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>>4812009
Last time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest:

After meeting one dragon and being sent back home only to slay another, Karn met with the newly-arrived King Cold who was there for the Covenant’s Stand-granting dagger Karn had recovered from Truth. After measuring Karn’s full power and being healed by Caulifla’s Triumph he departed. Later Karn trains the kids himself, then spars Meloka who unleashed her new ultimate technique, Final Judgement. And after killing a robotic assassin by sending it into New Salda’s molten core, Karn decides to focus training on his anger, and controlling it in his ascended form. Which, coupled with working on mastering said Ascended Berserker form, he began making strides on mastery of the form. However, as we rejoin Karn, you just found out today’s going to be a special day for your firstborn son.

“Something going on?” Broly asks seriously, looking between you and Meloka and noticing the expressions on your faces.
“Today’s the day.” she tells him excitedly. “Today’s Chilli’s wedding!”
“Wait, that’s today?” Cauli shouts excitedly, springing up from her seat at the table. “I gotta go get ready!”

And before you or Meloka can say anything else she’s already gone. Blasted away from the table and out the door, she’s likely already on the other side of the ship.

“Chilli gettin’ married?” Kayle asks, eyes big and curious. “Was that mean?”
“It means he and Megumin will be like Mom and Dad.” Broly tells her, the girl’s eyes widening ever further.
“Wooaaah!” she says excitedly, turning to you. “I wanna go! Can I go? Please?”
“Of course, we’re all going.” you say, to her and the others’ cheers. Then you feel a familiar presence reach out to your mind, and answer immediately. “Morning, Lord Freeza.”
“Quite the good morning it is.” he replies, and you can almost feel the smile on his face through the telepathic link. “I have you and your family’s apparel ready to go, as well as one for Chaya if she’ll be joining us?”
“She should be, let me ask.” you answer, ending the link with Freeza and opening one with your eldest daughter. “Hey Chaya, you up? Just heard today’s the big day.”
“Chilli’s wedding is today?” she replies, a note of panic in the link. “Give me five minutes and I’ll be right there!”

“She’s on her way.” you tell Lord Freeza, getting up to your feet. “And we’ll meet you when you land.”
“Excellent. I’ll see you shortly.” your friend replies, ending the link. Today is the big day, and an exciting one for your son to be sure. But why do you suddenly feel so uneasy?
cont

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>>4812015
Shaking the vaguely-uneasy feeling off you gather your children, Caulifla returning with blazing sword in hand, and the dozen of you leave your old ship and fly over towards the mainland.

“Look!” Maz shouts, pointing up at Freeza’s ship landing in the city.
“That’s Freeza.” you tell him, you and your family all landing as the ship does. The ramp lowers, and to your surprise it isn’t Freeza who rushes down! For an instant you’re about to attack, when you recognize the beings with that PTO-armored splitjaw.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ezrbyf6t9mY
(Ginyu Tokusentai)

“Ginyu Force! Assemble!” Ginyu shouts, his team all lining up by height then split into their poses while shouting their names.
“RECOOOOME!!”
“GULDO!”
“JEICE!!”
“BUUURTEER!”
“GINYU!” the captain shouts. “And together we are-!”
“THE GINYU FORCE!!” they shout together, all posing together at the bottom of the ramp. Maz and Kayle begin clapping enthusiastically, Ginyu rising and taking a bow before meeting your gaze.

“So, is it my imagination, or are there more of you than I remember?” Ginyu asks teasingly, walking up to you and offering a hand. You take it, then the warrior reaches out telepathically to voice his concern. “Not going to pry, but isn’t your son a bit too young to be married? Even your older boy Broly there seems probably a bit too young for that. Are you sure about all this? And after what happened, are you sure he’s thinking straight?”

Well, that’s an unexpected worry. How do you answer a friend’s honest concern?
>Her parents, and you and Meloka are fine with it. So there shouldn’t be any issues
>He’s plenty old enough, and besides marriage isn’t exactly nearly as common a tradition to Saiyan’s as to the rest of the PTO
>After what happened to him getting dragged into the Covenant War, you’re willing to do anything that’ll make him happy
>If both Megumin and Chilli want to go through with it, who’re you to deny your kid doing something that might make him happy?
>Other(write in)?

>>4812017
>He’s plenty old enough, and besides marriage isn’t exactly nearly as common a tradition to Saiyan’s as to the rest of the PTO
Saiyans just do things differently I guess.

>>4812017
>Her parents, and you and Meloka are fine with it. So there shouldn’t be any issues
How young do saiyans marry at?

>>4812017
>>He’s plenty old enough, and besides marriage isn’t exactly nearly as common a tradition to Saiyan’s as to the rest of the PTO

>>4812025
They don’t. Karn and Meloka were the first two to officially marry. Marriage as a concept isn’t a Saiyan thing, Meloka learned most of it from the late Guardian. Usually

>>4812017
>>He’s plenty old enough, and besides marriage isn’t exactly nearly as common a tradition to Saiyan’s as to the rest of the PTO

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>>4812024
>>4812025
>>4812026
>>4812054
He’s plenty old enough, and besides marriage isn’t exactly nearly as common a tradition to Saiyan’s as to the rest of the PTO wins it. Interesting choice, writing

>>4812063
I'll say this much, we thought he was old enough to bring him along on the war path.
Past that, Chilli's probably the most level headed and mature of our kids.
He more than likely understands exactly what this means for him.

>>4812067
same

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>>4812017
“He’s plenty old enough.” you reply to your friend, also telepathically. “And besides, marriage isn’t exactly nearly as common a tradition to Saiyan’s as to the rest of the PTO. Our people aren’t usually known to take a single mate.”
“And that brings me to my next concern.” he answers, still mentally and not aloud. “The purpose of a union by marriage is to procreate, and produce offspring. Are you sure your boy and her can...You know?”
“I mean, I’m not sure why they can’t.” you answer, and decide to lighten up the mood. “And even if they can’t naturally, I’m sure wirh their magic they can figure something out.”

“I see.” he answers aloud, seeming more relaxed than a moment ago. “Then we’ll do our best as well. Won’t we?”
“YES SIR!” the Ginyu Force shouts as one, while another familiar figure descends the ramp. Lord Freeza, ruler of the PTO, strongest being you know in the universe, and your friend appears. Flanked by more than a dozen underlings all carrying different size boxes, he doesn’t even touch the ground as he floats down the ramp towards you.
“General Karn, Meloka. You’re both looking well.” he says, and turns his gaze towards your children. “Good morning everyone.
“Good morning.” your kids reply, Caulifla rushing to him and giving him a hug. Carefully holding her fire sword away from him.
“Is it ready?” she asks him once letting go, almost bouncing up and down in place excitedly. “Is it, is it?”

“Ohohoho of course it is.” Freeza replies with a smile, patting her head. “Everyone, your suits for today’s special event are here. Best get dressed now, and make sure everything fits properly.”

His people begin opening the crates, pulling out carefully-packaged articles. One hands you a suit, you unfolding and examining the article of clothing. It looks similar to your old suit you’d gotten married in, however you realize it is much thicker. Clearly the armored weaving in the material was increased for this particular event. Sighing out you revert down to your base form, training your Ascended Berserker form can wait a single day. You dress quickly, pulling your suit on over your training uniform as it’s basically skintight anyways. And you realize further that the shirt and pants are made similarly combined, opening the neck hole wide enough you step into your suit, tie included, then don the suit coat that goes with it. The suit is black, as they’re apparently supposed to be, with a PTO badge made-in over on the left side. Once you’re wearing yours you look to everyone else’s, and see what Caulifla was so excited about.
cont

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>>4812142
“WOAH! It’s so pretty!!” she says, you seeing her wearing a fiery red shoulderless dress that comes down to her knees. Every time she twists the dress follows, flowing out and your daughter can’t look away. You and Freeza share a chuckle at this, as he then turns towards you.
“Working on mastering that form I saw you in earlier?” he asks, you nodding, unable to look away from how happy your daughter is with her dress. “Why did you choose it over the other form? The one that looks more like your wife?”

Glancing over you see her wearing a similar dress, albeit filling it out quite differently than your prepubescent daughter. She sees you looking and winks, then continues getting Karn Jr into his little single-piece suit.

“It’s a transformation dead-end.” you tell him. “While I can still get to that kind of transformation in my Berserker line as well.”
“I see. Avoiding a road that leads nowhere in favor of taking a path that leads to greater strength.” he answers, when suddenly a portal opens up not far from you all. And walking through comes your eldest daughter Chaya, who’s bringing Raditz along. And cameras. More than a dozen Dreadzone cameras follow her out, your daughter and Raditz both holding onto a few more. “Oh.”
“Sorry I’m late, had to grab the cameras!” she says excitedly. “Don’t want to miss a moment of this.”
“Chaya. Did Chilli ask you to bring cameras to his marriage?” Freeza asks her quite pointedly, giving you the feeling something’s up. And seeing her freeze in place and eyes widen tells you the truth of the situation. She clearly hasn’t asked about bringing them.

Well, what do you do about this?
>It’s probably fine, and if Chilli has a problem with her doing this you’re sure he can handle it himself when you all arrive
>Have get telepathically reach out to Chilli, with you listening in, and see if it’s okay for her to bring them
>Tell her absolutely not, those cameras stay here, and telekinesis them all into a now-empty crate
>Reach out to Chilli yourself telepathically, and ask him about what Chaya’s doing to see what he wants done about it
>Other(write in)

>>4812148
>Have Chaya telepathically reach out to Chilli, with you listening in, and see if it’s okay for her to bring them
I understand why she wants to bring cameras, but ultimately it's up to the bride and groom.

>>4812148
>>Reach out to Chilli yourself telepathically, and ask him about what Chaya’s doing to see what he wants done about it

>>4812154
Do you though? Do you really?

>>4812148
>>Reach out to Chilli yourself telepathically, and ask him about what Chaya’s doing to see what he wants done about it

>>4812164
Because she's developed a dependency on the adoration of the masses and can do nothing without an audience?

>>4812164
Who wouldn't want to get some pictures of the whole family?
Also >>4812170

>>4812170
I mean, that’s ALSO probably not wrong

>>4812164
Bet there was some coercion from Vox, too. I could see him pitching the idea to her, and then when she isn't 100% on board with it him implying that there might be some consequences with her dreadzone career.

>>4812154
>>4812156
>>4812165
Reach out to Chilli yourself telepathically, and ask him about what Chaya’s doing to see what he wants done about it wins. Oh boy, here we go. Roll me a 2d100.

First DC: 35
Second DC: 60

>>4812154
This. It's chili's and megumins day. She should ask or no dice.

>>4812181
Also I want to address this one directly. Vox cannot threaten her in that way. She’s his main ‘attraction’ right now and everyone knows it. He doesn’t have anyone ready to replace Chaya. Yet.

Rolled 8, 77 = 85 (2d100)

>>4812201
>Oh boy
uh oh?

Rolled 28, 35 = 63 (2d100)

>>4812201

Rolled 15, 62 = 77 (2d100)

>>4812201
Chili

MUH BOI

Rolled 85, 74 = 159 (2d100)

>>4812201
Why the roll? Wouldn't chili just make the decision yay or nay?
Here's hoping no critfail

>>4812213
oof

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>>4812208
>>4812211
>>4812212
28/100, 77/100. Failure, then a success. Well, this is the opposite of how I’d thought this would go. Writing.

>inb4 we accidentally connect with a mindslayer and try hash out wedding plan details with it

>>4812220
Those were diplomacy rolls...

>>4812142
Captain Ginyu, intergalactic Mercenary, Terror of the Covenant, Wedding Planner. A man of many talents.

>>4812311
Don't forget "Master of Interprative Dance and Dynamic Posing"

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>>4812148
“Hey, Chilli. Have a quick question for you.” you think, telepathically sending the message to your son. “Chaya just showed up, with a bunch of cameras. I don’t know if the two of you talked about this, do you mind if she brings them along?”
“Of course she did.” he answers back after a moment, you almost able to see him pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration. “Dammit.”
“If you don’t want them there, I can tell her-“ you start, Chilli interrupting you.
“Whatever, it’s fine. It’s fine.” he answers hastily. “Just tell her no more than two or three, and they can’t be in the way.”

Then before you can say anything else, he ends the mental link. You wonder what’s going on on his end, and how he’s doing. But you can’t worry about that yet, as you have this to deal with first.

“It’s fine, I just reached out to your brother.” you tell her, then narrow your eyes. “Like you should have, first thing. But he said bringing a pair of them along is fine, as long as they’re not in the way. Understood?”
“Okay.” she replies, dropping her armful of non-flying cameras right there and rubbing the back of her head, clearly embarasssed. “Should’ve probably asked first, huh?”
“Yes, you should have.” Meloka says, looking quite upset at her daughter. “You should be more considerate of your siblings Chaya. Going off and doing your own thing out there is fine, but you can’t just disregard your siblings’ feelings about things like this.”

“I won’t do it again.” she says, seemingly chastised enough. She and to your surprise Raditz both get dressed, a suit and dress ready for them both. Your eldest daughter and Raditz both dress as well, everyone now ready to go. For a moment you consider going back to the ship and taking your own sword along, seeing Caulifla holding hers, then disregard that idea. You won’t need it for simply going to a wedding.
“Karn, are you all ready?” Raven says, stepping through one of her portals right by you. “Chilli’s guest has arrived to take you all to their planet.”

Looks like it’s about time to go. Anything you need to take care of first?
>Go grab your sword first, you never know if you’ll need it
>Retrieve the mystery box, perhaps one of the Crimson Demons will be able to open it?
>You don’t need anything, time to go on over to the Crimson Demon village
>Other(write in)

>>4812327
>Go grab your sword first, you never know if you’ll need it
>Retrieve the mystery box, perhaps one of the Crimson Demons will be able to open it?
Remember the last time we went to a wedding?

>>4812327
>Go grab your sword first, you never know if you’ll need it
>Retrieve the mystery box, perhaps one of the Crimson Demons will be able to open it?

>>4812327
>>Retrieve the mystery box, perhaps one of the Crimson Demons will be able to open it?

>>4812327
Eh, this>>4812329
Oh, and maybe some wedding gifts or something from the last time we went down to the Dark area. I think we found something in it.

>>4812355
We specifically went there to grab a gift for Chilli, and we did find one.
If I recall, it was a pair of twin swords.

>>4812359
Raven has them iirc

>>4812009
>Pick ONE option when voting(unless otherwise noted)
Glad to see anons still can’t read the rules. Anyways:
>>4812329
>>4812344
>>4812345
>>4812355
Since we’ve got two options selected, I’ll leave this up to a roll. 60 or less, you take your sword. 90-61, you take the box. 91+ you get both. Roll me a single d100

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4812374
rip

>>4812383
We forget them both.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4812374

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4812374

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4812374

>>4812383
RIP indeed.

>>4812383
Rip indeed

>>4812374
Also my bad. I forgot the rules for a moment and assumed we would just be able to grab both since (to my knowledge) they were both on the ship.

>>4812383
>>4812390
>>4812393
67/100. You take the box, writing.
>>4812397
>to my knowledge
They are. But...

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>>4812327
“Just a moment.” you say, bringing your hand to your forehead and Instant Transmission away. You teleport to Silver’s side, apologize for suddenly appearing beside him and rush out of the kitchen. In a blink you’re at your own room, door sliding open near-soundlessly as you walk in. Rushing over to the table by your bed, you open the drawer and take the small seamless black box out of the drawer. Nodding to yourself you place it in your coat pocket, and turn to leave. For a moment you think you should grab your sword too, but it isn’t resting by the hammer behind your door. “Huh. Did I leave that out somewhere?”

But you can’t ponder it, as you’ve got to go. Bringing your hand to your forehead, again you use your Instant Transmission. This time you reappear back beside Freeza, standing on the sands of the Guardian’s Island. Where another guest is waiting here as well.

“-to the village, then we’ll all- Oh, Karn! G-Greetings.” Yunyun says, the woman clearly nervous as well. “You look...ready.”
“Thanks.” you reply, noticing she fills out that same similar-style red dress even moreso than your wife does. “Everyone here?”
“Yeah, we were just waiting on you.” a familiar voice says, you turning and seeing your old man sitting on the rock beside Raven. Heavily scarred, and wearing his armor instead of a suit, Tatsu looks just as tough as ever. “Now let’s get going.”

You wonder why he isn’t shedding the armor for an event like this a moment, then dismiss it. If that’s what he showed up in, that is what he’ll be wearing. He’s not one of your kids, so you just let him be.

“Very well. Everyone grab on to someone else, and make sure we’re all touching.” Yunyun says, and once you all comply disappear in a flash of light. After a second or two you open your eyes, finding yourself back on the far outskirts of the Crimson Demon village. “Sorry I couldn’t get us closer, but we have the security measures active to keep anything from happening during the celebration.”
“Don’t worry, I’ll get us the rest of the way.” you reply, right hand going back to your forehead as you find Chilli’s ki. Which isn’t difficult, as he’s the strongest being on this planet outside your group. And once you’re locked on, another Instant Transmission brings you all right to his side. And the first thing you notice is he looks haggard. Like he hasn’t slept in days.

“Chilli! I’ve missed you!” Caulifla shouts excitedly, rushing over to her brother and embracing him. Immediately the dark cloud over him disappears, vanishing like it never was as he excitedly greets you all. But you can’t shake what you saw out of your head.

But do you say anything?
>Ask if he’s okay, and if he’s been sleeping well since he left
>Let it go for now, but you will ask him later once things have settled down
>Telepathically ask now, you’re worried but don’t want to embarrass him or anything
>Other(write in)

>>4812509
>Telepathically ask now, you’re worried but don’t want to embarrass him or anything

>>4812509
>Telepathically ask now, you’re worried but don’t want to embarrass him or anything

>>4812509
>>Telepathically ask now, you’re worried but don’t want to embarrass him or anything

>>4812509
>Telepathically ask now, you’re worried but don’t want to embarrass him or anything

>>4812514
>>4812516
>>4812521
>>4812539
Telepathically ask now wins it. And just for flavor’s sake, roll me another d100.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4812563
Talk to us son.

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4812563

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4812563

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>>4812570
>>4812577
50/100. About what I expected, writing.

>>4812579
We are a bad dad

FUCKING INTERNET CONNECTION, WHY IS IT NOT SHOWING THE ROLL TILL AFTER IT HAPPENED?!

Sorry for the delay, taking care of things irl. Next post out hopefully in the next half hour

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>>4812509
“Chilli? Are you okay son?” you ask him telepathically. “Everything alright?”
“Huh? I’m fine.” he replies, answer guarded a bit. “Why?”
“You just looked exhausted there, before you realized we were here.” you tell him. “Look like you’ve been pulling a week straight of night watches.”
“Just been too busy to get any good sleep.” he answers, you getting the distinct feeling this is a major downplay of what’s happening with him. But if he doesn’t want to talk about it, you can’t force him. So you’ll do what you can.
“If you want to talk, I’m always here for you.” you say, and end the mental link to him as Caulifla let’s go.

“This dress is so cute!” she shouts excitedly, spinning again and letting the flame-like dress bob around her. “When do we start?”
“In about an hour from now.” an older gentleman says, wearing a deep black outside/blood red inside cloak over his garb. The man looks vaguely familiar to you, but it’s been so long since you visited the Crimson Demon village you can’t remember him. But he clearly remembers you. “Good to see you all. General Karn, and you must be this Emperor Freeza I’ve heard so much about. I’ve even heard you’re stronger than Karn here.”
“Indeed, but not for much longer if my general over here has anything to say about it.” Freeza says with a teasing smirk you just know is aimed at you. “Thank you for your hospitality, Chief Hiropon.”
“Well of course. It is thanks to you that our planet remains untouched, and out of wider space conflicts.” the chief says, you looking to Freeza questioningly. “And this must be your family, Chilli. Why don’t you introduce us?”

“What was that?” you telepathically ask Freeza as he smiles at you knowingly.
“This was your son’s request.” he answers. “Your son asked me for domain over this world, and to leave it untouched. And since I told him this would could be his, wether or not anyone interferes would be up to him and his ability to stop them.”
“Huh. Well alright.” you reply aloud, as Chilli introduces every one of his siblings. But then Hiropon turns to the Ginyus, and asks who they are. Which of course prompts them to do their own introduction, complete with five multicolored smoke cloud detonations behind their posing. You wonder how they pulled it off, then notice the different colors on the bottom of Guldo’s shoe when he takes a step after posing. Clever.
cont

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>>4812747
Once the introductions are done with, Chief Hiropon leads you all towards the ceremony site. And once you arrive, Jeice let’s out a low, appreciative whistle. No wonder Chilli looked so tired, everything is crystal. From the hundreds of chairs to the altar, the archway behind it, every piece of furniture is made of Chilli’s magical crystals. You’re no wizard, but even you can appreciate the amount of work your son has to have put into all this. Which does alleviate a bit of your earlier concern, as this had to have taken a lot of power to pull off.

“Now ‘at’s a venue.” Jeice says appreciatorily, you remembering he’s actually married. “Whoever made this could make a profession outta it.”
“Thanks, spent several hours yesterday on it.” Chilli replies, giving him a small smile. “But I don’t think I’ll be doing this for a living.”
“Wait, you did all this?” Recoome asks, jaw dropping comedically. “But, how?”
“It’s magic.” your son answers teasingly, letting a little bit of crystal form in his left hand a moment before dispelling it.
“So, what do you need us to do?” Broly asks his brother.
“It isn’t starting for awhile, so just make yourselves comfortable.” Chilli replies, looking around suddenly. “I gotta go get some more last-minute things ready.”

Well, it looks like you have some free time here before everything begins kicking off. Which brings up an important question:

What do you do?
>Stay here and relax, but let Chilli know if he needs a hand with anything non-magical you’re here
>Stay here at the wedding site, and keep your younger kids from going around and causing mischief
>Go for a walk around the village with the kids, and head back when you sense people gathering
>Other(write in)

>>4812750
>Go for a walk around the village with the kids, and head back when you sense people gathering

>>4812750
>Go for a walk around the village with the kids, and head back when you sense people gathering
inb4 the Thot Squad gets shanked by Meloka for looking at her man. Or she throws Broly at them..

>>4812750
>>Go for a walk around the village with the kids, and head back when you sense people gathering
maybe we can ask around, see if anyone knows someone that can help with the mystery box

>>4812767
>maybe we can ask around, see if anyone knows someone that can help with the mystery box
If we present it as a challenge and give them the hint all spooky and shit, there should be a gang of mages who can workshop a solution.

>>4812775
That sounds like us making the problem.

>>4812759
>>4812761
>>4812767
Go for a walk around the village with the kids, and head back when you sense people gathering wins it. Alright, let’s see what happens and roll me a 4d100(no critfails).
1st DC: ??
2nd DC: 55
3rd DC: 70
4th DC: 90

Rolled 99, 1, 56, 65 = 221 (4d100)

>>4812808

Rolled 92, 11, 5, 95 = 203 (4d100)

>>4812808

Rolled 94, 100, 86, 2 = 282 (4d100)

>>4812808
No critfails? Is that a challenge? BEHOLD

Rolled 78, 32, 18, 45 = 173 (4d100)

>>4812808
Damn captcha

>>4812813
>>4812814
>>4812812
......Jesus Christ it's a miracle.
>>4812820
Eat a dick internet connection, but thank god otherwise.

lmao these dice
nice

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>>4812812
>>4812813
>>4812814
WE'RE FINALLY OUT OF THE FUCKING FUNK
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>4812812
>>4812813
>>4812814
99/100, CRIT/100, 86/100, 95/100. Passed the secret DC with a special success, looks like we’re getting a special encounter here. But which one? Writing.

>>4812812
>>4812813
>>4812814
>>4812820
JESUS, I haven't seen rolls this good since we snapped the first Arbiter in half. Good shit.

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>>4812845
Remember how Vox marketed the match as an hour long slugfest?
Remember how both fighters then went so hard that the fight was finished within 10 minutes?
Good times

>>4812845
We have. Remember when Cooler went full BITCH and Majinized himself and we completely broke him in half in 2 rounds of battle?

>>4812839
Still writing, this one’s taking a bit longer than usual

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>>4812750
“No problem, we’ll be staying here in the village.” you tell him, your son nodding and lifting off the ground before blasting off to go somewhere. You then turn to the kids, and decide to ask them. “So, who wants to walk around and see what all there is to see here?”
“I DO!” Caulifla, Maz, Kayle, Tatsu, and Tomi all shout simultaneously.
“AAAAaaaaaAAAH!” Karn Jr shouts along, trying to get his older sister Okira to cheer as well. Your Stand-tongued daughter doesn’t cheer, but it’s clear to you she wants to as well.
“Well, I think you got your answer.” Meloka says with a laugh. “What’re you going to do?”
“I think I’ll stay here with the chief for a bit, and discuss a few things.” Freeza says, as Chaya sets the two flying cameras to film the event from two different angles atop two of the crystal pillars. “You all can go ahead without us.”

“Alright, let’s go.” you say, and turn to lead the way from the venue. Heading back into the village along the main road, you point out Megumin’s house on the edge to your kids. “And that’s where Megumin lives.”
“Think we can go say hello?” Chaya asks, you seeing Meloka shaking her head. “Why not?”
“She’s probably too busy getting ready, the last thing she needs is us getting in her way.” Meloka answers. “We’ll see her when she’s ready to walk.”
“Oh, okay.” Chaya says, not putting up any more of a fight about it. Which is a bit odd, but you let it be. Everyone follows as you walk past her home and the mixed bathhouse, and out into the village proper. First is the chief’s multi-story home, and what looks like the remains of some sort of wooden stage. “Wonder what happened here?”

“You folks missed quite the show there.” a rather portly man wearing a white open-chested suit says, hair formed into an odd pompadour. “The off-worlder Chilli faced Megumin’s father Hyoizaburoo in a duel to take the girl’s hand in marriage.”
“Chilli’s my big brother!” Kayle shouts excitedly, the man’s eyes widening in surprise. Her sudden call draws several eyes towards you all, and suddenly your instincts warn you there is an extremely hostile presence nearby. You turn, examining the rapidly-forming crowd and immediately notice someone standing out. Despite wearing an oversized cloak, her silhouette is clearly that of a shapely woman. But from beneath the cowl, for just an instant see yellow eyes glowing with pure malice. Then she immediately turns away, walking from you.

“Oh no you don’t.” you think to yourself, trying to focus on the figure’s ki. But you can’t! Whoever, or whatever that is, their ki isn’t mortal.
cont

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>>4813095
But it seems the figure senses your attempt, glancing back over her shoulder. You see a smirk, and the mysterious figure disappears around the corner of the building as the locals begin gathering around you all. You ponder chasing the individual, but since she’s moving away from you all you just let her go. After all, more Crimson Demons are gathering. As well as people who clearly aren’t.

“Hey! So you’re Karn, that boy’s father.” a tall, well-built blonde woman who’s physically stronger than all the Crimson Demons says as she walks up. Standing taller than most of the Crimson Demons, wearing form-fitting armor and with a sword at her hip cuts a distinctive figure. Behind her stands a brown-haired, rather plain, unassuming-seeming young man and a blue-haired woman wearing something that clearly isn’t designed for battle. Your attention is drawn to the blonde woman again as she draws her blade, grasping it in both hands before her to the surrounding peoples’ shock. “I challenge you, to one-on-one comba-kyaaaa!”

The brown-haired man fires something pale from his fingertip into the back of the woman’s neck, causing her to drop the weapon and squeal.

“Goddammit, you shamelessly horny masochist!” the brown-haired man says, jerking her head back by the ponytail and shouting in her upside-down face. “Stop trying to get off beat up by every outworlder you see!”
“Mhmmmm!” she says, squirming and clutching her sides at the verbal attack from her....ally? He then drops her, turning to you and dropping to his knees kneeling.
“Please forgive her, she’s just a shameless pervert!” the guy says, forehead resting on his hands.
“K-Kazuma! How dare you s-say such a thing!” she replies, but judging from how bright red her face is, and how expressionless the blue-haired woman with them is, this clearly happens quite often. “I’m an honerable, pure crusader!”

Well? How do you deal with this...situation?
>Tell him to get up and quit apologizing, no harm done by his odd companion
>Take your suit coat off and accept the woman’s challenge, this could be a fun way to spend some time before the wedding
>Deny the challenge yourself, see if someone else wants to take her on instead
>Other(write in)

>>4813107
>Take your suit coat off and accept the woman’s challenge, this could be a fun way to spend some time before the wedding
Ooooooh, this is going to be fun, the horniest punching bag to walk the world and we don't hit her? We're too nice for that.

>>4813107
>Take your suit coat off and accept the woman’s challenge, this could be a fun way to spend some time before the wedding
This shouldn't take more than a few minutes.
One thing I want to do while we're here with a suitable opponent is try out the Rope-a-Dope style again, see how it handles armed semi-magical opponents.

>>4813107
>>Tell him to get up and quit apologizing, no harm done by his odd companion

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>>4813095
>forgot to crop pic
fuck

>>4813107
>>Take your suit coat off and accept the woman’s challenge, this could be a fun way to spend some time before the wedding
Might as well get some training time back while we're waiting.

>>4813107
>Take your suit coat off and accept the woman’s challenge, this could be a fun way to spend some time before the wedding

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>>4813125
>>4813146
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>>4813180
Take your suit coat off and accept the woman’s challenge, this could be a fun way to spend some time before the wedding wins it. Writing.

Fun fact: Darkness is one of the few people here we probably can't kill on accident so long as we keep in base form.

>>4813210
And Karn is the hardest fist to ever hit her, can she ever cum again after experiencing such blunt force trauma?
>>4813199
That is the face of someone about to have fun.

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>>4813223
She's in for the ride of her life, that's for sure.

>>4813227
Kind of a shame we don't have a single son at the moment. Oh wait.

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>>4813107
“You know what? Why not?” you say, shrugging your left arm out of the suit’s coat, and then your right before folding it over itself and passing it to your son Broly. “Mind holding this for me?”
“Uhh, sure?” he replies, taking your suit coat. Now with your arms free, you roll your right shoulder, it popping once audibly. “You really going to do this?”
“We’ll keep it nice and civil for the wedding, and not use any weapons.” you say, the woman sheathing her blade before unbelting it. She then passes the weapon to the blue-haired woman who just seems confused about all this while the brown-haired man immediately gets clear. Seeing how quickly the man vacates the area the others do the same, forming a large circle around you and your family. Meloka leads the kids back away, so you can face this far too eager woman head-on. “Any sort of rules you want to make?”

“This match will go until one of us cries for mercy.” she says, cheeks blushed as she takes her fighting stance. Both arms are up, resembling a defensive stance, but she’s not actually protecting her body and only guarding the sides of her head. Which is an interesting choice, leaving most of herself wide open to attack. “Now come on, Saiyan! Show me your power!”
“Hey, Chilli’s dad!” the man named Kazuma shouts at you. “She’s the single densest person on this planet, so you don’t have to worry about accidentally breaking her.”
“H-HEY! Who’re you calling dense?!” she shouts back over her shoulder, clearly embarrassed by his shout. You wait until she turns back around, waiting for her to ready up again. And when she turns back around, begins shouting at you too. “And what are you doing? I left myself wide open there so you’d attack me! What are you waiting for?”

“I don’t think she’s okay in the head.” Tatsu and Tomi say together, which is ironic enough coming from the twins who’s mental connection has spawned a whole other entity that exists inside their heads. You simply take your fighting stance, left arm up and right arm back ready to trade blows with this warrior.
“Show me what you can do!” she shouts, immediately taking off at a spring right for you. It looks like she’s ready for a brawl, but to be fair so are you. This should be fun.

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 156 paused-

>>4813278
And that’s it for tonight, enjoying this episode? Ready for a brawl with the toughest woman on this world, and to see your son get married? Curious who that mortal ki-less stranger was, and what other surprises are waiting for you here? All this and more when this episode continues, around 11 hours from now!

>>4813281
I am ready to use the iron maiden as a punching bag, yes.
There's enough of a gap that we can get really creative without a lot of risks.

>>4813288
Ha. She can’t hurt you, but her body is more durable than your suit. Hell, she’s more durable than your armor.

>>4813307
That's what I like to hear. Though from what I've gathered in my brief research, she still has quite a few glaring flaws. All of them intentional on her part of course, but that's neither here nor there.
I'm heavily leaning on letting her take the pace just so we can diagnose those problems.
I can imagine Karn would still be in Training mode right now, may as well make some use of it.

>>4813307
But is she more durable than our base form?

Masochism is great and all but if you hit hard and fast enough you can clean break a bone before too much pain sets in. Then you have to deal with looking at a floppy limb for a second or two before the hurt hits.

>>4813325
Then there's also the variety of ways to take somebody out without causing any pain whatsoever (provided the technique is performed correctly)
Blood chokes and strikes to the jaw and temple being the most widely popular methods.

>>4813334
I imagine that if you went for the choke she'd be ecstatic for all of about eight seconds before she passed out lol.

>>4813278
Oof, sick burn from the OG twins.
>>4813307
Oh yeah, we know, and were gonna beat her into the planets crust. Can't risk sending her to the core afterall, she might gush so much it would risk putting out the core of the world.
>>4813316
We must teach her how to fight until it gets through Karn's head that Kazuma was right, she's just a proactive combat pervert.
>>4813346
....Should we cover our kids eyes for this?

>>4813349
>Should we cover our kids eyes for this?
It's nothing they haven't seen before. That sparring match with Karn and Meloka the day prior may as well have been flirting.
Incredibly deadly flirting, but flirting nonetheless.

>”Bane, what do I do? No matter what I do, she refuses to submit. She actually seems like she enjoys getting hit by my attacks.”
>”You’re on your own for this one, my student.”

>>4813316
>imagine Karn would still be in Training mode right now, may as well make some use of it.
Not wrong here. Been in training mode for over two weeks
>>4813322
Good question. We’ll see
>>4813325
>>4813334
True. But is that really how you want to do this?
>>4813349
Ha
Double ha. A haha if you would.
>proactive combat pervert
And that is the single best descriptor for Darkness.
>>4813560
Heh.

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>>4813278
“Show me what you can do!” the blonde warrior woman shouts, dashing right for you. She crosses her arms in front of her head as she charges, in what appears to be an attempt at making herself a battering ram. But you’re not just going to let her crash into you, stepping forward you bring your right foot up and kick square into her gut. “GUUUH!!”

She wheezes as your blow connects, lifting her clean off her feet. However, you’d underestimated just how dense she is, the young man was right. Instead of launching her back right out of the circle of onlookers, she flips back once, sliding to a stop on her heels back where she started from. She’s much tougher than she looks, and far more durable than her powerlevel would suggest. Seems like it’s a good thing you didn’t pass her challenge off to one of the kids.

“Not bad.” she says, not even winded despite being launched into the air by someone more than a thousand times stronger than her. And without hesitation charges in again. “Now let’s see how you handle this!”

Once more she rushes in, this time swinging for you with a wild right punch. And just from that, you can tell that this woman isn’t a hand-to-hand combatant. Fighter or not, you’re not just letting her hit you with that blow. Right before her fist gets close you move, spinning clockwise out around her punch. With two steps you’re now behind her, and deliver a chop to the back of her neck. Your blow, combined with the miss of her own strike knocks her off balance, nearly stumbling to the ground. But the fighter catches herself, sliding to a stop before whirling to face you.

“Heh, not bad.” she says, breathing a bit heavy and blushed despite not really doing much yet. “But if that was all you’ve got, you’ll never hit me hard enough.”
“I’m just getting started.” you reply, retaking your stance. Seems she’s too tough to go down from a single hit like that.

What now?
>Play defensively, and knock her away each time she rushes in
>Rush and attack, lay on the pressure and force her on the defensive
>Focus on your Su Ma movements, don’t let her land a single attack on you while counter-striking
>Use your Djem So to break down each of her attacks and lay down a beating
>Other(write in)

>>4814056
>Use your Djem So to break down each of her attacks and lay down a beating
Oh no, the horny engine is starting. I forget, does she know Karn's dick is a lethal weapon, and if she does, how fast would Meloka try to kill her before the She Slut is taken away by Kazuma before she attempts sexual assault?

>>4814056
>Use your Djem So to break down each of her attacks and lay down a beating

>>4814056
>Use your Djem So to break down each of her attacks and lay down a beating

>>4814056
>Use your Djem So to break down each of her attacks and lay down a beating.

OH YES

>>4814056
>>Use your Djem So to break down each of her attacks and lay down a beating
I'm scared

>>4814056
>Use your Djem So to break down each of her attacks and lay down a beating

>>4814095
She's faster when she's horny than any man that is pissed.

>>4814070
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>>4814086
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>>4814108
Use your Djem So to break down each of her attacks and lay down a beating wins it. Roll me a 3d100.
1st DC: 15
2nd DC: 40
3rd DC: ??

Rolled 32, 74, 72 = 178 (3d100)

>>4814149

Rolled 50, 21, 72 = 143 (3d100)

>>4814149

Rolled 51, 10, 66 = 127 (3d100)

>>4814149

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>>4814169
51/100, 74/100, 72/100. Smashing success, writing.

>>4814177
Lil late but that's a DUB 72

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>>4814056
So since a single well-placed blow won’t take her down, you decide to use her to get some Djem So practice in. Planting your feet, you gesture her to come at you with a wave of your hand.

“Show me your power!” she shouts, rushing towards you again. “I, Darkness shall be the one to take you down!”
“Bring it!” you reply, stepping in as she closes the distance, duck a wild left, and slam your left fist square into her gut. “HAAA!”
“Khhh!” she winces, but isn’t knocked back. She twists, trying to punch down at you with her right fist. You twist and deflect her blow, knocking her arm aside with your left forearm and leaping with your your right fist up slamming into her chin. The heavy blow rocks her head back, you twisting midair and delivering a powerful left kick square into her face. “Kyaa!”

“Get her dad!” little Maz shouts as your kick sends Darkness staggering back clutching at her nose.
“Damn, she’s still standing.” Raditz comments. “Someone with her power should be down and out at the least, if not outright killed.”
“Come on Darkness, you can do it!” the blue-haired woman shouts, causing fountains of water to spray from the folding fans in her hands. For some reason. “No one’s built tougher than you!”
“No one’s ever hit me that hard before.” Darkness says, eyes wild and chest heaving. “More.”
“What?” you say, still confused by her behavior. So she takes the initiative, and again rushes right at you. As she closes in you drop a right handed hammer fist down, the woman blocking it with her arms crossed. Which leaves her gut wide open, left fist connecting before she can prepare herself. Your right to her jaw follows your left, then hit her with a left uppercut to stagger her back. But she still doesn’t go down. Despite being more than a thousand times weaker than yourself, she’s somehow still standing.

“C-Come on!” she says, again bringing her arms up and panting. Either from exhaustion or excitement you can’t even tell at this point. “Don’t tell me you-you’re done already.”
“If you want some more, come and get it.” you reply, once more taking your stance. And like taking the lead off a hound she bolts for you once again. However, this time she doesn’t even try and strike you, again seemingly trying to simply bowl you over. So you catch her by the shoulders to stop her charge, and start lifting her off the ground. “Remember, you asked for this.”
cont

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>>4814404
With the woman’s shoulders in your grip you flip back, driving your left foot into the right side of her jaw. This attack launches her straight up into the air, and once your feet touch the ground again you leap up after her. This next attack here will finish this little spar for good.

“I’ll finish this right now.” you say, right fist slamming into her unguarded jaw, followed immediately by your left. You use that momentum to spin, and deliver five quick kicks to her chest and face while gathering a bit of ki between your fists, then slam it right into her chest as well. Your attack detonates and launches her backwards, but you’re not done yet. Raising your right hand to your forehead you use Instant Transmission to appear right behind her, and grab an ankle before she can soar past. You then spin once, twice, three times before pitching her back down towards the clearing you’d been sparring in. Again teleporting back down to the impromptu arena, you walk into the center, and watch as the armored woman streaks down towards you. This attack will end it. As she flies headfirst at you you plant your feet, and pull your right arm back. Then as she gets in range you step into your punch, fist crashing into her jaw as you slam her down into the ground. The blow kicks up a powerful shockwave, dust flying as you plant this woman into the dirt. As the dust settles, all you can see if her is a booted foot sticking up out of the crater bottom. Floating down into the new hole you grab her boot, and yank her out of the ground. She’s clearly out of it, not unconscious surprisingly but mumbling something, a giant goofy grin on her flushed face. Flying out of the new hole your daughter rushes over, Triumph already out and ready.

“Wow. She’s really hard.” Caulifla notes, Triumph doing little more than patching a few small cuts and bruises on her face. “Is that why you want us to train being tough so much? So we don’t get hurt by the bad guys?”
“Exactly.” you tell her, the woman coming to and seeing you holding her by her foot. “So even if you can’t harm your opponent, you can maybe last until help arrives.
“Oh no, I’ve been bested.” Darkness says, wiggling a bit in your grip. “What else are you going to do to me, now that I can’t resist?”
“Huh? It’s over, go back to your friends.” you say, dropping her right there on her head. That was...wierd.

What do you do now?
>Keep touring the village, and actually see what sights there are
>Stay with the Crimson Demons gathered here, and talk with the people
>Head back to the wedding area, and relax until it’s time
>Other(write in)

>>4814404
>remember you asked for this

I'm dyin.

>>4814406
>Head back to the wedding area, and relax until it’s time

>>4814406
>Keep touring the village, and actually see what sights there are

>>4814406
>>Stay with the Crimson Demons gathered here, and talk with the people
lmao, that was great

>>4814406
>Stroll around the village, see if you can't find a Crimson Demon who can give you some insight on the puzzle box

>>4814406
changing >>4814422
to >>4814425
>Stroll around the village, see if you can't find a Crimson Demon who can give you some insight on the puzzle box
Sorry for the vote change, but this is kinda what I was hoping to work towards with my vote anyways.

>>4814412
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>>4814422
>>4814425
>>4814429
Stroll around the village, see if you can't find a Crimson Demon who can give you some insight on the puzzle box wins it. I’ll say this before you roll, there is one person who can open it. Roll me a 2d100.
1st DC: 70
2nd DC: ??

Rolled 53, 41 = 94 (2d100)

>>4814465

Rolled 35, 86 = 121 (2d100)

>>4814465

Rolled 19, 43 = 62 (2d100)

>>4814465

Rolled 95, 53, 74 = 222 (3d100)

>>4814465

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>>4814472
>>4814477
>>4814481
53/100, 86/100. Failure, and a mystery. You don’t find the one who can break it open, writing

>>4814491
Sad we couldn't find em, but I do hope they at least hear that we were around.

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>>4814406
“You’re durable, but really need to work on your technique.” you tell the woman as she rises to her feet, taking your suit coat and putting it back on. “It doesn’t matter how durable you are, if you can’t hit your opponent you won’t ever win.”
“H-Hey! I can hit things!” she says, sounding surprisingly offended for such an innocent remark. The woman then tries to step away, and immediately stumbles.
“Woah, easy there.” Broly says, your son catching her by the arm and shoulder before she can face plant the ground. “Caulifla may have healed you up, but your head’s still going to be disoriented from all that.”

“Oh, uhh, thanks.” she says akwardly, then speaks up after a moment. “Mind letting go?”
“Yeah, of course.” he says, letting the woman go as she stands back upright. And by now the crowd has gathered around, everyone talking over each other. But what you notice is the blue haired woman rushes over to Darkness, and immediately begins checking her over.
“Wow! You didn’t even take a scratch from all that!” she shouts, oblivious to what Caulifla’s Triumph had done. “You really are durable.”
“No, she got hurt. But I already healed her.” your daughter says, the blue-haired one looking towards your little girl confused.
“You? But you didn’t use any healing magic.” the slow girl says, head tilted towards her confused. “How could you have healed her?”
“My Stand healed her.” she says, and you see the brown-haired boy’s face pale while everyone else looks around confused. He clearly knows what a Stand is, and that he should be worried. Meanwhile the woman’s about to continue, he rushes forward and slams his hand over her mouth with a slap.
“Thank you very much for taking care of our friend.” he says, the blue hair trying to shout at him over being muzzled for several seconds as he then turns to you. “So, you’re Karn.”

“I am.” you reply, trying to gauge this man. His powerlevel is even less of a threat to you than that Darkness woman, but something about him is just off. Then it hits you, he’s not the one your senses are pinging on. The blue haired woman, she doesn’t have any ki! You can’t sense the slightest thing from her, not a whisper of living energy. But there is a certain, almost familiar-feeling pressure in the air now that she’s this close. But that can’t be right, there’s no way. Someone like that couldn’t possibly be divine, could they?
“Aww man, I missed all the fun!” you hear another woman’s voice shout, you and the ragtag group of non-Crimson Demons turning as yet another person walks up. She’s shorter than the brown-haired man, slim build, pale hair with a scar on her chin, and a dagger on her hip. And much like the blue-haired woman, you sense nothing from this one either. The hell is going on here? “What did I miss?”
cont

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>>4814581
“Chris, this is Karn. Chilli’s father, and their family.” Kazuma says by way of introduction. “Karn, this is Chris. Another fellow adventurer of mine, and quite skilled at getting into places she doesn’t belong.”
“Yeah. I’m a pretty talented thief, if I do say so myself.” she says, then holds up the mystery box. YOUR mystery box. “So, what is this thing?”
“The hell?” you say, checking in your coat pocket to see that, sure enough, the box is gone. How did she do that? “When did you-?”

“As I said, I’m pretty good.” she says, offering the box back to you. “There isn’t any treasure I can’t find.”
“Then maybe you can find out how to open it.” you tell her, gesturing to the box still in her hand. “Had that thing for years now, still haven’t been able to open it up.”
“I’ll take a look.” she says, holding it flat in her left palm while forming a circle with her right thumb and forefinger, bringing both up to her right eye like a lens. “Hrmmm, let me see. There don’t appear to be any sort of traps, either mechanical or magical. And I’m not seeing any seams in it’s construction either. Are you sure there’s actually something inside this thing?”
“I’m sure. Our head scientist back home had some sort of prototype sealed inside it before his death.” you answer. “He died mid-recording trying to explain what he made.”
“I’m sorry to hear that.” she says, then after another moment or two seemingly gives up and offers it back. “Sorry, but I can’t see any way to get it open.”

“Well, at least you tried.” you say, putting it back in your pocket. And more-carefully watching her hands as she stands there. “At least I know it isn’t trapped.”
“Hey, maybe Pucchin can figure it out.” someone in the crowd says, you turning to the speaker and see a rather voluptuous Crimson Demon wearing some sort of uniform. “He’s really smart, perhaps he could figure it out? He’s probably still over by the school building.”
“Why not?” you answer, and for what feels like a half hour travel around the village moving from building to building searching for someone able to open it. Each person suggested is unable to open the box, however, and after visiting nearly every building in the village are returned to the Chief’s home, and the new crater beside it.
“Damn. That thing seems really, impossibly secure.” Kazuma says, then lights up as he suddenly gets an idea. “Hey, I know. Maybe I can get it out!”
“You? How?” you ask, a bit skeptical. If he was really confident, wouldn’t he have tried earlier? But you’re willing to hear him out at least.
“Watch this!” he says, pointing his right hand braced by his left at your hand holding the cube. “STEEEEAAAALLL!!”

>roll me a d1000

Rolled 174 (1d1000)

>>4814583

Rolled 177 (1d1000)

>>4814583

Rolled 567 (1d1000)

>>4814583
CLUTCH!

Rolled 185 (1d1000)

>>4814583

Rolled 339 (1d1000)

>>4814625
Been 10 minutes, rolling again!

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>>4814604
>>4814625
>>4814650
567/1000. Well, you avoid getting Kazuma’d. But then, who does instead? Writing.

>>4814658
He better hope it isn't one of our little girls or he's getting a broken hand.

>>4814662
>ONLY a broken hand

>>4814662
>>4814658

Do sayains wear underwear?

>>4814674
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
No.

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>>4814583
For a moment you feel as if something brushes against you, more corporeal than the wind but less than something solid as you’re blinded by a flash of light. Then the light disappears, and the first thing you see is that the box is still there in your upright palm. The next thint you notice is what looks like a small piece of cloth, with lace and a bow on it. You wonder what that is, when suddenly hear a shout from behind you.

“K-K-K-KAAAZUUUMAAAAA!!”” Yunyun shrieks from somewhere right behind you, rushing forward with her arms swinging wildly. “Give me back my panties!!”
“JACKPOT!!” he shouts, swinging them overhead in a circle to mixed reactions. Most of the female Crimson Demons cringe away from him, while several of the males cheer.
“At least it wasn’t me this time.” you hear the thief Chris sigh out behind your shoulder, no doubt the victim of his thievery before. Which strikes you as ironic, unlike the wistful “Wish that were mine.” you hear from the weird crusader. What the hell is wrong with these people?

“Warning! Demon King’s army sighted!” what sounds like an automated voice suddenly calls out from overhead. “Estimated force size, two hundred thousand! All unoccupied mages, report to the southeast firing line!”
“Wait. That’s where the ceremony is set up!” one of the other Crimson Demons in the crowd shouts, you immediately blasting off into the air, turning towards the ceremony sight, and take off. There’s no way in hell you’re letting some self-proclaimed demon monarch ruin your son’s wedding! In a second you’ve left the town behind, flying over the wedding grounds and seeing a massive force approaching. And to your surprise, the grand majority of these demons feel at least stronger than your average Saibamen, but still no where close to yourself. This shouldn’t take long.

“There’s more of them this time.” Chilli says, your son coming to a stop beside you. He’s wearing black and silver robes, a black pointed hat similar to Megumin’s, and carrying his crystal-bladed scythe in his right hand. “But they still shouldn’t be an issue.”
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>>4814724
He snaps his left hand’s fingers, that cursed tome of his reappearing and turning his hand skeletal when he grabs it. The pages seemingly flip by themselves, stopping on one with words you can’t read, but gives you a feeling of unease to look upon. Knowing what that book is, and by what entity’s hand he received it, you can’t help but feel a little nervous. You don’t know much about magic, but channeling the primordial force of death itself can’t possibly be good for you.

“You don’t need to use that, do you?” you ask him, your son looking at you confused. “Can’t you do this with your own power, instead of relying on that thing’s?”

His eyes widen at this, looking from you to the book a moment as if just realizing something. He then turns back to you and smirks, snapping the book shut and it disappearing from between his fingers. Then your son turns from you, facing the encroaching horde and levels his left hand down at them.

“Brace yourself Dad, we’re probably still in range of this one.” he says, you unsure what exactly he’s going to be doing. But then he attacks, and shows you. “Dark Magic: Black Hole!”

A sphere of infinite darkness appears above the approaching horde, it’s effects immediately apparent. Thousands of the creatures directly below the sphere, which is no bigger around than your shoulders, are instantly sucked up into it. You feel yourself being pulled towards that void as well, but can easily resist it from this distance. This goes on for several seconds until a streak of blue light is fired up from somewhere in their masses, which is also sucked into that void. However, once that light is absorbed Chilli’s spell ends, vanishing almost as if it never were.

“Good call Dad, looks like they have their own mages with this group.” he says, lowering his slightly-trembling hand and clenching it, transforming into a Super Saiyan with a flash of golden light. “Let’s finish this.”

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 156 paused-

>>4814732
And that’s it for this weekend, enjoying the episode so far? Ready to see what other surprises are in store, as well as the wedding finally(hopefully) kicking off? Curious who the ki-less hooded figure is, and why you couldn’t sense them? All this and more, next time on Saiyan Conqueror Quest!

>>4814674
They do, kinda, but they don’t wear anything under the elastic-like suits. So technically the armor is “clothes” and the bodysuit is “underwear”.
>>4814662
Kazuma has a really, abnormally-good luck stat.

>>4814739
Quick question, can our current suit and jacket expand to fit us if we go Berserk right now?

>>4814581
Oh...oooooh yeah, he knows about stands, and he knows our daughter has one now.
>>4814739
I am waiting for Kazuma to slither his way into following us or Chilli around to get access to the wider universe. I tremble at the thought of Jewfish and him meeting.

>>4814753
Suit? Perhaps if done carefully enough, it is made of mostly the same material as your training suit after all. Jacket? Absolutely not, it wouldn’t even survive Super Saiyan.
>>4814769
Kazuma’s going to be very, VERY careful around her. Don’t forget, any Japanese media pre-BoG release basically he consumed. He could potentially know quite a lot about the universe, depending.
He already has his target planned, at least to leave this world behind.
>spoiler
Wouldn’t be that bad. Although, what would he wish for if given the chance?

>>4814799
....hmmm, an intelligent girlfriend? Goddess Re-Education program for Aqua? A house boat? Really if he just wishes the Demon Lord getting crushed, then deal with Aqua fucking things up for him, he's pretty much set himself up beyond the future utilities he needs.
Kazuma finds Space 4chan.
The Horror.

>>4814799
>Wouldn’t be that bad. Although, what would he wish for if given the chance?
Like if he had access to the Dragon Balls? I can think of a few things.
>a body that could adapt to any external stimuli
>a trip to Namek
>the ability to freely travel between the mortal and divine planes
>being able to learn any technique witnessed
>the ability to transfer one's soul to different vessels
>a Stand generating dagger
>a spacefaring vessel capable of FTL speeds
>a second chance back home

>>4814812
>>4814830
I meant what VOX would wish for, not Kazuma.

>>4814840
>I meant what VOX would wish for, not Kazuma.
Exclusive ownership rights to reality.

>>4814830
He's going to use the dragon balls to wish to be able to transport people back and forth between worlds at will. If the dragon can let him go one way than it could theoretically let him go both directions, maybe even go to random other worlds. Kazuma could accidentally be the catalyst that introduces Magic the Gather lore into the quest by unwittingly wishing to become a Planeswalker. I could see Ulamog or Kozilek being a reasonably scaled for our power level.

>>4814840
That....I can't imagine what he'd want.

>>4814856
That sounds great actually, our Magic Acquaintances can come see us, maybe even survive taking a walk on New Salda, try the cuisine, settle down in what could arguably be the safest place in Reality under a planet

>>4814866
under a planet* Karn watches over*

>>4814854
Only the Super dragon can grant that, as it can undo even Zeno’s actions.
>>4814859
Hard to say. Who knows what lies in that fishman’s heart.
>>4814856
>>4814866
Kazuma knows how broken MTG is. Although he wouldn’t know Bolas could be defeated and stripped of his power.
>>4814869
A rather notable distinction. However, problems have a way of following walkers. Namely in the form of OTHER walkers.

>>4815028
Then other Planeswalkers can die to a Real Dragon Lord. No one starts shit on Saiyan territory and lives to talk about it.

>>4815087
All fun and games until an Oldwalker shows up

>>4815092
Then they can become lunch as well if they start fucking with things. If they're just tourists then whatever, they gotta pay for attractions, or fuck off to walk the world for cheap. But a Saiyan builder is like an Amish man, they are getting what is owed if they want souvenirs. Wookies are first come first serve.

QM QUESTION

So I have two potentials for this week’s intermission, and I’m curious which you guys find more interesting. What’s currently happening on Dreadzone with Tanya, and the behind the scenes moves she’s making. Or the Three Idiots in Conton City, trying their best to overcome special Parallel Quests starring a certain reality we all enjoy. Let me know which you’d prefer to see first.

>>4815103
>Then they can become lunch as well if they start fucking with things
>(X) Doubt
Bolas went through all that effort of draining others’ Sparks all in an effort to reclaim his oldwalker power. A single Oldwalker could reshape any plane in their image, and duels between them could fracture reality itself.

>>4815193
Tanya. The idiots in Conton City are ones we'll see soon enough when they gatecrash.

>>4815193
Tanya, The Three Stooges can be filled with holes when they try to interrupt another wedding.

>>4815202
They may be training to one day face off against Karn. Remember, SKoT lost Ace. So that’s a major blow to her force projection capacity. She needs more people at the top levels ready to throw down.
>>4815241
>another wedding
~They~ haven’t interrupted one yet. That was Ace, and Trunks’ special team.

>>4815330
>they may be training to face off against karn
but why though, karn literally does not do anything other then fuck around, train and kick the asses of the idiots who harass his family and friends. he's probably the single most benevolent being SKOT has to deal with and all her karn related issues are essentially her own fault.

>>4815365
Because if they can beat Karn, who’s track record against the Time Patrol is better than anyone short of Mechikabura’s, then they’ve passed the hardest PQ tests she can throw at them

>>4815386
ok, i thought you ment shes specifically making them all train specifically for dealing with karn still, when karn hasn't done shit.

>>4815405
It doesn't really matter that we haven't made any moves against her on our own recently, her motivations that got her into this haven't changed. The only thing that's different is that she's picked up more and more grudges against us as this has gone on.

>>4815405
It's all fun and games until they reach "Godbreaker Karn" and they instantly die - twice - in the same run. Can you imagine how much it sucks to die two times simultaneously?

>>4815193
I want to see the three idiots

>>4815193
>the Three Idiots in Conton City
it's been a minute, and I want to see how badly everybody is panicking in Conton City.

>>4815193
>Three Idiots in Conton City
I know it’s been a minute since we’ve seen Tanya, but I’m in the mood for something different. Plus, I’ve always enjoyed seeing PQ’s involving Karn.

>>4815193
Gonna go with the idiots, because I personally don’t like Tanya

>>4815193
That's a tough call, but I'm going to go with Tanya.

>>4815405
>shes specifically making them all train specifically for dealing with karn still
Well, I mean, that is also not wrong. They’re facing Karns from different times in his life.
>>4815408
Ha
>>4815467
We’re getting both, this is more determining which is the intermission and which is epilogue for me.
>>4815469
The city’s mood is a lot darker
>>4815506
>PQ
Oh, there are a few insane ones. Especially the newest one, it’s rougher than Eternal Rivals.
>>4815609
Why?

>>4816208
Just not a big fan of the character. Businessman-turned-lesbian-Loli with a massive atheism boner isn’t my thing.

>>4816241
Hey fair enough. And honestly, that right there is the reason I’d started introducing so many side characters. If you don’t like one or two, or a dozen there are still a whole bunch of others out there.

Also new commissioned art reveal soon!

>>4816597
Did future Chaya do any of the PQs during her time in contom city?

>>4816866
Not any pertaining to her family, only generic ones and a few special others. But she did smash most of Ace’s records

>>4816208
>Oh, there are a few insane ones. Especially the newest one, it’s rougher than Eternal Rivals.

Have them fight Karn from the Multithread Battle Royal where Karn fought Blue Vegeta, Blue Ace, SS3 Trucks, Hyoka, That Majin Chick, and the Majin chick who absorbed Trunks and Hyoka.

>Can They Survive The Gauntlet?
Probably Not!

Also lel. I can't wait until we get Berserker 3 up. The PQs and Ace's Nightmares are gunna spike so hard.

>>4817189
>I can't wait until we get Berserker 3 up.
That’s for an Ultimate Finish

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Intermission’s going well so far. Weeeell, depends on which character(s) you mean. Halfway through the third post now, this one’s getting fun.

>>4818661
I am worried and scareroused. The Demon Army will either bow to our son or be annihilated.

>>4818669
>or be annihilated.
Well Chilli’s already eliminated thousands of them

Also also, credit to @SplicedPenguin for the amazing artwork going to be used for the first time in this coming intermission!! Go visit the artist’s twitter page if you want to see it sooner!

>>4818856
Damn, that's really good.

>>4818856
Great stuff!

>>4818787
He's our son, he was just being polite the first time. He'll become a monster unto them, a being of pure apathy as he slaughters them all, his cold blades running red with they're blood, kept from ruling because he needs to get home for dinner with his adorable wife that thaws his heart.
No spoilers.

>>4818866
>>4818873
Glad you all seemingly like it as much as I do.
>>4818875
I mean, he’s no Slayer. But Chilli isn’t to be underestimated. Especially if he’s having an episode.

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>tfw using Ultimate Battle theme once again
>tfw still the hypest fight track
There is a lot, and I mean a LOT you can criticize Super for. However, some of those osts are still amazing and haven’t personally been topped. Ultimate Battle, Final Death Match, Final Hope, etc. Sixth post in, this intermission is gonna be fun

>>4821074
Genuinely the only time I ever got hyped when watching Super was when Ultimate Battle kicked in for the first time.

>>4821074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoGHqqD7o3M is my personal favorite.

>>4821085
My first hype moment personally was the Kaio-Ken, that buildup and execution was excellent. Was also before I realized Goku doesn’t win a single important fight in Super himself.
>>4821391
A good sound for the right moments. And it didn’t get overused which is very important

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Rest in peace

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>>4822334
I saw that announcement in trash, it fucking hurts. We will never know the ending. Seeing Casca come back to her senses when Guts isn't around is all that's left. I just bought a car that is working in excellent condition. I hope my lucky break didn't cost him his life.

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>>4822472
I dunno, where the story happened to stop seems a pretty fitting end to it all for me. Guts again defies his new fate, and avoids becoming what others’ wanted of him. He saw what he could become if he abandons everything he now has for his vengeance, and the consequences of going though with it. Or he can abandon the Berserker path and armor and stay there, where time flows differently and live out his life helping Casca heal with friends by his side. The good guys don’t always “win” and defeat every ultimate evil in existence, our own world is proof enough of that. Finding your own happiness and little piece of heaven is often the best we can do for ourselves, unnoticed and untouched by the grander forces that be. Sometimes an open end is the best end, and letting your mind see the future it wants can inspire others to begin their own journeys instead of crushing their hopes and dreams.
Congrats on the car too

>>4822657
Its a 1989 Buick. Great condition. And I hate open ended stories like this because it means we will never see the true ending.

>>4822762
>never see the true ending.
But do you need to? I quit following MHA after All Might vs All For One, because All Might’s story is done. He retired after using the last of his power defeating his final opponent, and he’s the only character in that series I really liked. I don’t need to see what happens now, or how he’ll eventually die. We all die. Best to remember him how he was, a hero.


Also, intermission out hopefully shortly!

QM UPDATE

Okay, so unfortunately the intermission won’t be out tonight. Found out my little bro’s back stateside, and going to be picking him up from the airport tomorrow so have been planning that. With that said, as of right now episode 156 will not be continued this weekend. I’ll try and have this intermission polished and out sometime Saturday instead. Sorry for the late notice, but I try my best to let you guys know as soon as my own plans change.

>>4822334
I was afraid this would happen. I’ve been anticipating it for years, so it hasn’t hit as hard as it’s hit others. I can only hope that the assistants Miura trained to replicate his art style find an outline of the rest of the plot and pick it up.

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>>4823000
Used to joke about that back in my school days. Now it just feelsbadman

>>4824542
Jergal adds another hero to his annals. May he be reborn as an ultimate Stand.

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-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 156 Intermission-

AGE 858, CONTON CITY

“Whutisgoinon whutisgoinon whutisgoinon!” a Freeza race alien says to the other two patrollers here waiting here for him as he runs up. The taller of the two is a man built like Jiren and wearing the Pride Trooper uniform but with his face more round and orange with a pair of Ds painted on named Doto. And the other is a near-topless man wearing a straw hat on his head, golden necklace and armbands gleaming named Deion. Good, Deion, Dino(aka Rhyme), and Doto, they’re all here. You just hope this crazy plan works.
“Well well, look who finally decided to join us.” Doto says, arms crossed and glaring at the silver Freeza race man.
“Shut up! You’re the one who’s usually late!” Dino fires back immediately.
“Fellas please, calm down and fall in line behind the mvp.” Deion says, walking up to you. “And let’s see what we got on the menu today. Sup Trunks?”

You are Trunks: son of Bulma and Vegeta, Time Patroller and heir to the power over time, Super Saiyan God, and currently working overtime. Ever since Ace vanished the entirety of Conton City has been on high alert, expecting an attack from Mechikabura’s demonic forces any moment. And thanks to your partner’s disappearance, the Time Patrol has desperately been trying to elevate other members into the upper echelons of power to try and mitigate that void. And these three are one such team, dubbing themselves the “Three Idiots”. To your surprise they’ve made surprising progress over the past six months, and can even stand against the likes of Patrollers Goku and Vegeta in their Super Saiyan 4 forms. Perhaps they are ready for what they’re about to face.

“Thank you all for coming.” you say, trying to look at each of them in turn. “I know things haven’t been easy since Ace’s disappearance, but you three have been making extraordinary strides forward-“
“Man, we all know where he went.” Deion interrupts, shaking his head. “He went off after that Saiyan booty he been following around the last few months.”
“Y’know, you right.” Dino says, nodding along. “Find her, and you find him. Ezpz.”
“Well, if the Supreme Kai of Time could find either of them, they wouldn’t have had to bring in us.” Doto remarks, still striking an uncanny resemblance to Universe 11’s Jiren. “So, who’re we fighting today?”
“You three have been chosen to start a special training.” you say, gesturing to the small building beside the Time Nest proper. “Come with me, and I’ll show you.”

Walking over to the door you transform, crimson godly aura flaring as you place your hand against it. The door then seemingly melts away, and you begin walking down the staircase. The three follow close, muttering something about “dlc” or something as you take them down into the hidden area.

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>>4826008
“Man, this just got hype.” Doto says, looking around at the underground facility. He notices the time machine immediately, then the fact that you four aren’t alone. “Oh shiiiit, what is this?”
“Well well, looks like you guys passed the test.” Burcol, another Saiyan who’s ascended beyond Super Saiyan God says. “So these three are gonna try it next?”
“That’s the plan.” you say, to the trio’s confusion.
“Wait, what?” Deion asks.
“Yo, Burcol’s here?” Dino says, clearly excited. “Aight, this new mission already hype af.”

“You three have been chosen to try and take on an enemy none of you have seen before.” you say, activating the screen. It shows the battle on an alternate Earth, where Karn battled Hatchiyack and then the Time Patrol. They all watch as Karn gets blasted with energy from a Golden Freeza, who reverts back down as Karn then flips back up to his feet after being on the brink. Then without hesitation transforms into his Broly-like Berserker state, much to their surprise. “This, is Karn, Chaya’s father.”
“What the fuck is this Gohan-looking, Broly copying nigga gon do?” Deion says, arms crossing as they watch you from back then take your Super Saiyan 3 form, drawing your sword as he creates his. They watch the battle unfold, Karn bisecting you then killing Hyoka too in short order as you watch their reactions. “Oh shit!”
“Daaaa-haaaaaaaam!” Dino says, you glancing and seeing him in profile realize he really is built like a backslash. “Trunks you got wrecked!”
“Wow. That was a lot more brutal than I thought it was going to be.” Doto says. “Didn’t expect him to go for the kills like that, that man’s a savage.”

“He is one of the most notorious Time Breakers we’ve ever fought, but since we’ve never truly beaten him, his existence has been kept highly confidential.” you tell them. “To date, none of us have been able to beat him in actual battle. So that’s why you’re going to be sent to some very special Parallel Quests, and fight him at different points in his life so far and see how you stack up.”
“Tsk! Maaan, let me at him.” Deion says confidently. “I have Bower!”
“Yeah! Broly or not, he can’t beat all three of us.” Dino says. “C’mon Doto, we got this!”
“Let’s Go!” Doto says excitedly, the three clearly ready to try their hands at facing him.
“I’m sending you all into that battle.” you say, pressing another button and opening the larger-than-normal Time Machine, which has three seats for sending a full team in. “It’s a warzone in there, so stay alert.”
“Good luck.” Burcol says, then once it seals with a hiss adds quietly. “You’re gonna need it.”

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>>4826011
Turning from the time machine as it vanishes, you and Burcol return your attention to the giant screen on one wall. They arrive in a flash of light behind past you, capsuling the time machine before it could be seen and seemingly appearing in their fighting stances behind ‘you’.

“Heh. Looks like your boss saw how this fight went.” Karn says with a smirk, taking his fighting stance. “So she sent these guys to carry your corpse home.”
“Stay out of this.” past you says, charging right for Karn. He meets the charge, the two of you exchanging dozens of blows before both flipping back and away. Then the Three Idiots make their move.
“Can I get a schkaflanny?!” Deion shouts, aura flaring azure as he goes straight into Super Saiyan Blue and launches a flying kick at Karn’s chest. Karn sees it coming, crossing his arms and blocking the heavy blow. The impact drives him back a few dozen feet before sliding to a stop, and trying to go for a retaliatory strike. But Deion backflips away, and just as he does Golden Dino fires his Emperor’s Death Beam.
“Gotcha!!” Dino roars, the first beam striking Karn square in the chest.

“Gah!?” Karn exhales, the shining beam piercing right through his armor.
“Hold all this!” Rhyme shouts, firing beam after beam in a tremendous assault. Karn is ragdolled around, each hit twisting his body around in different directions. Dino burns through a ton of energy rapidly, clearly holding Karn on the ropes when suddenly the Saiyan roars.
“BARRIER!” Karn bellows, emerald sphere forming around him. Rhyme’s barrages of beams are stopped by the shield, the golden Freeza race abandoning the attack.
“LET’S GOOOO!!” Doto shouts, dashing in through the energy shield and swinging a hard right at Karn’s head. But he’s ready, deflecting the punch aside with his left forearm while gathering ki into his right. And before Doto can react fully Karn swings his ki-clad right, Ki Punch exploding right in Doto’s orange face and denting him flying. “Oooooff!!”
“DOTO!!” Dino shouts out alarmed as their largest party member is blasted away past all of them. “YOO!? Did he just one shot Doto?!!”

“Man get the fuck out mah way!” Deion shouts, blue aura surging as he leaps back towards Karn and closes the distance in a second. “I will show you the true Bower! Of deez nutz!”

And as he taunts Karn he leaves an Afterimage behind, just inside the larger Saiyan’s range as Rhyme bursts out laughing mid-fight. Karn takes the bait, swinging for the illusion’s throat, but his fist passes right through the image. You see Deion behind Karn, both fists pulled back, and before Karn can react slam them both down onto his head simultaneously.

“Shaaaashasha!” he shouts, slamming Karn down so hard he bounces. And then the real punishment begins.

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>>4826012
Karn, stunned from the blow is unable to react as Deion begins laying into him with a vicious combination of punches and kicks. For several seconds he keeps up the pressure, ending it with a powerful kick that launches him towards Rhyme. Who’s been charging his ki, readying himself for this moment.

“Prominence! FLASH!!” Dino roars, voice cracking a bit as he fires forth a massive wave of blazing energy. Karn gets caught by the attack, Deion vanishing as he dashes back over by Rhyme. Then after a dozen moments Rhyme’s attack ends, the fiery energy burning out and revealing the aftermath. And, somehow, Karn’s STILL standing! Bleeding, burised, but still standing defiantly before them. Rhyme mistakenly pulls his attention from Karn, turning to his ally to say, “Bruh! He’s not down?!”

In that moment Karn attacks, dashing at Rhyme and swinging for his head. But in that moment Doto reappears between them!

“Try something.” Doto says, Karn’s fist striking the outstretched hand. Immediately the energy wrapped around it snaps forward, trapping Karn in a reverse-barrier as the orange man gathers a ball of ki in his left and presses it to Karn. The blast detonates, launching the Berserker Saiyan flying. “Let’s goooooo!”
“Doto!” the other two both shout excitedly as Karn crashes to the ground. And doesn’t immediately get back up.
“This man really tried something.” Doto says, crossing his arms in a very Jiren-esque pose. Then before they can finish the job, the Towa he works with appears, spear in hand and with backup.

“Karn!” Meloka shouts, immediately going to her husband’s side.
“Yoo, mini Saiyan.” Rhyme says to his compatriots. “Bet that’s gonna end up being his other kid or something.”
“Actually, that would be his wife.” the Towa replies, much to the trio’s shock as she levels the god-slaying spear at them. “And, I can assure you through personal experience, the more dangerous of the two.”
“Bitch, I’ll show you danger!” Deion replies, pulling back his hands as he charges an all-too-familiar attack then unleashes it with a roar of “Kamehame! RRRAAAAAAAA!!”
“Useless.” Towa remarks, swinging the cursed spear’s blade down and cutting the beam it two! Both halves of the beam split around her like a parting sea, Towa shielding the two Saiyans.
“Towa protecting her minions?” Dino asks, scoffing. “Please, that’s not in character.”
“You think I’m protecting them?” Towa asks as Deion’s beam ends, revealing both Meloka and Karn standing. “I was just buying time for that Senzu to take effect. Good luck.”

And then she vanishes, leaving Dino, Doto, and Deion facing a restored Karn and a seemingly-fresh Meloka. You’d sent them in there when he was fighting on his last legs, after battling several other Patrollers. This could go really poorly!

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>>4826015
“You bastards just keep coming.” Karn says in his base form, ground trembling beneath his feet as he clenches his fists. “But I won’t lose! GRRRRRYAAAAAAAA!!”

As he roars his body seemingly explodes, tearing itself apart as he bulks back up into his Berserker form. But he doesn’t stop there, from how strong his aura and how sharp his hair is spiking up, plus the emerald lightning dancing around his body show he’s not your average Berserker anymore, and Ascended to a level beyond. Meanwhile Meloka also transforms, going from a Super Saiyan to Super Saiyan 3 in a flash. Her golden aura surges up as well, both Super Saiyans maxing out at their current transformation limits. But they don’t stop there, demonic auras flaring wildly as both transform into their Supervillain states. This is bad.

“If you want to die so badly....” Karn says, the duo taking their fighting stances. “Bring it.”
“Oh shit, we got ourselves a duo.” Deion says, planting his feet and clenching his fists. You watch as the other two do the same, blue, crimson, and golden auras all flaring as they max out their powers. They’re gonna need everything they’ve got to win this.
“Think they can do it?” Burcol asks, you watching the screen unsure. Strictly by the math, Karn and Meloka can’t compete with the Three Idiots. However, by that reasoning you should have beaten him with Super Saiyan 3. Hell, Ace SHOULD have beaten him with his Blue Kaio-Ken attacks back then, but somehow Karn still manages to get back up long after most would lose consciousness or surrender. It’s the number one thing you’ve come to respect him for over the years. No matter what, Karn will not give up while he can still fight back. They’re in for a rough time. “Or should we pull them out of there?”

“No.” you say after several seconds of silence. “They need this.”
“They need getting absolutely BODIED?” Burcol asks you, a bit incredulous. “Why?”
“They have to learn exactly what kind of threats they’re up against now.” you say, remembering the painful and often fatal beatings Karn gave you. Were it not for Senzu beans, and the Supreme Kai of Time undoing time to heal you, you would have been dead after almost every encounter with him. “They need to see first hand just what a threat Karn is, and be ready before actually facing him.”
“Well, we do have the Dragonballs ready.” Burcol says, the two of you watching the fight unfold. “We’re probably gonna need them.”
“Come on.” you mutter under your breath, as the five begin moving. “Do your best.”

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>>4826016
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lHVqoiG0CUU
(DBS Ultimate Battle ost)

“Let’s GOOO!!” Doto shouts, the Three Idiots rushing in as one towards Karn and Meloka. Karn raises his left hand, and fires a Scatter Beam right for Doto. Who stops, activating his devastating signature counter by raising his right hand shielded in ki with a shout of “Try Something!”

The beams connect with the counter, Doto instantly closing the distance between himself and Karn. But Meloka was ready for him, flipping over her man’s left shoulder, Ki Blades swinging so fast she could be mistaken for a blender.

“HRRYAAAAA!!” she roars, right blade slashing from the man’s right temple to the left side of his jaw. Before Doto can even flinch her spin continues, second blade cutting further back along his head. Her flipping carries her past the large, but not as big as her husband man, slashing him more than a dozen times as her final cut goes up Doto’s back from his left hip to right shoulder, blood spraying everywhere.
“AaaaAAAAAAA!! Help! HELP!!” Doto shouts in agony, just as Karn’s right uppercut connects squarely with his chin and launches him skyward. “Ooooof!!”
“DOTO!” both shout, Rhyme switching directions and strafing while firing finger beams at Meloka as Deion simply stops. Then suddenly the Super Saiyan Blue warrior is behind Karn, punching him square in the back.

“I’m over here stupid!” Deion shouts, and in rapid succession lands another blow to his back, seemingly teleports in front and lands one on his chin, then another in the back all almost simultaneously which sends him flying forward, to which Deion follows up by appearing a short distance past Karn, several hits all registering simultaneously with flashes of purple. As a student of Hit, Deion’s Time Skip is just as devastating as it’s progenitor’s. “Shhhaaaashasha!”

Meanwhile Meloka is blocking beams with her blades, intercepting and deflecting them as she tries closing the gap.

“Deion! Doto! Are you guys seeing this?” he shouts, leaping back and away as Meloka gets close enough to swipe for his neck with a backhanded left. She snarls as Rhyme evades her, swinging both blades back and forth to send a barrage of the Goku Black-like golden ki needles at him. But he evades these as well, sidestepping so fast he seemingly seems to vanish mid-movement. “Whutisgoin whutisgoin whutisgoin whutisgoin.”

“Gaaaah?!” Karn shouts in startled disbelief as he’s knocked into the air, this iteration of your nightmare having little experience against the assassin of Universe 6’s signature technique. Flipping back once to recover, Karn gathers his ki and fires a right then left Scattershot down at his enemy. “HRAAAA HAAAAA!!”

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>>4826019
“Whutisgoin whutisgoin whutisgoin!” Deion taunts as well, sidestepping and vanishing in similar fashion to Dino. You have to give them credit, their evasive skills are pretty phenomenal. You just hope they can keep it up long enough to take the dangerous duo down. “I’m behind you! Yee-FUCK!”
“That won’t work.” Karn says, his elbow planted painfully in Deion’s ribs while gathering a massive amount of ki into his right hand. But before he can use it, Doto saves Deion.
“Mixups!” Doto shouts, dropping a double flying kick square into Karn’s chest. The orange-face’d man’s attack kicks Karn down to the ground, Doto landing atop him before flipping back then sweeping his left hand in a backhand so powerful it causes an explosion in the Karn-made crater. Karn is blasted out of the hole, Doto gathering a tremendous amount of ki into his right fist. Before Karn can recover he swings, shouting “I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS!!”

The force of Doto’s punch is so tremendous it creates a powerful explosion, both fighters disappearing inside it. And once the blast clears, you see Karn’s actually down!

“Yo Doto, I think the curse has been lifted.” Deion says to his friend, both laughing a moment before they see it. Karn’s not done yet! He rises back to his feet, a murderous glare in his eyes. “What the fuck? How is he still standing?”
“Not yet.” Karn says, rising up to his full height. “I’m not done yet!”

“Haaaa!!” Meloka shouts, firing a ball of ki larger than she is tall from both hands at Rhyme. Who again sidesteps the attack, but out of the corner of his eye sees it change direction towards him.
“Oh shit!” Rhyme shouts, twisting and catching the powerful attack with both hands. He struggles against it for several seconds, then triumphantly tosses the solid orb skyward. “Geeeet the fuck outta here!”
“SKY CANNON!” Meloka roars, the orb firing a powerful beam down at the Freeza race. He doesn’t even see it coming before the beam impacts, smashing him down into the dirt before he even knew what hit him. For several seconds the beam punishes his inattention, and when it finally ends Rhyme leaps out of the crater, pissed.
“Cheap! That was cheap!” he shouts, gathering his own ki into his hands. Then looks around confused, as Meloka seemingly vanished. “Huuh? Where’s she go?”

“Behind you.” Meloka says threatening, as she drives her left elbow forcefully right into the base of Rhyme’s spine. The attack clearly stuns him, Meloka grabbing his tail and spinning twice before pitching him at his allies.
“Oh shit, Rhyme’s back.” Deion says, the two of them catching their fuming ally. “Man you okay?”
“Let me back in there! That was cheap!” he shouts, then realizes what Meloka has done.

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>>4826025
Immediately after tossing your fellow Time Patroller she fired off a pair of her Scattershots, except instead of hitting the trio they all stop, forming a Hellzone Grenade. But she isn’t done there, the moment the trio see what’s happening she finishes her technique by firing a single beam from a fingertip.

“Hellzone Prison!” she shouts; the beam splitting off each orb and forming a nigh-impenetrable trap. The three look around, realizing they’ve been caught in her deadly web.
“Oh great, now what?” Doto asks. And, unfortunately for the three of them, they get their answer. Karn charges, Meloka opening a hole for him right as he reaches the prison himself. And with no room to evade, the Three Idiots all get caught in his massive-armed bear hug. “Mhmmm?! No way, not a happy birthday!
“Woah! He grabbed all three of us?!” Rhyme says, shocked. “How?! That’s bullshit!”
“This ends now!” Karn roars, emerald energy exploding out of him as he unleashes a triple-Grinder. “HRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”

Karn’s energy explodes out, forming an explosion of similar scale to Dragon Force’s Nova from earlier in the battle. Your view on the screen is nothing but white for more than a dozen seconds, as Karn unloads on them. After a while the blast ends, you seeing Karn standing alone in a crater above the broken bodies of the Three Idiots, chest heaving. He then drops to a knee while he also loses both transformations, clearly worn down. They weakened him, but Karn and Meloka are clearly too much for them as they are. You then send Burcol in, who gathers the three of them and gets the hell out of there. After a moment the four of them then return, you feeding each of the now-crippled fighters a Senzu bean.

“D-Dammit! That was such bullshit!” Rhyme says, rising to his feet first. “A triple happy birthday grab?”
“But you gotta admit, that was sick.” Doto says, seemingly completely unphased by the loss. In fact, all three don’t seem the least bit perturbed by the loss nor having their bodies broken by Karn.
“C’mon let me back in there.” Deion says, confidence in his voice. “I’ll beat than man ass!”
“Yooo, you got confidaance?” Doto asks, the three seemingly ready to go again.
“That’s it, we just need to have some confidaaance.” Rhyme says, the trio turning to you. “Trunks, send us back! We’re gonna go again!”
“Wait, you-you’re serious?” you ask them, shocked. “You want to go fight him again?”
“Of course.” Doto says, the Three Idiots all standing confidently. “What do you say boys, another round?”
“Man, easy schmoney.” Deion says, Rhyme raising his arm and “wooo”ing. As he does you can’t help but notice even his arm’s built like a backslash. “We ain’t gon quit!”

Perhaps these guys really are the ones you’ve been waiting for.

-Saiyan Conqueror Quest 156 Intermission End-

Of course the Time Thots best hope are a trio of powerful fucking idiots who are to stupid thinking this is just a game to be bothered by their bodies being broken or killed.

>>4824634
Just hope he gets his rest. Man’s earned it.
>>4826089
The three are willing to keep trying, time and again. Which is more than can be said for Trunks at this point

>>4826160
>Trunks- I....am a badass now
>Karn- You say sumthin?

>>4826277
Ha. More of a “I CAN’T beat this guy, maybe it’s some sort of inherent disadvantage? Maybe others can do better than me?”

>>4826335
Ah yes, the perpetual excuses of a Biiiitch.

>>4826028
>Triple Grinder
>In Hellzone Cage
Poor dumbassess.

>>4826028
Oh...oh god, Trunks learned the power of, [USEFUL IDIOTS], this is bad.

>>4826347
Ha
>>4826556
They learned exactly what sort of threat Karn can be. However, who knows? After endless practice, they may actually develop a counter strategy to take down Karn.
>>4826565
Yes, the most useful ability. Don’t do the dirty work yourself, and have others do it for you. He’s becoming more and more like the Kai herself

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>>4826672
Let it be known, that's a severely outdated Karn, minus some friends and family to boot.
Let's see how they like Artorias' Great sword and Golden Cell thrown into the mix, plus some UNLIMITED POWAAAAAHHHHHH!
Seriously, I wanna work on mastering Force Lightning just so these goons can feel some proper pain.

>>4826672
If Trunks starts turning Pink, we don't even kill him, just break his cock and balls. Fucking destroy his ability to get it up for his girlfriend.

>>4826744
>Ayo does his super saiyan two look a bit more sparky than usual?
>ZAP

>>4826819
>AAAAAAHHHHHHH SHIIIT, HE BE ROLLAN WIT DA SPACE WIZADS NIGGUH!
A group of idiots, probably.

>>4826744
That is an episode 100 Karn, and the one they test hopefuls on. That said, it hasn’t even been two years ago since that happened in-quest.
It’s possible
>>4826789
>>4826819
Ha
>>4826853
Well potentially

>>4826875
>That said, it hasn’t even been two years ago since that happened in-quest
And what an eventful two years it was.
Since that battle occured, Karn has done quite a lot.
>more than quadrupled his base powerlevel
>gained a Divine Stand
>claimed an extremely powerful magic sword
>further refined his mastery of Djem-So
>dabbled in using precognition and other Dark Side techniques
>only got better and better at reacting to hidden threats via Danger-Sense
>gained a tentative ally in Ace
Not to mention Chilli would definitely back us up just like last time, and he's only gotten deadlier as a combatant as time has gone on.

>>4826989
Plus we unlocked Legendary Super Saiyan 3. We still can't use it at will but the fact that we've done it once means we can do it again with enough energy.

>>4826989
Everyone has gotten deadlier. Karn, Meloka, Freeza, Chilli, everyone.
>>4826995
True

>>4827065
‘Trunks, what do you mean Karn has an army? He can’t even time tr— Oh dear Zeno. Why haven’t we purged this timeline yet?’>>4827065

>>4827143
You replied to the same post twice...

>>4827158
Phoneposting sucks. I don’t know how GD manages it constantly.

>>4827218
He is a god of farm boys among children.

>>4827143
Ha. He made his own army. And not in the ways Aku/Arctus would.
>>4827218
Started out as a “this is the only way to do it”, and now been doing it so long it just comes naturally.
>>4827232
Ha

>>4827297
I'd say we got something even better than an army.
A family.
It just so happens that said family is filled with fighters and killers top-to-bottom.

>>4827364
I didn’t just mean our family, though. You know guys like the Ginyus, Bardock’s clan, Vegeta and Nappa would happily fight to the death alongside us for any cause we thought was worth such a thing.

>>4827829
Freeza is basically family as well at this point.

>>4828193
Yes, but Freeza is a cheat answer because he literally has his own empire and army.

>>4828305
Freeza is the army.

>>4827364
But you’re not the Zoldycks
>>4827829
>>4828193
>>4828305
>>4828344
You do have enough personal relations that they’re basically a small army, including your students

>>4828412
Why do I have a feeling that the dumb trio somehow manages to kill Tatsu in one of the PQ which causes Karn to become even angrier than what he normally is when dealing with those fucks. Meanwhile Trunks actually wets himself from seeing the end result.

>>4828684
It really is a coin toss for how many timelines the dumbasses fuck with creating monsters of Karn or Meloka. His family and friends swearing blood oaths that will push them beyond the limits he would have reached.

>>4828684
>Tatsu
Karn’s Lineage is one hell of a grindy PQ. Final ‘match’ is Players vs Final Form Karn, Blue Evolution Meloka, and Golden Freeza. Then Apex Future Chaya, and another soon-to-be-announced fighter break in as well, so stay tuned for Intermission PtII, Electric Boogaloo!
>>4828807
PQs are basically pocket timelines, severed remains of fixed altered timelines kept around to train the Time Patrol on. Changing what happens in one doesn’t change that universe at all.

>>4828985
So the consequences of they're actions will never show and bite them in the ass, though....is that kinda what Pinky did to Trunk's timeline when he lives, do they move only when the disappointment is around?

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>>4828993
No, his timeline still exists. But his timeline is the one Cell came from in Z, after ambushing and killing Trunks. PQs are seperate from the timelines, they’re the leftovers after a timeline is fixed, shards of time that don’t belong anywhen. Their existence is only possible due to the Supreme Kai of Time saving them, so her Time Patrol can battle and grow stronger.

>>4828993
>they idiots manage to kill most of the karn clan
>karn and his youngest escape
>skot deletes timeline
>karn and child had managed to snag time rings once they found out they existed from black
On a scale of one to fifty how fucked is the time nest?

>>4829079
Yes, especially if its Chilli, though I have to wonder, if its time just right, what are the chances of Caulifla being reborn in the middle of a Time Erasure? What happens to her, is she just stuck in a void until she gets called by Best Moon Boy?

>>4829074
>Potentially infinite number of unknowing hostages
>Pink Bitch doesn't even think of it
Kill...KILLKILLKILLKILLKILL

>>4829079
They wouldn’t be sent in expressly to kill him in his own time like Terminator. However, if Karn and Jr escape via rings, Mechikabura would be the one to take them. Imagine how powerful Karn Jr could become without all the living life that could potentially hold him back.
>>4829088
What happens to anyone else. She’s still in the timeline itself, Triumph doesn’t allow time travel. It isn’t THAT powerful. Also, he said youngest. That’s Karn Jr. Imagine
>>4829091
They’re pocket time dimensions, not connected to anything. Absolute worst case scenario is SKoT simply erases what’s left with a literal snap of her fingers, removing everyone from then in an instant. She’s very careful about maintaining her control

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>>4829143
A terminator crossover would be so fucking funny in this quest
>"Karn. Come with me if you want to live."
>Karn atomizes a mysterious pile of crawling silver goo nearby
>"Never mind."