>>5054623
>"Piss off Hammy! He's mine! Worry about your own guys!"

>>5054623
>"Looks like we both want him. What do you say Hancock? Truce?"
"he tried to do something that would have hurt my crew, he's dead"

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>>5054623
>"Piss off Hammy! He's mine! Worry about your own guys!"
This is a private conversation between associates, we'll be with you in a moment.

>>5054623
>>"Piss off Hammy! He's mine! Worry about your own guys!"

I like the "Worry about your own guys" part of this one

>>5054623
>>"Piss off Hammy! He's mine! Worry about your own guys!"
Rigami's ability is neat

>>5054634
It is very One piece, I'll give you that much for certain... Paper, paper really have no right in being this dangerous. Good first scene for the thread: Rigami is *dangerous* and Silver isn't human

>>5054623
>"Piss off Hammy! He's mine! Worry about your own guys!"

Alright! Telling Hancock to piss off wins

roll 3d10+4 for persuasion
best of 3, dc 20, crit 25

>writing

Also
Yeay! I managed to make a thread!

Rolled 7, 10, 10 + 4 = 31 (3d10 + 4)

>>5054661

Rolled 2, 6, 3 + 4 = 15 (3d10 + 4)

>>5054661
let's hope I-
>>5054662
holy fuck

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>>5054662

>>5054662
Well.
I'll be damned.

Rolled 7, 9, 7 + 4 = 27 (3d10 + 4)

>>5054661

>>5054662
Starting off strong, I see.

>>5054662
clearly silver isn't putting up with any weenies bullshit today.

>>5054662
Damn, she is gone

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You glare at Hancock.
"HEY! What do you think you're doing?"

"Silence! I've had enough of you! I decided I'll get rid of you once and for all! Prepare yourselves mongrel!"

As she's shouting back at you Rigami takes look at the fleeing women down there and makes a more direct attack. He unleashes a tidalwave of paper which might as well be a sea of razorblades. Putting your sword away you attack with your now empty hand.
"SILENT BOMB!"

The expanding bubble of sound blows away Rigamis attack and makes both of the people staring at you stop for a moment.
"He's mine! He endangered my men! Now piss off Hammy and worry about your guys! I won't lift another finger for them if you won't!"

Hancock is appalled by your words. With this fresh reminder she now recalls the animosity you demonstrated towards her during your first meeting. But as much as she wants to teach you a lesson for daring to speak to her in such a manner she realizes that there is something going on between you and Rigami. And as much as it pains her, she knows you are right. She is the ruler and defender of this island first and foremost. She releases that heart shaped bubble and jumps down to ensure the evacuation goes off smoothly.
"Fine. It's better if you kill each other anyway."

"Whew. Thanks for getting rid of her for me! I was almost worried there for a second!"

"Shut up! Melchahim!"
Like a blazing star you erupt in flames, burning the pitiful hands grasping you as well as the spear which pierced your torso.
"Now I can crank up the heat!"

You snap your finger and shoot out superheated beads of compressed, vibrating air. Rigami tries to create more of his thick shields but the scorching heat goes through them much easier than your regular attacks. He watches the black holes in his defensive walls expand rapidly, neglecting to pay attention to you. Jumping across the chasm you draw Argent from its hilt and the heat of your body enters the sword, making it glow bright orange.
"Silver Style! Crimson Maw!"

"Oh shi-"
Rigami abandons his perch as you slice through his paper like a hot knife through butter. And good thing too. If this was on the ground and he hopped back he would've been hit by the wave of fire that shot out from where you cut the air. But now he has to deal with the fact that he's in the air when fighting a bat. You jump after him and spread your wings to take flight. As you get close to him however he dodges deftly. Only as you look up do you see that he created a pair of angelic wings on his back.
"Paperfold flight. Hahaha! Aerial mobility is trivial boy. Or did you think because it's special in Paradise it's special here? Naive! Paperfold Onyxgami!"

Several throwing stars fly out from Rigamis jacket. You count seven of them and they are approaching fast. Each one is coated in armament haki so as much as it pains you they don't combust as soon as they get close. You manage to whack five of them away but the sixth slices through your shoulder cleanly.

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That is the one downside of this form that you still haven't managed to rectify. From the wound an uncontrollable jet of flame shoots out. You feel yourself wasting steam so you turn off the transformation to give the wound time to close. Even flying would be ill advised now. That paper smarts.
"Ever seen paper up close boy? It's a funny thing that not many know. It looks smooth to you but the truth is that it's anything but. Thousands of little teeth serrate the edge of every sheet. Did you know that? This is why papercuts hurt like a bitch. Tiny little chainsaw, all of them. This paperfold technique of mine is my life's work. Took me decades to perfect it. You think a little fire is gonna stop me?"

But despite his boasting Rigami ends up landing a few paces in front of you. While he can most certainly fly it's probably quite tiring moving all those papers in unison.
"Kek. Kekeke! Good! And here I thought you were just a weenie with big plans and no strength! Finally something fun!"
You put away your weapons and charge him for some good old fisticuffs.

"Paperfold Onyx Chain!"
He slams his hand down and haki coated chains of paper come up from the ground. He wants to tie you up. But these paper chains are twisted in a way that their edges shouldn't be a problem. You grab it and plan on pulling Rigami to you. However as you touch them the shape of the papers change and slice your palm up, cutting straight to the bone.

"Heh. Idiot. WHOA!"

You grip the chains hard and pull with all your might. Running forward you throw a punch with the Silver Style and get a clean hit in. Rigamis face contorts as you send him into the base of one of the serpents. He protected himself with armament but he still took damage from the punch but not the landing. He spits up a glob of blood as he glares at you.
"You like to play rough huh you little brat? Fine! Time for daddy to get his belt! Paperfold Shikigami!"

You stare in disbelief of what he's doing. The statue he was holding onto for balance starts to rumble. Thin sheets of stone fall away from the edifice as it's coming alive. One such sheet flies in your face. As you pull it away you feel that it has the texture of smooth stone. But it's unmistakably paper. He turned the mountain sized serpent statue into stone paper and is now controlling it.
"Welcome to the New World! Whelp."

>RUN
>KILL
>Go after Rigami. You can't kill a mountain
>Get help!
>Other?

>>5054725
>KILL
TIME FOR DADDY TO GET HIS BELT INDEED

>>5054725
>Other?
SILVER VOICE

>>5054725
>>Get help!
Silver learned teamwork, didn't he?

>>5054725
>>Go after Rigami. You can't kill a mountain (can't we?)
I mean, we can't turn tail and run after literally telling the help to fuck right off...

>>5054739
That's a little nebulous mate, care to elaborate?

>>5054744
To be fair that wasn't really "help" she was gonna fight you as much as him

>>5054744
The 'family recipe'. Remember the move Eliza taught us?
I think this may be the time to use it, since Silver managed to level up his Armament so he can use it without passing out.

>>5054748
Armament Haki? Oh no no, no nonono. Not a good one, not at all. We do *not* want to tire us out/knock us out like that while there are still very angry amazonian bints who'd absolutely love to slit our throats if we over extend like that.

Silver has many strenghts, that is not one of them so lets do what we're good at instead and use the fact that he needs to focus on controlling the snake and his own body against him

>>5054725
>KILL
Ayy it's here.

>>5054753
It's all well to think about the future, but right now Rigami's dropping a mountain-sized stone snake on us. If he can use the thing to defend and attack at the same time, we'd have to get through it anyway.
Hancock just left to organize the evacuation, so right now the amazons' priority is getting out safely. Odds are pretty low that any of them would think of approaching the site of the battle and picking someone off.
With all that in mind, I think we can and should cut loose here.

>>5054770
Cut loose?
Yes

Doing the thing we are the least good at?
No, that's just daft

>>5054725
>KILL
Time to spank a mountain.

>>5054725
>KILL

>>5054725
>>KILL

I went away for an extra ten minutes to make some cocoa and put the dindin in the oven and you guys decided to punch a mountain?
Nice

3d10+4 best of 3, dc 23, crit 26

>writing

Rolled 4, 2, 6 + 4 = 16 (3d10 + 4)

>>5054786
DEATH TOO HERR MOUNTAIN

Rolled 8, 9, 2 + 4 = 23 (3d10 + 4)

>>5054786
lets go

Rolled 2, 10, 1 + 4 = 17 (3d10 + 4)

>>5054786
It's the big brain play, the last thing he'd expect!

Rolled 6, 7, 6 + 4 = 23 (3d10 + 4)

>>5054786
IT'S time!

>>5054790
Mountain successfully spanked. Well done that man.

>>5054777
Alright, if not that, do you have any other ideas for bypassing the giant snake?

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>>5054790
never mind, it worked out

>>5054794
the vibroblade Argent trick, what was it we called it again?
Should cut well and keep it from getting lodged into the mass of paper.

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Well. One thing is pretty much clear. That big snake is going to be a problem. In front of you, the guy you want to beat the crap out of. Behind you, the kingdom of the Kujas. Between the two are you and a living mountain. There is no way around it. You need to get rid of that humongous weener. But how? As you're wondering about that you realize that it's right in front of you with its massive jaw agape and ready to bite down on you. As the mouth closes you have no choice but to try and stop it. One leg forward, one back and both arms raised up. That's how you attempt to hold the giant monster back. As you keep forcing its mouth open the mountain pushes you back, the one leg not in its mouth is digging quite a trench as it does.

Several trees hit your back and get dragged under the belly of the beast. It hurts but it doesn't seem to do anything to slow the advance of the beast. It was a mistake looking behind your back but you were pushed too far and you started to worry. The walls of the city were approaching rapidly. You can not stop this thing. So there is only one thing you can do before it crushes the whole kingdom. You jump. Going up the snake follows your trajectory and it just barely misses the walls as it rears. But the cost of that maneuver was great. Before you can even morph your arms into wings the snake catches up with you and its great maw snaps shut around you. Back at the top of the mountain Rigami laughs.

"Haaah. Haaah! Serves you right. Now. Onto the women."

But a loud, thundering sound can be heard. Like a muffled explosion. Boom. BOOM. It repeats louder and louder until the snakes head jerks around in tandem with it. Rigami looks up and tries to regain control of it but the snake is not responding. Or rather, it is being influenced by something else. The lips of the great statue crack as despite being paper they also carry the qualities of stone. Finally you manage to force the jaws of the monster open very slowly after you smacked the roof of its head and its cheeks several times. The jaw lost a lot of its integrity and the monster could not bring its full strength to bear. You jump out with your large, hulking hands and look back at Rigami. You give him a fat thumbs down to mock him. He looks displeased by this.

Despite not being able to bite as good now the titan is still just as big and it starts thrashing around at its creators command, hitting you with the full weight of its body. But you have a plan. As it comes around you brace for impact and punch. Digging your fingers into the rock you latch onto it to get your bearings. Riding the snake like an enraged bull you start thinking.
"Well... this is a fine pickle! I hope this works."

You smack the snake with all your might. When using Dumahim the Silver Style becomes quite destructive, easily capable of demolishing buildings with a single hit. But this thing was bigger than a mere house. Still the fact that it jolts in the opposite direction and that its surface cracks a great bit means you're dealing damage. Just not enough. But it's enough to buy you a few seconds of time. Closing your eyes you focus intently, pushing your devil fruit power further. Right now it is concentrated in your arms. It stays there but you start to stretch it. It's quite taxing mentally. Only recently did you start to grow accustomed to having one active for longer periods of time and switching between them. Having two active at once is simply too much but you need it.

Finally your legs change as you activate the Zephonim on top of the Dumahim. Both diminished a little but now they work in tandem. Strength and speed. With clawed feet you start running along the spine of the creature, bombarding it with blow after blow without any mercy or care. Rigami winces. He sees your approach but can't do anything about it. The snake he animated physically can not move now as a long chain of explosions go down its spine. He raises his hand to manipulate it, causing the skin of the beast to erupt in innumerable spikes that try to impale you but if your punches can damage the whole structure these puny little things don't stand a chance. You crush both them and everything else Rigami tries to throw in your path and as you finally reach the end of the creature where its tail disappears in the ground you jump off. Panting you look back at your work. The statue is shaking as if it was really alive before it starts to crumble.

This was a big gamble indeed. If the captain of the Feelgood pirates can just freely do that again you are boned. But judging by his panting making that snake probably cost him as much as demolishing it cost you. Cracking your neck a few times you look him dead in the eye as your transformations fizzle out.
"Phew. Good hustle. Got another one in you?"

"H-How? How in blazes did you do that?"

You spit on the ground.
"I never take the easy way out. That's how."

"W-What?!"

"A'ight. Enough. I may be out of steam but these guys aren't."
You draw Argent and Parley.
"You want to go the easy way or the hard way?"

He tries to back off but he kicks a piece of rubble with his heel. He's afraid. But it's unlikely that he can get away.
"That depends. What are you planning to do with me?"

>You die. That's the way it is
>I'm giving you to the Amazons. They can kick your butt in a way I can't
>You pack your stuff and go. And you never show your face in Outer Heaven again
>Other?

>>5054857

>You die. That's the way it is

>>5054857
>You pack your stuff and go. And you never show your face in Outer Heaven again

>>5054857
>Other?
We get you and your idiots back to Outer Heaven, from there I dont give a fuck what you do because while you were fucking stupid you did help with my boredom so that's worth a freebie. You used it though so if you fuck up again I'm breaking all your limbs and giving you to stitches for parts.

>>5054857
>>You pack your stuff and go. And you never show your face in Outer Heaven again

>>5054865
+1

>>5054865
This.

>>5054857
>You die. That's the way it is
This nigger was about to slaughter a whole town full of innocent women.
Silver ain't no hero, but fuck this guy.

>>5054865
Suporting

>>5054857
>>You die. That's the way it is
>>5054887
yup, not too sure about letting an experienced and cruel pirate go like this. I could see it biting us down the road.

>>5054857
>>You pack your stuff and go. And you never show your face in Outer Heaven again

Wow
Didn't expect you to actually spare the dude like that
Huh
>writing

>>5054702
If we ever get a musician, it better be biker meatloaf from rocky horror picture show. Incidentally playing a burning hell bat has reminded me how much of a banger bat out of hell is https://youtu.be/x7ES7ueI7p0

>>5054924
Hmmmmmm. I have two possible musicians in mind. And both could play this

>>5054924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5iEjz8ToMA

I was torn between this one and "Blood on my name" Been a while since I heard meatloaf mentioned tho

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"We get you idiots back to Outer Heaven. I don't care what you do after that because at least you killed my boredom. But if I ever see you again I'm breaking you and give what's left to Stitches. Got that?"

"That's... fair."

"Good."
You pull the trigger on Parley and shoot a hole through his head. But instead of blood all that scatters around him is paper. The real Rigami walks out of the woods shocked.
"If you tried to run I was gonna shoot you."

"Y-You knew it was a shikigami?"

"Duh. I'm a bat. And speaking of bat-"
You take the butt of your rifle and just in case he tries something stupid you bash him over the head with it. You'll probably need a barrel of water or maybe some seastone as well. Lifting him over your shoulder you let out a heavy sigh and start walking. You feel tired after that. You want a hot shower, a good meal and your blankie. But dragging this guy to the Dauntless without flying will take time.
"This sucks."

"That's enough."

"And it keeps getting better... HEEEEY Hammy! How you doin'? It me! Listen can't we do this later? I'm kinda tired after all that so-"

"SILENCE! You think you can just set foot on our island, go on a rampage and leave as if nothing has happened? I was going to kill you. But for your crimes death would be too kind of a punishment. I'll have you locked up and feed pieces of your liver to Bacura until your freakish tenacity runs out!"

"Hey! I like a good rampage! But it wasn't me this time! It was this guy here! And I handled him already. See?"

But your arguments fall on deaf ears as Hancock charges you. With a sigh you drop Rigami to brace for the incoming pounding when you hear a third voice approaching. It's the sister of the pirate empress throwing herself between her sister and you with her arms wide open.
"S-Stop!"

"Sandersonia? Get out of my way!"

"N-No!"
Her heart is beating like crazy. Standing up to her sister seems to really scare her.
"I... I can't let you attack him!"

"Have you lost your mind?"

"D-Did you not see what he did? When the serpent came to life he was holding it back. He saved our sisters from the falling boulders just like you did! He was clearly protecting us from that other man!"

"That doesn't matter! He's an intruder and what's more, a man! You know our laws! He pays with his life!"

"L-Like the Straw Hat?"

"What's gotten into you?!"
Oh good. Looks like they are arguing with each other. That green haired one really saved your bacon.

>Now's my chance. Skedaddle!
>Hey! What did I tell you? Don't be mean to your sister Hammy!
>Other?

>>5054960
>Hey! What did I tell you? Don't be mean to your sister Hammy!

Family is important, you know.

>>5054960
>Hey! What did I tell you? Don't be mean to your sister Hammy!
https://youtu.be/sVxJ016xb4Q

>>5054960
>>Hey! What did I tell you? Don't be mean to your sister Hammy!
How dare she soil her title as the big sister? All big sisters must be the best for their siblings!

>>5054960
>Hey! What did I tell you? Don't be mean to your sister Hammy!

>>5054960
>>Hey! What did I tell you? Don't be mean to your sister Hammy!

>>5054955
well that is an apropiate theme song for Silver if i ever heard one, has a raynes of castemere feel.

>>5054960
>Hey! What did I tell you? Don't be mean to your sister Hammy!
she's your sister, she's been with you through thick and thing you shoudn't get mad at each other for such a silly reason, hell i didn't know whe were coming to your island in the first place!"

>>5054960
>Hey! What did I tell you? Don't be mean to your sister Hammy!
Family's all you got, hambone.

>>5054985
It is. Very fitting. Saved both songs just in case
I also have this which sounds very fitting even if not very piratey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eb2DlkQ4Cjk


>>5054955
Meatloaf! Ye-heee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhgQQHOMIXQ&t=7s

>>5054985
>>5054993
I'm glad you like it! As for "not sounding to piratey", yea maybe. But it's a good little song, and that last verse is great.
A home of breath and bone, or so they say.

This is gonna be a little weird with Rigami alive but it's still a good choice

>writing

>>5055006
I meant the one I posted. It's more cowboy than pirate. But what are cowboys if not dry pirates?

>>5055010
Yea, the wizard with a gun one. That's what I meant.
Really liked the last verse on that one in particular.

>>5055017
>Flashbacks to that cartoon movie where the good wizard straight up iced the bad guy with a triple rap with a .44

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You could leave. The green haired girl just gave you a prime opportunity to do so. However!
"OY!"
You drop Rigami right where you stand and walk up to Hancock as you roll up your sleeves.
"Listen here Hambone! What did I say about not being mean to your family?!"
You grab her by the collar of her frilly dress and yank the tall woman down so she's at your level. She's so shaken by your audacity she doesn't even kick your head off.
"How dare she soil her title as the big sister? All big sisters must be the best for their siblings! She's been with you through thick and thin and this is how you treat her?!"

"Y-You little!"

"Please! That's enough."

You look away from the woman you've been shaking up until now as the old lady you saw earlier walks up. She looks quite exhausted. She must've run here all the way from the city with her stunty little legs.
"What are you doing here old hag?"

"Forgive me princess but I felt it necessary to come before you did something regrettable. Young man... I came to ask a question of you."

"A'ight."

"Are you the one who burned heaven?"

"You mean Mary Geoise? Yeah that was me."

"I thought so. Forgive me but you don't exactly look like the pictures. Princess.You know how much I respect our laws. This man did break them. But tell me. Are you sure this is how you should be treating him? The Straw Hat boy struck one of the divine. But this one drew their blood. If anything you are more indebted to him than to the one you claim to love."

Hancock avoids eye contact with the granny and her sister. Holy shit, she is ashamed! You let go of her clothes and she falls to her knees. She feels... humiliated. The only thing you're not certain of is if she's ashamed because she feels gratitude towards someone she hates like that, or because she treated someone she's indebted to like that. Whichever it is the granny needs to gently scold her for acting befitting of a princess.

"I'm so confused..."
As you're scratching your head you hear shuffling behind you. Looking over your shoulder you see the younger sister standing quite close to you now.
"Hi."

"H-Hi! You erm. Probably don't remember me, right?"

"Sandersonia, no?"

She freezes.
"Yeah."

"What do you want? And why did you jump in front of me like that?"

"I erm. It's nothing. I just wanted to erm. I wanted to thank you for what you did. Can't do that if you're dead right? Hehe. We read the news you see. We all know what you did. Everyone does. And I just wanted you to know that it was one of the happiest moments of my life when I read about what happened to those animals. So... thank you. I know it wasn't your intention but I feel like I owe you for that."

"Yeah right. I didn't do it because of that."

"Hmmmm. Yeah. Thought so."
She smiles.

"But if it made you happy then I'm glad! Kekeke!"

>>5055027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s
good shit

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>>5055045
>+1 to Sandersonia Route

Data noted and tables updated. Shipping chart at 15 percent capacity. More servitors being drafted for labor. Optimum pussy slaying status shall be maintained at all costs.

She blushes. And at that point you notice how her heart rate has not gone down in the slightest. Weird. Maybe it's the snake fruit doing things to her like how the bat fruit does to you. Whacky are these devil fruits.
"But erm. I just have one question. Why DID you go up there in the first place?"

"I told you. A fat man and a banana guy came at me after I killed three of them at Sabaody. They pissed me off. So I decided to climb the mountain and kill more for daring to hit me back. And while I was there I decided to free some slaves. It was all very sudden."

"Just like that?"

"Yeap."

She reaches for her own shoulder and grabs it tightly. The mark on her back must be throbbing right now.
"I... I can't believe it."

"But it's true."

"No. It's not that I don't believe it. I can't. All these years I lived fearing them. Do you know what it's like waking up every day dreading that you wake up in chains, back in a cage you escaped years ago?"

"Yeah..."

"I can't even imagine standing up to those monsters. I must admit I envy that in you. But enough about that. Thank you! Once again. Now erm. Why are you exactly here? More importantly how did you reach the island?"

You kick Rigami in the side as he's lying on the ground.
"This guy stuck a vivre card on your ship. Or I guess it was his paper devil fruit power. He knew where your ship was. But they are a bunch of weenies who couldn't come here so they hired us as muscle. They wanted the island for themselves because they thought they could retire here. I was okay with that. Until they messed up, endangered my crew and this idiot started attacking people randomly. Buncha weenies. But don't worry we're leaving now and I'll take this guy with me. But erm. I would look over your ship if I were you. I think he said they hid it in the sails? But I'm not certain."

"Yes. That. You see normally outsiders are not welcome. And men are killed if they dare to set foot on the island. But we made exceptions before. I think we can do that a gain. If you really promise to leave. Right Sister?"

"Just... go. Get out!"

"Finally you came to your senses! A'ight. See ya!"

"W-Wait!"

"Hmmmm?"

"Erm. I ... I'll go with you. To make sure you do leave the island! I-If that is okay with you."

>Eh. Sure. Why not?
>Nah no need. We can leave on our own
>Other?

>>5055078
>>Eh. Sure. Why not?

>>5055078
>Eh. Sure. Why not?

>>5055078
>>Eh. Sure. Why not?

>>5055078
>Eh. Sure. Why not?

As ya like.

>>5055078
>>Eh. Sure. Why not?

And make sure to invite them next time we go Tiger Fishing... If the world ever decides to hand us another golden once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

>>5055078
>>Eh. Sure. Why not?

>writing

don't forget to invite them to outer heaven

>>5055114
Noted

"Eh. Why not? Do as you like."

She's overjoyed from hearing this and as you pick up the unconscious pirate she starts guiding you to the beach you docked at. It's much easier to navigate the island with a tourguide and so you get to the Dauntless in no time. Will and the girls are already there and waiting for you.

"Finally! The idiot is here! Let's signal Murray and get out of he- Silver! Green bitch! Behind you!"

"Relax Hook. She's not an enemy. What happened to you guys? Where are your capes?"

"Ask those idiots we rescued! The bumbling oafs got spotted right after the boy unlocked their cage! We ditched those awful things because they kept getting stuck on everything as we fought!"

"We told you we're sorry okay? Now can we get to our ship already? And where is the captain?"
The dwarf is looking around in search of his leader.

"Here."
You toss him on the ground.
"He misbehaved. Now get on my ship. I don't trust you enough to let you sail on your own. We're taking you back to Outer Heaven but that's it. After that I want you all to get out."

"Bastard! You can't do that! Come here I'll kick your ass!"

"If you want to end up like him go ahead. Otherwise shut up. Should've behaved if you didn't want to loose boat rights! And if I hear one more word I'm killing you all. Starting with him."

Knowing they are outnumbered and outgunned the Feelgoods obey and take their wounded captain into their care. Naturally you keep a close eye on them to make sure they don't get any funny ideas. Meanwhile Sandersonia is looking at all the scantily clad women at the beach quite nervously.
"Erm. So you are all his crewmates?"

"Hmmmm? What's that to you creep?"

"N-Nothing. I was just wondering if there was a reason he surrounds himself with half naked women all the time."

"Who? Silver? You mean he and-"
The girls look at each other.
"PFFFFFFFT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH! Good one!"

"Heh. Yeah."

"Wait. You mean to tell me... It's like that?"

"It's like that."

"Oh. Oooooh. You poor thing!"

Will looks up after hearing that.
"What did you just say Marcy? Are you feeling for someone? WHAT?"

"Of course I feel sorry for this idiot! Look at her! She doesn't know what she got herself into. Wow! Poor girl."

After signaling Jaws to raise the ship you kicked all the Feelgoods onboard and went back to the others.
"Alright. Get on. Don't want to stay here another minute. I feel like they don't like us here. And Snakey."

"Huh? M-Me?"

"Tell Hamhog that you're all free to come to Outer Heaven if you calm down and promise to behave."

"What's that?"

"My island. I built it in the New World. Trust me, it's fun!"

And this is where I end things for today. Can't stay up for another hour sadly. My left eye is throbbing already. I'm also hesitant about a few things right now. I'll need to sleep on them.
Anyway I hope the thread was to your liking. We'll continue sometime next week

See you! And have a nice day!

>>5055142
Thanks for running. Had a blast and hope you did too

>>5055142
Hells yes it was "to my liking", thanks for running Spooks! And sleep well
Poor, poor, little Sonia... But at least she has better taste in men then her idiot sister.

>>5055142
Run very much appreciated my man. Stay safe and stay healthy.

How does Silver still not know what sex is despite personally overseeing a den of sin and involving himself with any conflict that happens?

>>5055312
Well no one has had "the talk" with him and despite undoubtedly having to deal with literal whores, there usually is no reason to get into the nitty gritty of sex in casual conversation in such a way that is useful and informative. It's not like Silver is asking them what they mean by "He wanted a shivery spittoon but he couldn't even last five minutes into the hangman's twiddle.". Sex slang can be utterly incomprehensible if you don't have a foundation to build on or prior explanation. Like how kids hear "getting head" and they think someone is walking around with a severed head in their hands.

Far as Silver's concerned it's probably just a matter of thinking they go behind closed doors and play a very rousing game of twister or something. How else would they get so sweaty and do all that noisy screaming?

Also he's borderline retarded, so.

>>5055312
Well he's not the manager of the whores. He just owns the place that happens to be full of them. Not like he cares about the nitty gritty anyway.
He may hera what goes on but all he knows that all that grunting is "pleasure".
For all he knows it could be a very serious biatdgame, an intense wrestling match or anything else.

Doesn't help that he doesn't know what sex organs are. The weener is for peeing and hitting for bonus damage. Doesn't know why boobs are and has NO clue what's between a girls legs. I can't recall off the top of my head if I wrote him hitting women between the legs because he thinks they too have balls but I sure as hell wanted to

>>5055610
To be fair, a cuntpunt does actually score bonus damage, so he probably wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

>>5055610
>can't recall off the top of my head if I wrote him hitting women between the legs because he thinks they too have balls but I sure as hell wanted to
I don't remember ever reading something like that. But I don't think it would be as funny as a man getting cherry tapped, because there's an element of emasculation there. Now if you punched a woman in the tit so hard the milk spurted out...

>>5055610
Wait wasn't there a joke with big sis where Silver knows what women got because he goes where he pleases on his ship?

>>5055620
Oh yeah you're right! I forgor
Well even in that case all he'd see is that they are freaks that don't have a good ol' dick and balls
And he doesn't care enough to start asking questions. And everyone else makes sure he doesn't figure it out because Silver + Sex would be a dangerous combination at the best of times

>>5055632
sounds like its time for you to reread the quest top to bottom

>>5056210
Oh be nice, it's quite literally impossible to remember every single joke and offhand comment so far and Spooks has done a nothing short of excellent job keeping things consistent and flowing well.

That said, it is a good read.

Remember when that one dude proposed the next crewmate just being some dude who really and I mean really good at card tricks, so Sliver forcefully recruits them aboard even though they literally can only do card tricks and other sleight of hand tricks? Yeah I still think about them, and I think we need them because
1. We need someone who doesn’t immediately lose all of the spaghetti from their pockets the second they try to do negotiations
2. If I know this crew well enough they’ll eat magic up like rice, we don’t have an entertainer (unless you count William and Marauder) and how are we a full pirate crew without one? And seeing someone try and keep it together in the face of some of the strongest people on the planet will entertain us as well
3. We always need more weird Uncles/Dads on the ship(we’re in a dangerously low supply for a one piece quest)
+If we ever need them to protect themselves, we can just give them a gun.

>>5056559
The cards thing has kinda been referenced twice, once with Lyda and the other with Rigami, not exactly what you are asking for.

>>5056574
He's referencing a character idea that was tossed around in a thread once
Just a regular dude. No combat techniques, no magic abilities, nothing. Just a guy who is mildly competent at card tricks and only that
The thing I'm more confused about is the lack of dads/uncles. You got two uncles already and an uncle with tits! How many more does he want? Anons lust is insatiable!

>>5056580
He’s just some dude! Sailing the blues facing off against the most powerful things ever. What’s not to love about that.

Also, I demand mORE DAMMIT! A MEASLY THREE DADS/UNCLES IS NOT ENOUGH AND WE BOTH KNOW IT!!!

>>5056580
>>5056596
I do remember that, but the joke has been done already so is there much point in getting that character now?
Plenty of archetypes can fill those roles you are asking.

>>5056597
You see, he starts as a joke character(like many do) but later on (probably after their first battle) they go from “Haha little funny fish out of water man” to “Haha little funn-is that a gun?*bang*” You know, like Usopp and Buggy. They were joke characters before becoming the twin dragon gods of the blue.

>>5056629
Well I guess a more accurate estimate on how I want them to go it from “The poor man’s Grunkle Stan“ to “He’s trying to bury all of the bodies he killed today. There’s not enough land on the island for him to bury them all. He started to cry half way though.”

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>>5055632
>And everyone else makes sure he doesn't figure it out because Silver + Sex would be a dangerous combination at the best of times

>the crew's collective face when some random skank/twink is trying to seduce Silver and they shut their asses down with the "He can and will violate every hole you have out of both curiosity and a rampant uncontrollable sense of adventure and with the force he would use you would not survive the attempt."

>>5056596
No! Silver is not Flashman, we need sisters not dads!

So it looks like I'll be able to run on Wednesday.
I guess I'll see you guys tomorrow at the usual time

"An island?"

"Looks like your isolation has its drawbacks. We built a floating city near the base of the Red Line."
Hagetake explains.
"It is a haven of lawlessness where all are welcome, even the World Government. But nobodies authority is acknowledge."

"A place where the government holds no power?"
Sandersonia grips her own shoulder painfully.
"Please tell me. How... how much is true about what they say? About what happened at Mary Geoise?"

"Don't believe everything you read in the news miss!"
Ann steps up to the giant woman.
"They have a terrible habit of censoring or exaggerating the truth."

"I see. I should've known. Maybe it was all-"

"Sure, we went there. And there was a lot of bloodshed, that much is true. Plus we can't ignore the freed slaves. But it almost ended in a disaster. It was by pure luck that we got out of there as free as we did."

So it was all true after all. Deep down she thought it was nothing but fantasy. She was never more glad to be wrong. He's indeed an avenging angel, a fearless warrior who'll tackle even the gods head on to earn retribution for those who were wronged! He-

"Hey. Hey Juliet!"
Marcella snapped her fingers.
"Your crush is busy choking to death on a whole coconut. Heh."

"OH NO!"

"It's okay I got it."
William walks up and kicks you in the throat in order to crush the invasive fruit.

"BLEH! Thanks Bullseye! You saved my life!"

As this unfolds Sandersonia sighs with relief.
"Thank god!"
She then continues to looking at you from afar, letting out a dreamy sigh on occasion.

"Y'know you are allowed to talk to him widehead."

"Oh. Oh no. I wouldn't. I'm... I'm okay like this. It's better anyway. Don't want to make a mess. I mean we are both pirates in different crews. Not to mention he's a man and well... I'm a woman. We're completely different. It'd never work out."

"Wait. Do you not know- Oh my god! Your brain is almost as smooth as his!"
Marcella squeals before kicking the giant amazon in the ass.
"GET IN THERE!"

"OW! Erm-"
Sandersonia looks down at you.
"H-Hello!"

"We already met."

"I-I know. Hehe! So you're leaving. Right?"

"Yeap. Don't want to make a bigger mess. This was all a big misunderstanding. Tell Hammock if she wants me to pay for the statue she can come to Outer Heaven with the bill."
You adjust your hat and look at the snake lady. But all she does is standing there with her arms tucked behind her back with an awkward smile on her face.

>Anyway, thanks for the help. You're okay in my book. (say goodbye)
>By the way. You guys said some interesting stuff. Mind if I ask some questions?
>Other?

>>5057954
>By the way. You guys said some interesting stuff. Mind if I ask some questions?

>>5057954
>By the way. You guys said some interesting stuff. Mind if I ask some questions?

>>5057954
>By the way. You guys said some interesting stuff. Mind if I ask some questions?
>You're pretty big, kinda like shirahoshi! Have you two met?

>>5057981
You're a shit-stirrer. I like that.

+1

>>5057954
>>Anyway, thanks for the help. You're okay in my book. (say goodbye)

>>5057954
>>By the way. You guys said some interesting stuff. Mind if I ask some questions?

>>5057981
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>writing

>>5058002
what can i say, spooks? i love stirring shit.

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You look at the giant girl intently because she said some interesting things before but you're not sure how to ask her about it.
"I-Is there something on my face?"

"Oh sorry. I wanted to ask something but got lost in thought. You're pretty big."

"I-I'm pretty?!"

"Yeah. Pretty big. And you're also pretty long when using your fruit. Hmmmm. Do you happen to know Shirahoshi? Are you two friends?"

"W-Who?!"
You hear the sound of glass shattering somewhere but can't quite put your finger on it.

"Shirahoshi. Mermaid Princess? Lives in Fish-man Island? Ring a bell?"

"I... haven't had... the fortune..."

"Hmmm. Surprising. You remind me a lot of her. Big. Long. Girl. Pretty. Likable."
Sandersonia releases her clutched fists as her head quickly turns a deep shade of red.
"Anyway I remember what I wanted to ask! You guys said about Goofy being here! What the hell was that about?! How is he here? And where is he now?"

"Goofy? Oh. Do you mean the pirate Straw Hat Luffy? You're his friend?! If so I'm sure we can easily convince sister to-"

"I hate that guy!"

You hear another glass shattering. Seriously, who keeps bringing mirrors to the beach?
"I... I see! Heh. Heheheeeeeee. Well he showed up one day. He claims Bartholomew Kuma sent him flying here. As the law dictates we tried to execute him. It didn't turn out well. Marigold and I fought him but he proved a challenge. But at the end he protected my, our secret from being found out. Then Hancock learned he punched one of the Celestial Dragons and that he... hates you... I forgot he said that. Sister apparently caught a sickness which made her have a high opinion of him. Though I think she just admires him."

"Yo. You fought Goofy? That's rad! Did you win?"

"I uh. I almost fell into a chasm and my cape got set on fire. He jumped on my back to cover it. I don't know if we would've won, he started turning the tide by the end. It was really surprising. But after the war of Marineford he was different. He lost his sibling. I... don't want to imagine what his pain must've felt like. And I shouldn't say this but he's currently training with the Dark King Rayleigh on some island. Where I can't tell. Not even to you."

"WHAT?! THAT CHEATING LITTLE! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Fine! If he wants to play dirty he can! I'll just kick his ass the normal way! I don't need to do some weenie training for two years! I can get stronger the regular way! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!"
You try to rationalize it but the fact that he has the audacity to do this is pissing you off. That's blatant cheating! He's disregarding the rules of the game!

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"Alright Silver calm down. Calm down! Phew. Yeah. Thanks for telling me that!"

"N-Not to be nitpicky but what's wrong with wanting to grow stronger?"

"Nothing! But you're not given power! You earn it! Them's the rules! He's cheating by asking for help! I knew he was a weenie! I'll show him! When he shows his face in Outer Heaven I'll kick his butt back to Paradise THROUGH the Red Line! Hmph!"

Sandersonia grabs her arm and looks away from you.
"Hey. Now that I answered your question, may I ask one?"
You nod.
"You said that everyone is allowed there. In Outer Heaven. Right? By any chance... would someone with the dragons mark be also accepted there?"

You think about this for a moment.
"What are you stupid? You forgot I have this didn't you?"
Without hesitation you show her the back of your hand where the scar can still be perfectly made out.
"Kekeke! Half the people there are former slaves! You could bare your back and nobody would care! Well. Not like you have to hide it for much longer anyway."

"What do you mean?"

"Because when the world becomes mine there won't be anymore dragons!"
The words leaving your mouth were nothing short of lunacy, no, blasphemy. It goes against the very nature of the world. And yet it's because of this that your words were the sweetest nothings she has ever heard. It was too much. Steam shot out through her ears and she fell backwards.
"OY! Are you okay?"
You start fanning her and she raises a week thumb upwards.
"Phew. You really should see a doctor. If I'd do half the stuff you're doing now Stitches would chain me to a bed and forcefeed me chicken soup."

>Anyway wanna come and see?
>Want me to escort you back home?
>Anyway. I hope to see you again. Please tell your sister that I'm sorry!
>Other?

>>5058028
>>Anyway wanna come and see?

>>5058028
>Anyway wanna come and see?

>>5058028
>Want me to escort you back home?

We take her and the poor girl would probably have a heart attack. Best be a gentleman and take her home.

We are, after all, a proper anarchistic pirate bastard.

Also for reference im >>5057986

Gotta sneak and do this on my phone at work so I can make a live session.

>>5058028
>>Anyway wanna come and see?

>>5058028
>>Anyway wanna come and see?

Whelp the flag got triggered, now I want to throughly crush the strawhats at Oden, break their beliefs and give luffy and Co a bigger blow then even when ace died. These clowns have been coasting far far too long on plot armor and they NEED a reality check that chasing a dead man's legacy does not a pirate king make, that weenies relying on weenies who hide and give up on the world do not a pirate king make, that fate is only for the weak and dumb.

>>5058049
Slow down jack, this is Looney Tunes rivalry not "You dirty and quite literal Motherfucker" rivalry.

We're beating them at dodgeball not breaking their kneecaps.

So it looks like you will extend a more... personal invite to her
>writing

>>5058053
Nah even looney tunes gets grim ad dark with it's shit sometimes, and these clowns learned literally nothing from the last time.

>>5058058
luffy's a rival not an enemy, chill, nigga, chill

Does anyone else get kinda DC Joker Vibes from Silver sometimes?

>>5058073
The one from the original movie if I was being pressed to make a choice yeah.

He's still gonna kill you, but he will make it funny in a sociopathic kind of way and he's not an edgy bitch. He's still got class.

>>5058049
Calm thine mammaries.
I agree, to an extent and am no fan of Luffy or his quasi chosen one story but this isnt the place, we dont do People in like that without very good reason, and goofy aint it.
Besides he wants to be some pirate king, who cares, we want to be Silver.

"Anyway, I see you're interested in the place. Wanna come with us? I'll tell Toxin to prep some chicken soup for you."

"W-What?"

"The ship. We have a kitchen in it. He'll make you some nice soup. I'll even ask him to leave the poison out just this once."

"No the other one."

"Wanna come with us?"

"R-Really?! That's the one thing I- I- I-"
She starts repeating herself as she's deeply lost in thought.
"Can't. I'm sorry. I am the right hand of Hancock. I am an officer of the Kuja Pirates. I have a duty to her and the kingdom. I can't abandon my post."

"Why? She treats you and everyone else like dirt."

"You don't know her. It's... it's all a coping mechanism. She had the worst of it among us by far. And if that wasn't enough she shoulders the responsibility of queen as well. I can't do this to her."

"That's not an excuse."

"I know. But she's been much nicer now. And it's not like I can betray her if that wasn't the case. Family you know?"

"No. I don't. I chose mine and they are great. But you're a good sister. Better than what a meanie like Hammock deserves."
You turn into a bat to fly up and pat her on the head before returning to the ground.
"ALRIGHT EVERYONE! Let's get out of here before the amazons change their mind and hunt us down! To the Dauntless!"

After calling for the ship to surface you all board it and force the Feelgoods to get on as well. You waved Sandersonia goodbye but she seemed pretty out of it as she didn't wave back. Then after putting the other pirate group in their place because they asked too many questions like "What did you do to our captain" or "Why are we leaving" you get the others to their positions. The Dauntless transforms and spreads her wings because you're NOT dealing with the Calm Belts shit again and you have lift-off. The Feelgoods are loosing their mind over the fact that you're flying and demand to know why you didn't use that before. It's because they couldn't fly.

After rather easily leaving the Calm Belt you make your way back to Outer Heaven which takes a couple days, including a stop at Sabaody for coating.A quick dive and a resurfacing later you're back home with Rigami in a seastone cuff that you "borrowed" from the marines that you've been raiding recently. His men are less than thrilled by this but they should calm down soon.

"There. No more cuffs. Alright. Off you go. If you cause any trouble or get in my sight again, we're killing ya."

"Don't worry chief. I'm not about to challenge the guy that punched a mountain into dust again. But pray tell, how do you expect us to get out of your sight if you left our ship in the Calm Fucking Belt?"

"That sounds like a "you" problem bud. Buh-bye!"

>>5058096
But pray tell, how do you expect us to get out of your sight if you left our ship in the Calm Fucking Belt?"
I'm sure there's a shipright or two in this place.

We got whorehouses and you all got holes, you'll figure something out.

>>5058098
I don't think building a model ship in their booty would be able to float them all to another island.

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After sending them on their way you lean back in your favorite couch as your underlings approach you.
"Ah Pascia! Dias! What's good?"

"Marines caught news of your absence. They came knocking. Apparently they thought just because you're not here the cannons don't work and the crabs don't bite. It was still a pretty scary situation boss. So please don't leave for a while okay?"

"Damn Dias. Anyone ever tell you that you're annoying? Anyway what do you have for me Pascia?"

"Right away. I compiled everything into a list. It's mainly routine. Just some complaints from the shops, a few demands from guests who think they can squeeze something out of you. But we also had a few requests for meeting. I highlighted the ones you may want to look at. The rest are just nobodies."

"Oooooooh! Guests! Let's see."

A huge problem with such an open operation is that everyone will try to get a meeting with the boss, even people who are not involved in any way. Guests trying to pay their respect is fine, but bastards who show up because they think they can take a piece of the pie are annoying. Rigami is living proof of that. Because of this a system was devised by your dutiful secretaries that make running the day-to-day business of the city easier for them and for you as well. There are three types of meetings that get pushed to the top of the list, each color coded differently. It's not uncommon to get one but this time it's different. It's two. Rigami may have killed your boredom but that's going to look like nothing more than an appetizer soon.

Yellow is the color of gold. It means tribute. Many people come bearing gifts to you, hoping that they earn your favor this way so they can say they are "friends with Cavalier Silver". It doesn't work like that naturally. But you are happy to take the gifts. Especially since many now know that you can't be bribed so what tributes do come are bound to be interesting.

Blue is perhaps the juiciest of them all and the one that comes up the least. It denotes none other than the Marines. The doors of the place are open for everyone, including them. As long as they behave that is. The Government would have you believe no self respecting marine would collude with pirates. This is a blatant lie everywhere but especially here. There are things in Outer Heaven you can't find in some scruffy barracks so many enjoy their leaves here. But few have the balls to have an audience with you. Blue is just for that.

And Red. The most common one. It's simple. Pirate. But not just any pirate. The creme of the crop. Rigami would've been this if he did things more properly. And this is the one that's not on the list now.

"Whew!"

"Who shall I bring first?"

>Yellow
>Blue
>Other?

>>5058103
>>Yellow
Gifts are nice

>>5058103
>Blue

I'm interested to see just what the fuck these government dogs think will catch our attention.

>>5058103
>Blue

Interesting

>>5058103
>Blue
Dont get me wrong, everyone likes a good bribe but im More interested in The massive brass balls this marine must be lugging around, and what that may entail

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>>5058103
>Blue
OMOSHIROI

>>5058103
>Blue
Well well well, what do the seagulls want with us?

Oooops. I forgot to post this but I started writing a while ago.
Erm... prepare for update soon

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"A marine? That's always fun! The gifts can wait. Bring him here!"

"At once."
She makes her way to a table where you see something huge. Ah, she must be telling the tribute guys that they have to wait a bit more. But wait. Why is it moving?
"The captain will see you now!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBhbmwpfWk0

What you assumed to be a large bag of valuables turns out to be a single person. He stands up and makes the poor dancer look like she's just a plastic doll. It really does look like that his thumb is bigger than her. With each step he makes the ground shake a little. But the thing that's most striking is his face. As he makes his way up the stairs the others stare at him to try and figure out what makes him look so odd. Despite his arms being very hairy his face is actually quite smooth safe for one spot. His eyebrows are thick and extend to the sides, making a pair of sideburns before conjoining into a beard on his chin. He finally reaches the top and looks down at you. Up close you see that he's twice as big as Jaws and twice as wide too.
"Hello, little boy."
He speaks.

"Bear."
You lean forward in your sofa as you look in his eyes.

"You know this guy Silver? He doesn't ring a bell to me."
Murray is scratching his head.

"How long has it been?"

"Many long years. Boy grew big. Grew up strong."

You take a bottle of rum on the table and chug back a handful of it.
"Argh! It's Silver now. You better remember that. Now spill what you want. But first, let me introduce you to my friends. Bear, these are the Silver Pirates. Everyone, Bear Killgrew."

And that is as far as I can keep going. Got work tomorrow.
But I should be able to run properly on Saturday next. Then if I recall correctly the week after that I'll have a longer weekend. So I'll be able to squeeze in even more

Well, I'll see you guys then.
Have a nice day!

>>5058127
Oh shit me biscuits.

>>5058127
What a ballsy man to show up at Silver's door

>>5058127
Ho shit what does Mary's dad want?

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>>5058135
Maybe to come clean why he did such a shit job as a marine when Silver was a slave?
Maybe hes just pissed Silvers actions drove his daughter to train under Luci?
Maybe its just a work visit and higherups thought he as a familiar face would have a better chance to get us?

>>5058135
Something to do with Mary most likely.

>>5058127
Oh damm it's "Kuma 2: Ursen boogaloo"

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>wrote the OP for tomorrow at work
>wrote an omake as well
>Didn't upliad it on my phone
>mfw

>>5059683
skeleman's don't make the best skeleplans

>>5059683
sorry to hear that, best of luck with breaking into your workplace to recover it
>>5059709
word

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>>5059683
My condolences.

Bear fucking Killgrew. Father of Mary, husband of Caroline Killgrew. And full time marine. He always looked scary to you but now after all this time you can comprehend strength and know he has it. Guess you should call yourself lucky. If he or his wife were present that day your plan wouldn't have gotten far.
"Hmmmm very well. Nice place this."

"Yes. I worked hard on it. Anyway how's the wife Bear?"

"Good. She not here. She doesn't know. If she did. She kill me. But now..."
He clears his throat.
"I want apology."

"I'm not apologizing."

"Not you, me. I am sorry."
That's... odd. You did not expect this from him. Granted, you did not expect much of anything. Out of everyone on that accursed island only two people tried to stay as far away from you as possible, he and his wife. Everyone else wanted to be next on the ride.
"Should have helped. Wanted to help. Wife did not. Was not justice-"

You lean back in your sofa and put your legs on the table with a loud THUD before drawing your gun and aiming at him.
"Oh no don't let me stop you. Keep going! But lie to my face again and I blow your head off Bear..."

He clenches his fist and makes a cracking sound with it.
"Hmph fine. Did not help. Not want to. Mary more important."

"There you go. Honesty is nice! Lying is such an ugly thing. It's okay if it's for fun but not much else."

"But still. I wish I did. What happened. What they did. Was not just. But no choice. Owed them money. Lot of money. Money for surgery. Feared debt collectors. Mary was ill. Wrong in head. Could not speak. Could not eat. Could not move. Doctor have treatment. Needed much money. They had money. Became their guards. And did nothing. I must apologize."
Bear gets on his knees and bows down but he keeps staring at you all the while.
"But... What you do. It's not right. Hurting others bad. What you felt. Doesn't justify killing. If you angry. Then use me. I offer myself. Get it out. Then stop."

Still on his knees Bear discards his cape and unbuttons his shirt to reveal his pristine back to you as an offering. Does he intend to sacrifice himself? To atone for what he perceives as a sin? Whatever it is he seems serious, if a bit misguided.

>Apology accepted
>No
>Other?

>>5060394
I don't know which option I'm to take here,
I'd be happy to accept his apology... "I did it for family and fuck the rest of you" is kind of how Silver does things and would understand, maybe even agree with... But I'm not in on executing him for not helping us, that was an important lesson in Silver's life. A fundament of the person we are today even,

So if he wants to apologize and ease his own conscience, sure. He and the wife kind of just existed on the periphery for us iirc... But If he thinks we'l ever stop and his life would change that then sorry Bear. That just ain't gonna happen.

We got a family of our own to take care of now.
And fuck the rest of you.

>>5060394
>>Apology accepted

>>5060400
Same. I can see Silver accepting his apology, but taking his anger out on Bear isn't something that would satisfy Silver.
>>5060394
>Apology accepted, Bear, but what I do is for more than what happened back then.

>>5060394
Eh.
He put family before work, and thats understandable.
Him doing that allowed others to torture us, and thats not something we remember fondly.
In the end we killed and burned those who tortured us tho.
So while he wasn't a torturer, he was an enabler, but also did it due to family reasons, and thats something I think we could understand?
We took our anger out on those directly responsible tho, all hes really at fault here is putting his family before his work.
Doing anything to him, especially now would have no meaning.
Him thinking that we are doing what we are doing now just because those fuckers back then tortured us and that his 'sacrifice' now will make us stop, hes either stupid or stupidly misguided.
There is nothing he could do to stop us now short of killing us, and we have no reason of doing anything to him unless he tries, what happened happened and there is nothing any of us can do about it now.
>Apology accepted, but Im not stopping any time soon.
>You should have become a pirate and robbed them instead of working for them back then.

Not gonna guarantee I'll use all the write-ins this time. But I get the gist of it

>Accept apology. But don't hurt him
>writing

One thing i do wanna say is Silver literally doesn't have a reason to stop unless the government actually stopped with its slavery and only certain people are actually worth half a shit. As long as the dragon class of people exist Silver is going to oppose the world government, and the revolutionaries are just as bad as far as silver can tell, so he may as well burn everything down and kill everyone in the process, because thats all he knows and nobody has even attempted to teach better. It's not like many people actually care about him beyond his crew and his big sister at the end of the day.

Bear remains there. Awaiting for the inevitable punishment you're about to unleash on his rear side. Everyone present watches to see what you'd do.
"Kekekekekeke. KEKEKEKEKEKE! Oh Bear. Come on. Get up."

"But-"

"No buts. I accept your apology. But I'm not going to flog you for what happened! Why would I? You weren't the one who gave me my scars. And besides-"
You get up and take off everything above the waist to display your back tattoos which only got more detailed and intricate as time went on.
"I grew quite fond of them! Even if someone came up and told me I could wish to undo it all, I'd say "no". If that did not happen who knows where I'd be? In the marines?! HAHAHHAHAHAHAH!"
The room erupts in laughter after you and Bear is looking mighty confused.
"So no. I don't hold a grudge Bear. And I won't stop. Simple as!"

"But this is-"

"Bad? Nah! Not for me! You see Bear I don't ask for or need permissions! I just do what I want. And maybe apologize if I mess up! But that's it! Look around! I didn't care about the rules and got ALL THIS! Imagine what I'll get if I don't care even harder! KEKEKEKEKEKE!"

"Hmph. I see. I was wrong. We never understood."
Bears movements are very sluggish, almost like he feels defeated. As he puts his shirt back on however his tone changes from meek to stern.
" She doesn't understand. Will be devastated."

"Hmmmmm? What are you on about?"

"She loves you. You know that? After her surgery. Learning was hard. Was very painful. But she saw. Boy on leash. Was hard for him. Harder than for her. If boy could. So could she. She struggled much. But was strong. Because you were. You were hope. She wanted save. Save you. If she knew..."

"I believe she does."

"No. She does not. She stopped calling. No letters. No visits. Heard bad rumors. In bad company. With Cypher Pol. Rumors say."
He sighs.
"I get you. Get it now. She does not. But she will. She will come. Come after you. Her hope. Her brother."
Bear raises his eyebrow to reveal his beady eyes and the rest of his facial hair rises with it.
"If she hurts. Because of you. I kill you."

"Cypher Pol? Those loosers? Why would I care about that? Didn't we kicked the butts of the strongest one already?"

"Not necessarily."
Ann corrects you.
"The Cypher Pols are intelligence agencies. Unlike the marines they don't rank themselves based on strength. Their numbers are just used to differentiate between the different branches. CP9 could be considered the strongest because it was an "unofficial" branch of assassins. There is still Cypher Pol Aegis 0. They are a different thing however. Only answer to the Celestial Dragons directly and stand above the rest of their ilk. Or so they say."

"Agents? You mean weenies. I have more respect for the marines. At least some of them have the guts to come at you straight!"
You return your gaze at Bear who's fully dressed by now.
"As for you. Was that a threat I just hear?"

"No, a promise."

>Then I promise if she comes I'll be gentle
>I want nothing to do with you guys. The hell?
>Okay! Get in line and wait for your turn to come!
>Punch him for his audacity
>Other?

>>5060472
>>Okay! Get in line and wait for your turn to come!

>>5060472
>Other?
As long as you all work for the dragons and they run the place I won't stop, there is no point in stopping as long as they are in charge, nothing will change and only worse things then me will occur.

>>5060472
>Okay! Get in line and wait for your turn to come!

>>5060472
>>Then I promise if she comes I'll be gentle

This is a father basically asking, as well as he can in a pirate fortress, that we don't kill his only daughter... I can't tell him off for that. Not after all that.

>>5060472
>Then I promise if she comes I'll be gentle

A'ight. I'll try to work something out with these two
>writing

>>5060472
>Then I promise if she comes I'll be gentle

>>5060472
>Then I promise if she comes I'll be gentle

"Hehe! Good Bear! Take a number and get in line! Got many people who want that! But I promise that if she comes then I'll try to be as gentle as possible."

"Thank you. Well. Goodbye."
The marine then finally leaves your presence. The others appear to be quite puzzled by the whole situation.

"So. He was the guy who guarded the island you were stranded on?"
Murray asks.

"Yeap. Big fella isn't he? You should see his wife! He may look scary but she's the one you should be afraid of! Kekeke!"

"W-Well. At least he seemed sorry for what happened."

"Eh. I don't really care Stitches. He made his decision and I get it. Family. I wouldn't save some nobody over you guys. But that doesn't mean I have to care. If we ever meet outside and he picks a fight with me I'll beat him to a pulp all the same. Now if only his daughter would leave me alone."

"I'll never get how the fuck you're so popular with women."

"I'm popular with women Hook? Wow!"

But with that settled you can finally proceed with the rest of the list. More accurately the gifts someone brought you. Or at least you would but someone very rudely butts in on your business as you look at the piece of parchment with the names on it. He's a rather unpleasant looking man with an ugly flannel shirt and a beanie.
"You the boss o' this place?"

"Yeap. Who's asking?"

"Me and my boys came here lil' over a week ago. Had a delivery of plants? Ring a bell? We've been stranded here ever since!"

"OH! OOOOOH! I forgot about that! Shit! Why did nobody pay you?"

"They did. But this 'ere needs your signature."
He's tapping a big clipboard to his head.
"An' frankly this little vacation felt good. 'Specially with the free bed and breakfast. Now do you want to sign it off or wanna look at our work first?"

"Do I ever?!"
You jump out of your sofa.
"Jaws! Handle everything else but leave the gifts for me! I want to check this out!"

"A'ight. This way please."

You follow the guy to one of the upper floors where you commissioned a little project a while ago. It's going to be a very vital part of Outer Heaven but unfortunately it required very specific things for your vision so the acquisition and delivery of goods took a few months. But now it's here on one of the topmost layers where special floor was built for your purpose. Sadly due to the layout and complexity of the plan if you want to build the place even taller you'll have to find a way to cut this whole segment off, lift it in the air and build under it. But all that hassle will be more than worth it.

"An' here we are. Yer garden."

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"

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A great glass dome illuminated the place, revealing a verdant paradise. The floor was covered in soft green glass with trees, shrubs and flowers dotting the place. It smelled amazingly fresh and fragrant from the flowers. But being pretty is not its only purpose, oh no. You heard rumors of a magical land where food sprouts from the ground. And not those queer little vegetables and fruits everyone might think but whole meals growing on vines. These plants are yet small little saplings and won't bear "fruit" for a while. But once they mature they'll provide Outer Heaven with free food so long as you take care of it.

"Now gettin' these fellas wasn't easy. The Boin Archipelago is a treacherous place and hard to get to. Even harder to leave. So this wasn't cheap."

"Ye sure. You got your money, right?"

"Ayup."

"Good. Now gimme that!"
Yanking the clipboard out of his hand you quickly scribble your Jolly Roger on it and hand it back to him.
"Now get out!"

"Pleasure doing business with ya'."

Once the man leaves the place you drop yourself on the ground and roll around in the grass, laughing your ass off. Taking a deep breath through your nose you smile.
"This is great! Hmmm. Fishy gotta see this!"

>Write her a letter and invite her up
>That's too slow! Get a suit and dive NOW!
>Other?

>>5060560
>>That's too slow! Get a suit and dive NOW!

>>5060560
>>That's too slow! Get a suit and dive NOW!

>>5060560
>That's too slow! Get a suit and dive NOW!

>Silver kicking down the door to Neptune's palace screaming about adventure.

>Fishy's brother thinking it's a fucking date.

>cue this motherfucker trying to play "Kiss the Girl" in the bushes.

This has all the ingredients of a grade A shitshow. Marvelous.

Looks like Silver is going for a swim
>writing

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You consider writing an official invite to Shirahoshi but nah. You get up from the ground and rush downstairs to the dock where the Dauntless is. A few of the workers spot you and you tell them to inform the others about your whereabouts. The offerings will have to wait. You ask a few of them to help you put on your diving suit before jumping into the waters. As you transform underwater the contraption morphs with your body, taking the shape of a bat. Your impressive wings make swimming at high speed a trivial task at best and you make it to the bottom in a few minutes even as you have to fight off sea currents and beasts.

Needless to say when you show up at the front door of the island the guards get a bit scared as someone starts knocking on it. But after they gather their wits they let you in.
"Captain Silver? We did not expect you!"

"Duh. That's the point of a surprise visit."

"We'll notify King Neptune at once!"

"Didn't you listen? Surprise visit! Let it be a surprise."

"B-But-"

"Surprise!"

After leaving your suit behind and telling the guards to watch over it you pried your ears for the voice of Shirahoshi. As luck would have it she's currently outside of the Royal Palace, making her much easier to access than normal. Flying over half the city you find her surrounded by about two dozen guards as she's attending an opening ceremony of some sorts. It's for a new school by the looks of it. She gives a short speech before declaring the new institution open. Then she gets swarmed by the people attending the event. You sit on the rooftops in your bat form until things calm down. Once the guards forcibly remove everyone from her vicinity she goes back to her trusted shark friend and sighs.

"This is rough Megalo. I still don't like big crowds."

"Too bad. You were great! I almost didn't fall asleep!"

"GASP! Silver?"

"Yup."

"What are you doing here?"

"Visiting you. Why? Is that illegal? Just kidding. I don't care if it is."

You inquire her about how things she is. Not that you haven't been visiting every now and then, especially since there are still people out there who didn't get the memo that the island is yours. You just like staying up to date. Apparently after they rebuilt everything the kingdom focused on helping its children to grow up without any hatred in their hearts. But given how instead of Marines and Pirates the kids of the fish-folk devised a slightly different game of Silvers and Suns. So it looks like things are progressing well.

"That's about it. How about you? You've grown again. You must be eating well!"

"Yup! Spider says I sometimes eat too much but I always work it off. Anyway! I actually came to take you away!"

"W-What?! You want to steal me?"

"If you want to call it that, sure. I promised you I'd show you the surface remember?"

"The... surface? I-I need to tell father about this!"

>Just be quick
>He doesn't need to know. We'll be quick!
>Other?

>>5060617
>>He doesn't need to know. We'll be quick!

>>5060617
>Just be quick

Patience is not one of our very few virtues but we do give non-weenies a semblance of courtesy.

>>5060617
>>Just be quick

>>5060617
>>Just be quick

>>5060617
>>Just be quick

>>5060617
>>Just be quick

So it seems you have chosen to let Neptune and his sons know about what you're doing.
Big mistake
>writing

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>>5060666
>666

"Okay. Just be quick. I'll wait for you by the gate!"
You return to the entrance and get dressed up while you wait for the princess to return. It takes her several minutes to arrive and she does so with a full retinue of guards, Megalo and a giant fish to carry all of them and their luggage.
"Oh what the hell?"

"Sorry. It took a while to pack stuff!"

"What do you think this is? A vacation? And who are these goons? Are you dumb?"

"S-Sniff. WAAAAAAAAAH! WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN?"

The guards are glaring at you like they mean to kill you for making the princess cry.
"Oy! Fishy! Cut it out! Come on! Stop! I said stop! Look. We're not going to go anywhere far. I just want to show you the surface a little. You'll be back by dinner, I promise. And ditch all of that stuff. I thought mermaids are the fastest things in the water!"

"You would have the princess swim on her own?! How inconsiderate!"

"Hey! A little exercise never hurt anybody! And if we have to carry you fatties we'll never get back!"

"Now that's just mean..."

After a few more rounds of apologizing and trying to calm down Shirahoshi you manage to get back on track and the two of you leave through the front door. But as you go you fail to notice the three princes roll out of the luggage in a confused pile of fish and cloth.
"WHAT?!"

"I'm sorry my prince but it looks like the pirate left with the princess!"

"Then we go after them!"

"Erm. Silver?"

"Yeah?"

"Are you sure this is safe? I see scary things."

"Come on. What do you think lives out here that's scarier than me? Now come on we're almost there."
As you get closer to the surface the lights of the city become visible underwater. And since sound travels much better in water than in air the bustle of it also becomes audible well before the surface. Shirahoshis eyes widen and she gasps as her imagination starts to run wild. Finally after all this time she'll be able to see what's above water! But you stop her before she could realize her dream.
"Okay. Get in!"

You point at a metal box that's floating underwater.
"W-Wah?"

"You think I'll let you go in through the front door? Those people are animals! Now get in. We made these for the crabs! I'll carry you in and nobody will ever see you. Oh come on don't start crying now!"
You manage to stuff Shirahoshi into the metal box somehow and take her into the bowels of Outer Heaven. The sight of you carrying something big through the place is commonplace so not many even bat an eye at this. You take her to the uppermost level where you set up the garden and crack the box open.
"Alright you can come out now!"

"I-If you say so-"
Since she's quite clumsy on land it takes her a few tries before she can come out but when she does she freezes in place.
"GAAAASP! T-This is-"

"I promised you trees didn't I? We're still building the amusement park but it's gonna take a while. And I'm not gonna stop until Sabaody is bankrupt kekeke! So how do you like it?"

For the first few seconds Shirahoshi needs to take in the sight before she can do anything else. The green of the trees might as well be be emerald gems and it still wouldn't be half as valuable for her. Once she's done drinking in the scenery she realizes she's sitting on something soft. She raises her hand to see the imprint the grass blades left in her palm, then she touches the grass once more.
"It's so... soft! And green! And the air is so different!"

"I brought trees and flowers too. Want to touch them as well?"

"Yes!"

Leading her by the hand you let her get a feel of every plant that you had planted. As she rubs the leaves of a tree a bird flies
out of it. How a seagull managed to get inside you have no idea.
"OY! Get out of here you stupid flying rat or I'll have you for dinner!"

"W-What is that?"

"A stupid bird. They sound super annoying!"

"Bird? It's... beautiful!"
Seeing Shirahoshis reaction you feel obligated to holster your weapon. The seagull dies later.
"Thank you Silver! This... this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen!"

"Sweet! Hey! Want to roll around in the grass?"

"GASP! You can do that?"

"Kekeke!"

And I think I'm going to cut things here.
There was a slight miscalculation on my part as I did not expect I'd have to work half a day in the garden. But such is life.
Anyway I'm going to sleep now

Hope you enjoyed yourselves. See you guys next week!

>>5060704
Night boss. Thanks for the laughs and cute Fish times.

>>5060704
Garden work builds up back muscles and character, more kids these days should do it I feel.

>>5060711
The problem is that most places, unless its privately owned land, dont allow gardening. And even the private land depends on the owner not being a prick or part of an HOA.

God forbid a poor family can supplement their income with home grown food.

>>5060704
Thanks for running Spooks, and have a good night!
Bear was a really good scene and Shirahoshi is just precious as can be.

>>5060714
At times like this Im happy to live in a third-world shithole where nobody cares about what others have in their back yards unless its valuable and easy to steal.

Sup? I came by to drop a fat deuce and to announce I'll be doing a short session on Wednesday.
Now with that out of the way. Open wide

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"Yoooooo! Silver! Check this out!"
Will rushes up to you waving papers around.
"The new issue is out!"

"OH HELL YEAH!"

It's routine by now. When the newspaper gets delivered you race outside and climb the walls of Outer Heaven to chill at the top side by side. Naturally you could beat him if only you flew up but that wouldn't be very sportsmanlike. Out of ten races you win about six of them on average. But the competition is only an appetizer, a way to get the blood pumping. Will beat you this time so he gets first read privileges. He sits down and you sit behind him as he flips open the magazine.
"Come on! Slow down a little! You know I can't read that fast!"

"Yeah? Well maybe you should run fast then!"
You look over his shoulder to catch glimpses of the latest issue of Sora: Warrior of the Sea but the cocky little brat is hiding it as best he can while sticking his tongue out. He gets through the whole story and then he tosses the sloppy seconds to you.
"Man! That was great!"

"If you say one more word I'm throwing you in the sea!"

"Well unlike you I can swim!"

"Not without arms you don't..."
You grumble as you flip through the pages slowly.
"Man... that was crap."

"Maybe your taste is crap."

"Maybe your face is. There was barely any Poison Pink in there! They just copied and pasted her in the corner over and over again!"

"Well there was plenty of Dengeki Blue so I'm happy! And actually, want to see a cool trick I heard? Gimme!"
You hand the magazine back to him and he flips over to the last page.
"Now watch!"
Grabbing the corner he makes the pages roll out from his fingers very fast. Lo and behold the small, simple art of Poison Pink comes alive and starts dancing in the corner.
"Cool huh? I noticed that each picture of her is slightly different! And if you make them go by very fast it looks like it's moving! This is so cool! Imagine what could be done with this! Moving pictures! What if we made a projector Den Den Mushi quickly flip between pictures like that? We could make motion comics!"

"Hmmmm. That sounds dumb. That'd never catch on. But yeah it is a cool trick! I thought they were just saving money like with Stealth Black."

"Shut up! Stealth Black is cool!"

"No. He's a dumb joke. It's just a speech bubble pointing at nothing. They are just saving money by not drawing anything there and calling it a character!"

"NO! He's the second coolest! Say it!"

"NO!"

"Say it! Or I'm not giving you this Poison Pink pin-up that was on the last page!"

"N-No..."

"Say iiiiiit!"

"Noooooooooo!"
And that's how you spent half a day on the rooftop arguing with Bullseye.

>>5062319
we rubbed really hard on him

>>5062327
gay

>>5062530
Nah he's pretty straight, or else that nurse would've had a better shot. Thank being said he(feminine) was kind of a skank so good on Will for not getting dick rot by sticking it in a cesspool.

Have you guys found the West Blue Seadogs yet?

>>5063199
It turns out the West Blue Seadogs were the friends we made along the way.

>>5063199
They're pretty hard to see. Blend in with the water. They're out there though. I can feel it. Now all we have to do is find them.

hopefully someone remembers to archive this

>>5063454
Wait! I did not archive it? Shit! Thanks for telling!
Why were y'all so silent about this?

>>5063455
Cypher Pol agents have been suppressing everyone.

>>5063458
I'm glad someone else is saying this, the truth is th

>>5063631
Ah hell they got another one.

The two of you frolic around in the garden for a while. Sadly due to the limited mobility of Shirahoshi this is limited to rolling around in the grass and smelling some flowers but it's still a fun little pastime. It's also a good thing that the plants you imported are all very fragrant. Once you had your fill you lay down next to each other and just enjoy your surroundings.

"This is everything I imagined. The surface is wonderful!"

"That's not all of it. You should see what other islands are like! There are deserts with sand which is rough, coarse and gets everywhere. Mountains with snow that's soft and cold. You can build snowmen out of it or have snowball fights or eat it, but not the yellow snow. You see those things up there?"
You point at the ceiling.

"The glass?"

"No. What's above it. That blue thing is the sky and those white ones are clouds. There's the sun too but you shouldn't look at that. Anyway sometimes the clouds grow fat and start crying. That's the rain. And when they are angry they shoot lightning! It's bright and makes a loud rumble that you can feel in your belly if you're close enough!"

"And what about the stars?"

"Those come out when the sun goes down. Ann says those are suns too but I don't believe it. It's obviously magic! If you look carefully you can see images and stories in them!"

"Sigh. It all sounds wonderful. I want to see it all one day."

"What's stopping you?"

"Father says it's dangerous."

"Oh. Yeah. I forgot. You know you could come with me! I could show you everything in the seven seas. You could try every food, pet every animal there is, meet all kinds of people! It's great!"

She smiles.
"That sounds terrific! But I couldn't. Father and my honored brothers need me here. We want to make mothers dream come true. And I'm not strong like you. I'd only endanger all of you."

"No. You're not a weenie. There are loads of things you can do that I can't. Everyone is good at something else and that's good. You're just a big crybaby. That's all."
She pokes you in the side.
"Ow!"

"I'm not a crybaby!"

"Yes you a-AHAHAHAHAHAHA! S-Stop! I'm ticklish! HAHAHAHHAHA!"

You continue tormenting each other until the sun goes down and small twinkling lights show up on the darkened sky. Like gold they glitter and captivate the giant mermaid who sees them for the first time. You don't know much about constellations because frankly speaking they are stupid. How is a cart or a ladle a bear? It makes no sense. So you show her how to look into the stars and see images and great stories in them. You continue until you run out of tales to spin around the images you see and you find yourselves just staring at the sky in utter silence for several minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQawNU_EOE4

"Silver?"

"Hmmmm?"

"Will you leave soon? Father says pirates never stay in one place for long."

"Hmmmmm. Not for about one and a half years. I'll go on some adventures but I'll come back until then. Why?"

"I just- When father said that I was sad. Because I don't want my friend to go away. W-We are friends, right?"

Now there is something to think about. Yes, you will leave sooner or later. And some part of you doesn't want to because you like this place. Maybe the next island will be bad and make you regret leaving, or it'll be so good it makes you forget about this one. Maybe this is another reason why pirates don't usually stay in one place for too long. Makes leaving easier.
"Of course! Friends forever!"

"Promise?"
She raises her pinkie and you shake it with yours.

"Promise!"

"So... you'll come back?"

>Yeah!
>I'll make it so you can go anywhere you want. And come after me!
>I don't know
>Other?

>>5063703
>>Other?
well outer heaven is mine and so is Fishman island I'd be a pretty bad captain if i didn't come back once in a while. how else would i keep uppity wienies from thinking they can take them from me?

>>5063703
>>Yeah!

>>5063714
Support

>>5063703
>Yeah!
I mean this is literally our house. Sure we're going on adventures but we still need a place to stash our loot. Also we've got a fucking food forest, no way are we gonna give that up.

Well. That'll teach me to write stuff in advance. I'll never be able to guess what you guys are going to pick
But this is good
>writing

"I mean, yeah! Outer Heaven is mine. So if Fish-man Island. It'd be pretty silly if I didn't visit every once in a while! How else am I gonna get uppity wieners to stay away from my stuff?"

"So you will protect both islands forever?"

"Yeap! And very other one I nab!"

"Seems like... that would be a lot of work. Do you ever think about living a more normal life?"

"This is normal for me. I don't know anything else. I don't know how can people live their whole life on an island. I don't even know what they are doing all the time."

"I'm... sorry."

"Sorry for what? I like it this way."

"Yes. But you never had a chance. They took the choice away from you."

Huh. You never thought about it that way.
"He-hey! Come on Fishy don't cry! You shouldn't cry about dumb things! Erm-"

Without anything else to fall back on you blow into your thumb and initiate Maximum Fluff mode. The big soft ball you turned into instantly manages to make Shirahoshi giggle and forget about her worries. She gazes into your eyes for a while before drowsiness takes over her and she falls over as she pulls your huggably soft body close to her own. If only the people downstairs could see you now. Captain Silver used as a plushy by a giant mermaid. But you don't care. What you care about is the minute noise coming from above which prevents you from sleeping in this very relaxing position. Looking up at the ceiling your nocturnal eyes spot the source of your annoyance. Three fish-folk with their faces glued to the glass, their breath clouding it ever more.

"What are they doing brother?"

"By the looks of it, nothing."

"Shouldn't we try something?"

"What do you suppose we do? And how do you think we get down there?"

"Maybe we could SIIIIING to enhance the mood a bit?"

"And alert them to our presence? I'd prefer not to die of shame."

"I heard humans have mating noises! Maybe we can try and imitate that!"

"Hmmmm. That's actually not that bad of an idea. What does that sound like?"

"Erm. Well. I only know whale mating noises. But both breathe air right? That's close enough!"

"Alright. Do it. And let's hope he can hear us."

The Manboshi then starts bellowing like an owl crossed with a moose. The good thing is that Shirahoshi can't seem to hear them. The bad news is that even their whispers were easily perceptible for you. This is bordering on torture.

>"CUT IT OUT! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!"
>Fly up and confront them
>Ignore them. You don't want to bother Shirahoshi
>Other?

>>5063790
>hypersonic boom tham away

>>5063790
>Hit them with a small burst of conqueror's haki

>>5063790
>Other?
>Grab a piece of dirt or a pebble off the ground. Throw it "lightly" so it wont shatter the glass on impact to get thier attention. When the idiots see you looking point to Fishy, make the quiet symbol with a finger to your lips, point to them, and then with as few gestures as possible explain just how thoroughly and mercilessly you will continually, and daily, beat their asses for a year and a half if they wake her up with their bullshit.

Nap time is sacred you fucking heathens.

>>5063790
>>5063801
i'm ok with this

>>5063790
>Other
Could Silver actually throw his voice? So not to wake up fishy but tell them to shush?

>>5063801
This wins

>writing

>>5063796
They ain't susceptible to that

>>5063856
Funny you should mention that!

>>5063199
Yes we gave them pets and treatos

You look up at the window and carefully reach for one of your emergency eggs to throw it at the window. They cease speaking as the thing shatters on the glass and try to look down in horror. You start making hand gestures at them and thank fully they have good dark vision so they pick up on your signals and open the window. Then you cup your hands and whisper into them as to not wake up Shirahoshi and hurl it upwards. You repeat this a few times and send up several condensed bubbles of voice, each of which speaks a short word to the siblings.

"If. You. Wake. Her. Up. I. Will. Kick. Your. Butts. Into. The. Sun!"

Realizing they messed up they slam the window down and slide back down into the sea. With a roll of your eyes and a shake of your head you turn back face down and go to sleep. The rest of the night goes by in a sea of sweet dreams. You awaken seven hours later to the noises of Shirahoshi. After exchanging a "good morning" and freshening up you make sure to take her out of the place the same way you brought her in. With a crab cage. As you lug the huge box around you find a curious sight.
"Ah. The three stooges."
You hear a faint "brother?" coming from the box.

"Ahem. Well yes. Hello. It is nice to see you after all this time."

"Uh-huh. Is that why you're here?"

"Well erm. We wanted to see what happened to our sister. Where is she?"

You ignore them and look at the nearby barmaid.
"Hey! Did these guys come now?"

"Oh no captain! They came yesterday and rented three rooms for the night!"

"Hmmmmm. Anyway I'm going to put on a diving suit and set up this crab cage. You guys can come if you want."
As you try to leave the three mermen just stand there floating with their stupid bubbles.
"I said you can come!"

After going through the whole process of prepping and getting in the water you release Shirahoshi out of the box much to her brothers shock.
"S-Shirahoshi?!"

"W-What are you doing here dear brothers?"

"I-It's a long story! Anyway we should go home soon. Father must be worried sick about us."
You say farewell to Fishy and she starts descending quite quick. Her two brothers follow her but Fukaboshi stays behind.
"You may have won tonight Silver. But one day you will marry our sister. Mark my words! You WILL have kids with Shirahoshi! That is not negotiable!"

"Listen. I don't get what the big deal is. But get off my back! If you want kids get some yourself!"

"But I don't want to be a father. I want to be an uncle!"

After all of the fish-folk depart you return to Outer Heaven with a sigh. As you put your diving suit back in its place you suddenly remember that you left your crew hanging. Oh well. They probably handled it. But you're going to need a report on that. You look around and find them scattered around the place, enjoying their morning meal. Except two. Lyda and Hagetaka are curiously absent. They must be terribly busy if they are skipping breakfast. Maybe you should see what they are up to.

>Stitches
>Angel

>>5063907
>Stitches
A doctor a day keeps the hemorrhage away

>>5063907
>>Angel
>You WILL have kids with Shirahoshi! That is not negotiable!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlU76wEc33k

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>>5063916
>The fucking music is a parody of the first OP
I think I shed a tear.

>>5063907
>Stitches.

I wanna see what our favorite doc is up to.

>>5063926
Oh. You don't KNOW?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laGChAJmkR8

>>5063907
>Angel

>>5063907
Stitches

Lyda wins in the end
>writing

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It is generally advised for the people visiting Outer Heaven to always, always visit the hospital area with a bottle of hard liquor ready. It can handily serve as a disinfectant, anesthetic and/or payment for your imminent operation. Those that have been there generously describe it as a "chop shop". Yet they may say a lot of nasty things about it, especially about the cheaper clinics, but nobody and I mean nobody ever complained about the clinic of Stitches which lays in the middle of it all. It is the nastiest, grimiest and most expensive of all the places. But you'd need to be supremely unlucky to have an ailment which can't be cured here. Sometimes patients even leave with more limbs or organs than they entered with. It is in here that your precious little doctor toils away endlessly, mending mostly big boo boos and alcohol poisoning while making a killing.

"Pancakes."
You find the stitched up girl with her face buried in her table.

"Not hungry."

"Wasn't asking."
You pull her up by the back of her head and stuff the sweet breakfast into her mouth.
"Coffee."

Having learnt her lesson she opens her mouth and swallows everything as she's struggling to breathe.
"BAH! A-Are you trying to kill me?"

"Breakfast is very important. It is the third of the three most important meals of the day."

Now that she's not gagging on rolled up sweet goodness Lyda can actually take a moment to gather herself and look at least somewhat professional. She puts away her scattered notes and looks up at you from her chair.
"Okay Silver. What happened?"

"What? You think I came because something happened? I'm fine."

"That's a first. I-I know you don't get damaged easily. But your body is almost more scar tissue than anything else."

"And that's rude."
You look around.
"Quiet day huh?"

"W-Well it's early in the morning. People either died already or aren't dying yet. This is pretty much the only time I can do work other than examinations."

"Like?"
You walk around the place, tracing your finger along strangely labeled glasses and almost knock one down but you manage to catch it.

"Mixing medicine. Counting money. Sorting things. Or working on personal projects."

"You didn't seem too busy. So what's wrong?"

"I-It's- sigh. I'm stuck."

"Stuck? In the chair? Your butt is not that big."

"P-Please stop!"

"Sorry."

"I-I just. Remember how it used to be? I would scrounge the battlefields to look for usable parts? It's not like that anymore. Now I have so much of everything I opened a library. That drawer only has left arms in them."

"So? That's a good thing! No?"

"I thought it would be. B-But no. I always thought the problem was that I never had enough parts. But now that I have everything I could ever hope for I don't know what to do with that."

"I don't get it."

"I have all the lego in the world and don't know what to make."

"I get it."

>>5063982
>"I have all the lego in the world and don't know what to make."
>"I get it."

>MAKE ME A SON and give me like 3 hearts

>>5063982
>"I have all the lego in the world and don't know what to make."

Oh that is a special kind of hell. On the flipside that's also when you make some of the most bullshit of stuff.

But if a coin toss really.

She gets up from her chair and walks over to a closet. As she opens it two whole skeletons fall out of it.
"L-Look. Two bases. One male. One female. B-Back then I used whatever I could. M-My creation would've been an amalgamation- a mix of different things. But now I could make anything. And I don't know what I want."

You look at the two skellies and help Stitches put them on two operating tables. As you look at them and fight off the urge to lick the bones to see what they taste like you speak up.
"Maybe the problem is that you wanted to make a friend. But now you have friends."

"I-It's sweet of you to say that. And it's true-"
She blushes through her pale skin.
"But my dream is not purely a selfish one. It was just as much about furthering science as m-making friends. I-If I could build a living creature then m-maybe I could uncover the secrets of life. It would be a tremendous achievement! N-Nobody has ever made life before! A-At least not that I know."

"Hmmmmmm. Maybe I can help?"

"T-Thank you Silver but that's not necessary. And you can't help anyway."

"No. Really! Two heads are better than one! What if I help you make up your mind? Anyway I guess by these big skellies that you want grown-up monsters? Or are these babies and they'll grow huge? GAAAAAAAASP!"

"T-They are not monsters Silver!"

"Oh."

"W-Why do you sound disappointed?"

"No reason. Anyway-"

>Make a guy
>Make a girl
>Ask Lyda more about her vision
>Other?

>>5064012
>Make a girl

>>5064012
>Ask Lyda more about her vision

Like what is she going for here? Is this a pet, a crewmate? Is she going to raise whatever this thing ends up being? God help us does she expect Silver to set a moral example?

>>5064012
>>Ask Lyda more about her vision

>>5064012
>>Ask Lyda more about her vision

>>5064012
>>Ask Lyda more about her vision
Set a clear goal, don't end up overreaching like a quest player.

>>5064012
>Ask Lyda more about her vision
>Maybe you could make yourself an assistant? Someone to help you with your work?

I like this. Very smort
Unfortunately this next update will be a short one as I'm out of time. But we'll pick up from here
>writing

You scratch your head.
"Anyway, what is it then? What do you want? A pet? Friend? Very exotic food?"

"I-I don't know. It never really was about the goal you know. But the act of simply doing it. I never got this far. I guess it would be more accurate to say I never thought I'd get this far."

"Hmmmmm. This is a fine pickle. And I'm not smart enough to help. Ooooh! I know! What if we had someone who is smart enough?"

"W-Who do you have in mind?"

"Nobody. Nobody yet. I just think you could use an assistant!"

Lyda looks at the collection of bones in front of her and she starts to understand what you mean.
"I-I think I get it! An assistant! Right. But I don't think I want to make a tool. Or a servant. It's not what I'd want from my creation."

"Then don't make them like that. It's that easy! So. What now?"

"T-There is still the matter of gender because that would restrict what organs I can use. General structure. B-But at least now I know we'll need a developed brain. Oh god. How are we going to do the personality?!"

"Breathe. One step at a time."

"Okay . C-Can I count on your help?"

"Yeah!"

"Then let's get to work!"

And that is it for today. Next session will be... questionable. Friday is out. So that leaves Saturday or Sunday. We'll see how much of a hangover I'll have on Saturday.
In the mean time I'll try to post some more omakes.

Anyway. Have a nice day!