>>5569167
>[]Schutzstaffel: You were too young to join your fellows in the Great War, but when Germany suffered under the plight of the jews you joined the fight. Having been there since the beginning of Hitler’s rise to power, you have been a part of many of the most important events of Germany and now your Führer asks you to participate in the most important one yet.
[]Indifferent: You.. don’t really believe in any of this “Ideology” nonsense. To be honest you were just doing this for the money, it was just a job after all?
>[]Name?Axel Richter

>>5569167
>[x]Schutzstaffel
>[x]Pragmatic
>Name: Ludwig Spinne
Nos vemos en Argentina

>>5569189
+1

>>5569167
>[]Pragmatic: You believe, you really do, but you also know when there is a time and place for ideology and when there is a time for reasonable solutions.

>>5569167
>[]Schutzstaffel
>[]Pragmatic
>Herbert Wilke

Indifference is boring, actually believing and acting in the interest of an ideology is interesting.

>>5569167
>Schutzstaffel: You were too young to join your fellows in the Great War, but when Germany suffered under the plight of the jews you joined the fight. Having been there since the beginning of Hitler’s rise to power, you have been a part of many of the most important events of Germany and now your Führer asks you to participate in the most important one yet.


>Pragmatic: You believe, you really do, but you also know when there is a time and place for ideology and when there is a time for reasonable solutions.

>David Goldberg

Seems that everyone wants to be a member of the Schutzstaffel and most wants to be pragmatic, so those win. Still have to decide on a name, so the options are:

David Goldberg

Herbert Wilke

Ludwig Spinne

Axel Richter


I'll be back in 45 min and count the votes and then we will continue.

>>5569167
>[]Schutzstaffel: You were too young to join your fellows in the Great War, but when Germany suffered under the plight of the jews you joined the fight. Having been there since the beginning of Hitler’s rise to power, you have been a part of many of the most important events of Germany and now your Führer asks you to participate in the most important one yet.

>[]Fanatical: There is only the cause of the Führer. Everything within the state, nothing without the state, everything for the state, everything by the state.

Obvious choices, let's do something fresh

>>5569249
>Herbert Wilke
this

>>5569249
>Herbert Wilke
Most normal sounding name.
Also I'm fine with pragmatic too.

>>5569167
>in a world gone (Slightly) mad
..... red alert levels of mad ?

>>5569249
David Goldberg

>>5569278
>SS
>most jewish name possible
Emil Maurice quest?

>>5569273
That will be decided later

>>5569282
intriguing.....................

>>5569249
>Wolfgang von Kriegsglück

>>5569280
I just think its funny to have an SS officer look like the aryan ideal but have an extremely jewish name

what shall we call our group?
>millenium battaion

>>5569290
Based write-in.
>>5569291
Wolfenstein style.
>>5569295
Wolfsrudel.

>>5569295
Black hebrew israelites

>>5569305
turns out all of american progressivism is just a massive accelerationist psy-op to start a race war

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It seems that Herbert Wilke has won! (By the narrowest of margins too)

Now we will get into the worldbuilding elements of the quest. These will decide a lot of how the quest will play out and what the world will look like when you are ready to rise again and bring vengeance upon you enemies!

Sanity of the world leaders:

[]Regular: The people of the world are ruled by (relatively) sane and reasonable rulers, akin to our world.

[]Eccentric: Leaders are more like stereotypes of their nations/ideologies than they are true free people. The same also slightly applies to regular people.

[]Kaisers wild ride: Have you ever heard of Taboritsky and his Holy Russian Empire? Apply that to the world with multiple flavours of “interesting”.

Location of your group:

[]Arctic circle: It is cold, desolate wilderness and there is no one in sight for hundreds of kilometers. Perfect!

[]Argentina: A hot and mountainous place with great support for the cause from the local government.

[]Brazil: Once you go to Brazil, no one will be able to find you in the great jungles. Also has some primitives for you to exploit.

[]Madagascar: Not the most hidden place, but there is potential for many things. It was also German once, so maybe there is something left you can use?

[]Write-in: Where?


Science of you and the world from now on:

[]Regular: Science of this world is just like our own.

[]Mad: Everything is just like a comicbook, so science can be very.. Exciting.


Magic of the world:

[]No: the world is magically dead.

[]Yes: Magic exists, but is not widely known

[]Lovecraft: watch out, wouldn’t want to get into the wrong crowd.


Starting forces(Pick two(2))

[]Battleship: The last one that the Führer had built in secret. It is the size of bismarck, but lacks ammo for the guns.

[]Zeppelins: Although mostly being decommissioned after the Great War, your Führer was able to get some for you after looking in an old Warehouse. Get 2 armoured zeppelins the size of the Hindenburg.

[]Battalion: A battalion of fresh faced german soldiers eager to please their officer and staunch believers in the cause. A bit young though.

[]Company: Hardened and field tested, these veterans have seen more battles than anyone sane would ever want to. A bit artillery shaken, but probably fine.

[]Panzer: 2 Tiger I tanks and 4 Panzer IV, the Commander of these tanks have seen much action, but the crew are a bit less.. experienced and smaller of stature.

[]Pilots: Lacking planes, this company of planeless pilots are still useful and willing to do their best.

[]Occultists: After the fall of the fronts, the Thule society has sent us their best. Two dozen men who are experts in magic and the occult… you think?

[X]Scientists: … of course the Führer is sending you scientists, why wouldn’t he? It is part of the plan! He would never make a mistake as small as that….. Never!
(They are Free and do not need to be picked, though the Führer is glad you reminded him of it…. Even if you are the last group he is sending off.)

>>5569321
Last, but not least, is the most important option of this quest.

Is the world a hopeful place or a pessimistic one?

[]Hopeful

[]pessimistic

>>5569321
>[]Regular
>[]Arctic Circle
>[]Mad
>[]Yes, Magic exists
>[]Battalion
>[]Occultists
>[]Hopeful

ARYAN WARRIORS FOUND WITHIN THE ARCTIC HOLLOW EARTH, SUMMONING WARRIOR SPIRITS AND SHIT

>>5569321
>[]Eccentric: Leaders are more like stereotypes of their nations/ideologies than they are true free people. The same also slightly applies to regular people.
[]Brazil: Once you go to Brazil, no one will be able to find you in the great jungles. Also has some primitives for you to exploit.
[]Mad: Everything is just like a comicbook, so science can be very.. Exciting.
[]Yes: Magic exists, but is not widely known
[]Company: Hardened and field tested, these veterans have seen more battles than anyone sane would ever want to. A bit artillery shaken, but probably fine.
[]Occultists: After the fall of the fronts, the Thule society has sent us their best. Two dozen men who are experts in magic and the occult… you think?
[]Hopeful

>>5569321
>x]Eccentric: Leaders are more like stereotypes of their nations/ideologies than they are true free people. The same also slightly applies to regular people.

[x]Arctic circle: It is cold, desolate wilderness and there is no one in sight for hundreds of kilometers. Perfect!

[x]Mad: Everything is just like a comicbook, so science can be very.. Exciting.

[]Yes: Magic exists, but is not widely known

[]Occultists: After the fall of the fronts, the Thule society has sent us their best. Two dozen men who are experts in magic and the occult… you think?
[]Zeppelins: Although mostly being decommissioned after the Great War, your Führer was able to get some for you after looking in an old Warehouse. Get 2 armoured zeppelins the size of the Hindenburg.

[]Hopeful

This seem to be the most fun combo without going completely insane

>>5569321
[]Eccentric: Leaders are more like stereotypes of their nations/ideologies than they are true free people. The same also slightly applies to regular people.


Location of your group:

[]Arctic circle: It is cold, desolate wilderness and there is no one in sight for hundreds of kilometers. Perfect!


Science of you and the world from now on:

[]Mad: Everything is just like a comicbook, so science can be very.. Exciting.


Magic of the world:

[]Lovecraft: watch out, wouldn’t want to get into the wrong crowd.


Starting forces(Pick two(2))
[]Zeppelins: Although mostly being decommissioned after the Great War, your Führer was able to get some for you after looking in an old Warehouse. Get 2 armoured zeppelins the size of the Hindenburg.

[]Occultists: After the fall of the fronts, the Thule society has sent us their best. Two dozen men who are experts in magic and the occult… you think?

>>5569321
>[]Eccentric: Leaders are more like stereotypes of their nations/ideologies than they are true free people. The same also slightly applies to regular people.
>[]Madagascar: Not the most hidden place, but there is potential for many things. It was also German once, so maybe there is something left you can use?
>[]Regular: Science of this world is just like our own.
>[]Lovecraft: watch out, wouldn’t want to get into the wrong crowd.
>[]Company: Hardened and field tested, these veterans have seen more battles than anyone sane would ever want to. A bit artillery shaken, but probably fine.
>[]Occultists: After the fall of the fronts, the Thule society has sent us their best. Two dozen men who are experts in magic and the occult… you think?
>[]Hopeful

>>5569325
[]Hopeful

>>5569321
>[]Regular: The people of the world are ruled by (relatively) sane and reasonable rulers, akin to our world.

>[]Write-in: Where? The Moon

[]Regular: Science of this world is just like our own.

[]Yes: Magic exists, but is not widely known

[]Battalion: A battalion of fresh faced german soldiers eager to please their officer and staunch believers in the cause. A bit young though.

[]Hopeful

[]Occultists: After the fall of the fronts, the Thule society has sent us their best. Two dozen men who are experts in magic and the occult… you think?

[X]Scientists: … of course the Führer is sending you scientists, why wouldn’t he? It is part of the plan! He would never make a mistake as small as that….. Never!

honestly surprised no one else wrote in the moon

>>5569351
>[]Write-in: Where? The Moon

KEK

If people want that, then i'll allow it

>>5569354
Iron Sky here we come!

>>5569329
>+1
It sounds like a Silver Age comic, and I love it.

>>5569354
The moon

Is there s Middle Ground between mad and realistic science option?

>>5569354
How do we get down again?

>>5569354
Cant go wrong with classic Moon nazis
+1

>>5569374
Nope

although you could choose to have regular tech and then say yes to magic (or lovecraft), then you would still potentially be able to make magitech.

>>5569380
Zeppelin

>>5569380
the same way we got up there!
probably using occultist or german-super-science, V3 space ships

>>5569380
Through the power of the druids of course!


More seriously though, you could get down based on the options you choose. so if you have magic, you could use that. If you have mad science, you could make something that would do it. If you have both then you could magitech the way.

Hell, so long as you have a good idea and it fits with what you guys choose, then it can be made real.

>>5569352
I couldn't pass the chance to have Thule occultist in the attic trying to find the ruins of Hyperboria

>>5569390
using rockets to send a magical teleporter to the moon, then teleporting up there?

>>5569391
Artic, not attic.
That one is for when they are searching for jews.

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>>5569392
Possible

Alright bois, i'll count the votes in twelve hours and then write the next update to the quest.

Just throwing it out there but we should probably go for occultists if we settle on the moon.
You know, for practical reasons.

>>5569321
>[]Kaisers wild ride
>[]Brazil
>[]Regular
>[]Yes
>[]Battalion
>[]Occultists

>>5569321
>Eccentric: Leaders are more like stereotypes of their nations/ideologies than they are true free people. The same also slightly applies to regular people.

>Arctic circle: It is cold, desolate wilderness and there is no one in sight for hundreds of kilometers. Perfect!

>Mad: Everything is just like a comicbook, so science can be very.. Exciting.

>]Yes: Magic exists, but is not widely known

>Battalion: A battalion of fresh faced german soldiers eager to please their officer and staunch believers in the cause. A bit young though.

>Occultists: After the fall of the fronts, the Thule society has sent us their best. Two dozen men who are experts in magic and the occult… you think?

>>5569321
>[]Regular
>[]Argentina I'm surprised not many more people are choosing this, seems like a classic.
>[]Regular
>[]Yes: Magic exists, but is not widely known
>[]Battalion
>[]Occultists
>[]Hopeful

>>5569505
They want to go on the moon instead

>>5569507
Understandable but what really gets me is that more people are for going to Brazil than Argentina.
Can't fault people for choosing that though lmao

Here's my attempt to keep track of everything

>Sanity
Regular 4
Eccentric 5
Kaisers wild ride 1

>Location
Arctic 4
Argentina 1
Brazil 2
Madagascar 1
Moon 3

>Science
Regular 4
Mad 6

>Magic
No 0
Yes 6
Lovecraft 4

>Forces
Battleship 0
Zeppelins 2
Battalion 6
Company 2
Panzer 0
Pilots 0
Occultists 9
Scientists 1 (9)

>World
Hopeful 8
Pessimistic 0

I put the scientists as 9 votes because they alaready are on the package anyway
Seems everyone is wants the occultists and having a hopeful world

>>5569383
Hey anon, you should probably vote for the rest as well

>>5569321
Sanity
>Kaisers wild ride
Location
>Moon
Science
>Mad
Magic
>Lovecraft
Forces
>Battleship
>Occultists
Tone
>Hopeful

>[]Regular
>[]Moon
>[]Mad
>[]Yes, Magic exists
>[]Battalion
>[]Occultists
>[]Hopeful

>>5569321
>[]Eccentric:Leaders are more like stereotypes of their nations/ideologies than they are true free people. The same also slightly applies to regular people.
>[]Write-in: moon
>[]Mad: Everything is just like a comicbook, so science can be very.. Exciting.
>[]Yes: Magic exists, but is not widely known
>[]Company: Hardened and field tested, these veterans have seen more battles than anyone sane would ever want to. A bit artillery shaken, but probably fine.
>[]Occultists: After the fall of the fronts, the Thule society has sent us their best. Two dozen men who are experts in magic and the occult… you think?
[X]Scientists: … of course the Führer is sending you scientists, why wouldn’t he? It is part of the plan! He would never make a mistake as small as that….. Never!
(They are Free and do not need to be picked, though the Führer is glad you reminded him of it…. Even if you are the last group he is sending off.)
[]pessimistic

>[]Regular
>[]Regular Science
>[]Arctic Circle
>[]Yes, Magic exists
>[]Battalion
>[]Occultists
>[]Hopeful

>>5569321
>Regular: The people of the world are ruled by (relatively) sane and reasonable rulers, akin to our world.
>Brazil: Once you go to Brazil, no one will be able to find you in the great jungles. Also has some primitives for you to exploit.
>Regular: Science of this world is just like our own.
>Lovecraft: watch out, wouldn’t want to get into the wrong crowd.
>Battalion: A battalion of fresh faced german soldiers eager to please their officer and staunch believers in the cause. A bit young though.
>Occultists: After the fall of the fronts, the Thule society has sent us their best. Two dozen men who are experts in magic and the occult… you think?
>Hopeful

>>5569321
>[X]Regular: The people of the world are ruled by (relatively) sane and reasonable rulers, akin to our world.
>[X]Write-in: Agartha
>[X]Mad: Everything is just like a comicbook, so science can be very.. Exciting.
>[X]Lovecraft: watch out, wouldn’t want to get into the wrong crowd.
>[X]Company: Hardened and field tested, these veterans have seen more battles than anyone sane would ever want to. A bit artillery shaken, but probably fine.
>[X]Occultists: After the fall of the fronts, the Thule society has sent us their best. Two dozen men who are experts in magic and the occult… you think?
>[X]Hopeful
Fuck it, let’s get crazy and already be somewhere bizarre

Alright, i have counted the votes and this seems to be the result:

Regular Sanity leaders
Location is the Moon
The science is Mad
Magic exists
Two dozen occultists and a battalion of Hitler Jungen (Also scientists)
The world is Hopeful

You are Herbert Wilke and you are in deep shit. The world has arrayed itself against the might of the third reich and your defeat is imminent, but your Führer still has uses for you. Having sent a message to all of those he trusts, Hitler now seeks to ensure that the defeat of Germany will not mean the defeat of Fascism. This is why you are here today, in a secret bunker up in-between the borders of Germany proper and the occupied nation of Denmark.

Today, you shall make history with your Führer one last time.
—---------


It is a dark and dreary day, the sun hidden beneath grey clouds and there being a light rain in the air. You wonder what it is that the Führer wishes with you in these dark times, but know that it will be something important. Driving into a forest filled with pine and oak, you see the beginnings of a bunker complex amidst the trees and bushes.

‘A bit abandoned though’ you think, looking through the buildings while waiting for the guards to finish checking your paperwork, you notice that the place seems almost entirely devoid of anything related to the military. No barracks for the troops, no security perimeter, just a single checkpoint in front of the bunker itself.

Getting out of the car, you are greeted by men not even half your age holding rifles and wearing cheaply made uniforms.

‘Oh, how our mighty empire has fallen!’ you think upon seeing them. Being told that the Führer awaits you inside the bunker, you are led through it and notice that it is just one continuous hallway filled with metal doors that leads to an elevator. Going through it all and coming to the elevator, you begin to descend into the earth. Seconds becomes minutes, which becomes a dozen until finally, after what must surely have been an hour you reach the bottom. Coming out of the elevator, you see the Führer himself standing there, waiting for you with some of his generals

A slow smile spreads across the face of Hitler “Ah, Hebert-”
‘Herbert’ you think
“-It is good of you to finally come! Why, we were beginning to think that the despicable allies might have gotten hold of you before you could come. Yet! You are here now and so we can finally begin.” With an energy you have not seen in your Führer for a long while, you are shown through the halls and into a great hall filled with troops.

“And here are the troops you will be commanding. The best that Germany can produce and they shall be the finest instrument of our great nations rebirth after the war!” Hitler gestures out into the troops and you can see their breasts swell with pride and eager smiles grow on their faces.

“That is.. Great my Führer. We shall do all we can to exceed your expectations.” Looking more closely on your troops, one thing becomes obvious to you. These “Soldiers” can’t be older than 16 years, most of them not even having a whiff of a beard on their face. ‘..Shit’

Being taken further through the hall, you arrive infront of a group of much older men. “These are some of our greatest scientists and experts within the fields of science and the more esoteric forces of the universe. I am sure that with these troops and experts, you shall do great things!” Going even further into the back of the hall, you see it.

It is a great vortex of energies and colours of unimaginable nature, swirling on the edge of what you can only call a hole in space. Beyond this hole you see a grey and featureless room with a great sealed door, like those in a u-boat.

Spreading his hands and standing before you, a madened smile of manic glee grows on his face. Looking into his eyes, you see that a fire is burning in his eyes, just like how it once did before the war.
“Finally, we have this! With this device you shall travel to a place beyond the grasp of the petty democracies that seek to rule the world. You shall be in a place untouched by the taint of the Jew and the Bolshevik! A world where you can be free to follow our glorious path to its inevitable and awe-inspiring conclusion. Where the weak and parasitic races of Earth can not drag down the glory of the Aryan race!

A Free World!
A Pure World!
A German World!”

In awe of his speech, there is only a single question in your mind.
“Where are we going my Führer?”

“You, my friend, are going to the Moon!”

With this, we now begin the quest in truth and you get to decide what it is that you will do. There is no true limit to what you can do other than your imagination and the limits of the choices you have made.

Now, choose three(3) things for your regular Hitler Jungen to do while they’re on the moon:

[]Drill them
[]Educate them(science)
[]Educate them(Ideology)
[]Construct more buildings
[]Make factories
[]Setup helium mines
[]Write-in: What?

Choose two(2) things for your scientists to research:

[]Research armored space suits
[]Research usable vacuum-less guns
[]Research gene alteration
[]Research enhanced combat drugs
[]Research improved explosives
[]Research thinking machines
[]Write-in: What?

Choose two(2) things your occultists should do:

[]Research rituals
[]Research occult symbolism
[]Research runes
[]Research gods
[]Perform a blood ritual
[]Perform an orgy
[]Take drugs and meditate
[]Write-in: What?

Choose one(1) Wunderwaffe project for you to have as your goal:

[]Super-Soldaten: Super soldiers have always been an impossible goal for all nations and we will make it become and undeniable truth. That our soldiers are super.

[]Eisen-Mensch: The idea of robots who look and act like humans have fascinated the minds of forward thinkers and science-fiction writes for centuries. Now we shall bring it from fiction to reality.

[]Stahl-Titan: Why go with human sized robots when you could go big. When you could go very, VERY big!

[]Karcist: We know the truth. There is magic and it is powerful. We must harness and ensure that we have a true weapon to surpass all legends. We shall make wizards!

[]Write-in: What?

>>5570155
Let us build a solid foundation for future orders.

>Drill them
>Educate them(Ideology)
>Setup helium mines

We need fit bodies, said bodies to be able to be obedient and listen, and access to raw resource before we make our factories or buildings.

>Research gene alteration
>Research thinking machines

This will help us not only have stronger, purer bodies but also able to help us in any matter which requires intellectual pursuit ie. Scientific and Occult research.

>Super-Soldaten: Super soldiers have always been an impossible goal for all nations and we will make it become and undeniable truth. That our soldiers are super.

This seems to be the easiest and realistic* goal that we can achieve sooner than the others which we can than go after.

>>5570206
remember to also assign the occultists

>>5569254
>>5569260
>>5569280
>>5569304
>>5569349
>>5569380
>>5569409
Coming back, probably with a new IP.
>>5570155
>[X]Drill them
>[X]Educate them(Ideology)
>[X]Write-in: What?
Can we get some women up here for a breeding program? I'm sure a couple of Danish girls would love to see the moon.
If not:
>[X]Setup helium mines
RTS games have taught me I need to mine resources before building stuff.
>[X]Research gene alteration
Technically, we are aliens now.
>[X]Research thinking machines
Everything else is not that useful right now, though I'm kinda worried about rogue AIs, therefore...
>[X]Research runes
Probably good for AI security?
>[X]Perform a blood ritual
IRL all SS flags were consecrate by letting them touch the original blood flag that got blood on it during Hitler's first Putsch attempt, not sure if we remembered to take it with us, but if we can we should consecrate the new the place that will decide the fate of the movement.
>[]Super-Soldaten: Super soldiers have always been an impossible goal for all nations and we will make it become and undeniable truth. That our soldiers are super.
Super soldiers, wizards later since we already seem to have some less spontaneous access to magic through rituals it seems.

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>>5570215
I have retained my ID.

>>5570215
Well it is a battalion of Hitler Jugend, so let's just say that it is an even split between girls and boys. So you can have your breeding program if you ever want to persue that.

>>5570155
>[]Construct more buildings
>[]Make factories
>[]Setup helium mines

>[]Research armored space suits
>[]Research usable vacuum-less guns

>[]Research rituals
>[]Research runes

>[]Karcist: We know the truth. There is magic and it is powerful. We must harness and ensure that we have a true weapon to surpass all legends. We shall make wizards!

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>>5570223
Based, though the female branch of it was called BdM (no idea why they forgot the S there).

Population increase seems kinda important, accelerated growth through gene alteration might be useful?
I'll see what other anons say to that.

>>5570155
>[]Drill them
>Educate them(Ideology)
>Setup helium mines

>[]Research armored space suits
>[]Research usable vacuum-less guns

>[]Research rituals
>[]Research runes

>Super-Soldaten: Super soldiers have always been an impossible goal for all nations and we will make it become and undeniable truth. That our soldiers are super.
Interesting options

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>>5570155
>[X]Make factories
>[X]Educate them(Ideology)
>[X]Setup helium mines
I dob't see comabt coming soon, let's start with industry
>[X]Research thinking machines
>[X]Research armored space suits
GIVE ME NAZI COMBAT ROBOT WAIFUS OR GIVE ME DEATH
>[X]Research rituals
>[X]Research runes
Don't care that much about magic, but runes on weapons/armor would be useful
>[X]Eisen-Mensch: The idea of robots who look and act like humans have fascinated the minds of forward thinkers and science-fiction writes for centuries. Now we shall bring it from fiction to reality.
LETS GOOOOO

>>5570155
>[]Drill them
>[]Educate them(Ideology)
>[]Setup helium mines

>[]Research armored space suits
>[]Research usable vacuum-less guns

>[]Research rituals
>[]Research runes

>[]Karcist: We know the truth. There is magic and it is powerful. We must harness and ensure that we have a true weapon to surpass all legends. We shall make wizards!

>>5570155
>[]Drill them
>[]Educate them(Ideology)
>[]Setup helium mines

>[]Research gene alteration
>[]Research thinking machines
We’ll probably need gene alteration to get super soldiers and to bolster pur numbers in the breeding program.

>[]Research rituals
>[]Research runes

>[]Super-Soldaten: Super soldiers have always been an impossible goal for all nations and we will make it become and undeniable truth. That our soldiers are super.
Stahl Titan would also be cool

okay bois, vote ends in 4 hours. After that we will do some fun rolling

>>5570206
I'm this bozo. Runes and Rituals.

>>5570155
>[]Drill them
>[]Educate them(Ideology)
>[]Setup helium mines

>[]Research gene alteration
>[]Improve efficiency on the teleporter
My thinking is that we need to take advantage of it as much as we can, and salvage, or destroy, assets of the Reich before they fall onto Allied hands. Like, a man like Von Braun could be a boon if on our hands, and a curse if on the enemy's.

>[]Research occult symbolism
>[]Research runes
Lets stabilize our presence before we indulge in riskier magical ventures.

>[]Super-Soldaten: Super soldiers have always been an impossible goal for all nations and we will make it become and undeniable truth. That our soldiers are super.

Cool stuff

>>5570155
>[X]Drill them
>[X]Educate them(science)
>[X]Educate them(Ideology)
An educated workforce...

>[X]Research armored space suits
>[X]Research usable vacuum-less guns
Basic techs

>[X]Research occult symbolism
>[X]Research rituals
I'm pretty sure these are also basic techs

>[X]Super-Soldaten: Super soldiers have always been an impossible goal for all nations and we will make it become and undeniable truth. That our soldiers are super.
Eventually I want MAGIC SUPER SOLDIERS

>>5570155
>>5570215
>>5570233
I like the breeding program idea, most other options seem to be pretty much locked in already since most people want super soldiers, drills, ideological training, mines and rituals/runes.

So it seems that there were three options in the scientist field which had an equal amounts of votes, so i am just going to let you guys get all three of them. So the count therefore looks like this:

Drill them
Educate them(ideology)
Setup helium mines

Gene alteration
Thinking machines
Armoured space suits

Runes
Rituals

Super-Soldaten


Now i need you guys to roll me some 3d100 with a Best of three (Bo3) with the higher the result being better, with 1 and 100 being crits (with 1 in science being so stupid its genius and 100 so genius its stupidly easy).
Now let the dice be in your favor!

Rolled 43, 36, 81 = 160 (3d100)

>>5570561
Let's go, let's see some digits.

Rolled 11, 34, 34 = 79 (3d100)

>>5570561

Rolled 19, 50, 45 = 114 (3d100)

>>5570561

ok, bad, mediocre

Oof. And the average on bo3 1d100 is about 80 too

Rolled 71, 65 = 136 (2d100)

>>5570565
Alright that's a 81 for the Hitler Jugend
>>5570566
A 34 for science
>>5570567
And a 50 for the occultists

Now then, i'll roll for the events of the world/moon

First is the world

Second is the moon

Right then, i'll have the update ready here in a day or two, you guys have fun until then!

>>5570539
>My thinking is that we need to take advantage of it as much as we can, and salvage, or destroy, assets of the Reich before they fall onto Allied hands. Like, a man like Von Braun could be a boon if on our hands, and a curse if on the enemy's.

I am not sure we should move immedialty with a mission on earth. Right now europe is anything but safe, and germany is likely filled by allies and URSS troops.
We could start thinking about it though.
A safe place for teleport on earth is needed (if not more), then we send someone and buy/collect objects/info or recruit people discretly (if the teleporter can take more than 10 people at once it would be a nice increase of our numbers,
and we would have german adults in our ranks with combat experience). Finding ex spies would be good too, it would help with discretion and being secretive.

Taking some german sherpards might be an idea too.

>>5570599
>german sherpards on the moon
I'm in.

>>5570599
>>5570633
It couldn't be a national socialist colony without German shepherd dogs.
As for locations for the teleporter, the Vatican, Switzerland and southern Argentina come to mind.

>>5570599
I see your point. We will have quite some time to think, so for now let's plot out next moves. We know some of our peers were planning on escaping to South America, so I think that's a good place to start our espionage enterprises when the time comes. A safe place for a base could below the costal glaciers of Antarctica. We excel in U-boat technology and it is close to South America. So long as we properly get a hold of good fusion technology, an underwater base there should be feasable. But that's quite some time away.
>German shepherds
Absolutely. An Aryan's best friend must be the best race of dog.

Apart from the year, do we know the current date?

So, for our lovely new home, I suggest naming it Adolfsberg, after our leader. Seems appropriate.

I think our gene research should first focus on discovering and altering the genes responsible for muscle and bone mass loss. Since we will be living in less G's, it's of the utmost priority we make sure our bodies will remain strong and healthy.

>>5570653
>do we know the current date?

It is january 2, but each update will be about 6 months.

>>5570633
kek, they are honestly nice-looking dogs. I like the samoiedo

>>5570645
Switzerland sounds pretty good, neutral, and all that jazz. We would need a cover if we plan to buy a lot of things and recruit many, maybe something like a company? It would allow us to return even to Europe, with a good enough cover and some economic power to buy stuff. The problem with Europe is the cold war, so we would risk it. At the same time, we can directly recruit in Germany with that and there is plan marshall to rebuild things in western Europe which is a nice bonus.

>>5570653
South America is relatively safe for now for us, so starting there might be best. If there are already germans to recruit and bring to the moon it's even better. But for all of this spies will be fundamental, otherwise, we can say goodbye to bringing here any germans, especially ex-soldiers, officers, and so on.

>muscle and bone mass loss
yeah we will need to avoid that
name sound ok

>>5570677
>Switzerland sounds pretty good, neutral, and all that jazz
Why not the Vatican though? Same deal + the power of God on our side.

>>5570680
Could be a place too, not against it. But less safe for first location of a teleporter since is in Rome, which would be filled by allies troops right now. That said, a good investment since there are likely fascists contacts we can connect with, make allies and recruit from.
Some allies could be made in the catholic church too, and it wouldn't be a bad asset.

Tokyo its not bad either for recruiting ground, and growing allies. But both Rome and Tokyo would be a risk like Berlin right now, they were the capitals of the Axis so men in black are likely walking everywhere in them.

>>5570677
I still want to make a base in the arctic and try to find hyperborian ruins. Or even Lemuria or Mu.

>>5570693
>But less safe for first location of a teleporter since is in Rome, which would be filled by allies troops right now.
The Vatican state remained in charge of its own borders even during mussolini's time IIRC. The teleporter would likely be safe, but moving out from the catacombs or achives would still land us in occupied Rome I guess.

>>5570731
I'm with >>5570693 on this one, the Vatican is a good spot for a future cell, but for now it's too risky. While the Vatican itself is sovereign, Rome and most of Italy is under Allied occupation and will be for the forseeable future. If the cell is compromised, we will be surrounded by enemies on all sides. The Vatican is tiny and will not be able to resist Allied intervention, both military and diplomaticly, if we're found there. And if we are, the teleporter falls onto the hands of the enemy. I don't have to say just how disastrous that would be to our effort.
But when the time's right, I'm absolutely down. Their military may had been a bunch of incompetent idiots for most theaters of the war, but they were our buddies.

>>5570599
>we could have a teleporter in the arctic circle or brazil
We should have a way to get resources without arousing suspicion

>>5570645
China currently, Spain, South America, North and South poles.

>>5570739
I'm glad we all agree.

>>5570746
>China currently
Aren't they still killing and eating each other by the literal millions?

so every turn is 6 months and its 1945. that means we have about ~30 turns until the moon-landing, as long as nothing in that regard changes.

>>5570750
I believe at the moment they are in a weird cease-fire until they return to that, Which is perfect. BEcause once they resort to it and we can prop up the more friendly Chinese nation.

in-fact they are more or less left alone to kill one another until the Union supports the Maoist. If it follows history.

>>5570784
Remember, this is a hopeful world with superscience. I fully expect a much earlier Moon landing.

>>5570913
Shit like that is why I wanted regular science and magic.
Superscience + magic is gonna make things get weird really fast, especially because everybody has superscience while magic's rather rare.

>>5570916
The Soviets and Allies might collapse into a war faster because of it.

>>5570746
Going to Spain is a great idea actually. There are already many collaborators around there.

>>5570916
There's definitely going to be some wacky crap happening.

>>5570926
>cold war turns hot
>almost becomes a huge command and conquer reference
Damn, makes me wish I'd voted for eccentric leaders.

You're all thinking small time, we should establish a colony in Agartha, then make connections in south america from that secure base.

Right guys, this update is taking me a bit longer than i was thinking it was going to and since i am going to have some of my family visiting these next two days, i will have to push it back until sunday. Sorry about that.

>>5571628
:(

>>5571628
While the QM is busy, why don't we plot our future conquest? It's 1945 so Operation Paperclip has already begun which, in my opinion, gives us two options: we either steal our scientist back or infiltrate the US using them. Also, I think we should get in contact with the fleeing remnants of the reich, this guy in particular https://youtu.be/YuxBr1wFIpw

>>5571628
No worries, as long as you come back.

>>5571688
I'm more on the taking back our scientists, since that'll give them more freedom to act despite having less of a budget.
>this guy in particular
Yes.

>>5570956
>>cold war turns hot
so we just sit back and watch the fireworks, then swoop-in after the nuclear/super-science/magical apocalypse and clean up the wasteland.

>>5570155
>Wunderwaffe
I'm shocked no one wrote in Die Glocke (I know it's to vote late, I just want to make sure people know it is a thing)

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>>5571628
No problem, take your time.

>>5571688
So, I think one of the first things we must do is prevent Israel from existing. We have until 1946 to reasonably put a wrench on those cogs. If we get to mid 47 and it's still going we will most likely no longer be able to stop it.
About paperclip, we should bring back very high profile minds, like Von Braun, but we can indeed use most of them to make a vast network of spies right under their noses.
I agree, Otto should be among the first people we recruit to our cause. With him we might as well be invincible.
>88

>>5571011
Oh yeah, long term absolutely. So much potential, both magical and scientific. Agartha, Atlantis, Hyperborea, Venus, Jupiter's Moons. Our options and potential are limitless.
But for now we don't know if we can reach any of those places. I don't think we're magically, or technologically advanced enough. We need to clear that up with the QM before we proceed.

>>5572126
Why would we want to stop it from existing? It gathers them all in one place and in a location where they are surrounded by enemies.

>>5572126
We'd want to do some preparing and analyzing before catching people like Von Braun. The US and the Soviets are probably scanning up and down their governments looking for spies and infiltrators, and I don't any of us want any of our Earth Bases getting Highjumped.

>>5571827
That does give me an idea. Why not push things with them a little? I'm thinking we make the Cuban Missile Crisis get a bit more tension, and let the two sides handle the rest.

>>5572142
Because it would give them a chance to consolidate. Things will play out like they have in our timeline if we aren't assertive enough. Besides, it'd be better to have a sympathetic government there than an openly hostile one that's dedicated to purging us.

The first 6 months of your new existence as one of the last bastions of Nazism are hard ones. The first thing that you ensure is done is build mines that can harvest valuable helium to use as fuel for the various structures and systems that fuels your moonbase. Great stretches of land outside of your underground base has been flattened and your soldiers go out on regular trips filtering the topsoil and harvesting the helium, which is then deposited into great underground tanks.

After the mine has been setup, you make sure that your troops get a proper introduction to military life by drilling them for any situation that could occur to them. You have your scientist show them how to quickly seal any tears in their suit, how to administer first aid, how to hold and fire a gun and much more. With this, you also further their understanding of what it means to be of the aryan race and the great struggle that your people have suffered. You teach them the rise of your great ideology and how to apply its principles in all aspects of life. Included in this, you also make sure that they all understand that there are a time and a place for ideology and another for practical solutions. This starts off with some grumbling among your troops and one accusation of cowardice, but you quickly have them hanging on to every single one of your words when you show them how following ideology blindly can lead to disaster.

—---

“The enemy has been defeated and you now have an army in your prisons and a conquered nation to administer, what do you do?”

“I purify the nation and show the glory of our cause!”

“Very well, the nation rises up against you and your mass killings, the captured troops that were once pacified now overwhelm their guards and once more fight against you. What do you do?”

“I-.. We will show them the error of their ways and force them to accept our truth!”

“Alright, you do so, but you now have a great dearth in men and material, with the nations around you now planning to take advantage of your weakness by citing your ¨inhumane treatment¨ of the conquered populace. Do you see now? Everything you do has an effect on the world and not all will agree with you and some will fight against any change they see as harmful.”

“But sir! We are doing it to help the superior race, can’t they see we do it for the benefit of all?”

“Maybe, but for them it didn’t look like you were helping them, but that you were going to rule them as tyrants and butchers. Not all things can be solved by following ideology to the word, sometimes you have to compromise in the now so that your future can be assured.”

“I see sir.”

—-------

This is not all that happens, for your scientists make many new advances into the fields of your great Super-Soldaten Project. The first and most important one is that of gene alteration, that is; to change the body and unlock the potential that lies within it. With this they have made it possible for your troops to not worry about the loss of muscle- or bone density, as well as many other problems that your scientist expect would have befallen you if you continue to live on the moon. These are not great and groundbreaking changes that would be able to change the world, but they do ensure your continued survival, so you are happy with it.

More importantly, your scientists tell you that there's still many avenues of exploration left when it comes to taking full advantage of gene alteration, you just need more specialised tools and research to realise it.

Unfortunately the other projects that your scientists have set for themselves have not given as much of a boon as you had hoped it would. First of these is the armoring of the great lumbering space suits you make use of which, while successful, have made them even more limiting in movement and have made falls a much more dangerous aspect than before. This, you are told, can be rectified with further research, but as it is now you are not able to make use of your armoured spacesuits. Next up is that of computation devices or “thinking machines” which has… well they have made a better vacuum tube than would have been possible on earth, due to the low gravity of the moon as well as its near non-existent atmosphere. They unfortunately still require massive amounts of power that you, fortunately, have access too, but which could be a problem if you ever want to make your “Thinking machines” mobile…. Also they are currently the size of a house, which is also a problem.

—-----------


Your occultists have discovered much during these 6 months. Having been sent with all the collected materials of the Thule Society, they had a lot of different sources to seek through. This led them to stumble upon several different versions of already known runic languages, as well as one that seems to have been forgotten by everyone but a single author. These runes of ancient germanic and old norse origin have great symbolic value and your occultist are sure they will be useful in the future. In contrast, the unknown runes that they stumbled upon seem to have come from ancient Mesopotamia and relate greatly to the sacrifice of blood and deals with the house of the dead. All in all, a great find with potential for the future.

Next up is their research into rituals, which have advanced fairly decently. With the introduction of the new mesopotamia runes they have devised, in their own words, a more “Meaningful and weighty blood ritual to grant luck and health”. A most useful thing indeed… if it works, that is.


—----

In other news, it seems that the Führer has gone missing from Germany as neither the allies nor the soviets have been able to find him after storming the capital. This leads you to believe that he has most likely gone to one of the many secret bases that you have established. Though with the disappearance of their leader, the reich has fallen and most of the resistance that was has fallen away, leaving Germany to be occupied by your nefarious enemies. Whatever the near future of Germany will be, you can not say, but you do not have any hopeful prospects.


While this has happened nothing of great import has happened on the moon, though there have been a lower amount of solar winds than usual, which have been helpful for the soldiers who walked on the surface. The less radiation they are exposed to, the healthier they will remain.

—-----------


Now, choose three(3) things for your regular Hitler Jungen to do while they’re on the moon:

[]Drill them further
[]Educate them(science)
[]Educate them(Critical ideological thinking)
[]Construct more buildings
[]Start a breeding program
[]Conduct gene therapy
[]Make factories
[]Setup more helium mines
[]Write-in: What?

Choose two(2) things for your scientists to research:

[]Research form fitting space suits
[]Research usable vacuum-less guns
[]Research genetic tailoring tools
[]Research radiation resistance gene
[]Research enhanced combat drugs
[]Research improved explosives
[]Research improved computational constructs
[]Write-in: What?

Choose two(2) things your occultists should do:

[]Research greater rituals
[]Research occult symbolism
[]Research numerology
[]Research gods
[]Perform an improved blood ritual
[]Perform an orgy
[]Take drugs and meditate
[]Sacrifice a person for power
[]Write-in: What?
Alright, so i managed to pump this out by not getting any sleep, hope you guys enjoy it!

>>5572326

>[X]Drill them further
>[X]Educate them(Critical ideological thinking)
>[X]Conduct gene therapy
We're going to need some mid-tier-mensch before our übermensch

>[X]Research genetic tailoring tools
>[X]Research radiation resistance gene
I favor rushing genetic enhancement

>[X]Research occult symbolism
>[X]Research numerology

>>5572326
>[X]Conduct gene therapy
Make our men into proper MOONmen! When this is done, the breeding can commence.
>[X]Start a breeding program
And to continue maintaining good racial hygiene, we're gonna' need to get good at eugenics.
>[X]Educate them(science)

As such, it makes sense to study...
>[X]Research genetic tailoring tools
>[X]Research radiation resistance gene

The occultists, for their part, can...
>[X]Take drugs and meditate
>[X]Research gods
Specifically, might not a LUNAR deity be advantageous to align ourselves with?

>>5572344
+1 support. LUNAR diety sounds awesome, especially if we can make our own god.

>>5572326
>[]Drill them further
>[]Educate them(Critical ideological thinking)
>[]Educate them(science)
I would rather start the breeding program once we mastered the human genom, so that our changes pass down naturally.

>[]Research genetic tailoring tools
>[]Research radiation resistance gene
Imagine needing space suits to live on the Moon.

>[]Research occult symbolism
>[]Research numerology
We're in space, magic math and astrology should be usefull.

>>5572197
>Because it would give them a chance to consolidate.
They have already consolidated power within other nations such as UK and USA, having a couple million jews in a small area would help keep the zionists in check and within relativistic kill missile range.

>>5572326
[]Conduct gene therapy
[]Start a breeding program
[]Make factories

[]Research genetic tailoring tools
[]Research radiation resistance gene

[]Research greater rituals
[]Research occult symbolism

IMO our best option is to ferment anti-communist rebellions across eastern Europe, since they hate the soviets about as much as we do, and since the USA and USSR are now enemies, the allies aren't likely to interfere.

a question for the QM.
in this universe, were the Nazis right in regards to commies and jews?

>>5572326
>[]Educate them(science)
>[]Educate them(Critical ideological thinking)
>[]Conduct gene therapy
This sound good. Science can be of help in many things, for now though avoiding doing mistakes with machines and equipment sound best. Any increase of pop, should start when we have additional free space for do so. Small spaces for a large population are a concerning risk.

>[X]Research genetic tailoring tools
>[X]Research radiation resistance gene
This should help us with living on the moon.

>[]Research occult symbolism
>[]Research numerology
Safe research right now.

Qm, will we have a record/pastebin for remember what we are doing (this XG-829 wunderwaffe is being made, ends in 20 turns), what we have (moon base : basic lab, basic homes ecc...) and what we have achieved so far (tech : armored space suits with defects, need a good roll for remove defects) ?

>>5572326
>[]Conduct gene therapy
>[]Write-in: What?-Survey and prospect for minerals and near surface lava tubes.
>[]Set up mines for other necessary materials

>[]Write-in: What? - Local Energy production and fuel, Hydrogen should be plentiful for fuel cells, uranium should also be available once prospected
>[]Research improved computational constructs

Do this first but only if it doesn't require killing or severely maiming our limited personnel, I want to see if it offers any benefit for our other activities.
>[]Perform an improved blood ritual- luck and health
>[]Write-in: What?- Research moon based rituals and deities whose power and favor may be amplified by our location

If the blood ritual requires a sacrifice that would end up putting someone out of commission, instead
>[]Write-in: What? - Research artifice and magitech


>>5572400
I can't imagine a universe where they are wrong.

>>5572197
>That does give me an idea. Why not push things with them a little? I'm thinking we make the Cuban Missile Crisis get a bit more tension, and let the two sides handle the rest.
>causing a nuclear holocaust on earth without a breeding program on the moon in place
*reeeeee's softly in the distance*

>>5572326
>[]Make factories
>[]Conduct gene therapy
>[]Start a breeding program

>[]Research usable vacuum-less guns
>[]Research form fitting space suits

>[]Research gods
>[]Research occult symbolism

>>5572475
>Implying we wouldn't have underground cities by 1960
20 turns is a lot of time

>>5572326
>[X]Educate them(Critical ideological thinking)
>[X]Start a breeding program
>[X]Conduct gene therapy

>[X]Research genetic tailoring tools
>[X]Research radiation resistance gene
>[X]Research gods
>[X]Research occult symbolism
>>5572400
We're playing with realistic world leaders instead of caricatures so yes.

>>5572326
>[X]Start a breeding program
>[X]Conduct gene therapy
>[X]Make factories

>[X] Research genetic tailoring tools
>[X] Research radiation resistance gene

Without these the next generation will get cancer and die before 30

>[X]Research numerology
>[X] Perform an improved blood ritual

>>5572326
>[]Start a breeding program
>[]Setup more helium mines
>[]Construct more buildings

>[]Research genetic tailoring tools
>[]Research radiation resistance gene

>[]Research greater rituals
>[]Research occult symbolism

Gene therapy and infrastructure are important, we have a relatively small population so we'll eventually need to counter any defects

>>5572326
>[]Conduct gene therapy
>[]Educate them(Critical ideological thinking)
>[]Drill them further
I think it's a bit early for the breeding program. Not only are they young and this would be dangerous to the health of the mothers, we want to educate them properly and improve their genes before making them parents.

>[]Research radiation resistance gene
>[]Research genetic tailoring tools

>[]Research greater rituals
>[]Research numerology

>>5572326
>Conduct gene therapy
>Start a breeding program
>Make factories

>Research genetic tailoring tools
>Research radiation resistance gene

>Research occult symbolism
>Take drugs and meditate

Hitler Jungen
>[X]Drill them further
>[X]Educate them(Critical ideological thinking)
>[X]Start a breeding program

Scientists
>[]Research form fitting space suits
>[]Research usable vacuum-less guns

Occultists
>[]Research gods
>[]Research occult symbolism

>>5572594
>I think it's a bit early for the breeding program. Not only are they young and this would be dangerous to the health of the mothers,
Getting children at like 16 was pretty normal throughout human history though I'd be interested why you think it would be bad for the health of the mothers. A low-G environment should significantly ease the burden of pregnancy.
>improve their genes before making them parents.
That's a good point though I guess we might as well just include the pregnancies into the program itself.

>>5572400
With realistic leaders, it comes down to whether QM personally believes in parasitic races of people. Why bring it up, though? It will only stir shit, and it's sort of meta-knowledge to know without investigation if our MC's prejudices are justified.

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>>5572632
>With realistic leaders, it comes down to whether QM personally believes in parasitic races of people.
I'm sure we're all adults who can be honest about that kind of stuff on 4chan, anon.

>>5572326
>[]Conduct gene therapy
>[]Educate them(science)
>[]Educate them(Critical ideological thinking)
Stength in body, in mind and in heart.

[]Research radiation resistance gene
[]Research genetic tailoring tools
The other options are not as urgent as staying healthy while on space.

[]Research occult symbolism
[]Research gods

These should make a solid foundation and solve most of our immediate issues. We can then begin our more complex plans next year.

>Says there will be no update and apologizes
>Doesn't sleep and updates anyway
Based QM.

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>>5572326
QM, questions
1)Are we on the dark side of the moon?
2)Where the fuck do we get enough people for a "breeding program"

>[X]Educate them(Critical ideological thinking)
one more round of critical thinking to set those overly excited hitler youth puppies straight
>[X]Make factories
we're gonna need production as we are cut off from earth for now.
>[X]Construct more buildings
Before we start issuing government assigned aryan gfs (for the purpose of procreation). we should probably have some hab-blocks ready.

>[X]Research form fitting space suits
gotta keep up the theme of being stylish AF
>[X]Research improved computational constructs
I know you guys wanna biopunk/magic the shit out of our dudes, and make the moon colony into a nazi version of Rapture, but my course is set to robots and I shall not stray from it.

>[X]Research greater rituals
Try upgrading that "luck and health" ritual, it sounds like a good one. Maybe improve the odds of it working
>[X]Take drugs and meditate
Maybe see the future or whatever, just eat some shrooms and write it off as business expenses lmao

>i managed to pump this out by not getting any sleep
sleep, you odd person, we need you alive and functional to write

>>5572699
On phone so different id.

1) no

2) you have a battalion of teenage kids in an equal mix of men and women. That is atleast 1500 horny teenagers, you do the math.

>>5572400
Yes and no. The jews did indeed fuck with their economy, but not out of any malicious intent, they just fucked up with their economic investments, all of which disappeared due to the collapse of the stock market and then they got scared and so kept all their wealth to themselves, which made some people envious.

The commies are a different situation, since they used public and political violence to try to free the works (ie. Enforce their ideology) which the NSDAP didn't take too kindly.

>>5572414
I'll make a google doc to share with everyone when I have the time.

>>5572715
>1) no
Well fuck. That's a massive oversight

>in an equal mix of men and women
Didn't think a 1945 military battalion would have women, especially that many, but sure, I'll take it.

>>5572735,
>Well fuck. That's a massive oversight
Bright side: We don't turn into Morlocks.

>>5572326
>[]Drill them further
>[]Educate them(science)
>[]Conduct gene therapy
Not against the breeding program, I just think we should focus on making them better before we go crazy with it.

>[]Research genetic tailoring tools
>[]Research radiation resistance gene

>[]Research occult symbolism
>[]Research numerology

>>5572366
I have to disagree, and only because with an independent base of operations will full American backing the Zionists will be able to spread their ideology far better.
Although one could make the argument that we could use some of the atrocities that happen there to say "See? We told you guys that Jews are evil but you didn't listen!" (but them again we don't really need Israel to exist long for that).

>>5572715
1) no
Crap, this means we need to make something so that we aren't seen by the Americans/Soviets.

>>5572751
>Crap, this means we need to make something so that we aren't seen by the Americans/Soviets.
Could just go underground, it's not like we can enjoy the fresh air on the surface.

>>5572326
Now, choose three(3) things for your regular Hitler Jungen to do while they’re on the moon:

[]Drill them further
[]Start a breeding program
[]Make factories

Choose two(2) things for your scientists to research:

[]Research form fitting space suits
[]Research usable vacuum-less guns

Choose two(2) things your occultists should do:

[]Research greater rituals
[]Research occult symbolism

>>5572715
If they find us on the moon, how likely would it be to convince the regular world leaders that we are moon natives and our space suits look like Mac Tonight Moon Man?

>>5572752
>>5572751
>>5572735

You are already underground, since it is easier to build an airtight building under the earth with the rock also acting like a insulating layer against the cold of space and radiation from the sun. If you look up some proposals for colonising Mars, then you will see that building underground with regalith is one of the more realistic choices for a colonizing group of humans.

>>5572752
Agreed. We should make a tunnel system as soon as we get the chance.

>>5572763
.... heh, if you give me a good argument when that situation ever arrives then I will allow it!

>>5572765
>>5572766
Alright, nevermind what I said then since we're already doing it.

>>5572715
nice

>>5572735
they aren't really military more volunteers if you can call them that, with basic training or worse

>>5572751
at the moment their attention isn't on the moon, so no need for anything. We need to concentrate on us instead, and see if we can grab some germans with the teleporter.

Okay bois, this is what looks to be the winning vote

[]Conduct gene therapy
[]Start a breeding program
[]Educate them(Critical ideological thinking)


[]Research genetic tailoring tools
[]Research radiation resistance gene


[]Research occult symbolism
[]Research numerology


Now roll me some 3d100 with a Best of three (Bo3) with the higher the result being better, with 1 and 100 being crits (with 1 in science being so stupid its genius and 100 so genius its stupidly easy).
And as always, may the dice be in your favor!

Rolled 65, 57, 53 = 175 (3d100)

>>5573045

Rolled 23, 26, 76 = 125 (3d100)

>>5573045

Rolled 93, 19, 87 = 199 (3d100)

>>5573045
NUKE'M RICO.

Rolled 58, 14, 79 = 151 (3d100)

>>5573045

Rolled 88, 2 = 90 (2d100)

>>5573048
So we have a 65 on Hitler Jugend
>>5573049
A good 76 on our science squad
>>5573054
Which is backed up by a banging 93 for magic

Those are some actually good rolls!

Now then, i'll roll for the events of the world/moon

First is the world

Second is the moon

>>5573066
>2
>On Moon

Big oof

Alright, since this is a pretty shit roll for the moon, i need you guys to roll me a 1d100 from three different anons, of which i will pick the lowest roll.

Low = Bad
High = Good

>>5573070
>What do you mean there are moon xenos?

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>5573075
Big numbers!

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>5573075

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5573075

Rolled 4 (1d6)

Okay then, it sems that >>5573081 with a 43 is the lowest roll, so this terrible for the moon, but not the end of everything.

Let's see what kind of disaster we have

1: Magic related
2: caused by science
3: Astronomical shit
4: Things from beyond the veil
5: Xenos bullshit
6: Ancient human remnnants (ie. "we'll solve that later")

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>>5573085
>4: Things from beyond the veil

>>5573085
The Elder Things are up to bullshit again

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>>5573090
>4: Things from beyond the veil

I will like to know if the QM is using actual sources from National Socialists to make the Nat-Soc Ideology if not please say so. as that can make me decide whether I want to participate in this quest or not.

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>>5573085
>4: Things from beyond the veil

>>5573123
Isn't that question basically meaningless because "sources" on it can differ massively.
He could use the actual school curriculum, encyclopediae of the time and personal correspondence of Hitler and Himmler as his sources but it probably still wouldn't line up with most sources you ever looked at. Just take a fun quest for what it is and don't be a debbie downer.

>>5573130
alright fine I understand what you mean but it grates that its so Hollywood and that unrealistic so for me it ruins the fun instead of enhancing or nothing occurring at all maybe I am just being a debbie downer though, so I will leave it at that.

Imagine sharing a quest with someone who is both that anal retentive about being accurate to Nazi occultism AND has that shoddy of grammar.

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>>5573135
We can't change how the GM sees the world, but we can change how Herbert Wilke changes his world.
Try to take solace in that and don't mind that Hitler forgot the Name of Herbert like politician in a Hollywood flick. It made for a fun joke even if he was known for making sure to remember the names of simple soldiers he met. In the end a good chuckle is worth a bit of inaccuracy and most stuff that might bug you can be explained away.
Were kids actually taught that they should "purify" nations through mass killings in the HJ? Of course not, but Herbert arguing against it while teaching one of our boys about nuances and Realpolitik makes for a good scene and if that doesn't satisfy you, you can always choose to believe that the particular crop we got was skimmed off the top of a NAPOLA/Adolf Hitler/SS Junker boarding school which had a particularly extreme/weird politics and ethics teacher. We're in 1945 so maybe he came back from the front after seeing all his friends die and got some weird ideas.
We don't know and if the GM leaves them open there's no reason to think too deeply into it. I doubt he's a blue-haired weirdo trying to use a quest on 4chan as a subversive piece of propaganda to fuck with you in particular.
To quote the iron chancellor
>Man cannot control the current of events, he can only float with them and steer.
>>5573159
Imagine wanting our cultist to take drugs while they fuck with lovecraftian gods.
*dabs on you*

>>5573159
Thanks' for the criticism. I will try to better my self.

>>5572768
>if you give me a good argument when that situation ever arrives
Nazis? never heard of them! we are just aryan moon men, the moon was the real hyperborea all along!

>>5573162
Thank you for the constructive criticism and wonderful thinking I can see it in this way as well.

You are also a lot nicer and I thank you for that.

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>>5573171

>>5573123
Fascism is an ideology which is, by its very nature, fluid and ever changing. It is whatever the state needs it to be and can never have any defined boundaries or aspects to it, other than this simple mantra:

"Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State." -Mussolini

So long as something can serve the goals of the state and its vision, then it is a part of Fascism. That means it can be incredibly Authoritarian to the point of ludicrousness, but it can also be very Democratic in all its aspects. So long as it serves a goal in the interest of the state, then it can be incorporated into Fascism.

Here's an update folks, i'm inspired!

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The beginning of this six month period of work and research starts out very well indeed. You set your few scientists with a medical degree to implement the gene alterations you already know upon your soldiers. This has immediate effects as young men and women who were beginning to look gaunt and tired immediately freshen up within a couple of days after having been treated. This leads into a much greater enthusiasm for your schooling program into applying your ideology studies in a critical and useful manner. Already many of your students sho an exceptional understanding of when to implement policies based on ideology and when to make decisions based on pragmatism. Truly it brings a tear to your eyes to see the youth so engaged with the great cause.

Of course this is not the only thing they get up to, oh no. With the fall of the reich and your new isolation from the wider world, you have decided to ensure that you will have a growing manpower base to pull from in the future by.. “Encouraging” your soldiers to procreate with someone suitable with them. Something that was not hard for your scientists to do.

—-----

“Now then, can anyone tell me what the most important thing is when it comes to procreation?.. Ah yes, Hans what do you think.”

“Ah! Uhm, well sir… it is to make sure the other participant is comfortable?”

“That is also important, Ja, but it is not the most important thing. Yes, Ludwig?”

“Sir! To further the aryan race and continue our glorious history, Sir!”

“Yes, very good! We do this not only for ourselves, but to ensure the future of all of us and that we will live on not only in memory, but in history.... Now with that out of the way. Adolf! Go over to Maria and find a place to begin.”

—------

>>5573183

While the medically inclined scientists are busy implementing gene therapy on your troops, they quickly make a great breakthrough in the application of the treatments themselves. A special enzyme, produced in the human body and transported in the blood, shows itself to be a great tool to command the various cells to change themselves in accordance with the programming that the scientists put into the enzyme. Rapidly they make use of this on your soldiers and with it, they have many more ideas on the potential uses of it and some even say they could use it as the base of a supersoldier formula. A type of Serum so to say. This is still all in the future, but it provides a glimpse into the potential that you might unleash when you are finally done.

Sidelong with this is research into a recently discovered element of the human DNA which has intrigued your physics oriented scientists. An inactivated genome part seems to indicate that the predecessors of humanity, maybe even multicellular life, had the ability to absorb and use great amounts of radiation without suffering any degenerate effects from it. Granting this ability to your troops would be a game changer for many reasons, since nearly all things radiate some amount of radiation. To think of the things that you could do with it!

This is all well and good, but you have currently only been able to access some of the abilities this genome part may offer, that being able to resist the background radiation of space indefinitely. A great advantage if you ever need to travel through space the long way instead of teleporting. Greater still though, is that this new trait has already been implemented in your troops, ensuring that they won’t have any build up of harmful amounts of radiation in their system.

>>5573186

As all of these changes have been happening, your occultists have slowly been chugging forward in the background, making great strides in their research. First of these are numerology and its effects on magic and reality, of which you can say with confidence that it does so.

Heavily.

As in, you know now for a fact that you could change the very fabric of space around you if you had the time to write down a great numerology sequence and had the magical energy to enforce it upon reality. This promises great things for you, but for now it is not something you can take advantage of since you lack any dedicated magic users or “Karcists” as your occultists like to call them.

All of this would be great if not for the last thing that your people have been researching: Occult symbolism. Here too, you make great leaps and bounds in your knowledge of what symbolic and ritual actions can have on the world around you and magic itself. It is also with this new knowledge that your occultists begin to experiment with different symbols and beliefs, which while mostly successful and without any detriment, leads to an unfortunate event.

Some stupid muppet thought it would be a good idea to carve runes into the floor, walls and roof of a single room, sacrifice half of their bodily fluid and left eye over a period of 7 days while also hanging themself… Also they carved the runes INTO their own flesh before doing all of this.

To put it mildly, you now have a problem.

—-----

“What do you mean the base is haunted?”

“What i say, the base is haunted.”

“Yes i get that, but what do you mean by it? No one of us have died and there haven’t been any accidents that should make it possible for this to even be haunted!”

“... About that my Oberstführer, Heinrich did something.. Eccentric.”

“Oh Gott im Himmel, what did he do!?”

“Well you see, many of us had been thinking about researching the gods before we decided to not follow that avenue of thought, but some of us still ended up reading about some of the gods, including Heinrich. I believe he found the tale of Odin and how he gained wisdom on runes by hanging himself from a tree with a spear through his chest for seven days… although how he got it mixed up with the other tale of Odin sacrificing his eye for knowledge, i don’t know, but the result has been, eeh…”

“Catastrophic?”

“Yes my Oberstführer, it has been indeed. As it stands right now, it appears that the entire base has become a reservoir for dead spirits and ephemeral creatures of knowledge which whisper their secrets to anyone around them. This has of course caused a bit of a morale drop among most of us, but there are some good news!”

“Good news?”

“Yes, we now know what not to do next time we try it!”

“... Get out of my office.”

>>5573189

As the moon becomes haunted by things beyond mankind's understanding, the situation on the world of earth continues to advance.

With the dissolution of the third reich and the seeming end of the second world war getting closer than ever, a final push into the Japanese empire commences. With over half a million American troops landing on the main islands and with the Soviets having pushed far and deep into Korea and beyond, the emperor has no other choice but to surrender. Calling out to both of their foes and making them come to the same place at the same time, they make a seemingly impossible deal out of an extremely bad situation. They get a peace treaty where they are free and independent.

Although their economy is worse than it was before the war and much of their heavy industry is gone, the agricultural parts of their empire have survived surprisingly unscared. They will need time and effort to reach their former epoch, but there is no threat to the sovereignty of Japan.

In this same time period, the relations between the Soviets and the Americans, while not warm, are not cold either. Rather, it seems that both nations has decided to ignore each other and simply deal with their own problems first before sticking their noses into other nations' businesses. This has become a great irritant to the British empire, who sees the Soviets as being the new big player of continental europe and a threat to British interests. So far to say, the British are not happy and the Soviets and Americans don’t really care.

—-------------


Now, after that interesting turn of events, choose three(3) things for your HitlerJugend to do while they’re on the moon:

[]Drill them further
[]Educate them(science)
[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
[]Construct more buildings
[]Make factories
[]Setup more helium mines
[]Create a public nursery
[]Write-in: What?

Choose two(2) things for your scientists to research:

[]Research form fitting space suits
[]Research usable vacuum-less guns
[]Research Transformative serum
[]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
[]Research enhanced combat drugs
[]Research improved explosives
[]Research improved computational constructs
[]Write-in: What?

Choose two(2) things your occultists should do:

[]Research greater rituals
[]Research divine/symbolic rituals
[]Research math magic
[]Research gods
[]Perform an improved blood ritual
[]Perform an orgy
[]Take drugs and meditate
[]Sacrifice a person for power
[]Remove the haunting
[]Ply the spirits for secrets and powers
[]Write-in: What?

>>5573178
Well that's a nice but frankly incorrect statement I hope I don't upset you but I do believe that Hitler and Mussolini Ideologies are two separate things.

To start Hitler ideology was called National-Socialism and Mussolini was Fascism I am unsure if I can post his book on it but I will see if I can.

>>5573178
>"Everything in the State, nothing outside the State, nothing against the State." -Mussolini
I'd be willing to bet Hitler said the same at some point but replaced the state with the people. At least I vaguely remember something like it.
Sounds a bit communist in English though.
>>5573186
>they could use it as the base of a supersoldier formula. A type of Serum so to say
We Marvel now. What was the name of the NsG Captain America equivalent in the Wolfenstein games? Blitzmann? I never played them but I remember laughing at that once.

>>5573198
While noteworthy differences existed and Hitler added on a greater care for the people, social programs etc. I don't think it would be wrong to call Hitler a fascist since national socialism grew out of fascism and encompasses it as well.
The term doesn't describe it in its entirety but you can apply most of it without being wrong to national socialism.

>>5573190
>[]Educate them(science)
>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
>[]Create a public nursery
Since we're going down the breeding program, we need to make sure it's efficient.

>[]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
>[]Research improved computational constructs

>[]Research math magic
>[]Remove the haunting
Plying the spirits seems like a way to have possessions happen.

>>5573190
>Now, after that interesting turn of events, choose three(3) things for your HitlerJugend to do while they’re on the moon:

>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
>[]Make factories
>[]Create a public nursery

>Choose two(2) things for your scientists to research:
>[]Research form fitting space suits
>[]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)

>Choose two(2) things your occultists should do:

>[]Research math magic
>[]Remove the haunting

>>5573190
>[]Make factories
>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
>[]Create a public nursery
I like the other Anon's thought process, but let's switch science for factories to take advantage of what we already have made. Then this can make things in the background.

>[]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
>[]Research improved computational constructs
What is transformation serum again?

>[]Remove the haunting
>[]Research math magic

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>>5573186
It was Blitzmensch, google taught me Blitzmann was apparently the old German name The Flash got in early translations.
At least I think so.
Has a cool dog too, sadly not a shepherd but still based.
>>5573189
>First of these are numerology and its effects on magic and reality, of which you can say with confidence that it does so.
Guess the jews were right about their talmudic number magic.
>“What do you mean the base is haunted?”
>moon's haunted
>“Yes, we now know what not to do next time we try it!”
KEK
>So far to say, the British are not happy and the Soviets and Americans don’t really care.
Kinda based.
>[X]Educate them(science)
Best to get them into the scientific mindset before they start listenting to ghosts.
>[X]Educate them(Sex-ed)
This sounds rather urgent.
>[X]Create a public nursery
This too but I really wish we could set up some factories.
>[X]Research Transformative serum
>[]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
BLITZMENSCH
>[X]Research gods
>[X]Research math magic
I'd really like some divine protection up in this bitch.

>>5573190
>[]Make factories
>[]Create a public nursery
>[]Educate them(science)

>[]Research form fitting space suits
>[]Research usable vacuum-less guns

>[]Research divine/symbolic rituals
>[]Remove the haunting

>>5573198
You could never upset me, i love discussing politics and political ideologies! It is one of my great passions and something i took as a major focus in college.

>>5573190
>[X]Educate them(science)
>[X]Create a public nursery
>[X]Construct more buildings
Lebensraum and the folks to fill it.

>[X]Research form fitting space suits
>[X]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
Draw life-force from the aether itself!

>[X]Ply the spirits for secrets and powers
>[X]Research math magic

>>5573198
While I'm glad it's not annoying QM, are you even here to play? Or are you just here to debate about Nazism?

>>5573164
>>5573171
How can one man be this based on website inflicted with shit-flinging apes? Good on you for not being an insecure fag, keep it up

>>5573190
>[]Make factories
>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
>[]Create a public nursery

>[]Research form fitting space suits
>[]Research usable vacuum-less guns

>[X]Ply the spirits for secrets and powers
>[X]Research math magic

>>5573190
>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
>[]Create a public nursery
>[]Educate them(science)

>[]Research form fitting space suits
>[]Research usable vacuum-less guns

>[]Remove the haunting
>[]Research math magic

>>5573190
>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
>[]Make factories
>[]Create a public nursery

>[]Research form fitting space suits
>[]Research improved computational constructs

>[]Remove the haunting
>[]Research gods

>>5573190
>[]Educate them(science)
>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
>[]Make factories

>[]Research form fitting space suits
>[]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)

>[]Take drugs and meditate
>[]Remove the haunting

>>5573198
So, you're playing now ?

>>5573190
>[]Construct more buildings
>[]Create a public nursery
>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)

>[]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
>[]Research improved computational constructs

>[]Research math magic
>[]Remove the haunting
>I knew magic would be the end of us.


>With over half a million American troops landing on the main islands
This is important information. It's almost 1946, and the allies have not yet split the atom.

>>5573190
>[]Make factories
>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
>[]Create a public nursery

>[X]Research form fitting space suits
>[X]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)

>[]Perform an orgy
>[]Remove the haunting

>>5573549
>This is important information. It's almost 1946, and the allies have not yet split the atom.
indeed. I wonder how long will it'll take them and if MacArthur will achieve his dream in the korean war.

>>5573190
>[x]Drill them further
>[x]Educate them(Sex-ed)
>[x]Create a public nursery

>[x]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
>[x]Research improved computational constructs

>[x]Research math magic
>[x]Remove the haunting

>>5573190
>[]Setup more helium mines
Let's kickstart our industry...
>[]Create a public nursery
>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
And care for the future generations

>[]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
The Jews fear the gamma ray eater
>[]Research improved computational constructs
Time to one up the brits even before they castrate Turing

>[]Research math magic
Will help with everything else, especially if we get into sacred geometry
>[]Remove the haunting
The only spirits we shall tolerate will be the ones of our soldiers who shall serve even from beyond the grave.

>>5573190
>Drill them further
>Educate them(Sex-ed)
>Create a public nursery

>Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
>Research improved computational constructs

>Remove the haunting
>Research gods

>>5573190
>Some stupid muppet thought it would be a good idea to carve runes into the floor, walls and roof of a single room, sacrifice half of their bodily fluid and left eye over a period of 7 days while also hanging themself… Also they carved the runes INTO their own flesh before doing all of this.
See, and this is why I prefer science to magic

>[X]Educate them(Sex-ed)
Stuck on the moon as the warden of 1500 horny teenagers, sounds like a title of a stupid ecchi manga
>[X]Create a public nursery
Fucking hell, I told you to build the habitation first and THEN start populating it
>[X]Drill them further
Now that QM told me that those aren't actually military proper, I am very fucking worried for our potential combat effectiveness

[X]Research form fitting space suits
[X]Research improved computational constructs
operation "moon is a harsh mistress" is a go

[X]Write-in: Figure out how to restart the portal.
I wanna go back to earth to mess with world events
[X]Remove the haunting
I don't like magic

>>5573190
>[]Educate them(science)
>[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
>[]Create a public nursery
More education and basic useful structure
>[]Research form fitting space suits
>[]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
Need to be well protected for normal life on the moon
>[]Research math magic
>[]Remove the haunting
No bad spirits.
Uh anons are increasing.

Alright, vote will end in 2 hours

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>>5574002
Lol

Closing vote and it seems these options won:

[]Educate them(Sex-ed)
[]Create a public nursery
[]Make factories

[]Research radiation resistance gene (Absorption and metabolism)
[]Research form fitting space suits

[]Research math magic
[]Remove the haunting


Now then bois, give me some 3d100 with a best of three (Bo3) and crits being 1 and 100 (with a 1 in science being so dumb it is genius and a 100 so genius it is stupidly easy).

Now let ‘em roll and as always, may the dice ever be in your favor!

Rolled 55, 98, 32 = 185 (3d100)

>>5574096

Rolled 29, 33, 28 = 90 (3d100)

>>5574096

Rolled 80, 69, 1 = 150 (3d100)

>>5574096

Rolled 68, 14, 81 = 163 (3d100)

>>5574096

>>5574120
Ooooooooooohhhh shit

>>5574123
>>5574120
These ghosts really don't want to leave

Rolled 16, 71 = 87 (2d100)

'kay bois, here are the rolls:

>>5574101
a great 98 for HitlerJugend

>>5574117
a middling 33 for science

>>5574120
.... a 1, for the occultists.
this is.. definitely something.

now then, here are the rolls for the world/moon

first is the world

second is the moon

Right, since we have rolled a 1 for the occultists, i need some of you guys to roll a 1d100 to see how severe the situation is, with it being a worst of three (Wo3).

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Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>5574123
A 69 (bow chicka wow wow!) AND a 1 (So genius it's dumb). Based Roll.

Definitely should have a girl who was half trained with more energy than sense trying something that is BRILLIANT, but also WHY

>>5574130
Also rolling for this.

Rolled 24, 45, 93 = 162 (3d100)

>>5574130

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>5574127
>Rolled 16, 71 = 87 (2d100)
>first is the world
>second is the moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69z_IN64EG4
>>5574130
>Right, since we have rolled a 1 for the occultists, i need some of you guys to roll a 1d100 to see how severe the situation is, with it being a worst of three (Wo3).

>>5574135
Oh shit my ID finally changed.
I'm >>5573217

>>5574134
i like the enthusiam, but i need a 1d100

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Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>5574139
Apologies mein fuhrer

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Right then, with a 23 from >>5574135 being the worst roll, i will roll so see what the situation is:

[]In space, no one can hear you scream

[]In the great city we slumber

[]From the dark they came, to the dark we shall disappear

[]My Oberstführer, we may have miscalculated a bit

[]1 - 1 = 1

[]Jeeeeewwwwssss!!

>>5574146
>1 - 1 = 1
The numbers, what do they mean?!