

>Nothing. We'll put you on a cozy little island once we get there
>Depends. What do you have to offer?
>Congratulations! You're our prisoner now!
>Other?

>>4605546
>Depends. What do you have to offer?

>>4605546
>Nothing. We'll put you on a cozy little island once we get there

>>4605546
>>Congratulations! You're our prisoner now!

>>4605546
>Congratulations! You're our prisoner now!
>Laugh!
>No but really what do you have to offer cause otherwise you're going to a cozy little island when we get too one!

>>4605546
>Nothing. We'll put you on a cozy little island once we get there

>>4605546
"Well, you could help with chores until we drop you off somewhere, i guess."

Interesting
>writing

You reach for your sword and point it to your chin as you start thinking. What to do, what to do? It's not like he's in any position to resist regardless of what you decide. And he could be useful all things considered.
"Hmmmmm. I know! You're our prisoner now!"
He starts visibly sweating under his blanket and he's already eyeing up your sword and your rifle so you calm him down with a hearty laugh.
"Kekekek! Don't worry I'm just joking. I didn't drag you out of the water just to make you a prisoner. I can get those much easier. Honestly I'm not really sure what to do with you. Got any ideas? Maybe you could give us something?"

"And if I can't? Because I have nothing of value to give and even if I did I would rather die."

"That's a shame. Oh well. Then I guess it's back to our original plan. We'll just drop you off at the next cozy island we find and that's that. You can find your friends from there right?"

"F-From an uninhabited island?

"Is that your idea of cozy? Do you want to dodge work that much? Well I get it. If you really say so guess we can find you an empty island-"

"N-No! A regular one will be fine."

"Okay! Normal island it is. I'll tell the others to be on the lookout for that. Oh and I'll also tell them not to hurt you. Lyda there will take care of you. Once you feel fine you can come up and help us. That way we can get to a nice place faster. But do be a good boy until then. Or I'll unleash the crabs!"

New temporary fren get! Hopefully we can get him home in the next thread.
But I'll leave things here. And hopefully run again on Friday.
Have a good night!

>>4605623
Good run, looking forward to the next one!

>>4605619
When the navy hears about this they are going to be confused as fuck
>>4605623
Rock on Spooky

>>4605546
>Silver just casually keeps eggs in his pocket to offer to people
Where did he even get that?

>>4606702
Well Angel has wings so...

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>>4606708

Got you guys a little present

Life on the sea can be hard. The conditions on your typical ship can be quite hellish. Sea sickness, scurvy, grueling work and weeks or maybe months spent away from solid ground can do a number on a person. Especially on the Grand Line where the unnatural weather, frequent attacks from marines and pirates alike and monsters make life even more miserable than it already is. Some people just can't adjust. Such is the case with former revered Mother Ann who, against her better judgement embraced sin and joined up the pirate crew of her dreams. But now the relief of sleep won't come to her. She kicks off her blanket and gets dressed before going into the kitchen to maybe finds something to occupy herself with, even if that means snacking and adding to her waistline. As she enters the room with her lantern however she finds an unexpected guest already sitting there, wrapped up in a thick blanket like a cocoon.

"Miss Lyda? What are you doing up this early?"

"D-Drinking hot chocolate."

"Shouldn't you be sleeping?"

"I only sleep 2 hours each day."

"Isn't that too short?"

"I-It's an hour longer than I used to."

As the two of them start talking and Ann asks for Lydas permission to sit next to her another person enters the kitchen with a loud yawn and eyes rubbed fiercely.
"Morning. Oh, sister? Are you looking to join the breakfast club as well? Want some coffee as well?"

"Yes Mister Murray. I'd appreciate that."

Jaws put the pot on the stove to make an extra large batch this time. Once it's ready he prepares the usual portions. A whole bunch of sugar and milk with a single drop of coffee for Lyda and a black coffee with two spoons of sugar for himself. And a third one, black as night and lacking in any flavor besides bitterness set aside so it can get cold quicker.
"How do you take yours sister?"

"Just milk please!"

The mugs are passed around and the three of them get to sipping away at the sweet nectar of life. They drink in relative silence until all of them finished their cups and then Ann looks at the others, eager for answers.
"So what's wrong mister Murray? Can't sleep?"

"Hmmmm. Not quite. Silver is having nightmares again. He gets a bit punchy when that happens. Got some bruises to prove it. Omukade is a maniac and fights back so the barrack becomes a warzone. When that happens I come out and drink with the doctor."

"Does that... happen often?"

"Not as much now, no. But he used to have bad dreams a lot more. Tried giving him his own room once. He just thrashed it every night. That's why we use the barracks and let you gals have the officer rooms. Though we may have to start thinking about remodeling some other rooms because we're starting to run out."

As Murray finishes a fourth person enters the room with quite an irritated expression.
"You guys are so noisy! Do you have any idea what time it is?"

"Morning Marcella."

"M-Morning."

"Wow. Miss Blood Hair! What cute pajamas you have. But why do they show off your midriff and why does it have hearts on it? Did you steal it from a child?"

"Big words coming from the bitch who wears pajamas all day. But shut up for now. Don't have the energy to properly hate you without my coffee. Murray?"

"Here. Black and cold."

"Thanks. SSSSIP. Agh! Damn that Omukade! Can't stomach anything without poison in it now! It just doesn't have any flavor! Look at me, I have to drink BLACK coffee just to feel something! I HATE BLACK COFFEE!"

As things quiet down a bit with Marcellas thirst quenched Ann looks around the table.
"So this is the breakfast club? And what do you do on this special occasion?"

"Wait for breakfast mostly."
Jaws answers.

"In that case may I trouble you with some questions? Regrettably I don't think I can be of much use to you. I'm not a sailor. The only thing I know is how to practice my faith and take care of children. Which is fine with William but I'm not sure I know how to treat Silver. What can you tell me about him? What's he like? What does he do?"

"Pffft. Trying to understand Silver? Better start bashing your own brains in. Maybe then you can figure him out."

"Ignore Marcella sister. She likes to show off her forked tongue but ask Hagetaka about the time they were locked in a brothel. I think you'll find what she said back then positively heartwarming."

"I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU MURRAY!"

Jaws chuckles and then continues.
"But I'm not sure what to say. Guess we can give a few pointers. For starters he has the appetite and eating habits of a sea king. He'll eat almost any amount of anything. And the weirdest part is that he swells up but slims down in like seconds."

Lyda raises her hand to speak up but the others tell her it's unnecessary.
"H-He likes to watch others work. Especially if he sees you doing something interesting. He usually wants to help but erm, he just makes a mess most of the time."

Jaws nods in agreement.
"Then there is this weird thing he does. Sometimes he just stops doing everything and just freezes in place. Thought he might be insane at first because he claims he can hear "voices". But the scary part is when you ask him what he heard. Usually he says some nonsense. But sometimes he really seems to know what he's talking about."

"I-I've seen him... sitting at the nose of the ship. T-Talking to himself like he had a friend there. Usually recounting what happened at the islands we visited."

Hearing all that Marcella sighs and leans back on the chair.
"Why you guys got to be like that? Leave Silver alone. He just wants to have a good time. So what if he does weird stuff to have fun?"

Ann takes in all that and nods knowingly.
"Strange eating habits, has imaginary friends, always energetic and wanting to be the center of attention, weird behavioral quirks and bad dreams. Thank you everyone. I think I know how I can help now. If you'll excuse me-"

Without another word Ann leaves the company of the others and makes her way to the barracks. Jaws, Stitches and Hook follow her out of curiosity. They watch as she enters and carefully sneaks up to Silver and they try to silently warn her to get away from there. But she ignores them despite the clearly visible dents in the floor and the walls. She moves up to her captain and lays down behind him. Gently she nestles up to the young man and wraps her arms around him before pulling him in close. Miraculously the thrashing stops and finally Silver seems to be sleeping soundly.

Hours later when the first rays of sunshine pierce the curtains of the rooms single window Silver gets up and stretches his arms with great satisfaction.
"Hmmmmm! Good morning sun! Man I slept like a baby there! Oh?"

After looking around Silver saw Ann laying where he was. She's much less dignified than she usually is with her hair being a mess and drool coming out of her mouth. Though he doesn't get what she's doing there he doesn't really care either. So he simply takes off his coat and puts it on her so she doesn't catch a cold and leaves her there.

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>>4607049
Cute. CUTE. CUUUUUUTEEE

>>4607049
Poor silver...

>>4607049
>Omukade is a maniac and fights back so the barrack becomes a warzone.
Well I guess we know how Gu keeps up with his training. Sabaody's going to be interesting to see.

>>4607049
>he just wants to be held by a mother

This hits hard.

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>>4607079
Never underestimate the chef.

>>4607091
Please tell me there's more of this.

>>4607172
If there is, I don't have it.

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Spooky is asleep post memes.

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>>4607200
ANGEL LAYS EGGS AND OUR BOTE IS A SLUUUUUT

>>4607049
: (

"CAPTAIN! Marine ship at the starboard bow!"

Will shouts from the crows nest as he spots sails popping up from beyond the horizon. Sure enough they have big seagulls on their sails. Well that makes things a bit awkward with the whole "prisoner on your ship" thing. Well you can't allow them to accidentally hurt their friend can you?
"UNLEASH THE CRABS!"

The hold keeping the cannonbugs is opened and the deluge of crustaceans floods out and onto the deck. Since they've been accustomed to the prospect they diligently climb into the barrels of your cannons and curl up into balls. Several volleys of the "little bastards" are unleashed in the vague direction of the incoming ship which doesn't necessarily matter because the little guys don't need to hit the ship, but it sure helps. Their hard shells put nice little holes in the hull of the enemy after which the bugs uncurl and either swim back so they can be fired again or go on to harass the crew by bludgeoning or pinching the marines relentlessly. A few minutes after the initial shot all the bugs return with their job well done and the marine ship barely being seaworthy. You pet each one of them and give them a little snack as a reward while the others take a good look and observe the amount of damage they inflicted.

"Impressive. It's like poisoning a ship! Still we should be careful where we use them."

"Come on Angel! You worry too much! Just look at how well these cuties did! Who's my cute widdle scourge of destwuction? Yes you are!"

"I mean it. They might help us thin the enemy herds but we'd risk them against stronger enemies."

"Pfffft. What are you stupid? The strong enemies are for us not them!"

"Guess I do worry a bit much."
Hagetaka also kneels down and starts rubbing the animals. But as she caresses the holy crustaceans she and everyone else onboard feels a sudden slow-down as your ship stops. Everyone on the deck looks at Murray expecting answers.

"OY! Jaws! I didn't say stop!"

"I know. But you might want to look forward."

Gazing in the direction he points at you see something most unusual. A buoy in the middle of the sea with a sign welded on top of it. It has two arrows pointing in opposite directions with names under them. "San Faldo" to the left and "Water 7" to the right. Coincidentally your log pose seems to be pointing in the direction of the former. But that's not all. It seems like there is a structure floating on the water not far from here. It looks like a house. The one who lives in it must hate others if they want to live here in the middle of nowhere.

"Well that's a first."
Hagetaka observes.
"But it's not a bad idea. If the buoy doesn't move or ever turn..."

"Most likely it's anchored to the sea floor and doesn't move much. And it seems like it doesn't rotate either. But I agree this is not something you see every day. What should we do captain?"

>Go check out the buoy further
>Mystery shack must be investigated!
>Just ignore it. We're going left anyway right?
>Other?

>>4607739
>Mystery shack must be investigated!

>>4607739
>Mystery shack must be investigated!
Well well well, if it isn't an opportunity to fuck up canon.

>>4607739
>>Mystery shack must be investigated!

Time to break into a poor persons household and harass them!
>writing

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"Let's check out that mystery shack!"

You have Jaws maneuver the ship over to the house and you realize that it's not quite floating on the water as it's standing on some sort of a platform and upon closer inspection you also see some sort of an arch next to it with water flowing freely across it like reverse mountain, most likely propelled by the intense flow of the Grand Line. You could probably sail across it if you really wanted to but instead you opt to setting foot on the strange platform. The others start looking around before heading for the obvious. They find some sort of a post with a schedule on it. Weird. But you personally don't have enough attention span for such things and go for the houses door and start knocking on it.
"HELLO! Is anyone home?"

You wait there for an answer and repeat the same motion. Several times. And louder every time until you hear some rustling coming from inside. The door is unlocked and as it flings open you see the barrel of a blunderbuss being pressed against your nose.
"Whodha hell are you and why didya wake me up?"

"I'm Silver. And because I don't want a gun pointed at my face."

"Sorry sorry. I get a lil grumpy when I'm woken uuuuuuuuaaaaaaa SNOOOOOOOORE!"

"YOU FELL ASLEEP?!"

After waking him up with a splash of water you sit down and talk with the pajama wearing man about what he's doing here in the middle of nowhere. First he looks at your ship before answering you.
"That's a pirate ship. You pirates?"

"Yeap."

"Guess that'd explaaaaaa-"

"DON'T FALL ASLEEP!"

"Ah. Sorry. Anyway that would explain why you guys don't know what's going on here. Look at da water there. See those tracks?"
Indeed there are tracks floating on the water. Which might be one of the most bizarre things you've seen yet.
"This here is the Sea Trains tracks."

"Sea Train? What in the blazes is that?"
Toxin asks what's on everyones mind.

"Give it a minute. It should come in about a few minutes."

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The red lights on the platform go off and a bell starts ringing. A couple seconds later you already see smoke rapidly approaching from far away. With a loud thunderous roar some sort of a machine comes and goes past you with speed that not even the fastest ship you've seen could compete with. It goes just as fast as it came, leaving you all speechless.
"Must be impressive for newcomers. It's called Puffing Tom. It's a train, a machine that runs on rails. And this one is a miracle of science, a train that runs on the sea. The tracks connect several islands together and allow both people and cargo to be transported between them. It's much faster than any crummy ol' ship."

"Speaking of ships, I assume that's why these stations are here. To let ships pass?"
Jaws starts questioning him.

"Aye. You can pass over the train tracks at pretty much every island. But you have a few of these here and there. Mostly for Marines to cross. It can do nasty things to a keel if you ram into the tracks."

"What about pirates?"

"Eh. Nobody really cares. At first the navy wanted to cut the Grand Line off from pirates. But that just causes more trouble than its worth. It damages the tracks and the trains as well see?"

Finally you raise your hand and start jumping.
"Ooh ooh! And what's that? Those signs? Those are the islands the train connects right?"

"Yeap. To my left is San Faldo, it's also known as Carnival Town. There is ALWAYS some sorta party going on there. Mighty annoying if you ask me. Sometimes they go so loud I can't sleep-"

"H-How far is that?!"
Lyda mutters.

"I'unno. Like half an hours fare with the train? Maybe a bit more."

"If you go there you're in luck. One of their biggest festivals is happening right now. Basically the entire town is now covered in a masquerade. EEEEEVERYONE is wearing a costume from what I heard. See them goofy idiots getting off here sometime."

"And what about the other? Come on old fart don't keep us hanging!"
Marcella stomps her feet impatiently.

"Relax girl, relax! To my right is Water 7. THE home of shipwrights. I'm telling you, no place in the entire world makes better ships. And before you even ask, yes they don't care who the ship is for. As long as you got money that is."

You break away from the old man for a little while and hold an impromptu meeting to which the old guy rather rudely butts in on. You hear arguments from both sides and it basically boils down to this. Either you could go to San Faldo and have the party of a lifetime where you can blow all your money OR you could go to Water 7 and maybe get some upgrades for your ship and blow all your money. Both are equally tempting.

>San Faldo (safe)
>Water 7 (canon-break)
>Other?

I'll let this vote go on for a bit as it's significant. But do keep in mind you'll loose your trail if you go to Water 7

>>4607786
>Water 7 (canon-break)
The ship upgrades are more important long run

>>4607786
>Water 7 (canon-break)
Let's get our ship upgraded with all that world noble booty!~

>>4607790
I forgot to mention
You WILL get another ship upgrade opportunity. And it won't be any worse than what you could get at Water 7. So decide based on whether or not you want to do a canon break

>>4607786
>San Faldo (safe)

>>4607786
I really want to do the festival and be baty possibly give maracas too crabs but we do need to get a bigger ship

>>4607812
I just want to make sure gyaru-chan is well taken care of.
i never want a merry situation. ever.

>>4607786
>>Water 7 (canon-break)

>>4607786
>Water 7 (canon-break)

A'ight. I'm back. I think that's enough votes that later peeps won't be offended
OKAY! Water 7 time!
>writing

>Water 7 (canon-break)

Lets steal Kaku

>>4607786
>Water 7 (canon-break)
Kinda late but just putting my voice here

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You slam down your hand as you make your decision after much contemplation.
"Yosh! Everyone! Prepare to set sail! We're going to Water 7! Our ship has been good for us. So I want to keep sailing with her! Let's make the Dauntless the BESTEST ship on the seven seas!"

There's not much protest from the others. Well, there is a little but they all agree that it's important to fix and pretty up your little ship. The old man maintaining the station nods.
"Good call. You won't find any better shipwrights ANYWHERE."

"Old man-"
Jaws gives him an odd look.
"Do you realize that this is still the first half of the Grand Line?"

"ANYWHERE! Anyway you'll find that the place is teeming with shipwrights. A basic rule to follow is that the higher numbered docks are worse. And the closer you get to 1 you'll find better craftsmen. Heh. Just don't expect them to let you into Dock 1 unless you somehow win the lottery! Now if you youngsters had enough of bothering me-"
And he fell asleep once again. You carry him inside his own house and put him down on the bed before closing the door and getting back to your ship.

Following the train tracks is easy-peasy and they conveniently lead you straight to Water 7, the city of water. Though the road ahead could be a bit shorter. You've sailed for quite a while before you even notice anything appearing out of the waves. But when you do it truly manages to awe all of you. It's all one giant water fountain! You can't help but imagine all the slides you could go on! Oh right... devil fruit. But you could still get floaties and do it that way! The others are marveling at boring things like "architecture" and "aesthetics" or the sheer size of the place. Bah. What do they know?

"Hnnnnng! YES! This is going to be sweet! FULL SAIL AHEAD!"

"AYE AYE!"

You open up your sails and go forward as fast as possible. But once you get there you're kinda at a loss since the whole place is basically one big circle with no apparent exits. And it being so big and majestic doesn't help. But you do find a few guys currently fishing who call out to you.
"HEEEEY! ARE YOU GUYS NEW HERE?"

"YEEEEAH! Where's the entrance?"

"That's Blue Station! You guys shouldn't go there! Go around! There's a rocky island you can dock at!"

"THAAAANKS!"

>Okay let's head to that rocky cape!
>Okay let's ignore this weenie and go to the Blue Station!
>Other?

>>4607860
>>Okay let's ignore this weenie and go to the Blue Station!

>>4607860
>Why shouldn't we go there? Nobody ever explains these things!

>>4607860
>Okay let's head to that rocky cape!

>>4607860
>Okay let's head to that rocky cape!

>>4607860
>Okay let's ignore this weenie and go to the Blue Station!

>Okay let's ignore this weenie and go to the Blue Station!

>>4607860
>>Okay let's head to that rocky cape!

Oooooh boy
This ain't good
>writing

Now let's see if you can mitigate the damage
3d10 best of 3, dc 19, crit 22

Rolled 3, 9, 3 = 15 (3d10)

>>4607889

Rolled 3, 7, 3 = 13 (3d10)

>>4607889
fuck

Rolled 8, 4, 4 = 16 (3d10)

>>4607889
Yay, trouble!

>>4607898
Disappointed, but not surprised.

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"Okay let's ignore this chump and go to that Blue Station."

The order is given and you sail straight towards that main entrance the guy told you about. Almost immediately you realize that something's off as there are a lot of ships around you, mainly civilian and trade ships but you do spot a few marine ones as well, not to mention the sea trains tracks splitting the place down the middle. However due to the incredible density of ships they haven't noticed you yet. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea after all? Ah well it can't be that bad! Sailing through the main entrance you enter some sort of a cavernous, closed off dock that could be perfectly sealed with all the shutters. It's all really impressive to the point that you find yourselves staying still and just admiring the scenery for a while before you head for one of the empty spots. Almost immediately problems begin to arise as you start hearing screams.

"AAAAAAAH! PIRATES!"

Ah yes. The problem with entering a place heavy with commerce in a pirate ship. Ooops. No matter, once they see that you're not here to plunder stuff they'll get quiet. Right? Well it turns out no as the dock security is immediately dispatched as you're pulling up your sails. A rather large crowd full of guns is amassed before you with the guards pointing everything they have straight at you. Luckily they didn't start shooting yet and just shout at you.
"COME ON OUT!"

"Kay."
You jump down onto the docks and get a facefull of pointy objects.

"What the hell were you thinking you maniacs? This place is off limits for your kind! Now here's what will happen! You all come out and maybe you'll unscrew your minds when sitting in jail! And be thankful you don't have to pay a fine for disrupting the peace!"

Looks like they aren't scared of you. A shame, that could've made things easier. You look over your shoulder and see that a few navy ships are changing course to see what's happening. This could get ugly.

>Bribe them
>Threaten them
>Fight them
>How about we just leave instead?
>Other?

>>4607920
>Threaten them

>>4607920
>Bribe them
>"i'll give you a hundred thousand belli to shut up and let me leave."

>>4607920
>>Fight them
Lets see how they like lobsters thrown at their faces.

>>4607920
>How about we just leave instead?

>>4607920
>How about we just leave instead?

>>4607920
>How about we just leave instead?

Y-You guys want to leave?
>writing

3d10+1 best of 3, dc 24 no crit

Rolled 6, 8, 5 + 1 = 20 (3d10 + 1)

>>4607957

>>4607920
>Oh yeah? Why can't we park here?! This is discrimination! I want to speak to your manager!

Rolled 7, 9, 5 + 1 = 22 (3d10 + 1)

>>4607957
wuh?

If we ever want a new ship we should just have a ship built around the Dauntless. Literally.

Rolled 5, 6, 8 = 19 (3d10)

>>4607957

>>4607960
>>4607980
Ay mang the fuck is this shit?

You look at them and feel genuinely insulted by all this.
"What? Unwelcome? Why can't we park here? This is disc- disco, it's not fair! I want to speak to your manager right now!"

"You broke our law and you demand better treatment?"

"Well to be fair NOBODY TOLD US about the law we're breaking!"

"It's written on the door! No pirates allowed!"

"Well I CAN'T READ!"
This is getting nowhere. Luckily they do realize that you care about their threats as they do about yours. So you attempt to make a compromise.
"Listen guys I know you are mad and I'm in no mood to do this either. So how about I just leave and we'll pretend none of this happened? Okay? Okay-"

As you turn around however you get a pair of handcuffs put on your arm. You're about to ask them what gives but they ignore you and make their way up the Dauntless to capture your friends as well. They are ready to throw down but you order them to not fight back since technically you made an oopsie this time. So you go along with their plans and end up behind bars. Your crewmembers can't believe what just happened as they look at the bars of their little cage.

"Of all the things that could've happened to us... we ended up in jail... BECAUSE OF A PARKING VIOLATION?! SILVER! I SWEAR IF I GET OUT OF HERE I'LL SKIN YOU ALIVE!"

"Sheesh. So scary!"

"Seriously though Silver what was that about?"

"Eh. Nothing Jaws. Just don't wanna upset people until they do our upgrades."

"Well yeah but now we won't GET any upgrades because we're in jail! Not to mention we might not have a ship either if the marines boarded it. It might be already confiscated."

"Aren't you guys forgetting something?"

A few minutes later a guard comes in wearing some fancy uniform. Probably the chief of security or something else equally important. He looks quite defeated as he looks at you.
"Why? Why do you have so many lobsters on your ship? And why are they invincible?"

"They are my pets. See?"
You lift your hat and let Marauder give him a little handwave.

"P-Please... we'll let you out if you promise to put them back in your ship. They are crippling the Blue Gate..."

"Kay."

>>4608004
>"P-Please... we'll let you out if you promise to put them back in your ship. They are crippling the Blue Gate..."
Ah yes, the joys of your cannonballs doubling as your security system.

I love these little guys

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You agree to his terms and after a little community service you are allowed to go mostly free. The local security will most certainly keep a close eye on you now. And it seems like someone's been spreading rumors about you as the citizens talk about a group of "idiot pirates" who strolled through the front gate and got caught. Typical. But at the very least the marines didn't take your ship as it was deemed too dangerous. And after the waters were clear nobody really dared to approach it. So all in all you're here in one of the most industrialized cities of Paradise with the locals thinking you're idiots, the authority keeping a close eye on you and now nobody will even go near your ship, much less work on it. Wonderful.

"Hey everyone! Please make sure to thank Captain Idiot for attracting everyones attention! Now we can't even go shopping in peace!"

"Come now there's no need for that Hook! Anyway let's find ourselves a shipwright and get out of this crummy place. Its smug sense of superiority is mocking me."

"That's easier said than done Silver. Don't think many people would be willing to make a deal with us now."

"So what do you recommend Jaws?"

"Personally? Since this place is home to the greatest shipwrights I bet there are a few "outcasts" as well. Maybe we can get some illegal practitioners to help."

"Hmmmmm-"

>No! I want those fancy guys at the top
>Okay. Let's check the black market for a shipwright
>Other?

>>4608017
>>Okay. Let's check the black market for a shipwright

>>4608017
>No! I want those fancy guys at the top.

>>4608017
>No! I want those fancy guys at the top

>>4608017
>No! I want those fancy guys at the top

>>4608017
>>No! I want those fancy guys at the top

>Hey, I don't want some "standard" Ship! I want the best damn ship in the world. Lets get both the fancy guys and those Black Markets and have them make a great ship together

So. Professional craftsmanship huh?
Okay I was wrong before. THIS will be ugly

>>4608052
Eh. I like your enthusiasm but that's not going to work for a couple of reasons.
Mostly the Galley La Company's pride but also because of Frankys perversion

>>4608052
Maybe this, but it reeeaallly depends on who we meet. So how about we go just meet who we can, and then try put together some plan?

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"You guys don't get it! I want the Dauntless to be the BESTEST ship in the whole world! I want her to be treated well! So we get only the best! And if they don't wanna do it we'll just shove money down their throats until they do! So who's with me?"

"Me."
Toxin steps up.
"I got some very specific requests regarding the kitchen."

"Sigh. And Omukade is bad with money so I'll come as well."
Angel also volunteers.
"Plus I'll make sure to convey your wishes as well doctorine!"

"ALRIGHT! Then it's decided! Toxin and Angel come with me! The rest of you can look around and have fun! But Will don't you wanna come? I bet it's gonna look awesome from that high up! I bet it's like... ten feet tall!"

"Yeah!"
Will jumps on your shoulder and starts kicking you like a mule.
"Let's go let's go! By the way when will I get a cool name like that?"

"When you earn it. When you earn it!"

You set out with your friends in search of the legendary shipwrights but you can't really make much progress with all the damn water everywhere. Can't even walk in a straight line for 2 minutes without hitting a dead end. How the hell do they move around here?
"BULLS! Rent your bulls here!"

Ah. That must be it.
"Hello! I wanna rent two small bulls!"

"Two yagara coming up!"

The RentalBullshop guy presents you with two saddled up animals that look like water camels. Without wasting a second you sit on one of them and urge the others to follow suit while they wonder how the hell you knew to do that. After getting your "steeds" they take you on a little tour of the many canals of the city to show everything off from the lovely little residential districts to the vibrant and rich markets. Finally they take you where you actually want to go, to the very tip-top of the city where the greatest shipyards are. There are 7 of them in total and the No. 1 is THE best of the best according to the locals. So you ask the Bulls to take you right up to their doorstep.
"SNIFFF! Ah yes! It sure smells like wood here! I got a good feeling about this!"

There's a rather large commotion inside as a rowdy group of pirates is talking with the shipwrights in there. They apparently had their ships fixed up but they don't feel like paying their high prices so they won't. Understandable. But not according to the workers inside who mercilessly beat the shit out of them with their work tools and massive wooden beams. Now THIS is the shipyard for you! Unfortunately your good mood disappears for some reason as the pleasant scent of wood and oil is replaced by the stench of feces and stupid. You got a bad feeling about this...
"Hey old man. Those strong guys, are they shipwrights?"

That voice is familiar... No! He's here. He's fudging here!

>Avoid eye contact! Focus on repairs!
>TIME TO CHOKE THE MONKEY!
>Other?

>>4608087
>>TIME TO CHOKE THE MONKEY!

>>4608087
>>Avoid eye contact! Focus on repairs!


Business first, THEN we choke the monkey. Our dumbassitude has already caused enough problems.

>>4608087
>Avoid eye contact! Focus on repairs!
As much as I want to choke him, that can wait till after.

>>4608087
>>Avoid eye contact! Focus on repairs!

>>4608087
>TIME TO CHOKE THE MONKEY!

>>4608087
>>TIME TO CHOKE THE MONKEY!

>>4608087
>>Avoid eye contact! Focus on repairs!
THE SHIP COMES FIRST

>>4608129
How does it feel to be a tiebreaker?

>writing

>>4608136
Oh and because you chose not to bicker with Mugiwaraboy you'll get something juicy

>>4608137
Does being responsible.... pay off?

>>4608087
>TIME TO CHOKE THE MONKEY!

>>4608087
>Avoid eye contact! Focus on repairs!

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Ignore him. Ignore him! IGNORE HIM! The mantra goes in your head and it must keep going because otherwise you'd jump at his throat. The ship comes first! The ship means more! Just got to hope he doesn't notice you either. Gu realizes this and stands between you to cover you as much as possible. Angel and Will don't know anything about that so they don't really care. Moving in through the front door you call out to one of the workers who partook in the battering of the pirate crew and you almost have an aneurism when you see him as he reminds you a LOT of one of Luff's goons. But the moment he opened his mouth you calmed down.

"How may I help you yung'uns?"

"Hello. I'm Silver. We heard you guys are good shipwrights and we want some work done on our ship."

"Ah you whippersnappers are here to make a commission? Sure but it will cost you a pretty penny. Are you sure you can pay us laddy?"

"We can assure you that money is not an issue. And this will be a big project."

"Certainly madam. I'm not doubting your words. Just that you could see what happened not a moment ago. Right proper scrap that was! Anyway we're always happy to take commissions however you'll have to take it to the bossman himself. Mister Iceburg is the one who owns the company, and coincidentally he's the mayor as well! Buuuut I will take a look at your ship first to assess things. Once that is done he can give you an offer and you can sign a contract in a jiffy!"

"Ah that sounds wonderful! Thank you."

"Don't mention it miss. It's our job! So if I may, where can I find your ship?"

"Blue Station. Dock five."

"Dock fi- Wait a minute! Are you the guys who parked illegally? Hahahhahaha! Can't wait to tell the others about that!"

And enjoy the fact that Kaku will be the one doing some work on your ship
With that I'll take my leave. Have a good night

>>4608179
Thanks for running

>>4608179
Thanks for the run!

>people don't want to shanghai Franky
I am disappoint
Also it just clicked that we gave our dirty little whore of a ship crabs that she passes to the other goody two-shoes ships

>>4608247
Franky's too weird to have on hand at all times.

>>4608295
>too weird
>for Silver's ship
We just walked in to a heavily fortified port by giving it crabs and threatening to withhold the cure

>>4608323
Yes, but we're cool weird. Franky's just weird weird post time skip and pre-time skip he's the only reason the Strawhats manage to leave this place alive, which I'd prefer that they do. Also I'd rather steal non-strawhat characters to make a fully rival crew.

>>4608360
>Silver's weird: beat him up and go out for a drink
>Franky's weird: get a restraining order

>>4608323
>>4608247
This joke just keeps writing itself isn't it?
Gotta say, I expected a lot of things to happen in this quest but boat fucking was NOT one of them

>>4608907
god i love it.
our ship literally has an STD.

>>4608912
>Silver Transmitted Disease

>>4608915
>Silver accidentally gives birth to the first ship transmitted disease as the scourge crabs find that ships are great places to reproduce
>Ports now force quarantines at ports to prevent crab-hopping

>>4608360
I mean I get where you are coming from on the rival from but also fuck you Franky is better than half the Strawhats.
>>4608933
Turns out getting everyone to know his name means having a worldwide plague named after him.

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New reaction image? New reaction image!

>>4609013
Context?

>>4609026
>Whoever gets hit by the fireball is a scrub

>>4609013
Wano has had some great faces in it.
>>4609029
But also whoever dodges is a scrub

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Still working on migrating the pastes but progress is slow. Can't muster the willpower to use spreadsheets after I spend 8 hours waging mainly in Excel and when all I want to do is relax with vidya

In better news: I'm planning on running on Tuesday at 15:00 GMT

>>4611389
don't burn yourself out over bins, bins are nice but not in any way essential.

>>4611389
Where's Human Quest Super, nigger?

>>4611495
Who the fuck are you supposed to be, nigger?