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>>4737880
>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you stronger
Let's start will training arc

>>4737880
>>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you stronger
this the suggestion from last thread?

>>4737891
Ye

>>4737880
>>4737885
>>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you stronger

>>4737893
Sweet. Also Yo spooks

>>4737893
cool

>>4737880
>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you stronger

>>4737894
Yo!

>>4737895
Well it's not exactly that but it mostly is

>>4737880
>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you stronger

>>4737880
>>Wanna play a game? I got one that could make you stronger

Okay!
Fun, funny family- *chortle* friendly game time coming right up!
>writing

>>4737880
Huh, its fitting Silver's blood type is the best to help his friends.

>>4737911
How many broken bones will occur?

>>4737934
Depends. But the more importanter question is "whose will break"

>>4737936
Yes

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You leer over the little boy and then look at the giant, then back at Will.
"Hmmmm. No. I don't think so."

"Don't think what?"

"Nothing. Cursing your bolts comes later! Now how about we play a little? Haven't had a good game in a while."

"Oh cool! What are we playing? Mother bought a few board games at San Faldo!"

"Nah nah nah. Nothing like that. Get your crossbow! We going shooting!"

You get the weapon and make Will carry it which never ceases to look funny and you move over to the nose of the ship as Will starts asking questions. You explain to him that there are other competitive games you can play, or make up on the spot and that this is going to be one of them. It'll be good fun and exercise for the both of you. So you grab some random junk you don't really need mostly made out of weak materials like glass or clay.
"Okay! The goal of the game will be to hit as many targets as you can! For every one you hit you get one point! For every one you miss I get one. Whoever gets the most points when I run out of stuff wins! Any questions?"

"Erm. Yes. Won't Mother get angry if we do this?"

"Ah aaaah! Remember kid! It's always better to say sorry than ask for permission and get a no! Now load that stuff up and let's get shootin'! It'll be like a carnival!"

"I like carnivals."
Will then gets to loading his weapon which takes a lot of effort from him.
"Say Silver what do you think of clowns?"

"Hmmmm? Clowns? I don't know. Never seen a clown before. Why?"

"I just like clowns. If we ever get to a carnival I'd like to see a clown."

"I'll give you a better one! WHEN we get to a carnival I'll GET you a clown! How's that?"

"I don't think that's how that works."

"Things work how you want them to. Don't let others tell you how to do things! Ever! Now then how should I do this?"
You look at the collection of stuff next to you and think about the different ways it could be done. Some would be a lot safer than others but also less fun, and likely less educational.

>Just toss them out at sea
>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!
>Other?

>>4737944
>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!
COME ON BOY, DO IIIIT!

>>4737944
>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!

>>4737944
>>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!

That way its more fun, better practice and we can help him hit in case he ends up getting demoralized.

Also: We are the *best* parent.

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>>4737944
>>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!
how else is Silver going to train.

>>4737952
So true, when is Ann going to ask us help her get Will a sibling?

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>>4737962
Depends on when we find an orphanage I suppose

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>>4737944
>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!

>"I'll give you a better one! WHEN we get to a carnival I'll GET you a clown! How's that?"
Next crew member confirmed

>>4737972
i would unironically love to have buggy the clown on our crew
that would be some amazing comic relief

>>4737970
Do we also kidnap the Mother there for double Mom energy? That's how it works right?

>>4737973
We could make him a beast.

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>>4737962
If she ever reaches that point there won't be any asking

>>4737978
only because his repeated attempts to either kill silver or escape would force him to grow.

>>4737944
>Grab them one by one and fly out with them. You are the target now!

>>4737973
unironically buggy is too op the guy has luck and charisma in the max

>>4737983
Good, because to this point no one explained what that means to Silver yet...or what happens after he learns he likes it and wants more.
>>4737985
Exactly! Buggy has to survive being near Silver!

Alright! More danger, more fun! Also more learning but who cares?

Now since you are clowning around after some bloodletting you'll have to meet a steep DC
3d10+3 best of 3, dc 20, crit 25

>>4737973
Unironically Buggy would be one of the strongest fuckers in the setting if he just had the right mentality. He'd be a less gory Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen

Rolled 7, 6, 5 + 3 = 21 (3d10 + 3)

>>4737998

Rolled 4, 6, 2 + 3 = 15 (3d10 + 3)

>>4737998

>>4737998
New World Buggy maybe, but he'd still need the power to back it up, you don't get to be Sukuna if you can loose.

Rolled 9, 1, 7 + 3 = 20 (3d10 + 3)

>>4737998
Let's go!

>>4738010
Awakened Buggy is just the Ope Ope no Mi on crack. Imagine this clown looking at you and you turn into spaghetti

>>4738013
Shit I didn't think of it like that, he could make the world split around him.....fuck it, that's enough reason for me to go with the canon crew to drag him along with us.

Hmmm that's a success just not a critical one. Though update will have to wait a bit. I gotta get some food real quick

>>4738053
Sweet

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You could just chuck the stuff into the ocean but that'd be both boring and wasteful. And your arm kinda hurts after that needle so you get a better idea. After transforming into a bat you grab hold of a clay pot with your tiny feet and fly out. At first you considered using your hybrid form but this is better. You're a much smaller target this way. As you're flapping around Will looks at you with concern in his eyes.

"S-Silver? What are you doing?"

"I'm the target now! You gotta shoot this out of my feet! Or if you don't you suck!"

"B-But what if I hit you?"

"Bullseye! Don't think! Do! Just shoot! Come oooon! Do it! Do it now! Or if you don't I'm taking back your name!"

The boy seems quite shaken. His uncertainty in his own ability is holding him back. Which is a hurdle you must overcome soon because if he thinks of himself as just a kid then he won't become much. He needs to abandon the thought that he's part of normality to liberate his mind and begin his true growth. But that's easier said than done which is why you need to resort to such drastic measures. But judging by his screaming as he finally brings himself to pull the trigger he's at least making an effort. With a loud click he pulls the trigger of his crossbow and fires a bolt at you which misses by a lot and knocks him back, making him roll on the ground.

"Oh my god... Will you suck!"

The boy briefly nurses his head before standing back up and reloading.
"Don't say I suck! I just started!"

"Well you gotta stop sucking otherwise you'll never hit me!"
He fires another bolt, this time with much less restraint and the bolt gets much closer.
"HAH! Still missed! Man this is gonna be an easy win!"

"Hnnng!"
Will reloads again and finally there is no delay between him aiming and firing. As soon as he feels like he's on mark he shoots and it hits the ceramic dead on.
"I... I did it! I did it!"

With the target shattered you flap back over to the ship and give the boy a little clap with your wings.
"Not bad. Not bad. But I'm still up one!"

Will quickly loads another bolt with great effort and smiles.
"Bring it on!"

>>4738151
Best dad.

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But as you're about to get ready Will does point out something which didn't cross your mind before. Namely that even if he hits all targets he'll still be short one. So you make a compromise with him and up the ante a little. If he manages to hit the target in one shot he gets two points. In return however you'll make it a bit harder for him by flying around and not remaining stationary. However even the handicap didn't manage to dampen the boys spirit as his first taste of success spurns him on. He doesn't hit every target at first but he's hitting them frequently enough that the race is still tense. And not just that but his speed is improving. He's quicker and quicker to reload his weapon even if it's still a difficult process for him. He may have become a bit too zealous actually as his hand is showing signs of damage. Luckily the pain will only settle in once he's done shooting.

However your frantic little game comes to an abrupt end when he accidentally pulls on the trigger when he didn't mean to, making it fire way off the mark. Right at you.
"SILVER!"

The bolt flies above the target and manages to hit one of your wings and prompting an "Ow" from you. Sadly you needed that wing to stay in the air and so you are forced to cry out.
"Jaaaaaaws!"

In a few seconds a small splash can be heard followed by a much bigger one as the fishman jumps after you and pulls you back on board. With a push of his thumb he manages to squeeze out the water you swallowed which makes him sigh with relief. Unfortunately the commotion was not unheard and now you have to deal with Ann angrily storming over to you and beginning her lecture.
"What are you two doing? Do you have any idea how dangerous that is?! You should both be ashamed!"

>It was his idea! (Point at Will)
>It was all me. Don't be mad at Will
>Try to calm her down
>Other?

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>>4738164
>Try to calm her down
>It was just a game! And he won since he hit me!

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>>4738209

>>4738201
>"Now Ann, I know what this looks like, and yes, it was totally my idea, but I want our son to be prepared for life on the sea."
>"Besides, a moving target is a good lesson."

>>4738201
>Try to calm her down

>>4738201
>It was all me. Don't be mad at Will

>>4738201
>>Try to calm her down

>>4738201
>Try to calm her down
Yes we do know how dangerous it is: A lot less then if someone would be shooting back!

>>4738212
>>4738209
oooh, shiny! Very nice mate, very nice indeed. What crimes to the moonrunes at the bottom describe?

>>4738209
>>4738212
>Posters
Moar?

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>>4738212
If something's not to your liking, p-please say

>>4738209
>>4738212
Cool!

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>>4738223
>What crimes to the moonrunes at the bottom describe?
I don't know actually, but it seems to be random romanji versions of words. I see a "death note" there. I used a template.

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>>4738235
>Moar
yessssss

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>>4738235

>>4738232
Fair enough mate, figured I ought to ask tho.
But seriously, thank you. This is really awesome to see

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>>4738239
Last one for now, until we have a pic of Silver

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>>4738209
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>>4738239
Based anon

>>4738243
Cutest cannon ball ever

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>>4738209
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>>4738243
T-Thanks anon!

>>4738245
....couldn't Chopper make a Point for specifically getting Gains?

>>4738259
SS+gomad don't exist in his world yet

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>>4738257
Y-You're welcome

>>4738261
BUT THEY COULD!

A-Ahem. Well that took me by surprise
Thank you very much for the amazing posters anon!
Anyway I think that equates to you trying to calm down Ann?
>writing

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>>4738243
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>>4738209
Damm anon that rocks, way better than my yakuza edit. it only really worked for silver anyway

>>4738297
Don't say that man! Your Yakuza edits still made me giddy like a little girl! Don't sell yourself short! In fact I saved all of them in my fanart folder and you better know that I will use them!

>>4738297
Your edit shall be used in every important street fight. Taking off our shirt is a secret technique.

>>4738300
Aww shucks ya didn't have to. thanks spooks this truly warms the old ticker.

>>4738297
>>4738311
Silver Style! Yakuza Shirt!

You know he would too, that's the worst/best part.

>>4738297
The more the merrier, anon. Let's flood Spooks with loads of fan art and edits!

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"Calm down Spider! It was just a harmless little game we played! And besides, he hit me! That means he won!"
You pat Will on the head.
"Good job! You hit the jackpot!"

"W-Wait I w-won?"

"Yeap!"

"SILVER! This is not a game! You just got hurt and almost drowned! If that didn't happen then something else could've! William could've seriously hurt himself! Look I understand your reckless abandon even if I don't approve of it! But he's just a little boy! He needs protection and safety not... whatever that is!"

"It's called playing with dangerous weapons! But I understand. I made you worry. Sorry Ann! I just wanted our son to grow up big and strong and I thought giving him a moving target would be smart. I promise I won't do it again!"

Anns face becomes redder than a cherry and she turns away from you to hold her head and slap herself to make sure she's awake.
"S-s-s-s-son?!"
It looks like she's very flustered because she keeps mumbling to herself for a while before turning back to face you.
"Ahem. Well I can't condone in a good conscience what you just did. B-But I understand! So I'll overlook this incident! But ONLY if you promise me you'll be more careful in the future!"

"I promise!"

"G-Good! Okay William! Let's go and participate in more safe activities. My heart can't take much more excitement like that."

"Okay Mother..."

Looking a little sad and feeling a little guilty Will is escorted back inside by Ann. You only hope that he won't take this as a sign that he should stop because he honestly made some good progress. But you can't be sure until you see how he digests all of this. As if on queue Marcella approaches you while eating an apple.

Crunch crunch.
"Poor little guy. Tries so hard and ends up shooting his captain the first chance he gets. Oh well. He'll definitely remember that at least."
You kinda agree with her. But before you could speak up she bonks you on the head with her fist.

"OW! What was that for?!"

"For manipulating the nun like that! And because she didn't hit you for your dumbassery!"

"I thought you hated her."

"I do. But if I don't put you in your place next you'll try pulling that shit on me!"

"PULL WHAT?"

"E-Erm. You know. The son part?"

"Why? Did I not use that wrong? Isn't a son what you call when two people take care of a little boy?"

She almost chokes on the apple she's been eating and spends a good minute hacking up bits of fruit that almost went to her lungs. Marcella wipes her face clean and looks at you with clearly visible disgust.
"Damn! I still underestimate how outlandish you are! You're not fucking with me right now are you?"

"No."

"F-Fuck! Anyway just don't use that word okay? Especially not around strangers! Wouldn't want weird rumors to spread!"

>>4738362
>Silver's a wholesome family man

>Whitebeard approval +1

>>4738362
I knew the our son remark would do the job.
>Marcella worried we might try it with her which implies she cares
Beuno.
>"F-Fuck! Anyway just don't use that word okay? Especially not around strangers! Wouldn't want weird rumors to spread!"
Please don't run, teach us what having a son means.
God I love Silver being a dumbass....even if we did technically adopt him so its still correct anyways, but wholesomely lewd innuendos are part of the Silver charm.

>>4738362
This technically makes Marcy, Hage, and Lyda all mommies in Silver's eyes.

Dude's such a chad he has one child with four women. Damn.

>>4738387
Can we get a Waaaah, what are we going to do on the bed meme, but with Silver?

>>4738387
>>4738391
Wait, Marcella is a mobster, we need a reverse Casting Couch Gangbang meme pic too.

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"But why though?"

"W-Well because you don't call someone "son" unless they are your kid!"

"But Will is a kid and mine."

"Not like that you d- Silver! He might be your kid but you did not make him!"

"Aaaaaaaah! Gotcha. But what do I call him then? Calling him kid once or twice is fine but feels weird."

"How should I know? You're the one who decided to bring him along! Call him cabinboy or sniper or kid or whatever! Hell call him by name!"

"Okay."

But as you're thinking about the subject matter something doesn't quite seem to add up. Maybe because you never really thought about it before, didn't have a reason to. Scratching your head you try as hard as you can but can't find an answer to the problem. So you cave in and start tugging at Marcellas shirt.
"Hey Hook. Can I ask you a question?"

"Only if it's not stupid."

>How do you make a kid?
>If it's not okay to call Will son does that mean I can't call you guys family either?
>Other?

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>>4738403
>If it's not okay to call Will son does that mean I can't call you guys family either?
Followed by
>How do you make a kid?
after having a deep discussion first

>>4738403
>>If it's not okay to call Will son does that mean I can't call you guys family either?
Let him stay pure for a little bit longer...

>>4738403
>>If it's not okay to call Will son does that mean I can't call you guys family either?
As much as I want to make her choke on air hitting her with the maximum turbowholesome is too good to pass up.

>>4738406
Perfect, Will can get his own unwitting harem in due time as well! Which is funny because he will grow up bigger than Silver simply from eating well.
>>4738403
>If it's not okay to call Will son does that mean I can't call you guys family either?

>>4738408
No, we need to wait for all our female members, and likely female opponents for shits and giggles because it will throw them off, or because Silver notices they try to avoid it and he doesn't want to make them uncomfortable.

>>4738420
Hmm, makes sense.
>>4738408
Removing the second part of my vote then.

Okay, not sure if Spooks done running or not, but I wanted to put something out there Ive been thinking about since the end of last thread while we seem to be between posts.

So, people were discussing the bullshit that is Conquerors Haki, and its latest uses and apparent necessity, and the problems that might pose for us in the future since we don't have it.

I would like to propose a potential solution, now this is all just theoretical bullshit, and I might be wrong on how some of this stuff works, but OP runs on rule of cool and dumb-asses doing the impossible just because they won't let anyone tell them they can't. So hear me out:

Silver Style, how current combat style allows us to physically manipulate sound and to a lesser extent vibrations.

We also posses the ability to hear the Voice of All Things.

What if we combined the two?

Now, I'm aware that that Voice isn't actual sound, Silver just sort of conceptualizes it as hearing a voice, but as I stated above, rule of cool, and if Silver thinks of it as a voice, it might be enough for us to manipulate the Voice way we manipulate other sound at the pinnacle of our technique, and since the voice is clearly related to the soul or spirit, this could allow us to pull off Conquerors-esque shenanigans, allowing Silver to manipulate and wield the Voice of All Things as a weapon.

Now, I imagine learning to do this kinda bullshit may require us to obtain Armament and Observation Haki, and if not we would atleast need to understand how they work, and it would still takes us a while to figure out. But I think it would be a kick ass way to combine a bunch of Silvers abilities further, and allow us to actually have a chance late game against Yonko tier opponents by having our own way to punch people in their soul, or their soul's dick, as Silver is want to do.

>>4738426
wow, that took so long to type I missed an update.

>>4738426
Voice of All things seems to be purely a communication method. It doesn't seem to have anything else to do with Conquerors otherwise everyone with Conq could use it.

>>4738426
Except we do have conquerors. Spooks just said haki would not be that great for us but that might have changed with the new bit of powercreep.

You've chosen the path of the wholesome. Sex continues to elude Silver
>writing

>>4738442
Iirc I only said that Armament won't be Silver strong suit. And that I like it as a concept just dislike how now everything revolves around "O my armament haki"

>>4738446
>Sex continues to elude Silver
I'm not too worried. Eventually the sexual tension between Silver and the girls will be so great they just lock him in a room and beat him with sandwiches. That's sex, right?

>>4738452
>Fish Tacos you say?
>No thanks. I don't do seafood out of respect for my buddy Jaws

>>4738452
Well it's sexy at the very least

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>>4738459
You and the jokes are Second Rate

>>4738452
I'm pretty sure that's when an Okama offers you a hot dog. Though I think we'd have to ask Sanji.

>>4738465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jhj25HnpSRU

>>4738519
Get back in your lamp, no one will rub you but fat old dudes.

>>4738446
To be fair, you've already shown that Silver has CH, and well before Luffy seems to manifest it (I think... I haven't read OP past Enies Lobby).

>>4738533
Well Luffy displayed it first 2 or 3 arcs after Enies Lobby if we count Sabaody and Amazon Lily as separate things

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You pull up your legs and pull them up to your chest so you can rest your chin on your knees.
"If I can't call Will son then does that mean I can't call you guys my family either?"

"A-"
Marcella was raising the apple to her mouth when you said that but then she froze with her mouth hanging open.
"Silver?"

"I just. I don't have any parents left. Does that mean I'm nobodies son?"

Hook is not sure how to respond to that, she's not very good with that sort of stuff. At first she tries to look around for anyone else to call over but then she simply shakes her head and tosses the apple core overboard.
"Come here!"
She put one arm over your shoulder and pulls you in close so she could whisper quietly to you.
"It's not okay to call strangers your family like that but I won't tell anyone! And I'm sure the others won't either!"
Marcella then gives you a little grin.
"Besides! When did you care about what others think? Come on! Show me that cocky little asshole whose smugness I hate so much! There we go!"
She pats you on the back a few more times.
"Don't think about silly things like that okay? Or if you do we're here. You got that?"

"Yeah. I get it Marcella!"

"Did you just- Never mind. Just remember to keep your chin up okay?"

With a smile and a nod you respond to Marcella and she lets go of you. Meanwhile Greki who's been watching all this time is looking mighty touched by this display.
"It sure warms this old heart of mine to witness such companionship once more!"

"Ah shut it you giant oaf! I don't need you to make this all weird! Anyway how's my bat coming along? And it better not be unusable with your cursed gunk all over it!"

"Swimmingly. Just give me a little more time and it'll be better than ever. And worry not. Thanks to your captain this curse will mostly be a blessing. If your will is strong enough it shouldn't have any drawbacks at all."

"Good!"

As Greki finalizes the work on Marcellas bat he also says his opinion on the matter. Apparently on Elbaf everyone has their own family but at the same time the giants view each other as not just one race but one nation, brothers all. So it's not uncommon for them to have familial relations with people they aren't related with.
"Remember sonny. You can't pick where you're born. But you can pick who you call family. Now as for you missy, here's your bat."

Marcella then takes back her weapon and gives it a few test swings.
"Not bad not bad! Maybe there is something to this whole curse business!"

You keep discussing things with Marcella and Greki for a while and you feel your spirit raising back up. Just in time for one of the doors to burst open as Will rams into it. He seems to be pursued by not just Ann but Lyda and Hagetaka as well, each shouting various things after him.
"W-WILLIAM! Get back here this instant!"

"Boy, I did not give you permission to take that. Please return it at once."

"W-Will that's dirty! P-Please take it off!"

It's now pretty clear that the kid raided not just Anns but everyones drawers and he donned his prized trophies like the mighty hunter he is. As he runs around laughing his ass off you can't help but notice that Marcella is laughing similarly at the whole situation.
"You're not going after him?"

"Nah. He doesn't have mine. Must not be interested since I wear boxers."

"Really?"
You look at Hooks pants and reach into them to pull her underwear out. As you give her a wedgy you get to take a closer look at it.
"Oh really!"

"SILVEEEEEEER!"
Marcella hits you over the head with her newly reinforced bat and starts kicking the crap out of you while you're on the ground.

Greki just watches all this chaos unfold and laughs. He never would've thought that after 250 years of isolation he'd have the honor of joining such a rowdy little bunch. But he's here now and he gets to be a part of all this. But sadly this little moment of joy could not last longer as Will in his run had to stop when his eyes saw something. He quickly took out his looking glass to take a better look at the blob off in the distance.

"ENEMY SHIP AT THE STARBOARD BOW! We got Marines!"

Suddenly everyone stopped what they were doing and you all exchanged a nod. It was time to get back to business.

And now I'd like to cut things off here. But don't worry in a day or two we'll continue like nothing happened.
That's Tuesday 15:00 GMT

Anyway I thank you all very much for both playing and all the fanart. You are all wonderful!
Good night!

>>4738706
Thanks for the run, Spooks! Good night!

>>4738706
Looking forward to messing with whoever they sent after us.

>>4738706
Thanks for the run

>>4738706
Thanks for the run, And YARRR ITS TIME TO GET NEW BOOTY.

>>4738699
>Checks out Hook's undies
Kek

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>>4738706
>>4738719
Speaking of Booty, what's Hook's like? Rest of the girls too for that matter. With aid from this helpful list.

>>4738734
Asses are just tits for sitting.

>>4738979
LIIIIIIES, ASSES HAVE BEEN THE PRIME WAY TO FIND MATES SINCE TIME BEGAN, WITH TITS GROWING AFTER, IN ESSENSE TITS ARE FAKE ASSES!

>>4738997
My my, such anger from so little a statement. Almost as if you are raging against yourself for the truth you hold in your heart. Can you not express yourself honestly and peacefully? Accept the reality.

Asses wish they were tits.

>>4739030
TITS WISH THEY WERE ASSES, FOR THE ASS WILL ALWAYS BE LINE OF BREEDING AND BIRTH, TITS COME IN SECOND BY THAT FACT ALONE!

>>4739037
Foolishness anon. The ass does nothing for childbirth or care. Tits give nourishment. The existence of the ass is simple, for the protection of the lowest piece of the spine. A mass of flesh whose purpose is to be trod upon. Such lacking nobility is reflected by those who worship it.

You shall remain as hollow as the hole between your beloved cheeks. I shall be filled with the strength and love of tits.

>>4739056
TO CLAIM IT MAY LACK NOBILITY IS SOMETHING ONLY A WORLD NOBLE WOULD SAY, FOR THE ASS IS USED EVERYDAY, AS WITH A NICE ROUND ASS SO TOO ARE WIDE HIPS TOO BARE THOSE CHEEKS! THE BEGINING AND THE END OF CONCEPTION AND BIRTH! Tits are merely the hanger-ons that come after to be used.

>>4739064
Truly despicable. Trying to steal the purpose of hips and womb to fill in the void of meaninglessness within you. As with all assfags you need to take in order to feel wanted. Instead of giving like the divine titty.

I pity you assman. For your words are as empty as an abyss. It is not too late you let the light of tits into your soul.

>>4739090
YOU DARE TRY TO COMPARE MY LOVE OF BOTTOMS TO A MERE ANAL LOVER, YOU DARE IMPLY I'M SOME HOMO?! ASS IS THE ONE FEATURE SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME THAT CAN BE TRAINED TO NEVER LOOSE ITS LUSTER, WHILE YOUR TITS WILL DRY UP AND SAG, ASS CAN BE ETERNAAAAAAAL!

>>4739102
You cannot win. Two words.

Pancake ass.

>>4739116
Saggy Tits
Your move grandma

>>4739123
If ass were so powerful, why is cleavage accepted in public but not asscrack?

You cannot contend. Locked away and hidden like all dirty and unwanted things.

>>4739145
BECAUSE ASS IS THE TRUE ERO, AND NONE CAN DENY A FAT ASS! Why? TITS ARE SIMPLE TOOLS!

>>4739163
Ugh an assman and not even one with class? A fat ass? Not even a big ass but a fat one? Truly you are a peasant. Like a pig used to wallowing in the mud and dirt you are encrusted with filth. There is no more abhorrent existence than an assman who likes 'fat' asses.

I thought you were simply a misguided fool. Now I see you are a wretch. Begone, fiend. Or I dunno find an actual titman to argue with.

>>4739233
YOU DENY THE SONG OF BOOTY, THE CLAP OF PHAT CHEEKS, DO YOU PRAISE IGNORANCE YOU MONSTER?!
>Or I dunno find an actual titman to argue with.
You lower yourself to a meme, gg no re

>>4739263
I've always been a meme. Because I'm a midriff man.

>>4739123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtB_jvznaNM

>>4738734
I'm gonna guess E.

>>4738734
Probably b or c

>>4738223
>What crimes to the moonrunes at the bottom describe?
It's the standard "this is a work of fiction, everything is a coincidence" quote.

>>4737998
>Jujutsu Kaisen
speaking of... when did you realize you were smooth brained to comprehend what's going on? I don't know if I would just have to reread it and refresh my memory for it to make sense again, but these last 10-20 chapters my eyes just glaze over trying to read it.

>>4739860
I uh... I haven't read the mango yet. I was ignoring it mostly because I fell into the pitfall and assumed it was just another run of the mill garbage. BOY was I wrong. JewTube once recommended me a clip of Gojou feeding a dried finger to Itadori and that got me curious. I was instantly hooked. It's SO GOOD
Will definitely read it sometime but first I want to do the prequel for extra context because it does appear to be relevant

>>4739328
The true patrician taste

>>4738734
I'm not even going to touch the meltdown. I will however try to satisfy your curiosity. But I must warn you I'm making this up as I go. Not like I make characters with exact measurements in mind.
>Lyda: She's in the worst state. No ass. Flat or A
>Marcella: Second t last with a petite C
>Hagetaka: A healthy H
>Ann: The unquestionable winner with a K bordering on an L

>>4739903
Aren't you forgetting SOMEONE... or something?

>>4739908
Ah yes, how could we forget...
JAWS with that G-SIZED CAKE!

>>4739908
No. Technically the rear end of the ship is her ass. It's immeasurable with this chart. It's the size of a building

F

>>4739903
>The true patrician taste
Based

>Ann: The unquestionable winner with a K bordering on an L
Made for big fishman cock

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>>4739903
>Meltdown
Someone has never seen Prison School memes.
>Lyda: She's in the worst state. No ass. Flat or A
Makes sense, but she can cheat whenever for someone's ass to add to her own.
>Marcella: Second t last with a petite C
Better than expected, but just under Sanji's radar.
>Hagetaka: A healthy H
Good Native girl.
>Ann: The unquestionable winner with a K bordering on an L
Of course, she needs it for all the children Papa Silver Wants.
Now info on the other half.

>>4739912
But shouldn't her spirit reflect that fact?

>>4740047
>Someone has never seen Prison School memes.
I in fact have not. Never watched that

Now let's see.
>Lyda: Still the eternal looser with the smallest A cups
>Marcella: Tied with Lyda actually. A cups. Maybe B if we're really stretching it. It's at least D according to herself
>Hagetaka: This one is a bit tricky. I'd say J. Maybe K
>Ann: F
Dauntless: C

This chart is so weird. Nicor Robin is an O and Hancock is T. What the fuck?
Not even post-TS did bewbs get this ridiculous
Maybe Rebecca but even she's like an I or a J cup

>>4740051
That's not how that works. Merry wasn't a goat girl either

>>4740105
Pretty sure he's means the Dauntless having some junk in the trunk. Speaking of, what does the literal curse stuff do to her?

>>4740105
Also.
>Top heavy choco tribal girl
>Bottom heavy nun fighting the urge to lewd
We have the best crew

>>4740105
i have to get those dick splinters

>>4740286
Nothing cures evil like dick. Would Daughtless make a dingy if we knocked her up or a rowboat. ?

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>>4740105
>Lyda: She's in the worst state. No ass. Flat or A
Damn, not even a B huh?
A shame, but there's always the possibility she'll fill out just enough to make her the perfect little wife.
Or maybe this is just cope and Marcella is the choice for fellas that like petite with a bit of meat on their bones, but I'm willing to place my bets on a long game where everyone grows three sizes and see where the girls are at post time skip.

>>4740333
Don't forget. Lydia can trade attributes like Devil Fruits. No reason she can't get someone else's thiccc. Plus she gets to eat real food with us. Poisoned to hell and back, but real food.

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>>4740365
>No reason she can't get someone else's thiccc.
There's also no reason she WOULD ask for someone's thiccc. She's not self-conscious like Marcella. Maybe if one of the bigger girls gets tired of lugging all that weight around, Lydia would do the good girl think and offer to share the load. But that's porn plot level shit I can't see happening outside of a quick joke.
>Plus she gets to eat real food with us. Poisoned to hell and back, but real food.
That's low key what I'm betting on honestly. Healthy meals and time do wonders for a gal.
Especially if she starts to pick up on the crew's traits like she's been doing.
She would have never stabbed a needle into someone a few months ago and she's generally getting a bit more fighty and aggressive.
Maybe these character changes will bleed into her eating habits?
Maybe, as a joke haha, she'll come to start packing away food towers the size she is along side Silver?
Maybe this isn't all high-impact copium.
Or maybe she's just stunted just like Silver and they'll both be midgets for the rest of their lives?
One can only hope for their preferred outcome.

>>4740405
Based booty brother.

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>>4740333
>>4740405
man knows what's good

>>4740047
Am I losing it or do they all have the exact same body just slightly wider or with spray on abs?

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>>4740928
What are you talking about? They are clearly-
Oh god!

>>4740105
>I in fact have not. Never watched that
You are missing out on fetish bait, the school show.
>That's not how that works. Merry wasn't a goat girl either
this>>4740245
I guess I didn't clarify
>>4740333
>>4740405
>Trips confirm for Slimthicc icon of cute wife
Excellent taste.

>>4739903
>I uh... I haven't read the mango yet. I was ignoring it mostly because I fell into the pitfall and assumed it was just another run of the mill garbage. BOY was I wrong. JewTube once recommended me a clip of Gojou feeding a dried finger to Itadori and that got me curious. I was instantly hooked. It's SO GOOD
>Will definitely read it sometime but first I want to do the prequel for extra context because it does appear to be relevant
Ask someone whose seen the entire anime and is now slowly going through the manga, I recommend watching the anime first, atleast until you finish Episode 7.

Thats the Episode that Gojo flexs and shows off his wacky bullshit, which the Prequel spoilers in a kinda meh way imo, so thats my suggestion.

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Everyone on the deck goes over to the starboard bow to take a look at the incoming ship but it's just a bit too far away so you have to rely on Will who has the looking glass on hand.
"Bullseye! What do your tiny child eyes see?"

"Well they are marines, they have a ship and there is a lot of them. Got a lot of guns too. Guess they didn't like us going to that sunny island."

"That's not what I meant! Give it here. Hmmm. They are farther than I thought."

"You're holding it backwards."

"Ah. OOOOOOOOOOH boy! We got some friends!"

"Ugh. Don't tell me it's that spider guy again!"

"NOPE! Even better Hook! It's Hina! Look at her with that pink hair, white coat and serious smoking problem! What is it that she's waving around? Hmmmmm. Anyway yeah that IS a lot of them."

As if on cue Toxin comes out from the kitchen wearing his apron and looking mighty pissed.
"Okay what's going on? Don't tell me-"
Then he sees the marines.
"NO! God no! The roast is almost done and I'm NOT abandoning the soufflé! I wasn't sweating my ass off in the kitchen for that!"
He then angrily storms right back in and shuts the door behind him. Guess you won't be able to count on him for this one.

"Hina? And the weirdos she has in her service? Hmmmmm. Well we handled them once. Should be able to do it again. I mean we are considerably stronger than before."
Jaws muses.
"Then again it doesn't look like they are actually getting any closer to us. I guess we could just go full sails for a while and race them down. Orders captain?"

>Let them come!
>I don't want to upset Gu. Let's leave before things get ugly.
>Let's see how fast we can go!
>Other?

>>4742656
>Let them come!

>>4742656
>Let them come!

But the moment, the very moment they try to hurt Dauntless its on.

>>4742656
>Let them come!
I wonder what she is waving?

>>4742656
>>Let them come!

>>4742656
>I don't want to upset Gu. Let's leave before things get ugly.
Never upset the person making your food, goes triple if they know their way with poisons

>>4742672
What's he gonna do?
Poison the food?

Well it's time for a friendly reunion I guess!
>writing

>>4742672
As long as we keep them away from the kitchen, or even just off Dauntless and keep the fight on their boat, his roast should be ready and dangerous for us by the time we wrap this up.

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"Jaws! Get to the wheel! Take us closer so I can hit them with my sword! But watch it because I don't want them to hit the Dauntless okay?"

"Roger!"

"As for everyone else, I'll go ahead then you can follow me as you wish! And remember the most important rule of combat is to have fun!"

Murray takes the helm of the ship and steers you towards the incoming marine vessel. Seeing your approach the marines go on high alert and the moment you get within the range of their cannons they start opening fire. And while Murray is a very capable helmsman he's not yet used to the more advanced systems of the ship so he's limited in that regard and can't exactly evade the cannonballs even with the nimbleness and speed of the Dauntless.
"ANGEL!"

"Understood."
As Murray cries out for her the huntress stands up and grips her spear with both hands. Swinging it as if she's performing tip cuts with the thing she makes the black glass grow outward, enabling her to slice the balls in half mid-air.
"Keep steady helmsman. I'll ensure we get there unharmed."

"Thanks Angel!"

Your ship swerves around as it gets closer and closer with an ominous black line whacking any projectile the marines fire at you out of the air. Will sees Hina getting visibly more angry and so he tugs at your suit.
"I don't think they like us very much."

"Ah don't think of it like that! We are old buddies! I'm sure they aren't that mad!"
You take the looking glass from Will and start hissing.
"Oooooh they mad. Maybe they didn't like how we kept messing with their friends. Anyway I'll head over and say hi. You guys can jump over once you manage to latch onto them."
Jumping off the ship you transform into a tiny bat and cross the relatively short distance there still is between you and the enemy. After landing in the middle of their ship you transform back into human form and get about five dozen swords and guns pointed at you.
"Hey fellas!"

"Cavalier. You saved Hina a lot of trouble by coming here willingly. Put down your weapons and face justice!"

"No."

>Put up your hands instead
>Come on Hina! We're friends aren't we?
>I just came over to get a rematch with those two clowns. Where are they?
>Other?

>>4742744
>Come on Hina! We're friends aren't we?
Just curious to see where this dialogue is going

>>4742744
>Come on Hina! We're friends aren't we?

>>4742744
>>I just came over to get a rematch with those two clowns. Where are they
Time for a dance off

>>4742744
>Come on Hina! We're friends aren't we?
Besides, we already did the justice and saved San Faldo.

>>4742744
>Come on Hina! We're friends aren't we? And what about those two clowns? Are they still here?

>>4742744
>I just came over to get a rematch with those two clowns. Where are they?

It seems to be a half and half split between Hina and the two goons
>writing

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"Oh come on! Wasn't San Faldo enough justice for you guys? How ungrateful! Doing your job for you and getting nothing for it! Harumph!"

"What are you talking about? What did you do at San Faldo?!"

"Well I don't feel like telling you! But come on Hina! We're friends aren't we? Why you gotta be so mean! You almost hit my precious new ship!"

"Friends? You have a funny way to phrase things Cavalier!"

"I thought I was pretty friendly. Didn't sink or steal your ship. Not messing with your guys too much, that sorta thing. But I guess my kindness went unnoticed. Speaking of which where are those clowns? I miss those guys! And we got some unfinished business to take care of!"

As you're having your little back and forth with Hina you suddenly hear a really loud shout coming from the big crowd of marines.
"Oh we are VERY MUCH here!"
Two figures jump up and stand on the shoulders of their comrades. Looks like they've been practicing this since they just stand so confidently there.
"Ta-da! Behold Cavalier! The amazing brothers of passion Fullbody and Jango have returned! Did you think you could just humiliate us like that and leave like nothing happened? Well we're here for a little payback!"

"That's right! And we've been practicing tirelessly day and night so we could have our vengeance! Your days of wicked dancing are over!"

You grin at the two idiots and start cracking your knuckles.
"Bring. It. ON!"

But sadly it looks like you can't really have your fun yet as Hina jumps up and smacks both Fullbody and Jango over the head with a long weapon that kinda resembles a tuning fork.
"IMBECILES! Hina can't believe this! We finally have Cavaliere Silver in our hands and you fools want to have a dance off with him!"

"S-Sorry Captain."

>Awww. No dancing? That's okay. I'm fine with violence too
>Come on, no need to be mean with them
>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anyway
>Other?

>>4742867
>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anyway

>>4742867
>>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anyway
If they win, we tell them about San Faldo
When we win, we tell them about the Revolutionaries. Smugly!

And yes Hina, we're damn well friends. You gave us a treasure map! Only real friends would do something like that for a pirate they just met

>>4742867
>Come on, no need to be mean with them
After we show our moves off to Jango and Fullbody we can deal with Hina.

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>>4742867
>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anyway

>>4742867
>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anyway

>>4742867
>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anyway
Hey! Your crew has been looking forward to this! What kind of captain would crush their dance off dreams like that?

>>4742867
>Come on, no need to be mean with them

>>4742889
This 100%

>>4742867
>Screw it! Accept the duos challenge anyway
>Other?
"I learned this word last week, ARE YOU A GIVE ENOUGH SISTER TO BRING IT HINA?!

>>4742889
This too, give them the bait.

>>4742932
...Wat?

It's time to give them all the FUNK
>3d10 best of 3, dc 17, crit 22
>writing

Rolled 6, 8, 5 = 19 (3d10)

>>4742949

Rolled 1, 7, 1 = 9 (3d10)

>>4742949

Rolled 5, 1, 9 = 15 (3d10)

>>4742949
Let's GO!

Not perfect but you'll still be able to keep up with Jango and Fullbodys dynamic duo

Rolled 10, 9, 7 = 26 (3d10)

>>4742949
Well first time rolling here. Lets see what happens.

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>>4742959
Holy shit anon! Make sure you roll more often!

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>>4742959
Good roll, anon, good roll!
Shame on me for rolling before you

Gotta dick Hina down so hard she stops referring to herself in the third person. Or hit her in the head until she stops. Whichever would be more effective.

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"Come on Hina! They were looking forward to this! What kind of a heartless captain am I calling friend?"

"You are not friends with Hina."

"W-We're not friends?"
A wicked smile runs across your face.
"But what about our son Hina? What about our SON?"

"Wuh-WHAT?!"

"T-The captain having an affair with a pirate? Impossible!"
The marines are beginning to murmur among themselves but they are clearly pissed by this.
"OY! WATCH YOUR MOUTH YOU FILTHY PIRATE! Our pure hearted and lovely captain wouldn't even TOUCH your filthy kind unless it was required!"

"That's right that's right! SHUT UP!"

Looks like they were sufficiently angered. That gave you enough of an opportunity to slip out of their big ol' circle and allowed you to motion Jango and Fullbody to come at you, which they do happily. After tossing a few stragglers aside you give yourselves enough room to throw down in and you take off your suit but leave the shirt on.
"Alright! Let's do this!"

"Don't get too cocky Cavalier! We've been practicing every day for this one moment! Now behold! The fruits of our labor and our brotherly love! COME ON JANGO! Let's do our combination attack!"

"Yes brother let's do this! Our perfect technique!"

"Ooooooh! A combination attack?! I wanna see!"

Jango takes out his weapon which he used to hypnotize you once before and he starts swinging it around once more.
"Hmmmmmmmmm! Look into the ring and listen to my voice! When I say the words you will start dancing until you drop! One! TWO-"

At this moment Fullbody raises his own hands and begins chanting his own stuff.
"Jango and Fullbody! Perfect Hypnosis!"

"JANGOOOOO!"

"HEY! YOU'RE JUST COVERING HIS EYE SO HE DOESN'T HYPNOTIZE HIMSELF! THAT'S NOT A COMBINATION ATTACK!"

But no matter how much you may dislike that fact there is still a big problem to deal with. Namely that your legs are tapping the deck against your consent and your hips are starting to sway while their bodies are still under their own control. Shit. This will give them a significant advantage.

"Now Jango! Do the other thing!"

"Of course!"
Jango begins his hypnosis trick again.
"When I say the words we'll fight AND DANCE beyond our limits until this pirate filth is taken care of! One! TWO-"

"But you used to be a pirate as well."

"JANGO!"

The two guys beef up as their muscles expand unnaturally and they look at you while flexing.
"Aw yeah! So Cavalier! What do you have to say about that?!"

"Kek! That's what I've been... WAITING FOR!"

Taking a deep breath you shout so it could be heard all the way at the Dauntless.
"BULLSEYE! PLAN DEEEEEEEEEEE!"

Upon hearing your order the little buy hurried down to the cargo hold where you stashed some of the loot you acquired in San Faldo including but not limited to a bunch of funny little sea shells that you had big plans for. The several surplus den den mushi on the ship have been repurposed and strewn about the whole deck with one kept down that transmits a signal to all the rest. Will took one of the seashells to that transmitting snail and pressed the apex of it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prc0BbVGg48&t=176s

Music starts blasting from the Dauntless as they come in closer to which you synchronize your movements. Jango and Fullbody try their best to match you in dancing combat but they failed to account for the tiny detail that they were not the only ones who've been practicing not just for this occasion but in general too. As they try to beat you down they have to realize that not only is your dancing on par with them but your sheer strength far exceeds theirs when you manage to take one of Fullbodies punches to the face and don't take any damage despite his brass knuckles.
"Argh! Tough little bastard!"

You spit up some blood onto the ground after that hit and smile.
"Of course! I've been fighting people who are not weenies like you!"

As Fullbody pulls back Jango goes in with his little circular blade. He doesn't have any more luck than his friend because he's a lot less focused on direct combat and that little physical boost is not going to help him much on that front. But that doesn't change the fact that you are still locked in this perpetual dance and can't seem to break free of it while they are free wail on you. Oh well, guess it's time to call in the boys!

With a sharp whistle you invite your crew and they make their way to you. Angel, Hook and Spider jump aboard and stand beside you while you continue your endless dance.
"Sup Silver?"

"W-Why are you dancing?"

"He was hit by hypnosis. Try not to get hit by it you holy wench!"

"Hmph. I wouldn't fall for something so cheap you thug. Anyway Silver how should we proceed?"

>Make sure the small fry can't intervene with my fight
>Go nuts!
>Help me! I can't outdance two of them!
>Other?

>>4743072
>Make sure the small fry can't intervene with my fight

>>4743072
>Go nuts!

>>4743072
>Go nuts!

>>4743072
>Make sure the small fry can't intervene with my fight

>>4743072
>Go nuts!

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>>4743011
>What about our son?!
Setup, meet Payoff. Spooks you clever bastard>>4743072
>>Go nuts!...
>>...But
>>Make sure the small fry can't intervene with my fight!

>>4743072
>>4743072
>Make sure the small fry can't intervene with my fight

Awwww. No dancing with the girls. Shame
Very well

>3d10+3 best of 3, dc 19, crit 24
>writing

>>4743103
Hmmmm that Buggy looks like he does cocaine

Rolled 3, 5, 6 + 3 = 17 (3d10 + 3)

>>4743183

Glad you like it.

Rolled 3, 10, 10 + 3 = 26 (3d10 + 3)

>>4743183

Rolled 1, 2, 3 + 3 = 9 (3d10 + 3)

>>4743183

Rolled 9, 1, 8 + 3 = 21 (3d10 + 3)

>>4743183

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>>4743193

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>>4743193
This can not be real holy shit!

>>4743193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKWRUpYvFzY

>>4743209
Silver does not need backup dancers.... But he does require a whole lot of pyrotechnics

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>>4743193
Mother Ann is proud

>>4743214
i am more of a 24-hour Cinderella

Rolled 7, 12, 96 = 115 (3d100)

>>4742949

>>4743193
Woohoo!

>>4743218
But Anon. Silver IS the pyrotechnics.

"Go start breaking stuff! And make sure you set it on fire too! I need some pyrotechnics!"

"Roger~!"

The girls all nod and go ahead with their preplanned rampage while Will is taking potshots from the Dauntless. They should be able to occupy the fodder long enough for you to wrap things up with these two. To their credit they are trying their best, it's just that their best isn't much. Their attacks would only deal any significant damage if you were caught off guard or sleeping, neither of which is very likely. Their attacks are pretty basic and Jangos boost doesn't do nearly enough to make them threatening. So you bust out your brisk, fancy dance moves and take them for a spin.

When Fullbody throws another punch you grab his fist and twirl him around before slamming him into the deck so hard he falls down to the floor below.
"Silver Style: Funky beat!"

"Y-You just made that up!"

"Maybe! But hey it's my style! I do what I want!"

You dance over to Jango and get on the floor before him where you proceed to spin around on your back and kick the crap out of him which he doesn't appreciate. And funnily enough as he looses consciousness you also stop feeling the urge to keep dancing. After standing up you check that yes, you are indeed in control of your movements once more. Pretty cool. Some marines question how is that possible since Jangos hypnosis persists whether he's awake or not to which you simply reply with:
"Well he said dance till you drop. And I just dropped on my back so-"
Apparently not having the mental faculties necessary to resist hypnosis also have the handy side effect of you being able to misinterpret their commands by a wide margin. Handy.

With those two idiots taken care of the only person on board who would pose any challenge to you is Hina herself. But strangely enough she seems to be ignoring you as she's much more keen on focusing on her own crew. And that den den mushi in her hand.
"PUSH THEM BACK! You! Keep the wheel steady! GOD DAMN IT! How much longer? Where are they?! I swear if that Smoker-kun gave me wrong info I'll have his head!"
But finally she does notice you.
"Cavalier."

"Hey Hina! Ready to party now?"

"So those two only lasted this long? What have you done to them?"

"Oh not much. Gave them the same treatment as the Revolutionaries at San Faldo."

"W-What?!"

"They didn't tell you? Man. You know it hurts, it really does. I go out of my way to not mess with you guys for a change and you don't even thank me for it."

Hina then puts away her transponder snail and spits out the cigarette in her mouth before pulling down her shades and readying that strange pipe like weapon in her hand.
"Well it looks like Hina will have to do the hard work again. But Hina hopes you won't run away like last time!"
You simply stick out your tongue at her.

>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!
>That's exactly what I'm planning! Oh girls! Let's go!
>Other?

>>4743315
Tough talk from the loser off that fight. Lets see if your any stronger now Hina!

>>4743315
>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!

>>4743315
>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!

>>4743315

>"W-What?!"
I do love the fact that this one word, this one beautiful word keeps coming up as the single most common reaction for anyone who isn't used to him talking to Silver. And it puts a smile on my face every god damn time.

Now it sounds to me like they've got a trap or something all cleverlike going on... And I'm curious to see what they're planning sooo

>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!
That and she did call us out. You can't not face someone when they call you out, unless its funny. Then its ok

>>4743315
>>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!

>>4743315
>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!

>>4743315
>Nope! Prepare to get groundpounded!
>Prepare to pound her into the ground.

Okay! Time to dance with Hina now!

>writing

And uuuuh... last roll for now
>3d10+3 best of 3, dc 24, crit 28

Rolled 6, 8, 3 + 3 = 20 (3d10 + 3)

>>4743383

Rolled 7 + 3 (1d10 + 3)

>>4743383
ded

Rolled 7, 4, 9 + 3 = 23 (3d10 + 3)

>>4743383
Wait fuck I'm retarded hold on.

Let me try again, Heres my old one.
>>4743389

Rolled 8, 3, 6 + 3 = 20 (3d10 + 3)

>>4743383

Rolled 3, 8, 5 + 3 = 19 (3d10 + 3)

>>4743383

>>4743387
>>4743391
>>4743392
damn

These rolls are so cursed...

Rolled 8, 8, 2 + 3 = 21 (3d10 + 3)

>>4743399
No this is cursed

Rolled 2, 2, 9 + 3 = 16 (3d10 + 3)

>>4743407
Anon, how can you call that cursed when this is what a real curse looks like

Whew. I expected a failure but these are so close that I actually feel bad.
Oh well, at least it's fitting for the situation

Rolled 8, 7, 7 = 22 (3d10)

>>4743399
.....testing if it is my fault for being interested in the thread.

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"Pffft. Big talk from the one who lost that fight! Prepare to get groundpounded once more!"
With a flex you charge her and brace yourself for whatever new shenanigans she has in store for you. But much to your surprise she tightens her glove with her teeth and slams her forearm into your chest. As expected her arm goes right through you and locks you in an iron cage of sorts. This you did not expect. It's literally the same thing as last time. You are so caught off guard by this that you have to stop to laugh at her.
"What? Come on! Really?"

"Yes. Really."

"I mean last time I broke out of this. Remember? Man you're dumber than I am! I bet I could get out of this even without my fruit this time!"

As you stand there gloating Hina charges you with a speed she previously did not display and smashes the flat tip of her weapon into your throat. This, even more surprisingly managed to hurt you. A lot. You feel the need to cough as she continues to press the thing into you while she's shoving you against a wall.
"Then do it."

"G-Gah! S-Seastone?!"

"So you encountered it before. Hina had this commissioned after your little escape. It left quite a mark on Hinas reputation as the Black Cage. But now that is about to change."

"H-He-"
As you gasp for help Hina does a few motions. First she swipes her hand across your face, sealing your mouth with more of her lock, then with a sweeping kick she binds your legs as well. Though she did let go of your throat for that last one it was only for a fraction of a second and she pinned you to the ground right afterwards. You feel your strength draining rapidly and without your devil fruit to pull you out of this it appears you're in quite a pickle this time.

But just as you start to panic your guardian angel(s) swoop down and remind the marine of the fact that pirates operate in crews. With a massive spider tackle followed up by a heavy baseball smack and finally a glassy spear Hina is pulled away from you.
"GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU BITCH!"
The three girls shouted.

Ann then picks you up and throws you on her back.
"Are you alright Silver?"

"MMMMMMMMM!"

"Hey! Churchslut! Take him back to the ship! We'll cover you!"
The helpful nun jumps onto the Dauntless with her mighty legs and Angel carries Marcella back once you're out of there.
"MURRAY! GET US OUT OF HERE!"
Marcella shouts.

>>4743455
Well now Silver has an excuse to be miffed. She did the same thing twice! LAME. What a one trick pony. Loser. Stupid dummy boring head.

Next time we should just rip up part of the deck and throw it at her. Harumph.

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As the Dauntless is steered away from the navy vessel and you're freed of the seastone tipped weapons debilitating effect you can transform into a bat and raise your body heat to the point where Hinas cage simply melts off your body. Though you do rip the mouthpiece off to voice your objection faster.
"Hey! What gives?! Take us back I'm not done yet!"

"Oh yes you are! What was that?"

"I was just caught off guard that's all."

"Oh no no no! Getting caught off guard is eating a sucker punch! You dumbass got caught! HARD! Who knows what else that bitch has in store JUST for you?"

"No! Put me back! I'm not done!"

"Calm down! Both of you!"
Jaws shouts from the helm.
"Marcella is right! We should get out of here! I got a bad feeling about this."

"What's wrong Jaws?"

"The marines are acting weird! Even when you boarded them they were more concerned with the Dauntless. They kept pushing us around. And now they aren't even bothering to chase us! Something's up I can feel it!"

"Erm, have you seen the large fires Jaws? I think the girls did a number on them-"

As soon as you finish that however you hear Will shouting at the top of his lungs.
"SHIP! PORTSIDE!"

"I knew it. This was a pincer maneuver! They wanted to trap us. Good thing we got out when we did. William! How many of them are there?"

"J-Just one. But it's not the Marines. It looks like a pirate ship."

"What?"

Hearing all this you turn back to look at the navy guys and focus your ears on them. Amidst all the chaos you manage to pick out Hinas voice.
"Finally. They are here after all. Quick! We must push the Silver Pirates up to them!"

As Will tries to get a better look of the incoming ship he suddenly becomes pale and starts shivering.
"G-Guys! W-We should run! NOW!"

"What's wrong Bullseye?"

"T-These aren't just pirates! THIS IS THE KUJA PIRATES!"

Now everyone else is loosing their minds.
"SHIT! THAT WAS THEIR PLAN?! A FUCKING SHICHIBUKAI?! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!"
Marcella is practically eating her nails and ripping her hair out as she speaks.

>A shichibukai huh? (Go towards them)
>Turn the ship around and go through the marines. That should be easier
>Okay! Let's try to squeeze between them and run away!
>Other?

>>4743455
>Using seastone

That's cheating!
How would you like it if we just sunk your boat instead, huh? That kind of "makes sense" nonsense just isn't fair

>>4743485
>A shichibukai huh? (Go towards them)

Oh boy, time to cuck luffy I guess

>>4743485
>A shichibukai huh? (Go towards them)
No breaks on this train. Lets make friends.

>>4743490
Remember why she fell for Luffy?
We haven't killed any Celestial Dragons mate, and Jaws is far to young to have sailed with Tiger fisher (he struck me as being more of Jones' generation). Best chance for that is her noticing our back and putting one and one together. She would.

Still, how in the actual hell did they manage to get Hancock to help hunting us down... Well played Sengoku, whatever the fuck you did.

>>4743485
>A shichibukai huh? (Go towards them)
This is not the right call.
But it is the Silver thing to do unless the crew manages to restrain us and run away like the mostly sane people they are, we're annoyed and rearing for a fight and we know Luffy crushed one of those guys.

>>4743487
We should say it too, ask Hina why she wouldn't dance fairly like her crew.

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>>4743485
Say something nice for silver soulmate

>A shichibukai huh? (Go towards them)

>>4743503
Well Hina is a woman, Tsuyu probably had a hand as well getting Hancock's help.

>>4743504
>fairly
Just let silver job with a little dignity, it's not like he fights fair either.

>>4743510
Ok, yea. I could maybe see it, yea.
Still I like this, this is not what I expected but its definitely the kind of sledgehammer one would imagine after what we told Garp.

But yea, that's about as big a gun they can reasonable throw our way. Fuck me but this is getting good!

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>>4743505
>JAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
>I THOUGHT SEX WOULD BE FUN JACK BUT IT WASN'T
>LINLIN WAS DISGUSTING JACK!
>AND NOW I HAVE A KID TO WORRY ABOUT!
>A KID THAT KEEPS PRETENDING TO BE THE MAN THAT ALMOST CUT MY BELLY OPEN JAAAACK!

>>4743510
Tsyru*
>>4743515
Its not anyone else can't cheat, we just cheat harder. Usually by punching harder while screaming.
>>4743523
Now the question is, are we so pure and stupid that we ignore Hancocks bullshit?
>>4743532
Being Kaido is suffering, especially since he doesn't understand its his daughter and not his son. Kaido strikes me as equally stupid as Luffy and Silver, just more depressed.

>>4743541
>Now the question is, are we so pure and stupid that we ignore Hancocks bullshit?
I am fairly sure that silver still can feel attraction, he just don't know what its. so the bullshit should work

>>4743556
Damn, I figured it might be purely lustful thoughts, but its been so long I forgot.

>>4743560
I think it was "Impure thoughts". So yeah I think it is lust

>>4743565
Oh thank god, Silver is too stupid to know what that is and none of the girls are willing to break the stalemate by telling him.

Oh boy. Time to tangle with the Kujas
>writing

>>4743566
Would you believe me that was actually the purpose of that vote about asking Marcella about what sex is? Yes. It was a trap

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>>4743568
Jesus you are a devious bastard. Have Silver's spirit animal.