>>5129386
First thred continuation and I fuck it up.
Let me fix Lepus' stats.

Lepus Wolff Stats
>Occupation: None
>Class: Monk (LV1)
>Race: Half-Elf
>Strength: 20
>Dexterity: 17 + 1 = 18
>Constitution: 16
>Intelligence: 7 + 1 = 8
>Wisdom: 15
>Charisma: 16 + 2 = 18
>Please add plus one to two of Lepus' stats candidate.

After a long time of preparing (note to self, Lepus is not a fan of sandles) you then drive over to the grocery store.
It wasn't that long of a drive but it was a bit awkward with Lepus putting her face in the window to look at all the city lights. Lepus looked at all the neon lights the city had to offer. They looked so cool to her. Thankfully you were sitting next to her so you could occasionally tell her to keep sitting down. You would buckle her but you were afraid she would freakout from it.
You all finally arrive at the store. You all soon get out of the car. Rosa immediately gets a shopping cart ready for her. Your sister then approached you soon after.
"So I'll get the meats and Lepus some clothes.", Rosa tells your sternly. "You stay with Lepus and make sure she does not get into any trouble what so ever. Understand?"
You sigh as you tell her yes. No need for her to be that hard on you. You get close to Lepus.
"Alright Lepus, remember the rules.", you begin to remind her as you open the car door for her. "No biting, no punching, no stealing food, and you have to walk on two legs. OK?"
Lepus looks at you and just nods her head yes. She soon starts to get out of the car. Her balance was a bit off but she could stand on her own.
"Alright just like we practice.", you tell her as you grab your totes.
You both then begin walking together inside the store. It's not as busy as it usually is but there's still a good amount of people in there. You both begin to walk around for a bit. You begin to wonder what you should grab first.
>Milk and water, you do need to keep your family hydrated.
>Bread could be useful to get. Maybe you could teach Lepus how sandwhiches are made so she can fix herself a lunch later.
>Fruits and Vegetables. Good idea to go with getting the fresh produce. They could also be giving out free samples of fruits for Lepus to try out.

>>5129458
>>Milk and water, you do need to keep your family hydrated.
>Fruits and Vegetables. Good idea to go with getting the fresh produce. They could also be giving out free samples of fruits for Lepus to try out.


If we're adding to stats, I'll go for +2 to intelligence

>>5129458
>you would buckle her but you were afraid she would freakout from it.
>not telling her why seatbelts are important and making her put it on herself so she learns how to do it in the future
Pathetic.

Get women's multi-vitamins, do some online coupon clipping on your phone, get one tub of vanilla ice cream if we don't have any.

>>5129513
+1

>>5129386
Are you planning on archiving the first thread?

My fucking phone broke.
>Be me.
>Get done doing dishes, Laundry and have supper cooking.
>I feel like I want to relax and just browse the internet through my phone.
>Pick up phone.
>Suddenly it drops.
>My hands are clean and dry and yet my phone fucking drops.
>Oh_shit.mp4
>"It should be fine...."
>Pick it up.
>It is not fine.
>It is fucked.
>Still working but the screen it fucked.
>Hands feel like there is glass getting in it each time I type.
>Using PC
>Might make a few posts tomorrow to make up for this bullshit.
R.I.P. My Cellphone AKA my preferred method of writing stuff.
July 19'th 2019 to January 20'th 2022

>>5130003
Yes, through google docs.

You decide to enter the fresh produce section first. Taking Lepus with you to make sure she didn't try anything crazy. You grab a few plastic bags to put in some veggies such as onions, potatoes, tomatoes (even though those are actually a fruit), cabbage, broccoli, and carrots. You also grabs a few apples, oranges, and bananas.
You spot the free fruit to eat stand. You see a few strawberries in there. Maybe Lepus might like those. You grab a few.
You approach Lepus with the fruit. You show her the strawberries.
"Here.", you say as you hand a few of the berries to her. "Try it. It's sweet."
Lepus leans over to your hands. She sniffs the berries a bit. They have this sweet scent attached to it. She then starts scarfing them from your hand. At least she isn't biting your hand.
Lepus then starts eating the berries and chewing them. Much like the pizza she was caught off guard by the taste. She smacks her lips and a bit and tastes what's left on her tongue. Her pupils then get smaller a bit.
"More! More!", she then immediately starts asking in her own way.
"I can grab a few for you.", you tell her. "But don't eat them all at once." You grab a few things of strawberries.
You head off to the dairy section to get some milk, maybe some cheese if you have enough in your budget. Lepus begins to notice this area is a lot colder than the others. Mostly because of the freezers, You then notice the ice cream.
You wonder if you should buy some ice cream. Though that would require you to sacrifice your chance to get cheese. You also wonder what flavor.
>No. Cheese is more important.
>Buy some ice cream, Sacrifice the cheese.
>>Vanilla
>>Strawberry
>>Mint Chocolate Chip

>>5130045
>No. Cheese is more important.
Only a few new things at a time here. We do also need regular food to eat.

RE archiving, https://lws.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html is the preferred archive site. If you don't archive it there yourself, I will for you.

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>>5130045
>No. Cheese is more important.
Pic related.

>>5130045
>No. Cheese is more important.

>>5130045
>No. Cheese is more important.

got it done somehow. Just like this board, first time using it.
https://lws.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/2022/5081860/

The thought on skipping cheese urges you to focus buying all the cheese you can get. Plus Lepus already has strawberries, so that's enough reason to not buy ice cream. Rosa might have wanted some vanilla but really she can blame the budget she placed on all of you.
Besides Lepus does need to eat more regular foods. She needs to get used to them more than sweets. Plus cheese has a lot more healthier properties than ice cream has.
Speaking of Cheese, you know what goes good with it? Bread. Which is the next item on the grocery list to get.
Besides Lepus looks like she is going to freeze with the way she is shivering. Must not be used to the cold. Though really... that just raises so many questions.
You head to the bakery isle and grab some of the cheap $0.99 loaves of breads. You would go with name brand stuff like Wonder Bread but again budget. You then notice the half-elf sniffing the air.
Lepus then gets a quick whiff of the air around here. She can smell the premium store baked bread being made. She begins drooling from the smell of bread being made. Knowing how delicious it would be.
"Lepus...", you begin to sternly tell her. , "No."
Lepus then wipes her face clean. Trying her best to control herself as you head for the next isle.
You are now in the medical isle. Getting a bunch of bandages per your sister's request. You also notice the women's multi-vitamins pills on sale. It's now $12.99. A bit overpriced still but could be useful for Lepus, who is now sitting down and resting on those heart monitoring seats you know many children played with. Wouldn't hurt to know her pulse either.
>Buy the vitamins. Don't play with the chair.
>Buy the vitamins. Play with the chair.
>Don't buy the vitamins. Don't play with the chair.
>Don't buy the vitamins. Play with the chair.

>>5131255
>>Buy the vitamins. Play with the chair.

>>5131255
Wonder Bread is bullshit. That stuff is like $3 in the west coast.

>Buy the vitamins. Play with the chair.

>>5131255
>>Buy the vitamins. Play with the chair.
Store baked bread is the best. Should get her some one day.

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You decide to pick up multivitamins and and then show Lepus how the machine works.
"You want to try out this seat and see how it works?", you ask her.
Lepus is curious on how this seat works. Could be fun.
"Here.", you tell her as you show her she can put her hand through the cylinder. "Like this."
Lepus then tries doing what you told her to. She is still curious about what this thing can do.
"Now press the button.", you tell her showing her the blue button.
Lepus presses the button you pointed at. The machine starts up. Lepus then notices the cylinder starting to feel a bit tighter. The half-elf's eyes open wide. Feeling as if this thing is going to break or eat her arm. Before the machine could do any supposed damage to her, Lepus then breaks the machine by tearing the cylinder off the machine.
The people around the area witness the awesome event of Lepus breaking a machine so easily. You find yourself staring at the situation as well for a bit. Until you finally snap out of it and think of two option.
>Lie and say this was all an act to promote something. (Requires a Deception Roll, 1d20 + 6)
>Get the fuck out there! Fuck the groceries!! Get the FUCK out of there!!!

>>5135237
>not realizing that Lepis would do this
>not realizing she would freak the fuck out
Why is our wisdom so high? Can we take points out of wisdom and put them in something else? Maybe max out int to a nice 20?

>Lie and say this was all an act to promote something. (Requires a Deception Roll, 1d20 + 6)
Do we vote then roll?

>>5135291
once everyone agrees to what to do.

>>5135237
>Lie and say this was all an act to promote something. (Requires a Deception Roll, 1d20 + 6)

>>5135237
>>Lie and say this was all an act to promote something. (Requires a Deception Roll, 1d20 + 6)

>>5135291
>>5136390
>>5136520
Go ahead and roll
I'll take the lowest roll

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>5136602
shit

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>5136602
Niggers, everywhere

Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>5136602

nat1. Hit the road, Vlad.

>>5138311
Stop rolling, you fools. Ya blew it.

>>5138311
I knew it!! I knew there would be someone who fuck it up if I just waited a bit longer!

The crowds are in awe as they witness the Wolf Lady break the very expensive Blood Pressure Kiosk with relative ease. They start murmuring and gossiping among each other. You gotta think of a way out of this. You quickly grab Lepus and try to talk your way out of it.
"Umm... it's for a movie.... a very... expensive movie.", you try lying.
No one is buying it. Not even the old people and they are gullible as fuck. No one seems to calling the police though. Probably dumbfounded by the scene they saw, Instead they are just taking videos.
You immediately grab the totes with your groceries in it and Lepus and get the fuck out of there, Well really you first pay for the groceries and then get to the fuck out of the there. You then rush towards the car and put the groceries up. You then go up to Lepus and start scolding.
"Lepus! Why did you destroy the kiosk?!"
Lepus then shows you her arm.
"Hurt me.", Lepus explains. "Bite arm."
"It...", you start explaining before you sigh from stress and frustration. "It wasn't going to bite you. Maybe squeeze you a bit but not bite you"
You are not sure how to explain it.
"Let's just get in the car and wait for Rosa."
You then get in the car with Lepus. She is not sure why you are scolding her. But she does know you are mad at her. She seems... sad about it.
Maybe you should have explained it better to her. Really though you should have known how this would have gone. You're smart enough to know this would have ended badly once she got in that kiosk.

>You feel as if you lost some intelligence from the stupid decision you made.

You know that disembodied voice.
"Wait? UI is that you?"

>You lose one point in intelligence.
>Intelligence: 16 + 1 = 17
>But because you learned a lesson from it, you gain some exp.
>You gain...
>5 exp.
>You are 295 exp short until you level up.
>Lepus is 300 exp short until she levels up.
>We recommend trying to educate her by reading to her some Aesop Fables.
>Children still read that right?
>Well books and math should help increase Intelligence.

Honestly you don't know. Still it is some sort of advice. The only advice you had so far. Wait? Could you always communicate with the UI?
>Try talking to AI.
>Try talking to Lepus about the incident and explain to her why it was bad she broke the machine.
>Just sit there quietly and wait for Rosa.

>>5138599
>Just sit there quietly and wait for Rosa.
I hope that point of INT goes to one of the two anons who were terminally retarded enough to keep rolling for a worst of x check. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>5138599
How do we regain INT?

You decide to just sit and wait for Rosa. Probably for the best not to mess with the UI in the middle of a public parking place. You and Lepus just sit silently in the middle of the car.
You look over to the half-elf. Lepus starts looking sorry. Though she is still not sure why she is supposed to be sorry. She was just trying to protect herself. So why is she being punished?
You continue to wait for your sister. You can only imagine what she's going to say. "Oh no Vlad! Your friend made a huge mess! Like holy shit! I told you to make sure she doesn't make a mess! We're gonna have to pay for that now! What is that like $10,000?! How are we going to pay for that?!" Fuck. She's going to be pissed.
You soon see a familiar figure approaching the car. It's Rosa. She parks the shopping cart near the car and starts putting groceries up. You tell she got the meats, clothes, along with some other stuff, mostly water (something we forgot to get). Rosa then entered the car. She sighs. She then looks over to both of you.
"So.... how did you two break the kiosk?"
>Tell the truth. Lepus is strong as fuck.
>Lie to her. The machine was fragile due to how old it was.

>>5141172
>tell her the truth

>Tell the truth. Lepus is strong as fuck.

BUT
before you say that, just ask to go out to a nearby rock/tree and ask lepus to launch it with a punch.

You know you're both in trouble. You figure you will be less punished however if you show Rosa just how strong Lepus is. Though you are going to have to show her in a more private area.
"Rosa can you take us to the park?", you ask her?
"Why are you going to reward the woman raised by wolves with going to the park?", Rosa asks.
"It's not a reward. There's something I can only explain if we just go there for about ten minutes."
Rosa then sighs as she turned on the car. "You only got ten minutes.", your sister replies.
You then head over to the park. It was a short drive. You take a quick hike through the nature path. Lepus enjoys the very sight of nature flowing all around her. It reminds her of her home in the camping area.
You then stop once you reach a secluded area.
"Alright secluded enough.", you say as you go up to a tree. "No towers or anything like that. Around it so it should be fine. Alright. Lepus punch the tree."
Rosa looks over to you as if you are crazy. "What are you doing?", she asks you. "Is this like some sort of punishment you are giving the poor woman?"
"No.", you simply reply.
Lepus looks over at the tree real quick. Wondering why you wanted her to punch it. Didn't look like it did anything wrong. Maybe it was just bad for the environment or an evil ent in disguise.
Lepus then readies her fist. Cleanching it hard to be ready for impact. Within an instant she makes a swift blow to the tree. Giving it a clean right hook.
The tree then begins to shake a bit before finally starting to fall. Going towards the North, thankfully away from you all. Making a loud crash sound as it hits the floor.
Your sister is stunned by the sight. She had no idea the half-elf was this strong. She then turns to you.
"You said she was raised by wolves right?", she asks you. "You sure it wasn't bears?"
"I have a photo proving it was in fact wolves.", you remind her.
"So that crazy bitch I heard about in the radio, was that her?"
"Exactly Rosa! That was... something else you didn't need to hear about. When did you learn about that"
"The drive home. Though to be fair I was not expecting that to her. But now that I do know it's her, did you know she was this strong?!"
Honestly you are not sure. You do remember reading Lepus' strength being a perfect twenty but you didn't expect her strength to be like superhuman levels of strong.
"I honestly didn't know until we reached the gas station.", you tell her.
Lepus then tugged at your shirt gently. Wanting your attention. You look towards her. You notice her hand bleeding a bit.
"Lick clean?", Lepus asks as she puts her bloody hand towards your face.
Time to make a choice.
>Take her home to tend to her injury.
>Take her to the doctor.

>>5145150
>take her home

Don’t want to bring unneeded attention to us or Lepus

You then go back to the car and drive back home to tend to a bleeding Lepus. Cleaning up the blood from her hand with some puffs tissues your sister left in the car you can tell the injury is not that bad. Mostly a few scrapes from the bark. Still it would be best if you cleaned and bandaged it once you get home.
After a five minute drive you are back home at your apartment. You bring Lepus inside as your sister gets the groceries. Honestly after hearing what Lepus did to the machine after thinking it would eat her hand she does not want to deal with what would happen if you tried cleaning it. Thanks Rosa for being useless in this situation... though you are saving the perishables from being left in the car so thanks actually.
You then take Lepus to your room as you get the medkit. So... how are we going to clean up the injury?
>Peroxide and alcohol
>Soap and water

>>5145251
>Soap and water
She'll be fine, it's just some scratches. If we try and use stinging chemicals she's going to go nuts.

You decide to lead Lepus to the bathroom and wash her injured hand off with liquid soap and warm water. Thinking she would scream if any alcohol even touched her open wound. You then begin patching her up with some bandages.
"Alright Lepus, you're going to have to walk on your feet for a while.", you begin instructing her. "You don't want to put a lot of pressure on your hand nor do you want to get it dirty."
Lepus looks at her hand. She seemed very impressed with the bandages. Well not really impressed but really fascinating.
You then sigh. "Just sit here in my room for a bit and rest.", you tell her. You leave to go to the living room. You decide to turn on the tv.
Of course the news was on. Luckily there seems to be nothing on the incident at the grocery store. Still it's best to keep it on the news just in case.
You then see Lepus entering the room. Stumbling a bit walking by herself on her own two feet. You immediately help her out.
"What are you doing out of the room?", you ask her.
Lepus then just embraces you. She seems lonely without you. You sigh.
"Alright.", you give in. "Let's watch some TV I suppose."
You then take her to the two person sofa and start watching TV. So what do you want to watch?
>Some sort of anime film
>A collection of funny classic cartoons
>A super hero team film
>A comfy family dog film
>The usual nature documentary

>>5145326
>some sort of anime film

>>5145326
>Some sort of anime film
inb4 she gets inspiration from dragon ball and turns into a weeaboo feral half elf.

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You soon change the channel to that toon station that occasionally plays some good anime at night. Seems like there's a show playing. That one about the monkey boy. Wukong was it? Might as well watch it.
After a while you and Lepus reach the episode where that desert bandit appears. You know him to be the butt of many jokes within the series. Especially with how easily he gets jobbed. Still it is nice to see his humble beginnings where he was able to beat Wukong.
You were of course enjoying the show but then you notice how Lepus was watching the anime. She seemed really interested with the desert bandit. Even seemed to be rooting for him. Even noticing that wide smile she gets when she sees him beat Wukong.
Huge note to self... never watch the sequel series. Any of then. She will highly disappointed with what happens to him.
After a few more episodes of the show you are both asleep on the couch. Seven hours later You wake up finding a couple of covers placed on top of you. Must be thanks to Rosa. Either way it is now Saturday 5:00 AM. Lepus still looks like she's asleep, best not to wake her up.
Now what to do?
>Cook Breakfast.
>Try to find some books to help Lepus Learn.
>Ask UI for advice.
>Look at the clothes Rosa bought Lepus, see what matches her.

>>5147678
>Ask UI for advice

Might be able to lvl something up, or at the least see what grants us some good xp

You go to the bathroom, making sure you lock the door behind you. You then look at the mirror for a bit before calling the UI.
"Hey.", you call for the interface. "Are you here?"

>I am here and present.
>Is there something you need Mr Pedro?

"Yeah I would like to know a good way to leveling up stats and maybe learn how to gain experience points."

>Good question.
>Bot can be answered with one response.
>Really in order to bring up some stats you need to level up.
>In order to level up you need exp.
>To gain exp you must do one of the following.
>Experiencing something new.
>Doing a good deed.
>Murder

>For new experiences, we recommend getting either out of your comfort zone and learning something new about the world or yourself.
>Whether it is learning how to cook or learning a new language.
>We notice you are teaching the half-elf how to walk on two legs.
>Once she has learned to do that and gets to walking on her own she can possibly gain up to 75 exp.

>Doing good deeds is self explanitory.
>Just start having her do some simple things like clean up the house and she could get up to 5 exp.
>Well that's the lowest we can offer.
>The measurements of a good deed usually differs.

>Murder is also self explanatory.
>But I am going to assume you aren't going to do that.
>But do know that exp comes to you quicker with that option.
>But if you do decide to go the murder route I would reccomend being a better liar.
>Your performance yesterday was dreadful to say the least.

>Once you level up you can either make one skill go up by two or have two skills go up by one.
>Honestly it's your decision on where her points go to.

>Any other questions you would want me to answer Mr Pedro?

>>5147678
See what the UI says about half elves. She looks malnourished for a human, but elves might just be skinnier by default. Long term we should probably teach her to read and write, but that might take a bit with -1 to intelligence checks.

"Mind telling me about half-elf biology?", you ask the UI.

>Oh that is an interesting question.
>What would you like to know?

"For one thing Lepus is very skinny. Is that something I should be concerned about?"

>Well elves' usually have a very interesting figure.
>They are mostly thin with some muscle in them.
>No fat on them what so ever.
>But elves are also known to having fragile bones.
>That's why you mostly see them as mages and archers.
>Since your friend Lepus is half human and half elf she has the best of both world.
>The charisma and figure of an elf and the strength of a human.
>Though it could be possible that she has fragile bones as well.
>Not one hundred percent sure on that.

"Right.", you say as you begin looking out the door, a bit concerned over Lepus.

>Have you tried teaching her how to read yet?

"No.", you tell the UI. "I'm not sure how to. I have no experience teaching people how to read."

>Your sister does.
>She is a teacher after all.

"That is true. But I don't want to force my sister to do everything when taking care of her. Plus, have you seen Lepus' stats? She has an eight. That's going to be hard to teach."

>True, but you are able to still teach her.
>Doing so will give both you and her 200 exp each.
>The reason why it gives out so much exp because reading is an important skill.
>Honestly I would say it's worth it.

"That does sound like it would be.", you do tell her. You are now tempted to try and teach her to read. But again, it seems like it will be a challence to teach her.

>Well I am going to let you do what you need to do.
>Please take my advice into consideration.

The UI then disappears. Leaving you alone in the bathroom. So now what do you do?
>Try to gain experience somehow.
>>Teach Lepus to make a sandwhich
>>Teach Lepus to read
>>Continue helping Lepus to walk on two legs
>Cook Breakfast.
>Go ahead and take a shower. It's been three days, you're probably smelly.

>>5148644
Take the shower.

>>5148644
>Go ahead and take a shower. It's been three days, you're probably smelly.
People on 4chan should know this as well as anybody.
Oh, and lock the fucking door, I can see the encounter already.

>>5148644
>Go ahead and take a shower. It's been three days, you're probably smelly.

>Go ahead and take a shower. It's been three days, you're probably smelly.

and like >>5148862 says lock the door

>>5148862
>Door locked
>She breaks the lock

>>5148644
shower nigga, we can't be the one who smells worse when compared to a quite feral

Sorry guys something came up. Broken pipes mostly. I'll see what I can do Saturday.

You decide to go ahead and take a quick shower. In the words of an infamous ape on the internet, "you stinky." So you put the water on burning hot and begin stripping down to nothing.
You decide to make it quick because if you don't Lepus will more thsn likely kick down the door looking for you. You don't need that kind of shit happening. One you can't buy another door right now and two your apartment house owner will have a field day with all that damage Lepus did.
Speaking of which when was rent due again? Next week was it? The rent was $800 per month, not including water and electricity. God you hope that raise will help you out. You could use some extra change to invest in like a better home.
You soon finish your quick shower and dry yourself with a towel, cover yourself up, and begin to head to your room. As you do so you now notice Lepus is awake. You also see she is now watching the TV. She must have figured out how the buttons on television now work considering how close she is to the machine. You decide to let her be for now and just get your clothes on.
You are now fully dressed. What do you do now?
>Cook Breakfast.
>>Maybe some good old fashioned pancakes.
>>Fry up some classic bacon and eggs.
>>Introduce her to the glory of cheese by fixing her a nice buttery grilled cheese.
>Try gaining EXP
>>Teach Lepus how to do chores.
>>Continue teaching Lepus how to walk.
>>Get a head start on that reading and vocabulary studies.

>>5152309
>>>Continue teaching Lepus how to walk.
Baby steps

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>>5152309
Either omlettes or a moon over Miami.

You decide to cook some breakfast up. It is important to eat breakfast. Plus she could gain a little weight. You also plan on teaching Lepus how to walk after eating a warm breakfast.
You decide to show off your based as hell chef talents by making a Moon Over Miami. You carefully cut a circular hole in your bread as you begin to butter up your skillet. You then place the bread in the skillet and then place an egg in the hole of the eggs to cook. After letting one side cook you flip it over, adding some some freshly grained parmesam cheese on the cooked side, as it then starts to melt. You add a bit of spices such as a basil, maybe a small dash of salt. You then finish the main course. Fixing six of these fine dishes, making sure you gave two to everyone.
You then just skillet fry the bacon. What you expected some food porn to come from that. Hell no. Bacon is simple to make and needs no explaination.
After giving everyone a fair share of bacon and Moons Over Miami (though you did give Lepus a bit more bacon) you then call for everyone to eat. You notice Lepus entering first already. You could tell she was ready to eat it as soon as she smelled it. You could also tell she left your tv on, you notice she was watching a baseball game. Odd choice but whatever.
Lepus tries to sit down again. Just like last time she sat with all four of her limbs on the chair. You sigh as you get close to her.
"No Lepus.", you tell her. "You sit down like this."
You sit next to her, chair away from the table to show her how to sit properly. Lepus observes you for a bit before mimicing you. Finally getting her feet and hands off the chair. You do notice a bit of a slouch in her sitting position, but you think that is fine.
You both then begin to eat the meal. You of course eating the toasted egg with a fork and knife while Lepus just picks it up and eats it. Good thing you prefer your eggs being made well done otherwise egg yolk would be everywhere on that table. Note to self after walking, teach her to use a fork and knife propperly.
Rosa then joins the table briefly before taking the breakfast.
"Thanks for the breakfast Vlad.", she greets you as she hurries off to the door.
"What's up Rosa?", you ask her.
"Emergency PTA meeting. Don't know what it's about but I'm willing to bet it's going to be parents wanting their kids doing indoor recess for a bit thanks to your friend being on the news twice."
"Makes sense.", you say as you now compute she said twice. "Wait twice?"
"Lepus is blowing up on social media Vlad.", Rosa says as she shows you that some youtube vlogger somehow caught Lepus breaking the kiosk. "Thankfully they were kind enough to censor her face. Now you two stay here today, I got a bunch of parents I need to listen to."
Rosa then goes out, leaving it only just you and Lepus as a tv baseball game plays in the background. You notice Lepus ate all her food and immediately tries walking back over to the tv. She struggles to keep her balance a bit.

She was about to fall but luckily you wer there to catch her. "You okay?", you ask the half-elf. Lepus nods her head yes.
"We need a way to help you get you balanced when you walk."
>Try the book on head thing you saw in those girly cartoons.
>Have Lepus try standing on one foot for a while, reward her for standing completely still for a minute.
>Make a line with tape and have her walk acrossit, if she succeeds without falling or stumbling she gets a reward.

>>5154800
>Make a line with tape and have her walk acrossit, if she succeeds without falling or stumbling she gets a reward.
Sounds like the most direct way to make her learn walking

>>5154800
First thing's first, we should teach her to turn off the TV when she's done watching it.

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

You then go to the closet and grab a roll of tape. It was a nice Neon Strawberry Red color. It even glows in the dark. Rosa must have gotten it from the school or something like that.
You decide to try out a new method to help her walk. You take the tape and place it on the floor. It's a good three feet on the floor. Seems reasonable enough. You then go up to the fridge and get some strawberries. You then call for Lepus with a whistle. She looks towards you.
"Hey Lepus.", you call for her. "Want a strawberry?"
Lepus immediately tries rushing towards you. Though with that rush she does nearly fall. You put the strawberries on the counter and rush over to her to catch her.
"Are you OK.", you ask Lepus.
Lepus then nods her head assuring to you that she is OK.
"Alright. So we are going to take this slowly. You see that line?"
You point to the line of tape. Lepus sees it. It's a path to the strawberries.
"Okay Lepus. What I want you to do is walk on that line from the beginning all the way to those strawberries. Without falling or getting on your hands. Think you can do that?"
Lepus looks at you, then at the tape, then at the strawberries. She's drooling. She wants those strawberries.
"Alright. Let's go ahead and start."
You then take Lepus to the beginning. Lepus looks excited to get those strawberries.
"Remember. You don't have to be fast. You just have to start walking with having your hands touch the floor."
Lepus then gets ready. She then starts doing your challenge.
Going to roll for Lepus. Hopefully she does well.

>>5157962
16. not bad.

Lepus is trying her best to get to those strawberries. You notice she is getting better. She's lifting her knees and keeping her balance a bit. Thankfully she is not running. She is a bit too fast but still not running. She eventually reaches the end. She grabs the plate with three strawberries, goes to the table, sits down in a chair and starts eating them.
Your plan worked. Hopefully you can keep using this method to help her learn how to walk better. Though you might have to buy more strawberries as rewards.
Lepus then finishes the strawberries and goes back to the sofa. Sitting on it properly thanks to your guidance. She then continues to watch the baseball game.
>Watch game with her.
>Continue teaching her to walk.

>>5158022
>>Watch game with her.
Bonding

>>5158022
>>Watch game with her.

>>5158022
>watch game with her

You deceide to sit down with Lepus and watch the ball game. Seems like it's the last inning. Two outs in for the home team. The score 49 to 52. The first, second, and third base are full. If they get a home run they can win the game and the trophy.
The pitcher makes the throw. It seems like it will be a fast ball. The batter swings! It's a strike! The ball is thrown again. It's another strike by the batter! One more strike and the batter will be out and the home team loses.
You both watch the screen intensely. Hoping the batter will hit the ball. The pitcher makes his last throw. It's curve ball. The ball spirals towards the batter. The batter swings... IT'S A HIT! The ball keeps going and going in the air! The players on the field don't know where it's going to land! The players on the base are questioning whether they should run or not! Third base says screw it and starts running home! The ball finally lands! The players of the visiting team scramble to get it! The others home players start running for home base to try and get as many points as possible! It's literally a race to see who gets what first!
You can't believe you are excited over a baseball game. But hey Lepus seems to cheering for the home team. You can see her leaning more towards the TV, chanting for her team to win. You never expected her to be a huge baseball fan. Then again it could be her trying to fit in more with you and Rosa. Still even if it was, it's nice to see the half-elf invested in something.
You turn back to the screen. They're still scrambling! It's now 51 to 52! One player is still left and he is rushing to base! Home Batter is near the home base! Visiting Outfielder is throwing to the umpire! It's a close game! The Batter does a desperate slide! AND HE IS.....
The screen then cuts to black as the TV goes off. You both start to question what just happened when the lights cut as well.
Lepus goes to the TV and tries her best to turn it on. Doesn't seem to be working. Seems like the power just went out.
Soon you both start hearing clamoring around you as well from the neighboring apartments. Seems like it effected more than just your home. Whatever happened you're sure it will be fixed soon-ish.
Though a very disappointed Lepus seems really sad about missing the final bits of the baseball game.
>Try and cheer Lepus up.
>Time to go back to teaching.
>Maybe make her a cold lunch like a sandwhich or something like that.

>>5159761
>>Try and cheer Lepus up.

>>5159761
Do we have a battery powered radio or a smartphone? We could try to find another way to see how the game ended.

>>5159761
>Try and cheer Lepus up.

You wonder if this power outage effected the radio or the internet. You look through your phone and see if you have internet acceess. Turns out you do.
You try searching for the baseball game you just watched. Turns out there is a live video on the subject. You click on it.
"Hey Lepus.", you cheerily call out for her. "Look what I found."
Lepus comes up to you and begins looking at your phone screen. She sees it. The baseball game you were both just watching.
It's an instant replay of the ending. The Home Batter doing his epic slide to reach Home Base. Lepus looks at the screen closely. The outcome is about to happen. The Batter... is... Safe! He helped the team win the trophy!
Lepus celebrates the victory by howling into the air. Though you do stop her by quickly covering her mouth.
"The neighbors will be mad at us if you do that.", you tell her. Though they are all mostly outside talking to the manager if anything.
Lepus continues to celebrate the victory for the Batter anyways. Feeling really happy for him.
"You must really like the batter of this game Lepus.", you observe. "Do you got a crush on him or something?"
"Brother!", Lepus responds.
Wait... brother? What did she mean by that?
Lepus points at the screen again before saying it again. "BROTHER!"
You watch the stream closely now. You see the hat of the batter slightly coming off. As the batter adjusts it, you notice something immediately. His long pointed ears.
Your eyes widen as you then realize. This guy is another player in this tournament you are a part of.
>Do research on the batter.
>Ask Lepus about her brother.
>Go back to training.
>Fix a cold lunch.

>>5164043
>>Ask Lepus about her brother.
Maybe she knows something.

>>5164043
>Do research on the batter

You're not sure if this guy is indeed bad news or not. You just know he's one of the contestants in this tournament the Park Ranger known as God set up. Though you do in fact wonder what he is doing playing baseball of all things?
You soon decide to look up this guy via internet. You look up the members of the Hometeam and try and find a name or image of him. You soon find Cera Wolff.
Cera Wolff. Rookie Baseball player who recently joined the team this season. Has made several home runs and has helped win the team several games. His record of homeruns is 166. Fastest record of running to home base is 21.6 seconds. Cera Wolff's past also seems to be mostly normal. Grew up in a nice home he was adopted in since he was four years old. But before that it was nothing.
His manager and coach, Naomi Duncan, has been keeping him fit, disciplined, and well trained. She keeps claiming she always keeps him this way so he can be ready for a big event. The public may not know what she is talking about but you do.
Lepus looks at the picture of her brother on your phone. She seems excited to see him. You decide to ask a few questions about him.
"So Lepus...", you begin to awkwardly ask her. "What do you know about your brother?"
Lepus looks at you. Unsure how to answer.
"Can you tell me a bit about him?", you ask her.
Lepus hears you but really can't think of anything to say.
"Brother is Elf.", Lepus responds.
"He's an elf. I get that.", you tell her. "But you're an elf as well."
Lepus then shakes her head no. "Lepus Elf and Human.", she explains. "Brother Elf and Elf."
From what you can gather from that sentence you can tell that he was a full blooded elf while she was half elf and half human. Which you still call bullshit on because of the sharp teeth but you digress. Cera was a fullblooded elf.
With the information your UI gave you from earlier you know he is going to be physically weak, due to weak bones. But if that's the case, how the fuck is he playing baseball?
Suddenly the power seems to come back on. Along with it the TV and a few lights that you left on. Lepus then walks back towards the TV sitting on the couch. She's getting better and better at walking now. On the TV seens to be one of the kids shows they play on the weekends. But it doesn't seem to be interesting to Lepus as she then walks over to you.
She nudges and tugs you for your attention. Even though she had your full attention anyways. She then points to outside.
"Baseball!", she tells you. It seems she wants to play Baseball with you.
>Play Ball!
>Finish walking exercises first.
>Work on outside etiquette first, you don't need anymore accidents.
>Eat a lunch first.

>>5166548
>>Play Ball!
Its better excercise than walking I guess.

>>5166548
>Work on outside etiquette first, you don't need anymore accidents.
As is, at least one of four things (probably multiple) will happen:
There are some people wherever we go to play ball who get absolutely demolished and start asking WTF
The ball or bat goes suborbital and we never see it again
The ball goes through the neighbour's window/greenhouse/fence/wall and we have to pay for that as well
We get a supersonic ball or thrown bat to the face

Conclusion: Playing ball games with a STR 20 person who hasn't learned how to control their strength is a terrible idea.

You think it would be a good idea. Lepus could learn how to run and walk better if she is in a baseball field rather than in a cramped apartment. Not to mention with Baseball she could learn other skills like pitching a ball and swinging a bat.
But then you remember Lepus' Strength. A good whopping twenty. She was able to punch a guy from the gas pumps to the store. Then there was the kiosk she broke with reletive ease.
Just imagine everything that could go wrong in this situation. Lepus could send the ball to space with a single hit. Lepus could throw the ball towards you with huge speed and force behind it, it doesn't just hit you, it will fucking destroy you. Not only that but what if said ball hit Lepus instead? She could possibly go into a frenzy and attack you from that accident.
Maybe it's best to try and control her strength. How do you do that though? You're not an expert on that kind of subject.
You then spot a tomato you were going to use for lunch. This gives you an idea. You go up to the tomato and gently grab it. You then go to Lepus, who was watching you carefully, and give her the tomato.
"Here Lepus.", you say as you hand it to her, "Try holding on to that tomato all day without squeezing it."
Lepus looks at the tomato she is holding. Clearly not knowing what you are up to.
"If you can hold on to that tomato throughout the rest of the day and Sunday without breaking it, I will take you out to play Baseball on Monday.", you explain to her.
Lepus then gives out an excited smile. She clearly likes this deal. Hopefully she can pull through. Though you are not a hundred percent sure if this will control her strength.
Now what else can we teach her?
>Don't get into any fights.
>Don't break anything.
>How to dress properly, you could also try and see what kind of fashion fits Lepus.
>Have her learn to speak properly, seems easy enough.

>>5169324
>>How to dress properly, you could also try and see what kind of fashion fits Lepus.
>>Have her learn to speak properly, seems easy enough.

>>5169324
>>Have her learn to speak properly, seems easy enough.

>>5169336
I think you can only choose one dude.

You decide to try to trach her how to speak better. Though with that you need to get one of the English books your sister has in her room. You got a couple of first grade books.
You then sit in front of Lepus.
"Alright Lepus, let's try learning some new words.", you say as you introduce to her the world of homework books. "Alright. Let's begin."
It's time to begin teaching her to speak properly. Lepus listens closely to you as she continues to gently hold the tomato. You try your best to play teacher.
Roll 1d20+4 in Intelligence to see if you can teach her well. I'll take the roll that has a 4 at the end of their post.

>>5169324
Just explain to her that she's significantly stronger than pretty much everyone else, so we need her to be careful. Just because she's got only 8 intelligence doesn't mean we should treat her like a kid.

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>5169716
rollan

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>5169716
Rollers

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>5169716

>>5170714

Haha guess I fucked up here.

You try your best to teach Lepus to speak properly. Using all your knowledge in reading your fourth grade English Textbook has to offer. The ancient texts that helps you understand Nouns, Plurals, Verbs, Adjectives, Sentences, Paragraphs, and Tenses of Past, Present and Future, and how they work.
Putting out simple sentences such as "The man throws the bone. The dog catches the bone. The dog returns the bone to the man." Hoping Lepus will learn from them.
Lepus did not learn anything you have taught. To be fair it wasn't her fault. It was your's. Teaching is not as easy as it seems to be. Rosa would rate you poorly if she saw your performance at it.
Honestly you felt you could have done better though.

>You turned out to be a bad teacher.
>You gain eight experience points though.
>It was worth it.

"Not really but OK.", you say to the UI.
Lepus looks around wondering who you were talking too. Must be the wind or something. Lepus decides to take a break from learning and look outside.
Outside she sees the kids playing with a ball and kicking it. Doesn't look like baseball but it does look fun.
The Half-Elf notice you have your face in the book at the moment still talking to the air. The Wolf Lady then takes this opportunity to go outside and get some fresh air. Maybe join in on that game of ball.
You continue to look at where you went wrong in the English book until you heard the door slam. You look up and see that Lepus is nowhere in sight. You hear someone outside talking. Sounds like a bunch out kids.
"Who's that lady?"
"What's she doing in the homebase?"
"Is she wanting to play?"
"Why is she holding a tomato?"
Oh God! You look out the window! It's Lepus! Oh shit!
The kid throws the ball to her.
Roll for Lepus' kick. 1d20+5. Pray you don't get a 15 or higher. I'll take the post that ends in two.

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>5173559

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>5173559
Taking "post that ends in x" is going to cause problems. Aside from it basically meaning a random reply, it could (aka will) lead to scenarios where nobody gets an x and has to keep replying over and over to get one. If you're taking one roll, why not just take the first one?

>>5173578
Fair enough. Just wanted to everyone a chance to roll.

The ball swiftly approaches Lepus at uninteresting speed. You can imagine the sparks of strong aura coming out of as the ball gets closer as she readies herself to hit the incoming kickball. Lepus then lifts her leg and then...
Pip....
She just gently touches the ball with her foot. The ball doesn't fly across the field/parking lot, it doesn't explode into a million pieces, it doesn't go through Mr Crowly's window. No it just fly a bit in the air, bounces a few times, and then rolls. Honestly you were expecting more.
The kids then stare at the woman as she then runs to the supposed first base with her tomato. They give out this confused look.
"I thought she was trying to be goalie."
"She plays soccer weird."
"She's a girl, of course she doesn't know how to play soccer."
"I thought I was going to see a boob or something from that."
"What was up with that tomato?"
The boys then start leaving the field. Unimpressed by Lepus. Honestly they were a bunch of brats so it's good they left. How dare they question your tomato method?!
They did leave that ball though. Lepus then goes up to the ball and starts playing it. Mostly just kicking it around mostly. Trying to understand it. You can see she is having fun with it.
You watch from a distance from the living room in your apartment. Though honestly you should join her. Though watching her from here you can really see that she getting better from walking.

>Subject, Lepus Wolff completed Walking Level 1.
>Lepus gained 75 EXP.

"Wait?! She mastered walking already?!", you ask the UI. "Wait Level 1?"

>Of course.
>There are baby steps, Level 1 (worth 75 EXP)
>Proper Walking, Level 2 (worth 25 EXP)
>and then Professional Running otherwise known as Sprinting, Level 2.5 (Worth 100 EXP)

"What kind of bullshit it that?!", you ask before going back to looking at Lepus. "Though she does look like she could sprint professionally if soccer or baseball isn't her thing."
She looks as if she is enjoying being outside rather than being cooped inside the apartment. Maybe it would be best to join in outside with her.
>Just let her be, you're just supervising at the moment.
>Go outside and teach her how to play soccer, maybe some dribbles will help increase her walking skills.
>Go play Kickball, it might actually teach her how to control her strength much better than your perfect Tomato theory.
>Bring her back inside, she is trending on social media.

>Go outside and teach her how to play soccer, maybe some dribbles will help increase her walking skills.

Let's have a bit of fun, eh?

>>5173954
>>Go outside and teach her how to play soccer, maybe some dribbles will help increase her walking skills.

You go outside and meetup with Lepus still playing with the ball she has.
"So I see you are interested in kicking that ball.", you tell her. "You wanna try out soccer for a bit?"
Lepus looks at you curiously as she tilts her head.
"Sock her?", the Wolf Lady asks.
"Yeah soccer. It's basically where you kick that ball you are playing with into that net. Here let me show you. Kick the ball and pass it over to me."
Wait, what did you just ask? Was that a good idea? Are you going to die from this?
Lepus then gets ready to kick the ball again... only to gently punt it over to you. You look impressed. The tomato theory is working well.
"You really are controlling your strength better now.", you compliment the Half-Elf as you are proud of yourself thinking that tomato helped.
Lepus looks at you with a quizzical stare before answering.
"If kick too hard, ball goes boom.", Lepus replies. "I don't want ball gone. I want ball. Ball is fun."
D-... did she really just give a Ball is Life speech?
Either way back to teaching her how to play Soccer. You remember what your dad taught you when he wanted you to be a soccer player. He taught you a lot of things. Such as dribbling, passing, a few tricks here and there, and shooting a goal. You feel as if you ready to pass that information and legacy down to Lepus.
You teach Lepus some interesting dribbles.
Roll a d20 with your Dex modifier. 1d20-3.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>5175858
Its football.

You're not that bad at playing football. Well you're not as good as you used to be but you are still able to teach her. You do a few good dribbles with the ball before passing back to Lepus.
"Try some.", you tell her.
Lepus begins practicing some of dribbles you showed her. Such as bouncing the ball with her feet, legs, and knees. Even a few maneuvers when she was kicking the ball around.
Lepus even made a few practice shots towards the goal. Again her kicks were a bit restrained because she didn't want to break the ball. So they weren't too crazy and luckily not window breaking.
You watch her score goals from the sideline. Cheering her on as she kept suceeding on what you taught her.

>Lepus has gained the knowledge to play Soccer.
>Therefore finishing Soccer Level 1, Practice.
>Lepus gained 25 EXP
>You have successfully taught the concept of sports to Lepus.
>You gained 25 EXP.

You choose to ignore the UI as you watch Lepus play.
You soon see Rosa's car pull up to her parking space. She gets out and notices Lepus playing soccer as she holds on to that tomato you gave her. Rosa then walks up to you.
"Two questions Vlad.", Rosa begins. "First of all, why does she have a damn tomato in her hands? Secondly, did you teach her how to play soccer?"
"That tomato is helping her control her strength.", you tell your sister, in denial of your perfect tomato strategy.
"No it fucking isn't."
"I'm telling you! The tomato is working! It's my best plan ever! The tomato fucking works!! But to answer your second question, yes I taught her how to play soccer."
"Vlad I don't know what you plan on letting her do with that tomato... but it better be worth it."
Your sister then goes back inside the apartment.
"By the way be sure she is washed before dinner. I got some fried chicken being delivered to us."
"You know I'm a chef right Rosa!?"
"Yeah but you don't need to be cooking for us every night. I mean you made us a fucking turkey last time. That shit still needs to be eaten."
You sigh. You then call for Lepus to come inside. She immediately does so but not before kicking the ball inside the goal one last time.
>Bath time.
>Eat some of that turkey as a snack, then give Lepus a bath.
>Watch a bit more TV then give Lepus a bath.
>Talk to Rosa, ask her about the PTA then give Lepus a bath.

>>5176368
>Talk to Rosa, ask her about the PTA then give Lepus a bath.

>Talk to Rosa, ask her about the PTA then give Lepus a bath.

>>5176368
Ask about the PTA/teaching Lepus to read and then give the bath.

You ask your sister about what happened at the PTA. Rosa sits down and looks at you.
"If you're asking if all the parents were talking about your friend... then no.", Rosa replies. "Surprisingly the parents of my students all think that the crazy lady who destroyed a kiosk at their local grocery store is miles away from their perfect little angels. Even though we are currently housing said crazy lady. If any of them were to figure that out, I could lose my job."
"So if the PTA meeting was not about Lepus, then what was it about?"
"Oh no Lepus was mentioned some she just wasn't the focus.", Rosa continued. "They were just talking about better security and for both parents and teachers to tell their kids to not talk to strangers. We've been getting a lot of strange sightings from kids about some sort of ghost watching them. Honestly if you ask me I think it's a creep who's trying to get photos of kids. Though if I caught a glimpse of him I would be sure to beat the shit out of him and then call the police."
"Right. You and your infamous la chancla hand are going to beat the shit out of a highly dangerous criminal and save the day."
"You want to see how fast I throw this flip flop at you miho?!"
"I'm good Rosa."
"Good. Now go clean up your friend as I wait for the delivery boy to give us our chicken."
You then leave your sister to rest as you go up to Lepus. She stands in front of the now closed door. She look over to you as approach her slowly.
"Alright Lepus you heard Rosa.", you begin telling her. "Time for you to have a bath."
As soon as you said the word Lepus, then rushes to the bathroom leaving a trail of clothes.
Rosa looks at the trail and shakes her head disapproving the oddity.
"You better be glad it was just us.", she says as she starts watching TV.
You enter the bathroom. You see Lepus in the tub waiting for the water to start. This is going to be a long night.
You start the warm water up for Lepus. The Half-Elf is excited to be scrubbed with soaps and shampoos again. You kind of dread it. You look up the self cleaning products you had.
>A generic Whitish-yellow Soap Bar with generic blue shampoo with a scent called Ocean Breeze.
>Some womanly products of shampoo, conditioner, and bodywash all with a strawberry scent added to it, obviously belongs to Rosa.
>"Hey Dood", your shampoo and bodywash for manly men who like to do manly things, you know just manly guys, who do manly things.

>>5178690
>"Hey Dood", your shampoo and bodywash for manly men who like to do manly things, you know just manly guys, who do manly things.
Let's not dip into Rosa's stuff.

>>5178723
+1

>>5178690
>>A generic Whitish-yellow Soap Bar with generic blue shampoo with a scent called Ocean Breeze.

>>5178690
>>A generic Whitish-yellow Soap Bar with generic blue shampoo with a scent called Ocean Breeze.
Shes gotta get a nice shampoi guys

As Lepus enjoys the feeling of hot water touching her skin you look through your bathing products. You dare not touch Rosa's brand of hair and skin care products, otherwise you will receive her fury. Which leaves your bodywash and shampoo and the generic stuff you usually see on TV that you got as soon as you got here.
Ah "Hey Dude". Sponsored by the Gay Pimp. That one product you bought as a joke at first but then ironically grew to love. Had the smell of success and was perfect to use after hard soccer practice. Maybe your friends are right and this product is gay as fuck... but fuck it, it's your money you can buy whatever product you want.
Then again do you really your own bathing products on Lepus? You're pretty sure she wouldn't want to smell like a man. Actually would she even care? Well maybe if the product smelled bad to her. But just because she was raised by wolves doesn't mean she has mastered their sense of smell. Right?
Maybe it's best to just go with the generic bar of soap and shampoo with Ocean Breeze. That seems safe.
You then go on to wash her.
Make a Strength check. 1d20. I'll take the last roll after I wake up. Sorry had some stuff to do today.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>5181355
Hope I remember how dice work

>>5181427
All right, that's a decent roll. That means nobody else roll. I know you morons have trouble with this concept so I have to spell it out for you.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>5181355

>>5181492
We are the bossofthisgym

>>5181492
t. very lucky retard

>>5181485
>>5181492
kek

You thought handling a full grown woman with the strength of 20 would be considered the biggest challenge you could ever go through. Turns out it wasn't. Sure there was a struggle here and then but she was mostly calm about you washing her.
You may have found this situation to be awkward but you were at least trying to be a mature adult about it. Especially when it came to washing her chest and groin. Though to be fair you were quick there.
Eventually you end up finish washing her up and dry her up afterwards. You then start looking through the clothes your sister bought Lepus. You think about what to let her wear.
>A casual black Tee-shirt and bluejeans, perfect for normal people.
>A white Tank Top and a pair of shorts, seems a bit too cold for that right now.
>Jogging Pants and a Hoody, looks tacky, give her heelies and she'll be a zoomer.
>Button up Short Sleeve Shirt, with a nice Undershirt, and a pair of Ripped Jeans, could be good if you want her to look cool.

>>5181789
>>A casual black Tee-shirt and bluejeans, perfect for normal people.
Let’s be normal.

Also

>implying zoomers remember heelies

>>5181789
>>A casual black Tee-shirt and bluejeans, perfect for normal people.

You picked the Black Tee and Bluejeans for Lepus to wear. You help her put on her underwear first. Rosa bought a bra that you could slide onto her along with a white pair of panties. You might as well teach her how to put on clothes.
You teach Lepus how to put on female undergarments to the best of your abilities. You also teach her the basics of putting on Bluejeans, along with fixing the button and zipper. You finish by teaching her how to properly put on a shirt.
Lepus... somewhat gets it right. Her shirt was on backwards with the tag sticking out but hey it's a plain back tee, no one is going to notice. She could even rip the tag out and no one would ever suspect a thing.
The problem though was putting on the shirt in general. You forgot the Lepus' ears were sensitive and forgot to inform Rosa of that as well. Then again she probably wouldn't get it. There was also that Tomato she was carrying around per your instructions. A bit hard to get her arms through the sleeve when she's holding on to that fruit. You then assist Lepus with the shirt problem.
As soon as she got her shirt on, Lepus pulled her hair out of her shirt. You did notice that her hair was still ridiculously long. Would it hurt for you to cut it?
>Nah, it's fine, she looks good with long hair.
>You may not be a hair stylist but you might be able to cut it.
>Have Rosa cut it, she cuts her own hair all the time.
>Probably best to leave it to the professionals, take her to the barber on Monday.

>>5182126
Does Rosa know how to do braids? I don't want to cut it, but doing something to keep it out of the way would be good.

>>5182126
>Nah, it's fine, she looks good with long hair.
Can’t always depend on Rosa for everything.

You decide to leave Lepus' hair it as it is. It suits her. If you need to get it styled just get Rosa to braid it. Though you can't rely on her on everything. You gotta do shit as well.
You also checked on Lepus' injury she had on her hand. You do need to clean it right now. You then undo the bandages and see the scrapes of skin gone from from her hand. You use soap and water again to clean it up. You then wrap up her injuries with a new set of cotton and banages.
You then exit the bathroom with Lepus. You can definitely hear Lepus sniffing the air. You can smell it too. Fried Chicken. Fried Chicken from mother fucking KFC! The best Fried Chicken out there. Delivered to your home.
You and Lepus immediately sit down at the table. You sat next to the Half-Elf, in case she needed help. You could notice that Lepus was sitting more properly. Lepus was still holding onto that tomato, which you comment for her to put on the table, which she does.
Rosa then gave everyone the best piece of chicken. The thighs and breasts. With a good amount of fries and coleslaw.
You all then begin to eat. Lepus was eating that breaded chicken. Enjoying the taste of this delicious fast food. Though she didn't seem to have any interest in the fries or coleslaw.
>Leave her be, she doesn't have to eat it.
>Tell her she needs to eat everything.

>>5182682
>>Tell her she needs to eat everything.

>>5182682
She needs to eat a balanced meal.

You tell Lepus she needs to eat everything on her plate. The Wolf Lady stops eating her chicken and starts looking at the fries and coleslaw. Sure the fries look good to everyone, but how do you make Coleslaw look and sound tasty?
>Show her that coleslaw is good by eating some.
>Get a spoonful and give Lepus a taste test.

>>5183090
>Show her that coleslaw is good by eating some.
She'll want to get a taste of it too once she sees us eat it.

>>5182682
>Show her that coleslaw is good by eating some.
>Hey Lepus, the fries and Coleslaw are good too, wanna try them out?
>Get a spoonful and give Lepus a taste test.

You try to convince the Half-Elf to eat all her food by showing her that it is good. You grab a few French Fries and eat a few.
"Mmm tasty.", you say with your mouth full of fries.
Lepus again looks at the fries after seeing you eat them. She then tries a few fries herself. As she places the Fry in her mouth she could taste the mixture of potato and salt all cooked with God knows how much oil. After chewing and tasting the Fries for a bit she comes to the conclusion... Fries taste good.
Thinkink this would work for the coleslaw you decide to get a large spoonful of it and eat some.
"See.", you show her, "This is good as well."
Lepus then looks at the coleslaw. It doesn't look very appetizing. Which you can agree with. You could probably make better coleslaw than a country fried fast food restaurant could.
Lepus then grabs her spoon the best she could. She then shovels some coleslaw. She stares at it once more before finally eating it. Like the fries she tastes the coleslaw.
Unfortunately, coleslaw is not really one of Lepus favorite foods out there. She doesn't spit it out, she ends up eating the spoonful. But does give out a disgusted look after swallowing.
>Tell her she doesn't have to eat it if she doesn't like it, besides as you said you could make better coleslaw.
>Tell her to eat it, there are starving pups in Britain that would love to eat what she was eating.
>Tell her if she finishes all her food she could have some sweet strawberries.

>>5184642
>Tell her she doesn't have to eat it if she doesn't like it, besides as you said you could make better coleslaw.
>Make a more appetizing, better looking version of the fast food coleslaw
More opportunities for us to use our Chef skills.

>>5184654
This

>>5184642
Getting her on a balanced diet is probably for the best. Give Lepus a few strawberries if she eats her veggies.

QM?

You see she doesn't like it, poking out her tongue in disgust with each small spoonful she ate. Feeling a bit sorry for her you decide to go up to her. "You know if you don't like it you don't have to eat it.", you explain to her.
You clearly understand her plea. Your father told you the same thing when it came to eggplants. Fucking Eggplants are disgusting when you don't know how to cook them properly. Which is why you are going to cook up better coleslaw than what KFC can do next time. Just need to get some good ingredients to go with it.
Lepus seems to understand you and goes back to eating her fried chicken. You can see she isn't scarfing it down like she usually does. Sure she is still eating it like a savage but it's more like a polite savage. If a polite savage is even a real thing or term to actually use to describe someone.
As Lepus continued eating her chicken, you get a phone call on your cellphone. It's from your boss, the owner of Kingsly's. You answer the phone immediately.
"Hello?", you immediately answer.
"Hey, sorry to bother you but I'm going to need you to come in early tomorrow.", your boss explains. "And be sure to shower up and make yourself extremely presentable. We have a huge guest coming tomorrow morning for breakfast."
"Celebrity, Politician, Critic, or Influencer?"
"Celebrity. A miss Hilda Fairchild and family. They are probably going to want all the casual fancy stuff and I don't trust Taum with doing all that. So I am going to need you here by 5:00 AM."
"Rightaway sir."
"Good I'll see you in the morning."
Your boss then hangs up.
Holy shit! You're going to cook for a celebrity! This is good news! If you succeed in this endeavor, then you are definitely going to get that raise!
You tell Rosa to keep an eye on Lepus. You have to turn in early. You soon get yourself ready for bed and go to sleep early.
You soon wake up at 3:30 AM. Thank Goodness. You can now get up and get ready. Somehow you feel heavier though. As you try to get up, your groggy eyes then finally adjust to the dark and you can see a certain Half-Elf on top of you.
>Yell, "Wake up Lepus! It's time for me to get up!"
>Try slipping your way out of her.
>Gently move her off of you.

>>5187875
>Try slipping your way out of her.
But do it stealthily so as to not wake her up.

>>5187875
>Try slipping your way out of her.
Lepus. We'll have to talk about you doing this.

You decide to try and slip out of the situation. Hopefully you don't wake up.
You really need to find the time to talk to her about this. She needs to learn how to sleep on her own.
You try your best to get out quietly. You need to have that shower and get to work on time.
Roll for Stealth. I will take the last roll of this thread.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>5187966
Let's see what we get.

>>5187979
Fuck yeah. Nobody else roll.