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Knight(s) Quest Part 6 04/11/22(Mon)01:13:34 No.5225941

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Knight(s) Quest Part 6 Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)01:13:34 No.5225941 Archived

OH SHIT KNIGGA(s) it's an adventure about being knights n shit.

4 knights are sent on a glorious quest to bring home the holy grail! Which have been stolen and taken to the Tower City! Each Knight needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n shit. Do that by just naming yourself something with the highlighted title under the knight to identify which team you're going with. Each knight needs at least 1 active player to be....active. Yeah.

Example: Scythe Knight herpaderp -> Controls Gustaf the Scythe Knight

Having finally tracked down the location of the stolen Holy Grail, the Knights followed the trail to the art museum located on top of Tower City. After some snooping around, they managed to find the secret entrance to the hidden ritual chambers where the Holy Grail will no doubt be used for nefarious purposes. The Lilly Knight, Twinkle, was bravely volunteered by the others to head down the path first to scout for traps. She has not responded since.

previous threds: https://www.mediafire.com/file/z5102dlwm24jfou/Knights_Quest.zip/file

Anonymous (ID: Ht7S9ZzJ)
04/11/22(Mon)01:23:37 No.5225950

Anonymous (ID: Ht7S9ZzJ) 04/11/22(Mon)01:23:37 No.5225950

>>5225941
Respond with curses and also the fact that it's totally all clear guys, honest.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: Ht7S9ZzJ)
04/11/22(Mon)01:24:38 No.5225951

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: Ht7S9ZzJ) 04/11/22(Mon)01:24:38 No.5225951

>>5225941
>>5225950
Damn name and options field

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)01:27:26 No.5225958

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)01:27:26 No.5225958

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>>5225950
>>5225951

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)01:28:20 No.5225960

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)01:28:20 No.5225960

>>5225941
>>5225950
Are you sure? Please walk all the way back to the entrance ensure all traps are triggered.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)01:30:21 No.5225963

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)01:30:21 No.5225963

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>>5225960
Seems like Gustaf is having some doubts

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: Ht7S9ZzJ)
04/11/22(Mon)01:33:29 No.5225970

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: Ht7S9ZzJ) 04/11/22(Mon)01:33:29 No.5225970

>>5225963
I'm alive, aren't I

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)01:34:21 No.5225971

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)01:34:21 No.5225971

>>5225963
Chuck the weeb down the pathway to make sure it's clear, then follow why carrying the Mob.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)01:35:55 No.5225975

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)01:35:55 No.5225975

>>5225971
>>5225963
*while carrying the Mob, of course. Can't leave the ammunition behind.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)01:38:02 No.5225980

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)01:38:02 No.5225980

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>>5225970
>>5225971
>>5225975
OH SHIT WATCHOUT, WEEB MISSILE

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)01:38:51 No.5225982

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)01:38:51 No.5225982

>>5225980
Deflect the weeb with our parry technique.

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)01:38:59 No.5225983

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)01:38:59 No.5225983

>>5225980
Roll for outcome.

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)01:40:41 No.5225986

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)01:40:41 No.5225986

>>5225980
Play ping pong to test the traps

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)01:43:19 No.5225991

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)01:43:19 No.5225991

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Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5225982
As the Mob was being carried by Gustaf, and was nowhere near the weeb, the parrying lead to Gustaf being smacked in the face.

>>5225983
>>5225986
Lilly Roll 1d100

+10 Bonus

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)01:43:56 No.5225992

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)01:43:56 No.5225992

>>5225991
Woops sorry Gustaf
We're walking on our own now.

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)01:45:37 No.5225997

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)01:45:37 No.5225997

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>5225991

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)01:57:33 No.5226002

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)01:57:33 No.5226002

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>>5225997
The weeb was bounced around the corridor and launched violently back out

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)02:00:08 No.5226006

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)02:00:08 No.5226006

>>5226002
Let's continue without the weeb, just me gustaf and twinkle

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)02:03:39 No.5226010

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)02:03:39 No.5226010

>>5226002
>>5226006
Not so fast, Brother Abel! There could be other traps in the area that could require deactivation. The weeb will be neccessary for this task.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)02:04:06 No.5226011

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)02:04:06 No.5226011

>>5226010
Okay, I guess we can keep using him as trap bait.

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)02:04:18 No.5226012

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)02:04:18 No.5226012

>>5226002
Just roll the weeb through the steps guys

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)02:06:29 No.5226013

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)02:06:29 No.5226013

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>>5226010
>>5226011
>>5226012
Wow, the Weeb Knight must be feeling great, being so dependable

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)02:06:50 No.5226014

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)02:06:50 No.5226014

>>5226013
Well his player ain't here, OP
we gotta make do with what we got

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)02:10:41 No.5226015

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)02:10:41 No.5226015

>>5226013
Continue down the secret pathway while dragging the weeb behind. Time to advance the plot.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)02:16:10 No.5226017

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)02:16:10 No.5226017

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>>5226014
>>5226015
Alright, who wanna roll for encounters

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)02:16:40 No.5226018

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)02:16:40 No.5226018

>>5226017
I'll roll, Mob Knights have the best luck.

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)02:26:21 No.5226024

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)02:26:21 No.5226024

>>5226017
>>5226018
Let them

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)02:28:32 No.5226025

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)02:28:32 No.5226025

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>>5226018
Aight, roll 1d100

80-100: The path is relatively uneventful, with only 3 dudes at the end guarding a door
50-79: You find a group of 10 dudes ready to fight you
20-49: You must now pass through a gauntlet of traps, with a group of 10 dudes taking potshots at you
2-19: 50 dudes with crossbows shoot at you while the walls spew fire
1: The weeb is possessed and empowered by a malevolent spirit due to his unconscious mind being ripe for the taking

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)02:29:03 No.5226026

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)02:29:03 No.5226026

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>5226025
URAH

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)02:34:21 No.5226029

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)02:34:21 No.5226029

>>5226025
>>5226026
Suddenly weeb increases in usefulness

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)02:36:45 No.5226032

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)02:36:45 No.5226032

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>>5226026
The corridor is filled with danger! The floor has spikes that rhythmically protrudes and retract! The walls have blades that do the same! Better learn their patterns so you can make it through! And periodically the guards will pop out from a hidden spot to shoot at you!

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)02:37:53 No.5226033

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)02:37:53 No.5226033

>>5226032
Have the whole team hide under Weeb Knight while we time our passage with the patterns of the traps. We don't really have ranged weapons so, this is probably our best bet.

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)02:39:03 No.5226034

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)02:39:03 No.5226034

>>5226032
>>5226033
How many knives do I have to throw

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)02:44:38 No.5226038

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)02:44:38 No.5226038

>>5226032
Use the weeb to block incoming projectiles while Twinkle with her superior speed direct the Knights to dodge the traps.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)02:45:13 No.5226039

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)02:45:13 No.5226039

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>>5226034
There's like 10 dudes so, at least 10

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)02:46:09 No.5226040

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)02:46:09 No.5226040

>>5226039
it's like the call of dutys, one throwing knife for each dude

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)02:49:03 No.5226042

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)02:49:03 No.5226042

>>5226039
>>5226040
And remember, no Russian.

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)02:49:36 No.5226043

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)02:49:36 No.5226043

>>5226039
How many knives do I have

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)02:53:28 No.5226051

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)02:53:28 No.5226051

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>>5226043
Uh......Roll 1d20

1: 5 knives
2-10: 10 Knives
11-19: 20 knives
20: Enough knives

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)03:08:21 No.5226066

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)03:08:21 No.5226066

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>5226051

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)03:11:41 No.5226070

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)03:11:41 No.5226070

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>>5226066
You ahve 20 knives in your inventory, surely this would be enough to take out the crossbowmen

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)03:13:13 No.5226074

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)03:13:13 No.5226074

>>5226070
Bless the knives with holy magicks to increase their accuracy.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)03:16:36 No.5226076

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)03:16:36 No.5226076

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>>5226074
Blessed are the stabbing implements

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)03:18:34 No.5226078

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)03:18:34 No.5226078

>>5226076
Truly the Lord's greatest creation. Let's prepare to run the Gauntlet, roll for perception to learn the trap patterns.

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)03:19:12 No.5226080

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)03:19:12 No.5226080

>>5226076
Survey how many bowmen are near the first trap

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)03:22:24 No.5226082

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)03:22:24 No.5226082

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Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5226078
>>5226080
Roll 1d100 for the first challenge. Add your Special

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)03:26:18 No.5226084

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)03:26:18 No.5226084

Rolled 49 + 4 (1d100 + 4)

>>5226082
LET'S GO LEARNING THOSE TRAP PATTERNS

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)03:26:44 No.5226085

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)03:26:44 No.5226085

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d100 + 9)

>>5226082
Optics, engage!

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)03:27:31 No.5226086

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)03:27:31 No.5226086

Rolled 56 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5226082
The bowmen started thinking they shouldn't have came to work today.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)03:38:23 No.5226090

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)03:38:23 No.5226090

>>5226084
>>5226085
>>5226086
You have managed to learn the pattern of the floor spikes. And found out that there's about 2 crossbowmen stationed at this trap

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)03:40:03 No.5226093

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)03:40:03 No.5226093

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>>5226090
whoops

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)03:40:31 No.5226094

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)03:40:31 No.5226094

>>5226093
>>5226090
THROW THOSE KNIVES, TWINKLE

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)03:41:37 No.5226095

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)03:41:37 No.5226095

>>5226093
Let's complete this section of the trap room with extreme ease.

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: cnxhZkLM)
04/11/22(Mon)03:46:12 No.5226097

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: cnxhZkLM) 04/11/22(Mon)03:46:12 No.5226097

>>5226093
>>5226094
Lure them in by calling people who use bows pansies and then throw when they show their faces.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)03:46:14 No.5226098

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)03:46:14 No.5226098

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>>5226095
>>5226094
"Knives? did one of them yell something about knives?"

"Keep your cool, they seem to be ready to run in. Ready your crossbow"

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)03:48:57 No.5226099

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)03:48:57 No.5226099

>>5226098
>>5226097
What Twinkle said

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)03:49:34 No.5226101

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)03:49:34 No.5226101

>>5226098
Speedrun this section!

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)03:51:16 No.5226102

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)03:51:16 No.5226102

>>5226098
CROSSBOWS ARE FOR LOSERS WHO CAN'T AIM, USEtzrdn A REAL BOW AT LEAST

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)03:54:42 No.5226103

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)03:54:42 No.5226103

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Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5226102
>>5226101
>>5226099
ROLL 2d100

+35 bonus due to successfully learning the trap's patterns

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)03:55:11 No.5226105

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)03:55:11 No.5226105

Rolled 68, 46 = 114 (2d100)

>>5226103
MOB KNIGHTS LETS GOOOO

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)03:55:42 No.5226106

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)03:55:42 No.5226106

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5226103
This is harder than I thought it would be

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)03:56:50 No.5226108

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)03:56:50 No.5226108

Rolled 18, 6 = 24 (2d100)

>>5226103
Wait what's the 2d100 for

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)03:57:50 No.5226109

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)03:57:50 No.5226109

Rolled 68 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>5226103
Victory is within sight, forward brothers!

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)03:59:04 No.5226111

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)03:59:04 No.5226111

Rolled 44 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>5226103
>>5226109
Oh shit, it's 2d100. Here's the second die.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)04:07:18 No.5226117

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)04:07:18 No.5226117

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2d100 is so I can choose the higest number

Which is 68

THE KNIGHTS PASS THROUGH THE 1st CHALLENGE

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)04:07:50 No.5226118

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)04:07:50 No.5226118

>>5226117
URAAAAH LETS GO

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)04:12:37 No.5226121

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)04:12:37 No.5226121

>>5226117
Try to find the employee entrance

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)04:16:20 No.5226125

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)04:16:20 No.5226125

>>5226117
Competency! Procceed to the next area.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)04:24:07 No.5226135

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)04:24:07 No.5226135

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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>5226118
>>5226121
>>5226125
Much apolagogies. But OP has to go now due to some IRL shit. Roll 1d100

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)04:25:04 No.5226136

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)04:25:04 No.5226136

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5226135
OP have this 100

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3)
04/11/22(Mon)04:28:04 No.5226139

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 9wcLQaR3) 04/11/22(Mon)04:28:04 No.5226139

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5226135
Just throw weeb to the next area

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx)
04/11/22(Mon)04:31:52 No.5226141

Mobile Gustaf (ID: t39eG/Qx) 04/11/22(Mon)04:31:52 No.5226141

Rolled 3 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5226135
Lord, grant us victory.

Weeb 3 (ID: zBH3MpN2)
04/11/22(Mon)04:36:48 No.5226142

Weeb 3 (ID: zBH3MpN2) 04/11/22(Mon)04:36:48 No.5226142

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>5226135
niggeeer

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)04:39:29 No.5226143

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>>5226136
>>5226139
>>5226141
The weeb Heroically volunteered to be thrown into the blades. Good night everybody

Weeb 3 (ID: zBH3MpN2)
04/11/22(Mon)04:42:34 No.5226144

Weeb 3 (ID: zBH3MpN2) 04/11/22(Mon)04:42:34 No.5226144

honorabu death

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/11/22(Mon)04:45:00 No.5226146

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/11/22(Mon)04:45:00 No.5226146

>>5226143
>>5226144
So is weeb like dead dead? We could use someone a little less useless

Weeb 3 (ID: zBH3MpN2)
04/11/22(Mon)04:55:10 No.5226150

Weeb 3 (ID: zBH3MpN2) 04/11/22(Mon)04:55:10 No.5226150

>>5226146
Lies and slander, weeb was helping the whole thread!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/11/22(Mon)05:04:11 No.5226154

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/11/22(Mon)05:04:11 No.5226154

>>5226146
No he still has HP left

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/13/22(Wed)22:08:19 No.5229088

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/13/22(Wed)22:08:19 No.5229088

OP..............

Anonymous (ID: M/TzBAYq)
04/13/22(Wed)22:10:52 No.5229091

Anonymous (ID: M/TzBAYq) 04/13/22(Wed)22:10:52 No.5229091

..............sucks cocks

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/13/22(Wed)22:27:08 No.5229105

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/13/22(Wed)22:27:08 No.5229105

>>5229088
>>5229091
Thread 2morrow

Anonymous (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/14/22(Thu)22:19:33 No.5230251

Anonymous (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/14/22(Thu)22:19:33 No.5230251

>>5229105
2morrow for sure

Anonymous (ID: ggC1E/Ro)
04/15/22(Fri)10:47:04 No.5230671

Anonymous (ID: ggC1E/Ro) 04/15/22(Fri)10:47:04 No.5230671

>>5230251
An 1hr and 15 min till bread

Anonymous (ID: lwiz33pz)
04/15/22(Fri)11:55:03 No.5230714

Anonymous (ID: lwiz33pz) 04/15/22(Fri)11:55:03 No.5230714

>pastry in 8 minutes

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)12:05:17 No.5230720

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)12:05:17 No.5230720

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knight bread

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)12:09:41 No.5230725

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)12:09:41 No.5230725

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>5230720
needs more helmet

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)12:12:04 No.5230726

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)12:12:04 No.5230726

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>>5230725

Passerby Mob Knigh (ID: M9MJppxF)
04/15/22(Fri)12:12:43 No.5230728

Passerby Mob Knigh (ID: M9MJppxF) 04/15/22(Fri)12:12:43 No.5230728

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>5230720
long bread is long.
how much till it'll outlast vampire hunter bread?

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF)
04/15/22(Fri)12:14:07 No.5230730

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF) 04/15/22(Fri)12:14:07 No.5230730

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>5230726
oh I found my missing T

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)12:15:04 No.5230733

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)12:15:04 No.5230733

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5230726
>>5230728
>>5230730
a lot, now back to weeb knight getting hurt

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro)
04/15/22(Fri)12:16:51 No.5230737

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro) 04/15/22(Fri)12:16:51 No.5230737

>>5230726
Orkusashi must liiiive

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)12:19:26 No.5230738

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)12:19:26 No.5230738

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It's fine guys he still has HP left

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)12:20:51 No.5230741

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)12:20:51 No.5230741

>>5230738
throw knives at people as they come out to shoot weeb

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)12:21:41 No.5230743

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)12:21:41 No.5230743

>>5230738
Pull the weeb away from the traps

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)12:22:49 No.5230746

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)12:22:49 No.5230746

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Rolled 34, 50 = 84 (2d100)

>>5230741
>>5230743
Roll 1d100

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)12:23:40 No.5230747

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)12:23:40 No.5230747

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>5230746

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)12:24:36 No.5230748

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)12:24:36 No.5230748

Rolled 59 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5230746
Hmm.

Weeb ? (ID: NrsUSt3T)
04/15/22(Fri)12:25:35 No.5230749

Weeb ? (ID: NrsUSt3T) 04/15/22(Fri)12:25:35 No.5230749

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>5230746

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)12:29:55 No.5230757

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)12:29:55 No.5230757

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>>5230747
>>5230748

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)12:31:36 No.5230762

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)12:31:36 No.5230762

>>5230757
Put the weeb down and examine the next trap pattern.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)12:32:17 No.5230763

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)12:32:17 No.5230763

>>5230757
search for secret door to the "employees only" section

Anonymous (ID: orATgS6a)
04/15/22(Fri)12:33:17 No.5230764

Anonymous (ID: orATgS6a) 04/15/22(Fri)12:33:17 No.5230764

>>5230757
Weeb consumes the sake and heals some hp

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro)
04/15/22(Fri)12:34:57 No.5230766

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro) 04/15/22(Fri)12:34:57 No.5230766

>>5230757
>>5230764
This with a side of poak buns

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)12:42:22 No.5230771

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)12:42:22 No.5230771

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Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>5230762
>>5230763
>>5230766
Roll 1d100 to unlock the mysteries of the hallway of blades

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)12:43:06 No.5230772

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)12:43:06 No.5230772

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5230771

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)12:44:08 No.5230773

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)12:44:08 No.5230773

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5230771
Intensify forward thinking power.

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro)
04/15/22(Fri)12:45:58 No.5230775

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro) 04/15/22(Fri)12:45:58 No.5230775

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>5230771

Weeb 3 (ID: oHgxsUqW)
04/15/22(Fri)12:49:17 No.5230777

Weeb 3 (ID: oHgxsUqW) 04/15/22(Fri)12:49:17 No.5230777

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>5230771

Weeb 3 (ID: oHgxsUqW)
04/15/22(Fri)12:51:01 No.5230778

Weeb 3 (ID: oHgxsUqW) 04/15/22(Fri)12:51:01 No.5230778

Weeb knows EVERYTHING about those blades, alright.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)12:53:40 No.5230779

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)12:53:40 No.5230779

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>>5230777
Having seen the blades incredibly up close. The weebs managed to learn their patterns!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)12:53:56 No.5230780

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)12:53:56 No.5230780

>>5230777
Getting thrown in to the blades have taught the weeb everything he needs to know.

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)12:55:12 No.5230782

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)12:55:12 No.5230782

>>5230779
Since we didn't find a pathway in to the Employee Only areas, we must press onwards instead! Once more through the traps, Brothers!

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)12:55:17 No.5230783

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)12:55:17 No.5230783

>>5230779
He starts going into their history because they're japanese blades

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro)
04/15/22(Fri)12:55:25 No.5230784

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro) 04/15/22(Fri)12:55:25 No.5230784

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5230779
Poak bun num num num

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)13:01:12 No.5230785

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)13:01:12 No.5230785

>>5230779
Weeb picks up the alcoholic knighs and begins marching through the blades

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)13:02:09 No.5230786

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)13:02:09 No.5230786

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>>5230784
But first, pork bun

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)13:05:57 No.5230792

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)13:05:57 No.5230792

>>5230786
unfathomably based

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)13:06:08 No.5230793

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)13:06:08 No.5230793

>>5230786
>>5230783

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)13:08:10 No.5230796

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)13:08:10 No.5230796

>>5230793
the scrolls agree that the trick is to use AFK knights as cannon fodder until the blades come to a screeching halt

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)13:08:40 No.5230797

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)13:08:40 No.5230797

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>>5230793
>>5230792
The weeb starts rambling about the blades?

Do you start rambling about the blades, weeb?

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)13:10:32 No.5230801

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)13:10:32 No.5230801

>>5230797
Weeb pushes afk alcoholics into the hallway of blades

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)13:14:01 No.5230805

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)13:14:01 No.5230805

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>>5230801

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)13:14:56 No.5230807

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)13:14:56 No.5230807

>>5230805
Now it's safe!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)13:15:14 No.5230808

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)13:15:14 No.5230808

>>5230805
Gustaf drags the weeb into the corridor as he is pushed in so we can finally progress the plot.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)13:15:37 No.5230810

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)13:15:37 No.5230810

>>5230805
how safe
>>5230808

Anonymous (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)13:16:10 No.5230811

Anonymous (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)13:16:10 No.5230811

>>5230808
Weeb climbs onto Gustaf's shoulders

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)13:17:18 No.5230813

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)13:17:18 No.5230813

>>5230811
keep dropping the name, scuse me

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)13:22:14 No.5230817

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)13:22:14 No.5230817

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Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5230808
Erryone roll 1d100

+35 bonus due to having unlocked the mystery of the blade

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)13:24:38 No.5230819

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)13:24:38 No.5230819

Rolled 97 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5230817
Easy game, everyone.

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)13:25:01 No.5230820

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)13:25:01 No.5230820

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>5230817
Turns out there's an obvious safespot

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)13:25:09 No.5230821

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)13:25:09 No.5230821

Rolled 42 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

>>5230817
>10
is this a trick, OP?

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)13:27:36 No.5230824

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)13:27:36 No.5230824

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>>5230821
No, of course not

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/15/22(Fri)13:29:33 No.5230826

Mobile Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/15/22(Fri)13:29:33 No.5230826

>>5230824
Throw Weeb to OP

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)13:37:57 No.5230833

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)13:37:57 No.5230833

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>>5230826

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)13:39:51 No.5230835

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)13:39:51 No.5230835

>>5230833
While all these shenanigans happening, the Knights have made it past the traps off-screen.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)13:42:20 No.5230837

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)13:42:20 No.5230837

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>>5230835
How convenient and budget saving

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)13:43:07 No.5230838

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)13:43:07 No.5230838

>>5230837
What challenge awaits us this time?

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)13:44:16 No.5230839

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)13:44:16 No.5230839

>>5230838
Preventing women from write-ins

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)13:52:51 No.5230846

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)13:52:51 No.5230846

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>>5230839
Of course, the greatest challenge of all

Misogyny

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)13:54:15 No.5230848

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)13:54:15 No.5230848

>>5230846
Roll to defeat Feminism and women.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)13:56:05 No.5230851

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)13:56:05 No.5230851

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Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>5230848

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)13:58:04 No.5230852

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)13:58:04 No.5230852

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>5230851
>op rolling for feminism
SIIIIIMP

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)14:01:32 No.5230855

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)14:01:32 No.5230855

Rolled 63 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5230851
I can't believe OP is such a simp.

Anonymous (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)14:03:15 No.5230858

Anonymous (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)14:03:15 No.5230858

>>5230855
Looks like we need to better direct our attack. Where's the nearest feminist, brother Gustaf?

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)14:03:33 No.5230859

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)14:03:33 No.5230859

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>>5230852
>>5230855
OP has now become a woke ally. He can finally move to Hollywood

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)14:06:55 No.5230864

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)14:06:55 No.5230864

>>5230859
Knight Quest is now cancelled for not being inclusive enough.

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)14:08:28 No.5230866

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)14:08:28 No.5230866

>>5230859
Weeb tests his stolen police taser on OP

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)14:14:45 No.5230871

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)14:14:45 No.5230871

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>>5230864
Oh shit, time for some emergency brownie points. Gustaf is actually female and the weeb is actually a black man

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)14:19:55 No.5230874

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)14:19:55 No.5230874

>>5230871
Gustaf did look suspiciously like Olessa, so maybe this isn't as unlikely as one might think.

Anyway, scan the room for traps and enemies.

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF)
04/15/22(Fri)14:19:57 No.5230875

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF) 04/15/22(Fri)14:19:57 No.5230875

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>5230871
and mob are white straight men

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs)
04/15/22(Fri)14:20:47 No.5230876

Weeb 3 (ID: 5fMoblFs) 04/15/22(Fri)14:20:47 No.5230876

>>5230871
Weeb commits ritual seppuku to purge the shitskin demon from his armor.

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro)
04/15/22(Fri)14:31:09 No.5230880

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro) 04/15/22(Fri)14:31:09 No.5230880

>>5230876
No need for that
We are a BWEEB now

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)14:31:52 No.5230881

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)14:31:52 No.5230881

>>5230880
Afro Samurai

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro)
04/15/22(Fri)14:33:27 No.5230883

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro) 04/15/22(Fri)14:33:27 No.5230883

>>5230881
This
ORKUZASHI IS NOW AN AFRO SAMURAI

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)14:35:30 No.5230884

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)14:35:30 No.5230884

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Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5230874
Roll 1d100

>>5230875
This gets Knight Quest double cancelled

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro)
04/15/22(Fri)14:36:30 No.5230885

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro) 04/15/22(Fri)14:36:30 No.5230885

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>5230884

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)14:36:47 No.5230887

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)14:36:47 No.5230887

Rolled 77 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5230884
Hmm.

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF)
04/15/22(Fri)14:42:34 No.5230888

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF) 04/15/22(Fri)14:42:34 No.5230888

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>5230884
>This gets Knight Quest double cancelled
Long overdue

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)14:45:14 No.5230889

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)14:45:14 No.5230889

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>>5230887
You see an enemy standing alone in the hallway. Behind him, the door to the ritual chamber. On the walls you can make out the outlines of trap doors, no doubt where crossbowmen would pop out to perforate your knightly asses

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)14:49:02 No.5230893

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)14:49:02 No.5230893

>>5230889
YOU THERE SIR! PREPARE TO BE ENGAGED IN KNIGHTLY COMBAT!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)15:02:06 No.5230902

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)15:02:06 No.5230902

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>>5230893
Oh shit it's the boss health bar

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro)
04/15/22(Fri)15:03:49 No.5230905

Weebusy orknight (ID: ggC1E/Ro) 04/15/22(Fri)15:03:49 No.5230905

>>5230902
Use scissors to cut that health bar down to half!
All your bosses Half off!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/15/22(Fri)15:05:10 No.5230907

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/15/22(Fri)15:05:10 No.5230907

>>5230902
Launch Mob projectiles at the Boss Thug.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/15/22(Fri)15:12:43 No.5230921

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/15/22(Fri)15:12:43 No.5230921

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Thread is now on hold, OP got a stomachache and must now shit out his guts. sorry

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)12:11:39 No.5231827

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)12:11:39 No.5231827

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Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)12:13:47 No.5231832

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)12:13:47 No.5231832

>>5231827
stab boss health bar

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)12:22:58 No.5231845

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)12:22:58 No.5231845

>>5231827
Are we just going to stand around, or are we going to fight?

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF)
04/16/22(Sat)12:40:12 No.5231860

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF) 04/16/22(Sat)12:40:12 No.5231860

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>5231827
bring out big guns

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)12:40:43 No.5231861

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)12:40:43 No.5231861

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fuck my internet died for a bit

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)12:41:07 No.5231862

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)12:41:07 No.5231862

>>5231861
>>5231832
>>5231845
>>5231860

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)12:42:44 No.5231863

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)12:42:44 No.5231863

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>>5231862
Dont do it, the HP bar is too strong

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF)
04/16/22(Sat)12:42:56 No.5231864

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF) 04/16/22(Sat)12:42:56 No.5231864

>>5231861
>>5231860

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF)
04/16/22(Sat)12:44:36 No.5231866

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF) 04/16/22(Sat)12:44:36 No.5231866

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>5231863
did it skip the leg day?

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)12:46:01 No.5231867

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)12:46:01 No.5231867

>>5231863
Murder this HP bar.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)12:46:39 No.5231868

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)12:46:39 No.5231868

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>>5231866

Anonymous (ID: X8Hq1Cy+)
04/16/22(Sat)12:48:57 No.5231871

Anonymous (ID: X8Hq1Cy+) 04/16/22(Sat)12:48:57 No.5231871

>>5231868
nice kneecaps

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF)
04/16/22(Sat)12:51:18 No.5231873

Passerby Mob Knight (ID: M9MJppxF) 04/16/22(Sat)12:51:18 No.5231873

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>5231868
strike in solar suplex

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)12:51:48 No.5231875

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)12:51:48 No.5231875

>>5231868
too manly, kill

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)12:52:02 No.5231877

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)12:52:02 No.5231877

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>>5231871
And who might you be, mysterious anon in the back

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)12:57:17 No.5231881

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)12:57:17 No.5231881

>>5231877
Will we ever be able to fight this HP bar?

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)13:00:13 No.5231884

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)13:00:13 No.5231884

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>>5231881
Fight them both

Anonymous (ID: X8Hq1Cy+)
04/16/22(Sat)13:00:14 No.5231885

Anonymous (ID: X8Hq1Cy+) 04/16/22(Sat)13:00:14 No.5231885

>>5231877
it is me, the anonymous knight who only lurks

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)13:01:11 No.5231886

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)13:01:11 No.5231886

>>5231884
behind you

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)13:05:30 No.5231894

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)13:05:30 No.5231894

>>5231884
Block the strike!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)13:07:49 No.5231898

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)13:07:49 No.5231898

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5231886
>>5231894
Roll 1d100

Add your best stat

Boss Thug has a +8

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)13:09:36 No.5231903

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)13:09:36 No.5231903

Rolled 90 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5231898

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)13:10:21 No.5231906

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)13:10:21 No.5231906

Rolled 59 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5231898
En Garde, ruffian!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)13:22:36 No.5231923

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)13:22:36 No.5231923

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>>5231903
>>5231906

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)13:23:28 No.5231924

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)13:23:28 No.5231924

>>5231923
The lower it gets, the weaker it becomes

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)13:25:08 No.5231926

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)13:25:08 No.5231926

>>5231923
Swipe at him when he is vulnerable!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)13:36:09 No.5231937

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)13:36:09 No.5231937

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5231926
Roll 1d100

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)13:37:17 No.5231939

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)13:37:17 No.5231939

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>5231937

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)13:38:52 No.5231941

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)13:38:52 No.5231941

Rolled 68 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5231937
This man must be destroyed.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)13:47:31 No.5231946

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)13:47:31 No.5231946

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>>5231941

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)13:50:43 No.5231949

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)13:50:43 No.5231949

>>5231946
eat popcorn as boss gets trashed

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)13:55:10 No.5231951

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)13:55:10 No.5231951

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Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>5231949
Roll 1d100 to eat popcorn

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)13:56:03 No.5231953

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)13:56:03 No.5231953

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>5231951

Weeb 3 (ID: ju1wc8VQ)
04/16/22(Sat)13:56:49 No.5231954

Weeb 3 (ID: ju1wc8VQ) 04/16/22(Sat)13:56:49 No.5231954

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>5231951
hungry weeb appears

Anonymous (ID: X8Hq1Cy+)
04/16/22(Sat)13:57:29 No.5231958

Anonymous (ID: X8Hq1Cy+) 04/16/22(Sat)13:57:29 No.5231958

Rolled 45 (1d100)

i can has popcorn?

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)13:58:53 No.5231960

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)13:58:53 No.5231960

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>>5231954

Weeb 3 (ID: ju1wc8VQ)
04/16/22(Sat)14:00:16 No.5231963

Weeb 3 (ID: ju1wc8VQ) 04/16/22(Sat)14:00:16 No.5231963

>>5231960
Give the leftovers to anonyknight

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)14:02:21 No.5231965

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)14:02:21 No.5231965

>>5231960
Is anyone going to lend me aid against this boss? Brothers?

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)14:03:25 No.5231969

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)14:03:25 No.5231969

>>5231960
>>5231965
I think he's dead already, shows that using your own life bar as a weapon is not recommended

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)14:16:17 No.5231982

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)14:16:17 No.5231982

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>>5231965
It's fiiiiine, he's just entering his second phase

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)14:18:29 No.5231985

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)14:18:29 No.5231985

>>5231982
Tackle him!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)14:19:16 No.5231986

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)14:19:16 No.5231986

>>5231982
Stand behind the other Knights so they take all the damage from the next attack.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)14:20:22 No.5231987

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)14:20:22 No.5231987

>>5231982
He starts blabbing about his plan, his masters and the shitty gnome clearly not being a liar about where the damn goblet is.
>>5231986
Stand behind Gustaf

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)14:27:54 No.5231998

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)14:27:54 No.5231998

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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5231985
Roll 1d100

add your Power

Boss has +25 bonus

>>5231986
>>5231987
Gustaf and twinkle tries to get behind each other in a neverending spin

Roll 1d100 with your speed bonus against each other

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)14:29:37 No.5232001

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)14:29:37 No.5232001

Rolled 26 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5231998
HAYAI

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)14:31:55 No.5232005

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)14:31:55 No.5232005

Rolled 36 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5232001
Your efforts are futile, Lesbian. I control the speed.

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)14:32:09 No.5232006

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)14:32:09 No.5232006

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5231998
I-...I don't remember, haven't been here for a while

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)14:33:13 No.5232007

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)14:33:13 No.5232007

>>5232006
Well you can just look at the OP >>5225941

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)14:42:44 No.5232016

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)14:42:44 No.5232016

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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>5232001
>>5232005
>>5232006
The Mob Knights tackle the Boss and slams him into Twinkle!

He will retaliate! Mob Knights roll 1d100!

+25 bonus for the boss!

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)14:44:25 No.5232020

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)14:44:25 No.5232020

>>5232016
SULPLEX HIM

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)14:46:12 No.5232022

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)14:46:12 No.5232022

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>5232016
A fugg, suplex!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)14:46:52 No.5232024

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)14:46:52 No.5232024

>>5232016
Attack the Boss after he's been suplexed.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)15:00:10 No.5232040

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)15:00:10 No.5232040

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>>5232022
The boss goes for a double hammer strike! But then the mob suplexed him!

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)15:02:32 No.5232044

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)15:02:32 No.5232044

>>5232040
THE MOB IS PINNING HIM, COUNT UP TO THREE

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)15:03:34 No.5232046

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)15:03:34 No.5232046

>>5232040
NOW BROTHERS, AN ALL OUT ATTACK! FINISH THIS FIGHT!

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:04:32 No.5232047

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:04:32 No.5232047

>>5232040
PIN HIM, ONE PINS BY THE LEG, OTHER BY THE ARM

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)15:15:21 No.5232064

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)15:15:21 No.5232064

Rolled 52, 32, 92 = 176 (3d100)

>>5232047
Roll 1d100 to pin him down

>>5232046
Roll 1d100 to give him the final blow, if the mob's pin succeeds, add +5 to your bonus

>>5232044
Roll 1d100 to see if you can count to three

Gustaf has +8 Power Bonus
Mob has +5 power bonus
Boss has +25 bonus

Twinkle learned math in school

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)15:16:40 No.5232068

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)15:16:40 No.5232068

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5232064
>92
1, 2, 5!

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:18:36 No.5232073

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:18:36 No.5232073

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>5232064
>52
Ah come on, this shit ain't fair!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)15:19:51 No.5232075

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)15:19:51 No.5232075

>>5232073
>missed by 1

Perhaps Gustaf can come in clutch

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:20:53 No.5232077

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:20:53 No.5232077

>>5232075
Wait, I forgot to add the +5 OP

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)15:20:58 No.5232078

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)15:20:58 No.5232078

>>5232075
I would say Mob actually edged out due to power bonus, but apparently counting is hard

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)15:21:49 No.5232079

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)15:21:49 No.5232079

Rolled 72 + 18 (1d100 + 18)

>>5232075
Mob has +5 power you cheater. 81 > 77.

>>5232073
Do not let OP gaslight you. You are victorious

>>5232064
Finishing this fight!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)15:22:54 No.5232080

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)15:22:54 No.5232080

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>>5232077
>>5232078
>>5232079
There is no plus 5

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:23:53 No.5232082

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:23:53 No.5232082

>>5232080
I respectfully, but firmly, disagree

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)15:24:49 No.5232083

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)15:24:49 No.5232083

>>5232080
OP we all know you want to be Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)15:26:02 No.5232085

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)15:26:02 No.5232085

>>5232083
who the fuck doesn't

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)15:26:56 No.5232087

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)15:26:56 No.5232087

>>5232085
Anakin

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)15:27:30 No.5232089

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)15:27:30 No.5232089

>>5232087
Fair

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:27:47 No.5232090

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:27:47 No.5232090

>>5232085
Fair enough, now make Obiwan proud ~~and train child soldiers~~ and add the bonus

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)15:28:32 No.5232092

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)15:28:32 No.5232092

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Anyway. Gustaf finished off the boss. While Twinkle probably should have paid more attention in math class

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:29:17 No.5232094

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:29:17 No.5232094

>>5232092
Steal Boss' boots!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)15:29:19 No.5232095

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)15:29:19 No.5232095

>>5232092
Boss defeated! Experience gain, huge?

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/16/22(Sat)15:30:10 No.5232097

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/16/22(Sat)15:30:10 No.5232097

>>5232092
let's see that loot boyo

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)15:30:38 No.5232099

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)15:30:38 No.5232099

>>5232092
>loot
Hello there.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)15:34:57 No.5232103

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)15:34:57 No.5232103

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Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5232094
>>5232095
>>5232097
>>5232099
You got a pair of boots and nothing else, trust me

Completely unrelated, roll 1d100 each

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/16/22(Sat)15:35:22 No.5232104

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/16/22(Sat)15:35:22 No.5232104

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5232103
>unrelated roll
come on nigga

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)15:35:46 No.5232105

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)15:35:46 No.5232105

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>5232103

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:36:10 No.5232107

Mob knights long lost knight (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:36:10 No.5232107

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>5232103
Hate unrelated rolls

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)15:36:20 No.5232108

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)15:36:20 No.5232108

Rolled 21 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5232103
>95
OP back to rigging the loot and Experience Die.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)15:37:19 No.5232110

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)15:37:19 No.5232110

where the fuck is weeb in all this

Weebus (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:38:38 No.5232114

Weebus (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:38:38 No.5232114

>>5232110
Reading Lily's doujins, think I'll take his seat since Abel is here

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)15:39:10 No.5232115

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)15:39:10 No.5232115

>>5232110
Being useless on the floor, like always. He hasn't been the same since he got run over by the Train Dragon.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)15:41:13 No.5232117

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)15:41:13 No.5232117

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>>5232104
>>5232105
>>5232107
>>5232108
Suddenly, the trap doors spring open and a squad of crossbowmen pops out. The knights are then littered with bolts, taking heavy damage.

"Y'know we could totally did this earlier. Boss would still be alive"

"He was sleeping with my wife, Steve"

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/16/22(Sat)15:42:26 No.5232118

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/16/22(Sat)15:42:26 No.5232118

>>5232117
FUCK
THROW BOTTLES AT THEM!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)15:43:02 No.5232119

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)15:43:02 No.5232119

>>5232117
>>5232118
Throw the Mob at them after they've thrown the bottles.

Weebus (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:43:31 No.5232120

Weebus (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:43:31 No.5232120

>>5232117
Well if you are without a boss that means you are unemployed! Which means you are not being paid for this anymore! Go home!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)15:45:17 No.5232122

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)15:45:17 No.5232122

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Rolled 15, 96, 28 = 139 (3d100)

>>5232118
>>5232119
>>5232120

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH)
04/16/22(Sat)15:45:32 No.5232123

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: aKm2L3UH) 04/16/22(Sat)15:45:32 No.5232123

>>5232122

Call all of them loser cucks who have to get their wives' boyfriend permission to play.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/16/22(Sat)15:45:43 No.5232124

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/16/22(Sat)15:45:43 No.5232124

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>5232122
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Weebus (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:46:27 No.5232126

Weebus (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:46:27 No.5232126

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>5232122
HEY DAVE, YOU SHOULD DIVORCE YOUR WIFE

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)15:46:42 No.5232127

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)15:46:42 No.5232127

Rolled 94 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5232122
>>5232124
>the Mob with the clutch victory
I apologize in advance as I fail to make the toss due to OP rigging dice.

Weebus (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)15:48:05 No.5232128

Weebus (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)15:48:05 No.5232128

>>5232127
Clutch victories, clutch victories all around

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)15:48:26 No.5232129

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)15:48:26 No.5232129

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>>5232127
By the Lord, we're in business now.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)16:02:32 No.5232144

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)16:02:32 No.5232144

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>>5232124
>>5232126
>>5232127
NOW the encounter's truly finished

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/16/22(Sat)16:03:19 No.5232148

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/16/22(Sat)16:03:19 No.5232148

>>5232144
Okay, check those dudes
see if we can loot their crossbows

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/16/22(Sat)16:04:44 No.5232151

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/16/22(Sat)16:04:44 No.5232151

>>5232144
Sniff out the loot and experience.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)16:07:48 No.5232156

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)16:07:48 No.5232156

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>>5232148
>>5232151
You got about 3.5 gold. 2 and a half crossbows. Some thug armor and a pair of boxers

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/16/22(Sat)16:08:34 No.5232157

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/16/22(Sat)16:08:34 No.5232157

>>5232156
nice, throw the boxers at Lilly Knight's head
The Mob will take two crossbows for our weapon arsenal.

Weebus (ID: geIPzy21)
04/16/22(Sat)16:10:22 No.5232161

Weebus (ID: geIPzy21) 04/16/22(Sat)16:10:22 No.5232161

>>5232156
I can buy recent issue of [generic shonen] with those 3.5 gold!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/16/22(Sat)16:11:01 No.5232163

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/16/22(Sat)16:11:01 No.5232163

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>>5232157
And with that. I think we can end this session for today. I gotta sleep now. See you all next time

updates be here and wahtevs: https://twitter.com/notapaladin

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/)
04/16/22(Sat)16:11:54 No.5232168

Mob Knight Abel (ID: GQn+/uT/) 04/16/22(Sat)16:11:54 No.5232168

>>5232163
sweet, good run

Anonymous (ID: X8Hq1Cy+)
04/16/22(Sat)16:41:11 No.5232200

Anonymous (ID: X8Hq1Cy+) 04/16/22(Sat)16:41:11 No.5232200

sweet popcorn

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/17/22(Sun)11:54:16 No.5233454

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/17/22(Sun)11:54:16 No.5233454

One more thread one step closer to a mob state

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)12:53:51 No.5239197

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)12:53:51 No.5239197

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Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)12:56:45 No.5239199

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)12:56:45 No.5239199

>>5239197
Open the door.

Weebusy orknight (ID: DzyWe+i8)
04/22/22(Fri)13:02:00 No.5239204

Weebusy orknight (ID: DzyWe+i8) 04/22/22(Fri)13:02:00 No.5239204

>>5239197
>>5239199
Open THE door

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)13:07:59 No.5239207

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)13:07:59 No.5239207

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>>5239199
>>5239204
Ya suuuuuure?

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)13:09:28 No.5239211

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)13:09:28 No.5239211

>>5239207
The Grail is within reach. Open the door.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0)
04/22/22(Fri)13:13:36 No.5239215

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0) 04/22/22(Fri)13:13:36 No.5239215

>>5239207
Yes open the door; have our crossbows ready to shoot like a breaching team

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)13:20:10 No.5239230

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)13:20:10 No.5239230

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>>5239211
>>5239215
dun dun dun dun dun

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)13:21:14 No.5239231

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)13:21:14 No.5239231

>>5239230
GASP!

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0)
04/22/22(Fri)13:21:34 No.5239232

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0) 04/22/22(Fri)13:21:34 No.5239232

>>5239230
Also add tactical torches to our crossbows so we can light it up

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE)
04/22/22(Fri)13:22:41 No.5239233

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE) 04/22/22(Fri)13:22:41 No.5239233

>>5239230
Its a poorly lit room!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)13:28:39 No.5239239

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)13:28:39 No.5239239

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>>5239231
>>5239232
>>5239233
Speaking of which, who wanna roll for encounters

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)13:34:09 No.5239243

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)13:34:09 No.5239243

>>5239239
I will take on this task.

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0)
04/22/22(Fri)13:34:13 No.5239245

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0) 04/22/22(Fri)13:34:13 No.5239245

>>5239239
Me roll

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)13:39:17 No.5239251

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)13:39:17 No.5239251

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>>5239243
>>5239245
Roll 1d100 against eachother to play rock paper scissors

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0)
04/22/22(Fri)13:40:30 No.5239253

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0) 04/22/22(Fri)13:40:30 No.5239253

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>5239251
How about you just let us progress the story OP

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)13:40:40 No.5239254

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)13:40:40 No.5239254

Rolled 24 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5239251
Oh lord, how am I ever to beat the Mob in a Dice-off? It is an impossibility.

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)13:59:06 No.5239272

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)13:59:06 No.5239272

>>5239251
Did my post get eaten by the void?

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK)
04/22/22(Fri)14:02:38 No.5239278

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK) 04/22/22(Fri)14:02:38 No.5239278

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>5239251
rock paper harakiri

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)14:02:58 No.5239279

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)14:02:58 No.5239279

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>>5239253
HOw about you progress deez nuts--I mean, in the middle of the room, you see it! The grail!

Roll 1d100

90-100: And you're just in time too! The cultists have barely begun preparing for the ritual!
70-89: And you're just in time too! The cultists are preparing to start the ritual! BUt the rogue knights are there!
40-69: The ritual has already started! The cultists are working their dark magics while the rogue knights stand guard!
2-39: The ritual is almost complete! Only one more step and the cultists will succeed!
1: it's too late

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK)
04/22/22(Fri)14:04:48 No.5239281

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK) 04/22/22(Fri)14:04:48 No.5239281

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>5239279
GRAIL PAPER HARAKIRI

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0)
04/22/22(Fri)14:05:35 No.5239283

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0) 04/22/22(Fri)14:05:35 No.5239283

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>5239279
Get it

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK)
04/22/22(Fri)14:07:03 No.5239287

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK) 04/22/22(Fri)14:07:03 No.5239287

>>5239283
why does OP rig mob's dice to be godly? is it because of his untamed homolust?

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)14:08:12 No.5239288

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)14:08:12 No.5239288

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>>5239283
I dunno what you're talking about. I never rig any dice ever

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK)
04/22/22(Fri)14:09:16 No.5239290

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK) 04/22/22(Fri)14:09:16 No.5239290

>>5239288
prove it, roll 1d1000

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0)
04/22/22(Fri)14:09:29 No.5239291

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0) 04/22/22(Fri)14:09:29 No.5239291

>>5239288
Shoot cultists with crossbows before they start the ritual

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)14:11:12 No.5239293

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)14:11:12 No.5239293

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5239290

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK)
04/22/22(Fri)14:12:30 No.5239294

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK) 04/22/22(Fri)14:12:30 No.5239294

>>5239293
Weeb pours 43-years old sake inside the Hory Grail

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/22/22(Fri)14:15:22 No.5239296

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/22/22(Fri)14:15:22 No.5239296

Sorry I wasnt posting. I didnt want to dirty my keybord with the pizza./...... u kn ow how it is

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)14:16:25 No.5239297

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)14:16:25 No.5239297

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>>5239291
>>5239294
Before you can do anything to affect the ritual, the group of Rogue Knights appears, aiming to stop you

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK)
04/22/22(Fri)14:17:41 No.5239299

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK) 04/22/22(Fri)14:17:41 No.5239299

>>5239297
Weeb i-frames through the knights and continues on his merry way!

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE)
04/22/22(Fri)14:18:52 No.5239300

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE) 04/22/22(Fri)14:18:52 No.5239300

>>5239297
Try to speed around them and get to the cultists

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)14:20:16 No.5239301

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)14:20:16 No.5239301

>>5239297
Egads, two additional mysterious knights appear to be defending the cultists. Who could they possibly be?!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)14:20:45 No.5239302

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)14:20:45 No.5239302

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Rolled 42, 10, 13, 50 = 115 (4d100)

>>5239299
>>5239300
Roll 1d100

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE)
04/22/22(Fri)14:21:42 No.5239304

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE) 04/22/22(Fri)14:21:42 No.5239304

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>5239302

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK)
04/22/22(Fri)14:21:52 No.5239305

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK) 04/22/22(Fri)14:21:52 No.5239305

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5239302

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/22/22(Fri)14:26:17 No.5239308

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/22/22(Fri)14:26:17 No.5239308

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5239302

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)14:29:22 No.5239309

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)14:29:22 No.5239309

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>>5239304
>>5239305

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/22/22(Fri)14:30:47 No.5239311

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/22/22(Fri)14:30:47 No.5239311

>>5239309
as the chumps give chase.... the mob stops behind to block their way

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE)
04/22/22(Fri)14:31:43 No.5239313

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE) 04/22/22(Fri)14:31:43 No.5239313

>>5239309
I stab the cultist with the glowiest hands

If none of their hands are glowing, I'll just stab the closest one

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)14:32:57 No.5239314

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)14:32:57 No.5239314

>>5239309
Engage the Rouge Knights!

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK)
04/22/22(Fri)14:33:16 No.5239315

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK) 04/22/22(Fri)14:33:16 No.5239315

>>5239309
Weeb knees the fucker who grabbed him in the elbow

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)14:53:44 No.5239336

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)14:53:44 No.5239336

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Rolled 11, 38, 16, 39, 54 = 158 (5d100)

>>5239311
Roll 1d100 against my first roll

You have +5 Power bonus
The other rogue knight has a +10 Power bonus

>>5239313
Roll 1d100 against the chump cultists of my second roll
You have +10 Speed

>>5239314
As you engage the rogue knights alongside the mob, Roll 1d100 against my third roll of a rogue knight trying to disengage

You have +8 Power
The other rogue knight has +10 speed

>>5239315
Roll 1d100 against my fourth roll to knee the fucker who grabbed you

There's one out of the four rogue knights left, and they will add my last roll to whichever rogue knight that rolled the lowest

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE)
04/22/22(Fri)14:54:52 No.5239338

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE) 04/22/22(Fri)14:54:52 No.5239338

Rolled 5 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5239336
Stab

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE)
04/22/22(Fri)14:57:07 No.5239340

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE) 04/22/22(Fri)14:57:07 No.5239340

>>5239338
It was supposed to be an easy roll

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK)
04/22/22(Fri)14:57:15 No.5239341

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK) 04/22/22(Fri)14:57:15 No.5239341

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>5239336

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK)
04/22/22(Fri)15:03:38 No.5239352

Weeb 3 (ID: 4trTDyPK) 04/22/22(Fri)15:03:38 No.5239352

>>5239341
DO YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING FUNNY

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)15:04:48 No.5239353

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)15:04:48 No.5239353

Rolled 51 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5239336
Stand and deliver, traitors!

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0)
04/22/22(Fri)15:05:29 No.5239354

Mob Knight Abel (ID: Pl9WNJd0) 04/22/22(Fri)15:05:29 No.5239354

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>5239336
URAH

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)15:06:44 No.5239355

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)15:06:44 No.5239355

An impressive display of failures across the board here.

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:09:39 No.5239357

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:09:39 No.5239357

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>5239336
drinking beers

Anonymous (ID: OJrcHf+C)
04/22/22(Fri)15:13:11 No.5239359

Anonymous (ID: OJrcHf+C) 04/22/22(Fri)15:13:11 No.5239359

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Anonymous (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:17:49 No.5239365

Anonymous (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:17:49 No.5239365

>>5239359
if we made bread we could be where that guy is, instead we down here, we need to go and make it BIG, we need to get that grail/. Obtain motivation and inner strength 4 victory

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:18:18 No.5239367

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:18:18 No.5239367

there's like 4 panels at once, pls hold

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:18:51 No.5239369

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:18:51 No.5239369

stop being broke

Weeb 3 (ID: OJrcHf+C)
04/22/22(Fri)15:25:52 No.5239383

Weeb 3 (ID: OJrcHf+C) 04/22/22(Fri)15:25:52 No.5239383

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>>5239367
I will hold ~~your balls in a pot of boiling oil for 5 minutes~~ if you make me roll 3 again
>>5239354
>>5239357
Legend has it, ~~the grail is full of alcoholic beverage~~. You know what to do.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:42:09 No.5239398

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:42:09 No.5239398

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>>5239354
>>5239357
>>5239338
The rogue knights broke through the Mob Knights' defense! Night Knight and the Elite Knight immediately goes for Twinkle and slams her into the wall!

>>5239341
As the weeb tries to knee the fucker who grabbed him, he was thrown across the room! Getting up, Orkuzashi comes to a horrible revelation: the other guy is also a weeb knight

>>5239353
At least Gustaf managed to stop the enemy Lilly Knight. That's something

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:43:32 No.5239399

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:43:32 No.5239399

>>5239398
fade into shadows

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)15:47:15 No.5239403

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)15:47:15 No.5239403

>>5239398
Throw not!-Twinkle at Night Knight and Pay-to-Win scrub so they have to let Twinkle go.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:48:01 No.5239405

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:48:01 No.5239405

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>>5239399
The mob has been banished to the shadowrealm

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:50:53 No.5239408

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:50:53 No.5239408

>>5239405
Clip into backrooms to find some gear

Weeb 3 (ID: OJrcHf+C)
04/22/22(Fri)15:53:11 No.5239409

Weeb 3 (ID: OJrcHf+C) 04/22/22(Fri)15:53:11 No.5239409

>>5239398
OH, IS HE APPROACHING ME?!
I unsheathe my blade and slice the chinknight in half with one clean cut.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:56:53 No.5239412

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:56:53 No.5239412

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>>5239409
Damn what the hell did the Chin Knight ever do to you

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:57:55 No.5239415

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:57:55 No.5239415

Rolled 24, 59 = 83 (2d100)

>>5239403
>>5239408
Roll 1d100

Gustaf has +8 Power
Rogue Lilly Knight has +7 Power

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
04/22/22(Fri)15:58:28 No.5239417

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 04/22/22(Fri)15:58:28 No.5239417

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>5239415
My guy Xhlortehone how you doin back here....

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)16:01:51 No.5239421

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)16:01:51 No.5239421

Rolled 2 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5239415
Former Lesbian Thot Projectile, Launch!

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
04/22/22(Fri)16:02:53 No.5239422

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 04/22/22(Fri)16:02:53 No.5239422

Rolled 7 + 13 (1d100 + 13)

>>5239421
>>5239415
I hate the Dice Rigger.

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE)
04/22/22(Fri)16:05:34 No.5239423

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE) 04/22/22(Fri)16:05:34 No.5239423

>>5239422
Looks like he hates you a lot more

Weeb 3 (ID: OJrcHf+C)
04/22/22(Fri)16:09:10 No.5239428

Weeb 3 (ID: OJrcHf+C) 04/22/22(Fri)16:09:10 No.5239428

>>5239412
i just gave the chink knight a funny name

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
04/22/22(Fri)16:09:12 No.5239429

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 04/22/22(Fri)16:09:12 No.5239429

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>>5239421
>>5239422
>>5239417
Big Failures all around. The Rogue Lilly Knight has broken free!

And shit it's 3 AM. I gotta sleep. Thread will continue later. When I wake up. Probably. Toodles

Anonymous (ID: K4iKZ581)
05/02/22(Mon)00:47:32 No.5251770

Anonymous (ID: K4iKZ581) 05/02/22(Mon)00:47:32 No.5251770

>>5239429
Probably 12 hr

Anonymous (ID: qfEAegG1)
05/02/22(Mon)01:03:35 No.5251787

Anonymous (ID: qfEAegG1) 05/02/22(Mon)01:03:35 No.5251787

>>5251770
OP has failed us once again.

Anonymous (ID: 5Apsgcsi)
05/02/22(Mon)12:40:01 No.5252277

Anonymous (ID: 5Apsgcsi) 05/02/22(Mon)12:40:01 No.5252277

>>5239429
you need a 4chan pass

Anonymous (ID: eMHsK2ex)
05/02/22(Mon)13:01:35 No.5252306

Anonymous (ID: eMHsK2ex) 05/02/22(Mon)13:01:35 No.5252306

>>5252277
Just to post pictures now?

Anonymous (ID: VJ5u9FzO)
05/02/22(Mon)13:04:55 No.5252311

Anonymous (ID: VJ5u9FzO) 05/02/22(Mon)13:04:55 No.5252311

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Yes.

Anonymous (ID: eMHsK2ex)
05/02/22(Mon)13:09:18 No.5252319

Anonymous (ID: eMHsK2ex) 05/02/22(Mon)13:09:18 No.5252319

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>>5252311

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/06/22(Fri)13:30:51 No.5257290

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/06/22(Fri)13:30:51 No.5257290

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Anonymous (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/06/22(Fri)13:41:08 No.5257297

Anonymous (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/06/22(Fri)13:41:08 No.5257297

>>5257290
I hope you've learned your lesson and will no longer rig the dice.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/07/22(Sat)03:45:18 No.5257974

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/07/22(Sat)03:45:18 No.5257974

>>5257297
Impossible

I never rigged any dice ever

Anonymous (ID: Ap9EA481)
05/07/22(Sat)23:30:09 No.5259123

Anonymous (ID: Ap9EA481) 05/07/22(Sat)23:30:09 No.5259123

>>5257974
Well prove it

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)00:09:58 No.5259180

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)00:09:58 No.5259180

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>5259123

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 8vE234OL)
05/08/22(Sun)00:46:07 No.5259223

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 8vE234OL) 05/08/22(Sun)00:46:07 No.5259223

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>5259180
SHIT I'M LATE

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)00:56:37 No.5259238

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)00:56:37 No.5259238

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>>5259223

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi)
05/08/22(Sun)00:59:58 No.5259240

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi) 05/08/22(Sun)00:59:58 No.5259240

>>5259238
Get angry that the men are touching us and and try to throw them in a rage

Anonymous (ID: FbLfhF4h)
05/08/22(Sun)01:06:53 No.5259248

Anonymous (ID: FbLfhF4h) 05/08/22(Sun)01:06:53 No.5259248

>>5259180
>>5259223
Rigged
>>5259238
Based
>>5259240
Cringe

t. Weebsplain3r

WEEB KNIGHT (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/08/22(Sun)01:14:17 No.5259261

WEEB KNIGHT (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/08/22(Sun)01:14:17 No.5259261

Rolled 13 (1d100)

Use "That".

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)01:17:00 No.5259263

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)01:17:00 No.5259263

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>>5259240
>>5259261
Oh hey Roll 1d100. Use your Power as bonus

Weeb 3 (ID: FbLfhF4h)
05/08/22(Sun)01:23:26 No.5259270

Weeb 3 (ID: FbLfhF4h) 05/08/22(Sun)01:23:26 No.5259270

Rolled 14 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>5259263
*angry katana slashing noises*

Anonymous (ID: FbLfhF4h)
05/08/22(Sun)01:24:33 No.5259271

Anonymous (ID: FbLfhF4h) 05/08/22(Sun)01:24:33 No.5259271

rigged btw

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: B4fihDn4)
05/08/22(Sun)01:24:38 No.5259272

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: B4fihDn4) 05/08/22(Sun)01:24:38 No.5259272

Rolled 73 + 6 (1d100 + 6)

>>5259263

WEEB KNIGHT (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/08/22(Sun)01:25:06 No.5259273

WEEB KNIGHT (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/08/22(Sun)01:25:06 No.5259273

Rolled 69 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>5259263

Web 33 (ID: FbLfhF4h)
05/08/22(Sun)01:26:16 No.5259275

Web 33 (ID: FbLfhF4h) 05/08/22(Sun)01:26:16 No.5259275

>>5259273
Dear God.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)01:35:18 No.5259281

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)01:35:18 No.5259281

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>>5259272
>>5259273
Twinkle suddenly dashes from where she was pinned and ran over to the Weeb Knight. Then she yeeted him.

This is totally an epic maneuver to sow chaos in the enemy ranks.
Totally not because OP forgot where everyone was

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi)
05/08/22(Sun)01:40:44 No.5259290

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi) 05/08/22(Sun)01:40:44 No.5259290

>>5259281
Descend into chaos as every starts arguing about who's fighting who

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)02:21:57 No.5259324

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)02:21:57 No.5259324

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>>5259290

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)02:26:13 No.5259331

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)02:26:13 No.5259331

>>5259324
Swipe at not!-Twinkle while she is distracted by OP's confusion.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi)
05/08/22(Sun)02:28:46 No.5259335

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi) 05/08/22(Sun)02:28:46 No.5259335

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5259324
Yeet the weeb right into the confused mess

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)02:38:09 No.5259346

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)02:38:09 No.5259346

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>>5259331
>>5259335
But can Gustaf TELL THE DIFFERENCE ?

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)02:39:19 No.5259349

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)02:39:19 No.5259349

>>5259346
Yes.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi)
05/08/22(Sun)02:40:49 No.5259350

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi) 05/08/22(Sun)02:40:49 No.5259350

>>5259346
CAN HE

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)02:44:46 No.5259354

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)02:44:46 No.5259354

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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>5259349
>>5259350

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)02:46:42 No.5259358

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)02:46:42 No.5259358

Rolled 36 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5259354
A projectile is a projectile, but yes I should absolutely be able to tell since I was standing next to not!-Twinkle before these shenanigans began

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)02:51:39 No.5259362

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)02:51:39 No.5259362

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>>5259358

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)02:52:20 No.5259363

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)02:52:20 No.5259363

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>>5259362
Hmm.

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi)
05/08/22(Sun)02:52:32 No.5259364

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi) 05/08/22(Sun)02:52:32 No.5259364

Rolled 74 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>5259354
>>5259362
Try to evade

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)02:59:22 No.5259370

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)02:59:22 No.5259370

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>>5259364

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi)
05/08/22(Sun)03:00:40 No.5259371

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi) 05/08/22(Sun)03:00:40 No.5259371

>>5259370
Wait...what do our enemies need the Grail for anyway

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)03:13:08 No.5259378

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)03:13:08 No.5259378

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>>5259371
"Hah! You don't know the grail's true purpose! With it, we can--" the rest of the cultists' speech is drowned out by the ongoing chaos

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi)
05/08/22(Sun)03:16:34 No.5259383

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi) 05/08/22(Sun)03:16:34 No.5259383

>>5259378
Wait, where is the Grail anyway

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)03:19:50 No.5259386

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)03:19:50 No.5259386

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>>5259383

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi)
05/08/22(Sun)03:22:38 No.5259388

Lily Knight Twinkle (ID: 5Apsgcsi) 05/08/22(Sun)03:22:38 No.5259388

>>5259386
Cultists immediately get killed by the rogue knights

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)03:30:00 No.5259396

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)03:30:00 No.5259396

>>5259386
Observe how the cultists get closer to finishing the ritual while we dilly dally and avoid fighting.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)03:34:22 No.5259402

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)03:34:22 No.5259402

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I gotta deal with some IRL stuff in a bit.

Thread continues in about 8 hours

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)11:39:38 No.5259710

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)11:39:38 No.5259710

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Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)11:41:14 No.5259714

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)11:41:14 No.5259714

>>5259710
The Knights shuffle around awkwardly as they've been standing still waiting for OP to return for 8 hours.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)11:55:07 No.5259731

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)11:55:07 No.5259731

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>>5259714

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)12:00:12 No.5259745

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)12:00:12 No.5259745

>>5259731
404: Other Knights not Found

Throw the Mob at the Rouge Knights before they start beating up all the AFK Knights.

Anonymous (ID: pJgR96Tp)
05/08/22(Sun)12:02:44 No.5259749

Anonymous (ID: pJgR96Tp) 05/08/22(Sun)12:02:44 No.5259749

Cant stay have mother's day stuff to do. Just passing by to say hi anons. Have a good adventure

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip)
05/08/22(Sun)12:03:54 No.5259750

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip) 05/08/22(Sun)12:03:54 No.5259750

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>>5259745
Weeb is present, mr Openhammer!

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip)
05/08/22(Sun)12:08:39 No.5259757

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip) 05/08/22(Sun)12:08:39 No.5259757

>>5259731
Weeb slowly pulls out Nambu 99.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)12:10:05 No.5259759

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)12:10:05 No.5259759

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>>5259745
>Rouge

The weeb is thrown at the Rouge Knights. Allowing the Rogue Knights to beat up the AFK Knights undisturbed

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)12:15:42 No.5259770

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)12:15:42 No.5259770

>>5259759
Throw OP at the Rogue Knights for intentionally misinterpreting my actions in an obvious attempt to prolong the episode like it's Dragon Ball Z or something.

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip)
05/08/22(Sun)12:16:43 No.5259774

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip) 05/08/22(Sun)12:16:43 No.5259774

>>5259759
Open fire at OP for ruining my school shooting.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)12:23:37 No.5259783

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)12:23:37 No.5259783

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>>5259770

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)12:27:13 No.5259790

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)12:27:13 No.5259790

>>5259783
With OP suitably chastised, I guess we enter Combat now. Equip the Mob as weapons.

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip)
05/08/22(Sun)12:29:44 No.5259796

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip) 05/08/22(Sun)12:29:44 No.5259796

>>5259783
>Guns not allowed
Weeb pulls out katana and dashes towards not-Twinkle, this shall be the ultimate battle of speed and raw power!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)12:43:29 No.5259808

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)12:43:29 No.5259808

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Rolled 5, 50, 41, 63 = 159 (4d100)

>>5259790
>>5259796
Weeb roll 1d100 to attempt Banzai Charge

You have +8 Bonus

THe Rogue Knights have +10

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip)
05/08/22(Sun)12:45:41 No.5259811

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip) 05/08/22(Sun)12:45:41 No.5259811

Rolled 56 + 8 (1d100 + 8)

>>5259808

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip)
05/08/22(Sun)12:46:56 No.5259812

Weeb 3 (ID: s9z8rbip) 05/08/22(Sun)12:46:56 No.5259812

>>5259790
Shoulda boosted me with prayer. Now I die.

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)12:49:24 No.5259817

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)12:49:24 No.5259817

>>5259812
Well, you shouldn't have been fucking stupid then.

>>5259808
Throw the Mob at the clump of Rogue Knights beating up the weeb.

Anonymous (ID: kHOWeHXB)
05/08/22(Sun)12:54:35 No.5259826

Anonymous (ID: kHOWeHXB) 05/08/22(Sun)12:54:35 No.5259826

[Weeb will remember this.]

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)12:56:06 No.5259830

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)12:56:06 No.5259830

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Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>5259811
>>5259817
The Elite Knight grabs the weeb and throws him back! Gustaf roll 1d100

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E)
05/08/22(Sun)12:58:26 No.5259833

Scythe Knight Gustaf (ID: bXc+vK8E) 05/08/22(Sun)12:58:26 No.5259833

Rolled 63 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>5259830
How dare this pay-2-win scrub infringe on my patented combat techniques!

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE)
05/08/22(Sun)13:01:43 No.5259839

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE) 05/08/22(Sun)13:01:43 No.5259839

>>5259830
Taunt the rogue Night Knight to fight me one on one.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)13:07:58 No.5259849

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)13:07:58 No.5259849

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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>5259833
>>5259839
As the Weeb crashes into Gustaf, Twinkle attempts to taunt the Night Knight.

Roll 1d100

Weeb 3 (ID: kHOWeHXB)
05/08/22(Sun)13:11:25 No.5259855

Weeb 3 (ID: kHOWeHXB) 05/08/22(Sun)13:11:25 No.5259855

>>5259833
>>5259849
Weeb uses Gustaf's face as a jump-pad and dashes back at evilTwinkle with extra speed.

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE)
05/08/22(Sun)13:11:42 No.5259856

Twinkle Twinkle (ID: EU9WjUCE) 05/08/22(Sun)13:11:42 No.5259856

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>5259849
~~I yell out "Dork!"~~

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)13:21:01 No.5259874

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)13:21:01 No.5259874

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>>5259856
oof

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy)
05/08/22(Sun)13:38:41 No.5259892

Mob Knight Cain (ID: um7UG/Wy) 05/08/22(Sun)13:38:41 No.5259892

>>5259874
Thats it. It's mob time.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)13:45:27 No.5259897

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)13:45:27 No.5259897

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>>5259892

Weeb 3 (ID: xLrHkViZ)
05/08/22(Sun)13:56:19 No.5259906

Weeb 3 (ID: xLrHkViZ) 05/08/22(Sun)13:56:19 No.5259906

>>5259874
>>5259897
OP is drunk again.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)14:00:27 No.5259911

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)14:00:27 No.5259911

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>>5259906
How dare you. My body is a temple. Unknown to vices and corruption

Weeb 3 (ID: xLrHkViZ)
05/08/22(Sun)14:03:33 No.5259918

Weeb 3 (ID: xLrHkViZ) 05/08/22(Sun)14:03:33 No.5259918

>>5259897
In a display of titanic power and desperation, Weeb lifts Gustaf off the ground and hurls him at the evil knights.
>>5259911
I will believe that when I can roll two dice instead of one. Until then OP remains an alcoholic.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)14:09:14 No.5259925

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)14:09:14 No.5259925

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>5259918
Too bad, so sad. I gotta, uh, sleep. So Roll 1d100 to end this session

Weeb 3 (ID: xLrHkViZ)
05/08/22(Sun)14:10:49 No.5259926

Weeb 3 (ID: xLrHkViZ) 05/08/22(Sun)14:10:49 No.5259926

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>5259925

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/08/22(Sun)14:18:08 No.5259928

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/08/22(Sun)14:18:08 No.5259928

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>>5259926
Good night everybody

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/10/22(Tue)20:25:05 No.5262463

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/10/22(Tue)20:25:05 No.5262463

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>5259928
Sleep when you're dead.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/13/22(Fri)10:35:50 No.5265725

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/13/22(Fri)10:35:50 No.5265725

>>5262463
nuh uh

Anonymous (ID: GwFcrQ5m)
05/19/22(Thu)10:22:57 No.5273602

Anonymous (ID: GwFcrQ5m) 05/19/22(Thu)10:22:57 No.5273602

OP went on a trip to gulag.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/21/22(Sat)00:20:47 No.5275648

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/21/22(Sat)00:20:47 No.5275648

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>>5273602
RIP

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)00:31:56 No.5275657

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)00:31:56 No.5275657

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5275648
Assume the position

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/21/22(Sat)00:39:04 No.5275665

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/21/22(Sat)00:39:04 No.5275665

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>>5275657

Anonymous (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)00:47:37 No.5275672

Anonymous (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)00:47:37 No.5275672

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>5275665
Face down, ass up. That's the way we like to fuck.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/21/22(Sat)00:49:22 No.5275676

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/21/22(Sat)00:49:22 No.5275676

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>>5275672

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)00:51:23 No.5275678

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)00:51:23 No.5275678

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>5275676
Surprise! Wakizashi up in yo' face!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/21/22(Sat)00:56:04 No.5275680

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/21/22(Sat)00:56:04 No.5275680

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Rolled 15, 70 = 85 (2d100)

>>5275678
OH SHIT ROLL 1d100

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)00:58:21 No.5275681

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)00:58:21 No.5275681

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5275680
I've practiced 1000 swings a day!

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)01:00:56 No.5275682

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)01:00:56 No.5275682

>>5275681
Phewwwwwwwww...... Big whiff

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/21/22(Sat)01:07:59 No.5275689

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/21/22(Sat)01:07:59 No.5275689

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>>5275681
sHOULDA PRACTICED MORE

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)01:14:26 No.5275698

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)01:14:26 No.5275698

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>5275689
*RECORD SCRATCH*
*FREEZE FRAME*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/21/22(Sat)01:17:13 No.5275700

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/21/22(Sat)01:17:13 No.5275700

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>>5275698
The Who's Baba O' Reily playing loudly in the background

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)01:21:55 No.5275708

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)01:21:55 No.5275708

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>5275700
Start reflecting on the life choices we made that led us to this moment.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/21/22(Sat)01:27:48 No.5275717

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/21/22(Sat)01:27:48 No.5275717

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>>5275708
Let us go back. Back to the before times. When the weeb. Was a a wee weeb

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)01:36:13 No.5275724

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)01:36:13 No.5275724

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>5275717
"Oh yeah! Watch me pull off this sick flip"

>Sandals
>Shorts
>Adult helmet

This is so fucking perfect that I'm laughing my ass off over here.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/21/22(Sat)01:39:50 No.5275728

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/21/22(Sat)01:39:50 No.5275728

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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5275724
Roll 1d100 to do a sick kick flip

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)01:42:34 No.5275733

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)01:42:34 No.5275733

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>5275728
DIES IRAE!
DIES IRAE!
DIES IRAE!

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/21/22(Sat)01:50:53 No.5275747

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/21/22(Sat)01:50:53 No.5275747

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>>5275733
Sick

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)01:58:27 No.5275756

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)01:58:27 No.5275756

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>5275747
Yeah, that's actually how we met Master Aqualung. He could tell we had potential after seeing our skill.

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy)
05/21/22(Sat)02:04:09 No.5275759

Anonymous (ID: 9JnECbNy) 05/21/22(Sat)02:04:09 No.5275759

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>>5275756
And that is a story.... to continue later. Ina bout 9 hours. Cuz I gotta go now. see yaaaa

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2)
05/21/22(Sat)02:05:19 No.5275761

Weeb Knight (ID: WSxfN3H2) 05/21/22(Sat)02:05:19 No.5275761

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>5275759
Peace.

Weebusy Orknight (ID: RxJBk0++)
05/21/22(Sat)03:32:10 No.5275868

Weebusy Orknight (ID: RxJBk0++) 05/21/22(Sat)03:32:10 No.5275868

>>5275759

Weebusy Orknight (ID: RxJBk0++)
05/21/22(Sat)03:33:10 No.5275871

Weebusy Orknight (ID: RxJBk0++) 05/21/22(Sat)03:33:10 No.5275871

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>5275759

Weeb 3 (ID: 03+YGGpM)
05/21/22(Sat)04:23:55 No.5275903

Weeb 3 (ID: 03+YGGpM) 05/21/22(Sat)04:23:55 No.5275903

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>>5275672
seppuku, NOW

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