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Yeah, there you are, you sad sack. Anyways, you should probably get that request form in the tube. Or, you know, do anything else. I'm not your mom.

>>4658499
Clean up and get fit. Girls are temporary, but your faith in god is eternal.

Turn the oven's gas on and let it run.
Flick cigarette into corner.
Then leave.

>>4658499
Put out that cigarette. Don't smoke around your new girlfriend.

>>4658499
Scratch your balls, then look over form.

>>4658499
Clean up you fucking pig!

>>4658499
Enjoy a crisp, refreshing Moxie™!

>>4658499
Clean up.
Tear down that bullshit poster of Martin. That show hasn't been on the air in over 250 years.
Turn in our form for a girlfriend. Glasses. Long Hair. Big tits. Shorter than us but not a dwarf or midge. A lighter shade of brown skin color.

>>4658499
Finish your Pizza

>>4658499
>finish pizza

>>4658511
+1 to this

>>4658499
The beer bottles imply more beer. Find it and drink it.

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>Put out cigarette
You've tried many times, but every time you do you just light up another one. Synthnic sure is a bitch.

>Clean up
Clean up? Your apartment isn't dirty, it just has Moxie™!
Though, leaving them all scattered about might trip up your new girlfriend... Alright, fine. You'll send it up the [TUBE] in a minute.

>The beer bottles imply more beer. Find it and drink it.
Beer? You wouldn't be caught dead downing that piss water. These bottles are full of the patrician's drink of choice.

>Enjoy a crisp, refreshing Moxie™!
Ahh~ Hits the spot every time. It's the Original Elixir, you know.

>Tear down that bullshit poster of Martin. That show hasn't been on the air in over 250 years.
Not in a million years. Martin might be both off the air and in the grave, but he's still preaching those civil rights in your heart. Or whatever it was he did a few centuries back.

>Finish pizza
You aren't quite sure how long it's been sitting there, but it's pumped full of so many preservatives that it would probably survive in an exclusion zone for at least a hundred years. It's... probably fine. Down the hatch!

>Fill out the form
Right, the form. Time to get yourself a real living breathing girlfriend this time! Now where did you leave it again...?

>What do you do?

>>4658535
It's over by your mouse knife block thing. Hurry up and get started, you're not getting any less eligible.

>>4658535
Grab the form from your cool novelty mice knife block. Fill it out to our exact specifications.

>>4658541
Supporting

>>4658535
>Now where did you leave it again...?
On the table near the door under that other poster.

>>4658535
>fill out the form
>try and flip your cigarette

This is a cool trick

>>4658535
fill form out

>>4658535
Open the boxes in the corner.
Explore the contents of the box next to the stove.
Fold up and put away your table.

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>>4658559

>Fill out form
Right, there it is! Looks like all it needs is your name and preferred tiddy size...

>What is your name?

What the hell? The whole bottom half of the page is barely printed at all. LO-INC. is right, you can't even make out the fine print. More importantly, you can't read the tiddy sizes. Looks like you'll just have to guess
>Right box
>Left Box

>>4658578
>Martin Luther King
>Left Box

>>4658578
>Name
Charles Bark Lee

>Box
Draw a third box and write in "Actual completely level surface"

>>4658578
No preference on a name.

>Right box
Write down underneath it "Ass/Hips: Hueg"
We might not get big tiddy, but god help me, she better have some softness elsewhere to compensate.

>>4658578
Bowe D. Wrench

>>4658578

Martin King XXVII
Ass/Hips: Hueg

>>4658578
>Legato Bluesummers
>Write in HUGE

>>4658578
switching my vote here>>4658581

to this >>4658592

still keeping left box tho

>>4658578

>Smarvin Gackson

>Left box, Ass/Hips: Hueg

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>>4658598
>Martin King XXVII
>Left Box
>Write down "Hips/Ass: Hueg"

You're MARTIN KING XXVII and not only do you like the left box more than the right box, but you like PHAT ASSES more than the two combined!

You can see it now. Your future is gonna be nothing but hot buns and girl abs from here on out. Everything's coming up King!

Now though, you've got some time to kill before your big booty tomboy gf arrives. Your mind starts to wander, thinking about how you should spend your last moments of bachelordom

>What do you do?

>>4658578
right box

>>4658578
>>Right box

>>4658620
>take a shit

>>4658620
Apply for your Doctorate

>>4658620
>equip nerf gun

>>4658620
Rummage around in the boxes for anything cool to play with- maybe a pack of cards to play with our sick new tomboy gf

>>4658620
>Throw yourself a bachelor which means playing all 6 of your favorite hentai together

>>4658620
These have a point-
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>>4658625
Look at the right box. One might think that's just an ottoman, but it is clearly a box with stuff in it.

>>4658620
>do crunches to facilitate bonding with gf

>>4658620
Try to look presentable. We don't want to meet our tomboy waifu with an sweater, shorts and shoes combo.

>>4658620

Open the boxes in the corner.
Explore the contents of the box next to the stove.
Fold up and put away your table.

>>4658620
Is the girlfriend going to come in from the tube? If so, lay head down directly under the tube.

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>>4658646

>Apply for your Doctorate
You'll have to wait for you GF to arrive before you can become a certified member of the Female Body Inspectors. Heheh... that's doctor stuff, right?

>equip nerf gun
It's nerf or nothin', and this is no ordinary nerf gun. This is a nerf gun you've ILLEGALLY MODIFIED to fire real bullets. It's your number one line of defense against killer robots and rogue catgirl mutants. You know, for when they eventually come to attack. Eventually.

>Throw yourself a bachelor which means playing all 6 of your favorite hentai together
You're not sure what "hentai" means. It sounds like one of those words weirdos on the internet use to sound cultured. Like "anime" and "tsundere". You despise that last one.

>do crunches to facilitate bonding with gf
You drop down to the floor and manage to bust out a solid three and a half- nah, that counts as four. A whole FOUR CRUNCHES before you decide that's enough. Whew, you're pretty sure you can feel your abs coming in already

>Mess with boxes
You decide to rummage through the boxes of STUFF YOU NEVER GOT AROUND TO UNPACKING since you moved into this place. You manage to fish out a whole deck of cards, just begging for someone to come along and play 52-pickup with.

>What do you do?

>>4658671
Do we have a bedroom? Lord knows we oughta clean that up.

>>4658671
>prepare a welcome meal for the new gf

or at least crack open a few Moxie™s to share

>>4658671
Put those pots and pans to good use and make some food.
If you have no food to make, order some online to make.
Growing GFs need their nutrients.

>>4658671
Bottles into the fridge, we like our drinks cold

>>4658671
Line the empty Moxie bottles we gathered up on the table and stand behind the couch, trying to shoot them with our modified gun. Target practice, baby!

>>4658671
Check bedroom. Make sure it's fit for our new girlfriend.

>>4658671
Take the knives out of Remy, Ratatouille doesn't deserve to be mocked so.
See if Cegremaria replied to the last chat message.

>>4658671
Inspect that thing on the floor by the couch and rug.

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>Bottles into the fridge, we like our drinks cold
Hell yeah. You make sure to stuff those half-drank and probably flat bottles of Moxie™ back into your minifridge for later.

>Prepare a welcome meal
Your forte. You're sure you've got some ingredients lying around in your fridge for... something. At the very least, you know you bought some Lunchables that should tide your new gf over until you do some online shopping. If all else fails, there's always chain restaurants.

>Check bedroom
Yep, this is where the magic happens. A palace fit for a King, if you do say so yourself. It has everything you could ever need, a BED, a WARDROBE, a COMPUTER linked to your cyberhands' HDD (Heads-Down Display), and most importantly of all, your treasured POSTERS.

>What do you do?

>>4658675
>>4658681
+1
i do hope the tomboy gf gives him some determination, or something

like shit man, you're wearing a sweater and a short. Why? It's completely unequal. Either your chest will be hot or your legs will be cold.

>>4658700
Let's check our computer for messages. Do we have any friends? If so let's brag about our new incoming tomboy gf

>>4658700
tidy up the bedroom

>>4658700
Change the sheets

>>4658700
pray to DSP for good luck

>>4658700
Deface the Chie poster. Nobody likes competition.

>>4658700
Put new bedsheets on in case she comes in with a blacklight or something.

Also, yeah, put on some long pants dude you're making me feel cold.

>>4658700
Stop wearing shoes indoors, thats filthy.

>>4658716
What? No, put on an normal shirt, dude's probably boiling with that sweater

>>4658700
>Reflect on our hobbies and hope our incoming GF has some in common with us

>>4658700
Prey to best tomboy Chie to give you favor and grace as you work to become a man beloved by your future tomboy gf.
Then clean your fucking room you pig!

>>4658700
Clean your room goddammit

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>you're wearing a sweater and a short. Why?
Shit man, it's comfy. You only really wear it around the house anyways. Cold this time of year.
Your grandma made you this sweater with her own blood, sweat, and needles before she got got by the YUNG BLUUD GANG. Those guys just seem to have it out for old people.

>Change sheets
Yeah, you guess it has been a while. Might be time to send them up the tube for a while, they should come back clean later.

>Deface the Chie poster. Nobody likes competition.
As much as you hate to do it... It's the right thing to do. Retrieving a sharpie from your sweet rat pencil holder thing, you put good ol' chinese cartoon lady down... Rest In Peace.

>Stop wearing shoes indoors, thats filthy.
If you knew what happened to these floors, you'd wear shoes too.

>Check computer
Seeing that your computer is like, two feet from you, you elect to instead check it from afar on your HDD! They might've jipped you a couple pinkies, but your display is middle of the line! As expected, not many messages.

Expect from her. Eugh.

>What do you do?

>>4658755
Reply to the message with a strange and esoteric death threat. Something like, "The end of your life is going to be like Robespierre's" or something.

>>4658755
>check wardrobe

>>4658755
How many rat-shaped objects do we own?

>>4658755
From who?

>>4658755
Try not to cry over Chie.

Fail.

Then go to the front door and wait for your designated GF.

>>4658755
Read the message aloud to yourself for some reason.

>>4658755
Take a shower.

>>4658769
Supporting. Let's remind myself who 'her' is

>>4658755
Read that message and chuge down that moxie

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>>4658788

>From who?
That bitchy ALLCO. brand FORNICATOR 3500 you joked with yourself about ordering for like a week, then accidentally bought and also accidentally didn't cancel the order for. She keeps using that "tsundere" word at you. If that's Chinese for "huge bitch," you'd say it describes her perfectly.

You dumped her about a month ago, but she just keeps hounding you and telling you how much she doesn't like you and that you shouldn't get any funny ideas.

>What do you do?

>>4658820
Delete her from your contacts list, then GET TO THE HIPS, MAN!

>>4658820
Wait til our new tomboy gf arrives and then send a picture of her with us back to this annoying ass fornicator

>>4658820
Tell her to come over and maybe have threesome with the tomboy

>>4658820
ignore the messages, we have better things to look forward to now

>>4658820
Tell her to stfu and that you don't know what a tsundere is

>>4658828
This.
For now, just ignore her.

>>4658832
begone miscreant, i know your true goals with that

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>Ignore for now, bully later
Yeah, you'll show that tsundere-ass robot who's boss once your sweet new tomboy gf gets here

And speak of the devil, that's a knocking at the door you hear! Could it be? Has Mechachristmas come early this year?

>What do you do?

>>4658851
Let's check if it's our sweet tomboy gf lads

>>4658851
"No solicitors"

>>4658851
>answer the door, carefully

>>4658851
It's a trick! The robot mutant catgirls have finally come! Unload into the door, ask questions later!

>>4658851
Throw the door open with GUSTO

>>4658851
ASSESS THE ASSETS ASS

>>4658851
Answer the door

>>4658851
Fling open the door.

>>4658853
Supporting

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>OPEN
You throw the door open and

Oh shit, a cop. LO-INC Security. Now you see where the ink budget went

Funny how you don't notice how far genetic augmentation has come until it's right in front of you

>What do you do?

>>4658964
Say Hello to the scary man.

>>4658964
Ask what it needs

>>4658964
Wave your hand and say "This is not the apartment you're looking for"

>>4658964
tell him that you already paid rent this month

>>4658964
Ask him for your GF.

>>4658964
Tell him he looks like a fuckable piece of meat.

>>4658964
Ar- are you my new GF?!?

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>Greet the scary man
You're already one tall dude, but this guy. This thing can barely squeeze through your doorframe
"You look like a... a-a big guy. I uh, already paid rent."

The officer grunts and pushes a short tan girl in front of you. " D e l i v e r . . . B r o a d . ", he grumbles.

>What do you do?

>>4659016
>Tell him she's too short, they messed up the order

>>4659016
Say Thank you and offer him and the broad drinks.

>>4659025
+1

>>4659016
Tell him thanks

>>4659016
thank the officer and introduce yourself to the broad

>>4659016
Ask the delivery man if he wants to chill when he's off work. he seems cool. Movie Mondays yo.

>>4659016
>>4659025
Break out the bottle of your finest Moxie, its cause for celebration.

>>4659016
wait a second....a tomboy is like another bro, but you can date your bro and it's not gay right? nice.

Throw it out the window and ask for another.>>4659016

>>4659016
Ask to get a quick photo with him and the broad together with us to bully the tsundere with

>>4659066
this!

>>4659025
>>4659037
Seconding these.

>>4659067
seconding

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>Thank the officer and introduce yourself
>Offer Moxie
"Thanks... I'm Martin King. You want a drink?"
The officer grunts in polite refusal, but the tomboy takes one of your prized Moxies with gusto, popping it open with her bare hands and taking a big swig.
"Ahh~ Thanks!" She grins

"Heya! Looks like I'm your Small Titty Tomboy GF from now on! Heya!"

Your very own mail-order tomboy. What shall this peppy young lady's name be?

>What is her name?

>>4659137
Reb, short for Rebecca.

Inspect for jumbo butt.

>>4659137
Amanda Edgar Fitzgerald the fifth, Or Ammy for short.

>>4659137
Rosa Parks.

>>4659137
Freeloader.

>>4659137
Ask her why she's wearing bacon on her head.

>>4659143
+1 for Rosa

>>4659141
Seconding this

>>4659141
Supporting

>>4659141
Backing.

>>4659137
SHOOT HER IN THE FACE
GIVE HER A HAIRBRUSH
ASK HER TO STRAIGHTEN HER HAIR

>>4659164
Those are terrible names.

>>4659146
Cause bacon is rad, duh.

>>4659166
It's a work in progress.

>>4659143
+1 for Rosa Parks, it fits well with the civil rights theme we got going on

Depending on who wins the Rosa/Rebecca vote, can the runner-up be the middle name?

>>4659188
Rebecca "Reb" Rosa Parks?

>>4659188
I think that's a great idea!

>>4659137
Rosa Sojourner Tubman

>>4659137
Tomura Boynton

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>Rebecca "Reb" Rosa Parks
You invite Reb in. Thanks a bunch, LO-INC.!

As she trots on past you, you go to inspect her behind, only to find it concealed by her BIG YELLOW JACKET.
"Whew, it's kinda hot in here, innit? Do you always wear that sweater in here?"
As if reading your mind, Reb takes off her jacket and slings it over her shoulder, giving you a fantastic view of her JUMBO BUTT

Thank you, LO-INC. Thank you so much.

Before turning to leave, the Officer presses a button on his neckpiece that plays a prerecorded message of a female voice.
"Don't forget, citizen! Your HDD has already been linked to your Tomboy GF's [B.A.N.D.A.G.E.], meaning that you can check on her status as well as her [AFFECTION METER] from the option on your display labeled [STATSCAN]! Thank you for allowing LO-INC into your home, and remember. Your Tomboy GF is now legally in your care. That means no illegal, illicit, or immoral activities unless you wish to face the punishment of public execution!"
"Have a pleasant day~!"

With that, the Officer leaves you alone with your Small Titty Tomboy GF

>What do you do?

>>4659237
Watch multiple hours worth of civil rights documentaries

>>4659237
>no illegal, illicit, or immoral activities

They really cut us off at the knees. Maybe ask how many crunches Reb can do? We're great them. Seems like a point of commonality.

>>4659237
We got a deck of cards out, let's play some games and get to know her a little

>>4659237
Hold hands with her

>>4659237
watch movies of dramatized recreations of civil war and civil rights events

>>4659237
Order some Denny's and get to talking over that. See if she's interested in a Fit Slam or something.

Or just place our head between her thighs and have her squeeze

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Last post for tonight, will continue tomorrow! Thanks everyone for reading so far, and thanks to Bath for letting me rent MGIBTGGF for a thread

This isn't lore compliant. Spanner was able to have sex with and maintain sexual relations with the goth girlfriend and certain sisters.

>>4659237
Spend bro time with tomboy GF. Let's play some virtual reality laser tag, or go paintballing.
We can't get rusty when we really need to use our nerf gun again.

>>4659237
Ayo those tanlines? Shiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


it.

>>4659317
Different companies

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>>4659237
>Cheerful, tan, thicc, small (but still existing) tiddy tomboy athletic girlfriend with fangs

>>4659353
I agree

>>4659505
Truly, LO-INC is a tyrannical regime.

>>4659237
check [AFFECTION METER] and offer Reb a cold, refreshing Moxie™

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>>4659661
whaddya mean by that? they just banned us from illegal activities, right?

>>4659676
And illicit, which is a bit more broad.

>>4659683
Yeah, in a society which considers literal mail-order wives a-okay.

Let's just enjoy the tomboy gf's thick thighs and be normal.

>>4659264
Seconding this. Only the most dramatic and ludicrous retelling that the centuries have produced, though.

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>Check [AFFECTION METER]
Your [AFFECTION METER] is at a solid 1/100
"Woah, this place is a real uh... I mean, it's got character!"
Make that 0/100

>Maybe ask how many crunches Reb can do?
"Crunches? My personal best is around eighty-six, I'm pretty sure!" She pats her stomach with a prideful grin. "I don't have a washboard or anything, but I'm pretty toned!"

>Spend bro time with tomboy GF
Reb tosses her jacket onto the couch and steps on over to the window, looking out at the city.
"You wanna... play some cards or something? I think I have some VR goggles around somewhere too." You offer, looking around your dim apartment
"So this is what it looks like from up here. It's kinda pretty, isn't it? All the lights? I mean, after this smog cloud passes. You get to look at this all the time? Kinda makes up for the dumpy interior!"

>What do you do?

>>4659750
Go out on a pleasant date, and spoil her a bit. Women like that shit.

>>4659756
+1
She's an athletic gf. She's not going to want to spend all time cooped inside.

>>4659756
yeah

>>4659750
"lets arm wrestle, flesh vs steel." well its cheap plastic painted like steel, but still. tomboy time.

>>4659756
+1, let's walk through the city

>>4659750
>>4659756

Backing this. Let's take her out to Denny's.

>>4659774
This.

>>4659795
Not this. Denny's is trash.

>>4659807
Denny's is the dominant economic force in the food service industry, and it has gained the favor of the populace. One should be careful before throwing out reportable slander like that

>>4659807
Denny's is responsible for 82% of happy NEET/goth girl marriages, I'll have you know. Though, this IS a tomboy. Maybe Carl Jr.'s?

>>4659750
NERF ASSAULT

>>4659750
Ask her what the bandage thing is, and does her have any interior decorations suggestions?

>>4659833
you know it's modified to fire real bullets rights

>>4659840
Nerf. Assault.

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>Ask her what the bandage thing is, and does her have any interior decorations suggestions?
"My [B.A.N.D.A.G.E.]? Oh, that's just uh... Aw, don't worry about it! It's not covering up a physical wound if that's what you're worried about!" She gives a reassuring smile and a positive thumbs up

"As for decorations." She rubs her chin and thinks hard, as she looks around. "This place could really do with some more lighting! Is it always this dark in here?"

>Go out on a pleasant date, and spoil her a bit. Women like that shit.
"Do you wanna go out and see it the city together?"
"Like a date? Yeah!" Reb pumps her fists in excitement, retrieving her jacket and throwing it on. "Can we get some food too? I haven't eaten all day."

>Where do you g-
Woah, woah, hold it right there, buster. Are you really planning on going out looking like that? You thought it yourself, you're gonna look like clown shoes out there.

>What do you wear?

>>4659848
Neon orange shutter shades.

>>4659848
change out of that sweater into our TACTICAL RAIN JACKET

>>4659848
Supreme t-shirt, Slav slacks, and a black cap that says "Women love me, Fish fear me"

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>>4659866
Fuck my previous vote. Changing >>4659858

To >>4659866

>>4659848
Put on a dark blue dress shirt.
Change nothing else.

>>4659848
Our trusty "Femboy Bussy Inspector" sweatshirt, pair of jeans, most douchebagby looking sunglasses you has and a pair of neon pink crocs.
If you have to flex your new gf to those losers (whoever and wherever they are) that you are stylish motherfucker

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>>4659848
Jeans, cyberpunk boots and jacket, propeller hat, and this t-shirt, complete with our vintage Malcolm X memorial pin. Keep the nerf gun in our waistband.

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>DRESS-UP
Look at the two of you, ready for a night on the town! Or maybe it's still afternoon. Hard to tell.

"Lookin' good, Martin!", Reb winks with another thumbs up
[+1 AFFECTION]
"Ready to head out?"

>Whare do you go?

>>4659939
Where better to take an athletic tomboy gf than the batting cage?

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+1 to this. My research tells me that tomboys LOVE batting cages.

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>>4659939
thirding this, but we should get something eat first

>>4659939
Take her out to lunch. A bbq place preferably.

>>4659237
I will now read your quest

>>4659947
Supporting this

>>4659939
Wrestling or cage fight? Grab our heater before we do.

>>4659939
Take her to the femboy ihop

>>4659941
I agree

>>4659939
Head to the local onsen and get in a nice steamy sauna

>>4659941
+1 but get some food first

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>Batting Cages, but food first
>BBQ

"It's like you read my mind! You sure you're not some kind of psio- uh, psychic?"
Hiding your NERF HEATER under your jacket, you head out of your apartment for the first time in way too long. And with a girl too!
>[+1 AFFECTION] [2/100]

Now that you're actually out here though, it dawns on you that your TALKING TO GIRLS skill is somewhere down with Atlantis. You've walked through the chilly streets in silence for a few minutes now, just letting the cool breeze carry the conversation.

>What do you do?

>>4660098
Ask her where she's from!

>>4660098
>"Tell me about yourself."
Let her do the talking!

>>4660098
Ask about herself.
Her hobbies, her favorite media, how she feels about being a gf, ect

>>4660098
So you mentioned you never really got to see Tyrell City from higher up? Where'd you come from exactly? Outside the city?

>>4660098
ask her how much she can squat

>>4660098
ask her how one gets into her line of work in the first place

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>NERF HEATER
Damn. Does this mean we have our bad boy loaded with HEAT rounds? Holy shit.

>>4660124
Heater is just slang for gun.
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Support

>>4660098
ask her what her favorite sport is.

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>Ask her where she's from!
"Oh, you know... around. Here and there. From here in the city! This is my hometown!"
She spreads her arms wide, gesturing to the buildings around you. "I just uh, wasn't really allowed out of the house that often is all. It's dangerous out here!"

>So you mentioned you never really got to see Tyrell City from higher up?
"Yeah, it's usually from down low- uh, like down around here! Yeah, street kid, heheh!" Reb shrugs and sticks her hands in her jacket pockets. "Kinda sucky, but whatever! Let's think positive!"

>ask her how one gets into her line of work in the first place
"I was born into it." She scratches around her nose band-aid, but pulls her finger back when it gets too close. Reb puts on her winning smile, "Some people are born wagies, but me? I'm one hundred percent Small Titty Tomboy GF!"

>ask her how much she can squat
"Oh, I don't do squats all that often. It's usually more cardio and stuff. Buuut, I think last time I hit the rack I got to... one twenty-nine?"
She pats her thighs and glutes with a proud look on her face

>ask her what her favorite sport is.
"Baseball, easy! I've tried a bunch of others, but none of 'em can beat whacking a ball with a stick!" She giggles and mimes taking a swing with a bat.
"Though... do you count martial arts as a sport? That's more of a self-defense type dealie to me, you know?"

[+2 AFFECTION] [4/100]

Looks like you're getting close to the BBQ place. The smell of onions meat is in the air, mmm.
>What do you do?

>>4660173
Wait, how did she get a tan if she wasn't allowed to go outside much
Especially in this smog-covered city

>>4660173
Go to BBQ. Get "Onions Meat".

>>4660174
Radioactive waste, duh.

>>4660173
tell her about the plan to go to the BATTING CAGES

>>4660173
Judo and Tae kwon do are both Olympic sports, so I'd say they count.
What martial art do you do?
How long have you been interested in baseball?

>>4660174
Technology!

With the added bonus of 30% less chance of cancer.

>>4660185
Oh, and Karate too.
Boxing too, but I'm not sure if she'd count that, something else to ask.

>>4660182
this

>>4660174
It's called melanin my guy.
She's not tanned, she's just brown.

>>4660173
Come on guys there's clearly something fishy going on with our Tomboy gf. We should push further and figure out what's really going on

>>4660192
idk man she did have tanlines on her when we inspected her XL posterior

>>4660204
Maybe it was just her underwear.
Regardless calling your date out on being a fake[insert stereotype here] on the first date seems like an ass thing to do in general.
Save the probing questions for later when we have more than a base assumption to work off of.

>>4660207
I wasn't saying we should ask her about it
I was just wondering openly

>>4660173
Ask her favorite food. Blurt out ours.

>>4660173
Ask her who her favourite civil rights activist is. That can reveal a lot about a person's character.

>>4660173
Ask about the martial arts she does. Does she get into fights often?

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>tell her about the plan to go to the BATTING CAGES
"Really? Like, an actual batting cage place?" Reb pumps her fists again and gives you a quick hug on the arm
"I guess this government issued couple stuff isn't all bad, huh?" She laughs, though it seems a little joyless

>Wait, how did she get a tan if she wasn't allowed to go outside much
"O-Oh, my tan? It's um- oh hey! We're here! C'mon, let's get some grub!"
The tomboy grabs your hand and practically pulls you inside the restaurant

Aw hell yeah, barbecue time.

>What do you order?

>>4660198
Slowly but surely we will figure it out. If we do it too quickly she will probably ghost or kill us

>>4660218
Order a pound of beef brisket and a loaf of toast

>>4660218
The MLK in us demands chicken.

>>4660219
You right you right

>>4660218
I want my baby back (baby back baby back) ribs

>>4660218
Order a half rack of pork ribs and a side of fried catfish and collard greens

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"Onions Meat"

>>4660218
Chicken-fried steak. Colored greens. Cornbread.

>>4660218
Full rack of ribs and a bowl full of coleslaw.

>>4660218
barbecue but in skewers and a lot of different sauces.
Also glad to see you back!

>>4660218
Variety platter. Little bit of everything with little bit of every sauce.

>>4660218
Brisket with coleslaw and a large root beer.

>>4660218
the meat quest special

>>4660218
She's a genetically modified clone, isn't she?

>>4660250
no, she is our perfect waifu

>>4660253
too perfect maybe?

>>4660253
where'd the tan come from anon

>>4660259
From the artificial sun lamp in LO-INC's "100% natural artificial tomboy trainingcamp pasture TM" which hangs from the ceiling.

>>4660218
Are there pre existing prejudices against clones?

>>4660218
Hey tan is a LARP!

>>4660218
Ribs

>>4660218
Pulled pork sandwich with Carolina Sauce.

>>4660259
LO-IN Tan Skin Template n°4477# of course.

>>4660218
barbecue

>>4660218
chicken

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>Ribs
Now this is where it's at. If you don't think about where this stiff comes from, it's like it's the real thing. You get yourself some delicious MEAT KNIGHT RIBS, and- holy smoked sausage! That's an entire WHOLE BRISKET. Seeing Reb eye the mass of meat in front of her makes you think about your CREDITS. You have enough to pay for all this, right?
Taking a quick peek at your account, you wipe the sweat from your brow. You've got [2864 CREDITS] saved up. More than enough to keep the butcher off your back.

With Reb beginning to chow down, now might be the time to make some moves, playboy. Or at least engage in some more friendly conversation. Something like that.

>What do you do?

>>4660378

>tell her about the history of Barbecue, which is what you studied in college

>>4660378
Ask her which baseball team she pulls for

>>4660378
Put hand on thigh

>>4660378
Steal her food. You're paying for it anyways.
If she wants any food she'll have to eat it like a baby bird.

>>4660384
seconding this

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+1
>>4660386
That is highly unhygienic, if we're to kiss then we'll kiss normally

>>4660386
Thats gross

>>4660378
Put some music on the jukebox.

>>4660378
Question ourselves for a moment where the meat could actually come from.
Then do this
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>Ask her which baseball team she pulls for

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If you don't control her diet she's going to get fat, you know.

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>implying she isn't genetically modified to always be tight and toned

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ask her if she comes with a readme.txt file, and if not, what is her daily intake of calories is.

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Ask her what food she normally eats.

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eat
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+1

>>4660405
based drawfag

>>4660378
Talk about our Docterates degree (in progress) and ask her what's she done in college. Did she go? Would she like to?

>>4660378
Is that yellow on her hair just accenting from the light or is she becoming a blonde?

>>4660474
I'm pretty sure its just accenting. she had it before in the apartment

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Supporting

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+1

>>4660474
Well, she's a lighter shade of brown, so she might just have dyed it.

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>Put some music on the jukebox.
Looking around, you don't spot any jukebox...
But you do spy the much more modern JIVEBOX

>Question ourselves for a moment where the meat could actually come from.
If you had to guess, it's probably made the same way McDonalds makes all their meat. Just mash a bunch of basedwhatever into a mold and see what happens. That sort of thing got popular when real animals started becoming endangered.
Doesn't taste half bad though.

>Ask her which baseball team she pulls for
"U-Uh, heheh, I mean... pshaw, you've probably never heard of them. They're... Canadian! But they're good! They've won, like, five hundred grand slams, so yeah!"
She nods as she cuts into her brisket with a large butcher's knife, satisfied with her own answer

>Ask her what food she normally eats.
"Hmm food? Normal food? I dunno, a bunch of stuff!"
You only just began on your ribs, but Reb seems to have already put away a considerable amount of her brisket. Maybe giving her some veggies would be a good move.
"Oh! But my favorite for sure is um... what's it called? It's like, a big chocolate cake, but the middle is all melted chocolate and it's topped off with ice cream and caramel sauce- Ooohhh I'm gonna start craving it if I keep talking! I only had it once, but, man... That's the kinda thing that sticks with you for life."

"Hey, do you mind if I ask you something too?", Reb tilts her head, swallowing a chunk of meat. "Do you always smoke? I mean, isn't that really bad for you?"

>What do you do?

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"Yes" + "yes"

"Don't smoke, its really bad for you. You would have to be an absolute idiot to do it"

Then take a long drag

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"thats a lot of grand slams"

>>4660538
It actually raises testosterone levels and clears my mind. Been smokin' since I could breathe.

>>4660538
You know the old rhyme, "Synthnic is hard to kick"

>>4660538
"It isn't if you don't really care about yourself. Caring is for people who have a future."

Order her favorite as a surprise dessert.