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>>4954002

It's you! Your name is GOLD.
You’re a kid from New Bark Town, and today is the first day of your Pokémon adventure.
Obviously, you're a pretty COOL GUY with your hoodie and backwards hat.
You find yourself in your room where you have your BED and your PC.
A while ago your MOM called you downstairs for something.

WHAT DO?

>Go Downstairs
>Check PC
>Catch some Z's
>Write in

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>>4954005
>Catch some Z's
>Dream of MOM

>>4954005
>>Check PC

>>4954005
>Check PC
>Go Downstairs

Gold look unfathombly based

Go through mom's underwear drawer since she's downstairs

>>4954005
>Go Downstairs
can't keep mom waiting

>>4954005
>Check our GAME BOY COLOR.

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>>4954013
Don't be silly, you know MOM doesn't wear any.
She's something of a free spirit, that one.

>>4954026
Your what now?

>>4954007
>>4954008
>>4954011
>>4954025

OK OK, you decide to check your PC real quick before heading downstairs. Being a COOL GUY you don't really have much time for computers, but they're kind of IN right now.

You have the typical PC basics such as ITEM and PKMN storage. You have one POTION in your inventory and no PKMN (you weren't old enough before today!).

WHAT DO?

>Take Potion
>Surf the WEB
>Just head downstairs
>Write in

>>4954033
>Take Potion
>Surf the WEB

>>4954033
>Shitpost on 4chansey about their new CAPTCHA

>>4954033
>Take Potion
>Surf the WEB

>>4954033
Taste potion. Who knows what they put in that stuff? You can't be giving your pokeymans that junk unless you know it's the real deal.

>>4954033
>Take Potion
>Surf the WEB.

>>4954056
>>4954033
Actually, is that a Poké Ball on our shelf? Grab that shit.

>>4954002
>new PKMN quest
This is the best day of my life.

>>4954033
>Take Potion
>Surf the WEB

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>>4954038
>>4954048
>>4954052
>>4954054
>>4954056
>>4954061
>>4954073

You grab the potion AND the spare pokeball on your shelf.
There's nothing inside but hey, free pokeball.

Time for a quick shitpost on 4chansey.
You type up a hefty and offensive screed and hit POST.
Wait, what the fuck?
CAPTCHA?
This thing is unsolvable. You refreshed it like six times and none of them work. This fucking sucks. The internet sucks and is for NERDS, you decide.

Anyway, the only thing you want to Captcha is some PKMN.
You head downstairs.

WHAT DO?

>Talk to MOM
>Rush outside
>Write in

>>4954079
>Talk to MOM

>>4954079
>Talk to MOM
>See if there's any left-overs in the fridge

>>4954079
>Talk to MOM
>Raid kitchen for snacks
We're a growing boy

>>4954079
>Talk to MOM
>See if there's any left-overs in the fridge

>>4954079
>Flirt with MOM

>>4954083
Supporting.

>>4954079
>Check your [COOL DUDE] meter, just in case you gained extra coolness

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>>4954106
You've gained exactly ZERO extra coolness from dicking around on the internet.

>Leftovers
You find half of a Ham Sandwich in a little baggy and stuff it into your hoodie pocket. Nice.

>Mom
There she is!
She's a bit of a ditz sometimes but she takes good care of you. Gosh you love MOM.
And it looks like she has something for you.

" 'Morning, Kiddo. Today's the big day, huh? And check out this timing - your POKEGEAR is back from repair!"

Oh yeah, you broke that thing in a tragic kickflip accident.
You get your POKEGEAR back. With this thing you can make calls to anyone who shares their number with you, among other things if you get the EXPANSION CARDS.

Sweet.

WHAT DO?

>Head Outside
>Mess around with POKEGEAR
>Get MOM's number
>Write in

>>4954117
>Get MOM's number
>For EMERGENCIES

>>4954117
>Get MOM's number
>Check the TIME on your POKEGEAR.

>>4954117
>Mess around with POKEGEAR
>Get MOM's number
>Grab skateboard

>>4954117
>Get MOM's number
>Check the TIME on your POKEGEAR.

>>4954117
>>Get MOM's number
>>Hug her, she's cool
>>Mess around with POKEGEAR

>>4954129
do that

>>4954117
>Get MOM's number
>Put time as yesterday on POKEGEAR and travel through time

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>Get Mom's Number

"Wha? A c-c-cute boy is asking for my n-number? what do I do?"

Oh Geeze. She always gets like this. You manage to get her digits, but note before she acts all weird and embarrasses you completely.

>Grab Skateboard

You broke it in the tragic Kickflip accident, sadly. It was a sweet skateboard, you're not entirely over it to be honest.

>Check POKEGEAR

You check your GEAR. It's pretty sparse at the moment. You have the PHONE APP and the TIME, which is currently set to DAYTIME. It doesn't get more specific than that. Weird.

ANYWAY it's time to blow this pop stand and head outside.
As you step out the door MOM calls back to you.
"Hey..." She twirls her hair. "Call me..."
Oh God damnit.
You slam the door and step out into the morning air.

ADVENTURE HERE WE COME.

You remember that the weird POKEMON PROFESSOR from your area offered you up a STARTER for your journey, which would be super neat and helpful. After wall what kind of idiot just jumps out into the tall grass swinging their fists? Nah you're gonna play this cool and pick the BEST ONE.

WHAT DO?

>Head to the PROFESSOR's place
>Wander around town
>Head towards Route 29
>Write in

>>4954154
>Head to the PROFESSOR's place

>>4954154
>>Head to the PROFESSOR's place

>>4954154
>Go for a swim
SPEEDRUN

I want to fuck our mom

>>4954174
NO. BAD ANON, BAD!
MOM IS ONLY FOR CUDDLING ONLY!
>>4954154
>Head to the PROFESSOR's place

>>4954154
>Go for a swim
It's probably hot as hell right now, may as well cool off a bit.

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>Swim
You consider a refreshing dip on this fine day. Maybe later, you're too PUMPED to get out there and get adventuring.

>Professor

You head over to ELM's place. He's a weird dude and you used to think he was kind of a dweeb. Now that you're a little older you realize that it's pretty sweet to work with and research PKMN.
He's a bit of a dork, but a kinda cool dork.

"Heya Gold, how's it hangin?"
Yes, a dork.

"Just like we talked about I can lend you a Starter for your journey. And by lend I mean just like, give to you. I've got a tone of these guys laying around."

I've got a Chikorita (Grass Type) a Cyndaquil (Fire Type) and a Totodile (Water Type). They're all pretty good, you can't go wrong.


WHO CHOOSE?

Chikorita
Cyndaquil
Totodile

>>4954220
>Totodile

Because it's a motherfuckin' Crocodile.

>>4954220
>Totodile
Cyndaquil fags go home.

>>4954220
>Totodile
THE CROC

>>4954220
>Totodile
Glad to see this thread is fuckin' BASED

>>4954220
>Cyndaquil
But I'd be fine with Totodile. They're both good.

>>4954220
>Chikorita (Grass Type)

>>4954220
>Totodile
Fuck yeah, Totodile!

>>4954220
>TOTODILE
MY BOI

>>4954220
>Totodile

the perfect counter for when face off against bernie

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>>4954220
Awwww yeah, it's YER BOY TOTODILE!

"Good choice! He's a ferocious Water type that's sure to serve you well. Be good to him!"
You will.

"Oh by the by, before you set out proper I do need you to do me a quick favor."
Oh geeze here it comes.

"Hey, don't give me that look. This will be helpful for you, too! I just need you to run a little errand for me. My friend MR. POKEMON has a package for me - he lives just past CHERRYGROVE CITY on ROUTE 30. There's some tall grass in the way, so that Totodile will help you out if a wild PKMN gets agitated. Also MR. POKEMON is super knowledgeable about PKMN training and adventuring, there's really no better way to kick off an adventure than a visit with him!"

Welp, fair enough. The guy did give you a pretty sweet PKMN, after all.
Oh yeah, what are you going to name this guy?

Roll 1 D 100 and write in the name you would like.
Highest roll wins!

>Write in (Roll 1D100)

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>4954262
Mastergater get it, cause it's like, it;s like jacking o-

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>4954262
Big Chompa

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>4954262
JAWS

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>4954262
>Deer Park Spring Water

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>4954262
STEVE IRWIN

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4954262
Cya Later

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>>4954270
I approve.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>4954262
Lasergator

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>>4954270
STEVE IRWIN it is.
Perhaps IRWIN, for short.

Anyway there's no time like the present to get moving on. You've got to meet up with this MR. POKEMON dude that's going to fill you in on whatever nonsense goes into being a PKMN trainer.

RT. 29 isn't the most intimidating, but it is the first big step on your journey. This is so cool. You are so cool.

WHAT DO?

>Avoid the Tall Grass
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in

>>4954293
>>Avoid the Tall Grass

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>4954293
>Look for PKMN

>>4954293
>>Avoid the Tall Grass
We can go later once we get some pokeballs.

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>4954293
>>Look for PKMN

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>4954293
>Look for PKMN

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>4954293
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>4954293
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)

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>>4954293

>Look for PKMN

Why not?
You start trudging around the tall grass looking for a new friend.
And there it is!
You've seen these guys around, it's a SENTRET!
They're pretty common, but you've got to start somewhere.
You send out IRWIN.

(Note on Combat - you can stick to established moves or make something creative up.
For example IRWIN can use Scratch, Leer, and lets say Rage at this point. If you write in something he realistically can't do yet he can try, but it might be harder.
We're not going to get too into the weeds about learning moves, so if someone wants to use watergun after a town or two that'll just work. Every attack requires a 1D10 roll.)

What do?
>Write in Attack (Roll 1D10)
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Run
>Write in

>>4954347
>>Write in Attack (Roll 1D10)
scratch

>>4954354
forgot my roll

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4954355
fuck

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4954347
>IRWIN! Use Scratch!

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>>4954356
>>4954357

>Rolled 10 (1d10)
(Oh yeah Critical success and failures are a thing)

GAW DAYUM, IRWIN slides in there and slices off a hunk of SENTRET! That's going to leave a mark for sure.

That's a critical hit and it doesn't look like its ready for any more fighting.

You happen to have a single Pokeball on you, from your room.

WHAT DO?

>Finish it off
>Let it Go
>Throw Pokeball (Roll 1D10)
>Write in

>>4954364
>>Finish it off
Were it a hoothoot I would reconsider it.

>>4954364
>>Let it Go
Come back as a rival that becomes a friend

>>4954364
>Let it Go

go home and be a family 'mon

>>4954364
>Let it go for now. It will come back stronger for revenge and then we'll catch it.

>>4954364
>Let it Go
He's done, any more would be needlessly cruel.
He can live to fight another day.

>>4954364
>Let it Go
DIdn't notice we could let it go, sure let it go.

>>4954364
>Let it Go
You need to train more

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>Let it Go

Alright, no need to fill up on PKMN right out of the gate. You're a cool guy with cool places to be. You show the flying squirrel thing mercy and just walk away.

WHAT DO?

>Look for More PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove
>Write in

>>4954390
>>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove

>>4954390
Surely this won't come back as an essential plot beat later. Anyways
>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove

>>4954390
>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove
Remember to teach Steve Irwin the way of COOL on our journey. There's an actual trainer class called "Cooltrainer" out there... and we need to see for ourselves just how cool they are. Are they cool but dorky like Elm is, cool but cool like we want to be... or are the POSERS

>>4954390
>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove
>Let IRWIN out so he can walk with you
He's gonna need strong legs so he can punt all those punk bitches in the future.

>>4954407
Supporting this but adding

>Get a new skateboard at some point with our winnings. Or take it from a chump, either or.

>>4954416
What winnings? We just beat up a wild Pokemon. The only thing it had was severe lacerations.

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>>4954390
>>Boogie on down to Cherry Grove
>he returns, the king returns! (forgive me if I am mistaken on your identity)

>>4954431
Winnings we get taking out chumps in pokebattle with our breadwinner croc

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>Cherry Grove

You decide to walk to Cherry Grove City, which oddly enough contains no Cherry Groves and could hardly be described as a City. It's barely a town - but it does have the nearest PKMN Center and MART to your own slice of backwater heaven.

Right near the entrance an old man greets you.
"Hi ho, youngster! Out for your PKMN journey, no doubt! Allow me to show you around a bit!"

What? The town has like four buildings. You've BEEN here before. You've actually even seen this old dude before, he's always greeting people and offering to show them around. You think there may be something very wrong with his brain. You should probably indulge him, but...

WHAT DO?

>Just let him show you around
>Politely decline
>Ignore him and keep walking
>Write in

(Last post for the evening!)

>>4954479
>Just let him show you around
It'd be rude not to.

>>4954479
>>Just let him show you around

>>4954479
>>Just let him show you around

>>4954479
>Ignore him and keep walking

>>4954479
>>Just let him show you around

>>4954079
I know this is an older post, but that capcha pun sings.
>Take the tour
You only live by saying yes to things. Cool dudes say yes

>>4954512
+1

Okay, what will be our waifu for this quest?
>Whitney
>Jasmine
>Clair
>Karen
>Cooltrainer NPC
>Kimono Girl NPC
>Swimmer Girl NPC
>Beauty NPC
>one of the Johto Nurse Joys
>one of the Johto Officer Jennys
>Kris
>Lyra
>GOLD's Mom
>somebody else????????

>>4954619
Cooltrainer obviously. She's the only one cool enough to hang with a Cool Guy like GOLD.

>>4954619
RED's mom. Or SILVER's.

>>4954619
>Waifushit this early.
Nigger fuck off

>>4954619
heram quest boys

>>4954479
>>Just let him show you around
Being rude to old people is UNCOOL.

>>4954619
Our own mom.

Just kidding, too early.

>>4954479
>Ignore him and keep walking

>>4954619
No matter what, we need to keep flirting with all the Joys.

>>4954479
Glad to see you're back RG. I've been waiting for this.

I just catched on with the threads of red/blue, and I am pissed off for not going for Chuunni joy route at the end

>>4954834
Shucks, I wanted the Misty route

>>4954479
>Indulge him
Also talk to nurse joy, or whatever qualifies as a medical professional around here. Worst case scenario this guy has dementia, best case scenario he's blind as a bat and can't remember names.

Literally started playing soul silver today, I'd say I don't want spoilers from this quest, but it's pokemon.

>>4954479
>>Just let him show you around

>>4954839
>>4954834
Wait, the Joy we went for wasn't the chuuni? She was the hikki one, yes?

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>>Just let him show you around

FIIIIINE. It would be totally UNCOOL not to respect your elders, even the dementia addled ones. He takes you on a quick tour of Cherry Grove city.

The PKMN Center. Oooh.
The PKMN Mart. Aaaah.

Then he hits you with the DEEP LORE of why Cherry Grove has no cherry groves, and why this tiny little town is designated a CITY. Turns out there WERE Cherry Groves way back when and the settlement was really up and coming until cherry imports from Kanto killed the whole thing dead. Cherry Grove managed to stay alive as an outpost between most of Jhoto and Mr. Silver.

Huh. That really was kind of interesting. Thanks, old dude!

"Here, take this with you. I can't get those newfangled POKEGEAR to work but a youngin like you should have no problem."

You get a MAP CARD. With this you have access to a full map of the Jhoto region. Fucking sweet. Respecting your elders is awesome. You gain +1 FILIAL PIETY.

Anyway, what are you up to next?

>Visit PKMN Center
>Visit PKMN Mart
>Head to RT 30 (Mr. Pokemon)
>Write in

>>4955337
>Visit PKMN Center
It ain't the mall, but it's close enough.

>>4955337
>Visit PKMN Center

gotta see our first NURSE

>>4955337
>Head to RT 30 (Mr. Pokemon)

>>4955337
>Visit PKMN Center
Whistle along to the theme?

>>4955337
Mart, buy some.pokeballs

>>4955337
>Visit PKMN Center
IT BEGINS

>>4955122
Yep, it was the hikki at the end

>>4955337
>PKMN Center
We need to see the nurse joy to indulge in our fantasys QM

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>PKMN Center

You decide to visit the local PKMN Center with no ulterior motive whatsoever.

It's very clean, and as one might expect of a small town center pretty quiet.

The local JOY greets you warmly.

"Welcome to the Cherry Grove City PKMN Center! How may I help you?"


What do?

>Heal Totodile
>Ask about MR. POKEMON
>Flirt
>Write in

>>4955405
>>Ask about MR. POKEMON

>>4955405
>>Ask about MR. POKEMON

>>4955405
>Ask about MR. POKEMON
>Ask for her number

>>4955405
>Ask about MR. POKEMON
>Ask for her number
Is GOLD too cool to flirt?

>>4955405
>Heal Totodile
>Ask about MR. POKEMON

>>4955405
>>Heal Totodile
>>Ask about MR. POKEMON
>>Ask for her number

>>4955429
+1

Anyone else notice that bath has been drawing breasts bigger than he used to? It's not just me right

>Heal Totodile
>Ask about MR. POKEMON

I have decided I want Gold's gimmick to be he does not care about Joy's

>>4955433
+1, let's do something different from RED

>>4955337
>>Visit PKMN Center
>>hit on nurse joy

>>4955433
Tbh I think the last PKMN quest had an entirely different artstyle heck just compare this joy with the joys from the first PKMN quest

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>>4955433
Johto girls built different

>Heal Totodile
>Ask about MR. POKEMON

You have her heal up Totodile no problem.

"MR. POKEMON? Oh geeze what is there to say. He's MR. POKEMON! That guy knows everything there is to know about the world's most popular industry and past time. He's great! We're super proud to have him as an almost resident of our humble city."

Nice, sounds like a cool dude.

Welp, looks like your business is done here.


What do?
>Head to Rt. 30
>Flirt with Joy/ Get her Digits
>Poke MART
>Write in

>>4955460
>Poke MART
>>Head to Rt. 30

>>4955460
Buy two potions and another ball at the MART, then on to Route 30
>Johto girls built different
I have high hopes for RSE after this, QM. I'll be there no matter what

>>4955460
>>Flirt with Joy/ Get her Digits
>>Poke MART
>>4955433
>>4955451
Yeah, all the girl so far have cute looking eyes and fatter tits compared to before

>>4955460
>Flirt with Joy/ Get her Digits

>>4955460
>Poke MART
>Head to Rt. 30
> Thank Joy.

It's rad to be respectful to public workers!

>>4955460
>>Head to Rt. 30

>>4955460
>>Head to Rt. 30
>>Flirt with Joy/ Get her Digits

>>4955467
The SOUL is stored in the tits

>>4955460
>>>Head to Rt. 30
>> Thank Joy.

>>4955460
Add thanking Joy to my vote in >>4955465. No flirting, just being polite and cool to the women who make it their mission to help people and mons

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>>4955460

You thank Joy kindly for the information and the service and head out the door.

"W-wait! Don't you wan't my number or to o-o-ogle my big moomy milk-"
SLAM.
You're already out the door.
"Oh GOD my sisters were right. I AM going to die a kissless virgin..."
You don't hear that part.

ANYWHO

You scoot your boots on down to route 30. Another carefree affair - this route has some grass, some hurdles and some PKMN in the bushes, most likely.

What do?

>Find MR. POKEMON's House
>Look for PKMN (Roll 1D100)
>Write in

>>4955484
>Find MR. POKEMON's House
Man, being out in the wild outdoors with our radical blue croc is COOL

>>4955484
>>Find MR. POKEMON's House

>>4955484
>Find MR. POKEMON's House

>>4955484
>Find MR. POKEMON's House

Good work gentlemen besides although it will be an arduous quest. The poster in our room shows we have our sights set on one girl. Clair the dragon type gym leader.

>>4955484
>>Find MR. POKEMON's House

>>4955484
>Find MR. POKEMON's House
>But in like a cool way, ya know?

asd

>>4955495
If she can ride dragons, she can ride us. Simple as.

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>Find MR. POKEMON's House
>But in like a cool way, ya know?

As always you try to find the coolest way to do things, and there's nothing cooler than being fashionably late. You dick around on the route for a few hours, and before you know it the sun sets.
It is currently NIGHT TIME.

You make your way over to MR. POKEMON's house which was roughly a 10 minute walk from town. Cool.

You hit a brisk knock at the door.
Nothing.
What the heck you try it again.
Nada.

It's not THAT late, the geezer should be in. What gives?

What do?

>Just try going inside
>Sneak around back
>Launch yourself through the window
>Write in

>>4955507
No fucks given.

>>4955507
>Launch yourself through the window
INCOMING

>>4955507
>>Launch yourself through the window

>>4955507
>Just try going inside

Ah out first major plot deviation. Or you know he went to like bed or something since it has been a few hours. MKDTV

>>4955507
>>>Launch yourself through the window
DYNAMIC ENTRY is always cool

>>4955507
>Just try going inside
Save our COOL entrances for Team Rocket

>>4955512
+1 radical

>>4955507
>Launch yourself through the window

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>>Launch yourself through the window

OK No problemo. You're a cool guy who can perform that feat with no repercussions.

(I rolled a D10 for this and rolled a 10 - in the future I'll remember to have a reader do it >.>)

You launch yourself through the window with ease - turns out it was a crack open and you slip right in. You start dusting off your shorts and OH FUCK MR. POKEMON IS DEAD.
Looks like his throat was slashed wide open, and not long ago.

Beside him is a short note. It reads:

"Dear Reader,
If you find this letter, I am Dead. Please note that I have a MYSTERY EGG meant to be delivered to my good friend PROFESSOR ELM in NEW BARK TOWN. I also meant this POKEDEX, a portable PKMN encyclopedia for the young man meant to deliver the egg. Nobody to my knowledge has a grudge against me and I've never had any thoughts of self harm. I write one of these each and every day.
Love and Kisses, MR.POKEMON."

Wow what a weirdo. You scoop up the EGG and the POKEDEX, but there's more to this. There's a mystery afoot.

WHAT DO?
>Inspect the body
>Search the House
>Call the cops
>Write in

>>4955535
>Inspect the body

>>4955535
>Call the cops, only when they show up and you tell the story then snoop around.

We're too cool to not make a foolish move and getting the blame for this murder.

>>4955535
>Call the cops
RIP to this guys

>>4955535
>>Call the cops
then. before they arrive
>>loot the body

>>4955535
> Take the note to show them and then
> Call the Cops
It's Radical to report any instances of crime to local authorities. also don't loot the body. Let's not just repeat the last quest yeah? I like the vibe we have going so far.

>>4955542
Going to also support this if my vote doesn't get any fanfare.

>>4955535
>Call the cops
>Give STEVE IRWIN MR. POKEMON'S HAT
He'll look dapper as fuck

>>4955542
+1

>>4955546
supporting

>>4955546
supporting

>>4955546
This, but inspect the body too.

>>4955535
>Inspect the body
FUCK, I wanted to meet Oak. He's the coolest guy ever.

>>4955546
+1
But inspect the body before the police

>>4955559
Oak is financially ruined and his son is forevermore dead and castrated. Several times.

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>Inspect the Body

You check it out. He's a dead old dude, alright. Years of true crime shows tell you that his defensive wounds means this was for sure an attack, but that's about it.

>Give IRWIN the hat

You do that. He looks great.

>Call the cops

Not a particularly COOL thing to do but there's a dead guy so it's whatever.

The cop shows up, and if it isn't Officer "Rock Hard" Jenny. This Musclehead mama is the only cop in town and you have to admit - she's pretty cool.

"Alright, what's going on here? Dead guy? Clear Murder? Yeah this is a case for..." She flexes her impeccable abdominals and tilts down her aviator shades. "Me."
Cool.
She goes over the scene and finds the same thing you do - no apparent break in (good job with the window), no weapon and no motive.

"Well, we've got a clear cut case of there being a SICK FUCK out there. And we're going to catch him."
What's this WE shit?

What do?
>Let Jenny tag along for a bit
>Ditch her
>Ask to touch her abs
>Write in

>>4955577
>Let Jenny tag along for a bit
>Ask to touch her abs
New plan lads, we commit petty crimes to meet more Jennys and flirt with them

>>4955577
>Ask to touch her abs

>>4955577
>Ask to touch her abs

>>4955577
>>Let Jenny tag along for a bit

>>4955577
>Let Jenny tag along for a bit
>Head back to Professor Elm's lab, break the bad news to him

>>4955579
Alright supporting this but touch the guns too and make a philosophical explanation that we want to compare with our own bod. Y'know to see where we stack and how much we need to git gud to remain our cool factor.

Thus no perving. That's anti-cool.

>>4955577
>>Let Jenny tag along for a bit

>>4955577
>Let Jenny tag along for a bit
>Ask for number

You know, so we can contact her in case we find any clues.

>>4955577
>Let Jenny tag along for a bit
Every Jenny we meet from now on is a different cop trope

>>4955590
>inb4 she says it's 911

>>4955577
>Let Jenny tag along for a bit
> Ask for her number, we need to have her contact info in case some shit like this happens again.

>>4955579
support

>>4955577
>Let Jenny tag along for a bit
>Ask to touch her abs
>Ask for number

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>Let Jenny Tag Along
"Correct choice, citizen. You can be my little deputy."
What do you mean, little?

>Ask to touch her abs

"I'm not supposed to let civvies touch my weapons, but seeing as you're deputized it probably can't hurt."

You run your hand along her chiseled abs. They're taught, yet soft. They make you feel SOME TYPE OF WAY.
Cool.

>Get her number

She tilts her shades. "It's 911, baby."
She also gives you her personal number. Nice.


You make your way back to ELM's lab, but on the way you you spot someone sprinting away. He nearly bowls you over!
You hear cries from the lab - "Stop, Thief!"

You turn to officer Jenny.
"One crime at a time is my rule, kid. You handle this."
WOW. Looks like you're going to have to fight this guy.

WHAT DO?

>Send out Totodile (name attack, Roll 1D10)
>Sock him right in the mouth (Roll 1D10)
>Just let him go
>Write in

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>4955624
>Sock him right in the mouth
NONE ESCAPE OUR JUSTICE

Rolled 6, 10 = 16 (2d10)

>>4955624
>>Send out Totodile (name attack, Roll 1D10)
>>Sock him right in the mouth (Roll 1D10)
broves just do both

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>4955624
>Sock him right in the mouth (Roll 1D10)

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4955624
> sock him right in the mouth.

Stealing is not radical

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4955624
>Sock him tight in the mouth

> a crit succ and crit fail for the punch in the mouth leaving us with a six.

Honestly could've been worse

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>4955624
Swift knee to the groin!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4955624
>Sock him right in the mouth (Roll 1D10)

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>Punch
Oof. That was way more low rolls than high.
You take a swing and whiff completely.
The mysterious strangers barely even has to dodge, and lets out a laugh.

"Wow, big hero. VERY cool."
Wait he doesn't mean that at all. He's saying you're NOT COOL. You hate him.

"Starting with this PKMN I'm going to become the most powerful trainer around, and nobody will be able to stop me. Especially not some lameass backwards hat dork."
You decide that you are going to kill him in front of a cop.
But first, a PKMN Battle.

What do?
>Send Totodile (Name Attack, Roll 1D10)
>Write in

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>4955646
>>Send Totodile (Name Attack, Roll 1D10)
should have done both

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4955646
>IRWIN! Use Leer!

>>4955646
>KICK HIM IN THE DICK
Nah, fuck this weeb ass.

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4955646
>Send Totodile, use PIT BULL MAUL

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>4955646
>Send Totodile (Name Attack, Roll 1D10)
RAGE

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>4955646
> send totodile
Bite the fuck out of his leg, but like not enough to cause extreme damage we need to send a message.

>>4955649
oh and tackle

>>4955646
>STEVE IRWIN uses TACKLE on dickhead

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>4955646
>>4955662
Helps if I roll

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>4955646
>Send Totodile
leer at him really hard.

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>>4955650

Irwin starts a staring contest and gets BONKED on the noggin for his trouble. A critical hit!
He's pretty dazed but he can keep going for now....

What do?

>Attack (name attack, Roll 1D10)
>Surrender
>Write in

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4955670
>Attack (name attack, Roll 1D10)
pull its leaf off its head

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4955670
>Grab it by the leaf and swing it away

Jesus dude.

>>4955673
>>4955674
he's fuckin dead bros

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>4955670
>>Attack (Gold wades in with a heavy tree branch and knocks Silver's teeth out)

>>4955673
>>4955674
>>4955678

JESUS CHRIST

>>4955673
>>4955674
>>4955678
Holy shit, that wasn’t cool at all

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>>4955673
>>4955674
>>4955678
Goddamnit.

Can we like get a positive outcome from this. Fuckin' christ

>>4955670
This gay little leaf creature is the stingray to our poor little Irwin

>>4955673
>>4955674
>>4955678
Silver-lining, we now have a fucking rival and a reason to git gud.

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>>4955673
>>4955674
>>4955678

Uhhhhh Fucking WOW.
You get absolutely demolished in your very first PKMN battle. Like not even close.
You can just stand there and stare like some kinda NOT COOL IDIOT.

...

>>4955694
>learns Razor Leaf at level 8
that fucking explains it.

>>4955694
>Pull out a gun

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>>4955694

"PFFFF Are you serious?"
He's laughing hysterically at you. You have no comeback. This sucks.

"You should probably just give up. That was actually the saddest, lamest thing I've seen."

You stare at the ground. Jenny chimes in.

"Uh, Gold I think uh, I think I'm gonna hang out with that guy instead."
What? What about the murder?
"Don't care. He's ya know, really cool. And you're really... uh... not that."
Jenny leaves the party.
Then they both leave, laughing.

This is something of a LOW POINT.

Ugh. What do?

>Wallow in self pity
>Get over to ELM's lab
>Stop by home
>Write in

>>4955701
>Put on an eyepatch. We are now PUNISHED GOLD.

>>4955670
>Take our pokemon to the pokecenter and cry away our sorrows with joy

>>4955701
>>Stop by home

>>4955701
> Just shrug it off and skate back to Elm's lab the tru show of coolness is knowing how to come back when you're at your lowest point. Make sure to stop by the pokemon center to heal up Irwin.

>>4955701
Pokemon center... Then we're going to fucking level up to ten.

>>4955701
>Make sure STEVE IRWIN is alright
>Get over to ELM's lab
One fucking day, I swear to god. We're gonna super cool and swole as fuck.

>>4955701
>Push this sadness deep down. Cool guys don't cry
>Let it fester into rage
>Vow to get stronger and beat the fuck out of this nerd

>>4955711
Also this. Gotta turn this pain into gains.

>>4955707
supporting this

>>4955701
>Take STEVE IRWIN to the PKMN Center
Doesn't matter how COOL or UNCOOL you are, bros look out for bros

>>4955714
Also these >>4955709
>>4955715
We need to get stronger but we also need to look out for our bro.

We must VOW to GET STRONGER and SHOVE OUR HAT down that IDIOT'S THROAT

We are going to make him eat both his words, and the hat.

>>4955701
Supporting >>4955707
Some lame won’t keep us down

Also, for the love of god STOP rolling after we get high rolls. From the way it looks like, it seems to be some kind of average, considering we missed the punch despite getting high rolls.

>>4955703
>Put on an eyepatch. We are now PUNISHED GOLD
>Start investigating this murder solo, to redeem ourselves.

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>Shrug it off

Hey, that's right. You remember that being cool isn't about being cool all of the time. Even the coolest dudes have decidedly uncool things happen to them all the time. It's all about how you deal with the uncool stuff.

Besides, it was your first day. Sure it was his first day too but these things happen.
You make the very cool and mature decision to not let it get to you.

You gain one point in HEART OF GOLD.

ANYWAY,
You get over to ELM's lab where everyone is kicking up a fuss. Apparently some kid named Silver stole one of ELM's PKMN.
That's not very cool at all.
You tell him about the also uncool thing that happened to MR. POKEMON.
He wonders if they're related. You do too.

You hand over the EGG, and ELM rewards you with 5 POKEBALLS and 500G. Finally some cash in your pocket.

The real adventure begins now.
You have no leads on that murder, but you'll keep looking into it as you go.

WHAT DO?

>Time to move forward, onward to Route 31
>Stop by and visit MOM
>Look for PKMN around here (Roll 1D100)
>Write in

>>4955707
Support

>>4955736
>>Stop by and visit MOM
It’s always cool to check on family

>>4955736
Time to make the most uncool thing, PIGS, cool. Let's play cop
>Stop by and visit MOM

>Stop by and visit MOM
Let's visit mom before we go start our journey and whatever.

>>4955736
>Stop by and visit MOM
>Grab your backpack while you're there

>>4955736
>Stop by and visit MOM
just we can ignore the obvious sexual situation a second time

>>4955736
>>Look for PKMN around here (Roll 1D100)

>>4955748
I assume GOLD is just immune to general thottery.
Remember, there's only one bed in that entire house. He must have nerves of steel.

>>4955743
Is that going to be GOLD's thing, being completely stone-faced when it comes to waifus? Or is he just ignoring the nurses?

>>4955753
He felt some type of way about Jenny and has a Clair poster in his room who is also fit. So I don't think that's it. Maybe he just has a type.

>>4955756
I hope once we come across the COOLTRAINER girls, something nice will happen.

>>4955736
>Stop by and visit MOM

>>4955756
>He felt some type of way about Jenny
Not anymore, wonder how GOLD'll react to Clair flipping out UNCOOLY after she loses

>>4955747
OH SHIT WE NEED OUR BAG FOR ALL OUR COOL STUFF

>>4955762
>over his journey, GOLD realizes how everybody he thought was COOL was actually LAME
>while everybody he thought was LAME had real COOL to them inside, like ELM
He already has a lot of character development going for him different from RED. I like that

>>4955760
Which one is the cooltrainer again?

>>4955768
that depends, because I don't know whether Bath is gonna use heartgold and soulsilver designs as well. Since he used the Let's Go ones in Red/Blue quest on ocassion.

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>>4955768
Here.

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>>4955782
Both look tomboyish, so it's cool either way

Will Gold be a tomboy appreciating patrician?

>>4955762
support

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>Stop by and visit MOM

What kind of son would you be if you didn't say hi to dear old MOM when you're in town?

"Hi Gold, are you Pokemon Champion already?"
Uh, about that.
You tell her about your day. Even... that part.

"Ohh Honey. I'm Sorry. You'll get em' next time. You know you'll always be cool to me."
Thanks, Mom.

"And it's so late, maybe we should just go to bed?"
WHY DOES SHE ALWAYS PHRASE STUFF LIKE THAT!?

What do?

>Go to Bed
>Onward to Route 30
>Check Fridge
>Write in


(Last post for the evening!)