> Fly, then sonic howl them all together

>>4650021
>Yeah. Competition!

>>4650021
>>Yeah. Competition!

>>4650021
>>Yeah. Competition!

>>4650021
>>Yeah. Competition!

Then let us go on a joint rampage with Goofy!
>writing

And let's see who wins
3d10+2 best of 3, dc 22, no crit

Rolled 5, 10, 8 + 2 = 25 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650078
Big numbers, no whammies. Except for marine faces of course

Rolled 9, 7, 9 = 25 (3d10)

>>4650078

>>4650083

Cmon 3rd 25!

>>4650092
He-hey 25 nice!
>>4650083
>27
Fuck

Rolled 4, 6, 7 + 2 = 19 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650095
Sorry, I am teh dumb

Rolled 10, 8, 1 + 2 = 21 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650078

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"Oh yeah!"
You smash your fists together.
"It means there's plenty to go around!"

Straw Hat agrees and you both start running toward the bridge. By the time you reach the guards it looks like they've readied their weapons and started to go on alert, most likely the people you left behind have reported that you're here. But they aren't quite on full alert.
"Hey report! What sort of an intruder are we talking about?"

"I-It's most likely Straw Hat Luffy and Cavalier Silver!"

You make an explosive entrance and knock over several dudes with your first punches like a pair of bowling balls rolling over pins. But after the initial attack you abandon conventional tactics since these guys are just a bunch of weaklings. Straw Hat wraps his limbs around a guy and calls him "Ally Robo". He then proceeds to move him around like a puppet, forcing him to attack his friends. That's so dirty you gotta try it yourself! Unfortunately you're not as "limber" as he is so you opt for a different approach and after knocking a dudes lights out you pick him up by his legs and swing him around as your "Improvised Weapon". You make short work of the ones in your way and once you're close enough for the gate of the city you go over it either by flight or by jumping. Looking down at the gate you see two MASSIVE figures just sort of chilling on top of it.

"OY Goofy!"

"What Sissy? Don't you see I'm busy?"

"Look! Big men!"

"Ah that. Probably giants. I met two before."

"G-Giants?! Are they strong?"

"Yeah."
You make a mental note of that because you like the idea of a big person following you around. Maybe once you're done you can pick one of them up as a crewmember. But not right now since they are sleeping and it'd be rather rude to wake them up.

Once you're over the second gate however the real rampage can finally begin as there are a LOT more dudes in there in a lot smaller space. The government and navy guys can't spread out with all the buildings around, leaving them vulnerable to your crazy attacks. Luffy stretches his legs like a "whip" or a "scythe" and occasionally punches one guy into several other ones with his "pistols" and "rockets". You on the other hand draw your weapons and go crazy slicing and dicing people and occasionally firing your jezail into the crowd. You learned that if you hit one guy, sure it might make him kersplode but once the bullet goes past him it will only hit a few guys, but if you aim it at the ground it'll make a nice explosion like a mortar shell hitting 10 or 20 guys. You're such a genius it honestly hurts! And you even manage to solve the reloading issue by throwing the gun in the air, transforming into a bat and blowing some of your very fine and very volatile hair into its barrel before transforming back and putting a new bullet in.

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"Gomu Gomu no Gatling! Stamp! Axe! BELL! Hey Sissy! You're lagging behind shishishi!"

"SHUT UP! I can't attack that many guys at once! Ah screw it!"
You transform into a bat and unleash a scream which sends a lot of guys flying but it's not enough. Looks like you missed your chance because you could've done a lot of damage if you simply broke the bridge and made the whole island fall into the abyss. You start swinging your wings around and hitting large groups with your Hasshoken and you start closing the gap until you get hit by a massive iron ball on a chain and get sent into a building.

"Guilty! Guilty! You are both guilty!"
A bunch of burly dudes showed up wearing strange armor and dragging those big iron balls around. Next to them are people riding large dogs with knives on their wrists. Looks like reinforcements have arrived.

"Filthy pirates! We are the Watchdog Unit of the Law and these are the Just Eleven Jurymen! Your rampage ends here!"

Now you're pretty pissed. You turn back into a human and stab your sword into the houses wall. You run along the room until you slice through the whole thing. Grabbing it now you lift the whole thing and throw it at the ones who knocked you over. Their screams are drowned out once the building hits the ground.
"Kekekek! You saw that Goofy?! How's that?"

He sticks a finger in his nose.
"Not impressed. I can do that too."

"GRRRRR!"
You flip out and start throwing buildings around.

With your ears you overhear a scared marine trying to talk into a den den mushi.
"Finally we could reach you chief! I must make a report! S-Straw Hat Luffy and Cavalier Silver breached the island! They are currently rampaging in the city! Our casualties are rising! Currently Straw Hat and Cavalier took out about eleven and twelve hundred of us! I repeat they took out eleven and twelve-"
Then he gets knocked out as a chunk from one of the buildings you threw accidentally hits him on the head. But at the very least this confirms that you in fact won that little challenge! Suck it Monkey uh... Dumb-foot Luffy! But this is getting a bit out of control. Looks like your counting skills are still not good enough because you didn't think ten thousand would be THIS many! At this rate both of you will run out of steam before the real fight begins.
You look up at the big building in front of you. It's very close now and you could probably reach it easily.

"OY STRAW HAT! Let's go!"
Luffy nods and he follows you as you take off flying. Both of you reach the top of the building and take a little breather. But it appears you won't be left in peace as you see a shimmer appear in front of you.
You see a door opening in the air and spot Blueno stepping through it.

>I'll let you handle this one
>Let's gang up on this guy!
>He's MINE!
>Other?

>>4650190
>>He's MINE!

Rematch! Rematch! Rematch!

Also we saw him first.

>>4650190
>He's MINE!
Payback time

>>4650190
>>He's MINE!

>>4650190
>He's MINE!
Stinky D. Goofy may be a massive tool but even he would respect the sacred right of DIBS

Poor poor Blueno.
>writing

>>4650224
It's finally time to milk blueno

>>4650224
How he is poor?! He took all our money!

>>4650232
Wait that means he's rich.

WE CAN ROB HIM

Rolled 4, 7, 10 = 21 (3d10)

>>4650224
Warming up dice..

>>4650237
Marcella, enter stage left.

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"Why you-"
Luffy starts winding his arm up in preparation for his fight but you stomp your foot on the ground.

"He's mine! I want a rematch!"

"I see. Okay."
Luffy puts his hands down and goes back to sit next to one of those pillars dotting the edge of the roof. He takes out two huge pieces of meat and starts snacking on them as you walk up to Blueno. As you take off your suit and unbutton your shirt Blueno starts talking.

"I'm surprised. We half-expected the Straw Hats to come after their comrade. But not you."

"Your point?"

"The World Government is a massive organization comprised of over 170 nations around the world. Invading this island is an act of aggression against all of them. You will experience the combined might and wrath of the government. You will be mercilessly hunted down by them. The entire world will cast you out, its rules will no longer protect you. After entering Enies Lobby you no longer have a future. So I'm wondering why. What reason do you have for sealing your own fate? Is it money? Or petty revenge? You'd doom yourself for such petty things?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOkvZQknY6E

"YAAAAAWN! Quit babbling. You don't get it. Yeah I wanna pay you back, yeah I'm going to take your money. But only because I can."
You start stretching as your shirt slides off, exposing your tattooed back.
"You said the rules won't protect me anymore. Boy you're dumb! I'm a pirate! Those rules never protected me, they are there to protect you from me!"

"In a manner of speaking you're correct. Technically you did seal your fate when you went against the rules of the world-"

"Wrong. I went against your rules only. And I did it because they didn't let me do what I want."

"Hmph. So you're just an ignorant child then. You can't do whatever you want because the world is not yours. It belongs to the gods, they own it and they make up the rules."

"So... if I tore off every marines, government agents and Tenryubitos and everyone elses head who went against me would the world belong to me? Would you say the same things?"

Bluenos eyes widen a little.
"What are you saying?"

"Basically... I'm here because I don't like you guys! You tell everyone Justice this, Justice that. You tell others what they can and can't do! I'm here to tell you: No!"

>>4650290

>If I kill everyone who would oppose me, would I rule the world?

Yes, and this is a very dangerous thought to put into Silvers head Blueno. Please, for the sake of so very many lives, chose your next words carefully.

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>>4650290
>I'm here to tell you: No!
>Silver's face

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"How foolish. You fought me once and lost. In your foolish desire for defiance you came here to die. You've experienced the six paths twice so you should be aware of the difference between our powers. But as you wish. I'll have your final words hanged around your neck once you end up in the gallows."
Blueno bends his knees as he begins focusing on you.
"Soru!"

He moves again with the same blinding speed you've seen from these guys before. But this time you're ready. When he comes around to attack you throw a kick and hit his side. He stops his movement and looks at you in disbelief as he realizes you can track him now. He stops and hardens his body with that Tekkai thing they like to use so much. But punching him in the face you prove that it's not enough anymore. His body is stiff and heavy so he falls over like a log and his landing cracks the floor. As he he gets a split lip he realizes the dreadful truth. He uses his Soru with Geppo to get far enough away from you. He pants and wipes his face in disbelief.
"What? How did you get strong enough to damage us? I know you damaged Kalifa but she was the weakest of us... So how?"

"I had a nap! Now come on Cow! Time for you to get MILKED!"

>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form
>Use your weapons on him but no devil fruit yet
>FULL FORCE, NO BREAKS! Use everything!
>Other?

>>4650323
>>FULL FORCE, NO BREAKS! Use everything!
Let's not get too cocky

>>4650323
>I had a nap!
The best remedy
>Now come on Cow! Time for you to get MILKED!
S-Silver, that's... not... how..

>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form

>>4650323
>FULL FORCE, NO BREAKS! Use everything!

Tenno
Silver
Banzai.

>>4650323
>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form

>>4650323
>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form

I mean the longer we fight him the better chance we have to learn his stuff right?

>>4650337
We already know his stuff it's better to just end as fast as possible

>>4650323
>>Use your weapons on him but no devil fruit yet

>Let's see how far you can push him in just your regular form

>>4650340
I am assuming the anon is saying about learning to use the paths while fighting against blueno

You want to style on Blueno huh?
>writing

3d10+2 best of 3, dc 15, crit 21

>>4650351
We already have three barely trained martial arts, why spread Silver even thinner?

Rolled 4, 10, 9 + 2 = 25 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650354

Come one

>>4650355
Greed.
I mean, it is a core pirate virtue for sure but still... I'm ya, for what its worth.

Rolled 4, 6, 2 + 2 = 14 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650354
You call a 25 styling. This is how to style on a man

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>>4650358
Jesus this guy really can't catch a break can't he? Even in an alternate universe he's destined to be a punching bag

>>4650361
Well, I suppose it is IC if nothing else.

Rolled 6, 2, 3 + 2 = 13 (3d10 + 2)

>>4650354

>>4650355
Obviously we are not talking about all, most anons in the old thread are talking about taking just one to not spread silver thin. We don't want another flashman case.

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>>4650393
And for a few moments I read something very different from "flashman" and I was worried, very worried... And strangely curious.

>>4650393
I'm sorry but what's Flashman?

>>4650413
the character we played as in One Piece Bounty Photographer quest.

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You take off all your weapons and toss them on the ground and give Blueno a smirk. He doesn't take that well.
"What is this? Are you mocking me? Just because you could get a few good hits in you suddenly think you're better than me?"

"Yes. You can't kill me. You're not even people."

"What?"

"I asked before. If I made the rules would you force others to follow them? No. You only care about the rules because you like them. So you blindly follow what others tell you to do. You're not people, just tools. And a tool can't beat me."

"Tch. Geppo!"
He flies into the air and bounces around by kicking nothing. But for someone like you who's used to flying it looks downright silly.
"Shigan! Tekkai-Sai!"

He tries to stab you once but you easily dodge it, after which he jumps around a little more and uses something more destructive. By hardening his body he increases his density and manages to crash down quite hard. It's an interesting way of fighting which teaches you a lot but it's not like he's dangerous. Not when he has to fight you alone the massive coward. He shows up again and throws one of those dangerous kicks.
"RANKYAKU!"

You stomp down on his leg and make it hit the ground, leaving a similar crater as he did with his whole body. The cutting air still shoots out but now it completely misses you. He's left speechless as you reach forward and grab his face with one hand and hit the back of his skull with your fist. Blueno gets shaken quite a bit which leaves you ample time to work on his body. Crouching down you hit his side with a Hasshoken punch and as he's reeling you lift him up and throw him over your head. You want to finish him up by kicking his face in with your heel but when you turn around he's no longer there and you don't see him moving around with that Soru either. Suddenly you hear his voice.
"Door Door."

You see two hands popping out of the floor and pulling you down through a pair of holes that weren't there before. Blueno appears from another man shaped hole a few steps away.
"What is this? A devil fruit?"

"Of course. I'm the Door Door man. I can turn anything I touch into a door-"

He tries to swipe his hand across your face but you punch it away with your arm. To your surprise it "opens" like there are invisible hinges on one side, leaving the arm to flop around aimlessly. You manage to close it by swinging it in the other direction and throw a kick hard enough to break through the floor and almost hit Blueno who has to use Soru to dodge. He's controlling his breathing to catch his breath.
"You're a very dangerous fighter. I've underestimated you..."

You crawl out of that hole he made and dust yourself off.
"Hmmm thank. But I was always this strong. I just couldn't sleep for two days before. And you had someone hold me down. So I guess you're just the weak one."

"Don't underestimate me! I still have several techniques."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBhbmwpfWk0

"Yeah I guess that's neat. But this is not enough."

"Just wait and see-"

"No. I'm not enough. If fighting weenies like you takes this long then I'll get tired by the time I get to the fun part and I don't want that. I could use my devil fruit but that also has problems. It's big and bulky. I can't move around much in small spaces and others can hit me too easily. But I'd like to hit harder. So... sorry if this will feel bad especially after I whomped you so hard. But it doesn't feel good playing with you. I hope you'll understand. Silver-Shift!"

You crouch down and start breathing controlling your breathing to help you focus. The familiar sensation of your devil fruit activating and transforming you can be felt but now it's different. Your arms remain relatively the same and don't turn into wings but your claws do extend a bit. The rest of your body doesn't change much either, it just gets covered by a thick coat of fur and your body thickens. What REALLY changes is your head area. Your ears grow out and become more pronounced while your neck gets more muscular with heavy veins popping out. Your smile also widens until your mouth reaches from ear to ear.
"Turelim!"

"Turelim? What is this? Some non-standard form? Your solution to the problem was an intermediary state? You really think half of a devil fruit will be enough?!"
You don't answer to him instead invite him to come and attack you.

Now... this won't last long. Especially with the state he's in. But you probably should decide exactly how much you want to mess him up.

>Just knock him out
>Go for the throat
>Other?

>>4650449
>>Just knock him out

>>4650449
>Just knock him out
People die when they are killed, but tools just get knocked unconscious.

>>4650449
>Just knock him out

>>4650449
>>Go for the throat

>>4650449
>Just knock him out

>>4650449
>>Go for the throat

>>4650449
>Go for the throat

>>4650449
>Go for the throat
Kill. Kill. Kill.
Then milk

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>>4650470

>>4650449

>Just knock him out

>>4650449
>>Go for the throat
Also
>Legacy of Cain
Most excellent

Hm, we seem to be coming to a draw.
Would "needs serious medical attention" be a reasonable middle point between "unconscious" and "dead"?

>>4650500
He needs to lose at least 20 pounds of body mass for me to be satisfied.

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>>4650496
>Cain
You outed yourself anon. How dare you mistype his name?

>>4650504
In my defense I'm day drinking

It's a 50/50 split
How does
>Cripple for life
sound as a compromise?

>>4650517
Fine by me.

>>4650517
It's ok, better than letting the government assassin off with nothing.

>>4650517
Good enough

>>4650517
Sounds good he's a piece of shit so he deserves it and more

>>4650517
Sounds ok

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Okay. Now this means I'm not sure which move Silver will use so I'll let the dice decide
1=Precise
2=Not precise
>writing

>>4650531
Would a non precise crippling be worse for him?

>>4650537
My bet is that it will be a lot worse for any bystanders/buildings

>>4650537
It's not the nature of the crippling, but the attack
One is very deliberate while the other... has a larger splash zone

>>4650542
Poor luff getting his meat ruined

There are two quests marked 4 in the archive

>>4650543
Do you really think there's anything left of those? Silver is fast but not THAT fast

>>4650545
Yeah. That's my bad. I was a dingus and archived 5 as 4

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Blueno sweats nervously. He does believe you're bluffing but he already took quite a severe beating and now you're using your devil fruit. This means he'd need to use his advanced Rokushiki techniques as well as his own devil fruit in tandem. But with that he could definitely stand up to you even if it means shamelessly running away from Straw Hat.
"Right then. Sor-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_a5_jsGPfg

He gets smack in the face. He looks around searching for you but he sees nothing. Soon he feels his body being attacked from every direction by invisible hands and feet. Blueno violently convulses as the attacks don't stop. Eventually he tries to use Kami-e but it doesn't do anything and then he manages to activate Tekkai but it offers very little resistance. Finally once you feel like he had enough you stop and appear with a smirk on your face. Blueno doesn't want to believe his eyes. He couldn't see your speed but at the last moment when you slowed down he understood what it was.

"N-No! This can't be... It's the bastardized version of Soru you pirate scum stole! To think you're deranged enough to use it URK! The ears!"
Things connected in the agents brain and he realized what was happening.
"Y-You tailor made a form to make up for the weakness of Shakushi?!"

"Ooooooh! It has a name? Cool!"
You whisper.

It's widely believed Shakushi is the pirates attempt at copying Soru, but some people claim it's the other way around that the "Shave" is the more refined form of the barbarous Shakushi. Whatever the case is, the superiority of the Rokushiki technique is unquestionable (for a marine). In terms of speed they are equal but Soru is more focused, it's used in short bursts repeatedly and can only travel in one direction. On the other end Shakushi has no need for stopping and course adjusting as it's a constant way of movement. But its speed is literally blinding, leaving the user only capable of seeing vague outlines. As such it's deemed too dangerous to use and only lunatic pirates who don't care about collateral damage or the lives of their allies use it. It's quite a terrifying technique but since Blueno knows it very well he can beat it. Yes he can!

"GIANT TRAP DOOR!"

He slams his hand down and the entire floor beneath you splits apart. You both fall to the lower level as the door he made closes above your head. Blueno wastes no time using Soru to close all the curtains on the floor to create as much darkness as he can. Now he was free to use his specialty, assassination.

>>4650583
Slow clap, that's some clever work there Spooky.

Kuro's thing, isn't it? But but when using it you're blind as a bat... But we are a bat, so its actually fine. Seriously my man, that's a nice tie-in and way to leverage our fruit.
And they said a Zoan would be dull.

Out of sight, out of mind and without a sound Blueno sneaks up on you. He watches your every movement and adjusts his own so he's always positioned with something between you. But it's not like he has a lot to do since you just stand there menacingly. Finally he gets within his own attack range and he extends two fingers on his right hand. The Double Shigan should be more than enough to finish anyone off if it hits a vital part which he can definitely aim for from behind you. He throws the attack but finds it stopped when you reach above your shoulder to catch the two fingers pointing at the nape of your neck. Blueno pulls free of your hold but that simple squeeze was enough to break both his fingers. You smile and with an uppercut send him back to the roof and jump after him, putting a second hole in the construct.

"H-How?"
The CP9 agent struggles to his feet.
"I-I made no sound! It can't be! Don't tell me you have Haki?"

"Kek! What are you talking about? You made a ton of sound! You're making it even now! Thump, thump, thump! And it's quite quick! Are you scared?"

"Y-You can track my heartbeat?!"

"Yeap! Cool isn't it? Now. Wanna see what it's like when I use it to attack?"

For the first time the CP9 agent has no clever rebuttal, no doubt in his heart. He realizes that so far everything you meant everything you said 100%. So if everything up until now didn't count as an offensive act then he needs to RUN! But it's a bit too late for that now as he forgot an important little oddity. Up until now you've been speaking in whispers. Yet he heard every word clearly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNWSDvDqm9g

You let out a whistle and it blows his legs out from under him. An invisible blast hit his kneecap and that leg of his is now useless. He raises his hands, not in an attempt to make a door but in protest.
"Enough! I yield!"

"Nah! You chose this! But don't worry, you won't die. Killing a tool is stupid, breaking it is enough."
You put both of your hands out and raise them to your face as if you were holding a ball. Opening your enlarged mouth you begin screaming into the cupped hands and you start moving them around. There is a clearly visible ball of white "stuff" forming in front of you but it's hard to tell exactly what it is but there is one strange thing to note: It makes no sound. It's quite simple really. From Hasshoken you learned how to use vibrations and figured out how to throw your voice and from Fish-man Karate you learned how to manipulate water as if it was a solid object, then there was that interesting attack that Franky guy used... When the principles of these are applied it lets you mold and control sound like it was putty. And now you rolled a lot of "voice" into a small ball. Grinning you prepare to throw the attack.
"SILVER STYLE! LAUGHING BOMB!"

>>4650637
Ah man, combining arts is always so cool.

>>4650637
I can't wait until someone tries to temporarily stop their heart to try and sneak up on Silver only to realize that muscles in motion make a sound that isn't identifiable to the human ear. Good ol' friction.

After pitching the bomb like you usually do cannonballs onboard your ship it explodes as soon as it hits the ground near Bluenos legs. In the span of a second it expands into a dome, sending the cow in the air, his body a mangled mess. He almost falls off the edge but you grab him by the arm and toss him back on the roof. Your claim of not killing him would be pretty disingenuous otherwise.
"Kek! Did you see that? I didn't know every hole of yours can bleed like that! I wonder if his butt is bleeding as well!"
Your body reverts to its default state and you exhale with relief. As strong as the Turelim is, it's demanding to keep up both mentally and physically. Takes a lot of concentration to make sure you don't do something stupid and it tires you out.
"SO! How was that mister Mummy Dee Goofy?! Bet you can't do anything like THAT!"

Luffys eyes shift away from you, his mouth puckers up and he starts whistling as he talks. He also starts waving his hand dismissively.
"Oh yeah that was nice! You're strong! I wish I could become stronger like that. But I can't"

"HAH! I KNEW IT!"

And I officially ran out of notes that I prepared.
Soooo I guess I'll call things off here.
Have a good night everyone!

>>4650656
Good night QM

>>4650656
Peace

>>4650656
good night and thank you for running

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>>4650637
>pic related
>>4650653
kek
Luffy wants to gear so bad
Or wait have we retarded his gear development by stealing his fights against Blueno, I can't remember?
>>4650656
Good night and thanks for the run

>>4650667
I think he already had it, he did say he can't become stronger "like that"

>>4650656
Good night! Good stuff as always

>>4650667
Yeah he says he came up with the gear techniques after getting beaten by Kizaru.

>>4650676
I thought he learned exactly one line of sarcasm.

>>4650656
Thanks for run.
>>4650667
I am pretty sure luffy already knows how to use the gears.

>>4650676
>>4650687
It's good that he learned it against someone else
All I remember is that Blueno was the first one he used it on
>>4650685
Wat

>>4650698
Wrong Admiral sorry, I meant he said he came after the technique when he loses to Kuzan after the foxy pirate thing.

>>4650656
Good run. But did Silver already forget about Lacroix? >>4650123

>>4650709
Destroy a man's balls and there is nothing of him to remember.

>>4650870
'''Ouch'''

>>4650870
Sorry Lacroix but you've gotta go to the okama island now.

Bats live for 40 years easily even if they have the metabolism crazier then a rat who lives around 2 or so years thats a 20 times increase in lifespan so imagine how long silver will live

>>4651300
>so imagine how long silver will live
Considering the amount of organ damage he probably has/will have from his constant fighting I'd be surprised if he lived to be 60. Even little stuff builds up over time.

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>>4650709
>>4650870
>>4651272

>>4651300
You do know we are talking about the guy who plays games which involves his head splitting open and bleeding, quote, "for hours"

The fact that he has survived himself is a bloody miracle

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Pic powers if I'm not wrong are basically just super vibrations, so would be possible to make a weak version of near all whitebeard attacks with the turelim ?

>>4651483
In a manner of speaking, yes. Though they'd be little more than cheap knock-offs. And the Turelim is not necessary, it's only needed to produce stronger sound waves. Manipulating them can be done even in base form

>>4651404
His retarded strength and constitution are gods way of compensating. Plus, if you got no brain to speak of it means you can't get brain damage either. He's invincible

>>4651483
I guess that's not entirely wrong of a sorts.

But you're basically comparing the atomic bomb to a lump of C4.

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>5th thread not archived
Who fucked up?

>>4651483
The stuff WB was doing during fight yeah but I doubt Silver will ever make seaquakes.

>>4651834
I did anon
Accidentally named #5 as #4 as well. So there are two #4's now.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/4599869/
Here

>>4651845
thanks, bro

So I did a thing
Here's the thing

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My Valentine


"Maaaan that was a nice nap!"
It's not uncommon for the weather to turn good at sea and it usually means "Party Time". But even then due to the fickle nature of the Grand Line you must all remain vigilant, for the weather could drastically change without any warning signs. But it's quite unusual to find a sweet spot such as this one that's at the equilibrium point between two islands. The weather is now sunny and temperate, perfect for some much needed relaxation. But as you look around you have to realize you're all alone.
"Where is everyone?"

You start searching for the others because they usually go out of their way to not do ANYTHING during these precious breaks. Yet now they are nowhere to be found. Curious. You smell some rather mouth-watering scent coming from the kitchen and head in there. Almost immediately you hear arguing.

"Could you just THIS ONCE let it go?"

"Fahk you! I'm the one making it so I get to decide what goes in! And as long as I'm the cook you won't eat a scrap on this ship without poison in it! But... just this one I'm willing to compromise."

"Thank you."
Jaws is sitting at the table with Will at his side while Gu is busy in the kitchen.
"William, do you know how to make a bow?"

"I know lots! I can even fold paper angels!"

"That's good. Do both. I'll fold some boxes out of these metal sheets."

You scratch your head at this unusual display.
"What are you guys doing? And where are the others?"

"I sent them below deck to search for my stash of good wine. Little do they know I already have it here."
Jaws pulls a bottle out from under the table.
"Care to join us Silver? We're making gifts."

"Gifts? I LOVE GIFTS!"

"Not for you! It's for the ladies!"

"B-But I want gifts..."

"Well tough luck. Because it's valentines day."

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"Who's this Valentine that thinks he gets to have gifts but I don't?! I'LL KICK HIS ASS!"

"Shhhh! Not so loud! Come help us pack the chocolate and I'll tell you what's up."

Grumpy but eager to find out who the asshole is you got to beat up now you sit down and help pack Omukades chocolates into Murrays boxes so Will can wrap them up nicely. Sadly chocolate has a tendency to melt in your hand so you earn a few strangulations from the chef, especially when you try to eat them, then he got REALLY angry. And now you have to use your sword as a spatula while Murray tells you the gist of things. Apparently Valentines day is a holiday where men are supposed to give girls gifts, usually in the form of sweets or flowers. And since your access to greenery is limited that leaves you with chocolate and expensive booze. Frankly you find the very idea to be ridiculous. Why do guys have to give away good gifts for nothing in turn just because some butthole says so?

Regardless, you do manage to finish packing the boxes just in time for the girls to come back up looking mighty pissed.
"HEY MURRAY! I don't KNOW where you left your drink and I don't care! Bet it's not even that good anyway."

Snickering to himself Jaws shouts out.
"Oh sorry about that. We actually found it in the kitchen and forgot to tell you about it!"

"SONOFA-"
You hear angry footsteps coming towards you as Marcella kicks down the door.
"Okay but if you don't share I SWEAR... What are you dumbasses doing?"

"Ahem. Well given how we've known each other for the longest... Happy Valentines day Marcella."

Everyone else also picks up a box and approaches a lady of their choice.
"Happy Valentines day Lyda. Thanks again for stitching me up that day."

"Happy Valentines day Mother!"

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That leaves only you with Angel remaining the only one who hasn't received their present yet. She barely even realizes her situation and she merely enjoys the expressions of the others, so you feel justified in clutching the box and sneaking away with it but as you take the first step you realize something. There IS one thing you covet more than the sweets right now. So you meekly approach Angel and tap her on the shoulder.
"Chocolate for the chocolate?"

Angel didn't know how to react, at first it didn't even register that you talked to her. After staring at you awkwardly for several moments she unintentionally reached for the box and took it.
"W-Well. I suppose it'd be rude to refuse a gift."

She said so but her expression and the things she said were in complete dissonance. She raises the box up to her chin, her gaze completely fixated on it. Her mouth is trying to curl into a smile but she's clearly fighting it, resulting in a weird wobbling of her lips. She's almost shaking she's so giddy. She was never allowed to have or participate in girly things. Why would she? Hers was a long and proud bloodline of warriors and she herself was a huntress. Her duty was to be strong to be of use to the tribe, her marriage would be a pact made out of necessity and tradition. She was to be matched with another strong warrior to produce a child who'd carry on her legacy. Such frivolous things were not important. But there she had it. A small box of indulgence and sin. The wrapping was so cute, it was almost a waste to destroy it but the contents it hid away were more tantalizing.

"W-Would it be a problem if we, if we shared one?"
Now we're talking! She took out one chocolate ball and plopped it down in your palm while she took one for herself. Gently she placed it into her mouth and rolled around the sweet treat, allowing the melting chocolate to slide into every inch of her orifice. She was beyond divine, Hagetaka simply had no words to describe it and could only moan... Until the thin layer of chocolate broke down, revealing the secret inside which made her eyes snap open in abject horror.

Omukade is not an unreasonable man, obsessed yes but not unreasonable. When he said he was willing to compromise he meant it. For many things can be considered poisons, it's part of his philosophy. Medicine can become poison depending on context and dosage while the reverse is also true. And the thing he put in there is actual poison. However it also serves as the cornerstone of medicine itself and human culture as a whole. It is a slow killing poison that is only lethal over a long periods of time or in one massive dosage. However it is normally not used for killing, only suicide. And those sweets were full of it. Bonbons filled with delicious cognac.

"SILVER NO!"
She reached out to stop him. But her suddenly reaching out only had one effect.

GULP
"hic"

I wasn't originally going to make one of these but then I got a pretty good idea. Anyway I hope you like it
In other news I'm planning on running Tuesday at 15:00 GMT

>>4653619
Damn fine work, sir.
Now I want an omake for the aftermath once they got Silver to sleep

>>4653614
Nice

>>4653619
Ah the joys of filling our sweet crewmate's orifice with sin
Rock on Spooky

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>>4653614
Gu you fool. You should have known Silver would get his hands on a chocolate somehow. The end is nigh!

Due to unforeseen consequences I must move todays tgread back 1 day
So I'll be running on Wednesday 15:00 GMT instead

>>4655059
See you tomorrow then.

Fuck I'm finally done.
Anyway I feel pretty shitty for missing my original time so here. Due to popular demand:
The ending

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One hour later

Captain Silvers rampage has been stopped. Or rather, it ended when he finally ran out of steam.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."
Much groaning can be heard throughout the hull of the Dauntless as the scattered Silver Pirates lay defeated in various positions. One could spend days surveying the damage inflicted and it still wouldn't be conclusive. Luckily for everyone involved none of the destruction wrought is actually threatening, it's just annoying. Molten, syrupy goodness covers the inside of the ship with black droplets of chocolate dripping everywhere.

"Mother, I don't think I like chocolate anymore."

"I-"
Ann had to hold back her own barf.
"I understand j-just stay strong William. You gotta be a strong boy because if you throw up now I-"

"Mother you're the only one doing that-"

"How? I want to know how are my GILLS CLOGGED!"

"P-Please, no more! My tummy can't take more abuse! I feel chocolate leaking from my stitches!"

Hagetaka also hissed while she laid face down, covered from head to toe in sweet filth.
"This is so humiliating. By the ancestors it's, it's everywhere. I'm filled! I can no longer call myself a maiden, much less a warrior!"
*sob*

"Gu..."

"Yes Marcella?"

"This won't come out of my suit will it?"

"No."

"Sigh. I just want to know. What the fuck went through your head that made you think putting alcohol in the choco was a good idea?"

"First, it wasn't me who fed him! And second, before ANY of you start blaming me further, I'll have you know that I used up ALL of the cocoa I could find! I... literally have no clue how he got ANY, let alone THIS MUCH!"

Marcella sighed and rolled over onto her back. There was no point in trying to stay clean anymore. She looked to her side and there he was. Snoring and sleeping soundly like nothing happened at all, with his little chocolate covered pet crab snoozing on him. He likely won't even have a hangover tomorrow which is just icing on the cake. She reached over and gently patted him on the head.
"Sleep well little dumbo... Because tomorrow... I'll CRUSH YOUR BALLS!"

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>>4655324
>how are my GILLS CLOGGED!
Lots of keks were had. Good one.

>>4655324
Kek

>>4655324
>stay strong William

>>4655324
>I'll CRUSH YOUR BALLS!"
Kinky.

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>>4655324
>the day Silver defiled his entire crew in the sweetest way
>even the women and children

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Satisfied with your work you pick up your stuff and get dressed. Afterwards you feel the need to wipe yourself off with a towel since you're overheated. However you have no such thing on your person so you go and rip off a piece of Bluenos clothes to clean yourself with. As you do you get to take a good look at your own handiwork. It's really impressive all things considered.

"Well at least he won't have to worry about putting on pants in the morning anymore. I'm kinda jealous really. I always wanted a peg-leg, seemed very piratey. And now he gets to have two!"

"I guess. Still I almost feel bad for the guy."

"Hey don't look at me! I'm not the one who's clumsy enough to loose both his legs! If he was as strong as he said he'd still have them!"

Luffy looks away from Blueno and turns his attention to you.
"Can you keep going?"

"Yeah. I just need to sit down for a little. You don't have more of those meats do you?"

"Get your own meat!"
Figures. You sigh and decide to solve this little problem yourself but as you do Luffy seems to take an issue with it.
"Are you going to eat him?"

"Uh, yeah? Cow meat is delicious!"

"But... he has poop in him."

Shit, he has a point there. Guess it's the Silver Special for you for now. As your stomach growls you feed it a knuckle sandwich to make it shut up and sit down to get some rest. Just as you do you hear some ruckus going on upstairs and so does Luffy. Most likely they heard your big boom in the big tower at the opposite side of the canyon. The remaining CP9 goons are making their appearance and they line up to look down at you. Apparently there are 3 more of them that you didn't know about. They are mainly focused on Blueno or... what's left of him. And you don't exactly get the feeling that they are very good friends, none of them are. At best they seem to be disgusted with the sight, thinking that it's pathetic, at worst they are genuinely enjoying seeing him broken. They seem to be talking amongst themselves, however it's too far for even your eyes to catch so you only hear snippets. They are assuming Straw Hat did that. Those assholes! YOU were the one doing the work! NOT HIM! Whatever.

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At the very least Luffy himself doesn't seem to care about that and he just starts shouting at them, boy got some lungs.
"OOOOOOOOOOOOY! WHEEEEERE'S ROBIIIIN?! GIVE HER BAAAACK!"
That cat guy smirks and he begins tugging on a chain. Oh no. You feel your hunger disappearing on its own. Now you crave something else, something more filling.

Nico Robin is dragged, no, she walks in on her own accord after being given a single yank. Looks like she has her hands cuffed and bound to that chain they are pulling. Most likely that weird Sea Stone material you've had the misfortune of getting acquainted with. As she walks up you see the signs of several emotions on her face, none of them good. Disgust, anger, fear, defeat, all of it aimed square at Luffy. Seriously, why does EVERYONE ignore you?
"Why are you here? Why did you come? I made myself clear didn't I? I didn't want you to be here! SO WHY?"

"What are you talking about Robin? We're here for YOU!"

"I DON'T CARE!"
She snaps, her hostility is clear for everyone. Especially the CP9 guys who seem to be loving this display. There's also another guy you see laughing his ass off but he's keeping to the shadows for now.
"WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?! I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU PEOPLE! I JUST WANT TO DIE!!"

The guy you've seen hiding behind the backs of the agents can no longer hold himself back and he comes out, laughing heartily.
"That's right, that's right! Tell these idiotic mongrels they came to die for nothing HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh I love this!"
He then punches Nico Robin for good measure and kicks her while she's down. She's showing no signs of retaliation.

Luffy seems unfazed by this. Either he doesn't care or... or he knew perfectly well what to expect. Either way seems to be waiting for something and you have a good guess as to what it is. Judging by the tremors coming from below your crewmates have finally caught up and now they are about to make their entrance. This is about to get very personal you feel.

>Join Straw Hat and take a stand
>Sit back and watch things unfold
>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assault
>Other?

>>4656762
>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assault

>>4656762
>Join Straw Hat and take a stand

>>4656762
>>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assault
ain't our rodeo, we promised Merry we would help and we are, but they can keep their inter-crew drama between themselves.

>>4656762
>Sit back and watch things unfold

It's a great scene, but I don't wanna steal steal their moment and she is goofy's nakama... Poor life choices and lack of good taste aside we do want Nico Robin to sign the wanted poster, hm.

>>4656762
>Sit back and watch things unfold

>Shut the ugly Panda looking guy up!

>>4656762
>Go meet your crew downstairs and proceed with the assault

Well it looks like you'll be nope-ing the heck out of there
>>4656808
But not before firing a warning shot

>writing

>>4656813
>>4656808
Hehehe, that's a good addition. Nice thinking there, That's what they get for ignoring us like that

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You stand up and get ready to move downstairs. Gotta meet the others and discuss how to proceed. Besides, you got a pretty good inkling as to what's going to happen.

And just as you predicted Luffy sticks a finger in his nose and responds.
"What are you talking about Robin? I mean everyone kinda came to rescue you. So the least you can do is let us break you out. Then you can decide what you want to do, okay?"

As he finishes the roof begins rumbling and a huge tornado bursts out from the building. The rest of the Straw Hats and Franky come out of the hole it dug after a brief bout of cursing and you take that as the sign to leave. But before you do there are a few things you want to take care of. First is that panda looking guy wearing the leather belts on his face. Aside looking stupid he's incredibly infuriating, not just how he's treating the chained up Nico Robin but how he constantly keeps insulting everyone. So you take out your trusty Jezail and with a quick twirl fire off a warning shot. Into his face. The BOOM stops everyone for a moment and they all look as the bullet travels. Unfortunately Rob Pussy over there transformed into his zoan form and caught the bullet with his hand. Still the shockwave alone was enough to knock Panda on his ass and shut him up so, Mission Accomplished.

With a smirk on your face you jump down the hole and in bat form fly to where Marcellas cursing can be heard.
"Roronoa you cock flavored avocado! If you do that again I'll shove one of your swords up your ASS and make you do Santoryu THAT WAY!"

"Hey."

"Oh Silver. The Hell is going on up there?"

"Not much. Goofy and company are trying to reach their nakama. I think it's working. Anyway, while those loosers are distracted we can move on ahead! I'm racing Luff to the top to see who gets to kill Panda!"

"Panda? What are you talking about? Anyway, we can't. Have you seen what's out there? A massive FUCKING chasm! Apparently there are two levers in the two towers here that can lower a bridge. But the Franky Family should be working on that. We can't go until they pull them."

"Ahem. Allow me."
Ann steps up and pulls out something out from under her habit. It's a MASSIVE net seemingly made out of silk.

"Whoooa! When did you have the time to fart all that out?"

"Not. Now. Silver!"
She grits her teeth.
"With this one we should be able to fly across. If that is agreeable with everyone."

Jaws pumps his fists in excitement.
"That's the spirit Sister! Okay captain! Looks like we have a ride-"

>Hmmmm. Don't like it. Those guys can fly. They could shoot us down
>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!
>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!
>Other?

>>4656830
>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!

>>4656830
>>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!

>>4656830
>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!

>>4656830
>Hmmmm. Don't like it. Those guys can fly. They could shoot us down

Seems far too risky. Any number of the stronger CP members could just fly over and cut the damn thing.

>>4656830
>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then! Be careful though some of the enemies can fly.

>>4656830
>>Yosh! Let's ride this bad boy straight to the top!

>>4656830
>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!

>>4656830
>Okay. We can cross without a bridge then!
Let's not get too cocky

>I'll shove one of your swords up your ASS and make you do Santoryu THAT WAY!"
Toppest of keks

I was getting worried you were about to pick going straight for the enemy while there are several Rokushiki masters present
Glad you got some self preservation. You get the easier dice now
>Writing

3d10+2 best of 3, dc: 15, crit: 18

Rolled 8, 4, 8 + 2 = 22 (3d10 + 2)

>>4656863
TO THE MOON

Rolled 3, 8, 1 + 2 = 14 (3d10 + 2)

>>4656863

Rolled 3, 10, 5 + 2 = 20 (3d10 + 2)

>>4656863

>>4656863
It's fine, they're being distracted by the straw hats and Panda is being distracted by the fact that a pirate actually tried to kill him instead of just shouting impotently.

So ideas for what we do here? I vote we steal all they have, beat up an agent or two. Then bolt.

>>4656900
MONEY

>>4656900
We want our money back, We want to honour our promise to Merry and we definetly want Nico Robin's autograph!

Besides they have to have something neat to steal, and then we wreck shop... If this is some kind of judge-prison place then it is our duty as a pirate to make sure they can't use it against innocent good and upstanding pirates for as long as possible.

Then there's also not being upstaged by Goofy. Definitely don't want that to happen

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You have the net tied around you and the others get in it like a basket.
"Okay this is good! Now we can just fly over like this! If we stay low they might not shoot us down."

"Hmmmm. Might take longer that way but it is safer. Your call captain."

Jaws comments on your decision and proceeds to punch a hole in the nearby wall so you can fly out of it. As you take off you find out that you are in fact safe from this low of an angle because there is a GIANT fiery explosion going off at the top of the building. You're much too focused on flying to pay it any real attention, however the comments of the others do paint a pretty clear picture.

"Did-"

"they-"

"just-"

"declare-"

"war-"

"on the Government?"

Judging by the absolute lack of enemy attacks raining down on your head, you'd guess the Pizza boys are just as shocked by this development as your guys are. Still, it does serve as a very good distraction which you intend to fully make use of. Without any interruptions you manage to fly right up to the Tower of Justice and with a subtle but noticeable SLAM into the wall you notify the others you've arrived.
"Erm. Jaws?"

"Roger."

After a bit of focusing Murray punches a sizable hole in the wall which allows everyone to safely. There is security inside as expected but it takes them a while to recover from the fact that a HOLE was just blown into the wall. It's your crew who throws the first punch, namely Angel who quickly realizes the enemy has recovered and preemptively goes in to reduce the number of firearms they have. Or more accurately the number of arms they have for firing. A full scale brawl breaks out with plenty of Marine and Government Agent blood being shed as you all pummel them. However this is only a temporary thing, a necessary culling so you can safely move on with your stuff. As the last of the guards get their lights knocked out all alarms go off in the building, notifying everyone not at the gates about your intrusion. Looks like it's party time.

"Orders Captain?"

>I'm going up. You can do as you please
>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!
>They are upstairs! So we're going upstairs! Follow me!
>Other?

>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!
>> One group goes too the very top and the other goes too the very bottom. Everyone knows their where the best loot is kept.

>>4656917
Supporting

>>4656917
+1

>>4656917
I can't argue with that logic, second!
Especially our money, worst come to worst we can beat someone up and they'l tell us where they took our belli

Should we steal Funkfreed?

>>4656910
Backing this >>4656917

>>4656910
>I'm going up. You can do as you please

>>4656925
Yes, but only to piss off panda.
We can sell it back to the WG or some random shop afterwards

>>4656910
>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!
>Other?

We still hungry? Should we get some food, Franky shouldn't need to refresh in this timeline so we won't interrupt that.

>>4656910
>Search for anything valuable! I want to move everything before we sink this place!

>>4656917
Well this garnered a lot of support.
A two pronged attack sounds good.
However... did you really think Spandam would just LEAVE that much money around when he could have it for himself?
>writing

We'll just smash everything he owns and take it for ourselves

>>4656963
I bet he has a gold statue of himself somewhere.

We should yoink it.

>>4656963
... I halfway expected him to fill a bath with it and frolic around like scrooge mcduck, yes

Think he has more Devil Fruits or other valuable Items laying around in his safes?

… Actually, should we steal those Seastones Handcuffs while we're at it?

>>4656980
>… Actually, should we steal those Seastones Handcuffs while we're at it?
Good idea, anon

>>4656980
Yea, yea that seems like a handy thing to have... Tho I can guarantee you they will be used against us by the crew at some point.

Then again, cuffs without keys are kind of useless so we'd have to get our hands on those too.

Yea, yea that seems like a handy thing to have... Tho I can guarantee you they will be used against us by the crew at some point.

Then again, cuffs without keys are kind of useless so we'd have to get our hands on those too.

Maybe pull an Ussop and throw them onto the Cp9 members?

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You grin as you start planning. Naturally the Goofy Gang will go through this place and cut a swath through their ranks as they go and rescue Nico Robin. But it'd be SUCH a shame to leave all these shiny knick-knacks just lying around when you sink this fucking island into the sea! It's not called the Judicial Island for nothing. There are all sorts of golden goodies like scales or other symbolic things, but you also bet there are other valuables.You bet some of the judged criminals belongings end up here, maybe all do. And just what kind of a good, upstanding pirate would leave his fellows belongings here?

"LISTEN UP EVERYONE! Sweep the entire place from top to bottom! Take anything worth a damn that's not nailed down! THEN TAKE THE NAILS!"

Two groups start forming from your crew, those who'll go upstairs and those who'll go down into the basement. Because obviously the top-most and bottom-most places are where the shinies are kept. But there is just one problem, the strong guys are all upward so this means the two groups are not at all balanced. The ones going down will be Ann with Will by her side at all times, Stitches who makes sure they survive and Jaws just in case anyone strong ends up being there. Originally Toxin was going to do that part but he insisted on going up. Speaking of up, the other two are naturally Hook and Angel, both of whom seem eager for a scrap. And since you got the best mobility out of anyone you'll be the vanguard and lead the charge ahead of everyone. Angel, Toxin and Hook have trouble keeping up with you at first but as more and more meat is thrown at you it gets increasingly more difficult to make any progress. But the first REAL problem only rears its ugly head when you realize just how many floors there are. And you'll need to climb ALL of them. Just looking up at the seemingly never ending floors is making you dizzy. What's worse is that the thought of climbing all those floors is making a rumbly in your tummy. And Gu is not looking like he's about to provide you with something tasty anytime soon. He still looks like he's one foot in the grave.

>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
>Ditch the others and look for food
>Stick together even if it means you'll get bogged down
>Other?

>>4657016
>>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you

>>4657016
>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
Cheese Pizza is bound to have some food with them, which we can take once we beat them!

>>4657016
>>Ditch the others and look for food
You cannot assault the government with an empty stomach

>>4657016
>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
Gonna start up with our cannibalism, poop or not

>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you
>> Have one of them stay on your back while your flying

>>4657016
>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you

>>4657016
>>Fly up ahead of everyone. Better to not give the Cheese Pizza any time to prepare for you

Oh dear sweet lord. You guys are dead set on rushing straight to Lucci aren't you?
And here I was hoping I can use the line "Can't kill on an empty stomach"
>writing

And let's see how well can you blitz past all that bullshit
3d10+1 best of 3, dc:15, crit 20

Rolled 3, 6, 6 + 1 = 16 (3d10 + 1)

>>4657062

Payback for when you called us a "Self preservation" whatever that means, you meanie!

Rolled 8, 8, 5 + 1 = 22 (3d10 + 1)

>>4657062
Get fucked, catboy

Rolled 9, 2, 4 + 1 = 16 (3d10 + 1)

>>4657062

Rolled 5, 7, 6 + 1 = 19 (3d10 + 1)

>>4657062

>>4657068
>>4657064
>>4657067

We got a pair and a crit, and we're a poker expert with 100% win rate so that means our hand is extra good, right, right?

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>>4657064
>>4657067
>>4657071
>Silver
>Master of poker

>>4657087
We played one game and we won one game, no survivors!
That definitely makes us an expert...
Also that is hilarious, thank you.

>>4657087
>that meme
I did not know I needed that. Now I can't stop laughing.

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>>4657097
>>4657094
There are a bunch of these
>Let it rip Mr. Bond

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"Okay guys. I don't feel like climbing all these. You can take care of that."
You transform into a bat and bail the heck out of the place so you can fly straight up with nobody being able to stop you. Hell most of the Government guys can't even see you. Serves them right for being tools who wear sunglasses inside! Unfortunately your mates don't necessarily agree with your logic.

"SILVEEEER! DON'T YOU DARE LEAVE US HERE YOU LITTLE SHIiiiiiii-"

Laughing you leave them to their fates as the suits encircle them. But you're not too worried because even though they are technically down 1 person, they are still strong. An explosion of glass and the screams of men notify you that Angel has kicked into gear and the sound of dense metal hitting soft flesh becomes perceptible. They got this. So you have no real issue with leaving them behind. As you keep rising you do pass by quite a few of the Cheese Pizza boys, even Kalifa funnily enough. They do recognize that you're casually bypassing their defenses however they just laugh at you and allow you to pass stating "Even Lucci needs some fun". Hmmm well, they haven't exactly been around you long at all so they don't know the kinda fun you get into. Poor dummies. As they descend to prepare for the arrival of their "entertainment" you reach a pretty hefty metal door and after a bit of headscratching carve your way through it. Once this last obstacle has been cleared you start hearing footsteps ahead. Three pairs to be exact, one calm, one scared and one that's being dragged. Jackpot.

Going full speed you manage to catch up to them as they enter a rather large room.
"STOOOOOOOOOP!"
Your shoes screech as they slide across the floor.

As you arrive with a grin the Panda, the Catboy and Nico Robin all stare at you in utter disbelief.
"How did you get here so fast?"

"Huff. Huff. Sorry! I know you're busy with your execution but... I got a favor to ask! Phew. Jesus! Just gimme a minute. Need a breather."
You cough for a little while and spit up a loogie just to be on the safe side.
"Okay. Better! Now... let's get to business! Nico Robin! We meet again! Except this time it's the first time! Now please sign this!"

"W-What?"

"It's your bounty! We're both from the West Blue! I'm a fan! I've been at Ohara too! OH WAIT! I KNOW!"
You put the bounty back in its place and pull out something else. It's the paper you drew for Iceburg, the one where you drew squiggles in the ancient language. Though you intended it to be a bit more eloquent the sign ended up reading a lot like it was written by a monkey. Luckily nobody at present seems to get what it says, except for one.

"ME FRIEND"
It says.

Nico Robins eyes widen, revealing to you that they are indeed quite red. She must've been crying recently. That does put a smile on your face. Not that she was hurt, but that you get to punch these guys in the face now.

I think I'll finish things off here. Next session will hopefully be held at Friday 15:00 GMT.
And it will be time for some hard earned justice. In the mean time I'll try to provide some fights between the crew and other CP9 members

If you don't mind spoilers here are the match-ups. But I'm open for requests
Marcella vs Kalifa
Omukade vs Kumadori
Hagetaka vs Jabra
Ann vs Fukuro

Anyway. I hope you'll have a good day/night!

>>4657182
>tfw this time the pizza boys have to fight two stupid strong pirate crews instead of one
Almost makes you feel bad for them.

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>>4657179
>That does put a smile on your face

>>4657182
Sounds good. The straw hats are gonna join in on the fun, right?

>>4657188
I was thinking about it. And I asked myself, am I that cruel?
The answer is yes

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>>4657103

Wait, that was a great scene but... When did we learn to write squgglies rather then just copying them from memory?

Also Imagine Lucci's thought process right now.

This is why he came to Enies Lobby
This is why he is challenging the dreaded CP9
This is why he plowed through 10.000 marines.
He is going to have to fight and kill this idiot... Because he wanted an autograph.

>>4657209
He probably finds Silver to be a lot like Celestial Dragon in the inane bullshit department.

>>4657182
>silver vs spandam
metal mouth stole our loot.
that money is for dauntless-chan's surgery.

His debt must be paid in blood.

>>4657212
Indeed, I mean... We have another 500 millions reasons to chase them down.

But I'm also really looking forwards to that discussion.
"THAT is why you came?"
"No, promised their ship I'd help... Oh and you stole my money, give it back!"
":..You what?! I, eh. NO ITS MY MONEY NO STUPID PIRATE!"

>>4657190
Oh and about that... 2v1 matches It just means that unlike in canon CP9 won't have to be nerfed and/or act like retards to give the main cast a chance (Nami/Kalifa, Kaku and Jabbra... Sanji and Nami should both have died and Zoro/Usopp shouldn't have been left to tard out and not be punished for it consider how CP9 we're built and hyped up.)

>>4657179
>ME FRIEND
Awww, das sweet

>>4657182
Could our crew tag team with the Straws? Cause I don't wanna steal say like, Sanji's fight with Jabra where he gets his major power up.

>>4657209
Well it's the same scribble Silver showed Iceburg. And it's not like he can write in them. He just has a vague understanding of what certain symbols might mean.
The best he can manage is Grug-speak

As for Lucci he barely even cares. Hell he would find killing an idiot amusing. By his own admission he only cares about Dark Justice because it gives him a loicense to kill. That's it. CP9 with a few exceptions are just psyhopaths with a lot of discipline

>>4657237
Kek

>>4657257
They will be a bit more buffed but just so this wouldn't be a slaughter. With the exception of Fukuro, Kalifa and Blueno all of CP9 was pretty threatening. Sanji, Zoro, Chopper and Luffy all got beaten within an inch of their lives

>>4657863
There is clearly a demand for it so yes. No stealing of thunders for now. At least not completely

>>4657950
I really quite disagree there, Fukuro was one of the better fights: Franky was in (perceived) real danger, had to think on his feet and in the end the fight was decided because of how Fukuro, like the rest of CP9, are incredibly (over)confident in their abilities and chose to try and tank a hit he couldn't instead of dodging.

Kalifa was badly hit over the head by the 'tard bat (not using her whip, or the finger-stab thing or just simply kicking Nami and instead prioritized fanservice and soap-magic)

Kaku and Jabbra literally just dicked around while Zoro/Usopp were cuffed together, then continued dicking around in the actual fight... And then both were beaten when their opponent decided to actually get serious and promptly annihilated them.

Luffy's fight was as all of luffy's fights: He has a way bigger HP pool then anyone else, tanks all the abuse you can throw at him and eventually he won without thought or diverting from the riveting plan of "punch, punch harder or punch really harder".

Kumadori was retarded, but introduced as retarded so its a lot better and pushed Chopper to some very interesting lengths, consequences makes things fun and interesting!

So, yea. Honestly I found CP9 to be really quite disappointing at best and never actually tried to win or acted like the supposedly "professional" murderer's they were supposed to be, with the one mentioned exception.

Should we knock Panda boy out before we take on Lucci?

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Silver has left, which is not good. His crewmembers are now left surrounded by dozens upon dozens upon dozens of glowers armed to the teeth and set on killing or capturing them, which is also not good.
"Okay milktank! Since Mr Health Inspection Violation decided he's not a big enough burden downstairs we'll have to carry this shit! You ready?"

"Always."

The girls both touched the walls and suddenly the government dogs found shards of exploding glass and fishing hooks embedding themselves in their skin. The ones at the front were blown into the big hole at the center of the tower while the more fortunate ones decided their job is not worth risking their eyeballs for and backed down. But before the pirates could make a move they were suddenly ambushed by various members of CP9 who were more than happy to take the pesky intruders off the hands of the soldiers.

"Omukade!"
Gu was the first who got tangled up in strange pink ropes.

"AW FUCK!"
Marcella fell second as a barbed whip dragged her down.

And finally Angel was left alone as all but one of the assassins plunged into the depths. The one that remained however was... troublesome to say the least.

"Wahahahah! Okay small fries I'll take it from here! Go and bother the other intruders!"
He addressed the guards before mustached man turned to face Hagetaka. When he did so however-
"AWOOOOOOGA! Whoa mama! Humina humina humina humina!"
The man begins sharply whistling as he continues to oogle Angels body and as his tongue almost falls out.
"Man I can't believe my luck matching up with a BABE like you! Yes! It must be fate that brought us together! Tell you what babydoll! If you agree to become my woman I'll pull some strings and get the chief to pardon you! Huh? HUH? Is that not a good deal?"

"I refuse."

"W-Wha? B-Buh why?"

"Your-"
Angels eyes narrow down on the man as she readies her weapon.
"-mustache is repulsive!"

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Meanwhile several floors downstairs the fiery tempered navigator of the Silver Pirates is having quite a bit of trouble with her forcefully chosen opponent. She got hit with one of those tempest like kicks and she's now bleeding from one side.
"Shit. I thought Silver crippled you slut! Now you're here throwing kicks like that?"

Kalifa adjusted her glasses.
"That's sexual harrassment! It'd be foolish to compare us to you lowlives. Even though I was specialized for infiltration and espionage my body still underwent the same training regiment as the others. To our superhuman physiology such damage is meaningless. With simple first aid we can make full recovery at record speed."

Damn. And Marcella was counting on that little advantage. When she hit the knee of the seductress Hook expected her whole leg to blow up into chunky salsa. But all it did was draw a little blood. And for her troubles she got hit badly. Apparently these freaks now have fresh Devil Fruits to play with, and not only is she bleeding now one of her legs got affected by Kalifas fruit. God it's such a lame one as well. But lame doesn't mean ineffective.

"Fucking soap!"

Marcella cussed. No way she's going to die to a cleaning product! Not when she just KNOWS this dirty whore will mostly use it to clean the stains out of her clothes after riding on the meat-train in every port. Fuck, even being killed by Bege would be preferable to that! Luckily for Marcella she has a pretty good match-up against her. The leg that was affected became silky smooth and slippery, loosing all friction in the process. In that state she couldn't even throw a kick without it sliding off the enemy, let alone stand. But thanks to her Bait powers she can at least stand on it by hooking her feet to the ground, even if that makes it hard to walk it's still better than sliding around helplessly.

As Marcella was thinking about how to best handle the situation it seemed like her prayers were answered when reinforcements showed up.
"Ooooh Blondie! Thanks for the save! Come give me a hand and let's bag this bi-"

"HOW DARE YOU HIT A LADY LIKE THAT?!"

Unfortunately for Marcella these are the Straw Hats we're talking about, and they are crazy. For her troubles she got kicked pretty hard and sent into a wall. And for what? So that the Straw Hat cook could end the fight on his own? NO! Instead the idiot straight up REFUSED to fight the agent just because she's a woman and allowed himself to be mercilessly beaten by her. If she wasn't in a lot of pain right now she'd stand up to actually HELP the government lapdog with killing him. And besides, she got worse things to worry about. Like how Kalifa turned her attention to Marcella once she was done with Sanji.

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"Fufufu. What a silly boy, am I right?"
Kalifa licked her lips as she approached Marcella. She stepped on the bleeding pirate, allowing her enemy a quick glance at her underwear in the process.
"But I guess I should be thankful for him. If it weren't for him I never would've seen through your deception you dirty little boy."

"I-I'm-"
Marcellas voice cracked.

"Shhh. There's no need to lie anymore. It's plain to see that you're enjoying yourself right now fufufu. Well guess it's still possible that's a pistol in your pants and you're not just happy to see me. But there is a quick way to find that out, right?"

Reaching down Kalifa slowly undid the belt of the pirate and reached into the bulging underwear only for her eyes to bulge out of her skull and almost break her own glasses. Marcella couldn't help but grin.
"You fell for the bait biiiiiiitch~ Bait HARPOON!"
A long piece of barbed metal shot through Kalifas arm.
"THIS IS FOR MAKING ME RUIN MY FAVORITE BOXERS! Bait Porcupine!"

The tides begin to turn. Kalifas is riddled with holes as countless giant fishing hooks sprout from Marcellas body. Meanwhile another figure enters the room and smacks the cook outside.
"Sanji-kun! Get lost!"
Nami then runs up to Marcella just as she disengages from Kalifa.
"Are you okay?"

"Yeah. The innane faggotry of your cook came in handy actually. But I'm still going to rip off his balls when I'm done here!"

"Don't worry. I'll have a nice long talk with Sanji before I put a muzzle on him!"

"Heh. You know what tangerine? You're alright."

"I'm glad. Now, how can I help?"

"Ptooie! Don't know. What can you do?"

Nami raised the disassembled pieces of her clima tact to show them off.
"I can offer long range support and attack from a distance. Can't really fight her caliber up close."

"Good! Then you cover me and I'll make sure the bitch can't make a move on you!"
Marcella raised her bat and made hooks appear on it in a spiral like pattern, the hooks then started moving around faster and faster until the bat looked like an excavator.
"Bait Spiral! I'm going to teach this slut the meaning of... gaping... prolapse... and uteral bleeding! Oh and watch out you don't touch the bubbles. Her ability is soap."

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"Soap?"

"Yeah. It makes you smooth and even drains your strength."

"Hmmm? Is that so?"

The two girls then went to work with the intent of dismantling the soapy battlefield Kalifa set up. Marcellas spinning bat managed to fan the bubbles away from her long enough for Nami to conjure rain clouds with her staff. Kalifa then tried to use her new bubble powers a few more times to set up a deadly trap but it all ended the same way, with her soap washed away and her almost taking lethal damage each time. She learned the hard way that neither Kami-e nor Tekkai are much use. Her iron body could not withstand the tiller blade like bat and she could not simply move out of the way of Namis elemental attacks. Not only that but the Mirage Tempo made attacking a risky gamble as well. If she attacks an illusion she opens herself up for further abuse from either of them. And she had enough of being battered, burned, shocked and frozen. She accumulated too many bad hits and realized she needs to step up her game.

"What a pain. And I was enjoying the exploration of my new abilities so much. But if I don't take this seriously I may seriously die. Now this is sexual harassment."

"OY BITCH! Save us your melodrama and throw yourself off the balcony! I PROMISE I won't go after you to stretch out your orifices!"

"How vulgar. Rokushiki Secret Technique: Slippery Shigan!"
Marcella gasped as Kalifa disappeared from view and a hole appeared in her shoulder. She couldn't see her move at all, most likely because of how quickly she accelerated. Using a combination of Soru and her soap powers she slided across the floor to impale one of the pirates before moving over to kick the other.
"Rankyaku!"

Nami only barely managed to avoid being sliced in half because of her Mirage Tempo but she still took a nasty hit. Marcella quickly drove Kalifa off before she could finish Nami and then ran up to the orange haired girl.

"W-What are you doing?"

"Closing the wound!"

"N-No I don't want to-"
Nami screamed in agony as the wound was stapled together to prevent further blood loss. The treatment was far more painful than the attack itself but it was necessary, otherwise she'd risk bleeding out.

Kalifa frowned. Though she managed to inflict plenty of damage with that she couldn't keep this up. She was also hurt and that speed put a tremendous amount of strain on her. If she kept using that technique it would be hard to tell who bleeds out first, especially with Marcellas crude but efficient staunching of bloodflow. So she changes her approach yet again. Using Geppo she moves around the room in a safe manner and retrieves her rose like whip. If she can bleed them out first she could finish them off with a single attack. She threw her attacks out and they mostly connected but there was a problem. While Nami was susceptible to the pain of being pricked by her barbs Marcella wasn't as she was used to it, and it almost seemed like she took some perverse enjoyment from it. So Hook did what she does best and soaked up the hits for Nami who already felt sick from all the bloodletting, hers and the sight of Marcellas as well.

As Kalifa tied the end of her whip to her bed and began sliding around in a sick game of jump-rope Marcella turned to Nami.
"Can't you make something useful with that thing? Shoot some fire for fucks sake!"

"I can't! It only makes hot and cold balls of air! I need time to set things up!"

A devious plan snuck itself in Marcellas head.
"Hey girl. So if I bought you time you could set up something for me?"

"Y-Yes but-"

"Bitchin! Make one on my signal! Then run!"

Marcella ran up and took Kalifas hit straight on. The whip wrapped itself around her body several times which made Kalifa chuckle. Pulling as hard as she could she turned the red-headed pirate into a fountain of blood as her life spurted out of the many holes in her body. This time even Marcella screamed. But it quickly turned into laughter.
"NOW!"

Marcella stomped as Namis balls finally combined in the appropriate amount.
"Hurricane Tempo!"
And following Marcellas instructions she ran as fast as she could once her attack was launched. Nami did not return for minutes until the sound of metal clashing against metal abated. When she returned she froze in horror as the whole place was painted red. Good thing too because if she took one step inside her legs would've been impaled by dozens of fishing hooks at once. In the middle Marcella stood, laughing next to an unrecognizable pile of meat.
"Get a load of this gal! She keeps going on and on about her "great" and "amazing" her baths are but when I make one it's suddenly "NO STOP PLEASE". Some people you just can't please!"

>>4658368
>Marcella stomped as Namis balls
Kek. Actually kinda funny out of context.

Also fucking RIP Kalifa.

>>4658368
Hot

>>4658368
That's a brutal as hell way to go. I feel really bad for Kalifa.

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>>4658368
That is horrifying, and legitimately a better fight then the anime gave her. Good show!
Also nice to see Marcella live up to exactly how terrifying her power's can be... Especially when used by someone who has absolutely no compulsions about killing people

>>4658368
I don't get how that worked. I'm also concerned about Nami's mental health. Don't care about Kalifa's health.

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>>4658368
Nice

>>4658402
>I don't get how that worked
What do you get when you throw someone around with gale force winds in a room made out of razors?

>>4658402
>>4658414
Razorblades that seem to be grinding against each other ie moving. basically a room sized wood chipper made out of fish hooks that Kalifa was being thrown around in...

If you need further visuals I offer you the following:

Hook goes up, meat goes down.
Hook goes up, meat goes down.
In every direction, from every surface.

>>4658402
Eh it's one piece nobody is going to get a metal trauma from just that

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>>4658368

>>4658344
>Reaching down Kalifa slowly undid the belt of the pirate and reached into the bulging underwear
That's sexual harassment.

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>>4658555
Don't worry, I think she... Got the point

>>4658426
I'd say Kalifa got plenty of metal trauma from that

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>>4658791
Why certainly. The idea must have positively pricked her psyche. Rat bastard.

>"silver and his crew are fucking psychos"
-Tangerine, probably

Wow, I almost wish we ended her back at Water 7. At least then it would've been quick.

>>4658897
I would think Usopp just might agree with that.

But yea, Marcella probably does qualify. I mean, she did run her mob town on the principle of "Do as I say or you're dead, and if I have to say it you're in deep shit".

>>4658897
>>4659492
Wait until silver commit cannibalism

>>4659616
He was already about to...

>Welcome to silver's crew! Meet your new crewmates!
"Cavalier Cannibal" Silver
"Mad Butcher" Marcella
"Devil's Doctor" Lydia
"Poison Pastry" Omukade
"Anchor Arms" Murray
"Hell's Angel" Hagetaka

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>>4659622
And last but not least meet
>"Crimes" Will
W-what did Crimes Will do?
He drank the captains choccy milk

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Nico Robin can not comprehend what she's seeing right now. Up until now she lived believing that she's the last person on the planet capable of reading the text of the Poneglyphs. Yet here stands a pirate boy, laughing in the face of the whole world, proudly brandishing his crude copy of the text with some level of understanding of it. She felt overwhelmed and began breathing quite quick. Meanwhile the two agents holding her hostage are in a similar position only for vastly different reasons.

"L-L-L-Lucci! Is that what I think it is?! I-IS THAT REAL?"

Lucci frowns and calmly puts a finger on Robins neck.
"Her heart is beating quite fast Chief. I believe it is genuine..."

The beads of sweat don't disappear from Luccis temple but they do from Spandams.
"Wa ha ha ha ha ha! Finally some good news! Explaining our botched mission to the higher ups was going to be a pain! But having not one but TWO people who can read the text in the palm of our hands will MORE than make up for it! HAH! Serves you right you idiotic pirate! You'll pay for your stupidity dearly! If you only kept your mouth shut we would've simply killed you! But now?! LUCCI! I want this one alive! We'll take him to HQ alongside Nico Robin and break him! Once we pry off all his fingernails, break all his bones and let the torturers have fun with him we'll use this one to decipher the glyphs even faster! WA HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Oy, what is that big box you're carrying? Is that my money?"

You barely even paid any attention to Panda but because he was so loud you realized he was lugging a rather large package on a trolley. Quickly you draw your gun and fire at him which makes the guy almost pee his pants, especially from how loud your gun is. However Lucci quickly transformed into a kitty cat again and grabbed the bullet out of the air. Though he lets the bullet drop to the ground casually the sizzling of his hand tells you that this isn't a very easy feat to pull off even for him.

"Chief. I recommend you proceed with Nico Robins extraction. If he fires that thing any closer I may not be able to stop it."

Spandam calms his nerves and starts awkwardly chuckling.
"Okay Lucci! You know how to do your job so I'll leave the brat to you! But remember we want him alive!"

"And his comrades?"

"I don't care. Do as you please!"

"Understood!"
Lucci licks his lips and smiles.

>Do they really think they can just leave? Fat chance!
>It'd be bad if Nico Robin got caught in this. Let them leave
>Other?

> Seems like Rob Pussi can't let Panda Puss get hurt. Maybe you could use that against him.

>>4659701
Oooo, +1.

>>4659693
>Do they really think they can just leave? Fat chance!

>>4659701
Now you are thinking like a pirate!
I wholeheartedly second

>>4659701
support

>>4659701
+1
pirate tactics, baby

Worst case scenario: We mildly distract him a little

Best Case scenario: We either do massive mounts of damage through it, or Panda dies.

>>4659727
Worst case: No difference
Good outcome: We stall things for a good, long, time.
Best outcome: Lucci has to tank more hits then he's comfortable with.

>>4659701
Sniff. I'm proud of you guys.
Sadly straight up going for Spandam may prove... difficult to say the least. But let's just see what happens!

>writing

Now show me your warface
3d10+2 best of 3, dc: 13, crit: 25

Rolled 6, 1, 4 + 2 = 13 (3d10 + 2)

>>4659736
Lets go

Rolled 5, 2, 10 + 2 = 19 (3d10 + 2)

>>4659736

Rolled 8, 7, 10 + 2 = 27 (3d10 + 2)

>>4659736

Clutch, Clutch!

>>4659743
Damn boy, now that's rolling!

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>>4659743
Whoah!

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>>4659743
And silver continues to be loved by the dice

>>4659755
Fate truly loves pirates

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"Okay Lucci! I'm counting on you! I'll take this whore to the Gates of Justice right now and after I kick her through I'll wait for you! Okay see-"

You smirk and after a quick transformation and reloading your gun with your combustible fur you fire off another shot which surprises Lucci due to how quickly you can change your zoan forms. He still manages to catch the bullet but he realizes that something's up. You smile as Panda is stuck in place. Even a dummy like you could figure out that Rob Pussy can't let Panda Pussy to get hurt. So where does that leave you?

"Hold on a minute! Did you really think I'd let you go just like that?"

"It doesn't matter what you want I-"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0x3H1nauEA

"Kekeke! Nah! I don't think you guys get it yet!"
You transform into your hybrid state and let out one of your sonic screams aimed at Lucci directly. Even though you're not in the Turelim form yet your screams are still dangerous and Lucci knows this. With surprising ease he bends backwards and lets the deadly waves whoosh past him. He straightens his back once he sees you shutting up and tries to smugly tell you something but he's cut off by a loud explosion coming from behind. He looks over his shoulder and realizes he just played into your hand. The attack hit the wall above the exit, making it cave in.
"I am in charge here! You're not going anywhere until I'm done with you!"
Lucci can't believe this. And he's not sure if that was your intention or just a happy coincidence. But he does understand that his job just got a whole lot harder.

"Hnnnnnnnnnng! Damn you shitty brat! How DARE YOU obstruct our justice! Well if you want to fight so bad then so be it! He, hehehe."
He draws a rather large and heavy looking sword. Makes you wonder how he can even lift that thing. And then he pulls Robin in front of him. He seems to think you won't attack her to get to him. And he's kinda right. He's not worth sacrificing a life for.
"FUNKFREED!"
His sword begins to change shape and the blade part of it begins to morph into the front half of an elephant. It toots fiercely as it obeys its masters command. Cool, but not something you're interested in right now.
"Well? What's wrong you scum? Attack me! Face my elephant! LUCCI! He tries to come after me I'll hold him up with Funkfreed while you gut him!"

"Oy? What are you thinking?"

"Huh?"

"Who said you get to fight?"

"HUUUUUH?!"

"I don't care about you. So sit down until I finish pounding your Pussy. Then it's your turn."

"Y-You DARE to order me around?! FINE! SEE WHERE THAT GETS YOU!"
Spandam lets go of his sword which now fully turned into an elephant and prepares to punch Robin.
"Every time you open your mouth from now on the BITCH GETS IT!"

You pull up your tricorn hat so your eyes are revealed and speak calmly once more.
"You're starting to piss me off. I said sit! Dog!"

>>4659800
I can't help but read everything silver says here in that slow, calm, psychopathic voice...
You know the one.