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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part (...) 08/10/21(Tue)11:46:37 No.4952419

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Skeleton Island Thing 2, Part 25 Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)11:46:37 No.4952419 Archived

OH SHIT NIGGA, you are SHOTASNIFFER. Eldest daughter of the skeleton villain LOLISNIFFER. After a long and arduous succesion war against your siblings, you now claim ownership of your family's island, as the leader of the UNITED SHOTA SNIFFING REPULIC.

Due to a series of shenanigans and misunderstandings, you found yourself accidentally saving the day multiple times. To the point that the Hero Association mistook you for an actual super hero! And THEN your ancient evil grandma threatens to plunge the entire world into darkness. Now you and your family must now take her down! On the moon!

Anonymous (ID: 6O/bscVu)
08/10/21(Tue)11:48:57 No.4952429

Anonymous (ID: 6O/bscVu) 08/10/21(Tue)11:48:57 No.4952429

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4952419
Observe the situation.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)11:49:39 No.4952430

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)11:49:39 No.4952430

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4952419
>>4952429
You wish you weren't here right now.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)11:57:36 No.4952439

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)11:57:36 No.4952439

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>>4952430
Could totally be back at home. And enjoy an extra day of vacation right now. But this is your cross to bear.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)11:59:14 No.4952440

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)11:59:14 No.4952440

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4952439
ok, so literally everyone is fighting grandma at this point

Anonymous (ID: 6O/bscVu)
08/10/21(Tue)12:00:21 No.4952443

Anonymous (ID: 6O/bscVu) 08/10/21(Tue)12:00:21 No.4952443

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4952439
Just get Lilly to take your place and sneak off.

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)12:00:50 No.4952444

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)12:00:50 No.4952444

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4952439
"Lily, put me down. Being carried into battle is undiginfying."

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)12:01:59 No.4952446

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)12:01:59 No.4952446

>>4952444
>Being carried into battle is undiginfying
depends on how you're being carried

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)12:02:40 No.4952447

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>>4952443

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)12:03:44 No.4952448

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)12:03:44 No.4952448

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4952447
>>4952440

Anonymous (ID: 6O/bscVu)
08/10/21(Tue)12:05:27 No.4952451

Anonymous (ID: 6O/bscVu) 08/10/21(Tue)12:05:27 No.4952451

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4952447
We deserve another break.

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)12:08:46 No.4952454

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)12:08:46 No.4952454

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4952447
>>4952451
If we don't stop Grandma there will be no places to take breaks in. Suck it up and get it done.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)12:15:06 No.4952456

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)12:15:06 No.4952456

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>>4952451
Poor choice of words

The day dream is ruined

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)12:16:59 No.4952458

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)12:16:59 No.4952458

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4952456
sis are you imagining little boys again

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)12:23:55 No.4952466

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)12:23:55 No.4952466

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>>4952458
Lilly has asked about your daydreaming habits, how do you respond

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)12:25:56 No.4952467

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)12:25:56 No.4952467

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4952466
no, just daydreaming about how we should all be anywhere but here right now

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)12:29:48 No.4952470

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)12:29:48 No.4952470

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>>4952467
"Hah, what a baby"

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)12:30:43 No.4952471

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)12:30:43 No.4952471

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4952470
"I, I live among the creatures of the night
I haven't got the will to try and fight
Against a new tomorrow
So I guess I'll just believe it
That tomorrow never comes"

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)12:30:48 No.4952472

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)12:30:48 No.4952472

>>4952470
Nou. Can you put me down now?

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)12:32:02 No.4952473

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)12:32:02 No.4952473

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4952470
>>4952472
Fucking dice.

dice+1d100 (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)12:32:52 No.4952476

dice+1d100 (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)12:32:52 No.4952476

>>4952470
Remind me to say that to you next time you try to run away from the pretty princess dress up contest

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)12:35:47 No.4952478

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)12:35:47 No.4952478

>>4952472
>>4952476
Epic dice rolling skills guys

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)12:37:10 No.4952480

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>>4952471
This thread is now DMCA'd by the Warner Music Group

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)12:38:51 No.4952482

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)12:38:51 No.4952482

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>>4952478
We're special.

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)12:38:59 No.4952483

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)12:38:59 No.4952483

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4952480
LOL

Have Other Betty "persuade" the executives to allow under Fair Use

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)12:42:10 No.4952485

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)12:42:10 No.4952485

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4952480
The moon is not under the jurisdiction of Hollywood, their DMCA has no power hete.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)12:43:11 No.4952487

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)12:43:11 No.4952487

>>4952478
>>4952482
Remember to play on train tracks

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)13:03:18 No.4952502

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>>4952483
After what is assuredly not extremely violence. The OP of this episode is now a Shotasniffer cover of the worldwide multi-format hit, "Self Control" as covered by Laura Branigan in 1984

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)13:08:50 No.4952508

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)13:08:50 No.4952508

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4952502
Damn, we look fine

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)13:10:13 No.4952512

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>>4952508
Aaaand there goes the budget

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)13:11:31 No.4952514

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)13:11:31 No.4952514

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4952512
how about the budget for the fight against Grandma?

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)13:14:11 No.4952517

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)13:14:11 No.4952517

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4952512
Crowdfund the continuation of the series on SkeletonGoGo!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)13:23:18 No.4952525

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)13:23:18 No.4952525

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>>4952517

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)13:24:00 No.4952526

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)13:24:00 No.4952526

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4952525
Have Lilly yeet us by throwing us FIST first into Grandma.

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)13:28:54 No.4952529

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)13:28:54 No.4952529

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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4952525
Humor/10

>>4952526
Being yeeted by Lily is a most honorable way of starting combat.

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)13:30:40 No.4952532

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)13:30:40 No.4952532

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4952525
Have a "mysterious" benefactor give the funds after a certain set of circumstances.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)13:33:33 No.4952537

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)13:33:33 No.4952537

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Rolled 2809 (1d3000)

>>4952526
>>4952529
>>4952532
Anyway Roll 2d1200

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)13:34:00 No.4952538

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)13:34:00 No.4952538

Rolled 693, 17 = 710 (2d1200)

>>4952537
nigga that's an autoloss

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)13:35:53 No.4952540

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)13:35:53 No.4952540

Rolled 467, 143 = 610 (2d1200)

>>4952537
Using your loaded dice again, I see.

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)13:37:14 No.4952543

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)13:37:14 No.4952543

Rolled 803, 565 = 1368 (2d1200)

>>4952537
We're fucking donezo, bois. It's over.

Anonymous (ID: NaiazAb6)
08/10/21(Tue)13:37:52 No.4952546

Anonymous (ID: NaiazAb6) 08/10/21(Tue)13:37:52 No.4952546

>>4952537

Uraah!!!

Anonymous (ID: NaiazAb6)
08/10/21(Tue)13:39:01 No.4952549

Anonymous (ID: NaiazAb6) 08/10/21(Tue)13:39:01 No.4952549

Rolled 1154, 626 = 1780 (2d1200)

>>4952546

Proper Rolling...

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)13:45:25 No.4952555

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>>4952549
>>4952543
>>4952540
>>4952538

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)13:47:21 No.4952557

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)13:47:21 No.4952557

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4952555
Backhanded bitch slap from Grandma.

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)13:48:16 No.4952558

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)13:48:16 No.4952558

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4952555
"Uhh... Just kidding."

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)13:52:40 No.4952561

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)13:52:40 No.4952561

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Rolled 2887 (1d3000)

>>4952557
Roll 2d1200

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)13:54:48 No.4952564

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)13:54:48 No.4952564

Rolled 276, 510 = 786 (2d1200)

>>4952561
We're dead, no bones about it.

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)13:58:19 No.4952566

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)13:58:19 No.4952566

Rolled 1104, 331 = 1435 (2d1200)

>>4952561
>>4952564

LMAO
Should have took Quattro's training more seriously.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)13:59:11 No.4952568

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)13:59:11 No.4952568

Rolled 706, 1183 = 1889 (2d1200)

>>4952561
damn, where's our family when we need them

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)14:03:15 No.4952571

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>>4952566

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)14:03:58 No.4952572

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)14:03:58 No.4952572

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4952571
EVERY ONE OF YOUR SIBLINGS GET ANGRY BY SEEING THAT

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)14:08:15 No.4952573

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)14:08:15 No.4952573

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4952571
Jeanne unlocks her hidden potential, doing a Sailor Moon transformation from her bathing suit into an even skimpier outfit.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)14:14:07 No.4952576

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>>4952572

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)14:26:54 No.4952593

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)14:26:54 No.4952593

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4952576
>>4952573

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)14:27:29 No.4952595

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)14:27:29 No.4952595

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4952576
They still lose to Grandma even when powered by anger.

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)14:31:28 No.4952604

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)14:31:28 No.4952604

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4952595
this but the opposite happens

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)14:41:44 No.4952616

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>>4952595
The captcha is breaking my baaaallls

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)14:44:47 No.4952619

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)14:44:47 No.4952619

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4952616
YOU WILL NOT DENY ME!

>>4952573
JEANNE UNLOCKS HER HIDDEN POTENTIAL AND DOES A SAILOR MOON TRANSFORMATION AFTER WITNESSING THIS DEVASTATION

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: qz+cbB7L)
08/10/21(Tue)14:48:25 No.4952626

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: qz+cbB7L) 08/10/21(Tue)14:48:25 No.4952626

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4952616
Quick, we need to make our siblings AMGERY
"GRANDMA'S A VEGAN, SHE HATES ANIME, uhh, SHE NEVER LIKED YOU, AND SHE HATES ALCOHOL"

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)14:48:27 No.4952627

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)14:48:27 No.4952627

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4952619
+1, in the name of the moon, she will punish you!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)14:53:17 No.4952631

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>>4952619
oh no suddenly op fell down the stairs

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)14:56:37 No.4952636

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)14:56:37 No.4952636

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4952631
I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO
I TOLD YOU DOG

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)14:56:38 No.4952637

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)14:56:38 No.4952637

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4952631
Are you OK, OP? You didn't drop your nuggies on the floor after that nasty fall, did you?

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)14:58:27 No.4952639

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)14:58:27 No.4952639

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4952631
im tired of OP's shenanigans, he WILL deliver sigma anons magic girl request

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)15:03:42 No.4952648

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>>4952637
Before OP can check, the fall caused OP to roll into the pins and get a strike!

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)15:05:35 No.4952650

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)15:05:35 No.4952650

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4952648
Here comes a turkey to give you a trophy.

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)15:06:52 No.4952652

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)15:06:52 No.4952652

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4952648
but can he roll a perfect game?

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)15:07:59 No.4952656

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)15:07:59 No.4952656

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4952648
At least something good came of it. OP gets a trophy from scantily clad shadow girls for his excellent strike.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)15:11:04 No.4952662

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>>4952652

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)15:13:25 No.4952666

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)15:13:25 No.4952666

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4952662
ok, back to the hefty skeleton PLOT

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)15:14:28 No.4952668

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)15:14:28 No.4952668

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4952662
OP spends some time improving his bowling game as we pan back to the ongoing fight on the moon.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)15:24:20 No.4952677

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>>4952666

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)15:28:22 No.4952681

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)15:28:22 No.4952681

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4952677
Everyone stops and stares straight at the Fourth Wall

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)15:30:31 No.4952684

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)15:30:31 No.4952684

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4952677
In a shocking twist, Anons are playing as Grandma for one post. After she smacks a bitch, of course.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)15:36:31 No.4952688

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>>4952684
GASP!

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)15:38:42 No.4952690

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)15:38:42 No.4952690

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4952688
Just this one post.
Meanwhile, Shotasniffer devises a plan to take out Grandma.

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)15:39:38 No.4952691

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)15:39:38 No.4952691

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4952688
Commit war crimes.

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)15:43:37 No.4952695

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)15:43:37 No.4952695

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4952688
Get our googly-eyes checked out. Something ain't right.

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)15:45:11 No.4952696

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)15:45:11 No.4952696

>>4952695
>>4952688
Shit, nevermind. It's a bird/devil shadow.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)15:47:45 No.4952700

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)15:47:45 No.4952700

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>>4952690
Aight boss, what's the plan?

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)15:49:47 No.4952704

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)15:49:47 No.4952704

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4952700
Is Dad awake now? Let's ask him what he did last time to seal Grandma away.

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)15:56:37 No.4952709

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)15:56:37 No.4952709

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4952700
Challenge Grandma to a Karaoke contest to decide the fate of the world. No magic shenanigans, best of seven. Internationally broadcasted and call in votes to determine winners. Sell ad space for this historic event and make billions.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)15:57:28 No.4952711

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)15:57:28 No.4952711

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4952704
Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)15:58:04 No.4952713

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)15:58:04 No.4952713

Rolled 24, 57 = 81 (2d100)

>>4952711
heh

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)15:58:35 No.4952714

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)15:58:35 No.4952714

>>4952711
>>4952713
nice roll

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6)
08/10/21(Tue)15:58:50 No.4952715

Anonymous (ID: CPQwNXl6) 08/10/21(Tue)15:58:50 No.4952715

Rolled 35, 45 = 80 (2d100)

>>4952711

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)16:00:17 No.4952719

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)16:00:17 No.4952719

Rolled 47, 63 = 110 (2d100)

>>4952711

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)16:08:29 No.4952724

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)16:08:29 No.4952724

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>>4952719
>>4952715
>>4952713
You have a feeling Dad may be conscious again. Maybe your family can distract grandma enough for you to get to him

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)16:11:28 No.4952725

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)16:11:28 No.4952725

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4952724
yes, send wave after wave of your own men while you get to dad

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)16:12:40 No.4952726

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)16:12:40 No.4952726

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4952724
Them and the sudden stream of reinforcements who came to unite to get her as one to fight off the threat to all of existence.
Because, well, threat to all of existence.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)16:23:09 No.4952734

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)16:23:09 No.4952734

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>>4952726
Having regained consciousness, Dad dragged himself to behind a boulder to get his bearings. It was then that he noticed the sudden arrival of multiple heroes

"COME! HEROES! LET US TAKE DOWN THIS VILE FIEND!"

"WE MUST ASSIST SHOTASNIFFER! THE GREATEST OF US ALL!"

"FOR SHOTASNIFFER! FOR JUSTICE!"

"..the fuck"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)16:24:46 No.4952735

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)16:24:46 No.4952735

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4952734
Also villains aka "those other assholes"

Anonymous (ID: E1vD9aXI)
08/10/21(Tue)16:29:25 No.4952739

Anonymous (ID: E1vD9aXI) 08/10/21(Tue)16:29:25 No.4952739

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4952734
Purposefully put the heroes in the line of fire so they shut up. Prepare for an explanation later.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)16:29:26 No.4952740

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)16:29:26 No.4952740

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>>4952735
Then the Villain League arrives to lend their help

"WE'LL PUT ASIDE OUT DIFFERENCES FOR NOW! PUNY HEROES!"

"YOU'LL NEVER WIN WITHOUT OUR HELP!"

"CAN'T CONQUER THE WORLD IF THERE WON'T BE WORLD TO CONQUER!"

"...those assholes still owes me money"

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)16:29:52 No.4952741

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)16:29:52 No.4952741

>>4952734
MOM: "its just a phase"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)16:30:21 No.4952743

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)16:30:21 No.4952743

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4952740
Tap Dad on the shoulder.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)16:32:13 No.4952748

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)16:32:13 No.4952748

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4952740
Stay hidden as you think to yourself what you did to seal her for the first time
>>4952743
ah yes, surprising dad, what a way to get yourself backhanded

Anonymous (ID: E1vD9aXI)
08/10/21(Tue)16:33:10 No.4952750

Anonymous (ID: E1vD9aXI) 08/10/21(Tue)16:33:10 No.4952750

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4952740
Since both heroes and villains will recognize dad, offer a Chosen One disguise to blend in.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)16:37:44 No.4952755

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)16:37:44 No.4952755

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>>4952748
"What was that crap about Shotasniffer being a big hero or something?...Nevermind that, how did I seal mom the first time? That beating she gave me did a number on the ol' noggin', can't seem to recall it right now. Damnit"

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)16:39:33 No.4952757

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)16:39:33 No.4952757

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4952755
Punch Dad in the back of the head.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)16:41:11 No.4952759

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)16:41:11 No.4952759

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4952755
>>4952757
I see we decided to choose suicide

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)16:43:19 No.4952763

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)16:43:19 No.4952763

>>4952759
>>4952757
To help jog his memory, of course.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)16:43:50 No.4952764

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)16:43:50 No.4952764

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>>4952759

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)16:46:00 No.4952766

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)16:46:00 No.4952766

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4952764
Upon which you are interrupted by Shadowboss kicking your dad in the face

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)16:47:30 No.4952767

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)16:47:30 No.4952767

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4952764
Sorry Dad, it's gotta be this way.

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)16:52:00 No.4952769

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)16:52:00 No.4952769

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4952764
Mom and Other Grandma save you the trouble.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)16:53:28 No.4952770

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)16:53:28 No.4952770

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>>4952766
"AHA! FOUND YOU! ASSHOLE!"

"The fu--"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)16:54:14 No.4952771

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)16:54:14 No.4952771

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4952770
DO YOU REMEMBER NOW, ASSHOLE?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)17:04:15 No.4952780

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)17:04:15 No.4952780

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>>4952771
"OH YOU WANNA DO THIS RIGHT NOW?! SURE! Square up, Shadowboss. You're my father-in-law but I'm still gonna beat your ass"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)17:05:04 No.4952781

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)17:05:04 No.4952781

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4952780
Might as well as the rest of your family that came (Simon, Fug, Greg, Jojo) if they knew anything, your dad is going to be occupied.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)17:05:20 No.4952782

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)17:05:20 No.4952782

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4952780
Interrupt the fight with your imposing presence. There's a bigger threat going on right now and we need Dad to remember how he sealed up Grandma last time.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)17:12:51 No.4952790

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)17:12:51 No.4952790

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>>4952781
"Oh hey Shotasniffer. What are you doing here?" Oh look it's uncle Greg

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)17:13:53 No.4952791

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)17:13:53 No.4952791

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4952790
How'd you guys seal Grandma away last time?

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)17:14:23 No.4952792

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)17:14:23 No.4952792

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4952790
Uh, do you know anything about how to seal mom for eternity so that she will never threaten the universe as we know it ever again? Asking for a friend.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)17:19:00 No.4952799

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)17:19:00 No.4952799

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>>4952792
"Seal away your mom?! What did she do?"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)17:20:18 No.4952803

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)17:20:18 No.4952803

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4952799
I mean grandma, the one we're fighting now

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)17:20:43 No.4952804

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)17:20:43 No.4952804

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4952799
That anon's clearly crazy, Greg.
It's Grandma that we need to know aobut.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)17:25:28 No.4952810

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)17:25:28 No.4952810

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>>4952804
"Well, you see....

A. ...to seal away an ancient evil such as hers requires a massive ritual and a suitable "container". I've been preparing the ingredients this whole time"

B. ....to seal away an ancient evil such as hers requires a container and also a huge amount of blood sacrifices. Like a lot of blood sacrifices"

C. ....I met your dad way after he sealed away your grandma so I dunno."

D. All of the above

E. None of the above

F. Some of the above

G. [free space]

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/10/21(Tue)17:27:37 No.4952811

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/10/21(Tue)17:27:37 No.4952811

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4952810
B. FOR THE BLOOD GOD
wow it's a good thing we brought all these heroes and villains to the moon

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/10/21(Tue)17:28:25 No.4952812

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/10/21(Tue)17:28:25 No.4952812

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4952810
Maybe if you gather enough Garlic you can re-seal her again? That's what Skeletons are weak against, right?

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)17:30:29 No.4952816

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)17:30:29 No.4952816

>>4952812
That's vampires, and no, your hatred of garlic doesn't count.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)17:32:22 No.4952819

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)17:32:22 No.4952819

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>>4952812
>>4952816
"Just because you hate garlic doesn't mean it's a skeleton weakness"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)17:33:43 No.4952822

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)17:33:43 No.4952822

>>4952819
>>4952810
A, B and C
Greg has been preparing the ingredients, but 1. It requires a lot of blood and 2. Only dad knows the exact full ritual

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)17:34:49 No.4952824

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)17:34:49 No.4952824

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4952819
>>4952822

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)17:41:25 No.4952832

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)17:41:25 No.4952832

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>>4952824
"Anyway, your dad entrusted me with a list of ingredients for the ritual in case his mom ever got out again. But what to do with them, only he knows the full details......it doesn't have garlic in it stop making that face"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)17:45:05 No.4952837

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)17:45:05 No.4952837

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4952832
"He does provide a number for the sacrifice."
Oh good, what is i-
"Kill like a thousand little boys, probably"
WHAT.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)17:50:49 No.4952842

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)17:50:49 No.4952842

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>>4952837
"Well the wording he used was "eh, like a thousand dudes or something. Best if they're young. More energy that way"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)17:53:41 No.4952845

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)17:53:41 No.4952845

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4952842
And the footnote says "kill a million just to be sure" and "look I don't write the rules just fucking choke the fuckers"

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)17:58:12 No.4952847

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)17:58:12 No.4952847

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4952842
that explains why dad made a secret island and sired thousands of children...

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)18:01:51 No.4952852

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)18:01:51 No.4952852

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>>4952845
"Also ponies. We need like a thousand dead ponies. Maybe we could raid a farm or something. PS: Don't let Shotasniffer read this part"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)18:05:10 No.4952857

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)18:05:10 No.4952857

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4952852
>>4952847
"I told you we're not using that ritual. At all."

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)18:06:59 No.4952860

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)18:06:59 No.4952860

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>>4952857
"Also my children are for a completely different, unrelated project. Don't worry Greg. P.S.S: Definitely don't let Shotasniffer read this part"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/10/21(Tue)18:08:24 No.4952863

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/10/21(Tue)18:08:24 No.4952863

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4952860
Guess we'll have to beat up Dad after we finish beating up Grandma then. This day could've gone better.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)18:09:35 No.4952865

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)18:09:35 No.4952865

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4952860
At this point you're not surprised.
"Greg, we're not killing kids just to satisfy his bloodlust"
"well it's actually more like an appeasement for the person to be sealed AND the person who was supposed to do that got arrested"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)18:14:26 No.4952872

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)18:14:26 No.4952872

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>>4952865
Reaaaalllyyy?
"When I asked your dad about it, he said that it's not like he WANTS to sacrifice thousands of innocent souls, it's just what the ritual required. Plus he said "BEST if young" so it's like we HAVE to use children. That's why I didn't brought any with me. We could just use the heroes and villains fighting your grandma"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)18:16:53 No.4952876

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)18:16:53 No.4952876

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4952872
"I'm very sure I explicitly told you NOT to use the ritual when we discussed this. Also you just said that only Lolisniffer knows the full thing so we don't even know if it'll work with them" - Shadowlady

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)18:20:44 No.4952880

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)18:20:44 No.4952880

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>>4952876
"Gah! When did you get there?!"

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)18:21:29 No.4952881

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)18:21:29 No.4952881

Rolled 21 (1d100)

lets sacrifice dads super evil soul instead of a 1000 shitty souls

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)18:23:05 No.4952885

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)18:23:05 No.4952885

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4952880
Thrown clear. Also we all agreed to seal her in a mini-dimension where there's no chance of her breaking out instead of the very inefficient ritual that Lolisniffer forgots to state needs daily sacrifices.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)18:25:53 No.4952891

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)18:25:53 No.4952891

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>>4952885
"Pretty sure there's no daily sacrifices needed.....plus i was looking forward to cleaning up both the competition and opposition in one fell swoop"

"Greg"

"nyeh"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)18:30:41 No.4952899

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)18:30:41 No.4952899

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4952891
Well what then, it's not like we have another pl-
"Coolio, everyone!"
Oh no.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)18:33:28 No.4952907

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)18:33:28 No.4952907

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>>4952899
"HEY MOM! I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT USING THE HEROES AND VILLAINS BLOOD TO SEAL UP GRANDMA! DONT WORRY! IM ON IT!"

"BOBBY!"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/10/21(Tue)18:34:45 No.4952909

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/10/21(Tue)18:34:45 No.4952909

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4952907
GROAN

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)18:42:09 No.4952918

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)18:42:09 No.4952918

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>>4952909
Somehow, your body moved on its own.

And also it's 5AM over here so OP gotta go take a nap to wageslave later. Toodles. Continue when it continues

updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/10/21(Tue)18:48:52 No.4952930

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/10/21(Tue)18:48:52 No.4952930

>>4952918
Thanks for the run.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/10/21(Tue)18:52:09 No.4952940

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/10/21(Tue)18:52:09 No.4952940

>>4952930
Perhaps you'll get your magical girl next time
~~you wont tho~~

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/10/21(Tue)19:02:02 No.4952956

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/10/21(Tue)19:02:02 No.4952956

>>4952940
maybe he will

Anonymous (ID: dyI9nJgg)
08/13/21(Fri)00:18:57 No.4956065

Anonymous (ID: dyI9nJgg) 08/13/21(Fri)00:18:57 No.4956065

>>4952956
maybe not

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)01:05:23 No.4956114

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)01:05:23 No.4956114

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>>4956065
hmmmm

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)01:12:25 No.4956125

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)01:12:25 No.4956125

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4956114
Hmmmm harder

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)01:14:55 No.4956127

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)01:14:55 No.4956127

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4956114
Do a flip, OP

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)01:16:43 No.4956130

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)01:16:43 No.4956130

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>>4956125

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)01:19:38 No.4956135

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)01:19:38 No.4956135

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4956130
So, how's the budget for this session looking like?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)01:24:59 No.4956140

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)01:24:59 No.4956140

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>>4956135

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)01:26:42 No.4956141

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)01:26:42 No.4956141

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4956140
To compensate, Bobby will now be replaced by a lamp

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)01:27:14 No.4956144

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)01:27:14 No.4956144

>>4956140
>>4956141
A most reasonable suggestion.

Anonymous (ID: zWj2xm2e)
08/13/21(Fri)01:30:13 No.4956149

Anonymous (ID: zWj2xm2e) 08/13/21(Fri)01:30:13 No.4956149

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>4956140
....*Slaps lips* You know what we need rake in some dough? A new character in the mess...but we don't have the budget...Eh, just dig up some old one, the kids won't even know. Zebra's good, no one remembers him.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)01:33:19 No.4956151

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)01:33:19 No.4956151

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>>4956141

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)01:35:27 No.4956155

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)01:35:27 No.4956155

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4956151
Everything is better now.
>>4956149
NO.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)01:35:32 No.4956156

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)01:35:32 No.4956156

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4956151
Throw that lamp out, it's wasting electricity and cutting in to the very limited budget we have.

Anonymous (ID: zWj2xm2e)
08/13/21(Fri)01:41:28 No.4956161

Anonymous (ID: zWj2xm2e) 08/13/21(Fri)01:41:28 No.4956161

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4956155
DO YOU HAVE ANY BETTER IDEAS??!?
>>4956151
THAT'S NOT EVEN A LAMP! THAT'S A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF A LAMP!!! WE DON'T HAVE ANY OTHER OPTIONS!!!!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)01:44:10 No.4956164

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)01:44:10 No.4956164

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>>4956156

Anonymous (ID: XlVP9y45)
08/13/21(Fri)01:45:18 No.4956165

Anonymous (ID: XlVP9y45) 08/13/21(Fri)01:45:18 No.4956165

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4956164
No wtf he's one of us. Don't be a dick

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)01:45:47 No.4956167

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)01:45:47 No.4956167

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4956164
With the trash taken care of, we can now return to Funny Skeletons vs Cranky Grandma on the moon

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)01:47:59 No.4956171

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)01:47:59 No.4956171

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4956164
>>4956167
LAUGH

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)01:51:55 No.4956176

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)01:51:55 No.4956176

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>>4956167

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)01:53:54 No.4956178

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)01:53:54 No.4956178

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4956176
QUATTRO'S DEAD!

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)01:54:00 No.4956179

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)01:54:00 No.4956179

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4956176
With Bobby incapacitated we can start planning our counterattack against Grandma.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)02:00:48 No.4956187

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)02:00:48 No.4956187

>>4956179
"right. So. New plan. We have to banish her into another dimension.....theregoesmyplantosealherinsidethemoonalongsidealltheheroes grumble grumble grumble"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)02:01:50 No.4956192

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)02:01:50 No.4956192

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>>4956187

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)02:02:52 No.4956194

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)02:02:52 No.4956194

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4956192
But what do we use

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)02:20:51 No.4956207

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)02:20:51 No.4956207

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>>4956194
"Yeah, well--"

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)02:25:02 No.4956208

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)02:25:02 No.4956208

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4956207
Ah shoot, we at least need someone to stop them fighting each other

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)02:33:30 No.4956212

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)02:33:30 No.4956212

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>>4956208
ALRIGHT TIME FOR YOU TO SHINE

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)02:35:45 No.4956215

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)02:35:45 No.4956215

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4956212
NOPE,. RATHER FIGHT GRANDMA THAN DAD, GO BOBBY!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)02:45:46 No.4956220

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)02:45:46 No.4956220

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>>4956215
"w-what?! WAIT WAIT WAIT"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)02:47:24 No.4956223

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)02:47:24 No.4956223

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4956220
"Bobby, use Headbutt!"
Proceed to launch Bobby with maximum force towards Dad.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)02:48:45 No.4956225

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)02:48:45 No.4956225

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4956220
don't worry, you just have to talk him out of it

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)02:58:51 No.4956234

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)02:58:51 No.4956234

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>>4956225
"FUCKIN HOW?!"

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)03:00:23 No.4956235

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)03:00:23 No.4956235

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4956234
Talk to them until you piss of everyone like you always do
>>4956223

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)03:12:50 No.4956239

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)03:12:50 No.4956239

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>>4956235
"AAAAAAAAA"

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)03:16:56 No.4956244

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)03:16:56 No.4956244

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4956239
PLAY BALL

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)03:17:28 No.4956245

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)03:17:28 No.4956245

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4956239
Screw ball corner pocket Red heel drop extraordinaire ATTACK!

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)03:18:38 No.4956247

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)03:18:38 No.4956247

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4956239
>>4956244
Dad steps up to the plate, bat ready to score a home run.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)03:23:30 No.4956250

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)03:23:30 No.4956250

>>4956247
Classic Dad.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)03:24:45 No.4956251

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)03:24:45 No.4956251

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Rolled 576 (1d2000)

>>4956244
ROLL 2d1200

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)03:26:31 No.4956255

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)03:26:31 No.4956255

>>4956251
Why?

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)03:27:35 No.4956256

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)03:27:35 No.4956256

Rolled 90, 959 = 1049 (2d1200)

>>4956251
>>4956255
Because.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)03:29:14 No.4956258

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)03:29:14 No.4956258

Rolled 188, 108 = 296 (2d1200)

>>4956251
Roll for seemingly no reason? Gotcha.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)03:31:35 No.4956260

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)03:31:35 No.4956260

>>4956258
nothing ever goes right for the Bobster

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)03:32:25 No.4956262

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)03:32:25 No.4956262

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>>4956255
because i like the rattling sound the dice makes

>>4956258

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)03:33:56 No.4956264

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)03:33:56 No.4956264

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4956260
Someone has to be the punching bag.

>>4956262
AND IT'S GOING, AND GOING, AND GOING, AND IT'S GONE! *Star Twinkle*

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)03:35:29 No.4956268

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)03:35:29 No.4956268

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4956262
OH IT BEAMED GRANDMA RIGHT IN THE FACE

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)03:35:42 No.4956269

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)03:35:42 No.4956269

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4956262
Look out SPACE DEER!?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)03:41:26 No.4956276

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)03:41:26 No.4956276

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>>4956268

Anonymous (ID: J+Pm7h6A)
08/13/21(Fri)03:45:34 No.4956279

Anonymous (ID: J+Pm7h6A) 08/13/21(Fri)03:45:34 No.4956279

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4956276
WHICH IDIOT HIT ME IN THE FACE

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)03:47:41 No.4956280

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)03:47:41 No.4956280

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4956279
Zebra

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)03:53:36 No.4956286

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)03:53:36 No.4956286

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>>4956279
Dad has a look on his face that says "oh right, i was supposed to deal with my mother and not waste time punching my father-in-law"

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)03:55:59 No.4956289

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)03:55:59 No.4956289

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4956286
He then throws Shadowboss to this mom

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)03:56:45 No.4956290

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)03:56:45 No.4956290

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4956286
Then punch self in face!

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)03:57:57 No.4956291

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)03:57:57 No.4956291

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4956286
In a continuation of the shocking twist, Anons are once again playing as Grandma. This time for two posts, as she is getting better at siphoning the stream of Anons Power away from Shotasniffer and her siblings.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)04:05:53 No.4956297

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)04:05:53 No.4956297

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>>4956289
"ayo hol up"

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)04:07:39 No.4956300

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)04:07:39 No.4956300

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4956297
stop acting like a nigger, nigger

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)04:10:57 No.4956302

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)04:10:57 No.4956302

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4956297
Rude>>4956300
>>4956297
Anyways find a new game from the attic

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)04:12:29 No.4956303

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)04:12:29 No.4956303

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>>4956300
ANON NO! YOU'RE GONNA BE CANCELLED ON TWITTER DOT COM!

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)04:14:47 No.4956305

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)04:14:47 No.4956305

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4956303
Quick find the game that will make you seem like a woke God!
Lesbo-transeritops and the Dino boyz!

Anonymous (ID: u0P9SIRU)
08/13/21(Fri)04:14:57 No.4956306

Anonymous (ID: u0P9SIRU) 08/13/21(Fri)04:14:57 No.4956306

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4956303
Oh sure, when Lolisniffer says it people laugh as he kills like a hundred people

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)04:25:43 No.4956313

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)04:25:43 No.4956313

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>>4956305
Surely this will save anon's internet career!

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)04:27:52 No.4956316

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)04:27:52 No.4956316

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4956313
Oh no its MISS SOGGY KNEE AND THE TURFS! BETTER LUBE UP THAT SLIP AND SLID AND BUTTER UP THOSE ASSHOLES!

Anonymous (ID: u0P9SIRU)
08/13/21(Fri)04:28:22 No.4956317

Anonymous (ID: u0P9SIRU) 08/13/21(Fri)04:28:22 No.4956317

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4956313
Meanwhile, Lolisniffer Von Jewburner throws a black man to his mom

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)04:33:22 No.4956320

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)04:33:22 No.4956320

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>>4956316
NOOOOOO! ANOOOOON

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)04:36:35 No.4956323

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)04:36:35 No.4956323

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4956320
And then a giant penis rises from the earth while the song plays "tumbling down" from end of Eva.

Anonymous (ID: u0P9SIRU)
08/13/21(Fri)04:36:42 No.4956324

Anonymous (ID: u0P9SIRU) 08/13/21(Fri)04:36:42 No.4956324

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4956320
>>4956317

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)04:39:24 No.4956327

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)04:39:24 No.4956327

>>4956320
How long has this particular game has been going

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)04:41:42 No.4956330

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)04:41:42 No.4956330

>>4956327
2 years because OP is old and weak

also because work keeps piling up

Anonymous (ID: u0P9SIRU)
08/13/21(Fri)04:43:09 No.4956332

Anonymous (ID: u0P9SIRU) 08/13/21(Fri)04:43:09 No.4956332

>>4956330
It's more like 1 and a half maybe

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)04:43:42 No.4956334

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)04:43:42 No.4956334

>>4956332
It's actually 50 years

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)04:44:23 No.4956335

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)04:44:23 No.4956335

>>4956334
51 and a half

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)04:44:56 No.4956336

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)04:44:56 No.4956336

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>>4956324
Lolisniffer Von JEWBURNER throws a (literal) black man at his mother!

He is many things, but definitely not racist

Anonymous (ID: u0P9SIRU)
08/13/21(Fri)04:48:54 No.4956337

Anonymous (ID: u0P9SIRU) 08/13/21(Fri)04:48:54 No.4956337

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4956336
Paid for by friends of Lolisniffer Von Jewburner

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)04:48:59 No.4956338

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)04:48:59 No.4956338

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4956336
And he doesn't burn jews it was just an unfortunate mistake on the last name application, his real last name is Johnborno

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)04:56:44 No.4956344

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)04:56:44 No.4956344

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>>4956337
And our spokesman, Greg! Definitely no ulterior motives here!

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)04:58:29 No.4956346

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)04:58:29 No.4956346

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4956344
Now Greg enforces no more racism from anons from here on out. Or it's GAME OVER! (see how you fuckers last)

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)04:59:49 No.4956347

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)04:59:49 No.4956347

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4956344
Now let's go back to the definitely not racist action

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)05:10:11 No.4956353

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)05:10:11 No.4956353

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>>4956347

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)05:12:00 No.4956357

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)05:12:00 No.4956357

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4956353
Looks like someone's in for another round of pain

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)05:19:55 No.4956365

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)05:19:55 No.4956365

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>>4956357

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)05:20:06 No.4956366

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)05:20:06 No.4956366

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4956353
Greg's mom will put a stop to this!

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)05:21:56 No.4956368

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)05:21:56 No.4956368

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4956365
Then all of a sudden out of no where and for no reason a cammeo from the time traveling time hopper Gunfu Cowboy

Anonymous (ID: RAgADQNt)
08/13/21(Fri)05:23:07 No.4956370

Anonymous (ID: RAgADQNt) 08/13/21(Fri)05:23:07 No.4956370

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4956365
"NOW, START THE TRANSPORTER"
"what"1

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)05:31:28 No.4956376

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)05:31:28 No.4956376

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>>4956368
"Heya kids. It's me. The cameo making rootin' shootin' kung fu cowboy. The Man with no Game. Now that's it for my cameo. I'm gonna go back home and get drunk during a morning. See ya"

Then he disappears

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)05:33:51 No.4956378

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)05:33:51 No.4956378

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4956376
Ah that made everyone happy and stop fighting. THE END!

Anonymous (ID: zVGmQLWT)
08/13/21(Fri)05:33:58 No.4956379

Anonymous (ID: zVGmQLWT) 08/13/21(Fri)05:33:58 No.4956379

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4956376
"QUICK, PUSH THEM TO THAT CONVENIENT PORTAL THAT CAMEO OPENED UP"
"THEM?"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)05:37:48 No.4956382

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)05:37:48 No.4956382

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>>4956378
Anon I know you like cowboys but you gotta control your fetish

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY)
08/13/21(Fri)05:38:49 No.4956383

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY) 08/13/21(Fri)05:38:49 No.4956383

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4956382
>>4956379
Cowboys got ruined with Texas and SRQ3 anyway

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)05:39:28 No.4956384

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)05:39:28 No.4956384

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4956382
AMERICA! MOTHER FUCKER WE WILL FREE THE FUCK OUTTA YOU!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)05:44:01 No.4956389

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)05:44:01 No.4956389

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>>4956384
Sure sure, alright pal

Anonymous (ID: zVGmQLWT)
08/13/21(Fri)05:45:10 No.4956390

Anonymous (ID: zVGmQLWT) 08/13/21(Fri)05:45:10 No.4956390

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4956389
>>4956383

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)05:46:15 No.4956391

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)05:46:15 No.4956391

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4956389
More freedom please

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)05:49:57 No.4956393

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)05:49:57 No.4956393

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>>4956391
Best I could do is a handshake and this hotdog

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY)
08/13/21(Fri)05:51:33 No.4956394

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY) 08/13/21(Fri)05:51:33 No.4956394

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4956393
TOO MUCH AMERICA, IT'S TOO MUCH

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)05:52:31 No.4956396

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)05:52:31 No.4956396

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4956393
What is this!? FREEDOM FOR ANTS!?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)05:56:04 No.4956398

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)05:56:04 No.4956398

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>>4956396
Yes

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)05:58:06 No.4956399

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)05:58:06 No.4956399

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4956398
Wait a minute... that ant is from Mexico ain't he!? Stealing all our ant jobs!

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY)
08/13/21(Fri)05:59:26 No.4956400

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY) 08/13/21(Fri)05:59:26 No.4956400

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4956398
Go back to the show

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)06:03:15 No.4956403

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)06:03:15 No.4956403

>>4956400
We had a show?

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY)
08/13/21(Fri)06:05:27 No.4956405

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY) 08/13/21(Fri)06:05:27 No.4956405

>>4956403
We had one until someone blew their money on cowboys after SRQ3 failed

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)06:08:17 No.4956407

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)06:08:17 No.4956407

>>4956405
SRQ3? What's that? The budget was made with cowboy printed money. Look at the bills, cowboys all over it.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)06:11:23 No.4956408

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)06:11:23 No.4956408

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>>4956400
Freedom Ant was accidentally crush by Lolisniffer while fighting.

RIP

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY)
08/13/21(Fri)06:13:43 No.4956412

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY) 08/13/21(Fri)06:13:43 No.4956412

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4956408
While they fight, the other Shadowlady starts her plan to seal both- I mean Grandma in another dimension

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)06:14:00 No.4956413

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)06:14:00 No.4956413

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4956408
Good riddance, he thought he can chimichanga his way into my freedom he's got another thing coming. Cuz he is dead. Also zebra falls into the fight for some reason.

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY)
08/13/21(Fri)06:16:54 No.4956415

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY) 08/13/21(Fri)06:16:54 No.4956415

>>4956413
>Zebra
we all need a bit of comedy in our lives

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)06:23:09 No.4956418

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)06:23:09 No.4956418

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>>4956413
"AHAHA! GUESS WHO'S BACK BITCHES! IT'S TIME FOR ZEBRA TO--"

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY)
08/13/21(Fri)06:25:32 No.4956420

Anonymous (ID: 0dtXX6dY) 08/13/21(Fri)06:25:32 No.4956420

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4956418
>>4956412

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)06:26:03 No.4956421

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)06:26:03 No.4956421

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4956418
What program do you use to draw and upload op?

Also the fight rages on to a point they are bouncing off blows in mid air!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)06:31:37 No.4956427

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)06:31:37 No.4956427

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>>4956420
"Alright, let's go ahead with the plan then! Let's send the--I mean, HER, to another dimension that she can't escape from"

>>4956421
paint tool Sai because i'm a scrub

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)06:33:30 No.4956428

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)06:33:30 No.4956428

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4956427
Send him to the DIGITAL WORLD!

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/13/21(Fri)06:36:11 No.4956430

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/13/21(Fri)06:36:11 No.4956430

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4956427
>>4956428

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/13/21(Fri)06:37:12 No.4956431

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/13/21(Fri)06:37:12 No.4956431

>>4956428
Wait, him?

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)06:37:54 No.4956432

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)06:37:54 No.4956432

>>4956431
MwahahahahHahaha

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)06:46:11 No.4956438

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)06:46:11 No.4956438

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>>4956428
"Him?"

"I mean her! Yes. Shotasniffer's grandma! And Lolisniffer's mom. Totally not Lolisniffer himself. Of course"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/13/21(Fri)06:48:55 No.4956440

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/13/21(Fri)06:48:55 No.4956440

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4956438
It's not like it'll backfire and seal lolisniffer himself by pure accident instead!

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)06:54:00 No.4956443

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)06:54:00 No.4956443

>>4956440
Just makes sure he doesn't slip a disc.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)06:54:02 No.4956444

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)06:54:02 No.4956444

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>>4956440
"why, that would be terrible, indeed! Who would want that to happen? ehehe"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/13/21(Fri)06:55:05 No.4956445

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/13/21(Fri)06:55:05 No.4956445

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4956444
Shotasniffer starts sweating even more

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)06:55:27 No.4956446

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)06:55:27 No.4956446

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4956444
Boop

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)07:03:07 No.4956449

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)07:03:07 No.4956449

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>>4956445

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/13/21(Fri)07:05:28 No.4956451

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/13/21(Fri)07:05:28 No.4956451

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4956449
"All we need to do is to just zap her with this portal ray"

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN)
08/13/21(Fri)07:07:52 No.4956452

Anonymous (ID: RycGAUaN) 08/13/21(Fri)07:07:52 No.4956452

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4956449
Ok zap already the wait is literally killing someone right now

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)07:10:33 No.4956455

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)07:10:33 No.4956455

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>>4956451
"That's right! Thanks to Dad waking up, Grandma is focused on beating him now! This allowed me and a bunch of tech-type heroes and villains to harness Rasputin's void powers and put it into this ray gun! It has enough charge for 1 shot to create a one way portal the outer realms!"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/13/21(Fri)07:11:43 No.4956457

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/13/21(Fri)07:11:43 No.4956457

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4956455
DO IT MARIAN

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/13/21(Fri)07:14:57 No.4956459

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/13/21(Fri)07:14:57 No.4956459

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>>4956457
WILL MARIAN FINALLY SAVE THE DAY?

WILL THIS QUEST FINALLY END?

WILL QUATTRO FINALLY GET TO BE COOL?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME THREAD CONTINUES. OP GOTTA GO NOW. FUCK

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/13/21(Fri)12:21:58 No.4956643

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/13/21(Fri)12:21:58 No.4956643

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4956459
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/13/21(Fri)15:04:51 No.4956758

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/13/21(Fri)15:04:51 No.4956758

>>4956459
I like how when Shotasniffer starts losing control of the situation and fights against people more threatening than her, she loses her hat

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/13/21(Fri)15:06:04 No.4956760

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/13/21(Fri)15:06:04 No.4956760

>>4956758
Maybe we should look into a technology that lets the hat stay on during stressful situations

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/13/21(Fri)21:48:10 No.4957379

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/13/21(Fri)21:48:10 No.4957379

>>4956459
>WILL MARIAN FINALLY SAVE THE DAY?
We're not even pretending to be villains anymore

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/14/21(Sat)11:23:43 No.4957968

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/14/21(Sat)11:23:43 No.4957968

Considering how badly Shadowmom was raised by her "I just went out for some cigarettes" dad, of course she would think Lolisniffer's parenting skills is the apex

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/15/21(Sun)10:54:16 No.4958946

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/15/21(Sun)10:54:16 No.4958946

>>4957968
I dunno what you're talking about. Lolsiniffer has won multiple Dad of the Year awards and commemorative mugs

This messageis Paid for by friends of Lolisniffer Von Jewburner

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/15/21(Sun)10:59:04 No.4958948

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/15/21(Sun)10:59:04 No.4958948

>>4958946
when thread to zap Loli- I mean Grandma to the Outer Realms where they'll definitely not get stronger and break out

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/15/21(Sun)11:03:11 No.4958949

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/15/21(Sun)11:03:11 No.4958949

>>4958948
prolly tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/16/21(Mon)10:04:58 No.4960127

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/16/21(Mon)10:04:58 No.4960127

>>4958949
so 50 years

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/16/21(Mon)11:13:22 No.4960159

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/16/21(Mon)11:13:22 No.4960159

I wonder what skelly.island.2 would.have been like with any character other than shotasniffer winning SI1

Anonymous (ID: 1Yh5Q75D)
08/16/21(Mon)11:25:14 No.4960168

Anonymous (ID: 1Yh5Q75D) 08/16/21(Mon)11:25:14 No.4960168

I wish this wrapped up. We could play a new quest

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/16/21(Mon)20:24:11 No.4960750

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/16/21(Mon)20:24:11 No.4960750

>>4960168
It should wrap up within this thread

Anonymous (ID: vqabMPp3)
08/16/21(Mon)21:43:35 No.4960848

Anonymous (ID: vqabMPp3) 08/16/21(Mon)21:43:35 No.4960848

Someone can post the archive link of this quest? I'm sad I didn't look in /qst/ before to find this out, i'm laughing alot with this shit.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/16/21(Mon)22:18:53 No.4960891

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/16/21(Mon)22:18:53 No.4960891

>>4960848
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/16/21(Mon)23:47:14 No.4960988

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/16/21(Mon)23:47:14 No.4960988

>>4958949
A whole lotta tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)00:17:40 No.4961027

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)00:17:40 No.4961027

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>>4960988
Yes but consider this:

OP is bad at timekeeping

Anonymous (ID: 8w9gmpKF)
08/17/21(Tue)00:20:59 No.4961030

Anonymous (ID: 8w9gmpKF) 08/17/21(Tue)00:20:59 No.4961030

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4961027
True, now go back to funny skeletons

Anonymous (ID: aqZV+hEy)
08/17/21(Tue)00:22:18 No.4961032

Anonymous (ID: aqZV+hEy) 08/17/21(Tue)00:22:18 No.4961032

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4961027
buy a watch

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)00:33:23 No.4961049

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)00:33:23 No.4961049

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>>4961030

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)00:34:27 No.4961050

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)00:34:27 No.4961050

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4961049
Can he do it?

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)00:35:22 No.4961052

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)00:35:22 No.4961052

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4961049
He fucks up the shot.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)00:41:04 No.4961057

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)00:41:04 No.4961057

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>>4961050
Alright Marian. It's time for you to shine, baby! Get in there and give em the ol' one-two!

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)00:42:09 No.4961060

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)00:42:09 No.4961060

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4961057
You just have to hit her with that one shot, that's all

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)00:49:50 No.4961070

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)00:49:50 No.4961070

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4961057
>>4961060
Just don't think about all the times you fucked up before and you'll do fine.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)00:52:03 No.4961073

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)00:52:03 No.4961073

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>>4961060
All it takes is one shot, Marian! One shot and you'll be hailed as a cool dude! Also because we literally only have 1 shot so if you miss we're ultra fucked. No pressure

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)00:53:19 No.4961074

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)00:53:19 No.4961074

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4961073
NOTHING WILL GO WRONG

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)01:06:17 No.4961079

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)01:06:17 No.4961079

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>>4961074
YEA! EVERYTHING'S COMING UP MARIAN!

just dont fuck up

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)01:09:32 No.4961084

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)01:09:32 No.4961084

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4961079
FIRE ALREADY

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)01:28:08 No.4961097

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)01:28:08 No.4961097

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>>4961084

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)01:30:09 No.4961098

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)01:30:09 No.4961098

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4961097
It hits-

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)01:31:05 No.4961100

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)01:31:05 No.4961100

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4961097
Cool dude Marian opens the Void Portal just behind Grandma

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)01:41:57 No.4961108

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)01:41:57 No.4961108

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>>4961098
GASP!

HIT WHAT ANON?!

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)01:43:01 No.4961109

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)01:43:01 No.4961109

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4961108
Shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)01:45:00 No.4961111

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)01:45:00 No.4961111

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4961108
Obviously he hit~~someone not grandma~~

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)01:46:44 No.4961114

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)01:46:44 No.4961114

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>>4961109

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)01:47:04 No.4961115

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)01:47:04 No.4961115

>>4961109
MARIAN

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)01:48:22 No.4961119

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)01:48:22 No.4961119

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4961114
He's joking
You actually hit Dad only
Wait uh oh

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)01:50:53 No.4961121

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)01:50:53 No.4961121

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4961114
>>4961119
Yeah, you wouldn't actually shoot your sister TOTALLY BY MISTAKE to get back at her for all the horrible shit she's done to you. You just hit Dad instead.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)02:08:01 No.4961136

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)02:08:01 No.4961136

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>>4961119
"THE FUUUUUCK"

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)02:11:31 No.4961142

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)02:11:31 No.4961142

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4961136
"Uh, oops."
Your mom and Greg angrily react to this.
The rest are unsure.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)02:13:12 No.4961144

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)02:13:12 No.4961144

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4961142
"That's our Marian"
*Laugh track*

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)02:17:12 No.4961146

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)02:17:12 No.4961146

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>>4961142
Mom double face palms in seething disappointment.

While Greg tells Marian that he'll no longer give him gifts for christmas

Devastating

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)02:17:49 No.4961149

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)02:17:49 No.4961149

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4961146
we still need that laugh track tho

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)02:19:37 No.4961150

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)02:19:37 No.4961150

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4961146
While all these shenanigans are going on, the USSR Mobile Construction Vehicle that arrived with the latest batch of reinforcements deploys and starts the construction of a Forward Base.

https://youtu.be/1DAOdnymNZM?t=16

Anonymous (ID: Zk4I4gkr)
08/17/21(Tue)02:20:03 No.4961151

Anonymous (ID: Zk4I4gkr) 08/17/21(Tue)02:20:03 No.4961151

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4961146
>>4961149
Helpfully provided by Grandma

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)02:24:02 No.4961153

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)02:24:02 No.4961153

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>>4961151
"That's Marian for you. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

"MARIAN?! MARIAN DID THIS?!"

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)02:25:45 No.4961154

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)02:25:45 No.4961154

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4961153
anger helps dad to overcome sucking forces of portal to outer realms, cause SOMEONE NEEDS SERIOUS SPANKING

Anonymous (ID: Zk4I4gkr)
08/17/21(Tue)02:25:47 No.4961155

Anonymous (ID: Zk4I4gkr) 08/17/21(Tue)02:25:47 No.4961155

>>4961153
Welp, it was nice knowing you, Marian, thank you for your sacrifice.
"Mom, Simon said the decorations are ready for the "SO LONG LOLISNIFFER" party."
"Not now, Jojo."

Anonymous (ID: Zk4I4gkr)
08/17/21(Tue)02:26:49 No.4961157

Anonymous (ID: Zk4I4gkr) 08/17/21(Tue)02:26:49 No.4961157

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4961153
>>4961155 >>4961154

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)02:52:03 No.4961185

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)02:52:03 No.4961185

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>>4961157
"I think he's mad"

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)02:53:54 No.4961187

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)02:53:54 No.4961187

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4961185
you are now Marian
Objective: Survive

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)02:54:27 No.4961188

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)02:54:27 No.4961188

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4961185
Shotasniffer signals Marian to run far, far away.
Now.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)03:06:40 No.4961202

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)03:06:40 No.4961202

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>>4961188
Ironically, now it's Grandma's turn to hold Dad back

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)03:09:56 No.4961207

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)03:09:56 No.4961207

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4961202
As his last act before he's sealed away into the outer realms, Lolisniffer uses up all his power for the most horrible punishment inflicted on Marian.
It is too horrible to describe.

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)03:12:12 No.4961210

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)03:12:12 No.4961210

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4961202
she doesn't do very good job of it

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)03:13:25 No.4961212

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)03:13:25 No.4961212

>>4961210
No. No she doesn't

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)03:25:03 No.4961221

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)03:25:03 No.4961221

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>>4961210

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)03:26:54 No.4961224

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)03:26:54 No.4961224

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4961221
"...who was it that said Lolisniffer's mom was going to destroy everything?"
"...Lolisniffer."
"I think the source was a bit biased."

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)03:27:58 No.4961225

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)03:27:58 No.4961225

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4961221
>grabs popcorn and 3D glasses
It's our favorite episode of Lolisniffer getting shit done.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)03:32:46 No.4961232

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)03:32:46 No.4961232

>>4961225
Recommended watching distance: Not in this plane of existence.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)03:39:22 No.4961238

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)03:39:22 No.4961238

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>>4961225
"Lighten up sis. Dad's now motivated enough to deal with grandma. That means we win! And all it costed was 1 Marian. Want some popcorn?"

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)03:42:14 No.4961242

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)03:42:14 No.4961242

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4961238
At this point every single hero and villain across the universe stop fighting each other and start fearing for the end.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)03:46:19 No.4961248

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)03:46:19 No.4961248

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>>4961242
"Dunno why those other guys are screaming tho, we're winning"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)03:48:37 No.4961251

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)03:48:37 No.4961251

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4961248
Luke tries to calm people down by opening up a confectionary stand and selling tickets to The Greatest Spanking of All Time.

~~The stand is mostly sausages and sausage accessories~~

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)03:50:52 No.4961252

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)03:50:52 No.4961252

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4961248
>>4961251
While fearing for his life

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)03:59:38 No.4961261

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)03:59:38 No.4961261

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4961248
Quattro knows what'sup

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)04:01:17 No.4961263

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)04:01:17 No.4961263

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>>4961252
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAthanks for the hotdog, how much was it againAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

"AAAAAAAAAAabout 3.50 my guyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)04:03:07 No.4961266

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)04:03:07 No.4961266

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4961263
...did anyone bother asking why Lolisniffer sealed his mom?

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)04:09:08 No.4961268

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)04:09:08 No.4961268

>>4961263
There is always time for business. Luke is probably one of the most competent sons there is.
>>4961266
I mean if you really want to know, go and ask.
Right now.

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)04:10:10 No.4961269

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)04:10:10 No.4961269

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4961263
>>4961268
fug

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)04:18:01 No.4961273

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)04:18:01 No.4961273

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>>4961266
"She was gonna eat everything and leave Earth a husk of a planet. Anyway. Calm down, children. Your dad's just a bit cranky right now. Just let him work off some steam against your grandma. Nothing to worry about.......completely unrelated, but where did Marian go"

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)04:19:40 No.4961274

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)04:19:40 No.4961274

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4961273
Point in general direction of flashy Marian's retreat

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)04:21:26 No.4961279

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)04:21:26 No.4961279

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4961273
He's on the ground over there in the fetal position. I think he's completely given up entirely.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)04:21:28 No.4961280

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)04:21:28 No.4961280

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4961274
>>4961273
But just vaguely enough to not reveal his location

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)04:25:58 No.4961286

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)04:25:58 No.4961286

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>>4961279

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)04:28:39 No.4961288

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)04:28:39 No.4961288

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4961286
Quattro thinks everything would be smooth sailing from now on.
This lasts until a stray blast from dad hits him

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)04:34:44 No.4961293

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)04:34:44 No.4961293

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>>4961288
"I-it's fine....I-i get hit by random debris and stray shots e-every battle..."

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)04:37:05 No.4961296

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)04:37:05 No.4961296

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4961293
Grandma is thrown clear, drained of power as Lolisniffer starts advancing

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)04:45:41 No.4961300

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)04:45:41 No.4961300

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>>4961296
"MMmmmmmM--Mmm--MOMMY!"

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)04:47:42 No.4961303

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)04:47:42 No.4961303

>>4961300
It's gonna be okay, Marian. Push him towards Dad

NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW
MARIAN DIES IN LAVA

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/17/21(Tue)04:47:45 No.4961304

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/17/21(Tue)04:47:45 No.4961304

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4961300
Mom saves marian

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)04:48:43 No.4961305

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)04:48:43 No.4961305

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4961300
So on the one hand, your grandma has been defeated and now can't continue with her plan.
On the other hand, your dad might do far worse and is now on track to set the entire universe under his control

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)04:56:22 No.4961309

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)04:56:22 No.4961309

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>>4961304

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/17/21(Tue)04:59:09 No.4961311

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/17/21(Tue)04:59:09 No.4961311

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4961309
kissu

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)04:59:42 No.4961312

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)04:59:42 No.4961312

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4961309
"Look, it was an accident? He's jus-"
INARTICULATE YELLING
"...what did you call me?"

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)05:00:54 No.4961313

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)05:00:54 No.4961313

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4961309
>>4961312
>69
nice

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)05:03:54 No.4961314

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)05:03:54 No.4961314

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>>4961313

Anonymous (ID: 6JMeK4nK)
08/17/21(Tue)05:05:14 No.4961316

Anonymous (ID: 6JMeK4nK) 08/17/21(Tue)05:05:14 No.4961316

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4961314
Nice

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)05:05:34 No.4961317

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)05:05:34 No.4961317

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4961314
now ~~mom kisses dad~~

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/17/21(Tue)05:08:14 No.4961319

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/17/21(Tue)05:08:14 No.4961319

>>4961314
>>4961314
niccc

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/17/21(Tue)05:09:15 No.4961321

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/17/21(Tue)05:09:15 No.4961321

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4961319

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)05:12:22 No.4961324

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)05:12:22 No.4961324

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>>4961316

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk)
08/17/21(Tue)05:15:16 No.4961328

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk) 08/17/21(Tue)05:15:16 No.4961328

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4961324
Back to more inarticulate yelling from an ancient language

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/17/21(Tue)05:17:18 No.4961330

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/17/21(Tue)05:17:18 No.4961330

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4961317
go mom go

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)05:18:27 No.4961332

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)05:18:27 No.4961332

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4961324
while we all were distracted - everything was settled down off screen
>>4961330
nice

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)05:35:04 No.4961337

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)05:35:04 No.4961337

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>>4961330

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk)
08/17/21(Tue)05:37:24 No.4961340

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk) 08/17/21(Tue)05:37:24 No.4961340

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4961337
Oh dear, it's the rematch

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/17/21(Tue)05:38:08 No.4961341

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/17/21(Tue)05:38:08 No.4961341

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4961337
No one wants to see their parents make out but thats what happens

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)05:47:59 No.4961349

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)05:47:59 No.4961349

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4961337
now hug

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)06:20:50 No.4961372

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)06:20:50 No.4961372

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>>4961340
"Honey, you're scaring the kids"

*grumble grumble*

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk)
08/17/21(Tue)06:23:47 No.4961375

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk) 08/17/21(Tue)06:23:47 No.4961375

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4961372
Now go to your realm for 3 years and think about what've you done.
"Yes dear."

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)06:26:09 No.4961377

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)06:26:09 No.4961377

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>>4961375
"lmao dad ur grounded"

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk)
08/17/21(Tue)06:29:03 No.4961380

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk) 08/17/21(Tue)06:29:03 No.4961380

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4961377
Lolisniffer bashes Quattro's and Marian's heads together before embarking on his now-four year banishment to the Outer Realms.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)06:35:22 No.4961384

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)06:35:22 No.4961384

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>>4961380
The Von Jewburner resident's version of sending dad to sleep on the couch

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk)
08/17/21(Tue)06:37:57 No.4961386

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk) 08/17/21(Tue)06:37:57 No.4961386

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4961384
"HOORAY, LOLISNIFFER'S GONE!"
"I'LL CUT OUT YOUR ENTRAILS AND USE THEM FOR THE NEXT LITTLE GIR-"
"FIVE YEARS."

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)06:42:03 No.4961389

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)06:42:03 No.4961389

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>>4961386
"......HONEY"

"WHAT NOW?!"

"...I don't have portal opening powers"

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)06:43:05 No.4961392

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)06:43:05 No.4961392

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4961389
Forgive him, he is trying his best to be a good dad
~~he'll just sleep on a couch for a year~~

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk)
08/17/21(Tue)06:43:24 No.4961393

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk) 08/17/21(Tue)06:43:24 No.4961393

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4961389
"Don't worry. Let ~~Mommy~~ open it for you."
"WAIT WHA-"

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk)
08/17/21(Tue)06:44:25 No.4961395

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk) 08/17/21(Tue)06:44:25 No.4961395

>>4961392
Greg no, he needs this

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)06:47:07 No.4961399

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)06:47:07 No.4961399

>>4961395
No, he doesn't.
~~It's a pain to deliver cookies to Outer Realm~~
~~Also I need him for poker evenings~~

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk)
08/17/21(Tue)06:48:56 No.4961402

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk) 08/17/21(Tue)06:48:56 No.4961402

>>4961399
~~No cookies, and you could play poker with him through video call~~

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)06:49:58 No.4961403

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)06:49:58 No.4961403

>>4961402
~~but it's not the saaaaaaaame~~
>no cookies
~~how dare you~~

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)06:55:17 No.4961405

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)06:55:17 No.4961405

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>>4961392
"Fine. Come here you big baby. But yous still need to sleep on the couch for misbehaving"

"mmmmmrmmrmmrmrm"

"OH NO HE'S NOT GONE"

"WE'RE DOOMED!"

"THE APOCALYPSE HAS BEEN RESTARTED"

"Shut up over there"

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk)
08/17/21(Tue)06:57:03 No.4961406

Anonymous (ID: sMxfl5Dk) 08/17/21(Tue)06:57:03 No.4961406

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4961405
>>4961393

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)06:57:42 No.4961407

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)06:57:42 No.4961407

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>4961405
awwww

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)07:02:52 No.4961410

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)07:02:52 No.4961410

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>>4961407
AND NOW

OP gotta go for about 5-6 hours. Will continue when back. toodles

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)07:07:22 No.4961412

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)07:07:22 No.4961412

>>4961410
Sleep is for the weak anyway

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/17/21(Tue)07:13:17 No.4961413

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/17/21(Tue)07:13:17 No.4961413

>>4961410
thanks for bread so far, op

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)12:09:50 No.4961610

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)12:09:50 No.4961610

>>4961410
5-6 hours until the finale?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)13:02:59 No.4961660

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>>4961610
perhaps

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)13:05:07 No.4961663

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)13:05:07 No.4961663

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4961660
!

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)13:06:44 No.4961668

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)13:06:44 No.4961668

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4961660
The finale is postponed due to budget limitations

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)13:08:23 No.4961672

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)13:08:23 No.4961672

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>>4961663

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)13:10:16 No.4961674

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)13:10:16 No.4961674

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4961672
Anon goes to an online Chilean Terrace Farming Forum to denounce OP for being a fag.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)13:14:59 No.4961677

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>>4961674

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)13:16:42 No.4961680

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)13:16:42 No.4961680

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4961677
Back to episode

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)13:21:16 No.4961684

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)13:21:16 No.4961684

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>>4961680

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)13:22:37 No.4961687

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)13:22:37 No.4961687

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4961684
Wow Betty I didn't know you posted on the Burmese Jademaking forum

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)13:30:39 No.4961698

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)13:30:39 No.4961698

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>>4961687
"please don't judge me"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)13:32:57 No.4961703

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)13:32:57 No.4961703

>>4961698
Mom and Dad are busy smooching it up after making up, visibly disgusting the children.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)13:33:44 No.4961704

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)13:33:44 No.4961704

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4961698
Also you filmed Quattro and Marian getting their heads bashed in, didn't you. This is completely disrespectful-
"AHAHAHAHAHA!"
And so is sending it to your brothers and sisters.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)13:33:59 No.4961705

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)13:33:59 No.4961705

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4961698
>>4961703
I swear that Capital D is going to be the end of me.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)13:39:24 No.4961716

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)13:39:24 No.4961716

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>>4961704
"But c'mon. You gotta admit it was a little bit funny"

"Betty"

"C'mooooooon"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)13:41:15 No.4961721

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)13:41:15 No.4961721

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4961716
>>4961703
Or, rather, everyone.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)13:48:28 No.4961734

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)13:48:28 No.4961734

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>>4961721
Mom and Dad starts FURIOUSLY making out in front of everyone.

"Greg?"

"Yeah?"

"Kill me"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)13:50:18 No.4961739

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)13:50:18 No.4961739

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4961734
No, we all suffer together. Besides, your wife still hasn't beaten you up for having a bastard child without her knowledge.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)13:55:44 No.4961748

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)13:55:44 No.4961748

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>>4961739
"i'd like to go back to being dead in the outer realms now"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)13:57:57 No.4961754

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)13:57:57 No.4961754

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4961748
There's not time for that now, here comes Grandma!

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)13:58:10 No.4961756

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)13:58:10 No.4961756

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4961698
Cut to Jeanne out of nowhere and zoom in on her face documentary/interview style. "What's Jeanne's take on all of this?"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)13:58:43 No.4961758

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)13:58:43 No.4961758

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4961748
...did anyone see Grandma-
Grandma puts an end to it by grounding Lolisniffer by throwing him into the Outer Realms

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)14:13:03 No.4961791

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)14:13:03 No.4961791

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>>4961754

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)14:14:09 No.4961792

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)14:14:09 No.4961792

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4961791
"HOW THE HELL ARE YOU-"
"You're grounded, young man."
"WHAT THE FUUUU-"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)14:15:10 No.4961794

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)14:15:10 No.4961794

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4961791
>>4961792
"AND NO XBOX FOR A WHOLE MONTH, THAT'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)14:21:15 No.4961800

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)14:21:15 No.4961800

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>>4961794
"...how do you know what an Xbox is"

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)14:21:40 No.4961801

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)14:21:40 No.4961801

Rolled 5 (1d100)

Quattro leads Marian, Luke, and Rasputin in front of Grandma.
Him and Marian have been knocked around and down so many times their recovery speed is legendary.

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)14:22:41 No.4961803

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)14:22:41 No.4961803

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4961800
It's not the one you're thinking of. She said X's box. She still won't call your wife by her name.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)14:23:17 No.4961804

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)14:23:17 No.4961804

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4961800
"Blame your cousin. She told me everything about your work when I fought her."

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)14:23:27 No.4961805

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)14:23:27 No.4961805

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4961800
Grandma is surprisingly tech adept for her age and has been browsing the internet for tips on how to punish rowdy children since she was released.

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)14:23:46 No.4961806

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)14:23:46 No.4961806

>>4961801
>>4961803
This is some bullshit. Two fives in a row? TWO FIVES?

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)14:24:30 No.4961807

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)14:24:30 No.4961807

>>4961801
>Quattro leads
The first mistake was assuming Quattro can lead anything beside in drunkeness

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)14:25:16 No.4961808

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)14:25:16 No.4961808

>>4961807
Grandma likes him. It makes sense he goes in the front.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)14:26:33 No.4961810

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)14:26:33 No.4961810

>>4961808
So they're pushing him in, got it

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)14:27:37 No.4961811

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)14:27:37 No.4961811

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>>4961804
"hrrrrmmmmmmm"

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)14:29:27 No.4961813

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)14:29:27 No.4961813

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>4961810
Now you're getting it.

>>4961811
For no reason at all, Grandma starts to reminiscence about Lolisniffer's father.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)14:29:52 No.4961814

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)14:29:52 No.4961814

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4961811
>>4961805
Also, that video of you bashing your sons' heads together was hilarious
"Betty..."
"Actually, that was Alt-Betty, she posted it in public, the bitch."

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)14:29:56 No.4961815

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)14:29:56 No.4961815

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4961811
Dad rallies his family for a Family Fun Time Combo against Grandma by promising relatively light spankings to those responsible for the fuckups that's been going on if they beat Grandma together.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)14:39:14 No.4961823

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)14:39:14 No.4961823

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>>4961813
"Aaaaahhhh. You know, son. This is the most fun I had ever since I got out of that tomb you put me in. Getting man handled like that, almost reminds me of your father. Now that's a man who knows how to treat me right. MmmmmmM. He could give me the good hard boning that I crave everyni--"

"Yeah okay, maybe getting banished into another dimension isn't so bad, all things considered"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)14:41:02 No.4961826

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)14:41:02 No.4961826

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4961823
"Eww, gross Grandma."

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)14:41:33 No.4961829

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)14:41:33 No.4961829

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4961823
"We'll, you asked nicely, so bye."
"AAAAAAAA-"
"Hoo...ray?"

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)14:44:32 No.4961832

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)14:44:32 No.4961832

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4961823
AYYY LMAO!
That's some funny ass dialogue and reactions OP. Top notch.
Quattro leads Marian, Luke, and Rasputin in front of Grandma.
Him and Marian have been knocked around and down so many times their recovery speed is legendary.
>>4961801

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)15:04:09 No.4961859

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>>4961832
Very rare time when both marian and quattro get to look cool

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)15:05:10 No.4961860

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)15:05:10 No.4961860

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4961859
A true gamer RGB moment happens as their beautiful combo attack actually damages Grandma.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)15:06:13 No.4961863

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)15:06:13 No.4961863

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4961859
Coolness is dissipated almost immediately for the first 3 when they do stupid things.
Rasputin is irritated

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)15:07:22 No.4961865

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)15:07:22 No.4961865

>>4961860
>RGB
Of course Quattro falls flat again

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)15:07:45 No.4961866

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)15:07:45 No.4961866

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4961859
Grandma! We have something to show you!

They proceed to do the skeleton dance.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)15:08:19 No.4961870

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)15:08:19 No.4961870

>>4961865
Sorry Quattro, RGBY doesn't roll of the tounge as well as RGB does.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)15:12:51 No.4961874

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)15:12:51 No.4961874

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>>4961860
>>4961865
>>4961870
"C'mon guys! It would totally work! We don't have to pronounce RGBY is R-G-B-Y! We...we can pronounce it as..Rugby! Yeah! Like how RWBY is pronounced "Ruby!" or "Rewby", depending"

"What"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)15:16:09 No.4961880

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)15:16:09 No.4961880

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4961874
The brothers let Quattro have this one small thing, because they are nice and don't want to hurt his feelings too much. But they do call him a Discount Weeb for watching RWBY.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)15:16:42 No.4961881

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)15:16:42 No.4961881

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4961874
Quattro, did the head injury rattle your already non-existent brain, Marian hasn't even fully woken up yet and you're already thinking of making him fight grandma

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/17/21(Tue)15:18:15 No.4961885

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/17/21(Tue)15:18:15 No.4961885

Rolled 84 (1d100)

The four of them use the secret bone shaping technique to guse into 1 giga skelington

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)15:18:48 No.4961887

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)15:18:48 No.4961887

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4961874
It's a great show! The early seasons are phenomenal! You know, it's either this or the dance.
>>4961880
>>4961885

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)15:27:09 No.4961897

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/17/21(Tue)15:27:09 No.4961897

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>>4961880
"It's like you're a watching a something made BY a weeb. You're like a bootleg weeb"

"Which is somehow below an actual weeb"

"SHUT UP, THE EARLY SEASONS WERE AMAZING"

"So which one's your waifu then, you discount weeb"

"NYEEEEEEEHHHHH"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)15:29:03 No.4961901

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)15:29:03 No.4961901

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4961897
"Thanks for the pick-me-up, boys."

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/17/21(Tue)15:31:17 No.4961909

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/17/21(Tue)15:31:17 No.4961909

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4961897
>>4961901
"Damn it boys, you were supposed to destroy Grandma, not empower her!"

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)15:34:13 No.4961918

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)15:34:13 No.4961918

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>4961897
Grandma starts laughing.

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)15:38:15 No.4961924

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)15:38:15 No.4961924

>>4961932
Shit, hope this isn't against protocol, but I have to go.

"Hahahaha! Very good, very good! Now..." She forces them to sit down.
"WHAT DO MY GRANDDAUGTHERS HAVE TO SHOW ME?"

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)15:39:21 No.4961926

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)15:39:21 No.4961926

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4961924

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)15:45:24 No.4961935

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>>4961901
"Her energy drain is too strong!"

"This fucking family and its monster freaks of nature"

>>4961926
lol

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)15:49:54 No.4961937

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)15:49:54 No.4961937

>>4961935
Did /qst/ lag again

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)15:50:59 No.4961939

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)15:50:59 No.4961939

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4961935
Oh nevermind, captcha ate my post
Grandma banishes Lolisniffer to the shadow realm with her energy

Anonymous (ID: NaiazAb6)
08/17/21(Tue)15:52:31 No.4961941

Anonymous (ID: NaiazAb6) 08/17/21(Tue)15:52:31 No.4961941

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4961935

Oh shit! A mysterious figure appear from the shadow who say, "I know how to defeat the grandma.."

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)15:54:19 No.4961945

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>>4961941
Gasp! Who could this mysterious deus ex machina be?!

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/17/21(Tue)15:57:57 No.4961946

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/17/21(Tue)15:57:57 No.4961946

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4961945
Zebra.
He immediately gets trashed.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/17/21(Tue)16:03:18 No.4961954

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>>4961946
Oh shit it's 3AM. OP Gotta sleep. Will continue tomorrow. Ish. Probably.

Or in 40 years. Who knows.

updates b here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/17/21(Tue)16:04:06 No.4961957

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/17/21(Tue)16:04:06 No.4961957

>>4961954
Thanks for the ride.

Anonymous (ID: 5bt3N/W8)
08/17/21(Tue)16:19:39 No.4961966

Anonymous (ID: 5bt3N/W8) 08/17/21(Tue)16:19:39 No.4961966

>>4961954
Funny skeletons are always good shit, sleep well and don't destroy your liver. Or kidney, whichever one you used as an excuse before to not stay up all night on 4chan.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)20:19:48 No.4962224

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)20:19:48 No.4962224

>>4961966
Funny skeletons may be hazardous to your health

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/17/21(Tue)20:28:41 No.4962237

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/17/21(Tue)20:28:41 No.4962237

>>4961874
>RWBY
what's your RWBY waifu OP
the later seasons were shit

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/18/21(Wed)09:38:53 No.4962894

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/18/21(Wed)09:38:53 No.4962894

>>4962237
I consume RWBY purely through its porn. So I have no particularly strong feelings towards any or another

Anonymous (ID: /NTWFE+S)
08/18/21(Wed)09:47:55 No.4962897

Anonymous (ID: /NTWFE+S) 08/18/21(Wed)09:47:55 No.4962897

>>4962894
So which character have you busted the most nuts too, then?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/18/21(Wed)09:52:53 No.4962900

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/18/21(Wed)09:52:53 No.4962900

>>4962897
I do not count my nuts, it is a fool's game

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/18/21(Wed)17:15:03 No.4963242

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/18/21(Wed)17:15:03 No.4963242

>>4962900
so is watching RWBY's later seasons

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/18/21(Wed)23:42:36 No.4963624

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/18/21(Wed)23:42:36 No.4963624

>>4961954
40 years later, OP still isn't back from the convience store

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/20/21(Fri)09:29:50 No.4965074

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/20/21(Fri)09:29:50 No.4965074

>>4963624
OP will be back with a pack of cigs in about 12 hours

Or 12 years

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/20/21(Fri)21:24:15 No.4965643

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/20/21(Fri)21:24:15 No.4965643

>>4965074
yes but what if

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/20/21(Fri)23:57:59 No.4965740

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/20/21(Fri)23:57:59 No.4965740

>>4965074
not really

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)02:08:03 No.4965820

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)02:08:03 No.4965820

OP got lost on the way home

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)02:15:37 No.4965828

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)02:15:37 No.4965828

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>>4965820

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/21/21(Sat)02:16:28 No.4965830

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/21/21(Sat)02:16:28 No.4965830

>>4965820
How'd you get lost for several hours while trying to get back to your basement to the kitchen? That takes some serious skills.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)02:17:30 No.4965832

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)02:17:30 No.4965832

>>4965830
The world is a cruel place

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)02:48:14 No.4965854

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)02:48:14 No.4965854

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4965832
you're right because zebra exists

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)04:18:39 No.4965915

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)04:18:39 No.4965915

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4965832
and you got lost again

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)04:37:26 No.4965921

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)04:37:26 No.4965921

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>>4965915

Anonymous (ID: kv4iGgFN)
08/21/21(Sat)04:38:29 No.4965922

Anonymous (ID: kv4iGgFN) 08/21/21(Sat)04:38:29 No.4965922

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4965921
Hmmmm what game should we play now

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)04:39:00 No.4965923

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)04:39:00 No.4965923

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4965921
sure
go back to zebra interrupting the fight for no reason

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/21/21(Sat)04:39:14 No.4965924

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/21/21(Sat)04:39:14 No.4965924

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4965921
OP was a skeleton all along.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)04:44:45 No.4965926

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)04:44:45 No.4965926

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>>4965923

Anonymous (ID: kv4iGgFN)
08/21/21(Sat)04:45:27 No.4965927

Anonymous (ID: kv4iGgFN) 08/21/21(Sat)04:45:27 No.4965927

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4965926
Kick the can!

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/21/21(Sat)04:45:48 No.4965928

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/21/21(Sat)04:45:48 No.4965928

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>4965926
Weld the trash can shut and go back to things that matter instead.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)04:46:58 No.4965929

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)04:46:58 No.4965929

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4965926
Deny knowing him.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)04:53:03 No.4965935

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>>4965929
"C'mon Shotasniffer! Don't you recognize your dear ol uncle?!"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)04:55:00 No.4965936

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)04:55:00 No.4965936

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4965935
Lolisniffer just wants to banish himself now that his relation is known to his mom

Anonymous (ID: kv4iGgFN)
08/21/21(Sat)04:56:16 No.4965937

Anonymous (ID: kv4iGgFN) 08/21/21(Sat)04:56:16 No.4965937

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4965935
>>4965927

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)05:08:52 No.4965941

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)05:08:52 No.4965941

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>>4965936
"WAIT WAIT WA--"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)05:12:47 No.4965944

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)05:12:47 No.4965944

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4965941
"Just banish me now, mom"

Anonymous (ID: kv4iGgFN)
08/21/21(Sat)05:19:41 No.4965947

Anonymous (ID: kv4iGgFN) 08/21/21(Sat)05:19:41 No.4965947

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4965941
What's Simon up too?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)05:23:21 No.4965948

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)05:23:21 No.4965948

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>>4965944
"Nah. You're in more pain this way"

"nyyeeeeh"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)05:26:14 No.4965949

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)05:26:14 No.4965949

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4965948
grandma decides to describe her entire plan

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/21/21(Sat)05:38:58 No.4965952

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/21/21(Sat)05:38:58 No.4965952

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4965948
Lolisniffer launches Grandma to the far side of the moon to give his children time to plan their next move. Except for Marian, he fucked up already and his coming with him to hold down Grandma.

Anonymous (ID: PK2dJ08h)
08/21/21(Sat)05:54:39 No.4965964

Anonymous (ID: PK2dJ08h) 08/21/21(Sat)05:54:39 No.4965964

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4965948
I dont know why but gran gran doing numbers to my dick. Like wow she got nice tits.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)05:55:55 No.4965965

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)05:55:55 No.4965965

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>>4965952
[loud yelling]

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)05:56:39 No.4965966

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)05:56:39 No.4965966

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4965965
He also took Quattro for >>4961377

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)06:04:52 No.4965970

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)06:04:52 No.4965970

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>>4965966

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)06:05:35 No.4965972

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)06:05:35 No.4965972

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4965970
And Bobby gets whisked away because Bobby

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)06:28:57 No.4965979

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)06:28:57 No.4965979

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>>4965972
There's something nagging at the back of your mind about Bobby, can't quite figure out what it is

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)06:33:05 No.4965982

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)06:33:05 No.4965982

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4965979
That boy ain't right.
Well, everyone's looking to you now for the plan.
And I mean everyone.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/21/21(Sat)06:33:20 No.4965984

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/21/21(Sat)06:33:20 No.4965984

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4965979
It's time for the RTS Crossover as the USSR Mobile Construction Vehicle arrives with a batch of USSR reinforcements.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)06:43:48 No.4965987

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)06:43:48 No.4965987

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>>4965982

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/21/21(Sat)06:48:22 No.4965992

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/21/21(Sat)06:48:22 No.4965992

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4965984
>>4965987
I will have my RTS segment, you will not deny me!

Anonymous (ID: 1NWA3yDw)
08/21/21(Sat)06:50:35 No.4965993

Anonymous (ID: 1NWA3yDw) 08/21/21(Sat)06:50:35 No.4965993

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4965987
>>4965992
The RTS is made by Blizzard.
Modern Blizzard.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)06:59:59 No.4966000

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)06:59:59 No.4966000

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>>4965992
The Portal from Skeleton Island opens once again. From it rolls out a titanic vehicle, signalling its approaching with the fearsome call:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRc2vx4xTVM

Anonymous (ID: 1NWA3yDw)
08/21/21(Sat)07:03:49 No.4966002

Anonymous (ID: 1NWA3yDw) 08/21/21(Sat)07:03:49 No.4966002

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4966000
How much weaponry do we have to blast grandma
We need to find a way to shut off her energy drain

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/21/21(Sat)07:06:07 No.4966004

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/21/21(Sat)07:06:07 No.4966004

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Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4966000
Conveniently, Jeanne has had time to analyze the workings of the portal gun Marian had developed and has been able to create a super weapon version of it that will totally be able to banish Grandma.

Mission Objective: Construct the not-Chronosphere and defend it until it is ready to banish Grandma.

~~RTS mode engage~~

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)07:11:07 No.4966008

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)07:11:07 No.4966008

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>>4966002
Let's get a recap. We have access to Transforming tank/copter robots, Equality Prime V2, Gunbuster G V2, assorted USSR troops,...

Anonymous (ID: UcQ62MdK)
08/21/21(Sat)07:13:46 No.4966011

Anonymous (ID: UcQ62MdK) 08/21/21(Sat)07:13:46 No.4966011

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4966008
Launch the copper bots so that we can fulfill the RTS portion
Let's hope Gunbuster G V2 has an auto mode where it basically just charges and fires

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)07:21:40 No.4966019

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)07:21:40 No.4966019

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>>4966011
"Can't Ken pilot it?"

Anonymous (ID: 0cETP8XG)
08/21/21(Sat)07:23:27 No.4966020

Anonymous (ID: 0cETP8XG) 08/21/21(Sat)07:23:27 No.4966020

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4966019
Do you want to risk being near the battle between dad and his mom

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)07:36:20 No.4966031

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)07:36:20 No.4966031

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>>4966020
Ken is thinking

"You're supposed to say no, Ken"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)07:37:48 No.4966034

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)07:37:48 No.4966034

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4966031
"I can't, look at what he has on his hand."
"A Memoir of My Life, Part One, by Lolisniffer- oh"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)07:44:30 No.4966036

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)07:44:30 No.4966036

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>>4966034
"Don't mind me, I just picked up this book that Dad dropped. Continue your discussion"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/21/21(Sat)07:49:21 No.4966038

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/21/21(Sat)07:49:21 No.4966038

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>4966036
Ken begrudingly decides not to pilot the Gunbuster on the condition that he be the Commander for the RTS section that is totally coming up and not getting cucked away from me by my god-awful dice rolls.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)07:49:59 No.4966039

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)07:49:59 No.4966039

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4966036
"But anyway, Ken should pilot, Luke will be his spotter, and both Chosen One and I will be their....watchers."
>>4966038
Well, duh

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)07:51:18 No.4966041

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)07:51:18 No.4966041

>>4966038
>begrudingly decides not to pilot the Gunbuster
considering what he's facing if he doesn't pilot, he doesn't have a chance tp say no

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)07:53:02 No.4966043

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)07:53:02 No.4966043

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>not getting cucked away from me by my god-awful dice rolls.

Dice God laughs for no particular reason

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)07:54:50 No.4966045

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)07:54:50 No.4966045

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4966043
Jeanne has to take over as commander of the RTS, and Lilly as Mission Control instead since >>4966039

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)08:08:41 No.4966052

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)08:08:41 No.4966052

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>>4966045
"Now go get Gunbuster G ready. We'll form up and join the battle soon enough"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)08:09:33 No.4966053

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)08:09:33 No.4966053

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4966052
Find Gunbuster G

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)08:20:08 No.4966059

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)08:20:08 No.4966059

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>>4966053

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)08:21:08 No.4966061

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)08:21:08 No.4966061

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4966059
go in reluctantly while rasputin and chosen one drag luke to the mech

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)08:28:08 No.4966065

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)08:28:08 No.4966065

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>>4966061
"That cockpit's cramped as hell. Can't I go on my dragon instead? Olessa can come too"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)08:29:20 No.4966066

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)08:29:20 No.4966066

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4966065
Rasputin opens the book.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/21/21(Sat)08:30:15 No.4966067

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/21/21(Sat)08:30:15 No.4966067

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4966065
"The Bone Kingdom doesn't get the Dragon Rider unit until the Expansion Pack launches, now get in the fucking Mech"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)08:34:15 No.4966070

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)08:34:15 No.4966070

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>>4966066
Ah yes. Wisdom from dear ol' dad

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)08:35:37 No.4966072

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)08:35:37 No.4966072

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4966070
"Here, Chose One, you need this more than me."

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)08:42:29 No.4966073

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)08:42:29 No.4966073

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>>4966072
Mysterious Flask acquired

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/21/21(Sat)08:45:30 No.4966075

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/21/21(Sat)08:45:30 No.4966075

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4966073
>>4966067
Time to go to RTS mode and observe the battle!
Send in the bots first of course

Anonymous (ID: kv4iGgFN)
08/21/21(Sat)08:50:30 No.4966077

Anonymous (ID: kv4iGgFN) 08/21/21(Sat)08:50:30 No.4966077

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4966073
Now drink paint

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/21/21(Sat)08:52:46 No.4966078

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/21/21(Sat)08:52:46 No.4966078

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>>4966075
ANd now....OP is being banished back into the wagecuck zone. Gotta job to do. Will continue this tomorrow.

And not head out for some smokes and never return. Promise.

Toodles

Anonymous (ID: 9c0x/HVf)
08/21/21(Sat)23:55:05 No.4966893

Anonymous (ID: 9c0x/HVf) 08/21/21(Sat)23:55:05 No.4966893

>>4966078
But when is tomorrow

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/22/21(Sun)02:05:11 No.4967059

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/22/21(Sun)02:05:11 No.4967059

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>4966893
Yeah, yeah, yeah
I'll pay
When tomorrow
Tomorrow comes today

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/22/21(Sun)02:23:49 No.4967067

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/22/21(Sun)02:23:49 No.4967067

>>4966078
where that OP at

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/22/21(Sun)03:17:18 No.4967101

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/22/21(Sun)03:17:18 No.4967101

>>4967067
he disappeared into the shadow realm

Anonymous (ID: 1NWA3yDw)
08/22/21(Sun)07:26:24 No.4967207

Anonymous (ID: 1NWA3yDw) 08/22/21(Sun)07:26:24 No.4967207

>>4966078
what did OP mean by thid

Anonymous (ID: 2uroH2xT)
08/22/21(Sun)20:12:28 No.4967928

Anonymous (ID: 2uroH2xT) 08/22/21(Sun)20:12:28 No.4967928

Rolled 49 (1d100)

Anonymous (ID: FfX0fSVH)
08/22/21(Sun)22:35:55 No.4968118

Anonymous (ID: FfX0fSVH) 08/22/21(Sun)22:35:55 No.4968118

Hey wait a second why do skeletons have boobs

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)01:16:18 No.4968263

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)01:16:18 No.4968263

>>4966078
>>4968118
Asking the real questions here

Anonymous (ID: KuTYR0dP)
08/23/21(Mon)01:30:17 No.4968270

Anonymous (ID: KuTYR0dP) 08/23/21(Mon)01:30:17 No.4968270

>>4968118
How else are going to sell Shotasniffer waifu pillows if she ain't got the tiddies?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)02:08:14 No.4968290

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)02:08:14 No.4968290

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>>4968118
>>4968263
Well, it's because I---

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)02:16:12 No.4968305

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)02:16:12 No.4968305

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4968290
OP LOOK OUT IT'S THEM

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)02:19:58 No.4968311

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)02:19:58 No.4968311

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>4968290
From the RIGHT!?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)02:22:06 No.4968318

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)02:22:06 No.4968318

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>>4968311

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)02:24:03 No.4968319

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)02:24:03 No.4968319

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4968318
OP GOT ISEKIA'D

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)02:24:22 No.4968320

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)02:24:22 No.4968320

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4968318
Back to the sorta RTS where everyone is laughing at Bobby being eliminated

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)02:26:59 No.4968322

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)02:26:59 No.4968322

>>4968319
~~Hey you, you’re finally awake.~~

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)02:32:16 No.4968330

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)02:32:16 No.4968330

>>4968322
Do you mean me specifically or are you doing a goofy refrence

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)02:32:40 No.4968331

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)02:32:40 No.4968331

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>>4968319
>>4968322
aw man

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)02:33:51 No.4968333

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)02:33:51 No.4968333

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4968331
Choose your race op

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)02:34:29 No.4968336

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)02:34:29 No.4968336

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4968331
Back to skeleton

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)02:36:55 No.4968342

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)02:36:55 No.4968342

>>4968336
Ah fuck I was so close to choosing a new game for us but you seem to have bested me in rolls yet again HEMAN!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)02:38:37 No.4968346

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)02:38:37 No.4968346

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>>4968336
"Hey, anon. You're finally awake"

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)02:39:39 No.4968347

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)02:39:39 No.4968347

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4968346
Choose to be Orc Skelly

Anonymous (ID: KuTYR0dP)
08/23/21(Mon)02:41:11 No.4968350

Anonymous (ID: KuTYR0dP) 08/23/21(Mon)02:41:11 No.4968350

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4968346
Todd, no.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)02:42:42 No.4968352

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)02:42:42 No.4968352

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4968346
Uh oh

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)02:43:47 No.4968354

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)02:43:47 No.4968354

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>>4968347

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)02:45:52 No.4968357

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)02:45:52 No.4968357

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4968354
Now go fight his mom

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)02:48:53 No.4968360

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)02:48:53 No.4968360

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>>4968357
Sadly Skele Orc was immediately shot by the Skeleton Police. Skeleton Systemic Racism is still a huge issue in the SkeleSociety

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)02:51:15 No.4968368

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)02:51:15 No.4968368

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4968360
>>4968320

Anonymous (ID: KuTYR0dP)
08/23/21(Mon)02:54:41 No.4968377

Anonymous (ID: KuTYR0dP) 08/23/21(Mon)02:54:41 No.4968377

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4968368
Don't worry, sub-par hero units like Bobby can be re-built at the Skeleton Barracks when we reach Tech Level 2 :^)

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)02:54:46 No.4968378

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)02:54:46 No.4968378

>>4968360
Put him back together with duct tape

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)02:54:53 No.4968379

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)02:54:53 No.4968379

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>>4968368
There's something off about Bobby

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)02:57:05 No.4968384

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)02:57:05 No.4968384

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4968379
Yeah... it's as if he seems a bit ... brighter than ussual

Anonymous (ID: KuTYR0dP)
08/23/21(Mon)02:59:52 No.4968389

Anonymous (ID: KuTYR0dP) 08/23/21(Mon)02:59:52 No.4968389

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4968379
Send skeleton attack dogs at Bobby to see if he's a spy.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)03:01:45 No.4968391

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)03:01:45 No.4968391

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>>4968384
ba dum tish

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)03:03:47 No.4968397

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)03:03:47 No.4968397

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4968391
Punch Bobby as is customary for Shotasniffer

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)03:05:41 No.4968400

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)03:05:41 No.4968400

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>>4968397

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)03:05:53 No.4968401

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)03:05:53 No.4968401

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4968391
Punch self in face

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)03:08:06 No.4968410

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)03:08:06 No.4968410

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4968400
>>4968401
Yeah, Dad's going to find out soon about your heroics

Anonymous (ID: KuTYR0dP)
08/23/21(Mon)03:08:51 No.4968411

Anonymous (ID: KuTYR0dP) 08/23/21(Mon)03:08:51 No.4968411

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4968400
Back to the USSR Scout Helicopters as they observe the Battle against Grandma.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)03:12:57 No.4968416

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)03:12:57 No.4968416

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>>4968410

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)03:14:46 No.4968421

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)03:14:46 No.4968421

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4968416
Now witness >>4968411 and laugh as Bobby fails to even be a fighter

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)03:27:09 No.4968438

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)03:27:09 No.4968438

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>>4968421
He's doing great tho. As the ground they're fighting on.

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)03:29:05 No.4968442

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)03:29:05 No.4968442

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4968438
Some one has to attack the ground being everywhere and all

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)03:31:40 No.4968444

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)03:31:40 No.4968444

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>>4968442

Anonymous (ID: kzgEGmc/)
08/23/21(Mon)03:35:05 No.4968452

Anonymous (ID: kzgEGmc/) 08/23/21(Mon)03:35:05 No.4968452

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4968444
Keep observing as we get ready Gunbuster G

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/23/21(Mon)03:35:27 No.4968453

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/23/21(Mon)03:35:27 No.4968453

>>4968438
I thought boby got traded to some space aliens

Anonymous (ID: kzgEGmc/)
08/23/21(Mon)03:40:43 No.4968462

Anonymous (ID: kzgEGmc/) 08/23/21(Mon)03:40:43 No.4968462

>>4968453
He came back, somehow, after a space adventure
>>4952907
It isn't important

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)03:47:30 No.4968467

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)03:47:30 No.4968467

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>>4968452
>>4968452

>>4968453
>>4968462
Either that or he escaped and the aliens are coming back.

Who knows

Anonymous (ID: RAgADQNt)
08/23/21(Mon)03:49:42 No.4968469

Anonymous (ID: RAgADQNt) 08/23/21(Mon)03:49:42 No.4968469

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4968467
They can have him honestly.
Go to Ken and Luke being completely unenthusiastic about riding a mech

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)03:54:03 No.4968472

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)03:54:03 No.4968472

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4968467
Then everyone got tired of this game and said let's end it here and a new game was started.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)03:56:16 No.4968474

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)03:56:16 No.4968474

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>>4968469
"This cockpit smells like alcohol and broken dreams"

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)03:58:11 No.4968476

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)03:58:11 No.4968476

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4968474
Let those broken dreams drive you to victory

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)04:00:21 No.4968479

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)04:00:21 No.4968479

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>>4968476
The Mecha finishes booting. The onboard AI pipes up

"Welcome, Marian. Sexiest and coolest Skeleton who is definitely not an alcoholic loser nerd"

"...."

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)04:01:42 No.4968481

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)04:01:42 No.4968481

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4968479
Input command "I'm a naughty Girl and need a Spanking"

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)04:03:38 No.4968483

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)04:03:38 No.4968483

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4968479
>>4968481
Also "I like to watch little girl anime"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)04:06:51 No.4968487

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)04:06:51 No.4968487

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>>4968483
"Changing Greeting.....Welcome Marian, you naughty girl who needs a spanking. Watching one of those little girl animes gain?"

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw)
08/23/21(Mon)04:10:39 No.4968489

Anonymous (ID: ZbRzUKXw) 08/23/21(Mon)04:10:39 No.4968489

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4968487
Change her desk top to a picture of a dragon dildo.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/23/21(Mon)04:13:15 No.4968493

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/23/21(Mon)04:13:15 No.4968493

>>4968489
>her
rip Marian

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)04:15:49 No.4968497

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)04:15:49 No.4968497

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>>4968489
Sorry to cut this short, but I gotta go deal with some shit.

be back in 5 hours.

Or 5 years.

Depends

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)09:23:31 No.4968736

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)09:23:31 No.4968736

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4968497
Having fun, Ken?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)09:40:05 No.4968745

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)09:40:05 No.4968745

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>>4968736
Anon get outta there, it's already cramped as it is

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)09:41:59 No.4968748

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)09:41:59 No.4968748

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4968745
well better explain to rasputin why you're fooling around instead of approaching the fight

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)09:48:47 No.4968756

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)09:48:47 No.4968756

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>>4968748
Talking is a free action

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)09:50:15 No.4968757

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)09:50:15 No.4968757

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>4968756
"That that means we have a lot of time reading our father's diar-"
"OK I'M GOING"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)09:58:14 No.4968763

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)09:58:14 No.4968763

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>>4968757

Anonymous (ID: 2j+8+lnV)
08/23/21(Mon)09:58:59 No.4968764

Anonymous (ID: 2j+8+lnV) 08/23/21(Mon)09:58:59 No.4968764

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4968756
Penis dragons everywhere

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)09:59:52 No.4968765

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)09:59:52 No.4968765

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4968763
>>4968764
we're not in marian's fantasy world guys

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)10:04:32 No.4968770

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)10:04:32 No.4968770

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>>4968765
"Computer, delete all folders labeled "secret penis dragon fantasy literature", thank you"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)10:08:35 No.4968774

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)10:08:35 No.4968774

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4968770
now inspect the situation

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)10:11:56 No.4968777

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)10:11:56 No.4968777

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>>4968774

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)10:13:37 No.4968778

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)10:13:37 No.4968778

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4968777
>777
>Quattro down again
The audience laughs as camera is focused on Quattro while Betty and Alt-Betty commentate

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/23/21(Mon)10:15:32 No.4968780

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/23/21(Mon)10:15:32 No.4968780

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>4968777
The Chosen One airdrops the Mysterious Beverage he got from Raspuin to Quattro. Maybe it'll make him power up and turn him relevant again?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)10:22:05 No.4968782

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)10:22:05 No.4968782

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>>4968778
"once again Quattro eats massive shit"

"shameful"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/23/21(Mon)10:22:44 No.4968784

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/23/21(Mon)10:22:44 No.4968784

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4968780
>>4968782

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)10:24:38 No.4968785

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)10:24:38 No.4968785

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4968782
>>4968784
air drop beverage and hope neither dad nor grandma gets it

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)10:25:51 No.4968787

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)10:25:51 No.4968787

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4968782
Quattro actually is merely pretending
it's an after image

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)10:26:42 No.4968789

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)10:26:42 No.4968789

>>4968787
in reality quattro is 50 meters away from the fight lying down

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)10:30:42 No.4968792

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)10:30:42 No.4968792

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>>4968787
NANI

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)10:31:57 No.4968794

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)10:31:57 No.4968794

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>4968792
>>4968789
cut to 50 meters away
"man how far did she knock me back"

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)10:32:35 No.4968795

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)10:32:35 No.4968795

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4968792
Quickly, follow after after images!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)10:36:37 No.4968798

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)10:36:37 No.4968798

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>>4968795

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)10:38:03 No.4968800

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)10:38:03 No.4968800

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4968798
An entire line of Quattro lying on the ground
Man Grandma can kick hard

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)10:38:55 No.4968801

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)10:38:55 No.4968801

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4968798
They go into local bar!
And then into game store!
And then into arcade!
And then back into the fight!
Then back into arcade with Grandma to settle it in Skeleton Fighter II Turbo!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)10:45:19 No.4968804

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)10:45:19 No.4968804

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>>4968801
"HAHA! GRANDMA! I CHALLENGE YOU TO SKELETON FIGHTER 2 TURBO! BEST OUT OF 5! WINNER TAKES ALL"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)10:46:27 No.4968805

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)10:46:27 No.4968805

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4968804
Grandma smashes him with the cabinet

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)10:46:30 No.4968806

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)10:46:30 No.4968806

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4968804
It actually works
~~Unless Grandma is more of Skeleton Fighter Beta person~~

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)11:01:21 No.4968814

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)11:01:21 No.4968814

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>>4968806
Unfortunately for Quattro. Grandma fucking bodied him

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)11:03:11 No.4968816

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)11:03:11 No.4968816

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4968814
For that, Quattro has lost any respect he had left.

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)11:04:30 No.4968817

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)11:04:30 No.4968817

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4968814
>autoloss without even rolls
He really lost his form

Quattro just goes into the sunset to be never seen again.
~~until next skeleton quest~~

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)11:15:11 No.4968821

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)11:15:11 No.4968821

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>>4968816
As punishment, he must now play all video games with a Madcatz controller

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)11:17:41 No.4968823

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)11:17:41 No.4968823

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4968821
I mean it can work for armored core games I guess
~~THE CLAW~~

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)11:23:57 No.4968827

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)11:23:57 No.4968827

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>>4968823
"Quattro! Any thoughts on getting absolutely fucking bodied?"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)11:25:15 No.4968828

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)11:25:15 No.4968828

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4968827
some pithy comment on how it's not about winning, it's about having fun

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/23/21(Mon)11:25:30 No.4968829

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/23/21(Mon)11:25:30 No.4968829

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>4968827
Quattro says nothing as all his energy is absorbed by Grandma. He did say "Winner takes all".

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)11:26:16 No.4968830

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)11:26:16 No.4968830

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4968827
Turns out low-kicks weren't the answer

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)11:30:59 No.4968834

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)11:30:59 No.4968834

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>>4968828
"y-yeah well, uh. It's not about winning. It's, a-all about having fun. and that's what really important. ya know. the spirit of the, uh, fight. Yeah. So winning is not that important really. Just g-gotta have fun out there. You know"

"So did you have fun?"

"...."

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)11:32:49 No.4968835

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)11:32:49 No.4968835

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4968834
The arm then clocks him with the microphone since it's grandma's arm

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)11:34:47 No.4968836

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)11:34:47 No.4968836

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4968834
"..... a lil' bit"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)11:40:58 No.4968840

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)11:40:58 No.4968840

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>>4968835

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)11:41:32 No.4968842

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)11:41:32 No.4968842

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4968840
man he sucks, how's marian

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)11:43:45 No.4968843

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)11:43:45 No.4968843

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4968840
ask grandma how did she got so good at SFIITurbo

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)11:53:28 No.4968849

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)11:53:28 No.4968849

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>>4968842
Lining up a shot

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)11:54:45 No.4968851

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)11:54:45 No.4968851

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4968849
do it marian

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)11:58:55 No.4968853

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)11:58:55 No.4968853

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4968849
>>4968851
just not hit dad
again

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)12:00:04 No.4968854

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)12:00:04 No.4968854

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>>4968851
Can he do it?!

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)12:00:33 No.4968855

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)12:00:33 No.4968855

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4968854
do it do it do it do it

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)12:01:42 No.4968856

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)12:01:42 No.4968856

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4968854
roll for it

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)12:07:49 No.4968859

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)12:07:49 No.4968859

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>>4968855
You fool! You've made Marian think about I Am... All of Me by Crush 40 (Main Theme of Shadow the Hedgehog) © SEGA, 2005! Now he can't focus as the edge is rattling his skull!

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)12:09:56 No.4968861

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)12:09:56 No.4968861

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4968859
SHOOT ALREADY

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)12:10:01 No.4968862

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)12:10:01 No.4968862

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4968859
welcome to the fantasy zone
get ready

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/23/21(Mon)12:12:17 No.4968863

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/23/21(Mon)12:12:17 No.4968863

thanks for bread, I'm off for tonight

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)12:20:09 No.4968868

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)12:20:09 No.4968868

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Rolled 2166 (1d3000)

>>4968862
Roll 2d1000

-666 Edgelord debuff

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)12:21:22 No.4968869

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)12:21:22 No.4968869

Rolled 231 (1d1000)

>>4968868
blame the edge for missing your shot

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/23/21(Mon)12:24:25 No.4968870

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/23/21(Mon)12:24:25 No.4968870

Rolled 26, 941 = 967 (2d1000)

>>4968868
It's good to see Marian still can't get fucking anything done right.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)12:25:13 No.4968871

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)12:25:13 No.4968871

Rolled 601, 103 = 704 (2d1000)

>>4968868
>>4968869

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)12:26:24 No.4968873

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)12:26:24 No.4968873

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>>4968869

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)12:27:23 No.4968876

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)12:27:23 No.4968876

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4968873
OH NO SHE SAW YOU

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/23/21(Mon)12:28:17 No.4968877

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/23/21(Mon)12:28:17 No.4968877

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4968873
Marian dies because Grandma has no chill.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)12:34:08 No.4968882

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)12:34:08 No.4968882

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>>4968877

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)12:35:24 No.4968883

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)12:35:24 No.4968883

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4968882
"So any more disappointments you want to throw at me, son?"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)12:44:28 No.4968890

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)12:44:28 No.4968890

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>>4968883
"And here I thought you liked Quattro"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)12:46:52 No.4968893

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)12:46:52 No.4968893

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4968890
"Just because he's funny doesn't mean he's not a disappointment."

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)12:52:13 No.4968896

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)12:52:13 No.4968896

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>>4968893
"...fair"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/23/21(Mon)12:54:27 No.4968899

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/23/21(Mon)12:54:27 No.4968899

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4968896
Jeanne has used this time well and manged to construct a fully operational base, ready to produce weapons of war to stop Grandma.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)12:54:38 No.4968902

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)12:54:38 No.4968902

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4968896
"Now, after I drain you of your power, I'm going to throw you into the Outer Realms, then find that Zebra guy and have him join you, then destroy the world- what's that golem floating there?"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)13:12:13 No.4968922

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)13:12:13 No.4968922

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>>4968899

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)13:13:28 No.4968926

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)13:13:28 No.4968926

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4968922
She's not happy that Rasputin's fangirl helped her with that

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/23/21(Mon)13:17:36 No.4968930

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/23/21(Mon)13:17:36 No.4968930

>>4968922
Don't forget to set your rally points

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)13:28:33 No.4968936

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)13:28:33 No.4968936

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>>4968926
"I am not happy that Rasputin's fangirl helped me with that. I coulda done it by myself"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)13:34:04 No.4968940

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)13:34:04 No.4968940

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4968936
"Your original plan involved a lot of anime things and a lovehotel for you and Ken" - Olessa

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/23/21(Mon)13:36:53 No.4968943

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/23/21(Mon)13:36:53 No.4968943

>>4968940
I guess that's what happens when you stick all.your kids on an island and don't let them meet new people

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)13:41:32 No.4968945

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)13:41:32 No.4968945

>>4968943
Simon Sez: Remember kids, socializing is important for a growing villain! Don't be like Lolisniffer and isolate your kids on an island , it makes them act weird!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)13:43:55 No.4968948

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)13:43:55 No.4968948

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>>4968940
"THE LOVE HOTEL IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT. SHUTUP. I don't see YOU coming up with a plan! I bet it's just gonna be a fishing trip for you and Luke anyway!"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)13:47:49 No.4968953

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)13:47:49 No.4968953

>>4968948
Oh come on, don't be silly, you can't fish on the moon.
Olessa wanted to build an aquarium and have Luke do all the work.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)13:48:51 No.4968954

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)13:48:51 No.4968954

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>4968948
>>4968953

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)13:50:19 No.4968958

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)13:50:19 No.4968958

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>>4968954
"Damn right I did"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)13:52:23 No.4968962

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)13:52:23 No.4968962

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4968958
Also bumper cars.
Anyway Mom got grounded.

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/23/21(Mon)13:52:49 No.4968963

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/23/21(Mon)13:52:49 No.4968963

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4968958
1a2a3a your army at Grandma then keep rallying.

Maybe expand behind it

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/23/21(Mon)14:00:28 No.4968971

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/23/21(Mon)14:00:28 No.4968971

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>>4968962
What a twist! Could Shadow Grandma making her move to get rid of both Lolisniffer and Grandma?! Whatever the case, we will continue....in like 10 hours! see ya

updates b here: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/23/21(Mon)14:03:23 No.4968974

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/23/21(Mon)14:03:23 No.4968974

>>4968971
>Could Shadow Grandma making her move to get rid of both Lolisniffer and Grandma?!
You ask that like it wasn't intended from the beginning

Anonymous (ID: FfX0fSVH)
08/23/21(Mon)23:46:03 No.4969582

Anonymous (ID: FfX0fSVH) 08/23/21(Mon)23:46:03 No.4969582

Hey guys person who asked why skeletons have boobs here. Just want to say that I wasn't actually against them. Also I'd fuck both shotasniffer and the grandma thank you.

Anonymous (ID: 0k/3xsxP)
08/24/21(Tue)00:03:31 No.4969606

Anonymous (ID: 0k/3xsxP) 08/24/21(Tue)00:03:31 No.4969606

>>4969582
>>4968971
Who said you had to be against them to ask

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/24/21(Tue)00:58:01 No.4969663

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/24/21(Tue)00:58:01 No.4969663

>>4968971
What is 10 hours to a man

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/24/21(Tue)00:59:28 No.4969664

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/24/21(Tue)00:59:28 No.4969664

>>4968971
where you at OP

Anonymous (ID: 4K6Nscdi)
08/24/21(Tue)01:05:38 No.4969669

Anonymous (ID: 4K6Nscdi) 08/24/21(Tue)01:05:38 No.4969669

>>4969663
What is ten hours to OP? What is ten hours to a thread? What us ten hours to a Skeleton?

~~OP clearly got lost on the way back from the kitchen again. Fatboy seems to be directionally challenged.~~

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)04:45:55 No.4969831

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)04:45:55 No.4969831

internet gone to shit. will contoinue in like, 5 hours when it's more stable

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)09:47:46 No.4970010

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)09:47:46 No.4970010

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4969831
hmmm

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)10:15:31 No.4970021

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)10:15:31 No.4970021

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>>4970010
Hmmmm

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/24/21(Tue)10:16:35 No.4970022

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/24/21(Tue)10:16:35 No.4970022

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4970021
Imagine having internet outages

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)10:17:38 No.4970023

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)10:17:38 No.4970023

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4970021
OP's internet was interrupted by the fight between lolisniffer and his mom

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)10:18:47 No.4970024

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)10:18:47 No.4970024

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>>4970023

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)10:20:04 No.4970025

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)10:20:04 No.4970025

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4970024
meanwhile, mom got grounded and is sulking

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/24/21(Tue)10:20:46 No.4970026

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/24/21(Tue)10:20:46 No.4970026

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4970024
>>4970025
With a really big bucket of ice cream

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)10:28:29 No.4970034

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)10:28:29 No.4970034

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>>4970025
"She's not even my real mom!"

"but im your dad tho"

"Shut up dad"

"mmkay"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)10:32:32 No.4970037

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)10:32:32 No.4970037

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4970034
"The only reason he doesn't like the villains is because they own him money!"
"Greg, he literally just barged in and demanded 5 million per day, and then killed the first person who protested."

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)10:38:38 No.4970043

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)10:38:38 No.4970043

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>>4970037
"Well then it's their fault for being in debt in the first place then"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)10:41:27 No.4970048

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)10:41:27 No.4970048

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4970043
They weren't even in debt, he just demanded payment.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/24/21(Tue)10:42:35 No.4970049

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/24/21(Tue)10:42:35 No.4970049

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4970043
Top down view of the massive army that Jeanne is about to Shift+A Click towards Grandma. Who needs to Micro when you have a Death Ball that you can just attack move against your enemy?

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)10:46:51 No.4970051

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)10:46:51 No.4970051

>>4970049
>massive army
>against grandma
>with lolisniffer as a third party
this is why you suck at strategy, jeanne

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)11:00:02 No.4970061

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)11:00:02 No.4970061

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>>4970049

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)11:01:36 No.4970062

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)11:01:36 No.4970062

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4970061
Let me get this straight, you're going to send everyone to die to Grandma in the hope that she'll be too full from the energy she sucked from them.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)11:10:24 No.4970066

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)11:10:24 No.4970066

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>>4970062
"I mean. Aside from Equality Prime and Gunbuster G 2. Our army is remote controlled. Rasputin, Chosen One and Betty is commandeering one of the vehicles tho"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)11:12:53 No.4970068

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)11:12:53 No.4970068

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>4970066
"I mean, it's not like Grandma has a way to destroy a lot of enemies at on-DID SHE JUST BLAST A FUCKING BEAM"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)11:25:38 No.4970074

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)11:25:38 No.4970074

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>>4970068

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)11:26:55 No.4970079

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)11:26:55 No.4970079

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>4970074
"Rasputin can I leave now"
"No, Betty."

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/24/21(Tue)11:27:42 No.4970080

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/24/21(Tue)11:27:42 No.4970080

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4970074
It's a good thing the beam missed, time to hit Shift+X to spread out the units to limit AoE casualties

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/24/21(Tue)11:31:28 No.4970085

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/24/21(Tue)11:31:28 No.4970085

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4970074
>>4970080

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)11:41:25 No.4970092

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)11:41:25 No.4970092

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>>4970079

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)11:42:58 No.4970093

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)11:42:58 No.4970093

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4970092
>>4970085
Wait why is it aimed upwards-LOOK OUT KEN

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)11:53:08 No.4970101

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)11:53:08 No.4970101

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>>4970093
[WARNING. INCOMING BEAM]

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)11:55:14 No.4970104

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)11:55:14 No.4970104

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4970101
RAISE SHIELDS RAISE RAISE RAISE

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/24/21(Tue)11:56:28 No.4970105

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/24/21(Tue)11:56:28 No.4970105

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4970101
TAKE EVASIVE MANEUVERS

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)12:02:28 No.4970107

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)12:02:28 No.4970107

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Rolled 271 (1d1000)

>>4970104
TOO LATE TO DODGE! BRACE YOURSELVES!

ROLL 2d1000

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)12:05:06 No.4970110

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)12:05:06 No.4970110

Rolled 285, 271 = 556 (2d1000)

>>4970107

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/24/21(Tue)12:13:22 No.4970116

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/24/21(Tue)12:13:22 No.4970116

>>4970110
I mean, I want to roll but what are the fucking odds for a 271 vs 271. That's just too coincidental for my taste.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)12:18:24 No.4970118

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)12:18:24 No.4970118

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>>4970110

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)12:20:05 No.4970122

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)12:20:05 No.4970122

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>4970118
YOU ARE JUST HOLDING, LAUNCH THE ATTACK

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)12:29:19 No.4970129

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)12:29:19 No.4970129

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>>4970122

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)12:31:38 No.4970132

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)12:31:38 No.4970132

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4970129
Unfortunately the epic battle scene turns out to be Grandma and Dad using the vehicles and troops as weapons for their fight.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)12:40:12 No.4970139

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)12:40:12 No.4970139

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>>4970132
For what it's worth. Dad only picks up the debris of your mechs after Grandma had blown them up

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)12:44:56 No.4970145

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)12:44:56 No.4970145

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4970139
Rasputin is the only one admiring the fight, everyone else is trying to get out and run back to base.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)12:57:37 No.4970155

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)12:57:37 No.4970155

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>>4970145

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/24/21(Tue)12:59:49 No.4970156

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/24/21(Tue)12:59:49 No.4970156

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4970155
Jeanne has observed the failures of the first wave and are making adjustments on the units to be produced for the second wave.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)13:01:11 No.4970157

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)13:01:11 No.4970157

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4970155
This is honestly just a game to both of them, except the prize is, "the Earth".

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)13:11:00 No.4970161

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)13:11:00 No.4970161

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>>4970156

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)13:11:57 No.4970163

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)13:11:57 No.4970163

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4970161
JEANNE LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)13:15:56 No.4970167

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)13:15:56 No.4970167

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>>4970163
But Jeanne's still all the way back at command base with Shotasniffer! WHo could it be?!

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/24/21(Tue)13:17:35 No.4970168

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/24/21(Tue)13:17:35 No.4970168

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>4970167
Shotasniffer herself, Jeanne's been wasting her resources and she just found out how much it cost.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)13:32:58 No.4970179

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)13:32:58 No.4970179

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>>4970168

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/24/21(Tue)13:35:53 No.4970181

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/24/21(Tue)13:35:53 No.4970181

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4970179
WORK FASTER JEANNE

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)13:42:53 No.4970186

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)13:42:53 No.4970186

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>>4970181
And work faster she did. After Shotasniffer did...things...to her

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/24/21(Tue)13:45:48 No.4970188

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/24/21(Tue)13:45:48 No.4970188

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>4970186
What kind of 'things' are we talking about?

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/24/21(Tue)13:46:15 No.4970189

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/24/21(Tue)13:46:15 No.4970189

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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4970186
L-lewd!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)13:49:44 No.4970193

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)13:49:44 No.4970193

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>>4970188
Y'know.

""""Things"""""
.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/24/21(Tue)13:52:10 No.4970196

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/24/21(Tue)13:52:10 No.4970196

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4970193
That's not wholesome, OP
KEEP IT FAMILY FRIENDLY

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/24/21(Tue)13:53:26 No.4970197

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/24/21(Tue)13:53:26 No.4970197

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>4970193
The first R-rated RTS on the market.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)13:55:34 No.4970198

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)13:55:34 No.4970198

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>>4970197

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/24/21(Tue)13:59:26 No.4970200

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/24/21(Tue)13:59:26 No.4970200

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4970198
Have Chosen One drink the flask from Dad.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/24/21(Tue)14:01:10 No.4970202

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/24/21(Tue)14:01:10 No.4970202

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4970200
>>4970198
Just a small sip, the whole thing is best saved for Quattro who is powered by alcoholism.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)14:06:28 No.4970205

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)14:06:28 No.4970205

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>>4970202
Getting some of that liquid courage

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/24/21(Tue)14:08:19 No.4970208

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/24/21(Tue)14:08:19 No.4970208

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4970205
WITH SOME LIQUID COURAGE IN HIS BONES, CHOSEN ONE GOES IN TO HELP DAD!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)14:13:19 No.4970216

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)14:13:19 No.4970216

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>>4970208
"LOOK! BETTY! CHOSEN ONE IS GOING IN! TIME FOR US TO JOIN HIM TOO!"

"nyyyyeeeeehhhhhh i rather not tho. But if you i-insist"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/24/21(Tue)14:13:57 No.4970218

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/24/21(Tue)14:13:57 No.4970218

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>4970216
AN ALL OUT ATTACK BY THE RED SQUAD!
URAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/24/21(Tue)14:30:59 No.4970238

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/24/21(Tue)14:30:59 No.4970238

uh oh did OP pass out

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)14:31:15 No.4970239

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)14:31:15 No.4970239

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>>4970218

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/24/21(Tue)14:32:33 No.4970242

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/24/21(Tue)14:32:33 No.4970242

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>4970239
CHOSEN ONE THEN THROWS THE FLASK TO QUATTRO FOR A MEGA POWER UP

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/24/21(Tue)14:40:11 No.4970248

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/24/21(Tue)14:40:11 No.4970248

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>>4970242
WILL QUATTRO FINALLY BE ABLE TO BE COOL AGAIN?

FIND OUT IN ABOUT. I DUNNO. 10 HOURS. IF NOTHING FUCKS UP AGAIN. IF SOMETHING DO FUCK UP. WE'LL PROBABLY CONTINUE AT THE SAME TIME AS THIS SESSION

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/24/21(Tue)14:40:45 No.4970249

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/24/21(Tue)14:40:45 No.4970249

>>4970248
damn, come back soon OP

Anonymous (ID: kzgEGmc/)
08/25/21(Wed)00:49:57 No.4970748

Anonymous (ID: kzgEGmc/) 08/25/21(Wed)00:49:57 No.4970748

>>4970248
Quattro won't be cool again

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/25/21(Wed)00:54:35 No.4970753

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/25/21(Wed)00:54:35 No.4970753

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>>4970748
lies and provocation

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/25/21(Wed)01:11:10 No.4970765

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/25/21(Wed)01:11:10 No.4970765

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4970753
It's just Lilly stirring the pot, hoping Luke and Olessa do all the work for her.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/25/21(Wed)01:23:51 No.4970774

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/25/21(Wed)01:23:51 No.4970774

>>4970248
OP is clearly trying to avoid drawing Quattro as cool

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/25/21(Wed)06:02:22 No.4970942

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/25/21(Wed)06:02:22 No.4970942

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>4970753
Behold my massive roll that will prove Quattro will never ever be cool again

Anonymous (ID: pgQNrcUl)
08/25/21(Wed)06:12:14 No.4970952

Anonymous (ID: pgQNrcUl) 08/25/21(Wed)06:12:14 No.4970952

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4970942
Your roll sucks. Now check out my fat roll that ensures Quattro gets a Redemption Arch!

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)09:09:25 No.4971041

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)09:09:25 No.4971041

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4970952
>Redemption Arch
>Arch
so he gets an arch he can redeem for free booze?

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)10:24:05 No.4971074

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)10:24:05 No.4971074

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4971041
No, he gets a Redemption Arc because I am posting from my Desktop now and will not be cucked by auto-correct this time.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)10:24:42 No.4971076

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)10:24:42 No.4971076

>>4970248
op has gone missing

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)10:26:54 No.4971078

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)10:26:54 No.4971078

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>>4971076

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)10:28:54 No.4971080

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)10:28:54 No.4971080

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4971078
!

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)10:31:20 No.4971081

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)10:31:20 No.4971081

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4971078
Quattro finds OP so he can draw his Redemption Arc

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)10:31:46 No.4971083

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)10:31:46 No.4971083

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>>4971080

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)10:33:13 No.4971085

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)10:33:13 No.4971085

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4971083
Get back to the lewd RTS game Jeanne and Shotasniffer was playing.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)10:34:35 No.4971087

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)10:34:35 No.4971087

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4971083
>>4971081
And is now being chased by Lolisniffer and his mom for holding the eldritch drink of Von Jewburner

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)10:35:53 No.4971090

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)10:35:53 No.4971090

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>>4971087
>the quatt
>redemption arc

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)10:39:30 No.4971091

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)10:39:30 No.4971091

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4971090
I didn't say he got it.
>>4971085
THIS IS NO TIME FOR YOUR INCEST FANTASIES, KEN

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)10:40:59 No.4971093

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)10:40:59 No.4971093

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4971090
You can't do my man Quattro like this, he deserves better.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)10:42:36 No.4971096

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)10:42:36 No.4971096

>>4971093
Evidently not. Alright then, carry on Quattro the Sideshow.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)10:44:24 No.4971097

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)10:44:24 No.4971097

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>>4971091
Well good. Can't have him take this

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)10:46:09 No.4971099

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)10:46:09 No.4971099

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4971097
Back to Quattro suddenly realising Lolisniffer and Grandma are coming for him

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)10:52:38 No.4971102

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)10:52:38 No.4971102

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>>4971099

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)10:53:24 No.4971103

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)10:53:24 No.4971103

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4971102
OH GOD

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)11:07:03 No.4971112

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)11:07:03 No.4971112

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>>4971103

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)11:09:30 No.4971115

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)11:09:30 No.4971115

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4971112
back in base, our step-grandma calls for a retreat for all siblings to put her plan into action

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)11:10:21 No.4971116

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)11:10:21 No.4971116

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4971112
DRINK THE FUCKING POTION, QUATTRO

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/25/21(Wed)11:15:51 No.4971123

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/25/21(Wed)11:15:51 No.4971123

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4971112
Genuflect

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)11:18:20 No.4971127

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)11:18:20 No.4971127

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>>4971116

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)11:19:37 No.4971129

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)11:19:37 No.4971129

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>4971127
ROLL FOR EFFECT

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/25/21(Wed)11:20:03 No.4971131

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/25/21(Wed)11:20:03 No.4971131

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4971127
Shin Shouryuu Ken

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)11:29:11 No.4971137

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)11:29:11 No.4971137

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>>4971131
Yeah jsut throw out a Raw Super

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)11:29:35 No.4971139

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)11:29:35 No.4971139

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4971137
>>4971129

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/25/21(Wed)11:35:37 No.4971143

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/25/21(Wed)11:35:37 No.4971143

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4971137
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING

Anonymous (ID: PK2dJ08h)
08/25/21(Wed)11:40:22 No.4971145

Anonymous (ID: PK2dJ08h) 08/25/21(Wed)11:40:22 No.4971145

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>4971137
Punch her good home boy

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)11:41:41 No.4971148

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)11:41:41 No.4971148

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Rolled 909 (1d1000)

>>4971139
ROLL 2d100 to see what Dad's drink empowered Quattro with til the end of this fight! First is for picking, second is result:

1-4: Quattro actually got too drunk and passes the fuck out
5-30: Quattro's bonus is now 250 plus whatever number I rolled
31-60: Quattro's dice is now a D2000
61-85: Quattro's combat roll no longer needs a 2dsomethingsomething for pickings. he picks the highest roll result
86-100: All the above except the first one

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)11:42:43 No.4971149

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)11:42:43 No.4971149

Rolled 10, 48 = 58 (2d100)

>>4971148
Lets fucking go!

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)11:43:14 No.4971150

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)11:43:14 No.4971150

Rolled 27, 54 = 81 (2d100)

>>4971148

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)11:44:56 No.4971152

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)11:44:56 No.4971152

the irony is that 5-30 might actually be better

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)11:47:05 No.4971154

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)11:47:05 No.4971154

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>>4971152
Exactly. Aint it a stinker

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)11:47:38 No.4971155

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)11:47:38 No.4971155

>>4971152
Quattro is never lucky. Must be the yellow colour.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)11:48:31 No.4971156

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)11:48:31 No.4971156

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4971154
ok now you have temporary d2000
too bad grandma and dad have higher dice
and dad's angry with you for drinking his bottle

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)11:53:33 No.4971162

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)11:53:33 No.4971162

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Rolled 2791 (1d3000)

>>4971156
Anyway roll 2d2000

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)11:55:23 No.4971165

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)11:55:23 No.4971165

Rolled 358, 796 = 1154 (2d2000)

>>4971162
>Rolled 2791 (1d3000)
>>4971155
>autolose
NOT ONLY DID YOU MISS THE SHORYUKEN ON GRANDMA, YOU HIT DAD INSTEAD

Anonymous (ID: NaiazAb6)
08/25/21(Wed)12:10:02 No.4971173

Anonymous (ID: NaiazAb6) 08/25/21(Wed)12:10:02 No.4971173

Rolled 68, 761 = 829 (2d2000)

>>4971162

Rollingu!!!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)12:12:19 No.4971176

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)12:12:19 No.4971176

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>>4971165

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)12:13:59 No.4971178

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)12:13:59 No.4971178

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>4971176
"THANKS FOR GIVING ME THE OPENING TO KNOCK HIM OUT AND BANISH HIM TO THE OUTER REALMS!"

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/25/21(Wed)12:15:11 No.4971179

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/25/21(Wed)12:15:11 No.4971179

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4971176
There's a reason Quattro's Grandma's favorite. He's always making her laugh.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)12:15:46 No.4971181

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)12:15:46 No.4971181

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4971176
>>4971179

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)12:18:23 No.4971182

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)12:18:23 No.4971182

>>4971179
>>4971181
in the hilarious way or the evil way

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)12:19:22 No.4971183

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)12:19:22 No.4971183

>>4971182
Both.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)12:22:41 No.4971185

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)12:22:41 No.4971185

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>>4971178
>>4971179
>>4971181
"Ehehehe. Good job, kid. We sure make a great team"

Don't let your dad hear that

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)12:23:55 No.4971187

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)12:23:55 No.4971187

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4971185
GET ANGRY QUATTRO, DO NOT LET GRANDMA GET TO YOUR HEAD

THIS WILL GIVE US A BUFF BIG ENOUGH TO TAKE OUT GRANDMA

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)12:24:17 No.4971188

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)12:24:17 No.4971188

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4971185
Well, he did just get banished, now leaving Grandma free to wreck the world.
At least now big sis isn't in trouble.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)12:24:59 No.4971189

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)12:24:59 No.4971189

>>4971188
nigger are you really going with that

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/25/21(Wed)12:25:49 No.4971192

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/25/21(Wed)12:25:49 No.4971192

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4971187
>>4971185
Gonna have to try and Veto terrible choices here

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)12:27:14 No.4971194

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)12:27:14 No.4971194

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>>4971192
Wait a second.....Shadowboss!

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)12:28:25 No.4971195

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)12:28:25 No.4971195

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4971194
>>4971187
Okay, now get angry Quattro.
This will be Quattro's redemption I can feel it.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)12:29:07 No.4971197

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)12:29:07 No.4971197

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>4971194
CURSES, FOILED AGAIN
>>4971195
redemption from what, bobby

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)12:33:54 No.4971205

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)12:33:54 No.4971205

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>>4971195
COULD THIS BE

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)12:35:37 No.4971210

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)12:35:37 No.4971210

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>4971205
ANGRY AND DRUNK
THE TWO STEPS TO MAKING QUATTRO EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN GRANDMA?

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)12:36:06 No.4971213

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)12:36:06 No.4971213

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4971205
"No."

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/25/21(Wed)12:40:00 No.4971218

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/25/21(Wed)12:40:00 No.4971218

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4971213
Get out of here, you!

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/25/21(Wed)12:42:14 No.4971222

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/25/21(Wed)12:42:14 No.4971222

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4971205
Anger will get nothing
find inner peace.
ascend to new level

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)12:42:19 No.4971223

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)12:42:19 No.4971223

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>>4971213

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)12:43:36 No.4971224

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)12:43:36 No.4971224

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4971223
arguments abound on whether knocking out dad was a "QUATTRO RISES AGAIN" moment (Rasputin) or "quattro chokes again" (Betty)

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/25/21(Wed)12:44:07 No.4971225

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/25/21(Wed)12:44:07 No.4971225

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4971223
good thing that you are skeleton and can twist your neck in most unnatural angles to dodge
>>4971224
both

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)12:44:44 No.4971227

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)12:44:44 No.4971227

>>4971223
Quattro really can't be redeemed, huh

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)12:46:38 No.4971230

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)12:46:38 No.4971230

>>4971227
knocking out dad was good enough, at least now nobody has to worry about fighting dad if it came to that

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)12:56:13 No.4971239

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)12:56:13 No.4971239

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>>4971224
"I mean, it gotta count for something right?"

"Fuck no it does"

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/25/21(Wed)12:57:15 No.4971242

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/25/21(Wed)12:57:15 No.4971242

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4971239
Come on Quattro
Remember your training

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)13:16:58 No.4971259

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)13:16:58 No.4971259

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>>4971242
FLAAASHBAAAACK

....oh damn he's too rattled to remember correctly

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)13:18:45 No.4971260

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)13:18:45 No.4971260

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>4971259
TRY HARDER QUATTRO
URAAAAAAAAAAAAH
THERE IS SOMETHING IN YOUR HEAD THAT YOU HAVE TO REMEMBER

Anonymous (ID: PK2dJ08h)
08/25/21(Wed)13:19:32 No.4971261

Anonymous (ID: PK2dJ08h) 08/25/21(Wed)13:19:32 No.4971261

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4971259
Angry punch the gilf!

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)13:19:47 No.4971263

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)13:19:47 No.4971263

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4971259
Time for grandma's customary final boss speech to everyone about her plan

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)13:32:11 No.4971273

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)13:32:11 No.4971273

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>>4971263
"Ehehehe, you see, I---Lobsters are a family (Nephropidae, sometimes also Homeridae) of large marine crustaceans.

Lobsters have long bodies with muscular tails, and live in crevices or burrows on the sea floor. Three of their five pairs of legs have claws, including the first pair, which are usually much larger than the others. Highly prized as seafood, lobsters are economically important, and are often one of the most profitable commodities in coastal areas they populate."

Oh shit I dropped the remote, channel's been switch over to some nature documentary

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)13:33:54 No.4971277

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)13:33:54 No.4971277

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>4971273
Switch back and look at all the shocked faces

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/25/21(Wed)13:38:34 No.4971282

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/25/21(Wed)13:38:34 No.4971282

Rolled 26 (1d100)

Back at HQ we have used all the maps resources to create a giga mass Accelerator cannon designed to fire 1 shotasniffer at extreamly high velocity at Grandma magnifying her punch a hundred fold

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)13:41:11 No.4971284

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)13:41:11 No.4971284

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>>4971277

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)13:43:15 No.4971289

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)13:43:15 No.4971289

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>4971284
uh, are you ok, you seem to be shaking

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)13:44:12 No.4971291

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)13:44:12 No.4971291

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4971284
Well Shotasniffer, it's up to us to finish the fight.
>>4971282
Can we do this plan?

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/25/21(Wed)13:44:22 No.4971292

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/25/21(Wed)13:44:22 No.4971292

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>4971282
Trying for this again

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)13:54:30 No.4971299

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)13:54:30 No.4971299

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>>4971291
"It is the right thing to do. We are the only hope"

"Yeah but think about the cost tho"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)13:55:52 No.4971304

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)13:55:52 No.4971304

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4971299
"Think about the money we would earn by saving the world though."
"Think about Da-actually don't think about him at all"

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/25/21(Wed)13:56:38 No.4971305

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/25/21(Wed)13:56:38 No.4971305

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4971299
Damn, splice in some of that demon costume design into the accelerator cannon suit

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)14:00:25 No.4971308

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)14:00:25 No.4971308

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>>4971304
"Ah too late."

Giant Floating Dad Head appears and stares at you disapprovingly

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)14:01:31 No.4971310

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)14:01:31 No.4971310

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4971308
FUCKING DO IT ALREADY
The time has come no matter the resources we spend, we have to stop Grandma.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)14:02:38 No.4971312

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)14:02:38 No.4971312

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4971305
>>4971310
"Stop her or else I will spank you."

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)14:06:41 No.4971320

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)14:06:41 No.4971320

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>>4971310
Better get on it then

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)14:08:04 No.4971323

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)14:08:04 No.4971323

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>4971320
Lets coordinate with Jeanne to load ourselves into the ACCELERATOR CANNON

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)14:11:11 No.4971330

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)14:11:11 No.4971330

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>4971320
>>4971323
suffice to say she became extremely cooperative

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)14:24:24 No.4971339

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)14:24:24 No.4971339

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>>4971323
DUN DUN

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)14:25:15 No.4971341

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)14:25:15 No.4971341

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>4971339
It's time to end this.

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/25/21(Wed)14:26:09 No.4971342

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/25/21(Wed)14:26:09 No.4971342

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>4971339
thats not to scale, the cannon is BIGGER then this and LONGER

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)14:44:42 No.4971360

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)14:44:42 No.4971360

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>>4971341
"SHOTASNIFFER MOVING TO LOADING CHAMBER. ALL PERSONNEL READY FOR ACCELERATOR CANNON FIRING."

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)14:50:23 No.4971366

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)14:50:23 No.4971366

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4971360
URAH URAH URAH
sorry got distracted

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)14:52:15 No.4971368

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)14:52:15 No.4971368

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>>4971366
It's okay, Anon. I got distracted with. Things. Too

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)14:53:01 No.4971369

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)14:53:01 No.4971369

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>4971368
Whoa what the fuck
nice outfit.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)14:56:52 No.4971377

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)14:56:52 No.4971377

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>>4971369
Let's delete that timeline from our memory

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)14:58:00 No.4971379

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)14:58:00 No.4971379

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4971377
[STAR WARS DEATH STAR SEQUENCE]

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)15:04:35 No.4971388

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)15:04:35 No.4971388

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>>4971379
doo doo doo

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)15:06:16 No.4971391

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)15:06:16 No.4971391

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4971388
and uhhh Jeanne as Princess Leia for some reason?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)15:10:48 No.4971398

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)15:10:48 No.4971398

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>>4971391
OP is immediately arrested by Disney Copyright Police

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/25/21(Wed)15:11:34 No.4971400

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/25/21(Wed)15:11:34 No.4971400

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>4971398
Anyways, let's get to the firing already.

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/25/21(Wed)15:12:33 No.4971401

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/25/21(Wed)15:12:33 No.4971401

>>4971368
what the fuck is this skeletal anatomy, my fan theory is SHATTERED

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/25/21(Wed)15:17:33 No.4971409

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/25/21(Wed)15:17:33 No.4971409

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>>4971400
And the firing will commence. In about 20 hours. Gotta go now. See ya

Updates be here: ~~https://twitter.com/notapaladin~~

>>4971401
Gotta keep you on ya toes

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/25/21(Wed)19:01:24 No.4971633

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/25/21(Wed)19:01:24 No.4971633

>>4971409
Where's Luke Skyweiner?

Anonymous (ID: WcpW5rGv)
08/25/21(Wed)22:19:40 No.4971899

Anonymous (ID: WcpW5rGv) 08/25/21(Wed)22:19:40 No.4971899

>>4971409
Spook Wars Episode IV: A New Bone

Anonymous (ID: WcpW5rGv)
08/25/21(Wed)22:21:45 No.4971902

Anonymous (ID: WcpW5rGv) 08/25/21(Wed)22:21:45 No.4971902

>>4971368
Clearly the next step for OP is to become a Twitter porn artist with a patreon

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)08:42:17 No.4972234

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)08:42:17 No.4972234

>>4971902
Based and coom-pilled.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)09:55:56 No.4972263

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)09:55:56 No.4972263

Where that OP at?

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)10:35:18 No.4972277

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)10:35:18 No.4972277

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>4972263
>>4971409
somewhere within a hour

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)12:08:40 No.4972340

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)12:08:40 No.4972340

>>4971409
This show now on Disney+

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)12:18:47 No.4972349

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)12:18:47 No.4972349

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br3ad

Anonymous (ID: 2j+8+lnV)
08/26/21(Thu)12:21:05 No.4972354

Anonymous (ID: 2j+8+lnV) 08/26/21(Thu)12:21:05 No.4972354

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4972349
Out some butter on that bread

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)12:21:18 No.4972355

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)12:21:18 No.4972355

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>4972349
Skeleton bread

Anonymous (ID: F/bdZBJ3)
08/26/21(Thu)12:22:13 No.4972356

Anonymous (ID: F/bdZBJ3) 08/26/21(Thu)12:22:13 No.4972356

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>4972349
*chomp*

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)12:22:49 No.4972358

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)12:22:49 No.4972358

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>4972349
Cut to Gunbuster G's inevitable destruction by Grandma

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)12:25:22 No.4972368

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)12:25:22 No.4972368

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>>4972356

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)12:26:36 No.4972370

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)12:26:36 No.4972370

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4972368
>>4972358

Anonymous (ID: 2j+8+lnV)
08/26/21(Thu)12:26:46 No.4972371

Anonymous (ID: 2j+8+lnV) 08/26/21(Thu)12:26:46 No.4972371

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4972368
The bread has a mind of its own!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)12:31:59 No.4972382

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)12:31:59 No.4972382

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>>4972371

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)12:34:08 No.4972388

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)12:34:08 No.4972388

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4972382
BLAM

Anonymous (ID: F/bdZBJ3)
08/26/21(Thu)12:34:52 No.4972390

Anonymous (ID: F/bdZBJ3) 08/26/21(Thu)12:34:52 No.4972390

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4972382
Oh shit, you can have my wallet bread, please don't shoot me!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)12:35:26 No.4972391

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)12:35:26 No.4972391

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>>4972388

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)12:37:34 No.4972393

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)12:37:34 No.4972393

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>4972391
Continue Shotasniffer Launch Preperations

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)12:43:19 No.4972404

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)12:43:19 No.4972404

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>>4972393

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)12:44:18 No.4972406

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)12:44:18 No.4972406

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4972404
The other siblings are brought with you

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)12:46:02 No.4972408

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)12:46:02 No.4972408

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>4972404
>>4972406
Except Jeanne who remains to oversee production of units

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)12:49:05 No.4972411

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)12:49:05 No.4972411

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>>4972406
Aside from Jeanne who's manning the controls, only Olessa and Lilly are left, really. The rest are already at the battle site

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)12:51:15 No.4972415

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)12:51:15 No.4972415

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>4972411
Helium mix: Optimal
Bearing: Set
Bombadiers: At their stations

Commence Shotasniffer Launch Event!

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)12:51:16 No.4972416

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)12:51:16 No.4972416

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>4972411
OPERATION "CRASH INTO GRANDMA" IS A GO

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)12:59:58 No.4972429

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)12:59:58 No.4972429

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>>4972416
"We're ready, Jeanne"

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)13:01:14 No.4972431

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)13:01:14 No.4972431

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>4972429
Dramatically push the button.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)13:09:47 No.4972438

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)13:09:47 No.4972438

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>>4972431

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)13:10:33 No.4972439

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)13:10:33 No.4972439

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4972438
Roll for result

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)13:13:21 No.4972443

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)13:13:21 No.4972443

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>>4972439
Anon rolls around on the floor

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)13:13:50 No.4972445

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)13:13:50 No.4972445

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4972443
He achieves no results

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)13:14:42 No.4972447

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)13:14:42 No.4972447

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4972443
>>4972445
Sad

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)13:17:08 No.4972453

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)13:17:08 No.4972453

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>>4972445
Anon contemplates the futility of life

Anonymous (ID: 2j+8+lnV)
08/26/21(Thu)13:18:15 No.4972454

Anonymous (ID: 2j+8+lnV) 08/26/21(Thu)13:18:15 No.4972454

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>4972453
Maybe I should buy that boat

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)13:19:13 No.4972455

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)13:19:13 No.4972455

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>4972453
Anon has the honor of becoming the cushion for Shotasniffer as she crashes into him after being launched.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)13:22:45 No.4972459

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)13:22:45 No.4972459

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>>4972454

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)13:25:02 No.4972462

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)13:25:02 No.4972462

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4972459
Back to Shotasniffer, where did we end up?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)13:38:55 No.4972473

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)13:38:55 No.4972473

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Rolled 1486 (1d3000)

>>4972462
Roll 2d3000

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)13:40:40 No.4972478

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)13:40:40 No.4972478

Rolled 2112, 894 = 3006 (2d3000)

>>4972473

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)13:42:56 No.4972484

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)13:42:56 No.4972484

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>>4972478
Damn anon u suck

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)13:46:57 No.4972490

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)13:46:57 No.4972490

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4972484
where was everyone else
so it wasn't quite there yet

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)13:59:10 No.4972500

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)13:59:10 No.4972500

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>>4972490
In a sense

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)14:01:48 No.4972502

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)14:01:48 No.4972502

>>4972500
Shockwaves from the punch blow everyone away except the two

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)14:02:59 No.4972505

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)14:02:59 No.4972505

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4972500
>>4972502

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)14:08:03 No.4972509

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)14:08:03 No.4972509

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>>4972505
Wow how convenieneeeeentttt

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)14:08:49 No.4972510

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)14:08:49 No.4972510

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4972509
Well, except for Bobby

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)14:18:54 No.4972516

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)14:18:54 No.4972516

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>>4972510

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)14:20:50 No.4972518

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)14:20:50 No.4972518

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>4972516
Quick, punch her in the face, that always works!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)14:26:13 No.4972523

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)14:26:13 No.4972523

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Rolled 860 (1d3000)

>>4972518
Roll 2d2200

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)14:26:44 No.4972525

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)14:26:44 No.4972525

Rolled 1126, 711 = 1837 (2d2200)

>>4972523

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)14:29:21 No.4972526

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)14:29:21 No.4972526

Rolled 1229, 837 = 2066 (2d2200)

>>4972525
>>4972523
stop rolling terrible
i'm here now
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)14:35:55 No.4972536

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)14:35:55 No.4972536

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>>4972525
>>4972526

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)14:36:55 No.4972538

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)14:36:55 No.4972538

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>4972536
c;ear;y a mid-battle powerup is needed

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)14:40:43 No.4972552

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)14:40:43 No.4972552

>>4972536
>>4972538
Like getting angry or all your siblings joining up with you.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)14:41:26 No.4972553

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)14:41:26 No.4972553

>>4972552
Or both.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)14:41:48 No.4972555

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)14:41:48 No.4972555

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>>4972538
Clearly anon needs to roll better

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)14:43:29 No.4972560

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)14:43:29 No.4972560

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4972555
AH BUT WAIT FOR OLESSA'S TURN TO GO IN
WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)14:53:17 No.4972571

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)14:53:17 No.4972571

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>>4972560
OH SHIT

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)14:54:41 No.4972573

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)14:54:41 No.4972573

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>4972555
STRIKE

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)14:54:57 No.4972574

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)14:54:57 No.4972574

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4972571
THE MIGHT OF THE BLUE TEAM!!!
URAAAAAAAH!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)14:58:25 No.4972577

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)14:58:25 No.4972577

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Rolled 721 (1d3000)

>>4972574
ROLL 2d2500

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)14:58:55 No.4972578

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)14:58:55 No.4972578

Rolled 1786, 626 = 2412 (2d2500)

>>4972577
THIS IS FUCKING IT
URAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)14:59:13 No.4972580

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)14:59:13 No.4972580

Rolled 970, 529 = 1499 (2d2500)

>>4972577

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)14:59:44 No.4972582

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)14:59:44 No.4972582

does grandma literally have luck powers on her side

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)15:11:29 No.4972590

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)15:11:29 No.4972590

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>>4972578

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)15:12:41 No.4972591

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)15:12:41 No.4972591

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4972590
JEANNE LOAD LILLY IN WITH THE BIGGEST SWORD SHE CAN HANDLE

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)15:23:40 No.4972603

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)15:23:40 No.4972603

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Rolled 436 (1d3000)

>>4972591
ROLL 2d2500

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)15:24:08 No.4972604

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)15:24:08 No.4972604

Rolled 246, 1098 = 1344 (2d2500)

>>4972603
CRACK THE MOON IN FUCKING HALF

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)15:25:07 No.4972605

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)15:25:07 No.4972605

Rolled 94, 497 = 591 (2d2500)

>>4972603
Behold

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)15:35:19 No.4972617

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)15:35:19 No.4972617

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>>4972604

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)15:36:27 No.4972618

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)15:36:27 No.4972618

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4972617
DIRECT HIT, DO A FOLLOW UP

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)15:37:21 No.4972619

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)15:37:21 No.4972619

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4972617
>>4972618
DO THIS BUT WITH THE THREE SISTERS
SHOTASNIFFER, LILLY AND OLESSA
URAAAAAAAAAH

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)15:39:40 No.4972622

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)15:39:40 No.4972622

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Rolled 2627 (1d3000)

>>4972618
Aight just roll 2d2500

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)15:40:14 No.4972624

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)15:40:14 No.4972624

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>4972622
AS I SAID, LUCK POWERS

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)15:40:45 No.4972625

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)15:40:45 No.4972625

Rolled 1897, 1420 = 3317 (2d2500)

>>4972622
>>4972624

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)15:41:52 No.4972626

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)15:41:52 No.4972626

Rolled 2246, 1822 = 4068 (2d2500)

>>4972622
bitch that's an autoloss

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)15:50:52 No.4972634

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)15:50:52 No.4972634

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>>4972625
>>4972626
Aint that a hoot

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)15:52:42 No.4972637

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)15:52:42 No.4972637

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>4972634
We're gonna have to double team Grandma with Olessa and Shotasniffer then.
URAH!

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)15:53:16 No.4972638

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)15:53:16 No.4972638

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4972634
>>4972637
Triple team you mean

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)15:55:06 No.4972644

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)15:55:06 No.4972644

>>4972638
>>4972637
>>4972634
yeah uh triple team with Lilly

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)15:55:23 No.4972646

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)15:55:23 No.4972646

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4972634
Everyone is pulled back to the cannon by a rubber dimondium string like a yoyo so they can be fired again. Shotasniffer grabs her dad on the way out.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)16:03:35 No.4972659

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)16:03:35 No.4972659

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Rolled 1374 (1d3000)

>>4972637
Roll 1d2700

Highest roll gets picked

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)16:04:04 No.4972660

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)16:04:04 No.4972660

Rolled 1641 (1d2700)

>>4972659
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)16:05:00 No.4972662

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)16:05:00 No.4972662

Rolled 2211, 1483 = 3694 (2d2700)

>>4972660

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)16:05:20 No.4972663

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)16:05:20 No.4972663

Rolled 1116 (1d2700)

>>4972659

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)16:09:07 No.4972669

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)16:09:07 No.4972669

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>>4972660
QUICK! TAKE THIS TIME TO PICK ONE OF THESE ADVANTAGE:

A: More of your siblings make it back into the battle
B: OP goes to the nearby store for some groceries
C: Dad wakes up
D: OP gets all your money

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)16:09:41 No.4972671

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)16:09:41 No.4972671

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4972669
C: DAD WAKES UP SO WE CAN FINALLY START THE FUCKING RITUAL

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)16:10:27 No.4972674

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)16:10:27 No.4972674

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>4972669
C, we need to distract grandmom so Dad can get in the cannon. His combo is infinite

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)16:13:08 No.4972677

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)16:13:08 No.4972677

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4972669
>>4972671
>>4972674
I'M SURE THIS WILL GO WELL

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)16:20:09 No.4972691

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)16:20:09 No.4972691

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>>4972677
"mmmm--WHUH?! WHERE AM I ?! JEANNE?! What's going on?! Last I remember Quattro socked me in the chin and then your grandma knocked me out. What happened?!"

"Oh uh hi dad. I got uh, the robots to drag you back to base and load you into an Accelerator Cannon so we can shoot you back at Grandma"

"Oh okay"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)16:21:07 No.4972692

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)16:21:07 No.4972692

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4972691
OKAY NOW THIS IS THE ONE TO KNOCK OUT GRANDMA SO WE CAN FINALLY START THE RITUAL

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)16:22:19 No.4972694

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)16:22:19 No.4972694

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>4972691
"So how's Shotasniffer. Has she been a good villain?"
"Uh, yes."
>>4972692
The ritual where we kill everyone?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)16:36:23 No.4972718

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)16:36:23 No.4972718

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>>4972694
"But uh, hypothetically. What if she was like, a superhero. Or something"

"Oh then I'll support her decision if that's the career she wants to take"

"....wait what"

"They'll never believe you if you tell them, Jeanne"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)16:38:06 No.4972723

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)16:38:06 No.4972723

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4972718
WELP
HIT THE BUTTON

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)16:38:52 No.4972724

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)16:38:52 No.4972724

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4972718
>>4972723
That might be the most frightening thing Lolisniffer has said.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)16:43:16 No.4972729

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)16:43:16 No.4972729

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Rolled 198 (1d3000)

>>4972723
ROLL 2d4000

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)16:43:40 No.4972731

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)16:43:40 No.4972731

Rolled 1812, 2407 = 4219 (2d4000)

>>4972729
>198
It's over.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)16:54:37 No.4972748

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)16:54:37 No.4972748

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>>4972731

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)16:55:31 No.4972752

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)16:55:31 No.4972752

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4972748
GREG IT'S TIME FOR THE RITUAL!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)17:07:55 No.4972766

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)17:07:55 No.4972766

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>>4972752
"THE BLOOD RITUAL? But all the heroes and villains either retreated or all KO'd far away from here!"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)17:08:53 No.4972768

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)17:08:53 No.4972768

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4972766
JEANNE THANKFULLY HAS A PLAN TO BRING THE HEROES AND VILLAINS HERE IN ONE FELL SWOOP

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)17:09:51 No.4972769

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)17:09:51 No.4972769

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4972768
You really want to risk that when both her mom and step-grandma disapprove of it?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)17:14:19 No.4972772

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)17:14:19 No.4972772

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>>4972768
"Of course. I could just get Jeanne to transport them here with the mechs..."

"Also your wife didn't want us doing the blood ritual"

"Ah shit. For real?......Maybe we can use animal blood then. You got the ponies?"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)17:15:05 No.4972773

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)17:15:05 No.4972773

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>4972772
"Dad...Bobby here...you have know something about Shotasniffer..."

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)17:20:14 No.4972780

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)17:20:14 No.4972780

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>>4972773
"...Bobby?! What are you down there?"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)17:21:36 No.4972782

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)17:21:36 No.4972782

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>4972780
"Doesn't matter...you see...Shotasniffer...she"
"BOBBY, NO!" - all the other siblings

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)17:22:17 No.4972785

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)17:22:17 No.4972785

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>4972782
>>4972780
SHUSH Bobby
Get those mechs to transport the bodies

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)17:22:18 No.4972786

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)17:22:18 No.4972786

Rolled 92 (1d100)

lets just fire grandmom into the sun with our cannon

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)17:22:54 No.4972789

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)17:22:54 No.4972789

>>4972786
she'll probably come back on fire

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)17:27:42 No.4972798

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)17:27:42 No.4972798

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>>4972785
"Ya sure? Your mom sounds pretty against it"

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)17:28:15 No.4972799

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)17:28:15 No.4972799

>>4972789
I choose not to believe that grandmom is strong enough to survive the sun and escape its gravitational pull.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)17:28:23 No.4972800

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)17:28:23 No.4972800

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>4972798
I'll do anything to have those ponies, Dad.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)17:31:34 No.4972803

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)17:31:34 No.4972803

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4972798
>>4972800
I will literally save every single pony and please ignore Bobby.

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)17:31:39 No.4972804

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)17:31:39 No.4972804

>>4972800
>>4972798
siding with dad over mom. DADDY ISSUES

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)17:33:18 No.4972805

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)17:33:18 No.4972805

>>4972804
dad's the henpecked "yes, dear" husband, though

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)17:34:33 No.4972806

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)17:34:33 No.4972806

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>>4972800
Then what about...buying Skyrim

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)17:35:50 No.4972807

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)17:35:50 No.4972807

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4972806
ANYTHING.
"SHOTASNIFFER BECAME A SUPERHEROINE, NYEEEEEEEEEEEH"

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)17:37:37 No.4972809

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)17:37:37 No.4972809

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>>4972807
"...pardon?"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)17:38:27 No.4972810

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)17:38:27 No.4972810

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>4972809
god damn it OP
just do the sacrificing of the heroes and villains already

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)17:39:55 No.4972813

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)17:39:55 No.4972813

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>4972809
greg brought all the ponies he has as bobby keeps repeating at the top of his voice

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)17:44:05 No.4972819

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)17:44:05 No.4972819

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>>4972810
"Anyway, I called back to the youngun's base. They're bringing any KO'd combatant from the previous battle site to here"

"--huh? Oh oh right. yeah. yeah. Sorry, thought I heard something back there"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)17:46:39 No.4972822

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)17:46:39 No.4972822

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>4972819
So, what exactly do we need to do for the sacrifice besides sacrifice, Dad? Any specific steps?

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)17:47:51 No.4972825

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)17:47:51 No.4972825

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>4972819
>>4972822
let's hope OP doesn't senak in a twist that ruins the entire ritual

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)17:56:44 No.4972843

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)17:56:44 No.4972843

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>>4972822
"Well, first of all, we need a tomb or a coffin to put your grandma in. But since we're short on time, we'll just have to settle for a big hole inside the moon. Then we fill the hole with blood so that grandma is completely submerged. But save some blood tho, cuz after that we seal the opening by covering it with a lid, then cover said lid with runes. Written with the leftover blood."

"So we're sealing her in the Moon"

"It's not like we're gonna leave any life up here afterwards for her to drain for another escape"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)17:57:19 No.4972846

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)17:57:19 No.4972846

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>4972843
Let's fucking do it.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)17:58:49 No.4972849

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)17:58:49 No.4972849

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4972843
This is going too well for comfort

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)18:06:45 No.4972859

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)18:06:45 No.4972859

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>>4972846
And so they begin the dark work of murdering the unconscious heroes and villains and draining their blood

"L-Lolisniffer?! H-have you finally came to collect the money I owe?"

"Eh. Sorta"

"W-wait! I can pay! Just give me a fe---"

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)18:08:37 No.4972863

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)18:08:37 No.4972863

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>4972859
Walk away from it all, not knowing that Grandma is powering up

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)18:13:35 No.4972872

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)18:13:35 No.4972872

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>4972859
why kill them, we can just take mosto n of their blood

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)18:15:05 No.4972875

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)18:15:05 No.4972875

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>>4972863
Well you just want a last minute twist huh anon

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)18:16:59 No.4972879

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)18:16:59 No.4972879

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>4972875
this is a superhero story, last minute twists are everywhere
>>4972872

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)18:20:35 No.4972884

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)18:20:35 No.4972884

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>>4972879
Why settle for most of their blood when we can have all of their blood.

Plus it gets rid of competition

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)18:21:34 No.4972885

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)18:21:34 No.4972885

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4972884
point, also bobby's still screaming something

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)18:28:02 No.4972888

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)18:28:02 No.4972888

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>>4972885
"Hey! Someone go check on your brother! See what his deal is. Luke, Olessa, Lilly! Come down here and help me with this, since you have blades. The rest go check on your grandma"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)18:28:54 No.4972890

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)18:28:54 No.4972890

Rolled 79 (1d100)

LET'S GO CHECK ON GRANDMA

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)18:29:59 No.4972891

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)18:29:59 No.4972891

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>4972888
And so they did.

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)18:33:05 No.4972897

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)18:33:05 No.4972897

>>4972884
mom will be mad

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)18:35:38 No.4972900

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)18:35:38 No.4972900

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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>4972891
Alright. Now for an uber important roll. This will determine if the ritual goes off without a hitch or not.

Roll 2d100

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)18:36:07 No.4972902

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)18:36:07 No.4972902

Rolled 18, 7 = 25 (2d100)

>>4972900

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)18:38:01 No.4972908

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)18:38:01 No.4972908

i knew something was up

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)18:38:13 No.4972909

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)18:38:13 No.4972909

Rolled 57, 97 = 154 (2d100)

>>4972900
>>4972902
watch out niggers

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)18:39:46 No.4972914

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)18:39:46 No.4972914

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>>4972909
Damn anon comes in clutch

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)18:40:19 No.4972916

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)18:40:19 No.4972916

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>4972914
LET'S GET GRANDMA SEALED UP AND END THIS QUEST ONCE AND FOR ALL

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)18:48:04 No.4972931

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)18:48:04 No.4972931

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>>4972916
"Your mom is gonna nag my head off after this. But it's what we gotta do"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)18:48:58 No.4972933

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)18:48:58 No.4972933

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>4972931
Anything for the pony.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/26/21(Thu)18:49:49 No.4972934

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/26/21(Thu)18:49:49 No.4972934

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>4972931
The ritual should work, at least.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)18:59:51 No.4972949

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)18:59:51 No.4972949

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>>4972934
"Welp. It's finally over. To tell you the truth she knocked me around so much I kinda forgot how she got out in the first place. Oh well. Probably doesn't matter"

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)19:02:40 No.4972956

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)19:02:40 No.4972956

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>4972949
We're better off that way. AND FINALLY WE CAN CLOSE OUT THIS CHAPTER OF SKELETON ISLAND 2

Anonymous (ID: d5dQ3ar1)
08/26/21(Thu)19:04:16 No.4972958

Anonymous (ID: d5dQ3ar1) 08/26/21(Thu)19:04:16 No.4972958

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>4972949
Uh yeah, we better leave fast
>>4972956
Time for epilouges

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)19:09:47 No.4972966

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)19:09:47 No.4972966

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>>4972956
So that means....Time for Skeleton Island Threeeeeeeeee

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)19:10:17 No.4972967

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)19:10:17 No.4972967

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4972966
hey, let's do something new this time OP
put up the vote, do the epilogues yadayadayada

Anonymous (ID: ufxFWZyF)
08/26/21(Thu)19:11:20 No.4972968

Anonymous (ID: ufxFWZyF) 08/26/21(Thu)19:11:20 No.4972968

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>4972966
>>4972967
Epilogues first, don't tell dad anything

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)19:19:55 No.4972982

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)19:19:55 No.4972982

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>>4972968
Dad's murder of the heroes and villains that joined the moon battle provided a boon: Less witnesses and people that can vouch for your heroism. Let's just hope he doesn't watch the news where you are venerated as the one who stopped the horrible life eating abomination that is your grandma.

And it really did provided less competition. You were able to increase the power of the United Shota Sniffing Republic relatively peacefully in the coming years. At least until the power vacuum does what a power vacuum does. But that's something to worry about later

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)19:21:47 No.4972987

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)19:21:47 No.4972987

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>4972982
>later
oh no

Anonymous (ID: ufxFWZyF)
08/26/21(Thu)19:22:02 No.4972988

Anonymous (ID: ufxFWZyF) 08/26/21(Thu)19:22:02 No.4972988

>>4972982
It does help that we are celebrated everywhere we went

Anonymous (ID: ufxFWZyF)
08/26/21(Thu)19:23:03 No.4972991

Anonymous (ID: ufxFWZyF) 08/26/21(Thu)19:23:03 No.4972991

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4972982
>>4972988

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)19:38:00 No.4973009

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)19:38:00 No.4973009

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>>4972991
For being a daddy's girl and siding with his decision instead of mom's, Dad took you out for ice-cream and bought you a pony farm

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)19:40:33 No.4973012

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)19:40:33 No.4973012

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>4973009
FINALLY, nice.
We got the good ending.

Anonymous (ID: ufxFWZyF)
08/26/21(Thu)19:41:33 No.4973014

Anonymous (ID: ufxFWZyF) 08/26/21(Thu)19:41:33 No.4973014

>>4973009
>>4973012
>good ending
Still a top hero though, so not necessarily the best

Anonymous (ID: aTbX6Vyi)
08/26/21(Thu)19:44:04 No.4973020

Anonymous (ID: aTbX6Vyi) 08/26/21(Thu)19:44:04 No.4973020

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4973009
>>4973014

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)19:53:41 No.4973034

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)19:53:41 No.4973034

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>>4973020
Let's consider it a moderate ending.

Anyway, Rasputin and Quattro's Dojo Business booms. It's one of the few places left that Quattro can act cool.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)19:55:55 No.4973040

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)19:55:55 No.4973040

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>4973034
I really like this post card/photo album epilogue, OP

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)19:56:04 No.4973041

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)19:56:04 No.4973041

>>4972982
>>4973009
>>4973034
theme song that plays over the ending montage https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h8vCRwagO8

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)19:57:41 No.4973043

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)19:57:41 No.4973043

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4973034
>>4973040
"Cool" being a relative term.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)20:07:31 No.4973049

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)20:07:31 No.4973049

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>>4973043
SPEAKING OF RELATIVES

Marian was eventually allowed back into the GSG offices. he was given a managerial job, having to work his way back up. Sometimes he would see Jeanne and Ken sneak off and do...things. Things that he doesn't wanna know.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)20:09:36 No.4973051

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)20:09:36 No.4973051

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>4973049
That's gonna be a spicy subplot for a sequel.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)20:10:54 No.4973053

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)20:10:54 No.4973053

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4973049
Nope

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)20:12:15 No.4973056

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)20:12:15 No.4973056

>>4973049
its for the best

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)20:19:42 No.4973069

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)20:19:42 No.4973069

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>>4973053
Betty and Alt Betty would never truly get along. But they manage to work out an agreement.

Dunking on Quattro together.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)20:21:19 No.4973072

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)20:21:19 No.4973072

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>4973069
Haha, poor Quattro.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)20:21:55 No.4973073

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)20:21:55 No.4973073

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>4973069
Their show starts on Fridays at 8

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)20:30:53 No.4973080

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)20:30:53 No.4973080

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>>4973072
Lilly continues her education without incident. As Luke insists on driving her to school every day so he can scare the kids.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)20:32:38 No.4973081

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)20:32:38 No.4973081

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>4973080
badass biker brother

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)20:40:35 No.4973090

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)20:40:35 No.4973090

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>>4973081
Rasputin's adopted demon son had a....troubling childhood.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)20:41:47 No.4973091

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)20:41:47 No.4973091

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>4973090
Shotas got sniffed...

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)20:44:28 No.4973095

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)20:44:28 No.4973095

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>4973090
What about his fangirl

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)20:51:01 No.4973102

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)20:51:01 No.4973102

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>>4973095
She enrolled into the Dojo in order to be closer to Rasputin. She pays Betty for photos of him

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)20:54:06 No.4973107

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)20:54:06 No.4973107

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4973102
Speaking of money, the USSR's doing well due to merchandising deals and weapons research

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)20:57:16 No.4973111

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)20:57:16 No.4973111

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>>4973107
ye ye. merchandises.....oh hey how did that get in there

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)21:05:00 No.4973116

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)21:05:00 No.4973116

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>4973111
you dropped this

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)21:07:46 No.4973123

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)21:07:46 No.4973123

>>4973111
aaah, fan theory timeline corrected. I am at peace

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)21:15:08 No.4973136

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)21:15:08 No.4973136

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>>4973116
And in the end. Things kinda worked out. Generally. Kinda. Probably.

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)21:17:36 No.4973144

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)21:17:36 No.4973144

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4973136
Bobby, stuck in the moon: "NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH"
~~Jesus can't a skeleton sealed for the next few millennia get any sleep around here?"~~

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)21:19:53 No.4973148

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)21:19:53 No.4973148

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>>4973144
But that's something that we can deal with later. In Skeleton island 3.

the end

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)21:21:26 No.4973149

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)21:21:26 No.4973149

>>4973148
NYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEH

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)21:26:25 No.4973158

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)21:26:25 No.4973158

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>4973148
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
IT'S FINALLY OVER

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)21:29:54 No.4973169

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)21:29:54 No.4973169

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Finally. OP can now die

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)21:33:17 No.4973175

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)21:33:17 No.4973175

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>4973169
Anything for suggestions

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: dQkrHsxk)
08/26/21(Thu)21:37:02 No.4973178

Indonesian Gentleman (ID: dQkrHsxk) 08/26/21(Thu)21:37:02 No.4973178

>>4973169
Oh man, whatta ride, kudos OP

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)21:40:41 No.4973182

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)21:40:41 No.4973182

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>>4973175
Currently we have on the card:

A. Knight Quest. Normal medieval adventure. Return to ye olden times

B. Mecha Arena. Multiplayer one. Everyone gets a mech and roll against eachother. Probable shitfest

C. Dudes n Xenos 3. It's like civ thing. But in space. Multiplayer. Definite shitfest.

Who got more ideas for the poll

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)21:42:08 No.4973184

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)21:42:08 No.4973184

>>4973182
Captured Princess Quest, sequel to multiplayer adventure thing where all the PCs got slaughtered by skeletons

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)21:45:39 No.4973194

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)21:45:39 No.4973194

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>>4973184
Yes. The captured princess. The princess who was captured. That captured princess that was never rescued. That princess. The princess that OP doesn't even remember what she looks like.

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)21:45:41 No.4973195

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)21:45:41 No.4973195

>>4973182
Iunno, some quest about Quattro and his journey to find the golden drink
No it's not skeleton island quest 3

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)21:49:28 No.4973202

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)21:49:28 No.4973202

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>>4973195
Nobody tell him about the grace period of no immediate sequels after an Adventure ends

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)21:50:54 No.4973204

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)21:50:54 No.4973204

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>4973182
>>4973202
C. DUDES N XENOS 3
MULTIPLAYER
when can we get started?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)21:52:17 No.4973209

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)21:52:17 No.4973209

>>4973204
When OP stops dying

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)21:52:26 No.4973211

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)21:52:26 No.4973211

>>4973204
Wait for poll eager beaver
Also dude and xenos should be short rush to the finish

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)21:53:22 No.4973215

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)21:53:22 No.4973215

>>4973211
>he doesn't like turtling

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)21:54:10 No.4973217

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)21:54:10 No.4973217

>>4973182
>Knight Quest.
but its a serious quest from OP updated once a day with like a paragraph of writing

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)21:55:44 No.4973221

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)21:55:44 No.4973221

>>4973217
Of all the things said over the years in these threads.

This one is the most unbelievable

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)21:55:45 No.4973222

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)21:55:45 No.4973222

>>4973215
turtling is for people who like to wear women's clothing
rush or bust
that's how USSR won Skeleton Island

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)21:57:05 No.4973225

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)21:57:05 No.4973225

>>4973221
No this is.
Fester is the best protagonist.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)21:59:03 No.4973229

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)21:59:03 No.4973229

>>4973225
"Damn. Anon's spittin' facts"

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)21:59:05 No.4973230

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)21:59:05 No.4973230

>>4973202
It's not a sequel because it's not relevant to the main lore
Also because we deserve a comedy break

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)21:59:42 No.4973231

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)21:59:42 No.4973231

I need the excitement of vampire hunter quest and the combat, it was fucking awesome

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:00:04 No.4973232

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)22:00:04 No.4973232

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>>4973229

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:00:29 No.4973234

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:00:29 No.4973234

>>4973231
But coop players like to drop dead though

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)22:00:54 No.4973237

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)22:00:54 No.4973237

>>4973234
you clearly had an uninteresting character then

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:01:06 No.4973239

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)22:01:06 No.4973239

>>4973234
Or murder eachother.

Or both

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:01:36 No.4973241

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:01:36 No.4973241

>>4973232
MARIAN GET OUT YOUR QUEST ISN'T UNTIL 2023
>Captcha 40MAD

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:02:37 No.4973244

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:02:37 No.4973244

>>4973237
I didn't even play, only rediscovered him from /v/ around end of skeleton island

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:04:27 No.4973246

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:04:27 No.4973246

>>4973239
I propose any missing players will be played by other players until they come back
This will definitely not backfire

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:05:06 No.4973247

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)22:05:06 No.4973247

>>4973246
Oh that already happened.

To varying degrees of...success

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:06:06 No.4973250

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:06:06 No.4973250

>>4973247
The real best protagonist is Manlet Rider
"Sis you aren't even sure he's a young boy"
HE SHOULD BE

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:10:11 No.4973255

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)22:10:11 No.4973255

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>>4973250
"Perhaps goblin porn are just for pedos who hasn't gone all the way yet" - Marian "Smartsy Fartsy" G Kujo Von Jewburner

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)22:12:09 No.4973259

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)22:12:09 No.4973259

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4973255
Shut it Marian, we've seen what's on your mech

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:12:53 No.4973260

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>>4973259

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:14:05 No.4973263

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:14:05 No.4973263

>>4973255
>>4973259
I knew people who watch Goblin Slayer hentai had issues

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:15:07 No.4973266

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:15:07 No.4973266

>>4973260
Also get out of the post-show commentary it's clearly Quattro time

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)22:17:24 No.4973269

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)22:17:24 No.4973269

>>4973260
What are some other quests we can do in the skeletonverse?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:17:53 No.4973270

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>>4973266
[studio audience cheers]

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)22:18:06 No.4973271

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)22:18:06 No.4973271

have you considered taking a break OP? maybe a day or two or a week then doing a vote after?

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:18:14 No.4973272

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:18:14 No.4973272

>>4973269
Technically every quest is part of the skeletonverse

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:19:26 No.4973273

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)22:19:26 No.4973273

>>4973269
Every quest we have so far is in the skeletonverse so technically any quest counts

>>4973271
Oh I always put up a poll right away but the actual start of the quest would vary. I can use the excuse of "oh im waiting for the votes to finalize" to slack off

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:20:13 No.4973275

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:20:13 No.4973275

>>4973271
>not doing the vote THEN taking the break

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:23:03 No.4973281

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:23:03 No.4973281

>>4973270
"NO IT'S MARIAN MOMENTS"
"NO IT'S QUIBBLES WITH THE QUART"
"NO IT'S-"
~~Q&M ADVENTURES COMING SOON~~

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:24:57 No.4973283

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)22:24:57 No.4973283

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>>4973281
Sadly the pilot was cancelled before even airing

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK)
08/26/21(Thu)22:27:05 No.4973284

Anonymous (ID: UcwtHQfK) 08/26/21(Thu)22:27:05 No.4973284

>>4973283
Meanwhile the show "Shotasniffer Sitting On A Chair" is in its seventh season

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)22:35:48 No.4973293

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)22:35:48 No.4973293

>>4973283
At least it wasn't Bobby Quest

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:36:14 No.4973295

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>>4973284
Every single episode she would ask "You guys actually watch this stuff?" despite already knowing the answer

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)22:39:30 No.4973297

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)22:39:30 No.4973297

>>4973295
To be fair, she had movie deals and a singing career going on, she's busy

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/26/21(Thu)22:41:22 No.4973300

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/26/21(Thu)22:41:22 No.4973300

Oh hey, I slept thru the ending
anyway
Add ~~Real Robot Pilot 2~~ to the poll you glorious round bastard and thanks for the bread

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:41:58 No.4973301

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)22:41:58 No.4973301

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Remember the good ol days.

When Quattro was cool

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)22:42:43 No.4973303

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)22:42:43 No.4973303

>>4973301
it was his cybernetics that made him lame

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:43:58 No.4973307

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)22:43:58 No.4973307

>>4973303
when the hell did Quattro get cybernetics

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)22:44:35 No.4973308

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)22:44:35 No.4973308

>>4973301
That was before player rolls turned Quattro and Marian into the walking jokes they are today and OP based their personalities on it for skeleton island 2/Shotasniffer quest

Anonymous (ID: u+JNDkFG)
08/26/21(Thu)22:44:35 No.4973309

Anonymous (ID: u+JNDkFG) 08/26/21(Thu)22:44:35 No.4973309

>>4973301

I would watch skeleton island if it were an anime. No questions asked

>verification not required
>it's meant to be

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/26/21(Thu)22:45:09 No.4973310

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/26/21(Thu)22:45:09 No.4973310

>>4973301
Should've brought rock culture analogue to that civ thing.
Lack of culture made people do unreasonable things.

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)22:45:15 No.4973311

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)22:45:15 No.4973311

>>4973307
Maybe the real Quattro has been replaced by a cybernetic replica and that's why he can't be cool any longer.

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)22:45:22 No.4973312

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)22:45:22 No.4973312

>>4973307
oops, thought you were talking about marian lmao
also both marian and quattro's players were bad

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)22:46:06 No.4973314

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)22:46:06 No.4973314

>>4973307
In the lost episode where Shotasniffer surrendered everything to Marian after she got her spanking
It wasn't popular with focus groups

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:46:09 No.4973315

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)22:46:09 No.4973315

>>4973311
Maybe the real Quattro was the friends we made along the way

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)22:52:37 No.4973318

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)22:52:37 No.4973318

>>4973312
Quattro
>failed to capitalize on red's early wrecked status or hire an assistant until it was too late
Marian
Betrayed red for blue alliance and ended up causing red to start aggressively expanding too early

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)22:53:23 No.4973319

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)22:53:23 No.4973319

>>4973318
no reason to be upset now
everyone's united

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)22:53:58 No.4973321

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)22:53:58 No.4973321

>>4973319
Except Bobby

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/26/21(Thu)22:54:59 No.4973323

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/26/21(Thu)22:54:59 No.4973323

>>4973311
That would ironically be cooler than what we have
So it can't be true

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)22:55:25 No.4973324

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)22:55:25 No.4973324

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Anyway duderinos. That's it for me today. Used my dayoff to do this so imma slip into a coma until the next quest happens. See ya.

Poll be here: https://www.strawpoll.me/45609193

Updates be here: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

[insert credits theme here]

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)22:57:29 No.4973326

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)22:57:29 No.4973326

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>4973324
[Cheers theme plays as the camera zooms out]

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)22:58:38 No.4973328

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)22:58:38 No.4973328

>>4973324
ayyyyy
thanks OP
looking forward to the next one

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/26/21(Thu)23:03:16 No.4973335

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/26/21(Thu)23:03:16 No.4973335

>>4973324
>[insert credits theme here]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BfOjBpuGRI&ab_channel=Tomek

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/26/21(Thu)23:07:43 No.4973345

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/26/21(Thu)23:07:43 No.4973345

>>4973324
it didnt count my vote for knight quest

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/26/21(Thu)23:09:10 No.4973348

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/26/21(Thu)23:09:10 No.4973348

>>4973324
Didn't count my vote for multiplayer stuff huh

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j)
08/26/21(Thu)23:09:38 No.4973350

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j) 08/26/21(Thu)23:09:38 No.4973350

>>4973324
OP you need to reset the strawpoll

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)23:09:57 No.4973351

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)23:09:57 No.4973351

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>strawpoll only counts vote for real robutt

I think there's some shenanigans afoot

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/26/21(Thu)23:10:41 No.4973353

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>>4973345
>>4973351

good
only robutts allowed

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)23:13:35 No.4973354

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)23:13:35 No.4973354

Alright, Strawpoll.me seems to have fucked itself.

Guess we're moving to Strawpoll.com

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j)
08/26/21(Thu)23:14:17 No.4973356

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j) 08/26/21(Thu)23:14:17 No.4973356

>>4973351
Real men use poal.me

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)23:14:48 No.4973357

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)23:14:48 No.4973357

>>4973356
Sure why no. As long as it works

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/26/21(Thu)23:15:09 No.4973358

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/26/21(Thu)23:15:09 No.4973358

>>4973354
>inb4 it was merely a start of robot take over

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)23:16:29 No.4973359

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)23:16:29 No.4973359

>>4973358
MARIAN YOU LITTLE FUCK!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)23:16:49 No.4973361

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)23:16:49 No.4973361

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http://poal.me/2ovgy

Alright. Try if this works

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/26/21(Thu)23:18:36 No.4973363

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>>4973359
It's seems you want to make a poll. Would you like some help?

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)23:19:58 No.4973364

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)23:19:58 No.4973364

alright poll works now. OP can now go back to being in a coma. nighty night anons

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/26/21(Thu)23:20:41 No.4973366

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/26/21(Thu)23:20:41 No.4973366

>>4973364
have some rest you glorious bastard

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j)
08/26/21(Thu)23:21:16 No.4973367

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j) 08/26/21(Thu)23:21:16 No.4973367

>>4973363
YOU CAN'T BE HERE! YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j)
08/26/21(Thu)23:22:38 No.4973369

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j) 08/26/21(Thu)23:22:38 No.4973369

>people want coop knight quest
so you guys want a clusterfuck

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/26/21(Thu)23:23:10 No.4973370

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/26/21(Thu)23:23:10 No.4973370

>>4973369
when they didn't?

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/26/21(Thu)23:24:17 No.4973373

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/26/21(Thu)23:24:17 No.4973373

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>>4973369

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j)
08/26/21(Thu)23:24:46 No.4973375

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j) 08/26/21(Thu)23:24:46 No.4973375

>>4973370
>>4973373
I'm in

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/26/21(Thu)23:29:22 No.4973379

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/26/21(Thu)23:29:22 No.4973379

>new dude vs xenos doesnt' have singleplayer campaign
games are just not the same anymore

Anonymous (ID: UJBHaNFB)
08/26/21(Thu)23:40:58 No.4973388

Anonymous (ID: UJBHaNFB) 08/26/21(Thu)23:40:58 No.4973388

>>4973379
where's the resort management dlc

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/26/21(Thu)23:45:33 No.4973392

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/26/21(Thu)23:45:33 No.4973392

>>4973388
Right next to the one DLC where Quattro hijacks the moon and crashes it into Skeleton Island for a salty runback

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j)
08/26/21(Thu)23:48:00 No.4973394

Anonymous (ID: D46I/I0j) 08/26/21(Thu)23:48:00 No.4973394

>>4973392
That's Bobby you fool

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/27/21(Fri)00:04:36 No.4973418

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/27/21(Fri)00:04:36 No.4973418

>>4973392
go to sleep, it's past noon

Anonymous (ID: gR7xny/Q)
08/27/21(Fri)02:00:40 No.4973503

Anonymous (ID: gR7xny/Q) 08/27/21(Fri)02:00:40 No.4973503

Despite all our differences, we can all agree on one thing:
Bobby sucks.

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e)
08/27/21(Fri)13:37:14 No.4973870

Anonymous (ID: KVG8Dg0e) 08/27/21(Fri)13:37:14 No.4973870

>>4973392
Thanks for the run. This was a great quest.

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz)
08/27/21(Fri)18:27:14 No.4974182

Anonymous (ID: 2Q+4N7lz) 08/27/21(Fri)18:27:14 No.4974182

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Thank you for your hard work op !!

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/27/21(Fri)18:33:30 No.4974193

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/27/21(Fri)18:33:30 No.4974193

This quest was sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends

Anonymous (ID: F4lTHq1d)
08/27/21(Fri)19:32:11 No.4974245

Anonymous (ID: F4lTHq1d) 08/27/21(Fri)19:32:11 No.4974245

>>4974193
Damn op I can’t believe you’re so broke after selling out.

Anonymous (ID: O51kRElw)
08/27/21(Fri)19:33:15 No.4974246

Anonymous (ID: O51kRElw) 08/27/21(Fri)19:33:15 No.4974246

>>4974193
So when is Co-op Knight Quest

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/28/21(Sat)05:17:35 No.4974716

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/28/21(Sat)05:17:35 No.4974716

wow nobody wants mecharena
super robot pilot 3 must be that bad

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/28/21(Sat)11:24:23 No.4974930

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/28/21(Sat)11:24:23 No.4974930

final standings
Shotasniffer: famous heroine, shotacon, good singer and dancer, terrible cook, fears Dad
Rasputin: strength-obsessed, has no fear, had admireres and is caretaker of little boys
Chosen One: looks like Dad, sneak expert, drinks to remove his worries
Betty: loves fighting, has a rival, has permanent disdain for Quattro
Marian: crybaby weeaboo, may be secretly gay, only fan of Super Robot Pilot 3
Ken: drops spaghetti often, weak in melee, attracted to people who look like Jeanne
Jeanne: weeb, shills incest constantly, thinks people who look like her are rivals
Lilly: secretly learning about perversion, not scared of dad, loves big swords
Luke: animal tamer, vegan hater, obsessed with sausages
Olessa: loves crashing, is actually a shadowskeleton,treats Luke harshly
Quattro: drunkard, lost his cool months ago, unfunny comedian
Bobby: nobody cares

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/28/21(Sat)20:12:21 No.4975452

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/28/21(Sat)20:12:21 No.4975452

>>4974930
Actually it's Quattro: Will have his day soon and will redeem self to become the coolest and strongest of all skellies.

This message is paid for by the Yellow Chillsaders Foundation

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/28/21(Sat)20:19:34 No.4975462

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/28/21(Sat)20:19:34 No.4975462

>>4975452
quattro go home

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w)
08/29/21(Sun)05:34:44 No.4975965

Anonymous (ID: xXbq4j3w) 08/29/21(Sun)05:34:44 No.4975965

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>>4975462
No

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/29/21(Sun)08:46:42 No.4976048

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/29/21(Sun)08:46:42 No.4976048

>>4975965
someday someone will be mad enough to suggest a quattro quest also starring marian

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx)
08/29/21(Sun)08:51:46 No.4976051

Anonymous (ID: DeSI/TVx) 08/29/21(Sun)08:51:46 No.4976051

>>4976048
I mean, a Quattro Marian quest where they have to overcome their uncoolness and save the rest of the siblings sounds pretty kino, not gonna lie. Whether or not it'll happen is another thing entierly.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/29/21(Sun)09:50:16 No.4976065

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/29/21(Sun)09:50:16 No.4976065

>>4976051
>and save the rest of the siblings
or they do something stupid that gets shotasniffer captured and now they have to save her or face the wrath of the other siblings

Anonymous (ID: F4lTHq1d)
08/29/21(Sun)13:12:28 No.4976204

Anonymous (ID: F4lTHq1d) 08/29/21(Sun)13:12:28 No.4976204

>>4976065
Much more likely but would still be fun.

Also thanks for the quest OP.

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
08/29/21(Sun)22:09:07 No.4976699

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 08/29/21(Sun)22:09:07 No.4976699

>Quattro and Marian will never get their own Monkey Island-style point and click adventure game

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/30/21(Mon)03:31:35 No.4976896

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/30/21(Mon)03:31:35 No.4976896

I do support a Quattro and Marian quest in the future but we also need to redeem other characters in previous adventures.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/30/21(Mon)03:47:21 No.4976914

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/30/21(Mon)03:47:21 No.4976914

>>4976896
So Fester?

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp)
08/30/21(Mon)03:54:52 No.4976920

Anonymous (ID: ekJZxGnp) 08/30/21(Mon)03:54:52 No.4976920

>>4976914
Yes, Fester
Even... Zebra.

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl)
08/30/21(Mon)06:09:56 No.4977027

Anonymous (ID: BB8MrCFl) 08/30/21(Mon)06:09:56 No.4977027

>>4976920
>Fester
This is the point where you have to be stopped for your own good.
>Zebra
This is the point where should be erased from existence.

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7)
08/30/21(Mon)18:46:55 No.4977650

Anonymous (ID: zPEH38E7) 08/30/21(Mon)18:46:55 No.4977650

>knight co-op quest confirmed unless some serious rigging done
thread when

Anonymous (ID: LJWdzCcp)
08/31/21(Tue)04:24:09 No.4978211

Anonymous (ID: LJWdzCcp) 08/31/21(Tue)04:24:09 No.4978211

>>4977027
I liked Fester

Anonymous (ID: hHGHxz2G)
09/03/21(Fri)08:45:55 No.4981410

Anonymous (ID: hHGHxz2G) 09/03/21(Fri)08:45:55 No.4981410

>coop knight being top
No wonder OP ran away

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX)
09/05/21(Sun)06:22:20 No.4983712

Anonymous (ID: CViljbXX) 09/05/21(Sun)06:22:20 No.4983712

It's time

>>4983711
>>4983711
>>4983711

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