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>>5308399
It's a brand new day in the New City! A day just like any other! Super Heroes flying and running around looking for an evil to defeat, Super Villains lying in wait and scheming their next big evil plan and the regular folk hurrying to work to keep this whole wacky society running.

And somewhere in this city, a certain handsome and very cool rogue is hiding away in his Secret Rogue Base, plotting his next big heist!

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>>5308401
A Secret Rogue Base which just happens to be an old van parked under some bridge.

After escaping the prison you really had nowhere else to go. But thankfully, your trusty underling, Jessica, had this van hidden away from the cops, so this is where you've been squatting for the last three weeks.

And this is where you've been preparing for your next big heist!

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>>5308403
...okay, real talk, you actually haven't done shit for the last three weeks. You just sat on that couch, playing video games with Jessica and eating junk food. You've done zero scheming and no daring shenanigans have been committed. Absolutely terrible.

On a bright side, Jessica did hack the government systems, to change his pronouns back to male ones (you know, after you forced him to change his gender identity during your prison escape).

Oh, you also somehow healed all your horrible injures, getting you back to 10 Hits. It might be that your super powers give your some minor healing factor. That only works during three week time skips.

As I was saying, you haven't done shit to prepare for your next heist.

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>>5308404
BUT THIS ENDS TODAY!

You heroically get your ass off the couch and get ready to do some high quality rouging!

Jessica: "H-hey! What the heck, Dick Man, I was winning that round!"

Shut up, Jessica!

Now, the only question is - what should we do first???

One thing we need to do is find a new member for our Dick Crew. (because let's face it, Jessica alone doesn't actually make a whole crew)

And of course, we need to figure out our next big heist! This one needs to be good! Good enough to finance this whole operation and also put our name on the map!

Oh, speaking of finances. You did bully Jessica into giving you 200 dollars, for official Dick Crew expenses. Which means you could go shopping and spend them on whatever you want! Maybe upgrade your Rogue Suit or buy a gun or something, I dunno, lol

Alternatively, we could also go and do whatever the fuck we want. Like, literally anything. Full freeform adventure baby, no strings attached.

ALRIGHT, D Boys, we are BACK in the action! What the heck do you guys wanna do first?

>>5308405
Remember kids, knowing is half the battle, and the other half is violence so why don't we raid some military-industrial company and get some gear to us and/or sell at a higher price, we could even met some disgruntled supersoldier to be our muscle.

>>5308405
We need to get some money, but hitting a bank is way too mainstream and obvious. What are some other places with lots of money
>>5308408
Don't be CRAZY, Military-Industrial companies probably make Dominion's prison look like a goddamn mudhole. They probably have anti-superpower guns.

>>5308405
>Spend $10 to buy a child soldier, who will join our crew as a burglar
>Spend the rest to buy gold so our money doesn't lose value when inflation inevitably hits
I was also thinking of getting a hooker as a grifter, but don't want to take it too far.

>>5308405
Did we bury Rock Guy's remains in an apropiate spot?
maybe a sandbox on a park

>>5308440
Then how about something smaller... what about the ATF? We don't have any dogs so it should be fine.

>>5308405
>Let's go to a cat cafe.

>>5308455
They don't have any cool stuff - if Jessica was able to get all that sweet tech by himself, we should attack somewhere that has a lot of money so we can buy ourselves a better base.

>>5308469
Sillicon Valley? Jessica would be of great help there.

>>5308405
Let's recruit us a burglar. At the cat cafe. That's where cat burglars like to hang out, right?

>>5308405
>Go to a cat cafe for a cat burglar
>Find a dog burglar instead.

>>5308498
Support.

>>5308405
>Go to a cat cafe to find a cat burglar, or at least to pet cats and drink coffee.

>>5308405
>Put an ad out for an unpaid intern... specifically one who would be a fine addition to our EVIL ORGANIZATION!

Colleges practically provide free labor nowadays--we'd be foolish not to capitalize on it! Also, welcome back, QM! Happy to see this on the catalogue again.

>>5308405
Gentle hug Jessica for being a bro, and pray for the safety of our wildcard. Ask him if he has any suggestions on crew members we should recruit. Does he know anyone?

Do our own research and look into what out mechanical Seagull backstabber has been up to.

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You decide to go to the cat café to plan out your next big heist! You feel inspired by the independent and mischievous spirit of cats!

Stealing from banks and museums? No way, you have to aim HIGHER than that! >>5308408

Let's steal from a military-industrial company place! Or something like that. Basically somewhere dangerous and cool! Real danger, real reward, real fame!

Jessica gets to work and searches the Dark Web for info on places like that!

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>>5308556
After just an hour of work Jessica has come up with no less than THREE possible targets that fit the bill! Wow! What a useful nerd!

OPTION 1:

Ah, this is perfect! An industrial military company contracted by the government has a facility not far from New City. And it looks like recently they have come in possession of an Ancient Alien Artifact! Wouldn't it be a shame if someone stole that little trinket?~

Unfortunately it appears they got help from three D-Lister Super Heroes to guard the facility until they can move the Artifact somewhere more safe...

Could be fun!~

WHALE CUM BACK QM

Missed ya, excited for the new thread, now with 55% more pointless arguments and retarded shitposting.

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>>5308563
OPTION 2:

Incredible! Jessica has discovered a secret research site hidden in an abandoned factory, right here in the New City! It looks like the site belongs to The Agency! A Black Ops super secret organization that keeps tabs on Super Human affairs!

Aaaand, they recently got a shipment of 8 Super Tech Micro Chips, all packed neatly into a single briefcase. Even one of those Micro Chips could be sold for millions of dollars!

The staff and security on the site is pretty low in numbers but two Agents of The Agency has been stationed inside the complex! Those guys are no joke, but the Micro Chips would definitely be worth the trouble!

Rip Rock dude, may he rest in piece.

>>5308575

It's Rock MAN! M-A-N, MAN!
Get it right, dammit!

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>>5308570
OPTION 3:

Ah, typical. One of the Hitler clones that flooded the Super Villain market back in the 80s have established a military compound not far from the city. The place is filled with his loyal Neo Neo Nazis armed to the teeth. No doubt they are doing research in there, trying to find the way to bring forth the 7th Reich (Yes, we are on the 6th one at this point)

BUT, it looks like they got something special hidden away in that castle! A Mystical Gem of Lemuria - a gem believed to hold unlimited amount of power! And worth up to 10 million bucks on the black market!

It looks like the place has a lot of armed men but only one super human - Kyle the Übermensch , a Neo Neo Nazi super villain who recently got out of prison!

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Wow! So many options! Each more dangerous and reckless than the last!

Should we mayhaps rethink this whole thing and go rob a bank or something?

NO! No more baby bullshit, we are DOING this!

NOW choose one of these three suicide missions, Dick Bros!

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>>5308578

>>5308563
I vote for this one.

>>5308581
>Option 1
Maybe we can even clap some alien cheeks. Let's Naruto run to victory, bros! They can't stop us all! All two of us.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>5308581
>1 = Option 2
>2 = Option 3

>>5308582

Thank you for correcting my incorrect correction. May Rock Guy's legacy of guyness live henceforth.

>>5308563
Option 1. These D-Listers will find themselves no match for the TRUE D.

>>5308587
I wonder if Jessica can hack our records to change our name back to Dissolution?

>>5308581
>OPTION 2
YEAH! Let's get on some government's black ops shitlist early!

>>5308581
>3
Zapper Elite 7

>>5308581
Option 1 seems the most interesting

>>5308563
>>5308586

Switching to option 2 cause I like option 2 better.

>>5308581
These cats make me suspicious. Are they secretly super smart?

Yea, wait--do any of the kots wanna join our crew? Spider seems to be preoccupied...

>>5308563
>Option 1
Ancient alien artifact huh? Contracted by the government no less, huh? Well that's good i say, fuck the government they did put us in the prison after we got betray by our trusty robot seagull friend. Hey, you know, speaking of that thing we should really smash it into pieces .
>The D lister
>Smiling guy
Perhaps a generic brick type super power? Or a distraction for his much powerful blaster type power?
>Middle guy
Weird suit, weird face. Hey not gonna judge, we did named ourselves THE dick-man after all. But the real question is what kind of superpower do they have or perhaps they're the brain of their 3 man team just like our friend jessy here.
>Mysterious robot guy
Probably an actual real human bean inside that robot suit. Or a robot gain sentinence that can we hack into.
Hmmm it seems like we are missing a person for this 3-on-3 operation (miss you rock guy). But i hate the gubbermint so i choose Option 1. And i want alien stuff.

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>>5308646
>>5308605
>>5308587
>>5308584
Aight, Option 1 seems like the winner! Ancient Alien Artifacts can be sold easily for millions of dollars and this is a great chance to make some Super Hero losers looks like fools! The heist is ON!

Jessica: "Okay! I'll spend some time digging, and get us more intel for the mission!"

Ah, that Jessica. So reliable! Except when it comes to any kind of direct confrontation. When he is useless.

Now, since we're already doing some prep work, this is a great chance to figure out the next member for our Dick Crew!

>>5308676
Burglar! And a woman! Get too many dudes on one team and people start spreading weird rumors.

>>5308646
>Middle Guy
It's a woman in a gear suit.

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>>5308676
Now, thanks to your versatile super powers and brilliant and unconventional mind, YOU make a great MASTERMIND! And Jessica covers the HACKER spot quite well. I mean, that's all he can do, really.

We also need a MUSCLE! I mean, you can handle your regular mutant rat man and washed up super pervert, but if you ever have to go against A-Listers, you'll be just a smear on the wall. We need a man for that occasion!

And we need a BULGAR! Someone who can sneak around, do cool flips and steal things easily! Let's be honest, you are not the most subtle of thieves by yourself.

And don't forget about the GRIFTER! Someone who can be our "face", trick people and use lies and deception to manipulate our marks! Those are essential for all cool and sexy heists!

Also WILDCARD! Because it's just cool to have one of those.

Alright, Dick Believers, which role should we fill out for out before our next heist?

>>5308683
>BULGAR
guess we need to find a bulgarian now

>>5308683
>>BULGAR

>>5308683
>BULGAR
He will be of great use once we find him, especially with this operation.
Also
>take that cat next to you that gives his thumbs(?) up, he knows what's up.
I love the fact that we go through 1 pet/part, first the duck, then the spider, and now the cat.

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>>5308683
>GRIFTER
Did someone say "face"?

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>>5308686
>>5308684
>>5308503
>>5308504
>>5308498
Alright guys, THE BULGAR it is! I mean the BURGLAR! FUCK! WHATEVER!

Makes sense, really, we are thieves after all!

Now we just need to VISUALIZE! We need to project what kind of burglar we need!

Let's brainstorm, Dick Bros! Through me some ideas! Appearance, backstory, super powers, random words or jpegs, anything! And yes, since we are not in prison anymore, women are on the table.

>>5308697

>Cat burglar
>Owner of the cat cafe
>May or may not be a cat woman

>>5308697
>A MONKEY WITH A MASK AND SOCKS

>>5308697
>Really Albanian, Like REALLY Albanian, Like REALLY REALLY ALBANIAN.

>>5308704
This but they're actually a cat-woman centaur

>>5308697
>BLACK MASS
>A WOMAN MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF SHADOWS. OK, NOT ENTIRELY OUT OF SHADOWS, MORE LIKE A SENTIENT HIVEMIND OF NANOMACHINE THAT CAN TURN INVISIBLE AND DO ALL KINDS OF OTHER WEIRD SHIT THAT NANOMACHINES CAN DO, SUCH AS FORMING INPENTRABLE ARMOR OR BEING ABLE TO NEATLY FILL UP ANY LOCK AND PICK IT AS EASILY AS IF YOU WERE USING THE ACTUAL KEY.
>UNDERNEATH THE NANOMACHINES IS A SCRAWNY MIDDLE AGED WOMAN, A PROFESSIONAL BURGLAR WHO BROKE INTO A SUPER SECRET CORPORATE RESEARCH LAB, UNFORTUNATELY ALL OF THEIR EXPENSIVE AND VALUABLE EQUIPMENT WAS WAY TOO BIG FOR HER TO CARRY, SO ALL SHE COULD STEAL WAS A TINY BLACK VIAL. ON HER WAY OUT SHE WAS CAUGHT AND TACKLED BY SECURITY, ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING OPEN THE VIAL AND CAUSING THE QUADRILLIONS OF NANOMACHINES WITHIN TO BOND WITH HER AND HER MIND, GRANTING HER COMPLETE CONTROL AND TRANSFORMING HER INTO THE BLACK MASS!
>UNFORTUNATELY THE NANOMACHINES HAVE REPLACED MOST OF HER INTERNAL ORGANS AND BLOOD, SO IF SHE WAS EVER SEPERATED FROM THEM SHE WOULD CERTAINLY DIE.

>>5308721
+1
albanian cat maybe?
>>5308737
nice fanfic

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>>5308739
Hey I'm trying here.

>>5308721
YES, a sentient, Albanian, BURGLAR CAT.

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>>5308748
With a thick albanian accent, tired of all this shit and a heavy smoker?

>>5308721
An ALBANIAN CAT
>>5308748
+1, yes, an ALBANIAN CAT

>>5308761
>>5308748
Gentlemen, please, we are talking about a burglar here.
>>5308697
One Româno-Albanian cat, por favor.

>>5308765
He can't be TOO steal-y, or else he'll just betray us.

>>5308697
>A Dog-Man who thinks he's a Cat-Man because he was raised by a family of Cat Burglars.

>>5308697
Albanian Cat Woman

Also give her a spear. Spears are based

>>5308768
I said Româno-Albanian, not Gypsy-Albanian, learn the difference, it could cost you your wallet.

>>5308779
>>5308768
I didn’t realize we had an RACE EXPERT here amongus, what say you to the ROMANO-ALBANIAN cat now we have the EXPERT’s opinion??

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>>5308779
So gypsies are 110% stealy, while regular romanians only 100%?

>>5308697
Hyper intelligent cats with minor super powers. The cats here for example? Or one cat.
Make the cat a girl to cock block anons. No sexy burgalurs for you!

>>5308748
>>5308721
Oh shit this +1

>>5308799
Romanians are opportunists, the romanian civilization has yet to find its raison d'être, being formed at the frontier of every empire and centre of culture will do that to you.
Gypsies, on the other hand, will go out of their way to make money and be gypsies, avoid if possible before you have the whole clan out in the street armed with knives and axes, also respect their elders and beware their magic.

>>5308809
>magic
it's called STDs
But yeah, fuck Gypsies. My mother was nearly kidnapped as a child by one of those subhumans.

>>5308816
>STDs
Those too, but I'm telling you mate, most of them are ideed charlatans, but the ones who aren't, respect those.

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After thinking about it, you finally figure it out! Of course! It was so obvious!

The perfect Burglar for your crew would have to be an Albanian Cat who is also a Woman! It makes perfect sense! Duh!

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>>5308842
But how the HELL will you EVER find someone LIKE THAAAT?

...

...

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>>5308843

!!!

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>>5308845
Suddenly a mysterious cat-like woman of yet undetermined ethnicity appears behind you and begins to speak, with the thickest Eastern European, as her theme song begins to play:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myOGQoU6Bbs

Woman: "You two! You are two funny little thief men, yeah? I am the owner of this cats cafe, heard you two going for a bit of a steal, yeah, yeah?

Well my name is Sarina and I want in on the action!"

>>5308857
>Jesus Christ how horrifying

Why is it a woman? Huh? Why is it a human? Huh? Huh? What? That’s not? What was? Asked? He caved to the? coomers? No way? Right? No way we were cheated out our cool Albanian cat bro right? That didn’t just happen right? Right?

>>5308857
>Actually, a cat is fine too.

>>5308863

I counted four votes for cat-WOMAN. Most of the votes asking for Albanian were unspecified, but you can count again.

>>5308857
>OK, Cool! And not suspicious at all. Welcome aboard!

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>>5308859
>>5308863
>>5308865
Scary Woman: "W-w-WAIT! Everybody STAY right where you are, okay, yes? I can still sell you on this! Just listen to my great backstory! You western perverts love this kind of thing, right, yeah?"

>>5308872
O.K

This better not be that freak dominion in another weird suit

>>5308857
>Let her in on da plans
>”Are you Serbian?”

This will be a test of her mental fortitude. If she can handle being called the Albanian people’s most hated people she can join. Make sure to cover our eyes from any stray Albanian claws though

>>5308872
>Are you three Balkan Lynxes in a fursuit?

>>5308872
Depends are you Romanian-Albanian or Gypsy-Albanian?

>>5308872
Look if you're not a cat-centaur i'm not interested, but if I can't get one of those I guess you'll do

>>5308872
Wait, are people allowed to spill their backstory this early?
For that matter, do we know what Jessica's backstory is?

>>5308874
You can phrase it batter, more subtle, like "You have 3 seconds to tell me what country furst comes to mind when I say the word Kosovo, 1, 2... " or something like that.

>>5308880
We already know his backstory - he's an nerd born with a weird disease that makes him weak no matter how big are his muscles.

>>5308872
Okay, but you gotta let me get your cats.
Ngl QM I'm disappointed. I was hoping for a talking cat.

>>5308889
I like the design, even if it's not really a cat

>>5308884
Gotcha. Well in that case, we might as well hear her backstory. Hopefully it's as great as she says it is, how else could she have gotten such a nice cat cafe?

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>>5308872
Sarina: "Alright, now let me tell you tragic story of Sarina... The Lady Cat!~

I grow up in small village, in homecountry, Albania. One day I go for a walk and see poor balkan lynx, drowning in lake, yeah?

I run in, to save the poor thing, and then BAM! A lightning strikes us both, splicing my DNA with lynx DNA and changing my whole body forever!

(I later find out that lynxes can swim very well actually)

>>5308897
Ok so far so good.

>>5308897
Lynx and under key cute and adorable. 10/10 they got toe BEANS! They long bois.

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>>5308897
Sarina: "Now I become mutant thing, right? I have powers of cat, can turn into cat, can talk to cat!

Sometime later the village men chase me away from the country with pitchforks and fire! Completely unrelated to the whole cat thing by the way, I just fucked all their wives.

Now I come to New City! Where I can build life, live good, make cats cafe for zoomer children with my cat powers, right? WRONG! Can't make this whole business thing work, I am completely broke!

It turn out cat power don't make you good at accounting."

>>5308903
Ok, I say we accept her, but say we're using her CatCafe as an unofficial HQ. No one's gonna be so cruel to bust a place full of kittens, also she needs a proper burglar outfit.

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>>5308903
Sarina: "So I do a little crime, here and there, but it's all small stuff. Hard doing crime alone in this city!

The plan I heard you funny men figure out I like! Big Plan, Big Money! So I want in! We split money three ways, work together, it's the whole thing!

What do you say?"

What do you say, Dick Maniacs?

>>5308923
>>5308912

>>5308923
I think it'd be great to have Sarina onboard. She fucked all those dudes wives, so you know she's amazing at stealing from people!
Still, what are the powers of a cat, she have anything busted like night vision or 9 lives?

>>5308923
Well, she seems skilled enough, so it works, but i wouldn't trust her

So it’s a? Carpet munching? No good? Pussy huffing? Dyke? Too? Huh? Huh? What? Where? Why? Wait? Who voted? For that? Please? Someone? Tell? Me???

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>>5308937
I don't like it, but we *are* dealing with criminals here, i wouldn't expect them to be good people. I mean, we voted for an albanian.

>>5308937
All we need to do is teach her the power of the dick, that is assuming the psycho super girl wannabe doesn't decide to break our pelvis first.

>>5308937
I mean I guess it makes some amount of sense, being a cat-lady means she has a high affinity for pussy

>>5308923
>sure

>>5308923
>Let her join

Are you anons being toxic for the sake of being toxic now?

>>5308804
>>5308765
>>5308761
>>5308758
>>5308748
>>5308866
Huh?

>>5308923
Cat Woman is based
>Let her join
>>5308937
Why do you write like a schizo

>>5308954
Two posts. One of which voting for coom cat bitch. Opinion, Irrelevant.
>>5308943
>>5308941
Why settle for less.

>>5308923

Sure why not.

>>5308923
LET HER IN!

>>5308947
Top lel, anon
>>5308923
Let her in, she'd probably blow the operation for bounty money if we didn't

>>5308962
>Why settle for less.
Because we're not in a good position in the first place? And because she heard our entire plan?

>>5308923
LET THE CAT WOMAN JOIN YES!
Also hey the quest is back nice!

>>5308974
Not in that sense. I meant why accept this result. Is this quest not based on number of votes. Or is it just based on what the QM thinks people want.

>>5308986
>Why accept this result
Isn't that the same thing? We can either recruit her or not. Saying no would be dumb since she knows our plan.

>>5309003
That is not what I meant. But it does not matter now. Nothing for it I suppose. Just disappointing how a funny type sidekick character turned into this.

>>5308923
Let her in, but she has to bring the cats, and we get to use her cat cafe as a base of operations. Also, we get dibs on any hot super babes, and if we marry them, Sarina can't fuck them.

>>5308937
>>5308953
>>5308962
>>5308986
>>5309007

You're so fucking weird. Simmer down.

>>5309033
That anon is having an autism spree

>>5309033
If criticizing a decision the QM made is considered weird by you, so be it. I don’t really know how much you think I value your opinion, but it’s clearly out of touch with reality. Now that is something that I find to be really strange.

>>5309044
Not as strange as your lame-ass shitfit. If you don't like spicy sexy supers, this is a quest that has shown a proclivity for them, and you're probably out of luck.

>>5309054
>> 5309054


I’m here to enjoy the quest where Super Heroes and Super Villains duke it out every day for the fate of all mankind. If the 'super sexy supers’ end up taking priority over this, which it clearly has, then I will take issue with it. You clearly can not cope with this. Maybe you should go masturbate. That appears to be much more your speed.

Playing Devil's Advocate here, but would OP mind explaining how they determine actions? I assumed it was by most votes, but maybe being a bit clearer about the decision process would go a long way in avoiding confusion. For the record I was the guy in the last thread who voted to look UP during the spider puzzle--just wanted to get some clarity because while I was glad my idea was chosen, I can't recall if it was the most-voted for option or not.

Still really digging the quest, just thought I'd add my two cents.

>>5309063
Stop being a rested sperg and shitting up the thread. Enjoy the funny draw quest. QM likes to combine write ins and he’s done it since the first thread.

>>5309072
The QM has not made it clear what style of voting they’ve implemented, and we have a certain term for when a QM picks and chooses what to implement in a post without any real rhyme or reason.

>>5309075
"Based" is the term, I believe.

QM, don't pay attention to this loser.

>>5309079
I’ve noticed your attempts at preventing any and all critiques directed at the Quest Master with lukewarm, petty insults. It will not work.

>>5308923
>Yes. Also ask for a demonstration of cat powers cuz that sounds cool as hell.

>>5309085
Saying it once is a critique... Spamming it over and over is having an autistic fit. I was fine then said it once but then you spammed it 4 more times without anyone even responding to you.

>>5309098
Ah, so now there is a problem with the frequency of critiques. If the problem is not addressed properly, then it will be simply ignored. I’d rather not have the quality of the quest go down because of such a simple problem that can be cleared up easily with some transparency and communication from the QM. Also, I do believe every one of my posts has been responded to so far, if such a thing really matters.

>>5309101
Lmao are you prose anon?

>>5309106
Pardon?

>>5308923
>Yes
She's a lesbian. I don't see what makes her coombait other than "woman". Maybe OP just didn't want to draw a cat for X threads.

>>5309136

If Petunia from Gaol can be coombait, anything can be coombait.

>>5309136
And see, this is the core of the issue here. Who’s to say this forced, shall we say "loose" interpretation of votes won’t rear its ugly head in more important votes down the line? What are the criteria by which votes are chosen other than personal preference? These must be addressed. It can come off as deceptive and unfair to players when these things are not made clear from the start.

>>5309152
It's a comedy drawquest. Votes are very often combined willy-nilly in comedy drawquests (eg. Western Quest[ern], NotAPaladin's stuff), because... it gives the QM the broadest way to make something funny and entertaining. Which is the goal. And I for one find Albanian Catwoman funny and entertaining.

Stop throwing a shitfit and recognize that you appear to be the only one having this issue.

>>5309152
Newfriend detected.

Verification not required

>>5309152
>Who’s to say this forced, shall we say "loose" interpretation of votes won’t rear its ugly head in more important votes down the line?

It is a COMEDY DRAWQUEST, you nutter.

Anyone else except the scizo-autist here>>5309152 have a problem with the way QM does things? I don't.

>>5309159
Nope.

>>5309159
I don't.

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>>5309159

No, it's all cool.

>>5309153

I fully realize that this quest is comedy-oriented, and while I’ve not read the works you’ve listed as examples, I can guarantee they’ve a more structured and coherent voting system then just what the QM decides on a whim. I can easily see this becoming a bigger problem than it is in the future until the QM itself has clearly highlighted the criteria on which votes are chosen.
>> 5309155


The term usually used to show your veteran status on this forum would be, "newfaggot", and I have a certain hunch you’re one of them.
>>5309156


I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, friend, since your blown out synapses from the masturbation addled pink slush you call a brain can’t keep up. It. Will. Not. Work.

Verification not required.

>>5309159
Nope.

It just works.

>>5309165
>and while I’ve not read the works you’ve listed as examples, I can guarantee they’ve a more structured and coherent voting system then just what the QM decides on a whim.
You can literally not guarantee this, because you haven't read them. Like... come on, buddy.

>I have a certain hunch you’re one of them.
>literally resorting to "no u"
jej nice one you really got him

>It. Will. Not. Work.
jej x2

>>5309159
>>5309160
>>5309161
>>5309163
>>5309166
>>5309165
Votes tallied and, hey, it looks like the vote is in and, in respecting player democracy, QM must now continue running the quest in a fun playful manner. I know this upsets you, t5kWkdWJ, but that's just how the cookie crumbles, and the QM would have to be pretty darn silly and arbitrary to ignore such a landslide vote, right?

>>5308399
Sorry for this weird aside, please don't let this get you down.

>>5309152
>>5309101
>>5309165
Bro, what kind of game do you think you're playing. As long as the QM doesn't actually murder the MC there's nothing to get butthurt about.

>>5309159
Nope, it's cool with me

>>5309168
I’ve skimmed over them, and even on first glance, it’s obvious to me that it is indeed more structured. To say so would just be to insult the quality of a pretty interesting piece, at the looks of it, for the sake of an argument. I think we can both agree that, originally, the votes were more inclined towards the sentient cat, but this is only one example of a situation that can easily arise and be quelled by just one post from the Quest Master stating their means of tallying votes.

>>5309175
I just want things to be as fair as possible for everyone. I don’t believe the QM will just murder the MC outright like some other QM’s. By eliminating such a simple error, whether from tallied votes or miscommunication, I believe the quality of this quest will improve dramatically.

>>5309181
That's a fair desire. You should understand that you're essentially alone in being dissatisfied with the quality though, and consider that accordingly you may be looking to get something out of this experience that's not advertised or intended.

>>5309188
This has been made obvious to me multiple times. But I’ve made it clear that while some may find this result perfectly acceptable now, later on, during more important votes, this problem may very well show up again. I just hope that this can be nipped in the bud before it really does become an issue.

>>5309195
No, I think you're underestimating how little stake anons have in how the story plays out as long as its fun.

Our guy is literally called Dick Man, which was done without our input or permission, and the crowd loves it. We just don't care as long as it turns out alright and is fun.

>>5309200
Small quirks and jokes that are naturally arrived at through the QM’s style of writing are perfectly fine with me, but when votes are completely interpreted in a different way than what was intended for laughs, this is where problems arise. I understand the low-stakes, comedy aspect of this quest, but all the greats have started out just the same. Take, for example, Created. Votes were not always completely interpreted exactly how anons wished them to be, but were generally in line with what they wanted because the QM made sure to tally the votes, so no arguments were had. Everyone felt the result was reached fairly.

>>5309205
Do you have autism?

>>5309206
I am aware of how passionate I may come off in these posts, and I will be the first to admit first reaction to the QM’s miscount of the votes was a bit exaggerated. But I genuinely think this can be easily resolved if the QM was a bit more transparent about how they interpret votes in the future.

>>5308923
>ask for a demonstration of her powers
Pet the cat

>>5309206
It's like the sequel to Rain Man nobody wanted.

>>5309159
All good! OP if you get tired of the autists and spergs that populate cape quests, just bring white tower back!

>>5309159
Nah

So we're pandering to retarded coomers once again, while ignoring wholesome talking cat votes. Huh.

>>5309205
>>5309208
I think you overestimate the intelligence of these players, anon.

>coomer coomer coomer
>U r so dumb
This is bait and go back to the shithole you spawn from wench.

>>5309319
I honestly believe there has been some sort of misinterpretation of what exactly the problem I’ve highlighted is. I am not asking for the QM to be a paragon of fairness and justice, only to be a little more forthcoming with how they tally votes. I must stress the point that this is less about the result of the original post I found fault with and more of a concern for what I can only hope is just a simple miscommunication problem.

>>5309324
Odd, not sure why my ID has switched now.

>THIS MUST BE BAIT I SWEAR IM NOT STUPID
kek
>>5309324
My first paragraph had nothing to do with what you said. But again, there's no way for you to communicate with those retards.

>>5309331
Yes, it is frustrating for me to constantly reiterate and voice the same critique or ‘pander’ to anons who just don’t seem to care, or even voted for the original cat idea, but if it’s the only way to get the problem addressed, so be it.

>>5309362
Nobody except you thinks it's a problem. We literally got seven separate people voting for "not a problem." >>5309159

>>5309363
The only real way to resolve this is for the QM to provide a clear explanation of how these votes are considered and incorporated into the story. It is disappointing to see that some will turn a blind eye to the issue, but just a few minutes ago, someone else voiced the same concern. This will only exasperate as time goes on and really should just be sorted by the QM as soon as possible.

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D-Man: "Alright, funny cat! You're in! BUT we get tot use your café as our Secret Rogue Base! AND if I ever get married, you WON'T fuck my wife!"

Sarina: "DEAL! This is good, yeah? We make lot of money together!"

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>>5309434
Sarina: "And check it out Boss Man, I recently stole this 200 dollars, yeah? And since we team now, I give you guys two thirds, so here! See, I'm a good cat, right? Real team player!"

You receive 133 dollars! You now have... 133 dollars! Weird, I thought we had more that that... Oh well!~

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Sarina: "So he's the Dick Man, yeah? What it makes you then? Are you the Pussy Man? Are you his big Pussy Man, yes?"

Jessica: "H-hhhng, Dick Man, help! The new girl is Work Place Harassing meee!"

Sorry, Jessica, an HR Manager is not part of our team list.

Anyhow, this is great news! You got a real, honest to god Cat Themed Cat Burglar on your team! All the other Rogue teams are gonna be so fucking jealous!

Alright! We still got some time before the nightfall! Anything else you maniacs wanna do before the big heist? Which is happening tonight by the way.

>>5309069
Well, the crew member making wasn't a voting thing. I just asked for ideas for me to draw from. In other situations, I either go by what is the funniest, or just who ever has the best idea for the situation. If all ideas are equally good I go with what is the most popular one

>>5308947
Thank god, a true intellectual who understood the joke, god bless

>>5309452
Aren't we like...good with chemistry? Maybe we should prepare some stuff for the heist

>>5309438
>Call her out for stealing $200 from us. D-Bug has it taped on his Google Glasses.
>Bad cat. Spray her for stealing from us and harassing Jessica.

>>5309452
Maybe we should try and find out more about these D-list supers. Even if they are losers, if we get owned by them we're gonna look like EVEN BIGGER losers in comparison.

>>5309458
Yeah, the last thing we need is to find out they have immunity to lightning..

And speaking of lightning, i just got an idea. Why don't we carry a big barrel of water around, Gaara-style? That would help us recharge in a pinch. I mean, yeah, we should go fully charged regardless, but it's a good fallback plan - lightning costs a lot, despite being pretty powerful.

>>5309452
We need a change of clothes pronto, something that actually makes us look like actual Super Thieves

>>5309452
Okay, this is a somewhat reasonable process of prioritizing which votes get implemented and which don’t, considering this quest is more oriented to low-stakes comedy-oriented action, but I still feel this criteria to be too vague. Was the cat idea simply not popular enough? By my count, it should have more votes than the lesbian cat woman, or was it just deemed not as funny? Or was it not as fleshed out as the cat-woman idea? I wouldn’t think this to be the case considering one vote was a cat woman with spears and another one said the owner of the cafe, when there were multiple posts detailing the exact race specifications and sex of the sentient cat sidekick.

>>5309464
Our clothes are perfectly fine as they are.

>>5309465
Anon don't be dumb now. QM said he was looking for ideas to draw from, it wasn't a strict vote.

>>5309452
We need to warm up, like working out. So, time for some shoplifting at a dollar store?

>>5309469
There were some criteria listed, and I just wish to know if the idea we proposed didn’t meet them somehow. It is useful information to take into consideration during later votes. No harm done in telling us their thought process, no?

>>5309460
Thinking on it, I don't think that would work out in the long run. Hard to be a sneaky snatcher if we have something heavy on us, and we don't have the Muscle to do that for us yet.
BUT, I think we could carry around a ice cooler. It's not too big, can give water in a pinch, and give us something to drink when we're thirsty.

>>5309452
Research the facility layout and the d list supers. Oh and buy a surfboard thingy so we can surf with our own water.

>>5309452
Research the facility layout and the d list supers also find an Persian cat and keep stroking it while we ponder our plans like all big criminals do.

>>5309452
>Research those supers
>Have Jessica hack our name back to Dissolution so we can propwrly intimidate the supers when we meet them
>Maybe use chemistry and our powers to make some explosives for if things get dicey?

>>5309465
>>5309476
There is no ssiue to resolve. There is no problem for QM to address. The only problem here is you, and the easiest way to address that is for you to either take your anxiety meds, or to leave.

>>5309489
Also supporting:
>Pet a cat in a sinister fashion while plotting

Add that to my above vote, >>5309452

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>>5309454
>>5309458
You spray Sarina using your finger as a spray bottle.

Sarina: "HSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!"

She skitters away on all fours as your money falls out of her dress. You got your full 200$ back!

D-Man: "Okay, Jessica, I'm gonna need you to find all the info you can on those three Super Heroes. I need to know their powers, their weaknesses, their controversial opinions on twitter dot com - anything you can find!"

Jessica: "Y-you got it, Dick Man! I'll have the full reports on them ready by the end the day!"

Great! Jessica will spend the rest of the day digging info on those Supers!

Which means we still have D-Man and Sarina free to do something useful as well! Or do something useless, that is always an option. How should these two spend the rest of the day?

>>5309493
Planning a team attack!

And ideally stocking up on chemicals needed to synthesize explosives.

>>5309498
this

>>5309493
Making a big ice penises on the biggest concentration of people that we can find. While controversial opinions from randos are being hurled our ways, Sarina will steal all of their wallets, being offended by the very big ice penis they will certainly not notice the cat burgler under their pants.

>>5309505
We should probably save this brilliant team-attack for the government operatives and superheroes.

>>5309493
Lets test out some of Sarina's cat powers. She can talk to cats, and she can turn into a cat, but what other cat goodies does she have?

>>5309493
Holy based.
>>5309505
+1
>Ask her to elaborare on cat abilities and cat-shifting
Get all the info so we don't have unexpected problems on our mission later.

>>5309493
>Stealing a semi-truck full of durien fruit.

>>5309531
Seconded

>Ah yes, the durian fruit... Unmatched in its smellyness and deliciousness, truly the aristocrat's choice of food.
This would allow us to use them as projectiles or emergency rations!

>>5309609
I was thinking, get some gas masks an crash that truck into the facility. Use the gas masks to hide our faces while we steal their uniforms and slip inside, ou Cat buglar and hacker get us past the defenses, and grab the artifact in the chaos.
Have Jessica waiting in a vehicle doing his hacker thing remotely and ready to exfiltrate us.
Something goes wrong? Dick Man can fight his way out with Lady Cat to get to Jessica.

>>5309493
Tell Jessica not to forget his daily vitamins. He is a growing man and he needs his vitamins to be a bug strong man that we know he is, nerd or not.
.....no one must know you still take daily gummies.

>>5309491
My condolences. I see you can’t even stop your masturbation to type a simple message. I do not need you to speak for the QM or give me your worthless opinion. You have nothing to add to the discussion and are just here to make trouble with me.

>>5309493
Shopping! Let's upgrade our Rouge Suit to full rubber so we don't lose health every time we use our lightning powers.

Maybe we just need lower voltage?

>>5309716
speaking of voltage, could we suck lightning out of random power lines or some shit. would be pretty convenient but thats technically electricity and not lightning

>>5309716
>>5309720
This reminds me that we should learn RESISTANCE next. Having to sacrifice hitpoints for lightning powers sucks.

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>>5309505
>>5309512
>>5309525
You decide to take your new recruit out on the town, to test out her cat powers. Sarina quickly changes into her rogue suit behind a dumpster.

Sarina: "Now, little Dick Man, let me introduce you to my cool, sexy alter ego...

The Demi-Cat ! Ah? Aaah? Pretty cool, yes? Alright, now let's go fuck some shit up."

What kind of wacky adventures will these two get up to? Will Sarina's cat powers be as good as we hope they are?? Will Jessica manage finish his report on time???

Find out tomorrow! ...but also feel free to leave more suggestions, because otherwise we're doing the ice dicks and probably stealing durian fruits.

>>5309728
>Bring her to an office building where there is a lot of vents
We'll draw dicks in Excel, steal coffee for D-Bug to boost his hacking efficiency and see what we can do with S's cat form.

>>5309728
Damn that is a pretty cool suit, looks like an insect like spiderman suit.
By the way cool quest qm, loving what you are putting up.

>>5309735
yeah it looks fucking awesome

>>5309728
That is an fantastic suit. Take a rooftop stroll to scope out the area.

>>5309728
Ice dicks, durian fruit, and buy/steal some useful chemical compounds.

>>5309728
Also do the thing about upgrading our outfit to better accommodate lightning and ice powers, like rubber, leather, maybe an inlaid Faraday cage? No strange BDSM shit please.

>>5309728
>>5309816

This stuff sounds fantastic! Would the Faraday cage stop the -1 HP thing, QM?

Also cool catsuit!

>>5309816
There's no way our poor, inept MC develops a suit incorporating Dominion's hat, leather, rubber, and a cage and DOESN'T end up wearing strange BDSM shit.

>>5309728
Truck fulla durien fruit, woooo! So excited.

>>5309728
Ask Sabrina for some examples of her powers and what to expect. Odd-Man you go chance into some civilian clothes and watch Demi-Cat from a distance as she acts, as to not draw awareness to yourself.

>>5309728
Yea, we're gonna need a demonstration of some of her powers. She may talk the talk, but can she walk the walk?!

>>5309728
We gotta check if the cat has a tail! For... science reasons.

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Using your Ice powers you build four GLORIOUS dick statues and wait for a crowd to gather!

And sure enough, some suckers stop by to take a photo of the vulgar display, no doubt to post it on their social media with some dumb caption, like, "Didn't have THIS on my 2022 bingo card" or "Some of you mfs are just freaks baka baka, crying laughing emoji"

The thought of such banality makes you want to VOMIT. Fucking NORMIES, REEE

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>>5310611
And that's when it happens! A dark shadow rushes through the crowd in one elegant, impossibly fast motion! You can barely follow it with your eyes, the whole thing happens in just a split second!

The suckers staring at your beautiful creation don't even notice as their pockets get emptied.

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>>5310614

*WOOOSH* before you can say "Ice Dick", Demi-Cat is back beside you, with four freshly plucked wallets in her hand!

Demi-Cat: "Four suckers a second, not a bad score, yeah? All thanks to my Super Cat Speed, Super Cat Agility and Super Cat Reflexes, which all work quite wonderful with my amazing Pickpocketing skill!"

Demi-Cat gives you a 100$ from the collected cash.

Demi-Cat: "Your share, Boss Man. I'm also pretty good at Lockpicking and Boosting Cars by the way!

Well, what you think? Any other cat super power you want to test out?~"

Well, D Boys? Anything else you want Demi-Cat to do?

>>5310625
She said she can talk with cats, see if she can convince a few cats to distract some store owner or something like that while we steal his shit.

>>5310625
Steal some M40 Gas Masks from a Surplus Outlet Store to prepare for stealing a semi-truck full of durian fruit to crash into the place we're heisting.

>>5310625
Boosting cars eh?
Well tell her to gather her finest literal cat burglers to find a ferrari. We're gonna boost ourselves a drive.

>>5310644
Ferrarri are way too obvious, the kind of ride we'll need isn't going to be found in a city. Eventually, it would be wise to get something like one of those big armored vans to use as a mobile base.

>>5310625
>TURN INTO A CAT, DAMMIT

>>5310625
I'm having flashbacks to White tower

>Quickly pet the cat lady!!!

it must be done

>>5310625
Impressive. Very nice. Talk to some cats and have them distract a pawn shop owner. You can always find some cool shit in a pawn shop.

>>5310625
check our pockets, make sure she didn't just give us half of our 200.

>>5310625
Check for weaknesses. Use our newly acquired funds to buy a laser pointer.

>>5310625
I want to see a demonstration of SUPER CAT HAIRBALL

>>5310625
Ask if she can help us befriend cats. Maybe to use as minions, maybe just to be friends.

>>5310625
>Give her a pet.

>>5310625
Boosting cars? As in breaking into then, hot wiring them, and selling then on the black market? I wouldnt call that a super power, but that is a very useful reliable skill to own.

Alright you are pretty good. Let's so some place and do some mock combat to appraise how well you do in a fight. I dont expect you to be super great, no offense.

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>>5310718
>>5310629
Ah, here's a peaceful Pawn Shop in it's natural habitat. Entirely undisturbed by any super powered criminal activities or other forms of meta human tomfoolery...

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Suddenly, the doors of the pawn shop swing wide open and a pack of cats run out, each holding some freshly stolen goods!

Pawn Shop Owner: "GODDAMNIT! Heelp! Somebody heelp! My sweet pawn shop is getting robbed by a bunch of DAMN CATS, who are all moving with an uncanny coordination and conscious intent!

...FUCK!"

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Of course, these were no regular cats, but in fact Demi-Cat's loyal minions!

The literal cat burglars obediently bring all the stolen loot back to your little back alley hide out, and place it into a big pile in front of their half-feline boss.

Demi-Cat: "HA! Not bad, my little guys! Damn, why don't I do this more often, eh? Here, boss man, your cut!"

You receive another 100$ from Demi-Cat!

Demi-Cat: "See, just as I told you! I can talk to cats, and they all see me as Apha Cat, so they do what I tell them to! Of course, this is not some lame Cat Mind Control - I can actually has conversations with these little bastards!"

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>>5311760
Demi-Cat: "Like, look at this little guy. Like, what the fuck is his deal, right? Don't you curious what's going on in his brain, yeah? Cmon, ask him a question and I'll translate for you, it's gonna be super cool"

hmm, what do you guys wanna ask the little fella?

>>5311753
>"GODDAMNIT! Heelp! Somebody heelp! My sweet pawn shop is getting robbed by a bunch of DAMN CATS, who are all moving with an uncanny coordination and conscious intent!
top kek

>>5311763
>Is it true that all cats want to take over the world?

>>5311763
>Why do you guys always, like, shove your buttholes in people's faces? What's up with that?

>>5311763
>Can Demi-Cat actually talk to you?

>>5311763
Why do you lick your balls? Does it feel good?

>>5311778
what a silly question. of course it feels good.

>>5311763
>when i pet cats, why do they always raise their butts up? riddle me that catbro.

>>5311763
So what's up with your nine-lives? Is that real or is someone messing with me?

>>5311763
why do you hate water?

>>5311763
>What are his thoughts on cat dicks having spikes?

>>5311763
"I don't want to talk to a CAT like some crazy CAT LADY! Uhh no offense... "

>>5311763
Seocnding "Can you actually talk to Demi-Cat?", as this is the most important question for the mission ahead.

I miss the Young Adult Avenging Society, mostly Ultra Lass though

>>5311938
We'll get to see them again, but they're way too powerful for us right now. They're like A-List, whereas we're not even good enough to be in the D-List

>>5311763
>Attempt communication
"Meow meow meow meow meow, meow mew, meow mrow?"

>>5311940
No I think we're pretty D-list.

Also I like how the QM is having all our crewmates' names start with D.

>>5312000
>No I think we're pretty D-list.
That would require us to have actually done something. The only criminal thing we did lately was escape from prison.
>Also I like how the QM is having all our crewmates' names start with D.
I didn't know what you were talking about until i realized that Jessica's codename is D_Bug

>>5311763
.....why rob a pawn shop? Pawn Shops are typically where you can fence slightly less suspicious goods. Plus you kinda need a FENCE contact to actually sell the goods you steal. Dick. Move. And not the good kind of dick.

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Of course! >>5311933 >>5311776

D-Man: "Can Demi-Cat actually talk to you?" HAH! This way we can catch Sarina on whether or not she is bullshitting us!

Little Cat: " Meow meow mew, meow meow! Meow meow meow meoow. Meow meow! Meow, Meow. Meow meow: meow, meow. Meow? Meow, meow meow. Meow meow meow? Meow.

Meow, meow meow.

Meow meow; meow; meow meow.

Meow."

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>>5313085
...

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>>5313087
Demi-Cat: "He says yes"

...WOW! Absolutely incredible!

Demi-Cat: "Alright! Besides all that, my senses of smell and hearing are also enhanced, and I can see in dark! Yep, I am very cool, amazing and beautiful. So, should we get going now?"

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D-Man: "HAH! Not so FAST, kitty cat! Don't you think I forgot you told me you can turn in to a cat! And at least a couple of anons wanted to see it! So do it!"

Hah, little does she know that this is in fact our secret plan! Once she turns into a cat, we will be able to PET HER! >>5309227 >>5310670

Finishing this Sub Quest will give us a 10, 000 XP points and unlock an alternative Skill Tree for our class!

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Demi-Cat: "Eeeehh, do I have to???"

Yes!

Demi-Cat: "Are you sureee?"

YES!

Demi-Cat: "Fuck, okay, okay, I'll do it. Just, like, keep in mind, it's not very useful and I, ehm, I'm bad at it, okay? Okay. Like, give me second..."

Oh no! It looks like Demi-Cat is not very good at this part of her powers! She's gonna need some help from anons!

Namely, in a form of 1d6 Rolls! We'll combine the first two and see how well she does in her shapeshifting!

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>5313105

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>5313105

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>5313105
SAILOR MOON POSE, GO!

>>5313120
>>5313112

looks like a 4.5/6 average-- not half bad!

>>5313093
>...WOW! Absolutely incredible!

LMAO Good shit.

>>5313105
Cat-Centaur here we come

>>5313105
Don't fear your powers, embrace them. Think of the potential! Image what you could do as a cat! You want simply walk or sneak past security check points, bypass small barriers designed for humans, use your cat charms to catch people while their guard is down. So powerful, much cool.

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>>5313120
>>5313112
>>5313308
Demi-Cat: "Alright! FUCK, alright, FUCK IT!

WE DO IT!

REMEMBER, YOU ASK FOR IT!

HERE I GO, DICK MAN! I DO IT! AUGHHHAHH! IM.. IMA...

IM MORPHIN!"

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>>5313362
Don't you mean.... Morbin?

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>>5313362
With sheer, primal fear in your heart your watch as Demi-Cat's body twists and shifts into a new form!

It's... It's happening! She's doing it! She's really turning into a

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"meowr"

>>5313373
Jesus fucking christ your arms. You still have your arm. And you're a Lynx! You can't social sneak like this! You're more likely to have the pound or animal control called the catch you! We can't use this.

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>>5313373

>>5313373

Okay, okay she still has opposable thumbs-- we can make this work! All the better to, uh, grab more wallets with!

>>5313253
Perchance are you a certain cat-taur anon from another board? Just curious.

>>5313380
Supporting