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Oh yeah, the whole getting corp-napped thing. Your face hurts, you can't feel your hands, and you have no idea where you or your GIRLS are. You're also blind, but that's probably just be the bag over your head. To be honest, the whole situation sucks some fat cyberdong. Can't have shit in Tyrell City.

>What do you do?

>>4673775
push the bag off by using your cuffed arms to lift it.

>>4673779
This, and look around for signs of where we are.

>>4673775
Complain that nobody followed the direction on our shirt.

>>4673795
Also seconding this.

>>4673779
This.

>>4673774
Supporting >>4673779

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>>4673779
>>4673789
>>4673795
>>4673799
>>4673808
>>4673809

>Complain that nobody followed the direction on our shirt.
You hear a female voice say, "Heheh~ I like this one already!"
"Quiet, will you? I do the talking, you're just here for when he accepts." A male voice responds

>push the bag off by using your cuffed arms to lift it.
You give it the ol' college try, but for some reason your robot hands aren't working right. Cybernetics must be on the fritz.

"Good, you're awake. Martin King XXVII, is that right? Owner of a defective Fornicator model 3500 personal companionship android, and recent inductee into LO-INC.'s government issued girlfriend program. Does all this sound correct?" The male voice asks

>What do you do?

>>4673831
"Dorothy isn't defective. She's just not my type."

>>4673831
"I have the right to remain silent. Wait, do we still have that?"

>>4673831
Retrieve Hands

>>4673831
THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS

>>4673831
Quickly retrieve arms from MAGIC CHEST.

>>4673831
The cake is a lie

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>>4673832
>>4673833
>>4673844
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>>4673849
>>4673869

>"I have the right to remain silent. Wait, do we still have that?"
"You can, if you want. We want your pen, not your tongue."

>"Dorothy isn't defective. She's just not my type."
"Sorry to hear your purchase wasn't to your liking. We can give you a new one right out of the factory, made exactly to your specifications, if you'd like. You just need to do something thing for us."

>Retrieve Hands
It takes a bit of finagling, but you manage to screw your hands back in. You flex your digits, all eight right where they should be.

Slipping the bag off your head, your vision isn't much better. How they can get one room so dark is a mystery, but you can manage to make out the silhouettes of two people on the other side of the table in front of you. One, the male, in a dark suit with the ALLCO. logo on the arm. The other, the female, further back to lean up against the wall

"You are going to perform a task for us", the suit starts. "Corporate espionage. There's something LO-INC. has that belongs to us. You are going to get it back, and you will be rewarded. Are you following so far?"

>What do you do?

>>4673929
>You do realize I'm just an civilian wagie, right? Why not send an actual professional?

>>4673929
Supporting >>4673934, adding in "Where are Reb and Dorothy? Are they hurt?"

>>4673934
>>4673940
These

>>4673929
>We can give you a new one right out of the factory, made exactly to your specifications, if you'd like.
"Don't you dare hurt my precious toaster!"

>>4673934
>>4673940
Supporting as well.

>>4673929
>>4673934
>>4673940

These.

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>>4673934
>>4673940
>>4673942
>>4673953
>>4673960
>>4673962

>You do realize I'm just an civilian wagie, right? Why not send an actual professional?
"Other agents have their hands full with more important issues. We also already have leverage over you."
"That, and you're already connected to LO-INC. through your contract. The Small Titty Tomboy GF."

>"Where are Reb and Dorothy? Are they hurt?"
"They're fine. If you'd like them to stay that way, I'd suggest you consider the deal."

>"Don't you dare hurt my precious toaster!"
"...As a gesture of good faith, we won't send her to the factory. But if she goes rogue, you are hunting her down and retiring her yourself."

"If you sign that paper there, we can discuss the finer details of the job. If not, well... we can find someone else."

>What do you do?

>>4673982

Ask what the job entails, and request that we get the girls back to help us in the task; make it clear that we need their assistance. Bullshit a reason why if need be.

>>4673982
Remind the corporate wagie a contract is only valid if the observers also sign it, or at least the person filing the paperwork.

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that's right, I'm a lawyercuck and imma call up laws that probably don't even exist in this universe, sue me

>>4673990
Dorothy and Reb could be witnesses. Maybe they should bring them in?

>>4673990
>imma call up laws that probably don't even exist in this universe

I was about to say. Just the fact that we are under duress negates the contract if you want to get into it. Since its cyber punk, the paper work is probably more for their filing department, whom they fear more then any actual court of lawww.

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>>4673988
>>4673990
>>4674003

>Remind the corporate wagie a contract is only valid if the observers also sign it, or at least the person filing the paperwork.
Your [LEGAL] skill isn't quite high enough for that, but you've seen enough court shows to know that there has to be something you can poke at.
"Unnecessary in the grand scheme of things, but if it's an 'observer' you want..." He looks back to the woman leaning against the wall.
"We can have her do it. She'll also be acting as your observer and providing assistance, if you accept. Who better to 'observe' this little signing?"

>Ask what the job entails, and request that we get the girls back to help us in the task; make it clear that we need their assistance. Bullshit a reason why if need be.
"You'll be tasked with infiltrating LO-INC. HQ, locating what we need, and returning it to us. How you go about this is up to you. Assemble a team for a heist or an assault, infiltrate as an employee, gather enough credits to buy it from them, it doesn't matter so long as you get it into our hands."

"As for your companions... We'll allow you the android, but we'll be keeping the LO-INC. girl in our care until you finish the task. She is of interest."

>What do you do?

>>4674024
>Assemble a team for a heist or an assault
... X-Force? Is everyone on the team going to die unceremoniously when we botch up one small detail like the weather?

>>4674024
"Reb is important if you want me to succeed, she keeps us on the straight and narrow and helps me stay focused. You already have someone observing us, right? If we get out of line you can take her or both of us back in, but unless she's with me I won't be able to do this job for you. Release her, and you've got yourself a deal"

>>4674024
okay but for real, not really sure we have a choice do we? I mean it's not like they'd let us all go anyway so...

>Regretfully agree, get the observer cus why not

>>4674024
>twin tails
instantly worse girl

>>4674030
Attempt this.

>>4674032
Otherwise this. But also:

>>4674042
Note this aloud.

>>4674024
Look at the woman leaning against the wall.
"What kind of assistance?"

>>4674024
>"If gathering enough credits is an option, couldn't of you just, y'know, given one of your employees the cash, pretend to fire them, and tell them to get the thing?"

>>4674064
supporting

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>>4674026
>>4674030
>>4674032
>>4674042
>>4674048
>>4674064
>>4674072
>>4674095

>"Reb is important if you want me to succeed, she keeps us on the straight and narrow and helps me stay focused. You already have someone observing us, right? If we get out of line you can take her or both of us back in, but unless she's with me I won't be able to do this job for you. Release her, and you've got yourself a deal"
The man turns his head to the side and puts a couple fingers to his forehead. After a moment more, he looks back to you.
"No. She's of too great a value to risk her falling back into LO-INC.'s mitts.
He pauses for another moment, attention elsewhere before continuing
"...But we will allow you to contact her. From... yes, from eleven PM to midnight, she will be free to respond. That is our final offer on the matter."

>okay but for real, not really sure we have a choice do we? I mean it's not like they'd let us all go anyway so...
"In reality... no, you don't. It's a sorry situation, but that's how corporations like us operate. Like a rigged casino, we like to hold all the cards."
He shrugs in sympathy
"The most we can do is reward those who play along."

>"What kind of assistance?"
"It's not just my looks that kill, big guy~" She titters. It sounds rehearsed and half-assed, like she's said that exact thing a thousand times.

>"If gathering enough credits is an option, couldn't of you just, y'know, given one of your employees the cash, pretend to fire them, and tell them to get the thing?"
"It was just an example. But to answer, no. Corporations, especially LO, aren't stupid. If they were, we'd have every one of them as personal foot stools for our employees."

>Regretfully agree, get the observer cus why not
"Perfect."
The suit takes a pen from his pocket and holds it out to you.
"All that's left is for you to seal the deal. Sign there at the bottom."

>What do you do?

>>4674100
woah, hold on. before you sign go figure out what names are on that document god damn

>>4674100
Sign on the line.

Ask why Reb is so valuable, and why she knows so little about actual tomboy stuff.

>>4674100
Sign on the line. We'll keep our girls.

>>4674100
>"It's not just my looks that kill, big guy~" She titters. It sounds rehearsed and half-assed, like she's said that exact thing a thousand times.

Cock an eyebrow. Look to the shady Mr. Johnson.
"Couldn't spring for a more than a second rate Femme Fatale?"
Sign the paper. Why bother reading it, we wouldn't understand word one.

>>4674100
>try to use your brain a decipher this shit.

>>4674136
Support bullying our handler.

>>4674100
Read

They need to print this in larger font.

>>4674161
Seconding. Never underestimate the shit corps will pull in the fine print.

>>4674139
>>4674161

bro our brain is full of moxie and angst we don't got the [LEGAL] to understand even kindergarten legalese.

>>4674100
We also need duplicates of the contract we can keep. This is all rather very, very dubious and immoral,and this whole thing obviously crosses a whole lot of red tape- however this is apparently to some degree requires consent. Which it doesnt.

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>>4674104
>>4674109
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>>4674165
>>4674167

>woah, hold on. before you sign go figure out what names are on that document god damn
You take a look at the signatures, trying to decipher them. Wilthorn and... Z. Matryoshka? It's a bit too cursive to make out. Assuming they're corp, you wouldn't recognize them anyways.

>try to use your brain a decipher this shit.
The fine print makes anything a real bitch to read. What little sentences you can make out are all doublespeak and corporate jargon. Noticing you looking the paper over, the suit chimes in.
"I can assure you, you won't be selling us your soul. Company policy banned practices of diabolism in 2524. You'll just be officially part of our corporation until you complete your task, and will afterwards be compensated for your time and effort."

>"Couldn't spring for a more than a second rate Femme Fatale?"
The woman scoffs. "Second rate? Like, you have no idea how top-shelf all this is, buddy boy."
The man sighs through his nose. "There is no one better, that we could reach out to, for the job."

>Sign on the line. We'll keep our girls.
"Consider it a deal, Mr. King." The man takes the signed form and passes it to the woman. "Sign it, would you? For our new partner's sake?"
"Umm, where? There's no more lines."
He turns around and speaks in a slightly quieter tone "Anywhere, it doesn't really matter. Draw a dick for all I care."
"Okie-dokie!"

>Ask why Reb is so valuable, and why she knows so little about actual tomboy stuff.
"The LO-INC girl?" The suit looks back to you. "Well... seeing as how you're now on the job, I suppose I can share a bit more openly."
"To speak straight, we're not exactly sure what goes on behind LO's girlfriend program, but a data leak confirms something suspicious is going on behind the scenes. That's what we aim to find out."
"Maybe they're copying our old formula of using the president's daughters. Maybe they're next generation androids, genetic clones, sleeper guerilla fighters. Whatever they are, we want to know."

>What do you do?

>>4674201
Ask to speak with Reb directly before you leave, even over the phone. Just to verify she really is okay. Also, ask for Dorothy back.

>>4674201
Supporting >>4674212, also ask if they've seen a cowardly gender-ambiguous cyber gremlin sneaking around

>>4674201
>Z. Matryoshka
OUR BOY

>>4674212
+1

>>4674212
>>4674201

This.

>>4674212
support

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>>4674212
>>4674233
>>4674237
>>4674244
>>4674252
>>4674269

>Ask to speak with Reb directly before you leave, even over the phone. Just to verify she really is okay. Also, ask for Dorothy back.
"The Fornicator, we'll deliver back to your apartment. As for the LO-INC. girl..." He puts his fingers to his temple again and nods after a moment
"You may call her. If that's all, you are free to go."

>What do you do?

>>4674273
Leave room and immediatly call Reb

>>4674273
Let's call our gal and make sure she's okay, as well as give Dorothy the rundown on our situation when they release her

>>4674273
Call her and check to see if she's okay. Make sure to let her know that we're okay.

>>4674281
>>4674280

Both of these.

>>4674291
supporting

>>4674273
Cropdust the both of them as we leave through the door, then call up Reb.

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>>4674276
>>4674280
>>4674281
>>4674291
>>4674304

>Call her and check to see if she's okay. Make sure to let her know that we're okay.
You quickly pull up your HDD and dail up Reb. After a short minute, she answers dressed in a patient gown of sorts.
"Martin! You're alright! Thank goodness, I was worried for a second there..."
Reb scratches the back of her head and gives out a sigh of relief as you relay the situation to her.
"So, you had to make a deal with these ALLCO. guys, huh? Sorry... I figured something like this would happen, corporate junk, you know? Don't worry about me, alright? I'm doing a-ok!"
"Hey, this might not be the best situation ever, but, well..."
The tomboy gives a bright smile and points
"Let's think positive! I'm sure we'll meet back up in no time!"

>What do you do?

Let's say something exceedingly cheesy.

>>4674329

Promise to get her out of this.

Tell her what they want from us: info on her girlfriend program. Ask if she can tell us anything about where she comes from, and how she ended up as our girlfriend.

Be nice about it, though, if she isn't willing or able to talk about it.

>>4674340
>absence makes the heart grow fondue

>>4674329
Supporting >>4674340

Then let's get Dorothy caught up and head back to our apartment. We gotta fix all the crap they threw around and make it look nice again

>>4674329
>I'm sorry, but I am going to worry about you.
>Smile back and give her a thumbs up

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>>4674340
>>4674351
>>4674354
>>4674374
>>4674441

>Let's say something exceedingly cheesy.
>absence makes the heart grow fondue
"Um... yeah! That's the spirit!" Reb gives a confused, but supportive smile

>Ask if she can tell us anything about where she comes from, and how she ended up as our girlfriend.
"Yeah, they told me that too. The thing is, I... can't really say anything about it with my [B.A.N.D.A.G.E.]'s Suppression Protocol active."
She puts her hands up
"But hold on, before you do that! Just know that the whole [B.A.N.D.A.G.E.] thing is sort of... what's been making things so easy between us so far. I mean, what if you turn it off and don't like me anymore?"
Reb scratches her cheek
"I know it sounds like this is the thing making me say this, and it probably mostly is, but for real. The Suppression Protocol is only supposed to be turned off once you trust me. Like, REALLY trust me, and we only met yesterday!"

>What do you do?

>>4674445
Kinda wanna turn it off. No point in starting a relationship based on fake feelings. Besides, she trusted and inspired us to become a better man, I say we trust her.

>>4674445
Learning about [B.A.N.D.A.G.E.] suppression, you'd have to be pretty scummy not to turn it off.
>>4674453
Agreed, don't want to lose what little [SOUL] we have

>>4674453
based and not insane pilled

I agree

>>4674445
...so, what, you've secretly got giant boobs, and that [B.A.N.D.A.G.E.] thing is what's keeping them in check?

>>4674445
What >>4674453 and >>4674455 said: let our GF free!

>>4674462
Quip about this.

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>>4674453
>>4674455
>>4674460
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>>4674466
>Trust
"If you're sure... you can turn it off in [STATSCAN]."
You fiddle around with your HDD for a minute before. It warns you not to turn off the thing, legal whatnot, blah blah blah, boom. Deactivated.

Reb's expression changes almost immediately. "Sheesh guy, you trust way too easy. Is a couple nice words and a nice ass all it takes for you? I coulda been some amped-up super assassin or somethin'."
She cocks her head and smirks. "Still, thanks. You got no clue how much a pain in the ass not bein' able to be yourself is."

There's shuffling from off screen and voices calling to Reb
"Oh, uh, looks like they want me for somethin', so I gotta scoot. Don't go dyin' on me, or I'll beat your ass, aright? I'll see what I can pull from here."

>What do you do?

>>4674514
"is it weird I'm totally turned on right now?"

>>4674514
she is still tomboy, bueno
For now, time to fix up home, assemble the super squad, and get this corpo shit done

>>4674514
Supporting >>4674523

>>4674523
>>4674529

Backing this.

>>4674514
Ask her if she prefers a kendo blade or a more conventional spiked baseball bat

>>4674523
Agreed.

>>4674514
"If you were a super-assassin, I figure priority one would be busting yourself out of there. In which case, I'm all for it!" Then a thumbs up.

>>4674453
+1

Also, are they seriously trying to investigate a tomboy production facility/company of all things? This seems like a massive waste of resources.

>>4674556
Their own goth girlfriend program was a demonic plot by the president, and its undoing was devastating to their bottom line and smooth operations I bet.

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>>4674521
>>4674523
>>4674529
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>>4674539
>>4674546
>>4674556
>>4674561

>"is it weird I'm totally turned on right now?"
"Shyeah. Don't cream your shorts, dork."
She snickers play-mockingly at you

>Ask her if she prefers a kendo blade or a more conventional spiked baseball bat
"Beam katana. Why, plannin' on a welcome home present already? How 'bout you focus on not getting your ass blasted by corpo goons first, huh?"

>"If you were a super-assassin, I figure priority one would be busting yourself out of there. In which case, I'm all for it!" Then a thumbs up.
"What, you think I still can't? All I need's the right opp- Jeez, alright, I'm comin'! I gotta go, Mart. See ya."
With a wave, Reb ends the call.

>For now, time to fix up home, assemble the super squad, and get this corpo shit done
After walking out the door, you find yourself... in front of some scuffed-ass warehouse near the city marina. Scratch that, the LO-INC. city marina. ALLCO. still controls the original. Which means you're still on your side of town.
Looking back into the warehouse, it seems like the suit is already gone, but the woman comes following you out. She's... some kind of goth thot. You feel like you've seen her somewhere before. On HoloV maybe? Some dubious ad?

"What a stiff, am I right?" She says with a smile. The woman holds her hand out to shake. "Pleasure to be working with you. What should I call you big guy?"

>What do you do?

>>4674562
>Just call me big guy, it's pretty accurate

>>4674564
said in a bane voice

>>4674562
"King."

Shake her hand. Twintails femme fatale goth thots aren't our bag, but if we have to work together, let's at least be professional.

between bullying

Ask where Dorothy is.

>>4674562
I don't have one in mind, but now is our chance to try and give ourselves a cool nickname if anyone's got an idea for one. We can play it off like everyone calls us that

>>4674569
big guy is totally a cool nickname and I'm definitely not saying that because I'm lazy

>>4674562
King works for me
Ask her how she got involved with AllCo.
She's aged well too, color me surprised.

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>>4674562
>beam katana to fight shady corporate assassins

Reb in endgame as fuck, lads

>>4674562
Ask her if that outfit is standard issue company wide

>>4674568
>>4674562
>>4674585

Backing King.

>>4674562
Let's go with king.

>"So, was I chosen randomly or did I accidentally cause a executive ass-kisser to spill coffee all over themselves a few years back?"

sofa king

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>>4674591

>"King."
"King, hm? Should I get you a crown and handle your scepter~?"
She raises her eyebrows and starts looking you up and down
"You can call me Queen, if you'd like. Queen Vanessa."

>Ask her how she got involved with AllCo.
"Oh it's a looong story. Way too much to get into now, maybe I can tell you the story another time."

>Ask her if that outfit is standard issue company wide
"What this?"
She does a slow turn around, taking a considerable time showing off her back before turning back around. The back of her jacket sparkles with bedazzled text that reads, "DUMB BITCH."
Her body's fit with basically no titty to speak of. You were always more of an ass man anyways, and hoo boy does she have a real show down below.
"Looks good on me, doesn't it? You know, I've been told I look a lot better out of it."

>"So, was I chosen randomly or did I accidentally cause a executive ass-kisser to spill coffee all over themselves a few years back?"
She gives a playful shrug. "I'm really not the one to ask about that stuff, King. I'm just making sure you stay a good boy."
The goth takes a step closer to you and gives you bedroom eyes. "You will be a good boy, won't you~?"

>What do you do?

>>4674656
Deny her advances. Your heart beats for one delinquent tomboy.

>>4674656
Resist the [URGE], and be frank with her: we can tell they assigned her because she's exactly our type, physically...

But we're not looking to bang out until all our homies are free, and we don't care home dummy thicc a chick be if she's also keeping us down.

Where's our tsundere sexbot at, Vanessa?

>>4674656
"Listen, I know I'm oozing sex appeal, but I've already got a girlfriend buddy. Let's just get the job done, yeah?"

>>4674656
>V being horny again
ma'am this is a wendys

>>4674656
maybe big tails are not so bad

>>4674656
One of these days we'll have a protag who falls for Vanessa. Not today though.
>Only if you behave yourself as well

>>4674656
Im a good MAN Vanessa. A man who loves tomboys.

>>4674675
Eh, maybe if Reb doesn't actually like us without her [B.A.N.D.A.G.E.], or if her whole "you can do it, try and live!" peptalk was fake. She still seems cool, but she also shifted closer to Dorothy's whole tsun deal after we deactivated it... And that's not really our type.

That said, Vanessa only wants us for our usefulness, and her seduction is to make sure we're "a good boy". It might be just as fake.

We should have a smoke. This whole situation is [SOUL]-crushing.

>>4674700
Vanessa is also around 120, if Nissa was anything to go by. Either on her first cloned body or pumped full of so many preservatives that her corpse won't be able to decompose. Or it's black magic.

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>>4674666
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>>4674675

>Resist the [URGE]
>maybe big tails are not so bad
You manage to suppress the [NEED TO BREED] for the moment, but damn you are sure gonna be thinking about this tonight.

>Only if you behave yourself as well
>I've already got a girlfriend buddy.
"A girlfriend for one day, if I heard right? Impressive, impressive. Still, you should keep your options open if it doesn't work out."
Vanessa gives a playful tilt of her head and pinches your cheek
"And by the way, it's not like she'd ever find out if you had someone else relieve those 'stresses' of yours."

"There's not many guys who've ever turned my down. I think this is going to a fun partnership~"
You get an ominous feeling from her sultry gaze

>Where's our tsundere sexbot at, Vanessa?
"Your Fornicator? If I was listening right, the suit said she'd be at your apartment, didn't he?"

>We should have a smoke. This whole situation is [SOUL]-crushing.
Between getting kidnapped, getting your tomboy taken away, being strongarmed into signing on with a corp, and having to resist pounding Vanessa's tight yet plump rump in some seedy alley...
Yeah, you'd say you've earned a smoke.

Wait, no! You're trying to quit!

ADDICITION LEVEL: [14]

>Resist (Roll 1d20)
>Relent and smoke
>Write-in

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>4674739
>Resist (Roll 1d20)
BEGONE THOT

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>4674739
>Rolling to give in and smoke

>>4674739
>Relent and smoke

Withdrawals aren't going to help us any, and neither is added psychological stress. We can try to quite when lives aren't on the line.

Plus, we're already trying to resist ONE major temptation.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>4674739
>Resist (Roll 1d20)

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>4674739
>>Resist (Roll 1d20)
Can we get a bonus to the roll if we find a nice refreshing can of Moxie?

>>4674749
god bless you anon

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>>4674749
>>4674750

>>4674750
Like we need a bonus with rolls like that.

We should bring Vanessa back to the apartment to pound a can of Moxie though.

>>4674749
>>4674750
>four seconds too late...

I mean, I'm glad you saved us, but man, I was so close...

>>4674755
I'm so sorry, king T.T

>>4674750
Our tomboy girlfriend trusts us. By God, I shall smite anyone who tries to tempt us.

>>4674759
its not cheating if it's with your kidnapee

>>4674739
>Resist (Roll 1d20)
Fuck off doomers, we've got to be the change we want to see

I hope we're done with this mission ASAP, 'ca
use I dunno how we'll get through with THAT
>>4674656
constantly swaying in our face.

>>4674762
Yes it is. It is cheating. And I will NOT ALLOW IT

NTRfags Must burn.

>>4674765
This, why is there always some loser trying to get Martin to smoke more and cheat on GF? They tried to do it on the last thread too

Pathetic

>>4674768
It's not cheating if you've only known her a day, and actually only spent about three minutes with her actual personality while the rest was under forced corporate mind control

But Martin might not view it that way. She briefly became his sole will to live. Let's talk it out with Dorothy; she's our closest thing to a real friend and confidante.

>>4674771
> some loser trying to get Martin to smoke more

Right now, the man could use it.

>>4674775
>It's not cheating if you've only known her a day
Yes it fucking is, she is our girlfriend. By definition it is cheating.
>Right now, the man could use it
How the FUCK could he use smoking? Oh, he's sad so he stabs his lungs? Do you do crack when you stub your toe too? Moron. Why do you want to turn Martin into an jackass with lung cancer?

>>4674775
>Right now, the man could use it.
No, clearly he needs a nice cold can of Moxie soda.

>>4674779
This. Even if Martin did end up having amazing sex with Vanessa, he would enter super depression after the post nut clarity hits

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You know what, since the second roll was for a different option, I'll give it to you
>Resist [20]
You focus all your [BONER] into resisting that smoke! With such power, you lose a level of [SYNTHNIC ADDICTION] and don't even gain a level of withdrawl! Phew, that was intense, you could use a nice refreshing Moxie™. Look at you, strong man.

"Aw, did my teasing get you that worked up? You're sweating."
Vanessa snickers and turns towards the streets

"Well? What's your first move, King?"

>What do you do?

>>4674779
>Yes it fucking is, she is our girlfriend. By definition it is cheating.
She's more like our mind-controlled chattel property. We'll see, when we actually talk to her under her real personality, whether she WANTS to date Martin.

>How the FUCK could he use smoking? Oh, he's sad so he stabs his lungs? Do you do crack when you stub your toe too? Moron. Why do you want to turn Martin into an jackass with lung cancer?
Lol, chill out. Did you flip out this hard when we bought a bunch of liver-obliteration juice for Shadowrun game night? Dude has a chemical dependency and is in a situation of high stress and now constant temptation. Let him have a vice.

>>4674782
Go back to the apartment, regroup with Dorothy, and see if we can get her input on this whole situation. Also, keep out promise to her: try to get ahold of Jabberwock to fix her programming so she isn't fixated on us against her will and well-being. If we can do it for Reb, we can do it for Dorothy, too. They're not so different, and if we keep our promise to her, we can gain a loyal ally with robot strength AND loop in the weird cybergremlin for our next move.

>>4674783
>Find yourself a pack of Moxie. Share with the goth while you espouse the qualities of Moxie, and any other regional cola brands we drink.

>Let him have a vice.
King already has two, Moxie and thicc asses.

>>4674786
Supporting this, we need to utilize our harem making powers to benefit everyone

>>4674782
Head to our apartment, get whatever gear we have, and enjoy a refreshing Moxie while plotting our next move.

>>4674787
>Moxie and thicc asses.
Yeah, but we're trying NOT to fuck Vanessa, so that leaves us only one out of three.

>>4674787
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Supporting Moxie Brodown Planning Session

>>4674800
>Yeah, but we're trying NOT to fuck Vanessa, so that leaves us only one out of three.
Fine, we'll make it four and add in tan lines.

>>4674779
jesus christ mate you're a bit on edge aren't you, I mean look at you, screaming at how a relationship with a person under mind control should count as a legitimate relationship

>>4674779
Regan's been dead for years now Anon, you can cool it with the War on Drugs shilling.

>>4674823
you keep doing drugs anon, once ROBO-REAGAN is revealed you're going to lose your shit

>>4674782
>Head home and eat that damn pizza

>anons arguing about cheating when we literally bought a mind controlled GF who's personality is vastly different than what we were led to believe

It truly is a sad state of affairs if we've engaged in a form of neo-slavery just so we can get our rocks off and that romantic relationships have degraded into corporate products to be consumed. Our whole value system is fucked up anons, welcome to our Brave New World! It's a fascinating book btw, would recommend.

>>4674514
buhhh i preferred soft tomboy

>>4674823
Because we all know that drugged up parents produce mental sound children.

>>4674782
dick the twintail

>>4674782

Supporting >>4674794

>>4674787
Supporting

>>4674794
Supporting. Time to shadowrun this bitch.

>>4674857
If you think that a man smoking is going to effect the development of his child in the womb or psychologically during childhood, you might be retarded.

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>dick the twintail
You restain the [URGE TO MERGE] once again. Down boy, heel!

>Moxie Brodown Planning Session
You and Vanessa journey back to the apartment and... yeah, it's still just as thrashed as when you left it. Oh, your poor apartment, what did it do to deserve this...

"G-Gah! Don't shoot!" Jabberwock hunkers down beside your tipped over Moxie™ minifridge, but calms down after they see you. "Oh, n-new guy! You're alright! I thought um... you might be more of those ALLCO. guys."

Dorothy sits up from the floor and rubs her head. Looks like the [TUBE] did her dirty after it got bent up. "Martin...? What the hell... Who is she?"
She points to Vanessa

>What do you do?

>>4674887
Tell them that she is your replacement GF and that they need to leave because you will be having hot sex with her now.

>>4674887
My new girl friend, problem?

>>4674887
>Thoroughly check the Martin poster for damage

Okay jokes aside, let's give Dorothy a tl;dr and get the room fixed up before cracking open some moxies

>>4674887
[SPOILER]tom[/SPOILER]brojob time

>>4674887
>This is Vanessa, she works for AllCo. Vanessa, this is Jabberwock, my coworker and acquaintance of indiscriminate gender and Dorothy, my tsundere fornicator.
Then check Dorothy for damage, grab moxies for the crew, and get to planning.

>>4674887
"This my grandma. Or at least, she could be with how old she is."

>>4674899
This.

>>4674887
>fix our room and explain the current situation to Dorthy

>>4674886
And heroine doesn't? How about crack? Not even taking in account the amount of overdoses suffering, addiction ruins the lives around those addicted anon. The Opium Wars were a thing, and why else would the Chinese keep supplying the Cartels if it was ineffective?

>>4674891
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"This is Vanessa. She thirsty."

>>4674899
>>4674894
Then this.

>>4674899
This, plus flipping our couch and chase back upright, as well as our fridge.

>>4674912
Martin is going to do a lot of heroines, and nobody is going to stop him. Heroin, however, is something he doesn't do, nor does he smoke crack. Nobody is saying he will either. Take your meds.

>>4674887
orgy

>>4674887
>What the hell... Who is she?"
She points to Vanessa

"A stray dog that followed me home. Jokes aside, either I'm her handler or she's mine. Jury's still out."

>>4674933
We gotta save the Helltaker route for the end party once we've assembled everyone and a shit ton of Moxie (tm)

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>This is Vanessa, she works for AllCo. Vanessa, this is Jabberwock, my coworker and acquaintance of indiscriminate gender and Dorothy, my tsundere fornicator.
>Then check Dorothy for damage, grab moxies for the crew, and get to planning.
You hit your couch with that one-two flip and head over to the minifridge to see what survived.

Oh.

No, please.

It's all broken. Not one full bottle survived. All those half-empty bottles you stuffed in to "save for later" also spilled out and ruined the fridge. Even the Lunchables. Even the innocent Lunchables were not spared.
But hey, at least you have cold pizza.

And your bag of alcohol is sitting behind the sofa now.

Aw yeah.

>What do you do

>>4674949
>Hang up poster, flip table up to serve pizzas on, queue up an order for a new minifridge, and continue our meeting

Let us never forget the great loss we've suffered here today, brothers. The moxie may be gone, but it shall not be forgotten

>>4674949
Look to Vanessa.
"Hey twin tails, ALLCO is gonna reimburse me for my destroyed lunchables and moxie right? That shit ain't cheap. Either they are or it's coming out of your hefty Neo Hot Topic budget."

Then proceed to run a [BATTLE ASSEMENT] on the Our Friend Martin poster. And then Dorothy if we have the time I guess.

>>4674949
>start planning our rl Shadowrun campaign

>>4674925
Son, I was talking about your Reagan crack. The War on Drugs ain't no joke kid, and the African American community paid a heavy price because of that drug money.

>>4674949
Hang up poster, get to drinking away our sorrows and infodumping. Then, the planning begins. Unlike weird hyper-loyal anti-drug anon, I'm not convinced that our favourite tomboy is ACTUALLY our GF, but she is the best thing that's happened to us in years. She gave us our one shining, good moment that started to turn things around. We owe her that much.

Also, don't forget about asking Jabberwock to help Dorothy before we go on this mission. We have a debt to pay to her, also.

>>4674960
>"Hey twin tails, ALLCO is gonna reimburse me for my destroyed lunchables and moxie right? That shit ain't cheap. Either they are or it's coming out of your hefty Neo Hot Topic budget."

Seconding this bullying, too. Establish our Serious Business persona, "King", as top dog despite her leverage.

>>4674949
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>>4674949
Shed a single tear for our Moxie, then ask Vanessa if getting more is in our operation budget. Then order some more anyways and have a team meeting over cold pizza and booze.

>>4674967
dont have sex with alcohol not a good idea
>>4674960
this

>>4674949
Clean up, break out the booze, and ask Vanessa for a tldr regarding our goal.

>>4674949
ask if anyone has our lighter that we dropped, then tell them to hold onto it to further resist the smoking temptation

>>4674960
Supporting

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>"Hey twin tails, ALLCO is gonna reimburse me for my destroyed lunchables and moxie right? That shit ain't cheap. Either they are or it's coming out of your hefty Neo Hot Topic budget."
"I'm not sure! I can for sure ask though!"
Vanessa gives a ditzy giggle, acting as if she wasn't a cockhound mere moments ago. That is, until she goes to walk past you and whispers
"I didn't know you could be so assertive, Mr. King. I'm sure I can think of a way to pay you back~"

>Then proceed to run a [BATTLE ASSEMENT] on the Our Friend Martin poster.
Your poster, though booted a bit, looks to be just fine. You hang it back up where it belongs.

>ask if anyone has our lighter that we dropped, then tell them to hold onto it to further resist the smoking temptation
"Oh, I-I have it! Um, are you sure you want me to hold onto it?"
Jabberwock taps their fingers together
"Well, if you're sure..."

>Clean up, break out the booze, and ask Vanessa for a tldr regarding our goal.
You get your table set up, stuff all the other things into the corner, and gather the gang for a plan. With alcohol and pizza at your disposal, good things are sure to come.

"Alright, so basically, we need a way to get to one of the top floors of LO-INC. HQ. That's where our little doohickey is going to be waiting. It's uh... some kind of datachip thingy, the kind you stick in your head, you know?" Vanessa nods to the others to see if they're following along
"W-Wait, you want me to join you? To rob a corp? Physically?!" Jabberwock exclaims.
"Yeah, hold on a minute, buster! Don't we have a say in this?" Dorothy adds.

>What do you do?

>>4675025
"I can't make you join me, but I've gotta get Reb out. I would sincerely appreciate your guys' help, but I won't force either of you to participate if you don't want to"

>>4675028
I'll support this.

>>4675025
Give them both a choice, and in fact tell Jabberwock that the only thing you require of them is to watch our lighter and MAYBE reprogram Dorothy so she can be free of her obsession with us.

But also subtly note that this pretty much going to be the coolest motherfucking Shadowrun LARP ever.

>>4675025
>Jabberwock, you can opt out as I don't own you and we're not legally assigned to each other. I'd appreciate the help though. Dorothy, you I do own, but I'd much rather you come with us by your own choosing.
Mix equal parts of every booze on the table into a glass and nurse it.

>>4675032
Supporting sadness cocktail shitmix.

>>4675025

>Dorothy
Tell Dorothy that they took Reb, and that Reb asked no questions when we took you in. Not trying to guilt trip, but it would be a nice returnal of favour.
" We still owe you the returning, and whatever you want to do past that is your own choice, but we could use the help"

>JabberWock
Tell her that we in all likelyhood dont need her to actually go in the building, and probably would only need her to run intel and communications, spin it like she can DM a real life encounter while promising any fleshy bits we pick up

Lastly we take a shot.

>>4675031
>>4675032

Basically these. I'd add,
>Van, before we do anything, I gotta know what you're capable of. I think the rest of us are pretty much useless skillset wise, outside of Jabberwock's inclination for tearing augments out of dead bodies or eating them and Dorothy's ability to uh... fornicate.

>>4675025
Wait, I just noticed that jacket below the kino movie poster. Is that Reb's sweater? Go hug it for safety while we knock back a couple shots of courage.

>>4675048
smell it, inhale it

>>4675049
That's for when we go to sleep.

>>4675025
>"Uh, Jabberwock, you can ignore this if you want to, not to sound mean, but you're just a coworker I met today."
Also
>Dorothy doesn't HAVE to help you, but there's a good chance you'll be killed if you fail and she's back out on the street. Also, this doesn't count as coercion since you'd rather be playing board games and watching nicolas cage beat the shit out of serial killers right now.

>>4675054
We can smell and inhale now, later... something else. We'll need to get something off of Vanessa and Dore for a real party though.

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>Mix equal parts of every booze on the table into a glass and nurse it.
You swipe some plastic cups from your stack of shit in the corner and start making an alcoholic suicide. Jabberwock pops open one of the hard lemonades, Dorothy takes a cup of wine, and Vanessa goes straight for the whole bottle of Tito's.

>Van, before we do anything, I gotta know what you're capable of. I think the rest of us are pretty much useless skillset wise, outside of Jabberwock's inclination for tearing augments out of dead bodies or eating them and Dorothy's ability to uh... fornicate.
Vanessa takes her lips from the Tito's bottle with a sigh and the beginnings of a blush on her face.
"Whew! C'mon, King. I don't think you're giving your friends enough credit. But still, I'm deadly with a scythe, and I'm sure I can think of a way to use my skills as an ero-idol~!"
She makes peace sign by her eye and winks.

>Give them both a choice, and in fact tell Jabberwock that the only thing you require of them is to watch our lighter and MAYBE reprogram Dorothy so she can be free of her obsession with us.
>But also subtly note that this pretty much going to be the coolest motherfucking Shadowrun LARP ever.
"O-Oh, so that's why you asked me about... Well-"
The cyberbutcher leans from side to side while they take a sip of the Mike's. "When you say it like that... A-Alright. You can count on me, new guy. B-But please, don't put me in a fighty position! I'm not good with that kind of stuff!"

>Tell Dorothy that they took Reb, and that Reb asked no questions when we took you in. Not trying to guilt trip, but it would be a nice returnal of favour.
>" We still owe you the returning, and whatever you want to do past that is your own choice, but we could use the help"
"Tch... Ugh, if you're gonna look THAT sad and pathetic while you ask, then I guess I have to help. And not because you asked me to! I'm just doing this to help out Reb!"
With that, Dorothy knocks back the entire cup of wine and goes for the tequila.

You knock back your cocktail and- holy shit it tastes awful. Why would you do this. Oh fuck this is wrong.
But holy hell, is it potent.
"Hey, King. Your face is looking kind of beat up, you know? Must hurt, so here, a little medicine to make it better~"
Vanessa puts your cup back to your lips and helps you drink a couple more mouthfuls

>What do you do?

>>4675077
Get as hammered as possible, being hungover is the perfect way to focus on a corporate espionage mission

>>4675077
Nearly incoherently her what's under the eyepatch.

>>4675077
>I can think of a way to use my skills as an ero-idol~!"

"A what? Is that like a fancy way to say you play the flute?"

>>4675081
*incoherently ask

>>4675083
>>4675081
And then ask to borrow it. For reasons.

>>4675077
Get boozed up and do something you're going to regret.

>>4675086
Second

>>4675086
3rd

>>4675086
4th
WE'RE GOIN' ALL IN.

>>4675077
Chug, chug, chug!

Then have some pizza, and get to planning and de-programming.

Get drunk enough to be vulnerable with Dorothy, and tell her about Reb's personality inhibitor

>>4675096
Seconding the spoiler

>>4675096
Supporting this

>>4675086
Barging right in hammered? Or is Vanessa gonna get what she's been hounding for since the moment she stepped into frame?

>>4675105
Neither. Both. Who can say, when DRUNK PARTY MARTIN is here to play?

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third. get very vulnerable about how scared you are to lose reb, then drunkenly tangent to how depressed you actually were when she left. Yada Yada something about the situation being more complicated than previously thought blah blah, you dumped her before she could dump you rabble rabble

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>Get Shwasted
You and the gang get positively SHITFACED as you plan.
"Alright, Martin! What're we doing? Some kinda heist? Going in guns blazing?" Dorothy asks
"Oh! And and what about more people? Is this little shindig gonna be a group session, or just us?" Vanessa adds with a wink

>Nearly incoherently her what's under the eyepatch.
>And then ask to borrow it. For reasons.
"If I told you it was the legendary[ FOURTH HOLE], would you believe me?"
Vanessa laughs and downs another couple mouthfuls of vodka
"You want it? Sure, but you better give it back when you're done. And don't get it too messy!"

>Get drunk enough to be vulnerable with Dorothy, and tell her about Reb's personality inhibitor
You start to blabber to Dorothy about your Government Issued Small Titty Tomboy GF, but your android seems more interested in trying to strip Jabberwock out of their jacket.
"C'mooon, what's under there! I haven't had any since I got off the conveyor belt! Show it!"
"Noooo~! I-I'm saving myself for the right person!" The gremlin giggles despite the assault

>What do you do?

>>4675150
pass out

>>4675150

>The plan
Ask Jabberwock if they know anyone who'd be useful for such an operation. Maybe... Their boss?

>Vanessa
Flirt back, then get sad and doomery as we think about Reb, and realize Vanessa is just trying to keep us on a leash; we aren't necessarily wanted by anyone, except the robot programmed to want us

>The stripping starts
Drunkenly slur that it is inappropriate to see you new coworker/supervisor naked, and retire to the bedroom with the eyepatch, Reb's hoodie and a bottle of booze

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7_ve0nPY0g&list=PLk8MyoujZNjSweZvs6jJdrNjgzdpaXFxX&index=4
Turn on the drunk switch inside you and act like a true kingpin, ask the girls(?) if they want to bet on a game of strip poker

>>4675158
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>>4675158
Ask Doro to join us in bed. Not for any sort of sexual reason. Purely for uh, safety. Maybe for spooning.

>>4675161
yes

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Last post for tonight! Tomorrow: Drinking resolution!

>>4675161
Make it truth or dare for more shenanigans

>>4675175
Thanks for running Not Bathsalts. Or should I say Peepee head

>>4675177
this post was made by locust anon

>>4675179
wrong, try again

>>4674814
Yes. Rebecca didn't change THAT Much.

>>4675158
Yes.
>>4675161
No.

>>4675353
just because they have similar personalities has literally no relevance to the concept that you BOUGHT a person who is under mindcontrol, to be your gf. Even if they have similar personalities the fuck has that got to do with anything? That person you met when they were being fucked with isn't the same person just because they "Kinda act the same"

>>4675398
>Even if they have similar personalities the fuck has that got to do with anything?
It means she's not a completely different person. When it was turned off, Reb didn't freak out about it. She just thanked you and told you to take care of yourself.

Basically, Reb is still more or less the person that Martin obviously fell for, and they're still pretty much dating. So cheating on her would be wrong

>>4675161
This

>>4675161
+1

>>4675417
I don't agree. We have like 10/100 affection, that's not even friend ship tier. You wouldnt call a escort your gf right? Just because you like someone romantically doesn't automatically make them your gf. it's not cheating if you bang someone other then your crush. Getting to be exclusive with someone takes time.

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>Ask Jabberwock if they know anyone who'd be useful for such an operation. Maybe... Their boss?
"Wuh? The bossman? I dunno... he really doesn't like all that corp stuff. I can ask though!"

>Initiate STRIP POKER
Oh SHIT it's time to liven things up with some DUBIOUS DRUNK GAMING.

"Yeaheah! I knew you could party, King!" Vanessa laughs
"Heeeh? I-I don't even know how to play regular poker!" Jabberwock half-heartedly protests
"Then you're gonna learn tonight! Fill your cups and grab some cards!" Cheers Dorothy

"A-Alright, uhhh... how do we start, Martin?" The gremlin asks. The rest of the gang is looking at you expectantly

>What do you do?

>>4675736
Look for cards while giving a loud and rambly drunk rundown of poker and strip poker rules!

>>4675736
Hopefully cards don't cost too much via the tube if it turns out we don't have any at hand

>>4675736
Get cards, explain rules. Fall back on strip-go fish if we don't know them.

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>>4675750
No worries bros, we still have the deck of cards remember?

>>4675736
everyone picks a card suite then draws a card, if you got a different suite from the one you picked, you strip

>>4675736
4 way solitaire

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>Eckplain strimp pogerrr
Buh boh, firendo. Looks like your booze-addled brain is having a pretty rough time recalling the actual rules! You're just going to have to IMRPOVISE or disappoint all the girls

Like a magic bus driver once said: Take chances, make mistakes, and get messy

>HOW POKER

>>4675777
52 pick up poker, spray the cards everywhere then the person with the least cards strips twice and the second last strips once.

>>4675777

everyone draw 2 card

you can discard the card(s) in exchange for a new one from the deck, or keep it. you can only do this twice

everyone reveals their hand, lowest hand strips

>>4675783
support

>>4675783
+1

>>4675777
Buhhhroow. Errr, get card, small card loose. STRIP.

>>4675777
Supporting >>4675783

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>>4675777
Pull your your copy of Hey, that' s my Fish! - A Sub-Zero Game of Fishy Strategy.
Loser with the least Fish takes it all off.

>>4675818
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>everyone draw 2 card
>you can discard the card(s) in exchange for a new one from the deck, or keep it. you can only do this twice
>everyone reveals their hand, lowest hand strips

"Oh yeah! And you also lay out five cards that you flip uh... You'll know when to flip em." Vanessa adds
"If a card in your hand matches the number on one of them, then you have to take a truth or dare from the winner!"

You deal out the cards and get down to business

[HIGH STAKES CYBER STRIP POKER]

The FLOP is a [J CLB] [5 CLB] [9 HRT]

Your hand is [7 HRT] [9 CLB]

>What do you do?

>>4675826
7 and 9? That's big numberes!
Reveal hand, no way we lose with this!

>>4675826
all in straight away lets show our cards!!

>>4675826
So... we're playing some bastardized version of texas hold em? got it.

i vote for swapping the 7 to fish for a face card

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>>4675826
This, dont even look at your cards anymore. Looking at one's cards is a crutch for players who rely on skill.

>>4675852
if we lose, get the wheel of doom out for the bonus round

>>4675826
smirk and reveal your hand

we're seeing booba

...what the fuck is going on right now?
Are we supposed to be rescuing our gf?
What the hell are you nerds doing in here?

>>4675878
horny

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>>4675832
>>4675839
>>4675842
>>4675852
>>4675855
>>4675861

>Reveal
Smirking in your overflowing confidence, you throw down your hand early!
"Pair of nines, huh?" Dorothy grins "I think you just signed your self up for loserdom~"
The hand concludes quickly after

[AFTER ACTION REPORT]

TABLE: [J CLB] [5 CLB] [9 HRT] [Q HRT] [2 SPD]

JAB: [2 HRT] [K HRT] PAIR OF TWOS
DORO: [K SPD] [K DMN] PAIR OF KINGS
VAN: [A DMN] [Q CLB] PAIR OF QUEENS
KING: [7 HRT] [9 CLB] PAIR OF NINES

DOROTHY WINS
JABBERWOCK LOSES [JACKET x1]

"Aww what? But I had one of the highest cards!" Jabberwock complains as they drop their jacket.
"One card always gets beat by two of the same!" Vanessa chirps cheerily. "Speaking of, three of us owe truths or dares."
"Ugh, three? Can't I just choose one? New rule! I get to make it because I'm the winner!" Dorothy grins and points to you

"Martin! Truth or dare?"

>What do you do?

>>4675905
Truth!

>>4675905
dare
fuggit

>>4675905
Dare!

>>4675905
Dare. Truths are for losers.

>>4675905
>Truth
Let's not do something we regret

>>4675905
Dare!

>>4675905
DARE
DARE
DARE

>>4675905
I want truth for d martin lore

>>4675912
tell ye what, come back after you had a few shots yourself.. get into the right mindset mate

>>4675905
DARE

>>4675905
>Dare

>>4675905
truth ffirst dare later reee

The way I see it, these are (likely) what each option entails

Truth: More questions about Reb w/ doomer answers, OR potentially some backstory/lore

Dare: Probably something sexual considering it's coming from Vanessa

>>4675942
but it's coming from dorothy lad

>>4675942
who knows what dorothy could ask ....

>>4675945
Oh shit I misread. This changes everything actually.

Switching >>4675907 to dare. Interested what she'll come up with