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>>5690989

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>>5690989
>>Wear the crown.
We are King Comfy after all

>>5690989
>Wear the crown.

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“Can I wear it?” You really want a chance to wear an actual crown and not one created by your feverish imagination while sitting on the coach. You have an idea of what this could be, but that doesn’t mean it’s anything special.

“Sure!” Amelia lifts the crown for you! You bow to receive the honor.

“Be careful with it!” Ursula doesn’t want anything bad to happen to her super fork.

“We’re gonna take turns, right?” Nariko wants to be a queen!

“It’s a rusty old crown, why do you wanna wear it, Edamura?” Tonu finds your OG hobo adorably stupid.

“It’s none of your business.” Nariko doesn’t want to give anyone an explanation. It’s her secret to keep.

“Here you go, Johnny.” Amelia is ready!

Amelia puts the beautiful crown that you totally deserve on your head. You feel a similar tingling sensation to the one you had when you powered Holly Gram at the Chi-Athua temple. Is this crown taking energy from you? The answer becomes clear as you start feeling the effects. The world around tints a faint bit blue-ish, and you notice light beams coming down directly to different spots in the city! Some are moving, but most are stationary, you count 8 in total. You see one directly falling on Amelia, and another directly in your pocket.

…

These must be the positions of the Crystal pieces, right? Like, there’s no other way to see it…

Is this cheating? Is this too good to be true? You feel like there must be a catch! There’s a catch most likely…

“Feels good to be a king, huh?” Ursula makes fun of you for acting weird.

What do you do?

>“Yeah, this is mine now.” Be unapologetic about it. It’s your crown. What are they gonna do? Fight you?
>“Huh… It’s neat, I guess. Nothing special. Here, Nariko, it’s your turn.” Pretend it’s meh, but try to make the crown pass along between the people you trust.
>“Guys, this crown has superpowers.” Reveal in the most monotonous way possible.
>“Team, you’ll have to trust me on this one, but none of the loony principals can get their hands on this.” Treat this seriously.
>“I think we should put it back…” You think this is too gamebreaking to be out there.
>Write In.

>>5691056
>>“Huh… It’s neat, I guess. Nothing special. Here, Nariko, it’s your turn.” Pretend it’s meh, but try to make the crown pass along between the people you trust.
I think Ursula and Door dude would follow Ame but I don't want Tonu knowing about it since he has a flame. If we let them know we can out vote him and just take it

>>5691056
>“Huh… It’s neat, I guess. Nothing special. Here, Nariko, it’s your turn.” Pretend it’s meh, but try to make the crown pass along between the people you trust.
We got the cheat codes now

>>5691056
>“Yeah, this is mine now.” Be unapologetic about it. It’s your crown. What are they gonna do? Fight you?

>>5691056
>“Huh… It’s neat, I guess. Nothing special. Here, Nariko, it’s your turn.” Pretend it’s meh, but try to make the crown pass along between the people you trust.

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“Huh… It’s neat, I guess. Nothing special.” You take the crown off and your vision returns to normal. How freaky! “Here, Nariko. It’s your turn.”

“I’m ready to fulfill my duties as monarch.” Nariko bows down.

“That ain’t happening.” Ursula feels like the Book Club should be the ones receiving this honor first.

You place the crown on Nariko’s head, and perceive her going through the same process as you did, and even notice her eyes turning a shade of light blue. She’s in awe as she lays her eyes on you due to the beam she must be seeing. You nod at her trying to signal that she should be discreet.

“Can I keep it?” Greedy Queen Nariko wants the crown for herself and no one else.

“Hmmm…. No!” Amelia wants her turn.

“You must follow Mama Bear’s will! Ya hear me?!” Ursula gets aggressive.

“Why are you still pretending to care about her?” Tonu is so confused. He didn’t even listen to her side of the story and he’s already assuming she’s the worst. You don’t know if you should give him credit or not for this. Is his intuition good? Or is he an asshole who thinks the worst of people? And if it’s the latter, how do you explain his backstory? Good thing you’re not into character analysis, less so on real people…

“You’re not one to tell me that!” Ursula doesn’t like Tonu, and that’s never going to change.

“Here’s your crown, Ame.” Nariko places it on the dummy pedestal.

“WOAH!” Amelia acts like what she’s watching is incredible! Her eyes begin turning blue, but… “It really itches!” Amelia scratches her head and immediately takes off the crown. She didn’t notice shit. Both you and Nariko are disappointed in her. “Anyone else want to try it?”

“I’d love to!” Door guy wants a taste. Amelia puts it on him, but the crown doesn’t trigger its ability on him. He’s the only one who takes a selfie with it. Door guy gives it back to Amelia. “You were right, Amelia. It’s really itchy.”

“I know, right?” Amelia nods rapidly. “Who’s next?”

“Meh-eh, I’ll pass, I’ve broken my fair share of relics…” Tonu doesn’t care.

“I’d love to be a part of whatever this peculiar ritual you’re doing is.” Principal Gainsbourg cuts in.

“Go away, lady.” You shush her! She gives all of you more space, looking dejected.

“What about you, Ursula?” Amelia wants to offer the crown to her least loyal subject.

“Mama Bear, I’m not worthy… This is your crown. You earned it. But I…” Ursula feels an extreme amount of guilt over all she did to Amelia. “I just took advantage of you, Mama Bear. And the truth is—”

“O.K.! What should we do with it?” Amelia moves on before Ursula can get all sentimental. The Right-Paw girl is in shock! She wanted to be honest with Ame, but your little sister couldn’t give less of rawr! Big mistake dropping your backstory when the one who needed to hear it the most wasn’t there…

>>5691108
Maybe you should do something…

What do you do?

>“Amelia, could you listen to what Ursula wants to say?” Be a mediator. Why? Who knows?
>“Ursula, don’t take this wrong, but you’re acting like one of them, Chill…” Get close to Ursula and point at the Principals who should be down the hill. She’s taking this way too seriously when it’s a dumb thing.
>Take the Crown with you. This is game changing!
>Bury the Crown. You’re anti-cheats!
>Write In.

>>5691110
>>“Amelia, could you listen to what Ursula wants to say?” Be a mediator. Why? Who knows?
>Take the Crown with you. This is game changing!

>>5691108
>“Amelia, could you listen to what Ursula wants to say?” Be a mediator. Why? Who knows?
>Take the Crown with you. This is game changing!

>>5691110
>>5691113
In fact
>Secure EVERYTHING in that chest. The instructions, the list of names, the foreign language paper (ancient, be careful with it!), EVERYTHING. This shit is too valuable to leave a single bit of it here to these... these... school faculty...
Johnny's desire to loot combined with his hatred of school. Perfectly in-character

>>5691114
I back this idea too. They could prove useful later

>>5691114
>>5691113
I’m backing it up.

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“Amelia, could you listen to what Ursula wants to say?” You decide to be a mediator. Why? Sometimes you do what you think is the right thing to do. And other times, you do stuff that look like that but you aren’t 100% in but you chance it anyway, because what if?

“Hmm, but it has nothing to do with the treasure, can we leave that for later?” Amelia has a point.

“C’mon, that’s a little mean, don’t take her for granted.” You try to convince her in the gentlest way that you can without losing your big brother energy.

“Fine…” Amelia wanted to move on. You can’t blame her at all. “But we won’t delay our book club sessions anymore!” She wants to read her book like the nerd she is…

“Go ahead, Ursula.” You think you’ve done enough to earn your sister’s attention.

“Mama Bear, Amelia… I’ve been hiding this from you for a long time. The truth is…”

Once again, Ursula reveals her side of the story without any changes from what you all originally heard before. While they were at it, you packed everything inside the treasure chest with the hopes of keeping it all since you don’t care about this re-run.

“…And that’s the whole truth. I’m so sorry, we were so near the end that I had to.” Ursula reiterates that this plan only came about with this challenge, as she never issued any other before. Tonu corroborated that his gang was challenged by the Book Club.

“Apology accepted!” Amelia nods like the dummy she is.

“M-Mama Bear…!” Ursula is alive again!

“Don’t call me that. We’re done.” Amelia shakes her head. That took a sudden turn.

“Done?” Ursula is confused.

“Yes, done. I don’t resent you, but I don’t want to be around you anymore.” Amelia shakes her head.

“Oh, wow, sheesh, shoosh! Brutal!” Tonu didn’t think Ame would do that! Neither did everyone else. “I’d say I told you so, but more power to you!”

“Amelia…” Nariko has never seen Amelia be this strong with her boundaries.

“Are you kicking me out of the Bear Claw…?” Ursula is upset and confused.

“If you want to stay in the Book Club, I’ll leave.” Amelia doesn’t mind giving her space up.

“No, please, as far as I’m concerned, you’re the leader and founder of the Book Club, Amelia.” Door Opener guy is in your sister’s corner. “It’s Ursula who should leave.”

“Don’t ostracize Ursula! This is between us two.” Amelia shakes her head.

“I’d never! But, in my opinion, this is the only sensible way to go about this.” Door opener guy refutes.

>>5691151


What do you do?

>“Amelia, I can’t tell you who you befriend or not, but maybe you could come up with a way she can redeem herself?” You think that’d be fun! Like how Neko apologized to you by… uhm… Maybe you’re too forgiving of people…
>“Amelia, just tell her that her apology sucked.” You think this is the reason she came out harshly.
>“Sorry, Ursula. That’s tough buddy. But there are plenty of fish in the sea.” Try to be nice to the friendless girl.
>Welp, that’s that. Better get out of here and reunite with the others so you can study like one big happy family! One big happy family that doesn’t include Ursula!
>Write In.

>>5691153
>>“Amelia, I can’t tell you who you befriend or not, but maybe you could come up with a way she can redeem herself?” You think that’d be fun! Like how Neko apologized to you by… uhm… Maybe you’re too forgiving of people…

>>5691153
>“Amelia, I can’t tell you who you befriend or not, but maybe you could come up with a way she can redeem herself?” You think that’d be fun! Like how Neko apologized to you by… uhm… Maybe you’re too forgiving of people…
Give Amelia the freedom to walk her own path and make her own choices

>>5691153
>>“Amelia, I can’t tell you who you befriend or not, but maybe you could come up with a way she can redeem herself?” You think that’d be fun! Like how Neko apologized to you by… uhm… Maybe you’re too forgiving of people…

Amelia should learn how to socialize with people, and we have to do it since her failure of a cuck father didn’t taught her. Otherwise she’ll end up like Susie

>>5691157
Yet another glasses girl tearing people up, except instead of a cat she's a ELECTRIFIED BEAR. Yeah, let's avoid that shall we?

>>5691163
Don’t forget also living as a filthy hobo hoarder and being shit at having friends.

>>5691171
But Amelia only has Nariko and Yu Yan with her because they wanted to move out of Johnny's place. That makes them no longer hoboes.

>>5691177
Once a hobo, always a hobo. It's a rule of nature

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“Hmm, I don’t know…” Amelia is thinking about it too hard.

“You got to wear the crown, hope you’re happy!” Tonu tries to cheer Ursula up in the worst way imaginable.

“Uugh…” Ursula doesn’t see the point in shouting back. She feels defeated.

As a mediator, you can’t intervene once and call it a day! You’ll do more.

“Amelia, I can’t tell you who to befriend or not, but maybe you can come up with a way she can redeem herself?” It’s tough for you to advocate for someone who is plainly wrong in the situation. This must be how those lawyers feel…

“Not to punish, but to reform her!” Door Opener guy agrees with the spirit of your idea.

“Hmmm… Reform…” Amelia is thinking about it deeply.

“Is she even up for it?” Nariko notices the passionless former spokesperson isn’t in high spirits for anything but to wallow in her own self-pity.

“I am.” Ursula won’t let the chance slip. She’s still joyless.

“What a burst of jolliness.” Tonu continues being sarcastic.

“Don’t belittle those who are putting in effort.” Nariko cuts Tonu’s mockery off.

“I can get a little skeptical with delinquents. I know them too well.” Tonu excuses himself.

“Y-You know nothing about someone unless you fought alongside them.” Ursula is gaining some confidence. “Ma— Amelia, I’ll do what I have to do. Just tell me what!”

“Uhm, O.K.!” Amelia is ready now. “Ursula! This stops now! No fights! No delinquency! No more lies! No treasure! I want you to leave all of this behind forever!”

“Huh, I didn’t see that one coming.” Tonu has some sort of admiration for Amelia’s decision.

Door Opener guy smiles! He’s happy Amelia understood what you two were trying to say.

“But why? There’s no reason to fight anymore…” Ursula is perplexed by Amelia’s punishment.

“Ursula, you’re a dummy, dummies always find a way to get into fights.” Amelia doesn’t share Ursula’s point of view. “And if you continue on this path… you’ll turn into a douche just like them!” Amelia points at the Academy’s principal, who, in turn, doesn’t react. “I can tolerate dummies, but not douches! I don’t want to be friends with them!”

“Nobody wants to be like them either.” Nariko agrees. You all do.

“I…” Ursula takes a good look at Ms. Gainsbourg, then at the treasure chest you are holding. “Sounds good to me, Amelia. I don’t want this for me.”

But before anyone can cheer for this decision, the smeared Academy Principal has had enough!

“Enough nonsense has passed in my presence. I cannot stand still for a second longer.” Ms. Gainsbourg is ready to intervene. “Young man holding the treasure chest. Let’s forge a deal. Hand over the valuables and I’ll grant you a scholarship for this school. And, if that’s not acceptable, I’ll get you to any university of your liking. How does that sound?”

>>5691212


….She wants you to attend Piss Town?

What do you do?

>Walk past her and reunite with everyone to start that study session all together like a family! A family that sometimes includes Ursula!
>“Lady, get a hobby, or laid, or whatever. Leave us alone.” Be full of contempt.
>“I don’t think anyone wants to be part of this dumpster.” Shake your head in disappointment.
>“You want this? Go and find it!” Pretend to throw the chest but make it invisible instead!
>Write In.

>>5691214
>“Lady, get a hobby, or laid, or whatever. Leave us alone.” Be full of contempt.

>>5691214
>“Lady, get a hobby, or laid, or whatever. Leave us alone.” Be full of contempt.
>"There's bound to be at least one guy out there into that AND into women your age. You should be out there trying to find that someone, and not right here lecturing at me and pretending like you have any real power."
>"I couldn't care less about you, your piss-yellow academy, this stupid delinquent war, or ANY school. I hope I never come here again, and I hope I never see you again. Goodbye." In the most 'done with this shit' voice you can pull.
No mercy. Just blow her out, secure the chest, and fuck off the premises

>>5691214
>>“Lady, get a hobby, or laid, or whatever. Leave us alone.” Be full of contempt.

>>5691214
>“Lady, get a hobby, or laid, or whatever. Leave us alone.” Be full of contempt.
>"Is it really a behavior of the principal of the elite school in this country? Petty infighting, stupid pointless intrigue, instigating generations of violence, chasing someone's else old dead dreams, crushing hopes and dreams for sake of stepping stone, all for sake of stupid treasure that you will never gonna use it anyway because your own allies might want to backstab you and take it?! FUCK. THAT."
>“You want this? Go and find it!” Pretend to throw the chest but make it invisible instead!

>>5691214
>“You want this? Go and find it!” Pretend to throw the chest but make it invisible instead!
I get wanting to have contempt, but trolling her sounds like much more fun.

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“Lady, get a hobby, or laid, or whatever. Leave us alone.” You are full of contempt for her and everything she stands for. Nariko loves when you’re mean to this woman.

“I’ll take that as your refusal to cooperate. Shame.” The unperturbed Principal Gainsbourg remains stoic even if a bit annoyed.

“Lady, I’m telling you, loud and clear, to get a life and leave us be. Is that difficult?” You raise an eyebrow.

“Petulant child, you’re not the one who makes decisions in this establishment, I am. I won’t do as you say. And at this moment, you’re stealing Academy property. You must hand it back at once, or I’ll be forced to take measures.” Principal Gainsbourg doesn’t care about anything you say, just the treasure in your hands.

“Listen, there’s bound to be at least one guy out there into that AND into women your age. You should be out there trying to find that someone, and not right here lecturing at me and pretending like you have any real power.” You’d cross your arms if you didn’t have the treasure.

“All I’m interested is in the treasure chest in your hands, brat. Not this unproductive and demeaning advice. Now… Hand. It. Over.” Ms. Gainsbourg is trying really hard not to look hurt.

"You’re calling me a brat?! Is this really the behavior of the principal of the elite school in this country? Petty infighting, stupid pointless intrigue, lame insults, instigating generations of violence, chasing someone else's old dead dreams, crushing hopes and dreams for the sake of a stepping stone? All for the sake of this stupid treasure that you were never going to use anyway, because your own allies might want to backstab you and take it?! FUCK. THAT." You get angry back. Everyone is entertained watching you both duke it out like it’s a lowbrow drama that you just can’t look away from.

“Enough of your complaints. Keep your lowbrow opinions to yourself. If you were educated enough to understand the severity of the situation, you would be holding your tongue. Now you need to give me what I want, or you’ll suffer tremendous consequences for the rest of your putrid and asinine life.” Gainsbourg has had it with you.

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>>5691278

“No. I couldn’t care less about you, your piss-yellow academy, this stupid delinquent war, or any school.” You’re getting annoyed. “I hope I never come here again, and I hope I never see you again. Goodbye.”

“You don’t get to end this conversation without my permission! Come back here!” Pointy ears’ hatred for you is visible. You walk past her. “You must come back here! I said come back here! Listen to me, you scummy little shit.”

Woah… She loathes you. Like, absolutely detest you with every fiber of her being. You haven’t seen this amount of pure unadulterated hatred towards you before.

“I’m Leida Jaanika Virge Annelijn Mareike Harmony Gainsbourg Westenbrink, the 3rd principal of the Golden Peak Academy, the greatest academic institution this country has ever seen, handpicked by Nigel Koroma the First himself. And I WILL NOT tolerate another modicum of slight to my person ever again from you, you impecunious pitiful worthless son of a whore. NOW HAND IT OVER.”

What do you do?

>Clear your throat. “No.”
>Boop her Nose.
>“Sheesh, you really need to get laid.” Roll your eyes.
>Keep walking, drag her if you have to.
>“Did someone record that?” Ask around. Maybe you can blackmail her to leave you alone.
>Write In.

(Last Reply of the Day, we continue tomorrow!)

>>5691279
>>Boop her Nose.

>>5691279
>Write in
>“You want this? Go and find it!” Pretend to throw the chest but make it invisible instead!
kek

>>5691313
Backing up
If we gonna continue shouting match, at least we gonna make it interesting for spectators and annoying for her, after all

>>5691313
>>5691367
Don't we have to keep holding the chest to maintain the effect? She'll notice

>>5691424
And pretending to throw might jostle the crown or break it. Let's not endanger the priceless superancient god relic.

>>5691279
>Shake your head at her and make your disgust of SCHOOL known with your gaze. "One day, somebody's going to bury you where that treasure was. And it won't be me." Walk out with the treasure.
I hope she doesn't have a weapon and hold an ally hostage, or something. I don't want to go invisible and out Johnny's trump card here either, dramatic as the moment may be.

>>5691279
>>Clear your throat. “No.”
And have Philoune make us glow malevolently, to sink in the Point.

>>5691426
I highly doubt jostling the god's crown will actually break it to be fair

>>5691279
>>Write in
>>“You want this? Go and find it!” Pretend to throw the chest but make it invisible instead!

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“You want this? Huh?” You escape this psycho woman’s grip then step away from her. “Go and find it!”

You pretend to throw the Treasure Chest away by spinning around a bit like a professional athlete would before letting go. But in truth, at the final twirl – when your body obscured the chest for the most part from this bitch’s point of view – you turned it invisible with Philonune’s powers! Most of the people here bought it as far as you can tell like all the silly dogs you’ve seen! But skepticism remains on the main subject…

“It never left your hands!!!” Gainsbourg glares back at you after being deceived by your feint for a moment. “What kind of trick did you pull?! EXPLAIN YOURSELF.”

“Trick? I threw it away!” You show that there’s nothing in your hands! “How stupid can you be, lady?” You start doing your family dance to mock her! Chest on both hands!

“NO! You’re NOT going to deceive ME.” This bitch wants to slit your throat.

“Let’s ask the others! Is the Treasure in my hands?” You continue your smooth moves as you ask.

“Please, don’t drag us into this…” Tonu fears for his education.

“Nah, I see nothing.” Ursula is the first one to go along with you.

“Me neither!” Amelia shakes her head rapidly.

“Your hands are empty.” Door guy agrees with the rest of the Book Club.

“Ms. Gainsbourg, you’re becoming senile. How delightful! Hahahaha!” Nariko laughs to her heart’s content. “Tell us! Please! Where is the treasure?”

“You ROTTEN CHILDREN, tell me WHERE HE HID IT. It cannot disappear from thin air.” Gainsbourg will pop a vein any second now as she encircles you to find any hint of the treasure chest. “LIES! ALL LIES. IT’S MINE! I’M THE RIGHTFUL OWNER! I HAVE SACRIFICED SO MUCH! SO MUCH FOR THIS! Give it to me! GIVE IT TO ME!” She stomps the ground with her hurt ankle. Then she stops… “You deprived miscreants are NOT going to get away with this.” She sorts her appearance as she pretends she’s regaining her composure. In reality, she’s twitching from the anger alone. With her phone in her hands, she makes a call… “Bring them. BRING THEM HERE.”

“W-Who are you calling, principal Gainsbourg…?” Tonu meekly asks.

“Call WHO? I don’t have a PHONE IN MY HANDS.” Gainsbourg has lost it…

And the only one enjoying this show is Nariko.

>>5691828


What do you do?

>That’s your cue to run away! Leave this establishment! Don’t forget the fucking Keyboard!
>Knock her out with the Spice technique that doesn’t inflict any brain damage. A little late to care for her mental health though…
>“Yes, you have a phone. You’re really stupid, lady.” Pour more salt on the wound.
>“Please, lady, the real treasure is the friends we made along the way!” Smile at her for no reason.
>Call Yu Yan. Tell her to prepare an Escape Plan, pronto!
>Face security! Or whoever she’s calling!
>Write In.

>>5691830
>>That’s your cue to run away! Leave this establishment! Don’t forget the fucking Keyboard!
>Call Yu Yan. Tell her to prepare an Escape Plan, pronto!
Call her while we're running

>>5691828
>That’s your cue to run away! Leave this establishment! Don’t forget the fucking Keyboard!

>>5691828
>"Fine. I hid it... up your ass, along with the veritable forest of tree trunks you've somehow managed to insert there as well."
>That’s your cue to run away! Leave this establishment! Don’t forget the fucking Keyboard!

>>5691830
Backing >>5691839 plus
>Call Yu Yan. Tell her to prepare an Escape Plan, pronto!

>>5691830
>>5691839
Supporting.

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“What are you looking at?! THERE’S NOTHING HERE, RIGHT? NOTHING!!!” Gainsbourg has no marbles left!

“Fine, I hid it…” You admit… “Up your ass! With the veritable forest of tree trunks you have up in there as well!” …Yeah, admit nothing!

“You little thief… you little rodent thief… You little rotten rodent thief… you pitiful little rotten rodent THIEF. The treasure DOES NOT belong to you. It belongs to ME. To heroes like ME.” “I was supposed to cherish this moment with like-minded heroes, who went through the trials and tribulations of the battlefield. You stole the honor from them. You stole their reward. YOU ROB ME FROM EVERYTHING I’VE BEEN YEARNING FOR, AND KEEP DEMEANING ME WITH YOUR PUTRID INSULTS. I’VE HAD IT! I’VE HAD IT!!!!”

“Okay, she lost her last marble!” You look at your random ass crew. “Time to get the heck out of here! RUN!”

“O.K.!” Amelia begins escaping! “Ursula, now! Escape Plan A!”

“Here we go!” Ursula picks up Amelia and they both start running. Or, she starts running, and Amelia hangs on her like a sloth. Your sister is a lazy little lady. “We gotta get to the carriage!”

“Yes, ma’am!” Door guy is following them!

“…I live here.” Tonu doesn’t want to start running.

“We need the fucking keyboard!” You remind him. The Flying Referee starts pecking Tonu’s forehead.

“I-I get it, I get it!” Tonu starts running. “Follow me…!”

“Let’s go, Nariko! We gotta leave!” You trail behind him!

“B-But I want my climatic moment with Gainsbourg. She’s (partially) responsible for my tragic backstory!” Nariko wants her drama!

“HOHOHO!!! How I wish I was the one solely responsible for your downfall… But I’m not. I was merely following orders from the ones above. The Saionji are full of contempt for you. On the other hand, I barely spent a passing thought on you, Edamura. You’re nothing.” Gainsbourg wants to deeply hurt anyone she can out of pettiness. She’s so hyper focused on the task, she managed her rage to deliver this message as coldly as she could.

“Yes, I was, but now I’ll forever be a reminder of your broken dreams, Gainsbourg. Enjoy your misery.” Nariko had the last laugh as she wanted.

“Let’s start running before she becomes aware of more tree trunks in there!” You start running away with Nariko by your side.

“I HAVE NO OBJECTS OF ANY KIND UP MY ASS!!!!!!” Gainsbourg shouts from the top of the foothill…

As you continue your escape, you make an emergency call to Yu Yan and ask her to prepare an escape plan, quick! She imagined that would be the case when she heard someone screaming about their butt from all four directions. She says she’ll be waiting at the main gate!

>>5691902


Tonu explains that Gainsbourg called the other members of the Golden Sword and the Healthy Mind and Body Advocates to gain time for the police to arrive. He suggests you two run to the exit, while he gets the keyboard on his own.

But can you trust him?

What do you do?

>Follow this idiot. Not because you can’t trust him (the Flying Referee is here after all), but because he might need the help.
>Tell Nariko to go to the gate. You’ll follow Tonu to the Men’s dorm.
>Agree with Tonu’s plan and go to the Main Gate with Nariko.
>Write In.

>>5691905
>>Follow this idiot. Not because you can’t trust him (the Flying Referee is here after all), but because he might need the help.
This has just become an impromptu heist

>>5691905
>Follow this idiot. Not because you can’t trust him (the Flying Referee is here after all), but because he might need the help.

>>5691902
>Follow this idiot. Not because you can’t trust him (the Flying Referee is here after all), but because he might need the help.
Johnny excels at heists

>>5691905
>Follow this idiot. Not because you can’t trust him (the Flying Referee is here after all), but because he might need the help.

>>5691905
>Follow this idiot. Not because you can’t trust him (the Flying Referee is here after all), but because he might need the help.
If it's any consolation to Gainsbourg, she's got one of the best beyond angry faces in this quest. Probably somewhere in the top five, just behind Ophelia after getting tickled awake.

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You reject the idea! Tonu doesn’t know you’re a master at heists, and you’ll show him why. Besides, he needs all the help he can get, who knows what will be in the way?

“Pyohoho! Suit yourself!” Tonu likes the company. “Finally teaming up, eh, Edamura?”

“I suppose…” Nariko is more enthralled about teaming up with you! She probably has a chip on her shoulder from Judgment Day when you faced Seioubo on your own. She wants to prove she’s a worthy companion!

You don’t think your OG Hobo has anything to prove, but having her around is sweet! In fact, you’ll show her that her help is very welcomed!

On your way to the men’s dorm, you three find your first obstacle: The members of the Golden Sword!

“Woah! Guys! What are you doing here?” Tonu tries to maintain his good humor, but he’s a little bothered by them standing against him.

“We’re deeply sorry, Master Tonu. But the principal’s word is final.” The grunts lament. “Or should we say… Former Master Tonu…”

“Hi-wow! I lost my title already?!” Tonu didn’t expect the principal to work this fast. “And you guys didn’t protest? My heart! My soul! All breaky-broken!”

“How efficient.” Nariko crosses her arms. “Too efficient I might say…”

“Yes, Principal Gainsbourg took former Master Tonu’s defeat against the blues for granted and already replaced him.” The Grunt exclaims as they step to the side to make way to their new boss. “Behold! Our new leader!”

“A true hero arises when the stakes can’t be any higher! When darkness is at its peak, it’s up to the truly noble to cast their light. And who better to show such heroism than an accomplished gentleman?” A loser with spiky hair walks up to you all. He looks banged up…

“Mr. Duss...?” Tonu feels betrayed. “Why you…?”

“Please, do not take it personally! You were warming up the seat for a true main character.” Spiky hair has a good chuckle.

“Who’s this guy?” You feel like you won’t like this guy at all. Do you even have time to deal with him?

“Another nuisance.” Nariko puts it in simple terms.

“His name is Vender Duss, he is the former right-hand man of Aleister Price.” Tonu explains.

“Only naughty girls call a well-intentioned gentleman a nuisance, Madam Edamura. You’ve seem to have fallen down a peg or two from what I recall you being!” Vender claps. “Now, you three, consider yourselves captured. I’ll discuss a nicer sentence for you three with my superiors if you give up now.”

You only stopped running because Tonu needed to confront these guys, but you could’ve ignored them.

>>5691975

What do you do?

>“Look, all we want is a keyboard, and then we’ll leave. That’s it.” Try diplomacy.
>“I’ll distract them. You two go for the keyboard.” Confront the Golden Sword on your own.
>“Guys, retreat!” Hide, then turn all three invisible to go past these losers.
>Punch Vender in the face and move on.
>Write In.

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>>5691978
>>Punch Vender in the face and move on.

>>5691978
>“I’ll distract them. You two go for the keyboard.” Confront the Golden Sword on your own.
I have the feeling some annoying bullshit powers are about to emerge from these idiots.

>>5691978
>>Punch Vender in the face and move on.

>>5691978
>Punch Vender in the face and move on.
Doesn't he sound familiar...? That annoying, self-inflated voice... You're sure you've heard it before! He was one of the people that talked with Johnny over the phone about his van before.

>>5691978
>Punch Vender in the face and move on.
We have no time for mini-boss, gotta get that keyboard before cops arrives.

>>5691978
>Punch Vender in the face and move on.
>Or better yet, one of those slide kicks you see in vidya games that launch people into the air.

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Vender… That name sounds familiar to you… His pompous voice… You got it! He’s the same jackass who lent out your van without your permission! This asshole must pay for what he did to YOUR VAN! You’re righteously angry, the most socially acceptable kind of angry! And since you can’t waste any time, the perfect plan comes to your mind!

“You’re out of your depth, outnumbered, and outwitted. Do you yield? My offer won’t stand fore—”

You punch the crap out of Vender’s face! One blow was all it took to knock him out! He was too overconfident to even think you’d do something.

“That takes care of it.” A little part of Nariko is disappointed. She thought Vender would produce more of a challenge.

“M-Master Vender…!” The grunts are in shock! They’ve never seen this guy get absolutely annihilated before! Which seems questionable to you, this kid has mid-boss energy...

“Guys, the Sword is done. Let this be the final nail on the coffin.” Tonu takes the pin from his sweater and drops it on Vender. “I’ll personally stop anyone who tries to bring it back. So, like, scram and never look back for your own sakes. It was fun, I guess.”

Those few words were enough to make the most pathetic delinquent gang you have ever seen disperse. Imagine being a more pitiful gang than the one your little sister leads… One you thought she left! Guess Aurora and Amelia couldn’t figure out a proper way to do it, or Ursula did more than just pretend to be in trouble to involve Mama Bear in her activities. Anyway, you three move onto the men’s dorm proper.

Wasting as little time as possible, Tonu uses his belly ladder to go up to his room in the blink of an eye! After less than a minute, he comes down with the keyboard under his arm... through the building’s stairs. You imagine it’s easier to use the ladder to go up than down with his lame powers...

“Edamura, here’s my lucky charm…” Tonu acts sentimental. “Thank you, it gave me strength for a very long time. To me, this is the true treasure of this journey.”

“Okay.” Nariko snatches her lovely keyboard from the weirdo’s hands. “Ehem, Dear Johnny! My keyboard is back in my hands!” Your OG Hobo celebrates! You two finally got it! The damn fucking Keyboard! Now you can move onto actually important things like the band!

“Squawk.” The Flying Referee acknowledges the transaction as done, and flies away. Good-bye little Toucan, until you meet him and his spinning wheel again…

“Time to get the hell out of here!” You’re moving on!

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>>5692646

But the heist doesn’t end here, more people appear to roadblock! Around 7 people wearing store clerk uniforms show up! They look like the people you saw on your way here to the Academy, with the fake smiles and all.

“Hello there! You must be the infirm delinquents our sponsor wanted us to meet! We’re the Healthy Mind and Body Organization and we would like to speak with you all about the advantages of a balanced diet and exercise! Right, Penny?” The annoying voice of a squared looking guy announces. He reminds you of someone…

“That’s right, Pat! We’re only interested in taking a few minutes of your time! Would you be so kind as to hear us out?” Penny smiles for you all! Her voice sounds straight out of an ad. “You’d earn tremendous benefits! Right, Pericles?”

“I couldn’t sell it any better, Penny! Energy, motivation, a sense of community, all in one tight package! Self-care starts with the self! It’ll take just a smidgen of your time!” Another creep wants your attention. You find these people annoying…

Tonu is offering to distract them while you two escape. He lives here, so he doesn’t actually want to go with you all, and you don’t want to go punch your problems out of sight, but…

What do you do?

>Allow Tonu to distract these freaks while you and Nariko hightail it!
>Ask Tonu to use his ability to create another escape option through the nearest wall.
>Split! Tell them to meet you at the Main Gate! Never underestimate the unrelenting pursuit of a bunch of freaky salesmen and women.
>Write In.

>>5692648
>>Allow Tonu to distract these freaks while you and Nariko hightail it!

>>5692648
>>Allow Tonu to distract these freaks while you and Nariko hightail it!

>>5692648
>Allow Tonu to distract these freaks while you and Nariko hightail it!
Level 6 Handsome beam Penny to reduce the pursuit to two, then skedaddle.

>>5692648
>Allow Tonu to distract these freaks while you and Nariko hightail it!
Jesus H Fucking Christ, these people are somehow worse than literal doomsday cultist we fought yesterday (in quest time)! I kinda wanna punch them, but Johnny is a good boi, he would never punch a girl(I think she is a girl, can’t be too sure with these types of brainwashed peeps)

>>5692654
This

>>5692648
>>5692654
+1

>>5692654
+1

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“Can we not do this now?” You put Tonu on hold and attempt to fix the problem by yourself.

“Are you aware that your lack of interest is caused by the drowsy state you are in? Do you know why you feel like this? There’s a strong correlation between a consistent sleep schedule and your energy levels through the day! Isn’t that right, Pat?” Penny tries to guide you through the proper way.

“I couldn’t say it any better myself, Penny! But a good sleep schedule isn’t—”

“Please, Penny, not now.” You interrupt the creepy square guy and solely fixate on Penny. You try to sound as gentle as possible.

“Absolutely, sir. Sorry for bothering you.” Penny’s tender voice changes to a more intimidating tone.

“P-Penny, we haven’t talked about how a balanced diet is the perfect buddy of a consistent sleep schedule.” Pericles is astonished by his partner’s poor sales pitch.

“He said he doesn’t wanna hear it, buddy. Give him some space. There are more asses we can bother with our spiel.” Penny remains stoic.

“We absolutely cannot, Penny! The entire world NEEDS to hear our message to the fullest!” Pat isn’t willing to compromise.

All the members agree with those two maniacs. You give a look to Tonu to signal that you’re going to use his help.

“Have fun with the crown, you two. Pyohoho!” Tonu signals with his chin to begin running.

“Farewell and thank you for keeping your word.” Nariko doesn’t say much more, but that’s probably the nicest she ever sounded towards him. She holds her keyboard tight with love.

“See ya!” You know this isn’t the last you’ll see of Mr. 0-2! Either way, you think Tonu has a better track record than the guy you punched.

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>>5692715

“T-They are escaping! After them! They need to know what’s best for them!” Pat and Pericles begin chasing after you two, but Tonu pulls out his stupid belly ladder, and they smash their faces on it since it’s invisible to the naked eye.

Without much trouble, you and Nariko leave that mess behind you. By the Main Gate, the last obstacle you’ll face through this heist awaits: The Campus Security.

“I-Impossible…” You can’t believe your eyes… it’s… it’s…!

“Hehe, you smartasses really think you outsmarted Gainsbourg? This ends now.” It’s Dustin the Manager of the Restaurant that competed against the Nautical Nariko! But older! Like 25 years older! He’s surrounded by one more security guard… They don’t have that much personnel, do they?

How will you defeat this insurmountable challenge?!

What now?!

>Just run past him. Huh, the gate is big, it’s not like he can stop you…
>Miraculously, the only principal that wasn’t a complete jackass comes to help! He’ll face him, while you two run!
>Yu Yan will create a distraction! That’s how you’ll sneak past Dustin!
>For some reason, Penny comes to help you out of here!
>Write In.

>>5692716
>>For some reason, Penny comes to help you out of here!

>>5692716
>>Yu Yan will create a distraction! That’s how you’ll sneak past Dustin!

>>5692716
>>For some reason, Penny comes to help you out of here!

>>5692716
>Yu Yan will create a distraction! That’s how you’ll sneak past Dustin!
WAIT NO, I ONLY NOW SAW THIS OPTION

>>5692716
>Yu Yan will create a distraction! That’s how you’ll sneak past Dustin!
>Reference his past as a restaurant owner! Use his real name! Be spooky and enigmatic with your exit!

>>5692716
>Holy shit, I thought you've died by now, dude. How's the restaurant business treating you?
>Yu Yan will create a distraction! That’s how you’ll sneak past Dustin!

>>5692735
Yea

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“Dustin! Holy shit, I thought you died by now, dude!” You can’t believe you found him in this way after so many years… for him! What a trip this is! “How’s the restaurant business treating you?”

“Gah?! How could you know all that?! This is beyond what a smartass is capable of! I cannot put it into words… he’s a… he’s a…” Dustin is beyond shocked by your statements.

“Geniusass?” His security guard colleague suggests.

“No. Not that, idiiiot.” Dustin slaps the hat off of his coworker.

“I thought it was a good suggestion.” Nariko admits. “You’re a geniusass to me, Johnny!”

“Uh, uhm, thanks?” You don’t know how to feel about this.

“You creepy kid! You’re not going to go past me! I need answers.” Dustin has his eyes on you like a bull with something he wants to insert its horns into. He’s been provoked, but that wasn’t the plan. You need someone to distract him…

Out of the blue, from the other side of the wall of the main gate, Yu Yan is being lifted with Ursula’s megaphone in hand!

“Hey, fatass!” Yu Yan shouts, all puffed up. A crowd erupts in cheers as she shouts!

“Huh?! Whaddya want?!” Dustin is such an NPC that any insult gets his attention.

“Not you, the elf woman over there!” Yu Yan points afar. The crowd plays along with what Yu Yan is saying! “Yoo-hoo! Pointy ears, I’m talking to you!”

Oh shit, Gainsbourg is marching over alongside two security guards, stomping the ground like she wants to leave her shoe size imprinted on the road for everyone to admire. She’s closer than you were expecting! She wants to personally put a stop to you in the most sadistic way possible. After being called out, she pulls out an intercom device to start ranting.

“Are you talking to me, you pitiful rotten child?!” Gainsbourg hasn’t calmed down one bit since you insulted and escaped with the treasure (that you’re still keeping invisible). “Give yourself up before I make you experience a new kind of punishment I’ve been dying to try out.”

“Well, duh, who else looks like an elf around here?” Yu Yan chuckles.

“What are you even talking about?!” Gainsbourg is too furious to look confused.

“Elves. Those tree loving freaks! Don’t tell me you don’t know who those are?” Yu Yan has a script on her phone, but now she’s just confused.

“I don’t care about your anti-environmentalist slang.” Gainsbourg genuinely doesn’t know what an elf is. That explains so much about her appearance…

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>>5692787

“Environmental-what? You don’t know? You stupid…?” In normal circumstances, Yu Yan would feel bad for her.

“IF ONE OF YOU SUBNORMAL CRETINS CALLS ME STUPID ONCE AGAIN, I’LL RAISE HELL!!!” Gainsbourg will bring Yu Yan and you to the fire.

“Easy there, you fatass elf! You don’t need another wrinkle on your face!” Yu Yan is enjoying herself too much!

“I’M NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS, YOU LITTLE IMBECIL!!!” Gainsbourg can’t come up with anything witty to say.

“Then why do you have an entire forest up your ass…?” Yu Yan smirks. “Uhm, bitch.”

“C-Can we leave?!” Amelia shouts by the carriage. “We’ve been ready to leave for a while!”

“Sure, Teddy bear!” Yu Yan jumps off the roof of the rich girls’ car to go inside.

Basically, Yu Yan asked her two new lackeys to get some cars ready for everyone to escape in!

“Huh?!” Dustin realizes you snuck away during the shouting match between Yu Yan and Gainsbourg!

“YOU LET THEM ESCAPE?!” Gainsbourg wants to kill Dustin too. “GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!” The lady screeches so loudly it broke the equipment…

“C-Curse those geniusasses…” Dustin knows he lost his job.

You’ve successfully escaped the Golden Peak Academy to never return again…This day will forever live in infamy for this establishment.

Now, during the screaming fit, you and Nariko went inside…

…Which vehicle?

>The two of you are riding a Scooter together!
>You went inside the Carriage with Amelia, Ursula, and Aurora!
>You went inside the Rich girl car with Yu Yan and the two snobby girls from earlier!
>Write In.

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>>5692788
>>You went inside the Rich girl car with Yu Yan and the two snobby girls from earlier!

>>5692788
>>You went inside the Rich girl car with Yu Yan and the two snobby girls from earlier!

>>5692788
>You went inside the Rich girl car with Yu Yan and the two snobby girls from earlier!

>>5692788
>>You went inside the Rich girl car with Yu Yan and the two snobby girls from earlier!

>>5692788
>You went inside the Rich girl car with Yu Yan and the two snobby girls from earlier!

>>5692788
>Add an asterisk to “never return again”, with it saying “unless it’s to burn it to the ground”.
>inside the Rich girl car

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Of course you went inside the car Yu Yan prepared for you! Why else would you have asked her for an escape plan if you weren’t going to use it? That’d be really dumb. And you, Johnny Ando, aren’t dumb in the slightest. You meticulously prepare every single one of your moves with maximum efficiency. Only the purely idiotic leave everything to chance! But you aren’t that! That’s why you took the car that you asked for. Riveting decision making right here…

You’re in the interior of a large car with 2 rows of backseats. Is this considered a truck or a van? Or just a large car? Are large cars a thing? At what length does a large car start being considered a limousine? Should you know this because you have level 5 Knowledge or is Trivia Knowledge its own category? You could look up this online, but you won’t. Stats matter if you make them matter.

“Can you drive us back? I still have things to say to that fatass!” Yu Yan asks the driver if she can keep on insulting the principal of the gaudiest school on the planet. The man doesn’t know how to respond.

“Yu Yan, don’t force this poor man to do anything that can cost him his job...” Nariko asks her roommate to behave.

“Please, my girls would never do that! Am I right, gals?” Yu Yan sits in between the snobby duo, who in return hold her like she’s a precious creature. Despite your hobo’s smugness, she isn’t that comfortable with them showing this type of affection towards her.

“Most certainly, BF! Such an irresponsible thought didn’t cross my mind, not even for a flash.” Former ‘Ponytail’ Phoebe agrees. She’s sporting a new look, more mellow out than a couple of hours ago. She’s even wearing glasses.

“We’ve matured so much since you two last saw us, heh. And it’s all thanks to my BF.” Former ‘bangs’ Eloise praises your smug hobo for their growth. In contrast to her ‘not-friend’, her change in appearance is minimal.

“Now, girls, don’t you think it’s time to show a true sign of growth, hmm?” Yu Yan wants those not-so-snobby chicks to do something. You wonder what.

Both girls share a look, then turns their eyes onto you and Nariko.

“Edamura, and Edamura’s Servant…” Phoebe starts.

“We’d like to apologize…” Eloise continues.

“...for the poor way we treated you before our incredible and meaningful growth! We don’t have excuses for our former appalling behavior!” The duo pleads for forgiveness in unison. They don’t sound that sincere, or maybe it’s the choice of words that is bothering you, regardless, they’re doing their best…

…And they’re still adorable to you, despite the fact they still don’t know your name.

>>5693364


How do you respond to this heartfelt apology?

>“Yu Yan, what did you do to them?” You don’t think this feels natural.
>“Apology accepted! Now, my name is Johnny, and I prefer if you call me that…” You’re not going to pretend that part doesn’t sting you a little, but the overall message is good enough for you!
>“Huh, you don’t have to apologize. I know how rich people in this part of town act.” You never cared.
>“Meh, it’s not that simple. You’ll have to keep doing better, but it’s an important step.” You won’t forgive them yet.
>Write In.

>>5693364
>>“Apology accepted! Now, my name is Johnny, and I prefer if you call me that…” You’re not going to pretend that part doesn’t sting you a little, but the overall message is good enough for you!

>>5693365
>“Apology accepted! Now, my name is Johnny, and I prefer if you call me that…” You’re not going to pretend that part doesn’t sting you a little, but the overall message is good enough for you!
>“Yu Yan, what did you do to them?” You don’t think this feels natural.

>>5693365
>>“Yu Yan, what did you do to them?” You don’t think this feels natural.

>>5693365
>>“Apology accepted! Now, my name is Johnny, and I prefer if you call me that…” You’re not going to pretend that part doesn’t sting you a little, but the overall message is good enough for you!

>>5693365
>“Apology accepted! Now, my name is Johnny, and I prefer if you call me that…” You’re not going to pretend that part doesn’t sting you a little, but the overall message is good enough for you!
>“Yu Yan, what did you do to them?” You don’t think this feels natural.

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“Apology accepted!” You see no reason to keep the bad blood, they barely did anything to you aside from being really obnoxious. You have thick skin after years of verbal abuse anyway. “Now, my name is Johnny, and I prefer if you call me that…”

“Right, you are not just Nariko’s servant. You’re much more than the puny position you hold!” Eloise says it out loud like it’s worth acknowledging it.

“Yes, you’re a human worthy of respect just like all of us despite whatever your miserable upbringing entailed!” Phoebe agrees wholeheartedly.

“Therefore, I must acknowledge you as such by your proper name!” Eloise nods to herself. “Johnny!”

“Johnny! To be on equal ground, allow me to introduce myself, my name is Phoebe!” Phoebe acts like you didn’t know her name.

“And I’m Eloise!” Eloise continues this confusing introduction. “It’s a privilege to make you my acquaintance as much as it is for you.”

“The honor is even greater for me, as I know every human life is equal to mine! And I’m very special.” Phoebe tries to one up Eloise for no discernable reason.

“I see even greater value in you, Johnny! Our similarities, while important, don’t tell the whole story, heh. Acknowledging our differences as virtuous as they are is the true mark of respect. For example, I don’t look past your disheveled appearance, I happen to appreciate it unironically!” Eloise tries to one up her rival.

“I’m the one who sees Johnny’s humanity more clearly! I have grown as a person the most!” Phoebe gets a little pissy.

“Heh, you wish. You can’t see beyond your prejudice. It’s quite telling.” Eloise smirks.

You see Yu Yan facepalming like a disappointed teacher…

“Agh! I look at Johnny and see nothing but the guy he is!” Phoebe concentrates and stares at you to prove her point. “I swear… I… do…”

“Hehehe, it’s so apparent how difficult for you it is when it’s quite easy! You just… need… to… be better…” The exact same thing happened to Eloise.

“Edamura, I want to buy Yu Yan and Johnny’s contracts from you...” Phoebe has realized she wants something more in life.

“Edamura, I’ll up her offer whatever it may be…” Eloise has reached the same conclusion.

Nariko hasn’t said a word ever since the apology. She hasn’t liked the insincerity, but this might piss her off completely.

>>5693435

What do you do?

>“Ladies, I’m no one’s servant. I don’t work for anyone. If you want us to be friends, you have to ask.” Be nice to these loonies, because they probably need friends.
>“Wait, how much are you two willing to pay?” Is this how you will finance the Idol project? Maybe!
>“Nariko, I’ll let you respond to that.” You are not going to interfere. You accepted their apology, but Nariko hasn’t.
>“It deeply offends me that you think you can do that.” Reject them both for being so callous.
>Tell Yu Yan to intervene. Her girls are acting up!
>Write In.

>>5693436
>>“Ladies, I’m no one’s servant. I don’t work for anyone. If you want us to be friends, you have to ask.” Be nice to these loonies, because they probably need friends.

>>5693436
>“Wait, how much are you two willing to pay?” Is this how you will finance the Idol project? Maybe!
Prostitute Johnny?

>>5693436
>>“Ladies, I’m no one’s servant. I don’t work for anyone. If you want us to be friends, you have to ask.” Be nice to these loonies, because they probably need friends.

>>5693436
>“Ladies, I’m no one’s servant. I don’t work for anyone. If you want us to be friends, you have to ask.” Be nice to these loonies, because they probably need friends.

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“L-Ladies, I’m no one’s servant. I don’t work for anyone.” You don’t give them the choice to think there’s a way to buy your, uh, companionship? “If you want us to be friends, you have to ask.” You’ll be nice.

“Friendship? How’s that enough? You two won’t spend as much time with me as I desire.” Eloise doesn’t see this as a solution. “And that’s if you decide to stick around...”

“That’s right! A well-paid contract will ensure your time and loyalty.” Phoebe agrees with her not-friend. “I’ll have enough leeway to convince you to stay with me. You’ll see my great qualities… You’ll have no other option… My family has an outstanding retention rate!”

“Heh, mine’s better than yours.” Eloise is really confident about this.

“You wish!” Phoebe smirks back. “In short, the conundrum is that as friends we’re not entitled to your time…”

“But as your bosses…” Eloise grins.

Yu Yan immediately starts water spraying the bad thoughts away from these nasty snobs! She had a bottle under the seat!

“Bad! Bad! BAD!” Yu Yan shouts. “This is the same thinking pattern I warned you about!”

“D-Don’t humiliate me like this!” Phoebe gets angry.

“I-I have appearances to keep! Gah!” Eliose hates this too.

“Then behave yourselves!” Yu Yan crosses her arms.

“B-But we’re taking you home, BF, I have no insurance you’ll talk to me again! Or Johnny for that matter!” Phoebe points out that this could be the end of their friendship.

“What’s the big deal, BF? You’ll earn money…” Eloise wants that damn contract signed!

“True friendship isn’t built around cash, you silly gooses. I’m sorry if I sound like an elementary school cartoon, but you girls clearly didn’t learn this basic life lesson.” Yu Yan sighs.

“Like I said I wouldn’t mind being friends, girls.” You remind these silly gooses. “There’s no need for any type of payment. We’re not under contract, and we’re not interested in signing one.”

“All you gotta do is trust us. Pretty simple, right?” Yu Yan smirks. “Let’s build some trust, we’ll share our numbers with you at the end of the ride. This is a promise.”

“…Fine.” Eloise relents first.

“Huh… If it has to be this way.” Phoebe goes along.

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“See? Isn’t it nice when we all get along?” Yu Yan is content with this outcome.

“All? I haven’t forgiven them for what they did.” Nariko finally says something after so long! She looked largely disinterested by most of the conversation, spending her time checking her keyboard. “Your apology was insufficient in every conceivable way.”

“Heh, my BF was right. Edamura thoroughly apology…” Eloise smiles confidently.

“Indeed, my BF prepared us for this possibility…” Phoebe displays the same conviction.

“If you knew your apology was insufficient, why bother starting with that other one?” Nariko is taken aback.

“Simple. Edamura, you’re a special case.” Eloise says.

“And we need to repent for everything we’ve done to you.” Phoebe is ready to apologize!

Both take their phones out and start reading from a huge list of reasons to feel guilty about…

“Edamura, I apologize for believing you’re brain dead.” Eloise starts.

“Huh? That’s not any better. In fact, it’s quite offensive.” Nariko doesn’t get it.

“Edamura, I apologize for looking down on you because your family is made of artists.” Phoebe reads as well.

“T-That’s marginally better…” Nariko thinks this is something worth apologizing for.

“Edamura, I apologize for not believing your recent weight gain compliments your enormous figure.” Eloise reads.

“……….” Nariko has no words.

“Edamura, I apologize for laughing when my BF compared you to a cow.” Phoebe’s turn...

“Y-Yu Yan…” Nariko is getting angry.

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“Edamura, I apologize for agreeing with my BF that you’d look great in a cow costume.” Eloise continues.

“T-That’s enough!” Nariko doesn’t want to hear these apologies anymore.

“Edamura, I apologize for believing you openly moo at people.” Phoebe reads again.

“ENOUGH!” Nariko is hating this! That one is a half-truth… Well, all of these are…

“Edamoora, moo, moo, moo, moo.” Eloise reads eloquently.

“W-WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!” Nariko doesn’t speak cow, how weird.

“Nariko, there are hundreds of these. The only way they’ll stop is if you accept all their apologies.” Yu Yan grins from ear to ear.

“Y-YU YAAAAAAAN…!” Mooriko is furious!

“…And go on a diet.” Yu Yan is proud of herself.

“FINE! I ACCEPT THEIR APOLOGY! END THIS NOW!” Nariko accepts her fate.

“Sure!” Yu Yan nods.

That’s it for this thread! Thanks for playing, and see you next time!

>>5693560
Thanks for running! Great thread!

>>5693560
That was based.

>>5693560
Good thread overall